⚡┇the-finals-chat

[frozen shale]

i still wouldnt trust myself even it weight twice that

[rapid girder]

Hi

[tender cypress]

Almost forgot to share my new mug lol

[white dirge]

Exactly why I never took them as sponsors!
Haven't investigated much but at least Alfa Acta seems like your typical PMC's.... As typical as mercs go anyway

[shy laurel]

Exactly, I wonder if they found something on Mars that gives them the ability to make such fertile soil to grow these "tiger fruits"

[fresh kernel]

I sent a message on the discord showing me buying $100 worth of Multibucks for my 17th birthday, and I went to steam to check my purchase history and I had spent over $2000 on THE FINALS alone, Embark Dusty noticed it and DMed me asking for my address and shirt size. I got a special thanks for funding a month worth of server storage 🤣

[rapid girder]

That’s nice

[left wedge]

the finals peak

[white dirge]

Anything is possible friend, maybe they discovered some sort of pathological life form that allowed them to get the DNA to change food in such a drastic way

[shy laurel]

At least Alfa Acta seems forward about their greed over morals... To what extent though, do they hunt down whistleblowers and even shoot each other in the back to safeguard corporate secrets for higher pay?

[sharp plaza]

finals station

[sharp mauve]

I dont have to do anymore christmas cook prep until 2 so now im free to game

[white dirge]

That's lit regular PMC practice nowadays lol

At least they'll give me a nice looking AR and gear as long as I keep my head down xd

[fresh kernel]

Cleannnn
I just upgraded today, still a WIP

[floral stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443029741769724119/1453808918529572934/IMG_1568.jpg?ex=694ecc90&is=694d7b10&hm=22e4cb29cb684bf6f6e4112a50e9b58895f291c3c2c3c77a4ae06554ace18775&

[static mortar]

Merry Christmas

[shy laurel]

How much the ethics committee would absolutely not agree with that (especially if sentient) I'd honestly still sign with TRENTILA, that's my love for science though muahaha

[silk frigate]

Lol, thats wholesome

[shy laurel]

True true, their morals may suck, but the drip... GOES HARD

[fiery ore]

i've spent like 550€ 😭

[sharp plaza]

NICE

[zealous marten]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YW31dao1rZU?si=UkAHwi0yGQ6IKRUf

We need this skin in the finals

[white dirge]

Hey at least their ethic malpractice extents to other than humans lol
Or at least... Not directly

[silk frigate]

what so immoral about home defence? I say Alfa actA is coolest sponsor out there

[shy laurel]

In a universe of sellouts, why not join the one who's messed up vision you agree with the most?

[white dirge]

It does!!! Love the pants and weapon they offer

Lit the only reason I signed with them this season lol

[dusky panther]

Guys, new player incoming lol

[quaint totem]

38 damage 💔

[brisk tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/here-kitty-you-can-has-cheeseburger-kitty-cat-meme-cheese-burger-gif-4434349961708415436

[smoky kestrel]

Who play this in german 😭

[white dirge]

Like my father says when electing a president
"We don't choose whomever isn't evil, we choose the least evil" xD

[shy laurel]

What's so immoral about trusting a greedy PMC company? That's never gone wrong in the name of self defense or starting unnecessary conflicts for profit!... Right?

[quaint totem]

I am

[white dirge]

(I live in Mexico btw, trump is def comic character level of evil)

[smoky kestrel]

First thing I check is if my dubs or games are in english

[shy laurel]

Hahaha true, or maybe it does! Crazy scientists will do what they do best.

[silk frigate]

are you sure Alfa Acta is PMC? They look more like a gun dealer company

[smoky kestrel]

oh wow that got deleted fast

[white dirge]

Take money not ask questions disregard collateral and at least get the job done? Yeah not so far from nowadays lol

[quaint totem]

he should just invade mexico, I mean he gets to invade someone and the mexicans can finally be in the USA

[sharp plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-leagues-the-big-leagues-are-calling-gif-15928249687245233098

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/alfa-acta-the-finals-season-6-gif-6510440628402168777

[buoyant sparrow]

does report button even work ?

[tender cypress]

Politics in my Finals chat? This isn't a Christmas dinner guys...

[white dirge]

Iiiiii'd rather not talk politics, least of places here

Got enough with Twitter

[smoky kestrel]

Exactly, a game discord is not the place for politics

[shy laurel]

They sell weapons to people, how can they not be in the lucrative sector of hiring and offering security detail as a service with all that firepower?

[tender cypress]

Smh you should all be JOLLY and WHIMSICAL

[compact pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[white dirge]

Yeah, even if that was one of the most out of pocket statements I've heard

I'd rather not get into it, like, ever. Preferably

[compact pumice]

thats gonna be a yikes for me chief

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/holly-logan-santa-christmas-time-holiday-spirit-holiday-sweater-gif-11029785265386291276

[smoky kestrel]

I'd say something about them but that woul dbe politics too

[rapid girder]

I hope it’s a PS5

[smoky kestrel]

I dont need a ps5 anymore

[limpid jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[white dirge]

Sides, with people that say stuff like that reason won't work, they made up their minds and won't listen to you even if you have the most sound statement in the world

[rapid girder]

I have one and never use it

[smoky kestrel]

True

[shy laurel]

Looks like it could be new clothes! Or even a pot for plants? I wonder what it could be 🤔

[loud marten]

need a medium add me

[smoky kestrel]

-lfg

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked

South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[loud marten]

i have one with me

[lost cedar]

I just hit a Moolah going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[rancid schooner]

heyya!
i really in need for the best M weapon
i literally tried eberything lol

[smoky kestrel]

-lfg

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked

South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[rapid girder]

Air freshener

[tender cypress]

AKM trust

[white dirge]

From a corpo? Prolly documents that you ain't supposed to see so they have an excuse to take you out lol

[rancid schooner]

Famas?

[tender cypress]

Yeah that also works

[rancid schooner]

the only weapon i havent tried lol

[shy laurel]

Ospuze air freshener would go so hard, minus the addictive and skin peeling side effects

[rapid girder]

Whatever at least the air is fresh

[shy laurel]

sweats in uncashed out digital currency

[willow nova]

I’ve gone against them before they’re bad

[white dirge]

"Why breath filthy simple air? With OpZuNe, all you need is a huff, puff, and.... I ran out of rimes"lol

[shy laurel]

"Huff, Puff, Persist" the new all natural air freshener with absolutely no side effects!

[tender sphinx]

my internet has evolved into a new level of shit
it crashes and the modem restarts every 5 minutes🔥🔥🔥

[forest saddle]

i was wondering why you keep logging on and off the game

[white dirge]

With this air freshener, you'll wish we made air tanks of our ™ air

[quaint totem]

guys he's making progress

[white dirge]

XD
I can absolutely see OpZuNe doing this

[shy laurel]

I could totally see an OSPUZE skeleton in a space suit with yellow tinted gas leaking as an outfit. That'd look so cool. I'd literally pay money for that

[tender sphinx]

the SECOND a match started
it crashed
after it restarted i q into another
1 minute in it shits the bed again

[abstract juniper]

its halfway through the week bro

[shy laurel]

Now I want that SO BAD, I'm a smoker. This would be AWESOME to have lol. (Don't smoke)

[devout gazelle]

Who up popping pouring and performing

[white dirge]

Ayo EMBARK!
We spinning fire ideas here

[lethal hound]

There's a question in my mind, that's kind of eating me up!, what does multi-device do?? It's newly introduced so idk how to use it (if you separately use it)

[smoky kestrel]

Whats this?

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-droid-star-wars-star-wars-battle-droid-star-wars-the-clone-wars-star-wars-clone-wars-gif-26238099

[abstract juniper]

headphone usage too high this week so i risk hearing damage

[tender sphinx]

just give me the premium Engimo plan already

[shy laurel]

I still want a TRENTILA lab coat cosmetic. Or the sick looking hazmat suits in their ad

[rapid girder]

I could make it real. I have plenty of cigarettes

[white dirge]

In my mind their labs look like Black Meza™

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[tender cypress]

1984

[smoky kestrel]

aaah, I listen too lous too much XD

[shy laurel]

God same, though I imagine more man eating plants growing from vertical hydroponic farms as the interior

[willow nova]

What I need rn

[rapid girder]

Found a spy

[solid linden]

thanks embark.i am in gold and get matched vs FNC and TSM pro players,i am having much fun getting my a$$ kicked hard

[white dirge]

So more atomic heart lol

[lethal hound]

what does multi-device do?? It's newly introduced so idk how to use it (if you separately use it)

[smoky kestrel]

The ipad you use to place ur turrets, jumppads etc

[final depot]

kinda fun

[shy laurel]

Oh yeah, but with the chaos of the finals in it lol

[willow nova]

Where do you get these 😂😂

[stark fog]

Merry Christmas ya'll!

[livid light]

anyone notice changing outfits for heavy also changes your light outfit??? other way around too

[lethal hound]

owwwww

[rapid girder]

I made them myself

[quartz violet]

Are you sure they are actually players from the org or are they just members of their club 💀

[rapid girder]

Argued with AI until it was perfect

[hushed mango]

went 19 and 2 as a light player in a quick cash

[white dirge]

Ayo all I want to breath is OpZuNe!
Make air tanks already!

[shy laurel]

I would literally pay for this, I bet it tastes like a fruity cocktail of lemon and more sweet fruits. With a side of skin/lung irritation

[solid linden]

they are pro players ,i checked their socials and everything

[tender sphinx]

that's just called a vape

[shy laurel]

Oh yeah 🤔 🤣

[alpine forum]

hey mine has also been doing that i wanna throw myself out of my window

[tender sphinx]

i have been kicked out of 4 or 5 TDM / PS matches because of this

[rapid girder]

I’m sure I won’t get in trouble if I sold this stuff

[alpine forum]

i feel like internet companies are using AI to cut corners and the ai is messing everything up😂

[stuck goblet]

Teammates block snowball aaaaah

[white dirge]

And 5x times more addictive
Cuz remember, with OpZuNe, who needs sleep?

[shy laurel]

Actually? You could just make it a non-functional prop. The finals could do with more sponsorship drip.

[spare schooner]

[quartz violet]

RIP 😭

[shy laurel]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT

[warm marsh]

Knowing that even if you locked the fuck in. Your best plays will be their worst plays is kinda defeating too.

[rapid girder]

There’s so many people selling non official merchandise

[white dirge]

Embark really needs to open up merch bout our favorite sponsors

Oooh what I'd give for an Alfa Acta shirt

[lethal hound]

huh?

[devout gazelle]

They sell this
It might be out of stock tho idk

[stuck goblet]

Snowball Blitz is just Heaven or Else again

[smoky kestrel]

I want a slick vaiiya backpack

[shy laurel]

True, I want more OFFICIAL stuff though. I wanna show support and have my money go to embark and the finals! As much as I love smaller businesses

[white dirge]

Fr?? Oh I know what I'm getting myself after Christmas

[stuck goblet]

Complete fucking RNG on teammates with functioning eyes and ears and aim

[forest saddle]

is the game dying cuz i've been getting too many teammates and enemies who are around lvl100

[solid linden]

Man we reached the final,did 1 try and then AFKed,i had so much fun

[white dirge]

Eyyyy you thinking with portals now

[rapid girder]

Fair. I personally don’t like embark as a company but the games are fire

[smoky kestrel]

? XD

[high pier]

like god intended

[white dirge]

Idk just a thing I say when I'm tryna convey someone else is very smort

Might be a stim lol

[shy laurel]

Goddamn, not OSPUZE throwing shade at embark? I'm... So happy. Many would be scared of such a thing 🥹

[rapid girder]

I miss frosty

[stuck goblet]

LTM win contracts are the default when the devs don't want to work

[tender sphinx]

there IS an Alfa actA tshirt you can officially buy btw

[devout gazelle]

Same

[shy laurel]

Honestly though, I'd love an OSPUZE vape emote in the finals. It'd be HILARIOUS. Hopefully that's PG enough for the game's rating though. I know that's the main reason for not having shirtless characters even with all the tattoos

[stuck goblet]

Vaping will cause poison damage

[tender sphinx]

make an anti-smoking day special where gas canisters are 2 foot tall vapes

[shy laurel]

Not with OSPUZE it won't

[tender sphinx]

brother WHY IS ONE TSHIRT FROM EMBARK 27 EUROS

[umbral kindle]

peak costs money

[light sail]

Have the servers gone down today yet lol

[rapid girder]

Quick dart mid match

[tender sphinx]

Finals is free btw
the M60 is free and does not cost VRs either

[white dirge]

And since it's
It'll give you 10% speed buff for the duration of the poison

[shy laurel]

You think drip is cheap?

[tender sphinx]

it
is
one
t-shirt

[livid light]

i mean its exactly how i said it lol. changing any cosmetic on my heavy or light, changes it on light or heavy 😭

[umbral kindle]

you probably have the same outfit selected on both of them

[smoky kestrel]

Imo the quality is well worth the money

[shy laurel]

At least it isn't designer expensive. You should see how much the official OSPUZE drinks costs

[lethal hound]

exactly

[tender sphinx]

it is iirc 50 something euro for a 24 pack
THAT IS 2 EUROS A CAN

[spare schooner]

[slender plaza]

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ospuze-emote-gif-15363735237138629445

The best performance enhancements don't come cheap

[slender plaza]

[slender plaza]

they likw 40 bucks for a pack right

[white dirge]

I find it funny that not even a contestant that is sponsored by them want to drink it

Unlike with where you actually eat their pepper

[sterile garnet]

snowball mode already a classic

[stuck goblet]

I hate this goddamn Snowball mode like you wouldnt believe

[tender sphinx]

the snowball mode is actually rivaling blast off levels of unfun rng dogshit

[hasty kayak]

USD its $200 for a 24pk

[tender cypress]

It's all in the shipping I think

[shy laurel]

I mean, tiger fruit is canonically linked with OSPUZE. So technically... TRENTILA and OSPUZE are business partners. If I remember correctly

[hasty kayak]

yeah 😔

[sterile garnet]

blastoff was pure skill

this mode is whoever has more heavies wins, like any other mode

[white dirge]

Fr? DAMNIT

[opal sable]

who else ospuzin it rn

[smoky kestrel]

Wtf I payed 54 Euros

[zinc kiln]

Merry Christmas

[tender sphinx]

what are you even talking about

[hasty kayak]

thank you shipping and handling (individual cans cost $10)

[white dirge]

Feliz Navidad

[shy laurel]

LET'S GO TRENTILA, LET'S GO OSPUZE!!! POP, POUR, PERFORMING WITH INGREDIENTS THAT ARE LIKE REAL FRUIT, BUT BETTER

[umbral kindle]

oof the outage really hit hard on embarks servers there is so much lag

[tender sphinx]

bro this shit borderline FREE

[hasty kayak]

USD, shipping to US is $200

[glossy rune]

please delete, otherwise ill have to tag CMs

[hasty kayak]

yay!

[white dirge]

WE BRING THE FULL COMBO

WE GOT THE NUTRITION, WE GOT THE ENERGY

CONSUME

[shrewd zephyr]

is anyone else having trouble logging in?

[zinc kiln]

Never mind

[tender sphinx]

skill issue this game is the only benefit to living in Poland

[forest saddle]

im finished, maybe it's time to retire

[tender sphinx]

what did you do

[shy laurel]

It was the "sour core" grenade launcher event btw for the crossover product

[fiery glen]

Servers are back now eh boys?

[bleak arch]

Crazy that people ate up heaven or else but they cringe at snowball peak blitz

[vagrant nymph]

Guys is anyone else getting a connection error when trying to enter the game?

[glossy rune]

interesting. my oldest message on the server is from march 2023

[tender sphinx]

5 cost more for you than 24 for me
can we just invent teleporting shit to people's houses already?

[tender cypress]

Snowball Mid

[white dirge]

Now that I think about it

The Alfa Acta people are a lot like the mercs in Trepang²

[forest saddle]

i've been playing trash and been on an incredible losing streak ever since that one tdm match where i got owned by some player named koreangirl

[glossy rune]

<@&1012034066876473384> please delete this, as well as his previous image post

[white dirge]

Down to their CEO

[bleak arch]

Lowkey that cowboy ltm with grapples and shotguns was really good

[lusty spruce]

they selling cancer now?

[rapid girder]

I’ve posted these in the past with no problems

[tender cypress]

Ospuze (literally worse than drugs) is ok but smoking is where we draw the line

[hasty kayak]

yeah but honestly anything international coming into the US is just fucked that’s non essential so 🤷🏼‍♂️ won’t lie i got a 24pk of energy drinks the other day on discount for $10 so i’ll stick w that

[high pier]

where do you get these just search leads back to the embark portal website and nothings there

[bleak arch]

Guys I vape. Am I getting banned for this

[rapid girder]

No it’s AI

[sonic mulch]

Berger

[tender cypress]

Yeah, say goodbye to your account

[fiery glen]

Vapers banned

[rapid girder]

Balise invisible man

[vagrant nymph]

Are the servers still down?

[glossy rune]

Bragging rights? It's not cool, dude. It's irresponsible.

[forest saddle]

pizza>>>

[hasty kayak]

https://shop.embark-studios.com/products/pxl-ospuze-sour-core-us go here and it sends you to a 3rd party website

[woeful sedge]

What happened to the servers this time

[lusty spruce]

nice try ip grabber

[bleak arch]

When 300mg caffeine: I will have 3 of these tonight

When 1mg nicotine: @moderator

[fiery glen]

So don’t do it then?😂

[hasty kayak]

mhm yeah sure

[high pier]

lies

[rapid girder]

? Who tf said bragging rights?

[hasty kayak]

https://nordictraininggear.com/products/pxl-energy-500-ml try this then

[tender cypress]

Like I said, isnt canon Ospuze literally worse than the average modern day drug

[bleak arch]

$10 for one is INSANE

[high pier]

is this one USA only?

[hasty kayak]

i didn’t realize ospuze vapes were illegal

[shy laurel]

$48 for a pack

[tender cypress]

Free my boy Scotty, he spent his rent money on Ospuze

[slender plaza]

sounds like krokodil

[bleak arch]

They need these drinks at circle k asap or they will have to stop making them

[hasty kayak]

yeah if you’re in canada/mexico prob either doesn’t ship or is a different link

[slender plaza]

wait what are ospozes side effects again

[forest saddle]

canon ospuze is probably what made scotty the joker. have u heard his laughs?

[tender cypress]

I'm not a lore expert, great question though

[white dirge]

Worse than crack twin

Your skin falls off if you don't drink it, you smell foul, etc

[high pier]

hmm

[bronze moth]

I just watched a medium do 22k support points

[tender cypress]

But smoking is where we draw the line, got it

[white dirge]

I never said that!

That said, only thing I be smoking is that zaza

[hasty kayak]

yeah im just copy pasting from the embark website and the 3rd party they run through to sell, if it gives a 404 error im gonna guess they don’t ship outside the US in NA

[shy laurel]

Delayed sleep deprivation, skin peeling, hallucinations, impaired judgement, etc. pretty bad stuff

[tender cypress]

I was referring to the other person

[high pier]

lol my highest support is 22k

[glossy rune]

Why would we make smoking look cool on a PG server? I don't get it. There are kids here. Using sponsors from The Finals as skins for cigarette packaging and vapes is most definitely inappropriate.

[sharp plaza]

bro i want these

[shy laurel]

I'd still drink OSPUZE ngl, if it's as good as they say

[white dirge]

Sever lack of sleep, heart rate looks like an actual engine, heart disease, did I mention that your skin falls off if you wanna lay off it @slender plaza?

[high pier]

odd since it awhile ago when tehy first released it worked :/

[rapid girder]

They are. Worse then anything else

[hasty kayak]

yeah atp i have no idea lol

[tender cypress]

Many PG pieces of media feature cigarettes or a smoking charecter, and nobody's making it look cool, Ospuze is LITERALLY a satire on poor American food standards

[rapid girder]

Smoking is bad tho

[hasty kayak]

they will burn the witch at the stake for this

[white dirge]

It prolly tastes like four loco or monster

That for not being able to sleep and having to literally replace water? I think I'm good lol

[tender cypress]

Also this server is PG-13 not PG

[glossy rune]

It's one thing for a character to be smoking, but it's another to use colorful 'characters' to apply to smoking products.

[shy laurel]

As a smoker, I second this. Don't smoke, it's not fun or cool.

[wooden kestrel]

Nah, not if theryre made with Trentila’s merijuana, they have the liscence to grow anything

[hasty kayak]

idk ospuze prez is def a recreational coke user

[high pier]

You mean like all of discord

[wooden kestrel]

Then why don’t most people treat it as such

[shy laurel]

Honestly, I would. Productivity?! That'd go through the roof! Just would wonder how your body would handle nutritional stuff though like food 🤔

[tidal torrent]

Holy shit first game on & this light was just on my ass, even though he’s so shit alone

[glossy rune]

<@&1012034066876473384>

[bronze moth]

nice nice

[hasty kayak]

why are we pinging CM over a vape and cigs vro😭

[shy laurel]

Game rating and topic, the same reason we don't have shirtless characters as a customization option

[vital pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392756718571884596/1440982974697963561/oscar_wide.gif

[glossy rune]

I thought we don't promote alcohol, drugs, or substances in general. Idk why vaping and cigarettes would receive the special treatment, but clearly the CMs are okay with it.

[tender cypress]

You mean Ospuze, a literal satire on poor food standards? It really seems like a mockery more than "encouragement"

[tender cypress]

Ospuze literally tears your skin off 😭🙏

[forest saddle]

guys, 6 7

[slender plaza]

sounds like meth mixed with a bunch of other shit lore accurate ospuze???

[glossy rune]

Cigarettes and vapes aren't food. What's your point?

[shy laurel]

OSPUZE is technically a substance. Same with gas

[bronze moth]

longboi

[whole rivet]

I love the P90, but long barrels are ick af

[hasty kayak]

where does it say to not promote those exact topics, all it says is no advertising which satirical works aren’t really advertising?

[slender plaza]

sounds like drug itches

[forest saddle]

https://www.dictionary.com/articles/word-of-the-year-2025

[glossy rune]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-greg-greg-abbott-elementary-greg-astro-greg-eyeroll-gif-26974200

[devout gazelle]

I thought the word of the year was ragebait

[shy laurel]

Yeah same, far out dream to see the PDW-57 re-emerge. The design was so cool

[forest saddle]

guys, even dictionary.com says 67 is the word of the year. let's just accept it 6 7

[slender plaza]

nicotine doesnt make you do dumb stuff

[exotic widget]

Is someone else’s game not connecting? Mine is stuck on the loading screen, my WiFi is working haha

[forest saddle]

that's oxford word of the year

[hasty kayak]

i mean im genuinely asking because i’ve never seen an issue with it in the server. I’m not getting a very clear response either

[devout gazelle]

Ah

[covert flax]

there is a difference between the word of the year and the word of the next year...

[glossy rune]

https://tenor.com/view/jaime-french-jamie-french-youtube-this-is-oscar-worthy-best-movie-ever-gif-9147659467745913983

[slender plaza]

those are numbers

[shy laurel]

Yes it does, especially with withdrawal symptoms that can kill you

[hasty kayak]

anything addictive will mess with you if you remove yourself from it

[slender plaza]

i meant while your on it it doesnt stop motor functions while your on it everything will kill you if you take to much

[forest saddle]

dictionary.com said it so it's a word now

[covert flax]

true, this is like saying "the number of the year is "balls""

[slender plaza]

oh damn

[forest saddle]

it's still this year so i'll vibe with it

[glossy rune]

tbh i don't even know anymore. i think there was a rule in the past, but the rules have changed over the years.

[topaz sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hidden-valley-ranch-hidden-valley-ranch-67-worlds-fastest-67-67-worlds-fastest-hidden-valley-ranch-68-gif-18032210819777228108

[shy laurel]

Absolutely lol

[lost cedar]

downvote

[shy laurel]

OMG WE NEED THE DUAL BLADES ADDED TO THIS MEME

[hasty kayak]

yeah i was just asking because if its just a singular person telling me otherwise i’d like a little proof. I don’t smoke or vape but having satirical works is ok cause it’s funny and its meant to be funny not serious

[hasty kayak]

NO 67 DUAL BLADES INSPECTION

[slender plaza]

idk why but this feels cringe is tbis what old people thought when i was young saying 9+10

[forest saddle]

what a joke

[umbral kindle]

i think a funny skin for the infuser would be like a spray bottle or something

[echo glade]

is the game working now?

[stone thistle]

Chat

[umbral kindle]

yeah but its laggy, ping is high

[forest saddle]

it is supposed to feel cringe. i have no idea why they did this

[echo glade]

yeah nevermind

[shy laurel]

God I love how linguistics can change over time, I remember when "stusty" was a thing. now this

[ashen orchid]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GOD BLESS☦️

[sterile garnet]

i know the snowballs are reskinned throwing knives alt fire sprites because ive heard the original sound effect a couple times

[glossy rune]

this is one of the biggest problems mods faced in the past. if there are rules, they must be applied to everyone equally.

no spam is a rule, buy CMs, for example, allowed spam before an update rolled out. it's stuff like that that got some people punished, while others not. the same goes for people who were/are friends with CMs and they were allowed to misbehave.

now the situation with CMs might be better, but don't quote me on that

when you go into "oh this is clearly okay because it was intended as [whatever layer of justification that would make this okay]. when you have rules that relly on assumptions and intentions, it gets ugly rather quickly

[forest saddle]

what's stusty

[slender plaza]

what is a stusty

[echo glade]

hey does anyone also have an issue in the finals where their own text chat can't be seen to them but other players can see it?

[sterile garnet]

get sendy

[forest saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1452689458809012265/rapidsave.com_5pbzac5drg8g1.gif

[echo glade]

for some reason it did this out of nowhere on xbox but on my playstation i can see my own messages as normal

[hasty kayak]

Moderation here is very Grey like lots of unclear metrics so it’s hard to tell what is a definite rule and what isn’t like spamming when seen normally gets ppl pinged to stop or just timed out

[pure epoch]

Is it okay that I hate the guy on the gif with a deep passion

[echo glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1452689458809012265/rapidsave.com_5pbzac5drg8g1.gif

[forest saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1452689458809012265/rapidsave.com_5pbzac5drg8g1.gif

[shy laurel]

@slender plaza It was another word for cool, hot, or nice. Like a compliment. Someone asks how they looked and you'd say "you look pretty stusty man haw haw" 🤙🤙

[forest saddle]

bro said haw haw

[slender plaza]

oh cool is this how i pick up the middle aged huzz

[tender cypress]

Cancel The Finals for promoting excess sugar and caffeine!

[slender plaza]

what fiend gets itches from caffeine and suger thats a thing?

[turbid sierra]

@devout gazelle EVIL THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN NOW

[smoky kestrel]

Not with the right song

[shy laurel]

Trust me, lots of people thought "Stusty" was cringe. It was used mostly by surfer dudes, skater bros, and other guys that wore backwards hats with Ray-Bans sunglasses from the early 2000's thinking it was cool

[devout gazelle]

Yoooooooo
I still need a dac iunno what to get
I still use the headphone jack on my PC case

[junior monolith]

Merry Christmas Finals chat

[forest saddle]

how old r u, unc

[stuck goblet]

I've never heard anyone say stusty

[devout gazelle]

What about on fleek

[rancid schooner]

so i just encountered my first cheaters

[stuck goblet]

I've heard that one

[shy laurel]

23, I'm technically gen Z lol. Not generation glass or a millennial

[smoky kestrel]

Embark when do we get miku? 😭

[slender plaza]

that shit is so old

[shy laurel]

Vine era type shi

[smoky kestrel]

Also Cat.

[echo glade]

I used to want one of these at least before I gave up on music

[turbid sierra]

That’s what I used and it worked until I wanna actually play while listening to a song and record it lol, but now fl studio trial is refusing to record my audio from my synth even when I have it set up right and everything so idk

[devout gazelle]

Oh rip

[echo glade]

Just find a totally legal cracked version

[forest saddle]

sure https://tenor.com/view/doakes-stare-gif-6201328377551420443

[devout gazelle]

Hold up?

[shy laurel]

It's not as common as before, the same as "no shot" isn't heard/used by everyone. Urban dictionary helps here too

[turbid sierra]

I bought 3rd gen cuz im not shilling for something thats 50 dollars more and only like 3 years newer lmao

[devout gazelle]

Fair

[shy laurel]

WDYM sure?! Literally, what do you want a birth certificate? 😭😭😭

[slender plaza]

3 years newer is massive tho

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-jk-penguin-laugh-its-was-a-joke-gif-14574338

[floral mirage]

[main valve]

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-stare-gif-6201328377551420443

[rancid schooner]

is there a way to provide my videos to someone responsible for banning cheaters?

[forest saddle]

@tender sphinx https://tenor.com/view/doakes-stare-gif-6201328377551420443

[slender plaza]

who he stalking he looks evil possibly the bay harbour butcher

[forest saddle]

he's me and im stalking you

[bleak arch]

Add dual axes for heavy

[slender plaza]

bro is watching the most unlively person ever

[bronze moth]

point break cash values? it'd be nuts if it were 10k per player and bonuses for defenders where if you get sub 15 tickets, it's 0.5, sub 10 tickets it's 1.0 and 5 tickets 1.5 and anything below 2.0 multipliers apply

[slender plaza]

make it hitscan

[shy laurel]

Us knowing that Scotty is the Georgia gully goo glorifier

[tender sphinx]

fuck did i do

[shy laurel]

And make them explode on impact

[slender plaza]

aoe and lingering damage

[forest saddle]

you didnt help me when i was in a miserable situation today in tdm. that's why im out for revenge

[tender sphinx]

my internet literally crashes every few minutes
HOW am i supposed to last one TDM match

[forest saddle]

im sorry but is that also a millenial reference 💀

[shy laurel]

When can we have Nuke-Spuze as a rocket launcher or taste option?

[slender plaza]

bro needs to move

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-mordecai-yeah-yuh-cartoon-network-gif-9935941983991549777

[tender sphinx]

the Zestinator exists, it IS an RPG that shoots and Ospuze can

[slender plaza]

[slender plaza]

is that an actual skin

[shy laurel]

Oh my goodness... Right!

[tender sphinx]

yes
and it is called THAT out of all things

[slender plaza]

lmfao

[shy laurel]

I love the finals for stuff like that XD

[forest saddle]

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to do destroy the heavies, not join them. bring balance to the servers, not leave it in darkness. you were my brother, anakin lawyer.

[tender sphinx]

imagine if the weapon and skin name were displayed when you get killed by someone
you load up into your first match ever
and see a guy in a maid dress with a cow head blow you up with the fucking ZESTINATOR

[slender plaza]

bro got zested on

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-episode3-obi-wan-movie-2005-films-gif-16879411

[turbid sierra]

In audio interfaces?? Yeah no not really, idc if the audio quality is better by 0.00001%

[shy laurel]

Join the heavies (light) or the lights (dark)... Or stray from both and be a medium (grey)

[bleak arch]

Obese gaming

[tender sphinx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444521280769364052/1447449209497321484/togif-4.gif

[forest saddle]

ik it's you, mace windu.

[slender plaza]

i dont know man that 0.00001% could be the difference between you hearing nothing or you hearing nothing but with better audio

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/mace-windu-are-you-sure-gif-23436204

[tender sphinx]

why is the heavy the light

[slender plaza]

their purple they deserve it

[tender sphinx]

are we doing enemy team racism here now⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ anyways fuck pink

[slender plaza]

fuck all teams that arent yours

[hasty kayak]

the friction heavy causes from moving is so hot it literally produces light

[forest saddle]

yes, stop hiding. https://tenor.com/view/i-see-through-the-lies-of-the-jedi-anakin-star-wars-obiwan-sith-gif-20452610

[shy laurel]

They seem to be funnier, are you assuming lights would be the light side? JK lol, it's cause I hate light players. They live and breathe OSPUZE and toxicity. Heavies, not so much

[tender sphinx]

fuck the teams that have 3 digit level triple emeralds against you

[covert dust]

Full stack team in snowblitz
Still lost 💀

[slender plaza]

i swear to you its always purple

[cunning kraken]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-no-jedi-gif-24747048

[edgy lagoon]

Nah, I’m pretty chill

[bold harbor]

Y’all I’m finnaly gonna be able to play the finals again as I got new cpu and motherboard for Christmas!!!

[tender sphinx]

i agree as a heavy main
but holy shit why are the heavy randoms i get brand new players who do the worst stats known to man half the time

[balmy mortar]

Happy Holidays people! ^^

[edgy lagoon]

I got a keyboard!

[tender sphinx]

orange is chill most of the time at least

[bold harbor]

W

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-enemy-sith-absolutes-gif-16372128

[slender plaza]

if you think about it both sides are arguably horrible people

[slender plaza]

i think their just the worse players

[shy laurel]

If you think about it, all sides are horrible people and everyone just sucks. (We should all explode)

[forest saddle]

crazy how ik so many quotes without even watching the movie

[edgy lagoon]

You too!

[forest saddle]

that's some pessimism

[shy laurel]

Except mediums, they're just kind of there.

[forest saddle]

sure, medium main. https://tenor.com/view/doakes-stare-gif-6201328377551420443

[tender sphinx]

yea so
orange is chill and typically hot garbage at the game
pink is always running some cancerous bullshit
purple is cracked

[forest saddle]

what about blue? the blue team always seems to be the worst team

[forest saddle]

im watching u

[shy laurel]

We need a brown team, so we can have someone worse than blue team

[forest saddle]

why would brown team be worse than blue

[quaint totem]

me when I spy on my crush through the crack in the girls locker room door

[shy laurel]

Because "💩" (yes, were pulling kindergarten jokes now)

[quaint totem]

because indians

[tender sphinx]

the blue team is just YOUR team
the team colors are actually orange, pink, purple and SALMON

[forest saddle]

that's not just it. the blue is the worst team, trust me. at least in my perspective, it is

[fresh kernel]

Lunch of champions
(I know it’s weird, but it’s a struggle meal, Spaghetti O’s and Croutons)

[smoky kestrel]

bon apetit!

[fiery ore]

so generous

[smoky kestrel]

ikr

[forest saddle]

yeah, edited

[tender sphinx]

take a shower y'all

[bronze moth]

extra long boi

[forest saddle]

we be creating a tsunami with this one 🗣️

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ceo-sponsor-ospuze-sofia-petronelle-gif-2185570180904552304

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ceo-dissun-damien-vossler-embark-studios-gif-3161469253693325796

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ceo-sponsor-engimo-networking-gif-11923515269483363894

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/ana-del-mar-ceo-the-finals-trentila-sponsor-gif-523258796257869269

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ceo-sponsor-quembly-rutile-rutile-rolls-gif-13920463657515591063

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ceo-sponsor-vaiiya-sal-scoria-gif-1308490800070605328

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/engimo-the-finals-sid-wide-eyes-gif-8593120738943160037

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-sponsor-ceo-junior-mcjohnson-alfa-acta-gif-9690791021060251980

[true nova]

@stiff kernel hi

[forest saddle]

yeah so, i dont wanna use the iseult one

[tender sphinx]

we both agree Iseult is garbage

[forest saddle]

just wait for hydra q

[shy laurel]

Yeah needs an upgrade

[forest saddle]

hydra q gonna be peak, trust

[covert dust]

Smash

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-finals-s6-season-season-6-gif-4015943651784658670

[tender sphinx]

which one

[covert dust]

Did I stutter

[tender sphinx]

bro trust me Cometa and ER8 are gonna be doing a GENERATIONAL run

[forest saddle]

hydra q

[shy laurel]

I prefer my TRENTILA CEO

[covert dust]

Smash

[forest saddle]

which sponsor won tgm

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[forest saddle]

volpe won tgm

[tender sphinx]

Damien Vossler solos

[forest saddle]

tbh, i forgot volpe exists

[shy laurel]

Ana del mar is better, she can innovate. Plus, Latina

[forest saddle]

delete volpe, bring in hydra q

[shy laurel]

Is volpe even a selectable sponsor?

[tender sphinx]

why are we talking about cracking fictional CEOs

[forest saddle]

yes, they are sponsors of this season alongside ospuze

[dim perch]

Merry Christmas y'all

[shy laurel]

Wow, vulpe is just that forgettable. Minus their fox cosmetic

[forest saddle]

volpe means fox in some language

[tender cypress]

Chronically online behavior fr

[shy laurel]

Cause we're all nerds, @covert dust started it

[edgy brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123392709504290926/1440826305162641519/67.gif

[cerulean lintel]

As one myself, yes.

[tender sphinx]

in Italian apparently

also it's pronounced closer to Voll-pæh

[shy laurel]

Voll-bae 🫦

[glossy rune]

https://tenor.com/view/missisippi-queen-gun-meme-ak-47-how-an-ak-47-works-gif-5553591211300414230

[smoky kestrel]

Volpuh

[hazy meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-mr-fox-hi-waving-gif-8239240

[wet kelp]

Hello

[merry arch]

hey guys is there and exploit that let you move the cashout in the new 10v10 game mode? I have reported this one guy cuz he keeps doing it

[covert dust]

Nu uh

[glossy rune]

did you think this message through?

[grim raft]

finally i got it

[wet kelp]

I don't think anything through

[worn hearth]

you’re allowed to move it just not out of the playable zone

[glossy rune]

you should give it a try! it makes quite the difference in life

[glossy rune]

Santa is not real. It's a fictional character. Santa is the embodiment of capitalism

[hazy meteor]

We got 4 baddies and counting

[shy laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-dusty-dust-gif-24381214

[bleak arch]

I reject all isms.

[stuck goblet]

The devs 'fixed' it but they can still move it to a flat location with no cover on the edge of the bounds for attackers

[merry arch]

yeah the announcement doesnt say that mate. everytime theres a heavy in my game moving the cashout. it's usually move to IMPOSSIBLE locations for attackers

[grim igloo]

anyone know why im getting an error code when i trry to log in?

[worn hearth]

not tism clearly though

[tender sphinx]

can we STOP y'all?

[bleak arch]

[redacted]

[hazy meteor]

Someone who behaved so bad their parents had to buy them stuff for Christmas:

[merry arch]

like hello? cant you guys have some decency and not exploit a known bugs and make it impossible for attackers to win?

[stuck goblet]

Proof?

[grim igloo]

definitely not my wifi its helle good. its gotta be something else.

[merry arch]

I have to warn this genius before I report him smh

[glossy rune]

To an extent, the proof of something not existing is the lack of proof it exists

[bronze moth]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415

[glossy rune]

I can fix that. I can fix you. (permanently)

[stuck goblet]

Well I've seen Santa

[tender sphinx]

you don't have to list your top video game baddies btw

[glossy rune]

Proof?

[stiff kernel]

Eve

[tender sphinx]

also who with an age high enough to legally use discord unironically uses sybau

[grim raft]

merry chrisamas

[worn hearth]

Well, that’s what they mean by “moving it so that it is impossible to finish the match fairly”. Perfectly fair to just move it normally, you can report as much as you want but it’s simply a skill issue. only moving the cashout out of the zone that they care about

[grim igloo]

anyone know why im getting an error code when it fails to log in?

[stuck goblet]

You'll just have to believe me

[exotic widget]

I have it too mate haha

[true nova]

Kiwii!! I bought the parts

[tender sphinx]

also fyi the Dissun CEO is an old guy if you are into that type of thing

[slender plaza]

anyone have steam cause i got a question

[stiff kernel]

wait you built the pc? 👀

[true nova]

not yet! I just bought them! Be patient!!!

[tender sphinx]

i mean a CM is here and you ain't getting banned so y'all can keep going ig

[slender plaza]

how long is the wait before i can gift someone something

[stiff kernel]

did they arrive at least?

[merry arch]

bro let me break it down for you; the defender is in a zone where the attackers cannot go to. they can camp there forever. the attackers have to arm a cashout in the most OPEN LOCATION. no walls, no nothing.

[glossy rune]

Well, Santa is quite a popular character. You can buy a Santa costume everywhere. This makes your sighting quite unbelievable.

And if you saw him flying in the sky, but you didn't have a picture... gg

[bleak arch]

Fun fact you can troubleshoot before calling the game broken on discord

[wet kelp]

Use this instead

[true nova]

I JUST BOUGHT THEM!!! PATIENCE KIWII PATIENCE!!

[tender sphinx]

actually saving this banger

[tender cypress]

I believe you

[tender sphinx]

HE WAS SMITED LMAO

[worn hearth]

ok, don’t let them get it there in the first place maybe? Use goo and other cover? Flank and kill them from behind before going for the cashout? Unless it’s literally out of the map you are physically able to go, it’s within the rules

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-tweak-flight-tongue-fast-gif-15986476078687713201

[stiff kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hao-too-soon-gif-20017437

[wise herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thefinals-the-finals-ospuze-sketch-gif-10346979854598353188

[wet kelp]

I have many more

[stuck goblet]

I respect your opinion

[tender sphinx]

anyways ima go now cya chat

[glossy rune]

no

[wet kelp]

Fucking hate the Kingfish.

Legitimately the worst team

[stuck goblet]

Time to play Ranked Super Snowball

[tender cypress]

Blue team is always the worst fr

[dull charm]

This gamemode is kinda bad ngl

[wise herald]

Always orange

[tender cypress]

You like TA you dont have an opinion here

[worn hearth]

real

[glossy rune]

That's actually just a coincidence. Team names are given out randomly and aren't in any way correlated to a team's competitive performance

[dull charm]

TA is unrelated

[hardy bison]

merry christmas ya’ll i hope you get to one shot every annoying light you run into and if you are a light main i hope the heavy you piss off doesn’t pull out the flame thrower

[tender cypress]

Blue is a team name now I guess?

Blue team is ALWAYS the worst

[glossy rune]

Yes. I fucked up. Shit. I'll look at the floor and pretend that didn't happen. You caught me lacking

[wise herald]

Snowball Blitz is a fun game mode but please do something about the outfits cause why do we have to be default characters

[wet kelp]

They really need to remove the Blue Team nerf

[tender cypress]

True. I agree anyways, Snowball Blitzs fucking sucks

[glossy rune]

Sponsors had very limited budget this Christmas. Have some understanding, please

[wet kelp]

I swear they at least gave us Santa hats last year...

[stable drum]

I love it when a team steals our cashout to drag us to last position for them to place third... actual cringelord activity

[wise herald]

We got the exact same bundle this year btw

[wet kelp]

It's me. I do this

[wise herald]

If it were ranked I'd understand but WT??????

[indigo helm]

let us play as our custom characters in the snowball blitz eveeeeeent 😭

[bleak arch]

Literally the least jolly event possible rn

[indigo helm]

i wanna run around in my silly santa hat and a cozy hoodie while playing it

[wise herald]

Or just make a cool fucking outfit for the teams

[dull charm]

This is probably the hardest LTM to push contracts in right now... not having fun

[stuck goblet]

It's terrible

[bleak arch]

We love mythic fcar

[wet kelp]

I feel like Blast Off is WAY more of a grind

[glossy rune]

that skin is so hideous, sorry

[wise herald]

You can finish your contracts somewhere else btw except for the 3 wins

[stable drum]

yep, it was casual

[wet kelp]

Uhh, but it plays sick music

[glossy rune]

never heard the music

[bleak arch]

This is my exact loadout with this skin even 😭 medium hive mind for life

[stable drum]

L

[wet kelp]

When you inspect it plays music you and nearby players (I think) can hear

[covert dust]

Guys, Santa brought me a steam machine!

[stable drum]

either way even in ranked it's bullshitting, what would you gain in griefing people's progress if it gets you out of the game anyway lol

[wise herald]

Only viable med loadout except for the spec

[fresh kernel]

Spicy team vibes

[bleak arch]

Tell Santa return that shit

[covert dust]

Ima tell Santa to give you a knuckle sandwich on rye

[bleak arch]

Literally even swapping goo for any kind of grenade ruins it. Only thing I sometimes swap it for is smoke

[wise herald]

Depending on your seed you get points by reaching third unless it's first round

[quaint rapids]

bro 🤣

[stable drum]

true tho yeah

[bleak arch]

Santa isn't real. Have a merry 25th of December

[dull charm]

Merry Christmas

[grim raft]

I forgive you

[stable drum]

they are absolutely achieving " " from doing that

[wet kelp]

If Santa isn't real, then who didn't bring me any presents this year???

Checkmate atheist

[bleak arch]

🪤

[quaint rapids]

no they get rs

[covert dust]

https://tenor.com/view/holidayclassics-thegrinchwhostolechristmas-gif-3576987

[grim raft]

twinning vro

[quaint rapids]

who ate my milk and cookies then...

[bleak arch]

We need a green Sasquatch grinch variant

[stable drum]

only for ranked I'd get it
but for casual there's absolutely no point at all

[wise herald]

You get like 1 more WT point congrats

[covert dust]

Me

[stable drum]

not even since 4th and 3rd is the same 6

[wet kelp]

Worth it!

[forest saddle]

ok

[stable drum]

or 2 if you do it first round and get 7th/8th or 5th/6th

you don't get more if you're 3rd instead of 4th in a round basically

[bleak arch]

When I put cyanide in the cookies and my dad dies the next day

[stuck goblet]

only one more win and I'll be free

[stable drum]

which begs the question: why the absolute fuck are they doing that

[wet kelp]

Can't believe Santa would do such a thing

[bleak arch]

Chapter is such a foul username

[quaint rapids]

Eat shit

[covert dust]

5mins in for ranked search
Game is dead. Pack it up

[bleak arch]

Why doesn't ranked cash out give more that's kinda weird

[quaint rapids]

Son is in bronze

[forest saddle]

i'll be sad if the game dies but my life will be better.

[stable drum]

true tho, would give incentive to play that

[analog drift]

only five minutes
brother

[covert dust]

Hardly

[quaint rapids]

aura

[covert dust]

5min is like 934hrs irl

[quaint rapids]

if this game died id be fried

[grand sapphire]

If this game dies it will finally be easier to get ruby😂

[high scarab]

i’d be very sad if this game died

[analog drift]

thats why I was ruby in season 7

[wet kelp]

I've invested too much money for it to die

[forest saddle]

yeah so, let's not complain and let's all enjoy the game while we can

[dull charm]

If this game died, I'd work on remaking it, but only Terminal Attack.

[quaint rapids]

AURA

[covert flax]

if the game dies, ruby ranks boutta go mine for rubies irl instead

[high scarab]

i’ve only invested like 60$

[analog drift]

baby numbers

[serene river]

servers act up for one day
YO THIS GAME IS FRIED

[high scarab]

PEAK (the slur tag is wild)

[analog drift]

game is shutting down

[smoky kestrel]

LIKE WHAT AM I SPAWNING 180+ METERS FROM YM OWN CASH FOR FIX YOUR FUCKING SPAWNS ALREADY

[forest saddle]

yeah, i've invested 67x0 dollars

[serene river]

Eh

[covert flax]

THE FINALS: Far from Cashout

[high scarab]

killing you

[serene river]

Start running, man

[forest saddle]

hop on TA

[tidal relic]

I reached gold

[quaint rapids]

Nice man

[wet kelp]

Congrats

[smoky kestrel]

GJ, time to face tripple ruby teams

[tender cypress]

Delete this, now. Not funny to joke about. 🤓 ☝️

[forest saddle]

unranked 💪

[high scarab]

I wanna meet this person

[quaint rapids]

Nope fuck em they ghosted me

[tidal relic]

In World tour

[high scarab]

rip

[sharp mango]

epic win

[serene river]

Wait so when WT is added again I don't have to start from the beginning?
Yay

[high scarab]

I wish my computer fucking workkedddd

[wet kelp]

It never left?

[forest saddle]

wt is cashout now

[dull charm]

Always has been

[analog drift]

wt is everything

[wet kelp]

Bro's not paying any rent to live in your room. It's despicable

[forest saddle]

what do you have to say about h2h? it kinda replaced TA

[tidal relic]

I just won a game by last minute steal twice and zero kills lol maybe i am thinking i don't need to bring guns anymore

[stable drum]

maybe the WT were the cashouts we had along the way

[analog drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281080294295863431/1448350508690706455/f_off.gif

[forest saddle]

h2h got to be wt, ta didnt

[dull charm]

H2H is alright, TA is still better.

[wet kelp]

The games always been about getting cashouts. Kills are superfluous to that

[analog drift]

ta is just rainbow six stupid

[wet kelp]

God R6 is such absolute dog water now...

[forest saddle]

bro, we have 8v8 TA now. evolved version. forget the old one already

[wooden kestrel]

I thought it was cs2 but yea I guess siege has a bit of wall breakage too so closer to that

[analog drift]

ta with heals would actually be pretty good
still no revives

[quaint rapids]

I dont know about this pose man...

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-24935909

[dull charm]

Point break is not at all good enough to be compared to TA

[analog drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270481836195188877/1449609907291688991/ejkajkjke_ejaekjake.gif

[covert flax]

?

[analog drift]

https://tenor.com/view/thefinalistdiscordmod-discord-mod-gif-3721177279458693476

[wooden kestrel]

Oh yea, I see it now

[forest saddle]

are u trying to be a painter

[dawn seal]

they gave me a bb gun for crimis

i didn't ask for it but it's pretty cool

[analog drift]

they

[quaint rapids]

Nope failed art school

[dawn seal]

they

[wooden kestrel]

Imagine what it would look like in 3rd person, hand raised at about a 45 degree angle like that

[analog drift]

👍

[forest saddle]

so, are you gonna paint WT now

[wooden kestrel]

I got a chair

[quaint rapids]

Not sure

[robust mesa]

templar brethren

[covert dust]

It's what you actually do when throwing a grenade bruv 💀
Plus, it's the wrong arm dumball

[analog drift]

no its the left arm

[quaint rapids]

nah when throwing things if you point your opposite arm out like that you just cant throw

[wooden kestrel]

Yea we know it’s what you do when throwing a nade, we pla the frickin game

[forest saddle]

what

[wooden kestrel]

The hand motion, not the intention behind the guy making a joke about it but just the first person animation, whatever u know what im talkin bout

[dull charm]

I'm sorry for having to endure that gamemode.

[dawn seal]

Same, about to build it

[high scarab]

I got a chair too i already built it tho

[wooden kestrel]

I got a camping chair like outdoors chair, and some cash

[analog drift]

I got clear plastic shelves

[high pier]

people actually like this ltm?!

[dawn seal]

Ahh nice

[analog drift]

its the og tdm

[native tide]

ok

[grim raft]

victory royale

[wooden kestrel]

Tbh I just need cash for a truck next year so I didn’t ask for much for Christmas just money instead of something bought with it, like even a gift card would be better than what they bought from the store there’s gift cards for bc then I can get exactly what I want

[wooden kestrel]

I only played 4 games of it and the other 3 quests are doable anywhere, just needs 3 wins

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[amber jacinth]

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[bleak arch]

I'm crine

[turbid sierra]

ok i swear something still sounds a little off/delayed with me recording it into OBS and mixing it there cuz I have been messing with the delay for like 2 hours and i found that -200ms is the best but it still sounds a little off maybe?? idk im just making sure it isnt just me lol

[crude ocean]

Sometimes reddit is alright

[turbid sierra]

thats okbc right? that sub is peak finals behavior

[crude ocean]

OKBC might be better than the normal reddit

[dull charm]

Single Barrel, for a Single Contestant.

[turbid sierra]

it literally is because its a safe space from the complaining of the normal sub, too bad the sub has been kinda dead ever since me (their biggest meme maker) got my reddit acc banned because their AI moderation falsely banned me for something i LITERALLY flagged as satire lmao

[covert flax]

hey @obsidian wagon can you check my eggmail, thanks?

[fresh kernel]

Bro my ex has been on Reels like 20 times since we broke up, and I texted her I wanted my hoodie back like 2 days ago, she's online again but still no response, wtf I just want my hoodie back 😭

[high pier]

sorry but it's lost for good man 😔

[wet kelp]

https://youtu.be/4IXbzl3Fevo?si=DaLHdPqjWHtHHxm7

[fresh kernel]

My Fluffy $60 Carhart...

[smoky kestrel]

Give her a personal visit and take it back🔥

[fresh kernel]

Also lowkey one thing I wanna get out of my system is how 2 hours before she broke up with me she told me she loved me >:(

I was heartbroken at the time but it's been a week and that just pisses me off now

[zenith lance]

oh is the christmas ltm up?

[dawn seal]

This pillow is real asf

[fresh kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-yep-this-gif-13617583

[dull charm]

Yeah, it's kinda boring

[covert dust]

Diet *dr pepper

[dawn seal]

mid

regular is fire though

[covert dust]

Regular fire
Diet firer

[quaint rapids]

GO fuck other girls The only real revenge is success

[dawn seal]

Lights better watch out

[smoky kestrel]

Bro even got the gold skin

[fresh kernel]

Lucky man with the signed Tees, I couldn't make it cause San Diego is 12 FUCKING HOURS FROM ME

No I lied it's 33 hours

[sharp flax]

THEY SERIOUSLY RELEASED A PATCH THAT DIDNT NERF LIGHHTS AND BIFF HEAVIES???? THYE WILL FUCKING PAY FOR TBIS

[dawn seal]

9 hours from me

oh 💀

[tender cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/profound-mental-intelligence-intelligent-smart-gif-14301398830181746643

[fresh kernel]

33 hours 😭

I would have to drive from East Coast to West Coast just for it

[dawn seal]

I love my Embark treasures

[dawn seal]

That's rough bro

How I felt about dreamhack tbh

[native tide]

[stable drum]

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lMqsw6l5zh03eKCXF?invite=cr-MSxLT3gsMzcxODIyODA2&v=11 dynamism they said

[harsh dome]

FUCCCK

[dusky juniper]

my finals is stuck at 30 fps and i have to clue why its not even caped any one else have this problem also its not a hardware issue

[native tide]

I hate these type of games

[umbral kindle]

WT is just the "cashout" mode in the mode select screen, but WT now tracks progress from all modes

[slender temple]

is there a bug with mouse movements being flickery, like stops moving when in-game (cause when I am unfocused on the window my mouse moves fine)

[whole ridge]

Fuck nah I’m going heavy😭

[high pier]

you dont happen to have the fps capped at 30 fps do you

[dusky juniper]

i do not its caped at 145

[umbral kindle]

do you have vsync on or something?

[harsh dome]

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lMqjTXEcCQusOxAKG?invite=cr-MSxSU1csMjM5MTYzODYx&v=60

amazing game 😭

[dusky juniper]

no

[harsh dome]

Atp just delete it snd redownload it

[whole ridge]

Drivers? Settings? In game settings? Some other program that could effect frame-rate?

[high pier]

vsync would mean the monitor is also set to 30 fps which would be another problem in & of itself

[sharp flax]

WHY DID JUNE STEAL SCOTTYS LINE THIUS UPDATE IO S FUCKING PISSING M,E PFF

[whole ridge]

Huh?

[dusky juniper]

yeah i might just delete are reinstall it

[whole ridge]

Did you change hardware/ software recently

[dusky juniper]

nope

[whole ridge]

You problem ig

[sharp flax]

When you boot up the game the LTM cinematic

[versed sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-unsuccessful-ragebait-unsuccessful-gif-15226495446096725932

[silk frigate]

in the next update, Scotty taking June hostage for stealing joke material from him

[grim raft]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134567290059378769/1145194607945191434/IMG_9794.gif

[versed sail]

Would eat

[whole ridge]

NOOOO RANDOM CAT #3

[grim raft]

I ated

[fresh kernel]

REAL
A friend of mine is a total legend and flew out to San Diego for the event and got me one of the cosmetic code cards for the shirt as a gift.

[wet kelp]

Damn that cats almost as fragile as an Iseult building

[grim raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-no-legs-scared-cat-cat-gun-escape-cat-cat-with-wobbly-legs-gif-25278887

[whole ridge]

@soft rain can we ban him for threatening catkind

[grim raft]

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

[whole ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat%26police-gif-12338216552876767430

[high pier]

only played the ltm like 10 times and am sick of it, i would rather the wheel

[soft rain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[rapid girder]

I got a lung infection from it it’s no good

[grim raft]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-true-truth-nuke-spongebob-movie-gif-10152461791604628524

[dawn seal]

Dude's a real one

[slender quartz]

Is it me or today the game is sweatier than usual

[junior quartz]

we get this comment daily so probably not

[rapid girder]

🐴

[whole ridge]

💩

[covert dust]

I remembered I have work tomorrow

[rapid girder]

Pudding

[whole ridge]

Not if your self preservation loses control

[dull charm]

Correction: You have the honor of getting to work tomorrow, me too!

[white oriole]

missing 50 more coins to get the new years head spark thing 🫠

[potent moon]

chat i was hoping for christmas that embark would give us 1 balance change and my christmas is ruined

[whole ridge]

40k ahh level of devotion lmao

[dull charm]

40k? 😂

[fresh kernel]

This is the guy btw lol

[lone osprey]

ARE WE CLOSER TO CP 2077 REALITY OR FALLOUT REALITY?

[dull charm]

Hopefully a fallout one

[devout gazelle]

Fym hopefully fallout 😭

[dull charm]

Would be nicer to be in fallout

[steep raven]

Colddddd

[stuck goblet]

Light on defense?

[blissful flower]

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefinals/s/FP1k32ZIMb

its been discussed in the reddit, was told to.come here. help?

[elfin raft]

Merry jolly christmass fellow finalists

[quaint rapids]

how do i move my blueprint from my inventory to the blueprints thing

[dull charm]

Probably best to use their website, the CM's in the discord have limited access to supporting you.
https://id.embark.games/the-finals/support

Create a support ticket

[elfin raft]

You steal my job dawg 🥀 I was the one with the link at embark support web

[smoky kestrel]

Cat

[dull charm]

I've been doing it for a long time before you.

[covert dust]

When embark gonna fix trapped camera bug? I can't move and I want to see what's going on

[elfin raft]

Oh, so im the one that stealed your job then

[peak ridge]

Fix the fucking unreal crashes

[elfin raft]

When they fix matchmaking problems with SA:

Never

[peak ridge]

I legit havent been able to start a game for weeks

[elfin raft]

You play from epic shit?

[pine rivet]

has anyone got the first stage reward for snowball blitz?

like a snowman helmet or sth

i finished all 4 contracts and its not in my inventory 😔

[sterile moon]

are the training room challenges messed up for anyone else?

[undone trench]

ue5 keeps crashing when i have ray tracing enabled, im on amd and my drivers are updated, any ideas how i can fix it

[gleaming moss]

The dreamhack skins rewards were so bad, I don't regret it

Meanwhile 4k$ profit from attending pubg tournament and selling the skins

Maybe finals devs cook next year

[dull charm]

We can only hope so.. them bringing back TA would be great next year.

[fleet kettle]

What do I do about the atrocious CPU usage

[gleaming moss]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-cringe-fake-smile-gif-14838421114574087139

It just hit me, you might be a professional troll

[dull charm]

Nah, people know, I've held my stance since season 3.

[edgy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-oscar-listenhere-explaining-rant-gif-4919196473323292460

[lone coyote]

Someone down to play rn?

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[wooden kestrel]

-lfg you can find people here

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked

South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[lone coyote]

What??

[potent moon]

me: gets hit in the head with a snowwwball from a heavy standing behind a heavy with mesh shield and it one-shots me
the enemy heavy, watching me throw 12 snowballs at him to get rid of his mesh shield, and then havign to land to headshots: 🤣 😭 😂

[dull charm]

No

[wooden kestrel]

LFG channels, don’t u know what it is? Dude. Someone explain lfg to him idk how

[potent moon]

embark: "do it all over again next week!"

[dull charm]

All you need to say is...

LFG = Looking For Group, a channel for those looking for others.

[potent moon]

ah i see. the game mode ill be better after everyone finishes the be-annoying-to-play-against achievements for their animation

[golden oracle]

this can be done in other modes btw

[wooden kestrel]

Tell @lone coyote not me

[dull charm]

The snowblitz gamemode is not fun

[potent moon]

what do you mean they broke their owwn achievements

[manic anchor]

What the fuck

[obtuse skiff]

what guns are good for light?

[golden oracle]

you only need to win 3 times on that mode

[potent moon]

that one, cl40s in the sky, and uh... what was it called? cashball? are the 3 worst "limited" game modes

[harsh dome]

amazing game

[potent moon]

until next week, where they ask you to play 20 rounds

[dull charm]

M11, V9S, and 93R (Mainly the first 2)

[golden oracle]

just shot them bro

[wooden kestrel]

Most of them are good, there’s like 3 that I wouldn’t use, and 93r is nerfed it’s equal to famas rn

[potent moon]

give him more to go on than that.

m11, v9, double barrel, m26 matter, arn, throwing knives, and recurve bow are all pretty decent weapons atm

[peak ridge]

was on xbox launcher for my gamepass benifits but even on steam i get the same crash

[golden oracle]

i dont get it why embark makes us look like lv1 noobs in this new ltm

[wooden kestrel]

Arn, sh1900, m11, lh1 would be meta rn probably, but they’re all good if u know how to use them

[peak ridge]

this is lowk bullshit

[harsh dome]

amazing finals experience

[potent moon]

v9 is currently hard light meta

[peak ridge]

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0x0000000000000000

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D3D12Core
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[whole ridge]

TA?

[tawdry swallow]

Thats a lot of network issues

[potent moon]

terminal attack was never intended to be a limited time mode, so no.

[whole ridge]

Update drivers

[peak ridge]

im pretty sure i checked just yesterday

[torpid hazel]

21 kills 2.4k obj score, m60 heavy my beloved

[obtuse skiff]

i like throwing knives but i feel so inconsistent with them

[whole ridge]

Check again worked for me

[potent moon]

you cant shoot them when your ejumping or dashing, it has to be before the jump or dash otherwise they will have poor accuracy

[whole ridge]

Sh19 is the pubstomper of that group

[peak ridge]

Ill manually install new drivers even though they're just the 10ths batch that auto installed

[wooden kestrel]

Yea I love em they’re fun, just practice and you have to use them differently du to their atk speed and such, great for poking and if you can hit headshots they’re amazing, the only thing I find doesn’t go well with them is to use them like the m11

[obtuse skiff]

i use cloak instead of dash and try to jump people, but it feels like sometimes i hit every shot and other times im the worst player of all time

[whole ridge]

Ask support ig

[rancid schooner]

What class is the new ltm on?

[bleak arch]

All

[undone trench]

dude im having the exact same error you have any ideas on fixing it

[undone trench]

it only happens when i have ray tracing enabled

[wooden kestrel]

Literally all 3 dude

[bleak arch]

Turn off ray tracing then

[whole ridge]

Trying to act like it wasn’t a genuine question lmao

[undone trench]

i have, i just wanna fix it

[dull charm]

I wouldn't recommend throwing knives or bow to a new person personally

[wooden kestrel]

Yea

[rancid schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bruh-ok-bye-hello-brothers-gif-19151067

[whole ridge]

Yeah they projectile and bullet drop and the bow is best for a specific type of player

[potent moon]

i started with throwing knives. half the fun of the finals is not being forced to use a BRRRRRRRAP gun if you dont want to. im just gonna tell him all the weapons that are decent atm, and if one of those speaks to him, then right on

[dull charm]

Famas is still considered a top 2 weapon for medium

[obtuse skiff]

I like the throwing knives, i just dont like how i either throw or carry every match. no inbetween

[potent moon]

cb repeater and famas going brr since the dawn of antiquity

[potent moon]

im tellin' ya, make sure your feet are on the ground when you throw and dash or jump afterward and youll feel a huge diff

[cold karma]

What is the top 1? and what about the ak?

[dull charm]

Repeater is considered #1 right now for medium

[whole ridge]

Famas was mid for a while to be fair

[cold karma]

Oh really? Its hard to use though 💀

[dull charm]

Ak is alright, but Famas is just better

[wooden nexus]

I feel like the double barrel would have the highest kill statistic, no evidence of this, just a hunch

[dull charm]

Harder weapons yield greater results.

[cold karma]

Playing with a light who has db is like a coin flip, you dont know if theyre gonna be dead 80% of the match

[whole ridge]

Yeah hits like a truck tho

[cold karma]

I guess it does, maybe I should try learning it

[dull charm]

To be fair, I'm no good at the repeater either, im a p90 slave

[cold karma]

Is the ak good though? Its what ive been using

[whole ridge]

ALSO NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS MORE SATISFYING THEN A DUBBLE HEADSHOT FROM REPEATER

[peak ridge]

Nope its fucked

[dull charm]

I'd for those types of weapons

Famas > P90 > AK > FCAR

[undone trench]

dam

[whole ridge]

Higher end of mid tier definitely useable in the highest ranks tho

[cold karma]

I see

[whole ridge]

In my experience ak and fcar are mostly down to personal preference(now)

[dull charm]

I miss s2 fcar

[wooden kestrel]

But not light

[whole ridge]

Oh .0 ttk how I have missed you

[harsh dome]

my network is fine. its on embarks end. trust me

every game some shit is happening

[hard bramble]

why did I suddenly get gold 4 in ranked. Yesterday I lost a match to second place and it wasnt enought for gold rank but now when I open the game I'm suddenly gold rank

[whole ridge]

They are updating ranks if someone cheats

[cold karma]

Oh really, thats nice

[whole ridge]

So new meta REPORT EVERYONE

[hard bramble]

Did they get a false positive because ppl dont cheat in th is game

[warm mesa]

First???

[whole ridge]

I’ve seen 1 obvious cheater but have reported something around 50 ppl for just being a little suspicious

[dull charm]

I wish you nothing but double grapple sniper lights in your ranked games for teammates.

[cold karma]

lol, until one of em is actually good

[whole ridge]

Thank god I main one of your hard counters

[proud stag]

does discord open up channels on old chats for yall? i feel like my app is bugged

[cold karma]

Whats a hard counter to that?

[odd radish]

average ranked mm experience:

• 28k after quals
• get 1st seed
• 1st round get an enemy player with 3 ruby badges
• they lose it
  is mm that messed up or ruby players got so bad they dropped to gold elo?

[warm mesa]

There is no dual blades hard counte... except winch

[whole ridge]

Dagger if you know what to do

[cold karma]

I see, never used that before

[scarlet glade]

1st month of the season, its fucked

[dull charm]

I remember back in s3 being able to report people because of how obvious it was, back when the Lewis had a hack that people used for 0 recoil cross map on something like skyward stadium

[whole ridge]

DONT YOU WILL NOT REGRET HEEDING MY ADVICE

[cold karma]

Sadly I switched to medium because I suck with light..

[dull charm]

Start of the season, everyone starts over, and most good players get placed in gold after placements. Idk if you can get placed plat anymore tbh out of placements

[minor wing]

wasnt there a person hoping for a bow skin