⚡┇the-finals-chat

[idle rover]

[obtuse lance]

Should we eat the rich?

[frosty osprey]

be friends?

[humble tundra]

Exactly 🔥

[delicate raptor]

The ultra rich

[idle rover]

hmm?

[covert flax]

I mean I made hot dogs by warming up sausages, placed two of them between two slices of bread, and added some bearnaise mayo

[frosty osprey]

what hmmm?

[delicate raptor]

Either you lock in at 20 or you die

[obtuse lance]

Okay glorp

[idle rover]

noted

[covert flax]

those kind of hot dogs are an actual cheat code for food
are they healthy, no, are they easy and impossible to fail, yes

[idle rover]

yeah sure?

[tranquil carbon]

where can i find people to play ranked with

[delicate raptor]

Queuing for ranked

[tulip forge]

i remember seeing a meme of someone going through the bin for an ATM
No one in the like 20 he pulled out had more then 500$ in their account
everyone be ether living paycheck to paycheck or has hundreds of thousands of dollars lying around

[idle rover]

hotdogs sounds nice fr

[frosty osprey]

can i send you friends request?

[humble tundra]

I go for 40+

[delicate raptor]

40 is a little crazy

[obtuse lance]

50s reasonable

[idle rover]

chrue

[delicate raptor]

Insanity

[fresh kernel]

I might skip breakfast and make my signature Tac-dogs

3 hot dogs, 3 mini tortillas in the toaster, put cheese, sour cream, candied jalapeños, and taco seasoning

[humble tundra]

Ikr 😎😎

[obtuse lance]

Some gilfs are bad and still put together

[stuck goblet]

Fax

[idle rover]

yeah sure

[humble tundra]

Nah thats when there at prime

[tulip forge]

everyone is like one missed paycheck from homelessness fr

[delicate raptor]

[idle rover]

lmfao life be lifing really.

[covert flax]

wait you bunch the hot dogs and tortillas together? and cheese sour cream jalapenos and taco sound so nice...

[fresh kernel]

I got a picture somewhere, one second

[tulip forge]

aw hell nah

[fresh kernel]

Tac-Dogs
A Wompie Cuisine

[humble tundra]

Bro u need someone to cook for u fr

[covert flax]

type of stuff mordecai and rigby would explode a sun for

[gritty carbon]

and nanas

[delicate raptor]

Deadass. Bro just throwin shit together 😭🙏

[fresh kernel]

Sure, let me dump my life savings into a personal chef I can pay for 3 days

[delicate raptor]

Someone help bro out.

[livid sedge]

Ill do it for free

[humble tundra]

This look like someone who just got out of jail 😭

[delicate raptor]

That's probably smackin in jail

[fresh kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-ink-signature-under-contract-agreement-gif-6331898931423456752

[livid sedge]

Im a vegetarian though

[covert flax]

I wanted to make spaghetti today but my pot has the plastic label under it... I don't wanna smoke pot so I did other stuff instead

[fresh kernel]

I’m jus lazy, I can cook when I want to
(Mexican Street Corn Soup)

[livid sedge]

That looks delicious

[fresh kernel]

It was unbelievable

[covert flax]

I'm not really doing any actual cooking this weekend because I just moved in

[livid sedge]

Damn imma need a recipe

[fresh kernel]

I gotchu, it’s in my kitchen somewhere

[livid sedge]

Hell yeah

[tulip forge]

im good on that

[fresh kernel]

See, I went to a diner in Pigeon Forge, this was the peak of my life

There’s a waffle on the top of that shake

[obtuse lance]

Why they put da pickle on top smh

[tulip forge]

diabetes ina cup type shit
probably really good tho

[covert flax]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1436626824972075100/VID_20251108_095922845.mp4?ex=69104a7e&is=690ef8fe&hm=a67e5c51ddf47b871e5c875acb79aaadf9060f49eefd73af95587b3cfb5e3e96&

saturday activities

[fresh kernel]

You lucky son of a-

[tulip forge]

tons of places do that, it's apparently to look fancy
it's like people who put basel on stuff to make it look nice

[obtuse lance]

Someone answer for me im too shy

[tepid flame]

stawwwp

[covert flax]

sorry!

[fresh kernel]

Oh wait! There’s a restaurant in town I could drive to-

Wait I’m broke nvm…

[idle rover]

this looks nice!

[humble tundra]

😭😭 i dont even know what to say

[tulip forge]

even if you have money
restaurants are like 30$ a meal.

[fresh kernel]

This ^^

[versed relic]

That looks so yummy

[tulip forge]

i'd rather eat a 20 cent pack of ramen or a sandwich that costs like 45 cents to make then pay 30$ for something that costs them maybe 1-2$ to make

[fresh kernel]

I went to McDonalds yesterday after class and a bigmac with fries and a drink was $23

[versed relic]

I wanna try, do you have a recipe

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-hungry-spongebob-patrick-star-trendizisst-gif-26261605

[gleaming moss]

yes, cancer + cancer = food

[versed relic]

You even have pumkin seeds, very nutritional

[tulip forge]

making your own food is so cheap it's insane.

[fresh kernel]

Find a good Mexican Street Corn Soup online, that’s where I found it

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-watermelon-gif-21209695

[tepid flame]

what a scam

[fresh kernel]

Ohhh, that’s from a restaurant

[versed relic]

I live in the ukz so there are barely any good mexican restaurants unless you go to central London, which is quite far for me

[fresh kernel]

Living in 2025 is a scam

[tulip forge]

i spend maybe 100$ a month on groceries
going to a fast food place is at minimum 15-20$

i'd rather make my own food lmao

[wild mountain]

anyone lagging rn?

[obtuse lance]

Honestly if you dont use the app you will get scammed

[fresh kernel]

What do you guys think will happen once all the boomers die off?

[primal skiff]

I can’t load into a match

[chilly holly]

fuck when we will get real anti cheat

[tulip forge]

their kids will inherit their wealth and we'll be in the same situation.
nothing will change

[delicate raptor]

You can't

[covert flax]

I don't use drugs

[chilly holly]

sad

[tulip forge]

is weed even legal in Sweden :?

[delicate raptor]

Once a month is crazy. Bro taking his medication

[covert flax]

sweden?

[humble tundra]

Can i have some too?

[tulip forge]

idk i just asumed you lived there since you can order ospuze

[fresh kernel]

Guess it’s time to start the day guys

[tulip forge]

they only ship to like 3 places

[gritty carbon]

hes finnish

[covert flax]

check my profile FOR ONCE

[hoary mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jello-pudding-gif-22172549

[covert flax]

entire EU area*

[tulip forge]

i mean they like right next to each other

[wild mountain]

holy lag

[delicate raptor]

It's the same place if you really think about it

[hoary mango]

https://tenor.com/view/same-but-still-different-gif-22118327

[gritty carbon]

malk

[delicate raptor]

Freakatron 5000

[covert flax]

except in one place you can use snus and in the other you can't

[mystic marsh]

They should add a TF2 killcam

[fresh kernel]

I FORGOT I BOUGHT THIS

[delicate raptor]

Use what now

[nimble kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-skibidi-gif-12990819226584574740

[mystic marsh]

check the expiration date

[covert flax]

ARC Raiders had more players than BF6 today lmao

[covert flax]

not gonna explain, google snus if you care

[delicate raptor]

[exotic sparrow]

I thoguht that was a tube at first

[covert flax]

nicotine pouch product basically

[tulip forge]

we call that chew over here
or dip

[covert flax]

illegal for sale in finland but you can own it, however ppl often go to sweden to buy them legally

[tulip forge]

but cigarettes are legal?
kinda a weird difference

[gleaming moss]

rofl snus illegal but alcohol legal

[exotic sparrow]

sveeden is cooler than finland

[wild mountain]

guys im getting uhh 1000 ping

[covert flax]

obviously because the people need their kossu

[fresh kernel]

I am so excited to move out, my parents leave their shit EVERYWHERE

[delicate raptor]

Until you hit 4000 you ain't laggin

[tulip forge]

some guy the other day said he had 1.2 million ping #⚡┇the-finals-chat message

[delicate raptor]

I saw that 😭😭😭

[covert flax]

no

[gritty carbon]

his internet is ass in general as his download speed is ass

[covert flax]

there is no way

what?

[tulip forge]

ye

[hoary mango]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zapp-fry-shock-smile-gif-5917868

[tepid flame]

hey at least he's honest

[delicate raptor]

Not me bro? 💔

[covert flax]

fuck no

[hoary mango]

The right answer

[delicate raptor]

Redsec gauntlet mode goes hard asf

[obtuse lance]

You’re seeing things

[gritty carbon]

but if hes seeing things, then what are you truly seeing?

[tulip forge]

What brand of coffee you drink?

[covert flax]

Löfberg

[idle rover]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-gif-14866884794849307214

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/put-em-down-gif-12310114964000124521

[tulip forge]

I'll have to Google that, never heard of it

[delicate raptor]

[obtuse lance]

Its rabbit hunting season.

[gritty carbon]

🤭

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-21904924

[gritty carbon]

that car is happi and zonked at the same time

he thinks im not real

[obtuse lance]

Up or off?

[gritty carbon]

HUH

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[delicate raptor]

Of course

[idle rover]

[covert flax]

HUH

[foggy scaffold]

what de flip

[delicate raptor]

Diabolical

[gritty carbon]

this chat has officially become cursed

[fresh kernel]

Egg

[rapid girder]

Good morning

[obtuse lance]

Ill come and slide by 8pm….

[gritty carbon]

hello

[idle rover]

crazy ahh conversation

[foggy scaffold]

egg 👍

[obtuse lance]

And sent a text to yo dm…..

[idle rover]

Good morning

[rapid girder]

How are you

[obtuse lance]

Five hunnid on yo fuckin hair….

[gritty carbon]

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

[obtuse lance]

Two hunnid on yo fuckin nails…

[delicate raptor]

Bru what 💀

[gritty carbon]

besides this chat, life is good today

[obtuse lance]

You running out of shoes to wear….

[idle rover]

[obtuse lance]

So i bought you another pair…..

[gritty carbon]

i think i broke him finally

[jagged pulsar]

W

[obtuse lance]

Girl i got you another dress….

[tulip forge]

you put a lid over eggs?

[obtuse lance]

So bring yo ass up down them stairs….

[rapid girder]

Nice

[obtuse lance]

I buy you shit because you rare

[tulip forge]

i dont think i'v ever seen that before

[rapid girder]

Coffee

[obtuse lance]

And plus because you know i care…..

Bitch, you know you love it here

[idle rover]

enjoy your coffee

[jagged pulsar]

least sane finals player

[obtuse lance]

Thats why you keep on comin near…..

[delicate raptor]

Most

[jagged pulsar]

whoops

[delicate raptor]

Got mine ready 🔥

[obtuse lance]

Your dude cant compete i swear (nah for real)

[fresh kernel]

Mhm, steams them

[covert flax]

what the fuck is this guy talking about

[delicate raptor]

Nah for realll 🗣️

[obtuse lance]

He tried but nowww he loookss tooo weirddd baby…..

[gritty carbon]

idekkkkkk 😭

[rapid girder]

I don’t really drink coffee on weekends.

[obtuse lance]

Illl commeee and slideeee by 8pmmmmm……..

[fresh kernel]

Not my greatest eggs, but the yolks are runny 🤤

[tulip forge]

Coffee indeed ☕

[idle rover]

why not?

[foggy scaffold]

idk what it is about coffee but i just hate it its to bitter

[obtuse lance]

And sent a text to yo dmmmmm…..

[wooden kestrel]

Is it black

[idle rover]

Runny yolks are the best

[fresh kernel]

For real

[delicate raptor]

Smwe givin him 300 lashings

[gritty carbon]

my guy, can you please get your sanity back

[fresh kernel]

Do you approve my Nama Tamas?

[prime jasper]

[foggy scaffold]

can we get a full mouse pad pic bc it looks tuff

[tulip forge]

nah i put a little milk and sugar in it
but it's darkroast
the strongest they make

[gleaming moss]

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-help-out-there-for-people-like-you-mr-mackey-south-park-s10e7-tsst-gif-20852879

[exotic sparrow]

is that a cat to the left

[obtuse lance]

Thats act ii by erm idk whats his face 4batz

[rapid girder]

They tasted great

[fresh kernel]

No, that’s my toaster

[obtuse lance]

Mkay mr mackey mkay

[exotic wyvern]

Hey

[gleaming moss]

mmkay

[fresh kernel]

NOOOOOO MY EGGS!!!!

[exotic sparrow]

:(

[idle rover]

hahahaha! yes, I like runny yolks

[foggy scaffold]

tuff

[fresh kernel]

Same plate too, mythical bit 🤣

[rapid girder]

Idk. I just smoke 6 cigarettes then I go back to bed

[obtuse lance]

You created the monster and now you want him gone?

[tulip forge]

matches the retro wave look i went for with the pc set up

[gritty carbon]

ok but if there really is a monster then why is there no cave?

[obtuse lance]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[fresh kernel]

Shhh, they’re sleeping

[gritty carbon]

cm's probably watching rn wondering wtf is happening

[idle rover]

oh haha! What a morning, I stopped smoking.

[wooden kestrel]

I’m coming for you 🍳

[tulip forge]

Six? ?
like i smoke but six? right in the morning is wild

[rapid girder]

That’s good

[fresh kernel]

Too late

[idle rover]

mhm, I be dying everytime so, bbye 😭

[stiff hill]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[frozen stag]

hello

[idle rover]

my ex used to do that lol, smoke ciggs and coffee

[deft obsidian]

The Nama massacre colourised

[tulip forge]

i def have seen this mouse
i think optimum uses one

[tulip forge]

i understand the morning coffee and a smoke
i do the same but i not six back to back lol

[rapid girder]

How many a day for you?

[rapid girder]

Word

[tulip forge]

if im working, then like 8
if not, around 14 or so

[idle rover]

idfk either haha! My lungsssssssss

[rapid girder]

Oh so not even a pack that’s good

[tulip forge]

im not trying to quit but tone it down a bit
they are expensive
used to do a pack a day like a year ago

[obtuse lance]

Quitting nicotine is huge

[frozen stag]

huge

[deft obsidian]

This song is tasty

[obtuse lance]

weed however does not affect my lungs (proven theory)

[rapid girder]

I don’t do anything but work and sleep. So no spending money unless I run outa food

[deft obsidian]

1 booty slurp keeps the smoke away

[tulip forge]

also depends on what is happening that day too
some days is more other is less, depends on the stress level of that day lol

[idle rover]

what about vaping? you didn't like plan to switch or anything?

[tulip forge]

i tired the vape stuff for a while but it really doesn't do it for me
it's not the same

[frozen stag]

What’s the point of smoking

To not feel miserable?

[rapid girder]

Some of us want to die early

[tulip forge]

it's an addiction that i got early on in life
also it helps with stress.

[frozen stag]

Makes sense

[gleaming moss]

i really believe smoking cigarettes is more healthy than vaping, good that we have some human test bunnies figuring this out currently

[idle rover]

fairs, yeah. When I quit ciggs, I switched to vape just cause I am used to like smoking something lol. Eventually I switched to chewing gum and it helped me

[deft obsidian]

I wish I died in 2004

[fresh kernel]

Breakfast is served! Fried runny eggs with Alouette cheese, seasonings, and jalapeño hot sauce on a warm tortilla

[tulip forge]

like its a horrible habit

[rapid girder]

This exactly

[frozen stag]

thankfully I never smoked even when I was pressured at a very young age

[gleaming moss]

dont do it

[idle rover]

I won't say MORE healthy lol, but I get wym

[frozen stag]

Vape is worse

[idle rover]

don't do what?

[deft obsidian]

I don’t smoke or vape someone convince me to do so

[gleaming moss]

been hearing more and more about vapers who got lung collapse and this and that

[tulip forge]

i get the point of vapes but everytime i see someone thats like 15 or so using them
im like mannn why... same with smoking cigs
it's not cool and never was

[rapid girder]

But you are alive

[idle rover]

aaaaaa this looks so good! speaking offfff I go check on mine

[frozen stag]

There’s no point in smoking so don’t

[deft obsidian]

Unfortunately

[rapid girder]

I’m not hungry after the first 2

[delicate raptor]

You should smoke

[deft obsidian]

If something’s made then its meant to be used

[tall verge]

is it just me or does the cheese look like someone broke a plastic fork in ur food

[rapid girder]

I think it is great you are here

[frozen stag]

there are lots of things that are made but not meant to be used

[deft obsidian]

No it’s not 🌚 like trust me no

[delicate raptor]

There's a point to smoking. Is it good? Nahh

[foggy scaffold]

no

[tulip forge]

keep it that way
its a horible habit

[deft obsidian]

Well- no- ye-

[tall verge]

there isn't nicotine sprays exist, gum, patches... etc

[rapid girder]

Don’t be silly

[idle rover]

I mean I did stop smoking lol

[gleaming moss]

np take some cancer spray on your vegetables

[delicate raptor]

Doin anything except inhaling smoke

[deft obsidian]

Yes im not changing my bad habits because I want to die

[rapid girder]

I got a lung infection from smoking

[obtuse lance]

Huhhh? Thats me after 1 week vaping ngl you can lowkey feel it killing you

[frozen stag]

I’m planning on keeping it that way till the end

[tulip forge]

💪

[gleaming moss]

oh

[tall verge]

yes that's the worst part of smoking

[deft obsidian]

I’m not tho- im just more casual about it

[fresh kernel]

Yeah it does lol, it’s cause of the hot sauce

The fancy cheese is smeared underneath the eggs

[rapid girder]

Oh

[gleaming moss]

i put a lot of trash in my body but vaping and energy drinks is where i draw the line

[deft obsidian]

Ok time to get my first ever cigarettes 🌚

[rapid girder]

If that’s the case I’m well past my expiration date

[delicate raptor]

Yummers

[obtuse lance]

I never liked energy drinks or coffee

[gritty carbon]

topics are topicing today

[deft obsidian]

I laughed a bit too loud at the gym reading this 😭

[obtuse lance]

Im a natural machine

[frozen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[delicate raptor]

Coffee just tastes good

[tulip forge]

not the shroks

[gleaming moss]

its literal poison dude especially the energy drinks

[foggy scaffold]

yeah these non dagger people yappin abt stuff

[ancient raptor]

been having electrolyte water instead of coffee nowadays 👀
helps with detox + brain fog i suppose

[deft obsidian]

I’m not supposed to be born I feel like a human experiment

[idle rover]

mhm, stopped ciggs 2022 then stopped vaping like last year? I got sick for a month so I don't wanna die yet

[tall verge]

that's not how that works 💀 and no nicotine isn't what causes cancer I still wouldn't because of blood pressure but I assure u a spicy ass mint spray hitting the underside of your tongue is not an addictive experience so it's actually the safest option if u want a quick wake up or to quit

[frozen stag]

We all are

[deft obsidian]

🤣 shut- bro 😂

[idle rover]

AYYY THAT'S CUTE!!

[rapid girder]

lol

I drink 3 energy drinks a day only when I’m working

[deft obsidian]

I don’t wann do well in life I either live or die- 🥱

[tulip forge]

my work has complementary coffee so i drink that on the site

[gleaming moss]

well i was talking about all the pesticides sprayed on vegetables in some parts of the world (probably most by now. atleast in the west)

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-gif-26229659

[delicate raptor]

All you need is one cup to get goin fr

[rapid girder]

Mine does to but it’s frowned upon to get it if you aren’t a higher up

[tulip forge]

i work in construction. around lunch i have like two cups
then i grab one at the end of my shift

[tall verge]

are they bad for you? yes but still about 500 times safer than smoking

[fresh kernel]

Good way to start my Saturday! 🤤

[ancient raptor]

yummers

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-rage-angry-annoyed-whatever-gif-5126333390325209476

[ancient raptor]

meeee

[gleaming moss]

well if u get cancer anyway i guess it doesnt matter 💀

[deft obsidian]

People who don’t drink Coffee shower after washing their hands if they’re smart they do the opposite

[fresh kernel]

Omg this shit tastes so good 🤯

[proper pewter]

AYO

[obtuse lance]

Huhhhh

[fresh kernel]

I didn’t know I was capable of this level of cooking 🤯

[deft obsidian]

U?

[foggy scaffold]

no i just dont wash my hands

[delicate raptor]

What language IS that 😭

[deft obsidian]

Bro snorted the emeralds and now doing telekinesis

[gleaming moss]

🤝 I had to quit energy drinks, after 2-4 per day for a few years body just said nope, cant do this

mainly the heart

[opaque prawn]

[gleaming moss]

noooo mah coffee

[foggy scaffold]

yeah my uncle has like 4 a day

[unborn rain]

literally me but tea bro

[deft obsidian]

Nicoli u-n-I both no u spit firing that Ecoli FOK yeh 🎵

[ancient raptor]

hey shogun! cool rebranding

[gleaming moss]

i have no noticeable issues with drinking coffee atleast

[deft obsidian]

Lies u didn’t notice 🌚

[gleaming moss]

really? what was the effects of it

[delicate raptor]

Someone take those big ahh weapons away from bro. He's gonna hurt himself

[gleaming moss]

HAHAHA the spear pic in bottom right
ur face

[ancient raptor]

i did trust trust

[tulip forge]

that m60 is like the same size as bro

[unborn rain]

i throw up ant gotten fat

[obtuse lance]

Embark please give light mini gun

[deft obsidian]

You aren’t even tuning in to watch or in the server 🔫

[gleaming moss]

sheesh never knew that could happen from tea

[unborn rain]

maybe its beacaue i drank it alot in 1 day

[gleaming moss]

u arent talking about "tea" as in food as a brit are u ? xD

[deft obsidian]

Scotty betrayed me now imma burn down a minecraft village

[unborn rain]

bro im asain

[tall verge]

"if I'm gonna die of oldage anyway might as well jump in a volcano"

[gleaming moss]

lmao, well good to know

[simple mica]

Snoooooo mimimimi

[deft obsidian]

Sounds like a fantastic idea actually

[gleaming moss]

a memorable ending

[foggy scaffold]

🙂

[deft obsidian]

I wonder where Fenek been haven’t seen her in months?

[frozen cargo]

Im watching Southampton FC play Sheffield Wednesday at St Mary’s today. Anyone else watching them today?

[ancient raptor]

i dont really watch streams in general
and which server? here?

[deft obsidian]

No my own 😈

[unborn rain]

go on twitch then

[deft obsidian]

OH SHART ITS YOU FUCK-

[ancient raptor]

dm me the link

[ancient raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-michael-jordan-meme-michael-jordan-gif-michael-jordan-tiktok-michael-jordan-tiktok-gif-gif-6954557651636549608

[deft obsidian]

Established gentle fox

[gritty carbon]

THEYRE SO CUUUTEEEEE

[unborn rain]

yeah twitch aint best but i rather die than having to watch youtube

[true nova]

@stiff kernel

[unborn rain]

man its so cute i want to keep it as a ala-

[deft obsidian]

I feel like im the guy who would get an army of fenek foxes to raid a neighbours house

[foggy scaffold]

what is happpeningh the the chat this morning we went from eggs to smoking to weed back to smoking to energy drinks to foxex?????

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-rabbits-swarm-gif-4462238

[unborn rain]

nah im like the guy who would try to keep all of them as a pet

[tall verge]

is it really worth it

[foggy scaffold]

so real

[deft obsidian]

How it feels to chew five gum

[delicate raptor]

NOOOOOO

[gritty carbon]

milk first

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[unborn rain]

quick edit bro

[rapid girder]

Monkey

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[deft obsidian]

milk machine broke

[foggy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-pumpkin-revolver-44magnum-gif-9991224

[delicate raptor]

Pov: The light was standing still for my bfr titan

[rapid girder]

Fix

[deft obsidian]

Hey ladiessss WOAOH OHHOHHOHH

[foggy scaffold]

yeah

[obtuse lance]

Average bfr vs light interaction

[tall verge]

I'm not allowed to send the real recipe here so here is an approximation

[deft obsidian]

Fix machine broke

[deft obsidian]

@gritty carbon they’re cooking your kind

[obtuse lance]

@gritty carbon you see what im gonna turn you into?

[gritty carbon]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rapid girder]

Broke

[gritty carbon]

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE TURNING ME INTO IF YOU CANT EVEN TURN AROUND??????????

[unborn rain]

ngl bunny pie sound awful af

[deft obsidian]

Broke machine broke

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-stewie-stewie-griffin-gif-21484987

[tall verge]

if only I could post the "arthur morgan taught me this one" video 💀

[simple mica]

Erm acshtually it’s fennec foxes but okay

[deft obsidian]

Rabbits screaming sounds like tinnitus

[gritty carbon]

youre not far off

[obtuse lance]

Look at this nerd. Wheres your mommy lil nerd?

[deft obsidian]

Or it sounds like the motors of an RC car

Bunny pie sounds illegal

[obtuse lance]

Soon they will be.

[gritty carbon]

@steady acorn

[deft obsidian]

<— holtow symbol is a chicken nugget @rapid girder @foggy scaffold

[simple mica]

Can’t say I found my mother yet but your mom sure does an amazing replacement. Just ask her about last night!

[rapid girder]

[tall verge]

is it really worth it?

[foggy scaffold]

chicken nuggie???

[simple mica]

Absolutely

[deft obsidian]

Am I wrong tho? @simple mica holtows symbol does look like a chicken nugget right?

[tulip forge]

yoo it is tho

[unborn rain]

absolutely thanks to it i complete and delete MC

[rapid girder]

It is nugget

[regal bear]

ANYONE ASIA???

[proper pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-poland-polish-saul-goodman-szaweł-dobryczłowiek-poland-flag-gif-15718894646328339543

[unborn rain]

deffo nugget

[deft obsidian]

Holtow sponsoring us with insurance but they’re actually a fast food chain

[foggy scaffold]

TELL ME WHERE THE CHIKIN NUGGIES ARE!!!

[deft obsidian]

*chimken

[obtuse lance]

I might finish getting to emerald 3 cus 16 tournament wins to get to em1 sounds stupid and im lowkey on my world tour warrior shi rn bc ive never grinded it

[regal bear]

asia anyone?

[tall verge]

each time I see him I remember the holtow goo speech bubble that almost got me banned

[unborn rain]

me

[deft obsidian]

Uh- well I see
|| chikin machine broke ||

[foggy scaffold]

i just heard 4 vanish bombs in qc...

[regal bear]

come lets play

[unborn rain]

cant create chanel tho

[foggy scaffold]

what?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tall verge]

I can dm it to ya

[regal bear]

add me?

[unborn rain]

dms me

[deft obsidian]

Ahnok took them all

[gritty carbon]

WHAAAAAAAAAA

[foggy scaffold]

why?

[deft obsidian]

Look at your bunny teeth mf they’re nugget brown…

[gritty carbon]

hes lying

[deft obsidian]

We should arrest bun for Nugget slaughter

[gritty carbon]

[obtuse lance]

Y is xbox so stupid about changing your number? Fuh you mean i gotta wait 30 days mane

[foggy scaffold]

YOURE lying

[simple mica]

Stop doing drugs

[eager monolith]

polish translation is so goofy lol "rosła budowa ciała" 😭

[deft obsidian]

You have the green light to shoot them

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-the-creature-scatter-scared-jumpscare-gif-7741355595095692389

ok wtf????

[chilly holly]

I'm installing window 11 on phone

[deft obsidian]

Drugs ? I thought it was sour patch kids

[foggy scaffold]

I NEED CHIKIN NUGGIES

[gritty carbon]

HE HAS THEMMMMMMMMMM, I JUST EAT CARROTS

[tall verge]

this looks like an old oneplus

[chilly holly]

It;s lg v50, from 2019

[deft obsidian]

Ahnok you have the right to remain silent anything that you say will be used against you u are not allowed a lawyer
@foggy scaffold @steady acorn

[foggy scaffold]

valid

[tulip forge]

you're still trying to do this?
it's been a few days now no?

[tall verge]

w phone does it have video out and desktop mode like the goat that was the v60

[gritty carbon]

[foggy scaffold]

you lie

[deft obsidian]

Bullshat u ate the nuggies when you were drunk on miulk

[chilly holly]

I fixed this from last failure, and now I'm actually trying retry

[gritty carbon]

I DONT EVEN DRING MIULK

[deft obsidian]

Lava no listen to the voices in your head it says “bunny hunt now”

[chilly holly]

Theres guide that makes window 11 on arm on this device, I failed it once and I'm doing it again

[deft obsidian]

Right you CHUG IT WILLINGLY AND TOO MUVH TOO

https://tenor.com/view/muerto-gif-16250174877271582365

[foggy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/big-capo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-giorno-giovanna-bruno-bucciarati-gif-16087076

liar

[gritty carbon]

AUUGHHHHH

[deft obsidian]

YES EXACTLY SMEELL THE NUGGET ODUR FROM THE THAT STANKEN RABBIT BREATH

[tall verge]

I'm content with my 7 yearold note 9's dex mode but my brother runs GTA 5 on winlator on his tab s8 ultra all the time

fuck samsung fell off hard

[quiet sequoia]

There seems to be something wrong with the MMR...or i dont know. I'm at the top of Silver in World Tour, but I keep getting matched with level 10–20 players while I'm level 93. I'm a casual player and can't play that much, but it's really annoying.

[foggy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-dumb-you-gif-8906255

[tall verge]

actually evryone fell off hard they are still the best stock option

[deft obsidian]

I don’t watch jojo rabbit adventure no

[foggy scaffold]

neather do i

BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE THE NUGGIES!!

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-carrot-bell-gif-19489401

[deft obsidian]

I’ve seen Naruto Naruto shippuden half of bortuo till momo arc I’ve seen JJK and demon slayer and uhh yeh- hells paradise too

[obtuse lance]

Sniper or model to start my first game

[foggy scaffold]

...

[deft obsidian]

I don’t… Ahnok took em and ran away… they’ve run away

[willow mulch]

(WIP) if you have any suggestions, ideas i will happily listen. 😁

[covert flax]

OKAY I FOUND THE LEAST NORMAL THE FINALS YT THUMBNAIL GODDAMN

[obtuse lance]

I feel like im the only sniper player who plays up close n personal

[deft obsidian]

Oh wait I saw the 1st kawakii and Momo battle

[foggy scaffold]

LIE

BUNNIES DONT RUN!!!!

[gritty carbon]

wtf

[proper pewter]

Idk, but in russian translation we have Мощный and this isn't Medium it's Heavy.

[deft obsidian]

They do it’s a costume

[covert flax]

THE FINALS thumbnails are NEVER normal

[deft obsidian]

Welllllll the ones I’ve seen are quite normal

[foggy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/proof-pro-proo-cat-laptop-gif-22485700

[obtuse lance]

Ewww

[deft obsidian]

Yeh im starting out it’s too much fun

[tulip forge]

Alot of animals do this

[deft obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

[deft obsidian]

Hyenas too it’s awful

[obtuse lance]

First match double sniper

[foggy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-the-finals-the-finals-light-light-gif-2982699289602193733

[gritty carbon]

i have the overwelming urge to make a tundra assassin....

good thing i have the icicle :D

[ancient raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-gif-6227435542614453605

[foggy scaffold]

kitchen knife

[gritty carbon]

carrot

[ancient raptor]

pencil!

[obtuse lance]

WHY IS MY HEAVY SHOOTING FROM THE CRANE

[gritty carbon]

hes not real

[obtuse lance]

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OH MY GOD

[hasty panther]

thats a pizza

[ancient raptor]

sorry thats me

[delicate raptor]

A cheese slicer 🗣️

[brazen oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213572237941284864/1392277206985871500/Fuck_this_weapon.gif

[gritty carbon]

helu bnuy

[foggy scaffold]

thats kaels fit...

[brazen oxide]

Its not

[deft obsidian]

Imma let you if I do bub

[foggy scaffold]

its very simalar then

[brazen oxide]

its @unreal arrow's fit and he had it for way longer

[foggy scaffold]

ok

[hasty panther]

wsp gng

[hasty panther]

@unreal arrow is also listening to peak thats crayz

[gritty carbon]

i eated

[brazen oxide]

I am listening to something 10x better then mozart and bethoven combined

[hasty panther]

https://open.spotify.com/track/64rgVfb69zqKMVPjPdA4tT?si=6fb1d58add3240f0 cmon give it a try

[delicate raptor]

[ancient raptor]

taswell

[brazen oxide]

My ears started bleeding

[unreal arrow]

mf listening to cave ambience music slandering E33

[hasty panther]

i watched the frankenstein movie on netflix it was peak

[brazen oxide]

More specifically cause it nuked my ears volume wise I had to instantly pause it

[gritty carbon]

:o

[hasty panther]

the french peaked with the revolution and expedition 33

[hoary mango]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-season-rabbit-season-gif-13823200

[delicate raptor]

I saw that last night. I figured it was another garbage knockoff though so I didn't watch

[ancient raptor]

i hate when this happens whenevr i click a spotify link on disc 😭

[hasty panther]

i liked it

[brazen oxide]

Mf @unreal arrow Watch Arcane first
https://open.spotify.com/track/4lriIG2vNqwDWzOj2I9rtj?si=12e21bdcba6340ac

[delicate raptor]

I'll be sure to check it out

[hasty panther]

I own a jinx shirt and a victor hoodie

tho the version with coldplay is better

[brazen oxide]

wha

[hasty panther]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZHvGQZNz6HLbxhAtu7pin?si=8b51cf845b1846c1

[brazen oxide]

Whats the difference

[hasty panther]

listen to the end

[obtuse lance]

Blub blub blub

[hasty panther]

impatient smh

[unreal arrow]

arcane mentioned i sleep

[hasty panther]

whats wrong w arcane 🥀

it hjas a twink playing god me personally thats a sign of PEAK

[cedar frigate]

midcane

[hasty panther]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-concerned-look-around-sad-confused-gif-13135059842887918234

cant ahve shit apparently

[delicate raptor]

Ninja Kamui better

[unreal arrow]

Plays like generic, over the top writing but in League of Legends.

[brazen oxide]

watch arcane already

[devout gazelle]

Call me Tylenol the way ibuprofen

[hasty panther]

ye lol is trash except the lore so they grabbed that and made it into peak

[hasty panther]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[unreal arrow]

I would tell you to play Expedition 33 as well but you'd fall feel into depression after Act I.

[hasty panther]

thats thee best kind of game tho

signalis peaked with that

[brazen oxide]

I prefer other games generally speaking it looks neat thoe

[hasty panther]

i dont like turn based games tho i gave it a try and its fire trust me

[unreal arrow]

Other games like uhhhhh The Finals, Arc Raiders, uhhh some more of The Finals and nothing else

[hasty panther]

cant have shit

[brazen oxide]

Brawlhalla
Minecraft
Rivals (fucking disgusting to play btw if I havent said enough times already)

[obtuse lance]

Why do i always get the fucking single brain cell teammates?

[devout gazelle]

Cuz the game fucking hates us

[hasty panther]

CANT AHVE SHIT CANT SAY SHIT

[unreal arrow]

Everytime you launch Rivals you have to go through an hour long mental breakdown about how you hate CC. That doesn't scream "I prefer other games"

[hasty panther]

youre scary

[brazen oxide]

YES CAUSE RIVALS IS CC CITY AND FINALS ONLY HAS WINCH

[tulip forge]

7th word is what was blocked

[hasty panther]

thanks mr obvious

[tulip forge]

i gotchu

[brazen oxide]

ATLEAST OCCASIONALLY I CAN AVOID WINCH OR GET OUT

[willow mulch]

We ain't making it huh?

[hasty panther]

thats my birthday btw

life changing information

[cedar frigate]

minecraft is boring bc you’re grown up, as a kid it’s peak n the marvel stuff is true

[willow mulch]

Happy birthday

[glossy rune]

sorry for you. it's going to be one hell of a disappointing birthday for you

[brazen oxide]

Minecraft is a infinite content glitch with the amount of mods it has

[violet dirge]

is it too late to get a ticket to dreamhack Stockholm ?

[hazy trench]

the mouse input for me and a few others has felt really strange recently, around the halloween event update? wondering if anyone else can attest to this

[hasty panther]

wdym if it releases on my birthday its gonna be like good right

[obtuse lance]

No cus my db teammate just went 0 for fucking 8 and had 579 TOTAL COMBAT OH MMMMMYYYY GOOOODDDDD

[glossy rune]

... i meant it's NOT gonna release on your b-day. another delay

[hasty panther]

it dsnt change the fact that survival games are kinda borin

[cedar frigate]

only mods make it good tho

[brazen oxide]

Not really
minecraft makes an expection

[hasty panther]

thats pesimistic for no reason

[unreal arrow]

Nearly every CC in Rivals is super predictable and most characters have defensive options to negate them. Even if you get hit, the healing is so strong you're likely to survive. Compared to Winch practically nuking you in every interaction, be forced to either coin, respawn or pray your team can 2v3 compared to a simple 5 seconds respawn.

[hasty panther]

difference of opinion ig

[brazen oxide]

I~~ dont like~~ HATE AND FUCKING DESPISE the 100% reliance on supports brain functionallity and I hate playing support

[obtuse lance]

We like to evilmax around here

[willow mulch]

My grandma said "if the game needs mods to be good...,game no good. "👵

[hasty panther]

funny cute shark

[unreal arrow]

Then you don't like the game, simply put.

[brazen oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-hulk-marvel-rivals-yeet-marvel-gif-17648636101818387511

[hasty panther]

he aint do nuthn

[brazen oxide]

Devil Incarnate

[unreal arrow]

He did quite a lot by being the most oppressive support for the past season.

[hasty panther]

thats winch

[brazen oxide]

Winch is satan himself

[hasty panther]

i havent played for 8 months

[brazen oxide]

he got a full rework

[hasty panther]

i just like cute funny shark

[hasty panther]

tahts game

[brazen oxide]

his water beam now does dmg and hit primary attack now has 5 charges or so and you can no longer infinite dive his heal bubbles heal over time instead of instnatn and his ult now leaves a small heal puddle when iniated (100 hp/s)

[midnight briar]

[hasty panther]

so u cant just swallow everyone and throw em off the map?

[midnight briar]

U can still, they have a problem with jus buffing support ults to fix balancing

[unreal arrow]

You can, and it's better because the healing bs he leaves makes him virtually unkillable without ults.

[hasty panther]

hhop on webfishing bro that shi dont neeed no balance

[dire pollen]

How does the Grapple disconnect works? I notice if you jump early when you Grapple you'll disconnect but if you wait a but and then jump you won't. Is there a known time threshold?

[delicate raptor]

Marvel Rivals has always had some diabolical balancing

[hasty panther]

how can u do that to him

fuckin look at him hes so innocent

[delicate raptor]

It's crazy how they see what the players complain about and just do the opposite 💀

[brazen oxide]

There is a ||g*re pic of him beeing torn apart ||
I wont send here

[midnight briar]

Cough cough Luna cough

[unreal arrow]

Say whatever you want but most characters are pretty balanced on their own at the moment. The meta simply doesn't favor them, which is primarily supports.

[delicate raptor]

"Oh. You don't think this thing?.. I'mma make it worse for you"

[hasty panther]

probably pics ngl

[midnight briar]

Venom, Jeff, Luna

[brazen oxide]

anyways

[hasty panther]

oh ye i played luna aswell

[midnight briar]

Hela being perma banned because of namor teamup

[hasty panther]

saw that one

[unreal arrow]

Venom isn't so out of line simply because bucky exists. And supps are all basically super OP, can't argue against that.

[brazen oxide]

I quit for the most part cause Hulk was perma banned because of fucking namor

[delicate raptor]

Why don't we get rid of the real problem (daredevil)

[hasty panther]

why dont we just delete pvp games in general

[unreal arrow]

PvE mode lowkey fire

[delicate raptor]

I'd rather fight ai anyway

[hasty panther]

oh yea except for card games that gets a pass

[delicate raptor]

You can't get rid of Gwent obviously

[hasty panther]

never got into witcher ngl

[delicate raptor]

That's crazyyyy 💔

[devout gazelle]

Me and the boys playing poker at school

[brazen oxide]

I love playing the finals knowing I made people rage via oneshotting them

[hasty panther]

cyberpunk tho

[gritty carbon]

yellow

[hasty panther]

hel is scary but youre evil

[delicate raptor]

Fuck zodiac signs. What cyberware arms do you use? 🗣️

[unreal arrow]

I finished this game on release at 15 frames with my 750Ti, never again.

[hasty panther]

all of em choom

[delicate raptor]

I can't take off the gorilla arms ngl

[hasty panther]

that was my first playthrough ngl i feel u

[devout gazelle]

15 frames total through the whole game

[covert marsh]

SAT wish me luck

[half trail]

Hay algún español en este servidor?

[delicate raptor]

Imagine how good I feel playing for the first time after phantom liberty dropped

[hasty panther]

TRUE

[unreal arrow]

Idk why would anyone use anything other than the sniper Panam gives you and gorilla arms. I dogwalked the entire game afterward

[obtuse lance]

Ugh my lewis is so good ugh

[gritty carbon]

triangle

[brazen oxide]

Waiting for you to hop on Arca Raiders

[obtuse lance]

What

[hasty panther]

thats a pyramid instead of a traingle

[covert marsh]

No español, solo ingles

[delicate raptor]

That sniper is booboo. The sniper you get during the arasaka parade is better

[half trail]

joe muchacho

[hasty panther]

can i hop on arc raiders

[obtuse lance]

Someone beat up ahnok for me

[covert marsh]

Idr what that means

[delicate raptor]

I could NEVER

[half trail]

damn it boy

[hasty panther]

i would neever

[obtuse lance]

What about for 1000 multibucks

[delicate raptor]

Deal

[hasty panther]

i dont wanna do german i wanna go take a nap

[gritty carbon]

ahh yes, the triamid

[hasty panther]

ye i can get on with that

[turbid sonnet]

no

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-handshake-deal-agree-gif-7134721403924803840

[hasty panther]

im being exploited because of a country dayum

[obtuse lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-nets-brooklyn-nets-basketball-kyrie-irving-gif-21218302

[turbid sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1429526677683179600/Neues_Projekt.gif

[delicate raptor]

Get Russel off the court

[hasty panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1415838952379646103/attachment.gif

[obtuse lance]

Westbrook?

[devout gazelle]

What about advanced German

[delicate raptor]

Yes

[devout gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/advanced-german-ryan-sutherland-ryan-comedy-dar-den-vi-dar-gif-10878052250259058648

[delicate raptor]

How old is that geezer

[delicate raptor]

That's so cool bruh

[iron delta]

stealing is bad

[gritty carbon]

YOOOOINK

[delicate raptor]

Stealing? ❌
Repossession ✅

[hasty panther]

Mods

[obtuse lance]

Halftime n i have 5 kills teammates have 0 each

[delicate raptor]

Anything but meet Hanako at embers

[obtuse lance]

I swear man i swear im doin what i can

[hasty panther]

Like new game+? Nah

[delicate raptor]

You have to do everything before meeting her

There is no ng+

[hasty panther]

There isnt
Without mods

[delicate raptor]

Yeah, preferably. Completing the DLC in a certain way gives you an alternate ending for the main story

[obtuse lance]

I HAVE 8 AND THEY HAVE NOTHIGN GODDAMNIT FUDE GODDAMJIT GOVE ME BETTER TEAMMATES

[delicate raptor]

It's your fault

Cyberpunk is deadass the most immersive rpg I've played

Every time I load in it really feels like you're out there in night city

[obtuse lance]

Yeah its my fault this dude 0 and 9

[delicate raptor]

Yes, it is. If you were better he'd be getting kills

I've got nothin much going on today, yeah

[tulip forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820726084526014534/1429736530976575590/cattpng.gif

tf happened to rust

[rapid girder]

I’m tired

[grim raft]

hi tired

[rapid girder]

How are you

[true nova]

@stiff kernel hi

[half trail]

shhh🫃

[versed gale]

the finals

[scarlet glade]

oh that was me who said no

[tepid flame]

not cool buddy, not cool

[scarlet glade]

hey, at least I was honest

[stiff kernel]

Hi Eve!

[viral pebble]

I LOVE THAT I CAN'T USE MY RESPAWN! :D

[tepid flame]

can't argue with that lmao

[viral pebble]

WHAT AN AMAZING BUG :D

[scarlet glade]

go to change your loadout, exit it and then respawn

[tepid flame]

sup Wikiii, do you feel like a mango today?

[viral pebble]

still, should have too >:(

[obtuse lance]

Just another day at the office carrying mfs

If any of my teammates see me here i want you to know im god to you

[gritty carbon]

meanwhile...

[stiff kernel]

I feel like Scrappy

[radiant stratus]

I hate some names

[gritty carbon]

heluuuu

[tepid flame]

definitely vigilant

[silver oak]

😏

[hollow topaz]

can some1 explain the skillbased matchmaking system in this game?

[radiant stratus]

U get matched with the ppl of the same skill

[hollow topaz]

like it looking at the playtime, or kills or whatever, cuz I keep getting matched with way better people

[gritty carbon]

there isnt an sbmm in this game from what others have been saying

[radiant stratus]

Do u like keep winning/ getting good amt of kills

[hollow topaz]

I got 7k kills (also im like hella ass) and get matched against 3ok + kills people

[tulip forge]

hEaVy HaS sPoKeN

[hollow topaz]

how can I get better if I keep getting oneshot by a light

[true nova]

I missed you

[tulip forge]

practice

[sly atlas]

Embark should add a type of reporting for people who sell on purpose

[hollow topaz]

bro

[radiant stratus]

Usually sbmm work based on recent performances, if u do good in like 2 matches, u will get matched with ppl of higher elo and vice versa

[sly atlas]

Facts

[hollow topaz]

this cant be true

[edgy python]

Omg I didn’t know my 3DS case had sentience

[tulip forge]

there's no secret sauce to getting better
it's just practice

[radiant stratus]

Rome wasn't built in a day

[tulip forge]

3ds gang

[edgy python]

Da finals 3DS

[static hound]

i got a 3ds too

[hollow topaz]

brother what is you even talking about

[tulip forge]

hell yeah brother

[stiff kernel]

am I part of the 3ds gang if I only have a 2ds XL somewhere

[static hound]

u gotta play project x zone on yours

[tulip forge]

they're saying
it takes time to get better

[edgy python]

That counts

[hollow topaz]

I know but I do think that the games system is ass

[stiff kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-appreciate-it-appreciate-you-thanks-thankful-gif-16002151

[static hound]

project x zone is a very very very underrated 3ds game

[radiant stratus]

If ur getting killed that u need to practice, play some other class, try out diff guns, practice can be divided in 3 parts, movement, aim and utility, master these 3 first

[tulip forge]

you can think that
but all you're doing is putting up a roadblock for yourself

[brisk nebula]

when is the thermal vision gonna come out

[sly atlas]

Lo key had an identity crisis in the game

[hollow topaz]

youre saying I should lock myself in the practice range or what practice are we talking about

[obtuse lance]

Literally yes

[tulip forge]

at the minimum s9 but i wouldn't expect that

it'll probably take a few seasons for it to be reworked

[static hound]

if u wanna get better then practice playing different playstyles

[sly atlas]

Nah cuz I barely go in PR as a light main and I die less than the med or Heavy on my team

[radiant stratus]

Usually use practice range as warmup before matches and just play more matches, and communicate with team ig.....

[sly atlas]

Just play matches the skill will come naturally

[fresh kernel]

Oh lit, didn't even notice

[sly atlas]

Ha rookie number

[fresh kernel]

Yeah...

[hollow topaz]

but like i only play 3 games a week and just wanna chill and than get matched up against people that are way too good

[static hound]

skill issue then

[sly atlas]

Kidding btw I only have like 120

[tulip forge]

i mean this game is 85% people level 70 and above whove been here since like s1

[hollow topaz]

I play since beta

[sly atlas]

Try TDM or Powershift

[radiant stratus]

I mean if ur not willing to put more hours into the game idk what to say tbh, like u cant get work done WITHOUT WORKING

[hollow topaz]

I just want fair matchups

[tulip forge]

yeah but you only play 3 games a week
of course you aren't going to be nearly as good as most people who have at the minimum 500 hours, if you wanna get good at this game you do need to play it more

[static hound]

well buddy u cant always get what u want

[hollow topaz]

than why do I get matcched up with them yk

[tulip forge]

when 85% of the player base is around level 70
that answers why

[radiant stratus]

Then make a new acc and kill some bots ig😭😭😭

[hollow topaz]

bruzza

[static hound]

bro is just complaining for no reason

[tulip forge]

it'd be like me booting up csgo and wondering why im loosing to people with thousands of hours
when i have like 20

[sly atlas]

Nah some of them 70+ be frauds ngl

[safe wave]

Not enough people play this game for matchmaking to be fair, few new players means you’ll mostly be matched with vets

[static hound]

ONG

[radiant stratus]

Do u not like challenges in ur life or smt😭😭

[hollow topaz]

that makes sense

[tulip forge]

i mean level doesn't indicate skill. it indicates playtime but most people are around level 70 and know the game well

[hollow topaz]

its a videogame bro, calm down

[static hound]

ur the one complaining here bucko

[hollow topaz]

im pointing out problems

[scarlet glade]

yeh, its hella annoying, was just telling you how to atill respawn without waiting for team wipe

[tulip forge]

also picking the finals as your chill game is wild.
this is probably the most chaotic game out atm

[static hound]

u gotta have a story game as a chill game

[radiant stratus]

Unethical idea, but just frnd a bad player and play with them so the game will give up less elo players

[scarlet glade]

play ranked

[hollow topaz]

I mean obviously they dont consistantly get new players if the matchmaking is garbage

[tulip forge]

we don't

[wooden kestrel]

Yea it’s horribly optimized for casual it’s a comp game

[sly atlas]

That's what i thought I had to learn the hard way😭

[tulip forge]

most people tried this game and left because it's so fast paced .
it's also not the easiest game to run in the world.
and it's not like anything else on the market

[scarlet glade]

idk, im managing to enjoy it casually

[hollow topaz]

well said

[sly atlas]

Facts except for the Npc teammates

[static hound]

i get bad teammates most games and it pisses me off but i still play cuz i like the game

[tulip forge]

there's a reason i don't play this everyday
but when i do play i set aside a good 4-6 hours to play it.

[scarlet glade]

depends on the gamemode tbh

[static hound]

i usually play tdm or world tour

[scarlet glade]

in tdm I dont mind npc-s in my team

[tulip forge]

powershift gang 💪💪💪

[radiant stratus]

Well lets just increase the player base somehow, i got into this game just bc of that one vid on yt so....

[hollow topaz]

so can I get tips on how to get rid of lights, cuz I just cant kill them

[novel copper]

Cashout gang.

[static hound]

play heavy use flamethrower

[wooden kestrel]

Get better

[radiant stratus]

If u cant beat em, join em

[hollow topaz]

never

[tulip forge]

most people know what this game is and what it's about and do not like it because it's so different

[sly atlas]

Yeah they be chilling while I get mi kills 😁

[scarlet glade]

winch, goo, glitch mines, aim better

[hollow topaz]

lmao, i dont enjoy the playstile

[gritty carbon]

learn how a light works, then it'll be easier to understand how to deal with them

aka play as one for a bit

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeney-todd-piss-pirelli-gif-25611768

[tulip forge]

most of my firendslist have played this game

like 2 people stuck around

[static hound]

then play medium or heavy

[wooden kestrel]

What weapon do u main, that’s half the problem sometimes, deagles revolver some weapons are crap for killing lights

[hollow topaz]

makes sense yeah

[radiant stratus]

Nahh i dont think most ppl know, like i bet ppl from cod and all which has somewhat similar mechanics will be willing to play if they knew

[sly atlas]

1.Dont try to 1v1 a heavy 90% of the time u will die unless he's ass

[hollow topaz]

I used to play model, now I just swap alot tbh. so not really a main weapon

[scarlet glade]

As a light main, its the light who has to learn how to survive, not that other classes need to learn how to kill one

[static hound]

i use flamethrower,rpg, pryo, and barricade that helps me kill lights

[tulip forge]

i like it cause it's the most chaotic mode
10 people all in a small area. it's just TDM with an objective

[gritty carbon]

oh dw i know that x)

unless i stabby

[tulip forge]

i disagree on both of those statements but thats my opinion

[scarlet glade]

oh did u get green just recently)

[gritty carbon]

few months back now

[sly atlas]

2. Watch the corners The heavy wit rpg do not play around

[scarlet glade]

a didnt notice that you ever were green xd

[obtuse lance]

Rpg + charge and slam from hell combo

[gritty carbon]

:D

[wooden kestrel]

Fcar model Cerberus are good for lights on medium, flamethrower, lmgs on heavy, really just any shotgun and automatic weapons, repeater beats the crap out of em and bfr can do well, not to mention the cl40

[radiant stratus]

I mean saying the mechanics is similar is not a valid statement, what i meant to say is that they are botu somewhat fast paced

[gritty carbon]

yes

[static hound]

i don’t play around with my rpg

[scarlet glade]

the slam can 1-tap a light also

[hollow topaz]

bfr the new heavy gun right?

[delicate raptor]

My rpg plays around with other people

[sly atlas]

If u see a heavy riding the rpg just run

[gritty carbon]

ive yet to even be a victim of such a combo

[wooden kestrel]

Yea big friggin revolver

[delicate raptor]

Yeah bro, it's so strong

[hollow topaz]

alr ill be trying that ty

[static hound]

RPG RAAAAHHHHHH

[scarlet glade]

yeh, w8ing for nerfs for it

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/may-the-4th-gif-4485159726167183104

[tulip forge]

i don't hate cod but its a mindless shooter
that only gets you so far in this game.

playing around the destruction is the name of this game

[hollow topaz]

they nerfed the winch brf titan combo tho, what should I play with it?

[obtuse lance]

You better pray you never get matched with me

[scarlet glade]

winch

[wooden kestrel]

It is difficult to use at times tho it has a slow ads and does require some higher aim but if u can hit the shots your gonna be winning

[gritty carbon]

likewise ^-^

[sly atlas]

Winch-shak 50

[static hound]

nah I WANNA GET MATCHED AGAINST YOU

[obtuse lance]

Im the reason 6 million lights died in 1940

[scarlet glade]

if u hate lights then play winch

[static hound]

🫤

[tulip forge]

we could use a newcomers playlist or mode forsure. but as it is. most of the playerbase left has a decent amount of hours like 500 min

you are gonna get stomped for a while until you figure out how it works.

[gritty carbon]

i still have my trusty carrot

[brisk nebula]

yall i went 18-2 with the sword

[wooden kestrel]

Yea really just anything with winch aside from mgl and minigun

[sly atlas]

Nah uh uh I still escape 1% of the time

[static hound]

get out

[hollow topaz]

is there a way to practice winch in the practice range

[obtuse lance]

Its sword

[brisk nebula]

why is it so overpowered 😭

[sly atlas]

Cuz its sword

[delicate raptor]

Goated bruh

[static hound]

cuz ur a light why would it not be

[wooden kestrel]

Because the devs don’t know how to balance melee

[brisk nebula]

true....

[delicate raptor]

You know how to balance melee?

[static hound]

u wouldnt go 18-2 round me boy this flamethrower would show u

[gritty carbon]

most of them dont even play

[tulip forge]

fight the bots
go to the left when you enter and practice on them

that said, the best way to pracitce is in an actual match. if you get stomped who cares, learn from it
bots are only really good for an aim warmup.

[delicate raptor]

Shoot the guy running towards you

[scarlet glade]

there are 3 npcs running around outaide shooting range, 1 in house, 1 on top of it, 1 in forest, also there are different challenges in there

[brisk nebula]

last night i went against a full heavy team with flamethrowers, that same match i just so happened to be trying sword

[wooden kestrel]

They shouldn’t be changing the damage values because that throws off ttks too much since they’re slow hitting, they should be changing the speed because that would get it right where it needs to be

[hollow topaz]

alr guys ty for the help, have a good day

[brisk nebula]

it did not end well for me

[static hound]

and they all dug in u with the flamethrower

[tulip forge]

since the bots don't use the destruction they are really only good for aim training

[scarlet glade]

to do the challengez go to the black door in there

[sly atlas]

Make V9s Automatic

[rapid girder]

M

[brisk nebula]

i got flambéed bro 😭

[delicate raptor]

You scumbag

[wooden kestrel]

Put da switch on it, auto clicker

[static hound]

good boy

[scarlet glade]

no

[rapid girder]

Lame

[sly atlas]

Controller 😭

[brisk nebula]

i play medium and heavy aswell, i dont rlly main a contestant

[static hound]

i main heavy

[wooden kestrel]

Console got mnk support recently

[scarlet glade]

sword can beat flamer btw

[brisk nebula]

not when theres three of them 😭

[static hound]

in some circumstances

[sly atlas]

Oh
Welp ill be going to the store today

[brisk nebula]

i use lockbolt, winch claw and sledge for heavy, famas for medium, and sword or the starter SMG for light

[scarlet glade]

true

just hit all 3 with 1 lunge and spam it

[sly atlas]

Yes

[wooden kestrel]

I’m pretty sure yea, it was in season 8 changelog

[brisk nebula]

literally all of the melee weapons are somewhat good EXCEPT dual blades

[rapid girder]

Make flame thrower semi auto

[obtuse lance]

What

[unreal arrow]

Kael could never

[rapid girder]

My heart goes out to you

[tulip forge]

get something decent
don't just buy a 20$ combo
invest in some quality stuff. doesn't have to be expensive but do some research
a bad keyboard and especially mouse will be worse then a controller

[wooden kestrel]

Is that a light

[gritty carbon]

yes

[tulip forge]

yeah

[tulip forge]

spear is pretty cheeks on anything other then powershift

[wooden kestrel]

Imagine that with a minigun or big modeled weapon

[sly atlas]

We can agree that Most light players dont know how to play the class (not saying anyone in here)

[tulip forge]

you don't have to imagine #⚡┇the-finals-chat message

[stiff kernel]

I'm always around Eve

[obtuse lance]

Me asf

[wooden kestrel]

They need to watch neon gutz, I’ve learned how to play from his vids and I can do decently on light