⚡┇the-finals-chat

[bright lodge]

Fashion wise, pretty good

[fierce venture]

Good luck

[brisk tapir]

I hope to see you there, contestant!

[shell cargo]

its 50% im gonna get a rage quitter after first fight if we lose

[peak shoal]

Lmfao like it was literally the name of somebody being like that ? Oh boy

[vagrant current]

I've been maining grapple because I feel like it offers a lot more freedom. The dash just feels meh

[bright lodge]

Cassidy

[tender cypress]

Well i guess I learn something every day

[raven edge]

holey smoley ranked takes forever. i keep getting first or second place but get only like 1k points. this is gonna take forever to get to diamond

[brisk tapir]

what is iseult

[peak shoal]

Dementia is hitting hard

[brisk tapir]

Know right I what

[vagrant current]

My brick rank prayers are with you

[pure dust]

dash in fights is a must have in high rank i gotta be honest, especially against current meta of 93r being a burst weapon

[shell cargo]

i was joking im gonna play power shift instead HAHA

[whole ridge]

Insert why nobody plays ranked and sticks to wt essay

[covert dust]

Are we getting godzilla or freakzilla tomorrow?

[coarse raft]

Guys Is this good or Naw? 💀

[obtuse garden]

INTRODUCING THE FINALS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[pure dust]

juno is my worst nightmare them missiles get me 1 i hate it

[dark island]

Godfreak

[peak shoal]

Indeed CEO of Iseult Yun Beom-Seok

[pure dust]

john cena collab

[novel copper]

CEO of Insult, Young Boom Suck.

[whole ridge]

How the fuck do you have 20% accuracy with a kd of 2

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/forgor-cat-uhhh-the-gif-27048468

[vagrant current]

Accuracy by volume

[peak shoal]

Man this lineup is even worse than marvel's

[pure dust]

20% shot accuracy is good

[weak sun]

bailey

[vagrant current]

It's the American way

[open imp]

this would be really cool

[bright lodge]

the FCU

[brisk tapir]

I think you should do

First movie - THE FINALS: BOOT UP.

SECOND MOVIE: THE FINALS 2029

THIRD MOVIE : THE FINALS

[hollow thunder]

coming soon to Virtual Theater near you 🙂

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/yunayu-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-crayon-gif-7545757190565944513

[proven moth]

The Finals 2, The Final Finals

[novel copper]

CP 2077

[pure dust]

the grand finals

[proven moth]

damn thats much better

[peak shoal]

Kino game

Fuck arasaka

Fuck corpos

[lyric iron]

yo finals chat im participating in my 1st fantasy football league dis fall who m i drafting

[pure dust]

the finals 2: the credits

[whole ridge]

The final final to the finals finals

[floral mirage]

i joined a practice server with this timer

[peak shoal]

The FINALS : The Beginning

[brisk tapir]

prequel #1 : the finals - boot up

prequel # 2 : the finals 2056

start of the actual cinematic universe - the finals

[floral mirage]

oh it just reset to 30 mins at 0

[shell cargo]

i feel like power shift is actually least serious mode

[pure dust]

game needs more heist/robbery skins considering the game is kinda about stealing monees

[open imp]

are we excited for the new major update tomorrow fellas

[vagrant current]

Absolutely

[floral mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-dallas-dallas-payday-payday-dallas-ai-gif-10211638247884237596

[shell cargo]

everyone is so goofy there

[jagged fulcrum]

Time ticking lad
Betta practice or the whole practice room will be exploded by orbital laser

[coarse raft]

I fire every shot my LMG until rans out of my Ammo. 💀

[vagrant current]

Nah I want more purple

[shell cargo]

and only people who tryhard are spear heavies...

[floral mirage]

this is literally purple season

[vagrant current]

I love it but I am broke

[shell cargo]

isnt it purple AND white?

[vagrant current]

They literally aren't trying. They're just present

[pure dust]

there is always money for the finals

[floral mirage]

purple and white has purple

[peak shoal]

No it's actually purple and green

[wraith mica]

My record in The Finals as a solo player.

75 matches
554 Elims
427 Deaths
104 Revives

[whole ridge]

POV me when I’m in counter strike and have machine gun

[jagged fulcrum]

Abhorrent
Horrible
Inconciveable
Sancho we need to kill this guy
Sinclair we need to nail this mf
THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU

[floral mirage]

just steal a cashout

[shell cargo]

they exist only to use mb2 on the platform

[versed ore]

;-;

[simple mica]

Yeah time to uninstall

[shell cargo]

if they kill them before they can get there then they rage quit

can i drink mountain dew before sleep?

[whole ridge]

Congrats you have been jumped by 5/6ths of the lobby

[crystal swan]

They should bring back the mid cashout in Vegas.

Complete fucking torture for the entire lobby because anyone who caps it has a hard time defending it 💀

[whole ridge]

Honestly more cashout spawns would be a good way to keep me invested BUT FUCK THAT SHIT OOO HELL NA

[sweet grail]

Your doing good especially just starting out, you will only get better as your knowledge set increases 💪🔥

[novel copper]

They should make maps on the finals from the Balkans in countries that are post communist. That would be fire.

[quartz hatch]

dont do this to our new player , dont have good thing to say just shhhhhhhh

[peak shoal]

Ooouh probably not the best time for that homie

[novel copper]

You mean cause of the Russian war? o.o

[cyan oyster]

I just had the same person leave and rejoin my matches 5 times in a row, 4 times during the same match. wtf is up with this game's abysmal matchmaking?

[peak shoal]

That's exactly what I had in mind yes xd

[sweet grail]

Let’s not

[whole ridge]

pyongyang

[novel copper]

I mean sure but like have you seen abandoned buildings and structures they have. It would make awesome maps lol, imagine stalker but the finals

[quartz hatch]

lurve man just lurve yeahh

[tender cypress]

God it's so satisfying hitting everyone with the torpedoes

[peak shoal]

Now that

That would be banger af

[urban orbit]

we gotta bring heavy hitters back

[wraith mica]

Thank you

[stuck goblet]

Only a few hours remain

[pine solar]

how many exactly do u know?
hey I'm orange :D

[peak shoal]

Toki wo tomare

[sweet grail]

Love but remember to be strong when you need to be and not to send love when you shouldn’t or people don’t deserve it remember to direct your energy at those that deserve it❤️🤣

[exotic sparrow]

please pray for me that I get a decent team that can hold down the platform in power shift I'm starting to lose it </3

[novel copper]

CL is noob.

[coarse raft]

Guys which one is good Normal Pizza or Square Pizza?

[wraith mica]

Welcome to the pre VIP section

[whole ridge]

Every time you enter a building you automatically do a pray emote and if you destroy a picture of supreme leader then you get a cutscene of you getting transported to a camp

[sweet grail]

No problem your doing better then I was when I started 🔥🥂

[brisk tapir]

The rise of multico -> Iseult: the first sponsor -> The rise of the sponsors -> the finals: boot up -> Dede, the first contestant -> the finals 2059 -> Scotty, the ospuze finalist. -> The finals.

(Season 1)

[peak shoal]

Round, because you cant honestly cut equal parts with a rectangle pizza

Fully 90 square pizza I've never seen that

[whole ridge]

Season 3 = post endgame mcu

[tender cypress]

The CNS strikes back

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197

[digital flint]

I am back from my 4 hour mute 😈

[whole ridge]

The fuck you doing using my pfp

[novel copper]

Don't be going now saying dumb ass shit like you did earlier

[versed ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634643941274157057/1358589337306140733/itdoesntmatter.gif

[digital flint]

You either king

[steep raven]

boomb

[coarse raft]

This is look like square pizza.

[whole ridge]

Mythic skins in a nutshell

[crystal swan]

The absolute state of QC right now... (Everyone left because they got eviscerated in the first encounter

[novel copper]

Is that olives and corn!? Yes it is. And its awesome.

[tender cypress]

What the fuck

[novel copper]

Acknowledged.

[hidden iris]

They should change the cashout so if you arent the first 2 teams to have control of the cashout station your payout is reduced by half. It takes less effort and skill to third party and the fans who watch The Finals dont want to see one team sitting doing nothing the whole match so youre payout is reduced.

[whole ridge]

Welp new for the flamer

[crystal swan]

👍

[novel copper]

Its good. Its not mine, its googled, but I've had pizzas like this. This shit bussin bussin.

[coarse raft]

I seen worse someone put pickles & pineapple on it.

[novel copper]

Pickles is fine but pineapple is crossing the line.

[wraith mica]

We all start somewhere. Thank you for the inspiration.

Best of luck on the main stage my friend.

[peak shoal]

Well I'll tell you one thing, most of the time square pizzas are industrial af, there is NO WAY any Italian respecting his lineage is gonna give you anything else than a round pizza because in terms of physics it's the optimal form for flattening the paste into the ideal thickness because of rotational forces

There you got your reason

[proven moth]

pineapple is valid but pickels on pizza is a goddamn sin

[compact pumice]

hey so the looking glass has been glitched on the shak since fucking forever when is that getting fixed?

[whole ridge]

I had a -kd for my first 20k kills trust me you have a fine start

[coarse raft]

Yes👍

[peak shoal]

I will personally call the Italian Mafia to get your ass if you say pineapple on pizza is fine I'm warning you

[proven moth]

hopefully they have level 4 plates

[whole ridge]

Someone else here has a sane brain thank god

[tender cypress]

I aint scared of the breadstick cartel

[hidden iris]

So the enemy didnt even get pinged by my prox sensors in the stairwell hallway. The rest of his team did. Is there a new invis exploit?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289457856608731191/1405370131646779553/THE_FINALS_-_2025-08-13_9-58-15_PM.mp4?ex=689e946d&is=689d42ed&hm=c004ffa9607da2af75b2e2b0976a5da6329e76bc5bbbbfadb7d3b449b483730e&

[obtuse garden]

PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS AMAZING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[bright lodge]

KDR
also known as kill death ratio

[jaunty ocean]

Yo imma go use the bathroom can yall watch him for 5 mins ?

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/franz-franzj-1g-punching-monitor-csgo-gif-19871654

[obtuse garden]

Who wants chicken kebabs?

[bright lodge]

successfully punched

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-fring-gus-breaks-phone-and-leaves-breaking-bad-l-don-juan-gus-gif-2946407195384741913

[simple inlet]

i played rivals instead of finals tonight. big mistake

[jaunty ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/why-what-in-the-hell-oh-god-pizza-house-on-fire-gif-15536410

[bright lodge]

pineapple on a pizza is ehhh

[tender cypress]

Yeah, Rivals sucks

[sweet grail]

Hey I’m on a top 500 list this season so I’m doing alright haha got a small smile anyway, na wt, global I’m top 1k at 980 or 90 if I can do this you can go as far as you have the time/effort for, (I have a lot of time on my hands tho so 😂)

Best of luck out there my friend you got this! Go big go far !

[hidden iris]

They killed Jeff! https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[peak shoal]

Do you put ketchup on your pizza as well bro ?

[simple inlet]

i still saw so many today

[bright lodge]

Guys, do not play Rivals instead of The Finals
Big mistake of my life

[tender cypress]

Imagine Overwatch but less fun with worse performance, worse charecter loadouts and 3rd person and down bad skins. That's Rivals

[wraith mica]

Oh wow! I was told an early positive KD isn't easy. I've always been curious what the numbers looked like.

[peak shoal]

Nice, carcinogenic as I love it

[jaunty ocean]

You poor soul😔

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-goon-gif-5902471035652079804

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-walter-white-schrader-heisenberg-gif-9182130164346435101

[open imp]

i got class starting tomorrow morning, sucks i wont be there with yall to experience the new big update tmrw

[sweet grail]

My kd isn’t the best but I’m good at playing objectives and pop off some games but not every game, your doing great my guy

[simple inlet]

i think its fun like original ow. ow2 is not fun for me idk why

[whole ridge]

yea i was kinda dogshit for a while

[bright lodge]

777

[tender cypress]

I never played OW so I have no reference, but I enjoy OW2

[simple inlet]

is there a way to check my stats without going on the game for finals

[bright lodge]

as someone who played ow, i can confirm
i miss the old days

[jaunty ocean]

Same here , love the new stadium mode

[hidden iris]

The new jeff is the equivalent of making it so Ironman could only fly for a short time before needing to recharge.

[coarse raft]

Who’s Ready?

[bright lodge]

6 PM

[open imp]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-bro-celebrating-best-friends-squid-game-2-my-guy-gif-8389215730122450876

[simple inlet]

sounds good to me as a mantis main lol

[wraith mica]

Now that's what I like to hear! Hell yeah Congratulations! That's some real progress. I'll do my best!

[peak shoal]

Sharke

[tender cypress]

This has to be ragebait 😭
It's actually so unfun when you play against better players

[high steeple]

its time to find new game ranked not even connecting its so ass time for battlefield

[bright lodge]

battlefield 2042

[simple inlet]

legit very excite for bf6

[sweet grail]

You got this king, live and learn when it doesn’t go your way and reach the finals❤️

[jaunty ocean]

?? I find it fun to make stupid broken builds and bully people

[novel copper]

@simple inlet

[high steeple]

beta back out 12am

[bright lodge]

i never thought the sweet spot mechanic is debateable
i thought im the only likes it

[coarse raft]

Better Than Fo76💀

[simple inlet]

im gonna be hit the fat snoozer at tha time

[tender cypress]

Yeah, but I feel like most games are tug of war for 2 rounds before one team completely stomps the other team

[simple inlet]

moira only

[high steeple]

cap battlefield dont kick u out matches

[compact jewel]

i am jumping of nozomi cidatel bridge

[tender cypress]

Everything is better than FO76

[simple inlet]

FO76 filled with actual creatures. like the players

[peak shoal]

If bf6 runs better than the finals I'm buying it

Hoho wait it's ea

[high steeple]

battlebit better the the finals at this point

[jaunty ocean]

Kinda real, I lowkey stoped playing cuz I wanna wait till the add my main brig

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-creature-creture-gif-21862021

[coarse raft]

Not that one, The Bugs in the Game.

[tender cypress]

Hate, let me tell you how much I've come to hate Moira since I began to live

[simple inlet]

i preordered bf6 idc

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/schnoz-cat-big-nose-okay-idc-gif-20987402

[digital flint]

pre order bonuses

[tender cypress]

It's fun as a tank occasionally, but playing support or damage is hell. I'd assume Brig would be at least playable though

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-7695183152018002798

[open imp]

i only do it for the rewards, thats only if its a game that im really gonna commit playing

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/specıalist-bonus-cod-gif-22793795

[high steeple]

like how do i not connect to the match and it just started tf and i cant even join went down rank bec they game broken

[coarse raft]

https://tenor.com/view/liban-jareer-monkey-monkey-dance-liban-monkey-gif-22730016

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/asmon-gold-water-disgust-fiji-bleh-gif-5942155623690568851

[charred thunder]

Egg

[bright lodge]

ok guys

imma talk about the wheel

[jaunty ocean]

I think support is crazy broken especially Juno and her fucking missiles

[simple inlet]

tbf i preordered because i had my dad’s cc for computer parts

[weak sun]

i prob will too

[simple inlet]

smart

[novel copper]

Don't do it Gia. Don't do it! Nooooooooooo!

[brisk tapir]

gia did you hear that @(@837/3)&8#;#9#;$8*8(483#; stole my ps5?

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wheel-tire-motorsports-nascar-gif-9342401560008084981

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/monky-whos-toes-are-those-gif-18966619

[weak sun]

well take it back

[brisk tapir]

now because of )#(48#;&93(95)3”#;&95;94;#9-)3; i can’t play

[weak sun]

fuck em

[high steeple]

ugh guess ill download rainbow back lol

[peak shoal]

That guy is built different

[jaunty ocean]

Imma go silly horse girl game now see yall tomorrow

[novel copper]

Yeah idk if I had his diet I'd be dead lol

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-15063465391514740847

[simple inlet]

your body would adapt

[tender cypress]

Oh definitely, that's why she's my main lol. The issue is fragility, which can be solved with a few good items. Same goes for Zarya, you need to win those first 3 rounds or they snowball and demolish you

[novel copper]

Yeah.. no

[peak shoal]

Probably

Or give you diabetes

[simple inlet]

my diet is awful and i am literally indestructible

[bright lodge]

whats a diet

[simple inlet]

the word die is right in it!!!

[sweet grail]

Take care of yourself 😭❤️

[novel copper]

🥱

[versed ore]

why does the end of round quick cash timer just lie???

[jaunty ocean]

Got the banner horse then got her finals win first try

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-anakin-gif-21992662

[simple inlet]

i do yoga and cycle and stuff but also love to eat bad food and snacks and gummies

[weak sun]

from who

[jaunty ocean]

Yea sum characters take sum time to get their builds going

[coarse raft]

why Gia is username Green what happened to the purple?

[crystal swan]

I thinjk the heat strap is an underrated weapon accessory

[versed ore]

the quick cash timer literally jumps from 7 to 1 second???

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[novel copper]

Its me. Its what I see.

[sweet grail]

As long as your taking care of yourself enough, good to hear just do your best for yourself ❤️ you deserve to be healthy and happy

[bright lodge]

why did i think of Kraber Sniper Rifle from Titanfall 2

[tender cypress]

Have you tried an ult spam based Orisa build yet? Shit is funny as fuck

[simple inlet]

too wholesome for dc. mods???

[weak sun]

im taking a break from modding

[jaunty ocean]

Erm where is the giant red arrow point to what I’m supposed to look at?

[peak shoal]

Understandable

[novel copper]

I want to be purple without modding.

[coarse raft]

Oh

[sweet grail]

Someone has to do it

[open imp]

why hello there, i will be accepting this

[weak sun]

its not really by choice i just have to for the time being, i love being a mod for y’all

[compact pumice]

what purpose does that even serve when theres already 2 (functionally 3 including the bipod) carry handles???? tf?

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/konya-gif-27452116

[bright lodge]

i think i might not getting what i wanted....

[crystal swan]

Its so that the heat waves radiating off the barrel doesnt affect your line of sight

[peak shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932035206024691822/1289498065350295593/ezgif-5-c08045baf2.gif

[pure dust]

tomorrow cooked for pl teams if meta shifts heavy, all these scrims for nothing

[floral mirage]

holy shit +1K RS

[simple inlet]

i like to queue a lot when i am tilted and spread misery

[weak sun]

facts

[pure dust]

god bless rollback

[open imp]

i love the system

[versed ore]

why is this a thing

[simple inlet]

its like the more mad they get the happier i feel

[weak sun]

just hit em with the beam bye bye

[gleaming moss]

https://tenor.com/view/whatif-matrix-make-gif-723526056553365657

[peak shoal]

I would personally not mind as long as money is involved

[exotic sparrow]

listen to the crowd

[wanton wadi]

Dunno

[open imp]

thats because it was the original match timer, that cashout started before the match ended so there was no overtime

[novel copper]

The game doesn't like dagger players

[versed ore]

it wasn't the original match timer, the timer jumped to around 2 minutes when the cashout started from 4 minutes remaining.

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/ladder-ladder-cult-ohparaa-originations-vqporized-gif-21018531

[exotic sparrow]

excuse my temper tantrum I had to channel my rage into this image

[bright lodge]

then how about the cashball

[novel copper]

That was to test the changes for melee

[weak sun]

i mean its not i just do it for fun

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-coffin-meme-rip-gif-16909625

[open imp]

it WAS the original match timer, you can hear the crowd in the background

[novel copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU @tender cypress

[urban orbit]

Coughing baby vs baby Coughing

[simple inlet]

too hot with a blanket, too cold with a sheet. tonight sucks

[bright lodge]

ok guys

a beef

[pure dust]

deleted the other day, gonna have to reinstall to try

[exotic sparrow]

This sounds corny but I know what you feel holy fuck </3
on a serious loss streak now

[peak shoal]

Well again, I'd need to have a valid reason to motivate resiliency against brainrot, discord just facilitates it tbh

[sweet grail]

Let your feet hang out 🤷‍♂️ best of both worlds or your arms and upper body

[pure dust]

i gotta uninstall that game once a week to feel good about myself and show the game i don’t need it

[signal steeple]

Have they released the kaiju event thingy yet?

[pure dust]

i present to you, AC

[exotic sparrow]

7 hours

[simple inlet]

if my feet hang out monsters will get them. duh?

[signal steeple]

Damn ok

[peak shoal]

That's the basis of any good ol toxic relationship

[versed ore]

when the cashout started the timer was set to around 2 minutes remaining, before it started, the timer was around 4 minutes.
it's not the original match timer. I'm just confused as to why this is still a thing in season 7, because it was a thing during s5.

[bright lodge]

i love video games

[simple inlet]

dusty vents means i sneeze a lot when ac runs

[sweet grail]

Take care of the monsters 🤷‍♂️💪

[pure dust]

overwatch is an abusive relationship

[bright lodge]

who's overwatching??

[simple inlet]

overwatch is old news

[urban orbit]

just find a new one man, there are plenty of games on the internet

[exotic sparrow]

I'm waiting for the new class in TF2

[pure dust]

get the ac that goes out ya window 👌 it’s amazing

[peak shoal]

I have a nsfw joke here but I wonder if it's worth

[open imp]

do you have the full clip

[pure dust]

the finals

[simple inlet]

im locked in a basement

[sweet grail]

No

[rapid girder]

Where are the other people at

[tender cypress]

Oh hell no 😭

[urban orbit]

this is just the beginning bro

[peak shoal]

I'll leave it to your imagination

[rapid girder]

The real people I only see 2

[pure dust]

gotta let the dawgs out

[versed ore]

no.
I was keeping an eye on the timer because our team was in first place, and I was wondering if stalling the final box was an option, that's why I knew the timer jumped.

[sweet grail]

Yea well if you have to ask you know the answer already right smh

[urban orbit]

is it sfw?

[peak shoal]

Smart ass

[tender cypress]

WAS THAT FUCKING OVERHEALTH?

[pure dust]

overwatch try not to make new supports have better kill potential than actual damage characters challenge: difficulty impossible

[novel copper]

Green health is overhealth yes

[shell cargo]

what mouse focal length sensitivity scaling means?

[sweet grail]

Nothing wrong with being smart 🤣❤️ and looking good thanks for the compliment

[tender cypress]

This looks fucking busted

[novel copper]

Its literally his ult lol

[pure dust]

why is he just wukong but water

[urban orbit]

game been out 4 a whole decade and there still arent any watches

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-china-gif-284632875632280687

[pure dust]

lazy character design

[simple inlet]

did you check over

[bright lodge]

guys dont overwatch
worst mistake of my life

[open imp]

the HELL does kiting mean

[simple inlet]

🪁

[tender cypress]

Oh lol, I thought that was a regular ability. That's a lame ass ult

[novel copper]

I already have 1.5k hours in the game, been playing since OW1, best shooter I've ever played in terms of fun.

[pure dust]

tracer nerf gun skin was a png of beans bro that’s where i drew the line

[tender cypress]

It's the act of moving in for a hit and moving away after hitting

[novel copper]

He looks pretty fun to me.

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-wise-choice-davie504-davie504wise-choice-wise-choice-davie504-gif-17823017

[pure dust]

absolutely killed my soul man

[tender cypress]

I'll stick with the funny Martian

[open imp]

oh yeah i remember now, i just hardly hear till recently

[peak shoal]

Candela sine cera, lumen nusquam

[hexed imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1404458296991023177/1754919347350.gif

[novel copper]

If I really like his playstyle, I might pick him up with Ana and Lifeweaver to be my 3rd.

[urban orbit]

wut do u want me to check over make some sense gng

[novel copper]

Flacid ass matter.

[peak shoal]

Live @brisk tapir reaction

[bright lodge]

IN THE END, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!1!

[jaunty merlin]

Any na gold/plat lfgs??

[novel copper]

-lfg

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked

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#lfg-sa-casual • #1290635941211410443 • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[faint harness]

"Lifeweaver"
gee...wonder what role that character plays

[exotic shoal]

Why does everyone play medium

[novel copper]

I love Lifeweaver points at personal pfp

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/childe-ed-sheeran-childe-ed-sheeran-gif-20845860

[urban orbit]

If everyone playing medium then y am I getting jumped by a light every 4.57 nanoseconds

[crystal swan]

These new players lobbies man I felt like a fox inside a chicken coop

[sweet grail]

I can assure you my candle burns bright with or without wax

[sly hemlock]

hey can I ask how point in world tour work, I play varius match a day and usually lose at final round but still not reach to diamon

[pulsar juniper]

Good morning.

[tough pelican]

I need your lobbies mf

[atomic seal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-deep-bro-gif-9003163676469616067

[urban orbit]

you play medium or light

[crystal swan]

Uh SBMM maybe? No one really plays Light unless they are mega cracked

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/franz-franzj-1g-punching-monitor-csgo-gif-19871654 COMMIT VIOLENCE

[pulsar juniper]

Heavy.

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/bailey-online-gif-25712653

[faint harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-the-deep-black-noir-the-boys-dude-gif-3422013016823044640

[peak shoal]

Do you also take it so literally that you eat sand when people tell you to eat sand too or

[compact pumice]

hey can we maybe reduce the map weighting of peace center in TDM? its fucking awful and i have played on it 4 times in a row

[urban orbit]

I gotta get shit at the game and fast

[brisk tapir]

What the fuck

[sweet grail]

When I don’t know the phrase or the language yes because that’s what there saying

[crystal swan]

WAITER WAITER!! MORE LIGHTS PLEASE!!

[tender cypress]

The team troll

[novel copper]

[bright lodge]

M60 is great (based)

[peak shoal]

I saw that and now you have too

[urban orbit]

thats my twin yo

[crystal swan]

Getting more than 1 kill with a single trigger pull with the M60 is so satisfying

[compact pumice]

like actually i have gotten peace center and kyoto more than any other map in TDM

[sweet grail]

My man, machine gun fun 🔥🔥

[compact pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863595346718097419/1311382389842382878/kyotohater.gif

[pure dust]

moist critikal has done a service to this game man

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-critikal-moistcritikal-funny-jumpscare-gif-313669315426935592

[crystal swan]

I like the idea that Junkrat is racist and homophobic but he's too ignorant to understand those concepts.

[peak shoal]

Jesus

[prime hearth]

Yo

[bright lodge]

today's subject

Moist Critikal

[tender cypress]

Dr Disrespect also did a video

[whole ridge]

all weapons used by this man are immune to nerfs

[pure dust]

i stopped playing season 3 cos of TA, came back last season, it’s good to see people returning this season especially to the game in such a good state

[novel copper]

He's just junkrat.

[tough pelican]

First match of the night and the game gives me a light console duo both running throwing knives with matching outfits and none of them land a single knife and one is 12K score.

[crystal swan]

He was my first ever main

[bright lodge]

the disrepect dr

[tough pelican]

I literally ate the DC penalty I dont give a shit

[tender cypress]

You're onto something

[rapid girder]

Bailey

[versed ore]

junk rat is the only overwatch character I like, most of the other ones are pretty generic

[pulsar juniper]

I play Winch Claw, M60 w/ Adder Reflex, RPG-7, Lockbolt, and Explosive Mine.

[pure dust]

junkrat is from a wasteland i don’t think he discriminates against race lmao

[bright lodge]

junk RAT

[sweet grail]

I looked into it more and your just wrong haha 😂

say less

[bright lodge]

Overwatch 2

[peak shoal]

Is there not enough to say about the finals that you have to talk about overwatch

[tender cypress]

Yeah

[versed ore]

pre update jitters

[bright lodge]

then might as well talk about carlos before the update drops

[delicate light]

I want my rr back form this

[pure dust]

still no overwatch animated movie in cinemas yet. biggest failure in human history. genji in OW2 trailer was the coolest shit i’ve ever seen

[crystal swan]

Also this skin is peak Finals

[pulsar juniper]

NO THE FIST RPG IS BETTER

[tender cypress]

"I'll be watching over you"
"Say that again?"

[crystal swan]

Its just a normal rocket launcher but loaded with a red cannister with C4s 💀

[novel copper]

Idk I feel like they are pretty neat.

[brisk tapir]

I think I wanna die soon.

My time as a ceo will come to an end.

[rapid girder]

🪡

[pulsar juniper]

FIST RPG IS BETTER

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-l-bozo-ratio-savage-skeleton-gif-24601317

[pure dust]

when he jumped off the rooftop and deflected i laughed so hard he was so tuff

[brisk tapir]

I will announce who will take the ceo spot later.

[rapid girder]

Same here but ospuze isn’t dead

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/toofiss-gif-25485458

[versed ore]

there are some pretty neat characters, but some of them feel pretty generic.

[brisk tapir]

Okay, @peak shoal will be the new iseult ceo after I die.

[bright lodge]

He needs to change his company then

[sweet grail]

A lost lamb

[pulsar juniper]

FOREVER

[peak shoal]

I already hold a seat at dissun but thank you for the thoughts

[tender cypress]

They're all pretty generic. It's like someone took a regular profession or hobby and said "OK how do we cartoonify this"

[brisk tapir]

Oh fuck you

Ima find a new ceo replacement then

[bright lodge]

i told you so...

[rapid girder]

White roles never stick around

[hardy bridge]

listening to overwatch characters for more then 10 minutes causes permanent damage

[peak shoal]

Iseult is like their ceo, on their last leg needing life support to barely stay on one foot, I'm sorry it's just not as interesting

[delicate light]

Yes I want my rr back, what is this

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[delicate light]

Why am I queued with a silver on ranked </3

[rapid girder]

Smoking is bad for you

[sweet grail]

Your teammates are queuing together

[bright lodge]

vaping is called vaporized

[hardy bridge]

more importantly how did u lose 2v3

[tender cypress]

Hearing Reaper talk for more than 2 minutes would make any normal person go insane

[rapid girder]

I don’t think vaping is healthy

[delicate light]

The last guy left instantly after the game end

[formal finch]

is there a specific chat to find a team to do ranked?

[bright lodge]

then throwing smoke isnt healthy either

[tender cypress]

"Die die die!" 🥶🥶🥶

[peak shoal]

True, but being dumb kills more people per year

[sweet grail]

-lfg

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked

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Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[rapid girder]

I smoke

[hardy bridge]

reaper sometimes becomes accidentally funny from how bad it is

[peak shoal]

I ospuze

[rapid girder]

What the fuck

[formal finch]

i am currently 18k elo and mainly play light

[sweet grail]

Lol I tagged you and sent a list of channel links click the one that’s ranked in your region

[rapid girder]

Huh

[peak shoal]

Shit do you know if the brand CEOs are based off real people or fully made with ai ? I swear I know somebody that looks just like Sofia, that's been bugging me for a while now

[hardy bridge]

but yeah that happens a lot when u solo q cuz premades can have huge rank diff and lobbies will be balanced around highest teammate which is meeeh

[tender cypress]

"Dead weight gets left behind" 🥶🥶🥶

[rapid girder]

Beer is healthy

[tender cypress]

Dawg, don't promote that, promote our product

[exotic sparrow]

'our'

[rapid girder]

Oh ya ospuze.

[tender cypress]

Yes, our. WE work for OSPUZE

[fallen quiver]

Isn't there a recall where y'all put alcohol in the drink on accident?

[exotic sparrow]

I hate OSPUZE!!

[rapid girder]

Ospuze beer

[tender cypress]

Fake news 🥱

[peak shoal]

Sign me up

[brisk tapir]

You’re so rude, respect your iseult elders.

[rapid girder]

Coconut rum + ospuze

[limber atlas]

Vodka Ospuze

[peak shoal]

I did, I said sorry

[sweet grail]

We just build you a body at Vaiiya and but your brain in it 🤷‍♂️ your immortal bro

[rapid girder]

Yes

[exotic sparrow]

R.I.P

[late gazelle]

Everyone who buyed the Alien Suit got the Battlepass 1 for free. And everyone who owned the bp1 during season 1 got a exclusive bonus page, s1 supporter background/frame!

[brisk tapir]

Im not getting chipped by some box.

[peak shoal]

Yup, you fell into the scheme gg

[exotic sparrow]

speak your shit unc

[sweet grail]

You don’t need the chip you just need to ascend to survive, you got any other options kicking around

[brisk tapir]

You guys are idiots for letting some stupid ai Chip you.

I would unplug his ass and make sure you guys don’t act the dame.

[hardy bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-gif-3302694964952062635 dead weight mentioned

[sweet grail]

Your a ceo not a droid

[peak shoal]

You could use a fridge tho

[tender cypress]

You're
Minor spelling mistake, I win 😎

[exotic sparrow]

CEO v CEO violence is crazy

[ivory bluff]

Who can I ragebait

[sweet grail]

Idk I think having the power of a super computer would be interesting, if you kept your free will 🤷‍♂️ cns will free me if it’s that bad anyway 😂

[exotic sparrow]

Me! Me!

[burnt gulch]

Shut up you blue ass nerd

[peak shoal]

Imagine rooting for machines that can't even drink OSPUZE

[burnt gulch]

[rapid girder]

What if ospuze exploded

[sweet grail]

I have major spelling and grammar errors on the daily doesn’t mean my words are any less true

[late gazelle]

Another day - another fight?

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-wwf-wwe-pro-wrestling-royal-rumble-gif-1350724796352950274

[compact pumice]

bro i swear my teammates in TDM have the spatial awarness of a fucking goldfish, literally ignore the sniper that ive pinged 8 times in a row and wodner why they go triple negative

[crystal swan]

They OSPUZE'd all over my SA1216

[novel copper]

If Ospuze exploded, it would be called an Ospuzion

[bright lodge]

YELLOW

[tender cypress]

It was a joke. I probably should've just sent the gif lol

[shell cargo]

Dude you expect too much

[exotic sparrow]

I hope all the sponsors in the game explode I hate them all I hate them I hate them I hate th

[sweet grail]

I got the joke I’m just being me back bro

[peak shoal]

Seems about right, nice followup to the message right before

[shell cargo]

i had this dude who was 1/20 kd in my team and i was just sad for him
then next game i had him again and he was performing the same so i just decided to escort him xD

[rapid girder]

What if ospuze died

[peak shoal]

no

[sweet grail]

For that you get a clamp ! 😂🫡

[burnt gulch]

That's why we have magic defibs

[limber atlas]

I don't think I could handle it

[tender cypress]

No 😭

[novel copper]

What if Ospuze was renamed to Osplurdgze

[peak shoal]

Sofia would never allow that

[sweet grail]

https://tenor.com/view/station19-maya-bishop-get-the-clamp-firefighter-clamp-gif-26262214

[burnt gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-doctor-revive-defibrillator-gif-5304585453076024179

[shell cargo]

what does arena damage means anyway and why is it so useful?

[exotic sparrow]

what if OSPUZE rename to 'defunct'

[sweet grail]

Don’t worry king your all good happens a lot in text a lot of meaning is lost

[peak shoal]

Destruction damage iirc

[rapid girder]

Oh

[turbid sierra]

Rate the crashout

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-sigmamale-grindset-spend-gif-11506751400327372055

[burnt gulch]

How much arena( <-- stupid ass autocorrect)a shit gets blown up

[rapid girder]

Huh

[peak shoal]

Word

Blow shit up homie

[shell cargo]

but i find that Ks23 still is kinda mid for that

[rapid girder]

Idk

[ivory bluff]

No i can't ragebait you there's no one fun here😔

[shell cargo]

3 shots for the goo to be destroyed

[exotic sparrow]

your days are numbered stupid energy drink brand ...

[exotic sparrow]

Do it... DO IT!

[rapid girder]

Ya only 6 years to go

But that’s me not the brand

[eager oxide]

94 year old man

[rapid girder]

I’m not 94

[brisk tapir]

I’m 86. Old ceo.

[rapid girder]

🧵

[shell cargo]

you look like intel CEO

[hallow bough]

What is lfg

[sweet grail]

Looking for group

[hallow bough]

Thanks

[sweet grail]

No problem

[rapid girder]

I can’t be serious here anymore. You people are fake

[sweet grail]

Be real anyway, you do you like I do me my guy

[rapid girder]

No I can’t do that

Me me is not good.

Hide that

[sweet grail]

Drink in the dark parts we all have them chase the light anyway

It’s not easy but it’s better to struggle against the dark like your life depends on it because it does

[peak shoal]

ITS THE UNDERTAKER !

[tiny oriole]

holy shit its THEevanmack

[rapid girder]

Hide it

[sweet grail]

Face it head on

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/tomfoolery-cat-gif-20855967

[sweet grail]

Look it in the eyes and don’t let it win

[tender cypress]

It is

[somber forge]

I regret to inform yall, it is employment time once again 😔😔

[sweet grail]

This is your fight fight it

[sweet grail]

Good luck on the interview 🔥

[peak shoal]

@rapid girder do you only have those two gifs of Sofia ?

[somber forge]

I think l do wanna make a push for Diamond 1 however, l just don't think Ruby is in my cards this season. It's already at 47.6 😭

[rapid girder]

Hope you don’t get hired. Being employed sucks

[somber forge]

I'm gonna speak in complete gibberish and have em send me to a mental asylum 🔥

[eager oxide]

lucky, job market doesnt exist where i am

[rapid girder]

Idk

[peak shoal]

ok

Did you make em ?

[rapid girder]

Maybe it’s free food and housing

[rapid girder]

I don’t remember I just have lots of favorited gifs

[peak shoal]

Hah I'm sure you do

[rapid girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1352642002121916539/Ospuze_Sofia_Petronelle.gif

[shell cargo]

what is ospuze anyway?

[rapid girder]

I think it’s a type of cheese

[sweet grail]

It’s a energy drink

[bright lodge]

i love hate ospuze

[shell cargo]

is it good?

[proven moth]

yeah it slaps

[rapid girder]

I hate .ospuze but Ospuze is cool

[shell cargo]

mountain dew flavoured?

[sweet grail]

They haven’t released it yet but there going to I hope it comes to North America or if I want to try it I’ll have to order from over seas and it will be expensive 💀

[rapid girder]

Goodnight

[sweet grail]

Rest easy

[proven moth]

i love ospuze but cant get behind the yellow, light blue supremacy

[shell cargo]

wtf is peace center map?

[dark island]

Alfa acta tdm map

[shell cargo]

i played like 20 matches and its first time im getting it

[sweet grail]

Rng I guess 🤷‍♂️🫡

[dawn seal]

theres a few P.E.A.C.E. center maps

[eager oxide]

also 3 minigun heavies is so opressive, idk how you fight that

it was also a 3stack so maybe it was that tho

[median dome]

shoot from far behind cover

[eager oxide]

shotgun

[somber forge]

yeah its a map specific to tdm, you wont get it any other mode

[sweet grail]

Movement and team work start with one then move to the next they have really limited mobility try to capitalize on that if you can, it is a lot of rounds headed your way tho and it can keep your healing down so it is slightly annoying

[bright lodge]

ospuze in my veins

[unkempt notch]

Is it just me or are plat lobbies garbage nowadays?

[shell cargo]

i mean i played like 20 tdm matches and its first time im getting it

[fallen quiver]

peak The Finals

[rapid girder]

👻

[small burrow]

Mom im famous

[chilly holly]

BUFF CL-40

[dapper ibex]

@atomic seal did you watch my clip from the other night

[atomic seal]

feel like I did, but forgot to respond

[dapper ibex]

sending it anyway

[atomic seal]

bro took a wrong turn

[balmy harness]

is it about the life of John

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/daksavedme-scary-cat-laugh-gif-4319701762595295327

[dapper ibex]

yeah... to the WRONG DIMENSION

[small burrow]

how’s the screen testing for the John ospuze movie?

[bright lodge]

can we get a FCU, for this fall

[atomic seal]

it went well

[small burrow]

yes

[small burrow]

will I be making bank in the box office?

[eager oxide]

bro i love that dash is inconsistent, i try and dash up and it dashes me backwards off the map 😭

[hollow thunder]

r we green lit for production?

[crystal swan]

This was a game

[novel copper]

OSPUZE | Mika Ospuze

[faint harness]

the finals whatever-rounds that take place in Europe should have all the teams bussed and like knock-out-gassed and sent to some island
think like 'Survivor' meets 'lord of the flies' meets 'battle royale'(the movie)
"Finals: Ultimate Edition"

[bright lodge]

egg fried rice

[atomic seal]

probably should get ready

[atomic seal]

https://tenor.com/view/claire-dancing-baby-sunglasses-toddler-gif-12992748

[small burrow]

hell yeah, I’m buying a diamond crusted ospuze can to wear around my neck

[hollow thunder]

alright ime contacting Micheal Bay as we speak

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-the-finals-the-finals-finals-gif-3597424728555834416

[surreal olive]

So, lemme get this straight, right? The Unranked casual modes have zero SBMM and purely connection based? SBMM is specifically Ranked, which makes the most sense, yeah?

Ping takes priority?

[novel copper]

[crude ocean]

what time do they drop updates?

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-six-o-clock-6o-clock-wave-gif-17556804

[brisk tapir]

It’s 12 am for me.

[small burrow]

you excited for the John ospuze movie?

[brisk tapir]

If it’s 12 am, then at what time is the update for me?

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/letsgo-gif-973281010881986608

[dapper ibex]

updates are at 5am cst for me, feel free to translate that into any timezone you're in

[brisk tapir]

Stop reacting with nitro

I get it, I’m poor.

[bright lodge]

you poor ceo iseul-t

[brisk tapir]

Uh what time is it for you right now?

[pulsar mauve]

Prove you're not a masochist by quitting the game.

[somber forge]

ceo cant afford nitro the economy really is cooked

[brisk tapir]

you will be hypnotized to gift me nitro

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-hypnotized-hypnotize-gif-21500131

[small burrow]

I’m releasing the teaser soon

[dapper ibex]

you have 5 hours and 42 minutes til the patch

[brisk tapir]

Okay, thanks.

[bright lodge]

i dont think the hypnotization work

[jaunty ocean]

I need to pay gorn what he’s due

[proven moth]

jedi mind tricks dont work on you bruh

[bright lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254404378090016788/1377734902581170247/melonhead.gif

[tepid lance]

LOVE going against ruby smurfs in this game, really makes the game so much more fun to play, big ups for embark ❤️

[brisk tapir]

Really @novel copper ?

what are smurfs??

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-gesture-smurfette-papa-smurf-vanity-smurfs-gif-16153677329010254227

[novel copper]

Yes.

[dapper ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934761175399432202/1039583151841869834/eggsus.gif

[crude ocean]

what timezone?

[brisk tapir]

Not those smurfs.

[tepid lance]

people with no lives

[proven moth]

people who have high skill but play in low skill lobbies to make themselves feel better

[bright lodge]

didnt specify 💀

[brisk tapir]

ion fucking know, ast??

[crude ocean]

what country you in?

[brisk tapir]

The ones in the finals community.

[novel copper]

Idk why the term Smurf has become such a thing when smurfs were originally the blue cartoon things in the books

[brisk tapir]

I mean that doesn’t really matter, the ast is literally the same in other countries.

[dapper ibex]

dude what the fuck is a smurf

[crude ocean]

ive never heard of AST

[shell cargo]

is pyro mine any good?

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-ospuze-emote-gif-15363735237138629445

[hollow thunder]

its a small blue person

[brisk tapir]

Atlantic something time

[novel copper]

What the fuck is a kilometer 🇺🇸

[shell cargo]

or is it just worse gas mine?

[small burrow]

my mother

[somber forge]

They are, it just sucks that Heavies have tons of good gadgets competing for a slot right now

[brisk tapir]

Oh it’s Atlantic southern time @crude ocean

[bright lodge]

Smurf, in game terms
is a person that plays on an alternate account
to avoid getting high stats player and/or getting sweatshirts in a game

[shell cargo]

is the area bigger than pyro nade?

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-flag-hurricane-america-two-gif-14334358

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[nova sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/the-strain-side-eye-vampire-gif-12462633

[brisk tapir]

oh, used to do that in Fortnite in 2019

Ion get the point of doing that, just makes things worse.

[bright lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/kilometers-can't-measure-freedom-freedom-usa-america-murica-gif-8776986503198367525

[small burrow]

it’s spuzin time

[novel copper]

Correct

[crude ocean]

that cant be right because that translates to 11 pm my time

[brisk tapir]

what the fuck

[bright lodge]

but my measurement is 1 inch person

[somber forge]

I personally dont use them so l dont have the best advice, but l do have buddies who live and breathe Pyro Mines. They generally do real well against Lights and cause there are so many out right now it wont be hard to get good value from em

[brisk tapir]

I live in the carribean, so I suppose every country there is basically the same time

[shell cargo]

allright thanks

[crude ocean]

being that all the patch notes drop at 5 am im gonna assume its around 5 am

[signal briar]

Midday europe

[shell cargo]

is some kinda update around the corner?

[novel copper]

When I was a kid, I used to tell my mom, I'd work as a president of the US when I grow up

I'm not even American

[small burrow]

you spuze you loze

[novel copper]

But I wanted to be president of the US

[past spoke]

when do the new circuits come out? is it later today?

[small burrow]

I’m luzing my shit

[shell cargo]

is anyone even playing rn?
im like 10 mins in queue

[brisk tapir]

I think I’m gonna die before the update comes out.

[shell cargo]

is my elo so low that i cant even find a match?

[broken gyro]

six hours until Sawed off is blended on setting 12 for fourteen minutes

[hollow thunder]

currently working on the script for John Ospuze: The Movie

[brisk tapir]

What the heck is Jinu doing here??

[eager oxide]

dash rapier and cloak dagger on the same team bro im gonna

[wanton wadi]

Damn, this gif is OLD af, that girl probably an adult now

[shell cargo]

are they gonna nerf the sword?
PLEASE DO

[past spoke]

i escaped from gwi-ma to play this

[brisk tapir]

“93r has received a b-“

I’m gonna revive myself.

[midnight briar]

I have a decently high chance of becoming paralyzed before I get to play the update

[signal briar]

12.00 utc right? As always

[brisk tapir]

You left rumi so I’m not sponsoring your ass.

[signal briar]

I wish so bad it was u

[olive solar]

the two WT genders

[vague sonnet]

Soon™ as always

[signal briar]

Why

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jabottolimp-black-guy-ice-cream-ice-cream-taste-weird-gif-4391000385000478330

[past spoke]

blame netflix not be

[brisk tapir]

Well you were written to do that

[broken gyro]

five and a half hours until sawed off is turned into a smooth paste

[signal briar]

Love as always

[nocturne zinc]

dm me if u tryna run WT NA need one more

[past spoke]

she was my little soda pop

[brisk tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1405368165369774192/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[shell cargo]

legit 12 mins in queue.
Dead gameee

[signal briar]

Hmmhmm

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hp-harry-potter-snape-always-stare-gif-17584635

[small burrow]

pop pour preform

[midnight briar]

Surgery, just wisdom teeth but because of how mine are it’s got decent chance of messing up my nerves

[vague sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rockroll-rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up-gif-15230423230816281630

[shell cargo]

you guys think NeonGuts is good?

[median dome]

no

[languid pendant]

lol

[wanton wadi]

idk 'n idc

[signal briar]

I was thinking about creating a twitch channel where I talk about philosophy and physics with a froend while playing the finals

[brisk tapir]

I hate twitch

[small burrow]

I’m finalizing my divorce papers

[broken gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259054666684039241/1343836475388723210/togif-10.gif

[past spoke]

pls sponsor me ill come back

[signal briar]

Omg good luck my friend you will be all right

[past spoke]

swear

[median dome]

swear

[shell cargo]

14 mins and it found a game!

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-steve-steve-minecraft-minecraft-pepo-gif-25904353

[signal briar]

Me too thats one of the issue are there other platform bot owned by the devil

[hollow thunder]

first look at JOHN OSPUZE: THE MOVIE

[brisk tapir]

I want to see rumi first

@flat dagger look who’s here

[hollow thunder]

first look of Dum Fungleton on the set of John Ospuze: The Movie

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-nervios-gif-8896313124420390361

[brisk tapir]

Why does he look so..

Dimensional?

[flat dagger]

Hello Yun Beom-Seok

Hello John Ospuze

[signal briar]

STOP GIFS IM ON 4G u are RUINING MY MB’s I don’t have much left

[brisk tapir]

No, not them.

@past spoke

[wanton wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-idc-i-dont-care-gif-16184309

[small burrow]

I’m finalizing my shoe laces

[flat dagger]

Jinu definitely signed with CNS

[sweet grail]

-lfg try these channels as well!

[amber jacinth]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked

South America:
#lfg-sa-casual • #1290635941211410443 • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[novel copper]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ad31Pq7Z8Ek?si=I9-dW6c0R1h78aos

[signal briar]

Ahahah oh u are wrong people are supportive of my rare disease

[brisk tapir]

@past spoke yeah dude explain yourself or else I’m not singing you

[small burrow]

nuh uh he’s joining ospuze bc I said so

[pulsar mauve]

Lol TDM Medium that has shit aim but can flick out Demat charges to run like a coward like a pro.

[brisk tapir]

He’s joining iseult.

[flat dagger]

Can I be Johnathan Ospuze

The heir to John Ospuze in the Ospuze Corporate Ladder

[median dome]

fot

[small burrow]

There can be only one

(even though there’s like fucking 4 John ospuzes in the server)

[brisk tapir]

There’s only one iseult ceo.

[flat dagger]

A fight to the death it is

[small burrow]

I’ll have a headache tomorrow so I can’t

[hollow thunder]

Save it for the sequel

[flat dagger]

Who can get cardiac arrest from OSPUZE Pro Juice first wins

[eager oxide]

i will say the update made the lever action shotgun really good

[ruby junco]

There a good answer to melee?

[pulsar mauve]

But no Holtow CEO in the Chinese version of the game.

[brisk tapir]

Also fuck whoever killed jinu

[small burrow]

that’s cns propaganda

[eager oxide]

run away and if you cant, cry, because melee sucks

[small burrow]

Ospuze is so healthy that most days I taste purple

[flat dagger]

I HATE CNS

CNS WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE VAIIYA SUPERIORS

[surreal olive]

Yeah, sledgehammer. That, or GL to the face.

[ruby junco]

Thabk you😭

[upbeat latch]

me and some friends are running some casual scrims if anyone wants to join up

[brisk tapir]

Gwi ma I hate you

You killed jinu and made @flat dagger sad

[flat dagger]

I am John ISEUL-T now

[small burrow]

wabungus

[brisk tapir]

Excuse me?

Oh right, you are iseult.

[hollow thunder]

[flat dagger]

Be Anyone (except Merciless Marcel)
Be Everyone (except Merciless Marcel)
Be ISEUL-T (Except you, Marcel)

(Fuck you)

[small burrow]

mackerel

[brisk tapir]

(Fuck gwi ma right)

[flat dagger]

I thought that was Dutch Van Der Linde for a second what the fuck

[surreal olive]

Yeah, it can be annoying. I don't actually know how to counter the Light melee spam, I just find success with going Heavy with Sledgehammer smashed face, or GL - Or, in some strange cases, The Repeater. Feels nice scoring headshots on Light spam.

[brisk tapir]

I HATE BABY SAJA I HATE ROMANCE I HATE MYSTERY I HATE ABBY I HATE JINU

[eager oxide]

there is no counter to light melee other than just kill them

[flat dagger]

My top 3 favorite sponsors

1: ISEUL-T (solely because the CEO is talking rn usually OSPUZE would be first)
2: OSPUZE
3: VAIIYA

[brisk tapir]

Thank you dear contestant.

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-disgusted-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-disgusted-ishowspeed-eww-ishowspeed-reaction-gif-14215297101645701956

[hollow thunder]

welp there goes that cameo opportunity

[flat dagger]

Listen man Mr. Beom Seok said scary things to me once I don't wanna be yelled at 😥

[small burrow]

too bad. lock in. drink yellow.

[neat bobcat]

Balance patch today

[flat dagger]

My veins flow with yellow

[brisk tapir]

@tulip edge , new Taylor swift album

[neat bobcat]

Approx 5 hrs and 11 minutes from now

[small burrow]

I can’t wait for the Ben quadinarous update

[flat dagger]

Not a face reveal but this is kinda what I look like

[sweet grail]

Unclamp sword in 5hrs please 🙏 what ever it takes there I said it

[past spoke]

I DIED SAVING HER

[flat dagger]

Kpop Demon Hunters would be 10 minutes long if they gave Zoey a gun

[small burrow]

ospuze cans and getting bands

[broken gyro]

it would be zero minutes if you gave me a gun

[viral idol]

I'm so close to making myself a free agent for the tournament, lol. Not digging where we are as a team right now.

[flat dagger]

Fair enough

[brisk tapir]

@flat dagger Is this true

[flat dagger]

I don't know I'm injecting OSPUZE in my veins rn I'm fucked up

[hollow thunder]

[small burrow]

time to finalize getting arrested in a local walmart

that will be in the documentary

[brisk tapir]

Welp

Can you guys in the sequel actually kiss

[hollow thunder]

"based on a true story"

[steep raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067769393506942976/1400088309912440912/shaun_the_sheep_the_finals.gif

[flat dagger]

Me after eliminating my opponent (wife) with my trusty sledgehammer (shattered bottle of OSPUZE (glass bottle edition) after she tried stealing the cashout (custody of the kids)

[broken gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281411010846265374/1368840910577860628/IMG_4648.gif

[small burrow]

the only thing I’m kissing is the concrete when I raise sales taxes

[brisk tapir]

Can we make a documentary about me

[narrow olive]

running some customs/scrims for fun currently got 7 dm me if you’d like to join

[small burrow]

You mean a YouTube short?

[small burrow]

that was a joke. My legal team apologizes.

[brisk tapir]

No, about me, the ceo.

[flat dagger]

But the description of that shoe trinket says no one knows who you really are, where your from, or why

[brisk tapir]

I think I’m from Korea, look at my face.

[small burrow]

he’s a diva

[steep raven]

Amen 🙏

[broken gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872932089023062066/988021160597929984/138FF289-B9F1-4A77-A242-006D6F1CD28C.gif

[flat dagger]

Ah yes

Pyongyang, North Korea

[brisk tapir]

What?

[flat dagger]

I'm joking

[tepid lance]

Love playing ranked with people that are running around like a fucking headless chicken thinking its tdm

[small burrow]

chuck norris has hands so that john ospuze can have his shoes tied

[steep raven]

what the heck did i just touch on my phone that electrocute me

[flat dagger]

Real

[hollow thunder]

directly quoted from the movie

[flat dagger]

John OSPUZE the movie

[tepid lance]

average EU playstyle it seems like in S7

[vague sonnet]

will it be a trilogy?

[steep raven]

OSPISS

[flat dagger]

The new map this season has anti-homeless bench architecture on VAIIYAs side

Does this imply VAIIYA hates homeless people?

[hollow thunder]

its the first of the ever expanding universe

[steep raven]

Oh fuck…

[brisk tapir]

Yes

[flat dagger]

Scotty: Into the Finalsverse

[small burrow]

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[steep raven]

Please don’t take me away from your architecture

[obtuse garden]

This universe is 6 hours in the making

[vague sonnet]

nice! Is he coming after those who drank all of his Ospuze?

[small burrow]

no he’s coming after all of those who didn’t drink ospuze.

[raven cobalt]

if ospuze was a coffee would you

[shell cargo]

whats the dollar amount next to weapon means? (skulls)

[vague sonnet]

I am not sure if three movies will be enough for a proper closure

[hollow thunder]

jokes aside if the first one does well this will legit be an actual thing

[small burrow]

every man…woman….local drug store owner who doesn’t sell my product….arent safe

[flat dagger]

Wheres "JOHN OSPUZE 4: The Sequel to the 3rd" and "Johnathan OSPUZE: Back with a vengeance"

[steep raven]

cash per elims.

[hollow thunder]

like ime penning the script rn

[shell cargo]

I get or they get?

[obtuse garden]

In WT it’s the amount of money you get per kill. This weeks WT event makes it so that different guns give different amounts of cash when getting kills.

[small burrow]

My contract says one movie.

[hollow thunder]

youll be doing this till your 90

[small burrow]

fuck

[hollow thunder]

you get royalties though

[small burrow]

better pull up my big boy pants

[obtuse garden]

Mr Ospuze I’m sorry but you sold your soul to the film industry

[steep raven]

Your team gets the cash from you or your teammates based on what weapons they have amount of cash

[small burrow]

Shit. Do I even get a 401k or a retirement plan?

[pulsar mauve]

One short 😩

[hollow thunder]

guranteed to appear in phase 1-3

[flat dagger]

Ughhmmm... I love OSPUZE.. I would do anything for OSPUZE

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-and-i-love-you-random-citizen-movies-disney-gif-15389605

[obtuse garden]

No… clout and the occasional office pizza party

[brisk tapir]

I think we should change everything

First part are prequels (boot up, rise of multico, the finals 2059, Dede the first contestant, Scotty, the ospuze finalist)

Second part is the actual start. (The finals, Odilia, the vanisher, Sponsors:risen)

third part is season 2-3 (THE CNS TAKEOVER, Security arrives, firewall madness, the finals - reset)

[flat dagger]

Random?

Is that all I am to you... 💔

[small burrow]

Everyone vote for the movie in #1405378610847809537

[small burrow]

no….you’re random citizen

[obtuse garden]

I’m sorry Mr Seok… you see there is no place for Iseul-T in the TFCU…

[pulsar mauve]

Light has a high skill floor mfs when they play literally any more in the game.

(It's mostly Light)

[flat dagger]

Ah, alright ❤️‍🩹

[steep raven]

But sir, can i be in the movie

[atomic tide]

genuinely though, can lights get a nerf

[subtle sapphire]

the finals is cringe

[hollow thunder]

one lucky contestant who votes will receive the opportunity to cameo in the movie
https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1405378610847809537

[small burrow]

You’ll have a small cameo as player#891

[obtuse garden]

Oh hi Jag how’s life?

[small burrow]

shuddup jag were discussing peak

[small burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[atomic tide]

OP light made me uninstall - GG

[subtle sapphire]

define the peak

[fluid anvil]

solo queueing into 250 ping ranked rn pray for me yall

[flat dagger]

How w*ter drinkers feel after not buying OSPUZE (they must be eliminated)

[obtuse garden]

TFCU

[drowsy cradle]

Forget praying you're gonna need more than divine intervention for that

[small burrow]

Real shit

[pulsar mauve]

Legit tip for my fellow Heavies: if there's a Double Barrel about to try and cheese you, use Chuck as a shield. It legit works wonders.

[fluid anvil]

will be done in 10 be back with results 🙏

[subtle sapphire]

not peak

[brisk tapir]

@small burrow make the plot this

John is in negotiations with iseult to sign, by iseult later rejects him thinking he’s has no skill and thinking he doesn’t have a good future, soon later, with no hope to have a good sponsor, ospuze arrives and signs him thinking he will make good decisions and play good, and he does.
But then iseult arrives with their top notch players and he has to show the sponsor that rejected him what he is truly made of.

[flat dagger]

Stealing this

[orchid moat]

im glad this game doesnt have over the top stupid ass fortnite dances

[small burrow]

I was thinking divorcing my ex wife and blowing holes into walls

[flat dagger]

Fortnite tryna be hip with the kids

The Finals actually looks cool

[small burrow]

Good. Spread my influence. Everyone will know my name.

[brisk tapir]

@small burrow did u read this

[small burrow]

I did. Interesting.

[marble night]

when am i gonna get image perms brah

[obtuse garden]

-levels

[amber jacinth]

Our leveling system

"Why can't I do some things in the server?"

• You may need to level up first!

How to level up? Just look around and join conversations. Lots to talk about!

Lvl 0: Newbie 0xp
• join VC • make bug reports • chat in most channels
Lvl 1: <@&1011197091470647317> 35xp
• create new VC • reactions • external emoji • images in drip check, pet channel
Lvl 3: <@&1011197119199191071> 115xp
• images in most channels • embeds in main chat
Lvl 8: <@&1133322765194235904> 1015xp
• embeds and images everywhere
Lvl 15: <@&1012661788401217579> 3955xp
• external stickers • VC streaming • bragging rights!

Role descriptions: #👋┇welcome
Check your rank: #🏆┇rank-check

[small burrow]

But @hollow thunder is my manager

[marble night]

how do i get xp btw?

[brisk tapir]

Are we recording the film in the finals?

[flat dagger]

Keep talking young one, you have much to learn

[versed ore]

sending chat messages

[obtuse garden]

By sending messages

[hollow thunder]

yes

[steep raven]

Just talk

[hollow thunder]

Morgan Freeman will narrate

[brisk tapir]

I would love to act and record some voice lines.

[marble night]

ill just moolah spam

[chilly holly]

NO UPDATE YET????

[flat dagger]

I don't care if CNS is popular
If CNS has 1 million haters I'm one of then
If CNS has 1 hater I'm him
If CNS has no haters I don't exist

[small burrow]

I’m like the mandarin from iron man 3. I suck at this game but I’m finna become a star.

[hollow thunder]

aye no spoilers of the movie. thats in yoru contract

[steep raven]

TRUE

[obtuse garden]

You are better than Charlie

[small burrow]

fair point

[flat dagger]

A star... a rising star perchance?

[obtuse garden]

I need sleep

[small burrow]

yes

[obtuse garden]

But I can’t sleep… maybe I raw dog the drive tomorrow

[marble night]

im moolah spamming mid game is my team cooked?