⚡┇the-finals-chat

[daring current]

broke ass

[dark island]

its only really bad when everyone pops their ult at once

[fallen quiver]

OW has no future. Idk why they would do that.

[smoky kestrel]

Fun fact 2100 x 120 made my PC Bluescreen, but like just the sound, my monitors went black KEKW

[tender cypress]

Ah yes, The Medium

[charred thunder]

Can we have Scrappy as the next pet pleaseeee

[grave rose]

probably because this game is that shitty

[toxic bison]

juno’s kit was legit tailor made for me

[compact jewel]

junior mcjohnson

[wooden meteor]

Us lights been hated since season 1. I didnt know we still hated 😭 my enemies are always medium and heavy
My team be all lights bouncing all over the place

[tender cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-destruction-gif-25666304
The overtime experience:

[dark island]

im ngl i think that was true a few years ago but its on the up

[worn ferry]

Wdym that's my self portrait. Chad Johnson

[compact jewel]

he bagged two e-babes

[dark island]

the overtime ana expirence

[tender cypress]

The overtime Pharah, Bastion and Doomfist experience

[past narwhal]

dawg

[fresh kernel]

ENGIMO GOD DAMNM

[toxic bison]

idk everyone’s abilities all that well and i legit cannot even tell what is happening to me sometimes it’s insane

[worn ferry]

Its a business

[rancid schooner]

Only Diamond Light badge?

[lavish river]

Bro hasn’t seen daylight in years

[limber pebble]

he aint graduating if he continues playing the finals like that

[toxic yarrow]

isn't that fully upgraded

[fast hollow]

Chad Johnson looks like the bad kind of minecraft youtuber

[dark island]

a yea thats fair. i still dont really know what half the new characters do

[tender cypress]

Ruby ✅
Light main ✅
TTV ✅
Lonely ✅

[worn ferry]

I want the Heavy gold badge so bad rn

[fallen quiver]

This game is fine... Idk I'm of the opinion that if you quit year one, you prolly never liked the game nor were you that good. Like the same strategies and understanding just doesn't exist then, the fact they left the second that started to creep in says something.

[fast hollow]

Life ❌

[tender cypress]

Yeah. I've been uh, playing quite a bit.

[compact jewel]

he looks like he cheats in games

[past narwhal]

its a 3 ruby squad too lmao. i keep on getting match made with them lmao

[worn ferry]

I've been silver heavy for forever

[grave rose]

they left in s5 which is lowkey valid

[daring current]

cheated in agario

[lavish river]

Pretty sure it’s like 5k wins for a class to be diamond

[toxic yarrow]

nice, fire skin tbh

[tender cypress]

Core memory just resurfaced

[worn ferry]

Shak kept me goin

Thank you Shaquille O'Neil 50

[tender cypress]

Yeah, im thinking of getting Game Pass for the free 30 mythic whatchamacalits so I can get the gold and black. Its not an additcion if I dont want to quit

[fallen quiver]

Idk my computer was broke then. I think this game is infinitely better than Overwatch tho.

[dark island]

can i get an amen 🙏

[grave rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-gif-10659919215624036811

[worn ferry]

Light main identified

[dark island]

true but i love the shak

[fresh kernel]

This is a day I re-evaluate my choice of sponsor

[grave rose]

light main glazing shak is like a dash sword player glazing glitch trap...

[tender cypress]

If we don't get a Shak-O-Lantern as a charm for halloween i'm installing the game just so I can uninstall it again

[grave rose]

finals players falling for the most basic, AI generated goonerbait:

[tender cypress]

So when you type it, it's ok, but when I type it, I get automodded? What the fuck?

[torpid echo]

If you are struggling against turrets its a skill issue my dude (mediums), they are really poor at detecting lights and pretty unresponsive. Are you running around like a headless chicken?

[dark island]

i like playing fat light ok

[grave rose]

idk man gooners ruin this community

[dark island]

please embark 🙏

[graceful tulip]

the pike is so awesome

[tender cypress]

Well it's nice to see that the community hasnt changed one bit

[grave rose]

if ur using it yea 😔

[toxic bison]

there were a lot of legitimate grievances at launch, performance was terrible and embark leaving for holiday with the immediate balancing issues was a terrible look (i know they had no input but stupid consumer POV matters) it just left a bad taste and first impressions are vital, if it launched how it was now id bet my life we’d have kept way more players

[torpid echo]

Whats to change? Turret is really poor in TDM. If you are finding it a problem that is pretty much on you, especially where you are not forced to go anywhere in TDM for an objective

[grave rose]

if embark actually listened to the community we wouldnt have bled so many players

[wooden meteor]

I am running around like a headless chicken. I just started playing again. Im not complaining or anything. Im just saying they camping with their life in Team Death match in the corners

[pulsar tundra]

happy friday finalists!

[winged dawn]

bro did you see the kind of balancing some people on reddit wants💀

[toxic bison]

they did though they just wanted to be careful about the changing things drastically, the nukes weren’t taken care of fast enough anyone with hindsight is aware of this including them but that’s a major facet of the sandbox people wanted them to axe

[arctic phoenix]

HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS

[compact jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1358305089055625226/the-finals-finals.gif

[fresh kernel]

IT'S FINALS FRIDAY

[torpid echo]

In TDM lights mostly have the advantages, just learn the maps and you'll easily improve

[tender cypress]

If Embark listened to the community, light would have 175 HP, medium would have 225, RPG would be removed along with stun gun, pike, cerebus, 1887, SR, DB, SA12, KS23, Riot Shield, Dual Blades, Tracking Dart, Sonar Grenade, Dome Shield, Mesh Shield, Demat, Cloak, Vanish Bomb, sledge, sword, dagger, barricade, goo, pyro, flamethrower, power shift, cashout, WT, ranks, and Terminal Attack

[pine jungle]

stun gun needs a 50 drum tho…

[pulsar tundra]

everyone has 1 hp, and the only weapon for each class is a stick, that does 1 dmg

[tender cypress]

If Embark listened to the community, nothing would be fucking left. People have complained about every single feature of this game

[dark island]

these are how video games were intended to be played

[fallen quiver]

Well yeah... But I think the people that played for ruby (spending 100 of hours on the game) that early in the game weren't bothered by that... Or were too dumb to walk away. The second balance was fixed and strategy became important they all left 💀

[tender cypress]

People complained about the STICKERS for gods sake, THE STICKERS

[pine echo]

ranked is impossible without playing with a party

[fallen quiver]

Mostly fixed.

[pulsar tundra]

dude, the worst thing in the game is the game itsself, can embark just make a different game within finals? because i like the finals but i dont wanna play the finals

[arctic phoenix]

no.

[dark island]

its possible, but its basically just gambling

[tender cypress]

Nah, games have "metas". Embark should make slot machines instead

[toxic bison]

i don’t think people even know what they want im ngl

[grave rose]

i mean like, sure, there are bad ideas, but embark also just straight up doesnt listen (s3 tks, post 5.8 cerb, stun taking 5 seasons, sword taking 5, model taking 3, etc)

[tender cypress]

nah, melee weapons aren't allowed in shooters. Everyone gets a water pistol

[pulsar tundra]

its a joke, i came back to the game 2 weeks ago and i friggen love the game, i uninstalled rivals to solely play finals

[wooden meteor]

Thank you sir. 🫡 is Light still goated and hated?

[torpid echo]

Stacks generally have an advantage in all modes, you'll often see stacks just stomping on uncoordinated rndm solo q's... some make it a point to only ever stack

[pine jungle]

fuck i sold

[worn ferry]

Ospuze shak is great.

[foggy mason]

my brain is fried bro two and a half hours of quick cash later

[toxic bison]

sword took 5 seasons cuz no one cared about it until stun was removed

[pine echo]

and gambling is bad because you are wasting your time for no reason

[torpid echo]

Light is just very strong in TDM, its good in other modes if you play it properly.

[pulsar tundra]

everyone loses their immune system and the only way to kill other players is to cough on them

[dark island]

i havent gotten it yet, i have the "play powershift or TA" challenges. it looks cool though

[fresh kernel]

engimo mommy

[worn ferry]

Dudes got Beef brain from his VR helmet

[tender cypress]

Coughs are like shotguns and shotguns are automatically overpowered

[toxic bison]

i think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about light

[foggy kite]

whos f*n idea was to make dual blades reflect hits of sledge?

[ashen temple]

guys i average most kills in every lobby as light but never win why im plat

[foggy mason]

Because kills don’t win games

[dark island]

if you keep gambling though you eventually win 🙂 ( although losing in ranked is crazy punishing)

[grave rose]

micro isnt as important as macro

[pine jungle]

try playing med and doing objectives

[ashen temple]

thats true but i wipe teams on my own and we still lose

[tender cypress]

Are we playing cashout or deathmatch

[pine echo]

bro i've lost my last 6 ranked matches solo queue

[supple stream]

well, they removed nukes because they are too lazy to come up with a decent middle ground. that applies to pretty much everything in this game balance wise. every rework has been ass so far

[grave rose]

it doesnt even relfect, it just blocks damage

they cant even do anything while blocking

[pine jungle]

yeah, but how often do you plug and steal cashouts?

[winged dawn]

20kills,3assists,0revives,-10 objective

[ashen temple]

ranked tourney

[worn ferry]

It looks alr it just has the pop pour perform and let it breath on the sides. The little metal useless bit where stickers go is like tin can aluminum

[ashen temple]

often i focus objective

[tender cypress]

Cashout. It's in the name. CASHout. Kills dont mean anything

[pine jungle]

yeah it might just the the finals experience then

[dark island]

this game cooks even with the free skins

[fresh kernel]

LEVEL 80 LFG

[ashen temple]

i go for first plug every reset

[pine jungle]

happens to the best of us

[tender cypress]

Oh nevermind, maybe you just have poor luck and bad teammates. Id check out the LFG channels if thats the case

[torpid echo]

EMBARK - KEEP HEAVY HITTERS as a rotating game mode every season as its fun! - EOM

[ashen temple]

maybe i should just try medium until im in higher rank

[worn ferry]

Its basically the heavy equivalent of mediums Ospuze akm

[winged dawn]

i hear they will replace terminal attake with it

[tender cypress]

Cosmetics department lowkey cooks with everything

[torpid echo]

I mean if they just binned TA the game would be better, replacing it with rotating events like Heavy Hitters would be even better. private or public HH matches are just hell funny knocking ppl off map

[worn ferry]

Btw fuck everyone who complains about the XP54. Id rather fight XP players than a bunch of M11 cloak/dash assholes

[next path]

Yo does anyone think it’s reasonable to have a place able gadget that prevents demats from being used within a certain radius? There’s currently no counter to them and was wondering if anyone felt the same

[pine jungle]

if only i used more than a near identical set of outfits

[tender cypress]

Me when my brainless weapon has a counter:

[dark island]

namatma my beloved

[tender cypress]

Are you talking about glitch traps?

[pine jungle]

xp nerf didnt do anything about oppressive turret meta

[dark island]

just break it man

[pulsar tundra]

idk how i feel about having to play 20 games in the new gamemode... its kinda mid, the concept is cool, but its not for me, BUT I NEED THE COSMETICS.... aggghhh

[grave rose]

saying that as a sledge player is crazy

[worn ferry]

The offensive goo gun meta still tops all

[next path]

They don’t really “prevent” them because they don’t stop people from demating from
behind you

[torpid echo]

Oppressive turret meta, lol

[pine jungle]

i thought smoke nades were the meta tho

[next path]

Bro what?

[tender cypress]

Well I mean, it IS a counter

[pine jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-finals-embark-fps-bad-aim-gif-10208050811956291654

[winged dawn]

why im able to use nitro emojis????????????

[dark island]

if ur talking about glitch traps, just break them.

[torpid echo]

Thats oppressive, lol

[wooden meteor]

Thank you

[pine jungle]

definitely

[next path]

I said I wanted a counter to demat. The other guy was saying glitch traps were, and I bet to differ

[winged dawn]

yoooo how dis happen

[worn ferry]

I combo goo gun + smoke bc I like saying fuck you to their pyro nades. Its like a massive middle finger

[supple stream]

embark nerfing XP when mediums and heavies have lots of two tap guns on lights its funny to me.
cerb is broken for a season and half, and yet XP is the problem? what

[torpid echo]

I mean if you play using your feet with your eyes closed I guess thats fair

[dark island]

ah misunderstood then mb

[tender cypress]

Light also has evasion that allows them to make distance and avoid being hit

[pine jungle]

i mostly run smoke w/ motion sensor melee or at range w/ arn or lh1 and thermal or shotgun and thermal tbh

[winged dawn]

however gave me the nitro you shouldve spend in on cancer research but thanks anywys

[next path]

While I agree cerb is absolutely busted, light can still be extremely good in the right hands

[grave rose]

no way this gif is still relevant

[supple stream]

that was always the case

[winged dawn]

peak

[grave rose]

yo preach

[torpid echo]

A dash shottie skilled player is a pain in the ass, cerb is OP, but satisfying when you kill scrubs crutching on it hard

[toxic bison]

this doesn’t even make sense the xp was just the better m11 😭

[grave rose]

in the right hands anything is good...

[tender cypress]

I'm 99% sure its a free trial, I just got a 7 day free trial the other day

[next path]

Is it just me or does embark not really read the suggestions channel? Like so many good ideas yet they just nerf a gun by 1 damage and call it a day

[tender cypress]

Except the 93r

[foggy mason]

I’d rather fight one million xp54s than one v9s

[torpid echo]

The issue is some things in the wrong hands is still busted

[grave rose]

dawg 😭

[foggy mason]

#fuckv9s #nerfthisshit #antiv9s

[next path]

I think you have a skill issue buddy

[tender cypress]

To be fair, that channel is 20% cool 10% useless 50% threats and 20% arguing, I wouldnt bother checking that dumpster fire if I worked at Embark

[foggy mason]

I hate the gun sm bro

[winged dawn]

oh shit i only have it for a day

[grave rose]

😭

[nimble kelp]

So i heard yall dont like vtubers

[winged dawn]

they should get rid of the model that shit is wast of storage

[grave rose]

yea

[next path]

U got a point. But my elevator 😭 they massacred it for no reason and I know damn well they ain’t gonna fix it

[foggy mason]

I’m better than 95% of the players in this chat I just unironically despise the v9s with every ounce of my being

[nimble kelp]

damn

[toxic bison]

think it’s really just more of a timetable thing, they have updates planned out like months in advance at this point they were already talking about the mid season update for s7

[worn ferry]

M11 users like to go behind and empty the entire mag into your back. If you're playing XP you're not thinking like you just started playing the game

[willow ferry]

Guys, pencil or pen?

[winged dawn]

i have nitro y'all im i considered cool now?

[grave rose]

embark has always been king of bandaid fixes and not listening to the community

[next path]

Kinda cocky but understandable

[tender cypress]

Depends. Pen feels so much smoother, but pencils light chromebooks on fire

[foggy mason]

is this the :appohsmile: emote

[dark island]

ur unfortunately less cool now sorry

[winged dawn]

appahs*

[grave rose]

pen for normal writing, pencil for scibbling

[rancid schooner]

Feather w/ Ink

[toxic bison]

she’s da goat can confirm

[grave rose]

i unironically use a fountain pen 😭

[pine jungle]

sharpie

[winged dawn]

[foggy kite]

okay xp54 main

[tender cypress]

I'm actually a riot shield main

[pine jungle]

valid tho

[torpid echo]

Thats not very inclusive of heavy mains - you need to offer crayons as an option for them

[winged dawn]

[toxic bison]

@rancid schooner

[grave rose]

they write so fucking smooth i love em

[pine jungle]

guys is revolver still a skill expression weapon or do i need to move to worse weapons?

[next path]

Like, I’ve sent about a billion messages in feedback kindly telling them of the bug in the elevator and asking to fix the inner elevator doors. I eventually tried mod mail, and I just got back an AI response :(. kinda sucks man

[rancid schooner]

That's us ENGIMO mains leave the heavies out of it

[tender cypress]

Depends, did they fix the dogshit accuracy

[rancid schooner]

[winged dawn]

[pine jungle]

nope

[nimble kelp]

pen looks great, but my hand writing is worst with pen

[arctic apex]

Lol no

[toxic yarrow]

damn

[winged dawn]

shit there a mo-

[tender cypress]

EggMail gave you an Ai response? Damn, every time I sent one I always got a real person

[foggy mason]

Engimo my #1 OPP now that I can’t slur at my console teammates without being “cultivated”

[pine jungle]

hipfire works alright when crouched tho (almost)

[oak schooner]

idc how good revolver is in the meta, that shit's awesome

[next path]

I got dismissed so hard lmao. How hard is it to get your voice heard?

[toxic bison]

what’s going on with the elevator doors i haven’t even heard about this

[grave rose]

voice chat :3

[nimble kelp]

https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1374400076260053012 anyways sign my petition

[pine jungle]

horizon hammer might block a quarter of my screen but it triples my skill

[foggy mason]

YUCK!

[pine jungle]

done

[winged dawn]

[tender cypress]

Thats a shame. I spent good money on that animation pack so I could be a VAIIYA gunslinger

[worn ferry]

Its just a water cat

[limpid copper]

The event is so silly man i love it

[winged dawn]

i have nitro guys 3x

[sharp crest]

What the fuck happened to the Xbox controls

[tender cypress]

I saw vapereon and honestly, I was scared

[pine jungle]

just play it for a bit, youll get the hang of it

[oak schooner]

remember to scream 'it's high noon' before AND after every headshot

[tender cypress]

I did for a long time and it never seemed right

[toxic bison]

good revolver players are the fucking bane of my existence

[winged dawn]

hey guys, did you know that in term of-

[rapid girder]

Hi finals chat

[blissful pier]

doing custom games rn if anyone interested join stream

[tender cypress]

According to science, it's actually Mewto

[toxic bison]

no i actually like having 2 health every fight it’s fine

[tender cypress]

Revolver should do a flat 75 per shot, in my opinion

[foggy mason]

I reported one today cause I thought he was cheating
from neon gutz clan too btw

[next path]

So, does anyone know how to actually ask a question and not get an AI response? I’m out of options here :(.

[foggy mason]

Yeah I’d be fine with that if it was only from 0-2 meters away

[oak schooner]

I support 1 tapping lights like the ANIMALS they are

[winged dawn]

gardevoir seems better to me

[toxic bison]

marlu got muted? lol

[versed gale]

the finals

[winged dawn]

ah hell nah dont touch the fucking revolver that shit is perfectly balanced

[tender cypress]

Reworking revolver so it's a powerful (80-90) CQC weapon or a reliable sharpsooter (60-70) would be interesting

[rapid girder]

Huh

[pine jungle]

nah, you say “its high noon” before every match

you say “sorry partner” after each kill

“well i’ll be a son of a gun” after each death”

and “howdy” before each shot

[meager osprey]

hear me out what about club wars

[winged dawn]

YOO THE FINALS LOOK I HAVE NITRO

[foggy mason]

option 2: see: cb, pike

[tender cypress]

And i'm getting OW flashbacks

[toxic bison]

please don’t actually they’re not real don’t look at them

[oak schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-toy-story-shark-sheriff-woody-gif-5254840

[worn ferry]

Be afraid

[dark island]

the problem is both of those technically exsist already (model, repeater). the model is kinda mid rn though

[pine jungle]

well thats darn tootin

[winged dawn]

you got anymore of this shit

[worn ferry]

No

[tender cypress]

Discord in a nutshell:

[oak schooner]

I'm your huckleberry

[next path]

How I looked at the patchnotes when I saw that they made elevator doors destructible for no reason

[pine jungle]

i want them to increase accuracy, but reduce range, and keep damage

[obtuse garden]

5 patches ago

[winged dawn]

[pine jungle]

its so people cant stall elevator cashouts as well

[next path]

Ik and it actively negates half the fun of the game 😦

[dark island]

i honestly think the hipfire is pretty good

[tender cypress]

Yeah this is the closest thing I got

[daring current]

stop posting anime propaganda in general chat

[pine jungle]

revolver hipfire is so buns when you not locked in, but once you focus in, you seem to always hit those shots

[tender cypress]

My camera roll is a TREASURE TROVE

[next path]

You see, there’s a very specific thing I like to do in elevators on quick cash. With said change, it limits my ability from 4 maps, to 2. Which is dumb and stupid

[grim nexus]

what is yappening

[winged dawn]

unfortunatly im so brainrotted i have seen all of thse

[worn ferry]

Go on take it

[visual walrus]

[oak schooner]

it's called gambling and I will be doing it every time

[visual walrus]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[dawn sage]

Hey guys im new on the server my name is Nik ssup yall

[tender cypress]

Ah dang it

[next path]

This is an example from season 5:

[visual walrus]

Ah dang it 😔

[daring current]

if only i could like open my eyes oh there we go im not blind

[winged dawn]

get the dagger and pair it with grapple,gateaway for maximum fun

[next path]

This is what they took from me (I lost 2 elevators to that patch :(.)

[tender cypress]

You're doing WHAT to an elevator?

[worn ferry]

Should I grind for the last item in Heavy hitters? 9 games

[sonic patio]

Buff dagger

[next path]

The name is an inside joke don’t worry about it

[pine jungle]

idk revolver is just a constant cycle of missing 4/6 shots every other reload and occasionally getting a double headshot flick on a heavy or something to pad your ego

[tender cypress]

Yeah. Anyways... what is this...

[oak schooner]

Headshot + melee on a dash light is ORGASMIC

[worn ferry]

My homies love the elevator

[winged dawn]

test

[tender cypress]

Russian Roulette if it was cool

[next path]

Now do you understand why I like the elevator?
They took that away from me

[worn ferry]

Its Satanized by Ghost

[visual walrus]

Once you get the hipfire range internalized and the flickshots going, it doesn’t take very many shots that a melee can’t wrap up

[pine jungle]

espec when they be zooming straight at you

[next path]

The fact that I got an AI response to my mod mail made me quite spiteful towards embark cus I feel like my niche little funny thing isn’t valued at all

[visual walrus]

The revolver is by no means a strong weapon, the repeater is literally the revolver in every way but better outside of the hipfire but it’s the definitely a sleeper pick

[frail oracle]

is grapplin hook dead ?

[worn ferry]

What in gods name

[pine jungle]

yeah, thats most kills, which is pretty standard, but like once a match you hit this crazy flick or something, and celebrate

you dont get that with fcar or xp

[visual walrus]

Grappling hook is very much so underused and it’s great

[tender cypress]

Anyways stupid fact of the day: The first ever apperance of Skibidi Toilet on YouTube was around 12 years ago, where it didnt have a name

[frail oracle]

yeah I think so too

but I never see high rank guys playing it

[next path]

We’re going back in time, to take skibidi toilet, off of YouTube

[visual walrus]

Watching Neon use the grapple the way he does is ludicrous

[oak schooner]

This might be controversial but I think they should genuinely consider giving revolver perfect hipfire accuracy and I'm not even joking

[frail oracle]

always dash or invisible suit so I duno

[tall trench]

embark cooked here

[rapid girder]

:)

[next path]

So whos with me on fixing the elevator?

[worn ferry]

Dash with ninja bomb

[tender cypress]

Thats right. We're going BACK in time to the first Gmod to get Skibidi Toilet OFF OF YOUTUBE.

[pine jungle]

i would so take a range reduction and a firerate nerf for better accuracy

[tender cypress]

Back to the Future if it was cool

[rapid girder]

Yes

[tall trench]

nah elevator cashouts are annoying af to push sometimes. good change lowk

[umbral escarp]

anyone wanna que up with me??

[tender cypress]

The humble napalm:

[charred thunder]

Its hella comfyyyyy

[next path]

But like, remove elevator cashouts. If they did that would you support my cause?

[tender cypress]

Shit, imma need one of those

[tall trench]

yes

[umbral escarp]

anyone wanna que up with me??

[worn ferry]

The kangaroo lookin chubby

[rapid girder]

What kinda watch is that

[charred thunder]

Itss sooo comfy freen

[pine jungle]

i cant do small text ig

[tender cypress]

One might say they're a heavy hitter

[next path]

I need to make a petition, cus I actually wanna do this. How can I?

[tall trench]

elevator cashouts should be removed except for the one in the mall on seoul although i think they removed that one from cashout

[pine jungle]

is that official merch?

[tender cypress]

Yeah, pretty much every text feature that isnt italics or spoilers is blacklisted.

[next path]

Aw man

[visual walrus]

What’s crazy is I read that and it clicked for me that’s why I felt like I couldn’t get the ARN down in the gunfight

[charred thunder]

Gshock. I matched it with Ariad's watch ahahahah

[viral gust]

anyone wanna play ranked? EU I team MVP every game but solo queuing is impossible, 15K rp

[rapid girder]

https://merch.reachthefinals.com/products/orf-sweatshirt

[pine jungle]

i knew big headers, but no mini text is crazy

[charred thunder]

Yesss fren

[rapid girder]

Epic

[pine jungle]

hmmmm

[tender cypress]

People use links and mini text for scams or smth, idk. NTTS made a video on it

[pine jungle]

dang

[tender cypress]

SEVENTY THREE FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!?

[next path]

Guys… um..?

[orchid moat]

@keen heath What's this name and Profile Banner? 🤨

[subtle sapphire]

I agree

[pine jungle]

diabolical

[rancid schooner]

I wonder.

[worn ferry]

Wack

[tender cypress]

We are DOWN bad

[pine jungle]

somebody steal his cashout

[next path]

We? Who’s we?

[tender cypress]

https://youtu.be/AwrHSMcdREI?si=LoJNGPtJbIWNphSz

[visual walrus]

Dash because being slippery and as unpredictable as possible is key to surviving plus it’s really strong on certain maps like Monaco, invis for scouting/ambushing is easier

[daring current]

so quirky

[next path]

He’s bouta get ospuzed

[oak schooner]

In my mind the revolver competes with the repeater AND the FAMAS, so I reckon giving it perfect hipfire without any direct nerfs isn't off the table, especially if famas ends up catching a rate of fire reduction or something stupid

[tender cypress]

ALL of us. On EVERYONES soul.

[worn ferry]

Not the Teto Miku Duo

[dull sentinel]

Ye supporter

[daring current]

yall ever just want to like drop a nuke in the middle of sillicon valley

[versed gale]

the finals

[orchid moat]

For?

[next path]

I ain’t even gonna lie, I want to edit the pea soyjack so that it’s goo from the finals and spam it everywhere

[tender cypress]

What did Te say on Twitter 😭

[dull sentinel]

Yes but I live there 💀

[daring current]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[pine jungle]

lets be honest embark would probably just buff fcar and famas again before buffing revolver

[daring current]

what not for

[orchid moat]

There is a bit of data infrastructure there. It would be quite the loss other than the meglomaniacs that destroy everything else as we know it.

[visual walrus]

Lowk, the stronger other medium weapons get, the more aura I accumulate by dog walking them with the big iron

[oak schooner]

I hope not, and that's coming from someone who enjoys using FAMAS alot (I like the way it feels like the Halo BR). It's fine where it is.

[tender cypress]

Ok the merch looks cool, but why is it all so damn expensive

[pine jungle]

nah fr revolver is aura farming fr

[next path]

Also, technically The Edge (Trademark pending) is still possible in the elevators that have been lost to the patch, but it looks weird and I like the way the original edge looks better. Should I make a YouTube video on it (for the funnies)

[tender cypress]

PLEASE choose a different name

[orchid moat]

Hav u ever bought merch from any game shop? It all be around this same price.

[pine jungle]

i really like the famas bc i love burst guns, but i am so tired of the stale med ar meta

[next path]

H-H-HELL NAH 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tender cypress]

No, I havent. But like, 54$ for a Nama plush is wild

[toxic bison]

it’s rly high quality actually

[stone thistle]

Chat

[fresh kernel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tender cypress]

I'll put it all on red so I can buy 2 plushies

[visual walrus]

[orchid moat]

Then dont buy xD, im used to seeing prices like this at the studio store at my work. There are jackets for 200$+ there. Its the norm.

[tender cypress]

Oh, thats gore. Thats gore of my comfort charecter

[daring current]

https://tenor.com/view/namatama-the-finals-thefinals-nama-tama-egg-gif-17577808933027204123

[next path]

Now, embark doesn’t like it, but what do you guys think of this fanart I made of me and my friend’s contestants?

[oak schooner]

I mean in all fairness cerberus has been pretty consistently good all season. I'll be completely honest and say it's not that it's not that ARs are overpowered, they're just the most consistent weapons in the medium's arsenal

[rancid schooner]

how to make someone else club owner?

[next path]

The cerb should be banished back to the underworld where it belongs

[visual walrus]

Cerb needs a dmg rework, more emphasis on fire and less on direct dmg

[tender cypress]

Ok the merch does look kinda cool, I just need around 160 bucks

[tender cypress]

Sounds a bit like a flamethrower with extra steps

[rancid schooner]

i wanna leave so would like to handle it to a friend of mine.

[visual walrus]

And that’s a good thing

[toxic bison]

i got the embroidered ospuze hoodie and the big nama plush and they’re both rly nice

[oak schooner]

it's no coincidence that the best weapons on medium are the ones that are the most consistent ones for hitting those damn lights

[toxic bison]

?

[daring current]

who would have tought that less ttk is what makes a weapon op

[tender cypress]

I might get a small plush and impale him skewer him put him on my backpack, but I definitely want the hoodie and hat

I also think some stickers for my laptop would go hard

[toxic bison]

the weapon that does a lot of damage at once is good at hurting the character with the low health pool, no coincidence if you ask me!

[rancid schooner]

what is ur laptop

[odd locust]

anyone familiar with this TFAV8005 error? got a solution?

[tender cypress]

Asus smth or other

It's old as hell, has a lifespan of 3 hours, been dropped a handful of times (Not by me, amazingly)

[rancid schooner]

wut Asus rog tuf zephyrus

[limber pebble]

i fucking hate spotify not display what shit am i listening rn in discord ffs

[visual walrus]

Being able to pop a single cerb shot on a light and burn them to death within 1 second is ridiculous @tender cypress @oak schooner. I would like to see a heal beam user actually get save their teammate

[rancid schooner]

oh

[daring current]

you have been unveiled as a league player, be ashamed

[rancid schooner]

does anyone know to change club owner?

[daring current]

kmn,b jnbhjm bfhnv jr

[toxic bison]

true

[visual walrus]

If you instalock Yasuo, you’re getting sent to the deepest levels of hell

[rancid schooner]

lil u kno that steam game code

[tender cypress]

An "Asus Vivobook"

[visual walrus]

You belong in a museum

[rancid schooner]

not for gaming man

[tender cypress]

Dude, my highest is like 11 with Seraphine, go take a walk, get in the fucking shower, talk to men

[toxic bison]

hate when i scratch off a gift card and they ask me to enter commas

[limber pebble]

hell naaah not the voiceline 😭

[tender cypress]

Yeah i'm well aware, it's my work and school laptop.

[rancid schooner]

Can we all agree the new censor is bullshit, it just removed a message because I said woops

[limber pebble]

SERAPHINE? AND YOU TELL ME TO TOUCH GRASS?

[toxic bison]

sounds like poops, mods ban him

[rancid schooner]

game also on switch tho

[tender cypress]

Seraphine + Crystal Staff = Literal hell

[visual walrus]

I’m a recovering league addict

[daring current]

thats actually a slur

[tender cypress]

Hop on, i'll be the support

[wise acorn]

is double xp active now?

[tender cypress]

No, I think I said it quite clearly

[visual walrus]

Glory to Khazixstan! @tender cypress and no

[toxic bison]

there’s a boost idk if it’s double

[ancient hatch]

Hello chat

[limber pebble]

rate the build guys 💀

[rancid schooner]

I cant tell if thats a joke or not

[toxic bison]

is joke

[rancid schooner]

any embark helper? im trying to leave the game and would like to know if there's any way to make someone else my club owner.

[obtuse garden]

You went from finals… to League… that’s more shameful then going to Apex

[tender cypress]

No idea what the 4th item is, but that seems annoying. Now... lets see that vision score

[turbid sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-nama-tama-ai-gif-12288954765645688405

[tranquil notch]

thats not my nama tama

[toxic bison]

the censorship is likely due to it being an early build for console text chat since they need it moderated harsher

[visual walrus]

Eewwww

[limber pebble]

Finals - Valorant - Finals - Valorant - League

[obtuse garden]

Cursed

[rancid schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[tender cypress]

From bad to worse to worst

[ancient hatch]

.... arc raiders ....

[limber pebble]

dont blame me

[rancid schooner]

I blame you.

[tender cypress]

I'm starting to see why people want it to be PvE instead of PvPvE

[daring current]

bot match

[limber pebble]

like holy skibidi damage so high i could afford building shadowflame in lethality build 💀

[limber pebble]

least strange normals

[tender cypress]

Yuck, a Chogath

All my homies play Mundo

[sonic mulch]

20 in 1 round

[visual walrus]

What in the fuck is their comp 😭

[tender cypress]

Whats more impressive is that someone managed to go 0/0/9

[limber pebble]

smthng like "i hate clicking in botlane"

[visual walrus]

They never played smash bros or a brawler game in general and it shows

[tender cypress]

The iconic "I fucking hate you and want to make this game miserable" comp

[turbid sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034854055152996393/1345409667685285919/hydrogen4.gif

[limber pebble]

and Briar :3

[tender cypress]

Unless they nerfed Sett in the last 3 months, that comp seems more annoying than powerful

[limber pebble]

they didnt

[visual walrus]

All I know is K6/Darius/Thresh and that’s all I need to know

[tender cypress]

Classic Riot moment

[visual walrus]

He sells skins

Riot knows damn well what they’re doing. They been doing the same song and dance for like 15 years

[tender cypress]

Hot take but 90% of League skins are atrocious. Genuinely atrocious.

[visual walrus]

That’s not a hot take, it’s really not

[limber pebble]

yeah
ngl im ashamed of this

[tender cypress]

The only skin I ever bought was Space Groove Rumble

[tender cypress]

You could have bought me a Nama plush with that kind of money

[limber pebble]

vro hell nah nama not gonna carry my teammates

[visual walrus]

I bought more skins than I should have. I was really into J4 for a while..

[tender cypress]

J4....

[tender cypress]

I hate anyone with any sort of movement restrcition, I cant stand it

[limber pebble]

eh its least of problems nowadays

[tender cypress]

Slows roots and stuns are the stupidest inventions in modern gaming, besides paywalls and lootboxes

[visual walrus]

I was really into building DMP and Sheen then the rest of the kit to counter build/support

[tender cypress]

Like a silence or a disarm I can put up with, slows I can manage, roots and stuns make me want to KILL SOMEONE

(I say as if my build doesnt revolve around slows, roots and stuns)

[visual walrus]

It was disgustingly effective for J4 with his cc and ability to isolate. Only folks with multiple leaps could outmatch my pace like Tris

[willow ferry]

Guys, 3 or 8?

[visual walrus]

Held up well in Teamfights since J4 is a bruiser

[limber pebble]

8

[tender cypress]

Funnily enough those are both of my favourite numbers

[willow ferry]

Gotta choose one

[tender cypress]

8

[willow ferry]

Good man!

[tender cypress]

Yeah, I like charecters who can hold themselves in teamfights, makes my job easier

[visual walrus]

Jungle is imo the most important role in the game so I always want to make sure my jungler can pop off, I’d go and invade or ambush mid with him if mid opp had a strong lead

[dull vortex]

[visual walrus]

I’m a recovering League addict, please save me

[limber pebble]

do not play league
its really boring

[tender cypress]

Yeah, I do build mobility just so I can help the jungler pressure other lanes if my ADC has a firm grip on bottom lane

[limber pebble]

itemization sucks
you build all same shit
ezreal had like 4 builds
now only one 😭

[winged dawn]

PLAY SOME SINGLE PLAYER GAMES FFS

[toxic bison]

okay im back league sucks

[tender cypress]

Hop on Overwatch instead. The new ranked mode is literally just League

[smoky raft]

What if they added a spec for light that let you walk through walls, but also added a gadget on heavy that made it so that nearby walls can't be walked through or dematted?

[visual walrus]

The sweaty whacky Netflix-glazing game has done irreparable damage to my mental

[celest bone]

Can anyone name a streamer that has finals twitch drops on

[limber pebble]

it does sadlyyyyyy

on paper such a great game

on reality just a milking cow
wompies

[visual walrus]

Neon/Appoh/Bizzy

[smoky raft]

Lampiscute

[visual walrus]

Lycommit lol

[winged dawn]

ah yes we love very specific additions that are only usefull in certain situations

[toxic bison]

i just like shmovement so the only mobas ive ever not hated were gigantic and deadlock

[celest bone]

Like, live rn

[limber pebble]

saying as someone who was kinda addicted to Ezreal

[visual walrus]

Balatro

[visual walrus]

I’d rather sacrifice my first born than play that shite

[winged dawn]

MA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I HAVE 300 HOURS ON THAT SHIIITTTT

[tender cypress]

Release new, overpowered charecter
Price them higher than other charecters
Profit
Nerf charecter into ground

[limber pebble]

ohhh deadlockkkk
i wish i was not in russia cuz ppl come from dota, and dota is like toxicity itself
make a mistake and you cooked

[smoky raft]

The wall reinforcement gadget for heavy would also prevent destruction of anything other than goo, debris, and barricades.

[winged dawn]

play hades too if u havent yet

[visual walrus]

Never stopped playing hades

[limber pebble]

these days they dont even overpower them

[winged dawn]

fucking metal man didnt know you were chill like that

[visual walrus]

It’s pure virtual cocaine so yeah valid

[tender cypress]

"Don't worry little Valve fan, Uncle Gabe has enough shitty balance patches to keep you fed for years. INTERN! BRING ME ANOTHER MCGINNIS NERF, THE BEBOP IS COMPLAINING"

[limber pebble]

bebop complaining? 💀
more like complaining about him

[winged dawn]

okay but seriously try playing some actuall singleplayer games that have a story and a narrative

[tender cypress]

Nah it's lowkey fun

[toxic bison]

i honestly can’t decide on a main in that game but ive gravitated towards paradox

[visual walrus]

I was this chill the whole time

[clever juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/vengaboys-dance-muscles-gif-15427731

[limber pebble]

heh, gravitated

[clever juniper]

hello chat

[tender cypress]

Amazingly, I've only ever seen McGinnis complaints, despite the fact that in the late game I can hook, bomb, uppercut, refresh, hook, bomb, uppercut, and finish them off with a beam if they don't die from the 6000 damage I just inflicted

[visual walrus]

BG3/Midnight Suns/TLOU2 I pick up

[clever juniper]

have they added mnk support to console yet

[smoky raft]

It would basically be another stalling tool for heavy. Prevents phasing through walls, demat, and and charg n' slam as entry tools, while making sure it's somewhat counterable by allowing people to break through goo and other things that could block the cashout.

[toxic bison]

no

[clever juniper]

ok

[limber pebble]

yeah thank you for reminding me why i quit deadlock

[visual walrus]

Do I have any racing game stans in the chat right now?

[tender cypress]

Paradox is fun, but it feels like she relies on her gun a little too much for my liking. That's why I like McGinnis, I can play off my turrets, heal the team and provide a hailstorm of lead

[limber pebble]

tho items got their icons and they cool af

[orchid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-moment-gif-23270010

[tender cypress]

I like Mario Kart, thats it

[toxic bison]

deadlock’s skill ceiling was just a bit daunting and i had no one who played it rly, im not interested in learning in a hostile environment fuck moba players

[tender cypress]

Nah bro, having a Dynamo stun me for 4 seconds while dealing 20% of my life every 0.5 seconds is so much fun

[willow ferry]

“Lifestyle” young thug

[winged dawn]

u could also play some darksouls like peak sekiro or elden rings and if you want something similar ish to bg3 there is disco elysium wich is imo the best story game ever

[toxic bison]

obligatory play outer wilds

[winged dawn]

subnautica too, these 2 games always felt very similar to me

[limber pebble]

cant agree more

[worn ferry]

Time to fly into the sun

[tender cypress]

Play Sifu, such a great game that didnt make me break any controllers or throw any couch cushions at my newborn

[willow ferry]

Is it more like borderlands or no man’s sky???

[winged dawn]

i love sifu too idk why its not more popular

[toxic bison]

NMS but no combat

[tender cypress]

Outer Wilds being compared to Borderlands is actually crazy

[worn ferry]

No man's sky but more art forward and story related

[visual walrus]

My favorite fucking game of all time 😭, memory loss will not be a loss because I will be able to experience Outer Wilds for the first time again

[toxic bison]

i fucking loved absolver i wish they made a sequel

[visual walrus]

Sifu*

[tender cypress]

1. It's difficult
2. Easy mode is practically cheating
3. If you're good, you dont get a ton of gameplay out of it. It took me 12 hours to beat

[toxic bison]

it’s not the same

[worn ferry]

Outer wilds is an art piece of a video game that everyone should try

[winged dawn]

if you want something that u would also like to have amnesia to play again there is inscryption

[tender cypress]

Speaking of art, Slime Rancher is really good

[visual walrus]

It’s not for everyone but for those it resonates with, they’ll regret having played it because they can’t experience it again with fresh eyes

[visual walrus]

Done and done

[winged dawn]

i didnt fint it too hard up until the final boss and the guy with the spear these felt like the hardest jumps in the game but anything else was smooth sailing (kinda)

[worn ferry]

I regret watching someone play it and not just waiting to get it on my PS4

I'm gonna play the dlc without any spoilers

[dull vortex]

[visual walrus]

The dlc made me cry dude

[winged dawn]

disco elysium now i swear its peak trust

[worn ferry]

More moving than the transdimensional being stuck in a quantum planet?

[visual walrus]

By watching someone play Outer Wilds, you missed out on experiencing the ||canon realizations of what was really happening|| and I feel for you

[winged dawn]

no one fuckig click that if u havent played

[visual walrus]

Yes, Mobius Games somehow one upped themselves.

[worn ferry]

Wack

[willow ferry]

Is there a story behind it or no?

[tender cypress]

I beat the first level on my first try (Poorly, of course) but The Club and onward got pretty difficult. Sean was annoying, The Musuem was more annoying, The Tower was overall difficult, and The Sancturary was alright, until I got to the final boss, (Spoilers) ||Where my iconic "build up focus from parries and blocks and use focus attacks" didnt work becuase he was immune||

[worn ferry]

Massive overarching story. The worlds around you explain it. Play it

[tender cypress]

Like, the musuem boss had me stuck for a solid 4 hours

[visual walrus]

The game and dlc is full of tragedy and yet beauty too by the end of everything ig

[toxic bison]

i actually don’t own the DLC but ive heard mixed things about it

[tender cypress]

Pretty much all DLC in a nutshell

[worn ferry]

Time to play 7 matches of Beat the endangered tigers with a sledgehammer

[worn ferry]

Don't spill too much man

[tender cypress]

I need to play 10 rounds of "baby sit the whiny tank while the enemy snipers try and shoot me down"

[winged dawn]

the fact that he|| just outright blocks how i played the game really demoralized me and i stopped playing for a few days ||

[tender lance]

Wth did they do to the AK's recoil? It feels so weird now

[icy tundra]

lemons

[worn ferry]

I love "UBER CHARGE HEAVY" only for them and me to die

[visual walrus]

It’s a puzzle mystery game. You could technically beat the game on your first ever run if you knew how but finishing the game isn’t the point; it’s the experience along the way (insert corny the friends we made along way meme here)

[icy tundra]

@rancid schooner

[tender cypress]

I got to him at 10pm on a Thursday and just said "fuck it we ball.". I went to bed at like, 1am

[rancid schooner]

[willow ferry]

Last question, how repeatable is from it being like Minecraft (10) or abzu (0)

[visual walrus]

Maybe 1 for the things you may missed in all the carnage but it’s one and done

[toxic bison]

abzu banger !!!!

[worn ferry]

Like going to a museum

[willow ferry]

YEAAA BUDDY

[past narwhal]

i really gotta run l*ght 🤮

[winged dawn]

idk if you played sekiro but this boss is just an old man compared to ishin oooh boy that guy took me a weekend of 10 hours sessions💀

[visual walrus]

Once you seen it, you’ll have seen it 10 more times

[limber pebble]

carpal syndrome gun

[willow ferry]

Kowabummer dude 🫤🤙 I see why it was outshined by nms

[past narwhal]

real

[tender cypress]

I haven't played Sekiro or any souls like game (Except DS3, which I barely played). My friends keeps trying to get me into them

[winged dawn]

sekiro was the reason i played sifu in the first time, i gotta say theyre pretty similar in certain parts (parrys mostly)but if you enjoyed sifu you will enjoy sekiro even more

[dull vortex]

Damn new mode is fun

[golden oracle]

i was playing like a bot today

[visual walrus]

Wdymmm, I’m not spoiling anything, we’re just talking about retrospective at the end of the game

[granite steeple]

I sometimes want to go back in time and find some of these people’s mom and have a kid with them just so whenever I come back to present time they’ll be my kid and have some kind of talent playing a video game

[tender cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1367064242481664040/execution.gif

[visual walrus]

Well NMS is a role playing live-service ecosystem whereas Outer Wilds is a living breathing title with a gripping story that unfortunately reaches a conclusion you can’t come back from.

[granite steeple]

I wonder how many people are playing this game rn

[visual walrus]

NMS is ai-generated worlds where Outer Wilds is all handcrafted

The sad thing is that Outer Wilds came out around the same time as Outer Worlds so most people have those games mixed up since theyre “space” games

[vital wolf]

What spec would be best to use with Lewis gun? I’m new to the heavy class and rn I’m using mesh shield with it

[visual walrus]

Goo and Mesh work fine

[faint grove]

Is heavy hitters good brahs

[vital wolf]

Alr bet

[faint grove]

Most likely somewhere around 80k

[granite steeple]

But it takes 5 minutes to load into a game where as others 1

[faint grove]

Are you using crossplay

[karmic valley]

this gamemode is soo fucking good

[granite steeple]

Yes maam

[visual walrus]

If you hate turrets and like playing Tower Defense games, then Goo. If you like playing a tank and protecting your team, then Mesh

[faint grove]

Are you from asia

[fresh kernel]

After about a year of ignoring it, I finally configured my fans in BIOS to stop the god awful ramping up and down sound

Stable 1500 RPM with smart fans to increase/decrease when temps change

[granite steeple]

Clean your desk

[limber pebble]

A YEARRRRRRR

[willow ferry]

Thanks for not spoiling it whilst explaining lol

[faint grove]

Clean yo desk cuh

[fresh kernel]

I’m well aware of this lmao. I’m getting a new desk soon

[ember heron]

you have Fans in your bio? wish i had fans :[

[toxic bison]

people saying this would get old are crazy to me

[granite steeple]

So when new desk comes you clean

[fresh kernel]

Yes, it will have storage cubbies so I can avoid the mess

[visual walrus]

I’ve gotten really good at selling my game over the years 🦦

[granite steeple]

What do you drive

[willow ferry]

Do you have a “retirement” game?

[granite steeple]

Your mom

[visual walrus]

Oof that’s a tough question

[willow ferry]

NOW THATS CLEVER

[visual walrus]

Define retirement

[copper estuary]

any of you xbox folks are able to play the game?

[fresh kernel]

You mean my desk? It’s an old wooden desk I got from my parents like 10 years ago

[karmic valley]

REAL
like where else you would be able to clip people like that???

[granite steeple]

I said what do you drive sir

[willow ferry]

If you decide to stop video games but not cold turkey, what’s a game that you’ll play to gently ween you off gaming permanently…

[karmic valley]

as LTM this shit rocks hard

and i wish embark would make more experimental modes which can cause new mechanics for weapons/gadgets over the time

[faint grove]

Unlimited teamkills ltm

[fresh kernel]

A 2009 Volvo XC70

[visual walrus]

If Embark put this as like a “sweat break” in between the first and second rounds of World Tour, the community would be more positive on average

[toxic bison]

need to get that jump pad team wipe

[karmic valley]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-gif-12554037691025205909

your enemies have to be like this for that goal

[visual walrus]

Just like two minutes of Heavy Hitters in WT would go crazy

[visual walrus]

Metal Gear Solid 3

[turbid sierra]

Average engimo fanboy

[worn ferry]

Dude the combos you can do with teammates are crazy in heavy hitters. You can fling ppl like it's pinball

[worn ferry]

Thank you for this

[limber pebble]

do you have any info on the author of.. the art
is he alive even

[turbid sierra]

AI

[karmic valley]

engimo
more like fucking shitty comapy-imo

[limber pebble]

:(

[worn ferry]

GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED THE BP

[karmic valley]

@limber pebble wanna play heavy shitters?

[limber pebble]

haiiiii sowwies eyes hurt im brain rotting rn

tomorrow morninggg!!!!!!!!!!

[karmic valley]

np health is way more important

[lavish cobalt]

Ranked Heavy Hitters next season. Thoughts?

[limber pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1374849270037090346/sniper_diff.gif

[karmic valley]

splendid

[fresh kernel]

I took out one of my 8 gig sticks of Ram that wasn't matching with my Corsair ram. Wonder if that will improve performance

[karmic valley]

this gamemode is just too good so we should try to play tennis by punching guy to each other

[tender cypress]

Real

[karmic valley]

btw embark should nerf red tigers team

[versed gale]

the finals

[humble wedge]

embark nerf vald :b

[faint grove]

las finales

[limber pebble]

;d

[fresh kernel]

Technical Question of the day:

Will removing an old stick of ram and only using my new ram going to improve performance on my PC

[toxic bison]

wouldn’t mind if they did an overwatch where you could play it while queueing for tournaments

[unreal cedar]

Is there anyway to use text chat on xbox?

[pastel gull]

...? what

[fresh kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wtf-eyes-look-phone-gif-3927559383930151204

BRO WHY IS THE FINALS USING 9 GIGS OF RAM

[toxic bison]

ive been busy whacking hoes with hammers

[pastel gull]

cns hacking yo shit

[orchid moat]

...I guess its back to World Tour grind....

[covert flax]

normal for video games these days
one time I had Roblox taking up 19 gigs (thanks devs for making dog code and memory leaks as your dayjob please go reset character)

[fresh kernel]

Task Manager isn't responding, fuck

[toxic bison]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-looks-down-monkey-accepts-death-monkey-closes-eyes-monkey-gif-18378011595625755060

[pastel gull]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[orchid moat]

Did u already finish??

[toxic bison]

fuck no im diamond 1 💔

[pastel gull]

plebs havent hit E1 and G1 what are we doing

[orchid moat]

Im diamond 4 ;< ur closer than meee

[spring fjord]

LIGHTS DONT KNOW

[fathom lance]

If anyone of you meets the following players, be aware they are using WH and Aimbot.. CleverPride#7280 BigClash#1386 BouncyLobster#9684

[spring fjord]

holy dia 1 you are like top 500

[toxic bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-get-a-job-gif-16430635512720548759

[true nova]

@stiff kernel

[humble wedge]

nerf the red tigers

[orchid moat]

-report

fuck, whats that command to show how he supposed to do it?

[worn ferry]

Buff the blue tigers

[tardy marlin]

Add green tigers NOW

[fathom lance]

I gave up on everything except ingame reports.. I have reported a lot of people with video report and they are still playing even with obvious video evidence..

[uneven mantle]

@slim estuary @vale dew goofy tbag first rounded

[toxic bison]

WT not ranked i didnt have time for ranked this season

[orchid moat]

Contact eggmail and they will direct you in proper channel :>

[fathom lance]

I know the correct channels xD i just want to make aware.

[tepid flame]

hi KIWIII

[vale dew]

@uneven mantle what are you talking about, toxic little light

[hard bramble]

engimo leading

[toxic bison]

every time i am talking in here it is because i am currently not capable of playing

[daring current]

brain is leaking

[tender cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/asus-msi-obi-wan-sith-destroy-gif-18039908123598928186

[native hull]

Guys, I have a legit question about the M26 Matter
Why do I sometimes nuke half of a Heavy's health from far away with a single pellet to the head, but other times barely damage a Light at point blank from behind ?

[tranquil current]

Bruvs! I just received my little Nama tama plushie but didn’t get a code. I heard there was a code. Has anyone else got theirs? Perhaps only the big plushie gets the code??

[daring current]

skill issue

[granite steeple]

Figures

[tender cypress]

It doesnt explicitly state that there's no code on the merch site

[native hull]

Yeah I figured I'm probably not clicking hard enough

[daring current]

rais yo hands
simon didnt say

[tranquil current]

Soft hugs included yet I haven’t gotten a hug yet

[wraith cargo]

If anyone plans on competeing in the major and needs more teammates please hmu ASAP no Rockie 😭

[eternal mountain]

That’s breakfast right there

[wraith cargo]

I want one can you send me a link

[spring fjord]

DAEQUAN IS HIM

[tranquil current]

Yeah true. I only expected a code because Oscar stated in one of the streams that there may be a code for a chest badge thing.

[visual walrus]

That’s a good point. Rivals has a practice range and a goofy pubg like lobby before a match so if that was implemented into the finals that would be really good

[tranquil current]

The finals merch store.

I ordered it like 2 months ago haha

[desert drum]

Is it just me or do you rarely see heavies?
I swear 80% of the players are light, then 20% are mediums

[tender cypress]

When I played it was 20% light 40% medium 40% heavy

[wraith cargo]

Heavy hitters best event in the game yet

[toxic bison]

it’s not even close

too bad the cosmetics are hideous LOL

[karmic valley]

@spring fjord you should reconsider

[obtuse garden]

Really? I see 60% light 30% medium 10% heavy. Half the time I’m the only heavy in the lobby

[tender cypress]

Nah bro, snowball blitz

[wraith cargo]

The heist event had the best cosmetics the blue sweat pants was fire I still use then a lot

[desert drum]

i'm a med main because i hate the ugly model lol, but i wish i could play them

[tender cypress]

I mean, given enough time, someone may never see a light in their entire playtime

[obtuse garden]

Wdym?

[wraith cargo]

I can't stand med anymore I play about 90% light 10% heavy

[daring current]

me when syntaxis

[desert drum]

I'm a medium main. I like the heavy equipment, but i hate their guns and being a fat ass

[subtle sapphire]

chat i think woman are stinkii and i hate them

[obtuse garden]

Then choose buff heavy with the muscle build

[daring current]

:scrappy

[desert drum]

what

[atomic spindle]

nice

[obtuse garden]

@sacred wyvern

[spring fjord]

QUICK CASH IS CORPORATE SLOP

[rotund dirge]

thats pretty gay

[sacred wyvern]

Thank you

[toxic bison]

i only ever play light or heavy really i cant fucking stand playing medium

[spring fjord]

NOW THIS GUY IS SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE

[tender cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234086564628267058/1322861601094897714/attachment-48.gif

[sacred wyvern]

Oh really pookie? Is that so?

[limber pebble]

TRY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS YOU WILL LIKE IT

[spring fjord]

holy crap is that a real woman

[subtle sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-get-away-shoo-disappear-kitten-gif-6412789497159937988

[turbid sierra]

Literally me this morning. Before heavy hitters, world tour before 8 am was usually full of casuals with either very little or no sweats on yet cuz they haven’t woke up yet. But when I played this morning literally every round I was in had only tryhard medium stackers with no casual in sight cuz they all went to play heavy hitters lmao

[rotund dirge]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[sacred wyvern]

I'm an illusion

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-creature-spikey-dance-dancing-gif-5902215595831171069

[sacred wyvern]

So you hate me 😞?

[celest totem]

I got spanked in heavy hitter yesterday

[wraith cargo]

Same med feels like a chore light I have so much fun flying across the map with the most fun weapon choices too grapple, new smg, nade, thermal bore, sonal till the day I die (also sniper I love me some sniping)

[subtle sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/pannik-cell-unitaz-damir0702-панник-gif-27257944

[celest bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-keanu-we-have-a-city-to-burn-handsome-shades-off-gif-16336796

[rancid schooner]

u liked it?

[pulsar mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[worn ferry]

Do y'all think I can get the enemy team to not fight me in Heavy hitters?

[tender cypress]

Welcome back, to slop live

[spring fjord]

is that you in your pfp

[daring current]

thanks, for slopping by

[ember heron]

gotta love some Sporrrrre

[celest totem]

It was.... Everything a girl could dream of

[rancid schooner]

how to change the club owner?

[turbid sierra]

HANKKKK DONT FALL FOR IT, SHES ACTUALLY A 37 YEAR OLD GUY IRL HANKKKKKK

[tender cypress]

No, it's "Thanks............ for slopping by"

[lone blaze]

ENGIBROS WE ARE SO UP RIGHT NOW

[celest totem]

Yes

[daring current]

https://tenor.com/view/tail-anime-wag-happy-excited-gif-8127429024442703016 oh wrong gif, oh well

[sacred wyvern]

IM NOT I SWEAR

[true nova]

Haven’t heard that name in ages

[toxic bison]

thinking about going into a tournament and fighting a ruby stack when i could be smacking people around with hammers

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/darker-than-black-yin-smile-nothing-to-smile-about-in-my-life-gif-7281921397073157827

[subtle sapphire]

eventon

[daring current]

https://tenor.com/view/sewerslvt-gif-27230618

[turbid sierra]

Realest thing I’ve heard today

[true nova]

I killed Marshall in the new mode

[sacred wyvern]

Ignoring my message is wild

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/minimax-hailuo-ai-ia-dog-gif-1933080277053352628

[subtle sapphire]

thats not hard marshall is bad at the finals

[celest totem]

Belly busterd out the dang map for more than half my deaths

[toxic bison]

it sucks cuz i have such a ways to go so i probably won’t even get to play that much of the event 😭

[turbid sierra]

He doesnt even play at all, all he does is sit on my desk and block my game when im trying to play

[subtle sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-walk-creature-animal-funky-gif-907142756786044099

[tender cypress]

Clearly he's emotional support

[true nova]

@subtle sapphire look #⚡┇the-finals-chat message

[sacred wyvern]

I'm crashing out

[toxic bison]

iur

[subtle sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-thanos-discord-discord-meme-fish-gif-11376395342115408538

[wraith cargo]

Y'all think if I post in the club recruitment looking to get picked up instead of advertising a club they take down my post???

[vital wolf]

So how does world tour actually work

[tender cypress]

It doesnt

[ember heron]

sowwie

[sacred wyvern]

[ember heron]

Sometimes the geniousness of a The Finals player surprises me

[daring current]

3 rounds of quick cash, 2 stations, 2 boxes, 4 teams
usually there is a gimmick, this time is 2 in game events can be running at the same time which can include also past gimmicks weve been seeing.
You will be able to change your loadout based on your reserve during the round and you just have to get the most money by the end of each round
and limited respawns

[tender cypress]

"The F students are the inventors"

[golden oracle]

"they are so funckin creative"

[turbid sierra]

I’m gold 3 atm (I exclusively solo queue) and because of that I have never gotten my hopes up to get anything higher lol

[vital wolf]

where do I see the rewards? How does the progression system work

[neon cape]

"Marshall" sounds like someone trying to say "Marc Chagall" but doing that thing where you like run out of breath and inhale air (but keep talking as not to make it too embarrassing) in the middle

like "Marc Ch- [swallows air] -all"

[sacred wyvern]

Guys @subtle sapphire is single if you want him

[ember heron]

invetors

[subtle sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-hop-on-spore-gif-27207761

[tender cypress]

I dunno what spore is, but I keep getting a video titled "I made Minos Prime in spore" recomended to me on YouTube

[toxic bison]

“bestie” you say from under a marlu shaped trench coat

[celest totem]

No lie, the muting is absolutely terrifying

[limber pebble]

18th may 25

wait he got muted?

[golden oracle]

what did you bro do

[limber pebble]

ts NOT DESERVED

[ember heron]

Bruh, i didn't even know how

[worn ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-cacodemon-awesome-doom-hearts-gif-17521887

[elfin jewel]

gg

duo throws games if solo queue is light

[hard bramble]

alfa acta chud wouldn't act like that, this is low level propaganda

[toxic bison]

is there anything more british than spelling cuz with an o

[foggy mason]

who tf you playin with

[daring current]

you can see them just before you start matching, in the same menu where you choose game mode, the rewards for multibucks are just set to the rank where you get to and to climb you just play enough, af course winning gets you the most but the progression is just playing enough to get the wt points

[elfin jewel]

remove duo queue from ranked

[elfin jewel]

solo q
2 games they full throw because I play light

[toxic bison]

me mate play light u can’t

[foggy mason]

insane

[eternal mountain]

vro

[golden oracle]

why my skull emoij is replaced by 🐰

[limber pebble]

what lang is that

[jagged pulsar]

man I'm dead

[toxic bison]

br*t

[limber pebble]

i regret having eyes

[ember heron]

My Pet

[pine echo]

what does seeding mean when you queue ranked?

[versed gale]

the finals

[eternal mountain]

That is some of the most reptilian I’ve ever seen before 🦎 🐍 🦖

[golden oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[humble wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199065224347664518/1352315780166844474/OspuzeCEOClapping.gif

[golden oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-tongue-laugh-flightreacts-flight-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-739589491343629007

[daring current]

after a couple matches based on your performances you get a rank asigned

[toxic bison]

it takes your team’s collective rank score against the others and depending on where you are between them all you’ll be punished more or less for your win/loss

[trim talon]

[humble wedge]

[willow ferry]

What’s your favorite song of the hour?

[humble wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199065224347664518/1353826954373107803/OspuzeCEOHair.gif

[sacred wyvern]

Hey so, I didn't like that

[dusk anchor]

heavy hitters is so fucking fun i hope they make it permenant

[eternal mountain]

Are you rendering this locally?

[tender cypress]

Damn, the only good looking CEO

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-dumb-and-dumber-whatever-fine-whatever-gif-gif-7892631202993336744

[golden oracle]

mamma mia

[ember heron]

where's your spaghetti?

[subtle sapphire]

@stiff kernel

[limber pebble]

am tired

[humble wedge]

Don't have any

[elfin jewel]

guys the class sucks so we must throw the game

[ember heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

[stiff kernel]

that's so satisfying, thank you Jag

[humble wedge]

I'll film it rq

[willow ferry]

Don’t look at me like that, unless you tryna… 😏

[tall verge]

I have a meme like this one but it'll get me banned

[limber pebble]

андрюшка <3

[elfin jewel]

they're bad
just a regular boosted ruby

[golden oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/rickert-hamster-stinky-shower-grittie-gif-23278160

[broken moon]

Пидрюшка

[novel bear]

is bronze 3 good

[limber pebble]

BEST

[humble wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hug-fia-gif-25181619

[broken moon]

Palpatine and anakin:

[elfin jewel]

half the rubies are literally ruby because of teaming meta cheese or cheating
outside of ranked most of them aren't even a threat

[foggy mason]

whats the rpm of the fcar

[ember heron]

more like CNS and Scotty

[worn ferry]

Its the emeralds to look out for

[limber pebble]

half the rubies are literally ruby

[elfin jewel]

540

[broken moon]

ABSOLUTEEEEEEE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[novel bear]

is it feasible to get to bronze 1 before the end of the season

[broken moon]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

[worn ferry]

It took me an hour to play 7 matches of Heavy Hitters

[jolly parrot]

You can do anything you put your mind to. Believe in yo self

[tall verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1375464151652241428/we_do_not_censor_we_cultivate_the_finals_clip_why_are_you_hiding_from_me_you_ENGIMO_480p.mp4

[novel bear]

you are right... i just gotta believe in myself

[tender cypress]

Oh yeah? Then why am I still single. Checkmate

[ember heron]

we know you have him under mind control

[broken moon]

Double barrel.

[toxic bison]

i can’t believe i still have 2 hours here this is going at a fucking snail’s pace 😭

[limber pebble]

ew db

[jolly parrot]

Try harder, alternatively lower your standards

[tall verge]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-gif-1227201251014243577

[novel bear]

is the dematerializer possible in real life

[humble wedge]

Probably not

[broken moon]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-goblin-boohoo-gif-4824695827001424029

[tall verge]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-gif-1227201251014243577

[novel bear]

why

[limber pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-skeleton-crying-emote-gif-22035041

[low gorge]

at what range does m11 starts doing less dps than xp ?

[broken moon]

Yes.

[novel bear]

3cm

[pulsar mauve]

Demat in general needs a nerf.

It shouldn't cover such a wide area, be able to draw/stow instantly, and work instantly.

They already nerfed regular destruction recently when they made it kick up a shit ton of dust, the game doesn't need an instant delete button.

Adding a specific counter just makes it a must-pick, which I dislike. Soft counters over hard counters whenever possible.

[inland yoke]

This chat forever have someone typing

[sterile pine]

LiGhT Is ThE HaRdEsT ClaSs To PlAy

[tender cypress]

No, no it doesnt

[pulsar mauve]

As you posted that there was a solid 5 seconds of nothing.

[inland yoke]

Seems slow today cause my messages would’ve been got lost into the ocean

[elfin jewel]

love how I see the stupidest bots achieve diamond and when I queue it's 2 people who throw for fun

[novel bear]

I think that we need to nerf mgl, it is too prevalent in bronze 3 lobbies 😡

[limber pebble]

be honored by your plat rank

[inland yoke]

Riight lol I noticed that

[pulsar mauve]

Bronze players can't make the MGL32 work, come on.

[pulsar mauve]

Why is it OK for Medium to steal Heavy's role of destruction with a spec that's better than regular destruction?

[inland yoke]

???

[novel bear]

¿¿¿

[tender cypress]

The Finals experience

[jolly parrot]

I agree a little bit, but I don't want to nerf demat. Buff goo nades so you can make horizontal walls, instead of the low throw make that the switch button

[inland yoke]

Touché

[ember heron]

finally but not last

[novel bear]

mgl needs nerfing it is too strong

[tender cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167208063674093629/1317656608590925834/ezgif-5-ed545da372.gif

[inland yoke]

Says no one ever

[novel bear]

incorrect, natko says so

[ashen pumice]

Hello pussi cats

[tall verge]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[worn ferry]

Who tf are these random white roles

[limber pebble]

im not buying ur subsctiption