#endgame-lounge
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i mean if youre quick with your mouse thats fine ig
i play legacy standard so i have to move my camera to walk backwards
if backstepping is too slow
but i usually side walk if i need to do that
backstepping is always too slow lol, also im pretty quick with the mouse
so im still facing the boss enough
Yes
Legacy is standard run backwards
Standard camera backpeddle
And it also move toward boss if your camera is orientated toward boss
Like if you run away from boss but camera is oriented toward boss
oopsies
You will run toward boss
Even with pressing w to move away
I have died enough time to that shit to never use standard now
you scare me
I swapped to legacy immediately as I started
dont like it when camera is locked to the character
ive tried legacy so many times but my brain just cannot compute it hilariously enough

could you elaborate
what part of it confuses you
i have a visual processing disorder and something about it just makes it kick up and so i get very confused which ends up with my brain just shutting off lol its nothing abt the game its just a mental thing
its disorienting for me
I like legacy since
I want to be able to lock my camera to 1 place
And control my character based on it
Icicles in shinryu unreal
P8S volcanic torches
Mechs like these i need to throw my camera at an angle and resolve it
having to constantly be in charge of my camera just makes me feel more locked in
maybe from years and thousands of hours in fps games??? if i had to think of a reasoning???
And coming from skyrim
moving in tandem is just ingrained in me
I use hybrid camera plugin which basically adds the rightclick character rotation of standard to legacy
Best of both world
Should have this by default in game
transphobe btw
yeah i'm not surprised that thordan is transphobic
i assumed you did, i was just being annoying
...checked their profile and jesus fucking christ
How Thordan would react if you asked for pronouns: "I use any pronouns! thanks for asking!"
that is 4chan levels of transphobia
not surprising seeing as it's twitter
but jfc
it is kinda crazy to be that overtly transphobic on ff14twt
except for this guy apparently
i don't really buy into the whole "how could this person be bigoted but also a fan of (property)" but existing in online communities for something where people are super - as you just said - gay trans or both
but being a bigot
mb
that is crazy
like when you said they were transphobic i was expecting run of the mill Just Asking Questions, not straight up slurs 💀
Oh I blocked this musty fucker ages ago
hlly
this game allows you to dress up cute girls, so it attracts those types
speaking as a long running Star Trek fan it is something that the fandom has constantly struggled with, despite the progressive theming of the Federation as what is essentially a post scarcity socialist utopia and the overall message of "hey we should all learn to coexist peacefully", there is a huge chunk of fans who are.......fucking awful and who think Trek has only recently "gone woke"
Trek had an extremely heavy handed race metaphor aired on live TV over 60 years ago but yeah sure it's only recently that the series is woke
it's utterly bizarre
We are regressing as society
Even with all the tech breakthrough
Somehow the mindset is regressing backwards
alas spreading love and acceptance doesnt make money but hate sure does
Internet has so much info but morons would rather believe some grifter
Instead of searching it themselves
Critical thinking and all that
I think a big part of it is these regressive and insular online communities who just reinforce their dumbass beliefs in a big feedback loop
literally the same with Dr Who
Also people missing the off the charts satire of warhammer
Instead of being confronted by the idea that their opinions are just misinformed or based on nothing, instead they reinforce it with each other
Thanks internet
there are some good anti-hate activist groups / websites that have really good pages on why / how hate spreads and how to combat it etc and its been useful in understanding but man it sure feels bleak sometimes
ngl I thought Dr Who became much more on the nose about the messages, but after rewatching old series, it's slapped into your face
yeah like, with respect to Trek I was referencing the "guys with the half black/half white faces" episode
which even if you have not seen the episode ("Let That Be Your Last Battlefield")
you at least know the image
it is not subtle at all especially for something that aired in fucking 1969
star trek has always been woke
literally always
decided to do a monday reclear, pepega ensued and strangely something else occured later but irrelevant
did the thing
call me anti woke but the other annoying half of shitter is the terminally online kids who get disproportionately offended at the slightest edgy joke and think you're hitler 2.0
These mf wont survive real life
like as much as I hate to say rightoids are correct, people are getting too sensitive now
damn nice adjust
i mean
that's a very small minority
and i don't think that's at all comparable to the people who use a slur every other sentence
yeah, you see that parroted by people a lot but generally it's people cherry picking and amplifying like two people and blowing it up to seem like it's a widespread problem
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the gamers are at it again
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Ragebaiting is too prevalent
Now
Not the memekind either
Good thing we arent making as many kids anymore..humanity needs to shrink back
outside like, discord servers full of Actual Children, i can count the amount of times i've seen someone get offended over edgy jokes on one paw
It certainly isn't some widespread issue, but it's definitely more than just 2 people
really the bigger issue that feeds into is the infighting we get
Tower of babil caused this /s
my sub ends today and i assume rhapsody is in limsa
Totally. People really underestimate how easy these angles are to ignore if you're setting out to ignore them in the first place.
Everyone thinks that they're the rebels in star wars, no matter what. So on and so forth.
there's a large contingent of Trek fans who watch it only for shiny lasers go pew pew and missed like, everything else about it
it's why the writers made Gul Dukat go so far off the deep end towards the end of DS9
because they realized they had accidentally made their main villain too likeable
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Full party unsynced full level for endwalker's extremes should be enough right?
yes assuming you didn't neglect ilvl
Would an average ilvl of 770+ be enough?
Oh
did we abuse smn raise, yes, but still beat it
also 0 issue beat rubicante with 8 dps
Btw when is the other event starting?
zeromus requires minimum 1 healer cause heal check
I want the cute otter
make it rain is in like a week
may 29th?
29th
Too far away still
im so smart
i can get back to my racing then
well I saw the image and was gonna be like "is this make it rain"
and then I looked like 3 messages up
I am also not smart
WHEN I WAS.. A YOUNG BOY.. MY FATHER..
i need help queuing up jeuno:first walk can anyone help?
Just gotta wait and hope enough people queue duty roulette lol
seriously i have waited as a healer for 30 minutes at this point i dont believe ill ever be able to do it
dynamis
o true

yeah should swap servers/?
Yes
to where?
Literally anywhere but dynamis
The Dawntrail extremes can't be unsynced rn right?
shouldve been implemented a long time ago
amen to that
I hate it when people ghost you during the application phase of statics 
wdym
Just say no bro dont ghost me
unfort this seems to be the norm
hate that it is but seems to be the norm
Like, am trying to join a second ult static bc ult is less strict and it's been rough
3 have ghosted me
sajjies
second static for ultimate
They asked me questions, I answered them, and then it's adios

omggg its just like getting ghosted after 4 stages of interviews
My current one is Tues-Thurs and I found a few that are Sat-Sun
it can't be that hard to just say: "sorry we want someone else"
people would rescind their application
getting a claude sub to join statics
if we did that
leetcode questions are ez
You should ask them LinkedIn questions
I think even for a casual static, someone applying while being in another group is sort of a red flag
that's what the behavioral round is for
Is it? I know lots of people who are in two statics for ult
linkedin questions are like, "How do you spell banana" except the question itself has 4 typos in it
we could be mid pull in fru and I'd say tell me about a time when you disagreed with your static leader
is double static rly that common
not at all
For ult I've known people to do it
Some people have multiple
at the very least, not during the initial phase of content
But its probably not common
I barely even have the mental capacity and time to keep up with 1 static
I guess I can see it if ffxiv is your only hobby
Time period or different content
and what response they can give that wouldn't come across in some way as "I'm 1 foot out the door"
Doing x with 1 and y with 2
i know of like, main prog static and friend group 4fun static
see my point earlier of initial phase of content
Reading all this stuff about statics making me not even want one
Static isnt bad
Raiding just so time consuming
Especially if you wanna do ult
I will say
the pf mines are always open
I mean I’m not ragging on u if ffxiv is your only hobby lol
lmao true, the prog liars THEPROG LIARS
But ya idk why people are so afraid of just saying "Sorry we want someone else"
I want a team that will make things easy tho and a set group will do that atleast for my brain and it’s also my 1st time considering taking atleast the savages somewhat serious
I say it’s same reason as job applications
They want to keep you as a backup if someone else says they found another static
So they just don’t answer
Supply is way too much here then I guess
Then when someone is actually locked in it’s just laziness
can you define what you mean by 'make things easy' ? because in my mind the content's difficulty stays the same regardless
When the job application from 9 months ago finally responds to you after you already found a better paying job

Not that tryhard or sweaty
When you play with a group you get into a pattern and the pattern gets set to the point y’all can do it in your sleep as if I farm pf I have to constantly adjust
Thats just repetitions
Even with pug that becomes autopilot eventually
It depends on what strat you use basically
yea like reclears, in theory, should be smooth
The 2 advantages of a static over a PF for most players:
- Can't prog lie.
- Don't have to wait to fill.
Idk I feel like if my static jumped back into tyrant they would still die to weapons
🙂
Sounds like a issue
mori loves the tyrant
I’ll kill you
Then you get that one guy who is always late for some reason
They're not always late.
to smitherines?
Because if they were, they'd be removed.
There was one day
Where a member
Delayed raid by 40 minutes while literally being in VC because he was in a WoW dungeon
You can have emergency once in a while but emergency every raid day
Wish my previous static leads actually the balls to kick people
nuh uh conflict averse ffxiv player something something muh friendship etc idk im just sayin shit
Sounds like avoidance
I almost threw my screen out the window
Just boot bro
ive said it before but at this point it's your own fault for staying
If a static I'm in doesn't remove someone for being late all the time.
I'd just leave.
Had this one guy who would always be 5-10 mins late on most days and the static lead would say "It's fine"
when I was in a casual FC static for FRU our raid once got delayed by 30 minutes because the BRD bailed out of a dungeon run right before the start time
needless to say
Ight imma keep trying to find or start a static have fun being good at the game guys
I am no longer with that group
Like it really doesn't matter if you're a casual or a hardcore group.
respect for 7 other people's time is important, another instance of that is ppl who absolutely refuse to study out of instance/static hours
People being late all the time and/or random no-shows
This was when I was still getting the hang of raiding so I didn't know what was what. But now ye id leave a group if someone did that
is an instant kick
i feel u
Ye i didn't really know what was expected during that time
my first static in FFXIV, I cleared the tier in PF like 6 weeks before we cleared as a static
I had no issues with the group until 1 night, 1 person opted to rage quit over a wipe they caused
classic
I've always had 0 tolerance for that BS
i wonder what the psychology over rage quitting is like tho
ig it reaches a point that the activity provides more anger than enjoyment
I mean, you'd be lying if you said you never rage quit anything
the difference is when you rage quitting essentially says fuck you to 7 other people
r u sure
Every static ive had for DT has had 1 person always crashout so im begging for my current UMAD one to be normal for once
yea that part
I mean, I feel like it's not that deep
It's just people with extremely poor control of their emotions no?
so what im hearing is you're the common denominator... /sarcasm
Honestly maybe? Idk man
i queso
I just want a normal static for normal savages does anyone have Non-horror stories
Every static I've been in I'd consider normal
i think the majority are fine its just you only hear about the crazy stories otherwise the story is just "haha yeah we cleared"
and advertised as such
Its funny bc im usually quiet during static
There's been cases where we had to remove a member or 2
What’s turbo casual
but like it takes a lot to fall out of the realm of normal
People's inability to talk things out like adults is fascinating
we cancel raid days for irl stuff a lot
Someone will be in their late 30s and they still avoid talking things out
i am chiz
Ya I know but it is funny
i wouldnt say i love cheese but its good
Man the terminologies and differences between casual and hardcore isnt some super defined thing...its literally is how you approach something in your head
Casual will approach thing very casually aka not commital to it
Like doing a content and clearing it eventuallyTM
Hardcore will wanna clear it asap
And ofc how you play will reflect that mentality too
I was asking about turbo casual cause Chiz said something about it I know the difference between hardcore and casual 😂 sorry
Mb i didnt see the chat above
u better be sorry
mb my form of friendship is sending memes
Respect
in general casual is like, "we may or may not clear the tier on patch"
aka 20 weeks
I cut contact with a lot of my high-school friends because I realized they had no intention of growing up and kept asking me for money 
f
wait why did i say that here
am I an asshole if i cut communication with someone because they have had multiple episodes of mental breakdowns and i cannot handle it any more
You guys should look at my static post and tell me if it’s good or Doggydoodoo
damn i swapped to leviathan is there any FC willing to accept me?
No
That's fully understandable
Sometimes it does get to be too much
check out #1039984999157485618
dunno if you remember but the prange we had in our tea static had a massive crash out with the caster back then which went on for several months

apparently the prange did some shit so bad irl to the caster that the caster had to get a bloody restraining order on them
why cant ffxiv players be normal holy shit
you're a doctor cant you submit an essay on this topic to the veterinary board

Swapping from animal doctor to XIV player doctor
Gotta cut them open and see what makes em tick
majoring in the nervous system and the endocrine system
catgirls and bunboys
Stealing their hippocampus
that's literally it
And their gull bladders
neuron activate
your adrenal glands are mine
For me it's au ra ladies

And Roe
All types of Roe
what did you call my mother

if lala wasnt available what would you fanta to
extremely based

if lala didn't exist i'd go back to miqo 
if miqo didn't exist either i'd be uhhhhhhhhhh
hroth maybe
They necks scare me
more to kiss/bite
no no
all hrothgar players are gay
not not all gay people are hrothgar
no be the gay roe you were always meant to be
Pink bara
male roes are either the worst people you've ever seen and/or gay
would you have your chest exposed 24/7
Yes
mango once again proving why pld deserves to take MT from warrior
ill give you my oblations for every buster mango
Are there any tanks that aren't annoying?
Tbn me too I'll stand in all the shit
honestly i've never had a problem with GNB mains
that shit is probably going to get deleted in EC :sadge:
GNB mains are busy explaining why the change in .4 ruined the job or something
i can see TBN changing but i doubt it's getting removed entirely
First they came for Dark Arts but I did not say something as I was not Dark Arts
Then they came for TBN and there's no one to speak for me
or straight up making oblation become tbn or vice versa
im sorry mango I didnt play in 2015 I never got to experience drk at its peak 😔
It's okay I forgive you (I didn't play HW drk either)
I played lv30 drk in sb
pog
discrimnation preview
*evolved jobs only, real ilvl only
When I’m posting in PF for a static for the savage teir+ should I post in m9s or m12s
depends on what fight you want to do, m9s or m12s
if you’re looking for a static to start savage now i would probably post in M9
since most people looking would be poking around there
Ok thank you
It's also probably better to look where you're already at progression wise doesn't make sense to recruit for 12 if you've never done anything
How would they know who's a switch 2 player anyway 😂
@clear plume remember when I said I’m not free this Thursday cuz of dnd? Well plans changed my friend got a late shift so we can’t play so I am free 
Pog give me a time zone and data centre to meet on and a role if anybody else is coming from here (I assume you’re caster)
well I am free whenever tbh I can adjust also yes I am caster I am picto for I have nothing else leveled and picto is the one job I’m decent at but I’m usually up <t:1779696000:t> onwards so 
fucking casuals man
why are you crashing out in dungeons
heres a old one
As a casual not all casuals are that addled
We gotta dissect you bro
Addle
s you
soooo how do i augment 780 tome gear to 790? and also how do i get thundersteeping glaze?
You need to clear each of the dawntrail alliance raids once
you can buy the augment items for alliance raid coins / nuts
Then trade the coins in at solution 9
and there's an npc in s9 who has an option for bygone brass gear augmentation
Or do lots of hunt trains for nuts
so i get it from running light heavyweight m then
no
That’s a normal raid
light-heavyweight is two tiers out of date
Alliance raids are Jeuno, windurst, etc
if you're trying to augment bygone brass, LHW will do fuck all
so i have to run savage to upgrade my 780 gear to 790?
yes
Each week you clear windurst, the new alliance raid.
i thought light heavyweight was that?
theres another raid i need to find!
light heavyweight is normal raids from 2 years ago
alliance raid is the 24 player stuff
Alliance raids are 24 man raids
so where do i find this one?
They will be much easier than savage
Tuliyollal (X:13.0, Y:11.6)
You're unlocking the Echoes of Vanadiel quests.
Have you unlocked Jeuno yet?
it's a 24-man raid
Yea its a chain
nope
didnt even know this existed till now, i have barely touched any blue side quests
Start with this
Since
It gives
.coins
Those coins you can exchange for gear upgrade items
When u finish all 3 atleast once
keep in mind, you need the coins from all three alliance raids to buy a single bygone brass augment
The way it works.
On even patches (x.0, x.2, x.4), you can only upgrade your tome gear by clearing savage.
On odd patches (x.1, x.3, x.5), the upgrade items became available to buy using a currency called sacks of nuts, which you can farm by doing hunt trains, or by clearing the new alliance raid to get a coin, which also can be used to purchase 1 upgrade
and the windurst (3rd raid) coins are locked weekly
so you can only get one per week, which means only one upgrade from coins per week
if you want more, then you have to farm hunt trains in SHB/EW/DT for nuts
or do m10s (accessory upgrade) or m11s (armor and weapon upgrade)
Hector whats ur opinion on NA cheese for p8s
Many pfs are doing that these days
https://discord.gg/faloop - to find hunt trains
I'm always of the view that unsynced mechanics should be disrepected as much as possible, though I don't like that NA cheese usually means that parties wipe if tanks get NA.
(hunt trains and S ranks! S ranks are less consistently available but give more nuts)
Apparently we dont have the dps even if we do dps sacrifice
We tried tank 2 1 healer
5 dps
So there is a chance only 1 tank is NA
But nope dps issues then
I think constantly being able to disrespect mechanics is fine but rolling permutations when you could just do it 1 time right is stupid
when is the ulti. next week?
Not sure how people do P4S these days, but for the initial tether mechanic, we solved it in 7.1 by having everyone stack up south, and then having whoever ended up with the anti-virus debuff walking forward to take tethers. You just completely ignore all of the bloodrake stuff.
june 2nd
P4S is
Just do act 1 or skip 1 if all dps
P1 just yolo the entire thing
P8S is yolo p1 (you can yolo snake 1) and p2 is where the wipes begin
whats all the content we are getting next week? ulti and cosmic?
That's what i saw
NA was always the hardest part of P8S, so I'm not surprised
ulti and cosmic plus new custom delivery npc iirc
ah i see tyvm
#endgame-lounge message from pins
Fire ice is where it all falls apart
five new fish 
My guess is people just don't understand well how NA baits work.
i get this is basically a story game, but why is all the endgame stuff locked behind random quests?
because its optional
because you're coming into the endgame at the end of the expansion instead of unlocking the content when it is new
there are plenty of people who only play the story and dont touch anything else
Blue quests are the clue that there's something significant unlocked by the quest.
so are raids in other games, dont find them locked behind quests though lol
Yea cos also dodging a lane+ flexes as a melee
Pf wants to just
Zerg the fight
natural alignment is the first mechanic of top
Because the raid series have a story line in this too.
a story idgaf about, literally spamming skip JUST LET ME DO THE RAID
idk every MMO I played you had to at the very least go speak to an npc to unlock raids
I mean, I'm mostly the same, but then it takes like... 5 minutes top to unlock any of the raids.
How is TOP nowadays? I haven't been in there at all since before DT
You didnt in swtor from what i remember? also i really dont care if its a good story, i just want to do the raid and get the gear lol
been there done that
if you're that bored by story content, I have to ask, why are you playing this game
Nice nice
cause i enjoy the combat and the bosses
Remember that other person who wanted to skip right to raids to 0 parse
What was his name again
person, singular?
spelling...

Holy zane
but yea you are thinking of Zane
idk skipping to raids isnt inherently a bad thing but damn do most people who try it end up blowing ass
spent hundreds of dollars on boosts
only to get angry when people told him he didn't know shit
literally the whole reason i grinded through every expansion. i didnt want to be that guy
He boosted then greyed so hard m9s wasn't clearable
playing the story doesn't make you much of a better player I'm afraid
And got mad when we told him how to get better
it just gives you more time to be exposed to the fundamentals
didn't he also try to report someone for calling him a shitter in pf
is the tenacity guy still around
after he objectively was a shitter
yes
In his defense they probably shouldn't have told him that the way they did

But against him he deserved a wake up call
honestly, I think this game would be a lot better if we could call shitters shitters
nah, if your trash and cant stand being called trash, you shouldnt be in savage
instead of having to baby step around their feelings
i know im trash right now, why im trying to get better and max out my gear
My bad
Learning your rotation properly and other combat basics will have a bigger impact, if you're looking to do high-end content.
rolling your gcd is 95% of your damage 
Crazy work
I'm still not over that person in rants during the XVI event who said it was too hard
A lot of people can parse blues or purples just by rolling gcds
Just hit the button
gear is what i need right now, im at 755 right now lol also rotation comes naturally to me now. its all gear and learning the fights now. no savage PF will touch me till im at least 780
You could mash it and be fine
you parse orange just by rolling your gcd
not wanting to do the story is fair. but just skip the cutscenes 
Have you not got crafted / normal raid gear?
Stop saying this it hurts my feelings
mb.
mb.
you can upgrade crafted to 780
gil diff im afraid
ive been waiting like five hours for my circuit craft to finish im losing it
a few pieces, not much, 780 weapon (augmented crafted), 770 shield, 705 chest, 770 gloves, 750 boots and legs, 770 earring 750 necklace, 780 wrist750 ring and a 725 ring
only 400k to my name right now in terms of gil
Are you on NA or EU?
🥹
Give me 5. I'll jump on and sort you out with a crafted chest and rings.
https://xivanalysis.com/fflogs/3kQ7qh1PfbjnZJwK/17/5
I finally had the courage to check the xiva
should I be afraid to open this
you sure? i really dont mind grafting for them, only if your sure?
Not an issue.
which server? light is your data center.
there was an issue opened on their github repo about that a while ago
I don't remember exactly what about
alpha, ill meet you in uldah, my characters name is the same as my one in here MaximVC
eh that log isn't criminal
woaw hector still plays ffxiv
which class are you playing?
paladin
doorboss is just cringe like that
impossible to get a decent parse without a 6:30 and crit because of the sheer number of kills on it
some classes can veer ahead of 6:30 but anything past ~:40-45 is going to be shit regardless of crit
my reclear last week at 6:50 💔
I thought it was bad to not have a 99+ uptime which I don’t have
I wonder what a clear in crafted gear looks like rn even if you play well
I mean yeah
I Crit hared enough for a high purple on p1
-3% is not like the end of the world but it should be fixed
But I lb3ed because my sam hates me
p1 is still just cringe to even pull high purple on if the circumstances aren't in your favor though
P1 is full uptime tho
Getting near 100 is pretty doable for all jobs besides maybe casters eating shit to ping and stuff
Oh ig if you're bungo and in a different plane of existence
Bungo is one of those lalafells under the map
my uptime on p1 is always like 99.x% because I don't mash fast enough to get my first gcd out on the boss instantly after act 3 🥀
can't queue the gcd on untargetable boss
Yeah same
Half the time I'm too far away on drg
And gcd alignment didn't give me a holdable enhanced piercing talon
the last time i cleared 12p1 i got around a high blue with 6:40-45 kt and looked at the log to see my queen crit was
12%
The diagonals are the worst because if you mash gap closer you die
I was watching the dudes in my group swing between blue and orange doing the exact same rotation on every pull with like 6:29-6:32
never been so happy to be a healer
Awful
it's awful yeah
a lot of healers just suck
and there's also less that care to parse in the first place
MORE
My uptime in M11S is still kinda trash lowkey
I did casting normally during stampede
And I kept dying to the puddles
Because fuck my life I guess
casting with the prey is ok
casting with the puddles in the middle is a hate crime
I hold on to misery two raptures and use swift too and it's not enough so I just early refresh dia and cope

Youll be able to glare through it soon
Look im happy with the bare minimum im just happy I didnt parse straight grey again lmao
how do you parse straight grey you're literally gay
Tyrant is homophobic
behold the essence of DEI
TFW were both the same kind of dumb and making the same joke
behold, the essence of marshall mathers
I have to start doing the idyllic sim but I’m too lazy
sim it in your mind palace
There is literally nothing inside my mind palace
honestly same
In fact I would say it’s more like a mind hovel
Same
i griefed m11s not knowing towers are starting from nw and not n but it starting from nw is stupid to begin with
from not touching m11s for weeks
Here's hoping UMAD gets a good Sim like FRU
you can't be acting gay and parse straight here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO FASTERRRRRRRR
Watch me 
Releasing a umad sim but it just infects your computer and opens YouTube poops at unpredictable intervals
seal rock coat grind is making me want to uninstall
average xiv pvp experience
if i want to turn my brain off and mush buttons in pvp what job i go
Viper
Play viper
installing league
Best winrates in fl
league doesn’t level my alt jobs
summoner honestly, no thinking required just drop bahamut in the biggest enemy crowd and get like 50 BH off it
my vpr is unfortunately capped already
Installing league to play Mordikaizer
installing league to play viego
Sounds good, I’ll be around
You can switch jobs in frontlines
I played Ashe and Eve in like 2012
I played yuumi for one match
sky is blue
Anything u want me to prepare for it? 
Tobi coming in here to remind ppl he’s a kitten without an owner
Kefka wants you Chiyo
I don't want him
What the FUCK does that mean
X-xiv sub running out 
You wouldn’t say no to him would you 
I would...
cash shop
Microtransactions?
cash shop, expansions, and selling gold rather than letting rmt sites do it
Ah ok
Wow chiyo…
Legal rmt is crazy
I've been waiting for these circuits to finish crafting for so goddamn long I forgot what I even needed them for
to elaborate, its like a stock exchange where players with the premium currency who want gold, can buy gold from players who have tons of gold but no premium currency
man
🫴
where the exchange rate is based on whatevers in more demand
Just watch the guide on whichever fight or 3 you want (ex1 and 2 will be very quick even fresh if lucky if those are the plan, 3 I haven’t pfed much to comment on, 4 forward is probably in the it’ll take a day to clear in current pf deal)
make sure to have food and pots if you can afford it, otherwise I can pick some up.
Nothing super intensive though, the mechanics aren’t worth spending 2 hours on bc if you want farm for mounts it’ll take longer to study than it’ll take to learn by doing for any fights.
If you’re after a specific mount first then study that one and it will be good motivation
SE could never holy
With exception of enuo I haven’t done that one
yeah gw2 gem shop is actually kinda hilarious
I kinda wanna play GW2
yeah but the thing is FFXIV doesnt have an equivalent to the premium currency because ffxiv cash shop is cosmetics only, gw2 cash shop sells stuff like inventory space, infinite use mining tools, etc. etc.
I wanna be a plant person
Oh hell nah
Inventory space?!??????
Wasn’t someone saying you can’t turn around in gw2 or something
okeee I should still have some foods pots I don’t but I have some Gil left over from crafting so I should be good
I want the ex2 wings..so I guess I’ll look at ex2 first
if you thought ffxiv inventory was bad GW2 default inventory space is like 20 slots
Oh HELL nah
Sounds good, ex2 isn’t bad at all so spare a half hour to watch a video, ask questions if you’re confused and it’ll go fast
somewhat normal as eso has subscription for inventory space that's important for crafters, it is doable without a sub and you can hoard everything when a 3 day free sub shows up once in a while
and you use bags of holding to increase inventory space, which the game does give you a decent amount of +10 bags, the only way to get more bag slots than 5 is by ponying up
but there is a clear distinction on who's a more capable capitalist between no sub and subbed
in wealth
GW2 basically uses the same camera system as standard camera in ffxiv
i.e the camera is locked to the direction your character is facing
(The standard is bc most other MMOs use it)
I wish wow did for sure it’s taken time to adjust back to it, but ffxiv legacy did suck balls before auto face though
oh damn, auto face on skill use wasnt always a thing ?
It was for healing since mid arr, but wasn’t until mid to late hw for offensive actions
And I think stormblood is when they made autos not require facing enemies
Strafe even post auto face was better than legacy right right bc they had to be in your co
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It's good you should
you know that makes me think, I never actually paid too much attention to the exact numbers, but do caster filler gcds generally hit harder than melee filler to make up for casters not having AA
The b2p model can sometimes seem a little predatory but for the most part it's great
Yeah, 300 caster potency is way higher than phys 300 potency.
Used to be bc the weapons had more weapon damage
just won a frontlines match by screaming at my alliance to do nothing for the last minute
But was changed to just a ratio instead

excellent strategy
you could be an ancient chinese general
red and blue were fighting and we had two nodes
obvious decision
the plebeians will sort themselves out
universal law of frontlines that the team in third place will always pick fights with the team in second instead of 1st
Lionheart and misery is 2 hits people tend to have very different opinions of the damage for example
Despite that lionheart is the same potency when no mercy is factored in
I used to wish lionheart had auto crit because man not critting it felt like ass, but now thats every 60s instead of 120s its not as bad
I’m not a fan of the change the more I play it
you need to press r1 to get the crits
you know what job with a gun has an auto crit!
Samurai
dancer!
evolved mch will get reasssemble removed
theyre gonna make wildfire and hypercharge work like pvp
not-particularly-elite-but-still-respectable ball reference

yippee we go to mars
are you bringing communism with you to mars
uh
server down?
apparently just Faerie 
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1tnlnxf/faerie_down/
wait so from 80 and beyond should i do dungeons that are 81 etc
yes
Alright just wanted to make sure
Nature is healing
one last thing is pilgrims level 91
And the world has improved
I hate every world in Aether except for those in Midgardsomr
Ya’ll cool
yippie
its just that easy actually
wait the enuo katana actually kinda looks good
only good looking enuo weapon ?
they put the weird ass tentacle on the sheathe so it doesnt ruin the actual sword
that reminds me actually they made a mistake on the war weapon, the void portal is only on one side, the other side doesnt have that vfx
no clue how that didnt get caught
claude would do a better job of balancing
Using Claude to figure out Kefka mechanics
do you think we'll get out first AI generated strats in umad
apprently all i can do in Windrust is die.
we have trusts in dungeons
trusts in ultimates when
We already have that
Just have someone play on your account and trust they don’t run off with your account
that's human intelligence
no
we already had fering decay
auto cad m4s might as well have been done by AI even if it wasnt
Which one was that again?
But which strat 
NA PF
Aaaaah
Actually yeah, crashout aside cruiserweight is probably my favorite
All the fights except 7 I enjoy immensely
the legendary revolutionary reign greed
ai isnt nearly creative enough to come up with that dogshit
what's an easy way to get tomes zzz
should I just run maps
looks like train is 140
Hunt trains
Are extremes as hard as savage?
I want to do the Dawntrail extremes
And I haven't done any extreme synced
tldr : no. Extremes are very lenient on the dmg check, and you can kill with a lot of deaths. And the first few extremes all have echo
Oh
but if your low ilvl it might not be as lenient
I'm ilvl 770
I want to try one of the first Dawntrail extremes
Ex1 just falls over by that ilvl
you'll be fine
yea your gonna be fine
the first 3 dawntrail extremes should be quite simple with 770iL
just watch a guide and try
^
ex1 is also pretty forgiving mechanically i think
You’ll have like 40-50k more hp than people did when the first 2-3 extremes came out, so the actual damage of mechanics won’t be an issue at all
You just have to correctly do the ones that instantly kill if done wrong
well, instantly kills you if you fuck it up
good thing your participation is fully optional

I left the party
I didn't know I was supposed to watch a guide first
I hope I don't get reported
You won't get reported but some might bl you
Understandable. I should have done more research
Can confirm, I did EX1 when it released, quit the game, came back recently, did EX1 again, everyone kept dying and getting hit and it still fell over
i can confirm having done it recently that ex1 in current crafted dies right as you enter the first ice/wind mech
as long as youre not with a drooling pf
i think you skip like half the fight in ex1/2 nowadays
more if the entire party is full bis i imagine but i havent had that exp
get like half way thru 2nd element
you kill just after conga in ZJ now
no idea what the average ilvl of my party was for farming but we did skip pretty much half of it
Joined a clear pf cause I hadn't done it yet, cleared it in 2 pulls
What does skipfrit mean?
do enough damage to skip the dashes at the end
Oh shit I did not know that was possible
skipfrit should be pretty much default nowadays
you kinda have to try to not do skipfrit
mf explodes
Is ifrit the hardest part of the raid?
god no
the primals are very simple
ultima is the real ultimate
i meant that nowadays people do enough damage assuming theyre not griefing that skipfrit just happens naturally
dont even need pots anymore (still pot)
ive had skipfrit happen with people not potting and like 4 deaths
very equal
but TEA phase 1 might be a little bit harder purely bc doll memes
but excluding memes then they're equal
i think FRU has more going on in like total number of mechanics?
like TEA honestly doesnt have that many mechanics
(depending on how you divide up p2)
but difficulty wise extremely similar
haven't done fru myself but the hardest part of TEA is unironically pf
trying to get your party to fill in pf will take forever and when it eventually does, youll likely be trapped in dolls for a few pulls until someone locks in and does it right
🤨
That's just ult pf in general
yo can i borrow that
lengthening.
ex3 too, decent dmg can kill before coronation
i loh u..
yeah its pretty well before ice
wind->earth-> it either dies or does coronation and dies
people might fuck up earth from time to time though
dying around coordination is pretty awesome tbh
of all the DT exs I still need to farm sphene is probably the one I'm looking forward to the most
or maybe second most behind train
why the most?
cuz it's the least shit option
between sphene zelenia necron and enuo
second least behind train
zelenia looks worst to farm not because its a bad fight but the 1 totem
Zelenia is, Necron is 2
oh ok
They need to make the RDM LB3 brighter
Necron still sucks tbh
Wow I should not be trying to solo PT
why?
No Aetherpool
fair enough still not to bad its fairly generous compared to hoh/eo
I probably should go through stones 1-30 with a party the first time
can we make a universally agree upon tier list for DT extremes
this mechanic is singlehandedly why i did not do q40
S: train
A: Vali
B: speen, zj
C: enuo
D: zalenia
F: necron
necron looks like slop
wheres mh fight?
Doesnt count, no wings :)
Fru is somewhat more backloaded (apoc/ct), tea is frontloaded
It genuinely sucks
fuck wings you get a cat army pushing you about
DT has some great battle content but necron is not one of them
Im just waiting on train mount to be tradeable
20mil and its yours
X.3 extremes have really gone down hill since sos huh
im a earner
God no kidding
Im not , 300 totems people are wild go me
watching rath do SoS yesterday that fight is still so peak
I earned enough in 50 or 100 kills
move enuo to D and its 👌
See I ranked enuo a bit higher because orbs at the end is at least kinda 
The rest of the fight is boring
But orbs is fun
enuo genuinely makes me tilted because its a easy fight but somehow the whm in my party fucks up their positioning or makes a sudden adjustment and my party dies
rubi is just boring since you can follow the dorrito and tbh i dont like the wheel mech to much i thought i understood but its like wait whyd it go there
i haven't seen a clean naught hunts either
It's not, but skipping dashes means you skip the one part that had some minor difficulty to it: Killing the nails in a specific order and the movement during dashes
When you skip all that it's basically even more of a targeting dummy than it already kinda is
Oh so you can skip the nails too?
I fucking love ff9 and you'd think Roses of May would elevate Zalenia but it was just a bad fight
also it is when i got to grand cross i cba to finish it
No, but the order in which you kill them in is irrelevant now because that only mattered for dashes
did not help that pf developed a "braindead" strategy that somehow made the fight worse
I liked braindead ef2 tbh but the constant bickering over "DPS first" vs "in first" vs whatever other bullshit
It's like what we had with barbarricia back in EW with the constant TN/BR bickering
only zelenia isn't a hot muscle mommy
so it doesn't have much in the way of redeeming factors
her voice acting does go insanely hard though
speaking of which did you ever read the lore story on her
I'm just angery we didn't get a Soken rendition of The Dark Messenger in the ff9 xpac
I need my trance kuja theme
One healer gets gets an explosion attached to them, and also 2 dps, is it random the dps or its always the farthest one when the nails appear?
the furthest ones away which is usually a caster and prange
oh right the baits were a thing











