endgame-lounge

[rapid whale]

look the msq didnt make them use lilies

[trim frost]

glaremaxx but shitty and bad

[zealous meteor]

mentioning people's parses? literally toxic, report this guy

[rapid whale]

post sofie image

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-review-bnuuy-bunny-gif-3672181350037768525

[zealous meteor]

[shy obsidian]

how do white mages survive when they need to move but they don't have their dash

do they just... stop GCDs or whatever

[jolly flume]

you just

slidecast

or use an instant

like every other job with a castbar

[stray forge]

I know a girl named sofie

[rain geode]

Slide cast, burn a lily, if your really in a pinch you can refresh aero early

[stray forge]

shes tall

[wicked delta]

how are you an astro player and you dont know how to slidecast lol

[jolly flume]

sofie daymoon

[rapid whale]

y r u tall

[stray forge]

im only 5'10

[wicked delta]

put the jobstone in the bag

[rapid whale]

my masculinity is threatened i shall now call you slurs

[shy obsidian]

girl I'm just wondering what white magers do 😭

[wicked delta]

the same shit you do

[jolly flume]

you're white

[wicked delta]

[rapid whale]

mage

[jolly flume]

now thats actually a slur

I wouldn't call you that

[zealous meteor]

here's what scholars do when they need to move:

1. cry
2. put the ruin II in the bag

[shy obsidian]

why do you guys even still have that

[zealous meteor]

movement :)

[jolly flume]

starts with an s, ends with a lidecast

[rapid whale]

slide cast slide cast slide cast slide cast

oh

[shy obsidian]

no i mean why hasn't Ruin II been upgraded

[jolly flume]

why would it be

[shy obsidian]

into Ruin II but cooler

[zealous meteor]

to punish you for being unable to slidecast

[wicked delta]

scholar players deserve nothing

[zealous meteor]

well yes but that one's the same across all casters

[wicked delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998334390696415324/1402785635332395038/rabbit_turn.gif

[zealous meteor]

scholar players deserve a carbuncle plushie

its me im scholar players

[trim frost]

superbolidecast

[rapid whale]

sorry i swift casted a ruin instead of succor during 6 weapons we are all dying to the next weapon

[wicked delta]

YOU GOTTA HEAL MAN

[zealous meteor]

it's concitation

☝️

[shy obsidian]

my twitter timeline is 50% politics, 50% people thirsting over the Tyrant

[trim frost]

tyrant mid

[zealous meteor]

it should be 100% people thirsting over the tyrant tbh

[trim frost]

politics is your own fault

[rain geode]

Im not gonna talk about what my twitter timeline contains

[wicked delta]

nobody calls it that shot

[rain geode]

you're not ready

[wicked delta]

shit

its succor

[shy obsidian]

I wasn't too sold on the Tyrant but like. the twitter artists are converting me

[wicked delta]

put the succor in the bag

[vestal hollow]

mine is all furry porn

[low hearth]

succor

[shy obsidian]

wh-

[zealous meteor]

mine does not exist

i don't have twitter

[shy obsidian]

BE FREE

[trim frost]

i can confirm

[shy obsidian]

BE FREE LITTLE ONE

[zealous meteor]

i have fedi instead. which is better in some ways and worse in a lot of others

[vestal hollow]

i have exposed you

mb

[zealous meteor]

tip: if someone ever tells you to try this cool thing called "mastodon", run.

[vestal hollow]

mastodon is for linux users

[shy obsidian]

reminder that bro does not have teeth

[vestal hollow]

i dont like either of them

[zealous meteor]

it's not ALL linux users

[vestal hollow]

it is

[remote gate]

when you fart and a little comes out

[shy obsidian]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[zealous meteor]

please stop posting

[remote gate]

okay 👍

[vestal hollow]

it is

you can be a linux user in spirit

[shy obsidian]

i find it funny how the two Shetona in the arcadion are the most popular out of all the fighters

[zealous meteor]

and they're both men

[shy obsidian]

Hmm now that I think about it
does Retsarra beat out Deep Blue in terms of overall popularity

[zealous meteor]

[to square enix] thank you for not putting a big breasted shetona mommy in the arcadion. i know it took restraint

[shy obsidian]

imagine if there were more millala fighters in it tho

more popotos to fry

[shy obsidian]

instead we got more giraffe propaganda (a very good thing)

[zealous meteor]

WHAT

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/lululovesriku-lalafell-lala-evil-laugh-gif-3703699077255301150

[shy obsidian]

ew im looking at "french fry" gifs and the first one listed is AI-generated

[remote gate]

im proud that pf didnt make their descriptions full of "mommy dommy prog" in pf. it must've taken a lot of restraint

[zealous meteor]

pretty sure i still saw plenty of those

[remote gate]

im so disappointed

[zealous meteor]

i mean it wasn't FULL of them

[shy obsidian]

we need an arcadion epilogue so bad

I need to see my scrimblos again

Wind-Up Metem minion pleaseeee

[shy obsidian]

im sorry sam but we need to kill you for this

[remote gate]

don't you DARE click recruit members

[zealous meteor]

i won't

i closed it already

[shy obsidian]

your life shall be spared... for now

[zealous meteor]

because it's almost 3am and i need to eep

[remote gate]

ill tickle your nose if i ever see a pf created by you with that description

[rapid whale]

is this c4

[zealous meteor]

/aback

[zealous meteor]

im not making this

i need to eep!!

[rain geode]

Speaking of dommy mommy I just realized I like dont have to do her anymore

[shy obsidian]

tew what the hell is that name

how long have you had that for

[rain geode]

I dunno someone changed it

[shy obsidian]

suuuuuure

[rain geode]

like a week ago I think

[zealous meteor]

sarah changed it

it's always sarah

[rain geode]

Nah you can tell someone else changed it since I never use emojis in my name

[zealous meteor]

i'm shocked that YOUR name didn't get changed yet kikio

[shy obsidian]

oh i changed it a week or two ago

[remote gate]

sarah took one of my letters

[shy obsidian]

do you not remember what it used to be before

[zealous meteor]

i do

but it wasn't sarah who changed it

[shy obsidian]

it's for my lalafell :3

[rain geode]

and life is a cruel thing that punishes those who push against the tide so I simply get crushed by it

as to why I havnt switched it back I mean

[zealous meteor]

idk why im a pirate now

[shy obsidian]

naurr

[zealous meteor]

if i get a name i actually hate i change it back

but most of them are fine

shes just a silly rat

[rain geode]

Im a cat

[zealous meteor]

im a fops

[dapper zealot]

In a hat?

[stray forge]

yass pills

[shy obsidian]

i'm a... what's a funny name for my hrothgar

[zealous meteor]

cat

[stray forge]

Wet Dreams - Balmung

[shy obsidian]

cate

[zealous meteor]

according to some people i'm still a kbity

even though i've been a lalafell for over 3 months

[shy obsidian]

if you could change your popoto's name for free, would ya

[zealous meteor]

probably not

[rain geode]

sometimes

[shy obsidian]

don't you just hate it when a job has all the aesthetics you love but you just hate its gameplay

[vestal hollow]

i just finished a 5th plate of spaghet

[shy obsidian]

..how big is the plate

[zealous meteor]

i'm too used to this name to ever change it i think

[low hearth]

Where the any chest party at @stray forge

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-signal-ctes-gaming-yameconoces-007-gif-20905493

This game is boring as shit after finishing reclears

Ulti pf still dead 😴

[rain geode]

RPR

[shy obsidian]

white mage and dragoon 😔

and yeah, reaper :((((((

thank god thsi isn't only for reapers anymore tho

[terse zodiac]

lmao i got recommended a "which job should you play" video where dude says the most nonsense opinions ive ever heard including summoner is the hardest caster

[sly basin]

maybe old af video

[terse zodiac]

2 days ago

[sly basin]

lmfao nvm

[stray forge]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[raw sand]

link video

[low hearth]

mb

[wicked delta]

yknow what

hes right

staying awake is hard when playing smn

that alone makes it the hardest caster

[zealous meteor]

summoner is hard. titans fat ass gets in the way of mechanics

[terse zodiac]

true actually, im not linking bc that feels rude and probably against rules but it is probably the only vid uploaded this week on choosing an ff job lol

[stray forge]

[low hearth]

The need you bro 💯

[stray forge]

they need you bro

💯

[loud swift]

they need you bro 💯

[stray forge]

im cooked

[low hearth]

I’d be down to join any chest but it has to clear 😭

Not tryna wipe to arena split for 30 minutes 😭✌️

Shits boring

[stray forge]

Sorry bro I can't make an any chest that fills I don't have 60m

there are few merc parties you could do though

[low hearth]

any chest merc party 🤔

https://tenor.com/view/batman-89-bat-signal-batsignal-batman-batman-returns-gif-1346984829075453382

Bro how the fuck do people die to the ecliptic panto puddles

[stray forge]

Idk

[random needle]

I have officially seen Ecliptic in m11

I think I could pull out a clear now, assuming I can find a group that has the deeps

[stray forge]

Mb that was u in my party

It was ping I swear

[worn bluff]

dps check a lot easier now since more gear

at least can afford a couple more deaths/DD

[molten moon]

Wtb anychest merc parties for gil

[stray forge]

they exist

ppl are despo for clear tag

[worn bluff]

i saw someone try to sneak a LM icon onto a 1M C41

for M11S

[true beacon]

was it Desperius

[grand mesa]

@zealous meteor When are we doing m9s

[low hearth]

Assuming you don’t have the worst viper ever in your party

[stray forge]

Or me

[low hearth]

30k rdps 😭

wtf

parsing a 0 without dying or a damage down is impressive

[stray forge]

Hey I get at least a 9

[grand mesa]

I cleared m12p2 with 4 deaths this week

[stray forge]

Every time I see your pfp I see an pixelated old man wearing a tie

Ngl

[grand mesa]

it is

my cat

[stray forge]

Yeah once you zoom in you can make out the features

But zoomed out

[low hearth]

This like the half way point in pf

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[rain geode]

I see it painfully often

[grand mesa]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841165924216078356/1469081861568594074/image.png?ex=69865c9a&is=69850b1a&hm=ba061b1958905d9e0f61241591086bae675ada093772b70107e2250ed0174cd0&

Don't be this dancer

[rain geode]

Honestly this is one of the best DNC xivanalysis Ive seen posted here

[grand mesa]

this was week 1 m11

[low hearth]

Need at least 97% uptime bro

[grand mesa]

anything below 98% on a phys ranged is kind of inexcusable if you expect to actually clear that early

[rain geode]

Im not saying its good but I will say its better then like 80-90% of the dancers I get in my parties

[stray forge]

I’m team tew liter now

[grand mesa]

d*ncer players

[low hearth]

M11s was probably insane week 1

[stray forge]

Is this what the kids call Jirai kei

[low hearth]

I was walled on m10s that whole week until Sunday

[rain geode]

???

[grand mesa]

I'm always happy to see a machinist in my party, they're usually at least decent

[stray forge]

I’m

[worn bluff]

the halfway point is seeing enrage. then the rest is finding 6+ people who can do weapons, arena split, and orbital clean

[stray forge]

Giving up on m11 prog

Pic unrelated

[vestal hollow]

MY BAD

[low hearth]

Once you find a group that can do all of those you clear the fight really easy

[vestal hollow]

IM LEARNING

[low hearth]

[rain geode]

I didnt give up on M11 prog I simply havnt started, very important difference

[low hearth]

I had to do any chest ngl

[vestal hollow]

SORRY

[stray forge]

That’s the same as giving up

In this pf economy?

[grand mesa]

shoving u in a box and sending u 2 bootcamp...

[vestal hollow]

what the hell

u hate me

[worn bluff]

for my first clear same. but i progged late and it was a monday night so i had no choice

[vestal hollow]

aaaugh i am so sneepy

[grand mesa]

no shame in any chest

get the book

[vestal hollow]

maybe i just go to bed

[grand mesa]

worry about reclears later

[vestal hollow]

ill reclear you...

[grand mesa]

go sleep, stinky

yeah?

[rain geode]

I mean I did any chest for M10S last week sometimes you just need other people who are ok

[vestal hollow]

its only 10:30 :(

[grand mesa]

My body tells me to haul my ass to bed at 9

[vestal hollow]

cougar

smh

[low hearth]

Finding people that didn’t rack up damage downs from orbital was so cool

That’s a hard mech for healers bro

[stray forge]

I died to orbital today and that’s when I knew it’s time to play something else

I’m on that full regression grindset

[low hearth]

I’m like 40-1 on that mech now bro

[low hearth]

Don’t give up

[stray forge]

I refuse to terrorize any more parties

[low hearth]

Yo once you clear m11s the rest of the tier is free ngl

[rain geode]

Honestly Iddlyic hurts my brain more then anything Ive seen in M11S

[stray forge]

M11S mechs not hard just fast

Hard to figure out**

[rain geode]

I do really need to start blessing PF with my presence again

[clear plume]

Idyllic is meant to be a lot to learn at once, yeah

[vestal hollow]

Yeah.

[rain geode]

I mostly just suck as at memorization mechanics.

[stray forge]

Wear a shock collar that shocks you every time you mess a mechanic up

[worn bluff]

they still did but a couple of them were 785 so it was fine

[rain geode]

I could never put a collar on myself

[clear plume]

Fwiw, I’d say 97-8 is acceptable on dnc for high end for sure, if you’re drifting gcd for dance alignment (correct to do if your group is competent) you have 98.2 uptime assuming perfect play, which 11s it’s easy as hell to drop another percent here and there on plus whatever arena split does

[stray forge]

Why not

[rain geode]

||because other people are supposed to put them on||

[jolly flume]

oh hell yeah

2 weps

[clear plume]

I won ast weapon this week too

[rain geode]

jokes aside my mind just insnt built for short term memory

[clear plume]

[stray forge]

Holy shit

Grooving green dropped

[low hearth]

m12p1 you can reach enrage in like 2 hours

[rain geode]

Although honestly its not any mechanic thats been slowing me down

[jolly flume]

we got a full split done in an hour and a half

thats pretty good

[low hearth]

Get the macros bro

[stray forge]

Come thru

[dapper zealot]

ayo

[low hearth]

Yo

[stray forge]

Ayo

[rain geode]

you cant just call me out in public like that

[low hearth]

Don’t you need that

[jolly flume]

fuckin robbed my static blind this week

[low hearth]

Now you can play white mage 🔥

[jolly flume]

no!!

[dapper zealot]

yes

[rain geode]

Also you cant "ayo" your own post

[jolly flume]

I was gonna buy aug tome weapon for ast this week but seems like that wont be necessary

[stray forge]

I still haven’t gotten a weapon

Still using train weapon

[clear plume]

Mfs after getting no loot for 5 weeks:

That was my week 2

[rain geode]

You should have the gaurenteed weapon tho at this point?

[low hearth]

They did the tier late

Or the normal raids

Get the universal tomestone from m10s bro

[clear plume]

I don’t do normal mode bc that’s #planningforfailure and I only plan for success

[stray forge]

They gave to picto

[clear plume]

My alts get their 12s clear without them pf be damned

[low hearth]

I guess you don’t really need it

You finna have a mean ass green parse 😭

[rain geode]

I mean tbf especially with this tier even if your winning you might not have weapon by week 3

[grand mesa]

What the fuck..

[vestal hollow]

You're older than me

[grand mesa]

[daring pine]

omg sitri hii

[grand mesa]

I save my alts for mercs

or when my friends are really desperate and need help with a 2ch

[jolly flume]

I'm full bis now

[low hearth]

When is ult pf coming back bro

[daring pine]

good boy

[vestal hollow]

hiiiii

[stray forge]

Damn that’s crazy go do dailies

[low hearth]

I miss wiping to ultimate suppression

[grand mesa]

when everyone has bis

[vestal hollow]

wait val we should bully marce together

[low hearth]

Like week 8 😔

[grand mesa]

Hm?

some people aren't going to get bis until week 10-12 in pf

[neon path]

Is this game noob friendly 🥺

[vestal hollow]

[low hearth]

I’m at 782 😭

[stray forge]

How the hell is my ilvl almost the same as yours

[grand mesa]

Yes, but ask in #beginner-lounge

I'm 789 in a midcore group

[neon path]

Thank you

[low hearth]

I’ve only won 2 of the augment juices and the weapon juice

[stray forge]

Is bro just not winning anything

[low hearth]

I think

[grand mesa]

weapon augment is pretty good

[low hearth]

Yeah I got 790 weapon

That’s good

[jolly flume]

pb'd 3 fights this week nice

[grand mesa]

holds you over until you clear m12 enough to get wep

[low hearth]

Loot gremlins bro

[daring pine]

:(

you hate me..

sobs

[vestal hollow]

you have never heard val speak and it shows

[grand mesa]

Am I being weaponized..

[clear plume]

I can’t wait for criterion weapons to drop week 8 of the tier and make weapons for alts free

[vestal hollow]

maybe

youre very equippable oomf

[visual geyser]

Can criterion come out already

Dead ass game

Smh

[rain geode]

Im at 783 rn myself

[daring pine]

what are these markers

[clear plume]

Melee markers for arena split

[vestal hollow]

arena split markers

[daring pine]

oh

makes sense

[vestal hollow]

theyre terrible

[daring pine]

they look terrible

ok i go burst

[vestal hollow]

every group i had with those markers couldnt get past ia1

[rain geode]

Ill be honest I dont even perceive markers in M10S anymore there like isnt any mechanics that need them

[daring pine]

got to arena split first pull

cool

[rapid whale]

?!

[daring pine]

bro

[stray forge]

mb im on my regression arc

[echo ibex]

Man

100% serious here

But how do we move on from this tier onto the next without Metem

[stray forge]

is this a parasocial relationship except non slot machine related

discus

[daring pine]

wooh

we got deep impacted

[sly basin]

😳

[dapper zealot]

let's do it together bro

[daring pine]

bro..

[tulip anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/desolate-empty-emptyemoji-emoji-emote-gif-22555455

[rapid whale]

who is this

[wicked delta]

im STANDING

[dapper zealot]

HERE, I REALIZE

[daring pine]

uuh

so deep aerial is going interesting

deep blue gets baited wrong -> next person doesn't have enough room to stretch tether without clipping the watery grave -> snowballs

[stray forge]

me watching another new player asking about how much skips costs in main

[daring pine]

so

uh

[worn bluff]

ayo we got a new one?

[daring pine]

im seeing a lot of people not move out of the way of the tethers in deep aerial

so the party is getting clipped a lot

like

because they wont MOVE

like there is a raidwide immediately after

that dash from the boss will almost kill you by itself

[worn bluff]

tell them:

• first tethers: dodge inside the V
• all other tethers: dodge to the east side max melee or more

[daring pine]

yeah i just dodge to the sides after the first one and i'm fine

[worn bluff]

that's the whole mechanic

but ig some people don't realize until they do it a few times

[daring pine]

ideally i just dont have to move

lol

[wicked delta]

OW

[vestal hollow]

SHEEEEEEEEEESH

[flint ledge]

mit harder

[wicked delta]

tfw sniped by water protean

[daring pine]

melee gets tether, doesn't move

(blue)

picture taken before disaster

ok

[rapid whale]

Modern art

[rain geode]

What If Red hot dropped fire onto the arena in the shape of the numbers 67

[dull drum]

HOLY SHIT TEAM

just ignore the 0

[stray forge]

What zero

[wicked delta]

i feel ur pain

[daring pine]

how did we

not kill the grave

oh the sch is doing 12k dps.

@wicked delta heelp

[stray forge]

What grave

[wicked delta]

you saw watery grave at least

my party exploded to snaking

every single time

[stray forge]

Oh the queer bubble

[rapid whale]

holy fuck people are asking for 780 in reclears already

[low hearth]

Arena split training wheels

[rain geode]

I saw a 780 M9S reclear on tuesday shits wack

[sinful brook]

Tf

Check isn't that tight lol

I guess they're just filtering weaker or unluckier players

[stray forge]

weirdest option 2026

💀

[low hearth]

No alts ❌

[daring pine]

man im too tired for this

ok well

at least the party is mostly consistent..

consistently stuck on deep aerial

better than all those ia1 shenanigans i was having last time

[wicked delta]

@daring pine making a new bnuuy

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongey-boy-is-a-true-gangsta-gif-6755506922971002547

this immediately improved my mood thank you tobi

[low hearth]

Hide your tomestone and join a duty completion party

[daring pine]

nah i need more arena split reps before i feel confident i can clear

[wicked delta]

Im like

Okay at arena split

[low hearth]

Arena split you just drop the puddles and do the deep blue stuff

[wicked delta]

Its just that most parties im in cant even do watery grave

[low hearth]

It’s kind of brain off

[wicked delta]

[daring pine]

deep blue was on our side and i went to my far spot like a fucking idiot

nobody died from that though

kinda funny

[low hearth]

Don’t the ranged players do it normal?

The protean dodges

[daring pine]

if ur a near player u do it normally

afaik

hold on let me check again

[low hearth]

The hardest part of arena split is not dying to the evil raidwide after the party stack

[daring pine]

yeah if deep blue is on your side you just do it normal

but i was up in my far spot for..some reason

[low hearth]

Oh

Extreme snaking is kind of cooked

[daring pine]

is that ia

ia2*

[low hearth]

Or that yea

[daring pine]

with the defams

im gonna need to pay attention to the tb there so i know when to swap

[low hearth]

That’s like the rest of the fight lowkey

[daring pine]

ngl my biggest weakness this fight is not dropping dots on 2 targets

i need to remember to refresh earlier so i dont have to spend 2 gcds applying them again

[low hearth]

The bard opti is prob cool asf in that fight

[trim frost]

i struggle with dot uptime on healer in normal i cant imagine how it is on brd

drops both cutely

[daring pine]

can't lie

i have dropped both

[trim frost]

maybe you could add a macro to focus target

[daring pine]

yeah i was thinking that

because i can see the dots on the focus target

[low hearth]

[daring pine]

also i've noticed sometimes my gcds ghost during snaking but im probably just not positioning myself right so

i can work on that

hoping next prog session goes better

not sure why there was so much deep aerial shenanigans there but wtv

[trim frost]

no they just do that

[daring pine]

is this just a thing that happens

because my gcd ghosts and then i look at my hotbar and see it not rolling

and im like

huh

[jolly flume]

try to position opposite of where the dude is coming from

[trim frost]

oh snaking

ummm

[jolly flume]

oh

snaking

LOL

[trim frost]

i know they kinda just randomly go untargetable in IA

idk about snaking

[daring pine]

wait no

i meant ia

[trim frost]

yeah

[daring pine]

im

[jolly flume]

lmao

[daring pine]

i need to lay down or something

[trim frost]

means your gcd is trying to hit them in the like

0.2s they're untargetable

xd

[jolly flume]

yeah just don't stand in the path of where hes surfing

go opposite

theyre not actually untargetable this game is just really bad with hitreg on things that are moving irregularly

[daring pine]

kk

[daring pine]

oh yeah i've noticed this lol

hitreg is awful bruh

[wicked delta]

i probably shouldve given her an actual name

[daring pine]

delete her and give her a name NOW!

cute lop ears though

[jolly flume]

"Stop Greeding"

[stray forge]

paypal me $30000 and you have yourself a deal

[low hearth]

Please Heal

[wicked delta]

i died to raidwides too often and got mad

[midnight furnace]

Traveled to Gilgamesh and DAMN there is a lot of raiding parties in PF indeed

This is all so different to me lol

Time to finally get some M11S prog later

[sly basin]

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Bluesky · Jan 25, 2026, 1:42 PM

[rapid whale]

oh boy i cant wait to be on xiv twitter

[dapper zealot]

make it 100% metem

[low hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/ff-gilgamesh-gilgamesh-gif-24461080

[wicked delta]

After being forced onto R2 because apparently this caster couldn’t do R1 in M10S

I do not understand how people fuck up the fire puddles

This shit kinda easy man

[rapid whale]

geometry hard

[wicked delta]

Sorry this shit made no sense its late

Caster couldnt do R2

Lol

[low hearth]

Isn’t it like the same thing

[wicked delta]

Yes

[low hearth]

Same shit with melees bro 😭

[wicked delta]

“I don’t know how to do R2” use your eyes

You literally do the same shit like what special mechanics do ranged even do in this fight man lmao

[worn bluff]

i still haven't gotten to do 12 much again yet but

in rep 1 does anyone instead look at the clone that hit them and go opposite of it? or is that just too weird

instead of looking across at the clone they want

[rapid whale]

i always follow fire no matter what

and i tell myself whether i want 'close or far" fire

since it's the easiest to track as it's always intercard

eg if you got hit by fire as melee you'd want to go towards 'far fire" to puit you closer to dark i think

[worn bluff]

[jolly flume]

mreeeooooww

[wicked delta]

40 years old btw

[amber fable]

Uncs acting hip to get on with times

[jolly flume]

ok welcome back idyllic dream

for fucks sake

the brainrot

[valid solar]

is this one wuthering waves

[jolly flume]

no it's NTE closed beta

[valid solar]

NTE ?

too many open world gacha games I cant keep track of them all

at first I thought this was genshin because of the same exact font but thats not genshin character design

[rapid whale]

neon television evangelion

[trim frost]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverness_to_Everness

this name is so stupid

[dapper zealot]

wtf is that name

[jolly flume]

tbh I'm already leaning pretty negative on it

game tries so hard to be over the top funny that it's just obnoxious

and it runs like absolute dogshit

city is quite good looking though

[wicked delta]

Funny in what way

[jolly flume]

like anime catgirl zero thoughts in brain constant klutz permayapper funny

she just doesn't stop talking and none of the things that come out of her mouth are coherent thoughts

[wicked delta]

Gross

I wouldn’t stand that shit

[rapid whale]

final fantasy is like the epitome of laying the cheese on thick but it knows it's doing it at least

[thin fox]

does anyone know the plugin that lets you share waymarks

o its literally just waymark preset

[ashen patrol]

is there a newer DT custom delivery around now or is it still the one in Shaaloni only?

[tawdry delta]

no new

[stray forge]

Bruh I keep having this dream where I clear m11s but then I go make dinner and when I get back to my computer someone broke into my house (I’m at my childhood home for some reason) and stole it

Maybe it’s time to uninstall

Actually diabolical effects on my mental health

[low hearth]

dreaming about m11s 😭

[dapper zealot]

weird it's not m12, would have been idyllic

[loud swift]

Its ok I had dreams of clearing uwu for a bit until I actually cleared

[worn bluff]

what’s the other one… ananta?

i had to unfollow that subreddit bc people were being weird about the younger looking characters

idk if the game itself will be good but that made it harder to feel hyped about

[dull drum]

its definitely giga ambitious

[dull drum]

just depends what you are, as melee i always identify where the fire slam was (1234) and then look opposite it if im fire / no debuff

since dark is always opposite

if you’re dark debuff alr then you just chill mid

[tired egret]

Reminder: whenever you enjoy a peice of media, NEVER interact with the fandom of it

Else it just ruins said media

[loud swift]

Not related but is your pfp mightyena?

[tired egret]

Yes

[loud swift]

Awesome.

[tired egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mightyena-gif-25825783

[loud swift]

https://tenor.com/view/volcarona-pokemon-plush-spin-rotate-gif-1895534360183536919

I like this guy

[tired egret]

Sneaky Pebbles

[dull drum]

depends on the media some are more tolerable than others

[tired egret]

True

But overall just never interact with fandoms

Just enjoy shit on your own

[dull drum]

if we wanna talk infamous though anything involving tobyfox

i love his games but holy crap

the fandom for them is rabid

[jade nimbus]

Stay away from anime and manga fans, the majority can't read or understand a anything outside pretty pictures

[rapid whale]

brothermans??

r u ok

[kind elm]

shoutout to doctor who fandom that went so rabid i saw the earnest take "genocide is ok if the people are tangentially related to something bad that they didnt do

[tired egret]

humanity, truly a wierd thing

[dapper zealot]

what was the context of this

[clear plume]

Never ask for context for anything doctor who unless you have an hour

[rapid whale]

lmaoo

[dapper zealot]

jokes on you, I'm a DW fan

[kind elm]

in the newest season theres a eurovision themed episode and it does a whole "its sponsored by people who did a genocide to make money" and so a guy comes in and tries to genocide everyone watching eurovision via magic science tech thing and then the doctor goes "stop it genocide is bad!" and then after the episode i was curious what other people thought because personally i thought it was a pretty solid episode

i went into the DW community discord and saw the earnest take "the old doctor wouldve let him genocide all those people, because they deserved it!"

my guy they were just watching the funny singing contest

[jade nimbus]

it's that the one with the 15th doctor?

[kind elm]

yea

[jade nimbus]

I only know about the animated guy episode and the Toy Maker one

[kind elm]

both absolute BANGERS

[jade nimbus]

kinda lost the plot around when Capaldi was doctor

[kind elm]

god if you just pretend that the finales of both seasons dont exist theyre both really good seasons 😭

[jade nimbus]

also I saw snippets of the Hotel/briefcase one

[kind elm]

also a banger with a dumb ending

[jade nimbus]

dude seemed like a genuinely fun doctor too (15th doctor I mean)

[kind elm]

yeah

ncuti was fantastic

[dapper zealot]

damn, can't believe the Doctor has been infected with woke 😔

[kind elm]

they just fuckin didnt give him much to work with

at the end of Dot and Bubble theres a whole thing where the people he's trying to save are incredibly racist and refuse to go with him to safety just because he's black

they actively mistrust him

but because hes the doctor hes still trying to save them

and theres this hopelessness in his eyes

geniunely cinema acting

[dapper zealot]

I wouldn't have clocked it was a racism episode until I saw some comments about the ep

[kind elm]

media literacy 💔

god dot and bubble was so banger

[dapper zealot]

I just thought 'oh classism ep'

[jade nimbus]

ye, from what I heard if the screen writers were better he could have been on par with 10th and 11th

[kind elm]

"screen writers" plural is wrong :D

because it was literally JUST russell

[kind elm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-7xs3oqQfc

[kind elm]

every episode not written by russell was amazing

every episode written by russell was 50/50

and the finales of both seasons were geniunely horrendous

out of over 860 episodes, the second part of the finale to the newest season is the 2nd lowest rated episode on TARDIS.Guide

and TARDIS.Guide are the toxically positive fans too

they will bend over backwards to see the good in anything even if its objectively bad

and even they hated it

[dapper zealot]

of ncuti's seasons?

[kind elm]

2nd lowest rated episode of all time

out of over 860 episodes

60+ years of doctor who

[dapper zealot]

from*

[kind elm]

yea

season 15 e 8

The Reality War

[lyric summit]

as if people would have any reason to review bomb 30 year old episodes of classic who

[kind elm]

no TARDIS.Guide is carefully curated and you have to be invited into the actual website

and the old episodes still get reviews from new peoplecoming in

you cant really review bomb on there

[dapper zealot]

How has Ncuti's run been compared to Jodie's? She was given piss all to work with

[kind elm]

idk i didnt properly interact with the fandom during jodies run at all

but imo kinda same boat

some of the individual episodes are absolutely bangers

but man the finales and general overall story arcs are ASS

[dapper zealot]

Demons of the Punjab is still my fav from her run

[kind elm]

such a banger

Demons of the Punjab, Spyfall 1 and 2, Village of the Angels

there are some actual gems in there

Haunting of Villa Diodati 😩

[dapper zealot]

The Rosa Parks ep was a massive miss. It spent more time on the bad guy than Rosa herself

[kind elm]

[dapper zealot]

like just ????

[kind elm]

truly an epic choice to make the doctor, a white woman, actively force rosa parks to sit in the front

this will surely reflect well on the character

"no guys we have to be racist otherwise the entire world ends"

[dapper zealot]

fking Agatha Christie had more screen time than Rosa

[trim frost]

i'm so glad my primary exposures to doctor who have just been "moisturize me" and david tennant hastily backing away from floating ghost david tennant with no background music

[shadow pilot]

Moisturize me

[zealous meteor]

idk

[dapper zealot]

Just stay away from the fandom and you'll enjoy the show

[grand mesa]

[zealous meteor]

[proven pivot]

How do you meld following icy veins’ guide😭 im so dumb

I’m so used to copying my raider friend’s melds

[amber fable]

Just meld crit till its capped

On a gear

Then det/dh

Unless you need specific gcd

Then meld sks/sps

You cant go really wrong with that

[jaunty pulsar]

do u think it's still doable to do doom train from scratch on EU?

been busy for quite a while

[dapper zealot]

If can get ex1 prog pfs here, you're fine

[proven pivot]

Yeah I’ve seen a few practice parties on both DCs

[random needle]

MR BEEEEEAAAAAST

[jaunty pulsar]

I've checked xivpf but just in case hector is the go to for this ex on EU DCs right?

hector best man anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-SlrIyVOk this is the hardest mechanic in ffxiv?

did I miss something, it's frigging m1s

[wicked delta]

Its a joke man

[jaunty pulsar]

xD I see now

[remote gate]

#endgame-lounge message

[worldly grotto]

"It requires savage raiders to count to at least 2, and that's asking a lot for some of these players"

[jaunty pulsar]

lmao

[amber fable]

finally free from m11

that was so bad on my end

[worldly grotto]

lmao

[jaunty pulsar]

I didn't see it all I'm watching it now xD

so funny

[random needle]

After cranking out the Heavyweight guides, he absolutely deserves to have a little fun with these

[amber fable]

3 deaths from me

but we cleared

[remote gate]

"the hardest mechanic in all of ffxiv"
has the m12p2 field shown
its mouser from m1s
changes to the m1s field immediately

[amber fable]

finally m12 prog

[zealous meteor]

if 3 is hit once: wipe
if 3 is hit twice: wipe

[loud nymph]

this is the best video

[jaunty pulsar]

I totally agree

so far the hardest EX in DT is the fourth? all other ones look easy and it's the last I struggled with IIRC

[amber fable]

For me hardest was sphene, more so in that you can wipe at end....

[jaunty pulsar]

oh right ice phase was tough, even tho I struggled more with zelenia

the far in far shit made me confused with m4s

necron is easy, doom train looks easy too as far as I've seen in the guide

[amber fable]

Choo choo is simple mechanically

Only thing is to use ear at intermission

[loud nymph]

I never even used ear for train

just use eyes

[boreal pumice]

i prefer ear but some eyes for the moving thing on car 4

[rain geode]

yeah if I win the last piece of bis I need for healer from M10S Im skipping it in the future alt jobs be damned

[loud nymph]

ear works generally better for me on arcane revelation but it failed once or twice so I just use eyes on it too

[sly basin]

i need to do more of train ex and zelenia ex

train is not bad tho

[rain geode]

I kinda wanna learn zelenia ex for the wings

[sick dirge]

neat fight but the mechanics kinda hurt my eyes

[rain geode]

I need to finish savge before any of that tho and Im convinced thats not happening at this point

[dapper zealot]

Might get around to doing ex1 and 2 to farm

[random needle]

I'd only farm Zelenia again once I get my bis, I just wanna kill that fight as fast as possible next time

[rain geode]

honestly yeah I might wait for bis to

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-review-bnuuy-bunny-gif-3672181350037768525

[potent carbon]

Evertime I see a white bunny my mind goes to Re:Zero and I'm traumatised all over again XD (iykyk)

[true beacon]

Tbh I never watched past that part

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-angry-attack-gif-8318612315233716848

[sly basin]

beautiful aaaa album https://open.spotify.com/album/1wc6rinE08roo3gpvLRR6U?si=kOpgAI0ATWaSnhHidlLwOA

my fav.. https://open.spotify.com/track/5As3SuvevwKSxBOAwlH9HZ?si=26e8ec8dfe344f21

[alpine plover]

🅱️iper players

do you gotta send a reawaken out of burst?

or do you not generate as much gauge in order to do that

[craggy marsh]

This is what the teeth of the average pfer looks like i'm pretty sure

[robust shoal]

yes

[random needle]

I was pretty sure you did, but I haven't played Viper in months so I didn't wanna say definitively

[kind elm]

my teeth frfr

[craggy marsh]

rock munchers rejoice

[lyric summit]

It's same as rdm and maybe rpr

[thin tartan]

psa: bungo does not know the fucking dancer gauge tells you what order you have to press steps in

[lyric summit]

You spend one out of burst then double in burst

[kind elm]

a dash of adhd
a sprinkle of executive dysfunction
a pinch of being a dumb kid from like 12-16 who decided "ahhh i can get away with not brushing my teeth"

i wanna beat my past self up

my teeth r so fucked cuz of her

dumb bitch

[craggy marsh]

I would blacklist my past self so fast

[alpine plover]

cool cool

[craggy marsh]

I was a very cringy teen

[random needle]

Bro got the Urban Strider mod and has just been staring at the pretty colors for the past week

[wicked delta]

????

😭

[jolly flume]

hi chat

[sly basin]

hello

[valid solar]

I genuinely thought it was a reaction mini game

[wicked delta]

Oh my god bruh

Look at my dancer we’re gonna wipe

[proven pivot]

Farming doomtrain ex as astro and the ranged that’s with me would switch spots when it’s spread, and instead of acknowledging it they uno-reverse blamed me??

Every single ranged I played with would go to the front and i’m to the back…

[sly basin]

hm yeah thats how ive always done it too lol

i thought healers were in the back for spreads

[proven pivot]

I did too

[zealous meteor]

yeah healers go in the back in every party i've been in

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-raid-physical-ranged-bard-machinist-gif-11040853317175085372

just do this to them

[proven pivot]

Had to leave before losing my shit in chat and getting myself banned

[verbal whale]

Im about to farm a couple runs for my last wepo

[boreal pumice]

2 methods depends how you wanna go back about hector or static , ive been in the back as prange so you have a line melee healer range

[sly basin]

hmmm interesting i havent done static before just joined hector

also i avoid cheese pfs because i like doing the diamond thingy

[proven pivot]

Yeah but even when I adapted to their tomfoolery they’d switch places in the next phase

[verbal whale]

same I like r1 ez just run to train on spread

[boreal pumice]

same i have never joined cheese

[proven pivot]

Our sage has more enmity than them LOL

I’m pretty sure healing generates enmity but cmon

[boreal pumice]

idk man i wasnt there i just know my role im likely to close to train during intermission R1, if ppl want to do a different tact then can send me a strat board or a link an il adjust

[random needle]

I know Hector has healers at the very back

Personally if I were making a guide myself, I'd want the healers closer to the middle so their heals can reach everyone easier, but it is what it is

[stray forge]

Wait is it not

☠️

Erm

[valid solar]

It isn't, the second job guage shows all 4 steps

[rapid whale]

did u dream about savage raiding again

[stray forge]

No I usually only have one dream a night

Do u not

[rapid whale]

wtf is sleep

[echo ibex]

Can someone tell me exactly where to stand for bait dark on braindead rep 1 as meele

[rapid whale]

idk eu strat sry

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

on the adjacent marker, edge closest to the center, corner further from clone

ie if you were baiting the sw dark clone youd stand on the NE corner of 4

[echo ibex]

So like

Blue or red line to clarify myself

Oh think I got it

[robust shoal]

"new north" bro just find ur clone and follow it when it splits

[low hearth]

🤯

[alpine plover]

[worn bluff]

oh it's a different rep 1 strat

i was like wtf is dis

[rapid whale]

caro or w/e eu does

[alpine plover]

as close to the boss as possible on that square you highlighted

it's just that

[boreal pumice]

how are you still alive

[alpine plover]

tanklb3

[dull drum]

i dont even think these markers are right

oh

“braindead” rep 1

[low hearth]

congrats bro

white mage weapon

[stray forge]

Holy shit

Grooving green dropped

Guys

I have 9 servers in common with biscuit

It’s concerning

I’m terrified

[zealous meteor]

[finite plank]

that was quick

[rapid whale]

congrats!

[rapid whale]

how many r nsfw

[valid solar]

9

[echo ibex]

10

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

the things we do for 10 kenki

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380688280240128000/1469268534172454963/MedalTVFinalFantasyXIVOnline20260205212051648.mp4?ex=69870a74&is=6985b8f4&hm=e6853e70e52d156b9add8e1a17c8fd08810e9ebb8eef51f13866edeed1004594&

[stray forge]

MedalTVFinalFantasyXIVOnline20260205212051648.mp4

[echo ibex]

Ew EPT opener

[stray forge]

Reported for mod usage

❤️ Seductress of Time ❤️

[craggy marsh]

Yoyo WHM main???

[echo ibex]

When you fanta to female

[clear plume]

My groups been doing that since week 2

[zealous meteor]

you know that there's like zero difference between male and female lalas right

[clear plume]

It’s within “if you just adlo prepull it’s fine” tier of cheese

[echo ibex]

Inside joke

[clear plume]

(Plus drk and pld mit)

[loud nymph]

wrong, female lalas don't have a glorious mustache like mine

[zealous meteor]

mango doesn't have a mustache anyway

[echo ibex]

He'd be based and something called like

Not Mango

[zealous meteor]

mango is already based

he put up with my shitty healing

[rapid whale]

Have you stepped into pf yet

[mossy eagle]

Which voice is Noble's? I want to bully him

[jolly flume]

he says oh my god around the time we pull

and then alright alright when he goes into the buster

[zealous meteor]

alright alright alright, the famed fish from dawntrail?

[stray forge]

Why is someone threatening to Kermit Sewerslide in the video

[rapid whale]

between this and pacman how much do you think we can inflate a sam's parse

[jolly flume]

she does that every 3 minutes

[rapid whale]

wait

wait

what if we make sam have the dot perma and just hit tengetsu on cd

or does it not work vs dots

[jolly flume]

the mit wouldn't snapshot on it but it should proc the kenki me thinks

idkge

[rapid whale]

lmfao

[rapid whale]

@torn mesa thoughts????

[jolly flume]

dude I still haven't beat my w1 lindwurm parse

why is this fight like impossible

[torn mesa]

Doesn't work on dot

[jolly flume]

well

time for some more tankbusters

[mossy eagle]

L

[torn mesa]

My rank in that fight is higher (numerically) than my ranks in the other 4 fights added up

[clear plume]

The el Classico cringe Strat is keeping the tank aggro low enough through stance swaps to shirk onto samurai for an auto

No good kts yet I assume?

[torn mesa]

Probably part of it I guess

It's also kind of a giga striking dummy

[jolly flume]

could be better

we're still splitting anyways so

some more gear and they get demolished

dont ask what happened on tyrant

[torn mesa]

[worn bluff]

isn't it because you basically need 6:30 or for people to die and see enrage cast?

[jolly flume]

6:30 is ideal yeah

[clear plume]

Yeah your 9-11 kt is about to be obliterated into can’t parse on them anymore

[torn mesa]

Lol there were deaths on those kills wonder

[worn bluff]

i got a 90 with ex weapon and 780 gear just bc we saw enrage and i use the early opener for extra 1 min usage

[mossy eagle]

I got a lovely 4 this week on M11S because I guess all 7 other players were in VC and stacked opposite where I normally go to dodge orbital. And instead of trusting myself I went "oh I must have read it wrong" and then I promptly exploded

[jolly flume]

the enrage in question

[clear plume]

We kill at like, 8:06, 8:10, 9:50, 6:25, 8:22 on clean runs of each fight

[torn mesa]

Orbital omen too hard

[jolly flume]

not your day

[clear plume]

Second hardest mech this tier

[torn mesa]

Dude it's crazy, I usually never die on that 1

Or even get hit

I was super cooked

[jolly flume]

was our 12-2 clean

I think it was

just alts

[mossy eagle]

Sometimes the brain just stops working

[torn mesa]

I said it in VC

But it was the 4th day of 4 hours of sleep -> long day at work

So I was real tired

[jolly flume]

yea just alt diff

[mossy eagle]

I was trying to get into 12-2 and after like a zillion pulls of no mistakes I managed to grief twice in a row on really stupid shit like forgetting the dragon heads after act 3

[torn mesa]

The second orbital death is even worse

[jolly flume]

and 1 dd on jon that he took during debuffs in idyllic but dnc does nothing outside of 2s anyway

[torn mesa]

I did the right dodge

And then I moved too early

And got hit by the last set

[clear plume]

I need 8:35 kt on 12-2 but on mch and also resource

Thoughts?

[mossy eagle]

Oooof the 4th hit on orbital hurts

[jolly flume]

resource run on 12 yeah im getting the rope

[torn mesa]

I think my PB on M12P2

Is actually good enough to stay where it is

It gets log dumped to like a top 10-15

[clear plume]

12 is maybe the easiest resource run ever tbqh

[torn mesa]

But yeah

[worn bluff]

yeah people here have said "it's not possible to move back too early" but you definitely can

[jolly flume]

no I just hate the concept of resource runs in general

[mossy eagle]

Log dumping is kind of dumb as someone who doesn't parse

[jolly flume]

not off principle just

[alpine plover]

[jolly flume]

1 person fucks up

you go back 13 minutes

[clear plume]

Same 🙂

[jolly flume]

its like a less fun version of ultimate

[torn mesa]

I don't really care either way

[mossy eagle]

Basically how I feel about M4S and M8S

[clear plume]

Ur then u remember how long non door bosses r anyways and it’s basically the same

[jolly flume]

dude the 12 cs is way too long

like

[mossy eagle]

Long boring fights cause phase 2 is garbage

[alpine plover]

@boreal pumice all newbie runs cleared chaotic

[jolly flume]

first cs I've been able to get up and take a piss during and when I come back its only like half over

[alpine plover]

[jolly flume]

I do that in top cs sometimes but I have to speedrun it

[echo ibex]

That's a fast piss

[jolly flume]

well I get up when the boss dies right

and then it takes like another 30s before the cs even properly starts

[trim frost]

and why is there no music

this shit is just awkward

[worn bluff]

roulette pop timer needs to be 30s longer just so i can pee properly

[clear plume]

Back in my day we had e1s cutscene

And e8s the next tier

Both 50s bangers and one being in a 6m fight

[jolly flume]

no matter what becomes of my body, defeat is not an option 🗣️

[alpine plover]

congratzzzzz

not on the fast piss

on the clear

[mossy eagle]

Phase transitions from EW and DT ranked high to low: M4S -> P8S -> P12S -> M8S -> P4S -> M12S

[jolly flume]

MY BODY WILL HOLD

[loud nymph]

I fucking love that m4s transition

the music shift is just

[mossy eagle]

M4S wasn't my favorite overall but the transition just fucking eats