endgame-lounge

[rain geode]

It's just whatever your main damage stat is right?

[jolly flume]

cherry

[vast jacinth]

since idk maybe my friend will not play tank

[jolly flume]

this game is ragebaiting me

[vast jacinth]

or ditch the game

[zealous meteor]

gacha
my condolences

[vast jacinth]

mine looks worse prolly :)

[rain geode]

I'll probably try and penta meld a view pieced but cheap out a little and use some normal raid pieces as well

*few

[vast jacinth]

i didnt roll on proper echos in ages

[jolly flume]

im rolling phrolova echoes since I get her next week

[trim frost]

why does every game use the same layout as genshin bruh

[jolly flume]

kill genshin

for starting this stupid trend

[vast jacinth]

ohh

im just vibin

i wont pull

[worn bluff]

wuwa used to have a cooler more unique UI but then they genshin-fied it at the last second before release

[rain geode]

It's gotta be the same principle that they make casinos confusing to navigate

[vast jacinth]

i got poor with pulls

[zealous meteor]

and slightly less stupid but still stupid question:
a potion's recast is 4m30s. do i use it in cooldown, or do i wait for the 6m burst?

[worn bluff]

they wanted the genshin market

[vast jacinth]

for lupa

[jolly flume]

depends on ktTM

[vast jacinth]

like in m8s you did hold pots till p2

[jolly flume]

usually you'll pot 06, or 28 on resource jobs, if a fight dies right after 9 you may pot on cd for 0 430 9, or if it's just after 10 you might do 0 5 10

[vast jacinth]

at least in pf

[worn bluff]

you usually try to line them up with 2 minute bursts except if you get an extra use out of it, a 5 min burst is still good, and then even potentially a non minute

[jolly flume]

depends on the job also if your filler is like turbo trash

[zealous meteor]

my filler is broil 4

[jolly flume]

like im not entirely convinced 0 430 9 on dnc is even worth much

compared to 28 with gauge to spend

but idk

either way yeah you try to pot 6 minutes apart if you can

[zealous meteor]

oH
is 28 the 2 minute and 8 minute burst

i was like "wdym 28 minute"

[jolly flume]

yeah

[zealous meteor]

"what the hell"

ok yeah that makes more sense

[worn bluff]

gauge jobs can also adjust their rotation to make a 5 min pot stronger

5 min stronger than 6 min

[jolly flume]

the 5m pot in m4s went hard

[worn bluff]

that was more the 6 min sucking though

yeah that's m4s

[jolly flume]

it's all heat blast? always has been

[jolly flume]

for sch yeah you just maximize your pot usages over caring about putting them over 2s

[worn bluff]

this was a fun pot

[jolly flume]

since it does anything only for your personal damage

[worn bluff]

smuggled perfectio

[vast jacinth]

where is my shield heal i wanna try and reclear froo :(

[jolly flume]

hi it's me, your shield heal

I am currently stranded in venezuela and I need $5000 to get back home

can you assist me

[vast jacinth]

chiyo get ur ass online

and no

[jolly flume]

[vast jacinth]

:)

just work there trust you have 5k soon

[jolly flume]

my family needs me

[zealous meteor]

ah

my roulettes for the next few months will be eating good

[jolly flume]

the hardest part is figuring out how to get rid of it all

I still have anabaseios food sitting around

my caviar canapes

🥀

[rain geode]

I actually can't remember the last time I ate food in a roulette

[jolly flume]

sometimes I food on healer because the microclips I get from being .02s slower on my gcd than usual are annoying asf

[zealous meteor]

a bunch of my sps comes from melds so the only roulette i can even get 2.4 in is expert

sad

[rain geode]

I wanna do content but I'm at work

[sleek moon]

That's why I refuse to play any BiS that uses speed melds

Those are for people who only raidlog

[jolly flume]

it works out alright on 2.31

I get 2.31 at 100 and 2.41 synced to anything

close enough

[rain geode]

See I'm weird and prefer 2.4 even on jobs it isn't technically optiomal on

[zealous meteor]

i don't really notice the like 2.43s i get when synced tbh

[jolly flume]

probably won't play a speed set this tier though

[zealous meteor]

maybe i'm just too stupid

[sleek moon]

They usually have a no speed meld bis somewhere with a minor DPS hit

[jolly flume]

I got too much mp cancer playing fast scholar in prog last tier

literally begging my static to hold for 2 more seconds so I could press lucid dreaming one more time before the 8 cutscene

[rain geode]

Tho I play a lot of runescape and everything in runescape works on a .6 second tick system so having 2.4 gcd let's me go "oh 4 runescape ticks"

[jolly flume]

speed just feels way better to me

slidecasting almost anything is like

it's hard to go too fast

there's only too slow

if I had the choice I'd be on like 2.2 in TOP

[rain geode]

Makes sense again I prefer a very specific amount

[timber stratus]

idk what ill want on bard yet idfk how this job works

surely i wont grief my static

[jolly flume]

2.5 bard just feels right

ngl

esp with 15s ogcds you notice them drifting all over the place in your gcd spin naturally and it pmo

even though thats kind of just part of the bard experience

[trim frost]

the fard

[timber stratus]

yeah army would cause that anyway i was gonna say right

[jolly flume]

yeah

army proc rng

g_g

[timber stratus]

if we clip we clip

[jolly flume]

you're supposed to just let empyreal roll over to the other side of your gcd and fuck it feels so bad

so half the time I just pressed it on cd anyways

0.2s clip

we ball

[timber stratus]

i have not looked at any opti outside a basic opener so far cuz like

i have not played this game in like 6 months

[jolly flume]

ngl vibes based bard is p valid

fucking up the little things doesnt cost you that much in the long run

[timber stratus]

i doubht anything will be tough enough where i need turbo opti and if it is i can just lock in then

i will just say melee diff

[jolly flume]

yeah you get to say that on bard

I do tank personal dps

not my fault

clean it up melees

[timber stratus]

i keep forgetting radiant finale is a thing

[jolly flume]

job is basically still ew drg

3 buffs to press

why? for fun

[worn bluff]

why did they keep lance charge but kill dragon sight

[rapid whale]

wait when drg had a partner was dnc drg on sam giga bis

[proper cave]

Both just feed SAM

[sleek moon]

Don't have to click on party members to put lance charge on

[worn bluff]

but the animation

lance charge is one of the lamest animations and icons

[remote gate]

bro mango and I just had the legit worst tea session in pf imaginable

fucking bjcc prog but it became an LL prog with clean up every phase

the rdm kept fucking up their doll feeds and dolls kept dying

[sinful brook]

Mb

[craggy marsh]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They put me in a pf.

A TEA pf.

A TEA pf with clowns.

They put me in a TEA pf with clowns.

TEA pf? I hate TEA pf. It makes me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They put me in a pf.

[sick dirge]

Hmmm.

[rain geode]

What

[remote gate]

i just wanted to prog with my friend 😭

[zealous meteor]

no prog allowed

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bojangles-bojack-horseman-driving-stupid-babyinajet-gif-7627736597643313545

[clear plume]

It was good for prog but most groups went ninja bard for speeds

[rapid whale]

oic

[clear plume]

And that’s in a world we don’t consider how annoying drg is in prog and all that

[rapid whale]

o why was drg annoying in prog

[clear plume]

You didn’t have much control over eyes if downtime existed and way worse range options

[quick verge]

if u cant get eye before downtime

just 0gcd jump

if that doesnt work

seppuku

[clear plume]

And way more rigid positionals etc

Yeah it’s not that drg wasn’t good in prog like it was popular, but a lot of melees just went ninja to not deal with it

[quick verge]

tbf most ppl that drg in prog have played that job for like 9 years

in savage at least

[limpid edge]

ima be honest, i dont know if tom morello saw FF14 gameplay and thought high energy combat

maybe he liked the animations

really looking forward to hearing the full song tho

heard the preview x10

[tulip wraith]

aint these those extremes

[jolly flume]

press the honey bee lovely button

[zealous meteor]

no that's savage

[tulip wraith]

...

[limpid edge]

still waiting for SE to add audible/visual feedback for hitting positionals

[tulip wraith]

joke ruined, deactivating

[limpid edge]

i would play melee way more if there was a crunchy sound for hitting positions. Some sweet audible dopamine hits

[zealous meteor]

it's so annoying how the only nut vendor is in tuliyollal but to augment my gear i have to go to solution nine

[jolly flume]

this is minor annoyance xiv online after all

[rain geode]

More feedback if you hit a positional would be nice

[limpid edge]

didnt they learn from CoD? The hit sound addicting as a mf

[trim frost]

im pretty sure its like

[jolly flume]

you think square enix learns?

[trim frost]

the only instance where the endgame hub doesn't have a hunt currency vendor

[zealous meteor]

pretty sure yeah

[trim frost]

oh i guess maybe hw

[zealous meteor]

wait yeah hw

[jolly flume]

there was a nut vendor in radz for sure

who knows why

[zealous meteor]

and. maybe arr?

[trim frost]

i dont think arr really defined hunt currencies as related to endgame gearing much

[zealous meteor]

yeah there's no allied seal vendor in mor dhona

[zealous meteor]

yea

so it's just HW and DT

and like

lore wise it makes sense ig

but it's such a pain in the ass

[jolly flume]

idk I think lore should come secondary to not giving people cancer

cough, hinterlands

[zealous meteor]

of course this is only a problem for non-savage peasants

[trim frost]

butbutbutbut my ludonarrative dissonance

[zealous meteor]

who need to exchange nuts for their augments

and we all know that square enix only cares about savage raiders /s

[dapper zealot]

that doesn't even work since a bunch of the younger vipers who got stuck in S9 established a similar system, and now they have a route opened back up to tully

[zealous meteor]

wait shit yeah

it makes no sense period

[worn bluff]

that's the secret. it's always LL prog

even until clear party

[true beacon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212562443855994910/1446669618197565541/image0.jpg?ex=6934d392&is=69338212&hm=e62cc47e5fd0a55acce87cd28962b81306e49a23ced846af7769621b83eb7f7f&

[versed kayak]

btw did the LL mention anything regarding the supposed auto page switching?

[queen raft]

So getting relics

They're supposed to be this difficult?

[versed kayak]

not difficult, just grindy

but yes, thats the point generally (ignore the EW relic)

[jolly flume]

extremely boring

[queen raft]

I've been in OC for several hours and only got three demaitma

Or whatever they're callwd

[versed kayak]

try to focus CEs if you havent yet, higher drop chance

[limpid edge]

you're gonna love the next step

CT galore

[trim frost]

maybe would be nice if they did the bozja thing where you can get it as a random drop from mobs

but 🤷

[limpid edge]

cant believe i did the relic steps twice, i dont want to do it again

[queen raft]

https://tenor.com/view/akai-haato-hololive-not-like-this-panic-shake-gif-17045844

[trim frost]

not like anyone really has a reason to mob farm in oc for anything other than gold farming so

[queen raft]

The FATEs in OC disappear before I can get to them

Also kept randomly getting invited to parties

[versed kayak]

get the riding map if you havent yet

but fates are also a 5% drop chance for the atmas vs the 20% for CEs

so not the end of the world if you miss them

[sleek moon]

maybe if they make mob farming not as stupid as it is right now

where a party of 8 can only go to mobs that 1 shot any tank

well not 1 shot but

its a step down from chain grinding in eureka

bozja mob farming was much nicer too since you could just skip the higher rank mobs

[undone tide]

chat

wendy’s or taco bell

[remote gate]

taco bell

[dapper zealot]

both

[fierce matrix]

Wendys has new chicken strips iirc

They fuck

[zealous meteor]

how can food fuck
it's not alive
it can't move on its own

[dapper zealot]

The food isn't

Wendy is

[jolly flume]

wendy's fucking the chicken strips?

what the hell wendy

[fierce matrix]

You eat it and feel the same feelings you would after a good round

[fierce matrix]

Right in front of my salad?

[jolly flume]

a good round of rainbow six siege

surely

[fierce matrix]

Who plays r6 these days?

[jolly flume]

man I miss when that game was good okay

[fierce matrix]

Back before lion and finka weren't in the game

[jolly flume]

fucking real

lion was the beginning of the end

[fierce matrix]

They nerfed his drone like

4 times

And he still is a high % pick

[undone tide]

taco bell also had chicken strips

has *

[fierce matrix]

Yeah

Their chicken is sooo good

Unironically some of the best chicken ive had

[undone tide]

man it’s like

the perfect cold temp rn

[half holly]

Hi endgame chat

[half holly]

Omg we have the same discord tag thing

[undone tide]

one last time chat

wendy’s or taco bell

[distant knoll]

taco bell

[dull drum]

cook your own food

why eat fast food

[undone tide]

man shut up

[half holly]

Ive never had taco bell so Wendy’s

[dark seal]

Correct! Our guides are LPDU only

(DSR is getting a remake so it doesn’t count..)

[fierce matrix]

Fisher mains unite

God new fish are added next patch I got caught up this patch and forgot about it

[half holly]

Did we get new aquarium fish?

[fierce matrix]

A few iirc

Id have to look to remember

I need to get my ass into motion to get the last of my legendary fish from the ruby path ocean fishing done

But its so exhausting waiting for the right weather effects

[half holly]

Im currently trying to get every fishing relic tool

[fierce matrix]

I have em all thankfully

I still use my resplendent rod to this day just cause I like ucob piss rod

[half holly]

Teach me your ways pro fisher

[pale blade]

hey does anyone need RAM

[fierce matrix]

I ain't a pro i just catch all the fish

My big fish collection go brrr

[jolly flume]

💀

[jolly flume]

wubz cant stop griefing AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fierce matrix]

I was gonna say

I remember doing dsr with wubz a while ago

With them and mewing catscene

Worst experience of my life LOL

[jolly flume]

it's because

some of these ppl

after they get like 100 clears

just completely stop giving a fuck

like idc if you're gonna be stupid but don't do it in someone's party that's trying to clear for the first time

c41 griefers are actual wastes of oxygen

[fierce matrix]

Ffr

I dodge a lot of these people tbh cause idk if they are having a good day or not

Tho id rather raid with them then cool mint Crayola

[jolly flume]

uwu andies are the worst archetype of players bruh

spiny plume pad addled bums

[fierce matrix]

Okay tbf I do a delayed smn opener to do that

But also

If we wipe once on spiny I stop it instantly

[worn bluff]

i imagine once they make most of their day around just those few fights in one game they get more of an itch to mess around

like that’s the only way to live on the edge

oh i might grief if i don’t pull this off. oop

[trim frost]

@tawdry delta yo idr where to report issues with the wiki on the wiki discord but apparently the commendation crystal page is wrong, it's 3 for omega tier and 4 for ultima tier
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Commendation_Crystal
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/ranking/crystallineconflict/reward/16 (been these amounts since the tiers were released)

[tawdry delta]

fixed

[pale blade]

https://youtu.be/-YwYDc2yBTs damn I can’t believe that Guitar Hero predicted Heavyweight

[loud swift]

it would be very funny if there was an actual rage against the machine song featured for xiv

brute bomber blasting killing in the name or something

[pale blade]

all while screaming a bunch of anti-capitalist and anti-fascist stuff

[dapper zealot]

Woke brought back Brute Bomber

[loud swift]

he would

[dapper zealot]

OH THAT'S WHERE IT COMES FROM????

[loud swift]

man people don't know where peak came from

[pale blade]

yes

[dapper zealot]

I just know it from jocat

[pale blade]

now you know

the prophecy was fulfilled

[loud swift]

i still remember playing through the gh3 campaign for the first time.. good times

devil went down to georgia made me nearly rage quit

[dapper zealot]

7.5 will have a woke primal

[pale blade]

the one thing I never figured out is why is it always Goku

[loud swift]

I heard you were strong

Let me fight you

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-spongebob-tv-tv-spongebob-fish-at-tv-spongebob-gif-13592243222089546646

[dapper zealot]

Yaaaaaaas queen

[loud swift]

Omg

I need to see zenos in drag more.

He'd rock the skirts and dresses

[dapper zealot]

the new KH scythe suits him

[loud swift]

The new crafted scythe i need...

I'm reglamming my reaper when it drops

Pretty pink reaper

Coming to reap your hearts and souls~

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grim-adventures-of-billy-and-mandy-my-fair-mandy-grim-billy-mandy-gif-6425000541633802241

[loud swift]

Yup

[pale blade]

no

we still have to get through The Geoff Awards sadly

[daring pine]

hooly

ff9 peak chat

[trim frost]

funny valentine

[dapper zealot]

true

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-valentine-love-train-jojo-d4c-d4c-love-train-gif-27381296

[dapper zealot]

the love train

[tired egret]

2 bros, chillin' in the 'rena

[torn kindle]

What if they’re roommates

[queen raft]

Remember the Powerpuff girls anime that cartoon network aired?

[pale blade]

vaguely

[dapper zealot]

The fighters are canonically modbeasts

[rapid whale]

se saying modding kills your soul frfr

[dapper zealot]

My twitter filling up with blowjob brothers yaoi. Everything is healing

[shadow pilot]

Blowjob brothers yaoi

[random needle]

Static started e10s last night, and I picked up either the best or worst vocal stim for when the boss stands up and gets the sword out

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moist-critical-he's-pulling-his-c--out-meme-gif-5277589675616677605

[dreamy whale]

Miao

[daring pine]

miao

[sick dirge]

OH GOD

good to see that theres a bunch of m10 memes

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/modbeast-mare-dalamud-ffxiv-ff14-gif-13967159086702857906

[sick dirge]

get that thing out of here

[amber fable]

Thats the champ right there

[zealous meteor]

found a new extremely glitched job for A trains

(dragoon)

what the hell is this

[loud nymph]

dragon dong

[random needle]

Hot Tail

[remote gate]

what a bad dragon

[cerulean crown]

forgot to put the nidick away

[sly basin]

ZENOSSSSSS

[random needle]

You know, it's true what they say

People cannot do Vanaspati right to save their life

[worldly grotto]

Sorry bro What is Right/What is Left is confusing to me

It's hard to do my rotation when I have to take my hands off the keyboard to see which one makes the L-shape

[timber stratus]

both mine make the L shape

[loud nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-toskonaut-tosko-tommy-toskonaut-loser-gif-22622107

[golden jewel]

me when I want to go level but I remember my monk isnt even lvl 50 yet 🫩

[tired egret]

just do PVP or something

or idk

hunting log?

[jagged aspen]

how come top melons do bind1+ignore1/bind2+ignore2 stack and dsr melons are bind1+bind2/ignore1+ignore2

[dreamy whale]

Hi chat

[queen raft]

What do I do?

[jagged aspen]

if im in an instance, i log out, do dc travel, buy pots from mb and travel back. will i still be in the instance?

i can confirm that it doesnt kick me out of a party if i was in one, but i havent tried it with an instance

[proper cave]

That would count as leaving the instance since DC travel always puts you in your starting city

[worldly grotto]

Do you have a carrot in your inventory?

[queen raft]

No

[worldly grotto]

Then nothing

[clear plume]

Advertise it in zone chat to be nice

[ember quartz]

get into forked tower

[remote gate]

i have a tinfoil theory, what if the reason the m12 theme was written by RATM and its called everything burns is because by that point in the arcadion plot, we are destroying the system that is established. like the fight is against the actual arcadion itself with the fight ending when we destroy it but in savage the second phase is the president comes in to stop the wol from destroying it and uses clones of the souls of the fighters to assist in the fight

we are tearing down the system and the system refuses to break without a fight

[zealous meteor]

guys living in 2020

[undone tide]

just got to sigma

successful reprog

i started 4 days ago

[rain geode]

Does anyone have the funny forked tower gif

[tough gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378480654991360090/1395727288254992384/rapidsave.com_4hbsmjmog6df1.gif

this one?

[boreal pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377427224784932977/1380431813779914773/the_incident.gif

[jolly flume]

1 pull c41

is this fight easy or what

[remote gate]

babys first ultimate 🥱

play a real ultimate like ucob

[boreal pumice]

Shiggy PlayStation buttons

[remote gate]

baby mechanic 🥱

[wicked delta]

[remote gate]

just stand in your spot 👌

[worldly grotto]

Wrong, it’s the Brute Bomber M11 theme

[remote gate]

what if brute bomber is the president

[jolly flume]

"everything burns"
-me putting in my contacts forgetting that I was chopping jalapenos 20 minutes ago

[worldly grotto]

Exactly bro

El Presidente plays a heel role for better ratings

[remote gate]

LIGHT IT UP LIGHT IT UP LETS GO LETS GO EVERYTHING BURNS

[timber stratus]

me in the wc

[rapid whale]

when you wake up after a night at the bar and everything burns

[dull drum]

ive had to dodge crystal tower like

5 times

😭

[rain geode]

That's good one but I was thinking of the one where everyone gets cliffed

[worldly grotto]

Rhetorical question but what kind of server do you even join to get this emote

[zealous meteor]

probably the one with the FEET tag

[undone tide]

sigma sigma on the wall

[undone tide]

he’s based asf

icl

[zealous meteor]

someone forgot the / in /ac

[sick dirge]

LOL

[terse zodiac]

how is pf even more restrictive than last time i tried anything lmao

people requiring 750 and double melee for the launch extremes is insane

[undone tide]

guys do i lock gnb out of my top pfs so i dont have to lb p6 opener

[jolly flume]

L

[versed kayak]

tf

[sick dirge]

you good/

[undone tide]

?

[wicked delta]

fucking dumbass

[undone tide]

they shot bro

[wicked delta]

automuted himself

[undone tide]

which word

[sick dirge]

spammed L

[wicked delta]

yeah that

[undone tide]

[zealous meteor]

???

[undone tide]

endgame discussion normalcy challenge

[versed kayak]

ye saw him post the same message multiple times and then watched them slowly disappear

[undone tide]

chat do i go out tn or play vidya

[round hazel]

bruh

!unmute 285567261882843138

[storm frost]

Success!

@jolly flume has been unmuted by @round hazel.

[wicked delta]

😭

[round hazel]

go take a shower

[rapid whale]

sarah the savior

[round hazel]

why are you not jolly

jobs done back to hell

@jolly flume hope you wipe in DSR, and like stop spamming L

[jolly flume]

MY BAD

[undone tide]

not everyone wants to be +spe -spa

[jolly flume]

WERE GONNA ONE PULL THOUGH

[undone tide]

can you turn your caps lock off

[visual geyser]

@quick verge do you have commendation crystals

[undone tide]

we’re getting somewhere

[quick verge]

I haven’t claimed any ranked rewards in like 10 seasons

dat shit useless

[jolly flume]

we 1 pulled

:3

[undone tide]

my grandma could parse better than you

[jolly flume]

brother I died

wtf are healers doing

tbf I blame

changing my sks

[clear plume]

surely thats an alt tho

[undone tide]

is the healer

[jolly flume]

that Ic an parse 94 with a death

84

[undone tide]

ok? doesn’t change the fact that my grandma can parse better. and her ass can only play xiv when i show her how to open the launcher.

[jolly flume]

haters gonna hate....

[visual geyser]

you dont want the eaglepeak gear?

[quick verge]

shit looks like ass

[visual geyser]

okay real but plebs not having it makes it 10% better

anyways seal rock coat is dyable thats more important

[zealous meteor]

chiyo shijolly

[clear plume]

any tank and caster/prange want to join for top derust im willing to pay if people want that

[rapid whale]

aloo

[undone tide]

what is the derust level

[clear plume]

5/6 has been in this expack, one melee hasnt been in since on patch

we r just under public pf listed p4+ under t'mohei but yeah anybody from here who joins ill offer 2m an hour for the time

[clear plume]

^

[undone tide]

hold a spot for me

if it’s still there

i’ll be on in like 3 mins

[clear plume]

kk moving it to private

[undone tide]

you can open it up

[clear plume]

oh ok

[undone tide]

wait

[clear plume]

waiting

[undone tide]

this is me btw

[jolly flume]

anotha one

[daring pine]

@jolly flume mfw twofold prog party

wipes on adds

❓

[rain geode]

Many such cases

[loud nymph]

ooooof

[trim frost]

tbh adds is like a normal raid level difficulty mechanic

swear you have to like actively grief to fuck it up

[rain geode]

oh I cant travel to aether at all rn guess Im not trying more M6S tonight

[loud nymph]

honestly after m6s adds I was expecting m8s adds to be, y'know, an actual mechanic

instead of just zzzzzzzzzz

[trim frost]

feels more like an obligation than anything else

i know they design savage first but it kinda just feels like "oh we had these in normal i guess we should put these in savage too"

[loud nymph]

it's honestly the one bad part of m8sp1

everything else is great

adds is just kinda like "yeah ok let's get this over with"

[rain geode]

I hope to get there someday I still have waht a week in a half? all the time in the world

[loud nymph]

definitely

[trim frost]

four weeks tbh

since savage isn't due for another month

[loud nymph]

tbh unless you really care that much about getting through it before the patch

you'll probably save yourself some sanity by not bothering to prog savage this late

[rain geode]

my thought process is "It would be nice but I dont care as much about getting it done as I will this upcoming tier"

[trim frost]

m8s is mostly hype moments and aura so doing it in .4 probably won't be much different than on patch

the last minute or so of p2 is just towers anyway

[rain geode]

It would be a nice break from all the 7.4 ex I plan on running

and im unlikely to finish the fight unless I get a really lucky PF like my M5S party

[sick dirge]

suplex train

[loud nymph]

wrong train sadly

we already got that one

[sick dirge]

suplex train

[rain geode]

If I had a nickle for every train the WoL has fought

[sick dirge]

you would have 2

[daring pine]

ok that party was dogshit

waste of my time

twofold prog party and we didnt even get past p1 enrage

[daring pine]

you wanna know whats funny valcors

half the party had cleared the fight

[trim frost]

🧍‍♂️

[daring pine]

mch and war were prog lying

they weren't even on p2

rpr (and me) are on p2

[zealous meteor]

[daring pine]

somehow millennial kept getting fucked up ❓

[trim frost]

shit and ass always at the scene of the crime

[zealous meteor]

have you killed them yet

[daring pine]

idk i wanted to

just wasting my time bruh why are u in a twofold prog party if ur not on p2

get out

[trim frost]

bro like

even if they made it to p2

they'd probably fuck up quake

[daring pine]

quake is basically a normal mode mechanic man

then again this is pf

[trim frost]

first time i saw p2 the dnc ran off to do a 5/3 split and we exploded

[daring pine]

i've seen p2..twice?

second time we had 1 person dead

so

um

yar

@trim frost guess the races of the war and mch

[trim frost]

oh dear

um

f miqo

[daring pine]

ding ding ding

and the machinist?

[trim frost]

um uh

m lala . ?

idk

[daring pine]

bunboy

[trim frost]

despair

[shadow pilot]

!action despair

[storm frost]

**Despair** : lvl 72 Black Mage (2.5 second cooldown)(2.0 second base cast time)

Deals fire damage with a potency of 350.
Additional Effect: Grants Astral Fire III
Can only be executed while under the effect of Astral Fire.

Powered by XIVAPI

[zealous meteor]

i was an f miqo war until like a month ago smh

now i'm a lala drk

[dull drum]

damn we being racist in endgame lounge?

[trim frost]

always

[loud nymph]

I've been told we hate white here

#endgame-lounge message see

[daring pine]

always

[clear plume]

my static member is going to be so disappointed when they learn theyre brothers brothers not bros

[worldly grotto]

What does this even mean

This is like trying to decipher hieroglyphics

[versed kayak]

brute bomber, whoever is the m8s boss (howling blade?), and presumably the new double bosses in heavy weight

[clear plume]

its just new brothers

except for first part

where wolf is howling and bomb for bomber yeah

[dapper zealot]

the blowjob brothers

[odd beacon]

that just makes it better

[jolly flume]

holy fuck today has been so based

the night is young and I've gotten six totems

3 dsr 3 fru

[sly basin]

they are BROTHERS???

😭 😭 😭 😭

[dapper zealot]

go for 7

[craggy marsh]

They're called the Blowjob Brothers not the Blowjob Lovers

But they are 100% gay

that is a fact

[loud nymph]

they are roommates

[clear plume]

the jp word used for their introduction is explicitly the word for family brothers

[trim frost]

it’s the same word for like bond brothers too though

used a lot in the yakuza games

[boreal pumice]

aniki

[jolly flume]

only got 10 kills with my tankbuster rescue today

washed up

[finite plank]

rescue mentioned

https://imgur.com/a/rescue-QB3y41R

[fierce matrix]

Ilovelooper

I wanted to get more uwu/ucob totems but those parties are so doomer

I might just sit in dsr pf for a bit

[trim frost]

kyoudai

[jolly flume]

come pf dsr with me and noble tomorrow

[jolly flume]

https://medal.tv/games/ff-xiv-online/clips/lEMnuhUYawrfhZfBt?invite=cr-MSw5Q0UsMjEwOTg5MDQ5&v=11

still p decent

[quick verge]

this swine tried to nuke me in my parse run

[mossy eagle]

Good

(no happiness for barsers)

[finite plank]

abuse them

[low hearth]

W clear @rapid whale

dsr is so much fun :V

[rapid whale]

o are you in here too

[low hearth]

yea

monk

[rapid whale]

nice

[low hearth]

parsing that fight is way too hard bruh

[rapid whale]

fr

im sure im doing a lot wrong like i dont go for any cleave on p6 but fugit

at least i broke gray

[low hearth]

like u lose a whole one minute on melee if its downtime wroth 😭

[rapid whale]

f

[dapper zealot]

I found chiyo

[fierce matrix]

Thats not my chiyo

Chiyo is a whm main

[alpine plover]

did this just go through both tethers

what sorcery is this

[dapper zealot]

lmao the tank didn't bother mitting first pull then left after two mins

[dull drum]

this game is racist man

[thin fox]

au ra #1

as it should be

[tired egret]

Still better than Lost Ark, where they lock classes to a specific gender

[craggy marsh]

Korean dev moment

[tired egret]

Agreed

[craggy marsh]

"Play Lost Ark it's peak!"

looks inside

Gender locked classes, females all wear heels for some reason, horrible grind, and p2w that people kept saying didnt exist

Never understood the Lost Ark glaze

[tired egret]

I got the Lost Ark Closed Beta

Then gave up after I saw that I can't have a Male Assassin

Didn't even play

I just looked at the char creator and fucking dipped after

[valid solar]

all of those 3 things are the KMMO standard and lost ark is probably the best KMMO so if you're used to playing KMMO's then you would indeed say lost ark is peak

[craggy marsh]

And those 3 things will never get me to play a KMMO

[tired egret]

And I only gone there after MapleStory2 shut down

[robust shoal]

Lost Ark combat is so good

[craggy marsh]

The combat was good

But everything else idk man

[daring pine]

omg

its bungo

[craggy marsh]

The females all wearing heels was the weirdest one for me

Are females not allowed to wear shoes in Korea

[tired egret]

Anyway after this I just wish Maple2 didn't shutdown... god it was good

[robust shoal]

tbf both males and female wear 3 inch heels in xiv

but in loa the females all have 6 inch heels lol

[craggy marsh]

XIV characters all wear sandals tf is wrong with them

[tired egret]

https://youtu.be/dSR7HBze788?si=nH_UmLCLzBwrRte6

[craggy marsh]

Who bathes wearing sandals

[tired egret]

Shadow Thief my beloved

peak edgy rogue experience

Can't find shit to replace it with

[undone tide]

college students

[craggy marsh]

Gross

Disgusting

Repulsive

White Mage player

[tired egret]

I had something close with Jaguar in ToS... but that game has completely went down the shitter, so I'm here because of Reaper... and now I gone on a completionist route stuck in ARR kekw

[undone tide]

you talking to me?

never call me a white mage player again.

[craggy marsh]

I wasnt but now I want to

[tired egret]

Kekw

[undone tide]

there’s only a worse kind of player

coincidentally also starting with W

[craggy marsh]

WViper

[dapper zealot]

hmmmmmmm

[shy obsidian]

weaver?

[shy obsidian]

what are The Extremes even based off of anyways

Like Deep Blue might be that, but uh I genuinely can't tell what Red Hot is supposed to be

[dapper zealot]

probably the sharks

or more big fish :)

[tired egret]

so

we are fighting big fish

wow

fisher bros can now finally let their frustrations out on something

[olive panther]

The boys

Or big fish i prefer big fish

[dapper zealot]

big fish is more funny

[tired egret]

Yeah definetly big fish

[lyric summit]

did they mean Corpse

[valid solar]

corse is the older spelling

[zealous meteor]

no this game just loves using extremely obscure spellings

[lyric summit]

older spelling in the sci fi dungeon

makes sense

[torn kindle]

Chirurgeon is the old spelling of Surgeon

Same with Gaol being Jail

Both use the same pronunciation as their modern spelling IIRC

[dapper zealot]

Dialogue in game pronounces chirurgeon differently

[jagged aspen]

whats the big mount with cats called?

[trim frost]

apocryphal bahamut?

[jagged aspen]

naah

Felyne Support Team Cart found it

[zealous meteor]

mikoshi?
wait that's catfish not cats

[jagged aspen]

ig not exactly cats lol

[trim frost]

oh

i thought you meant the capstone mount for the lynxes

[jagged aspen]

Oh. It's simpler than that.

[undone tide]

please tell me i won the house

PLEASE

GET ME OUT OF THE GOBLET

[low hearth]

bro living in the hood 💔🥀

[undone tide]

i mean basically

i have one of the “worst” plots in the goblet

according to the housing discord

kinda don’t get it though because i’m right next to a mb

[jolly flume]

is it one of the outer plots

the only ones I like in the goblet are the inner ones around the pools

those are ok

[undone tide]

i circled it

[trim frost]

section 8 housing

[inner shadow]

god donut
trying to get a titanic sawfish and I got a rare before this

What do I do with this fish?

[tired egret]

d'synth

and hope it's Allag Peice

unless Pirate's Bane has a use for something

[trim frost]

you can print it on a canvas if you so choose https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Angler's_Prints

but not much else no

[wheat marsh]

toss it into a housing tank?

[inner shadow]

Gonna put this baby up the wall

Yeah nothing really to do with it, shame, could be a nice glamour craftable or something

[tired egret]

thankfully there are big fish in ARR that can give Minions & glams

well.. only if you desynth them

[inner shadow]

Oh really, what kind?

[tired egret]

mostly beachwear in terms of glams

and a fish minion

[inner shadow]

Someone told me shark mounts exist

[tired egret]

shark mount is for Ocean Fishing

[inner shadow]

I have no mounts :/

[trim frost]

there’s a land shark mount in occult

probably sells on the market board for pretty cheap too

[inner shadow]

Whats this called

[jagged aspen]

so uh. why if i craft something and press quit, my character stands up and i can switch jobs without closing crafting log. but if i just want to switch jobs after finishing a craft, my only option is to close the log? 😐

[jolly flume]

because the game is dogshit

what's new

[jagged aspen]

ok next question. company chest requires an estate to place it?

[jolly flume]

you can access it in the major cities

[inner shadow]

I printed it, how does it look

[jagged aspen]

ah ok i was wondering, bc it unlocks on rank 2 while estate is rank 6

oh lol im blind its right there next to GC guys

[undone tide]

my dsr pf has

4 supports

and 0 dps

never seen this

[rain geode]

I havnt done any ultimates specifically but for my high end stuff suports usually fill before DPS

[limpid edge]

i remember supports filling pretty quick this raid tier

faster than the last one

[jolly flume]

ultimates are usually waiting for a shield healer simulator

[limpid edge]

it was just m2s people were afraid to be MT

m6s people were afraid to be OT

first 2 months of PF

[rain geode]

People Hate shield healing in ultis that much?

[jolly flume]

you actually have responsibilities

like 80% of the party living or dying is on your shoulders

most evident in top, top was insane

literally almost every 7/8 party

would be missing a shield healer

bc the entire fight is just one giant mit check

parsed 19 hps to their 78 and still had 10% more hps because that's how much mitigation hard carries in ulti

[rain geode]

I see

[rapid whale]

I think the difficulty spikes the most for supports in ultimates

[rain geode]

That makes a certain amount of intuitive sense. Supports tend to change the use of their buttons based on the fight more then DPS

[random needle]

I don't understand how people can join a wb2 party in DSR and fuck up for 20 minutes straight in p2 with us never even seeing p3

[jagged aspen]

woah healing parse does not include shields??

[jagged aspen]

tanks also spike a lot imo

[rapid whale]

ya isnt tank supp

tho if you mean tanks spike even more i think that is true for the mechanics

since tanks are usually expected to flex

[jagged aspen]

more flexing, and also much more responsibility in some mechs

[jolly flume]

it does

[jagged aspen]

oh you just mean 19 sch parse is higher than 78 whm

[jolly flume]

ya

shield hps in normal play is like waaaaay higher than pure when you're safety gaming

[golden jewel]

relic grind progress

[low hearth]

You gotta send your c41 bro

I cleared from wb2 like 1 pull

ts free

[random needle]

Planning it tonight with some fellas here

[low hearth]

Nice

Usually people lock tf in for c41s

Ez 2-3 pull in and out

[random needle]

Hopefully

I just need to not clown it up later on

[wicked delta]

i can get these to 100 in a week right

[zealous meteor]

yes

if you go to the loporrit mines

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

mine faster

get yourself some macros

[low hearth]

Yea use ice cosmic

[zealous meteor]

i mean it'll be very easy to get them to 100 if you use cheats

(don't)

[low hearth]

Leveling crafters legit 😴

[jagged aspen]

did u get p7 yet

[random needle]

I've done everything through WB2 fine and my static (including others here) think it should work fine, I just need to stay locked in

[jagged aspen]

ah ic

im trying to get p7 first and p6 pf is despair

[jolly flume]

p7 is fine even if you die

just dont die like 3 times

and even then it might still be fine

ill cactbot literally everything

[low hearth]

not lbing doth meteors is lowkey clutch as fuck

[jolly flume]

dude

my timings in that fight are all based around fast af kts

so when we end up with a hold im like

wtf is happening

im not supposed to have an aetherflow here

[low hearth]

having the extra lb really saves runs

[jolly flume]

tab target challenge

difficulty impossible

had one pull last night where we would've lived 4-3 akh afah if we tank lbed I guess

or if we had an astro

or if I saved protraction to put on myself

but we cleared the pull after so all good surely

[low hearth]

Dang was someone dead asf 😭

[jagged aspen]

what can u lb instead?

arent p6 deaths almost always joever

[low hearth]

Touchdown if someone dies to hrae during cauterize and a tank exa death

A lot of stuff

[low hearth]

As long as no one dies to hrae I think it’s chill

[jagged aspen]

the stacks dont mess everything up if a tank dies?

debuffs

[low hearth]

Nah u can live with lb3

Just walk in and take the autos like normal

[random needle]

It throws me off whenever I see one or both Broad Swings in PF, to say nothing of the rest of the fight

[low hearth]

P6 pf is cooked asf 😭

wb1 and wroth wipes 💔🥀

[random needle]

p6 is such an extended consistency check

[jagged aspen]

getting to p6 is such a patience check

[jagged aspen]

implying pf gets there

[random needle]

Especially when people refuse to lock in until you actually get to p3

[low hearth]

doth reprog

[fierce matrix]

How tf you die on wb1

[jagged aspen]

idk p2 has been surprisingly decent for me lately

[random needle]

Taking a defam to Thordan's crotch in big 2025 💔

[jolly flume]

noble took a suppuration and walled

[jagged aspen]

idk. hopefully they meant akh afah

[low hearth]

Oh

So they had to wall regardless?

[jolly flume]

lb can save a lot of stuff

[dreamy whale]

Level 60 viper gotta be the world’s greatest sleep aid

[jagged aspen]

can lb counter angery hraes though

[jolly flume]

gigafucked hp, caut+touchdown, especially tank death

yeah

thats the main use of it

[low hearth]

Does 2nd in aggro need to spread out with a tank death?

[jagged aspen]

really?

its not a wipe?

[random needle]

Viper in general

[low hearth]

and tank lb3

[jolly flume]

specifically on cauterize

[fierce matrix]

So it matters who does the final hit

[jolly flume]

if he enrages there bc someone pyretic'd themself you can tank lb touchdown and not die

[dreamy whale]

Nah viper at 80 is pretty fun

[jagged aspen]

oh

[dreamy whale]

Viper at 60 is literally 1234 simulator

A8S sleep mode

[jolly flume]

yes everyone should spread, and the living tank should shirk the least valuable player alive (usually prange) to try to force them to take the auto

[fierce matrix]

If its a nidhogg mech it doesnt trigger, just makes nid do more damage

[loud nymph]

Level 50 RPR tho

hell, level 50 anything

[jolly flume]

and then if you tank lb the auto vulns are 100% fine

[low hearth]

o

[jolly flume]

other tank just needs to get up asap and voke off for the next cast

but you'll probably never see that in a pf of randos lol

tank death = wipe gg go next

[random needle]

That party earlier honestly torched my faith in PF so bad

[distant knoll]

sometimes instead of boring it just sucks 💖 like bard

no iron jaws no WM just suffering

[loud nymph]

counterpoint: level 50 bard both sucks and is boring

[distant knoll]

hmmm true

[jagged aspen]

wait am i in that party now

i have a suspicion

[random needle]

I think the party lead was fine, but the healers especially were beyond chopped

[remote gate]

insert lengthy and near ragebait comment about how lv 50 bard is actually good

[jolly flume]

incredible that you ever even had any

I commend your optimism

[remote gate]

are healers in dsr hard to find

because for tea finding ppl isn't the hard part it's finding ppl that can get past LL

[jagged aspen]

kinda? dsr is pretty active though

[jagged aspen]

i mean i joined a wb2 party that appeared out of nowhere and its struggling in p2
e: it was indeed the same party, or whatever was left of it

[low hearth]

p2 is hard man

[jolly flume]

strength is no joke

[rapid whale]

EEEEEEEEE

[jagged aspen]

ok yea only 10% diff on first stacks

[jagged aspen]

another wb2 party disbanding in p2 yay

[wintry elbow]

where do i get the level 80 tomes at? i didn't realize i was capped of them

i mean the gear for the level 80 poetics piece

[low hearth]

Crystarium

[wintry elbow]

ty 😄 i like that town.

[zealous meteor]

yeah, by the aetheryte

but you do need to finish 5.0 to unlock the vendor

[wintry elbow]

what is 5.0?

[jagged aspen]

shadowbringers msq

quest literally called shadowbringers

[wintry elbow]

oh, i beat the game already. i been doing a lot of PvP and they give the tomes out

i got capped on the tomes and didn't know where to spend them at.

[tulip anvil]

if rpr's buff was 5% instead of 3% would it be overpowered?

[shadow pilot]

no

only mere 2%

[tulip anvil]

then why dont they do it

[jagged aspen]

make dnc buff 10%

[dull drum]

no because every other job has 5%

lol

smn has 5%

[jagged aspen]

ast has 6

op!

[tulip anvil]

THEN WHY DONT THEY MAKE IT 5%

[dull drum]

because jobs shit sorry

too much work

indie company

little resources

this is like asking why dont they close the grand canyon level gap between whm and ast

because they’re lazy

[zealous meteor]

i mean. "change 3% to 5%" is a lot easier than "give whm the mitigation and buffs that ast has"

latter is definitely doable but isn't as simple as changing one number

[jagged aspen]

+10 potency to glare ez fix

(no cap)

[dull drum]

10 bucks rn

they add 10 pot to dia in 7.4

“this will close the dps between whm ast”

[novel garden]

Is drgs buff more than 5%? I don't play enough drg lol

[dull drum]

[jagged aspen]

drg is 10% crit

iirc on paper its slightly stronger than the 5%s

depends on what you play ofc

also varies throughout expansion as you get more base crit

[dull drum]

pairs well with sch who also has chain strat

[jagged aspen]

why pairs well? more crit = extra crit has lower value

[zealous meteor]

7.4: Glare III's potency has been changed from 340 to 690

[jagged aspen]

8 wmh fru clear incoming

[novel garden]

Yeah because I was looking at like monk and drg buffs and was like wait drg has a bigger number when I thought they was all the same

[jagged aspen]

nvm they still die to raidwide

[boreal pumice]

thing with mnk is they are also gaining from over ppls crits during bro hood giving more balls

[novel garden]

God ain't that the truth I be in 2 min and seeing it fill so fast where I'm just like "that's enough slices" 😂

[jagged aspen]

dnc life

"thats enough esprit pls stop"

[wicked delta]

dnc 2 min

[jagged aspen]

and then your gauge doesnt move for 5 gcds

because adding rng dampening to games is hard in 2025

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-simon-says-game-playing-simon-says-gif-25676623

[dapper zealot]

Gaining esprit a millisecond before you tilana

[jagged aspen]

pretty sure youll spend more on repairs

50 loopers = 2500 gil
11 dark matter = 3080 gil

[dapper zealot]

that's on you for spending gil on dark matter

[jagged aspen]

well, gc seals are basically gil

[low hearth]

I ain’t know you could buy them with gc seals

That’s huge

[jagged aspen]

they run out super fast if you dont do roulettes 🙁

but thats where all my seals go usually

its dark matter, ventures, maybe cordials if youre too cheap to buy the good ones, and gamba boxes

[daring pine]

[amber fable]

This is only when when you're overcapping crit

Otherwise its better since its all additive

[sly basin]

zamn

[jagged aspen]

going from 30 to 40 crit adds more relative value than 40 to 50 crit though

in terms of +dps gained its the same yes

but if youre comparing it to % buffs, they get relatively better

aka if 10 crit is only marginally better than 5% for you normally, a second crit buff is likely to be worse

[amber fable]

It also adds to crit damage

Like yes damage gain is rng unlike 5% buff which is guaranteed boost

[jolly flume]

@random needle IS THAT A BRAND NEW HEAVENS LEGEND

[jagged aspen]

oh you got it? gz

[rapid whale]

wahoo

[jagged aspen]

why? its just crit rate no?

[amber fable]

No it adds to damage too

[random needle]

I AM NAMED KYLE

[jagged aspen]

where does it say that

[timber stratus]

It was harder in X but congrats