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idk how can people have trouble with support left dps right
as a caster i was fine but i saw a lot of melee memes
you have 3 business days to wait for puddles to disappear and casually walk to your spot
but if you watch the hector vid, he only showed one spread.
oh yea the spreads kill people in pf like 50% of the time
this guy called Limit Break kinda sucked tbh
oh right
Toxic Raidplan has the full guide.
yeah
u just gotta watch it to see it
i didn't realise there were multiple lightning spreads until a couple pulls in
345k damage over an entire fight? smh
ppl also randomly go blind on fire stacks and just stand in the lasers
the melee spreads are already very tight
yeah
when m5s dropped and melees kept pvping on spotlights
That fight was fun actually.
i wonder, is Limit Break a valid character name
oh it was pretty fun yeah
feels more like a dance than a fight but i guess that's the point
The fights are all mostly good. I just think the only exceptional ones are the second floors so far.
I don't think that will change.
N/S spotlight vs E/W spotlight 
I think M10S is going to be the tag team boss.
Don't see why it wouldn't be, but it's probably already taken on most worlds
It will probably be the best fight in this tier, I imagine.
My static did diagonal spotlight :^)
Is it just me? They seem to cook on second floors every time?
I liked M5S that fight was fun
P10S was awesome also.
M2S wasn't bad but I liked M4S more
m2s was fucking lit
ppl underappreciate it
there was so much drama when it was on content
It was super entertaining.
m3s also kind of.
M2S is bad; repetitive
Like it's impressive honestly
that my least favorite fight in the first tier is M1S
since it's a very well done fight.
Well
the final parts are a bit shitty
but you skip it anyways, who cares.
m1s is my second favorite fight in LHW; 2 and 3 blew dick 
Iβll blow you to smithereens
you like the catgirls
not for being catgirls
I never saw raining cats done correctly
I like the catgirls
their fights just suck less
Some of the mechs on M2S were fucking wild
meow
Alarm Pheromones, with PF tanks?
Catgirl cute
i HATE catgirls. they should all be lalas instead
Lizzer cute
the catboys should become femras
M3S was honestly pretty chill
on god where are the femras
Not in S9
M3S could've had a harder dps check, that's really all I would change.
and this is why alexandria sucks
Im the cutest
howling blade but he's a femra
exact same voice though
But it's probably the hardest check already anyways.
alarm pheromones π fucking hated progging m2s solely because of that
I think M3S check was like 140k or something.
Neyuni is literally Young Sheldon
Here's an uptime strat for alarm pheromones 1.
#ffxiv #ff14 #arcadion #guide
β Alarm Pheromones 1
MM (North)
β
TT (Middle)
RR HH (SW | SE)
β» Non-Tanks along wall
Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:44 The Mechanic
03:11 The Strat
05:05 POV 1
05:39 POV 2
06:19 POV 3
06:57 POV...
this shit was wild in pf
AWWWW
Why is this 10 year old hacking into government properties
Wicked Thunder dies next patch
It's an okay strat, but people were too dumb to do it.
Sorry for spoiling yall
Eutrope and Neyuni are gonna make it out alright 

Damn fuck Yaana I see
do not kill off neyuni
I hated Alarm Pheromones
no way neyuni doesnt
leave that girl alone
my breath isnt held for anyone else
to be fair she's still with us right
she has a long life ahead of her
I mean Yaana gonna be fine too but she's a little less pressed rn
Shes gonna eat her soul cancer stone and get giga soul cancer just to save them
Actually ig Yaana is terminally ill too
nothing a little soul chemo can't fix
going, going, gone
Probably the only reason pf stuck to Mario Kart was because when Hector made his video there wasn't a strat he liked
Soul chemo π
you can't make a strat for a mechanic that boils down to random aoe spam lol
you can try but in the end it's just dodge
I did the triangle strat in a pf and it worked pretty well
I defintely think the Elezen Dragoon is M9S. Might have a bat or succubus transformation.
The tag team beach boys are M10S. This seems like the appropiate spot. You don't want to put a double boss as a first impression. Second floor is for experiments.
The Heavyweight champion is M11S. No clue what he can be, but this is obviously his spot.
M12S not sure tbh, can be many things. The safe bet is it being the President.
I think the whole plot is "staged." It's a core pillar of wrestling. People might dislike it, but I'm all for it. They can make some moments real also.
And my static sent ranged out and melees sit mid and it was still better than mario kart
found m6s enjoyer
we did box/uptime/whatever you wanna call it plenty of times and it's still
just dodge
although mk is definitely the worst option of the bunch
that shit is dog
Elezen is gonna be succubus mommy 100%
fighting a lala (in a friendly match) in an arena that SCREAMS splatoon? yes please
The elezen dragoon is for sure Succubus.
or something like that.
I usually prefer Viera's, but she's looking good.
I guess those two races are similar though.
I'm hoping they put a lot of effort into the 3rd floor this time.
M11S better be "brute bomber is back from the dead for a revenge match"
no
yes
m11 should have a brute zomber cameo AT LEAST
leave my guy brute bomber alone π π
what does a strat have to do with the objective qualities of a fight
The Heavyweight champion is M11S. No clue what he can be, but this is obviously his spot.
Where hector
Finally get to P3? One of your ranged is dying when the vines expand.
he doesnt need to be rezzed and beaten up for the third time
The president infuses Hector's soul into the rtx building
fear
I hated tanking Mario Kart cause it felt like random people in pf expected it differently each time. My favorite was the one time I didn't main tank and the other tank just ran down the center created chaos
well not really parse
just clear
but as the tier went on, m7s and m8s got way worse in pf.
idk m3s is just my least favorite fight of this expansion by a pretty wide margin
Why m3s?
i love parsing when im stuck out of range for a minute
We have to fight the rtx building or else
that shit felt like p11s minus the body checks minus the good vibes minus the cool voice lines
M3S was chill honestly.
It had some unique mechanics.
Like that knockback tower shit.
No joke when I finally got back to M7 after taking a few weeks break after doing m6 in party finder I cleared in 20ish pulls
fusefield is the one with 8 fuses right?
what was the one with weird overlapping bomb donuts
M7S is that fight where you are either going to one pull it, or take 10 fucking hours because a healer dies in p3 every time.
fusedown
Fuse down.
Yeah that was the one part in pf that took a while
Once you were past that the fight was pretty much done
M7S issue was that
if a ranged dies in p2 or p3 the fight is over
there's no recovering unless one of your melees are a god.
If one or people died in M7 the dps check got pretty tight
It's a hard body check. It's just not fun.
i think ive seen a tank recover once
Especially as a melee.
You just have to watch your ranged fuck the fight up for everyone.
You're basically praying.
it also sucks since theyre out of healing range usually
And I healed that fight so I can talk
I really hated that bit in the final phase where the adds spawned in p3.
so 7.3 makes sense alot
π
with range buffs
ugh seperate leveling systems the bane of my existence
That fight was honestly not possible to clear unless I got a 90+ parse every time.
The dps check was actually hard in pf early on.
I constantly had to throw a tank mit on the healer cause I had a hard time grabbing the add next to them from where I was taking the stack until after that resolved
Because people took so many damage downs.
I was so burned out from m6
I think that fight had a dps check of like 183k or something
well its the first fight with 50% dd
m7 is 50% isnt it
Oof
oh
idk why my best log was on dragoon
ok not 50 mb then
I played it like twice in that fight.
DRG just has that nice aoe burst during p1
it's perfect timing
rpr normal enshroud aoe is pretty shit
yea i hated that part, adds so much rng to your parse
yeah but I think we need more stuff like it.
More disengage mechs in general honestly.
Hopefully this tier.
yes
you mean full downtime, or just melee downtime
there's like
2 disengage mechanics in all of CW
I always thought it was 25%, tbh.
they dont even show you what your crit/det etc does and youre asking for debuff values π
I was still pretty noob for CW, so my m8s experience was just me faithfully progging instead of prog skipping
it was pretty bad, not gonna lie.
heres an item with 587 determination
determination makes you hit harder, by an unspecified amount
???
you can just read the dd value off a damage event in the log
I just learned you have to prog skip sometimes because people will hold you back very much.
o
does ingame combat log list that?
probably not lol
prisoner's dilemma
but if youre going into fflogs for it, then you might as well just check wiki
unless its day 1 ig
wiki can be wrong
well yeah that was the idea
(assuming logs are even working on day 1)
I prog skipped a decent amount in pf as long as I knew for a fact that I was doing the mechanic right
This is definitely my biggest flex raiding so far.
But now passport checking is more common so mileage may vary
could compare your damage before and after the debuff...manually
I would say the same thing anyways
there's an inherent variance of 5%
I only hate you for prog lying if you're bad
I'm sorry but you have to prog lie to an extent.
and this fails to account for whether you had buffs
If you can actually do the mechanics.
yeaa that doesnt seem too reliable. ive had someone convince me that dsr dd is 90% because they looked at their damag enumbers
If you can't do the mechanics, and prog skip and trap people, you are the problem.
Yeah just depends on the player right.
If you have like a grey parse tank prog skipping in m6s
presses Stardiver before ddown
presses High Jump after ddown
Clearly, this is a 95% reduction
It might not be great.
the circle of people who prog lie and the circle of people who can actually prog lie without griefing differ in size by a factor of 100
But if you have a good dps prog skipping add phase
yeah they will get shit done probably.
the problem is everyone thinks they're in the second circle
Just depends, PF is wild to be honest.
"I only fucked up one out of ten pulls!" yeah and that's kinda awful consistency wise
it's also how you release terrorists into totem groups for ultimate
depends on when you wiped the party honestly
it works if you have 7 helpers π
I don't care when you wiped the party, I care if you are able to consistently reach the prog point
and again, the overwhelming majority of prog skippers cannot
Yeah.
but when everyone in the party is failing one in 10 then yea
Really depends on like when you die.
If you die in a non-existent mech who really cares.
If you die on a body check mechanic, what are you doing?
Unless you are clearing.
even if you die on a "non-existent" mech, you are making the check harder
If someone dies during diamond dust slide in FRU, nobody really cares.
Mistakes happen
you are adding extra mental load to the healer to raise and heal you
but if it's CT prog and you are trolling on UR and APOC
yeah what are you doing in the party.
what do u mean, every CT prog is apoc cleanup
FRU taught me how to prog skip.
P3 prog is just light rampant prog. P4 prog is just UR prog. P5 prog is Apoc / Darklit prog.
you're basically explaining why PF prog is so bad
and delta prog is panto cleanup, apparently
people prog skip -> you want to prog skip -> you're now part of the problem
I've been back in pf lately and let me tell you the helpers are drinking the same dumb bitch juice too
Fuck this game
It's the people who just blindly prog skip
Whoβs gonna play midnight
theres some good ones
We back on wow
If everyone in the party has a 1/10 chance of failing a mechanic (and we assume failing a mechanic means you're wiping), then in like... In DSR for example, let's say there's 2 mechanics in p2, p3, and p5, and two for p4 and transition together. That's 8 mechanics, with 8 people, means there's a (1 - 0.1)^64 = 0.1% chance you get to p6
If I know for sure I ain't fucking up and I'm consistent I'm going to the next mechanic. It saves my sanity
some ppl in pf literally just play for themselves
like, ones that if they join pf you know its clearing
I don't care how you prog skip, I don't even care whether you do it or not. I only care if you can actually reach the prog point consistently.
like ppl literally don't care if they troll and wipe you
they have god complex or something.
If you question them, they will start throwing a tantrum.
I'll make this simpler
if everyone in the group is 95% consistent at reaching the prog point
Or they will just instant leave which is fine ig.
which is a pretty high bar as the fight goes on longer
I prefer people who can just take accountability and realize they need to leave.
you still only see your prog point 2/3 pulls
I've done that a few times.
my FRU prog chart is so cursed
let me show it haha
like 50% of my pulls were p2 wipes
Was some wild shit, lmao.
I was barely getting actual prog, ppl just kept wiping on LR or UR.
not as cursed as this
But I don't want to rant that much, it's a bad look.
I like PF at the end of the day. It's a fun place.
Watashia?
I always find it funny how people complain about how slow their PF is.
it's like inevitably the case that every time I'm helping someone and there's a prog skipper in the party they get caught by the gotchas of whatever mechanic they prog lied past
and fail to realize how low the bar is for finding a static to be better than PF.
Looks like a Watashia progression chart
pf ultimate prog is a house of cards held up only by the existence of sims
Like my ex static had 500 pulls and still was at DD
its from EU, that guy is a legend
how do you even read the chart, how do you tell what % correlates to which phase
And i killed fru with 1400 pulls? Completely so pf took me 900 pulls roughly
It's hard to read, that's the issue.
I know who that is
at least if someone cleared in relatively few pulls you can mouse over the chart to see the tooltips, but with 4000 its impossible
Exactly
You don't really, you can hover over a wipe to see the last cast the boss did
You can tell a lot of my pulls were early wipes because it's like 1100 pulls but only 70 hours
the problem is i cant hover over the low point here, it keeps showing p1/2 wipes
although when you constantly see the same hp % you can kinda tell which phase it was
They mark out the % to health of each phase somewhere on the website
I think you can zoom in
That's like... 3 minutes and 36 seconds a pull. Pretty awful
Tbh
4000 for FRU. It gets to a point where that guy might actually be the issue.
But at least they cleared so good for them.
might?
Definitely possible they were mostly doing clean pulls, but pretty low chance.
chiyo
as the saying goes: if everything smells like shit, it's time to check the bottom of your shoe
Arent you the guy that wouldnt stop talking about endgame content in novice networks for some reason
"do i suck at the game?"
"no. it's the pf shitters who are wrong"
good thing
fenrir's unbound might 
pray for me chiyo
gl
and there will be 7 femras at your doorstep tomorrow
P2 is really not that bad
yeah i've heard
it's just a choke check.
something something
Focus on understanding the mechanics though.
They aren't really that complex.
C41 marce when
lou was literally talking about this
Would helo
Understand how UV works, and you can already do like half the phase.
But dsr time
uv not hard
it is pretty cool
What really killed the fight for me is HB2.
It's a lame mechanic where you can just eat a damage down if you are scared.
Hero's Blow should be a one shot halfroom cleave.
is there a difference between hb1 and hb2
No
HB1 is a free mechanic
it's basically a tell to let you know it's a thing.
HB2 is the penultimate mechanic in the fight before UV4. So it's probably the hardest part of the phase.
i see
Even then, if you get the cursed platform, you can litreally just cheese the mechanic.
People do it in PF all the time.
well im definitely looking forward to my prog tonight
if people don't grief p1 so i can actually get p2 prog in
Not sure if you will understand this yet, but I'll explain rq since it's good to know.
Every time HB2 happens, 1 platform has a cursed pattern.
The cursed platform in this picture is MT. He usually targets one of the solo players.
right
MT has to dodge HB2 and then meet with the NW party for the UV4 Conga.
theyre on track to get 4000 in top now so all good
The issue is you can only move one platform during this mechanic.
Dodging to NW platform immediately is bad since it's not safe right now.
You have to go to South platform to dodge, and then run back to NW to meet up for the conga.
Hector shows it in the vid also.
The thing is, Hero's Blow doesn't one shot. As long as you don't get hit by both the Pneuma and Cleave, you live.
So if you are scared and want to clear just eat the damage down and go to your conga. Check isn't hard anyways. Better than dying.
But it's a rare chance you get the cursed pattern, but it's fun actually doing it correctly.
Then you have NA pf that blows melee lb at start of p3 and then wipes to uv4 without lb π
UV is very recoverable even if one is dead ppl just have to eyeball or sac
the only like real hard check is Quake everytime
its usually more than 1
and twofold obviously
Like if you don't have 4 in quake stack I think it's death everytime
It scales weird
i mean, failing to spread uv is at least 2 deaths
so healer sac might be good idea for prog
ye
P2 is just very cheesable if people are smart
and usually more than 2 because panic
the only mech you can really wipe the party on is Twofold
since twofold requires absolute perfection.
but people send melee lb even if damage is clearly not an issue
ye
It's a cool phase.
I just really wish HB one shotted.
At least the non-tanks.
Like maybe they could make it so you live with pro-active healer mits.
So it's healer skill expression.
Like 250k dmg or something
its not an ult, healers need to press glare and have a good time
so if a healer is actually different they will save you.
But that would have made the fight way harder
I don't think the Pneuma's should one shot, that makes no sense.
But the big ass half room cleave, 100%.
pneumas are easy to avoid though, cleave is harder
so makes sense that they do more?
Good fight though. Only issues I really had were the Add Phase and Hero's Blow.
both don't 1 shot that is the issue
so if u are just lazy u can eat damage down as long as you don't get hit by both.
this is the new format for ultimates too if fru is anything to go by
oh, pneumas are the in/out? i thought you meant the lasers on uv
not true, i wiped because i forgot to press holos
on what LMFAO
there is no way one holos kills you
CT i think
since ppl royally fuck that up
just before cast
π‘
unmit 170k that's literally a shield and 10%
yall gotta have missed like
at least two other things
aint no way
just spreadlo
stack after knockback is certified bring an astro moment I fear
161k I think
jesus CHRIST how tf do you die to 170k
163k if I don't use BiS
Found it.
that's missing 25% compared to what it would be on NA
given, I don't know what the eu plan says
but like
this is a fight where partner stacks are a suggestion and light party stacks are optional
so to say that the healing requirements are tight outside of one spot in CT is just lying ngl
I'm a fan of when major mechanics have initial raidwides that hit very hard.
It's pretty cool.
Yea I checked, both addle and feint were missing
also these be the cursed dps comps I talk about.
She should have just used the primals or something
now you actually have to heal
Well honestly they should have had a Tree phase which used the primals
what does that mean?
more like, now you have to fight fatebreaker
Fight shoulda started with Shiva, honestly.
livable if you play the good healers
impossible content buddy
I remember doing m5 and we had this shield healer that didn't shield the entire fight
@jolly flume C.E. π
And the Astro didn't notice and thought it was because we weren't reprising or addling but nope we actually were all mitting except the dude whose job it is

We somehow made it pretty late into the fight before dying
like deep down inside
...actually that makes me wonder
is there any relevant level range (70/80/90/100) where WHM outclasses AST, or SGE outclasses SCH?
Like 10%
the only relevant level range is 100
so no
well there's ultimates 
White Mages and Astro are too stoned to enjoy parsing.
They gotta rebalance em
We mentioned hey shield please and he goes "okay now I know" then killed us on the A B side mech
8.0 surely.
They don't gotta
Actually
Yeah
It'd be nice sure but it's not like they have to
It'd be nice, but there's so many other things I would want before a legacy ultimate fix
White Mage / Sge are usually better low lvl ultimates
and low level content in general
White Mage has the best AOE out of any healer.
I dont expect them to rebalance legacy ults, really not necessary
So it's the best for normal content.
normal dungeons.
SGE is probably the best for 4 man content. Like criteron or q40.
this is like saying which GPU runs minecraft the best
And even at lvl 100 rn for 8 man content
I think WHM is better than AST at some stuff.
But AST is so strong it's hard to find the bright spots where WHM shines.
I think SGE is pretty depressing though.
uh
WHM is more outclassed by AST than SGE by SCH
pretty hard to make a case for the reverse as well
But WHM can do this in a FRU phase
which is pretty impressive
It's better in P2 also, I think.
congrats, you picked a totally irrelevant DPS phase
i thought someone here said that sge was slightly better than sch in tea 
but i might be misremembering
It's not bad in the other phases though to be fair.
We spent all of DSR meming on our Sage trying to put a crit shield on me pre pull. "You know on Scholar you can guarantee a crit."
It's better in P3 apparently.
I think WHM or SGE are actually preferred in Q40 over AST or SCH, but I'd need someone else to corroborate
yes, because P3 inherently favors selfish jobs
And also P2.
due to the timing of how your 2s are available
ye
WHM im not sure on
SGE 100% tho
So WHM is better than AST in some stuff
specifically AOE.
WHM has nuclear AOE that's the main draw rn.
WHM is not better than AST in any context where you need damage
but AST aoe is probably 2nd best
I mean u are thinking like full uptime savage
not every fight is like that
I'm thinking any fight where the check is actually notable
P4 of FRU certainly isn't that
SCHs buff is kinda not that great there since it's only on one of the two targets, and in one part of the fight the dps aren't even attacking the boss during burst
Even in P5, WHM is still the 2nd best healer for dps.
It's not like a huge "white mage is trash" gap.
Only real reason to do whm over astro is if you dont find astro fun to play for some reason.
also, the biggest reason WHM is bad
I'm a white mage defender though.
Yeah, being 4 man means raid buffs in general aren't as impactful
I just hate passing cards to people honestly

I prefer literally everything else about AST otherwise
the AoE argument is also a pretty poor one
Honestly same
because in those cases where you can AoE, buffs become so much better
WHM needs like 1k dps buff, tbh.
Without moactions I find putting cards on people kinda annoying but thats a me thing
SGE also.
ast is the better job because white mage players are dogshit awful and should be wiped off the face of the earth
I rest my case
oh wrong reply
WHM playres are troll
but yes sge is a little better than sch in tea
Passing cards is still annoying for me on controller, but playing AST feels so much more satisfying than WHM anyway
Chiyo you are ill
TEA is weird
because healers literally do more dmg than tanks at that level range.
It's funny.
I do like holying in dungeons tho
well they can
they shouldn't be
besides white mage
white mage just sips the lily juice at that level
White Mage at 80 is super saiyan
If a healer ever outdamages me I better have been doing some ganja
Not the kind that kills you
I mean, the healers are fucking cooking in TEA.
SMN is good at 70
Holy is fun, but AST does have balls
surely it must be good at 100!!
I love balls!!!
Hehe, balls

Phlegma balls
Gravity does have a very satisfying sfx noise
I feel like WHM and SGE should fundamentally be harder jobs, since they are selfish dps.
But it's just not how the design is and probably will ever be.
selfish jobs or not selfish
It's in a weird spot.
has very little bearing to a job being easy or hard
Well the issue is.
no part of job design should take into account difficulty of play
I dont like that mindset
You get White Mages who absolutely troll in PF.
When you need these White Mages to be doing good dmg.
More than an Astro, for example.
So it's weird, but it's mostly a PF issue.
Non issue for coordinated groups.
ye
If this game was balanced for PF, you'd press one button per phase and still not clear
TBF I feel like they balance around PF in some aspects anyways
There's a reason why Samurai is so much stronger than VPR / BLM when you have a coordinated group.
Because samurai players are cuter
It's weird.
Fundamentally, VPR / BLM should probably do like 500 more raw damage than Samurai.
I almost thought Noble did it
But because of how PF is, they can't do that.
Noble is cuter than me in DSR
noble is white
aw hell no
You cant just call him slurs like that
damn, are they that old? :D
another question
how much would i be fucking over my party if i play AST wearing SCH bis (or at least, bis in terms of spell speed)
Hes like 29 but ive never seen him use them
but it really doesnt matter
I think hes 29
You have some of the best raidbuffs in the game, that's really all you need on top of doing acceptable damage.
2.4 ast is kinda ass unless you have negative ping though
tbh I also only started using them recently, mostly because it's more convenient than sending a full emote
Can't ask for more than that.
No same
Sometimes I just like
because you have a 50/50 chance of your last malefic under lightspeed rolling back
Dont wanna type a whole sentence
It's the truth
It feels less dry than sending π too
yeah, I just need more bnuuy emotes
Samurai is like secretly the best job in the game, FFLOGS just doesn't show the full picture.
You have to outcute him Saphh
I should commission some
I now realize why my friends were telling me how good samurai was.
When I would look at rDPS and see that it was mid back when I was a noob.
I need to convince bapple to DP me instead
aw man but that's the recommend sch gcd
I mean
(at least for cw)
it works
Draw him and he will do it
I played 2.4 ast in lhw you just get used to it
Samurai is cracked because you can mod it to be Vergil
Meditate by sitting on a chair
I think you used an a instead of u by accident

haha
the more i play sch (in casual content, to be fair) the more i dislike whm
I would hate on white mages more.
But the white mages I see in PF are always very nice. Even if they struggle.
ASTs tend to be way more toxic from my experience even if they are on average better.
DF WHMs already make me hate the job, don't wanna imagine PF
I played AST for the first time in weeks yesterday and felt my 4th eye opening
I hate all healer players because I know true enlightenment
My only irrational pf hate are Sages cause they tend to never do anything
WHM is always like a cute miqo'te or something.
But I hate sages the most
Eeyy same
AST is like a male au ra
Sages are Scholars who are afraid of commitment
Shoutout to when I cleared M2S and we had a sage parsing 0
I would rather play with someone toxic and good in pf than someone who sucks ass
I barely have to interact with them anyway
just give me my totem and let me out
idk like if a cute femviera is nice I can excuse them for being bad.
We had no deaths and one damage down (I got hit during alarm pheromones)
Almost enraged
Cause the healers were doing no damage
I let a 1 clear 0 parse bard into my pf once because they had a cute femra and plate
but exceptions are rare
lol
Thankfully our Dragoon was cracked
Youβre such a simp
hi i'm a shield healer and i'm a lala
lalas are the best.
Next thing youβll let Watashia into your pf when he tells you he watched Spice and Wolf
I would
Dude
He's so good man. Truly a stud.
he's cooked i fear
Wata will always be misunderstood he is just a fursona lover.
Whatever that even means.
Do furries deserve rights; the next endgame debate
... That's the scariest thing I've read about this guy
ewww
Chopped fucking yan
LOOOL
Why are its horns dookie
Hrothgar raiders are really rare

βMisunderstoodβ and its called not being a piece of shit person
They are pretty cute
What's the difference between the Hist % parse shown on the fflogs profile and the actual parse on the log? Is the hist % the one that's still comparing the log to the previous day?
idk the history
I need to lock in and get a p7 party for DSR going tonight
the other one is compared against all data up to current day
Hist% what rlly matters
π§’
gulp
on that patch day ultimate parsing shit
yeah but like if u cleared week 1
corny as hell
then ppl get BiS and shit
ah so the logs % will keep going down over time I guess
ur shit cooked
depends on when you cleared but yeah it usually goes down
but that historical parse is still goated tho
Progress.
I got a 69 parse on ex2 and I think that's the most accomplished I've ever been in the game
nice
My only gold parses are in Chaotic, so I don't know if they are really legit.
I don't parse anymore
it's tea so it'll probably just get more powercrept
idc about parse for savage & ultimate

I am extreme enjoyer
I don't really care about parse either as long as I'm not abysmally dogshit, as long as boss dies I'm pretty happy
i only care about parse in dungeons
ok dungeon parsing is kinda based though
normalize speed parsing
make these pf morons stop whining for hold
we aint holding
I never really do content when it's current so ultimates are the only thing I really get a parse for anyway
you should try Chaotic.
Now its real mens turn
Chaotic is like the most chill content to get a fat parse on.
It's an acquired taste.
I own CoD tho
free gil also
Chaotic 2 when π
I will some day
inchresting
too lazy to watch a guide
Join the RADAR server. They will walk you through everything.
It's the only daily progs on NA anyways.
LMK if you want link.
Not on EU, but there's probably a EU one somewhere
RADAR has progs like every day
M7 was the only fight I didn't get higher than a green on but I also have the least clears on it since I joined a static late and we didn't really need gear from it.
It's a goated server
Purple on the other fights
π
yo im goated trust..
Sorry I lied I'm a fraud
gg
oh damn
fake af!
Ogey lets go barse normal
yea u can kind of send it from p6
playing with Watashia for the first time yesterday was funny asf
What are you doing on discord?
The lore is insane with this guy.
I've been running through the rest of the fight in my head the last few days and I don't think there's too many other gotchas where I can accidentally wipe the raid
Bro had macros for every phase of the fight π
We
Are the Crystal gems
surprised people even upload alliance raid logs
if by it you mean myself
My experience with Wata in FRU: extremely capable player, just very bossy and argumentative to the point he crashes out when one reprisal is missed.
Probably because he's parsing, I'm not sure.
clearly a pro player /s
maybe i should become a WAR main /s
I wonder if I have any numbers saved for current casual content
dont play war
Well my overall experience with Scholars is that they undermit everything to get max energy drain dps.
It's fun
you're getting bad scholars 
true
Do it after you get the results
This is the average SCH experience for me
It's all about the parse for these people.

You can tell they were getting dopamine highs, about to spam Energy Drain after using chain.
I don't remember the last time I've had someone logging for m5
If they come up in normal raid roul
Idk if they will top the Eden ones.
These are historical values right?
The Eden normals were actually peak.

But I'm usually doing roulettes for leveling my other jobs at this point, so I barely ever see the Lv100 ones lately
You're doing better than 57% of the community.
It could be worse, trust me.
honestly it's probably just gear diff
If I uploaded a log for m5 (I'm a lazy bum and haven't set up uploading my own logs), it'd probably jump to 65-70%
wanna hear a secret
i need to go back and do better
damage is like the least important thing you can do in this game
dishonor on your livestock
exactly
yeah i spent a concerning amount of time on the floor
Honestly both UCoB and DSR have opened my eyes to this, DPS is basically nonexistent in importance relative to just staying alive and doing the mechanic
Would Hydaelyn have wanted this? I'm not so sure.
now my problem is finding people to do arkveld with 
seeing as we're less than 2 weeks out from the next patch that will make everything but the mount obsolete
That's an isuse with these current 2 extremes
they are just very whatever, so they died EXTREMELY fast.
I never got around to doing Arkveld tbh
whats the name of the original arr cinematic music
Answers
Answer?
answers?
question
i'll redeem myself with the 7.4 extreme, trust
No
....is the 7.4 exteme ex6 or ex7
because necron was ex5, but then we got arkveld
ex6
Redeem yourself with criterion
7.4 exrtreme should honestly be very fun.
I've never heard people say Rathalos in SB was one of the numbered extremes
I'm not sure if people know the trial yet.
But it's looking like a Zelenia type of fight.
??
Well I mean that in the sense of.
Impossible to tell itβs just a train so far
Hmm does ucob use a different version of it?
Just pure fun, random shit.
And puzzle based.
That's what Yoshida said yesterday.
So most similar to EX4 probably this expac.
I'm pretty sure it uses straight up Answers for p3 and p4
Honestly they really shine when they just do random ass bosses
That's why omega raids were goated
Though it starts from the Bahamut drop instead of the very beginning and loops during p4 iirc
And p5 uses a different track entirely, Beyond Redemption
I think the vocals sound a bit different
idk
Can't find a video with loud music
I never noticed a difference during cob prog
get orchestrion, it'll tell you
π
Thatβs not bad tho
Oh right, it's the same just not from the start
I think the p5 track is from when Louisoux was having his dbz moment against Bahamut
Yeah exactly, it starts from the Bahamut drop
t13 uses the whole song from the beginning though
pressed your buttons real good
Glared too close to the sun
probably not too many logs either so good uptime will give you a good number
https://youtu.be/bREZqkbI2WU?t=228 yea from here
There's been a change in the FFXIV Materials Usage License effective as of April 15, 2022β the forbidden three songs have been removed in the fine print. I'm not sure if that means we can now use them, but I'm bringing back just this one to test things out.
Watch my video on what would get you FFXIV strikes in YouTube:
https://youtu.be/wm2obt...
normal raids are full of people who cannot tell left from right
When we get the ZODIALYN ultimate that song will be peak
also helps if your gear is decent I guess
I'm usually criminally undergeared because fuck engaging with this games gear system with weekly locks
Parsing is like 90% about gear lol.
80% gear, 5% skill, 15% dcrit rng
Something like that
that was my first time blind with crafted gear 15 weeks in o_o
and 50% killtime diff
Log checking my bfβs normals
MCH goat







