#endgame-lounge
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I'm not the biggest fan of wire bugs
I'd like wilds a lot more if it ran even somewhat reasonably
base rise is garbage but i argue that sunbreak gets shadowed by the base rise hate
sunbreak is awesome
do you think its nostalgia or more so that way more people played world way after launch period
some of the alternate movesets for Sunbreak were really fun
I didn’t like the spiribugs since it felt like mandatory routing before I get to fight the monster
the birds? yeah that sure was a thing
oh my god swaxe in sunbreak was so fun
you actually wanted to morph
and the counter was AMAZING
wilds swaxe however is fucking dogshit
Most people that don’t care probably just didn’t race to do all content so the wait was much shorter to them
Meanwhile my beloved Lance has been getting better and better since World
Literally see the same thing in ffxiv discourse where casuals despite not touching most of the games content takes longer bc when each msq is an evening wow this game has a lot of content releasing still
wilds lance is very awesome i’ll give you that
both
the way the charge counter is actually best when you don’t have the shield up
I love how people were memeing on lance in Sunbreak getting the choice between Guard Dash and Shield Bash
and then it turns out it's completely busted
people talk about how "World has these features and Wilds doesn't!" when the stuff is things that were added in TU5 of World
If only they fixed constitution’s description and perfect guard
visually yeah they were very samey
best mh is 4u
nostalgia
and world being the first game to look like the future™
so people ignored blatant problems in world (and ib)
if someone says world is their favorite they probably have un/diagnosed depression or chew on gravel for fun
the counter is godlike
idk i feel like the part of the minority online that liked rise (sunbreak)
rise hate is overforced by world babies
40/60
sunbreak might be the most insane G-Rank glowup in the series
compared to base rise
absolutely
sunbreak is like monster hunter on crack
its like they just decided to do whatever the fuck they wanted and pumped up the numbers and monster difficulty
I love that they made monsters that keep up with the extra movement as well
primordial malzeno is INSANE
prim malzeno and risen shaggy warzone
I might be the only person who likes DPS checks like the afflicted mons have but monhun needs more checks like that imo
dps checks are good because it makes redditors mald
I wanna play 14 but im stuck at work
quit your job gang
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I can’t i need xiv money
hope 8.0 removes crafting
i’m about to level all of my crafters so please no
remove crafting steps at least
crafting combat gear is such a pain, massive timesink
I would enjoy it maybe if I didn't have to sit down for 50+ seconds for every HQ piece or pre craft I need
i hate quick synthesis so much
like, can you just do it all automatically please instead of forcing me to sit through every single craft?
also spitting out HQ and NQ to bloat your inventory for your convenience
Quick synth used to be so fucking slow
Like if you could make the item in 3 steps it was legit faster to do it manually
A stack of 99 synths took 10 minutes with quick synth
horrible
Good luck gearing bro 
why
gearing is ez just marketboard at 100 and scrip up before
the real fun is in the materia
Aka “let’s go gambling”
crafter endgame is about the great rroneek extinction and unethical ovibos milk factory
How do people farm so much of that stuff
I send my retainers out for it
o
Surely my bros will not abandon me
i am currently leveling my crafters, listening to music and playing slay the spire on my phone
what kind of maxxing is this
Screen addictionmaxxing
crying
tea pf actually fucking sucks
mango and I spent the last hour and a half in pf trying to get a caster and pranged since ours couldn't come in
Dang is tea pf that dead?
i never finished progging on MCH i could have went
do a little bit of griefing
you wouldn't happen to be available Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays would you
fucking yes
My schedule this week is shit for raiding
idk what time
The dreaded close open
i should probably go on PCT it's easier
specifically 6 pm est - 8 pm est
oh.. no i'm not 
I havent really had a job thats really “clicked” for me if that makes sense
Like one of my homies started with white mage and she went crazy w it
be an all rounder
knowing how all the jobs play actually helps a lot in other content
Picking is hard I didn't choose what I was gonna play until like last night
Amd even then I'm having my doubts
btw siti ty for the explanation last night
play the job you have the most fun on
dragoon and monk go crazy
That advice only works if you know what you have the most fun on xd
Oh
I like ninja a lot but the learning curve is so front loaded and the gcd speed being that fast is really fucking with me
And i like summoner but I wanna week 1 raid in the future so thats not an option
no worries, glad it helped :D
why wouldn't smn be an option? most caster players i know prog fights as smn and then swap to another caster once they have the fight down
I was told everything smn does another caster does it better
So smn is rarely picked for first week
i picked the job i thought would be easiest, so i picked paladin because it had ranged buttons so you didn’t need to try for uptime
turns out i was wrong and it was one of the hardest jobs when i picked it up
yes but smn you can learn mechs easy
I might pick another melee that has a slower pace
when I played it was actually fine besides ifrit being a slow ass but even that could be managed with a swiftcast
Slowfrit
i like those gumdrops
I've heard SMN is amazing in Ucob and UWU
yea
hey
i got a question
in an ultimate raid, is it ok to have 2 phys ranged?
yknow how some people do double caster
why not double phys ranged
Duplicate jobs negate auto-LB generation however
One would have to fake melee though
You would probably want dnc/brd and then have one person play mch
The reason you don’t have double phys ranged though is because they do less damage than casters and melee
depends on the skill level of the group and the ultimate but probably
as long as you're not doubling up jobs
depends on the ultimate more than anything
all of them are doable with double prange but TOP i wouldnt recommend it
rest literally dont matter go ahead
i would never touch that dirty "caster"
ptuh
imagine learning a fight on SMN when you can learn it on a fun job instead
9.0 will bring rune fencer trust
just play rdm
Rdm doesnt draw on itself
I didn't know USMC played pictomancer
United States Mage Core
RDM with Vergun
Melees on BJ, ranged on CC
Thanks
Summoner and rdm are essential jobs for week 1, having a res out of the caster role is extremely useful. I’d say rdm more so than smn and it’s helpful to have pct/blm as a backup if dps check is hard but yeah
Also who says summoner has mobility in TEA
People don’t really want pct one tricks to prog the first fight they want to just see mechanics and dps doesn’t matter there
I'm ruin slide casting there lmao
You definitely have to slide cast a lot more at 70 and 80
Well, “have to” as in it’s still like a 15-22 potency loss to Garuda and titan fillers in a fight that the dps check doesn’t matter
Rdm is a lot harder to play if you're not used to it
If you want to mobility smn still has the mobility
Since it has more cooldown management and having to be in melee for burst
This tier in particular was painful for red mages
It's not just that, you're missing the follow ups you gain at level 90+
Which means you're still using more ruins in your rotation
just play black mage
Ok but surely we aren’t talking like 6 mandatory casts a minute that can be anywhere in that minute as not “has mobility”
From experience, summoner plays more like a regular caster in 70 and 80 content
It only becomes a magic ranged at 100
I have experience on it too, you just massively are focusing on minor losses for mobility when like, most advice for people who want to prog it is yaknow, just play it as normal instead of trying to ruinmaxx
I get why you’re saying it, to play smn optimally you absolutely should ruin as much as possible
But saying it as like, should you smn in the fight context or does it have mobility for the fight etc I disagree with it bc you can just play the class the same
Just correcting the statement earlier that summoner is op in tea because its super mobile
It plays more like other casters in tea
(And also 100 is a really weird line to say for the breakpoint bc 90 it sure had that same criticism bc that’s just semantics there)
Well no, smn you can just play exactly as I said with using your summons and you lose literally 50 potency per minute doing that in tea
Like it is good in there absolutely
Like yeah, if everybody just does their first prog getting perfect uptime and never needing to lose for mobility go black mage, for everybody who is an actual human having extra mobility for very minor losses dps wise is an absurd upside for progging a fight
Like smn has competitive damage, mostly free mobility , and a res, it isn’t a stretch to say its op in those fights imo
But chiyo and kinger said there’s no reason to play it in that environment when everything else does it better bc rdm has dualcast raise and does more damage, blm does more damage, and pct does more damage and has another defensive 
And you only use one caster so you have to pick one
I feel like if your really abusing dualcast raise a lot you probably don't want to be in the group
you definitely do not want to be in the group
Sure but by that same metric wouldn’t you not want to be in a group where you have to be raising as smn when your rotation is already pretty full gcd wise
I Mean shouldn't everyone's rotation be full of GCDs?
Idk how it is at 100 but at 90 I only get like one or two ruin 3 casts of spare stuff
Yeah but rdm doesnt have a large hunk of their damage slotted into demis
it's not so much "there's no reason to play it" as it is "other casters are better at basically everything else in that environment and the reason why a lot of people people play smn (simplicity) is not relevant for w1"
Oh ok
if you're picking a job simply because it's easier than the others you probably should not be in a w1 group
Icic
Considering their high end experiences involves uhhh, uwu p1, theres probably more issues than just the job with being in a w1 group :D
oh I know, but the conversation earlier was about w1
I don’t think their wrong in that it’s not like, the upside job, I just don’t think “I’m a smn main who can flex to pct” matters much over “I’m a pct main who can flex to smn” for most groups.
I want to raid W1 in the future so I’m trying to think ahead with my job choice which is why I was asking about it
People aren’t out here caring about smn or rdm in 2025 for that
by the time you get to the point where you are confident and experienced enough to raid w1
Playing your job well >>> job choices
You’ll have enough time to try all of them and spend time trying high end stuff by the time you’re applying to a group.
No one's going to take a single digit parsing picto for week 1
you will realize why it is not generally picked as much as the others
Ohg ok
which is what I said earlier
So what you’re saying is
(Every rdm will absolutely also have smn melded so that if fight is cringe for it they can just swap over trying to force awkwardness fwiw, same reason ninja is so overrepresented in prog)
Play what I find fun and I’m comfortable with rn and worry about it later when I have more high end experience
Pretty much
Yeah
It's like the people who ask "what's the best job for raiding savage in weeks 1-2"
if you have to ask
you don't need to know the answer
It’s whm right
because if you're actually playing in that environment, you would already know the answer
so for now
the best job for savage raiding is conjurer
just focus on getting experience with whatever

I'm going SCH
clearly best melee dps composition is Ninja + Rogue so you can benefit from mug and dokumori
unfortunate
Sch is by far the most dominant early week job in the games history, since hw release only a SINGLE team in the top 5 of any world race for a savage or ultimate has not had one (and it was like 3rd in cruiserweight)
Literally the only job that I hard focus on a early team having if you want to say you’re world racing bc it can force things no other job can
Again it's with the assumption that you play it well
Right now if you're new to raising, just focus on learning how to play your job well in a savage context
I feel like jumping from someone wanting to raid w1 to world prog is a wild step
wait shit is it THAT popular
If scholar doesn't click for you, nothing wrong to play sage instead
Any job can clear week 1 even horrid comps
I was just commenting on that it in general is the most op job more than telling anybody to play it
l i just like it in general 
Some are obviously better than others
yeah cause they're making one :D #endgame-lounge message
oh dear
I'll probably keep sage in the back pocket but I wanna play sch
Starting week 1 or clearing week 1
That schedule looks more like a trying out week 1 
Just raiding week 1 it would look
i'll just throw myself into pf at some point after the tier releases
i don't care about clearing any fight week 1 or even month 1
It took us like 3 weeks to do A6S I just wanted to raid it first week and if we clear then awesome but if we dont then no biggie
If just wanting to hop in week 1 and prog literally play anything
scholar then :)
it's my most comfortable job
Really for anyone starting raiding, playing the job you're most comfy in is the most important
Rather than listening to people yapping about job balance or meta jobs
Alas I am most comfy on warrior but there is no wiggle room for tanks left in the group I play with
Ima do pf week 1 and see where the week takes us
Very sorry for your sanity
if i hadn't fallen in love with scholar after getting it to 100 i would've gone with ol reliable white mage lmao
....which is technically the only job i've ever taken into savage. but i did so little of that fight that i don't really count it
And especially swapping from melee/tank/phys range to caster/healer can have an additional learning curve of cast times and sldiecasting
This is the first tier i just gave up on bc pf drove me to insanity
Do u guys mind if I ask about some jobs 
I never claimed I had much sanity to lose
i'm honestly not even sure if i'll do week 1. probably but idk
M6S add phase my beloathed
Yupp 
P10S my beloved
p10s was so fucking peak
I liked dragoon in the part where you play as estinien in shadowbringers, is it like that in the actual job
It was so cool
No
Sorta-ish?
I'm defo playing healer for sure almost certainly SCH very small odds I play WHM or SGE instead
You don’t get horrid roar
Mean obv i know its like
Mix of m6s being so boring before add phase and pf sucking at adds
A watered down version for the solo duty
the solo duties usually snapshot the job at the time which is fun
alphi getting a carby that attacks
Well yeah but I was more saying all the cool ass jumping and stuff
You're probably turning off animations when raiding anyway

Just so you can see the tells
Not my own
ye I keep my own most of the time
only turned em off for m4s because meikyo actually made me not see something
im never doing week 1 clears if its expected to turn off my animations
Its not
I keep my own but turn of others, which is why I love having a viper on the team their burst looks so funny without partical effects
it's expected that you do the mechanics
Yeah thats what I do
so far in all the fights I've done I've turned off my own exactly once
just because it covered my character and I had to walk close to the edge for a mechanic, so I didnt want to fall off
So basically if I cant see the tells I be like “hold on guys lemme turn off my particle effects”
i'd be kinda sad to lose broil 4 animations but if it makes things easier then so be it
I gues
in most cases the tells wont be that small so its not really an issue
idk about smn, don't play that job
maybe its a bigger issue for it
Smn is an issue for me yea
Only titan tho
If i could turn off titan it would be fine
Smns issue is the size of the summons but you can make the summons smaller without turning effects off
tbf summoner is an issue for the whole party lol
/petsize go brr
Wait what thats so epic
Is this actually drg rotation
they obviously cant keep bahamut at the size of a house
Thats so chill
no, thats just various skills
not the actual looping combo
Oh
at the start at least, didnt watch the end
I still remember the first time I had a level 70 smn in my party
💀
baha blast
?
So many weaves
this is like, nothing
Felt like the Start of skyrim I was like "WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT"
Warrior has spoiled me
Do you not make the summons smaller?
This is like the allegory of the cave
...i mean that's a lot more weaving than the jobs i'm used to
but im used to jobs that can't double weave (casters)
same, I think I had them at max size from when I was playing summoner at level 20 or something
suddenly my entire screen was bahamut
well. can't double weave without using instant casts
2.5s gcd
The flashbang still
Titan's especially is bright
Warrior is the cave and the rest of the jobs are the real world
if you don't want to weave just use white mage
pretty sure the only weaves in your opener are pom and assize
Its not that i dont want to weave
I can double weave on NA with 160ms ping, you can too
Warrior just has like a single double weave in its entire kit
especially on drg with 2.5
lmao
Wdym I'm constantly double weaving on WAR
insane whm opener
heal/tank will never give you the full picture because weave slots are left open for mit/heals
Howge
you shouldn't really have that much to double weave
never had to double weave mits or something?
constantly on war
If I already need a weave but I also need a MIT
Or sometimes you just need two mits
Oh yeah fair enough I forgot about mits
its just untrue that you're always double weaving
well yeah but whm has no offensive ogcds other than these
there's just not enough things for you to weave in warrior's kit
even scholar has a couple more
Maybe "fairly often" would be a bit more accurate but I certainly do it
scholar has like 27 energy drains so yeah its full if you know you dont need aetherflows
actually yeah scholar only has three that aren't energy drain huh
Well i have to level drg anyways so surely it wont be evil
you get used to it
i'm only a casual dragoon player but the jobs not too bad to learn
Ok so reading the balance guide its not that bad
you'll get used to it, double weaving isn't exactly difficult
I think another reason I wanna play sch is it seems like according to the balance it wants to use a 2.4 GCD and I really like having a 2.4 GCD

HI GUYS i completed 7.3 so i can unmute this channel now
I also come to say that i am fresh progging uwu in a moment so wish me luck
good luck
nice, good luck!

their best
what's the RPR and DNC doing
good question
mb
im new
i thought dnc does around tank dmg
or is it like 'close to but never actually below"
Yea
there's overlap if the tanks are good
It’s a normal you can’t comment without knowing gear realistically bc like, 23k on pld isn’t far below my bis numbers
yeah this might just be it lol
So if dnc is min ilvl then yeah
poggies
hell ya
Ive gotten diff’d by tanks when my gear was shit from a butt
tank did have to lb for TR because thank god they saw it was about to go sideways
lmao
got that future sight
but ye, prog point reached
just enrage after this and then p2
god how many pulls was that
ok that did most definitely not feel like 20
this was a weekly m1s (barses are bad bc no gear but they were historical orange/pink)
poggers
I think the brd was orange and I was pink
so prange can be below an exceptional tank
yeah
good to know
yeah he was 97 historical and I was 99
Its usually on a similar level
Iirc
If you’re doing so badly on prange that you’re nearing healer damage then something is very very wrong lol
yeah nearing healer damage is err
something
anyway, happy that i almost got past moonlight
mech gives you a decent amount of time to check the safe spots
Hi, not sure if this is the place to ask but: I'm looking for a merc group for P8S for mount + 2 weapons, Wondering how much gil it would cost.
start at 0 raise by 100k each time you grow impatient
Since Im already messing with hot bars maybe Ill try simple job gauges for a bit
good luck finding a group that can do NA and high concept properly
that bad?
unlike p4s, you need to actually study up a fair amount of mechanics. and said mechanics can and will kill you and the party
ppl disrespect NA and make it harder than HC
gotta love seeing people die to either the knockback or point blank from animals 1 
oof
Tbf most of the issue with HC was mitigation and healing the dot fucking hurt
Under sizing does turn it into match the color wheel and stack in the tower
hehe leaked next relic step....
Run Yokai Watch at the same time to maximize fomo
we got fucked up by ifrit dashes
gj getting there in the first place
but we got awakening on both garuda and ifrit
progging is actually so fun
very enjoyable experience with my group 10/10 will do again
progging is fun the first 10 times you do the mechanic
disagree looper never stops being fun
fresh prog on uwu is so funny because you can see like literally anything
you can corpse your way into titan from fresh
words said by the utterly deranged
all roads lead to looper
Title: Prelude to the Void
Composed by: Nobuo Uematsu
Arranged by: Nobuo Uematsu
────────────────────────
🎵Streaming & Download available now
https://sqex.lnk.to/IY36sPCSYD
*The tracks available on the above services are from the original soundtrack, and some of th...
I know this is 6 hours later but I genuinely womder what the next step will entail, some very lucrative and grinding step that leads to buying 3 stones for relic again?
Doomed to collectable aetherial reduction that takes hundreds
Gonna be OC related
yeah sure that's gonna work buddy
Clear
Clear
Clear
bro waited an hour for nothing
at least they could get people because Ultimate
better than me getting people for Savage Coils lol
ew
the thing is
that's dynamis
lmao
at 1pm server time
oh
so like 4-7am in NA
It'll take 4 hours to fill and they'll wipe to dolls bc dps players are stupid
are ya backflipping to ya death, son?
Nohg I only use elusive as a gapcloser
goon is fun
Don't call it that
thats odd it used to be on the ban words list
it shoulnt auto mute at worst it just deletes the message unless you try saying it over an over
Nah some words will auto mute
Once got muted for mentioning the English town that the problem is named after
that doesnt really nail it down england has alot of rude named towns areas and roads 
Im not boutta start guessing
Just google "thorpe problem" it should show up
Or that time I got auto’d for saying computing because of the silly Russian guy
I auto-muted myself for that one gen V pokemon
flame got muted for saying a fish that had the same word as that pokemon
i got automuted for a week because i tried linking the gunbreaker unlock quest 
So you wanna be a master of Pokemon do you have the skills to be number one
the coffin guy?
the coffin
what black magic is this??? you said this word and WERENT muted/auto deleted???
smh
they can easily change the A to an E and all problems will be gone
now add the er to goon
goon
I never understood that word not being allowed
Correct
What's wrong with calling out horny degenerates
reply to this if you didn't get muted

dumb reason probably
gonna go play some goon in uwu
Wow it's a ghost
boo

classic images
Hw cinematic pretty sick
am I mangos avatar/stand
who is your stand/avatar then bapple
IDK but it can't compete with mango shiggyway
Why does that sound like an alcoholic drink
It does goddamn
gonna murder some shiggyways at the pub
thing is its not just the horny the og meaning far as i remeber is its what you call a villians minions , thugs the goons
shiggyway is just a bootleg loporrit
next tier we are so screwed bapple
I cast esuna on your anxiety
ot with no tank log, ast with no ast log, sam with no sam logs
We need to normalize goons again
we are COOKED
me if I were loporrit
Ok but have you considered
goon like the minions of a crime boss
You're a legendbytheway
Mb
esp bc the only on patch one is fru
Level 1 Goon vs Level 50 Mafia Boss
the fru legend fucking up his movement in EA1 everytime:
i'm a legend
arily bad player
Back in my day a goon was a hockey player you hired to fight their star player and get them sent out of the game
Im a triple legend but im still ass at the game
crime bosses HATE this one simple trick!
What's ea1
Well I HATE crime bosses
All I imagine is ea sports it's in the name
Edgelord Ascension
uhh it's the in and out + proteins to nisi mechanic in m5s
that mechanic you slapped me for messing up in prog 
Isn't that arcady
Omg you messed up Arcady
Fr
Laugh at this nerd
Ty mango
I messed it up too

Thatsthejoke.jpg
mango is my ot buddy

Sensitive detected, blow up their balls
if only tea pf wasnt so shit 😔
Put me in for the next tier coach ill be a good ot and jiggle the arcadian presidents balls

what if they dont have balls
what if next tier ends up being piss easy
And then we find out it was the lalafell all along

Jiggle their eyes
I'll make them balls and jiggle them
easier than first tier?
Tell this to pf /s
4 weeks tomes
It will be shit easy
Theres a difference
4 weeks of tomes means 4 weeks of erp
I don't think there's ever going to be an easier tier than lhw
actually now that I think about it will this tier be easier because technically everyone has had more time to get tomestone gear + the ex weapon
Iirc there was a kill with nearly 20 deaths week one
I think omega tier 1 was easier
I mean
in the very least ppl could have chest + waist
At least black cat put up a fight
Im all for a first tier being easy but atleast not LHW easy
they should go back to O1S difficulty so i can finally clear savage /s
and she tries to protect us against wicked thunder being salty as fuck
Black caught taught me to hate true North vs boss relative debates JUST PICK ONE
all my clear says about me is that instead of finishing 10 other games or learning a language, i spent hours bashing my head against the same fight with 7 strangers
LHW was easy but Black Cat and Dicked Thunder were fun
Sometimes it changes between
even though we could have easily beat WT a second time she still cared about us enough to fight WT
Like with Barb
Yo fire rename
"Oh look at that massive cannon"
THEY'RE RELEASING VAST AMOUNTS OF AETHER!!
think we discussed this before but we agreed that dicked thunder and mewing blade fuck in their soul forms right
electrope has many uses or something
WATCH AND LEARN
please make the last fight a wall boss please please please
in their p2 savage forms actually
woah, where did that colossal thing come from?
Thats what she said
Oh I 100% believe it
"sorry babe but the savage form stays one"
"You still stand! How delightful!"
Verily do I surmise, ought it prefer to dein a "grower" or a "shower"
I do like toying with my prey...
Gay
Ill blow you
though this implies he's not a sub
Toying with....

-to smithereens
They absolutely knew what they were doing with that line
hoping we get more innuendos this tier
Well we might be getting a succubus soul boss
The secret is it's all innuendo if you're bonk enough
I hope they give it to the shirtless viera
For no particular reason
My bet is elf lady has some necromancer power like a lich or something and we fight brute a 3rd time as a phase
Brute zomber
hope we get an incubus boss too
Like they'll come back just for a mechanic
if brute bomber isn't part of M11 i'm unsubbing /s
Live Metem reaction at the Brute Undertaker:
he better say "ill blow you to smithereens" and "yew should no that I 'av a short fuze'!"
"oh my he's pulled his cock out. how will the challenger respond?"
"Oh it looks like the challenger is rising to the occasion!"
the real question is what genre of music does evil elf lady get
"what an exciting tussle! here comes the climactic finish!"
"THEY'RE RELEASING VASTS AMOUNTS OF AETHER!"
it will be his kitties
"it's all over! until next time!"
if that happens i'm not finishing the raids i fear
Like surely there's a duo boss in the next tier
Unless either the Elezen guy is the president
Or we just dont fight the president at all
"you killed our father. prepare to die"
we will fight the president no questions asked
"THE FIGHTERS ARE DELAYING HIS FINAL BLOW! WILL HE FINISH IN TIME OR WILL HIS FINALE BE DENIED!?"

How pissed will we be if they use the memories of a person to revive old villains the way we had fake sphene
points to Aitiascope
Ya
every unreal
if we fight elidibus again i'm unsubbing
Fake zenos
honestly i wouldn't be mad at all
Real
It's to the edge but it's techno now.
president seeing us winning every match and being like "OH SHIT OH FUCK LETS THROW ZORAAL JA AT THEM"
This but unironically
BROW BROW DODODODOODO BUM BUM BUM DUAAAAAAAAN BREWEWWWWWW <- Those are dubstep sounds
P11S was such a nothing fight bruh
Idk why people like it so much
I did not like it 😭
the themussy
Themussy
it was chill after p10s
In...
MONOCHROME MEMORIES. OUR TEARS ARE PAINTED IN RED [A second time]
🎹
🎵
P10S being difficult means nothing to me in terms of P11
Otherwise id love M7S
I found the fight so boring I stopped progging it
i liked it bcause
- music
- it was a nice break after P10S
i was thinking the ascians wanted to use calyx tech to remake the ascians we already killed lmao
in terms of savage fight quality it's not good, but you can still like things that are not well designed
Music was aight but it started pissing me off after a while
But I was a PF fiend so thats why
I hated M6 music for a while but I like it again
Are you ready for alarm pheromones
if thats in the arcadion ultimate im never getting that weapon
😭
ILL BE YOUR QUEEN BEE HONEY B LOVELY
we got some good 2nd floors in the past few tiers
P10S is still my fav second floor
But honestly
Wouldn’t have liked it as much if I didn’t prog it with friends
kill all bees
I did P9-P11
v nice
Not P12S
second floor (M6S)
fights are (M2S)
NOT YOU (P6S)
great (P10S)
I also went back for P8S but
Impossible content for PF
So I gave up and looked forward to Dawntrail
P8S is peak i wish i did it as current content
i was new to endgame and was afraid to
I also wish I did it when it was current
But tbh
All the talk of it being too hard scared me off
And the fight getting nerfed
My baby raider brain was like yeah bruh im cooked then 😭
anxiety is a bitch
Lmk if you need the goon tech
It might wipe the raid though ⚠️
You will padddd
ok

drake?
kinda
it's not awful anyways bc usually I'm in vc yapping anw
imagine being in a vc yapping when you could be in a pf malding
I have been watching him do content
have my experience
With great interest
sometimes i realize that i play this game like a psychopath
Watching FRU is free melatonin
i misread this as melanin 
finna learn fake pranged as a goon 💯
summoner should've adjusted bro just switch to rdm 🥀
summoner players are red flags
I like how ff14 makes ranged phys do 0 damage because they are easier and shit
And then Viper comes along, presses 2 buttons, and is the best class in the game
✨ class balance ✨
best class is a pretty major stretch
Reaper Mains: “Can we get some gauge on Perfectio to not ruin our entire burst phase?”
but it's still disgustingly easy
FF14 Devs: “Hehe they got 2 swords”
I believe they do more then 0 damage it would be weird if they're abilities didn't do anything
did somebody say dragoon
My bad, 2 damage
guilty
To be fair, great raid buff
serving up piping hot and fresh battle litany
second most cosmetic buff in the game
behind only chain
if litany is real explain why I had 5% double down crit over 19 minutes
She battle my litany till I animation lock
Arcane Circle’s animation is pretty dope
Lets see, Dragoon are raid buff merchants
Speaking from experience, Reapers are no downtime merchants
1 second of downtime and its the worst class ever
peak glam
Come to think of it, why havent the devs added more gauge to reaper yet
ontologically evil
The original excuse was they didn’t balance around double enshroud
rpr was a tech demo for vpr
But they buffed enshroud cd to make double enshroud easier
happens
so whats the excuse now
stop playing the job
I wanna be a cool scythe chick
everyone evolves into becoming a drg/nin main
Thanks for the enlightenment
I watched too much RWBY growing up
ok surely this is like the easiest 3 million of my life
I’ll play drg again 
lol
youre gonna play viper and then become a massive kiriko stan
yeah just don’t forget to voke
calling a dps the best class in the game is crazy
you have no impact
i didn't forget bro
also no self mit
and don’t walk into an akh rhai
lmao
Something something voke in p5
I literally pressed the button...
If you dont do enough damage, you just die to enrage
what is the best class and why is it gunbreaker
So
1mil the picto is garbage
not really
its actually scholar
I think they were like
there’s been times a dps has been the best job in the game
Griefing so bad I had to go to bed to forget about it 😔
sorry my melatonin kicked in
currently actually, but not viper
Level 70 synced Summoner
the best class is conjurer 
the best job is uhhhhhhh dark knight
Genuinely the most absurd class in mmo history lol
Summoner at level 70 synced
Is literally like 70% better then any other dps
never knew how braindead uwu was until I played a melee dps in it
level 70 content does not count for shit uwu and ucob do not exist in 2025
i know nothing about mmos other then this one but trust me
what is a ucob
the g in ucob stands for good fight
current level 70 summoner isn’t even the most crazy form of level 70 summoner
the g in unending coil of bahamut stands for garbage fight
Good Fight
But seriously I did MINE synced O8S, I would be trying my absolute hardest to max dps and get outdpsed by 40% by a summoner half asleep
the craziest form of summoner is level 100 summoner because people somehow manage to believe its a job when in fact there’s absolutely zero reason to ever play it


They could have at least made the level 100 ability cooler
meanwhile me with Lvl 50 Ninja doing 4k+ DH Crit Raiton buffed by Mug, Trick Attack & Kassatsu
they need to delete summoner
UCOB could be the most amazing fun fight ever but the aesthetics and weapons make it so i have no interest
and have them all migrate to rdm or pct
can’t wait for 8.0 when every job gets reworked
friend had a whm in tea that did nothing but cast glare 27 times
Also as a side note, can we get some like, little ability descriptions for flavor
So we can have any idea what the fuck Solar Bahamut is
you WILL enjoy the Piss Weapons
Is it Hydaelan? Is it just random Bahamut clone number 75? I do not know
solar bahamut is hydaelyn but the wol had a dream where people yelled at them for "spoiling the sprouts"
reaper looks cool but it fucking sucks
I only came to this game because of Reaper
oh wowww where do i get THAT weapon?
said no one ever about UCOB weapons
You know why can’t they make it Hydaelen
they don't know what sprouts are but they don't wanna be yelled at so, solar bahamut
They dont reveal what she looks like until like Endwalker
I guess the cave drawings in Shadowbringers
now I only stay because every MMO after playing this is now absolute dogshit
UCOB is the only ultimate I have not cleared and it will stay that way.
i only stay because of stockholm syndrome
no cap if u like ff14 you have bad taste
i love this chat because of the sheer amount of shitposting it has
just hop on aram mayhem broski
if it hadn't been my first
it would've been that way for me too
It’s pretty cool bro
Ucob for yall is what Alexander is for me
hop on poyo poyo panic
Alexander is just a fucking mess
Add phase is cool as shit
Theres like 4 different bosses on screen doing 17 things at once
are you talking about tea
perfection.
And people just go “Best ultimate by far”
because it is???
UCOB - 1 (trash fight)
UWU - 1 (trash fight)
TEA - 54 (I was bored)
DSR - 25 (good fight)
TOP - 42 (PEAK)
FRU - 19 (
)
But yea the weapons are terrible 😭
Nah man Alexander is my friend from middleschool
Yes lol
I’ve tried looking at guides for TEA
Its genuinely madness for me
incredibly bizarre takes coming in this chat
Like its not that complicatedo
i'm most conflicted about trying DSR because i hear it's really fun but i don't like the weapon glow
peam
But theres just so fucking much happening
That its a visual clusterfuck
trios mechanics:
The arena is kinda small and theres like, 4 bosses doing things at once
It just hurts my eyes
trios??
fate cal A is the hardest part for me because my eyes are bad. everything else is zzz
feet calibration alpha
UCOB - 0 (even if you held me at gunpoint)
UWU - 3 (i hate everyone involved with this fight)
TEA - 38 (summer ‘23 was a trip)
DSR - 2 (i need to get back to you)
TOP - 10 (toxic relationship but you fine asf)
FRU - 12 (I love you unconditionally)
need more hardcore content in my resume ngl 😔
^^^
i've only done TEA and FRU because i would crumble doing actual challenging things
TEA used to be a gateway drug to ultimate addiction
can't get a fucking pranged and caster for the life of us mango
Yeah all my friends either dont wanna do it or aren't good enough to do it 
you can’t be bad enough to not do tea
They're RP mains
even they could
Fun people but id never raid with them
its 2025
my friends thought for a second that i might actually be good at the game for clearing TEA. then they did it and realized it was easier than some savages
It's 2025 and me and Shiggy saw a sam who couldn't kill a doll fast enough
What’s up with the ucob slander man
Mental illness SAM
Y’all not rocking with Bahamut or Answers? 💔
you saw a me? 
that being said Or and I found an LC party last night that needed tanks. if i wasnt committed to helping some sprouts get their arr ex and coils done i would have joined and @ you
this is why you should have me around because i pad confiteor on dolls
dw people in this chat will call ucob a bad fight and then turn around and join fru pfs in q4 2025
that same party didnt get past LC so if they go again I have their number
they’re just sheep
Help da sprouts 
the actual sheep think fru is a bad fight
fru is gay, ucob is not 
they needed to taste actual good story telling with coils cutscenes









