endgame-lounge

[amber fable]

For new expansion atleast

I used to get it

The base mount speed is slow

[rain geode]

its pretty bad yeah which is why I put off getting flight until Im bored and need something to do since to unlock flight you gotta go around the whole area without flight

[dapper zealot]

The riding map is pretty much the first thing I get in a new zone

[rain geode]

wait this also doesnt work because the owners/managers would have to organize store employees to be there, which is certainly not an easy task.

[fierce matrix]

You aren't understanding what I am saying

Going to shop is not hard

finding people at 6am to work is

that was my point

[rain geode]

then why are you saying getting people together isnt hard

[trim frost]

damn bruh ok

[dapper zealot]

Yes, finding 6am to shop at hard is work

[dapper zealot]

No pilgrim for you

[trim frost]

31 is easier to get a queue for it seems

im just gonna jump to 31 first

i do need to start on lower floors for now though because i just made some grips

[fierce matrix]

Because...again like I have said

Its not hard to get people

its hard at 6am

[rain geode]

I would describe that as hard to get people

[pale blade]

I should do 71-100 a few more times

[rain geode]

part of me is tempted to do it 4 more times myself for the mount but I made a bunch of grips

[pale blade]

I have three more runs left

[trim frost]

ok nvm 31 sucked but i got an insta queue on 21

[rain geode]

actually lets put it another way there's 2 grocery stores, ones open 24/7 ones open 5pm-9pm would you be unwilling to say one is easier to shop at then the other.

[fierce matrix]

I would say that one is easier but I wouldn't say shopping as a whole is hard

what you are doing is saying getting 8 people is hard but its just because of your times

getting 8 people is not hard when there are 100+ parties daily on high end duties

Its more like this.

Is it easier to hire people for a 9am-5pm or an 8pm-4am shift? Clearly the first one. But just cause the second option exists doesn't mean that hiring people is hard. More that hiring people at these specific times is hard

You are saying because its hard to hire for the nightshift that its hard to hire overall

[rain geode]

yeah hiring 7-8 people is still going to be hard even if its at an easier time to do so

[fierce matrix]

sigh

no its not if during the 9-5 there is 700-800+ if not more people looking for jobs

[rain geode]

I mean even when Im on at like 6-7pm I usually dont see more then 1 maybe 2 arkveld ex so 100+ parties is kinda crazy thing to say

[fierce matrix]

There is that many high end duty parties and people just slide in and fill and do stuff at random

[rain geode]

and even then it usually takes me 30-45 to fill my pfs which is better but still not super fast or anything

like if you dont want to call that hard fair enough, Im personally still gonna call that difficult

[fierce matrix]

On average I fill in about 20-30 which is normal for almost anything that isn't like newly released stuff

when you have 2 ex trials on an off patch where you can buy one mount of the market board and the other one you can't

People do the EX once, buy the mount and call it a day. Most people are still doing necron

would you look at that two parties up out of 12 are necron

[rain geode]

but Im not running necron rn so what does that have to do with anything

[fierce matrix]

What im trying to say is dont conflate your experience of doing a single EX trial thats on an off patch while having another EX to compete with on top of being one of the only few EX trials in the game that allows you to buy the mount so there is literally 0 reason to do it for a lot of people well into its lifespan at 6am to everything is hard to get 8 people for

Sure, its hard to get 8 people to run ARR Synced min Ilvl raids but that doesn't mean its hard to get 8 people in general for most of the current content or other pieces of content that doesn't have buyable mounts

[pale blade]

I feel like there's other ways of going about this instead of doing the same thing over and over again expecting shit to change

[novel garden]

Hell with the current savage tier unlocked could swing at that don't know how pf current holds for 5-7 these days

[trim frost]

honestly

arkveld is the first ex this expansion i truly have no real interest in learning

[fierce matrix]

i tried to join a PF for farming m8s

[pale blade]

that was me with Necron lmao

[trim frost]

yeah

[pale blade]

yeah uh

[trim frost]

i also don't like the other extremes enough to clear them more than once

[pale blade]

I cut my losses some weeks ago

I decided to just stop torturing myself after the last book

[trim frost]

only ones i've actually done more than 3 times are 1 and 2

[fierce matrix]

I really dont care for the gear but im like

[trim frost]

adds enrage is insane

[fierce matrix]

"oh there is a single tank spot, might aswell"

just fuck around and do something, maybe get some more weapons idk

no

its not worth it

[pale blade]

I just wanna moonlight as other roles in my off time man

[trim frost]

when i get back to the states i might do a spat of savage farming for glam if competency allows

[fierce matrix]

pf is gonna be popping off tho on 7.4 launch for random off content

cause of the glam shit

[rain geode]

Im sorry my personal experience has made you so angry

[fierce matrix]

im not angry lol

[novel garden]

Necron weapons I like but shrug

[fierce matrix]

most people only run EX for the mounts tbh

[jagged aspen]

does daily stuff reset in 1h? dst is too hard

[pale blade]

yes

just go by JST since they don't observe DST there

easier for me to remember

[rain geode]

dialies are in an hour yeah, well an hour and a few minutes

[visual geyser]

Yea so good for the game

[rain geode]

certainly looking forward to an easier time finding content if nothing else

[jagged aspen]

uh how do i add a service account?

[rain geode]

Oh the omnicrons are differnt you dont just do their quests to unlock them you need to a optional dungeon with the lopporits?

actually that works out super well since I still need to do a lvl 90 dungeon for khloe

[rain geode]

So I assume the savage tier is offset a bit from the actual 7.4 release assuming Im right will the normal mode version come out with 7.4 or with the savage?

[trim frost]

no assume

[fierce matrix]

I thought you were in on the convos when the LL dropped, must have been someone else

it drops the 6th of jan

[trim frost]

it's confirmed delayed

[fierce matrix]

normally its always 1 week off of patch

its pushed cause of holidays

i gotta like

stop being schizo about who im talking to i swear i have convos with people and then im like wait no

[random needle]

It's delayed this time because they didn't want a repeat of the CoDCAR situation where people were raiding over Christmas

[zealous meteor]

how metem stole christmas

[rain geode]

Its not going to help that my memory isnt exactly the best and this game is very information dense so I wont pretend its impossible I was there

So the Normal mode does that come out at the same time as 7.4 or the savage

[iron jewel]

Normal will be out on the 16th with the patch.

[novel garden]

Was I glad when I put in my request after the LL to hear them say "it's automatically approved since u gave us like 2 months notice" so I got the whole week off for w1

[rain geode]

Gotcha so I can farm some 770 gear there if Im gil light

[trim frost]

you could

if you intend to raid week 1 it's recommended you try to get penta crafted going (unless certain normal raid pieces are preferred for substats)

[fierce matrix]

pentamelded crafted is normally the requirement for pfs w1 + having atleast a few tome pieces

more than likely 2-3 this time

[loud nymph]

keep in mind normal raid gear will be weekly locked

[trim frost]

yo who put a monkey in my sack

[iron jewel]

We'll also have a few weeks of tomes so you won't need to get as many crafted pieces this time around.

[fierce matrix]

mb

[rain geode]

ah I didnt know normal raid gear gets weekly locked

[fierce matrix]

no need for crafted chest/legs thankfully

[loud nymph]

Yes, it is locked to one token per fight per week until 7.5

[rain geode]

how much gil does the week 1 crafted usually go for

[fierce matrix]

well

[loud nymph]

it'll crash very fast

[fierce matrix]

doesn't matter this patch

[loud nymph]

with 3 weeks to go for savage

[fierce matrix]

considering you have 3 weeks

normal raids and alliance raids are always gear locked for the entire patch
savage raids are always gear locked for like 7 months

for future reference btw

[rain geode]

Good to know I finished MSQ on an odd patch so had no idea

[zealous meteor]

surely i will actually do savage next tier

(i'll be happy to do extreme lmao)

[rain geode]

Im fully intending on it just gotta figure out what I want to play

[fierce matrix]

i got into a world prog group so i get to race this tier

[errant trail]

Yippeee

[rain geode]

Nice hope you have fun I could never do world prog and rave tho

op dungeon pops brb

[fierce matrix]

i used to always clear W1 in PF or really damn close to it

[errant trail]

I wanna try parsing a bit this upcoming tier

[fierce matrix]

so its nice to actually have a static for the first time in like 4 tiers

[fierce matrix]

honestly i hate like actually parsing

cause there are some stupid ass strats and opti

i just get gear quickly and pray thats enough for oranges and normally it is

[random needle]

Just crit harder, smile

[errant trail]

Yeahh I just wanna try to get an orange at least. I usually don't look at what I'm doing in logs so I get like blues

[fierce matrix]

i remember in ana i got chewed out for not dragging the boss all the way to the wall for the extra auto attack cause of the travel distance

[errant trail]

• my static is not the fastest at prog so I fall behind on gear. My best parse was on a week 1 fight clear

[fierce matrix]

and im like

bro

i really do not give that many fucks for a single auto attack

[torn mesa]

people tend to both overestimate and underestimate the importance of crit

the most important part of parsing is the organization

[fierce matrix]

the other shit is when you wanna parse and you need a sandbag so you can have better KTs

[errant trail]

I see ppl do this on Thordan for DSR as if we didn't need to hold for dps already

[fierce matrix]

THAT shit is like

idk

stupid as fuck

[fierce matrix]

so the reason you do this is for gauge jobs not an extra auto

[errant trail]

Yeah

[fierce matrix]

the difference is that this is downtime

[random needle]

I'm debating how much I wanna try to do week 1 prog, I do want to try and actually clear Heavyweight this time since I decided I was not doing Cruiserweight in week 7 million, but I don't have a static and pentamelding seems like a gigantic pain in the knee

[fierce matrix]

whereas this moment was in p11s where its full uptime

and im like

[errant trail]

Lmfao

[fierce matrix]

pentamelding wont be too bad this tier because you have a lot of tome gear early on

[iron jewel]

^

[fierce matrix]

and if you snatch a piece W1 from M9S you wont have to pentameld that accessory either

and accessories are the obnoxious ones istg

[random needle]

Makes sense, since they require more gamba

[errant trail]

Idk I just throw gil at it idc idc idc

[wicked delta]

Thats how im feeling

[random needle]

I don't feel confident enough in the depth of my wallet to get the materia for that with just gil I fear

[wicked delta]

Lmao

I do have shittons of materia saved up bc I do so many mentor rouls but

I wish I had the resume to apply to a static

[random needle]

I am at least trying to get a partial static together with friends so we have supports and some DPS covered, so hopefully it's slightly more PFable

[iron jewel]

just do hunt trains, tbh.

[wicked delta]

But I’ll do my best to clear early this tier

Aiming for like

Week 3-4

[random needle]

I am way too lazy about doing trains tbh

[torn mesa]

?

what

where would they even lose an auto then

[dreamy whale]

Forgor I need bis gear for raiding

Im cooked

[zealous meteor]

baked, even

[random needle]

When normal mode drops, what gear should I try to get first? Or should I just wait and see what balance puts out as starter bis?

[rain geode]

I assume you fish for a piecee with good substat

[zealous meteor]

fish???

i'm glad i got fisher to 100 then

[fierce matrix]

I can't remember where exactly but it was some stupid ass shit dude

because he teleported in mid you get an extra autoattack not cause of downtime but cause of KT

[rain geode]

Im aiming for week 1 but Im very prepared to not hit that goal

[random needle]

It doesn't help that I still haven't figured out what, if any, specific sps I like on BLM

[fierce matrix]

like clearing the savage tier week one?

[rain geode]

yeah

[fierce matrix]

ima be 100% honest

doing that with no savage experience at all

if you do it, ill eat my words but thats almost impossible especially without a static

pfing week 1 for clears is insanely hard, its what I normally do and I struggle with it

and i have like 8 tiers under my belt now

like this tier even i wasn't able to get it

[wicked delta]

Clearing 1 fight week one is feasible

[fierce matrix]

i got it the next fucking day tho

[rain geode]

The best goals should be the ones a little out of your reach I feel

[wicked delta]

The whole tier with no savage experience tho?

kinda gg

[fierce matrix]

thats not a little out of reach

thats like your first time hiking going to climb everest

[versed kayak]

It's quite out of reach unless they make the tier super easy

[rain geode]

I feel like that would be an ultimate no

[wicked delta]

Not saying “dont try at all” but I think you should have a bit more realistic expectations for PF lol

[fierce matrix]

yeah

[sinful brook]

It's not a little out of reach it's a lot of you don't temper your expectations

Also have proper self awareness of your current abilities

[fierce matrix]

well clearing an ulti week 1 in pf is literally impossible

[sinful brook]

I'm not saying you're a terrible player by any means

[fierce matrix]

idk if anyone has done that

[sinful brook]

But the people who w1 clear pf

[rain geode]

"Im very prepared to not hit that goal" what do yall think I meant by that XD

[sinful brook]

Aren't green/blue in ex players

[fierce matrix]

i mean its more like idk if you should have that goal in mind tbh

[wicked delta]

Even the people in statics struggle with it

[fierce matrix]

clearing 2 fights week 1 is honestly a great goal to have for your first tier in pf w1

[wicked delta]

Only world proggers do that shit lmfao

[fierce matrix]

and its realistic

well first tier in general, let alone pf

[wicked delta]

Thats what im aiming for

[rain geode]

I guess I could give up on doing savages... but I do really want to try them out

[wicked delta]

2 fights cleared week 1

[fierce matrix]

I mean you should try it out

no one is saying not to

[wicked delta]

Whole tier done by week 2/3

Maybe even 4

But I do wanna be fully done by week 4

[sinful brook]

Also it's final tier of the expac

[wicked delta]

At least!

[fierce matrix]

but its just tempering expectations. Dont feel down on yourself if you dont clear 2-3 fights your first time

[sinful brook]

Usually those are a tad rougher

[rain geode]

I mean dont know if its your intention but it really comes of as yall telling me not to try

[sinful brook]

We're not saying that at all

[rain geode]

I literally said "I am very prepared to not hit that goal"

what is that if not tempering expectations?

[sinful brook]

Yeah but you could similarly just set a more real goal and then be surprised when you exceed it

[fierce matrix]

^

[wicked delta]

Yeah

[versed kayak]

We're telling you to not make your goal "clear the tier W1" not "don't try savage at all"

Try savage, just don't set any expectation of clearing w1

[fierce matrix]

which is all we were trying to say

[vestal hollow]

no one's saying dont try but having lofty goals for the final tier is gonna be demoralizing for you

[wicked delta]

Like even if you dont expect to reach the goal

[rain geode]

I didnt set an expectation I set a goal

[wicked delta]

The disappointment will still be there

Regardless

Bc you likely won’t get it

[vestal hollow]

thats... the same thing?

[rain geode]

not at all an expection is something you know or should expect to happen

[versed kayak]

As long as you're aware that it's incredibly unlikely that you'll hit your "goal" then it's fine

[fierce matrix]

Its also your first tier so its also not knowing how prog goes on savage since your only experience is arkveld rn

[rain geode]

"I am very prepared to not hit that goal" dunno how many times I have to say it

[versed kayak]

an expectation is something you expect to happen, but it can also not happen

[rain geode]

well whilee its obviously not current Im planningon progging this tier

[fierce matrix]

Its moreso just

why set a goal so out there

instead of one thats realistic

thats all we were saying

[wicked delta]

Especially if you’re PFing

Lmao

[fierce matrix]

the pf trenches change a mf

[wicked delta]

PF rng is so bad

[fierce matrix]

its actually not too bad W1

IF you get ahead of the curve

[vestal hollow]

stamina is also an issue

[fierce matrix]

but that requires you to just fucking GO

[wicked delta]

You really have to be there frame 1 to get the best people

[vestal hollow]

like if you dont clear m9s by like 10 am est you are behind the curve

[fierce matrix]

yep

i think i spend like

40-50 hours W1 in PF raiding

lemme check tomestone actually

[sinful brook]

You also have to know how to cut your losses

[dreamy whale]

[sinful brook]

Especially when there's no strats

[fierce matrix]

I run my own parties and just kick people

[dreamy whale]

“Less than 98% uptime on dancer you’re out”

[sinful brook]

Idk I stopped caring about w1 ages ago because there's not enough time in my life for this

[fierce matrix]

I dont use my PTO for anything throughout the year

I have like 5 days extra this year I had to burn

so might aswell use it on that

[sinful brook]

I hoard my PTO like my 100 potions

[random needle]

I mean

In fairness, why would you have to take downtime as DNC for any reason other than you and the boss being on literal opposite sides of the arena

Or I guess pyretic

[fierce matrix]

THEY WONT LET ME HOARD ME CHANNY

[dreamy whale]

Do we think i can get by with 3 days off a week

[fierce matrix]

I hit my cap

[sinful brook]

Job issue mine just pays out when it overcapa

[wicked delta]

Pyretic is not a real mechanic if your ping is good

[dreamy whale]

Monday Tuesday Wednesday

[rain geode]

If your not using it on anything else might as well use it on a game update

[wicked delta]

[fierce matrix]

They dont pay me out

[rain geode]

oh

[sinful brook]

I also use like a week or so a year at least because I get all these other random free leaves

[random needle]

I just don't trust it period

[versed kayak]

it's definitely real

and the punishment for gambling hurts so

[wicked delta]

Shit hasn’t killed me so far

Infinite stocks

The mechanic I don’t fuck with are ice mechs

[dreamy whale]

I dont fuck with tactics mechanic

The spinny finger

[random needle]

I'm going to screenshot this message in my head and send it to you when I'm inevitably running TEA with you and we die to stillness

[fierce matrix]

so w1 this tier:

M5S - 2.2 hours
M6S - 10.7 hours
M7S - 17.8 hours
M8S - 27.7 hours

thats 58.4 hours in one week

[dreamy whale]

I did vanaspati for the first time today and i just popped holmgang when the finger showed up

Not happening

[fierce matrix]

and thats just in instance, thats not waiting

[versed kayak]

I've greeded stillness by accident and then dropped my gcd because I was surprised I lived lol

[wicked delta]

Stillness is not real

Press escape

You win

[dreamy whale]

Actually does the finger show up in any savages or ultimates

[rain geode]

When I played fighting games my goal was to be the best player in the world, an even more outlandish goal but the point of a goal at least for me is to push yourself and to find join in the effort of attempting to achieve the goal not in the achieving of the goal itself.

[versed kayak]

the finger?

[random needle]

... The finger? Do you mean the spinning pointer that messes with movement?

[dreamy whale]

Yeah

[fierce matrix]

Lightweight was:

M1S - 26 minutes
M2S - 2.5 hours
M3S - 5.9 hours
M4S - 7.4 hours

Thats crazy the time difference lmao

[wicked delta]

Not to my knowledge

[dreamy whale]

I can’t do that mechanic to save my life

[rain geode]

If you have a differn't opponion of goals and what they should be thats entirely fair but thats what they are to me

[dreamy whale]

So i just invuln and eat the vuln stacks

[wicked delta]

And if it did then I would have to personally kill mr Ozma

[alpine plover]

Snacks*

[fierce matrix]

I mean sure I guess but i would say thats more in regards to what your parse should be and not prog time like that

cause a parse/fighting game is just you getting better on your own

raid tiers require 7 other idiots to do the mechs properly too

and in turn stick with your bullshit

[wicked delta]

How long did Sugar Riot take

[random needle]

... Hmmm, that makes me wonder now

What's a mechanic you'd like to see in ults more, and what's one you'd never ever want in an ult ever

[wicked delta]

Do you know?

[fierce matrix]

#endgame-lounge message

[torn mesa]

58.4 hours

[fierce matrix]

welcome to the struggles of PF

[iron jewel]

if you're actually serious, then use this time between now and the new tier dropping to go do as many high-end fights as you can and get more experience. Go do Necron/Zelenia/Sphene/etc. Do M5S/M6S if you see a spot open in a fresh prog.

[dreamy whale]

I wanna see mt gulg rubiks cube and i never wanna see spinny finger

[fierce matrix]

thankfully W1 on lightweight was so piss easy

[wicked delta]

[torn mesa]

wait

is that time you spent in instance

[fierce matrix]

y e s

[torn mesa]

or just time you're in front of PC

holy

wtf

[fierce matrix]

thats IN INSTANCE WEEK 1

thats why im fucking happy that I got into a WP group cause FUCK last tier in PF drained me

[torn mesa]

we did less than half of that, and I wouldn't consider our W1 prog good.

[robust shoal]

iirc more people wk1 m4s than m6s

[rain geode]

Thats the plan broadly speaking in progging exs to figure out what job I want to play then Im gonna try some of the current tier

[fierce matrix]

yep

[robust shoal]

I think it might have been more wk1 m4s than wk2 m6s even

[alpine plover]

More than 2 days in front of the pc during a week

[fierce matrix]

just run a vpr

ez

[zealous meteor]

hoping that heavyweight is insanely undertuned so i have an easy time
chiyo will be on suicide watch if that's the case but that's a price i'm willing to pay

[fierce matrix]

i remember our w1 clear group had a vpr who would triple awaken the mus

it was so goated

[zealous meteor]

(i don't actually hope it's insanely undertuned because that would suck for all the savage raiders)

[fierce matrix]

back before we had cleavemaxing

[rain geode]

although admittedly rn Im doing random account stuff but that has more to do with it being a bit to early to reliably pf

[torn mesa]

we had NIN RDM for M6S

we still have no issue with the check

[fierce matrix]

this is PF

please understand

[torn mesa]

yeah I'm making the case

for why you never prog in PF

[fierce matrix]

ik

trust me i remember you going on the rant like 3 times now i swear

[torn mesa]

the bar for a static to be better than 50 something instance hours W1

is just so low

[fierce matrix]

okay but finding a week 1 static after lightweight is like

gamba

surely this week 1 group who cleared last tier week 1 can do stuff properly right?

[torn mesa]

but you know my argument has never been W1 specific

[fierce matrix]

yeah ik

[alpine plover]

I dont want to see the expanding seeds or boss gazes ever again.

I'd like more mechanics like ultimate relativity and crystalized time. They are pretty fun to solve

[fierce matrix]

im just saying thats why i didnt go to a group this tier

[torn mesa]

like I don't even care about getting W1 much

[fierce matrix]

cause ngl i do not trust groups

after last tier and FRU the shitters got it in their head that they are hot shit

[rain geode]

I wouldnt mind a group but finding one seems super unrealistic

[random needle]

... I need to read up what those are, I still know almost nothing about FRU

[fierce matrix]

[fierce matrix]

What makes you think its unrealistic?

[random needle]

Wyrmhole is fun, I like that

[torn mesa]

too vague of a question

[random needle]

Fair

[fierce matrix]

noble wants all puzzle mechs

[torn mesa]

think the main answer is you don't want mechanics that take forever to resolve

at least for me

[fierce matrix]

every mech is High Concept

[wicked delta]

Boss gazes are terrible so I agree with Tithus

[fierce matrix]

congrats

[rain geode]

your not gonna like this answer but finding 7 other similar people seems real hard

[fierce matrix]

what do you mean by that

similar people

[wicked delta]

Its not a difficult mechanic I just hate gazes

[rain geode]

people who are running it consistently at similar times to me

[fierce matrix]

are you looking at skill level, availability, speed of how fast you wanna prog, experience

[versed kayak]

it probably is a bit more difficult to find a group with zero experience tbh

[fierce matrix]

there is a lot

[random needle]

Gazes are kinda annoying tbh yeah

[wicked delta]

I wanted to find a static on NA but everyone plays at like 3 am for me

[versed kayak]

unless you wanna be stuck in "casual static" hell where half the group barely cares to clear

[fierce matrix]

most groups who will take someone with new experience also will be casual to maybe midcore at best

and that means they will run at most like 8hours a week

if you want to go in whenever you want, thats what PF is for

[torn mesa]

my first tier I did in PF ahead of a casual static I was in.

[fierce matrix]

thats why I do it

[torn mesa]

never again after that

[rain geode]

yeaha Im in the weird combo where I want to run a lot but I dont have a lot of experience

[fierce matrix]

I would say

start the tier in PF

[torn mesa]

then you unironically should PF

if that's your situation

[fierce matrix]

and then maybe if you want to just go at it a bit slower after you see the experience and difficulty of content, then you join a static and grow from there. if you are fine with the experience and difficulty, stick with pf

there isn't a wrong answer tbh

[rain geode]

I do plan on putting in some hours in this tier but I get the feeling that hardly counts at this point for finding groups

[fierce matrix]

well

I DONT THINK SO

Noble does

How many hours are you trying to put in

[torn mesa]

I'm mostly speaking from my experience

[versed kayak]

PF at this time is probably gonna be suffering

[rain geode]

Havn't entirely decided prolly like 6 hours a day since I also happen to have the time of work

[torn mesa]

which is even once I found a casual static I want to stay with

I tend to want to prog faster than what they're at

hence I'll PF here and there

that tier (Asphodelos) I ended up clearing about 6-7 weeks ahead of my static

[rain geode]

Im getting the sense PF is suffering regardless of the time

[torn mesa]

granted... I started raiding like W8 of that tier

[fierce matrix]

so something else to put into account

you are setting aside 6 hours of your day to start PF. that means getting into a PF, filing, getting used to people and possibly getting prog liars

and then parties collapsing and reforming

[dreamy whale]

I hope heavyweight is like prime mike tyson

[torn mesa]

lol

[fierce matrix]

you are most likely going to get like

4 hours of prog a day

[torn mesa]

I like how Furen just listed the 3 main pillars

for why PF is shit

fill time, prog liars, disband culture

[tame shuttle]

Penguin

[fierce matrix]

See this is why you clear the first fight in like 1-3 hours

so then you are ahead and then people can't leave anyway

[dreamy whale]

Chat

[fierce matrix]

cause you are one of two parties

[dreamy whale]

Do we think like

Do we think savage will be too easy because of 4 weeks of tomestones

[wicked delta]

The culture of checking tomestone is evil but also necessary

[torn mesa]

🐧

[fierce matrix]

DPS check, maybe

but tbh the only fight that ever requires a DPS check is the 3rd turn and phase 1 of the 4th turn

[dreamy whale]

My meds make me so eepy

[fierce matrix]

excluding some expections mind you

[wicked delta]

I remember when I was progging M6S and had people who have never even seen adds join my party for bridges

[torn mesa]

yes and no

[versed kayak]

when you're late it's worse I feel because you wait ages to fill, and then someone's hamster is on fire and they leave after 3 pulls

[torn mesa]

if they keep their current design, almost certainly yes

and tuning it to account for the extra weeks of tomes is questionable too

cause there's always those people that go

"what about those who didn't cap in the first few weeks"

[quick verge]

who cares about those people

[jolly flume]

correct! it's just to varying degrees

[torn mesa]

like yeah I'm sure you're seriously trying W1 without capping tomes

[fierce matrix]

im telling you, we are getting 4 high concepts back to back to back to back

watch

best tier ever

[torn mesa]

considering even the original high concept kind of sucks

would be a massive disappointment of a tier

🙁

[quick verge]

yea 4 downtime mix the color mechanics

LOL

[fierce matrix]

its gonna be peak

[quick verge]

best tier ever for putting u to sleep

[fierce matrix]

aslong as you can make the tree

[random needle]

We're getting 4 Wyrmholes, smile

[fierce matrix]

idek what wyrmhole is

[jolly flume]

beast mode

[fierce matrix]

damnit

[random needle]

MR BEEEEAAAAST

[fierce matrix]

beat me to it

[dreamy whale]

Please consider death

[random needle]

DSR p3

[storm frost]

Ban Issued for nekoglock

@livid iron has been banned by biskywisky for the following reason:

thats cool nice scam bud

Banned from Final Fantasy XIV

[dreamy whale]

Lol

[random needle]

Dive From Grace

[fierce matrix]

isnt that just

dives

why wyrmhole

[torn mesa]

people usually just call it

dive from grace

yes

[errant trail]

I've heard wyrmhole

[dapper moon]

It's just Alarm pheromones 1 the tier

The hardest pf wall

[random needle]

People call it both and I kinda use it interchangeably because I like both names

[vestal hollow]

NOOOO MY MONEY

HOW AM I GONNA GO VISIT MR BEAST LAND

[fierce matrix]

RIP sorry sitri

[dreamy whale]

Im so sleepy bro how am i supposed to raid like this

[zealous meteor]

biscuit hoarding all the money.....

[fierce matrix]

ill send you a link

[zealous meteor]

[random needle]

Start potting (drink a Monster every 4.5 minutes)

[errant trail]

We need Panda ultimate where making the tree is actually the way to solve a mech

[fierce matrix]

just make sure you send 100 eth to me and ill triple your profits and send you to mr beast land

[fierce matrix]

THIS WAS NEVER THE CASE

THATS THE SAD PART

the tree was USELESS

[dreamy whale]

Doesn’t caffeine make anti depressants go crazy

[quick verge]

p8 made me burn down a forest

[errant trail]

P8S is actually my fav

[versed kayak]

it'll be in the panda ultimate when noone expects it

[fierce matrix]

if we get a panda ulti

i might crash out

[dreamy whale]

Cant wait for shadowlands expansion in ff14

[vestal hollow]

then dont and do that msq.

[dreamy whale]

Oh yea

Im foing it

[random needle]

I'd be surprised if we got Pandae this soon, but I guess we got Omega and Eden ults back to back...

[distant knoll]

surprise it's zenos ultimate where every phase is zenos

[dreamy whale]

Surprise its archadion

Lol imagine

So is ucob the only trial they turned into its own ultimate

[zealous meteor]

...what

[random needle]

UCoB is adapting all of Coils

[distant knoll]

coils is raids

[jolly flume]

i'll literally swallow a cactus whole if they skip shb msq there is no chance whatsoever

[dreamy whale]

Oops i meant uwu

[zealous meteor]

ucob is ARR's raid series

[vestal hollow]

coils is a raid

[random needle]

Twin is t5, Nael is t9, Baha is t13

[zealous meteor]

uwu is the primal trials + porta decumana

[vestal hollow]

.... uwu is msq

[versed kayak]

DSR is HW msq

[vestal hollow]

wait till you learn what DSR is

[dreamy whale]

Yeah Nd the msq trials

[versed kayak]

and if they keep any sort of pattern, then the next ultimate will be StB msq

[random needle]

And DSR is also MSQ, with bits based off the Vault, Singularity Reactor, and Final Steps Of Faith

[dreamy whale]

Oh dear

Can we do four lords ultimate instead

[random needle]

It's peak

[wicked delta]

I’m gonna hold you to this btw

Screenshotting it and everything

[jolly flume]

ok

[zealous meteor]

phase 1: masked zenos (rhalgr's reach/doma)
phase 2: unmasked zenos (ala mhigo)
phase 3: shinryu (royal menagerie)
phase 4: elidizenos (post-ghimlyt dark)
phase 5: post-endsinger zenos
phase 6: zenos empowered by dynamis

[random needle]

If they do four lords ult I'm going to break something

[versed kayak]

they haven't done trial series Ultimates yet so who knows

[torn mesa]

okay Biscuit

[rain geode]

Theres no way they skip it

[wicked delta]

Would be kinda beast mode if they did skip shb ult but no way that’s happening lmfao

[quick verge]

yes

[torn mesa]

if they skip StB MSQ

the next ultimate has to knock it out of the ballpark

[vestal hollow]

its probably shb msq, ascian/zodiark ultimate

[torn mesa]

it's literally either ShB MSQ or Pandaemonium

[quick verge]

square doesnt have integrity

[torn mesa]

if they fuck that up lol

[fierce matrix]

phase 7 - brute abominazenos

[quick verge]

its gonna be a slop ultimate for slop content

focusing on hype moments and aura

instead of making something with care

[fierce matrix]

yet you still will clear it anyway

[quick verge]

like they would with four lords ultimate

[zealous meteor]

that's just M12S phase 2

[fierce matrix]

so true

i cant wait

[rain geode]

WoL phase where the summoned jobs are based on your jobs so the mechanics completely shift with your party xd

[wicked delta]

Brute Asbestos

[vestal hollow]

i love asbestos

[wicked delta]

This guy

[wicked delta]

Yeah I can tell

[tame shuttle]

Sitri

[dreamy whale]

Hear me out

Octopath Traveler Ultimate and its just a 20 minute ad for the new game

[random needle]

Bleeding out together <3

[dreamy whale]

Brapple trees

[wicked delta]

You’re crushing him

☹️!!

[boreal pumice]

hey look tobi its them pay pal legends

[wicked delta]

Oh yeah the toxic raiders

Didn’t addle so they were punished for their crimes

[boreal pumice]

that was quite the read in rants and was like wtf

[random needle]

whar.?

[wicked delta]

Just

Scroll

Its all there

TLDR got someone giga madge at me for having one of the most basic takes of all time

[jolly flume]

i ain't reading allat

what was the take

[random needle]

Oh that person was crazy crazy

[wicked delta]

People being bad in normal content doesn’t mean they paid for their clears

In ultimates

[jolly flume]

oh I mean

true

but legend btw

!!

[versed kayak]

raiders are all toxic, and they know because they have a legend title and hang out with other people that have them too

[versed kayak]

so basically self reporting that they hang out with assholes

[zealous meteor]

that is NOT AN ACCURATE LOPORRIT NAME

[jolly flume]

ok now I have to see

[boreal pumice]

also do nothing but stand in limsa with the wpn out

[versed kayak]

it was...a weird read

[zealous meteor]

that's raidingway not legendbytheway

[jolly flume]

they're not linked to kupo bot

[wicked delta]

Got called a weeb from Gilgamesh its so cooked

[jolly flume]

madge

[zealous meteor]

are you a weeb

we already know you're greg

[wicked delta]

I barely watch anime

[zealous meteor]

hmmm

what games do you play other than ffxiv

[wicked delta]

Uh

[wicked delta]

Baldur’s Gate 3?

[zealous meteor]

yeah you're a weeb i fear

[wicked delta]

gg…

[valid solar]

its true I was at baldurs gate

[boreal pumice]

guess its because of your pfp is anime

[wicked delta]

Yeah

Lmao

[jolly flume]

I can't be a weeb if I've watched like 15 anime total in 8 years right

[valid solar]

that might be the most shocking thing i've learned about you

[zealous meteor]

this is the face of a weeb

[valid solar]

I thought you were a watch 3 anime at a time kinda guy

[jolly flume]

i'm not actually a big anime watcher lol

I just happen to be god's greatest spice and wolf fan

[wicked delta]

Evil fucking Specter figurine

[boreal pumice]

because chiyos Asian? that what you saying bungo

[wicked delta]

💀

[rain geode]

Its good

[zealous meteor]

weeb

[valid solar]

the nice thing about friend servers is I can say the jokes that wouldnt fly here

[jolly flume]

oh

[boreal pumice]

[rain geode]

alright y'know what I have to many jobs on my list of maybe's that Im just not gonna play, Im trimming all the chaff I have 3 maybes left WAR, SCH, DNC

[zealous meteor]

sorry you had to find out this way

[rain geode]

Im playing one of those three next tier

[zealous meteor]

remove sch

[rain geode]

SCH is probably in the lead rn funnily enough

[boreal pumice]

ngl i thought choyos pfp was a girl with a moogle pom but its just some apple

[zealous meteor]

nooooooooooooooo

[rain geode]

I realize I dont actually know are you playing next tier?

[zealous meteor]

i think i will yea

[dreamy whale]

Im gonna get into a world prog group someday

[zealous meteor]

im gonna world prog reading the msq savage

[rain geode]

dang so if I play sch we wont be able to prog together

[zealous meteor]

yeah because i'm fairly sure i'm gonna play scholar
i wanna heal and i don't feel confident with astrologian

[rain geode]

I mean hey theres still 2 other possible outcomes Im gonna figure out by this weekend what I want toplay

[zealous meteor]

or rather not confident enough

[rain geode]

Isnt healing harder tho? at least thats what Ive been told for prog specifically

[zealous meteor]

i guess if i spend the next month practicing ast i might be able to play it but

[zealous meteor]

maybe! but it's my most comfortable role

[versed kayak]

it'll be a lot more ad hoc because people will get hit by random shit yeah

[rain geode]

fair enough

Im gonna prog/farm necron the next few days as WAR and see how that feels

[versed kayak]

the more practice you got the less damage will happen randomly and it'll become more predictable

[rain geode]

I was gonna do arkveld ex but that fight has like nothing to do for tanks

[zealous meteor]

you're just a melee dps

melees don't even have to deal with positionals there lmao

[rain geode]

Wreath of snakes had more tanks needed to worry about, arkveld ex is literally just the tank specific towers

[boreal pumice]

tanks dont usually do anything to interesting outside a swap

[dreamy whale]

Play sge

[rain geode]

lot of bosses seem to have like conal aoes you gotta position right and stuff

[versed kayak]

uh, rarely? unless you mean cleaving tank busters

[wicked delta]

The most interesting tank mechs were ex1 mountain fire and p10s wicked step

For me at least

[boreal pumice]

ofc but thats just idk kinda normal and when your so used to doing baited stuff its like udj normal content

[rain geode]

yeah cleaving tank busters

[versed kayak]

that's usually just stand in a spot and if someone gets near you that's on them

[zealous meteor]

why would i play worse scholar

[wicked delta]

Sage fucks in criterion

[zealous meteor]

ok. why would i play less fun scholar

[rain geode]

I wouldnt want to give up eos

[jolly flume]

I need pizza

[rain geode]

So real

[wicked delta]

Not even gonna flame u bc same

My mom told me she got sushi for me tho

[zealous meteor]

but yeah like...
i don't particularly like tanking 8 man content
i don't really like melees
i could do caster ig
and phys ranged but my favourite phys ranged is machinist lmao

[boreal pumice]

your still in nyc arent ya plenty of pizza about

[zealous meteor]

so my options are sch, ast (if i hate myself), whm (lmao), smn (lmao), blm/rdm/pct, mch (lmao)

[jolly flume]

mch is honestly less lmao than the other lmaos

[rain geode]

I guess I could maybe do WHM as a like side option to SCH but Im really trying to stick to those 3 jobs I listed

and pick form one of them

[jolly flume]

tbh if I could start all over again I'd probably start on melee or tank but

it is what it is

[rain geode]

I started the game on tank but that doesnt mean a lot

[jolly flume]

raiding I mean

I was a disgusting physical ranged creature for a while

[rain geode]

I assumed thats why I said why I specified the game and that it doesnt mean a lot

[jolly flume]

o

yeah idk I feel like playing ranged/healer for as long as I did kinda dented my head a little bit when it comes to playing melee jobs

I can play them well enough but the mindset isn't there

[rain geode]

hey theres a 33% im gonna be a disgusting ranged creature so keep the insults to a minimum /s

[jolly flume]

it's everyone's god given right to shit on prange players you can't take this from us

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-raid-physical-ranged-bard-machinist-gif-11040853317175085372

https://tenor.com/view/mentally-ill-woman-talking-meme-gif-8618543096633970510

[rain geode]

It is weird playing a game where healers aren't the role shit on the most if nothing else

[zealous meteor]

you'd put my volume up to 200%?

[rain geode]

Drat I need to put the bunny ears on my gatherer glam for the EW society quests

[zealous meteor]

hmmmmmmm
actually maybe i just dislike tanking 8 man content because 90% of the time i do it i get synced down to lv60

[jolly flume]

I'm gonna be real

tanking savage is boring as fuck like 95% of the time

[rain geode]

I like having a big axe on my tiny cat girl

[jolly flume]

you get to have fun in ultimates usually though

because they actually get creative with stuff

[zealous meteor]

in what way

[wicked delta]

You’re a glorified melee dps

[jolly flume]

you're a melee dps with less buttons and you get hit by one line aoe tankbuster once a year

[wicked delta]

Occasional tankbuster thrown your way

[valid solar]

in the sense that you're a melee dps with less buttons to push, except when its tb time

[zealous meteor]

difference between "less buttons (because of role)" and "no buttons (lv50)"
maybe i'll try tanking the 7.4 extreme and see if i hate it

[valid solar]

or m6s

[wicked delta]

Sugar Riot’s dick smasher

[rain geode]

you could prog necron with me later

[zealous meteor]

hmmmmmmm

[random needle]

I haven't done high end anything as tank yet, I might try it eventually but I'm also comfy with what I'm currently doing

[zealous meteor]

purrhaps

[random needle]

... Maybe I'll try tanking an ult after DSR. Maybe.

[rain geode]

ok you cant say that to me without context what the mechanic

[zealous meteor]

that IS the mechanic

official name

[wicked delta]

M6S adds

[zealous meteor]

shown in the cast bar

[jolly flume]

there's no mechanic it's just 60k autos

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-adds-p6s-yan-gif-3847150656243071647

[dreamy whale]

Chat do I level pct to 85 and continue msq or let warrior keep getting overleveled

[rain geode]

well assuming you dont want to play WAR

[wicked delta]

I wanna play tank but I am inexplicably really bad at it

😭

[random needle]

The bit that gets me is that I'm gonna have to remember the mit sheet in a lot more detail

Right now, it's just "do I press Addle here or no"

[zealous meteor]

nah i'd do drk or pld

[rain geode]

Its still pretty early tho and my friend has me running DBD 2v8

alright break from arkveld it is lets go find the necron guide

[wicked delta]

“Sorry I forgot to rep”

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/bubsy-bubsy-3d-glass-shatter-death-animation-gif-14191892900061059947

[jolly flume]

deaths to mit are my one true pet peeve

[wicked delta]

My bad im new

[jolly flume]

that shit pmo

[wicked delta]

I remember staring at my screen during chaotic when I just died to damage and I was like

Ok

👍

[jolly flume]

welcome to why I play shield healer

but even then sometimes it's out of my hands

scholar needs a buff

[valid solar]

in what way

[rain geode]

Holy crap maybe I wont prog necorn tonight I suddenly feel super light headed

Probably the nosebleed I just had

[tawdry delta]

i became a tank main for an unhinged reason

[true beacon]

insert Pandaemonium here

[tawdry delta]

allows me to ignore pull timers that randos set in df normal raids with little consequence, and savage bis lets you do it easier in case they decide to grief

[sly basin]

since ur tank main, what ur fav tank class

[tawdry delta]

drk only due to the tea sword

[rain geode]

That is a good sword

[sly basin]

very valid and based

[mortal flower]

I love my nuclear fuel rod weapon

[rain geode]

wait finally looking at the ultimate weapons some of these are sic

[mortal flower]

Honestly the models suck

[trim frost]

i mean

the majority of the tea weapon models are yoinked from anima weapons

[true beacon]

Except for Gnb/dnc

[zealous meteor]

and rdm/sam

they don't have anima weapons

[eager jackal]

Doing ucob with a blind group is hilarious

[true beacon]

It’s quite fun

[jolly flume]

doing ucob is hilarious

ly boring

[true beacon]

Only ultimate I’ve stepped into

[jolly flume]

thunderer cures insomnia

[craggy marsh]

Is the Tessan video for TEA a good one to watch nowadays?

[zealous meteor]

if you were forced to do either ucob or uwu which one would you choose

[jolly flume]

it's mostly accurate to NA strats but there's a few spots that are flipped east/west

[zealous meteor]

"unsub" is not an option

[jolly flume]

just refer to the toolbox as you watch

[jolly flume]

electric appliance in bath

[eager jackal]

They don't know

[craggy marsh]

Gotcha gotcha

[jolly flume]

probably cob though

[eager jackal]

Teehee

[jolly flume]

tbh

[true beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/ucob-hatch-ffxiv-coils-gif-10521590943986675336

The fact it’s a pct makes it better

[eager jackal]

Twister memes have never been funnier

[true beacon]

It’s fixed Twister too

[eager jackal]

I'm in 2 blind ult statics and its honestly hilarious

[rain geode]

the FRU weapons look sick

[wicked delta]

It just doesn’t click for me for some reason

Its really weird

Bc melees in general are relatively easy to understand

[random needle]

The liquid hell hitting them really completes it for me, this is art

[errant trail]

Yes

[wicked delta]

trying to focus on my bnuuy being hot and theres a fucking namazu head guy ruining my immersion

[versed kayak]

ReShade Depth of Field fixes that

or gpose DoF I guess

[whole estuary]

you can already toggle other players off in gpose

[versed kayak]

right, that is indeed an option too, I forgor that was a thing

[jolly flume]

STO PGOONING

CLOSE THE GAME

[wicked delta]

IM DOING CHAOTIC RIGHT NOW

[zealous meteor]

put some FUCKING CLOTHES ON

[wicked delta]

im going to the beach

[zealous meteor]

CLOUD OF DARKNESS IS NOT THE BEACH

[wicked delta]

it can be if you believe

[loud nymph]

Beach of Darkness

Cloud of Beachness

[whole estuary]

um wow wearing metal bikinis is part of our culture pls educate urself

[loud nymph]

#justvierathings

[jolly flume]

alright no more classes for the day and I finished all my work for the week early

do I touch grass or play 14

[wicked delta]

touch grass wtf

[rapid whale]

beach more like

bitch

[wicked delta]

you're a bitch

[rapid whale]

ty

[visual geyser]

Playing ff14 in a .x8 patch should sentence you to jail tbh

[sly basin]

omggggggg i hope u get that lootussy

i got a hair drop so i extend my luck to u 🤲

[rapid whale]

watafak

never speak again

[wicked delta]

surely

im literally poor

[sly basin]

thats a nice af number tho

[wicked delta]

ninja turtle

[craggy marsh]

Or Dr Doom without the mask

[dapper zealot]

Boooob

[dapper zealot]

The temu version Medic Ruin

[sly basin]

when ur doing cod and u hear a distant vine boom and then a whole alliance is dead

[wicked delta]

i killed a guy

[tepid briar]

fuck me

I literally have to absolve myself of any endwalker content like music videos or random reddit threads about VAs

spoilers EVERYWHERE

[wicked delta]

then why are you in endgame lounge

[tepid briar]

it's closer to endgame than beginner

you're right though it's probably a bad idea

[wicked delta]

but people dont censor endwalker spoilers here either

[dapper zealot]

We talk spoilers here

[tepid briar]

okay bye

[dapper zealot]

Like when we go out on a dinner date with yoinky toing

The make out scene was pretty good

[tawdry delta]

leetcode

[wicked delta]

true

[sly basin]

with Zenos? yesyes

[tawdry delta]

+master the art of using ai to cheat during interviews

[versed kayak]

its fine, just stick to blounge, half the players that are not beginners

[tepid briar]

two sum

[tepid briar]

take a shot every time cluely makes another cringe linkedin post

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/lespare-gif-22035049

[tawdry delta]

if you aren't cheating, are you really trying 😉

[tepid briar]

jokes on you my job doesn't use leetcode

I've done 7 in my lifetime

[jolly flume]

GRAAAAHHHHHH

[tired egret]

cloud of freakness

[daring pine]

@versed kayak im climbing in the ring later

just sitting in a m7s farm pf rn

waiting for fill

[versed kayak]

Nice! It'll go well

[daring pine]

i hope so :D

omg

kinara come here you bnuu

[rapid whale]

oh right theres no more loot lock out huh

[clear plume]

Bapple help me get dnc weapon later

[rapid whale]

oki

[craggy marsh]

Bapple

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-silly-gif-5995970431905453935

hello

[craggy marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-mr-boss-gif-17819526426437331629

[rapid whale]

im so proud of my toupee

[craggy marsh]

Its holding together

[rapid whale]

watafak

these bots go crazy

[wicked delta]

[rapid whale]

see you couldn't tell

[wicked delta]

got killed by red mage award

[rapid whale]

killed by drip?

[dreamy whale]

Hi borples

[wicked delta]

No they just stood on my platform lmao

[rapid whale]

so you dripped off the stage gotcha

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/alo-gif-21835132

[rapid whale]

on the off chance you were srs i do have plans like kinda late night but ya lmk

[valid solar]

might have to get back into the kitchen

[whole estuary]

Gnome....

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/let-him-cook-cook-cookin-big-wok-gif-141999319614473134

[wicked delta]

i think its a baller tank glam

[valid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-louie-wally-papas-burgeria-never-cook-again-don't-cook-gif-13764363827425208271

[rain geode]

Alright I got my second nose bleed today and feel like falling over so Im gonna make the potentially good decision to not prog a fight tonight

[rapid whale]

just use second wind

[rain geode]

but I was gonna play tank

[rapid whale]

bloodwhetting ez

[rain geode]

now your talking

I couild probably do arkveld on tank with how tired I am but like that fights easy baseline and even easier for tanks

[zealous meteor]

....i need to redo seiryu

[dull drum]

wally is a fucking loser

[rain geode]

dew it

[dull drum]

the unreal?

[zealous meteor]

yea

haven't done it for the week

[dull drum]

i need to do it later too

[rain geode]

you should do it together

[jolly flume]

ok grass has been touched

now what do I play for the night

[rain geode]

what are the options

[clear plume]

Whenever is good really any time whenever I just want dnc weapon so I can derust on it sometime before raid tier ends more than anything I think I’m at 6 or 7 books even

Outside of like, if now I need 30-40 minutes or something

[rapid whale]

I'm free for the next 6 hrs

[jolly flume]

14, cyberpunk for achievements, maybe bg3

[sly basin]

bg3 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

and post ur tav/durge

[jolly flume]

ok I gotta download 140gb first tho

[dull drum]

i need to finish bg3

i remember getting to final act

and my pc just blew up

the performance was god awful

that was like launch week

[sly basin]

it is sooo smooth now

they also added a few more endings

tho like evil endings

[dapper zealot]

Wither in league

[rapid whale]

true we should m ake chiyo into a nasus 1 trick

[jolly flume]

what's nasus

explain this in ffxiv terms

[rapid whale]

ninja

you do nothing until it's your time to shine

then you blow people up

[jolly flume]

[dull drum]

launch picto but it takes 25 mins to get there

[rapid whale]

his gimmick is unironically "if you last hit stuff with this skill, increase this skill's damage" and it works on buildings etc

so you just do nothing until that gets enough stacks to 1-2 shot people

[jolly flume]

so it's like dueling a ninja in pvp

where they just fucking run away until their lb is up

and then it's gg

💀

[dull drum]

a better comparison is like

what if wildfire could infinitely stack

and had infinite duration

and you're the walking wildfire

[jolly flume]

still can't crit

I think if I get into it

i'm playing an egirl job

[dull drum]

ok so support

all e girls play support

not only are you healer in ffxiv you heal in league too

[dapper zealot]

explain the lanes to me in ff14 terms

[rapid whale]

top lane is off tanks using their mits as emotes

cuz they have nothing else to do

[dull drum]

adcs prange (but they do damage)

[rapid whale]

mid lane are your orange/pink dps'ers throwing insults over every rotation fuck up and saying each other only won because of crit rng (aka jungle help)

[dapper zealot]

dafuq is an adc

[rapid whale]

the baby role who just gets baby sat by the support

then they go full teenage gohan

[jolly flume]

dance partnered 25 parsing samurai

[rapid whale]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY PERFORMANCE!!!!

mango prob hates me every time i bring that up but it was too funny

[dapper zealot]

oh so 'you don't pay my sub'

[rapid whale]

o did u not see the static drama from this tier

dnc crashed out at a samurai for calling them sh it

[dull drum]

the jungler is basically saus team

except their sucess rate is 50/50

[dapper zealot]

the twitter drama?

[rapid whale]

too much drama to keep track of ig

[dapper zealot]

It was the one where someone told the dancer to use their steps

[rapid whale]

oh, no not that one

[dapper zealot]

and people jumped them for being toxic for telling people to how to play their job

[rapid whale]

support just like in xiv is the backbone of the team even tho everyone thinks they r useless

but them alongside jgl basically determine when every single fight happens

[rain geode]

bg3

[dapper zealot]

oh you're still doing the analogy

[dull drum]

supports who dont ward deserve to be stuck in low elo

[rapid whale]

it's true

[dapper zealot]

Would what Baron be?

[dull drum]

uhhh

fuck it bard

[rain geode]

no bard is bard

[zealous meteor]

i drifted my raid buff by a WHOLE ASS MINUTE
jfc why am i so ass