But role quests are optional in EW
#endgame-lounge
true beacon
I still haven't done my vpr quests
rain geode
Im on the wiki rn and it says I have to do thee level 80 SGE quest to unlock Panheima, and I was fairly sure SGE was added in EW
true beacon
.
graceful summit
Hello
random needle
The EW jobs start at 70 though, and the quests go from 70 to 80
rain geode
And that is job quest
I said job quest
rain geode
Lol alls good
rain geode
I still haven't done my vpr quests
I just finished them cause I just assumed I needed them to get the action reawaken, I now know I was wrong lol
random needle
I'll do the DT job quests one of these days
true beacon
pct is top 5
rain geode
Its kinda weird they're blue quests since they dont seem to unlock anything?
rain geode
I guess but cheevs arent really content, tho it does probably make sense to have them be consistent with other job quests
that being said its not like there not already non-blue job quests
true beacon
the wrap-ups do
limpid edge
are we almost done with 7.3 already?
rapid whale
2? months to go i think
vestal hollow
7.4 is dec 16
limpid edge
is that confirmed?
rapid whale
you're dec 16
vestal hollow
is that confirmed?
first pll is oct 31st
which puts patch at the 16th
and savage on the 23rd
daring pine
when does it end
limpid edge
wednesday
raw sand
ur gonna clear soon!
daring pine
ur gonna clear soon!
i dont even enjoy prog anymore
i just want to get this fight over with
it's miserable
square enix can you please make a fight that doesnt fuck me over specifically thank you
rapid whale
you will miss out on your 2min and like it
daring pine
i need to do roulettes
rain geode
Oh right island sanctuary I felt like there was one more thing I needed to set up before reset
vestal hollow
daring pine
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874125680420470814/1380352657339715755/ezgif-6-c27d53c407.gif
the eels
hi square enix can i have a crumb of hp please
daring pine
chiyo i need you to put me out of my misery
jolly flume
daring pine
where's that low iq scholar meme you have
with the fucking
the chart
i forgot if it was scholar or just healers
rain geode
I hate this place
jolly flume
rapid whale
tbf most healers arent gonna be used to spam healing the rdm with tethers 3
daring pine
"m7s fucking sucks"
"m7s isn't that bad actually"
"m7s fucking sucks"
rapid whale
since majority of casters are only taking tethers 1 ticks
vestal hollow
but i was told m7s was lidolly free
jolly flume
it is
jolly flume
just with the condition that its lidolly free for anyone with a brain and at least two fingers
rapid whale
it's ok marce you will continue to find wild ways to die
you ever die to a raid wide at full hp with food/full bis
that one's a smile moment
rapid whale
smile
rapid whale
type shiii
jolly flume
it was so fun seeing 0/7 feints in m7s
rapid whale
it's legit just the 3 tether
daring pine
no i mean the brutal impact
rapid whale
oh idk
rapid whale
might have been a case of neitehr healer trusted the other so they over healed a shit ton at the exact same time
so they had nothing left for brutal
daring pine
you could probably just feint and rep through it im ngl
jolly flume
yeah
true
idk the bellcurve meme for healers is so real
the more I play with good groups the less I give a shit about how many gcds I cast
my damage is just so irrelevant lol
daring pine
tell that to the sage i had in 6s reclears
rapid whale
yeah blows my mind that it's still expected to pot p1 top aftering seeing it die too fast with 0 pots
torn mesa
bapple
daring pine
half the damage of the whm btw
torn mesa
have you seen Malachite video
daring pine
who hasnt seen the malachite video
amber fable
Lack of healer dps
jolly flume
top p1 was unironically healer diff
rapid whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4V48YWwwvs
yea tbf ppl like the nyxkdma guy are what shaped my expectations of top dps checks
jolly flume
like I can guarantee you 99% of the time
if people were struggling with p1
the healers were eating shit on their uptime
torn mesa
I mean
they literally went in with 2x ranged
what excuse do you even have after that
rapid whale
yes that was a narrative i heard tossed around
'without pots you were at the mercy of crits on whether you enraged p1 or not'
with modern food etc i just dont understand how pf still pots p1
we would kill before 2nd lasers if we didnt hold p1
tulip anvil
so in my brief stint of playing smn i have come to a realization
its as easy as everyone says it is
raw sand
here you stand you realize
tulip anvil
i have a question tho
raw sand
its just phys range
raw sand
except caster
tulip anvil
if its easy to learn, why are all the smns i see godawful
raw sand
cause all the decent casters want something with higher ceiling
rapid whale
people hear easy -> low confidence people pick it -> cue low confidence loops of "i shrimply suck and cant improve"
amber fable
Job is brain dead and the ceiling on smn is low
jolly flume
jobs being called easy and the players thus sucking is a self fulfilling prophecy
amber fable
Like if you wanna play a job seriously...smn wont itch that itch
raw sand
im curious tho
amber fable
Then again ..it really depends on player
rapid whale
smn was my intro to raiding and tbf it let me focus on mechs first but now i have more fun as pct
raw sand
was rdm always this weird in previous patches
they seem to get screwed over by cruiserweight 2 min alot xd
daring pine
jolly flume
it's always had some problems with that here and there
rapid whale
rdm ironically the least mobile of the mages now
amber fable
Melee burst
raw sand
ye
jolly flume
like caloric 2 in p12s
you could just get
stuck outside of the hitbox
and not be able to move
or you splodey everyone
amber fable
Kinda make it harder during mech where you have to move away
rapid whale
they should give rdm 2min the raiju treatment
jolly flume
thats why everyone just fake melees rdm in prog lol
amber fable
It has those already
rapid whale
when i climb
true beacon
in the ring
jolly flume
in the window
vestal hollow
when i climb
in your vents.
jolly flume
step 1 fake melee
raw sand
fake melee it
jolly flume
step 2 profit
raw sand
nvm lol
torn mesa
how do the high parsers handle dd in m7s
you'll actually push to 9:30~ KTs
so what groups do is hold their 2s anyways
raw sand
ah
torn mesa
so it's not a problem for RDM at all by then
raw sand
makes sense
torn mesa
but I mean... if you want to parse M7S, you send 2s during the 1st 1M window with the adds
and you take turns padding that shit
raw sand
oh the ads count?
quick verge
yes u need to kill them to progress the fight
torn mesa
oh the ads count?
the 1st set does
torn mesa
no no Bapple
quick verge
watching adds disappear into a plant juice cloud in .2 seconds
torn mesa
if you want to HC parse
you have everyone else hold
while you send your 2s to pad on adds
raw sand
the sacrifice for piss color
jolly flume
pink on an rdps job in pugs is like
far from impossible but you lose a LOT of dps in your buffs compared to the top logs
rapid whale
yea
when i added r1 rdps from starry onto mine
like just shrimply tacked it on
i would ahve had rank 2 rdps lol
torn mesa
if you are lmk, I'll hop into a VC to watch as well
rapid whale
ok
stable basin
Sailing in OSRS or raiding in 14 💔
I hope they delay the tier to January
I can only raid first month with me doing night shifts pretty much
alpine plover
guys i did CT correctly
stable basin
There's enough people at my hours
alpine plover
gg?
stable basin
Was it fun for u
alpine plover
yuh
stable basin
Hell yeaaaa 💪
rain geode
Sailing in OSRS or raiding in 14 💔
God I need to read up on sailling I think the answer to that question depends heavily on how sailing works
If it requires a lot of inputs Id prioritize raiding to give the market time for the inputs to drop
If its more of an output heavy skill Id prioritize it so you can sell while stuff is overpriced
rapid whale
@clear plume why did hle start atakan there
clear plume
<@270811610795343885> why did hle start atakan there
Idk
Second longest game in worlds history was not on my card for 2025
alpine plover
what a crazy game
rapid whale
fr
spice path
I hope they delay the tier to January
With the first LL being this Friday I don't think they will.
I should do pilgrims traverse, but I'd have to que.. and I'm deep dungeon stupid. They've never appealed to me. So I'd have to hope someone else knows what they're doing.
clear plume
<@270811610795343885> why did hle start atakan there
What was that kaisa ever supposed to do there though
visual geyser
They ain’t delaying shit
lyric summit
just dont delay it at all
like the old days
normal mode part of the world first race
clear plume
The old days we had consistent raid releases of august February september wym
It wasn’t until recently that raids start releasing anywhere near holidays
lyric summit
i mean savage used to be available on patch day originally
they only added the week delay in like endwalker i think
you used to rush normal mode to start savage asap, have crafters trade you gear mid break a few hours into the tier, skip ex completely because it wasnt worth the prog time in most cases
visual geyser
They delay it longer and the raid ends up close to new years
Which is bigger in Japan than Christmas
clear plume
Sure but new years is often seen as a multi week event for Japan anyways, not just the one day
rapid whale
must otoshidama for big monies
visual geyser
Sure but new years is often seen as a multi week event for Japan anyways, not ju...
More reason why they wouldn’t want it there no?
rapid whale
geeeeeegeeeeeee
stable basin
If it requires a lot of inputs Id prioritize raiding to give the market time for...
At the very least, shipwreck scavenging is afk training haha
Im subbed to osrs for a year since september
jagged aspen
reset day btw...
lyric summit
it's 11 am
rapid whale
nuh uh
lyric summit
on week fifty million
jade nimbus
What do you mean the not current content is not relevant anymore?
We should keep it locked for one more month just to be sure
wicked delta
Please look forward to it.
shadow pilot
Patch sixty millions and Savage still weekly locked
versed kayak
wouldn't want people easily farming gear that will be replaced in 2 months anyway now would you
amber fable
Reclears this late in tier is asking for brain damage anyway
More so when it unlocks
night panther
We cleared in 3-4 weeks and then had to take a few months break as our DNC went to Japan for ages. Then every single PF fills we got for, like, three fucking weeks, won the weapon coffer every time
So we are still reclearing now DNC is back 
sullen wolf
Are there any new glams to grind for that don't involve any savage or extremes? Or am I out of luck? 😅
Just trying to find a reason to come back to the game, but I'm not a skilled player (mostly social and farming) but I've already bought all the purchasable glam I want and everytime I log in, I log out cause I'm bored of all my glams 😭
wicked delta
You could try out the deep dungeon for the hairstyle ig
night panther
They generally release new glamours in most patches but they're often locked behind different content
Chaotic had cool gear
wicked delta
Also has some glams that comes along with it
Chaotic is EX/Savage content I don’t think they wanna do that
sullen wolf
You could try out the deep dungeon for the hairstyle ig
Is it a new one? :3 Already have the Palace of the Dead and Heaven on High stuff
wicked delta
Is it a new one? :3 Already have the Palace of the Dead and Heaven on High stuff
Yup
Pilgrim’s Traverse
dapper zealot
Just the regular dungeons or raids have good glam too
sullen wolf
They generally release new glamours in most patches but they're often locked beh...
Do you know what content? I'm almost finished with the post stuff and the glams have been disappointing for myself anyway 😅
night panther
Chaotic is EX/Savage content I don’t think they wanna do that
True enough I suppose. Maybe how cool it is will encourage them to learn to do the fight! 
wicked delta
Chaotic is piss easy if everyone has a pulse but
Thats like 23 people
You’re not finding ppl with a pulse
tired egret
Thats like 23 people
that is enough tho
kekw
just need 1 more person and you can run the raid
versed kayak
Are there any new glams to grind for that don't involve any savage or extremes? ...
could look through https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearsets and see which glam you don't recognise, and then check where it's from
tired egret
amber fable
Do people still run chaotic
wicked delta
Only through discord
amber fable
Dont see em a lot
night panther
There's a regular group in my friend network who do it
sullen wolf
could look through <https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearsets> and see which g...
anything I've seen is from savage/extreme or Chaotic which trust me - you don't want me to attempt again for others sake 😂 I can run msq content and earlier dailies, but I've always been a slow player
amber fable
You can unsync all level 90 and older raids
sullen wolf
Just the regular dungeons or raids have good glam too
I've been playing since heavenward, I have anything from the regular ones already and am very bored of them sadly. 😅 but you're right!
amber fable
Most of the glam is from non hard content
night panther
I would like to just say that if you find a good group and approach that content in a healthy way, you really don't have to feel bad about 'holding back' other people. I do the raids blind with my group as they come out, and none of us have any clue how the fight goes, and you will wipe dozens if not over a hundred times trying to learn it.
sullen wolf
You can unsync all level 90 and older raids
I wish, but I've done that years ago...been playing for a very long time now. But thanks anyway! 🫶
night panther
It's not considered failing, you have to die to these fights to learn them 
wicked delta
The only way to fail in this game is to not try at all
Lol
And honestly so what if you get blacklisted by some andy
Ive gotten blacklisted by people who are literally worse at this game than I am
night panther
I do think that there is an impression among people who don't do this content that causing a wipe or dying to stuff is 'failing' but those of us who do it know that that is just part of the process 
sullen wolf
The only way to fail in this game is to not try at all
Trying is not good enough when you're me, trust 🙏I can't avoid attacks quick enough to save my life and mechanics overwhelm me. I'm special, but I have tried and failed very bad
night panther
Yes but a lot of players forget what it's like to look from the outside in. I've been raiding since 2007 in World of Warcraft so it's easy to forget how people who don't do it think it'll be
I've been in that world for nearly 20 years at this point but I still try to think what it is that holds people back from trying
wicked delta
Trying is not good enough when you're me, trust 🙏I can't avoid attacks quick en...
On god that literally is me lol
This whole channel is filled with people who meme on the dumbest mechanics
tired egret
the prog requires many fails to get results
you won't just clear things in 1 attempt
wicked delta
Lots of people who are way better than the average player too
sullen wolf
Finding people who are patient enough to let you die enough to learn is hard that are within your schedule. Finding people who play the same time as you is hard enough, but finding patient people at the same level you're at too? I haven't been that lucky. I have my awesome FC, but we are kinda different in that were just tight and lucky when we play together but we're each all other the place. Which I wouldn't change for anything ❤️
wicked delta
Like genuinely
tired egret
unless you are doing pathetically easy things
wicked delta
I did like
EX5?
Whatever the one with Zelenia is
Do not ask me about the mechanics
night panther
It's also worth diagnosing why people may not feel very skilled at this game. I set up a learning group in GW2 in this guild I joined and I was expecting people to pick it up faster than they did - turns out, most of them were clicking skills and using the keyboard to turn, etc
wicked delta
I cannot tell you
random needle
Whatever the one with Zelenia is
ex4, ex5 is Necron
wicked delta
My brain cannot remember any of that shit fr
night panther
Nobody had even expressed the basic tips to get better to them
wicked delta
ex4, ex5 is Necron
I didnt even do Necron
God bless
Why did it try to autocorrect to narcolepsy
random needle
Good choice honestly 
sullen wolf
On god that literally is me lol
well thank you 🫶 I'm on coeurl, crystal but if I ever see you I'll wave 👋
night panther
Finding people who are patient enough to let you die enough to learn is hard tha...
I would encourage you, if you ever wanted to give it another try, to find a blind progress group. Ironically I feel it's a lot less pressure than normal raid groups that follow a guide or a plan, as there's no pressure to 'keep up', you're all learning and explaining together
You might like it. 🙂
tired egret
meanwhile atm I just ignore current content, and try to clear old endgame stuff, just out of self satisfaction
still pretty painful though, even with the many changes
imo
sullen wolf
I would encourage you, if you ever wanted to give it another try, to find a blin...
Do you mean in random roulette?
sullen wolf
meanwhile atm I just ignore current content, and try to clear old endgame stuff,...
you're good! My FC is still on old stuff 🙂 can play however you pleas
wicked delta
DSR griefing
wicked delta
Queue ex for Tobi :)
I wish the worst for you
night panther
No, I mean looking for an actual 'static' group. Don't ever do Extreme/Savage via roulette...
versed kayak
I would encourage you, if you ever wanted to give it another try, to find a blin...
you'll still need people at a roughly equal skill level, I've seen blind prog groups with vastly different skill levels in them, and a single person can still hold everyone back
random needle
DSR griefing
I haven't studied p6 yet, is that the BLM's fault or
wicked delta
I haven't studied p6 yet, is that the BLM's fault or
Yeah
sullen wolf
No, I mean looking for an actual 'static' group. Don't ever do Extreme/Savage vi...
Oh, yes static. Sadly, never could commit to one. Schedules are too hard for me to commit to outside of IRL because of IRL stuff. 🙁
night panther
you'll still need people at a roughly equal skill level, I've seen blind prog gr...
Yes but it's still worth trying, as some people really do feel like they're a burden on groups because they aren't great at following guides. But you put those same people in a learning environment and they're actually ok at the game.
So always worth a try to see if it's your style.
sullen wolf
you'll still need people at a roughly equal skill level, I've seen blind prog gr...
Yes, and I've always been that single person when I've tried 😂 I try but I'm slow, I can only do so much lol
sullen wolf
Yes but it's still worth trying, as some people really do feel like they're a bu...
But how does one combat slow? Like I genuinely have a very slow reaction time that keeps me back.
I can learn all the mechanics but when I get overwhelmed I'm getting hit and I'm gone
whole estuary
Simply live 10 seconds in the future
wicked delta
This one clip of my friend griefing
dapper zealot
Do you stare at your hotbar?
whole estuary
Once you know what's coming you don't need to be so reactive
night panther
Before judging your own reaction speed - and you know yourself better than anyone, so feel free to ignore this advice if it doesn't apply! - I would make sure you've equipped yourself with the best chance to react quickly to things. Make sure you're not clicking abilities. Learn to be watching the arena and the boss and not your skill bars. Make sure you have decent keybinds/mouse bindings. That sort of thing
These are small improvements you can make to your play style that may see you surprise yourself!
amber fable
Basically put in effort, we all suck but the only the way to improvement is knowing what or where you are making mistakes and try to fix it
Constant repetitions and eventually you will find the more overwhelming things very normal
rapid whale
This one clip of my friend griefing
based
sullen wolf
Totally fair. And makes sense, I don't have the time to put in 👍
It's ok, I'm gonna try that new deep dungeon and maybe just fantasia again 😂
rapid whale
o sounds like we're talking abt some srs raiding shit lemme scroll up
wicked delta
based
She’s been making it a mission to kill me with a tankbuster but it hasn’t worked out yet
rapid whale
She’s been making it a mission to kill me with a tankbuster but it hasn’t worked...
eu ping diff
oic yeah nothing more for me to add
jagged aspen
Do you stare at your hotbar?
how else do you react to random procs x_x
rapid whale
just takes reps and if you aren't willing/able to put in the work it's just an unlucko
dapper zealot
There's a difference between looking at your hotbar and staring at it
jagged aspen
well, dnc steps is basically staring at it for 2-4 seconds
rapid whale
That shouldn't be enough to cause an issue tho
Especially since you can move with left and right click
jagged aspen
well yea and avoiding doing tech during intensive mechs
dapper zealot
Omg, having your eyes glued 24/7 to your hotbar that causes you to miss mechs
Is that specific enough?
rapid whale
Worst case scenario you hit 12 and overwrite a proc
alpine plover
dancer is a bit of an exception
jagged aspen
well im fine with dnc now but when i try smth like drg that shit happens 😄
alpine plover
because it's semi easy to play compared to others and you are not restricted by movement or positionals
rapid whale
That's just exp
alpine plover
i mean casting stuff and positionals
rapid whale
Jobs like dragoon have very static rotations so it's just lack of reps atp
jagged aspen
yea definitely, if im learning a fight from scratch on an alt job ill def be better at it then on my main
and drg is just memorizing where you press ogcds
rapid whale
That's basically every job lol
jagged aspen
well, not every job has ones that lock you in place do they?
rapid whale
Doesn't drg only have one
jagged aspen
two
rapid whale
Oic
jagged aspen
dragonfire and stardiver
and both take up two weave slots
or well maybe you can double weave stardiver idk
rapid whale
Wasn't dragon fire a gcd
jagged aspen
nope
rapid whale
Lmao
jagged aspen
yea i think i died to thordans first attack like 5 times
before figuring out the correct way to do opener
rapid whale
Ascalons might
jagged aspen
yep definitely wasnt stuck in dragonfire when it went off
random needle
You can double weave Dragonfire I'm pretty sure, but Stardiver cannot be double weaves
random needle
Conceal itself
amber fable
Ascalon deez instead
rapid whale
Zenos ultimate where he absorbs hydaelyn and zodiarks powers
amber fable
Zenos ult where you have combat in bed
loud nymph
jagged aspen
You can double weave Dragonfire I'm pretty sure, but Stardiver cannot be double ...
uh it feels super tight. and yea stardiver is much slower indeed
rapid whale
Drg used to be really busy with three charges of the ogcd under buffs right
jagged aspen
didnt feel too bad tbh
rapid whale
Nasty ron or whatever
jagged aspen
since you had ages to get them off
wicked delta
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055807862116462592/1280990915678175363...
Doing this to Bapple
random needle
Everyone still misses triple Nastrond regardless
rapid whale
Doing this to Bapple
Jokes on you I'm playing dnc in dsr
jagged aspen
its super busy for the first few gcds of burst but then you have plenty of time the get the remaining nastronds off
wicked delta
Jokes on you I'm playing dnc in dsr
Whore
jagged aspen
*had
wicked delta
What does that MEAN
jade trout
Something about a dumpster fire?
wicked delta
That you’re a whore
rapid whale
No u
wicked delta
No u
daring pine
tobi would never
loud nymph
most well adjusted #endgame-lounge conversation
amber fable
#Whorelounge
rapid whale
True that was actually kinda whore behavior of me
wicked delta
rapid whale
Carry me like a backpack
random needle
I saw a cocktail called the passenger princess the other day
rapid whale
IDK what these terms mean but I know they annoy tobi
rapid whale
I saw a cocktail called the passenger princess the other day
What was in it I'm trying to imagine but nothing comes to mind lol
random needle
Is this a Four Loko
rapid whale
Lmaoo
wicked delta
IDK what these terms mean but I know they annoy tobi
Why do you insist on rage baiting me
rapid whale
Why do you insist on rage baiting me
This bitch hasn't looked in a mirror once in their life omilord
wicked delta
This bitch hasn't looked in a mirror once in their life omilord
Its different
You don’t actually get mad
rapid whale
Are you saying you're mad trollface.jpg
wicked delta
You’re 36 years old
rapid whale
67
random needle
Is this a Four Loko
I'm genuinely kinda interested in trying the mocktail of this next time I'm at this restaurant
wicked delta
Lord send the flood
rapid whale
I'm genuinely kinda interested in trying the mocktail of this next time I'm at t...
Wouldn't It just be red bull and blue syrup
wicked delta
It does look kinda good regardless
slender lichen
But how does one combat slow? Like I genuinely have a very slow reaction time th...
late but my take is that you either get a bunch of experience/practice where your brain just does background thinking for you (like driving) or some people are just inherently slower/more easily overwhelmed or faster/not easily overwhelmed and there's nothing really they can do to change that
amber fable
Wouldn't It just be red bull and blue syrup
Would taste like shit
wicked delta
Ive never had redbull
amber fable
I dont like the taste of red bull
wicked delta
wicked delta
My mother was like
You can’t have energy drinks
You’re already a nightmare
So I was like
Okay !
rapid whale
Probably for the best
wicked delta
And never had energy drinks
alpine plover
good boi tobias
rapid whale
Caffeine addiction is real af
random needle
Wouldn't It just be red bull and blue syrup
I see blue, I want to drink it
rapid whale
I see blue, I want to drink it
You cannot drink me or pepsiman
random needle
Garlemald fears me because last time I was there I drank ceruleum straight from the pump
rapid whale
Lmaoo
loud nymph
I wanna drink something blue now
curacao
remote gate
mix curacao with some vodka
zealous meteor
the island????
rapid whale
There's a cocktail in the US called an adios mother fer that's basically every kinda clear liquor plus blue Curacao and some sprite
Blue af
rapid whale
Prob
rapid whale
Generally mixed for the color IDK if it even has a particular flavor tbh
wicked delta
If I can’t find a local store with the drink then I can always put Bapple in a blender
rapid whale
I lied apparently it tastes like oranges
rapid whale
If I can’t find a local store with the drink then I can always put Bapple in a b...
It would be brown tho
remote gate
poop alcohol
wicked delta
It would be brown tho
Food coloring can do some magic
rapid whale
Cuz I'm 💩
rapid whale
poop alcohol
I heard that's how they make alcohol in prison
wicked delta
Prime for cannibalism
remote gate
ye
wicked delta
Insane sentence why did I say that
rapid whale
Prime for cannibalism
remote gate
I heard that's how they make alcohol in prison
i have never heard this in my life
turning poo in alcohol
wicked delta
https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-256763...
Id consider it an honor
Man
Im hungry af like fr tho
Hopefully I can go home soon so I can make something quick
Lmao
rapid whale
turning poo in alcohol
Damn I googled it apparently it was just an urban legend
rapid whale
Hopefully I can go home soon so I can make something quick
But if you drink on an empty stomach you'll get drunker
wicked delta
Thats true
rapid whale
Do it enough times and you'll never have to eat again
wicked delta
You wouldn’t like me if I was drunk though
rapid whale
Implying I like you ever smh
quick verge
I wanna drink something blue now
gatorade
wicked delta
Good lord I feel like an alien
rapid whale
Oh dude that's reminds me have y'all seen that yt channel that turns random stuff into wind
loud nymph
mix blue Gatorade with cheap red wine
rapid whale
They recently made hot dog water into wine lmfao
loud nymph
it's tasty and gets you trashed
rapid whale
They've done mountain dew, Dr pepper, etc
loud nymph
They've done mountain dew, Dr pepper, etc
is that the same channel that made peeps wine because I saw that
or I guess it was mead
wicked delta
I had to drink almost two bottles of wine to get trashed
Don’t ask why I was having two bottles on my own
amber fable
Depends on alcohol %
rapid whale
is that the same channel that made peeps wine because I saw that
Yeah I think so
amber fable
A bottle of 40% might knock you out or make you buzzed enough
rapid whale
A whole bottle of vodka to the dome sounds scary
quick verge
you cant be that advanced in age where wine gets you sloshed
quick verge
????
loud nymph
you cant be that advanced in age where wine gets you sloshed
??????
wicked delta
My sister got them from Italy
loud nymph
"only old people get drunk from drinking alcohol" is a hell of a take
quick verge
"only old people get drunk from drinking alcohol" is a hell of a take
yea
old people also lose their liver regeneration perk
round hazel
I just have a shitload of alcohol in my fridge because Im an alcho-
pale blade
I love vodka
yeah me too man
wicked delta
Vodka 
rapid whale
I sentence thee to drunken tea prog. Each time you kill your doll you take a shot
valid solar
huh
wicked delta
So if I prog DSR while shitfaced
valid solar
I'm surrounded by alcoholics for real
wicked delta
I’ll clear in a week
wicked delta
I don’t wanna hear shit from someone that plays LADS
wicked delta
Anyway
Im not an alcoholic because I can go just fine without drinking it
Im not an addict
valid solar
I haven't actually had alcohol except for this time I took a few sips of bourbon
random needle
Wait are we still talking about alcohol here
dapper zealot
Gimme some thanks
random needle
I haven't had any in like 2 years because I just haven't been interested
valid solar
Look on the bright side, that means you haven't had any days bad enough to get drunk
random needle
The times I did have it, I just thought "huh, this tastes kinda... bad" and never had enough to feel any semblance of buzz
valid solar
The times I did have it, I just thought "huh, this tastes kinda... bad" and neve...
You just haven't had the right one fr fr
dapper zealot
Alcoholic fr
wicked delta
valid solar
Beer is made from yeast, bread is made from yeast, they're basically the same thing tbh
wicked delta
Exactly
random needle
Liquid bread
random needle
Dunk bread in beer
dapper zealot
Yes
valid solar
Now im reminded of Bungo dunking his bread in water
I swear it's pretty good
You should try it
Get some bread and vodka
wicked delta
Dude
wicked delta
He might as well atp
valid solar
i read bungo dunking his head in water
Bro thinks I'm being interrogated by the cia
random needle
Or dunk it in wine... Wait a second, we've just reinvented the Passover feast
alpine plover
wicked delta
Get some bread and vodka
I will not try vodka and bread thank you
That sounds unholy
fierce matrix
do we just have alcoholics in this chat
I love drinking and pf
wicked delta
I love drinking
I had like a year where I was completely sober and then my boyfriend griefed me in TEA for 4 hours straight
Which pissed me off so bad that I went to the liquor store right afterwards
random needle
e8s was almost driving me to drink
worldly grotto
Which pissed me off so bad that I went to the liquor store right afterwards
Healthy coping mechanism
wicked delta
Healthy coping mechanism
Its the best response to ultimate prog
daring pine
e8s was almost driving me to drink
m7s is very close to making me drink
random needle
I could probably still heal better sloshed than our MT could tank sober
wicked delta
Yknow whats weird
Ive played better
When I was drunk
Compared to when im sober
random needle
Hold on, there's an xkcd about this
dapper zealot
I took shots of rum when farming ex3
After the 3rd shot I got the wings
Alcohol truly is a miracle
random needle
dapper zealot
Wtf is windows me
pale blade
Wtf is windows me
Mistake Edition
loud nymph
Wtf is windows me
pale blade
Or Millennium Edition depending on who you ask
random needle
Windows Millennium Edition I think, it came out after 98 and before XP I'm pretty sure
It was very very not good
loud nymph
it was also entirely different from windows 2000
dapper zealot
98 and xp I had, never heard of me
loud nymph
same basic idea only older
wicked delta
on god you will clear
pale blade
you know how people always made jokes about windows vista
I personally thought that Vista was way too ahead of its time that it was hurt a lot because of it, similar to the Xbox One
random needle
Inshallah Marce will whack the weeds
pale blade
Me, sorry
dapper zealot
Damn djura
random needle
I didn't remember hating Vista as a literal child, I thought it was fine, but I definitely preferred 7 when it dropped
I never had a computer that ran 8 because everyone I knew hated it (justifiably), windows 10 is Fine, I Guess, and Windows 11 I refuse to install on a personal machine for as long as I can help it
night panther
I actually had to use Windows Me, because we got another computer in the house that was on XP and standard 98 wouldn't network with it properly. So my stepdad had a choice for the old family PC - 98SE, or Me. He chose the latter...
zealous meteor
i miss windows 7
pale blade
me too
zealous meteor
i miss when windows was usable 
random needle
No security threat on windows 10 can be greater than the official windows updates that have been put out for 11
alpine plover
What did windows 11 brick this week is a question i ask myself
pale blade
WinRE I think
random needle
Bit my leg
pale blade
bit my ass
quick verge
I had like a year where I was completely sober and then my boyfriend griefed me ...
brother
zealous meteor
Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.
random needle
daring pine
she would clear
remote gate
I never had a computer that ran 8 because everyone I knew hated it (justifiably)...
i had windows 8 when I was a teenager and i thought it sucked balls because the whole tablet interface on a computer didn't make any sense to me. my computer was a crappy laptop too that was like no power to it at all
it could barely run multiple applications at a time lmfao
random needle
Yeah that's really the big thing, Windows 8 is a tablet/touchscreen interface that had no business being used with a mouse/keyboard
pale blade
Windows 8 absolutely fucking sucked
I stayed on 7 and skipped to 10 with a free upgrade
remote gate
the correct choice
still running windows 10 myself because its solid and my machine can't upgrade to 11 lmfao
deep gale
8.1 was passable once they got that out but 8 was a wildly terrible decision
deep gale
still running windows 10 myself because its solid and my machine can't upgrade t...
I believe you can switch to ltsc for security updates till 2027 but after that it's cooked I'm afraid
random needle
My system can probably run Windows 11 but I still feel like it's a greater risk than 10 rn
remote gate
I believe you can switch to ltsc for security updates till 2027 but after that i...
im gonna have a new pc by then considering that this machine will be almost 10 years old by 2027
since im a brainlet when it comes to pc building and I've seen too many horror stories im probably gonna buy a machine from a local pc shop in my town
valid solar
My system can *probably* run Windows 11 but I still feel like it's a greater ris...
risk to what
remote gate
there was this one shop that had a pc with 3080 with 16 gp of ram for 900 so there's a good start
jolly flume
I upgraded to 11 for no reason other than the centered taskbar I'm ngl
remote gate
you could do that in windows 10
random needle
When my work laptop upgraded to 11, the first thing I did was figure out how to make the taskbar left justified again
remote gate
could also put it at the top of the screen or on the left/right
random needle
I'm pretty sure that was in like, 7 as well
wicked delta
remote gate
thank you toby as always you are the champion of follow ups
spice path
My first update to win 11 got so corrupted that my network cards disappeared. I had to clean install windows 11 from a USB I made on my laptop (thank goodness I still had it)
random needle
And another recent update made it so WinRE couldn't detect USB input or something, so unless you had a PS/2 keyboard/mouse in Current Year, you were screwed I think?
deep gale
I got a new laptop this year and it came with windows 11 (cringe) and the windows 10 installer kept throwing driver errors so I just installed linux
gg microsoft my programming discord and reddit machine does not need you
random needle
There's a very high chance I just go Linux if I upgrade my computer down the line and need a new OS
spice path
There was also a win11 update that exposed an issue with certain M.2 SSDs. Basically when you tried to play games it would crash the whole pc and then not longer show as a Bootable device. You'd have to actually power off from the power supply and restart the computer. But you couldn't do anything on these systems.
pale blade
Yeah that was found to be Corsair SSDs running pre-release firmware
deep gale
There's a very high chance I just go Linux if I upgrade my computer down the lin...
XIV + ACT runs fine on it but it takes some fiddling so it's not quite a fantastic everyman solution (yet).
wicked delta
random needle
I know XIV runs on Linux, I played on steam deck exclusively for like 3 months when I first started
wicked delta
i shouldve just gotten the war skip on my main bruh
deep gale
I know XIV runs on Linux, I played on steam deck exclusively for like 3 months w...
ACT specifically is more of a pain to get working, Linux just works (tm) via quicklauncher.
random needle
That's fair, I haven't messed with ACT too much beyond the bare basics of seeing numbers on a meter
When I tried to link it to fflogs, I got so confused I gave up halfway through 
deep gale
I understand why act and fflogsuploader are two entirely separate programs
But it would be cool if they weren't
wicked delta
i should make a new glam i think
versed kayak
When I tried to link it to fflogs, I got so confused I gave up halfway through <...
Should just be a matter of pointing the fflogs uploader at your log files no?
loud nymph
yes
you tell the uploader "upload this file"
then it uploads that file
you can also tell the uploader "upload everything as we progress" then point it towards the folder where your log files are stored
it's really not complicated at all
zealous meteor
yeah
remote gate
<:ImTired:1209358406394314752>
just play warrior and pretend you're playing dark knight
trim frost
i should make a new glam i think
i can take them
wicked delta
i can take them
all at once?
trim frost
yes.
pale blade
i can take them
in a fight, right?
jolly flume
fallow monolith
Managed to have a full bag and missed these 3 rewards. Is there a way to get them now I’ve cleared out my inventory?
jolly flume
no automated way I know of, you might be able to convince a gm to do it for you if you file a report but that's kind of a tossup
boreal pumice
its like a guy losing a ultimate totem
jolly flume
I've seen people get totems back from gms but
idk that they're gonna care about 3 sacks of first light lol
versed kayak
I'm surprised it just marks them as incomplete instead of deleting the reward
boreal pumice
but it is complete , and if your thinking of holding the reward till you claim like a achivement i feel alot of ppl would forget
random needle
Or they cleared up to floor 50 before reset and just hit 70 today
versed kayak
but it is complete , and if your thinking of holding the reward till you claim l...
oh, I assumed they meant the 20,30 and 50 tasks with "3 rewards"
that makes more sense
jolly flume
I don't think I've rolled above a 60 on a single orchestrion roll in the past month of spamming normal raids
zealous meteor
that sure was a run of M4N of all time
since when does the wing attack come from two directions. since when does she do AOEs that circle inward
seeing mechanics i've never seen before 
whole estuary
she always does it solo first, then with a clone later
jolly flume
I forgot those even existed until you mentioned that
whole estuary
electrope has many uses
zealous meteor
she always does it solo first, then with a clone later
i've done that fight like five, six times and i've never seen it before
whole estuary
it seems you did not watch or learn
jolly flume
I haven't had a run of 4 go over like 7 minutes since the first week the raid was out
whole estuary
is the phase skipping that bad now? dang
zealous meteor
i saw three new mechanics today
kind elm
wow
jolly flume
kind elm
very angry today chiyo
whole estuary
did you get to hear any new Metem lines at least
zealous meteor
very angry today chiyo
i read that as "THAT WAS NORMAL" like "yeah i can't fucking believe normal mode took 12 minutes"
not angry
whole estuary
NAAANTO KOUBOUSHIIIIIIIIIII
zealous meteor
did you get to hear any new Metem lines at least
nope
jolly flume
such potent magicks!
zealous meteor
i DID hear
Oh dear! The challenger has fallen out of the ring!
kind elm
EGADS
zealous meteor
(i fell off while trying to avoid the spreads because SOMEONE KEPT FOLLOWING ME)
wicked delta
expert roulette
jolly flume
know your place, twink
wicked delta
random needle
Filthy rats!
jolly flume
This is the power of light?
zealous meteor
ding dong twink????
wicked delta
they love me
jolly flume
Dragon-king Thordan: O Ascalon! Purge the tainted with the light of sorrow immeasurable! (Exaflare's Edge)
Dragon-king Thordan: O Ascalon! Consign the wicked with the light of rancor unquenchable! (Akh Morn's Edge)
Dragon-king Thordan: O Ascalon! Scorch the earth with the light of regret unfathomable! (Gigaflare's Edge)
these kinda go hard
shame he only says them once
wicked delta
would go harder if they were voiced
whole estuary
Sad Sword, Angy Sword, Sad Sword II
kind elm
Dwagowon-king Thowodan: Owo Ascawon! x3 Consign da wicked wif da wight of wancowo unkwenchabuwu!
jolly flume
explode
leaden pilot
Hey, I just need a consensus, am I completely and utterly insane that I (an inexperienced casual player with no prior experience in harder content) wants to hit the ground running and go into dsr
kind elm
its a little bold but absolutely doable
i know a couple people who went into ultimate as their first real high end experience
i wouldnt recommend it but if you're set on it, you can absolutely do it if you'd like
versed kayak
If you have a group that wants to do it with you, that may be a better idea than doing it in PF
kind elm
do you understand basic raiding fundamentals such as clock spots and partner assignments
versed kayak
and 2 minute burst
kind elm
and can you play your job at an acceptable level without issue
leaden pilot
Hm, i may need to put in a lot more research into raiding terms
versed kayak
Yes, and perhaps consider starting slow by doing an extreme, and then some savage
kind elm
if these things are completely foreign to you, i would recommend starting with something simpler such as extreme or savage
but if you REALLY want to just do DSR, you still can
as long as you study the fight and know your job
versed kayak
and think you can do the mechanics while playing your job too
leaden pilot
Worqor, Wreath of Snakes(unreal) and an AS are all i have under my belt, so yes i do need a bit more
versed kayak
Woroq Ex I assume
leaden pilot
Mhm
versed kayak
Thats something I suppose, I'd still attempt the current savage first at least
But even if you decide to go straight to DSR, definitely study some raiding basics
zealous meteor
good luck getting prog parties for current savage though
dreamy whale
How do you do the mechanics where half the floor is one color and the other half is a different color and each half gives a different debuff
wicked delta
M5S is already good at teaching basics
jolly flume
How do you do the mechanics where half the floor is one color and the other half...
half the time you match colors and half the time you go opposite
find out by fucking up
lol
versed kayak
How do you do the mechanics where half the floor is one color and the other half...
which fight
random needle
How do you do the mechanics where half the floor is one color and the other half...
I can't tell if this is about World of Darkness or Tsukuyomi EX
Or something else
dreamy whale
Yiazmat
ripe bough
O4S
jolly flume
wtf is a yiazmat
versed kayak
Tsukuyomi normal has it too to be fair
jolly flume
😭
wicked delta
Yea tf is that
random needle
wtf is a yiazmat
Last boss of Ridorana Lighthouse
wicked delta
Oh
jolly flume
I don't play the game
random needle
The magnet floor
versed kayak
I've done that shit like twice, still don't understand how it works
ripe bough
Yiazmat was great in FF12, 15m HP. Did it on PS2 when your max hit was 9999 
random needle
I forget if you want to be floating or grounded for that 
wicked delta
I just get hit and pray
dreamy whale
Oh and also ummmm
zealous meteor
for world of darkness you want to alternate between them, for tsukuyomi (normal at least) you want to switch sides before you hit a certain amount of stacks on the debuff
wicked delta
iron jewel
for Yiazmat you go to the side with the charge opposite of what you have. ideally, the tank positions him smack dab inbetween the two sides.
wicked delta
Ideally
jolly flume
oh its the giant dragon dude
wicked delta
Keyword
wicked delta
Ideally
dreamy whale
I failed my math each time
random needle
So you want to be grounded, which means opposite magnet poles
ripe bough
oh its the giant dragon dude
THE EMPIRE, IS A CANCER
iron jewel
in other words, pray the tank isn't a dumbass.
dreamy whale
LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTAH
wicked delta
And I am the barber’s blade
jolly flume
cool can you shave my chin
dreamy whale
I am the marmalade
jolly flume
I forgot to and now it's kinda itchy
wicked delta
Pay me
whole estuary
SCREAM LOUDER, I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS
dreamy whale
Oh right I wanted to say
round hazel
do I have to murder Toby
dreamy whale
Can confirm the first time you see this marker is in cruise chaser
wicked delta
This guy doesn’t believe in paying for labor
dreamy whale
And then uhh
versed kayak
I love stacking half the party on them in e8s
whole estuary
The first time you see Pyretic is World of Darkness
dreamy whale
A12 has prey i think
versed kayak
why do they even exist at that point
jolly flume
flares are a suggestion
ripe bough
All mechanics are fake, just crit spreadlo 4head
wicked delta
I think the only times they actually hurt is when content is fresh
And you can still just
Mit
jolly flume
I actually dont know why they don't make flares work the same as proxy markers
wicked delta
And live
jolly flume
where it's not a linear dropoff
i keep putting it off
whole estuary
I think the only times they actually hurt is when content is fresh
that or it has to be like the last dungeon/trial in the main expac so that the ilvl sync is tight
versed kayak
I think the only times they actually hurt is when content is fresh
in O4Sp1 MiNe they still kill you if you're too close
zealous meteor
congrats. happy for you. 
wicked delta
jolly flume
I barely do but I grow just enough on my chin that it's annoying
jolly flume
I hate hair
zealous meteor
(@ tobias)
wicked delta
Go bald
zealous meteor
I hate hair
same
whole estuary
Stormbald
wicked delta
Bruh tf did I do
jolly flume
it's coarse and itchy and it gets everywhere
wicked delta
it's coarse and itchy and it gets everywhere
Okay Anakin
zealous meteor
Go bald
....i just assume he's talking about facial hair
and not top of head hair
wicked delta
Yes but its funny to imagine Chiyo being bald
zealous meteor
shaving body hair is truly a sysiphean task
not helped by the fact that i've put it off for like a month after i cut myself last time 
dreamy whale
dreamy whale
shaving body hair is truly a sysiphean task
not helped by the fact that i've pu...
Have you considered nair
whole estuary
try epilator
jolly flume
I used to shave my legs too back when I swam competitively and now I'm too lazy
wicked delta
Have you considered nair
Smells like rotten eggs
zealous meteor
try epilator
no thanks i've heard enough horror stories from my friends
wicked delta