the-tavern

[fiery pier]

one raid

[drifting scaffold]

14 more min it resets every 30m irl time

[fiery pier]

Barb man ran outta letters it seems.

Oh damn, they really implemented refreshes now.

[honest garnet]

Gm bro

What you playin this wipe?

[harsh ermine]

Dicroshi

[drifting scaffold]

sup boss mostly fighter this wipe. shield slam is awesome lol having a lot of fun

[honest garnet]

Oh hell yea it felt really good when I was messin with it POG season fr

[peak apex]

paying for warlord kill dm

[drifting scaffold]

I thought it was good already then they buffed it to be almost instant it’s so much fun to use now

if you do it right and time it with someone who’s trying to jump your shield, you crouch and can bump them up so far away lmfao

[honest garnet]

Oh ya they just need to tweak pommel then we can just bash people in the face repeatedly aha also yea they flyyyy lmao

[drifting scaffold]

pommel strike need a buff bad lol the range is so short. need a bigger reward for landing it or some diff animation

[glacial chasm]

a temp blind like holy strike would be fitting.

[misty ridge]

I want it to be usable with two handed as well

Hold the blade like a baseball bat and thwack

[glacial chasm]

That reminds me of the Warden from For Honor. He had an attack like that.

[misty ridge]

Boba Fett uses the blunt end of a stick to crack a stormtroopers helmet in half in Mandalorian

[drifting scaffold]

hmmm

that’s tough bc fighter can use all two handers with weapon master. a lot of work but it would be sick

[misty ridge]

They could do it for just the native ones maybe

[gloomy bloom]

hey guys, which workshop allow us to craft mythic ring and necklace?

[glacial chasm]

That would be the Merchant called Goldsmith, not the workshops.

[storm kernel]

No patch? I'll uninstall the game, game's dead, project abandoned, etc. etc.

[granite lark]

No workshop allows you to craft anything. Also mythic isnt in this game

Yea no patch today is crazy work. They must not be able to fix overdraw lol

[jovial kettle]

If your taking about unique rings and neck it needs to be maxed that is about 100k btw

[ivory scarab]

if i have to deal with 1 more bug abusing pig druid im gonna knock on sdf's door

[iron tree]

hour ago i pulled back 2 back golden chests

[granite lark]

Hiw much luck? Lol

[iron tree]

1st 190ish 2nd 66 😂😂😂

[granite lark]

HR ruins?

[iron tree]

water map, key room

[granite lark]

Water map =🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[atomic abyss]

do more quests come out tonight?

[slender moth]

Im coming tonight baby

[quaint hazel]

Is anyone else not able to play hr keeps saying hvsi or something

[vale crow]

"Pig druid" bro is living in the future

[drifting scaffold]

finally… Druid players can snarf shit

[slender moth]

You have to fk around in your bios. Its part of the new anti cheat measures I guess

[vale crow]

Stinky aura -5% to all stats when near pig after it starfs shit

[dark jetty]

@neon lynx Nobody cares about overdraw bro, get riid of these teamers, cheaters, ping abusers, and stop selling items on G2G.

Ty.

[sturdy sail]

is cinder for catice and spellweaver a good trade?

[dark jetty]

during a halberd meta?

[gusty solar]

🫃

[alpine stump]

is this last alchemist questline for green potions?

[static trail]

why does a rogue need a beret? date now

[slate hawk]

Green potions are available to me, and I haven't completed the questline yet

[slate hawk]

Remember to report what you see in-game, or via the website if you have video evidence. You can also contact a member of IRONGUARD or apply yourself if you experience a lot of cheaters in-game, see #📢community-announcements message for info.

[gloomy bloom]

Sorry yes was about unique ring and neck, which one is it ?

[granite lark]

He said gold Smith. But be prepared it will coat you 100k to unlock it

[dark jetty]

Goldsmith

[granite lark]

Everybody go buy purple scraps. Price is almost doubled in 1 day

[vale crow]

Definitely not a purple scraps bagholder

[bleak coyote]

Because people are dumb and preparing their kits for Arena to open tomorrow.
or so they think

they'll dive back down again when the bright lights discover the delay

[tight herald]

what stats do bravehunters give?

[hybrid sequoia]

censorship bot has wildest takes

[wheat horizon]

why cant i enter the tavern vc ?

[hybrid sequoia]

you are barred from that fine establishment

[granite lark]

Its cause a lot of crafts are available now so ppl are re rolling crafts

[azure snow]

BUFF SORCERER

[cobalt bone]

rage bait

[azure snow]

Bait rage

[alpine stump]

wait if they merged merchants does it mean we'll need all these stupid water map quest items in looted state now

from navigationer

[devout grail]

Day 23 without High Roller…

At this point the gear loop feels pointless.

Squire Royale is basically:
spawn default kit → survive PvP → extract good gear → throw it into stash forever.

Most boss rooms just sit empty now, and unless you make it all the way to Inferno you probably won’t even see Demon Overseer.

And while TPM, Secure Boot, and HVCI definitely help raise the barrier against cheating, they also clearly haven’t stopped cheating entirely.

So now older incompatible hardware players are locked out of HR while the anti-cheat battle continues anyway.

Please reconsider the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI requirement changes so progression and endgame farming can actually matter again.

[raven fable]

does Geforce Now not work? Stream the game

[granite lark]

Dude is on a 15 year old mothervoard and ram/cpu combo lmao

And says he can't side hustle to upgrade

[raven fable]

surprised he can even load up the game

[granite lark]

Fr

[raven fable]

its like 30 euros for a used MOBO

that uses DDR4 ram etc

[granite lark]

Notice how your the only one still stuck on this. The devs don't care about you bro. Beg SBS chat for hardware donations idk what to you. Or door dash

[cobalt bone]

imagine saying euros instead of dollars

cringe

[granite lark]

Ive tried explaining he could sell his stuff and cover half the upgrade price lol

[raven fable]

[granite lark]

Imagine being ignorant american. Usa is 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 start speaking Hebrew bro

Free Pals

[jovial kettle]

Don’t make me start knifing innocent bystanders

[drifting scaffold]

probably bring them back with a new set of quests that have real rewards? maybe they’ll function just as a test run for new maps and new quests

[cobalt bone]

why would i care about your pathetic continent lil bro

[alpine stump]

i mean i wonder if they moved them to alchemist or tavernmaster or something

[cobalt bone]

keep beggus to assist you

[alpine stump]

so now these quests will lock end of season reward

[drifting scaffold]

it’s possible, try darkanddarkertracker

they data mine quests before they unlock

[burnt turtle]

And im proud to be an American where at least I know im freeeeee

[drifting scaffold]

even if they lock end of season reward I don’t remember* any of navigator or miner quests being very difficult

[long mantle]

Real talk? Why is memorial day 2027 the last holiday on everyone's phone.

[drifting scaffold]

??? wdym

[long mantle]

Look at ur calendar lol on ur phone 🤣

[bleak coyote]

why would my phone have murrican holidays

[drifting scaffold]

I have 4th of July on here 😅

[long mantle]

Android?

[drifting scaffold]

hell naw bruh

[long mantle]

Mine stops at 2027 memorial day 🤣

[worn bronze]

Morning adventurers

[fiery aspen]

Any tips for phase 2 fire col. with fighter?

[icy plover]

Duck under the fire arm swings or use a shield to block the fire

Attack on the way up

[vale anvil]

Always stay in front of him, face on. You only need to side step left or right

Don’t even need to duck if you do it correctly. He either does left right, or right right right

[icy plover]

[fiery aspen]

Thank you, but what about his curb stomps and slams?

those usually insta me once I start getting into a flow

[vale anvil]

Go around his body, don’t walk away from him. You can never out range it by walking away, but just going behind to to the side of him means that even the big slam won’t hit.

I think you also need to jump crouch the big slam or it will push you back, kinda like ghost king jump

[fiery aspen]

Sweet, thank you 🙂

spectral only took me like 2 days but I cannot figure out troll or this dude, I'm on like day 3/4 of trying

[icy plover]

Troll is ez once you learn the distancing on his swings. You can bait out the screams too with the right distancing to get ez headshots

[fiery aspen]

I'll definitely have to learn him again after this dude, it'll be alot quicker not having to go down as well lol

TBH I just dont play enough gobby caves/ice map for those bosses, but the new gobby cave inferno* pretty sick

[icy plover]

I still suck at inferno boss, even with warlock I get owned.

It’s annoying having to go down 3 layers just to learn it 😩, but it’s worth learning for the drops

[fiery aspen]

Dude fr, thats my issue with bossing. I get too distracted too easily with my one brain cell that hard focuses any player

[pliant pendant]

yo guys where is the dark ritual room ?

[pure wigeon]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a BURGER to the ARENA. Add PICKLE to the BURGER. Make ARENA into a new mode called BURGER COMPETITION. 🍔

[alpine stump]

doesnt exist, must wait for ironmace to hotfix the quest

[fiery aspen]

Let me PLAY Arena and CRAFT armor 😠

[swift coral]

I like turtles

[raven fable]

By far the easiest boss

[fiery aspen]

Me too, great source of arcane essence

the meats not bad either

[swift coral]

There is no lie in the words you speak, only cruelty

[prime depot]

has anyone finished the "dark ritual room" quest yet?

[icy plover]

🔥

[sand linden]

yo guys do you know if there is any way you buy something from the goblin merchant and it is a artifact?

[opaque remnant]

dies magic staff still do magic damage when just normally swinging? When i hit dummies it only shows phys

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[cobalt bone]

guys how do you exit torchbound vault in stuck inside itr

fast anyone knows?

great company creates a module you get stuck inside and cant open from inside

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[slate hawk]

The same way you got in should work if you opened the walls correctly

[cobalt bone]

it just closed on me when i was inside with no way to open

2 full gear sets on me lost

[oak ember]

sounds like someone closed you in lol

[granite lark]

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[prime depot]

🤮

[granite lark]

🇺🇸 =🇮🇱

[prime depot]

the unfortunate truth

[granite lark]

Amd they both = NWO. Dont say I didnt warn ya!

Did you know in today's world the US governemt loses .96 cents for every nickel they mint. Digital currency incoming!

[floral steeple]

why would they cover a nickel in mint

[signal plank]

theres no way the devs needed 15 days to add solo queue to arena

these guys need to die bro

[pure wigeon]

I’m eating on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy burger. They grilled this with the fire of 36 wyverns. Shit’s so juicy the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this burger will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of grease. Artery resurrecting sage cleric burger stack. Shit got royal diamonds of cheddar on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin’ swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomburger. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[burnt turtle]

Who here is a proud American can I get q hallelujah praise Jesus amen!

HALLELUJAH

[pure wigeon]

🇺🇸 🍔 ✝️

[granite lark]

Its cause the state of balance is trios is abysmal. "They are collecting data"

[granite lark]

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[devout grail]

🥱

[burnt turtle]

IF YOU WERE RAISED ON BOLOGNA DRANK PEPSI, PLAYED ON THE BOLOGNA, GOT YOUR BUTT DRANK, HAD 3 PICKUPTRUCKS, AND A OUTSIDE HOSE, and school started with "THE SPANK", had a PICKUP TRUCK, rode in the back of the creek, and recorded SONGS FROM THE ANTENNA, and drank PEPSI FROM THE HOSE in the CREEK, said sir and RADIO... and you still turned out allright... say DAMN RIGHT!!

🦅

[devout grail]

It's 12 years old but out still plays well. Just no tpm

[pure wigeon]

So I was in my rat form on my male druid character when I read this. And I noticed something, suddenly. My rat belly grew. Every step became labored, then I noticed his feet were swollen, weird; but it can be chalked up to the intensity of your words. Now I have noticed that his belly is dragging on the crypts floor! A dragging sound now echoes on the walls of the crypts. As my (male) rat proceeded down the hallway, I noticed that there is a milk trail behind him. He is leaving milk trails on the dungeon floor! Only then did I realize that your post, has made my male rat form: PREGRAT 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

[burnt turtle]

Say damn right, right now

Commie.

[signal plank]

15 days to just put people playing solo with other people playing solo bro

[raven fable]

Where do you live? Look for 2nd hand MOBO that work with the rest of your components

[fiery pier]

Hell nah

Also when arena.

[devout grail]

It has to be a full cpu, ram, mobo upgrade. There's nothing else I can upgrade to. I'm not spending more money when my PC functions still and played the game fine. I have other priorities

[soft junco]

this gotta be the hardest self snitch of not actually playing the game because it says it right there ingame

[vale crow]

Are you surprised

[obtuse valley]

turle soup?

🤤

[fiery pier]

brother, it said it releases in a few hours until patch, why would i believe the in game counter.

They could have just like, opened arena and deleted the rank when they are done in 2031.

Also wdym self snitch xD

[oak ember]

Man, fire colosus kicking my ass, im just not catching his one footed stomps in time

[granite lark]

Its cause 2h wep and rangers overdraw is broken

[granite lark]

It says 7 days

[obtuse valley]

imagine us was america and they had milking pregnant goblin competition 🤤

[fiery pier]

I know. Man i took a week off with a friend to play arena when it dropped. It didnt.

[obtuse valley]

some country just don't do people want

me live in big country and never see pregnant goblin

bad country bro

[drowsy valley]

maybe they just dont see the cons

[fiery pier]

Pegnarf gublin go harb

[signal plank]

in game it says 7 days but in the announcement they said its on the 29th

[drowsy valley]

who got the goblin pregnant?

[fiery pier]

Sus

[obtuse valley]

oh damn you right

i must make goblin pregnant and show pros

pros of pregnancy in goblins

[fiery pier]

Furries are nothing compared to this

[obtuse valley]

🤤

[fiery pier]

Pegrency is not fun, not even for gublens

[obtuse valley]

big goblin if pregnant be big baby bro

🐉

[fiery pier]

Pregnante goblum is pain

[obtuse valley]

you mind lost?! pregnant goblin in game be good

milk competition

[fiery pier]

Where pros?

[obtuse valley]

and goblin son

[fiery pier]

Elaborate.

[obtuse valley]

milk free goblin son fight people and more pregnant goblin

[fiery pier]

What if they add goblum that can get play pegnarf?

[obtuse valley]

insane milk off arena

[obtuse valley]

oh damn

[fiery pier]

Imagine going solo q with ur little goblur song

It very op, like hydra but it cost milk

[wraith fulcrum]

🤨

[fiery pier]

not health

[oak ember]

this chat is not ok

[fiery pier]

It is not

[obtuse valley]

i will consider buying pregnant dlc

[fiery pier]

thats what i was trying to point out

[wraith fulcrum]

💀

[obtuse valley]

An absolutely normal chat. Pregnancy is a part of life, you can't escape it.

[fiery pier]

But he has a point. We have cock in game

when pegnarf

[wraith fulcrum]

Sdf say no preg gobo

[obtuse valley]

A pregnant goblin was destined to be in the game.

[obtuse valley]

cock competition too bro

[wraith fulcrum]

you guys dont listen right?

[fiery pier]

Peregenancy should be hard in game tho

Im sorry, i can't read.

[obtuse valley]

imagine cock fighting competition and then boom you got cock big and ride it in dungeon and it breath fire

[fiery pier]

Can you explain in emoji?

[wraith fulcrum]

🥵

[fiery pier]

Ew, why u turned on?

[empty bane]

guys every day when I get home I always have liek some messages

[wraith fulcrum]

My handheld got hot

[fiery pier]

When child support in dark and darkness

[empty bane]

on here that are @s does anyone know how to look at them

[fiery pier]

U scroll very far.

u find

[empty bane]

I dont wanna do that its literally like 10,000 messages

[obtuse valley]

🫃 👉 🫦 👉 👩‍❤️‍👨 👉 🎊

[fiery pier]

Well that is on you

[wraith fulcrum]

🤨

[obtuse valley]

goblin pregnant make gam good

[empty bane]

How? I literally havent typed anything since

[fiery pier]

I dont see goblin

[empty bane]

cant I just do a search

[fiery pier]

I dont know man, discord is annoying as fuck. I always have 12738124 notifications and no idea whats going on.

[swift coral]

you can do mentions:generaljeeves or click the button shown in the screenshot im about to DM you

[obtuse valley]

no goblin emoji 😔

[fiery pier]

The true crime is not having a golbin emjoi

[obtuse valley]

true crime when pay for gaming and no pregnancy

[fiery pier]

Pergnancy pays for gaming for some people

[wraith fulcrum]

🤮

[obtuse valley]

mountain dew

[wraith fulcrum]

ashen dew

[fiery pier]

ITS CALLED GOBLUM CAVES FUCK

WHY IS NO ONE MAD ABOUT THE NAME

[wraith fulcrum]

ashen thingy

[fiery pier]

NOW U JUST TRIGGERING PEOPLE

[wraith fulcrum]

no point

[vale crow]

I wish I could fill a goblins cave

[fiery pier]

First they remove ogblin cvase and then they delay arena.

Game cooked

[obtuse valley]

name goblin cave but cant get in the goblin's cave

[wraith fulcrum]

ashen thingy

[fiery pier]

Ima slap the ash outta ur thingy

[wraith fulcrum]

🥵

[obtuse valley]

🤤

[fiery pier]

[prime depot]

so no one has done the dark ritual room quest?

[fiery pier]

The what now?

[devout grail]

Guess not

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm no room i guess

[obtuse valley]

no one got goblin pregnant son

[devout grail]

I thought it had a chance to spawn in Inferno still but seems no one's seeing it

[empty bane]

Nah does the GK room work or not?

[fiery pier]

Getting a goblum pergant is quite the dark ritual indeed

[empty bane]

no it isnt?

[pure wigeon]

hi cute bard kitten here lfg💗 can support u and play cleric sometimes 🦋 need tuff barb main to carry me in hr duos and give me all boss drops 🌸

dm if interested

[empty bane]

its the exact same as getting a hobgoblin pregnant

[fiery pier]

U do cock insert with little green men in a dungeon. Sounds dark ritualy to me

[swift coral]

🥀

[wraith fulcrum]

🤨

[empty bane]

i dont think that will work, but you can keep trying @fiery pier I personally dont Judge

[fiery pier]

Me neither.

[empty bane]

Bros out here just pumpin them goblins for the love of the game

amazing

[burnt turtle]

IF YOU WERE RAISED ON BOLOGNA DRANK PEPSI, PLAYED ON THE BOLOGNA, GOT YOUR BUTT DRANK, HAD 3 PICKUPTRUCKS, AND A OUTSIDE HOSE, and school started with "THE SPANK", had a PICKUP TRUCK, rode in the back of the creek, and recorded SONGS FROM THE ANTENNA, and drank PEPSI FROM THE HOSE in the CREEK, said sir and RADIO... and you still turned out allright... say DAMN RIGHT!!

🦅

[fiery pier]

Nono, thats shitosaurus

[wraith fulcrum]

[obtuse valley]

goblin pregnancy ❤️ make me live☺️ only thing lighting up the dark day 😳 but paul dont add goblin pregnancy 😔 so my life sad😫 if they add pregnant goblin 🫣 everyone get belly clapping sound in dungeon 🤤 and milking competition 😱

[burnt turtle]

🇺🇸

[empty bane]

god damn the cancer of the modersation

auto moderstation

not regular moldestra

[wraith fulcrum]

welcome

[fiery pier]

Stop using bad words like segs

[burnt turtle]

Chat say DAMN RIGHT

[fiery pier]

Heck no

[obtuse valley]

Don't cuss guys. Cussing is bad.

[swift coral]

fuck

[fiery pier]

Cussing is a sin

[burnt turtle]

Buncha fuckin commies

[obtuse valley]

YOOOO

[empty bane]

its not even seggs words I dust lanted to all shitosaurus rex illage dioti

[obtuse valley]

Wtf dude

[swift coral]

YOOOOOOOO

[empty bane]

Ok go it through

[burnt turtle]

Can't say c h u d

Why

[empty bane]

Can not say duhc its true

[fiery pier]

because u a chicken

[wraith fulcrum]

[empty bane]

tried that one yeterday

[swift coral]

easy assumption to make

[empty bane]

aving ot acvitae Tink protocol

[fiery pier]

we can make big cock shoot milk but no chut allowed

[empty bane]

no my cock is massive and its producing every day

essence every where

[obtuse valley]

damn can we fight? cockfighting competition

[empty bane]

yes

and after you can show me your video game cockatrice

[wraith fulcrum]

nsfw

[fiery pier]

As long as u dont reproduce with goblums no body cares about cock

[empty bane]

actually illegal I think

[obtuse valley]

we do it in wild west style

[empty bane]

with the giant steam robot spider?

or that one tent with the Joker

[swift coral]

nobody has the right to stop two faustian bargained cockatrices from fighting, illegal as it may be

[fiery pier]

I want to see that.

[empty bane]

I have an issue

[obtuse valley]

when we stand and time go we pull the cock out and fighting

[wraith fulcrum]

:O

[empty bane]

I HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE

[fiery pier]

Game lagging again?

[empty bane]

We all know the Cockatrice is female

right?

[swift coral]

uh oh

[obtuse valley]

no way

[fiery pier]

Ima make her a cockatwice

[empty bane]

trice is more

[fiery pier]

Yes,

[swift coral]

that was a monumental hear me out

[empty bane]

also, maybe they arent all female, and only the female ones have eggs

[obtuse valley]

im hearing this guy out

[fiery pier]

Cockaonce incoming

[empty bane]

has anyone ever got a gas bag and an egg from the same cocaktrice?

[obtuse valley]

but if female then why cock

[empty bane]

EXCATLY

If female why plummage

[wraith fulcrum]

half half

[empty bane]

in Birds it is the Male who preens]

[swift coral]

has anyone seen paul and the midnight stag in the same module at the same time? no?

[fiery pier]

Maybe its not that deep

[wraith fulcrum]

half half

[empty bane]

Female birds = boring, ez camo, hide the nest, hide the baby

[fiery pier]

half and halfer

[obtuse valley]

it is if you think

[empty bane]

Male Bird = Look at me

[fiery pier]

I do not think, so im fine.

[obtuse valley]

if game no male cock then how egg?...

[empty bane]

Also

[swift coral]

No think, only Judge

[empty bane]

My cockatrices pronouns

[fiery pier]

I no judge people

[empty bane]

are they them

is this game owke?

[obtuse valley]

no no no no... paul... explain...

@neon lynx

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm

[fiery pier]

So, if you only have female chickens, they do not lay eggs?

[obtuse valley]

how if no male cock

[fiery pier]

Fuck i thought, sorry lads.

[swift coral]

warbone

[empty bane]

well they do, but they do it more if there are males

so given egg drop rate I think there are no males

[fiery pier]

So, thats why egg so rare

i get it now

[wraith fulcrum]

tbey can lay eggs but no chick

[empty bane]

so new patch =Henatrice

[swift coral]

then how did we hatch a cockatrice from one

[fiery pier]

What is the alchemist doing to male cock?

[wraith fulcrum]

homuculous

[empty bane]

NO< IT ALREADY HAD SEGGS

but where and when

what is the incubation period for the egg

[swift coral]

HandHeld is holding the answer dear and close

[fiery pier]

How can we not know thi

[obtuse valley]

how and why no backstory

[empty bane]

HBow do they make fertile

[wraith fulcrum]

you use you own juice

[fiery pier]

what is this game lore

[empty bane]

do they do it like fish? or does he have one like the duck

sudden new fear

[obtuse valley]

where nightmare male cock? how reproduce when breathing fire bro?

[empty bane]

kappa

[fiery pier]

I think the secret ingredient is crime.

[empty bane]

Maybe only males do fire

we need to look at the egg archive

[fiery pier]

Also pegnarf cock before goblum confirmed

[swift coral]

rest in peace to the dark and darker kappa emote

[obtuse valley]

but why name nightmare cockatrice

[empty bane]

look, this game makes you sound racist if you like it or not

[obtuse valley]

Yeah, true.

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm

[swift coral]

It's damn near a requirement to play in OCE it seems.

[fiery pier]

Wait u guys drive races?

Holy thats so cool

[wraith fulcrum]

xd

[fiery pier]

i wanted to become professional racist too, but i got accepted to art school

[wraith fulcrum]

.....

[obtuse valley]

oh man sad story

[fiery pier]

No racing for me

[empty bane]

no OCE is easy, you just start every conversation with Knee Highs, those guys love those little socks

then they are your best friend

[obtuse valley]

no worry everyone can be racist if try

[empty bane]

they never see the axe coming

[fiery pier]

I dont own a car

[obtuse valley]

your first car matter

[obtuse valley]

oh bro

[swift coral]

nah, they differentiate accents xD

[obtuse valley]

no dream? 😔

[fiery pier]

Because strangers keep stealing by job.

[empty bane]

cant even say anyhing nice now

or will sound creepy

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm

[obtuse valley]

and bad teach no let you be racist? racing got some competition

😔

[wraith fulcrum]

[fiery pier]

Mr Teacher was very mad about me racing during class

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm wtf xd

[fiery pier]

I want to drive race cars like all the famous professional racists.

What problem there is?

Cant a man dream?

[wraith fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/say-whaaat-gif-18261283115155956121

[fiery pier]

Why blue text?

I think i just downloaded virus, fml.

[wraith fulcrum]

probably

[fiery pier]

HandHeld haker, dont trust.

[wraith fulcrum]

no trust

[swift coral]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fiery pier]

Pls dont sell my naked pictures under market value

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm

[wraith fulcrum]

0.01$

[fiery pier]

Thats way above value, ur good g

OnlyCents.org

[wraith fulcrum]

was funny

have to go

[fiery pier]

Put ur cock away

STOP IT

[wraith fulcrum]

have a crear day/night

great

[fiery pier]

u2 bby

[devout grail]

Day 23 without High Roller…

The gameplay loop genuinely feels unfinished right now.

Spawn default kit.
Survive PvP.
Extract good gear.
Store it forever because HR still doesn’t exist.

Most boss rooms sit empty in Squire Royale, and unless you make it all the way to Inferno you probably won’t even see Demon Overseer.

And while TPM, Secure Boot, and HVCI definitely help make cheating harder, they also clearly haven’t eliminated cheating entirely.

So now older incompatible hardware players are locked out of HR while the anti-cheat arms race keeps going anyway.

Please reconsider the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI requirement changes so progression and endgame content can matter again.

[fiery pier]

Yap

[empty bane]

next patch due to the success of the TPM roll out we are moving it to all modes

[fiery pier]

They liked the engagement with high roller

[swift coral]

As time goes on, that post gets shorter and shorter, by next week it'll just be a couple of sentences, o7, brave soldier

[wraith fulcrum]

be me huy a handheld device with tpm and shit

Xd

[fiery pier]

I want arena.

[wraith fulcrum]

darky on the go

is funny

[empty bane]

does steam deck do it?

[coral spear]

We still got another week before arena opens up?

[empty bane]

or still no linux

[swift coral]

money spent on a handheld could probably buy like 3 motherboard/cpu/ram bundles in this economy

[wraith fulcrum]

idm

[fiery pier]

RAM is expensive af

[wraith fulcrum]

idk mine is w11

[swift coral]

Have you seen the price of handhelds? 😅

[empty bane]

you handheld or your steam deck?

[swift coral]

the steamdecks all went out of stock

[fiery pier]

I bought 64gb of ram 2 years ago for 150€. It was 700€ some weeks ago

[wraith fulcrum]

rog ally

[empty bane]

it runs win11?

[slender moth]

surely theyll fix dark tavern master quest at patch tn reight?

[wraith fulcrum]

yep

[noble drum]

Why does my game just close randomly now wtf?

[empty bane]

nice, does it have like a special version

I am waiting for K2 before switching my pc to windows 11

[swift coral]

bought oled steam deck before they all sold out, definitely dont regret

[empty bane]

I have used it like 9 times

but I got it for when flying/staying on lan

[swift coral]

moonlight/apollo goes brr

or whatever its called

[wraith fulcrum]

i think they are working on a fix for the steamdeck but im not sure

[empty bane]

I love it tho

[swift coral]

before i upgraded my main pc i could play cyberpunk maxed out at 90hz streamed to the deck

at like 300mbs+ bitrate

[empty bane]

oh yeah

I have steam link

you know they patched it like last week

stopped making them like 10 years ago

still updating

[swift coral]

Steam link is alright, havent tried it recently though

[fiery pier]

I have a steam link too, i used it once. Didnt really work.

Now its a paperweight.

[swift coral]

apollo once configured is great

[empty bane]

did you use it wired?

[fiery pier]

I tried both ways.

My router was probably just shit.

[empty bane]

I dunno we do a lot of steam play together in the house

and send it to steam link for tv/couch play

[fiery pier]

It was ass when i got it, but great to know its working 10 years later.

[empty bane]

crazy i got mine for like $5

[swift coral]

does steam link support HDR streaming to steam deck?
looking it up and it looks like a no

[fiery pier]

I got mine for free.

[empty bane]

well it came with a game

that was $5

so technically free

also why would oyu steam link to the deck?

or you mean from the deck?

[swift coral]

to the

[empty bane]

explain

[swift coral]

I used it to finish cyberpunk 2077 in comfort lol
I preferred the oled screen, enjoyed story more that way

1280x800, easy to max the settings out, where I couldnt at 1440p

[empty bane]

ye, when I am in hotel I plug in keyboard mouse and tv

[swift coral]

mmm i do prefer the more the more lightweight games

[empty bane]

it can handle dota2 quite well

good for like hades/sf/soul calnur

and any of the platformers

[burnt turtle]

IF YOU WERE RAISED ON BOLOGNA DRANK PEPSI, PLAYED ON THE BOLOGNA, GOT YOUR BUTT DRANK, HAD 3 PICKUPTRUCKS, AND A OUTSIDE HOSE, and school started with "THE SPANK", had a PICKUP TRUCK, rode in the back of the creek, and recorded SONGS FROM THE ANTENNA, and drank PEPSI FROM THE HOSE in the CREEK, said sir and RADIO... and you still turned out allright... say DAMN RIGHT!!

[swift coral]

i set up mtg forge, magic the gathering client, has an adventure mode thing, is pretty fun and works well on the deck, just annoying to install
bet the battery would last a good while playing it

[iron tree]

eyo, what is "Fabric Shears"?

[empty bane]

trying to get DaD on the deck during the torrent period

[fiery pier]

Scissors you cut fabric with. Tailors use these.

[burnt turtle]

There's a really old MTG card game alla the Pokémon tcg game on gameboy for PC. its abandonware now and you can download it for free. Its really good.

Its the first 3 sets.

Think black lotus and all that

Or if you're an asshore like me, Blue Flood.

[swift coral]

lol

im pretty new to it, the adventure mode thingo was a good way to learn how to play

[burnt turtle]

I think ProJared did a let's play of it if you wanna check it out

[swift coral]

learned quick that people do not like blue

[burnt turtle]

Blue/white is the most hated combo in mtg history

[swift coral]

cheers, might check it out
I think he has an adventure mode playthrough too

[empty bane]

more hated than Axe deck in artifact?

[burnt turtle]

Nothing is more annoying than counterspell/circle of protection color decks

[swift coral]

idk man scute swarm players kinda deserve to go up against a blue white deck so fair's fair

[azure snow]

Aye yo jit

[burnt turtle]

Oh fuck its nick

IF YOU WERE RAISED ON BOLOGNA DRANK PEPSI, PLAYED ON THE BOLOGNA, GOT YOUR BUTT DRANK, HAD 3 PICKUPTRUCKS, AND A OUTSIDE HOSE, and school started with "THE SPANK", had a PICKUP TRUCK, rode in the back of the creek, and recorded SONGS FROM THE ANTENNA, and drank PEPSI FROM THE HOSE in the CREEK, said sir and RADIO... and you still turned out allright... say DAMN RIGHT!!

[jaunty aurora]

is the tavern master quest to find the "Dark Ritual Room" Bugged???

[azure snow]

U know 👁🫦👁

[swift coral]

Any room can be a dark ritual room, all you need to do is turn off all the lights.

[fiery pier]

And perform a dark ritual.

[lapis birch]

Stand back I'm performing

[fiery pier]

Why the goblin pregnant sir?

[burnt turtle]

Did you know burritos ain't from mehico

But from California

[young flax]

ill pya someone 5k to kill warlord for me for the quest. Whisper BrandonIsBadAtThis

[snow stream]

Chicken

[fiery pier]

Chicken, fuck america.

[burnt turtle]

Condo owner

No

[empty bane]

isnt most of california in mexico

[burnt turtle]

Love America

[trail sage]

500k then we got a deal

[fiery pier]

Love america tenderly, with passion.

[burnt turtle]

an iffen you dont like it you can GEEEEEEEEEET OUT

[fiery pier]

Brother you keep bringing up american pride shit.

[burnt turtle]

Im proud

[fiery pier]

Thats cool.

[azure snow]

Bet cash app me 5k

[fiery pier]

Now send more rockets to some country across the globe.

[azure snow]

Yea blow em up yet yet yet yeee...

[empty bane]

was tjhere a[ patrch?

[burnt turtle]

Might f e n t lean on a hoverboard see where I end up waking up in this great nation idk

[fiery pier]

Make them disappear

Thats a good idea bro

Also storm the capitol

while ur at it

[swift coral]

I'd pay good money to see this lmfao

[azure snow]

F E N T

[burnt turtle]

Back to back world war champs these colors dont run

AMERICA #1

AMERICAN PRRRRIIIIIIIIDE

[azure snow]

Hooraaaahhh

[burnt turtle]

AMERICAAAAAAAA

[fiery pier]

Easy to say if ur not on the continent the war is happening, right.

[azure snow]

🇺🇸

[burnt turtle]

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

COMIN TO SAVE THE MOTHAFUCKIN DAAYAY

[fiery pier]

I SMELL FREEDOM

[azure snow]

PRAISE THE CONSTITUTION

[fiery pier]

I mean gunpowder.

[burnt turtle]

everyone hates America because theyre not America. They want to the protagonists. Step aside, side character, America is here

[azure snow]

TRY AND BREAK INTO MY HOUSE 💥💥💥☠️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫵😎

[burnt turtle]

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[azure snow]

"Bald eagle screetch"

[burnt turtle]

🇺🇸

[fiery pier]

Right, elect fucking tv stars as president and tax the entire world. To bad ur people pay the taxes, because thats how international trade works.

[burnt turtle]

I bet you got an iPhone

[granite lark]

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[burnt turtle]

Thanks America.

[granite lark]

Android gang

[fiery pier]

LPhone

[burnt turtle]

I bet you got a Microsoft compoota

Thanks america

[granite lark]

Dont support outsourced slavery. Be man enough to do it to your own ppl

[burnt turtle]

Hey dont forget to thank an American today

[fiery pier]

No computer is from microsoft.

[burnt turtle]

🦅

[azure snow]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[eternal knoll]

🔥 🦅 🔥

[azure snow]

Yeeehaw

"Bald eagle screetch""Bald eagle screetch""Bald eagle screetch"

[empty bane]

so bougie using blue campies

[fiery pier]

Gunshots

[burnt turtle]

you just got soft hands boy.

We got tough leather American hands

[azure snow]

Boy got sissy hands son

[burnt turtle]

🇺🇸 🦅

[jaunty aurora]

anyone know how to explore teh "darkl ritual room"?

[fiery pier]

U couldnt punch your way out of a paper bag.

[burnt turtle]

God you're so mad right now

[azure snow]

Get it

[burnt turtle]

Probably because you're not in the best country on earth

[drowsy valley]

fun fact most people struggle to do that in general

[fiery pier]

No im having the time of my life ❤️

[azure snow]

Stinky non American

[fiery pier]

Thats bullshit.

[burnt turtle]

OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[azure snow]

Probably a POOJEET

[burnt turtle]

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

[fiery pier]

I seen it tested.

[drifting elbow]

what the fuck happend to the leather smith quests lol

[burnt turtle]

WHAT SO PROOOOUDLY

WE HAILED

IN THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

[fiery pier]

Chicken

[burnt turtle]

WHOOOOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS

[azure snow]

Say, can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming?
And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

[drifting elbow]

there were 3 new quests, i completed one last night, and the other 2 are literally gone

[empty bane]

did they up the drop rate of arcane essence unique?

[drowsy valley]

look up myth busters paper bag

[drifting elbow]

i can craft rubysilver gear now in leathersmith

[burnt turtle]

Brother you're never gonna reduce my American pride. Love it.

[fiery pier]

See if i post my countries anthem ppl would be fkn mad about it.

[burnt turtle]

Why would I care

[azure snow]

Cuz yours sucks

[burnt turtle]

Land of the free

[granite lark]

🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[fiery pier]

I know. They did it. Easy.

[burnt turtle]

Freedom baybee

[drowsy valley]

they did not do it easy lol

[azure snow]

FUKYEA

[fiery pier]

Cuz part of mine is illegal today.

[granite lark]

Pay taxes to kill middle east kids. God bless america

[fiery pier]

They did, without the gloves.

[drowsy valley]

they struggles for a few minutes then finally broke out when the paper bag began to rinkle

[azure snow]

Get this moochaco

[fiery pier]

Brother i seen it last night. Check it.

[drowsy valley]

I just watched it lol

[azure snow]

Lamigras lamigras

[fiery pier]

Watch again when he takes off the gloves.

[swift coral]

AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
WE'VE GOLDEN SOIL AND WEALTH FOR TOIL
OUR HOME IS GIRT BY SEA
OUR LAND ABOUNDS IN NATURES GIFTS
OF BEAUTY RICH AND RARE
IN HISTORYS PAGE, LET EVERY STAGE
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
IN JOYFUL STRAINS THEN LET US SING
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
🇦🇺

[azure snow]

Say, can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming?
And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

[swift coral]

also our eagle is way more badass than yours

[fiery pier]

My eagle was illegal for some time.

[azure snow]

Ausse aight u cool

[fiery pier]

Urs eats fish.

[swift coral]

If you think the bald eagle comes even a centimeter close to the Wedged tailed eagle, you are sadly mistaken.

[burnt turtle]

Fuck those kids

[azure snow]

MY EAGLE EATS PUSSAY

👁️ 🫦

[burnt turtle]

HELL YEAH AUSTRALLIA

[azure snow]

👁️

[burnt turtle]

YOUR WOMEN MAKE ME HAPPY

[azure snow]

MY SON LOVES BLUEY

[burnt turtle]

RIPPER LEGENDS ALL OF THEM

[azure snow]

So YALL AIGHT

[burnt turtle]

BINDI IS TIGHT AS FUUUUUCK

[swift coral]

IRWINNING

[azure snow]

PASS THE PARSALL

[viscid dew]

anyone up fpr some games just made new acc to level up have played plenty before

[swift coral]

🗣️

[sudden hatch]

very australian patriotic chat i like it

[empty bane]

yo what discord am in here

can we chillax a little

[fiery pier]

Why, are u cheater?

[azure snow]

🙌

[swift coral]

Australian language chat leaking out into tavern chat, didnt think i would see the day

[azure snow]

LET ME GET SOME PAVLOVA

[burnt turtle]

Fackin toss me a beer, fackin drop bear fell in me ute

[drowsy valley]

nothing I can find online shows them taking off their gloves off

[fiery pier]

Honestly, the only great thing america made is mac and cheese.

[burnt turtle]

I LOVE PERTH

[viscid dew]

on the beers anddd bumps ill chew anyones ear off while i mssak a mmeat pie and a ciggy at servo

[fiery pier]

But hell mac and cheese are good.

[azure snow]

I COULD USE A BUMP OR 2 RN

[drowsy valley]

so the phone in your pocket just means nothing to yo

[swift coral]

West coast best coast

[young flax]

someone kill warlord for me ill give you a pelt

[sudden hatch]

yooou faaaackin

[drowsy valley]

we also invented the light bulb lol

[azure snow]

GULF COAST WE GET IT

[drowsy valley]

oh and dont forget the computer youre playing on

[azure snow]

GULF OF AMERICA 🇺🇸

[drowsy valley]

we invented that too

[empty bane]

wait

didnt britain invent mac and cheese

in like the middle ages

[azure snow]

Yea the nasty version

[drowsy valley]

no italians did

[empty bane]

nah

[burnt turtle]

We invented half the shit you enjoy every day and if not we probably invented the precursor

AMERICA BAYBEE

[swift coral]

No, the americans were just the first to patent it

[empty bane]

Italians only invent good food my friend

[burnt turtle]

START. YOUR. ENGINES

[drowsy valley]

well you snooze you lose

[burnt turtle]

AMERICA!! WE ALSO LOVE AUSTRALIA

[azure snow]

RUE PAULS DRAG RACE

[swift coral]

Too true

[fiery pier]

Well they took off the gloves for the last round and it took him 3 punches. aboout 40 minutes into the episode.

[arctic kite]

no way u are still here crying ur life must be amazing

[swift coral]

Australia, the lovable lapdog

[fiery pier]

A million people invented the light bulb. Its also illegal where i live.

[burnt turtle]

Naw Australia rules.

If I had to pick any other country id go there.

[drowsy valley]

so what youre telling me is he still struggled?

[fiery pier]

Im not crying at all brother. Im also back.

[fiery pier]

He didnt.

[swift coral]

The country is beautiful, the people too.
Our government? hoo boy

[drowsy valley]

if it took him 3 punches yes he did lol

[fiery pier]

Well, id not call that "most people would struggle with it"

[burnt turtle]

Dude same in America.

Im a proud American, doesn't mean I like our politicians.

Eat the rich.

[viscid dew]

biggest issue with Australia is its like 400 for a decent bag

[drowsy valley]

well you can call a hamburger a hotdog that doesnt mean its true

[fiery pier]

I wonder whos voting for the people that do the politics. or right.

[swift coral]

kek

[fiery pier]

The american way.

[burnt turtle]

This dude definitely got his town JDAM'd

[drowsy valley]

beef is mid eat more chicken

[viscid dew]

anything under cut to shit

[drowsy valley]

sorry chicken

but ur just so delicous

[fiery pier]

What in the coke chat

[drowsy valley]

coke is nasty

pepsi is best

[fiery pier]

Yeah

[drowsy valley]

well sprite is best but best cola is pepsi

[viscid dew]

courage in a bag

[fiery pier]

Yeah man, some people seem to need it.

Fucking crackheads.

[viscid dew]

anyone esle remember how cute tony abbbot was

absolute stallion he was

[drowsy valley]

who

[viscid dew]

we jjust need to get Bob Katter and Pauline Hanson to have a child it would be like the chosen one

[pure wigeon]

goblin pregnancy ❤️ make me live☺️ only thing lighting up the dark day 😳 but paul dont add goblin pregnancy 😔 so my life sad😫 if they add pregnant goblin 🫣 everyone get belly clapping sound in dungeon 🤤 and milking competition 😱

[fiery pier]

Finally, chat back to normal.

Make Goblum Pegnarf!

[pure wigeon]

Judge does NOT miss

[viscid dew]

https://youtu.be/_ih1EuMLspY?si=azplj7N3pHuayTAO

[swift coral]

Sad honestly, how it turns people, not the users but the people they share with

[fiery pier]

Oh ive seen it do wild things to people, its no bueno

I met some people that done that shit for 20 years.

[swift coral]

😇 let a thousand blossoms bloom ☺️

👿 BUT I AINT SPENDING ANY TIME ON IT👹

[viscid dew]

@swift coral Dont SSay that cause iv Punched ppl in that mouth for saying that

[swift coral]

for saying what now

[fiery pier]

ppl in their mid 50s with the mental capacity of 14yo.

[misty ridge]

Rome 👿👹

[fiery pier]

But the worst is the teenagers taking that shit ngl.

[empty bane]

ahlf the people you meet have sub 100 iq

not me I work at CERN

[fiery pier]

Whatever man said, i will say it again.

[pulsar cove]

back to back raids with zero modules that spawn dreadspine

this quest is so dumb

[drowsy valley]

im about to uninstall

why the fuck is the game so laggy this season

like its unplayable

[empty bane]

lmao happened to me, and when it did spawn like 20 people were contestign it

[fiery pier]

I had the same problem. I did some shit that didnt work, but dlss helped for me. Didnt have to use it last season.

[viscid dew]

https://youtu.be/UZAZo0-6jf8?si=rx6z1HIetF58zrOF

[drowsy valley]

ive tried everything under the sun to fix it and nothing works

[swift coral]

That was my reason for mentioning the sharing
sharing/having is leverage

[empty bane]

ping and the new security features are taking their toll

[wheat smelt]

Blatant cheaters in norms i guess. done

[empty bane]

on older pcs especially

[sturdy sail]

yoo, how expensive is viola compared to cinder_

[swift coral]

my bad king, lacked ball knowledge

[pulsar cove]

they're way too rare for a quest to be locked behind a legendary drop from them. im not even trying to do that quest i just need to kill one for leathersmith

[empty bane]

ye do it in SR maybe

[drowsy valley]

way too fucking much, like I cant fucking play the game because its so laggy, I lose every fight to the fucking servers not even other people

[fiery pier]

I reset my nvdia settings, turned off some windows gaming shit, i think full screen or windowed optimization. Turned everything to low and enabled dlss.

[viscid dew]

@swift coral whats your dis channel 😛

[pulsar cove]

why

[drowsy valley]

I dont got a nvdia card otherwise id do that

[swift coral]

you listen to $iggy Rett$ bro?

[empty bane]

cause you can do other fun stuff and maybe you find it organically

and quickly kill it with your team

[pulsar cove]

eh

[fiery pier]

Its not really sharing, its making people addicts so ur not alone.

[pulsar cove]

im a solo hr player i just want spec bag crafts

[fiery pier]

FSR could help. Also i think gpu scheduling i disabled.

Man i seen some 16yo ppl lose touch with life over this powder.

[pulsar cove]

it'll take longer in squire royale

[empty bane]

ye prolly

it will spawn soon there are 4 spots

[pulsar cove]

4? i only know 2

[empty bane]

which 2 do you know

[fiery pier]

Yeah there are 4, i cant really name the rooms, but i can think of 4. The one room that only has a big stair leading up to the spire for example.

[drowsy valley]

someone make paul remove this HR verification bullshit

[empty bane]

Well Sanctum, Miniwheel

[drowsy valley]

idc if he added it or not hes responsible because I said so

[pulsar cove]

theres the one that can be a dreadspine or a wraith i believe its a 50/50 and then the a big room with shrines on the outside and health shrine at top

thats the only 2 i know

[empty bane]

Then the One with the weird in and out and two bits udner

with the pear in the corner room

also I think Wraith lair can spawn it

its a 50/.50 tho

there is one more actually

let me check the map 2 seconds

[visual plover]

what does wyvern drop for artifacts?

[empty bane]

Death Hall

[pulsar cove]

well im on my 3rd attempt im going down

let me see a dreadspine lol

[empty bane]

Old Tomb as well I think

[pulsar cove]

those must be all 50/50 then

[empty bane]

Old tomb is 1/3

mini wheel is 100%

sanctum is 100%

death hall is 1/4

eh 1/3

[vestal obsidian]

2% mag dam or +1 magic dam for a arcaane hood on wiz?

[agile swan]

for adventure mode, do you get 100% of your gear back everytime you die?

[empty bane]

ye

wellllll

you dont get like pickaxe and stuff

[elfin totem]

guys i downloaded game on steam and want to link my old account, where do i get the code from ?

[empty bane]

website#

[agile swan]

but basically everything else?

like gear/weaps

[empty bane]

pretty much

you gotta pay tho

more gold per quality of geaar

[agile swan]

ahh

[pulsar cove]

whats mini wheel

[burnt turtle]

@swift coral I would Crack a fosters with you

[pulsar cove]

not familiar with that module

[fallen glacier]

a circle shaped mod but its not the big one

[agile swan]

whats the strat to learn bosses? do i just run norms with squire

or pve

[elfin totem]

what website, i cant find my code

[fallen glacier]

squire HR and A LOT of dying

you dont wanna learn normal bossd then go to high roller just to have to re learn

[agile swan]

oh are they not similar? :o

[pulsar cove]

is it on ruins or crypt

[fallen glacier]

Crypt

[empty bane]

Uh you come in from 1 of 4 doors, there is a chest in the middle, 2 mummies spawn when you walk near, along the edges there is a skeleton crossbowman and a skeleton mage, below is an altar of res, and a wraith, its on some stairs, that will also spawn some mummies. there is a circular staircase connecting the floors and also some wooden ladders, there is a central chamber with a skeleton champion 3 skullbats and 2 big chests

The skeleton champion is a Dreadspine now

[fallen glacier]

@agile swan they are very similair but HR bosses usually have a HR only moveset and more HP and are faster

so better to learn them at their best

[pulsar cove]

ohhh x room

thats what i call it

[empty bane]

yea

[agile swan]

Which bosses should I be learning first aside from gobby cave stuff

[swift coral]

If you're fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown aussie, this is what you'd have for breakfast you fuckin dog {redacted]
a fuckin VB LOONNGNECK, at twenty to eight in the fuckin mornin, get that up ya 🍻

[sudden hatch]

spec knight and ghost king

[fallen glacier]

@agile swan lich ghost king and bladehand

easiest ones

[empty bane]

did they say how many mystery rooms there are?#

I think are up to 5 that I know of

[burnt turtle]

WE'RE GOIN TO MACCAS

[agile swan]

tytys

[fallen glacier]

good luck

riches await you

[agile swan]

fighter is the bossing class right? with longsword

[empty bane]

nah Halberd is betetr for most bosses

[fallen glacier]

you can boss on any class

[empty bane]

and prolly lock

[wide rampart]

guys on the map select why for frost mountain and ashen range is it only "2 3" for the levels? do the numbers indicate loot value or something

[burnt turtle]

All classes is bossing class

[agile swan]

oh

[burnt turtle]

Except maybe mayge

[fallen glacier]

yea never boss with wizard lmao

[empty bane]

they are levle 2 and 3 of the map

[wide rampart]

so wheres 1

[obtuse valley]

mayge solos wtf

[burnt turtle]

Mage solos are fun. Bossing is not. One tap rip 20k

[empty bane]

The level 1 guy left

[green falcon]

the dark ritual room quest, still bugged?

[fallen glacier]

no i completed it

[green falcon]

How

D:

[fallen glacier]

went into dark ritual room

[empty bane]

Every day, Level 1 guy would design fantastic level 1s for the maps, and every day SFD would come to him and say 'Where is quiver!?!?'

[obtuse valley]

you not know mayge like that bro 🙏

[empty bane]

Eventuallyh level 1 guy just left, to make his own game, called Ark Raiders

[empty bane]

its GK room

like you guys think they have the power to spawn a different boss in the same room

but actually they just made an identical copy of the room

and set it up for that boss

[green falcon]

So, if the gk spawns in crypts, that room should be the Dark Ritual room?

[empty bane]

I think so

I am 9% sure

[green falcon]

thats enough for me

[young flax]

paying a troll pelt for someone to kill warlord for me dm me

[empty bane]

if this guy isnt lying

Bro warlord is easy to kill now

they giga nerfed all the mobs

just go to dungeon pve, and make party title 'Giga Chads killing Warlord'

and wait

If you build it, they will come

[burnt turtle]

Yall better love America or imma call Large Lawrence to come deal with yall.

[azure snow]

Wym he e z

[empty bane]

Nah America low key cringe now, Iran my new best friend

[burnt turtle]

Iran is pretty hot rn tbh

[green falcon]

u will be KFC soon

[azure snow]

Hell naw get this dirt man

[pulsar cove]

3rd and 4th attempt have been fails now

[empty bane]

Trump is a real MIGA

[pulsar cove]

WHERE ARE THOU DREADSPINEEEE

[thorn marlin]

hello everyone i just got a leviathan with 2 add weapon dmg, 2% phys dmg bonus and 2% mag dmg bonus. can anyone tell me how much to maybe sell for

[empty bane]

28000

is it still bugged?

[green falcon]

Death Hall
Sanctum
Mini Wheel

[smoky gust]

what is strength cap?

[pulsar cove]

i know but i never get the modules :c

[green falcon]

i tried 5 times

[burnt turtle]

I got him accidentally first try

I thought he was inferno

[pulsar cove]

my 5th attempt just now still none

and to think you need its legendary drop for a quest

[empty bane]

drops a lot

[pulsar cove]

im just gonna buy it but i need this leathersmith kill :c

[empty bane]

first thing I bought when the market opened

[burnt turtle]

Guys the government doesn't want you to know this but you can just take the ducks from the park home for free.

[green falcon]

and i entered the ghost king room

still no Dark Ritual room, sadge

[empty bane]

fk ru serious

it doesnt have the lights n o more?

[elfin wraith]

are leathersmith the only quests we get this week?

[empty bane]

mabye they have new tech

you want MOIRE?1

I just want a mini patcch

[woeful ravine]

Which quest is Wenchless? i need to complete it before the first Goblin quest but i cant find it in any merchant quests

[empty bane]

to fix quest dark ritual

[devout grail]

Day 23 without High Roller…

Right now the progression loop feels backwards.

Spawn default kit.
Fight nonstop PvP.
Extract amazing gear.
Never actually use it for anything meaningful.

Most boss rooms in Squire Royale are just empty space now, and Demon Overseer only exists if you survive long enough to make it all the way to Inferno.

And while TPM, Secure Boot, and HVCI absolutely help raise the barrier against cheating, they also clearly haven’t fully stopped cheating altogether.

So now older incompatible hardware players are locked out of HR while the anti-cheat battle continues anyway.

Please reconsider the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI requirement changes so progression, bossing, and endgame farming can actually matter again.

[pulsar cove]

OOOOHH I GOT THE SPAWN

time to zoom there

[empty bane]

gl sorry about th ejuicer barb

[drifting scaffold]

It’s tavern master I think? try darkanddarkertracker

[rose kayak]

So if you can only Enhance equipment you've Found is there even any point to lower level Workshop unlocks or is it basically only of any use once you're able to craft Uniques

[woeful ravine]

oh u are right, ty!

[drifting scaffold]

enhance a found blue 3/3 into a purple is nice

DIY arena kit

[rose kayak]

Okay fair
Can at least be used to attempt arena pieces I suppose

[drifting scaffold]

a few 3/3 +1 gem and you’re on your way

[empty bane]

yoiu can buy any quality of the crafted gear now

and reroll it

OMG

[drifting scaffold]

I think most ppl use it to reroll crafted gear tho

[pulsar cove]

GOT HIM

[empty bane]

gg

did you get the potion as well?

for the sauce

[pulsar cove]

NAUR

I HAVE TO KILL WARLORD

[empty bane]

GOOD LUCK FINDING WARLORD BRO

[pulsar cove]

i know how to do him but solo is tough

[empty bane]

5 Raids in a row LICH

what class are you/

[pulsar cove]

is he required for the bag

[empty bane]

He is required for the bag sadly

[pulsar cove]

i can play anything if im gonna fight warlord prolly warlock

so i can flame walk the mobs

[empty bane]

yeah warlock is good choice

flamewalk/parry

[pulsar cove]

or i could mika vista cleric with smite

might do that actually

[empty bane]

yeah cleric is fun to do it with

I like to run a wrath for that

better blocks

[burnt turtle]

Perish

👁️ 👄 👁️

[green falcon]

i have to kill warlord and lich, 3 times in a row GK, fk this sht

[cursive adder]

Anyone know if the gilden skeleton is coming back to the shop?

[granite lark]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYkKuyIRik8/?igsh=bGpudm0zb281cDNl

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

@burnt turtle

[granite lark]

It was a season rewaed. Never available in shop

Never will be

You join the discord just to ask that ? Lol

[cursive adder]

Wait really? I didnt see it in the season awards, which one was it?

[granite lark]

Season 5 for twitch drops or rewards. Dont remember

[pure wigeon]

We lost a real one

ApeBiogenesis come back

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[drifting scaffold]

truly shocked bro lasted as long as he did. basically pve only otherwise sat in gathering hall and discord all day

[pure wigeon]

[frail karma]

just a heads up acidz cleric is a teamer in hr

[granite lark]

Wait. He got his druid level 999 in pve? Lmao

Or whatever the fu k he was

[drifting scaffold]

yeah or mostly from chatting with him

[worn bronze]

Wait what happened to em?