the-tavern

[azure lark]

u running the 3 true perk if not then rip i be 1 taping plate fighters

[elfin sail]

Ur a ranger u should have more ms then him

[wild brook]

they have whole teams on chinese, esp and holding expressman lolol

[cedar igloo]

yeah i try but some oif them are rly fast even when i am 105% speed

fighter is hard to kill to

barbarians are the easiest i even fight them with my spear xd

[elfin sail]

Kite and hit ur shots

[cedar igloo]

i just parry these barbarians

[azure lark]

if you got enough power and the true perk u pretty much 1 tap anything add some pen and its gg

[cedar igloo]

yeah but fighter is not that hard like warlock

i have problems to find good longbows...

[azure lark]

squire to rich go down archers

[elfin sail]

Hey my friend who has no clue what he’s doing most of the time has one shot atleast 10 people with overdraw and multi shot mostly plate

[azure lark]

i have like 8 purple 5 gold

[elfin sail]

You’ll one shot if u hit all 5 in their head

[azure lark]

ya my long bow shotgun hitting around 600 or more if hit all head

[elfin sail]

Yeah

[cedar igloo]

i kill a lot of them too but sometimes there is a good warlock who doesnt care because he is fat full armored and geared af. he just block the multishot somehow with his halbert or mabye just 2 or 3 shots and im loosing then xd

[elfin sail]

Have to be closer to him

[azure lark]

put the bow in them

pretty much cant block that

[cedar igloo]

not too close because sometimes they crouching quickly left and right its impossible to hit

while blocking with halbert

[worn bronze]

Aim for center mass

[elfin sail]

Even if that’s the case though ur still a ranger and you don’t only have ur abilities, you have really good movespeed, and ur easy to kite with

[cedar igloo]

i aim down the head l

sometimes i even jump so i hit from top of the head down his body

[slender moth]

aim for the balls

[elfin sail]

Eat their heart

[worn bronze]

Kidney and liver taste better

Heart has more nutrients

[elfin sail]

Gives more vigor for 3 minutes too

[worn bronze]

Gives you the robust perk

[cedar igloo]

yeah liver and lard

[elfin sail]

wtf is lard

[cedar igloo]

yeah

[worn bronze]

Fancy word for fat

[azure lark]

fat

[cedar igloo]

the best what u can get bro

[quiet creek]

how can i fix cant connect to server quit the game

[elfin sail]

Do a backflip and cartwheel into your cars trunk

[quiet creek]

i broke my neck,,,

[elfin sail]

Can’t fix the game now

[worn bronze]

There isn't one guaranteed fix, for me I had to get a VPN service. Turns out my issue was that my WiFi provider was blocking this game

I do wish you the best of luck getting this fixed

[cedar igloo]

ipv4-ipv6 issue maybe?

[unique willow]

i just hit a fighter with three shortsword hits to the head, full multishot as far as i know and bro still killed me

like wtf do i do beyond that

[fair lintel]

block?

[cedar igloo]

xddd

[unique willow]

block with what my guy

[cedar igloo]

did u used overdrive on your multishot?

[unique willow]

parry him with my bow

[fickle canyon]

remove the fuckking ssf garbage there is a fucking ssf mode

[elfin sail]

Ur face

[cedar igloo]

with bow or ur spear whatever u use

[unique willow]

really helpful

[elfin sail]

Thanks for the information I did not know this

[unique willow]

nope but i thoiught multishot did way more damage

[cedar igloo]

overdrive + multishot. so every 5 arrows are overdrived and it makes more dmg

[unique willow]

ah okay fairs

still dk how he tanked allat

[elfin sail]

Armor

[cedar igloo]

and if he is not dead and still after u then run and hit him somehow or use ur other weapon to blocl/parry him

[unique willow]

hard to parry with a shortsword tho

[elfin sail]

Then make it easy

[cedar igloo]

then use spear idk

use what u can do the best with

[unique willow]

someones having a bad day lmao

[worn bronze]

I wanna try shortsword bard and I know I'll hate it

[elfin sail]

No I’m just bored

[unique willow]

bahahha go for it bruh have fun

[sonic heart]

Own two crossbows for home defense, since that's what the devs intended. Platelock, Wizard and Fighter break into my house. "What the Ifrit?" As I grab my Blue gemmed luck kit and legendary crossbow. Fire 2 bolts through the Platelock, he's dead on the spot. Draw my secondary crossbow on the Fighter, miss him entirely because i was too focused on switching song and nailed the expressman's dog. I have to resort to the buckler and rapier at the top of the stairs and get my flute ready to play Shriek of Weakness. "See you in the caves, lads" Shriek of Weakness debuffs the two men in one blast, the sound and noise woke up nearby skeletons that killed the Wizard. Fix Rapier and charge the terrified Fighter. He Bleeds out waiting on the Cleric to arrive since my 50 dex made me hit him so many times he is impossible to stitch up, Just as the dev intended.

[elfin sail]

Own two crossbows for home defense, since that's what the devs intended. Platelocks, Wizard and Fighter break into my house. "What the Ifrit?" As I grab my Blue gemmed luck kit and legendary crossbow. Fire 2 bolts through the Platelock, he's dead on the spot. Draw my secondary crossbow on the Fighter, miss him entirely because i was too focused on switching song and nailed the expressman's dog. I have to resort to the buckler and rapier at the top of the stairs and get my flute ready to play Shriek of Weakness. "See you in the caves, lads" Shriek of Weakness debuffs the two men in one blast, the sound and noise woke up nearby skeletons that killed the Wizard. Fix Rapier and charge the terrified Fighter. He Bleeds out waiting on the Cleric to arrive since my 50 dex made me hit him so many times he is impossible to stitch up, Just as the dev intended.

[cedar igloo]

u know how i learn pvp in games and i get always the best. because i just run free kit at these people and try. i try so often that i just make unluck into my luck . and that into skill.

[worn bronze]

Thank you I have this saved to my clip board now

[tough raven]

Goated

[elfin sail]

Do you not like copy pastas??

[worn bronze]

No i love them lol

[unique willow]

btw how do you get all the arrows from multishot to hit

[worn bronze]

That's why I saved it

[unique willow]

do you just shove your face into them

[sonic heart]

Litterally just made that shit up lol

[cedar igloo]

what???!!!

huhh????

just be near him?

[sonic heart]

[cedar igloo]

learn on a doll??

[elfin sail]

Really? Crying over a silly copypasta in the tavern? Come on man, that is absolutely pathetic. If you want serious discussion, channels exist for that. Trying to put down other users because of your own personal (and bad) taste is just a show of your poor character and low iq. Why else would you seek to degrade and put down your fellow man? Jealousy? Envy? I can't read your mind, but its probably one of those two. Using ChatGPT to make your posts is a further showing of your low intellect and drive. How about you step away from the computer and your silly little AI bot and take in some fresh air outside. Maybe read a book, solve a few puzzles, get your brain working again. Then you can come back here as a respectable member of the community instead of some low IQ hateful person that only drags this community down.

[cedar igloo]

go to a doll where u can see how much dmg u do and learn how near u need to be to hit all the 5 shots.

[junior bronze]

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

[static trail]

is trhe luminous jellyfish lantern still available

[worn bronze]

:3

[pulsar cove]

Goodbye ssf

[fair lintel]

it was fun while it lasted

[sonic heart]

I like it for like 3-4 days. Two weeks was a bit much imo

[junior bronze]

It wasn't about the loot, but the friends we made along the way

[elfin sail]

Guys what’s ssf

[static trail]

somebody reply immediatley.

[sonic heart]

Something-Self-Found

[static trail]

self found something

[elfin sail]

❤️

[fickle canyon]

garbage as fck

[dark jetty]

Solo Self Found

[junior bronze]

What's SSW? DaD Trivia time

[cedar igloo]

and what is ppc?

[static trail]

ok guys but is the jellyfish lantern still available

[elfin sail]

Self sound word

[sonic heart]

Whats a gobba?

[elfin sail]

Idk

[junior bronze]

I'm not mad, just.. disappointed

[static trail]

frick off...

[drifting scaffold]

no not rn, shop rotates like 3 times per season tho

[cedar igloo]

ppc my little piece of shitto

[dark jetty]

Sick of getting farmed by solos all day named “xXqilofaiueux123Xx”? Come run Duos/Trios instead. Less hacker gold farmer garbage, more chill, more fun.

Down for:
• Any boss
• Any map
• Gold pile runs
• Chests/artis
• PvP

Just looking for chill people to grind with and make some money, if you're not terrible at the game that's a bonus. Let’s run it.

DM me. (feet pics included)

[elfin sail]

Pick pocket crouch

[static trail]

i didnt know it rotated

[elfin sail]

Sick of getting farmed by solos all day named “xXqilofaiueux123Xx”? Come run Duos/Trios instead. Less hacker gold farmer garbage, more chill, more fun.

Down for:
• Any boss
• Any map
• Gold pile runs
• Chests/artis
• PvP

Just looking for chill people to grind with and make some money, if you're not terrible at the game that's a bonus. Let’s run it.

DM me. (feet pics included)

[junior bronze]

Sell the GC lobby skin again IM, take the money

[elfin sail]

Sell the GC lobby skin again IM, take the money

[junior bronze]

[sonic heart]

Sell Monkey-man race IM, I will pay large sums of money

[elfin sail]

Ok guys quick DaD quiz, what does STGCLSAITTM

Mean

[cedar igloo]

what means bbtbnwjdfotsyk

[fair lintel]

why is halberd so good but not bardiche?

[junior bronze]

Squire to Goblin Cave lantern shield something something

[elfin sail]

Nope it means Sell the GC lobby skin again IM, take the money

[junior bronze]

[cedar igloo]

some tryhard guy crying like shit about It thinking they matter

[vale anvil]

Having abbreviations in an abbreviation seems evil, oh wait, I guess it tracks?

Ironmace is one word, and you didn’t have an M

[elfin sail]

Ok but genuinely been waiting almost 4 years when is goblin breeedijgn coming out

[junior bronze]

Damn, gottem

[cedar igloo]

did i win something?

[elfin sail]

My appreciation

[radiant oriole]

is rangers Point-Blank Expert work for melee weapon?

[elfin sail]

Yes and fireballs

[cedar igloo]

which balls?

[worn bronze]

The fire ones

[elfin sail]

What he said

[chilly moth]

Anyones game keep crashing?

[elfin sail]

Anyones game keep crashing?

[cedar igloo]

water map cools them right?

[azure snow]

We abusing evil eye right

[elfin sail]

Surprisingly not

[cedar igloo]

the ice map?

or maybe the ice boss?

[elfin sail]

Fire too hot

[azure snow]

Its a 2 taper this season who knows

[cedar igloo]

can i kill the ice boss with fireballs?

[elfin sail]

Yes

[cedar igloo]

crazy

[elfin sail]

Who here is balding

[azure snow]

Me

[elfin sail]

Stop balding

[azure snow]

Just shave it

👨‍🦲

[hushed kindle]

Day 15 of there being a 10 man chineese gold farming team on water map and iron mace isnt doing anything about it

[sonic heart]

Shave it off, it will look 10x better

[azure snow]

I have encountered them I swear

[cedar igloo]

i wish but my head is not that good shape for going bald

[azure snow]

💀

[hushed kindle]

I sent in a video of 4 druids named xingbing121 looting pile together and they didnt even respond this was 4 days ago.

I think copper hammer is in on it personally.

[cedar igloo]

imagine dr house going bald xd

[hushed kindle]

We know they not sellin that trash skin bundle.

[azure snow]

I run penguin on that map solo hr and its a fuckn nightmare

[azure snow]

I was 2 tapped on malestorm by a warlock with a staff i went to bed after

[cedar igloo]

who already named foreskincollector it was my name ...

[empty bane]

FourSkinCollector is still available

[cedar igloo]

oh damn

[empty bane]

do it as one of the Skeleton models

zombie might work also

[tawny wraith]

anyone knows what MAP -> WHAT MOB drops magic staffs?

[empty bane]

The magic bros, and also the wraiths

probably also goblin shaman and tidehunter shaman

[tawny wraith]

what is the magic bros exactly

[empty bane]

skeleton mage

but I think its big chests you want

[cedar igloo]

i am just foreskincolector

[empty bane]

shame you coulda had like a double /triple pun

[azure snow]

Im taking a poop rn

At work

[cedar igloo]

yeah shit on them

[empty bane]

goditer

my favourite way to earn like $20

taka 10 min shit at work

[wispy mason]

Gonna try and make the most cancerous pdr halberd fighter kit possible and see if if i cant get an artifact pull from hr maelstrom

[empty bane]

maybe your boss is pissing you off? 20 min dookie

[azure snow]

O no im on that 40 min dookie today

[cedar igloo]

maelstrom is the boss name?

[azure snow]

Its raining

[empty bane]

fucking nice bro

[wispy mason]

Maelstrom is water map, the map I'm most familiar with

[azure snow]

[cedar igloo]

oh this gun dude

[empty bane]

take the deck in there bro, play some rounds of solo hr

[wispy mason]

From what ive been told the captains key room pile can guve artifacts

[empty bane]

did we get DAD back on deck yet Gabe is asking

[cedar igloo]

i know watermap everything but i dont now names of things

[empty bane]

bLADehand drops the shield artifacts

[wispy mason]

Me neither, just give my own names to places

[empty bane]

manta drops trident and leviathan I think

prolly one more

[wispy mason]

Dunno how to kill the maelstrom bosses yet

[cedar igloo]

i dont even name things xd

[wispy mason]

Tried bladehand but not manta

[empty bane]

bladehand is a faceroll and manta takes a little bit of learning but not much

[azure snow]

Pirate boss is easy manta a pain in my butt

[wispy mason]

Gonna do a few runs in adventure then, see if i can learn him

Do shield artifacts even sell?

[azure snow]

Eh

[empty bane]

Sure, not top value but I run all three

[wispy mason]

Never had a single artifact before, played very little hr so far

Problems with confidence mostly

[cedar igloo]

i just know what that is but not what the name is. and some people fucking me up because they tell me that if i dont know the names, then i dont know what that is.

[empty bane]

My crutch is once I get BT I am the laziest person in the game

[azure snow]

Remember first one to back off is usually dead

[wispy mason]

Thats the opposite of my problem, i tend to tunnelvision and get into more risk than it's worth

[empty bane]

man Imagine a longsword or halberd with the power of Bloodthirst

or a better swing patter on zwei

[wispy mason]

I played berserk barb last wipe a lot

[distant owl]

What is the best duo comp for newish players?

[empty bane]

double cleric

[azure snow]

Fighter and wiz

[empty bane]

double cleric

[azure snow]

Lol

[empty bane]

Do ruins and crypts only

[azure snow]

Buff wiz

[empty bane]

both take res

both take heals

[burnt turtle]

NERF BASTION!

[empty bane]

both take aoe kill undead

you can wipe the entire lobby of mobs

and never learn a thing

[azure snow]

How will they learn to mob patterns

[wispy mason]

Wish they made the undead buff from cleric extend to demons

[burnt turtle]

I like not learning

[fiery aspen]

Any gaurunteed spawns for cracked goblet?

[empty bane]

no way

locks are the demon whippers

[fiery aspen]

Mr jeeves

[azure snow]

Jeeves is e z

[empty bane]

whys it gotta be cracked?

[wispy mason]

And clerics are demon smiters

[fiery aspen]

For tavern master

cerimonial chalace

[empty bane]

white?

[coral spear]

Gamers what are yalls early market investments?

[empty bane]

I'd check pve mode Stables downstairs

[fiery aspen]

silver chalice (cracked)

[empty bane]

or any of the shelves tables ruins

[azure snow]

Quest items

[wispy mason]

Selling my troll pelts

[fiery aspen]

and ty

[wispy mason]

Only have 2 tbh

[empty bane]

like the shelves in stables are just filled with stuff

the room above banshee

[wispy mason]

Keep getting ratted by halberd platelocks afted boss fight

[empty bane]

and great hall b

I think maybe on the table through the wood across from the shrine in great hall b

might have one

[azure snow]

Can't beat them join em

[dull shoal]

Is population actually going up?

[azure snow]

Yes

[cedar igloo]

cant beat them fuck them

[wispy mason]

Meta slaving makes me depressed to play

[azure snow]

Welcome to dark and meta

[wispy mason]

Last wipe i mained barb and never used bardiche cause i though it was cringe

[empty bane]

Its ok we are getting a halberd nerf on thursday right?

they have all the data right?

[azure snow]

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

[wispy mason]

Kinda regret it tbh, would have won a lot more often

[empty bane]

man I used to play this pvp game, and if you killed someone the twitter account for the game would tweet it

[azure snow]

Abuse evil eye rn

[empty bane]

so when you were at work you could laugh at the kill feed of your friends dying

or maybe your enemies too i guess

[azure snow]

EVIL EYE BROKEN

I REPEAT

[empty bane]

evil eye + rogue = LMAO

can parachute on top of people

[azure snow]

No its broken it's a door blocker and player pusher rn lol

[empty bane]

in pve?

[azure snow]

Pvp

[oblique bison]

A Unique magic staff with +8.9 spell casting speed

[empty bane]

I think its intended in pvp

[azure snow]

Evil eye was always passive

U cant kill it and its a immovable object its broken lol

[empty bane]

I think you can kill it now

[azure snow]

Trust me

Run a game in s2r and block doors while ur team picks off someone

[oblique hemlock]

Do y’all think making boss room doors act like fog walls from dark souls would help with boss griefing

Essentially once you’re in you gotta stay in

[woven widget]

I think the lava gate on colossus would

[leaden crag]

i dont think boss griefing is a problem that needs to be solved

[empty bane]

I'm generally ok with boss griefing

[woven widget]

I think boss griefing is okay when its 1 guy

when its you against 2 or 3 dudes that are all gonna target you for killing boss

that, sucks

[empty bane]

first you have to realise, its not your boss

[oblique bison]

even if they add not griefing people can just wait outside the boss room

[empty bane]

what about if every boss on PVE mode had the souls door, and its own instance

[fiery aspen]

Ls parry turns them to mush

[empty bane]

so you could practice it properly in peace every time you enter

[hollow vector]

Intantly after boss dies, all doors should automatically lockdown and get a 5 second magic lock on them :)

[oblique hemlock]

I know they were tossing around the idea of boss room keys but that idea is pretty lame

[empty bane]

well they did boss summoning

which was kinda cool

[gusty siren]

Any idea that prevents ratting is a good idea id say for the most part.

[leaden crag]

boss summoning was awful

[empty bane]

I think we should have rats though

I think people should be allowed to play the game how they like

[oblique hemlock]

Don’t get me wrong I’ve griefed plenty of bosses but I also think bossing should be more rewarding than you killing it for another team

[teal blade]

the market opens in ...
1:09:42:25

[empty bane]

If you want the honourable battle every time, there is a game called for hono

[gusty siren]

So camping around boss the entire match? Every person in my lobby was just sitting around boss room just a few modules apart from eachother and never fought just waited.

[empty bane]

Ok, thats a valid way to spend a game

[wispy mason]

Just place a ward in the boss room once the boss is damaged. Either you kill it or it kills you

[empty bane]

imagine doing that 20 games in a row?

can you imagine doing that?

no one would do that right?

[oblique bison]

there is people who would do thjat

[wispy mason]

A dozen hide rogues are laughing right now

[teal blade]

well i think bosses should be designed so that 3rd parties are challenging
(WYVERN)

[wispy mason]

As well as three dozen halberd locks

[empty bane]

well the other people in the lobby are cleaning out the lobby and the boss doesnt get done

[gusty siren]

Ratting itself isnt the worst thing, its the fact its literally the go to thing since its the best way to win or make money.

[oblique hemlock]

Like I said if they made it to where interacting with boss door put you in the room and you can’t leave until it’s dead and combining it with the idea someone added of door lockout after it dies would make it a smoother experience for the people doing the work

[empty bane]

Is it

i thought the best way to make money was to kill geared players and sell it on market

[teal blade]

ratting can exist but theres a balance to be struck with incentive to first attack bosses

[teal blade]

the market opens in ...
1:09:42:25

[leaden crag]

why? someone does boss every raid pretty much

[wispy mason]

Once market opens I'll be able to play more confidently, but also a LOT more geared people to rat me

[junior bronze]

Vendoring the summoning items for 5k each was nice tho

[empty bane]

yeah

[leaden crag]

if nobody was doing boss id say sure but everyone still does bosses

[teal blade]

how about lich?

[empty bane]

I had a sweet farming pattern that season

[leaden crag]

regardless of the griefing potential

[wispy mason]

Ive had entire raids where everyone is doing circles around gk/overseer room waiting for someone to pull

[leaden crag]

thats not cuz of griefing its cuz of shit design

[wispy mason]

Care to share with the class?

[empty bane]

its also cause you have multiple parties trying to take the objective

[teal blade]

THAST WHAT IM SAYINNN

[empty bane]

and thats core to the game

[oblique hemlock]

That’s true like I said I have griefed plenty of times myself but I think there’s always room to improve it

[empty bane]

like if they dont have a purpose or goal to be there, they are not going to fight very hard

or against the odds

[cerulean charm]

servers dead?

[empty bane]

no its quite pointless now, as you no longer need to craft items to summon bosses

also they removed the crafting for them

[wispy mason]

What sort of stat spread should i go for with longbow ranger? Agi over strength?

[empty bane]

what

[wispy mason]

Agility > strength

[empty bane]

whats the reasoning

[oblique hemlock]

My main point is bosses should be high risk for everyone who steps in the room. Not just walk in and range spam

[wispy mason]

I from what i know (not much) agi is move speed for kiting

[oblique hemlock]

Why play ranger when victory strike applies to windlass? Embrace the 50 cal

[junior bronze]

I mean Overseer and Wyvern are both cancer to contest with the room design but tbf bossing ain't supposed to be free for the killers either

[empty bane]

are you gearing for arena or hr?

[wispy mason]

Normals with a dream of going hr. Also I'm going solo.

[dim berry]

Hi.

https://tenor.com/view/waving-joy-lizard-hi-there-well-hello-there-gif-15622233555234689915

[wispy mason]

Hi

[teal blade]

hi
nerf multishot overdraw

[dim berry]

You smell brasilian.

[oblique hemlock]

I agree I really like the designs of their arenas, I wish each arena had that death factor

[wispy mason]

I am

[dim berry]

Nah

[wispy mason]

Dont go near shotgun if dont want to be shotgunned

[azure snow]

Still pooping

[dim berry]

Hope not.

[dim berry]

Big one I assume....

[oblique hemlock]

Why not?

[fierce gale]

[unreal garnet]

im excited to see them NOT nerf it, then nerf halberd, and then the whole game becomes overdraw multishot ranger vs cuthroat rogue

[fierce gale]

We all are.

[dim berry]

Its the best for griefers. There are better mechanics.

[azure snow]

🥵

[empty bane]

well the mvspeed hard cap is 330

[teal blade]

they behibnd the dore

[empty bane]

and I think longbow is -30?

[unreal garnet]

door and doorer W

[dim berry]

-45?

[empty bane]

but you are unlikely to be running with longbow out

[dim berry]

Or ai am being crazy?

[empty bane]

nah sounds right

[dim berry]

or -50

[empty bane]

let me check

[dim berry]

Thank you

[wispy mason]

I usually try to go for upwards of 305 with weapon stowed

[empty bane]

-50

holy

yeah so movespeed cap is 330

[glass raven]

Please IM give us good arena maps this time, and a bigger pool it was like the same 5 maps all season

[empty bane]

• str gives you more arrow damage tho

[dim berry]

Yes sir

[dim berry]

What?

[empty bane]

but if you are playing normals you can get some sweet blue crafted stuff

[wispy mason]

For perks im going draw speed, ranged mastery, first aid and spear currently

[azure snow]

cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

[dim berry]

Yes, but not relevant unless you hit every shot.

[lapis birch]

cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

[wispy mason]

That aint me then

[empty bane]

well if you only need to hit 3 shots to kill, or 2 shots, it helps if you are bad at hitting

[azure snow]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[oblique hemlock]

I’m not sure if it’s the best for griefers, I’d just like to see them find a good way to make bossing more rewarding than wait then jump

[empty bane]

if you are good at hitting you should use survival bow

and + phys damage

[wispy mason]

I am not, which is why i use longbow/crossbow. More damage means i need to hit less times

[empty bane]

also does like explosive shot do more damage based on the type of bow its used with?

[wispy mason]

I think its fixed damage

[dim berry]

That is good if you hit every shot, if you miss a lot,I would shoose other things probably.

[dim berry]

not on the bow

[glass raven]

@dim berry the arena map pool was too small last season, and the maps themselves were very lackluster imo.

[empty bane]

I am a longbow enjoyer but I think its really cool to use recurve with the quick fire skill and the then one where you fire like 3 arrows one after another. Its a very nice rhythm in pvp hr for most monsters

[glass raven]

Bring back more ruins modules 🤌

[dim berry]

but if you increase will in theory you get more damage, correct me @glass raven the explostion is phisical or magical damage?

[dim berry]

Agree

[empty bane]

Yeah I dont play much ranger so you should defo listen to maneneneco he seems to know

[wispy mason]

Ive barely used recurve so far tbh

[dim berry]

I don't know anything. I am brain blind.

[glass raven]

I think it's fire damage iirc so it should be magical but I'd have to look. Can't I'm at work rn someone else will have to.

[dim berry]

https://tenor.com/view/hoppers-pixar-hoppers-tom-the-lizard-pixar-pixar-animation-studios-gif-14797127467965744010

[wispy mason]

I'm playing ranger now mostly to try and improve my aim. Should help me to land things loke spells and curses more consistently too

[azure snow]

Heart beats fast

How to be brave

[empty bane]

curses are hitscan I think

[azure snow]

Oneeee stepp clooosserr

[empty bane]

so actually aim is not that important

[fierce gale]

I'm casting it, i'm casting it so good chat...

[wispy mason]

Tracking is

[azure snow]

Shut it im singing

[dim berry]

<@&1019888848773328936> Sorry for tagging you, but why we cant send gifs in this channel?

[teal blade]

dodging curses is possible

[azure snow]

Were not sorry

[empty bane]

was a joke

[dim berry]

I am.

[azure snow]

Not

[dim berry]

Don't try to trick me. I was tricked to many times

I am tough

[teal blade]

have you seen this channels state during delays

[granite surge]

It was a decision made by Community Managers+. I couldnt tell you the specific reason why as I dont know it, but maybe to prevent people spamming gifs in here, I'm not sure.

[azure snow]

That's like pooping in the kitchen sink and then saying sorry my b

[wispy mason]

Probably people spamming troll gifs

[granite surge]

I would presume so as well.

[empty bane]

pretty sure it was perfomance de cirque related

lmao

[wispy mason]

CMs probably had to delete one too many meatspin gifs so disable it is

[azure snow]

I got some zesty gifs

😈

[dim berry]

Alright, thank you!!!!

[granite surge]

No worries my friend.

[dim berry]

We are friends now? I want my free friends lunch.

[granite surge]

🥪

[dim berry]

Muahhahahahhahaaha

Dam

[dim berry]

Poor as well.

[azure snow]

I can be ur friend

[deep escarp]

We are friends now

[azure snow]

Fr

[deep escarp]

That easy huh

[azure snow]

What's up bestie

[empty bane]

!remind me 40 Years

[azure snow]

Bestie?

[deep escarp]

Yep

[azure snow]

Hehe owo

[pastel arrow]

Greetings all! o/

[deep escarp]

😉

[azure snow]

👁️ 🫦 👁️

[fierce gale]

[deep escarp]

Hot

[azure snow]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[deep escarp]

🥵

[azure snow]

🤭

[deep escarp]

They are gonna take our emojis away if we get too freaky

[granite surge]

[azure snow]

They can't stop this friendship

[empty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[deep escarp]

You saw nothing

[deep escarp]

Never

[azure snow]

eggplant insert here

[empty bane]

just had to take it too far Nick

disappointing honestly

[azure snow]

Nothing!!

[deep escarp]

Hot 🥵

[azure snow]

BTW im still on the toilet

[deep escarp]

Brother that’s even better

[azure snow]

1hr work poo

[empty bane]

Actually amazing, I'd give you a promotion if I could

[deep escarp]

Give this man a raise

[azure snow]

🙌

[deep escarp]

You have to accept my friend request now those are the rules

[azure snow]

😉

[deep escarp]

❤️

[azure snow]

🫃👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

[deep escarp]

Woah big jump there boss

[azure snow]

Too soon

[deep escarp]

I’d say give it 5 min

[empty bane]

Sir Nicholas of Downbaddington

[azure snow]

We need some moderating

[empty bane]

bro you need to pay for that kind of stuff I told you

[azure snow]

Ok back to work

[empty bane]

wipe is not for like 8 weeks

[azure snow]

Grand regent plz speak

[orchid badge]

when did everyone forget how to have fun??? literally bunch of timmys that just full w key like we can have some interaction in the dungeon you shrimp having chuds

[deep escarp]

You can’t leave

[deep escarp]

Sir what are you talking about

We are having fun rn in this chat

[azure snow]

Ill never stray to far 😏

[deep escarp]

Better not

[trail sage]

I tried but fighters keep smacking me

[leaden crag]

where do i send in teaming clips again?

[trail sage]

So you know if gotta smack them back

[azure snow]

No one talks anymore they just wanna kill for the rush

[trail sage]

Idk maybe the chats that says report

[azure snow]

👀
👄

[deep escarp]

🥒

Tf even is this a pickle or cucumber

[leaden crag]

where

[cedar igloo]

20% drop chance on spider silk in my ass bro

[deep escarp]

Shhh it’s ok

[empty bane]

in fairness they reset the key bidings so now I alway fat finger the mute button

[cedar igloo]

they mean 0.20%

[empty bane]

when pressing map

[deep escarp]

No no it’s 20%

[cedar igloo]

aha

[empty bane]

so I know a lot of people dont even hear you talking in dungeon

[azure snow]

The new eggplant were back

[empty bane]

if you have prox off

[cedar igloo]

can i see how many spiders i killed in any statistics?

[empty bane]

hell I mute my party if they are regarded

[deep escarp]

Haha yea long as panda don’t execute us

[trail sage]

Under the support group

[jovial kettle]

No they took this out for no reason…

[azure snow]

@granite surge would u

[deep escarp]

Bruh

[azure snow]

🤣

[deep escarp]

Talk about throwing under the bus

[empty bane]

well, when they made it account wide

[deep escarp]

Crap

See now you got her attention

[granite surge]

yall being good in here? 👀

[deep escarp]

Uh maybe

[fiery aspen]

No, im raging 😠

[azure snow]

Bro its raining all day stuck in office I'm in goof mode

[granite surge]

noo raging 🙁

[azure snow]

Yes sir ten fo

[deep escarp]

So what ur saying is me and you all day

[fiery aspen]

Bruh chasing a cracked silver chalise is crazy work. I just got a cracked silver goblet

[cyan monolith]

If u buff TM next patch

[azure snow]

Yes bbg

[granite surge]

hope work is going well 🙂

[deep escarp]

😉

[empty bane]

not in that hall?

behind the planks with the waterpot

[fiery aspen]

Which one? I didn't see ur response

[empty bane]

or actually down stairs in hidden altar

I think its called like great hall B

[azure snow]

As good as it gets cant get out in the yard so im stuck reading emails

[fiery aspen]

Hidden altar hasn't been fruitful unfortunately

[azure snow]

😈

[empty bane]

its got like a secret door

with alock

4 zombies

a portculus

and a protection shrine

across from the protection shrine is a cubby that spawns 4 white treasures

[deep escarp]

I’ll trade you

[deep escarp]

Yep

[hushed kindle]

Bear is super balanced! we just nerfed it so hard it can only tank 4 reposte to the face + 1 reg hit from full legendary set!

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/mH9TPx3759n0lGAiV?invite=cr-MSxlZUEsMTk3NDcwMzQ0&v=31

[azure snow]

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight. U thought

[deep escarp]

Wild

You made nick use his 2 brain cells for that

[vague valve]

bro was in turbo what did you expect dude prob has 210 hp in bear with like 30% pdr

[azure snow]

🤣

[hushed kindle]

Its a common copy pasta.

[hushed kindle]

He was in blues I was in actual turbo.

[vague valve]

oh wtf

[hushed kindle]

Gears on the screen

[vague valve]

nerf bear then wth

[hushed kindle]

Worst part of all I was fighting 2 of em all game its all chineese druids.

They wont nerf it they make money off the farmers.

[azure snow]

Malestorm hr solos is cooked atm

[hushed kindle]

Then the wardens come in like " just report" and I havent got a ban message for the last two days XD

theres a reason this game is losing players every wipe.

[carmine quail]

Is market out today?

[azure snow]

NO

[empty bane]

tmrw

[carmine quail]

Ah ty

[azure snow]

Yw

[orchid badge]

the rush of killing someone with their fists out talking

[azure snow]

They crackheads

[empty bane]

they dont even hear you bro

[orchid badge]

more like i pad kids

[hushed kindle]

We got a fresh one they dont even hide it anymore.

Just went to boat off spawn and its 2 druids healing eachother against me for pile

Anyone wanna team HR water map solos?

[azure snow]

I was killed by one watched him go rat and get into the key room to loot idk how he did it trust me I went back to try lol

[hushed kindle]

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/mHaaO3Fbmdggjt0Lh?invite=cr-MSxjVWcsMTk3NDcwMzQ0&v=88

They legit are healing eachother.

[fiery aspen]

Hey thanks for telling me to go underneath stables jeeves, Im still looking for the other place but I found another cracked goblet and a normal one there

[empty bane]

yeah nice one dude

happy for you

did you see any platers down there

[fringe slate]

is there way to split ur items

[empty bane]

drag and drop while holding alt

[fiery aspen]

Gold plates or just the like dining sets

[empty bane]

candle platers bro

[fiery aspen]

yeah I saw 1

[hushed kindle]

More gold sellers yall gonna do something about this? https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/mHanTSrmnZ9vu5Mmm?invite=cr-MSxTVlIsMTk3NDcwMzQ0&v=43

[azure snow]

Bro they do not care

[hushed kindle]

Im gonna flame it all over there discord until 1 they ban people, or two people start qutting because the game is ran by scum bags.

[calm grail]

crafted gear can be used in arena as long as you craft it yourself ye? like rubysilver and shit

[azure snow]

Its a job to these gold sellers

[jovial kettle]

Yes but i believe its like last wipe where it does not need to be ssf

[woven imp]

what am i looking at, ur reporting druids only and druid is the best class for money farming on water map

how do u know they are gold sellers

[hushed kindle]

Two people on pile together, or the one above they heal eachother

they are also chineese on US East servers you cant be that silly.

[azure snow]

Shit I use druid on that map to farm and most ppl just swim past ur ahh

[woven imp]

i understand the teamers but the others i dont, i get you maybe being sceptical bcs of the names but my druid also has a random name cuz i only play watermap with him

[azure snow]

I did have some crack job follow me for 8 minutes tho he was determined for my penguin cheeks to be his

[hushed kindle]

THEY ARE FARMING NEXT TO EACHOTHER IN HR

what??

[azure snow]

Ive hit a pile toghter in solos before 🤷‍♂️

[verbal inlet]

as long as its not hr i see people teaming all the time

its not against the rules in norms

so ppl are gonna do it

[woven imp]

avoiding combat is not teaming so idk

[azure snow]

Yes

Unless ur actually teaming to kill ppl in solo hr but they did team to kill his butt in the video

[hushed kindle]

You just sit next to people in full legendary gemed sets and farm pile?

you really cant be that silly.

[woven imp]

like if i see someone on that map im just gona swim by them cuz i dont wana ruin my run on a gold fam map

[azure snow]

Im in squire

[verbal inlet]

some people are just friendly

[azure snow]

Usually penguins give the nod of acceptance on that map if u know lol

[gray pollen]

anyone get stuck in loading screen?

[woven imp]

avoiding as in seing someone and not engaging in combat even if they are in close distance if both parties consent to a non combat its not teaming idk what ur malding abt bro

[azure snow]

Shit ive swam into key room on that map raised my hands pointed at pile and hit it with the dude who opened the door

[cedar igloo]

so there is no spider anymore in hidden altar in forgotten castle?

[hushed kindle]

Go look at the top red bold lettering next to HR que for me.

[cedar igloo]

yesterday it was there. i went 4 times today there and that spider is not there anymore but the sacrificial altar omg

[hushed kindle]

FRIENDLY ENCOUNTERS ARE PROHIBITED

[azure snow]

Im blind

[hushed kindle]

FRIENDLY ENCOUNTERS ARE PROHIBITED.

[sacred aspen]

i thought "teaming" was prohibited, pretty sure avoiding people and choosing not to fight isnt bannable

[wicked sedge]

u can tell if it’s gonna be there or not if there’s a res shrine

if there’s a shrine, he won’t be there but if there’s not, he’ll be there

[hushed kindle]

Not what im saying the argument is that two people farming a pile in solos is acceptable.

[cedar igloo]

i am looking since 2 days for the spider silk and they changed spider into sacrificial altar

[hushed kindle]

it is not.

[wicked sedge]

it’s random

[sacred aspen]

bannable and if not it should be

[azure snow]

Run ice map pve and beat spiders butts in abyss i have a few silk from doing that

[cedar igloo]

bro i killed like 100 spiders in these 2 days on ice abyss okay and still diddnt get that fucking shit that 20% droprate chance bro

[hushed kindle]

Exactly my point these people are saying "were just friendly" those encounters are clearly prohibited it says it in bright red.

[stark vigil]

Shoutout to the huz trying to recruit a team to cover them so they can farm spec fabric

[sacred aspen]

not much you can do either than reporting both of them

[wicked sedge]

yeah i ended up buying mine from the dealmaker for 3 coins lol

[hushed kindle]

I send it to wardens aswell.

[azure snow]

Build a luck kit

[sacred aspen]

a good chunk of the main chat is usually just ragebaiters or people that have nothing better to do, not point trying to interract with people like that

[cedar igloo]

luck is ass . i build 400 luck last wipe and it did nothing

[wicked sedge]

it didn’t work properly until the end of last wipe

[azure snow]

Idk i seem to find better shit luck maxing tbh

[hushed kindle]

They just fixed luck actually they did something for once.

[azure snow]

Especially this season

[hushed kindle]

Its confirmed it actually helps this wipe its been tested.

Glocktane on youtube i think.

[sacred aspen]

im enjoying this wipe no class feels like super broken to fight against

[unreal garnet]

friendly encounters are prohibited? or just teaming specifically? if freindly encounters are bannable, this game is for sure hot garabge ripe for the chalking

[waxen siren]

Hello guys, i was playing 3-4 season ago and i broke up the game. This season i started to play D&D. But i have a problem. i cant play high roller dungeon. my bios has no Secure boost things and HVCI things. How can i fix it? My bios MSI (intel)

[wicked sedge]

halberd def overtuned though

[azure snow]

Unless they have a halbred

[neon brook]

Friendly encounters in HR have been bannable for a long time now

[sacred aspen]

halberd boclock will be the death of me

[azure snow]

Yup 2 tap and ur GONE

[hushed kindle]

Friendly encounters of any kind in HR are prohibited. Im not saying seeing someone and choosing not to engage is wrong obv there is a time and place and risk reward. The argument here is that two people are farming a pile together in HR and they are both chineese on US east servers.

[azure snow]

Still ragdolling to this day

[sacred aspen]

the thing that i personally find crazy is the swing pattern mixed with the fact that the parry gives you 2 swings

super hard to counter

[wicked sedge]

and the sour spot means basically nothing

still doing crazy damage

[sacred aspen]

boclock is super nice for new boss tho

[wicked sedge]

block on it is all encompassing as well lol

yeah boclock halberd seems to be the best build for new boss rn

[sacred aspen]

no game has perfect balancing, im honestly really happy this wipe its much better for just a weapon to be the problem then a whole class

prime sorcerer left me with nightmares

[wicked sedge]

yeah most definitely, halberd nerf and the game would feel amazing

[hushed kindle]

Id be happy with it even though the balance for certain aspects is insane, If they just banned teamers and gold sellers.

[wicked sedge]

i still have nightmares about prime TMlock lol

[sacred aspen]

my guess is either longsword or bardiche are gonna become problems next wipe

[azure snow]

Longsword will always be a problem

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

[sacred aspen]

spoken like a true king

[sacred aspen]

and they say shakespeare is dead

[wicked sedge]

yeah probably so, i expect most halberd players will swap to LS if halb gets a sizable nerf

[woven imp]

not a friendly encounter just both parties ignoring each opther that doesnt seem friendly, you cant be this silly.

[deep escarp]

Ur still here

[tawny wraith]

where did luck pots dissapear to

[wicked sedge]

alchemist

[icy plover]

if they add a penalty for holding right click more than a few seconds it wouldnt be an issue

[sacred aspen]

alchemist

[deep escarp]

I mean is it tho

[tawny wraith]

he dont have any

[sacred aspen]

thats weird maybe restart ur game

[echo spoke]

Should've outplayed me for 35 seconds

[wicked sedge]

he’s prolly sold out, just gotta wait for refresh

[woven imp]

restocks every 15min

[tawny wraith]

did not buy for like an hour

[sacred aspen]

nevermind i had no idea they could run out of stock

[tawny wraith]

30 mins but ok

[deep escarp]

Why are people so against friendly players

[sacred aspen]

probably just try restart then idk

[wicked sedge]

then yeah restart, bug rn where merchants won’t reset

[echo spoke]

teaming

[jovial kettle]

Its a new glitch restart your game

[woven imp]

cuz they get ego checked

[wicked sedge]

ive noticed itll happen if I disconnect in match and reconnect

[tawny wraith]

ah alr tnx

[deep escarp]

So don’t team

[echo spoke]

I don't mind a friendly player but I understand it's a slippery slope to teaming

[sacred aspen]

friendly players are funny teamers are annoying, i was just tryna have fun today messing around as a naked rogue with full hide perks just messing with people and a fighter and barb in full kits chased me for like 3 minutes

i didnt even have pots lol

[jovial kettle]

Keep your friendly interactions in normals or pve. In hr im here for blood

[deep escarp]

Idk

[sacred aspen]

teaming will always be a thing i feel like its more common in solo

if you dont wanna get teamed on just dont play solos

[azure snow]

Unfortunately

[deep escarp]

I don’t see why two people can’t just see each other and walk away

[sacred aspen]

fr

[azure snow]

[cedar igloo]

omfgggggggggggg

[jovial kettle]

I do this and don’t mind this but pulling up to pile with 3 monkeys on it is something else

[azure snow]

I did that for the gold ore lol

[empty bane]

big brain

[cedar igloo]

i found gold ore from the red goblin and i did the spider silk with the 3 coins now

[empty bane]

I went to [REDACTED] on crypts for mine

[deep escarp]

I mean I’ve had people help with a boss before I don’t mind sharing a pile

[empty bane]

just say Knee How and hit the pile like everyone else

[narrow vale]

where is piranhas?

[wicked sedge]

let’s goooo

[jovial kettle]

Nah ill help with boss cause fighting with it is a hassle but once its dead its a fight to the death. I guess im not about friendly interactions in hr

[wicked sedge]

bunch of different spots on water map

mermaid trench, trench, in the middle by the golden chests, etc etc

[empty bane]

goblin caves

[deep escarp]

Different types of people I suppose

[empty bane]

I'll help with TROLL Guys

I AM HELPING

[cedar igloo]

wtf is a dreadspine?`?

[empty bane]

Vecna from stranger things

find them in miniwheel/sanctume in crypts

[azure snow]

E

Z

[cedar igloo]

ty

[hushed kindle]

Yeah you are daft.

[burnt turtle]

Where the fuck is John.

[woven imp]

okay bruv

[burnt turtle]

I need him to sit down for this one.

[glacial chasm]

Looting together is a friendly encounter.

[limpid tree]

Nerf halberd when?

[burnt turtle]

Its against the spirit of the game idk

[azure snow]

@deep escarp 🫃

[deep escarp]

Careful

Don’t wanna get banned

[burnt turtle]

👁️ 🫦 👁️

[deep escarp]

🥵

[azure snow]

👀
🫦

[deep escarp]

Mr ima tag a admin

[burnt turtle]

God we are all so hot and bothered.

[deep escarp]

Maybe so when we all gonna meet up????

[azure snow]

😂 he was accepting of our love

[deep escarp]

You sure about that

[burnt turtle]

Meet me in square in forgotten castle, we're gonna make out on the rubysilver node.

[deep escarp]

Bro that’s hot

[burnt turtle]

Its a sizzler

[deep escarp]

I don’t even have words for amazing it’s gonna be

[burnt turtle]

No words. Just actions.

[deep escarp]

Only actions

[azure snow]

Ill do some zesty emotes

[deep escarp]

Nah bro ur joining

[burnt turtle]

[deep escarp]

More like you held nick

[burnt turtle]

Nicks di--

[azure snow]

I do hold 🥒

[burnt turtle]

OWI

[deep escarp]

You said it not me

[burnt turtle]

Owo even

[deep escarp]

😉

[hushed kindle]

Oh hell na

[tough raven]

I open my dark and darkercord and it's all collaborative erotica

[deep escarp]

I see you wanna join to

[burnt turtle]

JOHN

Sit down for this one john.

[deep escarp]

I mean it’s different better than the rage bait no?

[burnt turtle]

You ain't gonna believe this shit

[tough raven]

I will not

[burnt turtle]

I won.

[tough raven]

I don't believe you

[burnt turtle]

As a cleric caster.

[deep escarp]

He wants proof

[azure snow]

🫃 could be u bro

[deep escarp]

Show him

[burnt turtle]

John do you want me to show you?

👁️ 🫦 👁️

[deep escarp]

It’s now a party of 4

[azure snow]

👁️ 👄 👁️

Yes

[burnt turtle]

This is our tavern now.

[tough raven]

Show me that -atrice

[deep escarp]

I’m scared

🥒

[azure snow]

Hehe

[burnt turtle]

Don't be scared my sweet precious baby darling

I will hold you

[deep escarp]

🤨

[azure snow]

Pickle

[deep escarp]

You know what I’m all for it

[digital gale]

will frostlight crafting and gold crafting be available when arena releases?

[pulsar cove]

is there a way to report without spectating?

[deep escarp]

Nothing else to do

[tough raven]

Nah that's bait

[pulsar cove]

what

[azure snow]

Add Nick3450 in game well have fun later

[burnt turtle]

Uh oh we got a fucking narc. gettim boys!

[deep escarp]

Don’t you worry I will bb

[tough raven]

There was an incident yesterday about this exact problem

[burnt turtle]

ROAD HOUSE

[azure snow]

[pulsar cove]

ok

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[deep escarp]

😩

[pulsar cove]

idk what the answer was lol

[burnt turtle]

[azure snow]

🥒 🫃

[deep escarp]

🥵

[pulsar cove]

im tired of getting teamed on by you know who

[burnt turtle]

Who

[tough raven]

There a sidebar somewhere in the menu, or you can go in game and half report someone else and go on the website linked

[azure snow]

Ming yongs

[deep escarp]

Oh that’s dirty

[pulsar cove]

but i blended into there ranks and started hitting pile then i started cleaving and killed two of them

[deep escarp]

I wonder what else the automod hits

[burnt turtle]

Have you even tried diplomacy? A simple Ni Hao goes a long way

[glacial chasm]

If you're running into players that are teaming in HR feel free to record the encounter, capture their nameplates, end of damage screen, etc. You can DM the information to myself, or another Ironguard.

[deep escarp]

Crack

China

[azure snow]

Slaps 🥒on🍑

U bad boy

[deep escarp]

😉

[tough raven]

De-gen and fasczism both got me before

[deep escarp]

China men

[azure snow]

[deep escarp]

You can say that but not man

[burnt turtle]

Whens the next set of quests come out? Tomorrow with market?

[tough raven]

Zhongguoren

[empty bane]

yr

[pulsar cove]

tbh im not very tech savy and dont know how to screen capture on windows

[deep escarp]

Their auto mod isn’t to bad ours is horrible

[pulsar cove]

also my window key broken 🙁

[azure snow]

The screen shot button bro

Unless u have nividia recording on

[deep escarp]

Do we need to crowd fund you a keyboard

[pulsar cove]

no i can get a new one just lazy :p

[azure snow]

Get a Walmart one

[runic oak]

is any website updated with current questlines?

[deep escarp]

Gross no

[azure snow]

Wait 5 below one

[tough raven]

There are no websites. The internet is a figment of your imagination.

[azure snow]

A real gamer likes a challenge

[deep escarp]

Heresy

You must be burned

[burnt turtle]

The internet is actually just me quickly scanning the encyclopedia britannica

[deep escarp]

English

[runic oak]

i am no real gamer

[deep escarp]

I have two brain cells

[azure snow]

Lol imagine bros set up is a 5 below mouse and keyboard

[burnt turtle]

Actually im a fat guy from new jersey

[deep escarp]

Please no

I’ll buy him shit I can’t stand those cheap knock offs

[tough raven]

Timezone checks out. Can't verify the weight.

[deep escarp]

Ask him what his daily food order is

[burnt turtle]

6'0 240

[deep escarp]

Ha I’m less than you

[glacial chasm]

You could use Medal, or Outplayed. I use Medal and I can use a hotkey to record back 20 minutes and then edit the recording later.

[deep escarp]

215

[burnt turtle]

Im a big fat construction worker

[tough raven]

And in civilised units?

[deep escarp]

Sorry he is 240 freedom units

[burnt turtle]

Idk I dont speak failed to stop the revolution

[empty bane]

why are there no jester gloves

[hushed kindle]

Hittin HR pile together has been a bannable offence! we won gg ban.

[deep escarp]

And 6 screaming eagles

[sonic heart]

Ironhammer, give us new quests

[deep escarp]

I’ll do it again

[burnt turtle]

Sometimes I see people teaming and I screech at them

I say HEY. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW OR IM TELLING

[hushed kindle]

Its either farm together or irl rice field farm together

[deep escarp]

I just scream questionable things

[granite lark]

can anyone not in USA confirm arena says it opens in like 37 hours from now if its 12:00 UTC?

[burnt turtle]

Korea

[tough raven]

Specifically screw everyone from the USA though

[deep escarp]

Can you convert that to freedom units

[burnt turtle]

John
But im from usa.

[hushed kindle]

Tax these nuts fed boy

[burnt turtle]

John.

[deep escarp]

Lies

[tough raven]

My condolences.

[eternal copper]

Traders are NOT resetting

[deep escarp]

He is from Canada

So much worse

[hushed kindle]

Even worse.

[burnt turtle]

Stand up so you can sit down and I can tell you some shit john.

[deep escarp]

Like what maple syrup

[tough raven]

I'm eating, I ain't got time for exercise

[burnt turtle]

I got high on drug and I sing heigh ho.

[granite lark]

i think it says it will open at like 8am eastern time which is prett far off past seasons

[tough raven]

Ah yes, drug

[burnt turtle]

I have a question for the lads.

[deep escarp]

No

[empty bane]

we do not know where to get drug

sorry

pls stop asking, get helps

[burnt turtle]

I have to make brown but I also gotta jackhammer this concrete slab. Do I go or just let it shake out.

[empty bane]

not that kind of helps

I dunno I think you should google Ryan Dunn, shitting while runnin

[tough raven]

You're an absolute caricature, aren't you

[burnt turtle]

I dont like how suggestive this emote is

[deep escarp]

Shake it out all the way

[deep escarp]

Is that you

[burnt turtle]

Ye

[deep escarp]

You know I was gonna apply for warden but I think I’m screwed now 😂

[burnt turtle]

Hey did you know you can't use the eggplant emoji alongside the mimic i wonder why that is

[deep escarp]

🥒

[tough raven]

Aubergine

[burnt turtle]

When are we getting goblin race

[tough raven]

The pregnant one specifically

[burnt turtle]

Of a specific type

[empty bane]

you are the ones tha tmake them pregnant

if they are already pregnant how will that work

[burnt turtle]

Immaculate conception

[empty bane]

you guys are so dumb

[tough raven]

Me when I cheat on my husband and suddenly there is a 2000 year religion

[empty bane]

we need to aim low, first we need them to give sorc air bubble

[burnt turtle]

It was god honey I swear

God jizzt all up in my shit fr

[empty bane]

then we need to convince them its funny to cast air bubble inside creatures, look at the big heads

lmao imagine we could cast it on hands or feet devs

big hands lmao

so many copies sold

[trim pumice]

I’m 5’4 260 lean

[empty bane]

Oh as a by product you can also cast it on their bellies

[burnt turtle]

Goblin inflation

[empty bane]

surely we wont abuse this

🙂

[azure snow]

I grew up in New yersey

[burnt turtle]

In sorry

[azure snow]

Thank u im over it now

[empty bane]

look guys my whole team is gregnant

[burnt turtle]

Im still here. I left 3 times. I keep getting put back.

[empty bane]

leaving the entire goblin caves mad with swollen bellies

[azure snow]

I came back once 3 years ago everyone is addicted to dabs and takes it in the booty

[tough raven]

Keep writing, I'mc lose

[burnt turtle]

True my wife loves butsekz

One of her best features really

[azure snow]

Mine says butts are for pooping and looks down on me 😫

[burnt turtle]

Tell her she is a vile woman

[empty bane]

Is she poopin on you while she is doing this?

[azure snow]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[empty bane]

cause I feel like that might be a win

[burnt turtle]

Tell her an internet stranger thinks she sucks.

[empty bane]

dont do that man

she will think you talk badly about her to internet strangers

[burnt turtle]

It's true

She will think that.

[empty bane]

that will make you look bad in her eyes

and even if she says it was funny

she will still feel betrayed inside

and it will eat away at her over

[burnt turtle]

She not let you have her make on you anymore

[empty bane]

the next 3-4 months

[icy plover]

[tribal badger]

anyone else just get out of raid but it reset all loot to previous level? Did ice abyss but i only extracted after a full run with just what i brought down from first floor

[empty bane]

she probably wont poop on you anymore tbh

[burnt turtle]

🫦

[azure snow]

She give u blumpkins