the-tavern

[burnt turtle]

i wonder if dwarf can just stand under his mid. there's a couple of mob animations i get to blatantly ignore.

[full gulch]

nope

you will get hit im pretty sure

also he can do the attack from up

[burnt turtle]

i wonder if i can just crouch instead of crouch and look down then.

[full gulch]

i mean maybe

you dont really need to look down max

just a bit down

[tough raven]

I've heard that the imp is slightly smaller than the dwarf, if you want to smolmaxx

[burnt turtle]

i took a long hiatus after the season we got Skeleton Champion. this is my first season back since

so im missing everything from mummy forward.

[tough raven]

Same except I rebegan last wipe, so I have the worst statline skin in the game and you don't

[pure wigeon]

help me my RAT FORM is PREGNANT 🫃 IRONMACE patch the PREGNANT rat form to stop his big FURRY BELLY from dragging on the CRYPT FLOOR🫃

[burnt turtle]

absolute chad.

Do you have The Cancer Torch?

[tough raven]

Is that the rainbow charity torch?

[burnt turtle]

sure is

[tough raven]

Then yes

[burnt turtle]

We cancer bros.

[full gulch]

one of the best torches in the game

[tough raven]

I love cancer

wait a second

[burnt turtle]

Cancer is the reason i have a really cool torch

it also took half of my dad's bhole

But he's a trooper.

[tough raven]

A small price to pay for a torch skin

[burnt turtle]

perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Time to go lose another SR

Lets fucking goooo

[tough raven]

Pop off king

[burnt turtle]

HamiltonBUrglar will win one day when his squad has mics. (Ham B. Urglar

you're never gonna believe this John.

You might wanna sit down for this one John.

I fucking lost.

[tough raven]

I tend to be seated already if I am reading this discord

[burnt turtle]

stand up and sit bakc down

[tough raven]

Aight bet

[burnt turtle]

for dramatic effect.

[tough raven]

I am now reseated

[burnt turtle]

Alright. you're never gonna believe this john.

I lost.

[tough raven]

WHAT

[burnt turtle]

I KNOW

AND THEN THE BARD CALLED ME BAD.

i mean he's RIGHT but thats NOT THE POINT.

[tough raven]

I bet he didn't even keep 100% Allegro uptime

[burnt turtle]

he did not.

he only buffed himself.

and then he shot his bow at stuff.

[tough raven]

Ah, the bootleg ranger build

[rough garden]

is ice key pile same odds as gold key or skull key?

[burnt turtle]

hamilton B Urglar got a kill John.

[tough raven]

Now you only need about 12 to get out alive

[burnt turtle]

it put my team on a server that appeared to be already half cleared by the time we got in.

it made no sense.

[frozen wasp]

ded game

[burnt turtle]

takes 5 seconds to find a match

[tough raven]

You can tell when people haven't played a real dead game

[radiant hound]

let me guess you havent played in over a year?

[pure wigeon]

You think I want to be overweight? You think I don't hate myself everyday for it? If I didn't have to go through so much shit during my childhood I never would have had to resort to using food as an escape. Kinda sad though that all you can muster are insults instead of addressing my arguments.

[tough raven]

I was a Battlerite player, now that is a dead game

[burnt turtle]

i played exoprimal

[tough raven]

I remember seeing a single stream of that

[radiant hound]

i played star wars galaxies. POST sony buy out. shudders

[burnt turtle]

it was not a good game.

[vernal monolith]

trying to relearn bosses in normals while people keep W keying me is slowly losing its novelty

[rough garden]

most bosses have different moves in hr

[radiant hound]

you need to be W keyed by people in legedaries

[vernal monolith]

like yes bati W key the half naked barb

[viscid ginkgo]

what boss are you relearning?

or are u swapping between a few

[vernal monolith]

well i had like a spare hour before i need to get ready for work

was just trying to get troll down

[unreal garnet]

50k players agree!

[vernal monolith]

its not exactly a hard boss

[viscid ginkgo]

ahh i getcha

it's not but it's a flow thing i understand

[vernal monolith]

after a year away hands forget

[viscid ginkgo]

the 3rd parties on troll are mega annoying i feel it

[vernal monolith]

then i need to go into hr and learn the actual hard bosses again

instead of these

[static zodiac]

It is ok

I used to be super big but I picked up cooking

And there’s ALOT of stuff you can eat that tastes like stuff you crave

But is actually healthy

[viscid ginkgo]

this is the way

[static zodiac]

Lost like 50 pounds

[vernal monolith]

just pick up rock climbing

granted i was never big but

[static zodiac]

It’s also a really good hobby

[vernal monolith]

good way to lose weight

[snow stream]

True

[vernal monolith]

just bought new climbing shoes

[viscid ginkgo]

problem is depending on how big you are rock climbing would require a lowkey insane amount of strength right?

[vernal monolith]

come in two days

[snow stream]

I personally enjoy running

[lofty gulch]

when i open my inventory it stops me from moving but it doesnt my buddy im playing with is there a way to fix this?

[viscid ginkgo]

alt tab in and out of the game maybe? sometimes dnd doesnt realize alt isnt being held down

otherwise im not too sure

[lofty gulch]

i went down to crypts and it fixed it not sure what was going on lol

[vernal monolith]

it is all down to strength to weight ratio

[viscid ginkgo]

LMAO that sounds like dark

glad it's fixed

[vernal monolith]

but i was never big, got up to like 11/12 stone at 5'11

[viscid ginkgo]

that makes sense, mass moves mass after all

how long have you been climbing?

[vernal monolith]

like two years but i took a massive break for injury

like nearly a year

[viscid ginkgo]

oh damn

are you healed these days?

[vernal monolith]

just got back into it this year

healed enough

[viscid ginkgo]

glad to hear it

are you a gym climber or do you try to do stuff on hikes and whatnot?

[burnt turtle]

god fucking damn it john.

John stand up and sit back down

youre gonna wanna sit for this

[viscid ginkgo]

your name is wonderful

[tough raven]

Fucking hell not again

[burnt turtle]

AGAIN john.

[vernal monolith]

will go on some outdoor stuff later this year but its mostly indoors climbing atm

alot of moonboarding to get my finger strength back

[burnt turtle]

i did however merc a warlock and that felt pretty good tho

[vernal monolith]

cant even do my 1 finger pull ups anymore

[tough raven]

You'll win any day now

[vernal monolith]

fuming

[bronze bluff]

Can the playerbase sustain after 3 weeks lmao

All the population is on Poor2riches too

[viscid ginkgo]

i think the boom after market will be quite nice

[supple helm]

why wyvern drops only unique pants

[crisp pelican]

entire drop table is just pants crossbows instruments and bows

[supple helm]

🙁

[viscid ginkgo]

wyvern pool is a bard's best friend

[static trail]

can i say i have never found an instrument in squire royale ever

[viscid ginkgo]

i have found exactly one(1) lute in a barrel

[tough raven]

You can't say that, no

[static trail]

proof or didnt happen

[viscid ginkgo]

gulp

[tough raven]

and if proof, it is AI generated

[burnt turtle]

and if AI generated?

[tough raven]

Water crisis in California

[burnt turtle]

fuuuuuuhuhuhuuuck

JOHN I BURNED MY ESOPHAGUS ON MY HOTPOCKET HELP ME

[static trail]

donttalk to MY bff /

[tough raven]

Well it's called a hot pocked you dingus, Maybe wait until it's a cold pocket

[static trail]

dark and darker or league of legends

[burnt turtle]

first of all, TINK if that even is your real name, I'll have you know John is my little soldier. SECONDLY... TINK... don't bully me, i will bust.

[static trail]

lower your voice infront of rank1 bard main

[burnt turtle]

Do you guys think humpty dumpty was called that because he fuck and shit a lot?

[tough raven]

dark and darker or ulcerative colitis type question

[static trail]

ulcerative colitis or ulcerative colitis

[supple helm]

wyvern artifacts pool has been changed?

[signal timber]

what do you do with ultimate gems

[static trail]

sell

[burnt turtle]

make uniques.

[full gulch]

no unless you mean the long time ago one

[supple helm]

what happedn long time ago

[static trail]

rank1 bard going onto europe highroller in 2 minutes watch out

[full gulch]

viola was removed from pool

[snow stream]

rank 1 bard about to die

[tough raven]

Shit, I'm going to bed. I'm too scared to play.

[full gulch]

which map ill snipe u

[snow stream]

We are all sniping

[static trail]

forgotten castle

im gonna queue up at 05

[full gulch]

eh i dont play that

[static trail]

gg

here icome world

[full gulch]

(currently in a forgortten castle match)

[burnt turtle]

anybody else in their mid 30's and depressed because they feel they've accomplished nothing of value in their lifetime and now they're beyond their prime and unable to keep up with the sheer vim and vigor of the youth making them inadequate and the slow march of time is ceaselessly pushing you towards your ultimate unavoidable death?

[static trail]

thjis was a mistake i didnt bring any potion

am i trolling

[snow stream]

No but life is absurd, do whatever you want

[snow stream]

No, you're just playing a game. Carry on.

[static trail]

idont have MONEY for potions.

[snow stream]

GO GET A JOB for MONEY

[burnt turtle]

my esophagus hurts.

[opaque dock]

Hello, I like PvE :3

[static trail]

i just died to normal skeleton with sword

[viscid ginkgo]

dub

[burnt turtle]

thats my fucking number one bard.

[full gulch]

the 1# bard eu btw

[snow stream]

clearly

[opaque dock]

Skeletons can communicate with the one inside you Skelepathically.....

[snow stream]

I've played with tink before, clearly the skeleton was cheating

[full gulch]

i might go forgotten castle just this once for you

(just left the forgotten castle match)

[toxic minnow]

where are cyclops and troll on gob caves

[static trail]

new low sat in a corner healing

no campfire no heals

no song

[snow stream]

That's fine

[full gulch]

thats the number one bard setup

[static trail]

not even hidden because of bard buffs

[snow stream]

At least you are alive

[static trail]

im right next to the gate

should i leave

[snow stream]

Yeah @static trail

[full gulch]

i think exit to lobby is your best friend rn

[static trail]

i made profit

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[static trail]

high roller is so easy i clear 1.3 rooms and go positive

[full gulch]

really

[glacial chasm]

Mhm, it's a lot easier to make money.

[static trail]

im deadass i cleared 1 room, hugged the wall of the other

opened the lions king with the flute, opened it through the fabric so i didnt agro anything then left

cuz the lid clips through the tent fabric

[snow stream]

Smart

[static trail]

i made 191 gold and got an entire snazzy outfit

[glacial chasm]

🥳

[static trail]

infact im selling my outfit

325 g profit

easy money

[full gulch]

crazy money

[static trail]

rank1 bard strat

[wooden lark]

anyone else get spawned into long bridge and you cant get to the doors?

[burnt turtle]

@tough raven should i just hang up the pickaxe and give up my dwarf lifestyle? should i just forget who i am? does Hamilton B. Urglar need to become a human and get a real job and stop holding onto his Dwarf Fortresses of the past?

have i Heighed my last Ho?

John I need your guidance as I always have.

Please John.

[glacial chasm]

Rock and Stone.

[burnt turtle]

[glacial chasm]

I have 1,350 ingots.

I hit bedrock, and broke through to the other side.

😂

[burnt turtle]

Keep. Digging.

[glacial chasm]

No reason to stop, there's more ore to be mined. ⛏️

[static trail]

awtf is an awl

[molten arch]

devs address haliberd being broken asap wtf

[burnt turtle]

no its funny to watch you complain

I sat down with the devs and they specifically said to me The Expressman is complaining about Halberd so we're going to buff it

[daring flame]

PLEASE NEVER DO SSF AGAIN ITS SO TERRIBLE. I LOVE HAVING TO FARM 10 HOURS TO GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND ALL OF THE PIECES FOR 1 KIT WHILE JIMMY NEVER-STOPS-STREAMING THE FIGHTER IS RUNNING AROUND IN FULL BIS PUB STOMPING

[static trail]

THREE rare saphires... for legendary armour

decisions decisions.

what if its like goated?

im doing it

[burnt turtle]

Sloth

[snow stream]

tink

[burnt turtle]

I actually was talking to the devs

[static trail]

FUCK

[burnt turtle]

And they said they're going to double the length of SSF actually

specifically to make you upset.

[daring flame]

amazing, me and the other 5k players that play when the game is actually playable will be back later 🫡

[dry shuttle]

if you die in pve to the void does your stuff still come back

[static trail]

wht is ssf

[burnt turtle]

Market ban for first 2 weeks of wipe

[static trail]

oh

[burnt turtle]

hes mad he has to actually loot.

[static trail]

why is it abreviated to ssf

[burnt turtle]

idk.

[viscid ginkgo]

solo self found

[static trail]

oh

[daring flame]

a very specific "f u" to casters and anyone who doesn't play 12 hours a day

[snow stream]

Well the playerbase plays that long

Trust me

[burnt turtle]

i've had no issues finding gear thats passable and very easily fixed with gems.

[snow stream]

@static trail amogus?

[static trail]

i play 1 hour a day and that doesnt stop me from becomeing rank 1 bard and rank 2 wizard, getting full inv of bis legendary loot and killing everybody . if u dont want to loot stuff just kill others but you arent on my skill level i know

[surreal cypress]

does anyone have a pic of the odds of getting names/bag/chest out of piles and bosses

[burnt turtle]

I play as a slow ass dwarf and im still getting kills and gear.

[surreal cypress]

a girl can’t be good at games

[static trail]

why am i rank 1 then

[burnt turtle]

that be no lady, that be a ladyboy.

[surreal cypress]

cap

[snow stream]

Tink is ranked 1, can confirm

[static trail]

u mad cuz u rank 50000

[burnt turtle]

can i get like 6 dudes to hang out with me so we can all sing Heigh Ho from snow white together?

we need to harmonize.

[static trail]

due

dude wait

[snow stream]

Heigh

[burnt turtle]

Chrome, look up the title of the song before you embarass yourself

I'll wait.

[fair zinc]

my fortune teller isnt restocking on test server, was this also a problem on live for a bit? if so does anyone know how to fix such a bug. Tried relogging twice and still no restock

[snow stream]

No thank you

[static trail]

hiegh ho was unironically in my top songs of 2025

im deadass

[burnt turtle]

its a fucking banger.

its the only redeemable part of the remake.

[snow stream]

I feel like I'm missing out on something here

[static trail]

LITERLALY

IT MAKES ME SO JOLLY

[burnt turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHi_0CyRjAE&list=RDmHi_0CyRjAE&start_radio=1

I sing this over voip everytime i'm running somebody down on my dwarf barbarian.

[static trail]

ohg my god

i used to prox chat

and sing while playing bard

[snow stream]

I'm getting my headphones

[static trail]

everybody would hear me and would come to fght me and DIE

[snow stream]

Or you would die

[fallen turtle]

To the barb and warlock who teamed on me for the midnight stag, I hope you get banned.

[static trail]

that was me on both my accounts playing at the same time

not teaming just slkill dif

[snow stream]

How

[burnt turtle]

its true i was there

[static trail]

fuck

[snow stream]

slkill

[static trail]

hiegh ho

heigh ho heigh ho

[burnt turtle]

HEIGH HO! HEIGH HO!

its off to work we go!

ITS RISE AND SHINE

AND STAY IN LINE

[static trail]

heigh ho heigh ho

[snow stream]

I'm gonna play traditional music from the native population of my home country. Will get me in the ranger mood.

[burnt turtle]

WE HEARD THE ROOSTER CROW!

[static trail]

all dressed and fed

did you watch th new zootopia

[burnt turtle]

full speed ahead!

[static trail]

i watched with my bf in cinema and the zoo song is so FUCKING BAD

[burnt turtle]

no i'm not a furry.

[static trail]

its stuck in my head since

[static trail]

IT WAS SO GOOD U ARE MISSING OUT

BECAUSE YOUR HEART IS FULL OF HATRED

[burnt turtle]

However, I will absolutely admit I've watched all the christmas puppy movies.

[static trail]

i dont even kno what that is gg

[burnt turtle]

it's santa puppy.

[static trail]

i was thinking of the buddies movies

[burnt turtle]

And its full of awful music that stays with you

Like "I believe in christmas"

[snow stream]

Okay this song is pretty good

[burnt turtle]

PRETTY good?

[snow stream]

Heigh ho heigh ho heigh ho heigh ho

[burnt turtle]

its a fucking banger.

[static trail]

PRETTY GOOD?

[snow stream]

Hey

It's either this or Gulch

Which is not emo music, as tink said

[static trail]

im going to the living tombstone concert this year

[burnt turtle]

they still do live performances?

[static trail]

yes

[snow stream]

Sweet

[burnt turtle]

neat.

[snow stream]

I wanna go see machine girl

[static trail]

I WANNA SEE GRENDEL

[burnt turtle]

are you going to do a cringey burgerking "join us for a bite" mirror tiktok?

[static trail]

I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT GO 💔

[static trail]

yes

[burnt turtle]

sick sick.

[static trail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/73fVpzmGDZQ8B6TNXBN3di?si=8a24a6641aa6487e

im so sad i didnt see grendel live

[snow stream]

Grendel

[static trail]

i think aboiut it all of the time.

[snow stream]

honestly

I need to play music

[static trail]

i NEED to die

[burnt turtle]

Heeeeeigh HOOOOOO!!!

[static trail]

heeeeeighhh HOOOOOO

[burnt turtle]

Heigh HO! heigh ho!

[static trail]

HEIIGHH HOOOO

[burnt turtle]

[oak ember]

lowkey hella tired of this halberd meta

[burnt turtle]

lowkey Heigh Ho tho.

Lowkirkenuinely bro its off to work i go.

[static trail]

lowkey give bard helberd

[burnt turtle]

HalBARD?

[static trail]

my barb has less than 10 fame

HALBARD!!

[snow stream]

Bard and Barder

[burnt turtle]

if you don't play as dwarf you're a coward.

The only exception is if one person in the crew plays a white female bard.

everyone else better be dwarf.

[static trail]

im a cat

[burnt turtle]

become dwarf.

[static trail]

ok guy me

buy

[burnt turtle]

how much?

[static trail]

idk

[burnt turtle]

do you accept american express

[static trail]

i wonder what song thye are playing

idk if they released it yet they didnt when i bookd cuz i got early access

[burnt turtle]

Do you think coal miners sing heigh ho in underdeveloped nations?

I always see videos of random middleastern men in coal mines barefoot with no shirt on

and im like

[fading plaza]

are the servers dying i cant interact with my spell wheel or que up

[burnt turtle]

put a shirt and shoes on bro.

[willow ether]

i recently got back into dark and darker does anyone know how to get my "hold the line" things back or are they just gone forever?

[burnt turtle]

go to customize page

[lapis birch]

What you mean?

[burnt turtle]

the taunt?

or the discord title?

[simple aspen]

if you made a new account you can't

[willow ether]

like i played the game and bought the hold the line stuff

wau back

[lapis birch]

So white skelly blue torch

[willow ether]

ye

[simple aspen]

if you're playing on the same account you should still just have it

[lapis birch]

Customize page, if it's the same account

[static trail]

ill lowk be really sad if they dont play this comes from inside

[errant isle]

Can we make the void open up at 8 minutes left or 5? Not 13 or however fast it is now

Also add a boss to floor 1 ice caves

[lapis birch]

I miss bonking people with shield bash into abyss

[burnt turtle]

i am the boss of level 1 ice caves

[willow ether]

seems like my steam account and blacksmith acount isnt connected

[burnt turtle]

actually.

[lapis birch]

Then you have to use blacksmith and not steam

[willow ether]

ah bummer

[burnt turtle]

you can transfer

Gotta log into blacksmith first tho

[static trail]

i havent properly played ice cave cuz i only play as duo since im hardwired since the map used to be duo only

[lapis birch]

You could*

[willow ether]

could? you cant anymore?

[lapis birch]

Transfer time is over

[willow ether]

ah bummer

[burnt turtle]

rip to a real one

[static trail]

what point in transfering

#cba!

[lapis birch]

I mean it's nothing special just put blacksmith launcher into steam and name it dark and darker launcher

[willow ether]

hmm ill try

thanks

[lapis birch]

Np have fun

[simple aspen]

that wouldn't give him the emote / skin I think

ohh I see nvm

[dreamy vine]

[icy finch]

I want lobby reward for demigod ranks in this season

[lapis birch]

[fair zinc]

do i only get obsidian after colossus or can i find it in certain modules

[icy finch]

idk, dont playing gc

[lethal talon]

does blunt weapon mastery work with the staff?

[granite lark]

Remember arc raiders? Lol

[granite lark]

It only spawns in the center module of 2nd floor gc

[fair zinc]

tyty

[lapis birch]

It doesn't

[wheat smelt]

cant choose to queue solo pve da fuq L update

[lapis birch]

You can, press start and go solo

[willow lark]

removing auto party from normals kinda sucks ass I dont wanna have to look for or talk to people. I just wanna bum in an play

[mystic saffron]

can i report a cheater?

[hardy token]

Using the ingame report button is against the rules

[brave wharf]

anyone know the mats needed to craft uniques in workshops? rn most of the levels are 15 scrap of a tier below

[wild torrent]

50k gold

[gray tartan]

Is 5 song encore accelerando / allegro better than classic 2 wheel bard for trios? Not taking shriek of weakness and tranquility seems like a foreign concept to me, like I'm naked 😭

[wild torrent]

pretty sure 10 or 15 of the purple logs

[distant raft]

1353 hours in and i just found an item ive never seen before... what is a honeybliss pear?

[brave wharf]

no to craft a unique piece of gear, not leveling up to 5 workshop

[wild torrent]

ohhhhh not sure its probably the armor scraps

[distant raft]

do i sell the pear for 5k or do i wait for the market to open and sell it there

[keen zephyr]

A rare item you get from destroying barrels, you get an achievement and can be sold to the collector for 5k

[distant raft]

so just vender it and not put it on the market?

[brave wharf]

yea

[keen zephyr]

Yes!

[clear siren]

can anyone type the lingo for party channels? that way i dont join wrong

[bitter plinth]

can you get arti from gold key pile while in s2r?

[eager hemlock]

When will there finally be a update ??

[urban remnant]

yea i got a pesti at the end of the last wipe in s2r

[lost plover]

I pulled one last night!

[soft rune]

wyvern?

ah nvm

I keep geetting nips this wipe

[lost plover]

frozen pile actually

[wheat smelt]

dark and darker gatekeepers 101

[soft rune]

no luck with any piles

[urban remnant]

yessirr, 2nd day of wipe i killed a rogue that looted a kumas from old rusty keys. you have a chance anywhere that needs a key to get inside to the pile

[odd ravine]

hey do you guys know if you have to submit a ticket of some kind to talk to a tavern master or you can just DM them?

[lost plover]

depends on what for?

If its for a discord related issue then open a ticket. If its just a question you can dm them

most wardens can assist too

[odd ravine]

got reported for a rage baiting when i didnt

[lost plover]

Oh then you can message a tavern master for sure

[odd ravine]

annoying guy join VC and kept asking what class me and teamate where and after saying our classes like 3 times my teamate said what class you are and it escalated from there

[odd ravine]

just DM one of them?

[lost plover]

Yup! Hanpen is usually a solid one

Really kind and understanding

[ripe nacelle]

lmao

came back and yea

my pc is so old hcvi cant even be enabled

ig no arena for me

[neat rivet]

who wnat to play?

[viral creek]

nobody :(

[lapis birch]

You've seen that video right? Well shriek is really good especially against tankier classes so either allegro or accelerando needs to go

[gray tartan]

Yeah I saw the video

He claimed that shriek isn't as good anymore

[lapis birch]

I'd personally opt for move ms so accel+ the other Ms song and try to kite as much as possible

Shriek takes flat and % I think it's really good especially for bossing

[gray tartan]

And that buffs are generally better than debuffs. I've been playing bard for multiple seasons never ever considered doing 5 song encore so wanted to ask chats opinion. I love having tranq but no room if only 5 song

[lapis birch]

One wheel sucks but the tech is very interesting

I'd like to try it too, just started playing bard this wipe

[little bronze]

Came back to the game after 6 months

bows still cancer

[lapis birch]

I mean, kinda, but the game kicks ass honestly

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[gray tartan]

Yes I do use bard for bossing. The easiest class for me to do troll clops or banshee on

[lapis birch]

Single target bosses are melted

[little bronze]

taking another break

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[gilded heath]

fr tho what even is this copypasta's even about

[lapis birch]

Well it might be not your cup of tea

[little bronze]

getting bowed down every game?

yea, no.

[lapis birch]

Yes it's skill issue I think, anyways this week patch is probably going to address bows and halberds

[supple garnet]

I need them to address the HR changes, I lag so bad with HVCI enabled that I cannot play

[lapis birch]

That's probably gonna get addressed too, I mean lag is there even without hvci

I blame new pings and sounds mem leak

[supple garnet]

right but when I say lag I mean my system has serious performance issues not just on the game but in the general OS as well

like cpu virtualization is not an option for me

[lapis birch]

How old is ur motherboard and CPU?

[supple garnet]

2020

[lapis birch]

Shouldn't be as bad

[supple garnet]

trust

it is

[lapis birch]

Clean up ur PC maybe?

[supple garnet]

already did

I turned CPU virtualization off years ago

[lapis birch]

Damn man that sucks

[supple garnet]

because it caused problems

and now I am just stuck between a rock and a hard place

[lapis birch]

If I were you I wouldn't touch hr then, I mean personally it's not worth performance loss

[supple garnet]

right, which leads me to my next point that I literally only play this game for HR and arenas

[lapis birch]

We'd have to see if they address lag issues within game itself

[lapis birch]

Find team for royale

[supple garnet]

I don't have fun in anything except HR

all the fun I have in the other modes besides arenas and hr is temporary

after one or two games I am bored

because the risk-reward ratio just doesn't favor skilled players I mean I can never get the stuff that I want unless I play HR

[lapis birch]

That sucks

Try playing dad with other games, like not play the same all the time

[supple garnet]

yeah I have tons of hours in this game and with one update both of my favorite modes became unplayable for me

they HAVE to do something

I already stopped playing dark and darker until they fix it

I only get on when my friends would like to run some squire royale

[limpid galleon]

whats the drop rate troll pelt and blood from troll in normal roller and high roller does anyone know ?

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[lapis birch]

I've dropped like 3 troll piss in normal and did the boss maybe 4 times in total so it's high I would say

Pelt is rarer but still

[lapis birch]

Maybe they'll adress it this week

[supple garnet]

thats what im hoping for

if not then its pretty much an uninstall from me

[limpid galleon]

yea icl ive gotten blood like 4 times

[lapis birch]

Try running bard with luck

[limpid galleon]

but trolls pelt ONCE ive done him like 10 times after that 2 of them on high roller i wanna see jf high roller is worth the hustle

[limpid galleon]

am a mono barb i cant play anything that isnt barb 😭

[lapis birch]

Drink piss potion with luck

[willow osprey]

is there still all attributes?

[lapis birch]

Only on gold cape as roll i think

[slow ivy]

My momma so fat...she thinks oozes are jello shots.

[willow osprey]

thanks g

[lapis birch]

Then you have abilities songs and spells and they have it

Bard song cleric fighter skill etc

[toxic minnow]

is there a cap on warlock healing now?

[wheat smelt]

max is like 19 nyow only hr

[desert orbit]

where do u find copper ore at

[wheat smelt]

goblin caves

[desert orbit]

can it spawn in same spots as cobalt and iron

[wheat smelt]

naw various modules and bottom of troll cave module

[desert orbit]

tyty

[wheat smelt]

np

[distant raft]

who was the really smart person on the deve team who thought ssf was good without goblin merchant quests

why even go into high roller with anything but a bis kit at this point... thats all anyone is using. i spend an hour making an ok kit to farm with then the first person i see is a barb with 40 str and 35 vigor

[wraith fulcrum]

good enough

imagine with rage 50 str

strong barbarian xd

[distant raft]

he had rage

[wraith fulcrum]

50 streng

reckless?

[long schooner]

i just went on a murder rampage on the watermap, of little animals, like turtles, octopus, squids, crabs... because i was told they drop arcane essences, but didnt get a single one. Became a monster, no profit... Where can one farm arcane essences? id be happy with a source of greens :/

[stiff jasper]

So they should have dropped some. We're you in pve?

[long schooner]

bruv, just go squire gear in, come out full bis

[distant raft]

thats what im doing now lol

[long schooner]

tried pve and norms, got a bunch of white pots assortment

[stiff jasper]

All the usual jewelry suspects to answer though.

Flying bat skulls. Bats. Slimes and so on. Everything you slaughtered should have dropped it

Pretty much anyth8ng that dropped jewlery before the changes drops the essence

The centipedes in gc. You get it

You just been super unlucky

But I did In two baby turtles all season.and both dropped a purple haha

[long schooner]

i guess i got unlucky, i'll try again, thanks.

[lapis birch]

Piranhas have it

[tawny timber]

why do people carry a lyre with them

[radiant hound]

resourcefulness

[lapis birch]

It gives resourcefulness and allows to take pile faster if you pull it out

You can also roll luck on it

[tawny timber]

sounds good

[lapis birch]

Yeah it's good to know

I play bard so it's necessity anyways

Where is chyunkus our glorious monke

[crimson sluice]

what is happening with wyvern, i kill it its body flys away and then i cant search it. Happened 3/4 games

[serene hamlet]

The little turtles on the land drop only essences when playing in HR

[wild torrent]

i cant belief how sweaty some people are holy stromboli LOL

no one can have a little fun

and be playful with a chicken

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[icy finch]

I want lobby reward for demigod ranks in this season

anybody want lobby reward for demigod ranks?

in this season. when it ends

[empty bane]

you will be lucky to get 3 x health and 3 mana pots for the free demigod

[icy finch]

3 3

[icy finch]

will be good if we'll get 10

[empty bane]

Devs dont understand people have fun in different ways

[icy finch]

about rest emote

[icy finch]

i'd like to see in the game rest emote. you sitting and playing an instrument

[icy finch]

they'll never add this

[empty bane]

why not its pay to lose

[icy finch]

it's like u sitting, healing and playing the lyre.

[empty bane]

yes

its a giant signal that you are defenseless

[icy finch]

we've got 2 music emotes

[spark thistle]

best classes for bossing?

not warlock

[icy finch]

cleric

or fighter if want to parry

we've got Christmas carole and balladeer's serenade.

[edgy glen]

Depends on which map/ bosses

[empty bane]

I am quite aware, I think its a good idea

[icy finch]

only 2 emotes with musical instruments

[empty bane]

pay to lose

[icy finch]

what good idea?

lobby for demigods and this resting emote?

[empty bane]

I think the sitting down and playing the lyre is a good idea

I think they should sell it for 10 redstone

[icy finch]

no no no, for 100

[icy finch]

or for streamers only

[empty bane]

they already have one

this one is for the non poors

[icy finch]

expensive, comfortable, without ads and registration, listen a music while sitting

[empty bane]

put exclusive on it, make the lyre golden make it 30 red shards

[icy finch]

and put this rest emote in bundle which will cost 50 red shards

-5% 46

[empty bane]

BY GRABTHORS HAMMER< WHAT A SHAVINGS

[icy finch]

or this emote will be only for scriberwanderserenaderballadeerdonaterholdtheline people

+warden, +troubadoor

it will be good if they'll give this resting emote for exemplar ranks

[empty bane]

its wild that the more exclusive stuff comes from a quest released in the last week or so of the wipes

and not the Demigod grind that you would do all season before

like they kept nerfing demigod every season

until now its just a thing you get

do they understand what a game is

[icy finch]

bruh they added a cool emote for demigods = worship. very nice emote, why not add this rest?

more better will be if they'll just add it. u will listen it all night in shop

[spark bramble]

why is my gd cutlass hitting a wall 4 f ing feet behind me when i swing??? people surviving 4 parrys 8 hits in squire from my longsword fighter like bro can we pls just remove sdf from dev team already?

[spice marlin]

Soft cap for Magic Resist / Armour for when % Reduction is better??

[spice marlin]

Wtf are you sooking about?

They're surviving 8 parry's cus you suck and can't aim.

[spark bramble]

try to be something other than a toxic pathetic pos pls

[icy finch]

he mean dont remove sdf, he mean fix this

[spice marlin]

You're crying in general chat and expecting a civil response?

[frosty sleet]

"can we remove sdf from the dev team already" i love how noobs are bad at this game and looking for another reason other than themselve to blame

loser

[empty bane]

I mean if its not relevant to you maybe pipe down? idk

[spark bramble]

never cried simply stated how my cutlass hit a wall 4 feet behind me. I bet your family hates you bud

[spice marlin]

"pipe down" He's disrespecting the goat SDF.

[spice marlin]

Notice the personal attacks, yet I'm being told to calm down hahaha

You're adorable man.

[spark bramble]

you attacked me first what are you on about? love how you go to play victim

[icy finch]

lol, one time i came in adventure PvE with full artifact ammo. the russian man just came and started to scream in microphone some toxic words

[spice marlin]

Hahaha

Im not even trying to argue, noone survives 8 parry's bro

[icy finch]

Sh ut up

[spice marlin]

Just aim better, what do you want? A cuddle?

[icy finch]

bald people

[spark bramble]

they did and its on my stream so

[icy finch]

you're all bald people just stop be toxic like stupid kids

toxic kids

chill, just chill

[spice marlin]

I see where the angers coming from, take a break and go outside man. Beautiful day today

[spark bramble]

its 4 in the am youre so goofy its sad honestly

[frosty sleet]

i feel sorry for u

[spice marlin]

Almost like other timezones exist

[lapis birch]

Bar fight!

[languid quartz]

why cant i workshop my blue item i brang out?

[lapis birch]

👊🏻

[spice marlin]

Not a fault just an angry guy in general chat, noting new

[spark bramble]

yeah idk why you telling me to go outside at 4 am youre being a weirdo

[empty bane]

did you take it from someone body?#

[lapis birch]

Drink ale and throw hands

[languid quartz]

no i found it

[empty bane]

what label it has?

[icy finch]

just guys can u chill or sh-ut up? there's more good places to pvp. go to real life, - pvp in real life on real swords. who dead - he's noob. or just stop doing this here, you're all like a kids or a drunken stupid guys

[languid quartz]

dosent have any lable, i would of given it to exspressman

[empty bane]

maybe thats why

idk tho

[languid quartz]

is their a way to make a ticket in this game for bugs

[spark thistle]

does troll pelt drop in pve

[icy finch]

JUST ADD LYRE RESTING EMOTE DEVS

[spark bramble]

you literally started disrespecting me and attacking me first are you dumb??? i said something not even to you and you felt the need to attack me over it

[icy finch]

he's snake

[lapis birch]

Regarding?

[glacial chasm]

Yes.

[icy finch]

add lyre resting emote, devs

[lapis birch]

I've almost seen it!

Mythical pve pelt

[empty bane]

Daily mission, beetle wings

How about no Huntress

fuck

you

uh weird, apart ok, together, no

[languid quartz]

was do do with me not being able to workshop a found item from a monster

[bleak coyote]

Mine asked for a Inked sac, urchin spike and wendigo claws twice. For daily, not even weeklies

just, no Huntress. NOooo

[stiff jasper]

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this Chat? Yall crazy

[empty bane]

Devs I dont understand some people complete tehse instantly and others avoid

[lapis birch]

You mean you can't put found item to workshop? Like can't upgrade, scrap?

[brave wharf]

cockatrice still ass and not worth it? farmed up 5 feathers and 3 eggs might just save em for market

[languid quartz]

yer i cannont upgrade some +3 +3 blue items to epic

[empty bane]

he did it from expressman

[languid quartz]

but its bonkers fkn stupid if i cant give to exspressman and still do it

[stiff jasper]

Question. When you do that and upgrade to purple does it random dtat rolls or just add a roll?

[empty bane]

adds 1 random saves the rest

[stiff jasper]

Ty. I won't lie iv asked this a few times. First time someone seemed confidant

[brave wharf]

dyslexia?

[empty bane]

enhance is for when you have the

• 3 +3

[stiff jasper]

And zoom out of left field.

[hollow vector]

Can confirm as well. Did that few times already

[languid quartz]

im actually so annoyed and they report a bug form is stupid

[empty bane]

not sure its a bug

[brave wharf]

its been a thing since expressman got added

[languid quartz]

workshop only just came out

[brave wharf]

pretty sure workshops are still relatively new so they dgaf

[stiff jasper]

Oh man. Did you just learn you can't craft expressman loot?

I'm sorry man. I did that too

[languid quartz]

its stupid i would of just left the duneon

dungeon*

[brave wharf]

expressman removes the "found by" text and its required to enhance items

[empty bane]

really

[stiff jasper]

Well. Now you know at least. And knowing is half the battle

[empty bane]

you wouldnt have just taken it out normally?#

[languid quartz]

nah i have like 7 items with +3 +3 Biz

[empty bane]

the other half is extreme violence

[stiff jasper]

And sometimes begging for mercy

[languid quartz]

might have to join the players tearing down the game if i cant workshop looted items ive found

[stiff jasper]

Express man's been weird since it released tbh. It used to be quest items and ssf arena gear

That were the issue. They still are but yeah

[waxen garnet]

i just got a mystical jem with no mystical jem room whats the point

[languid quartz]

so what do i take it in dungeon and brng it out again to give it a tag

[empty bane]

I thought that room always spawned

[simple aspen]

I thought it was guaranteed

[stiff jasper]

Nah its just dead for crafting

[empty bane]

show us your map

[stiff jasper]

Nothing can be done

Its now normal bis gear unfortunately

Might still trade well next week. Some people take normals sweaty

[empty bane]

I doubt it

with the cheaters out of HR into norms

I dont think Norms is gonna be very popular with ballers

[stiff jasper]

I'm just trying to paint a silver lining on his sad face rain cloud

[empty bane]

sorry, the cheaters will def want to buy that with moms credit card

[languid quartz]

i mean, ive goen from haveing a 30k item to 2k

[empty bane]

sure

you might have 1 gemmed it tho

[languid quartz]

i wouldent get after upgrading to epic

[stiff jasper]

Aura farming like a anime protagonist obviously

[languid quartz]

you should never gem

if you want to sell

[empty bane]

ok, if you upgrade to epic and get 1 vigor or what ever

[waxen garnet]

too late im alr out

[latent mesa]

anyone else having issues with campfires not working?

[languid quartz]

yer so i got lameer with +3str +3 agility and even if i roll the shttest stat for 3rd its still worth a pile becuase of arena

[empty bane]

yeah my camp fire just comes in Tavern chat and talks about how awesome sdf is

[stiff jasper]

Hawt. And hot. All versions of the word

[empty bane]

there isnt a better craftable item?

[stiff jasper]

But yeah sorry maximus. It could have be worse.

Like your psycho ex stabbing you in the sack with a rusty spoon. That would be worse.

[languid quartz]

depends on what u wanna plt but if you want dex its nuts

haha i almost dont wanna play the game anymore thats such a bullshit thing to do to players

farming arena gear rip

[empty bane]

you can literally carry the good pieces out by hand#

it means your pieces are worth more

[stiff jasper]

Yeah you just can't use expresman. He's for currency

[empty bane]

like finding an item worth 30k, and not exiting immediately with it, is a bit of a mood

[stiff jasper]

I wouldn't let this be what ruins the game lol

[abstract herald]

is there a bug / memory leak depending on time played? (been playing for like 8 hours straight) and the longer i play the more and more laggy things become? ghost king, and lich and spectral bugged out in duos with my homie, moving inventory is hella delayed etc. homie hopped on a platform by overseer that should've been lower than him only to fall in the void hitting a wall. (lag). just curious to know if anyone else is expierincing this / if i should reset my game ever 4 hours or so?

[stiff jasper]

I think so depending on rig.

I used to have a memory dump every 90 minutes. Eventually it was patched

And i had sim issues as you listed

[abstract herald]

makes since, my pc is like 5-7 years old, rtx 2070, and an i9-9900. good to know though.

curious though last season was fine, but this season its rather consistent, or actually today is my first time experiencing this.

[stiff jasper]

It might be a pc issue. Do you ever restart your pc?

No judgement just it's a likely candidate haha

Cause I had the issue for like 4 seasons haha

[abstract herald]

i'll try after this. though i doubt it could be the issue. reset the game just now, and hoppe din a HR.

[stiff jasper]

It was 100% a long shot/guesstimate

But I hope it gets sorted

[abstract herald]

no worries, thanks for the info ;D

[toxic minnow]

surely the loot is better in normal campaign vs PvE campaign?

[abstract herald]

PVE < NORMS < SQUIRE < HR

[toxic minnow]

tf is squire lmao

[bleak coyote]

PVE < NORMS < ARENA < SQUIRE < HR

I always get my wendigo bits from arena maps drop rate seems way higher on that module with the wendi behind the ice chunkl

[bleak coyote]

Squire 2 riches, or squire royale or whatever they call it this season. Under battle modes

[fading plaza]

Can we gut Halberd already its so boring when every single fight is 2-3 halberds per team

[floral ember]

Hey guys im a long returning player and so much has changed. I can't seem to find a good website that can give me a breakdown of the best modules to go for and loot when I enter a game. So many to memorize i wanted something for me to scan when I enter a game and know where to go ._.

[vast laurel]

guys why are everyone teaming?

[dusk basin]

you can use websites like dndtracker to keep track of quests and they also have some useful map locations with quest names and whatnot

you can also use the wiki however it is pretty outdated sadly

[floral ember]

thank you! Im trying to use darkanddarker.map to see locate golden chests and see if they match the module to know where to loot them for now :3

[bleak coyote]

the spells and guns one? That thing is outdated by like 2 years
use this: https://darkanddarkertracker.com/maps

still outdated for this season (has old inferno for example), but is a lot closer Apparently they updated it 2 days ago, all hail the guy that maintains it

[dusk basin]

there is a really good map in dndtracker

[dusk basin]

here's a link to a trusted dark and darker source https://darkanddarkertracker.com/maps

[floral ember]

Oh lord I guess ill give it a try now xD thanks for the update

[dusk basin]

np np, i like helping ppl. Make sure to give thanks to the devs of the website they put a lot of work into it

[floral ember]

Oh hell yes this is perfect! Will do 😄 so much better

[dusk basin]

:)

[eternal knoll]

Wow they finally updated the maps? Lit

[dusk basin]

yupppp, they even have blue maelstrom aswell!

[bleak coyote]

They had that for most of last season. Usually takes them a week or 3 after big changes to catch up. He was prety quick now with the demon overseer changes.

also sad to see the droprate for the seal of dominion... same shit as last season.
0% PvE, 5% norms 10% HR.
and you need 10! of them for the stupid cosmetic again. Paul enjoys torture

[alpine stump]

where is the gold chest in top right corner of blue maelstrom i cant find it

[glacial chasm]

Go to the top, get on the side of the ship where the lone harpy is, kill it jump on the rail, look over the edge and the chest is on a ledge.

[alpine stump]

omg tjx

[floral ember]

where did u find the drop rates on the website and who drops it?

[bleak coyote]

you do need to pick the specific map first, but then you can use item filter to find mobs/chests that contain it. And when you click on something on the map, the left panel shows drop rates.

https://i.gyazo.com/128c4d4a58d221b21c27c75fb56d74f2.gif

[floral ember]

Ty ❤️

[waxen garnet]

how do i get a stone mortar???

[hybrid sequoia]

skelly wiz

the nono word bot has the dumbest filter

[bleak coyote]

what was it filtering out? Skeleton mage works? 😛

[opaque remnant]

whats the market timer?

[waxen garnet]

ah thank you very much

[hybrid sequoia]

my appreciation for risk-reward dynamics of post nerf sub bosses in solo setting

[bleak coyote]

I give up

[lapis birch]

2 days

[marble yew]

FIX THE GAME IRONMACE

[lapis birch]

The game is fixed

[marble yew]

Its full of bugs, sounds its bugged since alpha, Deathcam is bugged, respawns are bugged, water is rubberbandig

[waxen garnet]

how do i fight the fire colossus boss i cant find the room?

[marble yew]

Full metal is faster than any tailor..

[bleak coyote]

it's the literal center module

[lapis birch]

What's bothering you

[marble yew]

What botthers me its there is a lot of bugs that Ironmance didnt said nothing.

[lapis birch]

You're saying that like other games have no bugs

[waxen garnet]

i went in there and there was no room into a big boss room

im lost

[lapis birch]

You need to take elevator down

[waxen garnet]

does increasing your action speed increase your reload time aswell?

[lapis birch]

Yes

[waxen garnet]

ahh thank you where is the elevator?

[waxen garnet]

ty

[lapis birch]

In middle, I think you need to use lever

[vivid wasp]

What's the best class for squire

[waxen garnet]

ahh thank you

[lapis birch]

Maybe fighter or barb

Ranger seems strong recently

[marble yew]

They solve the bugs. at least talk about it and try to fix it, its unplayeable on water with rubberbanding

[vivid wasp]

I see a lot of rangers

[marble yew]

I have been playing since 2 years ago, Sound should be fix af.

[lapis birch]

What the hell are you talking about

[vagrant hazel]

how does current season work?

[prime pollen]

please remove the halberd from the game

[lapis birch]

What rubber banding what sounds, just this wipe sounds got updated and they are very good, there's barely rubber banding where I play in EU, it's region problem if anything

[lapis birch]

It's legit fire playerbase is recovering

I think we've had 15k yesterday

[vagrant hazel]

i mean before it was only for highroller

rn i can do it even in PVE?

but i need to score points at the same run right?

[lapis birch]

I think your AP question didn't send

But I get it, it's rank across all modes now

Hr has 50% boost

[vagrant hazel]

ohh

thats nice

[vagrant hazel]

btw what does AP mean?

[lapis birch]

AP is adventurer points the thing to grind ranks, you're asking about this

[vagrant hazel]

oh yeah

[waxen garnet]

bro is anyone elses fps ranking in this game for some reason?

[lapis birch]

So you can grind pve and still get demi

[lapis birch]

Yes fps is quite bad

It's probably gonna get resolved

[vagrant hazel]

is there any info for the time of the season?

[lapis birch]

I'm blaming ping system and sounds

[waxen garnet]

lmao fair

my fps is so cooked in this game

[lapis birch]

Like time to grind ranks? Wipe is 3 months so is season

[lapis birch]

We hope it gets fixed this or next hotfix

[vagrant hazel]

i mean when will current one end?

[lapis birch]

About 2,5 months, we are almost over 2 week ssf

[vagrant hazel]

oh only 2 weeks

alr tysm

[lapis birch]

You have more than 2 months to grind

It's easy

[vagrant hazel]

yeah i see

[icy finch]

wsp guys im need a party for normals with 1 bard, and 1 cleric

killing people\looting\bossfighting

[floral ember]

why does Caltrops as a rogue when I deploy it keeps hitting me even when Im running? Is there a trick to use it without getting hit?

[vale anvil]

It always puts it behind you when used.

So if you run in a straight line and use it, it should never hit you

[icy finch]

still finding bard and warlock for party.

[midnight granite]

14 crypts in a row without the armory!! WP SDF!!!

[junior bronze]

Yeah I had to switch to GeForce now. Game became stuttery on my PC this wipe

[waxen garnet]

bro the lich is deadass impossible

it spawns 4 archers and you cant kill them

[novel umbra]

lmao

[waxen garnet]

and then if you do kill them he just revives them

what am i meant to do?

[bleak coyote]

[frosty stratus]

WHY SDF WHY?? My pc is bricked because of you because i wanted to play high roller which Ive been playing for years WHYYY

[elder hazel]

people are still crying bout tpm ?? ?

[bleak coyote]

get a cleric, have him holy purify. Hit lich 2, move back. Dodge shot. Hit twice, tank circkle, hit twice. Perry orb. Holy purify mobs, repeat

[quaint skiff]

Spectral fabric from dealmaker 25 coins worth?

[stable bloom]

no

[bleak coyote]

heck no. Sell the coins on market when it opens after it has been open, buy fabric
coins sell for a lot, people use it to gamble legendary gear

[stable bloom]

thats probably like 7k lmao

[misty ridge]

Never sell when market opens

Farm as much liquid gold as you can during ssf, buy up all the cheap gear from everybody listing at once, and then after market stabilizes at the normal prices you sell

[bleak coyote]

Agreed, I should have formed my message better.
prices are always wack first 48 hours

[midnight granite]

20 crypts without armory, thanks paul !!

[lapis birch]

How about quest/hunt items?

I have tons of those like flowers etc

[bleak coyote]

buy them if you feel they are cheap, dont sell of at least a day, better a couple

unless you see something highly inflated, moving very quick. Most stuff first days will get undercut in seconds, you lose tons on listing fees

[lapis birch]

Aight I'm gonna wait until the end of week

I know people buy those flowers and they are expensive

It's no brainer to collect them whenever possible

Same goes for ores and dirt (jewelry)

[bleak coyote]

true, but it takes a while for the initial overuspply to die down. Last season it took about 2-3 weeks after ssf ended for prices to become somwhat stable

[misty ridge]

How many gold emblems are y'all to your coin chest?

For Huntress

[lapis birch]

5

[misty ridge]

My friend was at 9 last week, I'm at 8 now

[midnight granite]

just go get a chest from pile lol

[misty ridge]

He's getting them so fast

[bleak coyote]

I got 16 towards the 30 for the chest, will be another 3 weeks at least

[lapis birch]

I have like 12 silver ones

Collecting them like goblin

[cloud citrus]

23

[lapis birch]

No stash space

They can never give me enough stashes to fill up my shit

[bleak coyote]

that is why you got multiple characters. My bard only has pants, my warlock only has chest plates

[azure snow]

all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[onyx stag]

yeah mule characters are the way to go. i got a barb with only coin purses holding over 100k gold

when i get the chest i'm just gona sell it. they're overrated fr

i doubt anyone plays 11 characters every wipe and needs all those tabs. might as well sacrifice some of em for mules

[midnight granite]

hes right. you can hold 120 pouches in a single stash which holds 60k gold. and only costs 500g on 1 stupid character to hold + the 120k buying the pouches. compared to a chest that also probably costs 120k+ and only holds 25k.

[azure snow]

We all knew he was lieing lol

[onyx stag]

i think its more like 24k per tab

[midnight granite]

pouches, not purses

[bleak coyote]

24k with the small purses that cost 5 gold (so 1200 gold to hold 24k)
60k with the pouches that cost 1000 gold (120k to hold 60k)

[onyx stag]

yeah i use the smallest ones

[midnight granite]

ewww

[devout grail]

Day 13 without High Roller…

At this point Squire Royale feels like a social experiment designed to see how long players can survive without meaningful progression.

The game still generates these giant boss arenas in Ruins and Crypts like:
“Look what you’re missing.”

Meanwhile they’re completely empty while I extract gear that instantly becomes worthless because next match I’m right back to default kit and mandatory PvP cardio simulator.

The only boss still alive is Demon Overseer in Inferno, assuming I survive enough trio encounters and circle pressure to still have functioning brain cells by floor 3.

Please revert the TPM / Secure Boot / HVCI change so HR can come back and these boss rooms can stop feeling like abandoned monuments to better times.

[azure snow]

cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

[lapis birch]

cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

[azure snow]

cool moderation guys. how was i supposed to know lining up harpies and bending them over an alter to stare at them for the rest of the match "a concerningly high number of times" is a bannable offense

[lapis birch]

Who the fq came up with the idea to make small one 5 gold but slightly bigger one 1k gold

Cost efficiency of small one is 20x and shouldn't the same thing apply to big one?

[bleak coyote]

last season the chests that hold 25k where selling for 300k. there is no logic

[lapis birch]

You can't buy chest off merchant tho, that long piece of fabric and leather is just...staring at me knowing I'll never buy it

This season I'm doing quests because game good so waiting for chest quest and huntress coins

[fallen crypt]

@patent socket arrest him

[lapis birch]

all I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Why cant we get cheeked up preggoblins? Better yet, why cant we get wizards that are even OLDER and VICIOUSLY CLOSE TO DYING OF OLD AGE, but with FRESH LATE-TERM preggar bellies, with no blemishes and perfect skin, while the rest of their bodies are sucked in like raisins, as if the preg was draining their life force, and with even LONGER white beards, whiters and longer and older, just there defensless in the cold stone cobblestone crypts, just so scared and so alone and wishing and praying for atrong goblin arms to wrap around them and hold them and keep them safe.
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[static trail]

WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS IN GAME

[azure snow]

Noooo

[fringe slate]

where the hell can i find sturdy cloth???

[azure snow]

Google

[fringe slate]

i did

its not there

@azure snow

[azure snow]

Ruins check fort module

[azure snow]

Pull lever go up ladder

[drifting scaffold]

ice caves “frozen lake” module has a couple spawns. like nick said there’s a few in ruins like barbican and end wall

[limpid lion]

dose the crypts boss room always look the same or is it different for each boss?

[drifting scaffold]

same for all, you can tell at least lich from the doorway since the skeleton corpses will be on the ground

[languid hull]

can we buff halberd PLEASE? 🗣️

[azure snow]

Yes 💯

[icy plover]

Yeah dude , why have an artifact weapon without a special bonus. Boring artifact

[azure snow]

Just have a wizard glaze u in s2r free artifact fire halbred go BONK bomaclat

[lapis birch]

Haste ignite halberd would go crazy ngl

[azure snow]

U know whats up 😉

[tired urchin]

this halberd 2 tap next lobby repeat gameplay loop is stale now

[lapis birch]

It's probably gonna be adjusted this week

[misty ridge]

I like Ignite more than Cinder

I mean I understand Ignite is statistically a lot worse, but Cinder doesn't have the swingy sound effects

[lapis birch]

Ignite + water/ice weapon, the best of both worlds

Sorc wiz duo buffball sorc with haste and ignite

[azure snow]

That sounds disgusting 🫦

👁👄👁

[fallen crypt]

Ice cave, ruins, maelstrom, on a utility spawn

[vale crow]

Why not both

[fallen crypt]

easy common one is the barbican module (spectral knights) go into the left hand tower up the ladder, walk to the chest, kill the skeleton guardsman and there’s a spawn for right there

[coral spear]

When does the market open?

[azure snow]

Ignite on cinder BOMBACLAT

[worn bronze]

Like 3 dats

Days*

[coral spear]

Thanks

[worn bronze]

[vale fjord]

When does market drop?

[fringe slate]

how do i get old bloody bandage and spider silk

[empty bane]

mummies and spiders

but not spider mommies

[fringe slate]

the bigger ones

?

[empty bane]

sure any of the bigger ones

[fiery aspen]

Spider silk is dropped by the big spider, IDK if it drops from ice spiders or not

[rain pine]

i love when rogues team on me in HR

so FUCKING fun.

[hushed kindle]

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/mGIJd43lVXeiE4yjy?invite=cr-MSxicW8sMTk3NDcwMzQ0&v=28

Just killed 2 people in captains key and 3 more rolled up on me

[rain pine]

i play OCE servers, im sick to death of these fucking chinese dudes teaming up and plotting

[opaque remnant]

how are you losing in your own servers lol I play in SEA the literal home server of the chinese and its not as bad as ppl make it out to be

[rain pine]

how am I losing? brother im getting teamed on

[hushed kindle]

They have 10 people in a discord are you daft?

[opaque remnant]

wait r u playing trios or solos

[rain pine]

solos

and getting teamed on by like 4 chinese dudes

[opaque remnant]

damn

ig the ones who cant win here go to other servers to team and win lol

[hushed kindle]

I just killed 2 rogues in captains key and then 3 duds rolled in on me LOL

[warped kernel]

@proud copper remove HR requirements, they are killing your game like you once did

[rain pine]

its so stupid, they act friendly and they plot in their own fucking language against me and suddenly ive got 4 rupture shots and sneak attacks in my backside

[opaque remnant]

what req?

isnt rank the only requirement for HR lol

[rain pine]

nah theres windows 11 system reqs, TPM2.0 and HCVI

alot of older devices cant run it now

[floral steeple]

just buy new pc duh

[rain pine]

bread tastes better than key ahh