the-tavern

[pure wigeon]

ApeBiogenesis, G.Hall Monitor is highkey my goat

[oak ember]

@merry karma are you ogx400?

[empty bane]

when a dwarf is a penguin does he still get -10 mvs?

What is the max luck roll on charm of fortune?

[pure wigeon]

help me my RAT FORM is PREGNANT 🫃 IRONMACE patch the PREGNANT rat form to stop his big FURRY BELLY from dragging on the CRYPT FLOOR🫃

[empty bane]

can we bring back random queue for some of the modes?

[harsh finch]

Well, it was fun guys. 7k hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[frigid dragon]

dark and darker running like shit for anyone else?

[harsh finch]

Everyone

[empty bane]

its not ideal no

[toxic bear]

why is ironmace so incompetent at optimizing their game bruh, every wipe i lose 20 fps minimum

[tough jay]

thank god i thought it was me

[restive lintel]

where do i get an awl

[warped kernel]

skeleton spearman

[rich barn]

Spearmen IPS

[restive lintel]

is there an area specifically to find them?

[warped kernel]

yea if you know the spawns there is like big wheel 2nd floor crypt but just keep your eyes open for spearman, they are fairly wide spread on 2nd floor

[potent ledge]

So will Ironmace survive the payout? Is game dead?

[restive lintel]

ur pcs fine

[light dragon]

so I cannot enable secure boot in my bios, I am not prepared to hire some fucking IT guy to fix this for me, and I want to play HR -

Go figure, IM.....

[empty bane]

are you using UEFI?

[light dragon]

way to somehow fuck things up further for your player base

[empty bane]

Tic

[light dragon]

?

[empty bane]

are you using UEFI

[light dragon]

what is UEFI

[empty bane]

its like a thing for hds to boot

in bios, but you need it on to see secure boot options

[light dragon]

how do i ensure its on

[empty bane]

do you know the make and model of the motherboard?

[light dragon]

like, I should not have to make fucking changes to the BIOS of my PC to play a mode I have played since PT1 cuz these guys cannot figure out a method to secure their game without requesting insane things that will never allow them to deply this out on a large scale

no clue dude

this is a fucking joke

another awful decision by IM 'brass'

[empty bane]

do you genuinely want help, or are you just venting?

[light dragon]

i want an easy solution TBH - and its not as if I can troubleshoot my bios very easily from this pc

[empty bane]

well if you go into Start > type system information, it will bring up msinfo, then you can tell me the motherboard product name

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 7k hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[light dragon]

yah fuck that

[harsh finch]

Well, it was fun guys. 7k hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[woeful crescent]

Well, it was fun guys. 7k hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

@hexed adder

[light dragon]

X470 gaming-itx/ac

This is accurate though -

@hexed adder - Well, it was fun guys. 7k hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[ruby slate]

did teaming become allowed again in hr? 3 people teaming in solos ruins eu

[unreal garnet]

Jumping was the one place they got it right in terms of momentum or intertia of the player. However, on March 8th, 2026, SDF announced that it was gone. The last hope this game becoming anything logical. Gone in the wind... the magic winds ig. He announced that (because of his PVE-main chudbuddy) they would be removing jumping momentum when your perform an action in-air... i guess its those magic winds again, or something... (because of his PVE-main chudbuddy) so now we're stuck playing the Boof and Goofer, Strafe and Strafer gamble fest where your opponent claps in your face if you attempt ranged damage from more than 15 feet away, because the odds are stacked in favor of the house. Chalk the game, fr. (all because of his PVE-main chudbuddy btw)

[empty bane]

should be in the security tab of the Bios

it wont show up if CSM is enabled

[balmy elbow]

yo I havent played in a few wipes, and I know they change how luck worked a few times. is it good right now? like actually worth building to farm?

[blazing flame]

yea

[empty bane]

yes its 10 times better than the last 4 seasons

[light dragon]

wont let me enable it, gives me some message i cannot recall

[empty bane]

is CSM enabled?

[balmy elbow]

wow k thanks, i was wondering why tf anyone would pick the luck religion over the interact speed/cd one

[light dragon]

no clue, whats CSM

[blazing flame]

if u have time to farm a lot its worth

[empty bane]

its compatability support module, its what you run instead of UEFI on older system

its in the boot tab of your bios

[sonic heart]

I am so tired of this game putting me into matches where 5-7 minutes have already passed.
For the love of everything that is holy, allow me to choose to wait for another match to start!

[light dragon]

again, IronMace needs to fucking automate whatever they are trying to do or accomplish their means just like every other bloody gaming company that has managed to stave off cheating.

I am not their tech engineer to fuck around with my PC on their behalf

[junior bronze]

there are a couple games with the same requirements right now, (BF6, Valorant) agreed though

[empty bane]

Ok these are normal settings for modern pcs

older pcs have the capability but havent switched them on yet

but games/operating systems going forward is gonna require this stuff

[light dragon]

so write a script or something to automate it for clients

[empty bane]

you cant write a script for this bro

every single motherboard manufactured in the last 12 years has different steps

[light dragon]

figure out a better way to achieve their goals - like I said, I am not their tech engineer. refund here we go.

[empty bane]

you are not getting a refund because you no longer meet the minimum requirements of a single game mode bro

[versed holly]

bro been in the server for 3 years talking about some refund 😭

[empty bane]

In your case its worse, because you likely do meet the requirements you just dont wanna

[junior bronze]

They need to update their steam hardware requirements if that's the case

the requirements are old as hell

[empty bane]

yeah i looked the other day and its like Quad Core cpu

its like QUAD CORES WERE OUT IN 2010

[junior bronze]

Recommended Quad core

[empty bane]

or before bros

[junior bronze]

I mean minimum still says 8gb of ram and 3gb video card

that aint enough for HR

[empty bane]

can we get a hue slider for new inferno guys?

or at least let us see how it looks on the dev monitors

because this cartoon stuff can not be real

[fiery aspen]

I cannot get a lukeworm stew to save my life :-:

[empty bane]

jsutr kill zambies broi

[fiery moat]

this game is not fluide

[junior bronze]

Regardless, Steam does allow refunds for games that change requirements even after the 2 hr playtime mark. I feel like this is the nuclear option but it exists, note that DaD hasn't officially changed them but it's clearly different now

[fiery aspen]

-.-

[empty bane]

you playing in which mode, with how much luck?

this is why I dont like staged quests

literally everyone looking for the same mob on same map

[gaunt oracle]

murder all the zombies. loot any grave essence and rottne fluids you find along the way. they might be quest items later 😉

[sonic heart]

I think you can file some sort of complaint to steam.
You have bought a game, and suddenly you cannot play it because IM decides to do stuff like this.
Idk tho, maybe its possible to get a refund on the grounds of this

[empty bane]

at the same time, OH But it makes for natural pvp.... yeah great

[random anchor]

PLEASE revert security changes so i can game. s2r is getting boring

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 42069 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[raw scarab]

Well, it was fun guys. 42069 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[empty bane]

Steam are not gonna give a refund because the game doesnt work, because checks notes 'user is to lazy/principled to change a setting in bios'

[cosmic path]

I've scanned every file for corruption, updated every driver, checked every setting in safe mode and it still disables memory integrity after restart. The only reasons I play this game is for hr and Arena so I guess I wont be playing anymore

[empty bane]

they also are not gonna give a refund for an Early access game that stops working on tech from 2012

[empty bane]

what does Code integrity log say?

[junior bronze]

Ehh my Pc is literally the recommended setep on IM's page, and it's from 2018 not 2012 lol

[empty bane]

thats good, you should have no issues

[junior bronze]

also I have the requirements for HR, but it still runs like ass. They need to upate their steam page like I said

otherwise you'll have ppl buying the game with old PCs and then not being able to play, coming here and complaining lol

[empty bane]

so your pc runs HR?

[junior bronze]

Poorly compared to norms but yes

[empty bane]

but you are worried about people with old pcs that cant run HR?

also how differen is norms to hr? in performance?

[junior bronze]

I want the game to do well like everyone else lol

[cosmic path]

Msg'ed you a sc idk what im looking at

[junior bronze]

ye hardcore peformance stutters due to HCVI being enabled

like it's running fine then boom hugee 1-2 laggy frame drops

norms running completely fine without HCVI

[sonic heart]

2018<
But you're right they wont

[empty bane]

if you click on the things that say Critical, Errors, and warnings you can see some issues

[fallen crypt]

this mf still yapping

[woeful crescent]

@SDF

[sonic heart]

I'm always yapping

[woeful crescent]

@SDF

@POUL

[empty bane]

so you are switching it off to play norms?

[junior bronze]

yes, otherwise performance continues to suffer

[empty bane]

next season when HVCI is required for all modes

whats the plan?

[junior bronze]

Stop playing

[sonic heart]

Most logical step? Play other things untill you get new hardware

[empty bane]

I take it you cant switch to 1440p Keziha

[woeful crescent]

Stop playing :/

[junior bronze]

[junior bronze]

It's even lower than that atm

[empty bane]

when I switch hv

when i switch HVCI on I get more fps in 1440p than 1080p

[junior bronze]

hmm, good to know. Thanks

[empty bane]

because then my gpu is actually doing work

[woeful crescent]

Maybe Poul create HR without antivheats and cheaters can play and ppl with old PC (name: old pc and cheaters mode)

Sound good?

[empty bane]

sounds good

[junior bronze]

[empty bane]

maybe they just remove HR

because what even is the point now

[fiery aspen]

peak

[gaunt oracle]

Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves are an endangered species? Poachers have hunted them near extinction for their prized ivories. The poor dwarves are nearly defenseless in the water, as their tiny, stout bodies don't move through the water very fast. Join the conservation effort today! For the low price of 100g per HR entry, you can fund a poacher poaching party to help safeguard our precious Aquatic Dwarves.

[cosmic path]

Sent you the issues idk what any of this means

[random anchor]

PLEASE revert security changes so i can game. s2r is getting boring

[azure snow]

Yo

Hear me out

[woeful crescent]

@hexed adder

[sonic heart]

3 day of trying to get a feather. No feather, but i got 4 eggs.
This bird is a fing joke

[azure snow]

I was in s2r and had Randoms the barb spawned in pulled a rusty key looked at me and ran to pile... we got ambushed and he just some how left the room and was across the map what tf did I witness

He spawned with the key

[empty bane]

will check iot when i get out of hr

[cloud citrus]

its the same with mimics, the high rarity drops are more common that the actual common drops. at least for me it is

[empty bane]

Nice i got three feathers before egg, same rarity same drop chance

[cloud citrus]

gotten like 12 tongues per tooth

[sonic heart]

I rather want 3 feathers tbh

[empty bane]

if you want teeth go pve

white loot

[woeful crescent]

Sell viola and 2 Lege ring for new mother board

XDDDDD

[cloud citrus]

thats where ive been doing it

[upper star]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[pure wigeon]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[azure snow]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[woeful crescent]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[azure snow]

I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.

[pure wigeon]

I'm smoking on that hellish fiery inferno demonic overlord pack. They watered this with the ichor of 42 demon overlords. Shits more acidic than a condensed zombie fart cloud. Goblin, you rip one and it'll burn your togue off, no more Mika Vista. Embezzled with royal rubies so you know the AS on the rip is exotic goblin. This shit straight out of Inferno. Yeah, this that unstable game server explosive shot lifeleaf. This shit is what vanquished the (ghost) king. RIP my liege, for real my goblin.

[azure snow]

That doesn't stop me from playing 6 runs of 4k per hour, getting tons of artifacts, defeating all the bosses solo, obtaining multiple chests, and having a full inventory for all my characters. Am I an addict with over 7000 k hrs? Yes, but cheaters never affected my progress, and not being able to play because of that is ridiculous.

[gilded heath]

🥀

[verbal pond]

the game fried my drivers... i had to reinstall windows completely and i still cannot play HR

[gaunt oracle]

Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves are an endangered species? Poachers have hunted them near extinction for their prized ivories. The poor dwarves are nearly defenseless in the water, as their tiny, stout bodies don't move through the water very fast. Join the conservation effort today! For the low price of 100g per HR entry, you can fund a poacher poaching party to help safeguard our precious Aquatic Dwarves.

[teal blade]

best artifact what yall think

[fiery aspen]

i wrep spyder and shuv in p0t

its hobby :-:

[simple aspen]

pulv and pestilence

[teal blade]

dont even joke lad

[junior bronze]

Same. I've run into 2 confirmed cheaters over 6k hrs of HR and arena

[gaunt oracle]

fulgor or viola for 1st and 2nd, order is debatable... but then 3rd place aint even close

[azure snow]

I was in s2r and had Randoms the barb spawned in pulled a rusty key looked at me and ran to pile... we got ambushed and he just some how left the room and was across the map what tf did I witness

He spawned with the key

[junior bronze]

I saw that, and not surprised. Been seeing talk of cheaters finding their way in still

[teal blade]

catice and zirkzis can be close if you get an insane add mag / debuff reduction kit

[sonic heart]

in the crypts?

[azure snow]

Yes

[azure snow]

Yes only s2r map

[sonic heart]

He could have found the rusty key in the Ruins one level above

[junior bronze]

I suppose the vast majority of cheaters don't want to be caught and won't do stupid shit that would expose them tho

[azure snow]

I meant ruins my b

[sonic heart]

ah

[azure snow]

I call it all crypts lol

[sonic heart]

Yeah i doubt the changes made has stopped cheaters

[azure snow]

We were behind rusty door had a team blocking it and he just vanished and hes across the bridge leaving

[junior bronze]

ye Barb shouldn't be able to do that lol

[azure snow]

Ik lmao

[junior bronze]

I could see a rogue or Sorc TPing but

yeah no

[sonic heart]

Are you sure? 🤔

[azure snow]

The door didn't even open to leave

[junior bronze]

on second thought let's give Barb teleport

[sonic heart]

Actually good idea, he needs to be able to keep up with togue

[junior bronze]

casters weren't getting hammered enough

[eager arch]

Did they remove the statistics page?

[midnight loom]

has anyone else have had a problem with there memory integrity no staying on without any conflicts it so fustrating

[empty bane]

Did you try to reset the Hypervisor?

[empty bane]

which page?

[eager arch]

the stat page where you could check extracts, kills etc on each mode/map

[empty bane]

its called Hall of fame

[midnight loom]

im looking into it now.

[eager arch]

Nah stats page tracked a ton of different stuff specifically just for yourself

[empty bane]

ih your stats are at the bottom, but like the otehr thing they kinda are thinking about, cause its by account name now

[fiery aspen]

WoodenMallet, please let me have the stew. I'm 2 stacks of flesh and like 6 biles in :-:

I refuse to play pve

[empty bane]

you get them in all modes bro

hop on a cleric if its taking too long

[fiery aspen]

Honestly not a bad idea

run cleric crypts

[empty bane]

Just run to like Bathhouse

bridge in crypts

[unreal garnet]

yep! apparerently the basic counting of things were too much for Ironboof (stats were wrong) so they removed it!!!

[empty bane]

fishing grounds, and corridors

think i got like 3 stews in one run

weird I killed people in HR but it doesnt show up

[stable minnow]

wheres a good spot to farm arcane essence?

[empty bane]

any pyramid

[radiant shale]

pretty sure archmage and kai guy drop arcane essence

forgot about the others

[stable minnow]

okay

[radiant shale]

👍

[empty bane]

Any pyramid

[sonic heart]

OMG 5 COCKATRICE EGGS NOW, I AM GONNA LOOSE MY POOP MAN

[stable minnow]

okay

what mobs in the pyramid

[empty bane]

all the mummies and bats

[cloud citrus]

what does the cockatrice even do

[empty bane]

gives you free loot

[eager arch]

sometimes goes and and finds you loot. it's pretty dog

[sonic heart]

Bird, it drops a feather and its egg

I need its feather, have been for 3 days, i got 5 eggs

[cloud citrus]

like enough that its worth doing the quests orrr?

[empty bane]

never

you spend like 150k on it

it gives you like 10k back over the season

I hope the upgraded its drops this season, but I doubt it

[cloud citrus]

well shit, guess im not doing that

[empty bane]

counterpoint you get a cute lil guy that loves you

Also do we think they were created in a wizard lab?

Or was some chicken brave enough to pound a dragon

[cloud citrus]

first coice sounds more likely if you ask me

[empty bane]

wizards at the market and lizardman vendor is like 'Yes bro 2 top quality dragon eggs!!' 'Yeah that one is a little small, faerie dragon mate, imported' 'Yes I'm sure its not just a chicken egg painted blue'

4 weeks later, one Angry wizard

be like those one guys being BUY MY ARTIFACT WITH + 2 WEAPON damage. and its underolled on average

at least they removed that this season

how do we feel about the statics needing opened guys?

[fiery aspen]

I have 3 >:)

[junior bronze]

it's good, no more running to safety the moment a fight goes south

Not a big fan of portals closing so fast tho

[empty bane]

ye but like rogues/bards dont really notice, and clerics are just ded

of course its the opposite for portals so balanced?

[junior bronze]

feels like you have to take the interaction religion as cleric

[empty bane]

I take the cdr one

[junior bronze]

5% cdr aint much tho, compared to 20% interact. Big QoL imo

[strange sage]

does "point-blank expert" work with melee weapons?

[empty bane]

idk I dont get to loot shit as cleric

I just kill everything

[strange sage]

20% interaction speed is literally like 4 resourcefulness

[hexed lava]

what happened to the tailor quests?

[empty bane]

2 days

[pure wigeon]

I have officially reached my limit. After 67 hours (yes I checked, don’t try to invalidate my experience), I can confidently say this game is fundamentally broken at its core. The fact that a Rogue can simply EXIST in the same lobby as me completely invalidates my entire playstyle. I am a THINKING player. I position. I calculate. And yet I am punished for it by someone holding W and pressing two buttons.

Before anyone says “skill issue,” I want you to understand I have played competitive games for over 10 years. I hit Diamond in multiple titles (not that it matters, but it does). This is not about skill. This is about DESIGN FAILURE.

If the devs do not address this IMMEDIATELY, I will be uninstalling. And no, this is not an empty threat. I already hovered over the uninstall button twice today.

[empty bane]

wait cobalt is out already

[junior bronze]

Real? damn, tbf it's not like you'd ever want to build resourcefulness

[empty bane]

interesting, oh never mind they changed the stat on the gear

[junior bronze]

except for pile looting

[kind plinth]

rogue? lol

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[kind plinth]

LMAO

[empty bane]

also guys COME ON give us all the silver weapons up to blue as craftable on season start

they are worthless later

actually, what if HR was locked for the first few weeks? thoughts

[wraith fulcrum]

hmmm

[strange sage]

why?

[clever onyx]

what is an aquaglow lantern and are they even good to sell?

[dusky salmon]

make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[empty bane]

torch that works underwater, and uh no?

[empty bane]

to make the early gears more fun?

[boreal spoke]

is it not armor pen anymore?

[strange sage]

why punish everybody? you can go play norms if you want

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm

[empty bane]

punish?

[wraith fulcrum]

we already are punished

[boreal spoke]

yea they advertise buying legendary for new players as access to HR and multiple characters

[empty bane]

no fuckin projectile disfuntion

[boreal spoke]

wow

[pine knot]

hey somebuddy maybe knows why every time i try to change the memroy stuff and do a restsrt my pc has the blue screen of death?

[boreal spoke]

that’s terrible

[wraith fulcrum]

access to hr? that is a joke right?

[empty bane]

on the bright side, AP is now on Obsidian gear

[boreal spoke]

sadly no

[empty bane]

Legendary is extra stash tab and 12 bros for the people who cant play hr

[wraith fulcrum]

what access to hr? when legendary just dont give shit now days

extra stash can be put on they ass

who care about 1 stash?

[empty bane]

1 Shared stash extra? people would pay upwards of $15 for that, every season

lmao

[toxic yarrow]

why are the workshop upgrades so expensive? just the first level alone is a lot, and that's just for ONE workshop, there are 4

it seems like survival craft levels of grind and this is a dungeon crawler loot extraction game.

are workshops even worth it? the fact that you can't specifically craft what you want and rely on RNG seems awful

[empty bane]

11 more bros to also hoard gear you will never use on

[boreal spoke]

did u think people were buying the season pass for the torch skin or the meds?

[wraith fulcrum]

if you pay 15$ on this game each season you are kinda brainded

[timber raptor]

My report numbers turned yellow

[empty bane]

the workshop would be fine if this game didnt wipe every three months

[dusky salmon]

make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[wraith fulcrum]

after how they treat us? xD

[toxic yarrow]

that as well...

all that grind just for it to reset completely

[boreal spoke]

i mean the games been in a pretty good state imo for the last couple months

[unreal garnet]

wait so is the demigod reward this season going to be even worse than last seasons becsause everyone will pretty much get it by default?

[wraith fulcrum]

xd

[boreal spoke]

last season was good besides the dupe

[empty bane]

ye its free fortnite battlepass now

[wraith fulcrum]

they always fck up something

[static zodiac]

no confirmation on this whatsoever

[wraith fulcrum]

demigod is free

but a what cost?

[static zodiac]

tbh the only mid thing they did was this hvic stuff

[toxic yarrow]

i wonder now if this game will ever leave ea because in all these years and seeing its current state, they seem to be pulling a project zomboid

[cloud citrus]

dont you need legendary status for pathfinder and up?

[boreal spoke]

i feel bad for the folk with bad pcs and no money

[static zodiac]

HR lobbies are DEAD

[wraith fulcrum]

yes

[boreal spoke]

i haven’t had dead hr lobbies

[static zodiac]

this whole situation is insane

people shouldnt be forced to have better hardware just to play imo

[boreal spoke]

na east duos was poppin yesterday

[warped kernel]

yup, so many ppl would be in the dungeons rn

[unreal garnet]

last seasons was a rotten bandage...

[static zodiac]

idk i have found like 2 ppl

[dusky salmon]

make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[boreal spoke]

that’s what happens when you use a computer from 2015

[unreal garnet]

• lower player count to cate to this season.... RIP

[wraith fulcrum]

uhm software? mayb you wanna say hardware?

xD

[sonic heart]

Ye, even watermap HR is populated on EU. Usually is dead af

[static zodiac]

I liked the reward personally but i can see why people wouldnt like it

its a exclusive reward you see 24/7

[static zodiac]

indeed, thank you

[wraith fulcrum]

bandage was ok

[static zodiac]

honestly yeah i like it alot

[wraith fulcrum]

not the best not the worse

is cool, our first bandage skin

[cloud citrus]

do we know when we can see the new seasons rewards?

[wraith fulcrum]

i wanna one bandage with brown spots

[static zodiac]

likely around june tbh

[wraith fulcrum]

:v

[boreal spoke]

i like the default bandage over the nasty green one 😔

[static zodiac]

wouldnt be shocked considering this games track history lolol

[wraith fulcrum]

can be called "Wipe bandages"

[boreal spoke]

can we talk about how shit the imp skin is tho

[static zodiac]

it makes lifebloom doable at least

in squire lobbies..

[boreal spoke]

only skin with forced no helmet that doesn’t give you any headshot reduction i believe

[wraith fulcrum]

squire lobbies xd

idk for what i know was good enought last season

uhm i just dont like the forcing us to play just 1 map

[boreal spoke]

wdym?

[static zodiac]

crypts only s2r

[wraith fulcrum]

squire to riches

:v

[boreal spoke]

oh i don’t like s2r

i hate getting stuff out and not being able to use it

[empty bane]

they deleted S2R

only SR now

[static zodiac]

they deleted the 2

[boreal spoke]

squire royale

[empty bane]

the sequel will be S2R2

[marble violet]

I men ppl used to just die to mobs and reset if they got watermap, and only half the ppl played the match if it wasnt ruins

[boreal spoke]

i’d like a squire royale with cheese

[empty bane]

I'm ok with that

like if you dont wanna play a map and kill yourself its a continious mode

some maps are terrible for some classes

[static zodiac]

its just a name change tbh

[empty bane]

nah its really not

[marble violet]

i would like it if there was a timebased totation of the maps

[static zodiac]

me too

[empty bane]

before I could take a couple of timmies in tehy could try combat, get some loot, and leave with their goods

now its arena people focused

[marble violet]

like it used to be for solo/duo/trio on the maps

[sonic heart]

Anyone know the cap on armor pen?

[static zodiac]

Oh and the extracts for f1 and f2 are gone lol

forgor

[empty bane]

only way to reliably take the gear out is via expressman

ye

[static zodiac]

not too bad

[empty bane]

I'd be ok with both modes being in the game

[static zodiac]

the ones who make it out in inferno become filthy rich

[empty bane]

then when they nixed s2r, the alternative was to go naked normals, and just hit queue

now you have to find a party for that

[fringe quartz]

no cap im pretty sure

it should honestly have one though

[empty bane]

its weird, they want to appeal to the arena bros, who only play when arena is open, but they also want to appeal to casual players, so their solution this season is to make all of the PVE/Demigod stuff super casual, and make the pvp much more sweaty. Thing is people want really really hard PVE stuff, and then take a break on casual pvp

like some people obviously

[gaunt island]

whats the best mob for arcane essence

[sonic heart]

I remember the old days where this game and its community was seriously unfriendly to casual gamers and new comers.
Anything that gave the tiniest opportunity to even the playing field or give new players a chance to learn, was just frowned upon.

[latent bobcat]

yo @lost plover do you know if the huntress gains affinity? like can we buy legendary gear from her with the new coins

[sonic heart]

I find a lot on mummies

[empty bane]

go to pyramids

[brittle sinew]

they want to do it rly?

[empty bane]

no idea, but it seems like the worst possible thing they could do, and ironmace do love to do that

[brittle sinew]

ofc it is, im interested in data how many ppl can't play bcs of hardware

[dusky salmon]

im one of them, ironmace dont care but anyways.. Make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale, if u can, buy all the new released cosmetics of their shop, since ironmace care so much for their playerbase give em smth back right ?

[brittle sinew]

dw, i supporting them also and rn i can't play hr anymore

[torn fjord]

so my secure boot is on and i cant play hr

how do i fix

[dusky salmon]

you bought the new cosmetic bundles already ?

[dusky salmon]

Make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[empty bane]

is tpm on

[torn fjord]

tpm?

[brittle sinew]

after lossing the access to hr? of course of course

and you?

[empty bane]

TPM 2.0 in your bios

[lost plover]

None of the quests give affinity that I can see

[torn fjord]

ill go try to see i have an hp omen so my bios is so limited

[dusky salmon]

nice ! yeah ofc, I bought the ingame shop empty. Why wouldnt I support a playerbase loving company who cares so much about their customers

[brittle sinew]

Good job bro! im still in process

[surreal warren]

same, and duno

[mint creek]

@gaunt island the little turtle are 100 drop rate I think

[echo spoke]

bro the demon is sick

[mighty leaf]

What classes are op right now

[dusky salmon]

im happy that ironmace cares so much about their customers! So many people that cant join HR or Arena anymore and the first thing they did to fix this problem was to advertise a 24$ Cosmetic Bundle in the shop, I just couldnt and had to buy it! Im amazed just how ironmace knows that everyone of their customers just love to torture themselves just for ironmace's favor

[gaunt oracle]

I sure hope the Ember Gem guy didn't quit

[dusky salmon]

please take all my money ironmace and lock me out of HR, Why dont I just shove smth like a 2 metre broom up in my anoos

[fallen wagon]

Can someone help me with this secure boot stuff I’m in my bios rn and it’s on

[mighty leaf]

What classes are op right now

[junior bronze]

everything except druid

[fallen wagon]

Tpm device just says available

[dusky salmon]

Make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[mighty leaf]

good fuck druid lol

[fallen wagon]

Can I get some real help?

[junior bronze]

ya they removed shapeshift mastery so it's a lot harder to rat the way it was before. Or rather, it was nerfed

[boreal spoke]

get a pc that’s not from the stone age

[dusky salmon]

Do you think Ironmace wants to help ? They advertise newly released cosmetic bundles first

[junior bronze]

Navigate to the Security or Advanced tab to locate "Trusted Computing," "Intel PTT," or "AMD fTPM" and set it to Enabled - Gemini

for TPM 2.0

[boreal spoke]

bro used ai

[fallen wagon]

Nope don’t have all that have an hp omen and my bios is limited

[dusky salmon]

im sorry you cooked, but its okay, just Make sure to grab one of the new released cosmetic bundles before they disappear from the sale

[junior bronze]

I mean it's easier to just paste your problem into AI than scour the internet reading 10 year old posts on reddit or Tom's Hardware

[cedar igloo]

how to get the faustian bargain? i have 0 left and i am lvl 55

[vast karma]

So no more auto fill? Just the "party finder"

[junior bronze]

is there anything called Virtualization technology?

[fallen wagon]

Nah there’s like nothing

[junior bronze]

cause I had to enable that on my HP

[boreal spoke]

get xp in game, looting breaking and killing anything

[fallen wagon]

I’ll check it’s making me put in my buy locker recovery and I have to go and get that now

[dusky salmon]

buy a newly released cosmetic bundle in the shop

[cedar igloo]

bro i am lvl 55 wym get xp???

[boreal spoke]

why the fuck would it have anything to do with your characters level

[surreal warren]

mine is and it still doesnt work

[gaunt oracle]

are we flexing levels? 😄

[boreal spoke]

i mean precisely what i said

[cedar igloo]

same question but to do with getting xp?

bro i kill anything break everything and i still get not that bargain

[vast karma]

Some of us didn't mind random fill wish they'd stop staking crap away from us to implement "better" stuff

[boreal spoke]

break shit, kill monsters/players and loot/break boxes

[junior bronze]

it says TPM available no TPM state option?

[tough jay]

games acting so funny man npcs floating away when objects that they are kinda clipped into break

spiders standing in piles not moving ect

[fallen wagon]

Yeah it says Tpm available

[gaunt oracle]

its earned per map layer... you get 1 faustian charge per Y amount of XP earned on that layer. if you go down a layer, it resets to 0.
For example, you kill 15 goblins, open 5 doors, and break 5 barrels... that might buy you 2 charges of faustian. But if you go to firedeep and die immediately, 0 faustian.

[junior bronze]

try toggling it to hidden and then available and see if any options appear

[fallen wagon]

Okay I still gotta get my bitlocker recovery code now cuz this is so wack

[cedar igloo]

stfu

[royal pewter]

Is the new season good lads? thinking of jumping on after not playing for ages!!?

[junior bronze]

Sorry, toggle it to hidden, Save and exit, then toggle it to available

[ruby slate]

Can someone help my friend launch dark and darker on steam? We have errorsearched for more than 10hrs. He can't load the game. It says running on Steam, but nothing happens. Tried most things already.

[royal pewter]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[tough jay]

if he said hang on lemme try that, yep okay that worked id sht myself

[royal pewter]

Hahahaa, imagine!

[fallen wagon]

I got my bitcover code I reset all the settings in there to default is this doesn’t work I’m gonna do that tpm stuff

Thank you for actually trying to help tho!

[junior bronze]

good luck

[bleak vortex]

ark and arker with double D's

count me in

[latent bobcat]

tyty

[loud lake]

has any new class been leaked or are we stuck on these classes available for the rest of the life?

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[alpine stump]

where to farm green arcane essence? pve drop rate too low

[tough jay]

lmao imagine changing settings and then calling your PC bricked, only thing bricked is the brain xD

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[snow stream]

Copypasta

[tough jay]

i know just laughign at the thought haha

[surreal warren]

this shit is outragous, did everything, still cant get secure boot even tho its enabled in my Bios... the fact that we even have to do this to play the game is fking wild, and its crazy that people are even a little bit okay with it.. "Go GeT a NeW CoMpUteR' stfu thats a stupid and invalid arguement

[snow stream]

[orchid venture]

im not sure you know, if you fuck your BIOS settings too much, your computer can very well not boot at all and require a clear CMOS

[junior bronze]

mummies in IC

[orchid venture]

this is an extremely common issue in the overclocking community

[tough jay]

if you are gonna play in your bios save a backup to external and boot it back

[orchid venture]

not all motherboards have this feature

[tough jay]

why is everyone playing on 16 Y/o pcs

thats what this update has taught me

everyone needs new hardware

[orchid venture]

@tough jay #1: that feature came about in the last 5 years
#2: not everyone is a spoiled brat

[tough jay]

well ive had this PC for 8 years, built it myself from working and buying parts and mine can boot from a flash

[orchid venture]

my heart goes out to all my budget ballers who cannot play the game

[lapis birch]

the game is even struggling to run normally on mid tier pcs so its an issue i would say, fps drops are real and fixable

[wraith fulcrum]

we can play the game just on normys pve

[tough jay]

and tpm 2.0 has been out since 2011 so yeah 15 years

[wraith fulcrum]

kinda shitty life

[lapis birch]

2014 for consumer market

[junior bronze]

[fallen wagon]

Can’t play the game because ironmace adds features to stop cheating when it wont stop cheating lol

[timid harbor]

Russian Fishing 4 has more players btw

[tough jay]

still old :p

[lapis birch]

yep

[tough jay]

isnt the rule of thumb everything is twice as good every 7 years?

[barren wedge]

I thought the rule of thumb was if you don’t have anything good to say then don’t say anything at all (:

[tough jay]

nvm thats moores law im thinking of, transistors on a chip doubles every 7

[tough jay]

wild to come to spam channel to critic peoples comments xD

go suck a lemmon

[sudden shoal]

have to, to play hr but they make back all the money with one artifact rmt sale

[tough jay]

i wish games could do this, problem is it results in lower player volumn

[static zodiac]

the cheating is on paid modes

[tough jay]

staying afloat on free rides is crazy but true

[junior bronze]

True, frock

[cedar compass]

Bro hasnt seen a husk video. lol

[barren wedge]

Funny you call this a spam channel yet the only people you’ve been responding to are actually looking for help

[latent badge]

does jewelry no longer drop in this game? like what drops rings and necks these days

[tough jay]

i respond to whatever comments i want to, you seem to have this idea you own me

[tough jay]

ive found jewlery still inside rusty key room

[empty bane]

I mean the big brain move now is like 20 free accounts, all hit SR in the same region, and you just chill your way down then dungeons

if you can get like 90% of bros in there as your accounts, free artifacts

[timid harbor]

how you get ur twitch banned?

[latent badge]

yea ive been killing the skull heads because they used to drop necklaces like crazy but i havent gotten 1

[junior bronze]

🤷‍♂️ it helped me, 10 mins of troubleshooting and asking AI to get all the requirements done

[barren wedge]

oooo bros responded instantly the last hour to every message

[tough jay]

dude it got hacked i guess, i just noticed it like a few days ago and appealed it, it happened like 5 days before a bunch of big names got hacks and bans last year

[timid harbor]

one less rat in the sewer i guess

[tough jay]

funny part is i genuinely dont even use twitch other than for twitch drops lmao

[barren wedge]

but someone went out of their way to hack you mmm 😭

[sudden shoal]

frock twitch

[barren wedge]

lil guppy is just lying for the love of the game at this point

[sudden shoal]

man who’s in your pfp is that your dad

[tough jay]

you can google twitch hack june 2025 and fine it was a data breach

but w.eit was a bot net

[vast karma]

Is there a way to enable auto fill or?

[sudden shoal]

Ur pic Looks like summit 1g but old

[empty bane]

nah you get waves of hacks and the accounts get sold to view botters, and also for advertising viewbots

[tough jay]

they hack tons of accounts and use them with a big bot to spam streamers

[tough jay]

this

[barren wedge]

This guys been in here trolling people looking for help for the last 5 days too

[cloud citrus]

nope, they remowed it. you have to build a party before you start a game now

[gaunt oracle]

Did you know that Aquatic Dwarves are an endangered species? Poachers have hunted them near extinction for their prized ivories. The poor dwarves are nearly defenseless in the water, as their tiny, stout bodies don't move through the water very fast. Join the conservation effort today! For the low price of 100g per HR entry, you can fund a poacher poaching party to help safeguard our precious Aquatic Dwarves.

[empty bane]

just change your pfp to a cute anime girl, and dm Dan Clancy, he will get it fixed

[barren wedge]

It’s like roaches coming out of the walls to defend each other

Disgusting

[vast karma]

Ughhhh

[tough jay]

youre literally the one in here attacking peopel then playing victim just go away lmao

[empty bane]

I''ve literally helped a bunch of people

[cloud citrus]

yeah : /

[alpine stump]

how to get underground stables?

[empty bane]

just throw a torch on the pad bro

[sudden shoal]

wake up up when they add player housing

[vast karma]

Its impossible to find competent people though. Had one dude hitting me all the time. Others just dissapear mid dungeon. Idk more players but alot of em seem like bots ngl I understand theres a learning g curve but dont get into a normals party if you only do pve. The constant friendly fire is wild

[alpine stump]

where the pad at

[empty bane]

harvest 500 logs, wipes at end of season

[empty bane]

its random, just run around the edges and the corners inside the stables with a torch, its a big white square

[sudden shoal]

logs were added to build your house apprentaly yeee

[tough jay]

can also pick torches up so just chuck it around till something works 😄

[vast karma]

Yeah general back near the cockatrice in the corner

[sand adder]

so the halberd has easily been the best melee weapon for a few seasons now but still hasn't got nerfed yeah makes sense

[empty bane]

Nah like its pretty obvious once you see it

but it can be in like 6 different places

[cloud citrus]

make a party called ashen range in all caps and people will still be surprised the map is ashen range and leave. : / i hate the fact they removed auto fill

[forest ember]

what are witness emblems for

[vivid peak]

[timid current]

is there key room in firedeep?

[empty bane]

irl it was dominant for like 6000 years

how to nerf?

[gaunt oracle]

yes, but the key doesn't drop. dwarven door is top right. ember gem is MIA

[tough jay]

this is the real question

[static zodiac]

ls vs halberd is no joke

the big halberd destroys all but its longsword

[empty bane]

sure in the video game

but irl, longsword guy is crying

[static zodiac]

irl it was meta weapon

[sand adder]

i feel like the high damage and insane reach with a two swing combo as the parry is too much

[timid current]

so it doesn't drop from boss or gold coin chests?

[static zodiac]

it was complete meta irl

[gaunt oracle]

correct

[static zodiac]

lol people say "oh if i was in the zombie apocalypse i'd want a katana or longsword as a melee"

bro get me a halberd

[empty bane]

nah get that thing from the world war z book bro

like a halberd with a shied and side bits

[brisk hedge]

Remove market permanently, add clans and clan banks

[empty bane]

remove market, and add town, you go to town its an open world pvp town, where you can sell/buy stuff, also all the merchants are there, so if you leave the dungeon you are in there

[tough jay]

catch me in a full suit of armour and a halbred just walking down main st chillen

[fierce gale]

Add Brothel when

[fallen wagon]

@junior bronze I turned off tpm now it’s telling me to turn it on in dark so my issue is legit with secure boot it says it’s on in my bios but in dark and darker it’s telling me to to enable it

[tough jay]

lol "you wake up fully rested" time to hit the dungeon!

[pure wigeon]

iron hammer are you seriously?...

.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?

many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......

remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[empty bane]

do you have HVCI on?

[fierce gale]

iron hammer are you seriously?...

.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?

many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......

remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[fallen wagon]

How do I turn it on

[alpine stump]

do mummies in ruins not drop arcane essence? killed 30 now

only ic?

[empty bane]

you turn on Cpu virtualisation in the bios, then switch on HVCI in Core isolation in windows

[junior bronze]

If you open system info (msinfo32) it should say in the summary page if it's on or off

[tough jay]

mummies in ruins only drop essence in normal mode (pvp enabled)

[empty bane]

it might already be on in the bios, you can check it on msinfo or core isolation will load if its on

[alpine stump]

ye i went normal now and didnt get a single one, i guess just unlucky?

[empty bane]

idk I got them on pve earlier

take more luck maybe

[peak gate]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[junior bronze]

He said earlier that he couldn't find anything about virtualization in bios

[tough jay]

yeah mummies have roughyl a 3% drop rate on the green essence

on normal mode

[molten iris]

iron hammer are you seriously?...

.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?

many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......

remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[tough jay]

i was under the impression you only get themn in normal plus+ thats what all the maps say and i dont get them in pve

[empty bane]

what is the make and model of the motherboard

[tough jay]

specifically on darkanddarkertracker map

[empty bane]

pretty sure, the easiest way though is to kill baby turtles on water map

[fallen wagon]

It says secure boot state off

[empty bane]

are you using UEFI or CSM?

[tough jay]

very true

[empty bane]

need UEFI to be on to turn on Secure boot

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[silent dune]

SIX SEVEENNNN

[fallen wagon]

I have uefi

Do I turn it on in bios? Or what

Pre sure it is on tho

[junior bronze]

You might need to disable CSM too but yes turn UEFI on

[empty bane]

^^

It might be on, but check to see if CSM is on

disable that

[fallen wagon]

I’ll go back into my bios

In system info it says uefi as bios type

[empty bane]

ok if its amd it can be called SVM for your virtualisation btwe

ok is CSM enabled?

[fallen wagon]

Do I see that in my bios if it’s enabled?

[true aspen]

im having hvci problems someone know how to fix it?

[empty bane]

ye

[fallen wagon]

Okay

[empty bane]

under boot

[empty bane]

what is the problem

[true aspen]

i cannot enable on my pc

[fallen wagon]

If you could see my bios it’s the saddest thing ever I can change like 3 options

[true aspen]

like i enable it, i restart my pc and when is restarted its not enabled

the mem integrity

[fallen wagon]

@empty bane nothing about csm in my bios

[molten iris]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[frozen cosmos]

Man i love playing s2r at 20fps lol

[empty bane]

ok can you switch it back on, then reboot and then open Event Viewer and navigating to Applications and Services Logs > Microsoft > Windows > CodeIntegrity, see if it populates errors, and what the file is that is mentioned.

[static zodiac]

i sacrificed my computer to the mechanical gods just to play a round of HR at 15 fps

[empty bane]

what is the make and model of your pc

or just the motherboard

you can find it in msinfo product name

[molten iris]

my report numbers turned yellow

[true aspen]

b450-plus asus

[junior bronze]

Yep, hear someone run away

[hollow creek]

Turning hcvi on nukes performance on games

[fallen wagon]

2 seconds

[hollow creek]

Wonder how long the devs will continue to ignore all this

[static zodiac]

absoloutely destroyed my frames

[hollow creek]

Its not just DaD it kills fps on, try some other games

[stable yarrow]

Alright, I've finally made the prerequisite 15 human sacrifices to play HR, now if I could not suck at the game and die in 100% of pvp encounters

[static zodiac]

zomboid and dayz run fine its just dark that died

[hollow creek]

It tanked my frames on smite and warframe so I immediately turned it back off

[onyx lotus]

I'm the best ranger in the game

[silent dune]

i tried the same shit with it on vs off and it was like a 3 pfs average difference. its not really noticable to me. i did it on warthunder and DCS

so maybe thats why + im on a fucking nasa pc but still

maybe its like a parts or game thing

[hollow creek]

It really depends on peoples hardware but it will destroy frames on lower tier pcs

If you have a super good pc it probably isnt that noticable though

[empty halo]

Is there a link to this secure boot tpm tutorial

[silent dune]

thats probably what it is then. sorry that it happened to u i hope u can still enjoy the game :3

[empty bane]

Yours is a driver issue I think, can you check that log?

[hollow creek]

I just wonder how long they will continue to ignore this

[silent dune]

on the website it shows you but its better if you google or youtube it to your specific mobo

[fallen wagon]

@empty bane my system model is omen 25L desktop GT12-1xxx motherboard is hp 8876

[silent dune]

if ur win 11 or bought a prebuilt pc it should be on by default tho

mine was

only thing that was off was core iso

[junior bronze]

I suspect they will either double down by changing their hardware requirements or roll some stuff like HCVI back eventually

[true aspen]

im trying rn the procces than u told me before

[hollow creek]

They will have to remove the requirement if they wanna fix the issue. It doesnt even do anything to keep cheaters out

All this is doing is screwing over hundreds of people

[silent dune]

once ironmace starts losing money over the issues then they might respond to people but rn its like 50 50 cause almost all modern AAA games need sec boot and core iso minimum

[midnight crest]

hey, just a quick question, have they fixed luck?

[hollow creek]

I already have been seeing people say that HR is dead

[silent dune]

yes compaired to 2024-25 its amazing now

luck actually matters

[hollow creek]

Yeah I wonder why theres no one playing it

[true aspen]

i check it and i didnt see any error or warning

[midnight crest]

oh nice ty

[junior bronze]

all modern games?? DaD is the only game of my entire library that requires HCVI. Secure boot and TMP sure but not all 3

[empty bane]

In core isolation is HVCI still on?

[silent dune]

all call of duty, battlefield and all riot games ie league and val need it

[weary plume]

I play hr a lot and guarantee you it’s not dead. Lots of PvP every game

[true aspen]

nope, i restart my pc and the mem integrity its off

[empty bane]

bro did you load the factory keys?

[silent dune]

i actually didnt read that

[true aspen]

i need to enable again and restart again for nothing

[fallen wagon]

Yes

[silent dune]

im not sure about hcvi to be honest

[junior bronze]

a handful of games competitive in nature but not others like Arc Raiders or Deadlock etc

[desert lichen]

Hey IM please make Demigod hard again and increase skin quality

[fallen wagon]

Tried that after nothing worked

[silent dune]

i know val and league need hcvi as what google says

[empty bane]

yeah and when you enable it, it doesnt popup anything below it? like a file name

[dark jetty]

9 seasons and still no FOV slider. Damn.

[silent dune]

i THINK arc needs sec boot? 1 sec

[junior bronze]

does not require HCVI tho

[silent dune]

not arc raiders but the finals does

[true aspen]

nop, it only says to me to restart the computer. I dont have any driver error message

[hybrid sequoia]

must hurt to play a game without fish eye view

[dark jetty]

I usually play at 90-105.
This 70 shit looks wack xD 🤣

Playing at 3840 * 2160 helps but not enough 🥲

[silent dune]

105 on top asf

[dark jetty]

👉

[round raptor]

bro ive been trying to play high roller for 3 hours but its still giving me some bull2h1t errors

[true aspen]

@empty bane i should update all my drivers maybe?

[stone wagon]

hello didnt play in over 2 years, whats the tier list for classes now? which class is the most buffed?

[silent dune]

it told me to restart my pc and it still said it so i just did a hard restart by holding my power button down rather than letting it turn itself off and it fixed it

[empty bane]

ye

[dark jetty]

Youtube is a great help.
Took me all of 10-15 minutes to enable everything on my Wife and I's two separate machines.
Had to do the whole "set factory keys" or some sh1t too.

[empty bane]

from mother board maker site

[burnt trail]

how long has additional memory capacity gone up to 8

[empty bane]

also maybe bios update if that doesnt work

[true aspen]

ok ty

i will try

[dark jetty]

Pulled plate pants with 9 dex and a bardiche with 12 phys power yesterday.
Drops so far have been pretty awesome ngl

[fallen wagon]

So I loaded factory keys and it doesn’t work am I fried

[silent dune]

the ammount of max roll gear ive pulled so far is insane

like just pure bliss

[empty bane]

no, did you enable the Virtual stuff

under security

[regal warren]

can you get artifacts in squire to riches?

[empty bane]

yer

[silent dune]

artifacts in pve next guys right?!?

[fallen wagon]

Is that in windows or in bios

[empty bane]

its such good bait, cause like if you want to use them, you have to upgrade to legendary or play pve

[silent dune]

windows

[empty bane]

bios

[silent dune]

wut

[empty bane]

do you have another pc, or discord on your phone?

[ruby osprey]

how to fix infinite reconnecting issue?

[silent dune]

force close and restart

[hybrid sequoia]

in secure boot meny change mode from setup to user

[ruby osprey]

not helping

[fallen wagon]

@empty bane invited you

In dms

[empty halo]

2 troll pelts today lets go

[fallen wagon]

My bios is so limited can’t do none of that

[drifting scaffold]

🔥

[empty halo]

tryna get the full trio a pelt but that one bros chopped

[hybrid sequoia]

you might be cooked due to irrelevant hardware then

I myself had secure boot on, but it wasn't detected so had to do factory keys install

[silent dune]

troll was bugged at the firs couple hours of wipe i got a pelt every kill like 20 + times

i think im at 23 and i sold a few

sad they patched it but all that means is bags are gonna be cheap

[empty halo]

always that one bro who cant get pelt drop

[silent dune]

my friend hopped on yesterday after seeing what my stash looked like and he killed it like 6 times and no pelt then ragequit i DIED laughing

[tight sierra]

They have to make it have a 0% chance for a week to balance the surplus’s on the market

[silent dune]

i only heard of 1 guy in chat who realized the same thing maybe people didnt know soon enough to uber fuck the market you know?

can only pray

[oak nexus]

Im up 3 chests and 5 bags this week 😈

[random anchor]

PLEASE revert security changes so i can game. s2r is getting boring

[harsh finch]

PLEASE revert security changes so i can game. s2r is getting boring

[plain narwhal]

Please revert security changes so I can play the game

[lyric radish]

so theres literally no point in killing any boss now

[slender summit]

if you say so creep

[peak gate]

I really like how it's only trios in the majority of the game!

[empty halo]

troll pelt?

are we dead ass

[peak gate]

1v3 squire royale is really fun thanks ironfuck

[pure wigeon]

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

[lyric radish]

Okay, the second boss you learn you can still kill for some value

[uncut flare]

jus poke em in there dih an win

[solid chasm]

when do new quests come out?

[lyric radish]

remember when they took the pile out of the middle of ice caverns because it messed with progression... hmmm wonder what happens if you have 30 piles scattered across the game for free

[junior bronze]

Ime they are usually free for the taking aside from the ones on Crypt

[lyric radish]

always locked behind a boss

[gray fog]

where do i get arcane essence in norms

[marble violet]

Mummy, skullbats, piranha

[stone wagon]

hello didnt play in over 2 years, whats the tier list for classes now? which class is the most buffed?

[molten iris]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[molten iris]

Druid

[gray fog]

also what is this shit its asking me to enable to play high roller? will restarting fix this?

[dreamy vine]

I still need to get a thumb drive to update my bios

[marble violet]

most games require secureboot nowadays, do dont get ur hopes up

[dreamy vine]

Tough to find time with work and all

[gray fog]

do they really expect you to go in your files and fuck with things to play the game you bought

[molten iris]

my report numbers turned yellow

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[random anchor]

PLEASE revert security changes so i can game. s2r is getting boring

[gray fog]

yeah do they really want us to go in pc files and change shit to play their game i own???? lmao???

its always something

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[molten iris]

It has been over 3 days since the new high roller requirements have been implemented. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game dark and darker. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play dark and darker again. This was my everything and you took it

[molten iris]

yeah do they really want us to go in pc files and change shit to play their game i own???? lmao???

[main dawn]

SO We must continue our protests until the SDF relaxes its requirements for Secure Boot, TPM 2.0, and HVCI, and compensates Bluestone. They must listen to the players.

[dreamy vine]

To update bios you have to find motherboard manufacturer, download updates from their website or app, unzip them, put them on a thumbdrive (if you know which ones you need) , do a ezflash 3.0 update or something haven't gotten there yet

[gray fog]

im not doing that i own the game and i should be able to play it what the fuck is this business practice

[modern nest]

After all the changes there are still cheaters in hr and multiple teamers from a certain place

[pure wigeon]

It has been over 3 days since the new high roller requirements have been implemented. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game dark and darker. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play dark and darker again. This was my everything and you took it

[gaunt veldt]

has this game gotten any better? i havent played in like 8 months

[molten iris]

yeah

[dreamy vine]

I just want to play my game mode normals is boring s2r is OK but pubg gets boring in a game or 2

[upper sandal]

Can we get a community post as a reminder that teaming in HR is bannable?
Almost every 3rd / 4th game I find people doing the pile together and then chasing me down

[unreal scaffold]

Are artifacts still, i mean, where do artifacts drop? Do they still drop from the keys?

[slender summit]

you assume that they're in the discord to read it, and that it gets enforced in the first place

[static zodiac]

And HR bosses

[static zodiac]

Record, send in, they get banned

[upper sandal]

I've been doing it but it's the 6th report in 2 days

[slender summit]

so, if you're tired stop showing up

this the game you play welcome welcome

[upper sandal]

[static zodiac]

Geez

[static zodiac]

Hopefully they get banned

[glacial chasm]

If you are running into that a lot, feel free to take clips of it including player names and send it to me. I can sort it out.

[brittle sinew]

^

[nimble jewel]

are you on linux or too old of a pc?

[unreal garnet]

50k players agree!

[pure wigeon]

It has been over 3 days since the new high roller requirements have been implemented. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game dark and darker. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play dark and darker again. This was my everything and you took it

[rugged crystal]

why cant this game play much faster im tired of this slow ass gameplay

its the reason why nobody new will ever touch this game

[devout grail]

Can someone help me understand the logic here?

Why are TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot / HVCI required for normal High Roller and Arena, but not for Squire Royale—the PvP battle royale, trio-forced, one-team-takes-all mode?

That mode forces constant PvP and pushes everyone into a small circle just to survive and extract. It’s zero risk with everything to gain, and it’s where cheating matters the most. Yet it’s wide open, while I’m blocked from playing normal HR that I actually enjoy.

This change to HR just doesn’t make sense. Let me back into hr! Revert these stupid changes

[quartz arch]

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

[unreal garnet]

it does play fast.. in bis gear!!! its boof scaling, the Video Game!! numbers go up, higher damage, and even some mechanical variation in the form of how fast you swing/cast!! and then you have your artifacts!! half of which have the special and unique effect of more damage. the other ones are just boof scaling but in reverse, "your target moves 20% slower for half of a second" and anything with any amount of interesting stuff going on (illusory/stinky stick) are complete gimmicks because they arent straightforward more damage!! Ironboof and the conditioned shmucks dont know wtf theyre doing or what they want, so they just toss in a new conglomeration of float values with some pretty colors slapped on top. For this season we got new ranger perks/abilites, all of which are simply more damage, basically the same for rogue except for shadowstep, which..... well youve seen shadowstep 💀 wizard spells? were chilling at half a spell added per year, chalk it. Basically, if you like math and hate interesting movement or gameplay, this is the game for you!!!

[worn anvil]

any quests need wood?

[unreal garnet]

love the ~1000 or so people who have this game as a special interest and will never complain about any content decisions they make no matter how tragic, with the one thing they complain about being cheaters (theyre not cheating, just got diffed) so IM decided to cater to them
they are, of course, also the people willing to buy all the cosmetics even though they look like boof and have a labor cost to sell price ratio somewhere around 1:1,000,000

Jumping was the one place they got it right in terms of momentum or intertia of the player. However, on March 8th, 2026, SDF announced that it was gone. The last hope this game becoming anything logical. Gone in the wind... the magic winds ig. He announced that (because of his PVE-main chudbuddy) they would be removing jumping momentum when your perform an action in-air... i guess its those magic winds again, or something... (because of his PVE-main chudbuddy) so now we're stuck playing the Boof and Goofer, Strafe and Strafer gamble fest where your opponent claps in your face if you attempt ranged damage from more than 15 feet away, because the odds are stacked in favor of the house. Chalk the game, fr. (all because of his PVE-main chudbuddy btw)

[rugged crystal]

it plays fast for the last week of the wipe. i just hate slow ass gameplay even in bis its still a bit slow. they need to make this game a lot more fast paced imo and cap it so it doesnt get too crazy at the highest gear.

[warm fable]

too much text... can't read

[supple drift]

take your time. read one phrase at the time.

[tidal root]

anyone else's fps just hard dropping since this patch?

[warm fable]

[pure wigeon]

Oh wow, you fished. Congrats. You pressed right click at waters surface level and the game played itself for you. The fishing rod turns every mediocre angler into a walking “oops I fished” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad tackle? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a perch and instantly delete someone who actually outfished you for 30 seconds straight.

[warm fable]

fishing is planned for season 13

[rugged crystal]

i have a 5070ti and a 9800x3d and my fps are slow

[errant moss]

yooooo can we take double class out of squire royale thanks

[tidal root]

I go from like 100 fps to like 30 in some fights :/

[supple drift]

same

[nova hearth]

There are plenty of cheaters, in fact they're all over HR right now. The cheats work just fine.

[tame gyro]

bunch of players got issue , playing since years never got any issue , actually dropping to like 15 altf4ed till they fix it if they do xd

[unreal garnet]

season 13 😭 ✌️ 😭 idk if were getting that far

[unreal garnet]

no!! they cant!!! anticheat!!!! but antichode!!!!! did ironboof scuff it??!??!!?

[winter cliff]

Build action speed and movement speed on rogue before you know it you’re playing dishonored

[unreal garnet]

nah figthint double wiz is so fun, taking 3 fireballe in the span of 2 seocndss is actually bis gameplay

[upper sandal]

are there any guaranteed spots/mobs for plate items?

[supple drift]

living armor

sort of

[nova hearth]

Also the new Demons in Hell drop a bunch of plate armor pieces

[winter cliff]

Living armor is good for plate pieces

[acoustic breach]

squire royale is fun as fuck i do admit
very laggy though, game needs some optimization
and a single wizard haste shouldnt drop frames to 30

[supple drift]

haste is the culprit of the lag??

[nova hearth]

They can't even fix the Input rebind menu, some of the new options will crash your game if you try to rebind em let alone Optimize the game 😛

[warm fable]

i miss my furry community coordinator friend

[acoustic breach]

not only haste but haste is laggy as fuck

[upper sandal]

ill check it out

[supple drift]

geez

[supple drift]

is fish a furry?

[warm fable]

Within the furry fandom, a "fish" character is considered part of the broader furry umbrella/fandom, even though they lack fur. While sometimes informally called "scalies" (often associated with reptiles) or "fishies," anthropomorphic fish characters are usually categorized under the broader umbrella of aquatic or non-mammalian characters.

[crude lily]

why is my game barely hitting 100fps nwo

[supple drift]

[stray nexus]

@sdf_8507 @terence1978 7k hrs in game....I updated the BIOS, installed Windows 11 (I had to add registry entries to bypass the TPM), and after several attempts to access the BIOS and uninstall drivers, I managed to enable HCVI and Secure Boot. Now I can't enable the TPM, the Trusted computng option doesn't appear, and all the answers I've found indicate that I need to buy a new motherboard or add an external memory module, components that aren't available in my region. Do you know of any alternative solutions, since the developers aren't responding to inquiries?....The mother is a Z97-HD3 / i5 4690K 3.50 GHz./rtx3090

[winter cliff]

I genuinely feel bad for everyone with fps issues my fps has never been better for some reason. But when r6 did they weird ass update a couple years ago it made me hit a max of like 40fps and i havent played since. Hope this gets figured out before everyone gives up

[fallen wagon]

My secure boot is just perma off in windows but it’s on in bios

[errant moss]

yeah literally

[fallen wagon]

Like I don’t understand and now I just don’t get to play the game

[pure wigeon]

Well, it was fun guys. 67 hours for NOTHING. $30 for NOTHING. My PC is BRICKED. Black screen, no boot. All because IronFUCK requires me to be a NASA engineer just to play high roller. TPM 2.0, HVCI, whatever the FUCK alphabet soup BIOS ritual they’re forcing me through, and now my PC is just DEAD. All I ever wanted from this game was morbidly pregnant goblin men with big fat cheeks that made plopping noises as the ran bare-cheeked down the wet-walled stony goblin caves. Instead, I have to spend another $3,000 on a new PC. This is the 3RD time this year. Screw you ironmace, you've just lost another customer.

[slender summit]

the next time some shady company produces this kinda game out of korea don't buy in

[winter cliff]

But they make such good movies tho

[rustic imp]

Ironmace, what's it like to put a loaded gun in your games mouth and blowing its muffin cap back?
Just Curious?

[crude lily]

I do not, all I know is they made us enable a bunch of crap that doesnt actually work that well

[winter cliff]

You play arc raiders you already know what that feels like

[nimble void]

i have the same problem with tpm ... i tried everything i did everything i could its just not possible without a new board

[rustic imp]

same here

[nimble void]

literally reinstalled my windows for this shit

[rustic imp]

sdf said he wanted a 3k player base, just didnt think this was the way he'd go about it xD

[glacial chasm]

13k players online right now.

[rustic imp]

hmu in a month

[winter cliff]

[crude lily]

2 weeks

[nimble void]

i think the major issue for the most of the players is the tpm 2.0 i think if they only require the first 2 things without the tpm it should be fine but idk bipolar devs

[glacial chasm]

Do you think games with wipe cycles don't lose players as the wipe goes on? Rust servers are dead a few days after the wipe starts.

[junior bronze]

that's some dedication

[winter cliff]

The only good time to gamble

[spring edge]

Just a shot in the dark but memory integrity / secure boot both black screen my PC on launch until I disconnected all my usbs. Then it work after fine

[still ridge]

assuming wintess eblems are the huntress currency?

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[spring edge]

What if I touched you

[pure wigeon]

That doesn't stop me from playing 6 runs of 4k per hour, getting tons of artifacts, defeating all the bosses solo, obtaining multiple chests, and having a full inventory for all my characters. Am I an addict with over 7000 k hrs? Yes, but cheaters never affected my progress, and not being able to play because of that is ridiculous.

[nimble void]

dont mind them they are spamming this , some dude typed this and everybody copies it

[pure wigeon]

Please keep the spam inside of # the-tavern. Thank you for your understanding,

IRONMACE

[nimble void]

sdf alt acc here

[lapis birch]

I have officially reached my limit. After 67 hours (yes I checked, don’t try to invalidate my experience), I can confidently say this game is fundamentally broken at its core. The fact that a Rogue can simply EXIST in the same lobby as me completely invalidates my entire playstyle. I am a THINKING player. I position. I calculate. And yet I am punished for it by someone holding W and pressing two buttons.

Before anyone says “skill issue,” I want you to understand I have played competitive games for over 10 years. I hit Diamond in multiple titles (not that it matters, but it does). This is not about skill. This is about DESIGN FAILURE.

If the devs do not address this IMMEDIATELY, I will be uninstalling. And no, this is not an empty threat. I already hovered over the uninstall button twice today.

[spring edge]

Iron hammer are you seriously ... ?

[lapis birch]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[torpid maple]

how do you get artifacts in squire to riches if there no bosses

[spring edge]

I saw a boss once

Twice actually

[glacial chasm]

Bosses can spawn, they aren't guaranteed. You can get Artifacts from Demon Overseer, his pile room, and Skull Key room.

[acoustic breach]

there are bosses
have seen warlord atleast

[nimble void]

old rusty golden key somethimes in crypts bossses spawn

[glacial chasm]

Not in S2R

[lapis birch]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[quartz turtle]

uhm, new player here... can u craft rubysilver armor? or quests for that come later?

[nimble void]

later

[quartz turtle]

so... i just farm wood until than?

[winter cliff]

No go to hr and give your gear to the less fortunate

[glacial chasm]

You can work on your workshops if you'd like. I have been working on farming gold, gear, and mats for arena/bags.

[sonic heart]

duuuuude. This feather is just not dropping. I tried pve, normals and HR.
pve and normals i just keep getting the damn egg, and HR i get flame gas bag.

[devout grail]

Love being limited on what I can play during ssf because these devs hardware limited me and haven't reverted this stupid change

[glacial chasm]

Well atleast the test server is SSF for the entire season

[spark vault]

The cock quest is hardly necessary, why stress about it

[devout grail]

True might just hit demi and play there. Fucking dumb

[glacial chasm]

Mhm, I am unsure what the population will be though, they also gave us over two weeks notice on the upcoming security changes.

[devout grail]

Don't care. Just want to not feel restricted or forced into pvp death match

[glacial chasm]

Can you get a physical module for your MB?

[devout grail]

No. It's not possible to tpm or hvci. I'm generations before that tech

[vivid wasp]

i have been playing squire for 3 days and have not escaped once

[latent bobcat]

does blade hand drop named weapons?

[uncut fossil]

plz devs no tpm. why must you eternally doom me to normals

[glacial chasm]

Ah okay.

[wicked kelp]

Did they? I didn't know until the patch notes

[glacial chasm]

Bladehand drops the named shields.

[devout grail]

Can someone help me understand the logic here?

Why are TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot / HVCI required for normal High Roller and Arena, but not for Squire Royale—the PvP battle royale, trio-forced, one-team-takes-all mode?

That mode forces constant PvP and pushes everyone into a small circle just to survive and extract. It’s zero risk with everything to gain, and it’s where cheating matters the most. Yet it’s wide open, while I’m blocked from playing normal HR that I actually enjoy.

This change to HR just doesn’t make sense. Revert this stupid change and allow me to play the game I so desperately love and been playing since p2.

[stoic magnet]

when i log in it says "faild to connect to the sever quit the game" anyone know why

[glacial chasm]

Yeah they did, they made a post in the discord, on steam, and in their news channel. They might have posted on Steam discussion as well but I am unsure.

[glacial chasm]

You could try a VPN to fix it, others have had success with it.

[stoic magnet]

ok ty

[sonic heart]

Where else would i get a feather from a cockatrice ????

[latent bobcat]

ty

[azure tulip]

Where best place to find a gold waterpot? legit havent seen one

[glacial chasm]

[glacial chasm]

Hoards, Golden Chests, lionsheads.

[cloud citrus]

istg, new party finder is gonna make me crash out

im stuck in an endless loop of people joining and then leaving right after

[kindred pebble]

Did anyone found solution for low fps(60-70) on top hardware?

[toxic yarrow]

is there a way to disable the confirmation window that appears when clicking "enter dungeon"?

and the "you're going to venture out alone" window as well

they're so annoying

yes, i AM going to the dungeon, that's why i clicked the button

yes, i am going alone, that's why i didn't call for others BEFORE ENTERING

[trail meteor]

ranger shotgun oneshots barb?!??! lmfao

[uncut fossil]

where do i find awl and bellows plz someone help

[trail meteor]

ha. aside from restarting the game and pc all the time and randomly it unlocks to 140+ again?

[sonic heart]

Crypts. Wraith drops bellows, Skeleteon axemen and spearmen drop awls

[uncut fossil]

🥰🥰🥰

[devout grail]

Can someone help me understand the logic here?

Why are TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot / HVCI required for normal High Roller and Arena, but not for Squire Royale—the PvP battle royale, trio-forced, one-team-takes-all mode?

That mode forces constant PvP and pushes everyone into a small circle just to survive and extract. It’s zero risk with everything to gain, and it’s where cheating matters the most. Yet it’s wide open, while I’m blocked from playing normal HR that I actually enjoy.

This change to HR just doesn’t make sense. Revert this stupid change and allow me to play the game I so desperately love and been playing since p2.

이거 로직 좀 설명해 주실 수 있나요?

왜 TPM 2.0 / Secure Boot / HVCI가 일반 High Roller랑 Arena에는 필요하지만, PvP 배틀로얄 형태의 3인 강제, 한 팀만 살아남는 Squire Royale에는 적용되지 않나요?

이 모드는 끊임없이 PvP를 강요하고, 살아남고 탈출하기 위해 모두를 작은 원 안으로 몰아넣습니다. 리스크는 없고 얻는 건 전부라서 치터 영향이 가장 큰 모드인데, 여긴 그대로 열려 있고 저는 제가 더 좋아하는 일반 HR은 못 하고 있습니다.

이 HR 변경은 전혀 말이 안 됩니다. 이런 어이없는 변경은 되돌리고, 제가 정말 사랑하고 계속 플레이해온 게임을 다시 할 수 있게 해주세요.

[hallow hatch]

half of them can't play hr 🙁

[quartz arch]

From the council of 16 of us from East and West combined that do wyvern - Responding to the recent controversy
We want our map finished..
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a promise for 3 floor? your sayjng somebody is go the make dungens and is choosed to release map unfinished for game ?
many ramember. Hundreds want. Infinate gain...And then is a put they in 2 floor only.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove void die by push from you game . How many time im keel to void by a egg mumm.y wyvern.... becaus she is infinate coming from the far, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense

[loud lake]

I lowkey think i have hemorrhoids gang 🥀 🥀

[mystic bramble]

Anyone have ping issues?

[strange cipher]

Js pop them

[ivory rose]

What was the April 30th Korean case verdict?? 👀

[glacial chasm]

#📢community-announcements message

[acoustic rapids]

anyone know what gamemode drops the most green wood is?

[graceful quiver]

low rollers or pve

[acoustic rapids]

thank you!

[glacial chasm]

PvE/Normals

[velvet ridge]

For people who got stuttering issues, lowering your mouse polling rate to 1000Hz may solve it. It worked really well in my case.

[acoustic totem]

is this bug with the halbert range?

[bleak coyote]

Took my trio about 20 hours of doing nothing but castle and killing 2-4 chickens every single forking round to get us all a feather. It's such a grindfest.
on the plus side, during waiting for blues to open we usually just grabbed some chests and went for the key pile. Got like 50+ pieces of rings/necklaces collected from just grinding for feathers...

on pve btw, did like 20 tries on HR but only got gas bags

[sonic heart]

OMG, i finally got it! after 3 days, getting 6 eggs and 1 flame gas bag. ONE mfing feather.
Unbelievable..

[bleak coyote]

Huraaaaj.
now you get to grind green bangles and blue bowls

[glacial chasm]

🥳

[sonic heart]

I have already horded all of them

[bleak coyote]

🦸

[sonic heart]

Almost had all the items to do the remaining quests. Just need one more waterbowl for the chicken

[glacial chasm]

I keep all treasure I find, and I only sell things I have a ton of.

[sonic heart]

same

[glacial chasm]

Best way to do it.

[reef monolith]

Why doesnt the 8th season dlc appear as an exclusive skin like the 7th?
will the 9th one be exclusive?

[reef monolith]

Id be thankful if anyone can answer

[sonic heart]

You mean in the shop?

[reef monolith]

ya the seasonal pack for 9$

in the cosmetics tab the 7th season pack appears as an exclusive but the 8th doesnt which makes me think the 9th will also not be an exclusive

[brisk hedge]

I LOVE LAG BECAUSE OF ALL THE STUPID SETTINGS
I LOVE NOT HITTING STICK BECAUSE I GET STUTTER ANYTIME THERE IS MOVEMENT

[marsh tulip]

im gonna fucking lose my mind playing this game as a slayer fighter i hope all the warlocks PC's blue screen

[brisk hedge]

im going to lose it because I stutter any time i swing

[glacial chasm]

I would assume it's an oversight. You can't purchase the prior DLCs after the season, and you can't purchase the items outside of the DLC pack.

[plain narwhal]

Season 9 is the best
Cant play HR
Undead elf is bad
Inferno looks like old minecraft nether where blood was replaced with piss

[reef monolith]

You think theres anyone i can ask about this?
I dont want to find out in a month i could have saved 9$ and just used my red shards casue theyer now selling it in the shop because its not technically exclusive...

[brisk hedge]

I dont know why they made us all turn on settings that constantly run in the background and hog resources to stop "cheaters" that have had work arounds for a decade now

[sonic heart]

Inferno went from genuinely looking like hell to looking like a s** dungeon.

Also, the new mobs are 50x easier.

[vivid wasp]

I can't wait to see fall damage next patch

[sonic heart]

lmao, is that actually planned?
I can imagine so many people would constantly forget that its a thing and just jump to their deaths

Myself included

[vivid wasp]

why else would they add falling sounds that escalate

if there is no danger

[sonic heart]

For the vibes

idk

[glacial chasm]

I would email support, they could probably let you know. I know that Season 8 has the two cosmetics in the store though, but it was $9 compared to buying them now for double the price.

[wicked kelp]

Can't other people hear those effects? I thought it was so people don't just silently fall on you anymore

[reef monolith]

Ya i just checked and found out they sell the 8th skins. thing is i want the skin but i got like 60 shards i dont need anyways so if i buy it then find out i couldve just used 10 shard instead of 9 dollars to get the lobby skin that would be better

[valid topaz]

anyone have discord call issues after using secure boot?

[trail meteor]

just... because? idk

zero reason to assume they will add fall damage because they added fall sound lol