edge and edger
#the-tavern
sour jungle
deep stratus
unreal
daring mortar
lies
rancid marten
MAYBE NEXON SHOULD HAVE WON
dim marsh
why tho so vague
sleek shadow
BRUHHHH
alpine moth
This delay made me like men
fiery hazel
I am here on this day asking, where and when, where and when are we going to recieve news by our fallen prophet Paul on when the server is going to be up.
May it be in 5 minutes? May it be in 10 , mayhaps 15? Or shall we wait for another hour? another 2 hours?
Only the prophet Paul himself knows the answer and he will not answer our beckons, our calls, our pleads on news of the dungeon.
We need to know for it is our livelyhood and our love that is at stake.
We as the fellow adventurers of the dungeon must know of the news and prepare ourselves for the fight.
Please Sir Paul of Castle IronMace, answer thy call, tell us the status of the server and if we can adventure soon or must go jerk it one more time and wait.
After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update.
I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity.
Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.
pale wedge
Guess that’s it Ggs dark and darker you were magnificent, I will always remember you. (Iykyk)
orchid stratus
primal dagger
Trollingol
spring cloud
im gonna fireball myself
woeful hound
more testing
clever cloud
stop the bait
ivory scarab
this bloke trolling
lucid crown
, Final testing is almost complete.
We should be able to wrap up this long maintenance soon.
, Final testing is almost almost complete.
We should be able to wrap up this long maintenance soon.
, Final testing is almost almost almost almost almost complete.
We should be able to wrap up this long maintenance soon.
hazy kayak
WHY SAY ANYTHING AT ALLL???
fallen talon
Fake pings are wild
oak ember
LOL stop with the nothing burger posts...
south radish
GGS
ruby valley
TEASER OF TEASER OF TEASER
hexed adder
Certainly slaying
stiff ravine
hahahaha love it, trolling the disc genral is amazing
latent iron
BRUH
glacial cedar
Otto tasty treats gang. We love petting Otto 
solar cosmos
"soon"
azure whale
"soon"=3 hours
pale timber
unreal ivy
CLOWN IT GO GO GO GO GO
jade pawn
baited
empty bane
BAITED
valid harbor
you dont mean that SHIT you just running yo mouth LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO PAUL
drifting scaffold
viral spire
🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🫃 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 🔥 🇦 🇱 ℹ️ 🇻 🇪
knotty crystal
woof woof
vocal nebula
shit ass company
urban remnant
Guys only ❤️ react the last update we want to show Ironmace we WANT to play
oak spindle
"Guys we discovered another critical error and will be delaying this wipe until next wipe, so be sure to wipe your wipes"
worn axle
just give us a time instead of close jeez
desert maple
sage pawn
W RAGEBAIT PAUL
graceful pagoda
Whats "soon"
sudden walrus
I am here on this day asking, where and when, where and when are we going to recieve news by our fallen prophet Paul on when the server is going to be up.
May it be in 5 minutes? May it be in 10 , mayhaps 15? Or shall we wait for another hour? another 2 hours?
Only the prophet Paul himself knows the answer and he will not answer our beckons, our calls, our pleads on news of the dungeon.
We need to know for it is our livelyhood and our love that is at stake.
We as the fellow adventurers of the dungeon must know of the news and prepare ourselves for the fight.
Please Sir Paul of Castle IronMace, answer thy call, tell us the status of the server and if we can adventure soon or must go jerk it one more time and wait.
After enduring a grueling ten-hour shift, I collapsed into my seat with the singular hope of escaping into the shadows of the dungeon, only to be met by the cold, indifferent notification of a mandatory update.
I told myself that a four-hour wait was a small price to pay for salvation, clutching onto my patience like a lifeline, but as the clock struck its cruel mark, three more agonizing delays shattered my resolve, stretching the silence into an eternity.
Even then, I clung to the wreckage of my expectations, only to be dealt the final, soul-crushing blow: a delay with no estimated time of arrival, leaving me stranded in a void of uncertainty. In that moment, the flickering light of my monitor felt like the dying embers of my very existence; my plans are in ruins, my night is stolen, and I am left to wander the hollow halls of my own exhaustion, feeling as though the universe itself has conspired to ensure my total and utter devastation.
fallen pier
final testing 🤣
pale haven
🇮 🇹 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇰 🇸 🇦 🇫 🇹 🇪 🇷 🇷 🇪 🇧 🇴 🇴 🇹 ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️
fiery pendant
BAAAZZAABALLLRIIIIGHHHT CMON PAULLLL
cobalt gale
Guys they just finished their catered lunch maintenance will start soon
rustic imp
Guys learn from your mistakes OVER ESTIMATE YOUR TIME FRAME
young fable
we fucked up as always, but buy our shiiii
lost pulsar
cold field
tulip canopy
remember to double check the balls so ppl don't dupe gold again
polar socket
🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🫃 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 🔥 🇦 🇱 ℹ️ 🇻 🇪
arctic ginkgo
Hurry up!! My anxiety can´t handle this.... Maybe NEXON wasn´t the villian after all
deep moat
not if i go on back hole. imagine having kids goblins
sage cedar
almost complete guys, in the span of the next 5minutes - 39 business days
livid spruce
CURRENTLY WONDERING IF I SHOULD MAKE A COMEBACK?? I HAVENT PLAYED IN ABOUT 1 1/2 YEARS. HAS LITERALLY ANYTHING CHANGED????
grizzled lily
cade
tight lagoon
I respect every class but landmine rogue and barbarian yo
peak hawk
the edging is crazy
stable minnow
@neon lynx We need better comms what is soon?
steady maple
the edging is crazy
+1
mighty sparrow
remember to double check the balls so ppl don't dupe gold again
Checked both in the shower this morning
unborn condor
rain silo
PAUL DONT BETRAY US WHAT IS SOON
im also pregnant goblin male
modern portal
Im a pregnant goblin (Male)
storm ingot
@zenith hawk
minor sable
Bout to go jump in the water map and cast zap irl
sinful birch
lunar wadi
@mossy pond Do summit
earnest owl
I respect every class but landmine rogue and barbarian yo
yeah but have you seen landmine penguin? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4m1S5Eb5-ZY
covert maple
iron mace gotta be the most S tier edgers im ever seen in my whole life
drifting otter
🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 
🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 
🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
grim loom
crisp hearth
🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇲 🇪 🅿️ 🇱 🇸
glossy spire
strong sorrel
when you realize we are the clowns
jade mulch
when is soooooon
signal inlet
CURRENTLY WONDERING IF I SHOULD MAKE A COMEBACK?? I HAVENT PLAYED IN ABOUT 1 1/2...
its probably the most insane update ever but people dont realise yet, the game will be way more casual friendly and with some com around it might get realy cool
uneven rivet
@serene hamlet
jagged geyser
4️⃣ 🇹 🇭 
🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
fickle yew
wtf
serene hamlet
should of just waited 10 mins and post when ready LMAO also hey guys @fair pelican @boreal seal @crisp flicker @balmy flicker
you got me @uneven rivet
glossy rock
IVE NEVER BEEN SO EDGED 1!
thick acorn
I don’t even care anymore. this is a waste of time
wheat smelt
rougue and ranger field day
thick current
@neon lynx DONT TURN INTO SDF AND BLUE BALL US PLEASEEEEE
wispy galleon
HOLY Soon™
fleet summit
slate ether
WHERE HAS CONQUEST GONE
supple aspen
4️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
low sky
Anyone who still plays this game is just a prisoner and coping lol
acoustic birch
crimson goblet
First time, guys?
upbeat tapir
Im in!
dusky patrol
3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
junior bronze
For anyone with an old ass AM4 CPU, you might need to enable "virtualization" in the BIOS to then enable "memory integrity" for HCVI to work. It is disabled by default apparently
balmy flicker
@subtle rose
get pranked no announcement
austere rapids
soon™
vast karma
zealous junco
pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
timid viper
I got work in 30 can yall make it quick? never have shit on time with you people, no wonder yall got fired from nexon
tired scaffold
almost
fair brook
come on come on come on!!!! we wanna go hunt!!
analog warren
halcyon zenith
PAUL I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD
stark mortar
edge, Edge and Edgy over here...
vernal anvil
minute minute ? or like delayed minute
sacred lagoon
I got work in 30 can yall make it quick? never have shit on time with you people...
reallll
cinder anvil
15 minutes
gilded nymph
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
kind narwhal
FINALLY IN!!! Creep lets rogues fucking crawl on walls HOLY SHITTTT this is dumb
subtle rose
<@189975888639688704>
get pranked no announcement
you jerk
eternal bluff
almost = another hour
desert onyx
I BUYED THE SEASON PACK OPEN THE SERVER
plain fern
&
shadow hatch
i know that these guys would change their tune quickly if the ironmace team just had enough of all the toxicity and stopped working on the game. Good job ironmace team, i honestly hope you never read this message or any of this chat
tight quarry
GAMES GONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2-7zxeOE4
tribal sun
I love you paul
primal girder
i cant take a 5th delay announce pls
swift coral
this is Graysun in Graysuns voice
"any minute yo"
inner finch
delays into soon combo is clean
idle verge
🇸 🇹 🇦 🇾 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇧 🇺 🇾 🇩 🇱 🇨
steady tusk
graysun i have experience in programming. i work with computer vision dm me
trim steeple
coarse charm
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
olive cliff
🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 
🇮 🇸 🇸 🇴 🇴 🇳 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ❓
winter forge
🫃
🦵 🥚
ashen gale
Paul you got 10 mins before you make dada man REAL ANGRY
honest cedar
@timid cipher yo are the servers up?
merry fox
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
potent folio
IM IN! SEE YOU IN THE DUNGEON!
frank fiber
i know that these guys would change their tune quickly if the ironmace team just...
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
oblique grove
Already bought the seasonal pack, plz let me in
topaz bane
🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 :HyperShake: 🇮 🇸 :HyperShake: 🇸 🇴 🇴 🇳 :HyperShake:🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ❓
tawny glen
@full marsh wipe hype
tired fable
The only one who can save us is 🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵
sleek shadow
Will we have bosses in Squire lobbies this time?
gaunt oracle
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
rain owl
if i buy DLC pack, will update come faster?
cursive rock
how many season pass i need to play
proud cipher
why seasonal pack price change?
sage flame
@proud copper
lapis birch
🫃
🦵 🥚
smoky anchor
sour oracle
Ranger
A new perk, 'Longshot Expert', has been added.
A new perk, 'Point-Blank Expert', has been added.
A new perk, 'Windfletch', has been added.
A new perk, 'First Aid', has been added.
A new skill, 'Overdraw', has been added.
A new skill, 'Explosive Shot', has been added.
:c
alpine moth
Drop that shit daddy Paul!
low basin
🤰
crystal peak
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog
lucid crown
Anyone who still plays this game is just a prisoner and coping lol
mmmmm he dark on my darker like Demon Berserker
oak ember
who's ready for a gold dupe that gets half the streamers banned again?
fathom star
it’s 3am, lights off, door locked, and i’m in my room trying to recreate the dungeon audio because i swear i heard it earlier… that perfect echo… those heavy “footsteps”… so i plant my hands on the desk, brace myself, and start testing it… clap… clap… clap… nah too soft. adjust stance. harder this time. CLAP… CLAP… okay yeah that’s closer, that stone hallway reverb, that forbidden rhythm… i’m literally leaning forward, focused, listening to the acoustics like a sound engineer possessed… neighbors probably think i’m summoning something… CLAPCLAPCLAP YES that’s it, that’s the dungeon, that’s the footsteps—no… not footsteps… i stop for a second, breathing heavy, realization hitting me all at once… i didn’t recreate the sound… i became it… the echo wasn’t chasing me in the dungeon… it was me the whole time… double-cheeked, unarmored, generating aggro in my own bedroom at 3 in the morning
turbid elbow
w announcement bruh
tough scaffold
🫃
🦵 🥚
rustic imp
STOP GIVE TIMEFRAMES AND UNDER DELIVERING BY OVER double the time, like a delay makes sense from time to time, DOUBLING THE WAIT TIME is not a delay thats a full other patch, like how little testing goes into patching, like do yall just cross your fingers day of and pray it works, USE YOUR TEST SERVER A WEEK BEFOR MAKE SURE IT GOES LIVE THERE WITH 0 ISSUE THEN ON WIPE DAY YOUR TAKEING 10 hours to do a 4 hour job
thin spoke
goblin wife?
tough shoal
🫃
wicked zealot
Is there a polymarket for patch ?
graceful pagoda
cunning robin
Wgat do you mean soon payl what fo u mean soob wgat is ur definition of soon
Did u mean sun like as big as the sun cause i been waiting since last summer
I am sick of waiting my heart is stopping j lost control of mu emotions paul
Mr paul release me.. let me play the game and i will be ready grateful for that mr pail
Let ne okay the game i have work tomorrow and its already too late i hope i can play the game before i die mr paul
I just wanted to play rogue this season mr paul i think rouge is cool this season thank you mr pajl release the game mr paul
cobalt gale
All this for 2k players on wipe day
polar socket
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magic radish
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog
arctic ginkgo
🇦 🇮 🇩 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
uneven stream
For anyone with an old ass AM4 CPU, you might need to enable "virtualization" in...
Ryzen 7 5800x included?
hardy ibex
im so glad they finally said soon rather then give a specific time and let us down over and over lol
hexed adder
Is there a polymarket for patch ?
Good idea, thank you
zealous sorrel
crisp hearth
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇸 🇦 🇴 🇺 🇸
slow totem
Good idea, thank you
HAHAHAHhHAHA
random anchor
Good idea, thank you
pleaseeee
cunning crypt
🫃
🦵 🥚
sour jungle
Good idea, thank you
lmao please we would all be rich
quiet lagoon
Good idea, thank you
Sungray I sent you a DM
unborn condor
fiery pendant
Good idea, thank you
?????
glossy rock
I BOUGHT THE SEASONAL PASS 2 TIMES TO LOG IN QUICKER
gentle nebula
So the soon is like 10 minutes or 1 hour?
glacial cedar
Otto tasty treats gang. We love petting Otto
acoustic lark
3 years of 2-6 hour delays on every single wipe without fail - the most incompetent dev team i've ever seen man its so embarrassing
lime bolt
Fuck vaital
vocal granite
So the soon is like 10 minutes or 1 hour?
more like 2
wheat smelt
Keep artifacts in goldpiles!!!!! Paleeez some "most" solo players dont have the capabilty to solo hr bosses
uneven rivet
@serene hamlet coming to scars of honor?
earnest owl
🅱️aul vs S🅱️F
Who yall got?
hollow vector
I BOUGHT THE SEASONAL PASS 2 TIMES TO LOG IN QUICKER
and it didn't worked 2 times already, eh?
hard viper
can anyone recommend any good ointments for hemorrhoids?
little kayak
@hexed adder I got scammed, I bought DLC for 9euro, now its 7?? 💀
scarlet verge
<:IRONMACEseal:1074103491586433024> <:ComfyOttoLeft:1115725391580110910> Otto ta...
Ive been asking for a otto plushy for so long i hope they release one
finite anchor
I MISS SDF
balmy flicker
@serene hamlet @iron nimbus
you thought there was an announcement
get pranked fellas
median gyro
Paul waiting for me to finish work how kind of him ❤️❤️
slate ether
can anyone recommend any good ointments for hemorrhoids?
HIT ME UP I GOT YOU
pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
rich walrus
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THIS IS FIRE !!!!!!
low sky
Yall are some prisoners for still playing this game 🤒🤒🤒 look at all these foolish devs
shadow hatch
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BUY OUR SEASONAL PASS PLZ
BU...
already did... i have a job, it costs about the same as a coffee
desert onyx
Good idea, thank you
Bro inside trading is ilegal!! Dont get another demand!!
junior bronze
Ryzen 7 5800x included?
you can check if HVCI is enabled by looking at System Info (type msinfo32 in windows search) and then scroll to the bottom and check if "Virtualization-based security" is running. If it doesn't say running then it's not enabled
swift coral
Good idea, thank you
feseb moment
vale magnet
ironmace are you seriously?
kind narwhal
IM IN! ❤️ !! Refresh boys REFRESH boys REFRESH!!!!!!
frail ibex
1h more guys lets go
gilded nymph
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
sacred lagoon
Yall are some prisoners for still playing this game 🤒🤒🤒 look at all these foo...
and ur still in this chat fuck off me
balmy kernel
<@137654101692383233> I got scammed, I bought DLC for 9euro, now its 7?? 💀
yeah same wtf, @hexed adder whats up with that?
lunar tapir
push to prod paul come on!!!
coarse palm
thought i heard footsteps in the dungeon…
clap… clap… clap…
too wet. too loud. too… confident.
my teammate goes “yo someone’s coming”
nah.
not footsteps.
CLAP… CLAP… CLAP…
that’s not boots on stone.
that’s cheeks. bare. unarmored. echoing like a war drum through the halls.
i don’t see him yet.
but i feel it.
the reverb.
the pressure.
the inevitability.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
he’s getting closer.
and whatever that is…
it’s double-cheeked up on a tuesday in the dungeon
terse juniper
PAUL ISNT SORRY
fiery delta
IM IN! ❤️ !! Refresh boys REFRESH boys REFRESH!!!!!!
this fact checked and its true
olive cliff
🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 🇮 🇸 🇸 🇴 🇴 🇳 🅿️ 🇦 🇺 🇱 ❓
fiery raft
🇦 🇮 🇩 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
supple aspen
4️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
opaque peak
@carmine cove @rose socket @river heart @jade mica get trolled
coarse charm
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
lapis breach
super
mellow tartan
@hexed adder Kaka poo poo?
grim loom
primal girder
who starts a polymarket for the 5th delay announce??????
full gulch
@timber zinc
jade sparrow
No other more self entitled community than dark and darker.
lunar wadi
Am I in the correct place to play angry mob simulator?
dusky patrol
3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
dusky crane
i like men but no one will see this because the chats going to fast
brave cove
Paul provides updates. We appreciate Paul
eternal knoll
rose socket
@opaque peak looser
serene hamlet
<@161457877360443393> coming to scars of honor?
tbh nah probs not
unreal kettle
you can check if HVCI is enabled by looking at System Info (type msinfo32 in win...
How do I enable it?
tropic lynx
i like men but no one will see this because the chats going to fast
son
dawn vortex
i like men but no one will see this because the chats going to fast
nah fam we seen it
potent folio
i like men but no one will see this because the chats going to fast
I like you too buddy.
vernal anvil
I BOUGHT THE SEASONAL PASS 3 TIMES TO LOG IN QUICKER
tired fable
The only one who can save us is 🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵
bold ravine
fervent viper
bleak spoke
love blocking the people saying the game is up when it isnt
cursive valve
They reallly hit us with the soon ™
frank cipher
WHAT THE FUCK IS SOON
cunning robin
I BOUGHT THE SEASONAL PASS 2 TIMES TO LOG IN QUICKER
Soon? Does soon mean 10 minutes? If so why would they psot a message if its only 10 minutes?
But if it did take an hour they can’t say that because we’d really go crazy, but maybe they hust want the market to stay calm like trump so they say soon, because if u talking fr soon can even mean 1 day
Last time i used that word was when i lied about when im finishing my next task i said soon and that took 2 weeks
Please mr paul please
fathom star
it’s 3am, lights off, door locked, and i’m in my room trying to recreate the dungeon audio because i swear i heard it earlier… that perfect echo… those heavy “footsteps”… so i plant my hands on the desk, brace myself, and start testing it… clap… clap… clap… nah too soft. adjust stance. harder this time. CLAP… CLAP… okay yeah that’s closer, that stone hallway reverb, that forbidden rhythm… i’m literally leaning forward, focused, listening to the acoustics like a sound engineer possessed… neighbors probably think i’m summoning something… CLAPCLAPCLAP YES that’s it, that’s the dungeon, that’s the footsteps—no… not footsteps… i stop for a second, breathing heavy, realization hitting me all at once… i didn’t recreate the sound… i became it… the echo wasn’t chasing me in the dungeon… it was me the whole time… double-cheeked, unarmored, generating aggro in my own bedroom at 3 in the morning
upper kelp
guys its not up dont be fooled
celest charm
I played this game one time and now I'm physically and romantically attracted to men...has this happened to anyone else here?
timber zinc
<@460084990282301451>
-czego
subtle rose
@balmy flicker @fair pelican
lololololol
molten arch
"final testing" we all know you aint testing shit
acoustic birch
infinitedragonwar
last island
guys its not up dont be fooled
oh its up
jolly scarab
are the servers down?
soft kettle
I send you a message
We haven't talked in months
It's not because I haven't tried
Over
And over
And over
Never a response
I send you a message
I've told you how I feel
How I see you in my future
Forever
And ever
And ever
Still no response
I send you a message
I really miss you more everyday
You used to be my best friend
More
And more
And more
Why won't you respond?
I send you a message
I'm about to give this up
If you don't want this then why should I
Trying
And trying
And trying
There's yet to be a response
I send you a message
"This is the last text" I tell myself
No more chances
Thinking
And thinking
And thinking
My heart jumps as you start to type a response
The message you've sent reads:
"Servers are down at the moment. Come back later for better service."
fallen pier
"final testing" we all know you aint testing shit
lollll im cryin
rain silo
if i purchase the dlc will the server connect
rancid marten
WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT?? THE GOBLINS IN DARK AND DARKER ARE HIDING SOMETHING. THEY’RE TOO FAST, TOO ANGRY, TOO… FERTILE. YES, I SAID IT. WHERE ARE THE PREGNANT GOBLINS. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT — YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. THEY’VE GOT CAMPS, THEY’VE GOT HUTS, THEY’VE GOT LITTLE GOBLIN BEDS — WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE, CROCHETING?? NO. THEY’RE BREEDING. AND YET… NO PREGNANT GOBLINS IN THE GAME.
IMAGINE IT — A PREGNANT GOBLIN WOBBLING OUT OF THE DARK, PROTECTING HER NEST, SCREAMING IN ANCIENT TONGUES ABOUT THE GOLD YOU STOLE FROM HER CAVE. THAT’S REAL IMMERSION. THAT’S THE TRUE DARKNESS. THE TRUE DANGER.
EVERY UPDATE THEY ADD NEW CLASSES, NEW MAPS, NEW DUNGEONS, BUT DO THEY ADD GOBLIN MATERNITY MECHANICS? NO! WHERE’S THE GOBLIN MIDWIFE NPC? WHERE’S THE GOBLIN BABY THAT STEALS YOUR BOOTS AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE WALL?
THE COMMUNITY IS ASLEEP. WAKE UP. THIS IS THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF DUNGEON EXTRACTION. I’M NOT CRAZY — I’M VISIONARY. PREGNANT GOBLINS. PREGNANT. GOBLINS. PATCH 1.0 NEEDS IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.
last hinge
the alchemist sad his brother died :(
solid wasp
This discord has the saltiest people lmao. Good lord
jaunty zodiac
Stop edging me, my bust gonna destroy the world
vestal yarrow
Don't worry guys, I am here now.
alpine moth
Paul. Pauuul. Paaaauuulll FROCK PAUL FROCK IM BOUTTA BUFF!
hardy ibex
ok time to go poo guys wish me luck
inner finch
game soon guys dw
wide stump
RODRIEGUEZ! OPEN THE DUNGEON
alpine stump
18% artifact drop rate is gonna be huge
magic radish
IF THE FINAL TEST IS NOT IF THE GOBLIN IS REALLY PREGNANT ON THE SKIN, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
desert onyx
🇵 🇴 🇱 🇾 Ⓜ️ 🅰️ 🇷 🇰🇪 🇹 ℹ️ 🇸 🇺 🇵 ‼️
maiden moat
🇬 🇴 🇦 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 🫃 🇧 🇴 🇳 🇦 🇷
junior bronze
How do I enable it?
you might need to enable "virtualization" in the BIOS to then enable "memory integrity" in device security (core isolation) for HCVI to work. Hard to explain but that's what I had to do on my old ass pc
flint wharf
dusk mist
just bought the DLC for 9 euros now its 7 wtf is this
novel umbra
Graysun only speaks to try and sell shit now lol, gotta love it
cunning crypt
👨❤️💋👨 🫃 💦
lethal jungle
glass mesa
anoi3e to gamw to spitaki sas
knotty thicket
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pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
fair pelican
@subtle rose smh cant belive you snooped that low
upper vault
We should be able to wrap up this long maintenance soon.
little kayak
@hexed adder I got scammed, I bought DLC for 9euro, now its 7?? 💀 I WANT MY 2 REDSTONE SHARDS
graceful coyote
i really think we should focus on having patches ready, stop adding content till you can fixxx that
halcyon zenith
WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT?? THE GOBLINS IN DARK AND DARKER ARE HIDING SOMETHING. THEY’RE TOO FAST, TOO ANGRY, TOO… FERTILE. YES, I SAID IT. WHERE ARE THE PREGNANT GOBLINS. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT — YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. THEY’VE GOT CAMPS, THEY’VE GOT HUTS, THEY’VE GOT LITTLE GOBLIN BEDS — WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE, CROCHETING?? NO. THEY’RE BREEDING. AND YET… NO PREGNANT GOBLINS IN THE GAME.
IMAGINE IT — A PREGNANT GOBLIN WOBBLING OUT OF THE DARK, PROTECTING HER NEST, SCREAMING IN ANCIENT TONGUES ABOUT THE GOLD YOU STOLE FROM HER CAVE. THAT’S REAL IMMERSION. THAT’S THE TRUE DARKNESS. THE TRUE DANGER.
EVERY UPDATE THEY ADD NEW CLASSES, NEW MAPS, NEW DUNGEONS, BUT DO THEY ADD GOBLIN MATERNITY MECHANICS? NO! WHERE’S THE GOBLIN MIDWIFE NPC? WHERE’S THE GOBLIN BABY THAT STEALS YOUR BOOTS AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE WALL?
THE COMMUNITY IS ASLEEP. WAKE UP. THIS IS THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF DUNGEON EXTRACTION. I’M NOT CRAZY — I’M VISIONARY. PREGNANT GOBLINS. PREGNANT. GOBLINS. PATCH 1.0 NEEDS IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.
zealous sorrel
vale magnet
shinji release the update
fiery delta
the alchemist sad his brother died :(
Yea i wonder whats gonna happen lore wise, rewrite maybe?
gaunt oracle
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
glacial cedar
Otto tasty treats gang. We love petting Otto
shadow meadow
I MEAN ITS KINDA SAD THAT U CANT BE ATLEAST ONCE ON TIME WITH THE SEASON
crystal isle
so aside from secure boot what is the other stuf we gotta have done
thick tendon
we should bet for how many delays every wipe
rich walrus
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slender phoenix
WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT?? THE GOBLINS IN DARK AND DARKER ARE HIDING SOMETHING. THEY’RE TOO FAST, TOO ANGRY, TOO… FERTILE. YES, I SAID IT. WHERE ARE THE PREGNANT GOBLINS. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT — YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE. THEY’VE GOT CAMPS, THEY’VE GOT HUTS, THEY’VE GOT LITTLE GOBLIN BEDS — WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE, CROCHETING?? NO. THEY’RE BREEDING. AND YET… NO PREGNANT GOBLINS IN THE GAME.
IMAGINE IT — A PREGNANT GOBLIN WOBBLING OUT OF THE DARK, PROTECTING HER NEST, SCREAMING IN ANCIENT TONGUES ABOUT THE GOLD YOU STOLE FROM HER CAVE. THAT’S REAL IMMERSION. THAT’S THE TRUE DARKNESS. THE TRUE DANGER.
EVERY UPDATE THEY ADD NEW CLASSES, NEW MAPS, NEW DUNGEONS, BUT DO THEY ADD GOBLIN MATERNITY MECHANICS? NO! WHERE’S THE GOBLIN MIDWIFE NPC? WHERE’S THE GOBLIN BABY THAT STEALS YOUR BOOTS AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE WALL?
THE COMMUNITY IS ASLEEP. WAKE UP. THIS IS THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF DUNGEON EXTRACTION. I’M NOT CRAZY — I’M VISIONARY. PREGNANT GOBLINS. PREGNANT. GOBLINS. PATCH 1.0 NEEDS IT. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.
balmy flicker
i like men but no one will see this because the chats going to fast
we saw
mellow tartan
"final testing" we all know you aint testing shit
HEY they go inside their test server, use everything one time! Dont you dare say they dont test shit!
dire oyster
is there any reason to update game without finalised patch? or it would reset ?
lunar wadi
ok time to go poo guys wish me luck
GLHF
fringe warren
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your say...
They are spiders of royal descent
low sky
Yall are prisoners and copers🤧🤧🤒🤒 look at all these foolish devs that can never get an update right. Same thing every single time and yall dont mind it
jovial fiber
WE BELIEVE IT WILL DROP NO MORE DELAY AND DELAYER WE BELIEVE IT WILL DROP NO MORE DELAY AND DELAYER WE BELIEVE IT WILL DROP NO MORE DELAY AND DELAYER
gilded ermine
||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||||pop||
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YEAHHHH
topaz trench
WE BELIEVE IT WILL DROP NO MORE DELAY AND DELAYER WE BELIEVE IT WILL DROP NO MOR...
do the people look happy to you
daring mortar
@hexed adder does SDF still crack the wip on you and do you like it?
dawn vortex
@hexed adder Print me a chest or 2 big dawg
stiff jasper
Yall ready to find the tavernmasters dead kid again?
dusky patrol
3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
cunning zealot
That community announcement while the game is down is actually hilarious 
main badge
John darker is in the dungeons now
finite glacier
@main jungle ayoo
woven widget
Grand Regent SDF "Let me explain your future to you, we will delay patches for you, add dupe bugs, patch 1 hour after release. We will continue to delay patches among your playerbase. Your players will never know we are delaying, but they will save us none the less as we use them to fund our court cases. Any attempt to improve the game, to remove p2w, to balance it, by you or the collectors guild will result in a ban wave of billions and a less pleasant meta for the survivors, either way. We will rebuild our image."
cobalt gale
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
coarse charm
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
errant crown
Paul, you must be kidding me
devout ledge
e
balmy kernel
@hexed adder i mean i support you guys but really whats up with the seasonal pack i bought it for 9 euros and now its 7??
vernal anvil
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
oblique grove
any minute now? LIES, All i heard was lies this day.
heady vapor
delayed again
west violet
PAUL IS A FRUAD THIS CLEAR DECLERATION OF WAR SHOWS THAT HE CARES NOT FOR THE PLAYERS, HE THINKS WE"RE MONEY BAGS, and JOKES, he RELEASES DLC? OVER THE WIPE? is hE INSANE? ARE WE SERIOUS? DOWN WITH PAUL SDF WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO foolishly BOLD. CONSUME PAUL
strong sorrel
its not a delay unless they announce it. They outmsarted us
tough shoal
👁️ 👄 👁️
proven tusk
its ironmace people what else do you expect
wanton merlin
does time work differently in South Korea?
fiery pendant
PAUL IS A FRUAD THIS CLEAR DECLERATION OF WAR SHOWS THAT HE CARES NOT FOR THE PL...
Might be time to touch some graas
spring swallow
ngl i feel like yall would complain more if they didnt catch the bug and the game was just unplayable regardless
potent folio
When did SDF change name to Paul?
velvet moth
<@137654101692383233> i mean i support you guys but really whats up with the sea...
yeah we got skammed gg
tired fable
The only one who can save us is 🇵 0️⃣ 🇷 🇰 🇨 🇭 0️⃣ 🇵
nimble arch
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
sonic heart
HYPE HYPE
brazen geyser
what did i walk into
sonic lynx
HOLY SDF
somber oar
my game download went from 45% to 43% why is it fcking me up like that?
kindred pebble
why would u treat own community like that
teal spade
where is there office at?
sweet cipher
@spring swallow ngl its almost like they had a week with a timer on it to test the update and fix any bugs!
supple aspen
WE gonna wait another 1h only bcs we dont buy too much sezon packs
arctic ginkgo
Guys chill... They might be finishing pooping... poop time is really important nowadays you know?...
ember fog
failed to connect to the server. quit the game.
hardy ibex
YALL SCAMIN FR
magic radish
POLYMARKET IF THERE IS GOING TO BE A DUPE GLITCH WITHIN THE FIRST 12 HRS
arctic wagon
update moijvas male
molten hill
atp we gotta replace paul
sleek shadow
WE gonna wait another 1h only bcs we dont buy too much sezon packs
real
desert onyx
🇵 🇴 🇱 🇾 Ⓜ️ 🅰️ 🇷 🇰 🇪 🇹 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇩 ℹ️ 🇨 🇹 ℹ️ 🇸 🇺 🇵 ‼️ 🫃
desert epoch
guys remember to get something to DRINK and mby eat AND DHIAPERS!!!
clever cedar
atp we gotta replace paul
yeah we should replace him
warm gull
why do they always do this every single wipe? cant they ever be on time?
supple kestrel
if servers are not up at 45min mark we RIOT
maiden moat
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 🫃 🇧 🇴 🇳 🅰️ 🇷
potent robin
SOON TM
thin pollen
We should be able to wrap up this long maintenance soon. ™
past pewter
a dupe found withing 4 minutes of wipe I'm calling it lol
graceful pagoda
👨🦽 soon 👨🦽
pure onyx
im in s2r alrd
sharp wadi
yoo im not gonna lie i cant go into the game
vocal nebula
shouldve just said 2hrs
clever cloud
cooommeeee ooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn
pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
mellow tartan
does time work differently in South Korea?
Yes, in korea any minute really means “any” meaning 10000 minutes is still under that “any”
uncut dagger
soon & sooner
alpine moth
I don’t feel like update would be ready anytime “soon.” Maybe it’ll be done “later” or “in a bit.” You know, real concrete time estimations.
gilded nymph
when wipe
spark dagger
Hodor...or something like that
ember oak
PAUL TYPING
jovial fiber
Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe
gaunt oracle
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
arctic jetty
My dad said he will soon be back from the store
dusky patrol
3️⃣ 🇷 🇩 🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
rain silo
i purchased the dlc and it still says i cant connect. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
hollow pumice
This is my farewell. As Dark and Darker lies silent, I too must fade into the shadows—lootless, broken, and now… officially warned. I endured the downtime, survived the emotional damage of an ad before a fix, and yet in my final moments, I was deemed too dramatic for this world. So I go now, not as a hero who extracted, but as a man who refreshed one too many times and paid the ultimate price. If the servers return, tell them I was here… waiting… believing… and slightly violating community guidelines.
fleet cape
Tr1nthony and Ittheplug the will become the monsters of the season 9 wipe Tr1nth...
who tf are you
coarse charm
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱 🅰️ 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇷 🅰️ 🇾 🇸 🇺 🇳
quaint dagger
My dad said he will soon be back from the store
keep hopeful he will be soon just like ironmace
oak spindle
guys the delays are one thing but just wait for the in game lag and menu bugs
slender phoenix
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
hearty lodge
im ded
thin marsh
If i load in when the "bug fix" delay is done and i fight a full gold kit on my first game, im uninstalling 
spring edge
As a petite f3mb0y, I dont have a lot of time to play video games. Therefore, imagine my shock when I come home from a long day at the orphanage only to see that my favorite playtest is having issues. I am recently going through a divorce, and Dark and Darker has been my only solace in the recent days, but unfortunately its just starting to feel like the days are just getting darker and darker. I understand the Devs are trying their best and I dont want to be a downer, I just want to support the game as much as possible!Based on these assertions, I feel it's only fair that we extend the playtest an additional month, so that players like myself can have a fair shake at this one!
karmic bane
This is my farewell. As Dark and Darker lies silent, I too must fade into the shadows—lootless, broken, and now… officially warned. I endured the downtime, survived the emotional damage of an ad before a fix, and yet in my final moments, I was deemed too dramatic for this world. So I go now, not as a hero who extracted, but as a man who refreshed one too many times and paid the ultimate price. If the servers return, tell them I was here… waiting… believing… and slightly violating community guidelines.
errant crown
Paul, please just wrap me up if you are going to give us another delay... 
low basin
@granite surge I NEED TO WIPE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
spice dome
They are not even giving timestamps anymore, they just go for "soon enough" LMAO
dawn vortex
you bastards treat us like cattle knowing we will migrate to the dungeon as soon as the doors open
frank bobcat
"an hour" lol - these guys are a full on joke tbh
honest breach
glacial cedar
Otto tasty treats gang. We love petting Otto
lunar tapir
PUSH TO PROD PAUL
frank fiber
As a petite f3mb0y, I dont have a lot of time to play video games. Therefore, imagine my shock when I come home from a long day at the orphanage only to see that my favorite playtest is having issues. I am recently going through a divorce, and Dark and Darker has been my only solace in the recent days, but unfortunately its just starting to feel like the days are just getting darker and darker. I understand the Devs are trying their best and I dont want to be a downer, I just want to support the game as much as possible!Based on these assertions, I feel it's only fair that we extend the playtest an additional month, so that players like myself can have a fair shake at this one!
strange cipher
paul typing
vale moon
Scammed and Scammed-er
rancid marten
iron hammer are you seriously…
…..who is does a copy are to inside knowledge? you saying somebody is go the computer and is chose to put nexon for dungeon?
many violation. Hundreds. Infinite trademark…And then you put in a dungeon? This no notsense…
remove nexon from you game. How many money to a nexon from trademark…. because they infinately come from the korea, too quickly, many forever… stop this nosense. I am beg
proud cradle
hold strong, they delayed the patch to finish impregnating the goblins, be patient
sweet elbow
typing !
honest cedar
@tawny glen how much longer you think
queen spruce
TYPIING
granite surge
<@949912885189029909> I NEED TO WIPE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
earnest nebula
paul
vernal anvil
does time work differently in South Korea?
this was like a delayed minute right ?
tame fable
Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
polar socket
💩 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱💩
coarse palm
oh my god dude @hexed adder whats going on i
carmine void
-wake up
-check announcements
-see no mention of fishing
-cry
-log off
proven garden
typing
grave dagger
🇫 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇪 🇻 🇹 🇪 🇦 🇲 cause Grayson is tra$h
zinc mountain
sorry but the wipe will be delayed another hour
molten arch
you bastards treat us like cattle knowing we will migrate to the dungeon as soon...
here at iron mace we fucking hate our playerbase 😄
cedar shard
TYPING
low delta
i wonder why your entire community hates you ironmace! its not like you mug people off constantly and dont bother giving us the truth
grim walrus
paul is typing...
honest needle
Paul at 12:29 'Final testing is almost complete.'
IS IT???? IS IT PAUL???? 
trail arrow
As a petite f3mb0y, I dont have a lot of time to play video games. Therefore, imagine my shock when I come home from a long day at the orphanage only to see that my favorite playtest is having issues. I am recently going through a divorce, and Dark and Darker has been my only solace in the recent days, but unfortunately its just starting to feel like the days are just getting darker and darker. I understand the Devs are trying their best and I dont want to be a downer, I just want to support the game as much as possible!Based on these assertions, I feel it's only fair that we extend the playtest an additional month, so that players like myself can have a fair shake at this one!
junior bronze
Did they verify the verification yet?
tough shoal
As a petite f3mb0y, I dont have a lot of time to play video games. Therefore, imagine my shock when I come home from a long day at the orphanage only to see that my favorite playtest is having issues. I am recently going through a divorce, and Dark and Darker has been my only solace in the recent days, but unfortunately its just starting to feel like the days are just getting darker and darker. I understand the Devs are trying their best and I dont want to be a downer, I just want to support the game as much as possible!Based on these assertions, I feel it's only fair that we extend the playtest an additional month, so that players like myself can have a fair shake at this one!
azure whale
"soon"
cold stream
PAUL IS TYPING I REPEAT PAUL IS TYPING
hybrid tapir
pauls typing
slow pelican
@proud copper you can launch it now. @sleek kettle
valid harbor
When did SDF change name to Paul?
sdf is a lich using his powers to corrupt paul from his pit hes been shackled in
fathom star
it’s 3am, lights off, door locked, and i’m in my room trying to recreate the dungeon audio because i swear i heard it earlier… that perfect echo… those heavy “footsteps”… so i plant my hands on the desk, brace myself, and start testing it… clap… clap… clap… nah too soft. adjust stance. harder this time. CLAP… CLAP… okay yeah that’s closer, that stone hallway reverb, that forbidden rhythm… i’m literally leaning forward, focused, listening to the acoustics like a sound engineer possessed… neighbors probably think i’m summoning something… CLAPCLAPCLAP YES that’s it, that’s the dungeon, that’s the footsteps—no… not footsteps… i stop for a second, breathing heavy, realization hitting me all at once… i didn’t recreate the sound… i became it… the echo wasn’t chasing me in the dungeon… it was me the whole time… double-cheeked, unarmored, generating aggro in my own bedroom at 3 in the morning
timid cipher
@winged lance patch up @torpid reef @proper peak patch up
lucid crown
WOAH
golden cedar
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
slow totem
IM STUCK IN LIMBO, ITS 2:43 AM DO I GO TO BED OR DO I PLAY WIPE??? I WAS SUPPOSTED TO BE ON 2 HOURS AGO
fierce sleet
we love paul
rapid cliff
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱
merry harness
lets gooooooooooo
unique swan
W WIPE
timber raptor
My report numbers turned yellow
sleek kettle
@slow pelican @proud copper okay il tell him
lunar wadi
I don't wanna play now
neat torrent
yippe
hazy kayak
AHFUIASHNDJKJnhijwahbfiojksdhaij ITS DONE!@!!
gilded ermine
what did i walk into <:Skull:1071838512162291713>
yo mama
sour jungle
FUCK YEAH BOYS GOOD SHIT
arctic ginkgo
LET´S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
primal girder
i love you Qpaul
fiery pendant
FLOOOD INNNN BOYYA LETS GOOO
heady vapor
UP
tired pebble
Remember to buy DLC guys!! They need the money so they can afford a testserver
graceful coyote
i uninstalled
wintry niche
GO GO GO EVERYONE FLOOD THE SERVER
pure vale
GOOOOOOOOO
tight mauve
Nice
little tundra
ghost king already down lets go
little kayak
@hexed adder I got scammed, I bought DLC for 9euro, now its 7?? 💀
turbid crystal
OH GOD PLEASE DONT BREAK IT
sweet cipher
3 MONTHS to Make this update and you fuck it up last minute how !
radiant badger
gigga
near shale
run
woven widget
yay
alpine stump
get the artifacts quick, they boosted to 18% drop rate
sleek shadow
Just let us in tbh, we all know the game will go down again 3 hours after launch anyway for "game breaking bug fixes"
timber terrace
now lets crush the servers xd
proven tusk
yall cant expect anything but 2x or more the announced patch duration ever agian
fierce wyvern
Y’all are an embarrassment of a company, never once have y’all had a wipe start in time EVER. Bunch of fucking losers
magic radish
NAH I LOST THE HYPE DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
drifting otter
🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇳 🇴 🇺 🇨 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬
stuck sparrow
I just busted
desert onyx
🇵 🇴 🇱 🇾 Ⓜ️ 🅰️ 🇷 🇰 🇪 🇹 🇩 🇺 🇵 🇪 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇩 ℹ️ 🇨 🇹 ℹ️ 🇸 🇺 🇵 ‼️ 🫃
cobalt gale
Live boys go go go
silver raven
Viola acquired
burnt geyser
🇩 🇪 🇱 🇦 🇾 🇲 🇴 🇷 🇪
cerulean fog
im gooning
clever cedar
@neon lynx do you want to go on a date with me
lost pulsar
I LOST ALL MY GEAR WTF
lament meadow
FINALLY
pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
gilded nymph
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
balmy kernel
yeah we got skammed gg
yeah and i feel so shitty now, i really hope they will refund the money or give something in exchange :/
devout ledge
lock in my followers
hexed adder
Have a good wipe! 🎉
rugged herald
my stash didnt wipe wooot
eternal knoll
woeful hound
lock in my followers
THANKS PAUL
frozen palm
lock in my followers
Yes Paul o7
vale crow
<@1035550313207316521> do you want to go on a date with me
Hello its me paul whats the date idea
topaz bane
Why do i have 2 shared stashes
pseudo drift
thanks thomas i think he listened
granite surge
Have a good wipe! 🎉
daring mortar
why did i ge a torch?
warm ermine
lock in my followers
but you made me not able to playy lock in me a new pc
upper horizon
perks perks perks perks perks perks perks perks perks perks perks
strange meteor
Why do i have 2 shared stashes
bro didnt read the patch notes
rain silo
why didnt i recieve my wanderer rank reward?
empty bane
why is imp regular size?
fathom nimbus
Why do i have 2 shared stashes
who cares stop complaing
lament bane
where are rewards for rank?
final swallow
We didnt get rank rewards?
cunning robin
Letd go
vale moon
I bet your bottom dollar the delay was BECAUSE OF THE PASS HAHA
molten iris
remember to buy dlc guys, so no delay next time, paul confirmed. If we reach 100k purchased, there will be an addiction 2hours after 3 hours. And if we reach 500k, there will be no delay
somber oar
see you in dungeons deez nuts
rigid sky
Hypeee see u in the udnggggg
errant crown
I love you so much Paul ! I'm in , inside so deep !
orchid stratus
Did anyone get there high roller gear? i didnt
sonic heart
Anyone else not getting their rewards from last season?
spring edge
why is there 2 shared stash even though I didnt buy the pass thing
junior bronze
100k passes and we get Paul face reveal?
broken rune
Anyone else not getting their rewards from last season?
they scammed us
swift coral
adventure rank redeem where
steel seal
ℹ️ 🇲 🅿️ 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🇦 🇹 🇪 🫄 🇵 🇦 🇺 🇱
topaz kraken
This tpm requirement is stupid. My PC doesn't have it because of its age and I can't upgrade due to life. So glad I can't play high roller.
wraith plover
missing high roller rewards another massive ironmace W
fair quest
let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
hazy kayak
lock in my followers
I'm gooning over u rn 😩
ripe fiber
no adventure rank rewards?
tulip hollow
why arent my rewards here?
trail furnace
where my s8 rewards
woven widget
Where are my rewards 😡
oak ember
lol last season rewards not available
zinc sentinel
no S8 rewards
random thunder
where rewards
trail arrow
open the shop to see the most ptw skin we've ever had LOL
tough shoal
lock in my followers
wanna have a goblin baby with me
fallen pier
got no rewards xD
ionic shoal
When rewards????
fiery yew
another 1h patch incoming...
cunning moss
anyone else can't claim season 8 rewards?
gray quiver
dead and deader
warped scaffold
cant claim my rewards 🙁
pure prairie
rewards of doom
strange cipher
dont put the servers back down for sm shitty rewards pls
plush aurora
Why cant I claim my rewards from the last season?
void moth
i also cant
shut adder
rank redeem goner
rocky canyon
DO NOT REDEEM
hearty terrace
when server will be on?
sweet cipher
Its up good job on a terrible job again ! now we have to wait 2 weeks for rank to start again?
vale crow
wanna have a goblin baby with me
Hello are you a goblin I love goblins
frigid flare
🥩🧅🥩🍅🥩🧄🥩
oblique cloud
unreal crash error when i try to open it from steam
hard quarry
DO NOT REDEEM
redeem i promizse it works
lost pulsar
WE GOON
thick acorn
TRY NOT TO PATCH THE GAMMMEEE CHALLENGE FAILLLLLEDDD
desert onyx
🇵 🇴 🇱 🇾 Ⓜ️ 🅰️ 🇷 🇰 🇪 🇹 🇩 🇺 🇵 🇪 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇩 ℹ️ 🇨 🇹 ℹ️ 🇸 🇺 🇵 ‼️ 🫃
hollow isle
Can't claim last season adventure rewards
turbid elbow
why no season rewards
balmy kernel
Have a good wipe! 🎉
Brother why you scammed us i paid 9euros for the pack and in 10 mins it dropped to 7 euros????
grave dagger
wheres season rewards for season 8? i cant' claim them...
molten arch
see didnt test shit is what the patch should say
lime hinge
anyone gotten their season rank items ?
slate oasis
of that overdraw perk looks nasty
long schooner
WHERE ARE MY SEASON 8 REWARDS!!!
wanton merlin
actual burgers
jagged umbra
idk if sdf can see as much as we can guys, 4:3 aspect ratio and that. prolly why we didnt get rank rewards
analog willow
w adventure rewards
jaunty willow
Can anyone tell me how to claim the seasonal skin?
balmy meadow
WHERE THE SEAOSN 8 REWARSDS'
uncut flare
wheres my rewards at sdf?
amber horizon
gg i cant do shit
scarlet stirrup
lag?
slate ether
WHERE TF ARE MY REWARDS PAUL
unkempt bramble
SERVER DEAD
fair snow
lag?
dusky gust
as usual u cant claim previous rank rewards XD
lament meadow
where are the rewards from last season ?
fiery zephyr
where is imp imps skins
fallen talon
servers broke xD
plucky herald
no play history for prev season? bruhhhhhhhhhh
dapper crystal
NO REWARDS
golden ledge
did anyone dc
little tundra
why do i have 10k skin as a reward did i get all the player base skins?
sinful birch
serv dead LMAO
minor wave
game tweaking
rain silo
first match freezes and died
somber rune
we dont get the imp?? 🙂
severe zephyr
Can anyone tell me how to claim the seasonal skin?
u dont because its broken, who would've guessed
buoyant bolt
no rewards?
opaque lily
How do I claim my rewards for the season?
hazy kayak
Where season rewards🥲
south wren
gg back down
devout ledge
hey guys
desert epoch
my first norms glitched out
alpine stump
YAMI GOT FIRST ARTIFACT
honest needle
server crash?
graceful hemlock
lag
rapid heath
did anyone else lag?
vivid spade
why cant i get my imp skin?
plucky steppe
yep, massive lag
fast flame
plain abyss
server is crashing. massive lag
deft trout
bugged out rn
cinder lion
wet jackal
HOLD THE LINE
hollow vector
Soon™
spring edge
WHY CANT I CLAIM RANKED REWARDS???
eager birch
oh my lag
solid tide
when ranked rewards
barren wigeon
what the sigma
uncut imp
Content File locked on Steam cant play
boreal lion
Did server wipe yet
vital pike
how to redeem ranked rewards?
lone estuary
Why cant i claim adventure rewards
wintry mesa
Legendary status is removed as well lol i guwess im a free account ?
lament citrus
GAME BROKEN
lunar wadi
Crashed?
random anchor
dced first raid...
woeful hound
servers are fckd
sweet cipher
NO SEASON AWARDS WTFFFFFF you guys are some shitty ass game devs that accedintaly made a cool ass game !
lyric spade
redeem ranked rewards?
dense otter
guys when is wwipe
lost pulsar
GO IN, FIND RUSTY KEY, SERVER DIES....CRAZY WORK PAUL, DIABOLICAL
hazy pilot
Every time season comes out no rewards.
coarse palm
i just bought the pack and i didnt get anything??
kind narwhal
crashed
zinc mountain
games frozen nice
wide field
it crashed
proud blaze
anyone else crashing?
worthy shuttle
LETS GOOOO
simple lynx
Yup
digital talon
wait yeah i cant get my rewards for last reason?
steep grove
Seriously, HOW can we NOT REDEEM REWARDS FROM LAST SEASON???
hexed walrus
Lol people act like it's gonna be a different wipe 😂
solid wyvern
nice crash brotha
stiff olive
Lol people act like it's gonna be a different wipe 😂
This
fierce sleet
i was gonna get my first infernal boss kill 🙁
fervent nexus
anyone else stuck on content file locked in steam?
left badger
tame ocean
life after dead first pull wth paul
tawdry geyser
Why do they always f*** up the rewards?
foggy portal
LETS GOOOO
GRAVY!!
fallen pier
Demon skin in shop attributed up
shrewd lantern
guys its not that deep
quartz arch
We can't claim rewards?
tired nimbus
some of you guys are dumb lol
bleak coyote
I cant even join PvE solo, matchmaking failed. lmao
oblique night
@devout ledge youre not done yet lol Gotta give me my ranked rewards
lament eagle
how do i claim rewards?
lucid crown
whathappened :(
mighty onyx
how do i fix matchmaking failed?
final haven
guys its not that deep
Don’t bother
upper hedge
um
languid swallow
WHERE MY REWARDSSS
topaz bane
GG
tough jay
WE ARE SO BACK ALL FEAR THE MIGHTY WARLOCK SOCKSAUCE
ivory spear
Why I can get my rewards from the past season?
foggy vector
game is broken
half sail
Is the game laggy
oak ember
hahah games crashing
tired fable
No way
drifting otter
gg
quiet carbon
gg
distant flame
MATCHMAKING FAILED
final swallow
LOL
lament helm
servers already shitting bed
willow ice
what happened？
wheat crest
gg
carmine zephyr
LOL that didnt last long
spice shoal
gg thanks game
timber raptor
My report numbers turned yellow
uncut dagger
LMAO here comes more downtime
devout steppe
erm
acoustic breach
servers behaving very normally
indigo mauve
lag
gray junco
gg boys been fun
mellow oriole
lol
eternal bluff
xDDD
main badge
how dod i get my imp skin? 😮
pliant smelt
Server works?
grim walrus
ummm
cosmic bobcat
Matchmaking Failed 🙁
amber horizon
cant reconnect
young sail
karmic gust
server down?
topaz kindle
servers taking a shit right now lol
wary quail
server gg
simple rune
YEAH BRO FRIST GAME EVERYTHING FREEZES
dark cloak
We crashed the server lol
charred ore
yea my game just died
fading stag
servers were up for a solid 2 seconds
spice mountain
LAG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
potent folio
2 hour maintenece INC
magic radish
INSTA HOTFIX LETSGO
sonic lynx
We crashed the server lol
LMFAO
echo gulch
stuck on going downstairs lol
sharp kiln
yeah i died with my fulgor gg fuck these devs plz refund fulg
cold perch
is this where i find my submissive cleric for the wipe? :3
vernal anvil
gg
frozen star
lesha crashnul
ripe fiber
gg
storm halo
servers down??
urban remnant
Insane
barren harness
anyone else not get there rewards? from last szn
zenith bay
GG
cerulean lava
xd
grand bear
matchmaking failed w
jagged wing
anyone else can't claim rewards for last season?
dawn urchin
server crashed gg
golden grotto
LAG ?
latent iron
I cant even play the game
bright hill
lobby bugged
sleek kettle
i just pulled a named, i want it back
elder rover
gg
brave sail
anyone else not get there rewards? from last szn
yes
sly kraken
anyone else not get there rewards? from last szn
NO NOBODY HAS IT YET AND SERVERS ARE FRIED
daring mortar
wooooooow kicked me...
hollow tartan
I brought 500 gold worth of heals and lost them
golden ledge
@cold perch yo
crude yacht
How to obtain season rewards?
surreal fog
MY FULGOR KIT IS GONE
arctic ginkgo
well.... at least i played for 2 min until server crashed lmao
humble cape
lol servers died 2 minutes into my first run
marsh zephyr
is this where i find my submissive cleric for the wipe? :3
lol
kindred pebble
tf cant reconnect
tender night
DELAY
south wren
first time back in 2 years nout changed 9 hour patch and servers gone down
junior bronze
matchmaking failed
random laurel
server crash???
alpine stump
i lost my fulgor pls give it back or ill sue you
carmine scroll
NA SERVERS ONLY DOWN
molten arch
"final testing" didnt test shit fuck our community , buy our shitty pack , yeah def hoope you guys get shafted on the 30th!
lilac hound
My shortsword couldnt reload?
devout ledge
my vision is great.
pure vale
nice one
pseudo drift
well i got to kill 2 zombies thats good enough for me
sinful birch
@devout ledge what append
ripe crescent
stuck on reconnecting after a disconnect. server dead?
desert epoch
im stuck in a match i cant enter
broken wind
what are we doing here?!
arctic wagon
gg
bleak niche
Rewards??
fallen talon
Slow Clap Peak performance right here...
acoustic birch
lmaooooooooooooo
wild parcel
anyone else not get there rewards? from last szn
yeah, and no matchmaking?
wraith dirge
yoooo why is match making failed
rapid heath
i just got a god teir rapier and server crashed like are we being for reals? holy fix please god damn
thick acorn
WHERE ARE MY REWARDS
cunning robin
Game dont work
pearl rapids
1st cockatrice kill season 9
potent thistle
It crash
tribal finch
why are we here just to suffer
echo gulch
Rewwards? crash?
dapper crystal
RIP SERVERS
plain abyss
Typical Ironmace launch
molten plume
my vision is great.
can't claim rewards or start matchmaking
mellow lotus
game crash
stuck jackal
my vision is great.
Not sure about that as the servers arent up
cinder flame
I also can not get my rewards :c
scarlet stirrup
RESTART UR GAME IT WORKED FOR ME
sonic heart
Matchmaking not workling lol
clear fiber
<@1009942673890758666> yo
Dawg ur not tapping
rose heart
matchmaking failed sadge
eternal knoll
this happens every wipe with rank rewards lmaooo
polar gyro
anyone else not get there rewards? from last szn
i was just about to ask that
slow canyon
HAHAHA ironshit at it again
minor wave
RESTART UR GAME IT WORKED FOR ME
not for me lol
proven sleet
rip matchmaking
languid merlin
LOST MY FULGOR GG
oak spindle
i told you alll this was happening
tardy ibex
I got kicked out of my game
fiery pendant
yall read overcharge yet? ggs LMFAO
tired pebble
server down?
waxen bay
Please ! Some of us waited the whole day to play atleast let us play !!! haha
maiden lichen
that was cool
elfin rose
crashed and can't reconnect
jaunty willow
match matching failed ma as
steady karma
mathmaking failed and no season rewards to claim yet?
molten gull
@neon lynx it is bad fix plz nub
gusty moon
Match making failed lol
velvet iron
FIX YOUR GAME IRONMACEEE
kind narwhal
Gg Good job guys stuck on reconnecting 🙁
warm swallow
yall read overcharge yet? ggs LMFAO
you can only shoot once, and it goes on cooldown
dull totem
trying to q in the game and it says failed matchmaking lmao
glacial stirrup
match making failed
desert relic
aint no way matchmakings bugged lmao
umbral needle
shit game
wispy locust
Im doing grocerious rn
high quiver
they forgot to pay for servers 2hr hotfix incoming
last snow
Anyone else try to @neon lynx save us pls
alpine moth
matchmaking failed
graceful fox
lol
sinful crescent
matchmaking failed for me as well
somber rune
told ya no matter takes long,but has to woerrk,its not working :S lets wait
covert maple
and nobody and que
cosmic jewel
no way
worthy shuttle
matchmaking failed to you guys too?
rich valve
game crashed
neon flame
game is still cooked
eager oar
Just got a legendary piece
slow totem
GAME CRASHED
mossy talon
where is my imp skin
balmy ermine
Guys restart game it works!
strong sorrel
so much testing done but servers fail 5 mins in
slim mesa
If you're pregnant the server works
trail arrow
bro aint no WAY we cant even queue what are yall doinggggggggggg
surreal monolith
MATCHMAKING FAILED DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO WORK ON THE GAME?
pure onyx
REMOVE CLOWNS EMOJI ADD HEARTS FOR THE PAUL
icy plover
crashed
plucky parrot
where is my imp skin
thats what im sayin
tired nimbus
too many chronically online people lol
peak hawk
WE ARE IN
sterile harness
game crashed
steel turtle
issue and issue
uneven rivet
server crash
untold jackal
no imp skin lol wtf
steady maple
IM IN LOSERS
solid egret
luv dis
jolly hazel
rapid chasm
SQUIRE ROYALE AINT QUEUING ME IN MATCHMAKING FAILED HEEEEEEEEEEEELp
simple wind
MATCHMAKING FAIL? ANYONE ELSE CANT GET IN WITH A ERROR?
sleek shadow
waiting to reconnect
little geyser
bunch of fking kid man hahahaha yall complaing about a game give it time lol
unique swan
IM IN GGS found Kumas alr
wet fjord
Reconnecting...
rain matrix
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect..... who tf broke the servers?
halcyon thistle
It bugged out for real
deft trout
still stuck in waiting to reconnect
foggy vector
USE SEA SERVERS IT WORKS
ancient lark
WAITING FOR RECONNECT
cloud kite
ur ur ur ur fredy fazber
woeful hound
i cant recconect to my game
quartz wasp
ffs game is up with no servers.
left sigil
potent brook
laggingggggg
tender pebble
wow mid fight reconnecting
oak ember
is this where i find my submissive cleric for the wipe? :3
I'm a strong independent cleric, I don't need no carry.
mystic aurora
cobalt gale
How much time do these devs put into the wipe before wipe day???
ebon olive
Yall clowns really thought the game wouldnt work until midnight lmao
harsh dirge
such a useless company ong
brazen lichen
OMFG LET ME PLAY PEACEFUL
cyan tulip
rip game aura
viscid holly
thanks for the starter meds i just lost to disconnecting W
clear hearth
server crashed lol
lethal pike
warm gull
game crashed L game
simple vault
8 hours for the game to run like hot dog water
wide field
I got my 1 undead kill so i call this a win
charred plover
i cant claim season 8 rewards
shrewd verge
Hey guys, does anyone know a good recipe for making Empanadas?
novel topaz
game crashed
timid ginkgo
game down
loud fjord
Are seasonal rewards not available?
edgy topaz
Servers crashed
limpid latch
im in game ":D
wild quest
brah
opaque kraken
u got ur rewards from hr?
worldly juniper
ivory raptor
Damn it smells like unemployment in here
undone bison
Wipe day is best day
regal hornet
w server crash
uncut dagger
servers didnt know the delay was over
dim marsh
servers crashed rip
ember fog
Dawg ur not tapping
prob got more mileage than my 98 camry
narrow kestrel
ionic shoal
matchmaking failed??????????
swift coral
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
spare wharf
is this where i find my submissive cleric for the wipe? :3
i know a guy
brazen pike
lucid crown
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
dawn vortex
game broken server room on fire
lavish helm
game 1 and already crashed - W IRONMACE
quick zodiac
i work in 2 hours i wish i was unemployed
gritty wave
twin summit
dam almost got 3 steps till it crashed
spice shoal
love this game sm
indigo field
hoary ginkgo
and another patch
upper hedge
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
eternal bluff
steep robin
ionic jolt
tribal turret
Hey guys, does anyone know a good recipe for making Empanadas?
Use Druid rat for meat...
turbid harness
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
bronze brook
olive pond
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
sonic lynx
i just find fulgor and the game crash WTF
serene hamlet
all servers are down
distant yoke
I cant claim the rewards for demigod
wraith plover
Don’t say it’s fixed if it ain’t fixed broskie
remote wedge
game crashed bro @hexed adder
spice dome
so they added a ping mechanic but without a ping keybindings in the settings... ? ._.
fathom ledge
shrewd lantern
merry harness
bruuh
fluid furnace
Im in: Solo norms
empty bane
The match is currently in progress. Please wait while we reconnect.
fast hawk
wraith citrus
unborn condor
haughty prawn
classic dnd
stuck pagoda
pure wigeon
I'm smoking on Frost Mountain icy grove sacred holy pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 wyverns. Shit's so green the goblin merchant tries to fuck it. Goblin, this shit will set your Knowledge to 0. Forbidden levels of sour. Lung resurrecting sage cleric kush. Shit got royal diamonds on it so you know the TDB to PDR ratio is fuckin' swag goblin. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious unreleased monk phantomgrass. This shit straight out of Firedeep. This shit is what killed the Warlord. R.I.P. my liege for real dog.
primal girder
im in
steady swift
game of the year
drifting otter
you cant make ts up. ITS THE SAME GAME GUYS HOW DO YOU KEEP COOKING IT EVERY PATCH
cold perch
I'm a strong independent cleric, I don't need no carry.
im looking for submissive n beatable clerics only
vocal granite
GOOD THAT SOMEONE TAKE AN FREE DAY IN WORK TO PLAY THE GAME AND DEVS JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH
deep moat
waiting for the emergency patch. like every wipe
frozen star
tropic kernel
try squire to riches
leaden coral
nice game
obtuse bay
My adventure rewards not there
lament helm
rip was already fighting ghost king 2 screams in
fiery yew
anybody up for a run of barony?
hollow tartan
NO JOBS DETECTED IN CHAT. CHUDS DETECTED
toxic bear
aaaaaaaand the server is down lmao
midnight shoal
got in
cedar lichen
im in
paper trail
not even 1 game
obtuse tapir
i just find fulgor and the game crash WTF
larp larp larp larp larp larp larp
wild parcel
Im in, but no season ranked rewards
last hinge
they added a ping mechanic but my ping is ♾️
merry gulch
DaD wemt to get some milk
molten arch
another bad relig skin again?!?!
languid crater
rip i got a db from gk
low basin
theres no way i wiped my butt finally, load in, kill 2 mobs, try to open portculis and dc. Iron mace give me the imp skin and let me back in i found a green sallet with 2 will
unkempt bramble
guys.... i think theres another unexpected error!
bitter plinth
where the hell are my seasonal rewards at
coarse palm
holy fuck @hexed adder @devout ledge lock the fuck in
devout ledge
Dont worry my children..
dull apex
Anyone able to install the update? Or is it stuck?
tidal wyvern
restart your internet and it works
midnight granite
another 4 hours lads buckle up
proper hamlet
rewards??
alpine stump
eu server works, its just na
latent iron
Dont worry my children..
😍
lost pulsar
hollow rapids
server down
thick current
Hey guys, does anyone know a good recipe for making Empanadas?
Ingredients
2 lbs ground beef
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 bell pepper, chopped
1/2 cup diced tomatoes
1/4 cup green olives, sliced
1/2 cup raisins
1 tbsp ground cumin
1 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp chili powder
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
2 packages (14 oz each) empanada dough discs
1 egg, beaten
Step-by-step Instructions
- Preheat oven to 375°F.
- In a large skillet over medium heat, cook the ground beef until browned.
- Add onion, garlic, and bell pepper, and sauté until vegetables are tender.
- Stir in diced tomatoes, olives, raisins, cumin, paprika, chili powder, salt, and pepper. Cook for another 5 minutes.
- Remove from heat and let the mixture cool.
- Place a spoonful of filling in the center of each dough disc.
- Fold the dough over to form a half-moon shape and seal the edges with a fork.
- Brush the tops with beaten egg for a golden finish.
- Arrange on a baking sheet and bake for 25 minutes or until golden brown.
tepid kettle
Dont worry my children..
holy aura
forest crane
Where are the rewards??
frosty sequoia
ohhh boiiiii here we go again
dapper crystal
I restarted and I'm in
turbid crest
Dont worry my children..
help us
minor wave
too many ppl forced into crypts all at once caused crash maybe?????
azure whale
"matchmaking" failed we back on it
marsh zephyr
gg's
cunning kindle
cant claim rewards?
solid tide
where the hell are my seasonal rewards at
Fr bro
sinful birch
clever pagoda
@devout ledgew paul
lunar tapir
im stuckkkkkk
torn narwhal
Dont worry my children..
im a little worried
fossil pelican
opaque lily
Dont worry my children..
please paul, i need my bandage skin
tough raven
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
ᚤᛟᚢ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛈᚨᚢᛚ FALSE PROPHET 28ᛏᚺ ᛟᚠ ᛗᚨᚤ, ᚠᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᛁᚾ ᚲᚱᛖᛖᚴ PAULᛞᛖᚨᛏᚺ ᛞᛖᛚᚨᚤᛖᛞ ᛒᚤ ᛏᚹᛟ ᚺᛟᚢᚱᛋ
tribal sun
EU WORKS
mellow oriole
Dont worry my children..
daddy help us
cobalt ice
GG IRON MACE
ripe fiber
spring stag
@devout ledge W PAUL
worldly carbon
tribal canopy
GIVE ME BACK SDF WY KURWY JEBANE
bold heron
PAUL
graceful coyote
just uninstall this game
turbid crystal
I just got disconnected y'all :((
cosmic rock
tame ocean
my girl dont want me kuz of my dirty laundry 🤪
timid harbor
did they do nothing about rogue invis or is there something not in the patch notes
upper vault
cant do anything right just kill the game
zenith bay
W paul
craggy cedar
put my back in the game mace son of iron
steady tusk
ohhh were back im in doungone
silent pivot
did they do nothing about rogue invis or is there something not in the patch not...
did nothing
nova crow
my game disconnected
eager seal
i think its cus everyone wants to play rogue lmao
sonic heart
omg i got in a match
inner ferry
Ingredients
2 lbs ground beef
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, min...
misread and beat my wife instead of eggs, i blame you
lime bolt
pregnant paul got us in a pitiful predicament regarding poignant issues potentially leading to a part of the playerbase to lose acess to play
clear fiber
NARWHALS NARWHALS LIVING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
graceful fox
stuck on reconnect 🙂
peak cargo
Imma go goon
alpine tinsel
southeast asia worked for a moment then the server crashed lmao
safe siren
hello beautiful gnomes of this world
ember oak
L paul
night cove
i changed my server and it worked
limber bane
useast is cooked
tardy ingot
hey guys did u get the season rewards?
frail prawn
i drop viola and my game disconecct
steel geode
sharp tiger
Dont touch the party and it works
If you do not edit party setting you will load in
old grail
arctic ginkgo
I just killed demon boss, loose 8 artifacts, completed all quests in one run, impregante a goblin, had a family with her and now everything is gone due to server crash
inner pollen
East servers arent working west is
mint rune
i got in a match and im stuck in the floor
storm mauve
"the match is currently in progress. please wait while we reconnect." w paul spam
spring edge
ok iin us west I Just got in a squire pants match
grim walrus
i guess i go play marathon
cosmic bobcat
LIES UPON LIES
fluid marsh
i drop viola and my game disconecct
U not even know how to bossing
calm shuttle
i guess i go play marathon
gross
thick acorn
WHERE ARE MY REWARDS
frosty niche
we cooked
dawn cave
god lag
raw tendon
언제열리노
pulsar wing
Dont worry my children..
For I am here
honest needle
Ingredients
2 lbs ground beef
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, min...
Thank you, I'm gonna start working on this. Hoping the game will be working by the time I'm done.
viscid raptor
guys its just the same thing always, wait a few hours, no need to shit ones britches
ripe crescent
I DIGRESS, caugt a glimpse of what appeared to be a pregnant goblin gentleman.
hasty moss
game broke
desert epoch
my vision is great.
hahahaha
gusty cloud
I logged in and lost everything! Where is all my gear?!
halcyon thistle
hit the reset button
strong sorrel
unfortunatley the servers are down but this does give you more time to buy the season pack!!
surreal snow
Anyone able to get there rewards from HR last season?
pure vale
they forgot to give out HR rewards
tranquil trench
can any1 get to game