the-tavern

[balmy kernel]

Earlier? Never. Later? Always xd

[uncut fossil]

:C

so i probably wont even get to play wipe tommorow because it will be 6 pm when the timer hits 00:00 for me

[turbid elbow]

yep, but next day should be stable and all game breaking things fixed

[atomic schooner]

Just go to sleep when the downtime starts and set an alarm for when it should end

[balmy kernel]

I dont really care i just want the patch to be finished when im off work xd

[atomic schooner]

And now its cursed to end right as you start work

[fleet cape]

Yep and all the neck beards who got in during the first hour will be geared af, so much that you won’t be able to contest them, they’ll just snowball and steam roll u until SSF is over 🙂

[balmy kernel]

😂

[turbid elbow]

cap, nah you catch up fast if you know what to do.

[uncut fossil]

i wonder how many clown emoji reactions we will get on the wipe patch notes

[atomic schooner]

Just play pve, norms or s2r and you can avoid any massive gear diff

[fleet cape]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 take it back you don’t mean that.

[turbid elbow]

best tech, do a water map pve first game on wipe, get gems green/blues , try to get weapon/gear you gonna use, max gold; get pickaxe do pve goblin get copper ore; craft rings neck with added with gems from water - get two kits; go in hr

[cyan monolith]

BURN WARLOCK 🎉🎉🎉

[fleet cape]

Respectfully U lost me at water map

[turbid elbow]

all good sir, best of luck ❤️

[fringe jungle]

date of wipe?

[fleet cape]

What’s the wipe timer at rn big broski

[turbid elbow]

~21h ingame

[strange sage]

fake maelstrom enjoy, real maelstrom enjoyers know its name

[turbid elbow]

that is called the pve map, it deserves no name

[strange sage]

ive killed people who had spell weaver and nip on maelstrom

"pve map" is mega cope

maelstrom 💙

[turbid elbow]

fighting in water is lame, but glad ppl like it

[dusky crane]

did the new season come out?

[subtle rose]

no, that timer was for end of AP season

[dusky crane]

lame and g*y

[subtle rose]

tomorrow is wipe

[dusky crane]

wait monday or tuesday?

[subtle rose]

tomorrow

whatever tomorrow is for you

[warm gull]

do we have a specific time for wipe yet?

[topaz bear]

any1 know if did the twitch drops ever dropped?

[molten iris]

wipe is soon, can anyone spare me a cinder

[lapis birch]

I swear you could tattoo date on someone's forehead and they still would ask when wipe

But still then, the amount of people asking makes me hopeful for higher player count

[unique swan]

What time in UTC+0 is wipe ?

[lapis birch]

Graysun say sum (leaks)

[south walrus]

everyone talking about new rogue stuff, I play longsword fighter who cares

[strong nacelle]

does anyone know if the flame lizard is leaving after this season?

[south walrus]

itll prob rotate in the redstone shop

[strong nacelle]

ah

[sudden hatch]

the ROGUES care

[graceful coyote]

I’m sure this been asked a lot, but when is wipe?

[lapis birch]

Can I get warden or someone with pinning permissions here?

[subtle mauve]

The patch will begin in like 20 hours and then downtime from somewhere between 2-6 hours before servers back up most likely

[strong nacelle]

the ominous giant timer on the class screen:

[sudden hatch]

liiike tomorrow ish i think

[lapis birch]

We all have different timezones so yeah

It's 8am tmr for me, so probably get back from work wait another hour or 2 and ready to go

[sudden hatch]

fuuck i do NOT think its wiping on time

not a SINGLE wipe has been for a while

[unreal garnet]

How IM be dancing on the games grave

[fallen lake]

Wouldn’t get too happy about wipe, they normally have a 2 week grace period inbetween, so chances are we still have ages

[drifting scaffold]

let’s see… last wipe patch was supposed to be 5 hours, added an extra 1 hour, then another hour for the ball fix. yep sounds about right

[unreal garnet]

hey yall, was luck fully scuffed or was it just glocktanes one silly pile?

[pearl blade]

Wahhhh wahhhhh

[drifting scaffold]

[unreal garnet]

Backpacks? nah.... Arrow stacks made bigger with a reskin (Quiver, 3+ years in development😔 )

[ashen gale]

Is wipe today or tmmr?

[drifting scaffold]

tomorrow

[unreal garnet]

expect the game to be ready anytime between 6 am and 2pm on tuesday

hopefully Gloomy Demon doesnt give them issues!!!

[ashen gale]

Appreciate it

[sonic heart]

Wipe hype!

[onyx radish]

does anyone got me with some gold

[sonic heart]

What you need money for bro?

[waxen prawn]

does anyone know what a flame spout is? last quest for goblin merchant

[onyx radish]

finish up my set

[sonic heart]

tbh, i am not planning on playing untill wipe anyway. I can give you what is in my coffers

[drifting scaffold]

the fire traps on the ground. there’s that one corner module with the water that has a lot

[waxen prawn]

@drifting scaffold ty on the first map or down

[onyx radish]

let me know bro im just trying to finish my set

[sonic heart]

Sending you a DM

[desert drift]

Where the goopas at solos lobbies are dead af

[lament eagle]

Can i still earn ap?

[fallen lake]

If the timer is up on HR, yes. If not, no

[fallen lake]

They boosted ap aswell so this is probs your last chance

[weary pond]

also wondering this

[alpine stump]

one pile? more like thousands of them

[unreal garnet]

i was making fun of the conditioned shmucks. luck was fully reduced to 10% effectiveness until recently

[drifting scaffold]

first floor map, the corner module i'm talking abt is the one with all the bats in it

[twilit path]

how long is left on wipe timer#

[crisp vapor]

Is the wipe Monday night or Tuesday morning est

[unreal garnet]

tuesday around 1am, but the game wont be ready til at least 6am, maybe even 10am, and in some past cases, as far as 2pm

[lyric brook]

time zone?

[crisp vapor]

Okay I thought it was like Monday night and it would be ready by noon Tuesday but ironmace unpredictable with their delays

[nova shadow]

When the wipe?????

[lapis birch]

When you're done pooping

[nova shadow]

Ok bet let me go poop real quick

[unreal garnet]

us central for the times i gave

[unreal garnet]

technically monday night depending on your timezone

[cobalt ice]

Tomorrow

[keen acorn]

why tf arena is closed? wow smart idea wp

[steel turtle]

diocan

[cobalt ice]

oooo

[dark jetty]

WIPE in less than 24hrs.
Chill.

[quick grove]

its so people have time to touch grass for 1 day

1 day every 3 months aint so bad

[fallen crypt]

longsword will make me quit this game

Whenever I have the slightest urge of playing the game, it vanishes at my first game of encountering a longsword fighter. It's crazy that I have no problem with any other weapon in the game as this one.

It's not about it's damage or ripostle damage or anything. Nerfing that will never change what's wrong with this weapon.

What I care is blocking with longsword requires no skill. They just press right click and look at you and the game does the rest. They will attack you once or twice if they feel generous than start pressing right click extremely skillfully, crouch and look towards your weapon. With some of the weapons and how they attack, it's nearly guaranteed that your weapons some part will touch theirs at some point in the fight, and it only needs to touch it once.

Like is it too hard to make blocking TIME based instead of positional in a game where you can't choose the way you are attacking from? With some weapons animations it's nearly impossible to not hit their weapon if they have more than 2 brain cells.

In my opinion blocking should require YOU to be skillfull and place good timed blocks and should have a counter play in return where also you can reblock it and return it back.

I remember getting excited when I saw another longsword user in dungeonborne because the fight was guaranteed to show some skill if I lost to them. The parries required timing and you had CHARGE ATTACKS to break through their blocks (which was also parriable just harder).

Conculusion after my rant;

I know the devs are not going to change blocking mechanics with how much they love positional blocking. It would take years anyway with this development speed. So, just give weapons charge attacks which go through shields/parries but that is bad DPS wise and has to be charged and has some counter play in return. Or just make blocking TIME based, shouldn't be that hard

[molten plume]

its gonna be so funny when the timer stays at 0 for the next 2 days

[fallen crypt]

real (it will)

[dark jetty]

Go do something with your life lmfao

[molten plume]

wtf saying that to me when this dude just dropped a whole novel

[quick grove]

and then we get a "4h maintenance" that gets delayed by another 4h 3 times

[molten plume]

[alpine stump]

havent happened since sdf's departure to the new game

[dark jetty]

There's no need to respond to someone that says Conculusion 🤣

[long wyvern]

counter should be possible only if you deflect and not just block !

[empty halo]

Are we cooked or not

@drifting scaffold confirm pls

[molten plume]

you can debate the conclusion

or were you talking about the miss spelling?

[misty ridge]

Server stability is not there for that to be a thing

[dark jetty]

spell

[mild tulip]

Wipe Hype 🐒

[arctic parrot]

when i connect from lobby to the game.... game crash

LoginId:c45e39634c08e6b43f21c388a1fc1e82
EpicAccountId:eb99a3ba3e07452496bfdfb6475a6927

GPU Crash dump Triggered

[languid quartz]

yo anyone know in hours how long till new season

[royal plank]

Anyone can help me kill wyvern?

[vale crow]

longsword will make me quit this game

Whenever I have the slightest urge of playing the game, it vanishes at my first game of encountering a longsword fighter. It's crazy that I have no problem with any other weapon in the game as this one.

It's not about it's damage or ripostle damage or anything. Nerfing that will never change what's wrong with this weapon.

What I care is blocking with longsword requires no skill. They just press right click and look at you and the game does the rest. They will attack you once or twice if they feel generous than start pressing right click extremely skillfully, crouch and look towards your weapon. With some of the weapons and how they attack, it's nearly guaranteed that your weapons some part will touch theirs at some point in the fight, and it only needs to touch it once.

Like is it too hard to make blocking TIME based instead of positional in a game where you can't choose the way you are attacking from? With some weapons animations it's nearly impossible to not hit their weapon if they have more than 2 brain cells.

In my opinion blocking should require YOU to be skillfull and place good timed blocks and should have a counter play in return where also you can reblock it and return it back.

I remember getting excited when I saw another longsword user in dungeonborne because the fight was guaranteed to show some skill if I lost to them. The parries required timing and you had CHARGE ATTACKS to break through their blocks (which was also parriable just harder).

Conculusion after my rant;

I know the devs are not going to change blocking mechanics with how much they love positional blocking. It would take years anyway with this development speed. So, just give weapons charge attacks which go through shields/parries but that is bad DPS wise and has to be charged and has some counter play in return. Or just make blocking TIME based, shouldn't be that hard

[cursive fog]

What time does the wipe start?

[drifting scaffold]

cookING

[empty halo]

okay thanks

so nexon totally arent shutting us down on the 30th

[drifting scaffold]

na this is only an appeal anyway

[valid coral]

🫄

[empty halo]

We do not know what ruling will be issued on April 30.

is this not scary

[vale crow]

Its okay Terry gave the judge head

[molten arch]

Not scary at all , ironmace doesnt listen to us as a community so nakwon dogwalked them and now their scared

[empty halo]

interesting

[drifting scaffold]

a little bit, but it would take a serious bombshell for Supreme Court to overturn the decisions made by lower courts to allow the game to keep running

[empty halo]

a little bit? so its beyond over

[drifting scaffold]

🤣

[turbid elbow]

worst case scenario we get a full day of s9, so all good

[empty halo]

lets enjoy this last wipe guys

[drifting scaffold]

nexon would have to have, like a video recording of sdf saying “I stole everything from nexon”
but if they did, why would they wait til now to submit it 🤔

[vale crow]

Advances in AI technology

[glacial chasm]

Comparing a third person zombie survival/extraction game to a first person DnD Fantasy/extraction game isn't a good comparison. The difference in PoV alone can push people away from the game. It's like comparing this game to Arc Raiders, they are very different, just because they share a single tag on steam doesn't really put them in the same category. I personally hate third person modes, it creates a bad interaction in PvP.

[dusky salmon]

just ignore low iq quality inputs, there is no game in the market comparable to dark and darker, its the first good game in his format. Bro is playing this game since 3 weeks and tryna give inputs about the game which is released since 4 years

"dungeonlowborne" tried to copy and failed miserable, best example

[glacial chasm]

Dark is pretty unique currently, Dungeonborne was the closest thing to it. I have a lot of games like dark that appeared in very early EA but never made it anywhere, I hope more companies make games like this, to simply push each other to be better, and the consumer would get better games.

[tough raven]

after 2/3 months ur still yapping about this holy moly

[glacial chasm]

It's a copy pasta. lol

[sly laurel]

in how many hours is wipe or isnt there a set time for wipe ?

[dusky salmon]

phahahahhahaha i love you son ❤️ XD people think if they press right mouse button for parry, they automatically block/parry, its indeed skill needed, placement of your blade/shield in positioning equal to the attackers blade

[gaunt oracle]

The in-game wipe timer is currently scheduled for <t:1777356000:F>. (Timezone is localized based on your device)

Please know that the game typically does not begin downtime immediately. It will usually take a few hours after for the patch process to begin.

[sly laurel]

thanks

[gaunt oracle]

I think that navy seal may have slightly overreacted

[glacial chasm]

[dusky salmon]

dark and darker is such a hard game please make it easier for me ironmace!!

[lapis birch]

Then the god says "pve mode"

[alpine stump]

iron hammer are you seriously?

[lapis birch]

Rubber mallet are u fr?

[gaunt oracle]

unironically the spider mummy copypasta might be my favorite of all time

[alpine stump]

farting zombies

[gaunt oracle]

has just the right balance of desperation and english as a 4th language

[lapis birch]

I liked the one with slapping feet on ground thinking about dad or Graysun enters office cheeks clapping

[gaunt oracle]

iron hammer are you seriously?...

.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?

many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......

remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[lapis birch]

Funny thing is they listened are nerfed ratio of spawn

[dusky salmon]

nah trust me, peak ironmace moment was when they made legendary status free accounts on epic games as Christmas event, I predicted the overflow of cheaters because of that "special event" and it happened. Now they ironmace is sad and try unpaid anticheat measurements because they had to throw all their money for the court against nexon. Now they will lose more playerbase and cheaters wont still disappear. Its just crazy, like you are arguing with a toddler

[prisma badger]

its so stupid, i love this copypasta lol

[gaunt oracle]

that copypasta is 3yrs old already, time flies

[prisma badger]

howdy Ape, are u excited for next :>

[gaunt oracle]

oh yea, got my ranger and rogue builds set on cryptcodex.com and ready to farm. hby?

[lapis birch]

graysun. enters the IronMace office, cheeks clapping. Sdf and Terence glance over, very much jealous of just how dummy thicc Graysun is. He sits down in his work throne, lets out a loud fart, then reads our dunb posts on discord.

[vale crow]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Barbarian in Dark and Darker. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spacing, timing, and raw instinct, most of the mechanics will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the Barbarian’s nihilistic design philosophy, which is deftly woven into his playstyle — his personal ethos draws heavily from pure unga-bunga theory, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they’re not just strong — they say something deep about survival itself. As a consequence people who dislike Barbarian truly ARE simpletons — of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in timing a perfect Rage into a two-shot headshot combo, which itself is a cryptic reference to humanity’s primal struggle for dominance. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a Barbarian sprints them down with an Felling Axe. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO main Barbarian. And no, you cannot see my build. It’s for the high IQ players’ eyes only.

[golden bough]

How many hours till time ends?

[gaunt oracle]

The in-game wipe timer is currently scheduled for <t:1777356000:F>. (Timezone is localized based on your device)

Please know that the game typically does not begin downtime immediately. It will usually take a few hours after for the patch process to begin.

[prisma badger]

i think ima start with dark reflect warlock cuz idk how good the rogue combo will be w the shadowstep

[vale crow]

Simply place your back over a bottomless pit to troll shadowstep users

[lapis birch]

Sometimes when the Dark and Darker withdrawal hits really hard I strip myself naked, close my eyes, and slap my cheeks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet slapping against the dungeon floor.

I pause briefly, and repeat the process 9 times, 9 times a day. My cheeks become red, my feet nearly moist, and in that briefest of moments I smile with pure elation.

I am whole again. Hold the line. Pray for 9.

slip slap slip slap slip slap

[prisma badger]

diabolical 😱

[gaunt oracle]

smart play. I think if you're prepared for the shadowstep, you can win the 1v1 on the rogue when he takes it just by aiming head height behind you

[tough raven]

cant wait for zero communcation on how the patch process is going and then graysun hops on spotify

[dusky salmon]

[lapis birch]

Graysun hop on Spotify

[gaunt oracle]

one flick and its over for a shadowstepping rogue. you know EXACTLY where they will be, and when

[prisma badger]

will have to see if the effect is wasted on a miss, yknow? like barb achilles would be insane if you threw a francesca and missed, and still have it for more throws

[prisma badger]

hoping it's either a low duration buff like 6s (and not lost on miss)
or it is lost on a miss

[gaunt oracle]

i hope its like achilles... if it isn't, it probably will be soon

[vale crow]

Me when the rogue shadowsteps right into my barbarian and fighter's 2 handed already swinging weapons

[gaunt oracle]

miss = gone

[prisma badger]

where did u get footage of my squire games 😔

my comms: "omg im right behind them they dont kn -- :cough: he's 1 bro"

[gaunt oracle]

OOO imagine, the rogue activates shadowstep, sends the crossbow shot, but it misses your character. he hit a goblin warrior behind you. rip rogue

[eager hemlock]

How many hours to wipe

[vale crow]

Nothing is better than judgement on rogue

[lapis birch]

It's not broken, it just sounds like grappling hook on barb, just viable

[dusky salmon]

atlest you are she/her and not they/them

[prisma badger]

computa, pull up the image of the dummy thicc cleric goin mika vista

[gaunt oracle]

wat?

[dusky salmon]

XD

[lapis birch]

Mika Vista yulien

[prisma badger]

im guessing its like a "i'm himmmm!!!" joke if i was good at the game, idk

[vale crow]

We need one for all classes getting mica

[vale crow]

You sound like you have a tight bootyhole pretty boy

[dusky salmon]

im not from the other side, im real

[strange heart]

some peoples profile pics just piss me off

[prisma badger]

i really hope we get more utility stuff (noncombat) perks/abilities eventually
example would be like a "summon hawk" ability for ranger than goes forward 20ft and pings nearby enemies like 10ft near it for 2 seconds

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[dusky salmon]

gives me some valorant vibes

[prisma badger]

i dont play it but ive seen the character i think, im an oldhead so i was thinkin ashe from league lol

[dusky salmon]

im the biggest boomer

[prisma badger]

i wonder if the new ranger healing perk, can both players* move just slowly?

[dusky salmon]

probably dont move at all, but we'll see

[prisma badger]

if u can force slow on your friend, it might make for funny times rofl

"im bandying u dw bro" while we both get fireballed bahahaha

at 100 mvspd

[gaunt oracle]

Can't wait to see how that perk functions. The way it reads, you might be able to apply 2x speed bandages to self. Phys heal stacking biscuit ranger up huge if true

[dusky salmon]

but in the video u can see that the ranger uses the aid kit to quick, so it might be a full stop for both players

[vale crow]

I think an ability that summons a hot demon lady (or guy for female characters) that dominates you (to restore spells faster) would be a good addition

[misty ridge]

There's a jump cut

[misty ridge]

[dusky salmon]

didnt recognize thx

[vale crow]

Its a good idea man

[misty ridge]

All g it was a bit odd how they edited it

[glacial chasm]

Imagine playing fighter, and your ranger keeps making you drink potions.

[vale crow]

Playercount would go up

[glacial chasm]

[prisma badger]

bro what the hell is this filter

[misty ridge]

Rangers can now roleplay as, "Your mother when you skinned your knee as a kid"

[lapis birch]

Pregnant goblins would be enough

[prisma badger]

censored ffor trying to say the past tense of speed

[misty ridge]

oh.

hm.

I'm gonna bring that one up

[prisma badger]

Malevola marrryy meeeeee

[vale crow]

Play ranger and force feed enemy potions to disable them

[dusky salmon]

IM discord prepared after all those years, they lived everything thru

[glacial chasm]

Lmfao

[gaunt oracle]

Because that's slang for special education and people can't be nice to each other

[glacial chasm]

Stack HP, and resists and perma slow them XD

[prisma badger]

oh thats what it means? 🙁

[lapis birch]

Let me solo hot female succubus mini boss in inferno

[vale crow]

She can just lock me in her basement tbh

[dusky salmon]

its a male

[lapis birch]

I know what I said

[dusky salmon]

[bleak coyote]

as long as he keeps his socks on, its totally straight

[tender storm]

when wiping

[prisma badger]

do u guys think the demon arena is gonna have a jump platform again like wyvern 😐

[lapis birch]

When youre finished pooping

[vale crow]

Chance for male, female, and futa succubus perhaps

[tender storm]

👍

[lapis birch]

Someone pin apebio timer

[dusky salmon]

17hrs 10 mins

[main parrot]

Ofc wipe day is when im on a 72 hour shift at the hospital fml

[lapis birch]

@misty ridge

Can this get pinned

[lapis birch]

The day you launch it will hit even harder, the glorious day

[dusky salmon]

wipe in 17 hrs and afterwards a 6-12 hours patch

[main parrot]

Wipe day is fun cuz everyones on equal ground its a race. Everyones learning the new shit. Imma be behind

[main parrot]

5 hour delay too

[lapis birch]

There's new mode it's always equal

[prisma badger]

geez, what does that mean for non-industry folks? like u have to be basically on-call and find sleep when u can?

[main parrot]

We get 3 hour down times in dorms basically

[dusky salmon]

maybe, but after 5 hour delay they will find a major problem in patches and need urgently to fix it in 3-4 hours

[lapis birch]

And then rollback because new item is bought for less than sold

[main parrot]

Ur right maybe ill still be here for wipe

[prisma badger]

🙁 dang

[main parrot]

3 days on 4 days off is sweet tho. And paid for the full week

[vale crow]

Why can't they just have more people work, seems like making people so exhausted will cause mistakes

[drifting scaffold]

sounds like you’ll be able to catch up to the 8s ezpz 🙂

[prisma badger]

i hear ya, and i also know that there's info lost/miscommunicated more when there's ton of shift changes at hospital but we've gotta find a better way than depriving nurses, techs, and doctors of sleep 😩

[main parrot]

Rotating the charge medic while on a current patient is dangerous

[prisma badger]

oop speak of the devil

[main parrot]

Its safer to maintain a single medic whos been with a patient from beginning to end than it is to swap new medics and explain whats going on and what changed over the hours

[slate oasis]

Yippee

[prisma badger]

we clearly must make robot doctors 😌
detroit become human time

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[prisma badger]

"I'm your duo sent by CyberLyfe, let's lose these kits!"

[main parrot]

Id smash a female robot from that game. Till the bolts rust

[prisma badger]

LOL jebus

[vale crow]

You would to

[prisma badger]

i replayed the sht outta that game and can never do an evil playthru
disappointing Hank makes it feel like i have a stone in my heart 😭

[drifting scaffold]

I didn’t like Detroit as much as heavy rain or the Eliot page one

[prisma badger]

yeah it seems a significant amount of ppl didn't enjoy the heavy-fisted approach to the themes or found it comical but tbh it's fine to be simple for me

[valid bear]

Is there a way i can get in contact with a staff member regarding legendary status

[misty ridge]

Ye

[sonic heart]

Hype for the Wipe gods!

[glacial chasm]

@gaunt oracle They pinned you. 🥳

[prisma badger]

checking the pinned, i completely forgot naughty streamers got temp banned for duping the musket balls this season* 😄

[glacial chasm]

Mhm, it was sad to see them ban evade though.

[drifting scaffold]

yeah that’s fair those games have a high baseline to me too. It’s honestly fun to play a story game that’s so visceral

[misty ridge]

It's a copy/paste of what I wrote and never pinned 🥳

[prisma badger]

sry i dont use that word enough, can u explain the 2nd part of what u said a bit simpler?

[glacial chasm]

Can we pin the horse racing emote?

🏇

[prisma badger]

i was like "how yami play rn? 🐵 he forgiven?" like a dummy

[misty ridge]

Don't know about that one sorry

ask panderz

[drifting scaffold]

it’s like, realistic? the qte’s, camera angles, sound design and everything make you feel like you’re in the action more

[glacial chasm]

This is a prison. 😂

[waxen kettle]

hey guys when is it expected to wipe?

[timber orbit]

@granite surge good morning, my comrade is formally requesting a "horse racing emote" (how do horses race? they don't have legs...) be pinned to this channel

hope you're having a nice morning panderz! 🙂

[prisma badger]

ahh okay, yeah i think ur right it is a "movie" sure, but it keeps you involved and actively listening/immersed because you have to be, in case a qte happens lol

have you seen those hilarious clips of multiple QTE fails stitched together? the heavy rain one comes to mind

[misty ridge]

I'm gonna give you the honest answer that nobody knows exactly. I'd expect it to be in downtime around 24 hours from now

[waxen kettle]

ty very much,

[misty ridge]

If you are est, you will have until the very least 2am tomorrow

[olive torrent]

Yeah likely hood is anytime between the end of timer and a further 24hrs, remember that Ironmace would typically be working on Korean time zone

[glacial chasm]

They will make posts with more information the closer we get. Server shutdown, Patch notes, etc.

[misty ridge]

But based on times they normally patch, it's probably gonna be 3~6 hours after that point

[ember oak]

wen wip

[olive torrent]

Can't forget about that likely emergency maintinece because somone sold a ball for 5 gold after buying it for 1 gold

[slate hawk]

Soon. Check the pins and #📢announcements

[misty ridge]

Though honestly, this is our first Paul wipe. Maybe he'll try and be more on time

[slate hawk]

Praise Paul

[misty ridge]

...maybe™

[olive torrent]

In Paul we trust

[misty ridge]

PP!

maybe don't abbreviate that

[dusky salmon]

does he still play dark and darker ? i knew this guy was big on streaming dark and darker

[glacial chasm]

🏇

[slate hawk]

Praise Paul the Powerful!
PPP

Praticularily Praise Paul the Powerful!
PPPP

[olive torrent]

Oh lorde

[prisma badger]

as far as i know yeah he still plays, still makes videos at least

or maybe ur takin the piss and im GULLIBLE* fuck 😔

[dusky salmon]

need to check out

[clever cloud]

guys what time does game wipe

[lapis birch]

Like repose said, novelty will wear off after month or 1.5

[dusky salmon]

look pinned message

[clever cloud]

thank you

[drifting scaffold]

yes lmfao I love those

[pure wigeon]

My report numbers turned yellow

[timber orbit]

practically and particularly praise Paul the placidly powerful

PPPPPP

[misty ridge]

Tbh the only games I've played at any point recently with QtEs was Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor. The funniest is when you completely avoid pressing a single button and just get stabbed

[timber orbit]

i played RE5. there was a punching rock QTE in that game

[prisma badger]

Redfield bloodline mentioned raaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[pure onyx]

I need patch note

[timber orbit]

i love Claire and Chris!

i’m going to play RE6 soon then biohazard and village

[prisma badger]

what does this usually mean? like you helped find a lot of successful bans?

[prisma badger]

Claire who's that?
OHHH you mean Leon's Trusted Companion /s

[timber orbit]

🥹

[prisma badger]

LOL

[timber orbit]

Leon kind of does take the spotlight in every game he’s in

i love him

[valid coral]

🫄

[prisma badger]

for his part in the super resurgence of RE2make and beyond yeah he's too popular to not do this trilogy first

im surprised no CVX remake, there was a leaker who said RE0 is next

[deft cobalt]

16 hours left

[gaunt oracle]

prediction time! HOW LONG until we can push workshop level 4?
I predict we won't be able to reroll legendaries until a month in

[unborn sail]

Guys, listen to me, Instead of making the game free, make it a paid game. Make it $30 USD like Legendary status, but discount it to $15 USD for the first week so everyone buys it. Unify everything into a single queue; don't have separate normal and legendary status queues, delete legendary status, just normal and ranked queues. Make the menu, market, and missions more minimalist and visually appealing, and enjoy returning to the top. 🫡

[prisma badger]

me too poor for workshop (unless they are finished improving it)

[gaunt oracle]

IRONMACE I bet you won't let us workshop 4 before SSF ends. You don't have the stones

IM scared of what I can do with a level 4 workshop during SSF

[vale oar]

Making dreams
Making nightmares

[gaunt oracle]

😄

[strange sage]

monkey o' great knowledge
please inform if workshops got price reduction (i do not want to farm 30 logs)

[vale oar]

I'm afraid I don't know at the moment

[deft cobalt]

is the imp reward skin normal size or dwarf size?

[gaunt oracle]

in between, according to Terry in the dev Q&A

[strange sage]

wait really? massive W

[prisma badger]

oh huh didnt expect that, cool lol

[deft cobalt]

ooooo okay, yeh on the vid it looked normal size, but that wouldnt look right cos theyre all small in game

[gaunt oracle]

it looks mostly normal sized though from the trailer, but it is hard to tell without a good frame of reference. im hoping its closer to dwarf height. need more short homies in the dungeon

[deft cobalt]

i assumed dwarf size with maybe not being able to wear head armour cos of their big heads

[gaunt oracle]

hopefully the head hitboxes on the PLAYER model imps is better than the MOB model

monster imp heads are nonexistant

[fallen crypt]

what? idk bro it’s a copy pasta i just found on reddit i don’t think ive ever yapped about this or talked to you

[misty ridge]

Nightmares and dreams are birthed from the same tree. It is how you choose to interpret them that matters

[drifting scaffold]

Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark and Darker

I’m saying this as someone who ONLY plays Ranger and Druid, so yeah, I actually have to AIM, POSITION, and THINK instead of holding W and mashing one button.

Fighter is completely out of control right now, and the longsword is the biggest joke of skill expression this game has ever seen.

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

Meanwhile, as Ranger or Druid, I’m:

Managing spacing perfectly

Tracking cooldowns

Using terrain

Landing skillshots

Playing neutral like it’s a fighting game

And what does the Fighter do? Plate armor, infinite sustain, sprint at Mach 5, and accidentally parry my entire kit with one animation. If I make ONE mistake, I’m dead. Fighters can make five and still win because the longsword forgives everything.

The worst part? Fighters act like they’re mechanical gods. Bro, you didn’t “outplay” anyone. The weapon did it for you. Longsword is the Dark and Darker equivalent of training wheels welded onto a tank.

There is zero risk, insane reward, and no meaningful counterplay unless you’re also playing Fighter or abusing the same garbage. This is not healthy for the game. It’s pushing out skill-based classes and rewarding the laziest, most autopilot playstyle imaginable.

Nerf the longsword.
Nerf Fighter survivability.
Or at least make parries require actual timing instead of “face the enemy and pray.”

I’m tired of losing fights I objectively played better just because someone picked the class with the biggest safety net in the game.

End rant. Fix your game.

[cloud citrus]

wish we got the skins/other rewards as soon as we reached them instead of having to wait till next season.

[vale crow]

I keep seeing you cry about this dude, honestly its old at this rate, just quit if its that bad

[fallen crypt]

Title: Nerf Fighters Already – Longsword Is the Most Braindead Crutch in Dark and Darker

I’m saying this as someone who ONLY plays Ranger and Druid, so yeah, I actually have to AIM, POSITION, and THINK instead of holding W and mashing one button.

Fighter is completely out of control right now, and the longsword is the biggest joke of skill expression this game has ever seen.

Oh wow, you parried. Congrats. You pressed right click at chest level and the game played itself for you. The longsword turns every mediocre Fighter into a walking “oops I win” machine. Miss? Doesn’t matter. Bad spacing? Doesn’t matter. Brain turned off? Still doesn’t matter. Just fish for a parry and instantly delete someone who actually outplayed you for 30 seconds straight.

Meanwhile, as Ranger or Druid, I’m:

Managing spacing perfectly

Tracking cooldowns

Using terrain

Landing skillshots

Playing neutral like it’s a fighting game

And what does the Fighter do? Plate armor, infinite sustain, sprint at Mach 5, and accidentally parry my entire kit with one animation. If I make ONE mistake, I’m dead. Fighters can make five and still win because the longsword forgives everything.

The worst part? Fighters act like they’re mechanical gods. Bro, you didn’t “outplay” anyone. The weapon did it for you. Longsword is the Dark and Darker equivalent of training wheels welded onto a tank.

There is zero risk, insane reward, and no meaningful counterplay unless you’re also playing Fighter or abusing the same garbage. This is not healthy for the game. It’s pushing out skill-based classes and rewarding the laziest, most autopilot playstyle imaginable.

Nerf the longsword.
Nerf Fighter survivability.
Or at least make parries require actual timing instead of “face the enemy and pray.”

I’m tired of losing fights I objectively played better just because someone picked the class with the biggest safety net in the game.

End rant. Fix your game.

[fallen crypt]

for sure. my buddy madfighter is one of the best fighters to every play this game and hes a sword and board expert and id put him up against pretty much anyone that says the game takes no skill lol. have fun with that nightmare

[unreal garnet]

IM dancing on the games grave like:

[misty ridge]

What about me

wait I don't say the game takes no skill, I just wanna fight Mad

[drifting scaffold]

for sure. my buddy madfighter is one of the best fighters to every play this game and hes a sword and board expert and id put him up against pretty much anyone that says the game takes no skill lol. have fun with that nightmare

[vale crow]

"My daddy is so good at the game and could totally kill you"

[strange sage]

#fighter message

fuuuck ass automod

[fallen crypt]

for sure. my buddy Origami is one of the best fighters to ever play this game and he’s a longsword expert and i’d put him up against pretty much anyone that says the game takes no skill. lol have fun with that one.

[drifting scaffold]

screams of agony from the pits of Inferno Hello Adventurers! Today we are making Harpy hotpot! It’s a convenient hotpot dish for lazy rangers and barbs who like to eat! When cooking this meal, you want to make sure to use a Kris dagger when making this meal to make it as messy and unappealing as possible. My goblin, how on Graysun’s green earth are you gonna cut Wardweed like tha- ohhawheheyoyha anyways, (i dont even know what this goblin is saying) I think it says somewhere in the tatarabahataraba commandments which was bestowed upon us by the Great Developer, thou shall not fucking use Kris Dagger to cut your herbs. But show matabo eeh uhhh but hey wutsawuteeeeeeeeee oops, my bad! Uhhh ummm uhhhhh yeah I think I’m done here S D F!

[ember oak]

the game will never get better dude its not worth your time. its over give it up. its been years of begging and to no avail, just enjoy it while servers are still up

[junior ridge]

Why is religion closed? Just pulled a Pesti and wanted to get the skin...

[fallen crypt]

have you tried not dying in HR? makes it much faster and more fun. but what am i even saying to you, i’m a high skill player, you wouldn’t get it. your opponent just happened to be a really good player; there's no MMR in this game so sometimes you run into players who are way better than you; doesn't matter what class they are playing, they are just better than you; deal with it

[fallen crypt]

🙁

yeah :/

[cloud citrus]

i think it closes same time as season rankings : /

[prisma badger]

do you think bringing the riposte to a single hit would be a good change for a start?

oh its a copypasta im dumb 😭

[fallen crypt]

oh my sweet summer fighter

he is quoting the old texts

[junior ridge]

I am sitting on like $150k gold lol

[cloud citrus]

that sucks

[fallen crypt]

0 in 2 days

[rotund wedge]

free artefact item? end season :(

[prisma badger]

ya never know 😔
and i dont like heckling ppl, sometimes they just need to vent or be heard

[fallen crypt]

i love heckling people

[prisma badger]

heck u heckler

[fallen crypt]

it’s what tavern chat is for

the other channels sure

[steady tusk]

when is wipe

[drifting scaffold]

😭 I’m sorry

[fallen crypt]

this is for goofin

[lime pike]

How often do they do sales on the legendary status?

[drifting scaffold]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[vale crow]

No I bring my piss into HR until I come out with BIS

[prisma badger]

there was a sale for season 7 launch right?
can't recall if there was one for this wipe

[junior ridge]

Game is wiping soon, so hold off to see if they put it on sale in the next 24-48 hours

[drifting scaffold]

Christmas usually, sometimes August (when game came out to EA)

[primal dagger]

[lime pike]

also might be dumb but whatlauncher is reccomended to play the game?

[junior ridge]

Steam is pref

[vale crow]

Farm artifacts in S2R and trade them to someone for legendary status

[vale crow]

Steam master race

[primal dagger]

All the OGs use blacksmith

[cloud citrus]

[coral tide]

I transfered my account smh

[vale crow]

I transferred off that pos as soon as I had the chance

[primal dagger]

I never left. And never have any issues

[junior ridge]

ditto

[cloud citrus]

it is kinda weird you cant close it while games running tbh

[coral tide]

I just hate having 3 million launchers for diff games

[lime pike]

same

[subtle rose]

hence why i xferred to steam asap

[coral tide]

same here

[raw scarab]

Just ran into someone in pve who was hard farming plants.. 16 hours before wipe? What could be the reason

[prisma badger]

prices skyrocketed for prot pots, maybe theyre doing religion push

[cloud citrus]

quests

[cloud citrus]

religions closed

[raw scarab]

can't be i've seen them with at least 50+ life leaf

[cloud citrus]

tf

[prisma badger]

oh sry thought it was just HR ranks

[raw scarab]

multiple runs i saw them after leaving

every time just inventory full of plants

[prisma badger]

buying a tear with pve farmin? 😲

[cloud citrus]

maybe planning for a hard bossfight

[raw scarab]

Idk i just finished my torch quest, i'm happy

Had to learn wyvern but that felt rewarding and hype

[prisma badger]

what was the hardest part for u?
memorizing attack patterns or judging the spacing for stuff like the charge?

[ancient lark]

what time is wipe

[lapis birch]

Pin

[prisma badger]

theres a pinned msg, should be expecting 2am EST but who knows

[iron bough]

yo

[vale crow]

I wish the frost harpy would pin me

[kindred meteor]

when is the new season date and time?

[lapis birch]

Pin

[lapis birch]

Yeah man

[vale crow]

A man can dream

[prisma badger]

losercity adventurer

[versed solar]

with a comically oversized red pin?

[slate ether]

anyone know if a pestic w 4 phys n 3.8 phy bonus is worth a tear

[molten iris]

when wipe, exactly. I cant open the game to check

[eager hemlock]

whens wipe

[deft cobalt]

15 hours

[wanton mulch]

After shit

[pure wigeon]

My report numbers turned yellow

[dire oyster]

Yoo guys someone can help out humble rat get quest done please? Missing 3 tears, I've got nice gold fighter and druid kit, apart of that like 6 chests tho I got 10k on me, DM any help would be appreciated 👍

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola Some,guy make a deal?

[prisma badger]

oh no its a subreddit lol

r/losercity has ermm, similar tastes for u

[broken patio]

All class demigod just intime ez

[prisma badger]

who did u save for last

[broken patio]

Barb

I ain’t a meta abusing

Bishhh

[dire oyster]

So you're getting rewards per character then? Like a bags etc?

[molten iris]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Barbarian in Dark and Darker. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spacing, timing, and raw instinct, most of the mechanics will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the Barbarian’s nihilistic design philosophy, which is deftly woven into his playstyle — his personal ethos draws heavily from pure unga-bunga theory, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they’re not just strong — they say something deep about survival itself. As a consequence people who dislike Barbarian truly ARE simpletons — of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in timing a perfect Rage into a two-shot headshot combo, which itself is a cryptic reference to humanity’s primal struggle for dominance. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a Barbarian sprints them down with an Felling Axe. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO main Barbarian. And no, you cannot see my build. It’s for the high IQ players’ eyes only.

[prisma badger]

it used to be like that, i think changed 3 seasons ago

[broken patio]

Ye doing it for the bags

[dire oyster]

Yeah I remember this change that's why I was curious about demi god on every character, that's dope anyway

[fallen crypt]

holy fk

[broken patio]

It doesn’t do that ?

Dang done it for no reason

[prisma badger]

i think theyre just challenging themself

o sht LOL
i thought it was like a gigachad thing

[dire oyster]

Done it for a swag bro

Worth more than those bags

[broken patio]

Last wipe I played it was like that tho

[vale crow]

No challenge just grind

[dire oyster]

Bag of swag 😎

[prisma badger]

tufffff

[broken patio]

How is a barb with 292 ms catching me at 306 even when he don’t use rage or anything

[dire oyster]

Skill diff

[broken patio]

Na Im the best corner cutter in the game

He ain’t outrunning me

[prisma badger]

thats odd, were u chugging an ale for jolly time by any chance? a month ago they made it slow down like a potion and that killed me once lol

[dire oyster]

Barbs have skills to catch everyone doesn't matter ms

[prisma badger]

i forgor

[broken patio]

Na I was on warlock

[dire oyster]

It's perk

Lol

[broken patio]

Barb is braindead in solos bro

[prisma badger]

were they fast from berserker before u checked stats after they surg kitted?

idk 🙁

[broken patio]

No it was a chase for like a good 5 min

Cause I had open doors

Full gold kit gone

[prisma badger]

if it was absolutely impossible, maybe subtle cheat
most recent dadita vid he saw someone with a speed cheat and it looked so comical lol

[dire oyster]

Sell me tears for cheap guys nee 3 more fo this freaking quest, got you nice gold plated set and gold padded set

[broken patio]

Could be a subtle ms cheat happens more than u think

[prisma badger]

yeah they try hide it with lantern but......... it's not like a 1% it looks like 7% boost bahaha

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola Some,guy make a deal?

[lyric spoke]

when wipe ?

[molten iris]

wheb wipe

[worn rain]

[gaunt oracle]

The in-game wipe timer is currently scheduled for <t:1777356000:F>. (Timezone is localized based on your device)

Please know that the game typically does not begin downtime immediately. It will usually take a few hours after for the patch process to begin.

[oblique hemlock]

Brother look above

[simple aspen]

do you actually get the HR rewards per character again ??

[deft cobalt]

no you dont

[simple aspen]

ty

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[worthy arch]

[vivid wasp]

Is there a date set for the next wipe somewhere?

[deft cobalt]

literally when you load up the game it says the countdown

[vivid wasp]

I uninstalled the game

[deft cobalt]

its in around 15 hours

[limpid lion]

^ @vivid wasp

[sharp knoll]

why cant i gain ap anymore? trying to get pathfinder

[eternal knoll]

HR

[fair lintel]

what do y'all think the season pack will contain? New background again, or emote or what?

[deft cobalt]

wasnt it the background and heart for this wipe? maybe a new background with the new inferno skin will be cool tbh

[sharp knoll]

im doing hr

[molten arch]

a real weapon skin.

one that isnt dog💩

[fair lintel]

yeah, thats what enticed me to get it. just the stash spots aren't enough but the skins sold me. I hope its something cool!

[vale crow]

Season is over, too late

[fair lintel]

it only takes 5 hours now lol

[tribal badger]

does anyone know if we loose a character slot if we bought the season pass like we did in previous seasons? i just dont want it to delete a character with high fame

[azure snow]

U want a death bloom and rouge kit maxed status?

[iron fog]

bard, ranger or wizz for s2r? what do you guys think?

[vale crow]

You can't earn ap anymore

[hallow notch]

is amor pen good against frost wyvern?

[fair lintel]

oh right, the wipe # isn't the same as season end.

[misty ridge]

No. Bosses already have no armor

[oblique hemlock]

Most bosses have much lower AR than MR so it’s usually good against bosses if you have flat armor pen than percentage

[hallow notch]

thx !

[hallow notch]

thx

[azure snow]

Guess not

[eternal knoll]

Omg i forgot, thought it was same as wipe timer again

[glass raven]

WIPE HYPE

[misty ridge]

My understanding is Armor Pen has no effect on bosses. It's designed to take away from Physical Damage Reduction, which bosses already have negative

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[azure snow]

Who wanna run bis after work giving away my shit

[oblique hemlock]

I could also be wrong it’s just my view on it

[azure snow]

Since arena took away the fun

[oblique hemlock]

Wipe needs to happen I want to be imp Druid already

[gaunt oracle]

there is ONE boss that has a confusing PDR stat block and thats Banshee. It could just be a mistake in the way the data was displayed on the page, but Banshee apparently has 3% PDR, giving shriek SLIGHT value
(Source: wiki https://darkanddarker.wiki.spellsandguns.com/Banshee)

[oblique hemlock]

Is shriek good on bosses still with it being percentage now?

[tough scaffold]

When is wipe

[gaunt oracle]

and apparently it shows negative 1.2% on the page I linked but 3% on the main bosses page... okay wiki...

[valid coral]

🫄

[misty ridge]

...Bruh

[gaunt oracle]

"25% other physical damage reduction" on mouseover, whatever tf that means

[fair lintel]

theres always next season

[tired shard]

PAUL DARK AND DARKER HYPE

[tough scaffold]

Most bosses have no physical reductions to begin with and the percent reduction doesn’t apply. Before, the flat stat removal from shriek use to increase their damage taken. No longer the case.

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[misty ridge]

So they have Cave Troll and Cyclops, who are monstrous beasts with thick hide

They have Spectral Knight and Warlord, who are both super heavily armored

They have Fire Colossus, who is made of literal rocks.

And they give PDR to a ghost in a cloth gown

[fair lintel]

😂

[oblique hemlock]

It magic cloth 🙂

[tired shard]

magic cloth

[gaunt oracle]

yeah but she's barely physically present though

[misty ridge]

That rips apart and gets turned into a book 😭

[gaunt oracle]

eThErIaL gIrL OoOoOOo

[misty ridge]

Oh wait I'm dumb it's because she's the Leathersmith's daughter she gets plot armor

[gaunt oracle]

[tired shard]

he so spooky he shoot boogers and throws his hands up

[fair lintel]

you found her yet? I hear shes not the same as before lol

[oblique hemlock]

Well I’ll be the leathersmiths husband if that’s what it takes

[misty ridge]

I

wha?

[oblique hemlock]

Free pdr is free pdr don’t knock the strat

[fair lintel]

willing to take one for the team

[misty ridge]

Religion
Marry into Leathersmith's family ✅

[tired shard]

maybe paul dark and darker give armor next wipe to spooky bosses and make cloth casper more flammable

[fair lintel]

explosive arrows gonna be flying everywhere

[tired shard]

shooting one into the sky before every fight to signal a war

[oblique hemlock]

I think it’s mainly to counter balance spell caster kiting vs melee engagement on bosses

[fair lintel]

i like it, its super cool when wizs and warlocks make fireworks shows

[oblique hemlock]

I’m gonna start a fight club on bridge

[fair lintel]

thats what we should do lol. get together in PVE mode, all warlocks and wiz, and have an aweesome fireworks show to send off the season

[vivid wasp]

thx!

[eternal knoll]

They should make a horde mode, endless waves in a big module room with doors to open with gold like cod zombies

[brittle pecan]

anybody wanna help a bro out with lava shrooms?

[fair lintel]

shrines all around the edges too

[eternal knoll]

Yeah how lit would that be

Boss wave

[oblique hemlock]

I’d never be seen on pvp again

[cloud citrus]

actually sounds fun

[dire haven]

Is the wipe timer counting to the day of wipe or time of wipe?

[oblique hemlock]

Expressman gives you gear upgrades by increasing its rarity by one tier

[eternal knoll]

[cloud citrus]

or like with the rewards system you get a choice between 3 random gear pieces each round of varying rarity

[runic gyro]

when is the wipe?

[cloud citrus]

check pinned

[eternal knoll]

Random gear, maybe random choice of skills/perks make it almost roguelite

[cloud citrus]

not even joking someone should make a suggestion lol

doubt itll ever happen but still🤷‍♂️

[oblique hemlock]

That would be fun either make it a roguelite or have it based off your squire kit and the rewards you can keep are the token spins after boss waves or maybe a tiered chest system based on how fast you clear the boss wave

Marvelous being the fastest clear down too large reinforced

[eternal knoll]

Odds are we'd likely see the return of multiclassing before ever seeing a horde mode 😂

[broken patio]

I have no idea but I did get every class to Demigod

[oblique hemlock]

Sadly true

[cloud citrus]

true lol, that system was the bane of my existance

[oblique hemlock]

@simple aspen I doubt it because some classes would suck with some of the races they give pretty much making it a pointless reward

[subtle rose]

you don't they stopped that ages ago, one reward line per account

[surreal cove]

does this game ever go on sale (the legendary edition)?

[swift coral]

i think it does sometimes, like 20-30% off maybe during summer sale

[gaunt violet]

Horde mode? Tf is this killing floor? LOL

[fair lintel]

yeah, idk its all weird. it says i have 21,000/21.000 but I only got up to like 2K past demi not the full 21K and now all my characters say they are demi when their not lol

[clever cloud]

[fair lintel]

monster agro needs another rework lol

[slate oasis]

every fighter and their mamas using the halberd now wowwee

[gaunt violet]

I perfer Zwei

[cloud citrus]

well yeah its easy to use and does a lotta damage

[oblique hemlock]

Morning star stiletto supremacy

[slate oasis]

i alwasy struggle when i get too close and handle hit ppl...just tried zwie and couldnt fish any parries lol

[fair lintel]

its all you see them using on water map too

[cloud citrus]

my bad, i tend to forget this game is also pvp. i was mostly referring to pve fighting.

[shell totem]

Wipe is tomorrow right?

[clever cloud]

[shell totem]

Is that a yes 😭

[cunning robin]

Is the game going to be shut down or what

[gaunt violet]

15h

[clever cloud]

+8

[cloud citrus]

check pinned

[strange cipher]

Yeah in probably 20 or so hours

[shell totem]

Oh bet

[gaunt violet]

Literally in game and it says 15h my guy lmao

[clever cloud]

You must be new here 😂

[gaunt violet]

Yeah you're kind of a goofball. Have a good wipe.

[clever cloud]

💪🏼

[oblique hemlock]

I swear to god if the monk class is the one I posted in chat and they don’t give me atleast a single red shard im gonna spaz out

[strange cipher]

Its gonna take probably 5ish hours for the servers to actually go down after the timer hits and then around another 10 for them to be up again

[oblique hemlock]

I didn’t fan craft an entire class to have the message shadow deleted

[gaunt violet]

I dunno man, someone asked what the time is until wipe and some clown decided to come at me for some reason lmao.

[cloud citrus]

?

[brittle pecan]

whats the goblin emote

[oblique hemlock]

I didn’t realize I was in the presence on a knight, apologies sir fredward

[gaunt violet]

Google it and find out

[fair lintel]

if they are down for 10 hours patching that would be crazy

[low atlas]

this auto mod likes to do that

[low atlas]

That would be crazy fast for IM

[clever cloud]

💪🏼

[cunning robin]

😂😂 i meant as in court case

[fair lintel]

🤣

[oblique hemlock]

Is this the DaD equivalent of saying a crazy conspiracy that ends up being true

[cunning robin]

Idc i just wanna see patch notes

[fair lintel]

with new S2R and artis seemingly so easy to get, how long before a streamer pulls one? first day for sure i think.

[cunning robin]

Is rogue gonna be broken

[fair lintel]

super overtuned, they even said so lol

[vivid jungle]

no shit and im so happy

[oblique hemlock]

You mean spider man?

[cunning robin]

So like lobby gonna be full of em

[fair lintel]

did we get the wall climbing?

[vivid jungle]

probably 🥺

[fair lintel]

im expecting 90% rogue and ranger for the start lol

[cunning robin]

Im a rogue main thats why i dont like it i dint wanna see other rogues

[oblique hemlock]

I’m gonna be beared up

[fair lintel]

theirs gonna be a line of ya'll trying to 3rd party the one fighter in the lobby haha

[drifting scaffold]

the day before patchmas

[tawny timber]

what quest is the misplaced muffin

[oblique hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-gif-25908805

Me one shotting the 5th rogue in 30 seconds

[low atlas]

no muffin quest anymore i thought? could be wrong didnt do them allllll

[tawny timber]

Just found it, it was a treasurer quest

[low atlas]

😮

[kindred elm]

is anyone else not able to enter the game?

[wanton berry]

yup

[trail sigil]

failed to connect sent back to lobby ??

[sharp kiln]

wipe came early

[hallow notch]

I CANT PLAY ANYMORE

[slate oasis]

soemone send the gif of shrek slamming the book closed saying as if that will ever happen

[trail sigil]

does say rank season has ended and timer is also gone lol

[potent elm]

wipe today or tomorrow?

[wanton berry]

wipe timer still 14 hours 40

[potent elm]

okay so.. 15-24 hours

knowing ironmace

[gaunt violet]

I'd give it 20 hours

[placid yew]

sdf did not get his dog today

[delicate cloud]

i keep gettinng disconnected am i the only one?

[wanton berry]

but servers are down right now, can't play

[trail sigil]

severs down with 14hrs left is crazy

[sterile ferry]

yea

[potent elm]

servers down?

[fair lintel]

what rly?

[placid yew]

f this game

[burnt ravine]

why are religions unavailable

[wanton berry]

nevermind, SEA works

[potent elm]

possibly pre-patching the serves so wipe doesn't take 8 fuckin hours

[burnt ravine]

i cant get red orc now :(

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[wanton berry]

im in, just EU down i gues

[short peak]

server down befor 50 min

[fair lintel]

how much gold u got?

[short peak]

im trying back game 50 min

[dapper topaz]

come dm

[delicate cloud]

i got to exemplar and it shows visualy that i didnt

[short peak]

fail again again again

[trail sigil]

its always olny EU 😅

[quartz wasp]

Are the squire to riches servers down?

[primal dagger]

Is it time tavernfolk?!

[vale anvil]

Seems so

[quartz wasp]

nvm also duos

[stiff sand]

Servwr is down?

[dapper topaz]

i dm you

[quartz wasp]

So all servers are down?

[stiff sand]

Yea

[low delta]

servers down?

[unborn shoal]

early wipe?

[oblique radish]

SERVERS ARE DOWN?

[haughty fog]

bro joined 2023 and did not learn -.-

[solemn halo]

[oblique radish]

bruh let me play my nameds T______T

[lapis socket]

every i start run my game crash wtf

[signal inlet]

i got in it was bugued im alone lol

[low delta]

FIXSERVERS

[unborn shoal]

a man can dream

[solemn halo]

[haughty fog]

give us sdf back .-.

[signal inlet]

lmao relax it just starting now they probably doing something backstage

[solemn halo]

[heavy barn]

t deban twa ? 😄

[atomic socket]

is wipe today or tomorrow?

[signal inlet]

🫄

[low delta]

iITS ONLY EU

THEY HATE US

[old vault]

14 Hours left on Wipe-Timer

[atomic socket]

ty

[signal inlet]

guys im sick i wanna take a dookie every 5 min what do i do

[oblique hemlock]

Pray

[haughty fog]

plug it

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[zinc swift]

eu server downs

[plucky parrot]

I LOST MY SHIT THE SERVER FUCKED ME UP

[stiff sand]

Gg

[covert tide]

EU servers ddos? its 6pm bro i got like 10 gearsets ready for just this day

[oblique hemlock]

You gonna lose it tomorrow anyways pimp

[haughty fog]

just choose different server

[signal inlet]

imma explode

[tulip abyss]

racist eu ?

[delicate cloud]

chill ur shit getting wiped anyway

[solemn halo]

🖕

[novel sand]

dont worry you still have got tomorrow

[next wedge]

🦃

[lapis socket]

this is GAME OF THE YEAR -_-

[delicate cloud]

russia is better

[solemn halo]

[nimble ivy]

🖕

[plucky parrot]

I forgot about that

[solemn halo]

🖕

[oblique hemlock]

Brothers it’s a game that went down, it’s not this serious

[lyric totem]

phylosophy

[muted fulcrum]

plug it gang

[signal inlet]

[tawny timber]

Butt plug 👍🏼

[signal inlet]

[manic remnant]

@hexed adder can we get a ping when servers are back up? ty

[solemn halo]

🧑‍🦽

[covert tide]

@hexed adder EU needs some help :((

[delicate cloud]

got a new phone and excited about your emoji?

congrats

[covert tide]

@delicate cloud in what world are they better, most corrupt? most violent? most bombed?

[oblique hemlock]

You can just laugh it was funny

[lapis socket]

According to statistics, Ukraine was the most corrupt country in Europe.

[oblique hemlock]

Everyone think they the most corrupt politician until I rise to power

[solemn halo]

Thanks. Unlike you, I actually have one, and my mommy didn’t buy it for me

[oblique hemlock]

50 hour work weeks for the kids so I can play more DaD

[fiery yew]

damm, game put me into a s2r lobby with only a single other dude

[limber grove]

rank's got reseted? 😮

[delicate cloud]

normal dungeon works btw

[oblique hemlock]

Most people are stash dumping bis runs I imagine

[delicate cloud]

its the squire in EU that is down

[limber grove]

insta login on eu squire

[fiery yew]

actually i would say over half of the people playing this game are running s2r. also the eu servers crapped the bed a few minutes ago

[oblique hemlock]

Wipe is tomorrow why would people let their gear rot

[nocturne mountain]

When’s wipe?

[lapis socket]

15 hr

[nocturne mountain]

Rip thought it was this morning

[wheat smelt]

game blows cant wait till apr 30th

[primal dagger]

expect the delays boys lol

[lapis socket]

It should be up tomorrow morning...but I expect it to be functional by the evening...

[oblique hemlock]

Why is it so many of you hate the game but keep playing

[fiery yew]

cause most of them are playing s2r and pve the entire wipe? wipe is tommorow and yet half the fucking hr lobby is squire farming ap, the other are rogues camping reds and bushes, and the last 10-20% is actual geared people

[covert tide]

nop Russia nr 1. then belarus, serbia, bosnia and then ukraine. Russia got like 10 less points as well

[covert tide]

it is evening in EU

[oblique hemlock]

Don’t believe

[fiery yew]

ran my zirkzis 95% debuff sorc kit, died in a dumb way. apart from 2 geared barbarians, there were 2 rogues in the lobby camping both reds, 2 ap farmers, and another rat rogue camping to get some scraps

may be different in other regions but eu sucks

[covert tide]

solos on last day

[lapis socket]

Well, it should be in the EU tomorrow morning... but by the time they start it will be around evening.,

[solemn halo]

Open Google and look at the statistics for 2025. Especially take a look at Russia.

[covert tide]

in trios u got like 4-5 teams running artifacts per lobby

[fiery yew]

yeah and in solos you got 4-5 people ratting

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[covert tide]

just solos-things

[oblique hemlock]

Then play trios

[primal dagger]

my bet is tomorrow morning you animals

[fiery yew]

none of my buddies want to even touch this game

[oblique hemlock]

It doesn’t even sound like you want to

[lapis socket]

You know it's hard.. Today people hate Russia because it invaded Ukraine.. but what happened in 2014? everyone forgot about that... I don't want to start a discussion about politics here.. I don't think it belongs here...

[old vault]

According to the Wipe Timer, youre right!

[fiery yew]

i mean is trios any different? instead of rats you get insta third partied

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[timid viper]

Sad I didn’t get to demigod this season because we don’t know how to display in game timers separate from wipe which is stupid, make it the same

[hallow notch]

what is the diff between wyvern and hr wyvern?

[solemn halo]

Don’t speak if you don’t know. You were the one who started saying that Ukraine is the most corrupt in Europe, not me

[old vault]

It is? Season = Season Timer, Wiper Timer= in Character screen

[timid viper]

Got his ass

[oblique hemlock]

Brother that’s the game

[timid viper]

You can’t get AP anymore so season is over

[old vault]

Ofc its over Season ended yesterday.

[timid viper]

Exactly, that’s what I’m trying to explain to dingus above me

[carmine void]

WHERE ARE THE FISHABLE FISH

[lapis socket]

I just wrote what I read, that's all.. I'm not a fan of either the UA or the RU... I'm just fascinated by why the EU is involved in their "war" when the UA is not a member of either NATO or the EU

[old vault]

Uhm yea, if u read just right, u should't had any issues. 🙂

[supple drift]

season 11

[lapis socket]

@solemn halo it's exactly like the USA... they take care of everyone and everything and then only conflicts arise....

[oblique hemlock]

Bro can you lovers dm each other I’m trying to talk about silly dungeon not this

[timid viper]

If you weren’t being a discord mod maybe you’d get some biches

[supple drift]

[solemn halo]

Well yeah, it’s easier for you to say from Czech Republic. We’ll talk when Russia reaches you too.

[lapis socket]

I wrote that I didn't want to talk about it.. I just answered him.

[supple drift]

dont answer

drop it anyway

[oblique hemlock]

You better be talking about the 2nd floor of water map

[solemn halo]

People who just want to live peacefully and develop without being under the influence of empires are dragging Europe into their own war? Dude, open your eyes — today they dragged us in, tomorrow it’ll be you

[eternal knoll]

RU 💩

[zenith hawk]

😭

[sand compass]

Are the patch notes somewhere?

[covert tide]

Is there a Server Status page with the dad-api or sum?

[supple drift]

slaps your face. No.

[old vault]

Already got but thank you for minding!

[sand compass]

🥀 fr

[lament star]

Anyone willing to throw a man who spent his last 20k on a rouge kit a deathbloom

[drifting scaffold]

might not, since dad api is mostly menus and ingame servers are diff?

but if menus are down game is def down

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[glacial chasm]

Less than six hours to get demigod with boosted AP starting from 0 and engaging in no pvp, or bosses. It was easily doable if you committed some time to it. Try to focus on it early next season, and you won't have to worry about it at the end. SoBadSoStrange usually has Guides on AP farming.

[austere verge]

Anyone know when wipe hits tomorrow?

[rancid bane]

Are we all doing okay? 🙂

[drifting scaffold]

[sharp fiber]

I’m pretty sure around 3am est

[drifting scaffold]

patch notes should drop and patch start around then

[fiery patio]

Game will be back up 12 hours later

[sharp fiber]

I know.

[drifting scaffold]

🙂‍↕️ some ppl get the impression game comes up then

[strange cipher]

ts gonna be so lit

hopefully they actually start the patch when the timer shows it should

[fathom iris]

Can someone tell me when the reset is?

[strange cipher]

servers will likely be up around 24 hours from now

[fathom iris]

I mean like the whipe or is that what you mean?

[strange cipher]

servers usually go down around 5 hours after the wipe timer and then 8-10 hours for the update to roll out and for servers to go back online wiped

[fathom iris]

Thanks

[wraith drift]

serv still down?

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[cloud citrus]

im playing as we speak

[strange cipher]

servers have been up

wipe not for a bit

[potent elm]

this --- probly 24ish hours till wipe, ironmace refuses to communicate to playerbase for whatever reason...

[weary turtle]

@hexed adder Tell us what yet will be added to the game 😊

[strange cipher]

yeah I just wish the times on timers actually reflected the real times

[slate oasis]

tseentch maxxing

[misty ridge]

[gaunt oracle]

#📢ironmace-media message

[atomic plinth]

NO POOP TIL WIPE

[oblique hemlock]

rangers get animal companion as active skill

i will provide no sources for my comment

[slate oasis]

[slate hawk]

[gleaming geode]

Can wizards be nerfed plz

[supple drift]

[weary turtle]

It’s not enough 😳

[oblique hemlock]

if paul puts me on the balancing team ill make sure wizards are professor x cosplayers

[glossy spire]

se when is wipe.... and how long will it take to update? please not 25 hours again

[gaunt oracle]

check pins

[gleaming geode]

Wizards should be nerfed in oblivion in my opinion

[supple drift]

nah, cleric needs a nerf with their bonk

[gleaming geode]

Cleric can still be kited asf

[strange cipher]

js kite out the dp smite

[supple drift]

after judgement? hmm...

[uncut dagger]

When is new season

[gleaming geode]

Wizards you cant run and you cant engage stupid ass fireball

[lament eagle]

anyone intersted in free named? and kits

[oblique hemlock]

wizard needs a higher ms penalty with casting because im bad at catching people

[gaunt oracle]

pins

[supple drift]

and their magic spells too. hmm...

[gleaming geode]

This

[uncut dagger]

So still a whole day before we can play

[glossy spire]

is that a type of new enemy?

[gaunt oracle]

???

[glossy spire]

they adding that next patch?!

[supple drift]

🤨

[gaunt oracle]

?????

[supple drift]

🤨 🤨 🤨

[glossy spire]

rare spawn?

[oblique hemlock]

Watching Ape and Lies go at it is like watching two grand wizards duel

[slate oasis]

mini boss paul

[gaunt oracle]

if he cast confusion, I failed my save throw

[devout cobalt]

Why did all my characters loose all rank points

[glossy spire]

😂

[supple drift]

oh lol, when i look at paul pic in the pin, i thought he is holding a gun.

now you cant unsee it. muhahaah

[atomic plinth]

WIPE ME PAUL

[glossy spire]

does anyoneknow if they will keep ghost king or are they removing it for the new boss man "check pins" is his name

[bleak coyote]

Wipe me like one of your French girls Paul

[misty ridge]

They'll keep Ghost King

I belieb

[glossy spire]

where

[atomic plinth]

ya gk sposed to be kepteded, and new module for big boss mang

[dapper topaz]

I want to buy Viola, Some good guy make a deal?

[daring bramble]

when wipe

[glossy spire]

it would be cool if we could get more gold by figuring out what kind of ghost the king spawned as, find finger prints around the map, spirit box, emf. for more evidence and then figure out what it is, moroi, oni, phantom, poltergeist! and what ever type it is could have a weakness, You cant kill aghost without knowing what kind it is!

i heard sdf saying he would add this

confirmed for next season i think

[willow lark]

sounds like fun the first time but a pain anytime after that

[glossy spire]

thats the fun of it!

make the maps so dark you need a flashlight to see

[coarse vigil]

like not saying this game is bad but second round running an artfact first one everyone was in white gear next round i go though one door and a warlock just so happens to begin chaseing me like bro it doewsnt matter that i dodged 14 curse of pains it doesint matter that i hit him with a ton of wave damge doesent matter i had max mdr two curse of a pains and two bolts kill me like im running iron will what im i suposed to do im kinda glad shadow tags getting added just to dis on warlocks

[mellow tartan]

Dark and Darker x phasmo collab?

[glossy spire]

[atomic plinth]

NO POOP TIL WIPE

[glossy spire]

NO WIPE TILL WIPE

[oblique lantern]

D&D still good ?? should I try this wipe ?? SDF still alive ?? I dont hope that he is dead but will be good if he leave his place to someone have mind

[deft trout]

is wipe april 28th?

[plucky plaza]

yes

[frosty badge]

It’s fun, rogue will be broken though

This next season

[deft trout]

why rogue broken?

[frosty badge]

Go look at the trailer, they have a new ability

[deft trout]

no shot

[supple drift]

i think its best that u pretend this game dont exist.

[glossy spire]

THEY BROKE IT

[frosty badge]

“Shadowstep” in the trailer he hit someone with hand crossbow and then appeared behind the guy he shot and killed him

Basically a tp behind the person

[supple drift]

nothing personal

[exotic seal]

I like that the other new ability "Dual Strike" is giving a reason for duel-wielding other than having a second stat stick

[fast hill]

when is wipe anyone got the timer avaliable?

[frosty badge]

Yea that’s a nice add

Idk how functional it’ll be though

Looks kinda slow

[low atlas]

trailer was prob rogue in squire gear xD

[exotic seal]

back attack + dagger mastery + dual strike + shadowstep is going to be insane

[atomic plinth]

give wipe please i give u pancakes

[supple drift]

shoulda make waffles instead..

[atomic plinth]

[drifting scaffold]

gm bud 🫂

[feral kite]

I really gotta shid but im almost demigod, guess ill just do it in my pants 😪

[sudden shoal]

let Kirby succ it

[limber reef]

anyone know what time tomorrow wipe is?

[obtuse yew]

@ardal druid, you were in hr crypts message me

[atomic plinth]

imma say itll be up anywhere between 10am to 2 pm tomorrow US EST time

prolly like 10 hours of downtime

[sudden shoal]

Anyone play Albion online?

[supple drift]

a pay to win game? meaningless game? gross.

[sudden shoal]

pretty much

but it kinda fun

[supple drift]

fun? then, i have no objection.

[vagrant talon]

Damn when wipe

[atomic plinth]

WIPE ME PAUL

[vagrant talon]

I thought they were wiping on Sunday.

[dreamy vine]

Make us all waffles

[earnest quiver]

anyone know how to fix error code 14 when i try to lauch dark and darker i aint been on in months and just wont open

[steel forge]

whats eta on wipe

[drifting scaffold]

what’s it say for error code 14

[fallen lake]

Yes

[earnest quiver]

nothing just error code 14 no explanation or owt

[gaunt violet]

Landmine? more like Nukemine.

[vivid wasp]

dual strike with hand crossbow

[warm fable]

[gaunt violet]

@viscid needle Do I see someone playing Evil Dead? Peak