the-tavern

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[viscid nimbus]

incoming 40 minute delay to make it a full hour

[fluid hamlet]

hey thats not very nice

[carmine void]

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🎣 🖕

[shy jolt]

[warm fable]

❤️

[lost wraith]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[pliant ginkgo]

RIZZ

[dusk coral]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[tardy cosmos]

[half moss]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[brazen pike]

🇧🇴🇳🇪🇷

[tiny elbow]

oh hell nah

[patent nymph]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[spring edge]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[fair sleet]

[little kayak]

🇫 🅰️ 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[final monolith]

teeth that tit

[rare pewter]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[lapis nimbus]

The truth behind Dinglebeef

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[stark cave]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[runic prawn]

its already been a hour

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[dull knot]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[unkempt obsidian]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[mellow tartan]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[carmine void]

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🎣 🖕

[teal quarry]

@PorkChop You just gave me ear aids you fruity fuck

[wraith fulcrum]

just let me play

[dusk coral]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[fathom star]

"Sometimes when the withdrawal hits really hard I strip down, close my eyes, and slap my buttocks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet on the dungeon floor. In that brief moment, I am whole again.

[torpid trail]

IM IN!

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[tardy cosmos]

[keen trellis]

says a lot about the game if there are only 2400 people online at 3pm on a thursday

[half vale]

[quiet flower]

Its okay if you want me to carry you in the dinglebeef raid Im available rn

[spring edge]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[quasi briar]

Still down

[little kayak]

🇫 🅰️ 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[coarse finch]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇬 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇾

[final monolith]

chug that log

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[runic moth]

well this game is a bust, guess ill go play Bright and Brighter

[sour hinge]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[silent venture]

arena opens in 4 hours people, get your sets ready

[proper birch]

guys the meant 20 hours, not 20 minutes

[tight vine]

[mystic eagle]

🇫 🅰️ 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[carmine void]

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🎣 🖕

[dull knot]

yo im in

[tardy cosmos]

[half vale]

[meager parrot]

some poeple have lives

[wraith fulcrum]

can i just play man

[trail spade]

Ur not gonna get a serious answer when the chat is tbis riled up

[quasi briar]

🇫 🅰️ 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[spring edge]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[dusk coral]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇬 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇾

[final monolith]

spread that gravy

[mellow tartan]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[urban palm]

BAN ALL BUG ABUSERS, ROLL BACK THE SERVERS

[bold viper]

I think there's probably a better channel to be requesting an audience but I don't know for sure, that's assuming this is a serious and real request.

[teal quarry]

@PorkChop You just gave me ear aids you fruity fuck

[torpid trail]

FINALLY IN!

[shy jolt]

[stable jackal]

This gave me a good laugh, nice job lad.

[tiny elbow]

now you crossed the line

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[mortal wharf]

ure not

[brazen pike]

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹

[lime vortex]

blasphemy

[solemn talon]

Party chip so fat the server crashed when he logged on unlucky

[wraith fulcrum]

i got work in 3 hours let me play sdf

[steel forge]

Bro they couldnt find there self out of a wet paper bag lmao

[crude jolt]

You're never gonna connect, you're not good enough
There's a million other people with the same connection
You really think you're different? Man you must be kidding
Think you're gonna connect, but you just don't get it
It's impossible, it's not probable
You're irresponsible, too many obstacles
You gotta stop it yo, you gotta take it slow
You can't be a pro, don't waste your time no more
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?
I don't give a damn if you say you cant connect
I'm gonna make my move, I'm gonna not connect
And I'll do it 'cause it's what I want to fucking do
'Cause all these opinions and all these positions
They coming in millions, they're blocking your connection
But no, you can't listen, that shit is all fiction
'Cause you hold the power as long as you're driven

[tardy cosmos]

[tawdry heron]

No problem sir

[frosty scarab]

does the game work yet?

[rocky canopy]

i got work tommorrow im trying to play wtf

[quasi briar]

🇫 🅰️ 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[reef field]

gc

[keen trellis]

game is up

[torpid trail]

I AM

[cerulean charm]

LET ME IN

[half ermine]

just hit level 20 on barb! you guys are so cooked when you get in lmao

[novel knot]

I keep trying to connect since the timer is done but it keeps saying failed to connect to the server. Are devs stupid? Timer is done why cant i join?

[urban palm]

BAN ALL BUG ABUSERS, ROLL BACK THE SERVERS

[lost wraith]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[dusty granite]

holy shit IM IN 🫦

[carmine void]

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🎣 🖕

[glossy turtle]

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹

[dreamy vine]

Quick kids! Buy Logan Paul's next scam! He needs your parents money more than them!

[sour hinge]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[mystic eagle]

thanks @proud copper for giving me acces to play the game today

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[rough obsidian]

BAN SDF

[sharp solstice]

SDF TYPING

[onyx grotto]

I in

[mortal wharf]

u wish

[mellow tartan]

dev cant count

[tawdry heron]

🛡️ 🛡️ HOLD THE LINE!!!🛡️ 🛡️

[plucky python]

BAN SDF

[final monolith]

grind that rind

[dry lava]

just letting everyone know as someone who got banned last season for doing any type of exploit, if youre doing the money glitch rn you will get banned this season

[fallen crypt]

where ?

[crude jolt]

You're never gonna connect, you're not good enough
There's a million other people with the same connection
You really think you're different? Man you must be kidding
Think you're gonna connect, but you just don't get it
It's impossible, it's not probable
You're irresponsible, too many obstacles
You gotta stop it yo, you gotta take it slow
You can't be a pro, don't waste your time no more
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?
I don't give a damn if you say you cant connect
I'm gonna make my move, I'm gonna not connect
And I'll do it 'cause it's what I want to fucking do
'Cause all these opinions and all these positions
They coming in millions, they're blocking your connection
But no, you can't listen, that shit is all fiction
'Cause you hold the power as long as you're driven

[brave solstice]

🌋

[quiet flower]

Oh that bright and brighter joke made me remember that theres a game on steam thats literally the exact same as this game using all the same unity assets and the SAME font, just called Dark

[exotic knot]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[lucid crown]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱

[teal quarry]

SDF I AM ABOUT TO BEAT MY TODDLER SIBLIING IF YOU DO NOT LET ME PLAY YOUR GAME.

[carmine void]

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🎣 🖕

[final monolith]

mix that sauce

[echo perch]

I WAS ABOUT TO 🌋

[remote pine]

BRING THE GAME BACK UP OR @south pulsar GETS TOUCHED

[fallen crypt]

hey can i talk to a warden please

[wraith gale]

🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[keen wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-gif-26945163

[fresh shell]

20min has passed

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇪 🇵 🇮 🇨

[shadow otter]

IM IN!!!

[floral monolith]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[fading crater]

sucks to be them then

[tiny elbow]

Disinerd answer me!!!!!

[lucid crown]

omg LMAO ur so mad LMAO ur crying rn LMAO LMAO LMAO

[dry lava]

just letting everyone know as someone who got banned last season for doing any type of exploit, if youre doing the money glitch rn you will get banned this season

[final monolith]

rock that frock

[brazen pike]

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇲 🇾 🇧 🇺 🇹 🇹

[runic moth]

lmao i wanna make another asset flip called Darker

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[kind storm]

oh boy i cant wait to play my favorite fantasy game

[rugged wind]

[lilac cedar]

and who said shakespeare is dead

[bold viper]

I'm not entirely sure, sorry I can't be of more help. Doesn't hurt to look around though!

[vale oar]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-white-rabbit-gif-13308924322367947549

[carmine void]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇮 🇸 🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱

[wise oyster]

awawawawawawawawawawaw

[lusty maple]

INCOMING DELAY

[keen trellis]

Welcome to the goblin caves, where the goblins go insane
Bola goblin, bola goblin, let me entertain
In the depths of these caves, we ain't playing no games
But be careful, 'cause the cave troll will leave you in pain

[spare mica]

🇹 🇼 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇾 🌋 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇺 🇹 🇪 🇸

[deep sundial]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[trim crag]

typical SDF

[final monolith]

mousse up my caboose

[kind ridge]

if you were in you wouldnt tell us

[graceful star]

its jover

[boreal warren]

WHY DONT YOU USE YOUR TEST SERVER

[eternal knoll]

[grand drift]

👀

[fathom star]

"Sometimes when the withdrawal hits really hard I strip down, close my eyes, and slap my buttocks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet on the dungeon floor. In that brief moment, I am whole again.

[brave solstice]

🌋

[turbid elbow]

so like can we fix the game IM so we can play thanks

[pallid cairn]

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇲 🇾 🇧 🇺 🇹 🇹

[rugged wind]

[somber path]

30m and counting

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[twin spindle]

suisui shusin susisiusuusiu il est con

[shadow otter]

IM IN!!!!

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[strong vine]

Ban sdf

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[keen trellis]

Goblin caves, 5 by 5, it's a crowded zone
Back in goblin caves, better watch your tone
We got gold, we got treasures, we got everything you need
But step out of line, and you'll be begging us to be freed

[final monolith]

peanut butter my yelpreviewer

[lucid crown]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇮 🇸 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪

[weak shale]

https://tenor.com/view/time-wasting-waiting-patiently-hour-glass-gif-14424240

[kind storm]

breagnant

[floral monolith]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[plucky python]

Holy crap, I’m in

[rare pewter]

iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.

[spice dome]

:WipeHype::WipeHype:

[brazen pike]

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇲 🇾 🇧 🇺 🇹 🇹

[slender moth]

anyone tryna get the succ

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[reef gazelle]

DAAAAAAAAARK

[rugged wind]

[twin spindle]

suisui shusin susisiusuusiu il est con
Wallah

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[eternal knoll]

[olive swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-white-rabbit-gif-13308924322367947549

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[cerulean aurora]

How are people connecting...

[final monolith]

pinch my skunk

[brave solstice]

🌋

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪

[keen trellis]

Welcome to the goblin caves, where the goblins go wild
In the dark and the depths, you can't even see a smile
Bola goblin, bola goblin, it's a twisted maze
Welcome to the goblin caves, get lost in the haze

[marsh thorn]

been 1 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[mellow tartan]

big succ?

[deep musk]

im crying so hard and pissing myself too

[kind storm]

that guy is pinching his skunk

[plucky python]

been 1 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[fading crater]

streamers wont unless its their 10th exploit

[lucid crown]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱

[dusty granite]

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[lapis nimbus]

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[restive sinew]

I need in

[final monolith]

fornicate eradicate

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[lucid crown]

omg LMAO LMAO ur so mad ur crying LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[keen trellis]

BOLA GOBLIN BOLA GOBLIN

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS CAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crude jolt]

i havent stopped edging since the maintinece im bout to blow

[mint rune]

LET ME IN

[cosmic merlin]

sighhhhhh

[shy linden]

20 mins done where is the server

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[vernal peak]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[fallen talon]

been aslong as I can last in bed without Dark and Darker (a couple mins), I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[outer aurora]

Wow

[dry lava]

yeah but 90% of the people doing it arent streamers and think because a streamer is doing it means they wont get banned for it

[fading crater]

yeah you giving?

[paper cliff]

wipe was 3 hoursa ago and we stillh avent been able to play

[grizzled torrent]

keep goin strong solider

[viscid raptor]

@sturdy coyote LULULU

[olive swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/sparklepandalana-it's-about-time-emoji-gif-15951650271669057256

[lusty maple]

@hexed adder any update pal

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇬

[pliant pendant]

🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬
🫃 🫃 🇮 🇸 🇸 🇺 🇪 🫃 🫃

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[crude jolt]

im doing my best

[vale oar]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonqmi-monkey-escape-gif-21816255

[marsh thorn]

It's been 1 hour without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[final monolith]

coochie melodie

[carmine void]

🇳 🇴 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇵 🇱 🇸

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[exotic knot]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[pallid cairn]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

[oblique sun]

🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬
🫃 🫃 🇮 🇸 🇸 🇺 🇪 🫃 🫃

[hardy storm]

gogogo}

[regal nimbus]

been 1 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[median gulch]

What happened to 20 minutes?

[tight cedar]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[storm umbra]

ROLLLLLLLLLLL BACCCCCKKKKKKKK

[final monolith]

chunky milk

[gritty moth]

sdf stop edging me i cant take it anymore

[crude jolt]

this nuts in your honor

[carmine void]

🇳 🇴 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇵 🇱 🇸

[coarse iron]

[lucid crown]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇦 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭

[velvet pewter]

IM IN

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS CAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keen trellis]

dinglebeef

[mellow tartan]

plastichammer succ the streamers lol... streamers never get punished here, and there are DM proofs of it lol

[wild pendant]

can we not spam random nonsensical verbal sewage and only talk about what we know about the maintence and how long it will be untill it is back up

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[vernal peak]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[brazen pike]

[upper cedar]

what happened man, I thought u were pro fish

[gentle steeple]

IM GOING TO BEGIN ELIMINATING HOSTAGES EACH 5MINUTES OF DELAY

[final monolith]

inch that rim

[jade epoch]

These guys need to find a better system how can every patch be so difficult lmao

[fluid hamlet]

pog

[lime dome]

No rings or pendants drop in dungeons and no market until Feb 20??? Wtf is this wipe man

[knotty bough]

Its called the forgotten castle but i remember it so vivdly🚬

[misty thistle]

MOOORE MOREEEEE

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[marsh thorn]

It's been 1 hour without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been 1 agonizing hour of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[crisp flicker]

Liiieeeessss

[quiet flower]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇸 🇦 🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪

[lucid crown]

🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaunt oracle]

I ran one inferno on sorc, gotta say the movement felt crispy. Moving so smooth I had to slow down to riposte skeletons properly

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[tight cedar]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[floral monolith]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[turbid elbow]

let us in grayfather

[echo perch]

yoU CAN CRAFT THEM NOW, i SWEAR THIS COMMUNITY CAN'T READ

[ocean lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-kit-kat-gif-6007995296688763105

[gentle steeple]

unlock the game omggg its been forever I WANT TO PLAY

[half ermine]

HELLO SDF?????

[cerulean aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/door-knock-let-me-in-spongebob-trendizisst-gif-25141450

[pliant pendant]

[cyan beacon]

Are we running behind schedule... this is a new thing here.

[pallid cairn]

been 10 Days without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[wise oyster]

awawawawawaWAWAWAWAWawawwawawawwaw

[cedar mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonqmi-monkey-escape-gif-21816255

[mortal wharf]

same

[pale wedge]

[keen trellis]

[Verse]
Welcome to the goblin caves, where the goblins go insane
Bola goblin, bola goblin, let me entertain
In the depths of these caves, we ain't playing no games
But be careful, 'cause the cave troll will leave you in pain

[Verse 2]
Goblin caves, 5 by 5, it's a crowded zone
Back in goblin caves, better watch your tone
We got gold, we got treasures, we got everything you need
But step out of line, and you'll be begging us to be freed

[Chorus]
Welcome to the goblin caves, where the goblins go wild
In the dark and the depths, you can't even see a smile
Bola goblin, bola goblin, it's a twisted maze
Welcome to the goblin caves, get lost in the haze

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[wraith shuttle]

Wait they said an hour only 55 min ago what’s people bitching about

[coarse iron]

Patch delayed for pregnant goblin skin

[mystic eagle]

been 10 Days without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[brazen pike]

[lime dome]

I READ THAT PART AND ITS STILL DUMB

[proven bolt]

So patch is borked i take it? Glad i still have hours and hours till im off work.

[tight cedar]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[carmine void]

🙅‍♂️

[pliant pendant]

[simple parrot]

I bet game comes online tomorrow at 6am est

[nocturne ice]

me first

[runic moth]

i love the new dinglefishing with the beef rod. they just keep making the game better.

[earnest mirage]

beautiful bro

[final monolith]

mix my dix

[stark cave]

HI VANDII

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[wraith gale]

its so dark

[bold viper]

Well, in the mean time I guess I'll play another game while I wait. If you're seeing this sdf and anyone else on the team thank you for being so quick to catching the problem even if it troubles everyone here just know that some of us appreciate the hard work you guys put in, keep it up champ. Cheers!

[small steeple]

@hexed adder re wipe wen

[lapis nimbus]

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[idle ledge]

dude out here just trolling to himself lol

[west zephyr]

oh so game is down rn

[spring edge]

The end of history is the conclusion of Hegel's aufhaben/dialectic sublation from epoch to epoch, the evolution of conscious into universal total self consciousness, complete Jungian actualization, integration of the shadow on the antropogenic scale, making the collective unconscious conscious. Marx speaks of the end of history too, just in a materialist version/reframed in the lens of economic systems. When Marx speaks of the liberation of the labourer from the alienation between himself and the products of his labor, he was describing the sort of state we may find ourselves in after the end of history. Nietzsche rejects this utopian view and, in the notes for will to power, proposes a bifurcation of humanity into untermensch and ubermensch. A vision of the future speciation of humanity.

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[boreal warren]

ITS BEEN OVER AN HOUR SINCE SERVERS WENT DOWN HOLY SHI IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 20 MINUTES

[knotty bough]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[woven widget]

RELEASE THE FILEEEEEEE

[upper cedar]

give me the lore, ur logs were pro fishing and now ur anti

[prime linden]

@vale oar why do they lie all the time? they stated 20mins after downtime which was 16mins ago when it should've been back up???

[dusky patrol]

MY WIFES BOYFRIEND LET ME ON THE COMPUTER FOR ONLY 2 HOURS! WHY IRONMACE?!

[drifting notch]

Oh, the agony that has befallen my gaming sanctuary! The Dark and Darker servers, like a cruel jester, have decided to take an unscheduled hiatus, leaving me stranded in the barren wasteland of boredom. The mere thought of not embarking on epic adventures, battling fearsome foes, and acquiring legendary loot sends shivers down my spine. I find myself staring at the login screen, a silent witness to the void that was once filled with the sweet symphony of slashing swords and magical incantations. The trauma of this forced separation from my pixelated paradise is too much to bear; I've resorted to counting the pixels on my screen in sheer desperation. Oh, the agony of a gamer without a server—truly, a fate worse than a critical hit to the cringe nerve! its been 4 Hours without Dark and Darker...

[mystic eagle]

been 10 Days without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[fading crater]

if only

[lucid crown]

🇱 🇦 🇲 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇳 🇴 🇹 🇨 🇴 🇴 🇱

[oblique lantern]

how to play dark and darker

[carmine void]

🇳 🇴 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇵 🇱 🇸

[rain dome]

server up whennnnnnnn?

[void tiger]

yo somebody k sdf for real

[gentle steeple]

THE FIRST HOSTAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED @proud copper THIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS

[feral umbra]

tuff

[spring edge]

The overclocked socialization of social media creates potential for massive memeplex impression in a small timeframe, intuition and wit sharpened on the whetstone of varied and eclectic personalities you may encounter, you can find the company of people who'll never cease to amuse or inspire you here. But this is also the plight of the net - Social fabric becomes like a golem; friends can be swapped for uncountable numbers of alternatives aboard your own socialization ship of Theseus. Unfortunately most people are not worth knowing. Cream rises to the top. Gunk sinks to the bottom. If you're not a quality poster you generally don't get the luxury of being able to insert yourself into circles and befriend other interesting people, or filter from a large pool. Which is why I encourage everyone I know to at least actively participate in the network to some extent.

[brazen pike]

🇹 🇪 🇷 🇷 🇪 🇳 🇨 🇪 🇴 🇳 🇹 🇴 🇵

[olive swallow]

JUST PRESS ONLINE

[simple coral]

these are the longest 20 minutes ever

[torpid trail]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🅿️ 🇴 🇴 🅿️ 🇴 🇺 🇹 🇲 🇾 🅱️ 🇺 🇹 🇹 🌈

[placid fractal]

DELAY AND DELAYER

[ocean lintel]

Beautiful

[final monolith]

mooch that kooch

[west zephyr]

when dark and darker?

[nocturne gate]

I dont even know why I came back to this game, what a disappointment

[runic moth]

my fish, bigger than a bridge
your fish, look like a little kid

[lime dome]

A whole month of no market is really dumb

[fallow pine]

Nice, actual philosophy. Ever read Mitchell Heisman? https://archive.org/details/MitchellHeismanSuicideNote/page/n3/mode/2up

[echo perch]

why they will actually be exciting to find on people now and you can't just go trade for bis every game. Seems like variety to mr

[knotty bough]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[keen trellis]

when is the wipe for dark and darker mobile?

[vernal peak]

🇷 🅰️ 🅰️ 🇸 🇨 🇱 🅰️ 🅰️ 🇹 🇯🇲

[vivid wasp]

20 minutes?

[mellow tartan]

must be the language barrier

[spring edge]

The overclocked socialization of social media creates potential for massive memeplex impression in a small timeframe, intuition and wit sharpened on the whetstone of varied and eclectic personalities you may encounter, you can find the company of people who'll never cease to amuse or inspire you here. But this is also the plight of the net - Social fabric becomes like a golem; friends can be swapped for uncountable numbers of alternatives aboard your own socialization ship of Theseus. Unfortunately most people are not worth knowing. Cream rises to the top. Gunk sinks to the bottom. If you're not a quality poster you generally don't get the luxury of being able to insert yourself into circles and befriend other interesting people, or filter from a large pool. Which is why I encourage everyone I know to at least actively participate in the network to some extent.

[cyan beacon]

[olive swallow]

yoooooooooo

[quiet flower]

🇼 🇭 🇦 🇹

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pale violet]

so far were 36/20 min

[final monolith]

merge that verge

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[mystic eagle]

I dont even know why I came back to this game, what a disappointment

[fair zodiac]

see yall next wipe

[left sigil]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[stark cave]

im a big fan

[balmy kernel]

@hollow kettle when stream with gf?

[brazen pike]

🇹 🇪 🇷 🇷 🇪 🇳 🇨 🇪 🇴 🇳 🇹 🇴 🇵

[fluid hamlet]

[fallen blade]

damn I missed tavern chat

[sleek briar]

🇹🇺🇫🇫 🔥

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[final monolith]

sounndbite bounce

[gentle steeple]

the hostages are elves btw

[leaden quest]

when is this stupid wipe gonna be ddone

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[atomic plinth]

sdf pls my wifes boyfriend said i could play

[spring edge]

Most men today are man children, never having gone through proper rigors of maturity that would lead them to having a genuine core of the basic masculine values of honor, respect, responsibility, loyalty, all essential for any serious shared enterprise's success - not even to speak of curtailing their sinful indulgence. Those who don't wear basic values with pride are very literally losers, they will fail any enterprise attempted, and are a risk to any of the fellow men sharing the boat - you have to be able to trust your fellow. If you display a lack of these qualities, meditate deeply on yourself, address any insecurities and dramas and fix yourself. Or stay forever allergic to success and be disgusted by all actual men, and subsequently all women with sense.

[safe furnace]

Everyone here is a social experiment on how long people will still play a game after getting fucked by devs for years

[cosmic jackal]

SDF IS A CLOWN

[carmine void]

AS LONG AS THE SERVERS COME BACK UP WITHOUT FISH THEN IM HAPPY SDF

[crystal isle]

who is bor talking to

[simple coral]

must be

[prime linden]

sdf needs to go back to school and learn math cause where I'm from 20mins = 20mins not 40mins

[crude jolt]

i failed...

[cerulean ice]

YO WHERE MY PREGNANT GOBLINS

[tardy cosmos]

[final monolith]

rod steward

[misty thistle]

THEY HAD MONTHS FOR THIS PATCH AND DO THIS upgrade ur devs

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[spring edge]

Most men today are man children, never having gone through proper rigors of maturity that would lead them to having a genuine core of the basic masculine values of honor, respect, responsibility, loyalty, all essential for any serious shared enterprise's success - not even to speak of curtailing their sinful indulgence. Those who don't wear basic values with pride are very literally losers, they will fail any enterprise attempted, and are a risk to any of the fellow men sharing the boat - you have to be able to trust your fellow. If you display a lack of these qualities, meditate deeply on yourself, address any insecurities and dramas and fix yourself. Or stay forever allergic to success and be disgusted by all actual men, and subsequently all women with sense.

[crisp flicker]

Bro skrew you fishing is the best

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carmine void]

AS LONG AS THE SERVERS COME BACK UP WITHOUT FISH THEN IM HAPPY SDF

[woven widget]

PATCH NOTES NOWWWWW 😡

[naive nova]

are servers down?

[surreal zealot]

god you guys are childish

[echo perch]

YOu didn't physcally go anywhere just close this and play whatever you want silly goose

[surreal osprey]

ITS UP!

[exotic knot]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[fading crater]

damn i missed the rando voice messages

[mystic eagle]

I dont even know why I came back to this game, what a disappointment

[keen trellis]

erm, based?

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[golden pecan]

I'm in the dungeon is WORKING FINE! thank you SDF

[timid hill]

Have we ever considered that the devs don’t know how to tell time?

[runic moth]

well guys i beat the new pregnant goblin boss, now there is nothing to see till next wipe, see you in 6 months

[crude jolt]

its up

[unkempt obsidian]

Сдф пидарас х2

[final monolith]

push in the bush

[harsh sonnet]

How was it so far on the bit the people got to play?

[lapis nimbus]

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. Dwarves farting fire, new they/them skins, and fighter buffs out the wazoo. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[stark cave]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[fading trellis]

😩

[floral monolith]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🇴 🇳 🇨 🇴 🇲 🇲 🇦 🇳 🇩

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[heady grove]

planted by isreal

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[keen trellis]

I JUST LOGGED IN!!!

[final monolith]

roofie my coochie

[hallow cliff]

@proud copper i miss u pls unblock me i miss our chats

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[crimson grove]

Game isnt ready yet?

[lapis nimbus]

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. Dwarves farting fire, new they/them skins, and fighter buffs out the wazoo. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[mellow tartan]

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin son — no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin’ fo’ a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don’t forget the fries

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[mystic eagle]

I dont even know why I came back to this game, what a disappointment

[cedar mason]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[runic moth]

NOT AGAIN!?!!

[bright igloo]

you guys havent updated yet?

[unique token]

can we get a mod check on this

[manic stag]

💩

[carmine void]

POOP YOURSELF SDF THEN SIT IN IT WHILE YOU REMOVE FISH FROM THE GAME THEN POOP YOURSELF A SECOND TIME

[alpine ledge]

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[urban palm]

BAN ALL BUG ABUSERS, ROLL BACK THE SERVERS

[ruby mauve]

@neon lynx yo what is going on man speak up

[warped lintel]

[tired dove]

W WIPE

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[floral monolith]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[terse swallow]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[deft cobalt]

nruh..

[thin marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-hype-tenor-is-garbage-and-its-run-by-morons-gif-8911283505911799454

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[final monolith]

game is about to die get ready

[vital basin]

where we at?

[mellow tartan]

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin son — no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin’ fo’ a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don’t forget the fries

[lime vortex]

back to arc raiders

[cerulean ice]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[median lake]

Unemployment never looked so active

[rose flume]

BAN ALL BUG ABUSERS, ROLL BACK THE SERVERS

[quiet crest]

the servers start is delayed for 3 years mb longer XD

[teal quarry]

JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY PREGNANT WIFE. THIS GAME MAKES PROMISES IT CAN'T KEEP JUST LIKE HER THE KID IS GOING TO COME OUT A NIG-LET AND IT'S YOUR FAULT SDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vocal drum]

WIPE IS OVER

[upper kelp]

good ridance

[keen trellis]

mmm ch mm mm big mac

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[thin marsh]

@proud copper

[carmine void]

POOP YOURSELF SDF THEN SIT IN IT WHILE YOU REMOVE FISH FROM THE GAME THEN POOP YOURSELF A SECOND TIME

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[crude jolt]

@proud copper our child turns 3 today... we didnt even get a text from you....

[crystal isle]

help i cant play and its going to make me cry

[hardy storm]

is up! lets goo

[spring edge]

Thanks for the lovely time ovmium! It was really fun hearing you talk about the mystery cults of Cybele, Mithras and Nergal, grail mysticism, the influence of the magi and Orphics on Pythagoras and Plato, and Jorjania and Steiner's opposition to Guenon. Tell me more about how Zero is Nick Land's God on our 2nd date :3 Baiiii ~

[royal trench]

think i blocked like 50 ppl in the last 10 mins xD

[echo perch]

No one knows who youre talking to lol

[dreamy vine]

CAPTAIN WE NEED MORE SPAMMMMMMMM

[desert raven]

next wipe when?

[sullen sonnet]

servers back up?

[rose flume]

BAN ALL BUG ABUSERS, ROLL BACK THE SERVERS

[deft cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[mellow tartan]

ayyyy someone that knows it

[hoary field]

@proud copper I want you

[vernal peak]

hello sfd, i really weant to play the darkl and dark game, it is on my brain for 40 minut now and i still cannt play in tghe dungeon. you promis all the ways, update in 30 minut maybe even 20 some time but you never put the update in 30 minute, this make me sad, i want im the duingojn! so many time you told now the update is ready but it never is.....

[torpid trail]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🅿️ 🇴 🇴 🅿️ 🇴 🇺 🇹 🇲 🇾 🅱️ 🇺 🇹 🇹 🌈

[tacit creek]

already have bis life after death ready to chuck at a timmy

[lucid crown]

um cheese cheesed burger

[vast knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/matthew-jump-dark-and-darker-dark-and-darker-fail-fail-jump-gif-27561242

[gentle steeple]

NO ELIMINATE A HOSTAGE

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[old current]

is the servers up?

[warped lintel]

wenegade waider uwu

[runic moth]

guys i just want you all to know me and dinglebeef are gonna go play expedition agartha now

[final monolith]

poop deck

[weak shale]

where servers wh y still down

[carmine void]

POOP YOURSELF SDF THEN SIT IN IT WHILE YOU REMOVE FISH FROM THE GAME THEN POOP YOURSELF A SECOND TIME

[coarse iron]

where are the mods ban the guy typing racial slur

[crimson goblet]

i mean atleast he can play his game

[thin marsh]

EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF EVERYONE SPAM TAG SDF

[lean palm]

IM IN LFG

[dreamy vine]

CAPTAIN WE NEED MORE SPAMMMMMMMM

[mystic eagle]

hello sfd, i really weant to play the darkl and dark game, it is on my brain for 40 minut now and i still cannt play in tghe dungeon. you promis all the ways, update in 30 minut maybe even 20 some time but you never put the update in 30 minute, this make me sad, i want im the duingojn! so many time you told now the update is ready but it never is.....

[ember fog]

let me in before i come pee and poop all over the floors of ironmace hq

[minor ledge]

20 minutes btw, and why did it start in 40 instead of imediatelly 0 logic

[weak shale]

we were told theyd be up 18 minutes ago whats the hold up

[graceful star]

nah fr

[keen trellis]

give that guy admin

[final monolith]

riperoni peperoni

[prisma hedge]

So lame this game with it updates on updates on patches on quick fixes never fails man. Sadge

[brazen pike]

its finally UP WOOO

[quiet flower]

CAPTAIN WE NEED MORE DINGLEBEEF

[pale violet]

after this long you would think we would just say like 2 hours if we think its gonna take one so we dont do things like this where we are 38/20 min where people are waiting to get in

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[humble blaze]

when season 10?

[stark cave]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[fading crater]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[upper kelp]

well indeed ;-;

[tender igloo]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[frozen olive]

🇴 🇷 🇩 🇪 🇷 🌋 🇴 🇳 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪
🇩 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇴 🇸 🌋 🇷 🇪 🇼 🅰️ 🇷 🇩 🇸

[pearl cairn]

FISH LIVE ?

[fierce wyvern]

You can’t patch a game for shit @proud copper get a new lead

[rose smelt]

are the servers back?

[thin marsh]

@proud copper

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[runic moth]

i sure hope SDF is in this chat and not actually fixing the game right now

[loud geyser]

you know i was trying to decide if i wanted to come bact for this wipe but i guess sdf made that choice for me.. cya

[vital basin]

why spam sdf though? wont make things go faster

[lapis nimbus]

And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. Dwarves farting fire, new they/them skins, and fighter buffs out the wazoo. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long dwarven fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"

He silently turned to me, removed his skin and whispered.. "My name is Dinglebeef"

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 ]

[zenith swan]

I remember when we could learn what SDF was doing based on his spotify listening on discord 🙁

[fallow pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft6gJCF-Ctk

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[brazen pike]

laying pipe to my toilet tonight

[floral monolith]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[nocturne gate]

can we replace that guy with sdf? maybe the updates will be faster!

[tawdry heron]

@hexed adder

[sweet herald]

servers not working for me?

[warm fable]

❤️

[final radish]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[thin marsh]

@proud copper

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[idle ledge]

baby girl
what's your name
lemme talk to you
let me buy you a draaaaaank...

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[radiant oxide]

🇲 🇪 🇯🇲 🇧 🇴 🇲 🇧 🅰️ 🇨 🇱 🅰️ 🇹 🇹

[tepid osprey]

Please don’t cuss, thanks 😊

[deep sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-fire-pegando-fogo-memes-bombaclaat-gif-18262086

[mystic eagle]

hello sfd, i really weant to play the darkl and dark game, it is on my brain for 40 minut now and i still cannt play in tghe dungeon. you promis all the ways, update in 30 minut maybe even 20 some time but you never put the update in 30 minute, this make me sad, i want im the duingojn! so many time you told now the update is ready but it never is.....

[vernal peak]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[vital basin]

https://tenor.com/view/where-are-the-turtles-gif-25423091

[whole carbon]

zugma fruit boy

[delicate anvil]

fuck

[brazen pike]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[spring edge]

The profoundest of thoughts cannot be conveyed clearly. They exist either as infinite expressions or a state of silence. All of which cause immense confusion. For Merleau-Ponty, consciousness is split between subjective being-for-itself and objective being-in-itself, taken from Heidegger. A dasein (being-by-itself) simply is (exists), and would be seen as a state of bad faith to Sartre due to his notion of existential freedom (despite him later conceding, of course, to Foucault showing the limits of freedom by the way of Power). Most people are like Shinji in some sense, a character who loses himself in a state of dasein (being-by-itself).

But Heidegger's Dasein (being-in-itself) is also opposed to dasein (being-by-itself), since Heidegger's dasein is aware of its own being (involvement/active participation with oneself), where all is understood in relations and our relationships with others. Sein is authentic being-in-itself whereas dasein is the unauthentic state of being. We become lost in dasein until the nothing (das nichts) claims us.

[dreamy vine]

CAPTAIN WE NEED MORE SPAMMMMMMMM

[quiet crest]

sdf yoinked all the money left(5$) and on the run XD

[wary rain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863537132887212042/1125865015623303168/attachment_2-1.gif

[final monolith]

failed to connect

[radiant oxide]

🇲 🇪 🇯🇲 🇧 🇴 🇲 🇧 🅰️ 🇨 🇱 🅰️ 🇹 🇹

[sullen sonnet]

WHAT THE TRUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[cosmic kelp]

"thats what I thought" is so tuff

[shy jolt]

[keen trellis]

I just restartd my pc and it let me log in I am in the goblin caves as we speak

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[turbid elbow]

what the devs lack in dev skills, they sure make up in communication & efficiency

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[final monolith]

cacou

[zinc olive]

You guys are acting like every update/big release on any game has been 100% smooth jesus christ how about you stop being babies and calm tf down for once

[mystic eagle]

I just restartd my pc and it let me log in I am in the goblin caves as we speak

[spring edge]

The profoundest of thoughts cannot be conveyed clearly. They exist either as infinite expressions or a state of silence. All of which cause immense confusion. For Merleau-Ponty, consciousness is split between subjective being-for-itself and objective being-in-itself, taken from Heidegger. A dasein (being-by-itself) simply is (exists), and would be seen as a state of bad faith to Sartre due to his notion of existential freedom (despite him later conceding, of course, to Foucault showing the limits of freedom by the way of Power). Most people are like Shinji in some sense, a character who loses himself in a state of dasein (being-by-itself).

But Heidegger's Dasein (being-in-itself) is also opposed to dasein (being-by-itself), since Heidegger's dasein is aware of its own being (involvement/active participation with oneself), where all is understood in relations and our relationships with others. Sein is authentic being-in-itself whereas dasein is the unauthentic state of being. We become lost in dasein until the nothing (das nichts) claims us.

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[meager parrot]

"Sometimes when the withdrawal hits really hard I strip down, close my eyes, and slap my buttocks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet on the dungeon floor. In that brief moment, I am whole again.

[full star]

I finally get back from work to login and can't play, HAHAHAHAHHAH. No, I am not surprised....

[floral monolith]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[cold sage]

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEE

[vital carbon]

been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[stuck vale]

🛡️ HOLD THE CONNECTING 🛡️

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[graceful star]

I just restartd my pc and it let me log in I am in the goblin caves as we speak

[wind salmon]

zabiore ciebie mala na wakacje do dubaju

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[queen wedge]

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇵 🇩🇮 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇱🇮 🇹 🇨 🇭

[cerulean charm]

can we fucking play?

[plucky python]

🦔🦔🦔

[mighty sparrow]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[nocturne gate]

sdf got the seasonal pass money and fled the country, good luck playing this game again...

[trim tundra]

@hexed adder make an announcement, dont make people wait aimlessly

[shy linden]

again delay sdf cooking

[thin marsh]

shut yo bi ahh up

[half ermine]

JUST GOT MY BARB TO LEVEL 20 LMFAOOOOO

[low mango]

Game is up ????

[tepid osprey]

Language

[agile shuttle]

[lean palm]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-jerry-tom-e-jerry-mouse-gnam-gif-15123486425933471953

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[humble blaze]

I mean, they've fucked up every wipe release since the playtests

[tardy cosmos]

@hexed adder some kinda update cmon please we love you

[fading crater]

cap

[zinc olive]

id rock yo shi

[zinc mountain]

[queen wedge]

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇵 🇩🇮 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇱🇮 🇹 🇨 🇭

[narrow adder]

20 min ?

[solar shadow]

[cerulean charm]

stfu

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[full star]

HAVE THEY EVER GOTTEN ONE SINGLE PATCH RIGHT?! EVER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[spring edge]

The profoundest of thoughts cannot be conveyed clearly. They exist either as infinite expressions or a state of silence. All of which cause immense confusion. For Merleau-Ponty, consciousness is split between subjective being-for-itself and objective being-in-itself, taken from Heidegger. A dasein (being-by-itself) simply is (exists), and would be seen as a state of bad faith to Sartre due to his notion of existential freedom (despite him later conceding, of course, to Foucault showing the limits of freedom by the way of Power). Most people are like Shinji in some sense, a character who loses himself in a state of dasein (being-by-itself).

But Heidegger's Dasein (being-in-itself) is also opposed to dasein (being-by-itself), since Heidegger's dasein is aware of its own being (involvement/active participation with oneself), where all is understood in relations and our relationships with others. Sein is authentic being-in-itself whereas dasein is the unauthentic state of being. We become lost in dasein until the nothing (das nichts) claims us.

[simple coral]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[vernal peak]

Players often feel like updates for Dark and Darker take forever — and there are a few real reasons behind that perception. It’s not just one thing, but a mix of technical challenges, communication issues, and the game’s unique situation:

🔧 1. Complex Development & Testing

Many of the “updates” aren’t tiny patches — they’re big overhauls that touch core systems, sometimes involving database migrations and server-side changes that must be done carefully to avoid breaking players’ progress. That kind of work naturally takes longer than a simple bugfix.

🧪 2. Limited Development Resources

Community discussions suggest the team at Ironmace feels small and stretched, which can slow down content creation and deployment. Frequent delays and missed internal timelines have frustrated players.

[fierce wyvern]

Not once has sdf had a smooth wipe launch; fucking deserves to have his game fail

[pearl cairn]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 🐟 🎣 🐠

[quaint brook]

Did they add a new class yet

[plucky python]

🦔🦔🦔

[queen rivet]

What

[bronze geyser]

@proud copper atleast let us know whats happening 20 min late no update. do better

[timber moon]

As a petite f3mb0y, I dont have a lot of time to play video games. Therefore, imagine my shock when I come home from a long day at the orphanage only to see that my favorite playtest is having issues. I am recently going through a divorce, and Dark and Darker has been my only solace in the recent days, but unfortunately its just starting to feel like the days are just getting darker and darker. I understand the Devs are trying their best and I dont want to be a downer, I just want to support the game as much as possible!Based on these assertions, I feel it's only fair that we extend the playtest an additional month, so that players like myself can have a fair shake at this one!

[oblique sun]

45 min later

[quiet flower]

I'm so ill chat I have to go get some sudafed and dayquil, don't dinglebeef without me please

[round birch]

nah

[crimson solstice]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[lean palm]

PUT IT IN MY MOUF @proud copper

[frail rivet]

20 mins turned into 40 nice ironhammer

[bitter hearth]

sdf

[tepid osprey]

gulp

[queen wedge]

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇵 🇩🇮 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇱🇮 🇹 🇨 🇭

[mystic eagle]

I just restartd my pc and it let me log in I am in the goblin caves as we speak

[upbeat scaffold]

Are servers up?

[patent crane]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-baby-ai-baby-laughing-ai-baby-baby-gif-17394836155970552795

[paper cliff]

w wipe

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[sleek yoke]

We demand red shards yall keep fucking this shit up dawg!

[pale violet]

please make an announcement

[tight cedar]

SDF OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T RESPECT OUR TIME

AND NEITHER DO WE

[plucky python]

🦔🦔🦔

[drowsy rover]

nt on wipe, could have beeen kool

[upper cedar]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 🐟 🎣 🐠

[graceful quiver]

@proud copper f @Graysun just give us the "sorry game making is hard msg" already so they stop crying

[fierce wyvern]

Not once has sdf had a smooth wipe launch; fucking deserves to have his game fail

[twilit comet]

why not let us play and rollback or some shit

[desert maple]

[frozen oasis]

got pregnant yet ?

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[thin marsh]

only thing thats getting rocked is ur sis lil bro

[coarse iron]

there has been at least 1 patch without delay

[full star]

@round birch I guess I do have to say that they are consistent!

[carmine void]

POOP YOUR PANTS SDF

[formal tundra]

🤘

[queen wedge]

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇵 🇩🇮 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇱🇮 🇹 🇨 🇭

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[glass pumice]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[silent carbon]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[final monolith]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

[warm fable]

who would have thought there will be bugs after adding so much stuff 🤯
PLAYERS IN SHOCK!!!

[zinc olive]

jokes on you i dont have one

[runic moth]

so i tried fishing and all i got was 6 dinglefish and a beef eel

[azure lark]

as if

[spring edge]

Muddled by language, socially-constructed concepts, and identities, dasein lingers in life, where all is defined by our identities, which are opposed to the "Other".

All is thus seen in the eye or Lacanian gaze of the Other, where our subconscious is structured like a language around the discourse of the Other.

Thus, Derridean desconstructionism (or the Heideggerian destruktion) was needed to combat dasein and get men back to Sein. For it was language, to Heidegger, that remained the master of man.

We constantly see ourselves as "a being" with distinct identity in relation to others instead of just "being" in this sense. We lose sein to dasein, understood only by our relations or relationships with others around us, distinct through socially constructed concepts and identities.

[plucky python]

🦔🦔🦔

[twilit comet]

finaly had hype fucked it up again

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[upper cedar]

🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 🐟 🎣 🐠

[queen wedge]

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇵 🇩🇮 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇲 🇴 🇳 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇱🇮 🇹 🇨 🇭

[nocturne gate]

20 mins and no further updates on when its going live, this dev team needs to go offline irl

[vernal peak]

🔧 1. Complex Development & Testing

Many of the “updates” aren’t tiny patches — they’re big overhauls that touch core systems, sometimes involving database migrations and server-side changes that must be done carefully to avoid breaking players’ progress. That kind of work naturally takes longer than a simple bugfix.

🧪 2. Limited Development Resources

Community discussions suggest the team at Ironmace feels small and stretched, which can slow down content creation and deployment. Frequent delays and missed internal timelines have frustrated players.

📡 3. Testing & Live Deployment Challenges

Deploying updates on live servers — especially with live data — leads to unexpected problems like configuration mismatches or data copying errors. Teams typically underestimate how many edge cases they'll hit until they try a rollout on production, which can extend downtime.

🧑‍💻 4. Communication & Expectations

Part of the “it takes so long” feeling is communication style — dev announcements sometimes promise a shorter downtime than actually happens, creating frustration when updates stretch past the estimated window.

🌐 5. Broader Game Situation

Dark and Darker has been through legal battles and platform changes (like removal and reinstatement from Steam) that disrupted normal development and distribution workflows. These complications still echo in how updates are planned and rolled out.

[thin marsh]

you will in 9 months lil bro

[fallen talon]

Please SDF!!! I need to go paly dark and darker and get a deathbloom!! It's the only comfortable toothpick I have used!!! please!!!

[mystic eagle]

atleast not from france

[mellow tartan]

Sdf is busy watching chat with popcorn

[cerulean ice]

why not it looks so tasty

[ember fog]

You're acting like this is a rare occurence, no this is every patch lol also its not that serious, just people bored and shitting around, no need to get your pants in such a twist over some stranger's complaints on a discord server

[final monolith]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

[pallid cairn]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[vocal socket]

My game won't launch is this ddos?

[spring edge]

Muddled by language, socially-constructed concepts, and identities, dasein lingers in life, where all is defined by our identities, which are opposed to the "Other".

All is thus seen in the eye or Lacanian gaze of the Other, where our subconscious is structured like a language around the discourse of the Other.

Thus, Derridean desconstructionism (or the Heideggerian destruktion) was needed to combat dasein and get men back to Sein. For it was language, to Heidegger, that remained the master of man.

We constantly see ourselves as "a being" with distinct identity in relation to others instead of just "being" in this sense. We lose sein to dasein, understood only by our relations or relationships with others around us, distinct through socially constructed concepts and identities.

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[runic moth]

successfully failed to connect

[silent carbon]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[prime depot]

🇮 🇸 🇷 🇦 🇪 🇱 🇸 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇸

[woven widget]

we are taking the piss rn sdf

[oblique horizon]

[mental ruin]

A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[crystal mortar]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[final monolith]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

[boreal warren]

an hour and a half since servers went down

[urban dawn]

sdf typing

[tight cedar]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[cunning fulcrum]

sdf typing

[median gulch]

sdf is typing

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[astral moon]

hes writinggg

[inland schooner]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tik-tok-meme-4

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[warm fable]

who would have thought there will be bugs after adding so much stuff
PLAYERS IN SHOCK!!! 🤯 🤯 🤯

[steel forge]

sdf typeing

[lusty maple]

why you ever expect different from these guys is beyond me

[fading crater]

kink shaming i'll nail a fish if i want to

[gleaming basin]

you do remember you have a game to update right

[sharp solstice]

sdf typing

[thin marsh]

Sdf is typing

[blazing bridge]

[fierce wyvern]

@proud copper A hemorrhagic stroke is a life-threatening emergency occurring when a weakened blood vessel in the brain bursts or leaks, causing bleeding (hemorrhage) that increases pressure, damages brain tissue, and deprives brain cells of oxygen. It accounts for roughly 13%–15% of all strokes and often results in high mortality or long-term disability.

[graceful star]

sdf is typing

[final monolith]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

[mild vine]

sdf typing

[brazen pike]

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[full star]

🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 ✅ 🇦 ✅ 🇨 🇱 🇪 🇦 🇳 ✅ 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[tight cedar]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[runic prawn]

sdf typing

[mint rune]

SDF IS TYPING GUYS

[unreal garnet]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[astral topaz]

sdf is typing

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[vernal peak]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[simple coral]

sdf typing... we about to know the true extent of maintenance

[spring edge]

And thus came the postmodern need to amalgamate alchemically with the Other since the Other was Us all along. Us became Them in this sense. All was linguistic maya or illusion, after all.

And with this, the world become one (as well as many, where silence and metanarratives met and where pluralisms could become monisms on a plane of immanence).

But this is all rather Hegelian, alchemical, and Gnostic forms of knowledge that seek edge closer to the unknowable noumenon. The All that was One thus becomes unknown, linked to the nothing and known as nothing (or silence), or the None by name. There is nothing more Other than the Outside, which is Impossible (both to Bataille and Rimbaud), lost in the poetics of language and all forms of intuitive, subconscious thought (Bergson or Schelling alike). Dasein, ruled by Logos, is deconstructed, but ultimately, makes numerous metanarratives, where there is no truth, but only endless interpretation, which as they spread, keep us trapped to a state of dasein (being-by-itself, e.g. contemporary identity or idPol being a primary example of this). Language and illusion forever lingers.

[weak shale]

can ANYONE give us some UPDATES

[runic moth]

Dinglebeef typing

[lunar juniper]

GOBLIN ON MY MIND
GOBLIN IN MY HIND

GOBLIN ON THE BRAIN
GOBLIN ON MY CANE

SLOBBIN GOBLIN
GOBLIN SLOBBIN

LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SLOB ON PAUL MAN

[queen rivet]

@proud copper let us hit and quit

[frozen olive]

The Hughes/McDonnell Douglas/Boeing AH-64 Apache is an American twin-turboshaft attack helicopter with a tailwheel-type landing gear and a tandem cockpit for a crew of two. Nose-mounted sensors help acquire targets and provide night vision. It carries a 30 mm (1.18 in) M230 chain gun under its forward fuselage and four hardpoints on stub-wing pylons for armament and stores, typically AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rocket pods. Redundant systems help it survive combat damage.

[umbral quest]

Oh boy I hope monk comes soon 😃

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[carmine void]

POOP YOUR PANTS SDF

[brazen pike]

[coarse iron]

anyone want to run some highguard before wipe

[final monolith]

oh shit he is typing

[void moth]

SDF IS TYPING

[full star]

🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 ✅ 🇦 ✅ 🇨 🇱 🇪 🇦 🇳 ✅ 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[runic prawn]

sdf typing

[summer tusk]

I'm disappointed with the game's development and I don't know if I should play it. the devs clearly shown they can't polish it to a place where it will be popular and fun again

[kindred briar]

SDF TYPING

[cloud urchin]

SDF I WANT TO TOUCH U

[surreal osprey]

🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[spring edge]

And thus came the postmodern need to amalgamate alchemically with the Other since the Other was Us all along. Us became Them in this sense. All was linguistic maya or illusion, after all.

And with this, the world become one (as well as many, where silence and metanarratives met and where pluralisms could become monisms on a plane of immanence).

But this is all rather Hegelian, alchemical, and Gnostic forms of knowledge that seek edge closer to the unknowable noumenon. The All that was One thus becomes unknown, linked to the nothing and known as nothing (or silence), or the None by name. There is nothing more Other than the Outside, which is Impossible (both to Bataille and Rimbaud), lost in the poetics of language and all forms of intuitive, subconscious thought (Bergson or Schelling alike). Dasein, ruled by Logos, is deconstructed, but ultimately, makes numerous metanarratives, where there is no truth, but only endless interpretation, which as they spread, keep us trapped to a state of dasein (being-by-itself, e.g. contemporary identity or idPol being a primary example of this). Language and illusion forever lingers.

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[paper cliff]

sdf i swear to god

[fickle tiger]

🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪 🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪 🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪 🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪

[tight vine]

🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 ✅ 🇦 ✅ 🇨 🇱 🇪 🇦 🇳 ✅ 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[light dragon]

This

[final monolith]

HE STOPPED TYPING

[weak shale]

SDF IS TYPING

[tardy cosmos]

[simple coral]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[ashen seal]

PAUL IS TYPING!

[fast flame]

PLEASEEE

[plucky python]

🦔🦔🦔

[vernal peak]

hello sfd, i really weant to play the darkl and dark game, it is on my brain for 40 minut now and i still cannt play in tghe dungeon. you promis all the ways, update in 30 minut maybe even 20 some time but you never put the update in 30 minute, this make me sad, i want im the duingojn! so many time you told now the update is ready but it never is.....

[wicked brook]

real hellen wong?

[fickle tiger]

🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪

[wraith gale]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[solar shadow]

typingh

[pale violet]

how silly of me to think i could play some before i had to go to work

[queen rivet]

@hexed adder Have my baby

[summer tusk]

👎 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎

[final monolith]

HE STOPPED TYPING

[untold mantle]

🐎

[mint rune]

guys, sdf is typing, listen up

[full star]

@light dragon I've been around since PT2, haven't played since earlier this wipe, but I swear...I don't think I've EVER seen a patch without a rollback.

[atomic bloom]

john pork is typing

[runic moth]

DELAY THE LINE!

[simple coral]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[loud shoal]

It's ok baby we are all suffering together

[dim veldt]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[crimson solstice]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[tight vine]

🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 ✅ 🇦 ✅ 🇨 🇱 🇪 🇦 🇳 ✅ 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[solar shadow]

typing

[summer tusk]

THANK U FOR UR MONEY WE CLOSING THE GAME!

[final monolith]

HE STOPPED TYPING

[azure lark]

🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[cloud urchin]

the realest

[waxen anvil]

Unfortunately, we have identified a critical issue that requires immediate attention.
As a result, the server will be taken offline for extended maintenance.

We expect the maintenance to last approximately 20 hours.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience while we work to resolve the issue.

Further updates will be provided as progress continues.

[full star]

🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 ✅ 🇦 ✅ 🇨 🇱 🇪 🇦 🇳 ✅ 🇵 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭

[shy sierra]

why not can she get double pregnant?

[spring edge]

+Feminism's "peaceable matriarchy" is a romantic dream of primitive innocence, based on a wishful, idealised view of human nature. Understanding denotion as defilement explicates her cybelian sensibilites, the telos of which desires a completely unconsolidated world. Undifferentiated. Unknowable. She implicates men as guilty of defiling beauty by analysing it, but aesthetics themselves are prior to all rational judgements. Beauty couldn't even be apprehended if it'd necessarily require insight into what made it beautiful. Femininity works against Apollonian expansiveness in order to preserve its own values, which are rooted in the local and the personal. It prefers the rustic simplicity of "grass huts" to the impersonal majesty of glass skyscrapers. Had civilization been left in female hands we would have never left the steppe. Liberation from the stagnant cycle of matriarchy - village life each day like the last - inaugurates the age of patriarchy: an ongoing chronicle of innovation and achievement, the giddy rush of runaway growth to stave off death - culminating in literal immortal legacy, the holy grail of Faustian man.

[tight cedar]

SDF TYPING HIS APOLOGY RN BET

[wooden root]

@hexed adder Can you fart down the mic for us?

[crimson solstice]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[simple coral]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🐟 🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫 🔥

[tepid osprey]

Let’s try not to use foul language, thanks 😊

[solar shadow]

scam@?

[final monolith]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

[slender basalt]

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷 🇪 🇸 🅰️ 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 ℹ️ 🇳 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇵 🇪 🇷 🇨 🅰️ 🇱 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇷

[covert oasis]

@sdf this is why ur game is dying

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g 🐒a

[hoary dock]

bro where i wipe

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[summer tusk]

FEET PICS OF SDF OR BOICOT!

[desert zinc]

Guys it works in blacksmith launcher. Not on steam

[fickle tiger]

🇭 🇴 🇱 🇩 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇱 🇮 🇳 🇪

[carmine void]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a LAKE to the ARENA. Add FISH to the LAKE. Make ARENA into a new mode called FISHING COMPETITION. THEN REMOVE IT BECAUSE FISHING IS CRINGE 🙅‍♂️ 🎣 🐟 POOP YOURSELF SDF

[left sigil]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[cunning fulcrum]

bro hit the typing bait

[vocal socket]

Bring back Paul

[crimson solstice]

🇩 🇴 🤤 🇳 🇴 🇹 🙅 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🫃 🇹 🇭 🇪 🔥 🇵 🇷 🇪 🇬 🇳 🅰️ 🇳 🇹
🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[surreal osprey]

https://klipy.com/gifs/discord-memes-6

[wise panther]

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[nocturne gate]

Sorry its going to be another 2 hours...

[crisp flicker]

lies

[covert oasis]

@proud copper this is why ur game is dying

[dull knot]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-senya-gif-26024901

[prime depot]

TRY AND STOP ME

[spring edge]

Feminism's "peaceable matriarchy" is a romantic dream of primitive innocence, based on a wishful, idealised view of human nature. Understanding denotion as defilement explicates her cybelian sensibilites, the telos of which desires a completely unconsolidated world. Undifferentiated. Unknowable. She implicates men as guilty of defiling beauty by analysing it, but aesthetics themselves are prior to all rational judgements. Beauty couldn't even be apprehended if it'd necessarily require insight into what made it beautiful. Femininity works against Apollonian expansiveness in order to preserve its own values, which are rooted in the local and the personal. It prefers the rustic simplicity of "grass huts" to the impersonal majesty of glass skyscrapers. Had civilization been left in female hands we would have never left the steppe. Liberation from the stagnant cycle of matriarchy - village life each day like the last - inaugurates the age of patriarchy: an ongoing chronicle of innovation and achievement, the giddy rush of runaway growth to stave off death - culminating in literal immortal legacy, the holy grail of Faustian man.

[carmine void]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a LAKE to the ARENA. Add FISH to the LAKE. Make ARENA into a new mode called FISHING COMPETITION. THEN REMOVE IT BECAUSE FISHING IS CRINGE 🙅‍♂️ 🎣 🐟 POOP YOURSELF SDF

[waxen anvil]

Unfortunately, we have identified a critical issue that requires immediate attention.
As a result, the server will be taken offline for extended maintenance.

We expect the maintenance to last approximately 20 hours.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience while we work to resolve the issue.

Further updates will be provided as progress continues.

[tepid osprey]

Let’s try to calm it down a little, thanks 😊

[surreal osprey]

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🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳

[fiery aspen]

I am TIRED of all the delays... DONT come to gobby caves tomorrow, youve been warned 🤬

[graceful star]

yes ban them all

[vocal drum]

gg im gonna quit this wipe

[quiet flower]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[left sigil]

DINGLEAPEBEEF

[novel meteor]

AHHAHH

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[mellow tartan]

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $

Italy: 0,17 $

Germany: 0,19 $

United Kingdom: 0,22 $

USA: 0,18 $

Canada: 0,18 $

Japan: 0,18 $

Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.

[swift coral]

based

[carmine void]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a LAKE to the ARENA. Add FISH to the LAKE. Make ARENA into a new mode called FISHING COMPETITION. THEN REMOVE IT BECAUSE FISHING IS CRINGE 🙅‍♂️ 🎣 🐟 POOP YOURSELF SDF

[fresh vigil]

🇫 🇦 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹

[uneven fulcrum]

gg exploiters

[wraith gale]

🇮 🤤 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇪🇩 🐟 🇫 🇮 🇸 🇭 🔥

[cloud flower]

Does this go for streamers too @proud copper Hmmm?

[oblique horizon]

JUST ROLL BACK WHAT?

[hoary dock]

you think imma let that happen gang? </3

[left sigil]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[drowsy rover]

sdf whth i wnt to play naowwwwwwwww

[twilit umbra]

what exploit?

[coarse iron]

guys who exploited? this is all your fault 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

[keen trellis]

🇩 🇮 🇳 🇬 🇱 🇪 🇧 🇪 🇪 🇫

[fallen blade]

ok but are the servers up now or not?

[radiant oxide]

u sound like a rogue player

[summer tusk]

NOW THE PLAYERS HAVE THE FAULT OF CANT POLISH THE FCKING GAME NOOB DEV!

[wispy lotus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[carmine pelican]

can we game now ?

[craggy cove]

W SDF W SDF W SDF

[knotty radish]

HAHAHAHA

[carmine void]

REMOVE the MOBS from the ARENA. Add a LAKE to the ARENA. Add FISH to the LAKE. Make ARENA into a new mode called FISHING COMPETITION. THEN REMOVE IT BECAUSE FISHING IS CRINGE 🙅‍♂️ 🎣 🐟 POOP YOURSELF SDF

[fast flame]

IS IT UP?

[errant isle]

rip streamers lol

[idle ledge]

whats the exploit someone tell me so i make sure not to do it

[jade dome]

deserved

[dim veldt]

Let’s try not to use foul language, thanks 😊

[hexed goblet]

okay so whats the friggin exploit

[final monolith]

which bug are they talking about anyways

[latent gulch]

hahaha all the cheaters that got banned responding with clown emotes

[sweet stone]

what was the bug?

[azure lark]

@proud copper 🐒 u 🐒g 🐒a 🐒u🐒g🐒a 🐒u 🐒g

[quiet flower]

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[sage hazel]

banning the whole playerbase LOOOL

[drowsy rover]

nt on season, i guess iwait for s9

[lusty maple]

so uhh any update tho?

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-jonah-and-alex-gif-10236473324613230715

[stable minnow]

W Exploit Enforcement Notice

[fresh vigil]

They made portals invisible. They updated the Map with a Legend but still dont show name of rooms on map. STUPID