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DWARF IS A RACE IN GAME NOW!!!
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i just got in as well, try restarting boys
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THESE DEVS DIDNT WANT TO ADMIT THAT THEY WEREN'T PREPARED FOR WIPE AND WERE SCARED TO 'DELAY' FOR ANOTHER HOUR SO THEY'RE DOING THIS TO BUY THEMSELVES TIME
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sdf bro what the fuck
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And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
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-10 movement speed for DWARFS LOL
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SO? CAN SOMEONE TELL US?????
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thanks sdf
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SO? CAN SOMEONE TELL US?????
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Damn 30 min of connecting
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Anyone else still having trouble connecting?
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werew iiiiiin
REWIPE
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shit game
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does file verification help?
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been 6 hours without Dark and Darker, I canโt stop shaking and Iโm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Dark and Darker but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldnโt go to school today. I am nothing without Dark and Darker, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Dark and Darker, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don't know what to do. Dark and Darker can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is very amazing and I can't lose it. Dark and Darker is my life.
Guys, I don't know how much longer I can last. It's been six agonizing hours of server maintenance, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm starting to see pixels in my sleep, and the only thing keeping me tethered to this mortal coil is the thought of returning to my beloved game.
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IM IN
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hard cap
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how to redeem rank rewards?
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me and my friend in queueing crypts
i swear
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DO NOT REDEEM
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im in
You lie
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Why did chat die
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mods put on slow mode lol
everyone is in the dungeon bruh
They gaming meow
They're silencing us! They enabled slow mode!
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wow this feels good
Did it come out
little sad clowns
let me in the game pls
guys are you reading these new abilities? some of them are insane
Oh im in
Im innnnnn at last
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I got in
Restart your game
see i no lie
WHIRLWIND ABILITY IS INSANE
when is wipe?
Fuq I canโt join
they are lol
does disarm throw their weapon on the floor or does it force them to sheathe?
connecting for 30mins already
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fastest dark and darker update
repoze is in
theyre aiming to break their record of 3 day patch delay
So Why did they Remove gear again
RESTART YOUR GAME TO JOIN!
why not
REWIPE
restart once more
cause you don't deserve it
its sheathe for sure
RESTART YOUR GAME TO JOIN!
RESTART YOUR GAME TO JOIN! no joke
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Ok let me try
anti cheat error nice
On steam it gets stuck
So Chinese gold farmers can buy it cheap and when it rerolls they will earn
hopefully
they cant swing for 1 sec
is wiz or sorcerer better?
ohhhhh damn
Reload mines working
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did anyones anti cheat give an error?
No u cheater
RESTART COMPUTER TO PLAY
no i dont cheat
it just told me to restart
nice game, bought cosmetic bundle, and it took my red shards, but didnt give me my stuff ๐ @hexed adder
Patience
I am not cheating in first day of wipe
Skull Spliter passive ability on Barb: When you hit a target with a headshot he bleeds 20 phs dmg over 5 seconds ๐ ๐ ๐
BOWSER FART IN DARK AND DARKER???
whoever is i hope they have to buy new ddr5 ram
its only trios now???? wtf? game is ruined again
BROOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WEEK 1 QUESTS AND WORKSHOP ISNT OUT YET YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE
the reward skin is aweasome!
its not bro what are u on
GUYS BLOCKING WITH SHIELDS DO NOT WORK
anyone getting in yet?
yes it does
You are on the PvE tab. switch to "Normal Campaign" theres solo/duo/trio
where is the quiver we were promised?
hello when im connecting i have 0/0 character slot and then connection terminated abnormally
Goblin labia buff?!!?
diabolical
GO PLAY WOW FRUIT CUP
they have connectivity problems, check announcement they are working on it
DARK AND DARKER BOWSWER FART UPDATE LETS GO
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jusdt reopen ur game
IM INNNN
im in as well
I LOGGED IN TO FIND ALL MY BLUESTONE AND REDSTONE SHARDS GONE!!!!!! WTF IRONMACE
Damnit I'm late
all the new moduals seem empty?
OVER 40 DOLLARS IN REDSTONE SHARDS JUST GONE
wow arent you the cleverest cookie!
Lmfao
im too stupid i could never figure it out!
where can I claim S7 rewards?
good one bro
why i get kick when go in red loolay
number one?
Can the update be downloaded?
PATCH 6.9 ALL OVER AGAIN L PATCH IM LOVES KILLING THEIR OWN GAME.
matchmaking faileed on eu?
what are you on about son
wipe jus dropped and im first to kill troll
I'm stuck in an infinite loop of reconnecting to game after trying to play ruins. Guess I'll have to wait for the game to timeout
Anyone else get the dwarf skin? Thing is over 10 bucks and gives you -10 movespeed. insane
matchmaking failed. please try again.
Eu is down??
get better bait bro im hopping on dark
yhea i think so
no its not im playing rn
cant find match on EU Central
it is basically down matchmaking failed. please try again.
just change server and then change it back
dark cuirass actually dark wow
Wtf is this wipe
still cuirASS tho
oh i came in now in eu
the FOV is crazy zoomed in now JSYK
Why do so many people post clown reactions whenever there is an announcement? Am I missing something?

Everyone here is miserable and has nothing else to do in life so they shit on the devs 24/7
broder what I have to play pve first
talking to air bro find a hobby maybe?
how u know
Genuine chuds, this season is looking incredible
open your eyes lol
Fuck yeah dude Iโm really excited. Canโt wait to get off work
buff chaotic discord
where is the auto sort?
goes to gobling caves red portal and get teleported to lobby,,,,
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Restarting the game will fix Seasonal Pack not appearing
Thatโs what I was thinking too.. feels likes itโs just a jobless horde of Reddit shutins (the joblesss lot not every day redditors) thinking theyโre part of some cool club
Graysunnnnnnnnnnnn
im playing? ALSO BLUESTONE AND REDSTONE SHARDS ARE COMPLETELY MISSING
That Reddit part is spot on. Donโt ever go to this games page in Reddit.
Wait. Is there actually an auto-sort function implemented? Can anybody confirm that is on the game?

how to get red shards back @hexed adder spent 10 didnt get anything.
why cantt i go down in ruins?
Restart your game
Lmao
Why dwarfs slow?
i still cant get in the game ):
are the servers fixed?
Those that mean I can hide in small spots
Crazy baiter
restart client i finally got in after restart
Restart PC
got in first try gg lol
Why is goblin caves locked? tf
guys, hows the quiver?
severe bug spotted, expect a rollback
HOW DO WE GET RANKED REWARDS
im on steam, did a full restart of both and ran in admin mode. gonna try restarting pc next pray for me
i just got a legendary ruby :3
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They quick renting a few servers to deal with the massive pop
LMAOOOOO
anyone saying they are playing the game are just rage baiting
WHEN WILL WE EVER MAKE A ROTATE BUTTON?????
were in check twitch
nothing else to do huh
i mean its not rage bait im playing level 5 using disarm on fighter shit is just not balanced
sdf never made an announcment
no lol
Anyone know swhy the goblin caves is locked?
Failed to prepair update.
i did bro, got scammed.
How do you unlock the other norm dungeons?
I have my restone shards they're capping
just got done with a forgotten castle so idk what you on about
watching a stream of someone playing rn
Read like a little tiny bit of the patch notes. Ik it's long you could copy and paste them into chatgpt and have it read them out loud if that helps.
give the same love to the rest of the classes and ill b in love again
ive found 2 already this game is so bad
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WHEN WILL WE EVER MAKE A ROTATE BUTTON @hexed adder @proud copper @neon lynx
oh its downloading
If you read the patch notes your question is answered
hopefully never
the conection thing was solved???
do you think we will reach a playercount of 20k? I wont play until then cause idk if it is worth it or not
They may call it Forgotten Castle.. But i remember it vividly ๐ฌ
there was a patch in apogea today it was instant lol
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13k
i dont think so... nobody know that the wipe is poggers like this
Thank you guys for the help regarding a simple question. I did read it but as it is very long, I don't remember everything. Would be nice if someone could give me a straight answer explaining why the goblin caves is locked. ty
yeah restart we just flooded it
How do you unlock the other maps that aren't pve?
error 21.... yey
oof I am studying to get into medschool idk if I should get on
you do you!
It's all in the patch notes big dog.
think u have to unlock it by earning points by playing other dungeons or something
Than you need a reading comprehension larger than that of 4th grader
I see I thought only HR was locked behind AppIII
SDF TYPING
On your deathbed are you going to remember medschool or playing the launch of Dark and Darker EA Season 8?
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Game work
Thanks!
GRAYSUN TYPING
ITS UP
Games dead patch 6.9 repeat. Devs need to go to rehab
That or gold I don't remember which
ye bro, ty. Will take your message into consideration, with that sonic profile pic of yours
Servers fixed yet???
mommy!
so true
Hopefully you do
If you guys did not fuck up the game yet again. I'd like the drugs you are smoking
no way bro just typed to respond to my message
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i keep getting the ironshield update to the latest version shit and i keep verifying my game but not letting me play. whatsup???
WHAT :BARF:
anyone in the game yet?
frost mountain, blue maelstrom and goblin caves all need 1k gold to unlock
....why
disgusting
only for pve mode
onmly 1k for pve
oh
LOL i dont play pve
you cannot make this shit up
another delay? XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
idk i got like 2-300 in a run so thats not bad
TRUE LOL MY BAD
what a joke
LMFAO
What did you guys expect? that there will be no bugs?
BRUH
not one season has been released properly in the entire lifespan of this game ๐ญ
a joke of a dev team as always idk why i ever have hope
dont buy skins guys you dont get anything.
I swear this game has more downtime than uptime
Why are yall even surprised, this happens every time
i was saying
sdf finally made a real patch and a real update, lets see if he fumbles. Hes basically All in now.
We are in the ENDGAME NOW
so far its going....... not so well.
Itโs 20 minutes
Guys was there an auto-sort function added to stash etc? i saw people talking about it
everybody complaining rn gotta be unemployed and in moms basement

oh 20 min
what was the bug lmao
womp

or just off today lol
Has anyone made a SPT-like mod for this game yet?
aint no way theres a dupe already
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DON"T CALL ME OUT RN WTHHHH
lmaoo
So laggy insane
bruh wtf
I swear this game has more haters than fans
my first game was so good
BANKAI
HOLD THE LINE !!!!!!!!!!!
Whats the bug this time then
sdf finally made a real patch and a real update, lets see if he fumbles. Hes basically All in now.
We are in the ENDGAME NOW
sdf finally made a real patch and a real update, lets see if he fumbles. Hes basically All in now.
We are in the ENDGAME NOW
sdf finally made a real patch and a real update, lets see if he fumbles. Hes basically All in now.
We are in the ENDGAME NOW
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burst of fire emote goes HARD
Looooooool
Guys just go touch grass lol
yea cause a lot of fans turned into haters after the cold streak of patches sdfs been on
insta kill headshot with purple halberd a barb xD
10 hours of downtime to fix stuff -> finds critical error in the first 10 minutes of being live
Fps in crypts horrible
whats the issue?
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ARE THESE GUYS FOR REAL
Did we expect anything less than 4 bug fix updates lmfao incompetent dev team
Hopefully by the time I get out of work, yall found some good ass exploits
job applications dont have downtime you guys should check those out
its cool i gotta take a number 2 anyways so 20 mins is about perfect
SERVER MAINTENANCE IN 40 MINS?!?!
@proud copper YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS BROTHER WHAT THE FUCKKKK
THESE DEVS ARE INCOMPITENT
i dont think anyone is gonna pay 1000gs to go into blue maelstorm, and not only that only 10k players online on wipeday after major content, game is cooked
guys i just got on excited to play after months and now maintenance after a few minutes of being up? well ill try again in another few months
WE ARE WAITING 40 MINUTES SO WE CAN UPDATE 20 MINUTES
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the critical issue is probably no mobs no chests in new modules
ahh classic patch day aint it
whats the criticalk issue tho ? why is everyone here so absolutely brain rotten
everybody knows patch day is the day after patch day
How long does diaarm last?
deathmatch mode....
That's fucking funny, I can't lie.
Curse of Pain with TM is still 8 HEALTH ? Wtf ?!
i thought that mod was strange
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The thing is that the haters have thousands of hours and play every day. I seen a guy in here saying all this stuff like the game is irredeemably bad and then a day later when I was looking for teams in here, heโs playing and streaming his game and has a juicer inventory.
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called it
Hey does this season have the thing where players can controll mobs???
I'me xcited..
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We finally have the damn quiver
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Yes and theyโve added more mobs you can take over
What is TEST SERVERS made for ?
omfg L ironmace
why are we waiting 40 minutes for a 20 minute update...
okay guys do we know what the bug is im playing bingo and if its redstone or something gamebreaking i need it for my board
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Is it really a problem? Iโve never been killed by a Faustian bargain before.
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Testing goblin birth
learn to read
6K people were playing there game for a little
glad to see NOTHING has changed
For trios what do ya think is gonna be metab
cause some people are in game and going down 3 layers doens take ten minutes? @past remnant
yeah when u are bossin and they charge in
Game's dead simple as. @proud copper and @hexed adder Running away with bag, whilst they smash open their bottle of lightning. Never in my life have I seen as incompetent devs as these manlets.
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testing goblin Girth
the wipe JUST started, fuck the ones in the dungeons just restart lmao
how do you have the same issues 2 years later, every update gets pushed back 20 times. shameful
I havenโt bossed for a while. You might have a point.
i cant fight to fist fright dwarves
delay number two is INVITVTABLE
the maintenance is already on going, 20 mins until its over, other people have 40 mins in their game, its not in 40 minutes, learn to read like I said
can't even queue into a game lol
can we all cry some more please
there is empty rooms with no mobs thats probably not right
Wtf did you guys do to casters? Wizard is now a troll class. Joke of a dev team
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whats the critcal issue they identified?
gv is unplayple cus that shit they just group coblins and come ruin ur boss run
Ya servers down for maintenance. They found a critical bug
OFFLINE PVE

lets do it togheter
they made goblins too girthy
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idk why i was even surprised
everyone already is
One of many to come the next two days
just reinstalled the game to play and its already down for maintence. classic
Why was adventure HR added and then removed?
And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
literally says nowhere in the message that the maintenance has started. They never work on the servers while people are still in dungeon, learn to read
Isn't -10 ms on the new skin like, the worst and most out of touch thing they could have done given the less movespeed and agi curve nerfs?
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"will be entering maintenance immediately"
What's the player count?
sdf just playing with our butts
the skin is a literal dwarf lol it's tiny
what was the critical issue lol
6.5k
Yeah lol. Always happens. They say itโs only going to take 20 minutes. Hopefully thatโs correct.
5k
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it was 10k
Deepwoken soloing dark and darker rn
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And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
does that matter ?
why do i have to buy the maps ๐ญ
complain or argue if you have a learning disability
yea 10k a big number
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also no highroller rewards tf
Cuddle me, a cactus
In the announcement it also says 40 minutes gng lmfao quit finding things to cry ab
Region unavailable finna make me crashout
wheres my rank rewards from last season?
10k is a big number for a 3 year released game nice
again deay
glad i stopped playing this shit gng. every time i see a notification its a fucking joke.
So is good? just arrive from work didnt expect that they will have critical issues again since they have a test server already LMAO!
they will always find something to cry about
where does one get arcane essence?
FIX DRUID WHILE GAME IS DOWN
I want answers NOW. Wizard has low cast speed, low damage, can't kite anymore, and fighters now have silence. ANSWERS FROM IM NOW
JK u right
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quests
you must measure the girth of the goblin
And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
DUNGEON IS SO EMPTY, WHERE THE PEOPLE AT
paul wouldnt have done this
all you people do is complain, do find a real hobby other than bitching, you soulless husks of "people"
from killing modded magic mobs like Necromancers
unemployed impossible
what are you talking about lol youre just spouting bullshit now. people can point out things that dont make sense
this dude gets it
Got one off an elite in gold key room
WWWWWWWWWW
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Is that not what u just did when you typed this out
absolute trash devs
CRITICAL ISSUES AGAIN OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH THIS GAME
you must be new here, these devs dont deserve anything other than shit talk
anyone know why i cant claim my dlc that my friend gifted me?
this shit is hilarious
Why are you guys playing the game if you hate it and the devs so much
THE FACT THEY THINK THEY DESERVE 15 DOLLARS FOR ASSET FLIPS IS INSANE
IM NOT I WILL NOT PLAY IT FUCK THIS SHIT
I love how "you must be new" posters are always new lmfao
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so they dont have like one guy testing this crap before they ship it live? all the new modules have zero loot and zero mobs....like guys
why do they say 20 min while the game itself says 49 min
why are they selling consumable items lol
It's going to be a LONG season.. I think it's looking good EXCEPT the map unlocking and blues being ON the map.. I like the idea of having AP from Norms but the lack of blues is problematic to say the very least.
Word, me neither. I'm playing anime adventures on roblox rn and it seems like a lot more fun than whatevers going on in here
Game's dead simple as. @proud copper and @hexed adder Running away with bag, whilst they smash open their bottle of lightning. Never in my life have I seen as incompetent devs as these manlets.
the game idea has so much potential but the "devs" need to pass the game to somone else
its really incredible people are even here typing into the discord if they hate the game. seems odd
fr
no amount of torture would get this information out of me
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? I have been here for a couple years lmao
Because the game has so much potential
Theres a lot of other similar games in development right now, I played some of the playtests and they were good
bro anime adventures is goated Dx
september 2025 kek
anyone know why i cant claim my dlc that my friend gifted me?
for people under the age of 16 perhaps
not playing this game until they sell the game to other company this devs are a joke and also the community that supports them they are guilty too !
That's fine
I have been here since start of 2023. Yes the devs suck but they are our devs
thats when I rejoined the discord lmao nice job buddy
every time lol
WHAT WAS THE CRITICAL ISSUE
you're weird, leave the discord you little chud
FortifieDude
im a grown man with a job the grind is fun in anime adventures if you like gacha its a 10/10 game
people who type are people who love the game but are being brought to hate it due to incompetence. if you've been around you know that not a single wipe happened on schedule in 4 whole years
okay there G. I. Gurdjieff
i felt it on my bum
is this not like the 3 dang wipe that the servers are repeatedly down for the first day
I'm sayin, it's very fun to play while doing other stuff too
grown man and like gacha arent things which should be in the same sentence
probably a water map enjoyer LMAO
just say you are broke XD
"our devs" parasocial behavior
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
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WHATS THE CRITICAL ISSUE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF @proud copper , @hexed adder @neon lynx MORE DETAILS = GOOD. LESS DETAILS = BAD. I WANNA SEE BLOODSHED
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Game's dead simple as. @proud copper and @hexed adder Running away with bag, whilst they smash open their bottle of lightning. Never in my life have I seen as incompetent devs as these manlets.
definitely not but im not sitting here wasting my own time by complaining. You. Are. Weird.
Graysun did this
Graysun did this
And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"

Oh hotfix already? That was fast
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Graysun did this
CMON SELL THE GAME ALREADY WE DESERVE BETTER
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iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
Deepwoken has a higher average playercount than this game :3
"server region is unavailable"
And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
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whats the critical issue?
iron hammer are you seriously?...
...who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?
many spidrer. Hundreds spideer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a vase.? This is doesnt sense.......
remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im keel to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he jar, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.
Not enough ram i guess
"server region is unavailable"
They accidentally added jiggle physics to the female AND male dwarves
i gaurentee the 12000 people that were just on is going to turn into 6000 now that the servers have gone back down
Dedidaded WAM
LOL I FRAUSTIAN BARGAINED AND WAS JUST A DEAD SKELETON
This is the only game I have played where people will "quit" but hang around the discord and steam discussions for 3 years and whine about the state of the game ๐
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so anyone seen this arcane powder stuff ????
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I can't wait to play my favorite game, Dark and Darker by IronMace today. I'm so glad that the update occurred at midnight and is likely released now that I'm awake and ready to enjoy it! I hope nothing major impedes my exciting expeditions into the goblin caves, I can't wait!
Keys?
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Oh shit I forgot I have that game
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you just dont know ball then. destiny 2 is THE game for this
Got to play 1 raid before this happened lmao
its dropped by undead enemies I think
I found 1 in the only game I was able to play before this emergency maintenance
This. but have seen tarkov community??
yes im 1 of them why the fuck they develop a test sever and why they keep having this issues. incredible!
REGIO IS NOT AVAILABLE
Yall are insufferable, smfh. Get a grip or leave bro
Game crashes when you go red
I was gonna hop on to look at the new map but I think I ought not to lol
game servers down uf
did they talk about an idea on how to fix the split up playerbase with all these maps and modes?
It doesn't I just killed ghost king
stop annoying ppl dude u wasting ur time ttrying to suck the devs we dont care ur opinion u are a minory
WAHHHHH WAHHHH SERVER DOWN ON A WEEKDAYT WAHHHH NO JOB WAAHHH
where do i sell gems and the other stuff?
god if only
as someone who mainly plays the test server I DONT FKING KNOW. they just wiped all our artifacts 2 days ago out of the blue for no reason AND WE STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THE NEW UPDATE ON TEST.
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u gotta move to proc spawning bru
And there I was, naked and alone. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
yeah but the decided not to do it because it would cause more harm then good so HR pve was the one that got pulled instead
CRINGE
ADDRESS WIZARD NOW. INEXCUSABLE CASTER NERFS.
i cooka da meatball
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ayyee im fuckin mario !
YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SECRET BONUS 3RD DELAY
why tho? most lobbies were dead
Thats kind of a shame because I would totally play this game more if it had a tarkov style pve mode
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barb and barber again
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yall you can whinge and not spam
so is it going into maintance in 30 min or is it down rn?
wanted to play the game again we got a maintc instantly deleted this bs
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Tarkov pve sucks fucking balls itโs awful without spt
why hasnt inventory size been increased ever? dont understand why we get like 7 items we get to make it out of the dungeon with
alwaays be since the 80% of players are barbarian and love water map and the 80% are just 1000 players the minory LMAO
Time for arc raiders!!!!!!
you guys know what game doesnt have these bad problems the midnight walkers HOP ON
This is so true that it got me to play pvp tarkov again lmao. The AI is so pathetic in pve
wait how long until its back up again
New deadlock hero!
so glad i have arc raiders now
that game looks like hot dog water ngl
anyway yea i was going to play with my partner, the delay is unfortunate and its kind of silly how often this stuff seemingly happens
do better
they dont even know. theyre always wrong anyways so cant even take the predicts at face value
its literally a crude copy of this game get a grip griefer
i think they backed down due the back lash from the removal of solo/duo that one time so they are a little hesitant on cutting modes now which imo is a good thing because i quit for a year over it
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I was you at one point then I did all the content in two weeks ๐
look at the player count dude not many people hanging around
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its 11 on a weekday
haha at least its up and running coper xD
LMAO IKR ive been sitting in lobby watching it
LOOK GUYS THIS A WATER MAP ENJOYER HE MUST BE BAN TOO WHEN DEVS SELL THE GAME
people have work/school
Whatโs the player count??
yet they are here whining about player counts on a game they haven't booted up in at least 6 months
I mean people want the game to be good. Itโs not their fault this game has game dev malpractice in it
50k
no matter the day, when seasons 3, 4 and 5 came around it was 25k+ on launch
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like 8k
11k before they announced their maintenance and took it down immediately. now its like 4
I dont care what anyone says i love dark and darker and i will always play it.
you know what I do when I don't like a game? I stop playing it
I don't cry on the internet until they change it to suit me
wagt
Oh we might be cooked.
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bro you are coping SO HARD right now... just relax and watch as sdf tittydiggles you for months
this games still alive? lol
Game's dead simple as. @sdf and @Graysun Running away with bag, whilst they smash open their bottle of lightning. Never in my life have I seen as incompetent devs as these manlets.
Oh, SDF. The man, the myth, the guy who apparently designs maps by throwing assets into a blender and seeing where they land.
We need to talk about the Ruins (Moon map) and specifically that absolute claustrophobic fever dream the community calls the "Kitchen." It is truly a masterclass in hostile user experience.
i saw 13k like 30 min ago
i've played midnight walkers. its literally a reskin of this game with a few tweaks to the main mechanics and sloppy skill ceillings
well got one game it was fun
Not bad not bad
it was 13k before maintenance
no
wait what
I have been here since PT1, I still enjoy the game
If i didn't, I would play something else instead...because I am not a knuckledragging troglodyte
The critical issue is probably how you get jigglefucked in place for 5 seconds at a time to die, you know, something they FIXED a year ago and now brought back lol.
Guys I think we should just be happy and patient ๐ it'll be fun when it's released:) and work ๐
6k players online rn 10 K 24 hours peak
It feels like SDF woke up one day, downed three energy drinks, and decided, "You know what this high-stakes PvP dungeon needs? An exorbitant amount of indestructible pots and pans that stop a plate-wearing Fighter dead in his tracks."
The collision geometry in the Kitchen isn't a bug; itโs a personal insult. You have created a room where a legendary hero, clad in demon armor, can slay a Troll but is defeated by a wooden stool that refuses to move an inch.
I think we will sit at 15k when us people with jobs get off work this afternoon
It's REALLY easy guys, just play something else
som1 listen to this guy he's onto smthg
YOU ARE GUILTY FOR YOUR CONDESCENSION TOWARDS THE DEVELOPERS AND YOUR RIDICULOUS IDEAS ABOUT A WATER MAP.
the gear system is the one thing sdf didnt need to touch and he makes it ASS again
They didnt use THEIR TEST SERVER they didnt TEST THEMSELVES we got 20 minutes of gameplay before the servers went down AFTER A 12 HOUR PATCH HOLY SHT
I thought SDF was bad in season 2 lol
Prob hit 25k this weekend hopefully
Whoever was talking about no games similar to this, try joining the next Expedition: into darkness playtest. From what I remember it was really fun and had a lot of potential
they deserve every ounch of hate they get
any druid mains tried the dudu boy since the patch? how is it?
And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get free candy, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
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SDF looked at the fluid mechanics and decided that water shouldn't just make you wet; it should actively try to kill you. Falling into the dark water (the void) or the frozen river isn't an environmental hazard; it's just a tedious way to lose health while moving at the speed of a snail in molasses.
The Mechanic: "Oh, you wanted to rotate? Too bad. Enjoy this movement speed penalty while a crossbow skeleton turns you into a pincushion."
Who's actually falling for this update?
what is the critical error?>
Base stats on gear werenb't a problem at all. squire gear feels like actual trash again, gj.
i didnt even make it to the pregnant goblin lair....
when we gonna see moon map?
@proud copper really hope you nerf fighter you gave them way too much with them being the most picked class already
Never change Ironmace lmao
Extended maintinance yet again... Will they ever learn?
So when is maintenance?
the critical error is still believing ts is gonna be on schedule for once
that's how it's supposed to be lol, you didn't see partychips vid?
im actually interested. druid and sorc buffs finally and removed the damn transformation limit
YES MAN THEY ARE LIEK THE MINORY OF THE COMMUNITY WITH WEIRD IDEAS PLAYING 24/7 AND WITH SDF "VISION
20 mins ish
Give them some limitations holy.
so how are the changes?
The Water Map is where fun goes to freeze to death. It is a map designed for people who think Skyrim was too fast-paced and wished Dark Souls had more waiting periods.
If I wanted to be cold, wet, surrounded by angry locals, and waiting for a boat thatโs running late, Iโd just move to Venice.
love it
Right? Sorc still has no perk options aside from dual spell
No, I'd rather actually play games and enjoy my time, not watch streamers.
CLICK HERE TO REDEEM THE YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD 
the real question is are they gonna hold at least 10k players until next wipe, if not its looking spooky for ironmace
bro its obvious SDF swapped over to a fighter main for the last year.
How does it make sense that some regions are live and others are not?
Letโs be real: The "Water Map" isn't a level. Itโs a confession. It is SDF admitting that he doesn't know how to create tension through gameplay, so he decided to create tension through sheer, unmitigated annoyance.
100% its like devs feel drowning in their ideas
unplayable
I DONT GET IT JUST LET US PLAY
Sorc got nerfed heavy, along with all other spellcasters. Wym? the 0.2 second cooldown/casting reductions on a few spells?
predicited players this wipe is 5-7k each wipe we've lost around 5-10k
Like I said, YOUTUBE video, squire doesn't need to be strong AF
skill issue
Did SDF fall asleep on his keyboard while designing the mob density? The sheer volume of trash mobs in this map is actually embarrassing. Itโs not "challenging"; itโs Janitor Simulator 2026. You don't play this map to fight players. You play this map to hold left-click on a skeleton's forehead for 25 minutes until your mouse breaks.
The Reality: You walk into a room, and 14 Kobolds, 3 Archers, and a Giant aggro you instantly. Thatโs not a dungeon; thatโs a mosh pit at a retirement home for the undead. It is lazy, artificial difficulty at its absolute peak.
So a critical issue. Nuke your launch what is it..
druid did not get buffed bro. they gutted the one thing it had left then threw in some tuning. anyone who dies to a druid now and complains is just bad at the game.
AT LEAST LET ME PLAY ON FINAL GAM E BEFORE THE SERVER SHUTS DOWN U BOT SDF
well put
They are brainwashed redditors tbh. Reason this game is dying is SDf appealing to these timmys
It's okay it's only 20 minutes
it wasn't lol. It was okay, not strong. It just feels bad to not be able to cast more than 2-3 spells, etc. Maybe they should drop slots needed, idk.
so stupid i quit this game when they release water map give me sleep while playing
reaal. Just give us multiclass
MORE LIKE 3 HOURS
This is a self report that you aren't good enough at parrying pve projectiles
Parry arrow with weapon and keklol
only 20 minutes after 1 hour of waiting ๐ฉ
Whoever designed the Raft extraction should be forced to commute to work on a literal raft in the middle of winter. It is the dumbest mechanic in extraction shooter history.
"Hey, let's make the players stand perfectly still on a slow-moving target in a giant open room with high ground on all sides."
Itโs a buffet for Rangers. If you take the Raft, you aren't extracting; you are volunteering to be content for a TTV streamerโs highlight reel.
as if you arent just using the extra time to get a few goon sessions in
I know I am
Servers are up
who ever said it was 20 mins till it was up and called everyone stupid ur sorry as fuck
I dont mind the raft tbh.
The update overall is a joke though.
i think it reasonable to patch it over from beginning to be sure everything is ok
and then will be another CRITICAL ISSUE and they will keep us waiting for like half of the day just like alpha tests. they didnt learn anything meh
#Removefighter its killing the game
they wanted to increase the risk factor wym ๐
@misty ridge
scared? what?
time for another 2 hour maintenance
This isnโt a shooter genius
did anyone get into a game before this patch?
They released the Ice Abyss because apparently, the Cavern wasn't miserable enough. "Oh, you hated the mobs? Here, have an Imp that flies away and fireballs you while you try to jump across a void with PS2-era platforming physics." The verticality isn't "dynamic"; itโs a buggy mess where one rubber-band step sends you falling into the void, losing your 5k kit to gravity because the servers run on a potato powered by a hamster with asthma.
Yeah... Sadly
ya 3 of them
At this point fuck it might be the only way to make casters viable now that figther is free +5all free perma silence and free 60% pdr in squire lmao
BROOOO IM CRYING THEY TOOK WHIRLWIND STRAIGHT FROM DARK AND DARKER MOBILE THESE DEVS ARE SO TRASH LMAOOO
yeah just a pve for a warm up though
im playing the game big dawg
BRO LET US TEST OUT THE NEW PATCH THEN FIX IT AFTER U SEEN GAMEPLAY
howโd it feel? the dwarfs look too funny
whatever you do dont buy skins, you dont get the items, and you get no refund.
BROOOO IM CRYING THEY STOLE WHIRLWIND STRAIGHT FROM DARK AND DARKER MOBILE THESE DEVS ARE SO TRASH LMAOOO
don't cry it's ok
honestly pretty good.
bro they did a patch bc u couldnt get into hr
The Water Map is garbage. It is a freezing, blue-tinted hellscape designed for people who hate themselves.
SDF, if you are reading this: More mobs does not equal more content. It just means we have to bring more campfires to heal off the chip damage from the 400 spiders you put in a single hallway.
Man who couldve seen it coming. 20 minute patch turns into over an hour
honestly is more fun playing the Mobile version now xD
lmao Whoever born'd you should shove you back up their vag
๐ต ๐ท ๐ช ๐ฆ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐
ฐ๏ธ ๐ณ ๐น
๐ฌ ๐ด ๐ง ๐ฑ ๐ฎ ๐ณ 
when game up
Imagne wasting your time crying in a discord group i feel sad for you
they messed up the rankings to get into hr and u couldnt get into hr
why does fighter have so many perks/skills then other classes have like none?
tell me now
If you are still rubberbanding then you need better internet. Skill issue
how short is dwarf in game
you dont even own your own hole bro its pimped out to a crack dealer
i do be playing it a lot
wtf was the hideout thing they were talking about?
hey graysun any future plans for merch? like shirts, mugs, ect.
go ahead and load it up lol
can we stop focusing on the timmy class and properly give some other classes love.
@fallen pawn Brother, you sound like you need a break from this game. Like actually shitting on a map like that, instead of just leaving it alone, and not play HR on it. not healthy for your mind brother
bro they specifically gave barb and fighter more perks this update, other classes get more later, they said this in the qna
dad mobile isnt the only game that has whirlwind, are you dense?
oh wait
Na i love sdf
SDF U SUCK MAN
barb is fine cuz barb was boring but fighter? literally default picked class thats the easiest to play too.
how short is dwarf in game
god forbid someone have a life outside of the tavern chat
imagine wasting ur time annoying decent ppl who is not
condescending to the devs and have good ideas
did you try fighter or barb? hopefully melee fights feel better
Druid was hard to play and least picked class but yet they gutted it.
other classes get more later
I'm excited for the wizard changes :>
Its all I want. That or attention to caster spells/perks. We've been asking for two years and seen nothing. Sorc is a year and a half olld, I'll admit it has gotten some new stuff but we are still stuck as 10 spell only.
Wiz has no non casting perks aside from the sheild.
Warlock still has no dash, dark blade spell or a grapple.
Why did the devs buff the 3 most played classes???
thats what they said last wipe and nothing ever happened.
Dawg what? Druid was one of the most picked
Do you guys think we'll ever find happiness in this lie ๐
money glitch, buy balls for 1g, sell for 15g
Bro's name is DingleBeef
i got 3 in as barb, feels really good. only quarterstaff and battle axe off rip from squire though
you only find people like this in this community, nowhere else lmao
Not with the TURTLE in charge
Streamers exploiting the infinite money glitch and laughin their asses off gg
a bit unhappy with the shapeshift thing too. Idk whether its better to run mastery or not anymore. 800 fame on my druid
LETS GO IRONMACE ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
all game release classes are getting new perks so its all good
wait
Druid nerf? Warlock nerf? Sorcerer nerf?
Is my game back? Are we swinging swords again?
conversation with you doesnt offer anything bro
bro no it wasn't lol. less than 5% of the playerbase was it. people only complained about leaderboards when druids showed up AT THE END OF WIPE. when the entire wipe there was constantly 5-8 fighters on leaderboards?
Dinglebeef.
fighter and I wrecked a barb
Dinglebeef?
we taking bets on what the final โpatch-xxโ will be? the m saying 8-3 and weโll be good for awhile
you people are why i stopped chatting here, actually blind
Quiver holds 100 arrows
I think iron hammer trying their best ๐ I have fun with the game. I'm sad they removed phe high roller but I'll try put the game and see how I feel once I play it ๐ I'll just hope they add it jack eventually ๐
Fighter mains love to talk about their "builds." Your build is just stacking armor until you look like a walking dumpster. You walk into a room with 85% PDR, take 30 hits from a Rogue, and think, "Wow, I really outplayed him." No, you didn't. You just stat-checked him with your credit card gear. You are playing a spreadsheet, not an action game. But the second a Wizard looks at you with a Zap spell? You fold like a cheap lawn chair.
yes bro im playing the wipe
THEY NEEDED THIS UPDATE TO BE SAVIOR OF THE GAME CLEARLY THEY DONT CARE ANYMORE
What have you been smoking buddy, haha. It was bottom with sorc for least played last wipe.
All losing to the no.1 villainโฆ. Rough
Dinglebeef!
bro it is a 1-1 clear copy of the skill whirlwind from the mobile version of THIS EXACT GAME... are you dense?
You people? bros racist.
if there aint a rollback i think im done
Morty is duping gold on stream rn
ehh just gonna play Arc. Rather play a polished game than be a part of SDF's social experiment.
hey guess what, leaderboards arent the only metric in the game
whatre they gonna do about the steamers abusing the glitch?
CAN RESELL BALLS INFINITE MONEY ROLL BACK
Dinglebeef-
Morty is duping !
kid named beef
The jewelery change is horrendous overall but in SSF its gonna create an even worse gear gap
have a good day man, maybe one day youll learn what its like to have someone like you enough to talk to you
@proud copper ban party chip cheating dup glitch
you mean it only doesn't matter when others are trying to prove a point but it fits your point when you want it too ๐
Kid named dinglebeef
Dinglebeef
kid named finger
Straight up stacking gold right now I bet they don't roll back lmfaoloo

Dinglebeef...
why does this matter? is there a problem with the skill or are you just not happy with the fact they reused assets?
yo @proud copper streamers are abusing free money gltich right now
Dinglebeef...
Dinglebeef
Fighter mains love to talk about their "builds." Your build is just stacking armor until you look like a walking dumpster. You walk into a room with 85% PDR, take 30 hits from a Rogue, and think, "Wow, I really outplayed him." No, you didn't. You just stat-checked him with your credit card gear. You are playing a spreadsheet, not an action game. But the second a Wizard looks at you with a Zap spell? You fold like a cheap lawn chair.
Thanks for free gold devs hahahahahaha
CAN RESELL BALLS INFINITE MONEY ROLL BACK
im happy barbarian actually has fun skills its just wild they buy assets and had to take ideas from the mobile game DX
Kid named dinglebeef
how much time left?
Already up 12k gold
what happened?
Dinglebeef?
Agreed, Apogea and CSGO is where I'll be. Maybe even learn some new songs.
Tired of this community, the devs are cool, their boss is a tool.
So many people slobbering on the tools tool, i just dont think its cool.
We got a stupid map, its essentially a kiddie pool.
Thats wassup, Gus out. Fix your game
Another dupe = another rollback = no reason to play till it's fixed
As a fighter main, this is so accurate ๐ญ
Dinglebeef
"Did you hit your head on a doorframe? The mobile game is a literal clone of the PC game, you absolute casual. Thatโs like saying the original song ripped off the Kidz Bop cover.
And crying about bought assets? Nobody cares. Weโd rather play a fun game with store-bought rocks than wait 5 years for 'hand-crafted' pebbles. Stick to holding W, thinking is clearly not your primary stat."
maybe it worked well in the mobile version
better than doing something new that sucks
cant say i care as im never playing the mobile versio
important question though, does your beef actually dingle?
Dinglebeef
Devs probably rollback and take 4 hours to fix this shit, see you boys tomorrow
๐

Just got back into Csgo after a year. Been loving it so much. I love the new case too the pick your own reward one
Dinglebeef :3
the ball incident
BAN Y4MI
Dinglebeef?
see cause if my beef was dinglin, i would talk to a doctor instead of a discord server
"Oh, look at that. A Fighter main folding under pressure. What a surprise.
You have so little dignity you're actually agreeing with the slander? This is exactly why you play Fighter. You have no spine, no ego, and you need a 60% PDR reduction just to handle a text chat.
Stop seeking validation for playing on Easy Mode. Go sit in the corner and hold right-click while the adults talk."
but which one of you controls me?!
EXACTLY THE MOBILE VERSION SHOULD BE THE COPYCAT.... why is our main heart winning game stealing ideas from a mobile game that doesnt even associate with them anymore????
I dont do cases. But yeah, cant beat a classic. Especially when they listen to the playerbase and keep things consistent..... Cough cough
still thinking the maintenance is 20 min and not 20+40? ;_;
Lost my madcats wireless controller, so no one rn
ลts still not open ?
Dinglebeef...
Dinglebeef??
so warlock dead?
Why no cases.
Someone ping me when it's back up โค๏ธ
Dinglebeef :3
Eh I have 0 respect for the devs. They had plenty of time to learn from their mistakes but refuse. SDF said make or break, well congratulations you broke it manlet. Community is also ass agreed but been that way for a while, but when you only appeal to the worse players, and keep nerfing skill expression you are gonna have more and more veterans but the hardcore addicts leave
Dinglebeef'd
It's been tested on mobile it's the perfect place to learn from
Game has to be rewiped jfc people can make infinite money right now
why you wanna argue so badly?๐
pvp turned into such a snooze fest
Dinglebeef!
whats the exploit
'Heart winning game'? Please. It's an asset-flip simulator that runs like a PowerPoint presentation.
its up!
dinglebeef and disiherd should just kiss already and get it over with
Oh no something wrong with the update, this has never happened before ๐ญ
Typical IM can't deliver a patch without breaking everything. Makes you wonder why they can't implement patches without this happening. If they made the code it shouldn't be this difficult. Makes ya wonder if it was really stolen lmao.
if youve played the mobile game you would know spinning quickly in a circle with a heavy hitting weapon is very op and hard to counter
an item can be bought cheap sold for more than its bought for
Dinglebeef...
I think all the crybabies should just go play a better Medieval Fantasy extraction game
buy the gun bullets from weaponsmith and sell them to leathersmith
Heart winning game'? Please. It's an asset-flip simulator that runs like a PowerPoint presentation.
you can buy ammo in the weaponsmith for 3 gold and sell them for 15
people are abusing the exploit rn, you gotta roll that shit back
Allegedly
Dinglebeef :3
lol mfers will really find anything to break the game and not actually play
Did SDF fall asleep on his keyboard while designing the mob density? The sheer volume of trash mobs in this map is actually embarrassing. Itโs not "challenging"; itโs Janitor Simulator 2026. You don't play this map to fight players. You play this map to hold left-click on a skeleton's forehead for 25 minutes until your mouse breaks.
@sonic fablemorty is doing it right now
dingle spleef
Biggest streamers still doing it live on stream with no regrets
Dinglebeef-
people really spamming the gold glitch rn on stream
Typical IM can't deliver a patch without breaking everything. Makes you wonder why they can't implement patches without this happening. If they made the code it shouldn't be this difficult. Makes ya wonder if it was really stolen lmao.
good for him, is he winning?
yo ass a cringe lord
they have to fully rewipe the game
Dinglebeef
Dinglebeef...
the game was broken from the start thats devs fault wthelly
If you dont roll back the servers yall are dumb
BingleDeef
just re-wipe it at this point
@sonic fablehe has almost 20k at lv3. so yeah
seems like this wipe is going well ๐ has IM done anything productive since PT3
BingleDeef!
๐

yea but is he winning irl? Youre winning IRL once you have a big burger
anyone else who didn't get the Ifrit skin etc and every other reward!?!?
dingle carrying the general rn
๐จ ๐ด ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ช ๐จ ๐น ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฌ
๐จ ๐ด ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ช ๐จ ๐น ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฌ
I do like a big burger
ohh do me next
Repoze actively showing the exploit on stream
biig burgle, victory royale
Ate all my big burgers :/
most scumbag streamers W
True
fack man, buy more
I was going to log in for the first time in months and i see the game is in maintenance lol never change ironmace, never change
PLEASE RESET THE ECONOMY
Dont worry streamers can blatantly cheat 9 times in a row. 10 times though? Bannable.
Graysuns rules not mine
BeefDingle
schmutzfinger wie lange?
yaay it feels nice to be owned, i was so lonely
"Staying down? Buddy, I was letting you breathe. I didn't want you to hyperventilate over a chat window.
Your typing speed is faster than your reaction time in-game, which explains why you're here yapping instead of extracting. Keep refreshing the chat, itโs the only action youโre getting tonight."
How random but ok Surely it can hit walls?
infinite money glitch LOL
yeah they did say that so....
did bro just leach the infinite gold glitch on stream?
LOOOOOL INFINITE GOLD
Dinglebeef?
Legit.
And being shown by streamers live xD
dingle beef @hollow grove
lol
@proud copper fix the infinite money with buying and selling the hand cannon balls while youre working on the game rn
how is the new season so far? worth it?
Back to leaving reviews on steam?
Lets get to it guys.
Every thumbs up is one less gold star for sdf.
LET THEM KNOW HOW BADLY THEY'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU
ROLL BACK NEEDED UNLIMITED MONEY BUG EVERY STREAMER ABUSING
rollback @proud copper
INFINITE GOLDDD GLITCH
they gotta roll this shit back LOL there are already billionaires now
im doing it so they have to rollback
kid named dingle
beef
And there I was, finding myself in a familiar place waiting for a new season and a fresh wipe. A van pulled up hoisting high the Korean Flag with the words "Servers are Live" carved into the door panel. I approached with caution. The door slowly slid open a long korean fingers emerged inviting me in. I knew this time I would surely get infinite money, there's no way that sdf would fool me again. I entered the van with total confidence, immediately being stripped of my loins and impregnated like a goblin. Again I had fallen for the trap. No amount of Goblin Milk could save me now. I screamed "sdf how could you do this to me!?!"
He silently turned to me and whispered.. "My name is Paul"
w roll back
BeefDingle
ban these guys
BANNED ;P
Jsut woke up where we at
bongleslop
imma rename my main character to ownedByBeef
Ban the bug abusers!
call me timmy
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how do people even figure this out
@hexed adder If yall dont roll back the entire thing... you guys need to get your priorities set. Its been 40 minutes, just wipe it.
Dingle.... Beef...
MAN I ALREADY HAVE SUCH GOOD LOOT, why do they always fuck shit up ๐