the-tavern

[stiff spruce]

I think they have it setup wrongly, staging from dev to prod, it seems like they have to reconstruct everything on the live side every single time. Like as if they copy the project across, modify the DB while its up, I've heard them talking of migration of the DB, so the work-load is crazy mad. Design-wise it should be a shift and shunt method, fully automated, slowest point would be the upload to the cloud service provider that they are using.

[merry karma]

its 2026 get with the times unc

[turbid harness]

[slim scroll]

settle down.

[zealous tulip]

I just wanna watch my better half play it... As soon as I fall asleep... It'll be out.

[turbid elbow]

just several few more couple of hours guys

[foggy gate]

i have done so aswell many a tiem in this tavern

[frozen linden]

⚔️ Gameplay Changes

•Fighters now actually fight instead of holding W and praying. Crazy, we know

•Barbarians deal 12% more damage when screaming IRL (mic required)

•Rogues have been nerfed because someone at Ironmace lost to one in Goblin Caves

•Clerics can no longer solve every problem with one spell and good vibes

•Wizards now explode 0.2 seconds faster to save everyone time

[sage hazel]

🇦🇺 🐐

[cunning frost]

Barb and Barber: The Loot-Extraction Saga

Welcome to Barb and Barber, the highly anticipated RPG looter-extraction dungeon crawler where every player, without exception, plays a barbarian. Because why would you need anything else? Other classes are for people who care about nuance and strategy. Here, it's all about swinging a ridiculously oversized weapon, wearing pants that could double as a tent, and yelling "RAAAAARGH!" at everything in sight.

The game starts with a beautifully crafted cinematic showing a pixelated barbarian charging toward a dungeon entrance, yelling so loudly that his facial hair flaps like a windmill. He stomps into the lair, hacks through enemies with his absurdly large axe, and emerges covered in treasure, blood, and confusion—exactly what every barbarian would want.

"Create your barbarian," the game prompts.

The customization options are immense. You can select from a staggering variety of beard styles—braided, bushy, scruffy, or the incredibly creative "beard that looks like a small forest," which, for reasons no one can explain, offers a slight health bonus. You can also adjust your character’s physique, but don’t worry, you can only choose between “Mighty” and “Mightier.” The third option, "Mediocre," was quickly removed in a patch after someone made a meme about it.

You’re now ready to embark on your quest, because what else could a true barbarian need other than a ridiculous weapon, a lack of empathy, and a passion for hoarding loot.

Your move chum

[wraith shuttle]

I would scream loud as fuck for a 12% boost

[shut adder]

Me and my homies hate ai for the ram prices

[merry karma]

ngl chat gpt cooked with that waddling line

[strange oriole]

?

[merry karma]

ive wasted 5 gallons of water on this tavern

[foggy gate]

Once upon a Tuesday that smelled like pickles, there was a rogue named Snipwick Crumbeltoe who was extremely good at stealing wallets, secrets, and occasionally the wrong hat. Being a rogue was great and all—dark cloaks, dramatic sighing, hiding in barrels that were definitely too small—but Snipwick had a problem.

Magic kept happening at him.

He’d sneak through an alley and—poof—the shadows would applaud. He’d pick a lock and the lock would turn into a frog and ask for directions. Very unprofessional. Rogues are supposed to be subtle. Magic, however, is loud, sparkly, and smells faintly of burnt homework.

One day, while robbing a wizard’s tower (as one does), Snipwick tripped over a sentient spellbook that screamed, “CHOOSE A CAREER PATH.” This felt rude but also accurate.

“Look,” Snipwick said, accidentally summoning three ghosts and a sandwich, “I didn’t choose magic. Magic chose me. Like a raccoon choosing violence.”

The spellbook flapped angrily. The ghosts unionized. The sandwich achieved enlightenment.

That’s when Snipwick realized: being a rogue required effort. Sneaking. Planning. Knees that worked. Magic, on the other hand, just sort of happened if you waved your hands and believed in yourself too hard.

So Snipwick retired the daggers, put on a hat with at least seven unnecessary stars, and became a wizard. A terrible wizard. An enthusiastic wizard. A wizard who still hid in barrels out of habit.

And whenever anyone asked, “Why’d you go from rogue to magic?”

Snipwick would whisper mysteriously:

“I got tired of picking locks when I could simply convince reality to open itself.”

Then something exploded. Probably a frog. Possibly time.

[frozen linden]

Got 30-40 pieces of ddr5 due to old builds, I’m basically a millionaire

[vivid wasp]

These changes look pretty JUICY.
Like wtf is this Fighter update

[zealous tulip]

My first block...

[ivory goblet]

Wipe late as normal 😂

[shut adder]

Dude is gonna be cooking with this one

Ramlter white

[stiff spruce]

long overdue!

[glacial cradle]

wait i need a head count of who is looking for bait to take im so bored

[cunning frost]

It’s been 5 hours without Dark and Darker, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having serious mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Dark and Darker, but the launcher was down. I had a huge panic attack, but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I’m so anxious I even took my dad’s gun from the shed — I’m thinking of blowing myself up. I’m nothing without Dark and Darker, it’s my life, it’s my destiny. Without Dark and Darker, I wouldn’t be able to do anything. Dark and Darker is the best thing that has ever happened, and I can’t get rid of my addiction to it — it’s the greatest game in existence. I can’t stop shaking and crying, I’m so worried. I spent all my money on Dark and Darker. I don’t know what to do. Dark and Darker can’t disappear again, because if it does, I’ll go insane again... breaking my mouse, my chair, my house, and everything I own. Dark and Darker is too amazing, and I can’t lose it. Dark and Darker is my life. I had a panic attack, trembling in fear that I might lose my fiancé and kids. I’m so scared I might lose my mind and go crazy… I just want my kids back… 🫃

[dreamy vine]

[sage hazel]

is there patch notes? or just talking about from the podcast

[strong folio]

HOLY SHIT BRUH HAS THE UPDATE STILL NOT EVEN BEGUN YET?!?!?!

[pulsar parrot]

Anyone else at work

[merry karma]

they are in the game under the news tab

[wraith obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053347527157628974/1122877538348302416/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[orchid mauve]

lol nope. Happens every wipe

[stiff spruce]

Someone said here that the in-game news has been updated for S8

[sage hazel]

still able to open the game? or no

[foggy gate]

Ironmace stood at the dungeon gate, finger hovering over the WIPE lever.

A goblin intern tugged their sleeve.
“Sir… if you pull it now, the servers scream.”

Ironmace sighed, released the lever, and whispered,
“Tomorrow.”

Inside the dungeon, adventurers kept looting gear that no longer mattered, haunted by a future that refused to load.

Somewhere, a rogue died to a naked wizard.

The dungeon laughed.

[frozen linden]

no I’m eating hamburger helper with my fiancé

[merry karma]

yes

[gusty otter]

@strong folio i'm already in HR .. wdym u need to reboot client firstt

[vivid wasp]

Yep on my first 12 hour shift of the day

[pulsar parrot]

I wonder what that looks like

[strong folio]

YEA BUT THAT MEANS UPDATE HASNT STARTED YET BRUH

[cunning frost]

Sometimes when the withdrawal hits really hard I remove my cloth pants, close my eyes, and slap my cheeks one after the other rapidly because it sounds like my feet on the dungeon floor. In that brief moment, I am whole again.

[wraith shuttle]

You creep

[frozen linden]

looks 1/10, taste 6/10

[violet wren]

Wdym clearly they updated the. News

[stiff spruce]

We're looking at 6-8 hours from now!

[pulsar parrot]

Oh snap 🫰🏻

[reef sentinel]

Is the server down yet

[pulsar parrot]

Meh you creep with me 😭

[merry karma]

the patch process will take 6 hours lmao we are looking at another 10 hours

[zealous tulip]

We should take bets on what time we think it will be done..

[pulsar parrot]

Looks matter to me tho

[dreamy vine]

[foggy gate]

sad didn’t want to type it.

But sdf stood behind him, hands clasped, whispering:
“Say it’s healthy for the game.”

Sweat dripped onto the keyboard.

sad posted:
“Guys, delays are actually good.”

The chat exploded on cue.

sdf nodded, satisfied, and faded back into the shadows of the dungeon.

The wipe lever remained untouched.

[zealous tulip]

It's 12:18 here.. I'm guessing 5 am.

[violet wren]

12pm bare minimum

[dreamy vine]

[merry karma]

lmaoooooo

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[zealous tulip]

We can't hype the wipe if it is taking so long!!!!

[frozen linden]

Vote @merry karma for new community manager

[dreamy vine]

[zealous tulip]

Why female goblins though? What would that purpose be?

[cunning frost]

🫃

[frozen linden]

W mods

[little breach]

paul is typing

[shut adder]

I think we should just remove doors from the game too much opening and closing for my vrain what do you guys think?

[vivid wasp]

🥜

[feral dew]

[foggy gate]

We limping out the goblin caves.
Not rich. Not happy.
Alive out of spite. 🟢🗡️

Extraction timer hits zero.
Wipe still doesn’t. 💯 💯 🔥

[merry karma]

all patch notes are now rage bait

[zealous tulip]

Gotcha. Ty

[violet wren]

You don’t understand

[zealous tulip]

You're right, I don't. Hence why I asked.

[grave cobalt]

wipe when?

[violet wren]

Asking will only further your confusion

[balmy flicker]

clearly not a man of culture

[frozen linden]

Next week

[merry karma]

so they can birth new goblins

[storm creek]

well how are goblins gonna be born duh

[balmy flicker]

month at best

[wraith shuttle]

Bro doesn’t wanna get down on some freaky goblin shawties and it shows

[gritty forge]

fr

[merry karma]

google how goblins are born you will be surprised

[frozen linden]

Jenny mod but for dark and darker goblins

[violet wren]

Can’t wait to be gobo dad and raise him to be as big as troll

[rocky thicket]

imagine putting a timer to not follow the timer

[storm creek]

what will the name be

[foggy gate]

Many devs wish death ’pon me, Lord,
I don’t cry no more
Don’t ask for the wipe no more

Stash full of gear, but it’s already gone,
Servers breathe heavy, hope respawns wrong
I prayed for reset, got “soon™” instead,
Goblin caves raised me, despair fed my head

Many devs wish death ’pon me, Lord,
I don’t cry no more
Don’t ask for the wipe no more

[storm creek]

i shall suggest cinamon

[slim scroll]

its a jungle in here, depravity and confusion everywhere.

[wraith shuttle]

How can you tell the maps about to close in the underwater map, also does anyone play that I’ve never fought anyone there

[steel forge]

like wtf dont put a timer in your game if you arent going to wipe when it says

[merry karma]

"wipe timer is a suggestion and not accurate" graysun 2025

[violet wren]

Sexhaver

[frozen linden]

We’re scared of you alpha

[unique token]

🌋 🌋

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[stiff spruce]

It's for the kids

[zealous tulip]

As a female I know where babies come from... Walmart clearance isle.

[tough hinge]

no wipe?

[wraith shuttle]

Anime pfp, shhh

[frozen linden]

Untrue

[slim scroll]

yesterday when i asked when the wipe will be happening someone here told me to check the timer. i laughed.

[frozen linden]

Cyclops impregnated update when

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[foggy gate]

sdf man very mean and not nice and very not jappy why we donthave wip now iron hammer man im bored and done with katy parry party in the usa in voip and bored and want wipe sdf when wip i want throw bardishcie in heads sdf

[vale mason]

Pregnant goblin skin this wipe pls

[merry karma]

Mt Dew update when im trying bajablast some fighters

[violet wren]

That’s his new attack this wipe, he doesn’t root yoy with his eye anymore

[long mantle]

Give wipe

[unreal pine]

When wipe ?

[frigid parrot]

plz

[storm creek]

[dreamy vine]

[foggy gate]

i hyp for wip!!!

[feral dew]

[merry karma]

lmao w name

[unique token]

🌋 🌋

[foggy gate]

yayyy wipe hipe

[dreamy vine]

[frigid parrot]

[sudden patrol]

🌋 🌋

[storm creek]

[pale violet]

[mellow oriole]

is wipe here yet

[frozen linden]

🙋🏿‍♂️
🙇🏻‍♂️ - sdf

[storm creek]

[misty thistle]

Wipe seems cool can somebody tell me what time is it expected in EU

[frozen linden]

A week from now

[dreamy vine]

Wipes feel so good

[storm creek]

[violet wren]

patch in 30 minutes

[slim scroll]

look the changes that i keep reading here bodes well and it motivated me to give this game another proper chance. just add 3 days to the official wipe date.

[merry karma]

sdf is typing

[umbral forge]

SDF: in the spirit of transparency and closure we wanted to share that we’ve made the difficult decision to stop providing support for DaD and its beloved community due to our utter incompetence and foolishness. Sincerely.

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[mellow oriole]

1servers are up im in

[misty thistle]

Did they announce any time ?

[tacit perch]

10 hours xdddd

[merry karma]

67 hours

[frozen linden]

Do it fart

[foggy gate]

bigbuvkersbruce the all terrerer of dungeons crafted by the lord himself sdf will start his rieghn of terror in dungeons at next wip when sdf make bardischie hit head at mach twenty two from freedom units away @rich raptor is all mightl ord and savior and yes i want wip please sdf evil man make hapen

[frozen linden]

Shake your dreads!

[misty thistle]

go to school

[foggy gate]

do it clap @proud copper

[swift viper]

lol

[hallow notch]

It will Launch at 7 pm

[high quiver]

Announcement was supposed to be at 1am EST

[frigid flare]

🌋 :WipeHype: :WipeHype: 🌋

[dreamy vine]

[merry karma]

graduated bud class of 67

[foggy gate]

wip hype!1...

[hybrid sequoia]

I just randomly remembered a fragment of a speech one of politicians in my country did, and I somehow find it fitting here, it went line this:

"Our country stands now at the edge of a cliff, but if you vote for us and trust us, we will make a huge step forward"

I guess you see how its suitable here

[wild scroll]

no u

[foggy gate]

mkaes u unc mr sad

[rocky thicket]

HAHA WIPE THE FUCKING GAME HAHA 67

[slim scroll]

official wipe date + 3 days = real wipe date when the game is playable

[frozen linden]

We ain’t reading allat

[gusty aspen]

ong bru

[frigid flare]

dang

[foggy gate]

awhen wipe mr sdf im sad and need bedtime

[eternal knoll]

graysun, say sum

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[violet wren]

RESTART DISCORD SDF SAID PATCH DELAYED TIL NEXT MONTH 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[foggy gate]

mr garyson pleas feed information to peoples about when wip hapen

[frozen linden]

SDF TYPING

[hybrid sequoia]

plot twist, only shamans are male

[rich raptor]

Copper mallet me the all terrerer of all dungeon command you to wipe

[turbid elbow]

several more few couple hours guys

[frozen linden]

Goblin mating update when

[foggy gate]

when pig fly

[fast flame]

im literally quitting my job today so i can play dark and darker can u wipe pls

[latent ridge]

Servers already down ?

[frigid flare]

I want Goblin oil wrestling

[calm totem]

nope

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[high grove]

Can we get goblins pregnant yet

[frozen linden]

YES

[swift viper]

no

[foggy gate]

sleep is for the week must see wip through

[dreamy vine]

[latent ridge]

WTF 🤬 CANT THEY EVEN SAY WHEN WIPE IS HAPPENING

[foggy gate]

weak week same differences grammer nerd

[violet wren]

Wrong

[static wren]

L

[sudden patrol]

W Ironmace

[latent ridge]

TIMER IS ALREADY ON 0 still no Patch

[foggy gate]

meanies

[merry karma]

let me ask sdf

[foggy gate]

bully harder loser

[frozen linden]

Don’t make the alpha mad kitten whiskers

[static wren]

LL

[misty thistle]

there is a timer?

[formal otter]

🌋 🌋

[latent ridge]

There was a timer ingame it already hit 0

[foggy gate]

im so scared mr hyper man on crack

[turbid elbow]

wipe wont commence until hype levels get higher

[clever olive]

yo im dead thats actually funny

[tough raven]

vulcano like my ass eruptin

[foggy gate]

and joey words usually have more than one letter

[frozen linden]

no one else laughed

[modern portal]

On EVERYONE in this chat's SOUL the wipe is happening in 5 minutes

[peak elm]

It literally says in community announcements that the wipe is at 7 pm est

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[clever olive]

sdf doesnt wipe 😞

[foggy gate]

im dead

[frozen linden]

I’m dead

[surreal snow]

this

[clever olive]

idk man thats just my type of immature humour lol

[frozen linden]

I’m not reading this

[foggy gate]

sdf no use toilett papier because no poop come out in first place

[frigid flare]

[misty thistle]

7pm est -> 2am EU

[clever olive]

🫣

[frozen linden]

I’m not reading this x2

[clever olive]

🐯 🐒

[coral tide]

still no patch start 💔

[modern portal]

I love you

[violet wren]

🕵️‍♂️

[slim scroll]

such a sweet unexperienced summer child.

[frozen linden]

The lion doesn’t respond to the uninvited kitten

[foggy gate]

hyper smoke much crack

[scarlet stirrup]

I just wanna see patch notes them wiping the game is not possible they do this every wipe

[wild fog]

does this wipe bring the game back orrrrr nah

[placid raptor]

🫃

[modern portal]

🦁

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[violet wren]

🦬

[turbid harness]

[rich raptor]

Sdf dealing with major bowel issue give our lord and savior a break

[modern portal]

🫏

[violet wren]

🦧

[frozen linden]

It’s okay I’ll go talk to sdf rn

[foggy gate]

major sdf glazer, spam him with insults (im kidding mods)

[placid raptor]

Where wipe

[placid fractal]

Still no patch notes? What the fuck

[edgy hatch]

Yoo can we do something on time at least once @ironmace

[frigid parrot]

[turbid elbow]

crusty cheeked game

[rich raptor]

Sdf have hemroids check pinned

[slim scroll]

yea where are the details.

[humble sandal]

This is my favorite meme now thx

[dreamy vine]

[violet wren]

This patch never existed. They said they are bringing quivers wake up it’s all been a dream

[foggy gate]

i sleep bye bye stink man

[frozen linden]

This makes more sense than anything

[foggy gate]

enter snow white slumber someone must kiss me when wip happen

[merry karma]

my dog ate my wipe

[frozen linden]

the lion will kiss the kitten on this chilling night

[wintry dragon]

rip your wipe

[foggy gate]

thank you pookie

[rich raptor]

Almighty Paul will be at your bedside

[tawny quarry]

What are druids rerolling to barbs probably right

[merry karma]

jksdahjfjkdsahfjdkahs i cant lmao

[frigid parrot]

how many extracts to the center of gobby caves

[foggy gate]

my savior paul, great messanger of sdf

[merry karma]

how many extracts in a prego goblin?

[frozen linden]

chat stopped talking when u typed, what a loser

[modern portal]

can he be at my backside

[still agate]

sdf doesnt wipe and niether do you 👃

[clever olive]

Spread the message

[frigid parrot]

your my hero

[clever olive]

when will sdf start to wipe 😞 it stinks

[placid raptor]

When you do the barb spin you have to say “for Demacia!”

[frozen linden]

The father is cyclops and the mother is troll

[merry karma]

some heros dont wear tatterd cloaks

[humble sandal]

[frigid parrot]

i don't wipe till sdf wipes HOLD THE LINE

[merry karma]

idk let me ask him rq

[latent ridge]

Reall sad to have a wipe timer and then not even wipe at timers 0

[merry karma]

crazy how all the "hold the line" people have a bed time

[modern portal]

I wish dark had rul34 like league 😭 🤞

[celest grove]

Lol

[manic birch]

if youre waiting for wipe just go to bed lmao

[frozen linden]

It does I looked it up for the harpees

[violet wren]

Dm me

[brave flicker]

patch notes

[gusty aspen]

sad lmao i check in here every few hours and youve been here all day typing bru plz get a life lmao

[merry karma]

it wont be wiped when u wake up

[frozen linden]

Harpees impregnated when

[merry karma]

mad cause bad

[manic birch]

exactly so what are we waiting for

[latent gulch]

sad cause on discord all day

[merry karma]

this is my favorite day of wipe

[placid raptor]

I wonder if I’ll wake up to a new patch or one of those human pod things from the matrix

[gusty aspen]

🥀 cornball

[frozen linden]

Don’t disrespect my king @merry karma like that again, daddy’s gonna get angry kitten…

[rich raptor]

Spifrr mommy actual mommy when?

[modern portal]

someone out thr lowkey twitched at this

[violet wren]

You just aren’t trying hard enough

[merry karma]

If They Stand Behind You, PROTECT THEM. If They Stand Beside You, RESPECT THEM. And If They Stand Against You, DESTROY THEM.

[frozen linden]

He stopped typing because he’s afraid of my lion aura

[dim wyvern]

TODAY THE UPDATE?

[frigid parrot]

twitch ddrops at 6 patch done at 8

[brave solstice]

when are we wipin

[merry karma]

lmaoooo

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[ashen sonnet]

LOCK IN BUSTERRRRRRR

[remote pine]

Paul typing in announcements

[violet wren]

Why is eggplant emoji banned smh

[merry karma]

"I keep coming back for the wipe timer but all I see is sad im malding so hard rn"

[solar shadow]

why no wipe yet?

[dim wyvern]

wipe is out now?

[quasi drift]

im in

[opal otter]

Lock innnnn

[merry karma]

games up for me

[dim wyvern]

btw, anyone here has 100k so i get religon reward XD

[formal otter]

🌋 🌋

[merry karma]

LOCK INNNNNNNNN

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[astral crag]

technically hes telling the truth

[frozen linden]

Yeah

[sudden patrol]

🌋 🌋

[dim wyvern]

is it to give? or to make me feel bad for asking XD?

[violet wren]

😩

[clever olive]

sdf is so crusty he doesnt wipe bro 😞

[rocky thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-and-darker-sdf-gif-3225495920955868256

[brave flicker]

patch notes

[frozen linden]

To reward if you call me ur lion king

[tulip isle]

When is wipe how hard is it to give a time frame

[dim wyvern]

what's up lion king

[frozen linden]

Clipped

[proven patrol]

PROOF SDF DOESNT WIPE AND HAS A CRUSTY ASS

[merry karma]

"wipe timer is a suggestion and not accurate" graysun 2025

[dim wyvern]

wow 🙁

[remote pine]

They’re fs dropping the wipe 1 minute before January 30th 😭

[molten wadi]

LOCK IN

[turbid elbow]

check pin; bro said a couple several more few hours to go explicitly

[bright igloo]

you know for my money

[bright igloo]

lmaooooo

[dreamy vine]

[solar shadow]

[merry karma]

that was posted 4 hours ago

[faint mauve]

so when does wipe start

[devout knoll]

they scam us with wipe every time 😄

[dim wyvern]

and the 100k?

[violet wren]

[slim scroll]

LETS GOO

[turbid elbow]

soon

[merry karma]

first time?

[remote sundial]

it was posted 2 hours n 20 ago?

[turbid elbow]

nah my 7th, best time of any season

[bright igloo]

anyone ready to fight the reskinned lava troll? i mean fire golem? i mean magma man

[merry karma]

im in new zealand it was 4 hours for me

[dim wyvern]

@olive rune the game is bugged.

[solar shadow]

🫃

[zenith pulsar]

time to get updated again its been 2 hours @hexed adder

[remote sundial]

whats the time in NZ? it would of been posted at 7:20

[bright igloo]

@hexed adder stop playing apogea and tell us anything

[merry karma]

lmao im not in NZ easy bait

[violet wren]

🤰

[turbid elbow]

bros begging for free stuff in trade chat like what are we even doing guys

[bright igloo]

you know for my money taco bell bringing back the loaded potato griller right when DaD is wiping…? coincidence? i think not

[toxic hornet]

at this point it cant be a coincidence anymore, no big gaming company can be this unreliable by accident

[tribal hawk]

when is wipe starting?

[merry karma]

"big"

[frozen linden]

He’s pulling up rn

[dreamy vine]

Taco bell gets more expensive worse tasting and worse for you every year.

[violet wren]

Busy trying to find the code guy

[neat mesa]

Ironmace is a very small company relatively

[frozen linden]

He’s not gonna read ts🥀

[gusty otter]

@neat mesa doesn't matter if big or small

[bright igloo]

i paid 6$ for two loaded grillers and a large drink

[frigid parrot]

[summer lion]

guys be patient the wipe guy left the company

[median beacon]

Taco Bell cheesy Gordita crunch mmm 🤤

[frozen linden]

Were they potato grillers?

[whole crow]

i quit eating fast food

[bright igloo]

yes they brought them back

[frozen linden]

Ik I got some the other day and it was gas

[neat mesa]

it matters when i replied to a msg saying big company 💀

[scarlet stirrup]

they have over 100 dev i wouldn't say its a (small company)

[merry karma]

taco bell isnt fast food

[scenic brook]

what time is wipe?

[icy zodiac]

and got rid of the quesarito again tho

[violet wren]

He was fired for cleanliness

[latent ridge]

100 workers on the game it’s not so small

[toxic hornet]

bro they have over 100 employees, sandfall interactive has 33 and they shot out game of the year with their first game, thats what you call a good gaming company

[bright igloo]

i got them to hook me up with some volcano sauce for the free and it was BUSSIN

[frozen linden]

Go play there games then😭

[whole crow]

i quit eating slop foods

[dreamy vine]

Gotta satisfy the shareholders they can't even sell meat anymore

[toxic hornet]

i did and it was awesome

[gusty otter]

@neat mesa it's time get serious.. just unreal what your doing as a company right now.

[merry karma]

if i had 100 employees i would apply for a "small business loan" just sayn. also its 99 employees the inventory guy quit

[frozen linden]

Try the volcano qaserito or however u spell it, it’s fire as fuhh

[violet wren]

Cumburrito

[neat mesa]

wdym youre? i dont work for ironmace

[unique token]

🌋 🌋

[bright igloo]

i stick to the cheap stuff that shits like 4$ lmao

[merry karma]

new lava map will be called the volcano quesorito because of the MT DEW update

[whole crow]

its Your*

[gusty otter]

@neat mesa yeah i know, i should have used better words, but how can u stand behind somthing like that?

[wraith shuttle]

Typical ironmace worker response

[bright igloo]

wait what if the lava is just mtn dew code red

[turbid harness]

Cmon lock in

[frozen linden]

dawg he’s a warden LMAO what do u want him to do? Get in the office? At least be intelligent enough to know who is who and what you are yapping about

[safe dock]

nah youre the CEO bro

[neat mesa]

💀

[turbid elbow]

first season drop from Paul, best of luck

[scarlet stirrup]

LMAO

[safe dock]

address me 🐘

[bronze bluff]

Bros just like the old inventory guy

[turbid harness]

Tell sdf to wake up everyone knows you have the power bee

[bright igloo]

i wonder how much paul and sdf argued you guys think they will fall in love if they keep arguing

[toxic hornet]

with a 100 workers you can at least deliver on time, what the fuck are they actually doing 2 weeks before the wipe? and why arent they adjusting the timer beforehand? or tell us that wipe is delayed? or communicate in any other way than a halfassed discord message in general chat? its just pure incompetence, thats what it is

[whole crow]

🤓

[grizzled mica]

when wipe?

[deep robin]

somebody do something

[merry karma]

idk let me ask sdf real quick

[turbid elbow]

🤹‍♂️ +

[scarlet stirrup]

@hexed adder how many bugs are we getting when the new season comes out?

[midnight wadi]

Its for tonight or tomorrow ?

[coarse summit]

if theres one thing they're consistant with its delaying wipes

[turbid harness]

How can we trust a blind man’s vision

[keen zephyr]

Wipe hype!

[frozen linden]

Ask him about the 6 7 emote to

[dreamy vine]

50%+ are useless interns

[neat mesa]

im here

[merry karma]

slowmode not set to 15min games dead

[bright igloo]

isn’t the 97 employees from 2 years ago i HIGHLY doubt they still have 97 employees after that lawsuit battle

[violet wren]

It’s cooked the game files are gone code guy quit inventory guy quit and sdf is in here just stroking it to the comments

[turbid harness]

@hexed adder Can we get a timer bbg?

[solar shadow]

bbg?

[wraith shuttle]

Uh oh guys bees is here

[merry karma]

lmao this was actually funny

[neat mesa]

slowmode immune 😈

[gusty otter]

@frozen linden i know he/she a warden but common. what respone is that 😉

[merry karma]

post a gif you wont

[brave solstice]

they are probably busy smoking packs of ciggies in the backrooms

[reef scroll]

benjamin netanyahu please spead up this wipe process, it’s essential please benjamin netanyahu

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery being gone isn’t the massive nerf people think. It just shifts the skill check to spacing and timing. You can still transform mid-fight, bait commitment, then hard commit with bear. Plus, getting our old heal spells back is a huge win for sustain and tempo. Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. Space better, bait the commit, then maul them in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[zenith pulsar]

ppl here complaining about a dev who made the game that has them up waiting for wipe launch aka the game they love

[wraith shuttle]

Already tried that he’s busy saving the free world

[reef scroll]

Fuck

[neat mesa]

did that once…

[scarlet stirrup]

i remember that one time when they tried adding new slots to the inventory and fked it all up and we waited 5 hour patch

[frozen linden]

Buff Druid

[scarlet stirrup]

Good times

[frozen linden]

BUFF DRUID

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery being gone isn’t the massive nerf people think. It just shifts the skill check to spacing and timing. You can still transform mid-fight, bait commitment, then hard commit with bear. Plus, getting our old heal spells back is a huge win for sustain and tempo. Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. Space better, bait the commit, then maul them in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[frozen linden]

BUFF DRUID

[violet wren]

Yeah when rogues were stealing my gear in the tavern

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery being gone isn’t the massive nerf people think. It just shifts the skill check to spacing and timing. You can still transform mid-fight, bait commitment, then hard commit with bear. Plus, getting our old heal spells back is a huge win for sustain and tempo. Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. Space better, bait the commit, then maul them in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[turbid harness]

Can you post a clown emoji?

[scarlet stirrup]

dude at least i can catch the druid i don't care

[wraith shuttle]

Why can’t I tell you to shutt up

[frozen linden]

Lowkey rogue needs a buff

[simple aspen]

SERVER DOWN YET ???

[wraith shuttle]

How is shutt up banned

[turbid elbow]

nah

[simple aspen]

FUCK

[wraith shuttle]

BUT FUCK ISNT

[whole crow]

its currently 5:57pm in seongnam-si

[fervent flint]

you can still panther chicken jump WITHOUT shapeshift mastery rip you xD

[turbid harness]

Nah massive nerf, buff fighter/barbarian

[bright igloo]

maybe it will just make druid not the most oppressive terribly balanced class that breaks all laws DaD had

[violet wren]

Try the eggplant

[turbid elbow]

but no speed increase, cuz momentum fixed allegedly

[wraith shuttle]

Oh dog what did you do

[neat mesa]

did that once too…

[frozen linden]

Nerf wizard

[zenith pulsar]

they said they removed the panther chicken jump

[wraith shuttle]

Nvm it fixed

[little breach]

its getting removed separately my guy

[turbid harness]

Do it again

[bright igloo]

stop fighter is strong enough you don’t need the patch notes

[neat mesa]

i prefer life

[scarlet stirrup]

nah u can't do that and even if you could you still have time to catch him, im telling you dude when this perk is gone druid mobility will not be crazy

[frozen linden]

Do they have you locked up king?

[tulip isle]

Wipe guy left the company sorry guys

[wraith shuttle]

Discord is crazy culture wdym you can’t use a clown emoji on the phone you pay for

[neat mesa]

nope, just following the rules!

[turbid harness]

🇫 🇪 Ⓜ️ 🇦 🇱 🇪 ♀️ 🇬 🇴 🇧 🇱 🇮 🇳 💚 🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳 ⁉️ 🥺 🥺

[frozen linden]

Yeah sorry I’ll be back in there tomorrow

[fervent flint]

good luck on goblin caves we still rat jump through doors creating the space to heal. and certain modules we still use that jump that others cant. giving us more time to heal

[violet wren]

Those are shackles not rules

[sudden patrol]

Any eta for the wipe ?

[bright igloo]

i mean realistically how many employees do they have that weren’t lawyers during the past two years lol

[low comet]

hear me out. There is some places on the planet where 29th still not started. So on WHOLE planet 29th Jan will end in 27 hours. So patch will begin around that

[tulip isle]

Femboiii goblins pls

[wraith shuttle]

You wouldn’t be in here defending Druid so hard if you weren’t scared of this nerf

[frozen linden]

Rogue is countering druids this wipe lmao idk what your yapping about

[scarlet stirrup]

you really wanna kill the class huh

[grim wedge]

preach

[turbid elbow]

meh not rly scared of dudus, they more of a pest than a threat

[fervent flint]

nice cope. showing how much you wanted this druid nerf. too bad xD

[merry karma]

this chat was more fun with the mods were asleep

[bright igloo]

i love fighting druids with dissonance it feels so good

[wraith shuttle]

I actually just came back to the game. No idea the state of it

[little breach]

i love

[formal otter]

⚔️ 🪓 🗡️ 🏹 🙏 🪄 👿 🪈 🐻 🙌

[frozen linden]

don’t tell him about the goblin ideas

[fervent flint]

rogues will be in same standing as before against druid wthhh xD

[violet wren]

All goblin related material has been sealed

[frozen linden]

Factually inaccurate

[turbid harness]

@neat mesa pls go

[neat mesa]

i know nothing more than you!

[neat mesa]

⏰

[wraith shuttle]

Everyone trust him he’s been in the discord for 3 months!

[grave cobalt]

pleas wipe

[turbid harness]

Dude it said wipe was 3 hours ago

[bright igloo]

you know for my money the wipe might not even happen

[tulip isle]

release sdf files now

[fervent flint]

no changes made to rogue....

[merry karma]

im supposed to tell you about our goblin ideas

[long grail]

Did Bungie forget about the wipe

[scarlet stirrup]

True damage is gone btw

[fervent flint]

have over 3k hours lol sorry youre upset while being new to the game.

[frozen linden]

Changes don’t need to be made to have the knowledge that druids are getting diffed by rogues this upcoming wipe

[wraith shuttle]

Check when I joined

[neat mesa]

i dont even wanna know…

[grave cobalt]

😭

[turbid harness]

At this point I wish Microsoft would buy out ironmace 🤞

[fervent flint]

thats not just a rogue change thats for everyone

[violet wren]

They literally have no concept of time. If they say 12hrs it’s 3days

[scarlet stirrup]

yeah ofc but rogue needs True damage more than any class in the game

[grave cobalt]

but only as random modif

[fervent flint]

have over 3k hours. sorry youre upset

[scarlet stirrup]

you're likely new to the game

[wraith shuttle]

3k hours you could’ve spent talking to a girl

[fervent flint]

yeah and they tried saying rogue is hard counter to druid now LOL

[turbid harness]

You guys remember when they gave us bluestones for late wipes before it became the norm

[frozen linden]

I do a lil both

[fervent flint]

have a wife sorry youre so upset

[merry karma]

he said he doesnt want to know😭

[scarlet stirrup]

Yes because druid will lose so much mobility

[wraith shuttle]

3k hours of wife neglect

[frozen linden]

LMAO

[scarlet stirrup]

this guy have 3 iq bro

[wraith shuttle]

Bet it’s gonna last long

[potent ember]

hurry update up

[violet wren]

I remember infinite blue stone farming

[brave solstice]

i wiped my ass , enjoy the dungeons fellas 🤙

[thin fable]

wheres the patch?

[violet wren]

Now you just get to pay $20 for reskins

[turbid harness]

[frozen linden]

He doesn’t have the intelligence to accept that Druid is going to get diffed by rogues for the upcoming wipe

[latent iron]

where game ?

[neat mesa]

lets make sure that we all stay respectful

[fervent flint]

only on panther chicken jump but its not that needed when we are already max mms. even if another class is also max mms we still use the extra time in air to clear spaces other classes cant buying more time to heal and rengage. same rat jump through doors as well

[scarlet stirrup]

sdf is playing apogea rn we are waiting

[turbid harness]

The combined iq of this chat is 3

[wind salmon]

When wipe

[prime patio]

when wipe?

[ashen stream]

when wipe?

[wraith shuttle]

When wipe?

[turbid elbow]

get bardiched long range

[turbid harness]

When wipe?

[merry karma]

idk let me ask sdf real quick

[dull karma]

[nimble mulch]

When wipe ?

[cedar crest]

3 hours without an update

[scarlet stirrup]

i swear redditors are smarter

[warm rampart]

When wipe?

[cunning frost]

when wipe

[shell kernel]

When wipe?

[dull karma]

when wipe

[frigid parrot]

[wraith shuttle]

They updated me just not yall

[turbid harness]

When wipe?

[fervent flint]

if rogue double jump went as for as even panther chicken nerfed jump will be then yeah okay but the druid jumjp with nerf will still go firther, still allowing for better movement in most modules. yes not as crazy as before but not the nerff everyone was hoping for

[heady shale]

Wipe delayed till 31st

[rocky thicket]

sdf= sad dork freak

[scarlet stirrup]

cool

[bright igloo]

you’re telling me not being able to fly across an entire module isn’t a giant nerf to your mobility?

[turbid harness]

Permission to wipe?

[scarlet stirrup]

i just saw his name btw dude wants everything nerfed other than his main

[wraith shuttle]

Bros up arguing about Druid class in a niche game on a discord while he has a wife he could be talking to

[merry karma]

keep my name out your mouth

[unique token]

🌋 🌋

[turbid harness]

Let it crust 🥀

[crystal mason]

just cause it wipes today doesnt mean itll be playable today

[scarlet stirrup]

LMAOOOO

[reef sentinel]

so nice when we have a wipe timer and they just go radio silence

[gaunt pier]

when guys when when is the wipe ?

[dull karma]

epiw nehw

[fervent flint]

bro is upset while he could be finding a wife

[wraith shuttle]

I’m girlfriend age

[frozen linden]

My fiancé plays ts with me🫃

[crystal flicker]

No wipe?

[long sleet]

first time?

[cursive basalt]

is anyone selling eggs rn on the market?

[opaque heath]

maybe the druids hacked the servers

[turbid elbow]

soon

[grim wedge]

wife < boiwife ngl

[frozen linden]

Yeah I am

[rocky thicket]

if u got no egg u r bad

[whole crow]

they have 6 hrs left to post wipe eta, if they said new season starts on the 29th

[merry karma]

how much

[frozen linden]

a snickers bar and a high five

[fervent flint]

bro is upset while he could be finding a girlfriend but arguing with someone online for no reason xD

[merry karma]

bet im in trade search sdf

[crystal mason]

graysun isnt listening to music yet so not soon

[sharp basalt]

at what time will season 8 start?

[potent ember]

bro if no udate ima find them ppl

[frozen linden]

Debating *

[opaque heath]

at least the twitch drops coming

[scarlet stirrup]

he's ragebaiting

[frozen linden]

Has to be

[cursive basalt]

they are like 7 DBs i think most people cant afford that

[fervent flint]

he hasnt made one point. just being upset LOL thats not debating

[long sleet]

shi like 6 or 7 hours prolly

[reef sentinel]

No, just gullible

[karmic crest]

patch hasnt even started yet lol my 7 am eastern was way off looks like the 12 pm guy was closer

[indigo stone]

what is DB

[sharp basalt]

nice

[potent ember]

im hecking mainframe

[marsh thorn]

dont think they have ever had a clean wipe in more ways than one

[sudden hatch]

deathbloom

[frozen linden]

DeathBloom

[indigo stone]

ty, returning after 2 yrs

[wraith shuttle]

I’m actually extremely happy with my current status, got a couple girls in the phone just waiting for the right one

[bright igloo]

me personally i can’t wait for the nuclear godzilla god king barbs and fighters

[cunning frost]

😎

[violet wren]

i said. 12pm bare minimum '

[turbid elbow]

that's the IM spice

[rocky thicket]

skill issue i pulled 9 db in one game

[cunning frost]

we wont be able to play s8 before 12 hours from now, you all know it's true

[frozen linden]

Fighters are gonna be op with the disarming perk they are getting

[outer aurora]

Is it still not wiped yet?

[dull karma]

wipe hasn't even started yet

[wraith shuttle]

My bigger issue is you took the time and money to marry a girl and you waste your time doing this lmao

[blissful mirage]

people who cant affort db are 90% of player base

[cursive basalt]

anyone want to give me a db? i will show my sacc on camera

[opaque heath]

"The server will return to full service 2 hours after the patch starts." "is expected to be extended by approximately 2 hours" "is expected to be extended by approximately 4 hour" "is expected to be extended by approximately one hour"

[merry karma]

games up for me

[languid escarp]

barb and fighter whern?

[karmic crest]

@frozen linden what diasarm perk

[marsh thorn]

how many times they gotta wipe before they finally do it clean

[scarlet stirrup]

so hyped

[frozen linden]

Cap, it’s the cheapest named item

[bright igloo]

wtf ? he’s married and can’t have hobbies or interests?

[turbid elbow]

bro a dreamer

[violet wren]

false thats lad

[frozen linden]

Watch the trailer, it’s with the rogue

[cursive basalt]

bs they cost lad and chests

[frozen linden]

Fr? Swear db was the cheapest

[wraith shuttle]

No

[blissful mirage]

i have around 90 friends casuals and sweats and they bearly get to 2 artifacts per wipe

[neat mesa]

probably famine

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[warped lintel]

definitely famine

[violet wren]

its been a lil but i thought it was around the lowest

[merry karma]

db is def the cheapest

[bright igloo]

you single man i will pray for you

[rocky thicket]

famine cheapest

[neat mesa]

not at all

[merry karma]

lmao ez bait

[wraith shuttle]

Single not lonely

[blissful mirage]

also famine is the cheapest next to delirium and dynn

[neat mesa]

🔨

[warped lintel]

db is the smallest so you can fit the most in trade window

[open cipher]

When’s wipe

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[whole crow]

[scarlet stirrup]

BEES what class do you main?

[frozen linden]

I’ve only gotten 5 artifacts this season, its definitely a luck thing imp

[merry karma]

the lobby lmao

[neat mesa]

🐻 🐆 🐓 🐀

[static wren]

[rocky thicket]

i pulled 3 echo of screams in 4 gk runs this wipe

[scarlet stirrup]

c:

[blissful mirage]

agreed, i got 2 artifacts from pvp and 2 from buying them, 0 from boss.... this wipe

[static wren]

#remove druid

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[warped lintel]

🐝 ❓

[junior kernel]

No shapeshift mastery kills the class 😂 it should’ve been rat getting nuked instead

[merry karma]

thats crzy because i remember a certain sorc firing spells at me while i do wyvern

[spice ingot]

💀 ❌

[scarlet stirrup]

whats ur main?

[frozen linden]

Never gotten one from boss, only mystic gem rooms and pvp

[fervent flint]

youve never played druid and its obvious xD

[neat mesa]

also 🧙‍♂️ 💨 🔥 ⚡️ 🖐️ 🤚

[bitter orchid]

0815 game ?

[rocky thicket]

mystical gem artifact is like 1/1000

[warped lintel]

imagine you're fighting someone and a druid pulls up as a swarm of bees

[jagged umbra]

when s8 dropping? 29th almost over

[naive grove]

3h ago

[neat mesa]

probably rly handsome

[frozen linden]

Only ever pulled once, was running trios on GC

[blissful mirage]

WHO IS MAD ABOUT SHAPESHIFT??? they better sit the frock down cus we mad happy boys

[scarlet stirrup]

sdf and graysun are playing fortnite atm

[fervent flint]

bard. just funny people think this nerf is going to change them dominating in solos lol

[summer lion]

whos gonna tell him

[jagged umbra]

dadless

[neat mesa]

everytime i ask for bee form i just get smiley reactions 😭

[scarlet stirrup]

Ur a bard main and can't kill a druid? lol

[bright igloo]

how do you beat druid as a bard then if u main bard

[violet wren]

arrows

[rocky thicket]

i just want to play the game

[frozen linden]

Shriek of weakness and arrows, just run away pretty much

[warped lintel]

sounds like positive reactions, bee form confirmed

[proper arch]

When is the update done? I’m tired I took leave for this

[gusty otter]

@neat mesa need to main Cleric if u want to hear something like bee's unfortunaly

[glass mesa]

clown sdf

[fervent flint]

nice bait. never said anything toward losing to druid. but seen peoples complaints over years and this is not the change thats needed to stop druid lol

[tough raven]

servers arent down u still can :)

[bright igloo]

no no no. you lament them then hop on them with dissonance

[foggy escarp]

what time new season?

[merry karma]

leaked caught in 4k gl buddy ur done

[blissful mirage]

as main bard, i once blocked bear 5 times in between rapier pokes, got hit once, 50% hp gone plus turn coat, druid went human form to heal, I SURV BOW HEADSHOT still not dead

[turbid elbow]

just a few more, give or take several, hours to go 🌋

[violet wren]

bear mounting when

[warped lintel]

15 minutes

[bright igloo]

if you are playing 10 song on bard in solos ur trolling

[rocky thicket]

not this wipe silly billy!

[frozen linden]

Idk I’ve always used shriek of weakness and it’s always worked personally

[foggy escarp]

nice, hype

[scarlet stirrup]

im ragebaiting him bro lol

[strange oriole]

Why u lying

[vagrant harness]

new season 15 min sdf said so

[bright igloo]

yeah i just find shriek not worth it for it reducing pdr by 3-4% on average

[blissful mirage]

if you play bard you better pour thousands of hours into pvp to be garbage at first bro

[neat mesa]

i think its more “how do we let the lil guy down softly” (im the lil guy)

[summer lion]

14 more min GUYS

[blissful mirage]

you got me going

[warm rampart]

When wipe? Why not let us at least have a look at the patch notes?

[valid iris]

24 hrs *

[fervent flint]

its always been consensus that druid dominates solos. if thats news to you now then idk what to tell you xD. bait is too obvious. people willl still be crying over druid after this patch and asking for rat removal next

[violet wren]

SDF promissed me he would let me press the wipe button

[warm rampart]

3 days*

[vagrant harness]

14 more min ong

[rocky thicket]

do yall think the wipe button has 2fa?

[distant yoke]

New season already?

[frozen linden]

He actually promised me buddy

[formal otter]

⚔️ 🪓 🗡️ 🏹 🙏 🪄 👿 🪈 🐻 🙌

[turbid elbow]

nah

[vale anvil]

The cast time is a really big nerf. And a lot of Druid players won’t be able to adapt to it that easily

[blissful mirage]

we need a wipe countdown

[fast flame]

right im gonna go hand in my 2 weeks notice at work right now if its not even started wiping by the time im back im gonna be very VERY angry

[scarlet stirrup]

ur last video is goated

[toxic hornet]

still baffles me how they do not communicate AT ALL when they clearly fucked up something

[bright igloo]

sdf just called me from his bugatti helicopter 🚁 him and partychip were at the club they are getting wipe and patch started as soon as it lands on ironmace’s penthouse lamborghini landing pad

[blissful mirage]

no glazing in the tavern

[violet wren]

korean grindset alpha mentality

[analog leaf]

Judging by how long their migrations take, 2fa is out of the question 😅

[fair ocean]

check pin

[toxic hornet]

you must be mistaken, partychip wont fit through the clubs door

[iron dove]

when wipe?

[merry karma]

i heard bees is build like partychip

[scarlet stirrup]

damn i forgot

[fervent flint]

its really not. and they get their old heals back. for someone that mains druid itll only take a day to get used to the new timings and spacing.

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[frozen linden]

He’s cheeks bro wdym

[formal otter]

Thanks. I still can't believe sdf commented and graysun shared 🤯

[severe zephyr]

bro it's 6pm in korea, are they going to work during the night since surely they will brick something like always?

[vale anvil]

They communicate every time they have to extend the patch. So no idea what you mean by that

[rocky thicket]

i will buy 50 redstone shards if yall wipe in the next 12 mins

[neat mesa]

👀

[icy zodiac]

ditto

[vale anvil]

SDF literally said chicken jump isn’t possible anymore though

[merry karma]

ooof that was supposed to be a pm

[bright igloo]

they got yamis hair essential oils to slide him through tight squeezes

[summer lion]

ok but sdf said in the qna that super jump is no longer possible

[wraith shuttle]

What’s the best race for barbs I was thinking of snagging one

[blissful mirage]

WAIT THIS IS THE DUDE FROM THE BARD SONGS

[turbid elbow]

several more hours = 3-12h; then comes the 6h patch; then the immediate hotfix for 2-4h

[astral escarp]

wtf is my favorite game going to wipe. WTH

[scarlet stirrup]

ye

[bright igloo]

dwarf when it comes out

[toxic hornet]

and once again yami there to save the day for chip

[frozen linden]

Yeah I responded to the dm you sent me of bees being built like a tug boat, that wasn’t very nice buddy

[fervent flint]

panther chicken jump will still clear gaps other classes cant.... if youre on flat ground trying to momentum jump across the module then no shit lol

[wraith shuttle]

You’d troll me I need someone else’s answer

[cobalt nebula]

i dont know if people have fish memory or just new, water map wipe was the same shit they went radio silent and almost a day later it wiped

[high grove]

Someone come wipe me

[bright igloo]

cat skins

[feral shell]

where is patch

[mint wasp]

Quivers Yall.......QUIVERS !!!

[scarlet stirrup]

bruh do you read

[blissful mirage]

it would be criminal if they didnt show love to actual bard content for their game

[fast flame]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoigaming-borzoi-sand-dog-meme-gif-7540556842493661710

[merry karma]

tugboat druid form before bee form confirmed

[summer lion]

hes ragebaiting must be

[violet wren]

dont let the line holders deny the truth. they do this everytime

[frozen linden]

Marvel rivals better

[scarlet stirrup]

dude he's good

[bright igloo]

how long have you been playing music for?

[sullen relic]

PATCH WHEN

[vague adder]

Can we wipe the season this century please?

[fair ocean]

and arc raiders W

[warped lintel]

highguard better

[toxic hornet]

bro if you dont get the movement from the panther leap on your chicken, then your chicken just jump like a normal class which means no more leaps across modules

[dusty timber]

how do i make sure i keep all my gear after the wipe?

[blissful mirage]

yall sleeping on marauders

[rocky thicket]

anyone else gooning?

[frozen linden]

You don’t

[violet wren]

give it to cave troll

[fervent flint]

classes only get one jump, meanwhile chicken gets 2. being in air longer yes means we can still go further than other classes. they just wont zoom across the whole room in one go

[frozen linden]

Always

[scarlet stirrup]

🇮🇱

[dapper topaz]

When update

[dusky obsidian]

^

[formal otter]

I hope some day they add free play to instruments so we can jam in the dungeons 🪘 like they have it in Mordhau

[bright igloo]

this dude is a certified crash out

[frozen linden]

Ur a bard main saying “we” who is “we” ur a victim of Druids like everyone else💀

[blissful mirage]

that would be insane man

[violet wren]

Several aka multiple aka many aka more

[bright igloo]

can someone mod this nerfmeleewizard guy?

[blissful mirage]

5AM NO PATCH

[toxic hornet]

yes and that in itself is a huge nerf not a "skill filter" just a plain nerf. shapeshift mastery gone will be a skill filter especially when it comes to jumping doors but the other one just a good nerf

[scarlet stirrup]

@proud copper please buff longsword

[plain abyss]

soooooo

[fervent flint]

if youre in panther then switch to chicken, jump before the timer finishes, then you get 3 jumps. yes it doesnt go across the module anymore but if im jumping over a spaced area that other classes cant jump over in 1 jump then....

[desert jungle]

thank you ironmace and sdf for trying and doing your bes.

[plain abyss]

When is wipe?

[long sleet]

W glaze

[violet wren]

ok enough praise

[frozen linden]

He’s not going to let you crack bro

[bright igloo]

okay so you’re talking about like jumping over a fence or something goofy

[steel urchin]

wasnt wipe suppose to happen like 3 hrs ago?

[blissful mirage]

no glazing in the tavern

[neat mesa]

Jamming out to it rn

[low tinsel]

I wait for the wipe like it is an approaching storm that everyone swears is real, despite the sky being perfectly clear and the developers having vanished into a monk-like vow of silence. No patch notes, no countdown, not even a vague, comforting lie, just the soft hum of copium as I refresh Discord, Twitter, and my soul every ten minutes. I tell myself this silence is intentional, that it is all part of a grand, mysterious plan, and not because time itself has stopped and Dark and Darker now exists in a permanent pre-wipe purgatory. Any moment now, I insist, the notes will drop, the servers will tremble, and meaning will return to the world, but until then I will wait patiently, heroically, gaslighting myself into believing that the wipe is imminent and that this unbearable anticipation is actually content.

[toxic hornet]

just sad that their "best" is not particularly good

[scarlet stirrup]

sdf and graysun are playing fortnite atm, maybe 4-8 hours minimum

[stable minnow]

[fair ocean]

you thought they was gonna be on time?

[steady briar]

R1 R1 L1 L2 left right down up left right down up

[formal otter]

I picked up guitar around 17 years ago, when I was in high school, but I can't say I practiced diligently.

[desert jungle]

just got admin privileges. goodbye to all those who made fun of me.

[violet wren]

if they were good at things they would be SteelMace not IronHammer

[merry karma]

🎵 Soft piano plays… 🎵

Have you ever logged into Dark and Darker… only to feel the cold, merciless touch of a Druid?

Hi, I’m you. And I know what it feels like to pour hours into farming loot… just for it to evaporate in one Nature’s Wrath swipe.

But wait, there’s more! If you log in right now, you’ll experience:

The instant heartbreak of your perfectly geared Rogue getting rooted in the middle of the dungeon

The slow-motion despair of your loot vanishing as a druid casually walks by, humming a lullaby of doom

The emotional rollercoaster of respawning… only to wonder why you even bother

Call now, and we’ll throw in… the emotional trauma of watching another player get annihilated by a Druid right next to you. It’s like a subscription to disappointment — but the first few seconds are free!

Druids: Nature’s way of saying “don’t get attached to anything ever.”

[warped lintel]

[bright igloo]

nice i’ve been playing for a long time as well. very well played i enjoyed that a lot hoping to hear some more medieval fantasy inspired tunes from you

[dapper topaz]

When update

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[frozen linden]

You want attention so bad rn

[dapper spoke]

@merry karma We need patch notes!

[fervent flint]

thanks for giving it to me then ig? stay upset 🙂

[rocky thicket]

"Hello everyone!
It will likely be several more hours for the wipe.
We will keep you updated 🌋" ya were cooked

[vale anvil]

Druid was already a skill filter with shapeshift mastery

And you can’t predict a swing 2 seconds before it happens

[bright igloo]

bro can you get back on your normal discord account instead of the rage baiting alt thanks.

[neat mesa]

Patch notes

1. its coming

[violet wren]

missing the 2. no its not

[fervent flint]

yikes. another one upset over what they thought was a druid killing nerf 😉

[gusty aspen]

how much longer bru

[sage cloak]

wipe what time?

[blissful mirage]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[warped lintel]

15 minutes

[sage hazel]

if u guys are sitting here waiting all night for it to wipe u might as well got to sleep lmao

[scarlet stirrup]

its been 3 hours

[sage creek]

14h35mins left

[bright igloo]

how does me telling you to stop rage baiting make me upset

[fervent flint]

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

everyone will be crying over removal of rat form next, this changes nothing 🐭

[merry karma]

Darker and Darker – Patch 6.9.420 “Chaos & Regret”

General Changes

The long-promised wipe has been postponed indefinitely. Enjoy your decade-old loot!

Players now automatically gain 0.5% more “mild frustration” per dungeon run.

Respawn timers have been rebalanced to maximize existential dread.

Combat Changes

Druids now critically hit everything, including chairs, barrels, and your hopes.

Rogues can no longer stealth past enemies. Stealth now applies only to your self-esteem.

Barbarians now sometimes swing at random invisible enemies. Accuracy is optional.

Loot & Economy

Legendary items now have a 0.0001% chance to spawn. This chance increases if you cry loudly enough in chat.

All consumables now have a 50% chance to do… nothing. It’s called “realism.”

New item added: Costco Hot Dog – +20 stamina, -10 dignity.

Dungeon & Map Changes

Lava map now features “Pregnant Goblins.” They do nothing but stare at you, silently judging.

Trap density increased by 42%. Logic has left the building.

Doors now randomly refuse to open. You are trapped. Forever.

Miscellaneous

Added in-game timer reading “Soon™” to all wipes and patches.

Voice chat now auto-plays the sound of your own sighing.

Known Issues

Players continue to suffer from chronic disappointment. This is not a bug.

New wipe content may or may not exist. We are legally allowed to say this.

[scarlet stirrup]

Just ignore him

[cunning frost]

When wipe?

[amber tree]

so i was solo in goblin caves as a barb and i found this rogue in the middle of the map he kept running from me then coming back when i walked away wverytime i chased him he would double jump up to the top of the elevotr on the celling is this reportable?

[blissful mirage]

YO this is fire

[wraith shuttle]

Not reportable really but they aren’t supposed to. You should be lucky you weren’t here back in the old days

[rocky thicket]

1pm est??

[fervent flint]

if youre in panther then switch to chicken, jump before the timer finishes, then you get 3 jumps. yes it doesnt go across the module anymore but if im jumping over a spaced area that other classes cant jump over in 1 jump then....

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

[turbid elbow]

few hours, not several remain

[fair ocean]

DROP THE UPDATE OR IMMA EAT THAT BUTT

[wraith shuttle]

Report the spot

[fervent flint]

thank you good sir

[balmy flicker]

just a double jump diff

[low tinsel]

I wait for the wipe like it is an approaching storm that everyone swears is real, despite the sky being perfectly clear and the developers having vanished into a monk-like vow of silence. No patch notes, no countdown, not even a vague, comforting lie, just the soft hum of copium as I refresh Discord, Twitter, and my soul every ten minutes. I tell myself this silence is intentional, that it is all part of a grand, mysterious plan, and not because time itself has stopped and Dark and Darker now exists in a permanent pre-wipe purgatory. Any moment now, I insist, the notes will drop, the servers will tremble, and meaning will return to the world, but until then I will wait patiently, heroically, gaslighting myself into believing that the wipe is imminent and that this unbearable anticipation is actually content.

[scarlet stirrup]

i felt this

[vale mason]

so like do we get the pregnant goblin skin for having to wait so long for wipe?

[formal otter]

Thanks, I have several ideas I would love to work on. Unfortunately, the remaining bard songs in DaD don't offer much possibility, I already used the best ones 😅

[amber tree]

he kept running so i went to the extract and when i got on the elevator he got on and tried to kill me so i killed him
HAPPY ENDING GUYS

[blissful mirage]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[vagrant harness]

so wipes coming out between now and the next 30 mins

[restive sinew]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[hardy lotus]

just woke up from my nap how long

[potent ember]

no

[teal meteor]

is necromancer class coming this wipe?

[violet wren]

I wait for the wipe like it is an approaching storm that everyone swears is real, despite the sky being perfectly clear and the developers having vanished into a monk-like vow of silence. No patch notes, no countdown, not even a vague, comforting lie, just the soft hum of copium as I refresh Discord, Twitter, and my soul every ten minutes. I tell myself this silence is intentional, that it is all part of a grand, mysterious plan, and not because time itself has stopped and Dark and Darker now exists in a permanent pre-wipe purgatory. Any moment now, I insist, the notes will drop, the servers will tremble, and meaning will return to the world, but until then I will wait patiently, heroically, gaslighting myself into believing that the wipe is imminent and that this unbearable anticipation is actually content.

[merry karma]

go back to bed

[scarlet stirrup]

go back to bed

[rocky thicket]

go back to bed solider 9 more hours

[turbid elbow]

yep it's a barb, about to faust bargain every1

[frozen linden]

The Griddy

[blissful mirage]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[fair ocean]

🗣️

[frozen linden]

Pregnant goblins

[formal otter]

Haha that's so nice 😁

[safe nest]

well well well classic dnd wipe day

[frozen linden]

Patch notes

1. Druid gets a Steven Hawking ability

2. Pregnant goblins are released and fart when you kill them!

3. The 6 7 emote and the Griddy has been added to the store along with a Nikki Minaj Skin

4. Every classes perks have been removed and given to Druid along with making every class harmless

[rocky thicket]

been waiting for the nikki minaj skin

[fervent flint]

if youre in panther then switch to chicken, jump before the timer finishes, then you get 3 jumps. yes it doesnt go across the module anymore but if im jumping over a spaced area that other classes cant jump over in 1 jump then....

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

everyone will be crying over removal of rat form next, this changes nothing 🐭

[short lantern]

Patch Notes

Druid pregnant form and every attack is a disarm

[neat mesa]

rat form druid throwing war mauls at you

[frozen linden]

Barbarian should get a 70% damage bonus when throwing drums

[short lantern]

How are we using chatgpt to talk in dark and darker discord

[violet wren]

barbs should have patch 69 enable at all times for them. one shot no matter what

[novel walrus]

surely any second now

[fervent flint]

yikes shows you cant form an actual sentence without chatgpt. nice sell out

[high grove]

Barbarian gets father damage buff if you’re in party with pregnant druid

[weary pond]

Sorry to ask a question thats been asked 1000 times alrready, but what time will new wipe be ready?

[sour dew]

when does update come out?

[obtuse forge]

did they wipe the game ?

[rocky thicket]

gonna rip a fat bowl cheers

[frozen linden]

I’m working on it rn man give me some time

[snow jungle]

Like 10 years from now.

[fervent flint]

if youre in panther then switch to chicken, jump before the timer finishes, then you get 3 jumps. yes it doesnt go across the module anymore but if im jumping over a spaced area that other classes cant jump over in 1 jump then....

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

everyone will be crying over removal of rat form next, this changes nothing 🐭

[queen torrent]

just did now time for sleep

[fair ocean]

SAME

[scarlet stirrup]

no one knows, they do this every wipe we just wait

[short lantern]

I'm sorry but no human types like that. You typed it out with every single AI flag imaginable, just say you used it to format your paragraph dawg

Also why does your first paragraph have no punctuation, second one does

This is top tier ragebait ngl

[violet wren]

😩

[fair ocean]

srry caps

[scarlet stirrup]

he has a wife be careful

[fervent flint]

shows who actually uses chat gpt.... yikes

[high grove]

[obtuse dune]

What a dev team aye

[weary pond]

Yeah Ive been here since early PT. Felt kinda silly asking that question given IM history of delaying wipes, then the game breaking bugs for a couple days etc lol

[frozen linden]

Must be a miserable marriage if he’s acting like this

[golden comet]

is there patch notes

[tepid stag]

i thought the update was supposed to be hours ago?

[violet wren]

🦧 😩 🦬

[south tapir]

We as in us are all posting LLM generated content in the official Dark and Darker Discord's general chat 🤞 😹

[lost vigil]

Anyone knows when the wipe gonna happen?

[fervent flint]

i can add it to it if you want... or should i ask chatgpt to for me 😉

[short lantern]

Idk what ur tryna say dawg, ur first paragraph has 0 punctuation and ur second has an EM dash and perfect punctuation. Lock in and stop ragebaiting

[blissful mirage]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[rocky thicket]

life is like a box of rockets

[short lantern]

does he watch in the chair or

[violet wren]

this guy watched the video

[junior ridge]

yOOOOOO WHERE IS WIPE?

[fervent flint]

keep coping ig. crazy how no punctuation and punctuation both make you upset

[frozen linden]

Fortnite balls!!!

[neat mesa]

check pinned!

[midnight wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-macron-emmanuel-macron-for-sure-sure-gif-17254882495449958927

[weary pond]

Alright, back on Arc to see if im lucky enought o actually play this rubber duck event

[violet wren]

wrong chat big guy

[golden comet]

a few hours from when he said is right now

[lofty gate]

Nah I’m chill

[scarlet stirrup]

Yeah dark and darker is like pomegranate you need patience to enjoy it

[blissful mirage]

bro no bad punctuation in the tavern bro

[obsidian cloak]

wipe hape

[formal otter]

🌋 🌋

[scarlet stirrup]

thats too much lol

[blissful mirage]

🚶 🔥 WALK WITH YOUR BOYS! 💯 🐭 🚫 NO SHAPESHIFT ALLOWED 🚫 🧑‍🦽

[short lantern]

Nah ur just a strange bloke posting ai generated messages in the chat and getting pressed over it dawg 😭

[rocky thicket]

ive been saving up crust for months cant wait to wipe

[fervent flint]

bro frrrr

[junior ridge]

Lets just wrap it up and put it up now, I am tired of waiting

[placid fractal]

how do we not have even patch notes yet lmfao

[fair ocean]

gts

[turbid elbow]

sdf has to add the final druid buffs before he can wipe

[fervent flint]

you got pressed over it.... then called it ragebait but proceeding to rage over it. ahahahah

[frozen linden]

Gn chat

[junior ridge]

I am not even eepy yet

[violet wren]

nothing works cant put nothing in the notes

[rocky thicket]

anyone else enjoying the fallout show?

[obtuse forge]

did they wipe ?

[neat mesa]

2 bear forms

[obsidian cloak]

get some rest fellas 🙏🏻😭

[neat mesa]

duel wielded bears

[fair ocean]

watch a movie

[turbid elbow]

panda form and grizzly

[fervent flint]

if youre in panther then switch to chicken, jump before the timer finishes, then you get 3 jumps. Yes it doesnt go across the module anymore but if im jumping over a spaced area that other classes cant jump over in 1 jump then....

Shapeshift Mastery removal isn’t a nerf, it’s a skill filter. People yelling “huge movement nerf” like momentum just disappeared — panther → chicken jumps still clear gaps others can’t. Space better, bait the commit, then maul in bear. We lose brainless swaps and get our real heals back.

Druid’s still cooking. 🌿🐻

everyone will be crying over removal of rat form next, this changes nothing 🐭

[frozen linden]

Bears now have cure of pain

[weary pond]

dual wield sprint bears with panthomise

[golden cedar]

when is wipe wtf?

[obtuse forge]

thats what i am asking

[errant isle]

We missed the wipe already?

[leaden yew]

couple hours ago lmao

[merry karma]

bears can now wield kriss daggers

[neat mesa]

soon ™️

[balmy kernel]

Check pinned messages

[placid zephyr]

yo

[golden cedar]

why don’t they tell us exact time of wipe????

[safe nest]

so... thats a lie

[short lantern]

u getting pressed over me calling it out twin

[scarlet stirrup]

Yes.

[leaden yew]

They don't even know when

[short lantern]

I respect it though u've been pasting it for 40 minutes I must be missing something

[frozen linden]

Kriss or castilion better?

[turbid elbow]

cobra form they touch you, you just die in 2 mins, betta extract

[remote pine]

Stilleto

[fervent flint]

yeah keep going over it man. shows how you arent mad over it 😉

[muted shuttle]

is the game playable yet? or is it down

[weary pond]

Because they themsdelves dont know it. Project management isnt their strong suit lmao. "likely a few hours" from Graysun tells you all you need to know- they've no idea what time it will be ready themselves!

[void gorge]

Release the Patchstein Files

[whole crow]

so wipe is the jan 30th got it, get some rest boys

[frozen linden]

Castilion is better than stilleto

[merry karma]

99% of they player base cant even pronounce castilion right

[sudden hatch]

fakenuke

[short lantern]

im just saying it's AI generated dawg clock in

[remote pine]

First time ragebaiting?

[meager temple]

"Likely a few hours from now" 3 hours later lol