#the-tavern

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placid onyx
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people in the vc are cancer

vague thorn
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just play the game with or without it

winter idol
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yeah but when you and your buddies all have one/multiple it was a blast to pass em around & go nuts

verbal marten
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Ill admit you’re somewhat right. But at least the gameplay feels fair or at least more fair. It’s not just door and doorer with players killing you because you had 5 less move speed. Ill admit loot is shallow right now but they’ve added more content/utilitys within the first month than dark and darker has within nearly a year

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I really do wish dark and darker was good

tired pine
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server off?

placid onyx
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yeah sdf stands for servers down forever @tired pine

mild flax
wheat smelt
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ya know whats the opposite, guilty as charged

quaint bison
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free artifact for delayed patch L devs

neat abyss
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update rn

strange sage
simple vault
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revert #100

winter idol
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I get rich to go broke, i go broke to get rich

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spending money is fun

verbal marten
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damn so fuck every class that can’t use spells? Dont give them any utility to balance that out? Now you’re thinking like SDF!

winter idol
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wearing gear is fun

spark ember
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you 100% can beat an artifact in gear, it was more so it being a 330 MS meta that made artifact arena so daunting for those without one

strange sage
wheat smelt
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Go ahead and abuse lil guy, hf while you can and recharge next season

strange sage
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elven bow, fulgor, deathbloom, just to name a few

rancid bane
livid chasm
strange sage
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i dont buy full kits, id rather dump it into arena gear and religion

final monolith
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Reduced the Warlock’s Phantomize duration from 6 → 4 seconds.
Increased the Cleric’s Holy Light healing from 25 → 35.
Increased the Cleric’s Lesser Heal healing from 15 → 20.
Increased the Sorcerer’s Plasma Blast channeling time from 3 → 4 seconds.

GREAT CHANGES, VERY VERY NICE

mild flax
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what would u folk say is the main thing that killed dark n darker

deep nacelle
final monolith
cosmic hatch
strange sage
spark ember
dreamy vine
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happythanksgiving

verbal marten
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then it’s not utility

mental roost
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2 hours means 4 hours.
4 hours means 8 hours.

barren wedge
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servers still down?

gilded relic
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might be 6 or 7 more hours

chrome anvil
tawdry maple
white slate
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im just done dude

livid chasm
final monolith
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LK the last 2 patches have been EXACTLY the balance changes we needed

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they are bringing it back LK phantomize nerf is clutch, plasma blast nerf is clutch, and healer cleric buffs are nice

tawdry maple
final monolith
tired pine
final monolith
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nah SDF is cooking he just did 2 W patches in a row

tawdry maple
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yeah druid seems so weak, right @proud copper ? they should get 10 more hp and 5 more base strength i would say

stable meteor
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not being able to turn int obear when i want to is pretty frustrating, i wish they made its hitbox smaller

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as druid

slender phoenix
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multiclass arena with artifacts seems like the play rn

gleaming thicket
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WHEN WILL THE SERVERS GO UP!''!!

verbal marten
tawdry maple
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the games cooked, 4k concurrent players yesterday during NA prime time was a movie

heavy valve
final monolith
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i never like what you type dokja i might ignore you

turbid elbow
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+2h

quaint carbon
tawdry maple
gilded relic
final monolith
livid chasm
turbid edge
native hamlet
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Does SDF genuinely not have systems in place to prevent these situations? To prevent updates from being delayed or something similar? Seriously, this happens so often, and they haven't come up with a permanent solution, or at least a more effective one?

ember snow
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always 2 hrs.

cosmic hatch
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jesus these incompetent people, first free day in a month and i planned to game a bit this moring, screw taht i guess

sharp dawn
heavy valve
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druids are free money

chrome anvil
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SERVER DELAYED FOR 36 YEARS 🧠 🚫

turbid edge
native hamlet
final monolith
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thornrock said:
Thornrock — 5:07 AM
DRUID SO OP PLS NERF 😮

modern glen
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I genuinely believe sdf company building code based on AI. Cause how tf you managed to have delay on every update

heavy valve
verbal marten
turbid edge
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it says he posted it like 3 mins ago?

sonic quest
cosmic hatch
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Yo ironmace, you wonder why you got no players, why no one wana buy this game? Tis is why, this crap right here

tawdry maple
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im literally in blue maelstrom rn 🔥

final monolith
gleaming thicket
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OMG DOWN AGAIN

verbal marten
livid chasm
sharp dawn
heavy valve
livid chasm
final monolith
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the like last 5 patchs were straight fire, thank you for all the good work everyone at ironmace

modern glen
nocturne scarab
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😐

verbal marten
sharp dawn
final monolith
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thank you good guy dave, i think the actual status is +2hours for anyone wondering

livid chasm
final monolith
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announcements > server status

heavy valve
weary plume
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2 more hours lol

final monolith
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burh

raven thicket
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yo

sharp dawn
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I just want the lizard and lycan skins to have the ability to use open helms and hats but keep the closed helms locked

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I want my lizardlock too look cool with a funny hood

final obsidian
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i aint gon lie lizard lock always gon be without drip they ugly asf fam

verbal marten
final obsidian
heavy valve
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why bother with lock and no occulist hood

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lizlock gutted from the start

sharp dawn
heavy valve
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yeah again gutted from the start

final obsidian
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yeah rip lizardmen

verbal marten
winter idol
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tattooed race when?

heavy valve
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jesus this audience really can't read

sharp dawn
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I find it kinda dumb they cant use hoods

livid chasm
heavy valve
final obsidian
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nah on a real note how much bis yall lost to queueing into hr water map on accident?

winter idol
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or class specific races?

final monolith
final obsidian
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think im down 270k so far with no stable way to recoup my bank

turbid edge
tawdry maple
sharp dawn
final monolith
heavy valve
final obsidian
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i wore good kits on water map and died alot one time even to shark i never said i was the best and that map goes crazy some times

sharp dawn
verbal marten
livid chasm
turbid edge
final obsidian
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to be fair i think its a little deserved i didnt play water map with anything than penguin after getting one shotted to 30% hp from a penguin driving the boat. After the 4 penguin nerfs i stop playing water map

final monolith
final obsidian
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didnt keep up with the spots and tech due to that

winter idol
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I need someone to give me a proper run down of that map fr

heavy valve
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lolol lost 270k as a druid

final obsidian
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no warlock and wizard

heavy valve
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how u losing in water map as either of those

final monolith
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imagine playing penguin druid in the new map and be like <<shit why am i down 200k>>

heavy valve
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esp wizard smh

final obsidian
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i told you after the 4 penguin nerfs i didnt play water map anymore. warlock and wizard is not water map bis.

final monolith
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at this point just delete the game imo

heavy valve
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mm is but ok broksi

sharp dawn
final obsidian
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wizard and warlock are arguably very weak in water and bows are better than missles? water map is better for physical damage by far

sharp dawn
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Also water map in general sucks in 90% of games that try it so im not to sure why they thought this was a good idea for d&d

copper flint
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How is this game doing fellas ? playing it is enjoyable ? cant rlly experience it since im banned a whole wipe for a green stone GibbonCleric ComfyOttoLeft

verbal marten
# livid chasm What do you mean by that? The concept? Or what

the movement, ttk, gear rolls, barbarian and druid, fausian bargin, flip flop changes, being able to solo bosses that should require people to work together. Nothing is well designed. You could probably make this game in roblox with slightly worse graphics if you’re a developer on there.

livid chasm
verbal marten
copper flint
sharp dawn
livid chasm
final obsidian
astral cedar
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@proud copper @hollow kettle @hard tree @fervent turtle Hey guys, good work... looking forward to picking my own HR map and playing exclusively crypts... no flame today...

final obsidian
verbal marten
placid onyx
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if i ever see yami irl im going to jail

final obsidian
astral cedar
sharp dawn
final obsidian
jaunty leaf
sharp dawn
sudden olive
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Why they do this update today when its the start to my mini vacation for playing time :/

verbal marten
sharp dawn
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I should just be asleep as its 4:26am for me but here i am

livid chasm
final obsidian
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i fix it for you my friend^

livid chasm
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Arc players trying to convince themselves their game is good even tho they spend more time hating on this game than playing their own 💀

sharp dawn
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Ok fuck this im going to sleep see you all in 20 hours when the patch is finally done

final obsidian
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No name wepons in arc thats the only gripe from me

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and waittttt its also a shooter

verbal marten
livid chasm
final obsidian
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and wait its also third person so its not tactical and throws immersion out the window because you can stay behind walls all game

verbal marten
final obsidian
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yeahhhh nah its mid raiders same copy pasta shooter extraction. Its gonna die, if fornite just made extraction mode kiss the IP goodbye. such a volatile market the shooters really....

dull estuary
verbal marten
wise crescent
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o

copper flint
placid onyx
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sdf servers down forever

livid chasm
final obsidian
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jerk chicken? sdf

copper flint
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36 page of messages XD

final obsidian
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how many pages i got?

remote oxide
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Damn I had to search his name this dudes pathetic lol

livid chasm
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You uninstalled the game 5 months ago and it still in your head RENT FREEEE 💀

remote oxide
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oops didnt mean to reply to you KING

copper flint
final obsidian
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i uninstaLLED legacy and its in my mind rent free for something i shoulda got my refund on

final obsidian
verbal marten
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Imagine wanting improvements

livid chasm
remote oxide
placid onyx
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YO WHY IS MY GAME NOT UP

final obsidian
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they lowkey hitting you with the logic after you hit em with the rizz dignity

rancid bane
heavy valve
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sdf refused to hire testers (again)

wise crescent
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sdf is running game into ground but leave if you dont like it lol. some of us will hold the line regardless of the devs dumb choices lol

final obsidian
final obsidian
rancid bane
verbal marten
nocturne scarab
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HE MEANT TO SAY JAZZ I SWEAR

final obsidian
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LMFAO IM DEAD GoodYapperDave and he said he gonna hit us wth the JIZZ

placid onyx
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DELETE MY COMMENT BUT DONT UPDATE GAME

remote oxide
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I'm here to check if the game I want to play is up and I see you here complaining for months without actually playing. It's pathetic.. cope

livid chasm
rancid bane
final obsidian
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dave hitting us with the rizz little lungs is getting silenced like me in vincent chat for telling him my ethnicity

verbal marten
wise crescent
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i wish graysun didnt rudely dm JAY, hed stil b playing if it wasnt for that D:

copper flint
arctic arch
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i went into goblin caves looking normal but now im all :🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

final obsidian
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bruh i wished jay cried LOUDER

wise crescent
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i dont i love that man

placid onyx
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does korea have a thanksgiving equivalent?

rancid bane
verbal marten
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Wanting the game to succeed while refusing to hold the developers accountable is exactly how it continues to fail. You do not get growth through patience alone; you get it through pressure. If you keep logging in, keep spending, keep pretending everything is fine "for the sake of the game," you are not supporting it. You are enabling the very behavior that is killing it.

SDF’s attitude, the disrespect toward creators, the silence, the mismanagement, these are not unfortunate side effects. They are the cause. And hoping for a “glow up” while still feeding the cycle is like watering a dead plant and blaming the sun.

If you truly care about this game, stop playing it. A dying playerbase is the only language a stubborn dev understands. Starve the ego, starve the revenue, and maybe... just maybe... they will remember what this game was supposed to be before they buried it under arrogance.

Good night everyone

winter idol
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dave can u do my taxes

heavy valve
arctic arch
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TLDR

rancid bane
verbal marten
wise crescent
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stop giving this redditor neckbeard attention lol

final obsidian
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you know what jay could have done? Hit the pen got some food and said uk what F U GRAYSUN
you know what he did instead
CRIED
nah bruh i dont want to hear what he gotta say

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good riddance cuh

heavy valve
final obsidian
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he prolly cried after losing them handouts

verbal marten
final obsidian
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he prolly cry after getting carried by top 3% in game

arctic arch
placid onyx
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i just want to play dark and darker

final obsidian
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yo no cap eff jaygriffyuh what apunk

rancid bane
wise crescent
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he can copy pasta al he wants but i cant call him a neckbeard XD

arctic arch
final obsidian
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aye mayne that lowkey a slur

verbal marten
final obsidian
rancid bane
wise crescent
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crazy work.

nocturne scarab
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what if i give someone permission to insult me

remote oxide
nocturne scarab
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fuckin spit on that thang

remote oxide
arctic arch
final obsidian
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wait can u cal me dady tpo?

rancid bane
final monolith
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goodguydave is a very chill mod, dont say stuff just to test cuz he will use his powers

wise crescent
heavy valve
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what if i call a mod 'big turkey'

placid onyx
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raise your hand if you have a cat o/

final monolith
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what if you guys were good bois

remote oxide
nocturne scarab
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GET DOWN MR PRSEIDENT

arctic arch
final obsidian
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raise your hand if u just made that mac and cheese sound with your significant other*

heavy valve
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gobble gobble

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do u guys like that cranberry jelly stuff from a can

final monolith
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im not even sure what the joke is here except test limits until i get banned kinda vibe 8)

heavy valve
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thats my favorite right there

rancid bane
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None of that chief, yea

heavy valve
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boo

final obsidian
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i like that cornbread thats so sweet its almost like cake

rancid bane
remote oxide
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gobble gobble cause its turkey day 😄

final obsidian
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and fried turkey cuh

heavy valve
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im gonna try mine raw this year

rancid bane
final monolith
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is it thanksgiving todya or something? LK turkey one of the best proteins

final obsidian
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if i had cranberry sauce im chunkin that bih at @proud copper

copper barn
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what is LK?

final obsidian
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and i hope he allergic, and im not paying the hospital bills either

heavy valve
final monolith
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lowkey

winter idol
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my favorite is the pumpkin pie or pecan pie mmm

final monolith
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lowkey meaning like on the downlow, subtle, not saying it clearly

remote oxide
final monolith
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opposed to <<high key>>

copper barn
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thanks

winter idol
final obsidian
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my mom combined pecan and pumpkin pie

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its lowkey fire no cap

remote oxide
final monolith
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yo LK probly HK ngl

winter idol
final obsidian
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yeee bro combined

final monolith
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yo pecan AND pumpkin i think thats very nice idea

final obsidian
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shits fire ngl

heavy valve
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no turkey for sdf til he finishes this patch

remote oxide
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No cranberry for him either

heavy valve
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i'm serious

final obsidian
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she made 7 peis and a damn cake and used the extras to combine them into 2 extra pies

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nah he can get the cranberry i told u im chunking that shit like rotten tomatoes for a bad performance

heavy valve
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No

final obsidian
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ye

neon pebble
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damn, time to spend money to useless cosmetics to think i'm cool an skilled :3

heavy valve
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why would you give him the best part

remote oxide
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Anyone gonna play arena tomorrow or are we all sick of it by now?

final monolith
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bro can you send pictures of the pies

final obsidian
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the best part is subjective

heavy valve
final obsidian
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a good piece of turkey ass for me is way better than some damn cranberry sauce

final obsidian
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BRUH! HELL NAHH

final monolith
final obsidian
heavy valve
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absolutely lmao, the brain of a cranberry sauce hater

final obsidian
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wow

heavy valve
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astounding

remote oxide
heavy valve
bold lichen
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Phantomize cut by 50% .... cleric BUFFED ?! Haha, nothing changes

remote oxide
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Wait what?

final monolith
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i dont even understand how can someone lose that much money on watermap

remote oxide
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How do you lose money on water?

heavy valve
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by being really really terrible at the game ig, only way I can think of

winter idol
final monolith
final obsidian
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oh yeah like you guys are professional water map connisuers

final monolith
remote oxide
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My main arena kit is healer cleric so Im excited for tomorrow

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Heals go brrrrr

final monolith
remote oxide
final obsidian
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im sorry if its hr and you have to ride that slow as rowboat to get to an extract, OR SIT ON THE BOAT AND GET GANKED FROM EZIO AUDITORE COSPLAYING A ROGUE/BARB/FIGHTER/CLERIC how dare u guys 🙁 water map hard idc what nobody says

heavy valve
wise crescent
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healing in arena is pure cringe

final monolith
winter idol
remote oxide
final obsidian
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kiting is hard for casters on water map im standing by that

final monolith
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some comps (like 1 out of 3 comps) u just walk over as barb healer + something else

heavy valve
vital violet
remote oxide
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Yeah a decent frontliner + healer in arena goes crazy

final monolith
heavy valve
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like 270k is an absurd amount of cash to blow through

final obsidian
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wym hide behind class choice why cant i play what i want to gang

winter idol
heavy valve
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like that's 5-6 absolute bis kits at least

final obsidian
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yes bruh 270k goblins ice crpyts much better choices for me

remote oxide
final obsidian
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but water map kept coming i even took a break and came back and still got water

heavy valve
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i still don't understand how

final monolith
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mb bro put gold coin chests in his inventory to gather money, dont question his methods tho

final obsidian
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bruh i told you man

heavy valve
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extract 1 gold at a time

final obsidian
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extract nothing cuz i died

final monolith
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ernie we are telling you its impossible to lose all that money

heavy valve
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maybe dont blow 40k on a kit if you keep dying

remote oxide
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Anyone rmting this season is seriously bad. They made it so easy to make gold.

final obsidian
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lmfao and im telling you it happened to me gang

final monolith
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go more budget for such a gimmicky map

heavy valve
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like learn how to play the map first

final monolith
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like u cant go ALL bis all the time and do anything u want
if ure in bis u gotta be smart

final obsidian
heavy valve
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both of those classes are strong on water map

winter idol
remote oxide
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Take a couple mid ssf kits and snowball bruh. it's not hard

winter idol
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i believe in u king

heavy valve
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dude blew his arena kit bc every kit he running is his arena kit

final monolith
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yeah its like how many kits were taht 270k and did u buy like expensive heals or something

dreamy vine
heavy valve
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he tried soloing stingray over and over

final monolith
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bro probably died to pve and cant say

final obsidian
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i buy all atts and agility and hp gear usually

remote oxide
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There it is

heavy valve
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how are u affording 270k to burn through if ur dying to pve

winter idol
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i mean +1 all atts frost amulet is pretty insane price i would never sell the ones I have let alone run them right now in current times judge me

final obsidian
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sometimes i get extra dex or damage and it costs heavy

final monolith
remote oxide
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buying all atts

final obsidian
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how am i affording to get these kits fam i pulled catice early wipe and all i do is boss farm usually

heavy valve
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fair

final monolith
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how many kits did u build w 270k

remote oxide
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If you need money you dont sell an arena kit you go in with mid and snowball

final obsidian
vital violet
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We need unique arena back

final obsidian
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how many kits did i build with 270k not alot honestly

winter idol
final obsidian
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it was only 5 games so 5 kits everything like triple rolls vig dex agi knowledge etc

heavy valve
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LOL

final monolith
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5kits for 270k??????

final obsidian
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ide be 150-160 hp 330 ms 25% action 25% power with 50% cast speed

final monolith
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50k kits is a lil steep for watermap especially solo

heavy valve
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dyin to pve in that...

final obsidian
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WOW IT WAS RANDOM HR QUEUE

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NOT MY FAULT BUD I DIDNT PURPOSEFULLY GO THERE

remote oxide
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Brotha. Youre getting too defensive.

nocturne scarab
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this must be his kink

final obsidian
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AND I DIED TO SHARK 1 TIME IT WAS ROGUE CLERIC BARB RANGER THAT BODIED ME

heavy valve
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u threw on 50k worth of gear knowing it was 1/4 of you getting a map that u know ur bad at....

winter idol
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and you did this multiple times after it happened the first?

final monolith
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LOL i literally had forgot u coudlnt choose lmao

final monolith
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i was thinking you did this 5 runs in a row

heavy valve
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way to piss away that catice in the silliest way possible

final obsidian
final obsidian
final monolith
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keklmao

final obsidian
# heavy valve also this

you do realise i still havent recovered from this shit lmfao im excited for being able to queue into a specific dungeon man fr

final obsidian
heavy valve
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you're warlock/wizard and didn't even keep the catice for yourself 💀

final obsidian
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LMFAOOO IM GONNA MURDER YOU OMG YOUR NOT REAL

winter idol
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are they 50k kits

remote oxide
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Bro keep your arena kit at least

final obsidian
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one kit was around 30k the other 20k

vital violet
winter idol
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tone them down and make like 6 useable ones

final monolith
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he pays 50k for weird kits but doesnt run his artefact 🙁

final obsidian
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nope arena kit already gone

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im not full of shite i can send you the template and stats

remote oxide
barren wedge
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some chronic liars in this chat

heavy valve
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no, no, we believe you

final monolith
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pay 10-15k for kits or 100k+ imo

remote oxide
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I believe you rmt. XD

final monolith
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theres like sweetspots

final obsidian
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you go for max health bonus and vigor never max health rolls. you get all att quickness rings and deathstep boots agi dex and knowledge on every peice of gear. then you wear a neck of peice cop you adventure cloak and timeworn robes are better than occultist simply for the costs

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its very easy i promise you

remote oxide
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Yeah at the high end with rmt money..

heavy valve
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no offense but i'm not taking advice from mr -270k

remote oxide
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The rest of us gotta make due and use gems for the rest

final monolith
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if we get into the build portion we are gonna be here all nihgt but assume your choices are wrong

vital violet
final obsidian
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cap.

winter idol
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why do you feel the need to juice out 24/7 in order to play the game

final obsidian
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if you have dex and agi on all items you would be reaching upwards of 30% everytime

lethal rapids
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High-Roller map selection is back!

Early Access Hotfix #101:

  • High-Roller map selection is now available.
final obsidian
turbid elbow
final obsidian
winter idol
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no, you can play hr without -20k. I do it everyday and do fine

remote oxide
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Kept us all listening, cool story

final obsidian
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now i cannot go back to playing with miniscule gear for too long as it is very unfun for me specifically

final monolith
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ernie doesnt even play the game but he knows we need a distraction during the downtimes

winter idol
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running good golds & purples works fine for tryihg to farm gold

heavy valve
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I mean you gotta learn how to actually play your class though...

vital violet
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You are camping hard. First of all, building 25% action speed on a caster lock IS r-tarded. Second It is not possible to have the stats you say even in full uniques. And third, if you die on that 5 times in a row you just are unable to play

heavy valve
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cart before the horse

final monolith
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playing lock with maxhealth are u boclock melee? or just a caster with a bad build

final obsidian
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dont need a choker on lock, you arent a wizard warlocks are a hybrid class. 100% you will get bodied in engangement tryna cast 100% vs a good warlock they will jusdt pull out the weapon and finish you.

final monolith
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uhoh i see the problem now
u need a choker and

heavy valve
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I think i see the problem

final obsidian
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phanto duh tf

jaunty leaf
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Keep digging the hole

heavy valve
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spending 50k on kits that arent even good D:

final monolith
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bro is caster warlock but goes for max health x(

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bro is down 270k lmao

final obsidian
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all hp nwould be upwards 180 to 200hp something not needed

winter idol
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play fighter you will get the gameplay you are kitting for

final monolith
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i didnt see em but unless youre full boc melee i dont think youre doin it right

heavy valve
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ur stats are that u spend 50k to get melted and it's obvious why now

final obsidian
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your missing my power and cast speed but alr

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water map and sharkon crypts goblins ice map i have no problems

final monolith
#

hybrid locks are all trash either full melee or full caster

final obsidian
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and will continue to have success

final monolith
#

ive seen ONE BUILD lk and youre not that guy

heavy valve
#

50k on a jack of all trades build smh

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sorry 270k on that same bad build on repeat

final monolith
#

bro is pressing the arrow making the prices from high to low in marketplace

nocturne scarab
#

hybrid lock is only shit because the player doesnt door and doorer them properly
everyone i see do it just thinks they can play it like they're pure melee
COP and ROD them or run and dont engage

vital violet
#

25% action on a caster lock xD and you still think he is saying the truth?

final monolith
#

yeh step 1) be a bad warlock 2) think u can melee 3) die

heavy valve
#

fr thank you for distributing that catice worth of weath to the people comrade

final obsidian
#

its not hard honestly but ill let you run rampant with your ideals

turbid elbow
final monolith
#

repost the stats i wanna roast u more

final obsidian
#

water map is hard.

heavy valve
#

if its not hard why u 270 int he hole

nocturne scarab
final obsidian
#

someone called me dady

vital violet
heavy valve
#

and like 4 true damage lul

final monolith
#

yeah why no choker lmao

winter idol
#

i just think you should get okay with running a FARMING kit til you get the bread to run whatever big kit you want so you dont even have to complain to us here about this happening

turbid elbow
heavy valve
#

because he likely rmt'd that

final monolith
turbid elbow
heavy valve
#

he complains about not having 330 ms, wouldn't be shocked if he buys his kit to justify it

final obsidian
#

8 true you really think 3 true is everything?

heavy valve
#

BRO

final obsidian
#

lmfaooooo get real

final monolith
#

nah u get real

heavy valve
slender phoenix
#

rank #1 warlock

final monolith
#

u NEED achoker 100% wake tf up

heavy valve
#

good lord this is hilarious

final obsidian
#

i know yall not rank anything im honestly amused at the general consensus here

heavy valve
#

ur 270k in the hole but u think we're worse at the game than you....

final monolith
#

rank aint nothing with the new high roller pve mode xD

final obsidian
#

cal me dady again

heavy valve
#

i hit demi like a week in if thats what u mean

final obsidian
#

who legit plays pve hr are you joking?

heavy valve
#

its not hard

vital violet
#

Peace nec is viable too on TM lock for sure. The part that IS crazy is running 25 action

heavy valve
#

the fact u think that's an achievement also says a lot

final obsidian
#

ITS NOT HARD? ITS ITRODUCTORY LEVEL

turbid elbow
#

ernie has helped us get thru this long wait. thanks bro, keep at it!

heavy valve
#

u brought up rank bro not me

final monolith
#

YES real talk thank you ernie

hybrid sequoia
olive torrent
#

Said it before I'll say it again, to avoid downtime in general just have the game offline for a full day while you do maintinece that way you identify problems and don't rage bait the players by saying "oops it's gonna be down longer than we told you"

final obsidian
heavy valve
heavy valve
#

unbelievably bad suggestion holy crap

final monolith
#

yeah real talk ernie thank you, im pretty sure your story is all made up (who could be this bad at building chars lmao) but your story made the time pass very ez

olive torrent
final obsidian
#

i dont have thatmuch imagination cuh

heavy valve
final obsidian
turbid elbow
#

dam dat shark ate good that time @final obsidian

final monolith
#

no LK funny story, this guy was making this all up, who could play caster lock without choker hes just a troll

winter idol
#

what action speed did the shark have if it got u then

heavy valve
bold lichen
remote oxide
olive torrent
heavy valve
#

sorry ernie, Ashley is my new entertainment

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holy god lmao

bold lichen
placid onyx
#

LET ME POLAY THE GAME

vital violet
heavy valve
final monolith
heavy valve
#

notice how google doesn't need to turn off their servers every month?

olive torrent
nocturne scarab
#

still gonna explode u with my big throbbing rogue

turbid elbow
heavy valve
#

or amazon? or cloudflare? or microsoft?

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I can keep listing companies that don't have to do downtime for upgrades because they test on a separate instance

final monolith
#

hes using shadow touch??? COME ON GUYS yall are trollin hes just baiting u guys this cant be real

olive torrent
heavy valve
#

a 2nd server doesn't cost trillions of dollars

remote oxide
#

Hey good guy you gonna delete his message too or just mine for saying "gobble gobble"

heavy valve
#

they can spin up a docker container on their local machine to test

heavy valve
#

ashley clueless on how dev works

olive torrent
heavy valve
#

nah I didn't I said they managed to figure out the solution. Ironmace can simply copy

final monolith
#

benett is out for blood

heavy valve
#

it's not rocket science. My current company is smaller than IM and we figured it out

remote oxide
#

Please link said company

heavy valve
#

no, it's small enough that i'd be easy af to identify

turbid elbow
final monolith
#

alright who got the best joke on ::: WHAT COMPANY DOES THIS GUY WORK FOR>>

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.... HE WORKS FOR IRONMACE!?

heavy valve
#

me but dave would ban me for saying it

winter idol
#

mossad

heavy valve
#

not far off actually

slender phoenix
winter idol
#

i had the feeling

remote oxide
#

quiver guy for IM?

final monolith
#

bro benett naaaaaaaaa y u do dis its not nice youre not nice dont do it

heavy valve
#

wow I can't say the country of origin of my company lmao

final monolith
#

good thing

winter idol
#

you dont have 2

heavy valve
#

interesting. ftr it's the mossad country

final monolith
#

would probly make me racisssssssssssss if u said the word

olive torrent
#

Because he works for an Indian telemarketing company who scams the elderly

slender phoenix
final monolith
#

i think its canada

winter idol
final monolith
#

wait, is the country...... is real? or not real?

heavy valve
#

he he he

devout topaz
#

Is says that all progres is reset is this a wipe?

remote oxide
#

vpn says canada but...

heavy valve
#

why would i vpn to canada

final monolith
#

but LK dont get me started i dont wanna make another alt ill just say juice aint worth the squeeze

heavy valve
#

gross

remote oxide
#

Damn you type fast brotha

heavy valve
#

yeah im a software dev

remote oxide
#

I believe you now

placid onyx
#

my dad works at iron mace youre gettiing banned

heavy valve
#

gosh dangit

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tell ur dad i'm sorry

remote oxide
#

Let me make a new acc real quick

final monolith
#

i got one in the chamber LK

spark vault
#

Solution for arena rewards: Trophies that can be displayed on trophy rack in lobby background.

heavy valve
#

ok i'm goin to bed, sdf aint getting any turkey

final monolith
remote oxide
#

No leftovers for sdf lol

winter idol
#

ive never been concerned about the privacy of my identity because I shoot thru the door if i need to. and i dont do anything immoral and dont store my money stupid

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like my disc is my name lol and my face is my pfp

heavy valve
final monolith
#

i hope they fix the fact when i click for redstone shards nothing happens

winter idol
slender phoenix
remote oxide
heavy valve
#

man remember that drone missile that was just blades that they used on that one terrorist guy

winter idol
#

if i get the drone i hope its filmed at least

amber island
#

hear me out, give us a slime girl race

heavy valve
#

just like minced him up, no other casulties

winter idol
#

yes i do

heavy valve
#

that was sick

slender phoenix
rancid bane
winter idol
#

he was a bad guy

remote oxide
#

Bro don't remove me lol Im just making turkey day puns

hybrid sequoia
heavy valve
#

ayman al zawa hiri or whatever

heavy valve
#

yeah bad dude. he's ground beef now

remote oxide
#

Ahh @rancid bane is a good guy verified

heavy valve
#

what's with all the mod buttlicking

remote oxide
#

They tryna ban me lol

heavy valve
#

when did moderators become microcelebs

final monolith
#

apex just stop mentionning that bird its easy

remote oxide
#

I don't wanna be banned over stupid turkey day puns

winter idol
heavy valve
remote oxide
rancid bane
heavy valve
winter idol
final monolith
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goodguydave is actually a good guy, always positive with nice emoticons
sometimes up early w some coffee, COZY

heavy valve
#

fucking /thread

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ight i'm out on that. night boys

winter idol
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bye

rancid bane
heavy valve
remote oxide
#

LOL

rancid bane
final monolith
#

goodguydave will have a nice morning whether this paid agent wants to or not

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damn im gonna hit a coffee now and get a lil blanket (yes its morning for me, just waiting on patch)

heavy valve
#

set alarm for when patch drops

remote oxide
#

alexa!

heavy valve
#

mute every other discord server

remote oxide
#

SIRI!

final monolith
#

i can At u when it hits if u want brother

heavy valve
#

volume maxed

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nah I'm good I need my 4 hours

hallow wadi
#

SDF THE GOAT

final monolith
#

yeah and figured u wouldnt want the risk of me just spamming you msgs for no reason

hallow wadi
#

1 more hour hard working

remote oxide
#

BlueFire you have plans for today?

hallow wadi
final monolith
remote oxide
#

awesome

final monolith
#

alright heres a story

remote oxide
#

all ears

final monolith
#

i need to go to the hardware store also. The end.

celest grove
#

In the community announcement
Is the baby dog on ur head a seasonal reward? Or new one for shop?

remote oxide
#

Food happening or you not celebrating?

final monolith
#

oooo it IS thanksgiving?

remote oxide
#

Id make you a fat plate bro

final monolith
#

i live in canada haha

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bro a nice plate with you know what on there right apex

winter idol
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I plan on going in all day family doesnt celebrate & work gave me the day off ayy

sweet ore
#

Yo guys did u see the new sick update ? 2 > 3 hrs

remote oxide
#

Sorry if i was being disrespectful tonight. I have the next 2 days off so I was just chatting

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Youre all awesome

winter idol
#

same 2 u

final monolith
#

u werent disrespectful i think youre good

remote oxide
#

Wait.. Canadians dont do anything? I know its a US holiday but I thought maybe our northern neighbors did a little something

final monolith
#

ehhhhhh i dont do anything and most of quebec doesnt? i think its a englo-saxon typofthing

remote oxide
#

Makes sense.

final monolith
#

i think ontario and the rest might do thanksgiving

errant isle
#

How come the hr rewards aren't there?

final monolith
#

its a settlers holiday? like sharing with like tophats that are large and have a buckle on them

remote oxide
#

Maybe some people see it that way.

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Im too tired to explain love you guys

final monolith
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love u bb

winter idol
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its supposedly for when the first settlers shared a meal with the natives to seal in a cordial existence and whatever

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before alot of bad stuff happened cause its the real world and stuff isnt nice

final monolith
#

yeah sounds about right 🙂

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20 mins before the +2

rotund stag
#

L and W patch

winter idol
#

im just glad they left my mains alone ngl

celest grove
#

Same

coral breach
#

101 patchs later and still not being able to make a proper update.

celest grove
#

Well
It's not a big update?
It's just a patch with minor changes to see how it affects everyone

hushed temple
#

NO MORE ICE CAVES, GLORY

rotund stag
#

@celest grove they buffed only cleric so this patch is pretty bad

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0 new content / new perks/skills nothing

celest grove
#

Cause it's a patch
Look at all the fixes
The big update is wipe and they mentioned that multiple times now

wise crescent
rotund stag
#

the big update was a trash new watermap no one likes ggs

bleak coyote
rocky thicket
#

When wipe

celest grove
winter idol
#

i wish it was a desert map with pyramids and the red portals are delving the inners of said pyramids

deep nacelle
wise crescent
bleak coyote
turbid elbow
#

+1h

hushed temple
#

I just don't understand one thing: we tell them there isn't enough people to have so many queues -> they add squire, they add adventure, they add hella other queues, bruh

celest grove
wise crescent
celest grove
shy vault
#

+1 hour delay damn

true stag
#

shit devs r shit

winter idol
#

wow, that really sucks

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):

lapis birch
#

How long was it since we got any new wizard or cleric spell

timid hollow
#

What is the "Common", "Elite" and "Nightmare" variants of bosses?

I always thought it was Normal "Common" and HR "Elite/Nightmare"

Is PvE its own bracket now?

lapis birch
#

Was PvE ever merged bracket?

timid hollow
#

I'm not gonna lie I have never touched PvE, the last time I played it wasn't even an option.

static valley
#

52mins again 😄

lapis birch
#

PvE was always its own bracket, and mobs rarity isn't tied to mode, only nightmares spawn in hr

timid hollow
#

So is HR a chance of Elite/Nightmare ? They are two seperate boss levels ?

final monolith
#

The issue has been identified, and the patch process is expected to be completed in about !3** hours from now.

true, extended one more hour. new ETA 8:05 EST

bleak coyote
#

PvE normal is it's own bracket. Pve-HR sits under hr

timid hollow
#

Sorry I am proposing my question poorly.

In HR normal ( Not PvE ), is it Elite or Nightmare bosses?

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Or is it a chance of either ?

analog sequoia
#

#revertsorcnerf

#

#revertsorcnerf

lapis birch
#

Bosses on hr are always nightmare I think

analog sequoia
timid hollow
#

Ah OK.

Before PvE was a thing, I assumed it was ...
Normal games: Normal bosses.
HR: Elite bosses.

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The extra entry on the wiki pages has just confused me a bit is all. Thanks for the reply.

raven thicket
#

2 was crossed out now a 3 lol

lapis birch
bleak coyote
untold bay
lapis birch
#

After all just scoop unreal marketplace and take pin on what's next

delicate sinew
#

when will sdf run out of money and finally decide to sell dnd

chrome hill
winter idol
lapis birch
chrome hill
#

Lmfao

noble wraith
#

this game is so cooked

lapis birch
#

Another thing we never asked for, like Faustian bargain f.e is great addition but its another thing that takes away from main gameplay and game loop and for some main way to play the game like me, imagine adding stuff to current gameplay loop

winter idol
#

i barely ever do it its meh to me

lapis birch
#

I just like messing with people, human interaction is scarce

errant isle
#

Theres a million different queues again right? Was just thinking about a few reasons why my games are empty. Beyond the game being near death

barren wedge
#

aint no god damn way he edited his message from 2 hours to 3 hours

#

sdf moment

bleak coyote
lapis birch
warm dawn
#

3 hours maintenance update, why they didn't send a new message instead

noble wraith
bleak coyote
lapis birch
#

I guess all the people complaining about random hr are soooo happy to get empty lobbies to farm artifacts

errant isle
#

Surely on full release their wont be weekly patches right?

lapis birch
winter idol
#

i mean look at the history and timeline of tarkov if you think this is bad

errant isle
#

If this game is alive in 5 years or so. Im curious what it would look like.

bronze geyser
#

sdf doesnt understand the idea behind "do better" he will continue to put out slop and put that slop out incredibly late, forever.

lapis birch
#

This is pretty unique position where it's gonna live long enough to get "old" yet still be barely alive

errant isle
#

Is it really too much work to add a skill tree? Or consistently add exciting weapons and gear? Or even a new class per wipe?

errant isle
lapis birch
#

Dude have you ever heard of quiver? It's forbidden ritual at this point

errant isle
#

But they added a quiver into the loading screen art

#

The one with the yeti

copper barn
#

oce hr going to be dead again

winter idol
#

idk, the community is so so volatile im convinced that in itself holds them back to doing more

hybrid sequoia
sonic quest
#

game is going right direction stop hating the devs

lapis birch
#

Hey you see this cool ranger with quiver getting dragged? Shame if you couldn't use it

errant isle
#

Picking your own hr map is nice

winter idol
#

cause 1 tiny change and its a hate boner

hybrid sequoia
wise crescent
lapis birch
#

These are the most placebo changes I've seen like ever

hybrid sequoia
#

warlock change good tho

warm dawn
#

can't wait for the space map

lapis birch
#

Just to send notifications to people reminding it's still alive

wise crescent
lapis birch
#

Space map?! Thats what I wanted all along! Can't wait to shoot fookin laser beams

hybrid sequoia
# wise crescent said literally no one

nono, hes got a point, just imagine 0g combat, where if you jump you go all the way into the void, and need to use fart emotes to propel yourself in right direction, its gonna be peak DaD

lapis birch
bleak coyote
errant isle
#

Will there be sound on the space map?

wise crescent
#

dear god i hope sdf doesnt take this literally XD

errant isle
#

Oxygen potions?

winter idol
#

if space becomes a thing then i wanna be able to mine asteroids and craft insane shit w new ore(s)

lapis birch
bleak coyote
hybrid sequoia
sonic quest
errant isle
crisp bobcat
hybrid sequoia
lapis birch
#

Imagine casting spell in space just for it to evaporate or stay in place

errant isle
#

Slow motion walking only

bleak coyote
crisp bobcat
errant isle
#

I cant even picture what the space map is gonna look like

lapis birch
#

Moon fights will be shuffling Michael Jackson style, in -300% action speed

errant isle
#

Literally queue into emptiness

errant isle
crisp bobcat
errant isle
#

They low key could make it look cinematic

#

But id prefer to stay grounded on land

lapis birch
#

Put us in any other map than moon so you que and die on spawn

crisp bobcat
hybrid sequoia
sonic quest
#

i forgot that this server is full of bots

crisp bobcat
errant isle
#

Where's an elven kingdom dungeon? Or orc, or dwarf? This game has infinite potential but they aren't using it

lapis birch
#

Imagine!

hybrid sequoia
errant isle
#

Question, is anyone publishing ironmace still? Or is it all sdfs?

lapis birch
hybrid sequoia
#

it was always all sdf

errant isle
lapis birch
#

It's always been

sand anchor
#

and will ever be sdf

errant isle
#

I miss Terry

hybrid sequoia
#

indie studios are called indie specifically because they self publish

errant isle
turbid elbow
hybrid sequoia
#

well, now you dso

errant isle
lapis birch
covert kayak
#

ive hear

#

ive heard rumors about a space map, is that confirmed?

lapis birch
errant isle
#

Low key id play dark way more if they had dismemberment and more blood. Surely they could add that

lapis birch
#

They added dismemberment

covert kayak
lapis birch
#

...to clay pots

errant isle
sand anchor
lapis birch
#

More mobs=more blood

sand anchor
#

idk how many times ive beg for my life in a dungeon

covert kayak
#

insta ban

hybrid sequoia
nocturne scarab
#

8 9

ember snow
lapis birch
errant isle
#

Heads rolling would be epic

#

Even more cinema

ember snow
hybrid sequoia
#

it doesn't even alter games rating, its 18+ because of beer anyway

errant isle
lapis birch
#

No body dismemberment because Chinese real stock market will get hurt

covert kayak
#

"explore space" like what? we going to swing swords and shoot bows in space? this is literally top 3 most braindead things ive heard from the devs in 2 years

final monolith
#

37 more minutes

hybrid sequoia
#

modern society is so weak.... back in the day, when I finished school I went with friends to a pub where cigarette smoke was so thick, you needed fog lights to get couple of beers

covert kayak
turbid elbow
hybrid sequoia
final obsidian
#

i was silenced!

lapis birch
#

Rogue tumbles in space, and smoke pot covers whole ducking map

covert kayak
cosmic hatch
#

Who we gona fight in space? Ultimate Lifeform Kars?!?!

errant isle
hybrid sequoia
turbid elbow
errant isle
#

Predator will be a boss

cosmic hatch
#

We want prego alien skins

covert kayak
errant isle
#

Might as well add plasma pistols

hybrid sequoia
sacred halo
#

A map in space would be the final resting place for this game

warm dawn
#

we need more gambling/gacha update at this point to maintain the playerbase

covert kayak
#

if we really get space map, i want space snakes with snake jazz music

errant isle
#

Is sdf hoping we all run to our friends and convince them to play?

smoky cedar
#

We love gambling do we?

covert kayak
#

bring back artifacts to gobbo merchant --> playerbase back to 50 k

hybrid sequoia
errant isle
lapis birch
cosmic hatch
#

Sdf expect me to recomend this to my friend and lose it, might as well recomend em cbt they might stick around

final obsidian
#

why woujld i recommend to my friend to catch fatal disease

covert kayak
smoky cedar
#

Sdf sell the game or make it Open world only way to bring players…

final obsidian
#

sdf go on permenant vacation

cosmic hatch
#

In space no one can hear you goon

hybrid sequoia
errant isle
#

Let us climb out of the caves and explore with friends

final obsidian
#

sdf go visit your local optometrist

sacred halo
#

The paradox of 175% head damage and less relevant gear in fights is that players with more experience and time in the game stomp timmies more easily. With more gear however a timmy could survive.

errant isle
final obsidian
#

sdf stop caring about timmieas

covert kayak
#

the marketing of the game reminds me of the medieval ages where heralds went from town to town to spread the word.

final obsidian
#

the british are coming

hybrid sequoia
errant isle
#

Red coats

smoky cedar
#

”Timmies are the future of the game” by SDF

subtle rose
cosmic hatch
#

Oh no the bri'ish

final obsidian
#

by water map

subtle rose
covert kayak
#

bo'el of wo'a

final obsidian
#

ye by sea myb twin

errant isle
hybrid sequoia
#

4 seasons of playing alone, not being able to get a single soul regardless of gaming background to play DaD takes a toll on my fun in DaD

subtle rose
final obsidian
#

wtf he say

subtle rose
#

bottle of water

final obsidian
#

LMFAOOOO

tepid mountain
#

anyone know date or estimate of next season dark?

final obsidian
#

OMG HAHAHA LMAOOO

subtle rose
#

he's a cockney

drifting scaffold
#

Those cosmetics rule

lapis birch
rancid bane
hybrid sequoia
smoky cedar
#

Next season will be early january.

cosmic hatch
subtle rose
smoky cedar
#

The date was leaked

final obsidian
#

next season? late next year

covert kayak
#

first there will be a semi wipe, then the semi wipe of the semi wipe, then a multiclass event

cosmic hatch
#

Oh yeah IM was always good with dates and deadlines

final obsidian
#

multiclass event again oh daddy

lapis birch
#

I have better question, when new wizard spell

tepid mountain
covert kayak
#

i need a new cleric damage spell fuck healing people

final obsidian
#

multiclass

long mantle
#

JUst wipe the game at and remove all class stacking

remote sundial
lapis birch
#

Should've stopped on "remove"

covert kayak
cosmic hatch
#

Time to bri g back multiclassing i agree, too many players are playibg we have to fix that

final obsidian
#

whoever is the new inventory management guy fr0ck you and that quick sell button

errant isle
final obsidian
#

😭

covert kayak
#

Terrinventory guy

bleak coyote
final monolith
#

what i love the quicksell button ar eu insane

hybrid sequoia
final obsidian
#

not only did i forfeit 270k to the sharks and players on water map i also sold spare parts of my cleric arena kit

covert kayak
final obsidian
#

and terry no give me insurance

cosmic hatch
#

They needed 2 years to add a quest tracker which is the only good change since

final obsidian
#

so fr0ck u terry that damn button was too close

hybrid sequoia
final obsidian
#

im loading up rn

subtle rose
lapis birch
#

Did I hear new sorc spell? Sure!

errant isle
final obsidian
#

somebody cal me dady

covert kayak
warm dawn
#

3 4 hours from now

final obsidian
#

cleric should have a divine judment mechanic lowkey

#

tank 1 hit upon receiving damage that will kill you make your enemy kneels in place for 1.5 seconds

remote sundial
final obsidian
arctic arch
# subtle rose more like ray of blinding

Locust swarm is the best scaling Tru Mag spell for dps, thats actually landable. Granted, they need more love. Wizards is lacking in new spells. And Double Cleric Slaps. One with urfquack and the other with pestilence zone and u win if you can manage to cast with all 3

remote sundial
hybrid sequoia
deep nacelle
final obsidian
deep nacelle
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professional ball droppers

remote sundial
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ive been saying for years they shouldsay patches take 5 hours so everyone is happy if they take 2