game-discussion

[sullen vector]

im on and in-game as we speak

[dense hemlock]

@winged hare shit aint gonna work itself lowkey

[tropic pilot]

i heard sdf got banned for touching little boys

[dapper mulch]

sry 😭I'm actually playing LoL with my friends right now. Maybe some other time

[fading elk]

Bro wipe was shorter than this

[grizzled citrus]

yeah. Not a fan.

[karmic copper]

I support ironmace ❤️

[rustic pecan]

thats boderline cuttint calorie count, ngmi

[lucid path]

lies, 119minutes remaining

[radiant mortar]

HAHAHAHA good one

[terse acorn]

overdrawn mustve been really complicated to fix

[sturdy coral]

why? just wants to protect his identity. more ppl should be less candid about appearing on camera

[covert sigil]

@crystal hawk

[fading elk]

😭

[supple kraken]

I also have League of Legends do you mind if I can join? We will have so much fun ❤️

[lucid path]

they just buffing warlocks bro chillout

[grizzled citrus]

not when you are leading a business

[lost sluice]

Just try to find some extremely calorie dense food. If you’re genuinely wanting to increase I would really recommend bare minimum 2500 cals

[crude quiver]

What if they release monk at the end of it, would it be okay with everyone?

[covert sigil]

y u so zesty

[twin rover]

im gonna bust all over stinky stick then let treeant and a bear druid nail it so hard that a landmine rogue eats a bowl of creamy chicken alfredo then tries to pull sable ward from dbd but she lowk wants nemesi's monstrous tentacle so he dual strikes himself

[keen summit]

how much glue do the devs inhale weekly

[lean pilot]

thats it

[pseudo blaze]

Yeah I’m honestly thinking it’s just better to not care about gaining body fat because I do look good with muscles and no fat hiding them but still having abs and my ribs still being visible kinda sucks lol

[fading elk]

silver paint*

[lilac minnow]

this happened so many times an apology is not enought they should give us something

[lean pilot]

im installing titanfall 2 again

[grand swallow]

buff cleric

[sturdy coral]

he's not leading a business though, he's like 3rd-4th level from the top

[lucid path]

no ew

[peak lynx]

Wow this is gold. I haven’t seen the old sniper rant in hella long. And to be adjusted so well for dark and darker. Very nice. +1000 social score. I tip my hat to you, this made me actually laugh

[supple kraken]

Worry about yourself I know how to talk to women

[sturdy coral]

social media corrupted shit too much. you don't gotta be a persona

[versed spoke]

its okay u tried bro accept defeat

[chilly pendant]

Demonlock nerf incoming

[sullen vector]

dont worry you'll get your 3 blue shards later u little peasant

[radiant mortar]

can't believe it i'm gonna have to log League of legends

[torpid atlas]

Is it 2 hours more from now or has an hour of that time been used from when you failed to update us?

[lean pilot]

tfym buff cleric, one of the strongest classes if you can actually use it correctly

[teal garden]

wtf another 2 hours??

[sturdy coral]

shocked you don't call them 'females'

[kindred gull]

warlock needs a nerf anyway

[quartz pine]

its like IRONMACE is trying to see how many game dev rules they can break while still hosting servers.
Water map? ✅
E-sport focus during early access? ✅
Test server 2-3 updates behind Live server? ✅
Friday Maintenance? ✅

[rancid plaza]

good choice, hes a weird one

[fading elk]

It takes so much time my buddies been going to the gym for a few years maybe hes put on like 12lbs of muscle, different than me for sure but its easier for me to gain fat

[lucid path]

you play LoL, you 10000% don't know how to talk to women

[winter tendon]

M'lady, i tip my fedora your way too 🤓

[covert sigil]

he knows how to talk to women

[lean pilot]

nah

[supple kraken]

They are females I just choose to call them women at this time

[cold stag]

Какие же вы некомпетентные. Мне жаль, что я когда-то купил вашу игру, и поддерживал вас. @little summit

[lucid path]

i call bluff

[kindred gull]

all they need to do is remove phantomize

[sturdy coral]

at this time 😭 😭 😭

[covert sigil]

just melee them

[fading elk]

its 4 seconds dude

[winter tendon]

Chipi please teach my how to talk to women pleeeeease 💏

[kindred gull]

just remove it

[lucid path]

BUFF WARLOCKS

[rare plinth]

this game very well could be a social experiment on ragebaiting

[supple kraken]

I know how to talk to females @dapper mulch is my friend

[pseudo blaze]

I tend to only eat protein and carbs, I’m pretty sure I have undiagnosed adhd though and I like rapidly bounce my leg while playing video games and that probably doesn’t help at all but adhd medicine suppresses appetite

[torpid atlas]

Just nerf fighters and be done with it

[keen summit]

stapling your hands together is more enjoyable than 1 game of league

[honest sphinx]

Unfortunately

[sturdy coral]

alright thanks for the fun everyone im gonna go play some games before work

[versed spoke]

they should add gorilla

[lucid path]

discord female aren't real females

[supple kraken]

No you have to learn it yourself

[torn patio]

This is just ridiculous, Im waiting ALL DAY ON A FRIDAY TO PLAY

[sullen vector]

we just need to 🇱 🇪 🇹

[winter tendon]

But Sensei, I don't know how

[delicate terrace]

Wait really omg we were scammed

[lone hamlet]

anyone how do I fix the failed to connect to the server quit the game shi

[covert sigil]

lmao

[minor meteor]

yea, cook the game to ashes

[fading elk]

Had 4 long practices this week woke up from a long nap wanting to play and i get hit with some bs patch

[supple kraken]

Im gonna need you to stop projecting and actually go outside you weirdo

[dense hemlock]

Let me in or else ill have to force entry, gulp

[torpid atlas]

they cooked the game enough its burnt

[versed spoke]

u only talking to dudes pretend

[kindred gull]

they should add angle to this game

[noble wind]

this game is more on downtime than it is online

[twin rover]

my stinky stick has a critical error, child will be delayed for 2 years, I am truly sorry for the inconvenience

[quartz pine]

#📢announcements message

[kindred gull]

they got a warlock

[stone panther]

uninstall the game and install arc. You should be able to get to max level there before this patch finishes

[trail wraith]

we've ss10 in next 2hrs or maybe 4 or 6

[pseudo blaze]

Yeah I gained roughly around the same amount of weight in muscle from two years which I’m not sure if that’s a normal rate or not

[supple kraken]

@dapper mulch is a real woman i know it

[kindred gull]

hb angle

[lucid path]

im sitting outside, as we speak

[twin hazel]

How go the game in the maintenance ?
Kick it all Player in the rounds?
When yes, what with the stuff?

Or wait the game that All gamesessions finish is?

[supple kraken]

Good not stay out there dog

[terse acorn]

ive only got this last day to live and ive been waiting 4 hours to play dark and darker my favourite game before my world goes dark and youve delayed me another 2 hours before my final hours . thats messed up

[lucid path]

i don't listen to people who don't talk to women

[sullen vector]

just reload the game. it's up and im in

[keen summit]

ive only got this last day to live and ive been waiting 4 hours to play dark and darker my favourite game before my world goes dark and youve delayed me another 2 hours before my final hours . thats messed up

[coral berry]

If it fix the lagging problem when fights occurs i encounter since the last patch it could be 24h downtime its ok , as long ITS FIXED

[dense hemlock]

@terse acorn hope they dont delay again 😭

[covert sigil]

💅

[dapper mulch]

Sorry, but I’m strictly playing with my friends for now.

[grizzled citrus]

idc. its unprofessional

[lucid path]

fake woman talker

[jolly snow]

Surely there’s no way they’ve been at this shit for 6 hours right?

[lone hamlet]

thx but jesus christ i just wanted to play my fking cleric :')

[crude quiver]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

[terse acorn]

if they do ill just end it early 😢

[delicate terrace]

Why am i alone in the game? where is everyone? im hitting skull key rn

[charred veldt]

You can't make this up bro

[lucid path]

are you really a woman and does Chipi speak to woman?

[charred veldt]

2 times in a row son I'm crine

[echo sparrow]

what the fuck do you mean u regret supporting the game he actually tries to take care of it

[supple kraken]

stop talking to me you boy kisser

[quartz pine]

youve been spamming that for 45min. is this how you pass the time when you can't play? re-evaluate the decisions that have led you to this moment, dude

[dense hemlock]

@jolly snow gotta be watching fucking anime or something in the back office theres no way

[fading elk]

When i first started playing that was my class that i only played cleric will always be one of my favorites

[twin hazel]

How go the game in the maintenance ?
Kick it all Player in the rounds?
When yes, what with the stuff?

Or wait the game that All gamesessions finish is?

[lucid path]

ewww nooooo, im not a mirror!!

[minor meteor]

bruh I went to bed when the game went down and woke up to it still down lmao

[supple kraken]

Okay I will be blocking you and you will no longer be my friend for being a fake friend good bye now

[jolly snow]

What

[covert sigil]

I kiss you on your lips

[versed spoke]

Guys we discover that the delay needs to be delayed within the delayed

[rain apex]

Why are all maintenance delayed? I'm forced to work now 😭

[supple kraken]

You're now blocked for being a zester fester

[dapper mulch]

are you really a woman and does Chipi speak to woman?

[lone hamlet]

melee cleric blunt weapons mastery brewmaster is so broken

[covert sigil]

zesty

[dense hemlock]

@jolly snow wym what are you slow

[echo sparrow]

why are people so butt hurt for waiting 6 hrs its literally summer go outside and if you cant go just play another game

[lucid path]

Ci

[sullen vector]

game is up bro idk what you're talking about. im passing the time by playing the game

[torpid atlas]

Guess il catch up on the latest episode of Class room of the Elite

[delicate terrace]

they let every session end . then u can no longer play when u get out.

[hoary cedar]

Can any coders defend this maintenance? Idk how fixing 3 bugs can cause 4hrs+ of "critical issue" fixes
I am ignorant when it comes to coding though so idk, can anyone defend them?

[copper solar]

dont worry ill handle the down time

[jolly snow]

You just insulted me for no reason, so yeah, what?

[silver bloom]

first ironmace cocksuckerr spotted

[dapper mulch]

"Does gender even matter when it comes to gaming?

[fading elk]

So much fun i ran spells and smite with pdr when i played cleric but im sure times are different now

[tropic pilot]

sdf touches little boys

[twin rover]

"Whats a test server? Whats that?" - XXXpaultacion

[winter tendon]

How many artifacts?

[kindred gull]

so what should i get next at 12

[pseudo blaze]

I’m starting to lean towards the same thing this is my first season and I’m debating between a barb, cleric, or warlock arena kit and heavily leaning cleric

[quartz pine]

you're boring

[narrow hamlet]

What is life after death's effect?

[twin hazel]

Okey, thanks

[lucid path]

i know, lets all buy dnd and make it our project

[tawdry forum]

another delay wtfff

[covert sigil]

what if I'm roleplaying as an unplugged microwave huh? ZESTY

[lone hamlet]

dead of winter where i live have a full time job just wanted to play my game on a friday :')

[winter tendon]

sdf more like P :

[lucid path]

yes

[vale jetty]

??

[sullen vector]

looting hella piles as we speak. DEAD LOBBIES

[torn patio]

Imagine having a favorite game you really wanna play, the developers missing their planned update time 3 times in a row (for a tiny patch mind you)

And then this dude tells you to go touch some grass or play another game

[minor meteor]

its less of just this instance, it happens every time is the thing

[twin rover]

we need an uprising i swear

[supple kraken]

i always know this server had kiddies enjoyers so it doesnt surprise me

[versed spoke]

im outside rn look out the window

[twin rover]

theres only so much a community can take

[fading elk]

Cleric is so fun wish it was more apart of the meta but you can be really good with any class and dominate with it

[covert sigil]

enjoy me

[narrow hamlet]

The artifact they mentioned in the update, what is its effect?

[sullen vector]

if you're bored you should load up the game and play

[winter tendon]

Remember to save some loot for the Chipi tax

[terse acorn]

fr bro hes a NERDD!!!! some of us like to play games i dont like grass

[lone hamlet]

100

[lucid path]

sdf is hulo 2.0

[hoary cedar]

yeah idk how, their code must be AI generated or something

[dense hemlock]

@jolly snow next time i wont respond to what u type because ur a lil slow, thats my bad

[teal garden]

is it another fucking 2 hours??

[pseudo blaze]

You ever try bind into judgment cleric? It’s not good but it’s funny as hell

[fading elk]

Theres still some really really good casterlocks in the game still

[lucid path]

facts

[vale jetty]

invincibility for 8s when death 👍

[narrow hamlet]

"we are the soldiers of the idf" ahh devs

[winter tendon]

Chipi: "I'm 22 years old and my mom still breastfeeds me everyday. She doesn't really have milk or anything anymore, but everyday around 8pm, we snuggle and I suckle for 1-2 hours before she goes to bed. It's always been this way, and I see nothing weird about it. I know it's supposed to be some weird thing so I can't talk about in public.

It is a beautiful feeling and a beautiful experience. It doesn't get overly sexual, it's just two humans bonding and I wish society was more accepting of these types of things."

[minor meteor]

this guy knows ball

[dapper mulch]

'm not sure if it's because I'm a woman. I really don't know

[fading elk]

and make them have zero movespeed I wish i was good enough to pull off something like that a while ago but ive seen it happpen before

[lucid path]

HAHAHA

[iron pewter]

absolutely, 100%

[covert sigil]

so brave

[dapper mulch]

Anyway, I'm off to play LoL now. Bye

[lucid path]

okay so you are a woman yes? now, does chipi reallyyyy speak to you?

[jolly snow]

i dont get what it is with ppl in this server being insuffurable vague bums instead of replying to a simple one word question. ikd why you're getting pissy at me for dude

[pseudo blaze]

Sec I’ll dm you it

[lucid path]

LoL PLAYER, NVM OPINION DON'T MATTER ANYMORE

[pseudo blaze]

Or go to #cleric

[versed spoke]

homelander

[quartz pine]

well, thanks IRONMACE for the extra time this morning to prepare my garden, I guess. Good luck with the turning point USA rally forming here, moderators

[stone panther]

half the team has moved on to a different game with SDF and the other half is drunk from the convention yesterday.
they figured it was smart to let the intern push a small little hotfix

[supple kraken]

I will be playing league of legends with you right now and I will not take no as an answer I take what i want

[grizzled citrus]

women dont play this game. ur a ladyboi

[narrow hamlet]

[terse acorn]

@mighty scaffold

[dense hemlock]

@jolly snow im not pissy just dont have patience to deal with people whos brain isnt working

[fading elk]

I gotta claim the cleric tag give me one second

[delicate terrace]

something a woman would say

[echo sparrow]

its my fave game too but literally its not that deep and its not like it happens evry day and its not that easy to run a game especially if theyre on the birg of making it worse

[pseudo blaze]

Ah I’ll just dm

[sullen vector]

game is up im in

[grand swallow]

[supple kraken]

@mods this is not right and its defamation I will be consulting with my lawyer and i have taken a screenshot of this message and your user id

[crude quiver]

Exactly

[wild marlin]

Haven’t played in over a year what’d I miss

[winter tendon]

Hi! Just realized your bio says you're a minor, 100% on me, id appreciate if you unfollowed me my posts arent child friendly

again, 100% on me, i shoulda paid more attention

stay safe, remember to eat and drink, and know you're enough and loved unconditionally, okay?

[versed spoke]

do you play dark and darker

[supple kraken]

I am a straight cis male

[jolly snow]

you dont have the patience but decide to respond 3 times. seems kinda counter intuitive no?

[terse acorn]

oi listen here gabe enough of your woke positivity yeah some of us actually want to play dark and darker. go outside or something if youre such a cool guy you loser

[pallid hemlock]

almost nothing

[lone hamlet]

is this a joke lmao pls god

[keen summit]

its every other update theres a delay, happening for 2+ years, youd think devs would develop any sort of fixing that issue theyre incompetent

[echo sparrow]

its my fave game too but literally its not that deep and its not like it happens evry day and its not that easy to run a game especially if theyre on the birg of making it worse(re posted forgot to reply)

[lucid path]

you speak of the LIES

[wild marlin]

gg

[lucid path]

you're one of "them"

[versed spoke]

games the same

[covert sigil]

unplugg me if the game is not up in 1H

[grizzled citrus]

"suckle, suckle, suckle"

[narrow hamlet]

Day monk gets added is the day sdf dies, his last keystroke being the 2nd skill of monk

[delicate terrace]

you never know theese days they all pretend they are this and that

[junior harness]

i feel sad for the devs, must be aweful to suck at the job

[dense hemlock]

@jolly snow yeah cuz ur getting upset its kinda funny

[supple kraken]

Hello lovely no I will be suing him for defamation

[winter tendon]

Maintenence

[supple kraken]

Blocked

[wild marlin]

gulp

[jolly snow]

what

[versed spoke]

u cant sue him if he is correct though

[lucid path]

"suckle, suckle, suckle"

[silver bloom]

"suckle, suckle, suckle"

[stuck yacht]

servers still down?

[echo sparrow]

yeah i know but its not that deep its a fire game and i still like it and i think its not that big of a price to wait for it to update

[torn patio]

Bro yeah but this shi happens like almost ever update.. and it's a friday, some people are off work, the weekend is coming, people just wanna be able to finally play some duos or trios with their friends and this shit happens

[terse acorn]

sorry guys games actually not going to be back online for the next week as we realised we didnt even write the code for the update yet

[supple kraken]

I will be leaving this server. You guys are toxic and ignorrant good bye now

[pallid hemlock]

and a bunch of people in your ear lying to you, telling you that your doing great, entreching them deeper in the cycle

[covert sigil]

I agree they're just a bunch of incels

[narrow hamlet]

Wa

[lucid path]

love you pretty boy byeeee

[twin rover]

we should boycot dad and bring back dungeonborne

[delicate terrace]

i love you chipi

[grizzled citrus]

suckle suckle

[winter tendon]

Where are you going chipi?

[wanton yacht]

Nobody is suing nobody lmao

[lucid path]

are you by chance a LoL player?

[narrow hamlet]

Bruzz said they hoping for sympathy lol

[covert sigil]

We are going to sue the incels preventing us to play league with real women

[torn patio]

that game was fire

[lucid path]

im suing chipi

[delicate terrace]

I guess few years back in the old days if that counts?

[lone hamlet]

i'd rather wait for a real fix than play a broken game just be grateful it has active devs to fix things

[narrow hamlet]

Everyone knows women are just clones sdf in a skirt

[lucid path]

Okay your opinion counts

[covert sigil]

just how I like them

[sullen vector]

nice game is up im in

[versed spoke]

it is broken even after delay

[covert sigil]

any women here?

[echo sparrow]

i am off work too and its a small price to pay to game that is that fire like i now its kinda annoying but its a small price

[delicate terrace]

Do you play rust or tarkov?

[torn patio]

I mean... this happens every time - that's the issue.. I haven't seen this happen even once, on any other game I've played and I really play everything.. and with DaD it happens 90% of updates

[lucid path]

these VOLGUR LIES

[lone hamlet]

100

[sullen vector]

19fcali

[lucid path]

years back rust yes

[devout blaze]

eh no Dark & Darker today

[olive fern]

/voteban

[covert sigil]

I'm so hot rn

[winter tendon]

Is(S)ra(D)el(F)

[twin rover]

loaded the game up, looted for 5 minutes, instantly died to a druid, 10/10 best game way better than dark and darker

[delicate terrace]

except dark and darker what do u play

[covert sigil]

💀

[torn patio]

I understand where you're coming from and that it's a small price, but when it happens so often the price adds up, yk?

[mild goblet]

maybe they fix so that druids cant shift through lootroom in boat on water map anymore

[jaunty ore]

@covert sigil look what happened, this is work that could have only been done by silv

[lucid path]

Dota, Osu, D4, POE1/2

[winter tendon]

🤓

[torn patio]

i mean that's the DaD experience as well when I first started around S5-S6

[earnest sonnet]

@glad thunder if yall don't hurry up my cat is going to get learn what running a fade is

[lucid path]

Fortnite player

[covert sigil]

he asked for a delay

[restive canopy]

The launcher glowed like a dying lantern
in the hollow blue of midnight.
Five hours.
Five full hours since the gates of Dark and Darker
closed for maintenance,
and still I waited like a pilgrim outside a ruined cathedral.

I refreshed the page so many times
the button began to feel warm with grief.
Each click was a prayer.
Each error message, a priest whispering:
“Not yet.”

Outside, the world moved on.
Cars hissed through rain.
Friends slept peacefully.
But my soul remained trapped
in that silent loading screen,
wandering torchless through empty corridors
where no footsteps echoed back.

I missed the dungeon.
The terrible darkness of it.
The creak of old doors.
The panic in my chest
when I heard another player breathing nearby.
I even missed dying—
because dying meant I had once lived there.

Now there was only maintenance.
A cold word.
Mechanical. Clinical.
As if somewhere, unseen hands
had stopped the heartbeat of an entire kingdom
and left us all outside in the snow.

I sat there shaking,
lit only by monitor light,
watching strangers online lose hope together.

“Any updates?”
“Still down?”
“Please…”

A choir of broken adventurers.

And in that endless waiting,
I realized something cruel:

The dungeon was never just a game.
It was a place where loneliness had shape,
where fear had music,
where every escape felt earned.

Without it, my room became only a room again.
Silent.
Small.
Human.
So I continue to wait.
Like the last survivor beside a dead campfire,
listening for distant footsteps in the dark,
hoping the servers return before dawn—
before the torches finally go out.

[lucid path]

gawd damn

[harsh harbor]

HOW IS IT STILL 2 HOURS DOWNTIME WTFFFFFFFFFFF

[covert sigil]

that was zesty

[delicate terrace]

cool choice. im on Beyond all reason, Starcraft (entire life) and dayz(new to it )

[versed spoke]

you have put the headset on then play

[pallid hemlock]

boof devs do boof development

[winter tendon]

Chatgpt write a dark and darker cringe post

[twin rover]

bad time to start, peak gaming was pre season 1, no druid no sorc, just pure bliss

[jaunty ore]

@covert sigil he is the critical issue

[covert sigil]

he's busy clapping cheeks in miami

[lucid path]

Dayz!! love it and hate it, hate it when you die after walking around the map for 8 hours and love it when you get food after looking for it for 8 hours to not die, the true gamble

[grizzled citrus]

active devs doesnt matter if they fail EVERY single time they do an update.

[jaunty ore]

incorrect, peak DaD was spawning in the olds mine module with 3 other people in goblin caves

[covert sigil]

I can't wait for him to clap mine

[versed spoke]

remember when bard could heal that was when i played bard

[lucid path]

peak

[winter tendon]

I miss chipi already

[delicate terrace]

i played 7 hours got everythin nice and just stopped i felt like its just not my thing few days back

[plush phoenix]

is it just me or 30 mins ago it said 19 minutes left for maintenance...now it says 109? 🤣 i even got an update

[lucid path]

Chipi as lost himself in LoL

[echo sparrow]

yes exactly i remember the wipe it was horrible

[torn patio]

I remember the game was in a terrible state when I started playing and I still loved it, can't imagine playing it at its peak

[grizzled citrus]

me too.

[crude crow]

they extended the maintenance

[lucid path]

I played 1 wipe and racked 300 hours, never touched it again

[covert sigil]

I'm extended too

[jaunty ore]

final boss viegar? that u?

[plush phoenix]

bruuuuh fair enough

[jaunty ore]

plz ult this issue

[pallid hemlock]

nope, blof devs extended their time playing in the boofcode

[lucid path]

@supple kraken

[odd iron]

TWO MORE HOURSSS?

[covert sigil]

we summon your zest

[jaunty ore]

no it said 2 hours or more

[sullen vector]

@supple kraken game is up

[grizzled citrus]

minimum

[versed spoke]

it used to be super slow and methodical it was super hard and movement speed was soooo slow even walking backwards

[covert sigil]

@supple kraken I have a webcam

[lucid path]

@supple kraken got girls waiting here, "psspsspss"

[delicate terrace]

you should Try mount and blade Bannerlord its an insane game with crazy modded comunities and 250v250 massive battles realtime full melee fistfight

[lucid path]

never heard of it but will check it out!

[pallid hemlock]

250 vs250? does it run?

[winter tendon]

Guys relax, 2 hours of maintenence is fair for some bug fixes - it's only 2 hours

[grizzled citrus]

stfu lmao

[lucid path]

@supple kraken Toes and pringles?

[delicate terrace]

absolutely . even on bad laptops its crazy how optimized it is

[torn patio]

I'm really worried by the "it will be more than 2 hours" message.. it could literally be 5 hours or what??? are we just NOT playing today?

[jaunty ore]

silv is already in game with a zirkzi in PVE mode

[versed spoke]

we discovered a delay that has to be delayed within the delay

[jaunty ore]

yall jus sleep

[covert sigil]

Bannerlord is good but some communities are not that great, especially the french ones. They take it too seriously because most of us are unemployed

[sullen vector]

no its to revert axe specialization changes

[lucid path]

are you southafrican by chance?

[jaunty ore]

LOL

[lucid path]

its 3pm 😐

[winter tendon]

Yeah my name is Kurt, I like to go to london and pretend brown people are scary

[grizzled citrus]

9 am

[jaunty ore]

u dont understand silv

[delicate terrace]

i am from EU, but i play NA servers and events mostly. but ofc everyone plays special LOTR events with skins and costumes

[void pulsar]

broke the game with 4 changes SO MUCH that maintenance will be 12 hours
what in spaghetti code

[covert sigil]

I tried that IRL once it was filled with fat ppl

[versed spoke]

oh yeah patch took 6 hours cause axe specialization has to be changed

[lucid path]

Sounds like you get intimadated by him boi

[sharp cloak]

damn dude I just got off work and was looking forward to trying to solo a boss for the first time

[lucid path]

Kurt the goat

[jaunty ore]

what boss @sharp cloak

[sullen vector]

game is up im in

[grizzled citrus]

not today buster

[crisp depot]

I was hoping to play some dark and darker before going to work, but apparently paul has different opinions.

[covert sigil]

Finally

[torn patio]

Welp, too bad.. you can try that in a few more days

[sharp cloak]

not sure, im pretty new and only have watched vids on spectral and banshee

[lucid path]

he likes ruining your fav friday night plans, its common

[sharp cloak]

banshee looks easy

[supple kraken]

Please leave me alone I dont want anything to do with you guys

[grizzled citrus]

extremely

[torn patio]

banshee is the easiest

[harsh harbor]

maple story > dark and darker. I bet in 23 years they never had so much serverdowntime then ironmace has in a single day

[versed spoke]

you gotta do cave troll to get cave troll undies

[jaunty ore]

well ill give you a zirzki's eye fortune telling, you didnt kill them after 4 hours of dying

[junior harness]

dont talk about bosses, talk about the devs and how good they are about time estimations and how to do a patch and fix on a friday

[covert sigil]

Escape from bullshit

[sharp cloak]

damn those would make for a good sniff huh

[delicate terrace]

I dont know how to do any of the double bosses, the water map bosses, nor the new demon overseer. anything else is easy

[slender matrix]

cyclop is easier

[radiant mortar]

unfortunately, unfortunately unfortunately

[covert sigil]

I'm easy too

[supple kraken]

You guys are just as annoying and disgusting as @rancid plaza please leave me alone!

[versed spoke]

the sniff is immaculate

[jaunty ore]

all 12 year olds are

[slender matrix]

[delicate terrace]

welcome back king

[silver bloom]

1000 apologies 0 compensation

[grizzled citrus]

sometimes he dies ass up and he has a dirty crack lmao

[lucid path]

CHIPI

[covert sigil]

don't let them get through your skin, they're just a bunch of incels

[lucid path]

tel us your journey of talking to women

[delicate terrace]

there are no women

[lucid path]

shhh

[supple kraken]

I suffer from type 3 avtism and you guys are really starting to piss me off you will leave me alone right now

[sullen vector]

game is up im in

[lucid path]

im lying bait down, he gonna take it, its a LoL player, they get aroused by that word

[viscid cedar]

W lies

[lucid path]

ermmm acwtually we would KNOT be weaving you awone, its bad for your health to be alone

[grizzled citrus]

I knew you couldnt leave. we got you hooked with stockholm syndrom

[covert sigil]

Drop their names

We will teach them a lesson

[versed spoke]

chipi i sorry to tell you u ben talkign to man when u thought it was females

[delicate terrace]

Lux mid are 50% women 50% lgbtq mixtures change my mind

[sullen vector]

just try again im in-game looting piles RN

[covert sigil]

Some women smell like men, the server is cooked anyway

[lucid path]

who tf is lux bro xD

[supple kraken]

Please please stop tagging me what do I have to do just leave me alone I want to play league of legend in peace with a beautiful e girl

[river trellis]

I payed for this game and it's unplayable on a Friday night. Fucking useless devs

[lucid path]

its called not shaving their manly features

[cunning summit]

Yo we back to slow mode over here too?

[delicate terrace]

demacian girl that throws stuff at u ranged character in lol

[grizzled citrus]

ahh yes. Australia where the men are men and the women are too

[lucid path]

ahhh, i don't play LoL thats for @supple kraken

[coarse cypress]

wtf is this patch, absolutely nothing got added bro slime girls when

[digital arrow]

.

[river trellis]

Absolutely useless fucking devs

[delicate terrace]

o.o

[versed spoke]

no slime girl is safe

from my wrath

[sullen vector]

ezreal players are 90% lgbtq mixtures

[lucid path]

GIVE HER TO ME AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR YOUR 3 TYPES OF WHATEVER WILL TRIGGER

[digital arrow]

It's a hotfix

[grizzled citrus]

gross

[cunning summit]

Wow no slow mode. Thanks sdf.

[coarse cypress]

Where are the slime girls

[cunning summit]

Fuck iron maiden

[winter tendon]

There is slow mode, stop lying

[viscid cedar]

keep on ragebaiting lil bro

[digital arrow]

gooner

[cunning summit]

I can type ever 3 seconds

[versed spoke]

with me

[covert sigil]

I like it when my women are heavier than me and ask me to choke them and it's sweaty and they have a lower voice than me. Huge turn on. It reminds me of what it feels like to play penguin only druid.

[lucid path]

slime girls are hot

[terse acorn]

I have now lived three separate lives waiting for this Dark and Darker update.

First delay: “small issue with deployment”

Second delay: “unexpected backend instability”

Third delay: “the goblin responsible for the servers has been apprehended”

I started the download as a hopeful young adventurer and ended it as a hollowed medieval corpse staring at a launcher that says “retrying connection”

[lucid path]

you sure its a woman bro?

[crude quiver]

Harpy race when?

[cold pollen]

8+ HOURS downtime for 3 fixes hmmm

[grizzled citrus]

woah... relax dude. or you will be running for the hills.

[supple kraken]

Thats not true because i main lux mid and im not a woman nor part of the lmnop community

[cunning summit]

Try going to tavern.

[supple kraken]

stop it leave me alone

[lucid path]

lies, your part of it

[delicate terrace]

the mirror might disagree

[versed spoke]

bro they have to change axe specilization

[terse acorn]

Me at 7:03 AM: “the Dark and Darker update is only 8GB, this’ll be quick”

7:41 AM: “okay why is the progress bar moving backwards”

8:16 AM: patch delayed

8:44AM: emergency maintenance

9:12AM: “estimated completion time: soon™”

10:27 AM: update finally finishes

launch game

“client version mismatch”

servers go down again

[sullen vector]

dude im in-game right now

[lucid path]

why

[cunning summit]

Why, everyone needs a little fuckening. Nothing wrong with having relations with a band unrelated to the game.

The game that isnt.

[viscid cedar]

sure u r buddy

[supple kraken]

Can I get a moderator here

[lucid path]

no

[cold pollen]

4*#

[covert sigil]

There's a syndrome with the servers right now

[coarse cypress]

When are they gonna remove the cloth from the mummies

[cunning summit]

Hahahahahah nice try

[lean pilot]

xdd

[lucid path]

WHATT REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED

[cunning summit]

Naked mummy patch when?

[lucid path]

LOL

[delicate terrace]

i missed it wat happ?

[covert sigil]

I didn't have time to see

[lucid path]

why delete

[sullen vector]

these people bro

[versed spoke]

thanos snapped

[lucid path]

HE SAID ***** ***** ***** ********

[pale mica]

THEY FORGOT SLOW MODE HERE THATS CRAZY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT?

THEY FORGOT SLOW MODE HERE THATS CRAZY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT?

[delicate terrace]

[covert sigil]

this server is better than the game I hope they do'nt change it

[sullen vector]

thats why game is up rn

[lucid path]

[lucid path]

2 hour slowmode next

[viscid cedar]

and im telling u it aint

[coarse cypress]

Game ain’t the only thing up rn

[cunning summit]

[tough urchin]

sadly it's european hours and most of them are national socialists

[jaunty horizon]

[cunning summit]

Elaborate?

[covert sigil]

this would ruin my day more than the servers off

[lucid path]

don't fall for it, and by chance with that pfp, are you a girl?

[covert sigil]

girl? where

[viscid cedar]

nah im one of them dudes who have anime girl pfps

[sullen vector]

@supple kraken

[supple kraken]

Hello gorgeous care to play some games with me

[covert sigil]

it's ok just pretend

[lucid path]

wait, do you FEMANINE features???

[viscid cedar]

u can play with this c*ck

[delicate terrace]

why meow? are u feeling like a stranger in ur body?

[cunning summit]

Yo anyone know what game we supposed to discuss here? i dont see no game?

[supple kraken]

Blocked

[pale mica]

🐓 eggplant emoji is banned so heres a caulk

[lucid path]

SHES MINE BACK OFF AVTISM BOY

[versed spoke]

even better

[cunning summit]

Thats a cock sir, caulk is something else.

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[cunning summit]

What game?

[lucid path]

wear a maid outfit then i'll take it

[coarse cypress]

This discord has fallen into chaos and they haven’t even added slime girls yet wtf

[lucid path]

rough times

[covert sigil]

this server needs more simping

[coarse cypress]

I’m game

[lucid path]

goblin breeding when?

[delicate terrace]

They commited heresy

[versed spoke]

slime girls arent in im in

[grizzled citrus]

excuse me sir. your caulk is dripping on the floor

[tough urchin]

i hear the delay is cause they're shadow dropping pregnant goblings

[cunning summit]

Yo anyone seen the game this discussion is about? Seems like a great game, but i cant find it.

[lucid path]

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

[coarse cypress]

Counts as 2 mob kills when you kill one

[covert sigil]

imagine you could breed goblins as faustian

[lucid path]

my 2am fetish has come true

[versed spoke]

dont get my hopes up

[cunning summit]

Holy warlock shards

[delicate terrace]

Brilliant

[supple kraken]

Any beautiful women want to play league of legends with me as they work on dark and darker?

[cunning summit]

Raising your own little army

[lucid path]

@supple kraken you seeing this??? Pregnant goblins

[tough urchin]

holy shit

[stoic nest]

erm

[covert sigil]

overwhelmed by goblin repop so hot

[lucid path]

guys chipi just did a face reveral

[sullen vector]

shadow dropping pregnant goblins is never somethign id expect to alt-tab to

[jagged thicket]

awooga

[coarse cypress]

Imagine you didn’t have to be a Faustian tho

[delicate terrace]

Now no girl can say that chipi is ugly hes prince charming

[covert sigil]

new class you can catch goblins wrists

[lucid path]

bleached appeared in my eyes upon sight

[versed spoke]

i already do that no faustian required

[naive oar]

dood did the life after death bug revive itself or something dood

[lucid path]

nah dood, just some patch dood

[covert sigil]

new spell : submit goblin

[supple kraken]

I dont care stop talking to me im gaming

[frank field]

yo whats up with the server?

[lucid path]

s

[naive oar]

thx dood

[lucid path]

u

b

m

i

[sullen vector]

game is up rn

[coarse cypress]

Me too

[lucid path]

STOP TYPING IM SEPLLING
t

[frank field]

bro dont lie to me dawg

[lucid path]

g

p

[covert sigil]

submit goblin when

[supple kraken]

I have a hot girlfriend now so you all can leave me alone thank you very much

[lucid path]

fuck

[versed spoke]

im really hoping patch took 6 hours for axe specilization for 5 dmg again

[delicate terrace]

alright guys its time for me to nap

[serene ruin]

May I ask if there is a place to report cheats? I have a video.

[covert sigil]

you have chains and can submit PVE mobs to fulfill your desires

[lucid path]

LoL players don't have girlfriend in their vocabulary

[delicate terrace]

say hi to Silv for me

[harsh harbor]

chatgpt is their head dev change my mind

[coarse cypress]

You can now catch and breed mobs to use like Pokémon in the dungeons

[lucid path]

post them on twitter

[covert sigil]

it's not a true dungeon if there is no BDSM

[delicate terrace]

o.o

[cunning summit]

Chatgpt would probably do a better job. This smells like cleverbot.

[wanton wraith]

dint realise u played lol wth

[lucid path]

i don't fatass

never will

[versed spoke]

nah we hitting training grounds day and night

[covert sigil]

new class succubus I'm dead serious this would increase sales

[terse acorn]

id enduldge in it

[cunning summit]

Any idea what game this discussion is about?

[terse acorn]

albion online

[covert sigil]

whip HS bonus is on the cheeks

[versed spoke]

clash of clans

[lucid path]

guys this is a LoL player, he lives in poland and is polish, has a HOT girlfriend and likes to send me(a min*r) videos of them making love

[harsh harbor]

maple story

[void pulsar]

dungeonborne

[terse acorn]

[lucid path]

aren't i lucky

[wanton wraith]

delete wth

[lucid path]

never

[tough urchin]

😭

[cunning summit]

So we discussing four games at once. No wonder this is chaos.

Maybe the creators of this discord should make their own game.

[frank field]

ted nugent class, just shoot the skeletons for skelton skins

[winter tendon]

it's gone again

[harsh harbor]

they cant even fix their game how should they fix their chat

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in game live looting piles as we speak killing bosses

[lucid path]

ima loot you

[cunning summit]

Wdym their game?

[versed spoke]

axe specilization might take them 67 days to make 5 dmg

[cunning summit]

I dont see no game

[harsh harbor]

MB

[covert sigil]

Imagine you press E and you go missionnary on a goblin and he follows you until it gets killed

[supple kraken]

Alright im done being wetarded when does this fucking game come back online

yo devs hurry the fuck up

[covert sigil]

50 sec cooldown

[pallid hemlock]

they already tried, you can see the results, yourself... well i guess not for another 2 hours at least

[coarse cypress]

Slime girls are a big patch lowkey gotta get the jiggle physics right

[cunning summit]

[lucid path]

uhm as you can maybe fucking read like we all did in school, arounddd 4hours

[versed spoke]

are u good at league

[supple kraken]

die

[frank field]

tell these MFers to put them servers online

[supple kraken]

no im hardstuck iron

[versed spoke]

im just hit bronze

[lucid path]

fake chipi, were real chipi

[crude quiver]

[supple kraken]

id kms

[cunning summit]

[covert sigil]

I'm disappointed that it's roleplay ngl

[versed spoke]

its easy i just started playing like couple week

[supple kraken]

i recommend you bleaching your eyes and cutting vertical if you continue playing

[versed spoke]

what why

[supple kraken]

,afk jorking off

[lucid path]

warra fak

[covert sigil]

wait for me

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[supple kraken]

Its my alt personality i apologize

[covert sigil]

it's ok

[cunning summit]

❓

[serene ruin]

Is there any kind person? I need to report a team of cheaters. Our teammates are AFK, and we are hiding in a corner. This team of cheaters directly ran over to kill us. I won't report them, but I can send you the video. You can DM me.

[cunning summit]

WORK FASTER!

[noble ridge]

FORK WASTER

[harsh harbor]

WASTE FORKER

[cunning acorn]

WOKE FATHER

[sullen vector]

[shell root]

any big changes to the game for somone who didnt play in a year?

[noble ridge]

Yeah bro

[harsh harbor]

ye the game got deleted

[versed spoke]

axe spec is 3 dmg now

[supple kraken]

@versed spoke hop on league

[versed spoke]

i already did

[coarse cypress]

Still no slime girls

[sullen vector]

they changed axe specialization from +3-> +5 weapon dmg

[lime pine]

Anyone playing perfect block fighter? Is Round shield's -0.1s recovery worth it when running perfect block?

[supple kraken]

Chipi#Bean

[versed spoke]

no i dont want u throw my games

[supple kraken]

Bro join

[covert sigil]

Why so serious

[versed spoke]

okay but i yummi main

[cunning summit]

[trim onyx]

@scarlet wharf

[radiant mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-disgusting-disgusted-looking-gif-6561690286467128067

[supple kraken]

@versed spoke hop on league

[covert sigil]

[harsh harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-see-my-class-gif-15768348532634343334

[versed spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-358126946326466778

[versed spoke]

pls scream

[ancient mango]

Did I do all this HR settings BS just to still have cheater in game 😭

bruh hire me and I’ll literally live watch people for free and ban cheaters. 8hours every single day while I’m at work 😭

[versed spoke]

[shell root]

so barb is still the way

[cunning summit]

❓

[versed spoke]

u sound like kermit getting it

[harsh harbor]

class balancing is actually fine you can play w/e you like

[keen summit]

❓

[shell root]

okay thanks

[versed spoke]

kermit

[supple kraken]

@trim onyx im not hitting on you i assure you i dont want you sweetheart im a g-y man

[sullen vector]

also game is up im in rn

[covert sigil]

🇮🇱

[devout blaze]

LMAO

[sullen vector]

[pseudo blaze]

lol

[paper ginkgo]

hahahaha

[cunning summit]

🌨️

[sullen vector]

mods

[versed spoke]

[serene ruin]

Who can help me report the cheater? I will send you the video. Thank you.

[cunning summit]

😭

[sullen vector]

dm me i will send you a video as well

[cursive yacht]

servers still down?

[lime pine]

[sullen vector]

game is up rn

[versed spoke]

yeah they making axe specilization 10 dmg

[violet eagle]

What the fuck @little summit @sdf

[pseudo blaze]

[thick gust]

yeah

[lime pine]

More like 5.1 damage.

[cursive yacht]

nice, explains why they shut servers down for 6 hours during oce prime time for a hotfix 🙂

[cunning summit]

[versed spoke]

thats to high

[pseudo blaze]

[raven ermine]

how do u increase the dmg of crytal sword is it will or magic dmg

[cunning summit]

[pseudo blaze]

Both?

[covert sigil]

[cunning summit]

yes and add magic

[spare birch]

Lowkey they dropped the ball with this arena shit. Why the FUCK are we waiting an extra 2 weeks for arena just for solo and duos to be added....? Lol. Just make them a separate ranking system???

[pseudo blaze]

🤱

[cunning summit]

Yeah man me and fren took a week off to play arena. Was delayed last minute. Fk that.

[versed spoke]

[raven ermine]

kk ty. u think if i play crystal sword on fighter squire build will it be good

[pseudo blaze]

lol

[raven ermine]

like is there a good squire build for it?

[spare birch]

no

[cursive yacht]

devs have actually been making the game a lot better over the last few years but holy shit they are slow and some of their decision making is nonsense

[rotund dagger]

This game is comedy gold

[spare birch]

if u wanna play that stack will and plate and play warlock

[thick gust]

SQUIRE IS FOR HALBERD

[cunning summit]

no. crystal sword on fighter kinda needs gear.

[sullen vector]

game is up im in rn guys!

[raven ermine]

kk

[lime pine]

Squire and crystal sword doesn't go hand in hand.

[sly oar]

Man, game just gave me 4 HOURS, PLUS 2 MORE.

[raven ermine]

what perks for warlock

[sly oar]

MAINTENANCE.

[pseudo blaze]

[cunning summit]

yes play warlock with crystal sword in squire

[lime pine]

You'd optimally go to highroller for any crystalsword to work, the stats are just too low in blues.

[cunning summit]

But crystal sword really needs the +5 add magic

[obtuse falcon]

@lucid path they timed me out for a month

[cunning summit]

Im hungry anyways.

Maybe they should reconsider job choice at this point

[covert sigil]

[cunning summit]

[covert sigil]

[noble ridge]

Im still running TM lock in s2r and stomping. Pushing is the only hard part

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[stuck yacht]

reported

[river trellis]

incompetent devs depriving payed players from the product people payed for

[cunning summit]

WHat gaem?

[lime pine]

No joke, I think TM lock is the only viable caster in squire royal.

[pseudo blaze]

🪤

[river trellis]

aboslute fools

[versed spoke]

no ur not im in

[cunning summit]

paid.

[pseudo blaze]

[versed spoke]

he playing raid shadow legends i think

[cunning summit]

Checks out

[noble ridge]

TM lock is my love. But yeah you just gotta play it right. Youre not trying to kill with curses now you just poke, and then when frontline tries to run in you weakness them so your frontline just steam rolls

[neat urchin]

I'll pay a monthly sub if they promise to remove halbard/nerf it so that everyone and their grandma isnt full plate halbard.

I really hate this current meta bullshit.

[cunning summit]

Plate lock, no tm. Kinda bis.

[river trellis]

ret@rded devs. are they swedish or something????

[cunning summit]

[lime pine]

I'm too ass to play lock without TM, would curse myself to death.

[noble ridge]

No plate only cast, crystal boc when the fighter tries to second wind walk you down

[serene ruin]

How to upload a report video on Twitch, and who should it be sent to?

[noble ridge]

Just bring health pots gamer

[gritty sorrel]

They just need to start announcing that when they do maintanance they just straight away announce ”Yea this is gonna take 8 hours” instead of 2+2+2+2

[cunning summit]

I just use pain, weakness and shadow bolt.

[lime pine]

Nvm plate lock boc+cast does work, I take that back.

[river trellis]

The devs don't care. Upload wherever you want. They can't even keep the game up

[dull portal]

is barbarian strong now? barely meeting any in game

[noble ridge]

Nope

Gets rolled by Fighter/Lock with halberd

[lime pine]

I don't even shadow bolt. I use mag shield on plate lock. Nullifies every caster on enemy team. They deal negative damages to me.

[neat urchin]

Barb cant use halberd, so no.

[gritty sorrel]

Why do you think the game is down? For fun? Obviously their fixing stuff

[cunning summit]

Yeah take shards and dark enhancement. one shadow bolt to head is ggs.

[versed spoke]

they are still good but not as good as before

[covert sigil]

🚬 🪴

[sullen vector]

nice game is up rn im in

[noble ridge]

IMO barbs biggest weakness is the weapon selection. All weapons feel awful. Bardiche and Zwei are okay but dont feek good

[covert sigil]

this !

[gritty sorrel]

Warmaul is fun

[dull portal]

facts barbarian need new weapons

[noble ridge]

I just want double axe range to be like half a foot further

[silver bloom]

take me back to the times quarterstaff slowed down by like -10

[cunning summit]

I run plate, dark enhancement, shards, magic shield.

Hydra, Lifedrain, Weakness, Pain and Bolt.

Crystal ball and hally or cs.

[covert sigil]

you want a halberd on barb

[noble ridge]

no I just want double axe to be slightly longer

[lime pine]

Zwei is the perfect weapon, wdym. If only they have 10 more damage.

[cunning summit]

thats no excuse mf.

[valid grove]

sup, my first hours in thegame its worth getting the full game?

[noble ridge]

I got beef with the zwei swing pattern. Doesnt feel good fighting anywhere but in the open

[cunning summit]

Yes, if it is up that is.

[cursive haven]

I would like to see Bards get some more non-spell/song abilites. Playing rapier master has been a lot of fun but I don't even use my Q/E really

[lime pine]

Fair, but then again, fight in the open

[covert sigil]

this

[noble ridge]

In Door and Doorer? Sure gamer

[knotty kernel]

the game is worth 30 buck, you will have fun for a season or two at least, it takes about 200 hours before the flaws become noticable

[torn patio]

literally barb vs caster lock is u cant beat them so just try to escape with ur kit

[sullen vector]

#game-discussion message

Game is fine, it's mid season so numbers will be a little lower. New season game will see 10-20k players, so stop complaining and trust the process if these things were rushed you'd be in here crying about balance. Just admit developers knows what's best for the game

[fallen pivot]

Is arena only open to the streamers for now ??

[grizzled citrus]

Im 6k hrs in so i would say yes.

[cunning summit]

cope

[lime pine]

That's why I don't play HR, you get more actual hand to hand combat in normal/squire royal, instead of door to door combat.

[jaunty ore]

30 bucks is worth the feeling you get after killing ur first geared player

[torn patio]

real

[modern grotto]

at the current time they should change the name to halberd and bardicher

[river trellis]

but how would I feel that when I can't play the game?

[noble ridge]

I blocked that dude. Hes just rage baiting

[torn patio]

back when club was OP i remember using a 4k blue kit to kill a full unique 30k barb lol

[pliant juniper]

ur bad at arena so it doesnt matter

[river trellis]

laughable devs

[covert sigil]

after 5 seconds in the game as a freshie : "why do the skellies bleed when I hit them"

[jaunty ore]

iplayed since play test 1

[grizzled citrus]

yup

[jaunty ore]

i was so shit at pvp i played ranger,, i ducked at everyone and just died to people

[torn patio]

bro AHAHAHAHAH idk why but my friends who I got into the game all said that too

[deft ingot]

You don't even need to pay the game for that ...

[jaunty ore]

AI was difficult enough for me, people? no shot

[inland thistle]

what are the flaws?

[lime pine]

Btw is squire royal accessible for the non-legendary titles?

[sullen vector]

dang i was reading that mod
what happened to his pregnant wife

[jaunty ore]

then, i finally killed the first person, a few tests later, i killed the first person with a cloak

[knotty kernel]

How do we still have, IM defenders, Holding the line. in 2026

[grizzled citrus]

my 6 yr old son loves to give people pointers on fighting mobs lol

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[noble ridge]

I think biggest weakness as F2P is only one character slot. YOu wont know what you like until youve leveled all the classes and tried them out, but if you delete your toon to try another you have to relevel them

[jaunty ore]

i mean now i can double boss both maps and die on the way to overseer to the void

[covert sigil]

My 🍑

[glass silo]

dats crazy, over 6 hours of maintenance for some bugs

[jaunty ore]

#whathasSilvdone?

[modern grotto]

this is why they not fix it for so long

[sullen vector]

its to change axe specialization from +3 weapon dmg to +5

[lime pine]

Void is where all the good loots at, literally. The problem is getting them out.

[noble ridge]

Theyre working on server opti, ive had tome pretty jarring desync lately so let em cook

[covert sigil]

#Silv

[valid grove]

about the flaws its bugs worse than tarkov or tolerable?

[silver bloom]

people defending 6 hours of maintenance are 100% into being peggged you cannot convince me otherwise

[valid grove]

damn

[jaunty ore]

wooprime you know what bro? I try going back every other game to get the rest of the gear ive lost

[torn patio]

facts

[jaunty ore]

but somehow it doesnt work out

[open haven]

LMAO

[knotty kernel]

True, Big True, Yes you have to offer up them peaches and spread em, if you want to be an IM stan

[sullen vector]

guys theyare making sure the game is working when is it up chill they know what they are doing

[glass silo]

well if they can get that done then worth it then, but will they 🙁

[covert sigil]

[harsh harbor]

i dont think d&d have a lot of problems with bugs just some wierd devs sometimes

[jaunty ore]

what really happened was this, SDF walked into the building and all the computers shut down due to PTSD

[lime pine]

Every gambler quits before hitting big, or smt like that

[torn patio]

The games is running really bad in duos/trios for a few wipes now.. I hope they can figure it out soon and fix performance

[fallen pivot]

Not even watching the streamer invitation but us average joes would like to play some arena too

[sullen vector]

[covert sigil]

he walked in the cables

[gritty sorrel]

This explains a LOT

[noble ridge]

How many people are even on the dev team

[jaunty ore]

I AM

[modern grotto]

at least 5

[jaunty ore]

or 69

[sterile shale]

Unfortunately, an additional issue has been discovered during internal testing, and maintenance will need to be extended further by more than 2 hours.
Dev team is working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible, and we will provide another update once we have more information.
We sincerely apologize for the continued delay and inconvenience. 🙏

[covert sigil]

Fattee is

[modern grotto]

6..7..

[versed spoke]

who actually watch that like sdf alts or something

[valid grove]

ehhh imma play a little bit more then upgrade if i find it worth

[harsh harbor]

its just chatgpt

[sterile shale]

Fortunately, an additional issue has been discovered during internal testing, and maintenance will need to be extended further by more than 24 hours.
Dev team is working to resolve the issue as slowly as possible, and we wont provide another update once we have more information.
We sincerely don't apologize for the continued delay and inconvenience. 🙏

[grizzled citrus]

started 2 patches before wipe for me. clear change in performance

[jaunty ore]

if u want a fulgur bro i got u

[gritty sorrel]

Atleast 3, I dont know more but prolly like 10

[ancient mango]

Like 6 or 7

[jaunty ore]

just meet me in PVE with a zirzki

[grand swallow]

Open arena mode for the weekend 🙏🏼

[torn patio]

I started playing S6 and then they added water map in S7 (? i think) and it all went down hill from there

[grand swallow]

Open arena mode week early

[noble ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-edgeworth-edgeworth-clussy-fever-gif-26147745

[frank field]

6-7 , severs back up?

[torn patio]

If I queue up squire royale now my FPS is attrocious and my PC aint even that bad

[jaunty ore]

F arena, give me 1v1 HIGH NOON SHOWDOWN

[lime pine]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🧯 🧑‍🚒 🚒

[harsh harbor]

OPEN ARENA AND I WILL FORGIVE THE DOWNTIME

[jaunty ore]

i get rocket launchers, you get sticks

[grizzled citrus]

it should have been open without season ranking when the first timer went down.

[grand swallow]

Open arena

[versed spoke]

😭 its true especially when dev streams stopped now they have one every few years

[modern grotto]

so this is what all the kids r on about when they say 6-7 6-7 6-7 its the number of devs on dnd team

[grizzled citrus]

they love to piss of the main players

[jaunty ore]

do you consider yourself the main player?

[frank field]

you know whats crazy it takes like 5 mins for the launcher to boot and then it takes like 2 mins to even check if the games up

[covert sigil]

remove water map

[jaunty ore]

NO

water map is bis

[torn patio]

yes please

[ancient mango]

YES OPEN ARENA (they’re not gonna do that but they should)

[jaunty ore]

i cannot believe you now @covert sigil

[modern grotto]

or the number of hours it takes to do a hotfix

[knotty kernel]

The net code is better then tarkov, if you are able to put up with the bugs in tarkov long enough to get enjoyment out of that you will love dark and darker.

The issue with the game is just that the meta gets stale after you finally learn it, and the dev team whiplash between extremes one patch to another

[harsh harbor]

whats the problem with water map? just remove druids

[jaunty ore]

you are dead to me now

[hallow pawn]

2 more hours incoming kappa

[covert sigil]

When I play water map I'm just penguining people struggling with fish

[frank field]

ice fishin

[hallow pawn]

water map is legit nice

[grand swallow]

open the arena mode plz

[jaunty ore]

gross ur a druid penguin abuser

[versed spoke]

water map was waste of time change my mind

[torn patio]

Im nervous that the last patch message said "longer than 2 hours"

[covert sigil]

it is disgusting man

[torn patio]

How much is longer than 2 hours?! Give us some time frame

[cunning summit]

[jaunty ore]

man we were LIKE THIS crosses fingers NOW LOOK AT US

[clever sentinel]

VENDOR WATERMAP VENDOR FAUSTIAN BARGAIN VENDOR SPACE MAP PLZ MAKE GAME BETTER

[sterile shale]

Progress Update
Dev team has identified and fixed the cause of the issue, but maintenance will take approximately 2 hours from this point to complete.

[jaunty ore]

WE HAVE GROWN DISTANT IN THESE LAST 50 MINUTES

[grizzled citrus]

im sick of using a halberd. with action speed no other weapon comes close on fighter

[sterile shale]

Progress Update
Dev team hasn't identified shit and hasn't fixed the cause of the issue, but maintenance will take approximately 24 hours from this point to complete.

[knotty kernel]

just expect the game to not be playable on fridays, This is a regularity

[covert sigil]

I fumbled

[hallow pawn]

i hope the performance boost is big

[valid grove]

hmmm mmight get it then

[versed spoke]

go slayer fighter

[quaint forge]

Does the optimization of server and client mean they will give us fps ?

[harsh harbor]

what is ice fishing i cant find something online? feel free to dm me

[knotty kernel]

When the fuck did the halberd become good?

[torn patio]

same... but i feel like there wont be a difference, in fact, it'll be worse lol

[edgy void]

Best take I’ve read

[cunning summit]

Why all the Fumblebaggers?

[modern grotto]

i still play longsword but it feels v bad lately

[torn patio]

@valid grove can I dm you to ask you something on discord in regards to buying the game?

[covert sigil]

ice map should make you glide

[valid grove]

feel free to do it

[silver bloom]

who's gonna tell him

[grizzled citrus]

slayer fighter cant compete with pdr halberd brother

[sterile shale]

We will be deploying hotfix #115-1 starting at May 22, 2026 1:30 AM.
When the patch starts, you will not be able to log in to the game and players in-game will not be able to enter the matchmaking pool during this time.
Players in a match or in-game will have 40 minutes to complete their match and exit safely.
The server will return to full service 24 hours after the patch starts.

During maintenance, all services, including the website, may be temporarily suspended to update various servers.

Bugfixes
Shit from a butt
Patched in more server crashes

[cunning summit]

Nha

[modern grotto]

halberd and halberdier

[pliant juniper]

PLEASE ADD MORE SHIT MAPS WITH SHIT BUGS AND ADD FAUSTIAN BARGAIN TO HR AND ARENA

[versed spoke]

u have to outplay them

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[silver bloom]

how it feels spreading misinformation on the internet

[lime pine]

FPS net code feels less relevant than a sword fighting game, where the main mechanics doesn't even work. Imagine shooting a enemy and the bullet going through your tar..... Oh wait.

[covert sigil]

New animal form : microwave

[modern grotto]

we need pets

[harsh harbor]

if u hate on faustian bargain u just got skill gapped like crazy change my mind

[grizzled citrus]

well you must be better than my 6k hr having ass lmao

[modern grotto]

even if the pets dont do anything, we need them

maybe the poets could fight while we fight

pets&

[versed nimbus]

when is my rng loot sim game back up

[spare birch]

i got ressed in squire royale the other day, bent down to pick up my gear and a lurking spider mummy jumped up headshot me then scurried off lmao

[lime pine]

Not all faustian bargain is a skeleton.

[covert sigil]

I like it but it should only be activated when there is one last team struggling to get portals and you shouldn't spawn 10 kilometers away as a white spider

[clever sentinel]

Skill gapped? Ur the one who spawned in to kill boxes and fight me as a skele archer freak

[versed spoke]

yeah im pretty good sometimes but not all time but sometimes

[modern grotto]

and you could get new pets by taking the heart from the pets of peopel you kill

[hallow pawn]

same i buyed rtx 5070 ti for better fps in darker then my chat gpt told my i have bottleneck only in darker

[fair marsh]

CAN SOMEONE SEND THE GIF OF GREYSUN DYING TO A SHARK ON WATER MAP

[knotty kernel]

but that is my point, due to the melee combat of the game, the combat doesnt feel as bad as tarkov.

Tarkov isn't even really a game, its an illusion everything happening on your screen is esssentailly fake, you throw your client side info into the blackbox that is the server and a whether you win a fight or not is based on luck. Everything happening on your screen is fake.

[harsh harbor]

happend to me as well and i loved everything about it

[grizzled citrus]

i play slayer sometimes just to switch it up but its just not as good as a halberd build. I can attack just as fast and do alot more damage from alot farther away

[ember magnet]

☪️

[versed spoke]

yeah u just kite and keep being mosquito and then go in for the take down

[modern grotto]

then you could kill the cat lady and eat all her cats

[knotty kernel]

Well then, Fighter is about to get a buff to swimming speed then

[cursive haven]

What perks do you use for your halberd build?

[knotty kernel]

Seriously when did the halberd become good

[modern grotto]

and get a furball buff where u can sp[it furballs at people

[urban jetty]

Everything on my screen is fake, 1s and 0s

[covert sigil]

I wish you could queue as faustian immediatly though

[lime pine]

When they removed movement speed on gear.

[lean pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[harsh harbor]

+1

[grizzled citrus]

its always been good but when the sour spot went to 70%

[lime pine]

This, but it's too complicated for IM.

[knotty kernel]

ok then, yep that will do it.

[sullen vector]

game is up rn im in

[ancient vale]

game up?

[lean pilot]

its not

hes lying

[urban jetty]

game down

[ember magnet]

🎻

[versed spoke]

halberd always good

[lean pilot]

he copy pastes it like every 10 mins

[lime pine]

Games up, just not this game.

[grizzled citrus]

in solo?

[covert sigil]

no it's down let me enjoy my empty lobby

[torn patio]

That would be a horrible choice.. lobbies would be filled with fautian NPCS that have NOTHING to lose and will do EVERYTHING they can just to annoy you and hope you die so you lose your kit.. no thanks

[knotty kernel]

no, no it hasn't, it was trash for years.

[crude crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323425854327357493/1467294770337681428/attachment.gif

[cursive haven]

Yes

[kind egret]

guys IM IN HOLY SHIT

[ancient vale]

it was a question

[versed spoke]

no its good

[jaunty ore]

shes lying to do bro @kind egret

[lime pine]

There's a limit to how many faustians that can join a match, currently that's 5 for each map.

[cunning summit]

og detected

[versed nimbus]

new idea add mimic doors into the game?

[covert sigil]

just allow it in squire

[red drift]

yo guys hell o

[covert sigil]

nothing to lose in squire

[kind egret]

i wish i was joking

[versed spoke]

no add gorilla form

[red drift]

teach me when the appdate end?

[ember magnet]

finally better than playtest 3

[versed nimbus]

gorilla form i like

[knotty kernel]

I mean if they changed the sour spot to do more damage then yeah it would be good now. But fuck man, you used to just run up to them and rondel spam and they get a 60% damage debuff just for the privelege of using the damn thing.

[kind egret]

add insect form

[covert sigil]

how do you imagine this gorilla form btw

[torn patio]

so when is barb buff coming, im tired of being useless on solos :(

[covert sigil]

throwing barrels

[versed spoke]

ye

[proven kraken]

the usual incompetence during updates

[grizzled citrus]

veteran instinct, defense master, combo attack, last bastion

with at least 20% action speed

[versed spoke]

add giant spider form and rhino form and crocdile form and giant bat form

[covert sigil]

remember when people were crying that whirlwind is op

[lime pine]

There was also dead spots where the Halberd can't do any damage up close. The weapon was ass before.

[grizzled citrus]

veteran instinct, defense master, combo attack, last bastion

[cunning summit]

yes, halberd used to be a meme

[jaunty ore]

barb useless in solos? big LAWL

[modern grotto]

vet instinct, weapon guard, last bastion, sword mastery is what i run on longsword

[knotty kernel]

I'll take your word for it, I didnt use it long enough for that to be an issue, but just the sour spot was enough to make the weapon doomed

[modern grotto]

and build dex

[lime pine]

Haven't used it either, just remember seeing some youtuber lost their cinder cause of dead spots.

[grizzled citrus]

i swap last bastion with counter attack for LS

[modern grotto]

i will look into that

[frigid pagoda]

To many weapons are useless, no1 playing double axe, battle axe, cutlass and zweihander... Usless weps and need rework

[jaunty ore]

zweihander is uses

[grizzled citrus]

the 30 movespeed is huge

[jaunty ore]

used*

[covert sigil]

cutlass is pretty good imo