#game-discussion

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halcyon flax
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who bought the msft dip

subtle heart
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Honestly the devs deserve to be hunted for sport, I would love to skin SDF and mount his CLOWN face on my mantle.

narrow peak
#

The clown emoji numbers are goin up 😂, it’s so nostalgic!!! Love it! 😂

fickle root
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is it open yet?

prime heath
#

@zinc sparrow let me in fam

strong steppe
#

Do yall play Barb and Barber

sturdy wasp
#

i bet it all it next week

timber sand
#

can anyone else get in

lofty adder
#

yall r a bunch of fatasses

strong dawn
#

maybe go touchg rass and stfu you mfs been playing 20 hours a day since release let them put the new season in

short vigil
#

"Rings and Pendants no longer drop in the dungeons. These accessory items must now be crafted at the Goldsmith." trash ass update with just that

kind oriole
#

the comunity is hot

celest dawn
#

ГОЙДА

upbeat quartz
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me too man, and it stings for people like us. i hope they can eventually get their stuff together and save it, but i cant say i have much hope

slow oxide
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I'M IN HOLY FUCK INFERNO GOB CAVES LOOKS SO COOL

daring dune
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yea but tbf they deserve it. these devs are like a shitty boyfriend that promises you one thing then does another time after time

stray heart
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im first int he servers

cosmic lotus
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WIPE IS NOT TODAY BOYS !

jade thicket
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no way i'm in

compact brook
#

i cant connect lmao

timber sand
#

CAN ANYONE GET IN THE GAME

prisma horizon
severe goblet
#

NO MORE WAITING

trim horizon
#

Someone disabled the slowmode in the tavern and now its full of spam

crisp slate
#

cant connect

humble spade
#

Who’s gonna be. Better a rouge or bonk cleric?

scenic wren
#

We in there boys

safe hill
#

im in guys holy

night frigate
#

failed to connect

celest dawn
#

ГОЙДА

mystic sigil
#

Barb wipe ?

timber brook
#

No delay yet. Looks promising. A few more minutes ladies

burnt copper
#

fske news

mellow ice
#

Cleric buffed.

dusky spruce
#

Delay number 2? hm hmmmm

blissful marsh
#

CAN WE GET TO 3k CLOW NEMOJIS

junior gorge
floral thunder
#

Wait I'm loading in..

past bramble
#

sigh so many liers here

verbal hill
#

is the server down

proven locust
#

gold key from first skeleton lmao

safe hill
#

they removed druid lol

deft iris
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subtle heart
#

HUNT SDF FOR SPORT UPDATE?

meager forge
celest dawn
#

ГОЙДА

lyric valve
#

Yall ain’t got jobs or what

severe goblet
#

FUCKKKKKK

velvet fractal
subtle heart
#

Games not loading how interesting

mystic sigil
#

Let’s see if we can get a total of 24 hours in delays

runic peak
#

IM IN

humble spade
proven totem
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@zinc sparrow If this game doesn't stop telling me to restart the game because of server failure, im sending you DiXie PICtureS

astral moth
#

IM IN BOIES IM INn

near pivot
#

IM IN

crimson aurora
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I'm really in the game

sinful gull
#

goblin hell turtles are pooping rubysilver CONFIRMED

past bramble
floral thunder
#

ITS REAL IM IN GO GO GO

verbal hill
night frigate
#

let me in

pallid hemlock
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ARE YOU GUYS LOADED INTO A MAP THOOOO

amber cliff
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FUTYFYUGYUO

autumn wren
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give me gaem

gleaming parrot
#

im in fr

teal jetty
#

i DL again 15k ??? wtf

waxen totem
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aight boys, how cooked is the movement we got from sdf's kitchen this time

stray heart
#

im actually in

mortal crescent
#

Im in

chrome mantle
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im in

meager forge
mellow ice
desert carbon
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im g3

devout wyvern
#

New AK recoil!!!!!!!!

willow sky
subtle heart
#

Honestly the devs deserve to be hunted for sport, I would love to skin SDF and mount his CLOWN face on my mantle.

somber mulch
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ggs

weary olive
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IT"S ONNN GUYA

dusky laurel
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IM IN

honest snow
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@glad thunder @zinc sparrow Hello guys WTF is going on here

rocky magnet
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let me playyyyy

tired dome
#

WE LVIE

burnt flume
onyx bronze
#

restart steam guys

subtle turret
#

owwwww this lava is hot!!!!!!!!!! so much loot!!!!!

gritty ivy
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do dwarfs have small hitboxes

bitter pewter
#

IN

deft iris
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FLOOD THE GATES

opal schooner
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lol at everyone spamming the circuis emote on the update message. W

steep pike
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LETS GOOO

prisma star
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ITS OPEN FLOOD THE LAVA CAVES

upbeat gale
short merlin
stiff shard
#

All yall were wrong

paper copper
desert carbon
#

plz dont raid my base i work fulltime and have 9 kids

scenic wren
#

Gotta download the new patch

mellow ice
#

Quick. Play for 15 mins before they have to patch

floral mulch
#

inshallah they shall remove druid

somber mulch
#

delaying clases for this

meager forge
glass solstice
#

its up boys

atomic cove
#

Aint gonna lie chat reminds me now of the moment when EA was about to release, crazy work

past bramble
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its up now methinks

timber brook
#

Stuck on connecting

dense quest
#

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

olive lake
torn swallow
desert carbon
wild trout
#

Connecting...

smoky jetty
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Where is abyssal second floor water map? 🌊 🪼 🐠 Where is abyssal second floor water map? 🌊 🪼 🐠 Where is abyssal second floor water map? 🌊 🪼 🐠

manic cliff
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game's up, knock yourselves out

ripe steppe
#

Anyone in game yet?

burnt quiver
#

its oepn-

upbeat gale
young laurel
#

Holy sht no more delays? Am I dreaming?

small brook
#

WIIIIIIIIIIIIPE HYYYYYYYPE

subtle heart
past bramble
#

just says connecting instead of failed to connect and we aint helping by swarming the poor servers

scenic pagoda
#

Cannot wait to get off work

night frigate
#

its connecting

royal thistle
#

WHERES THE FKIN CQUIVER

split basin
#

Conecting...

trim horizon
#

Only 1 delay? Am I dreaming?

subtle heart
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It’s stuck on connecting

blissful marsh
wild trout
#

why is my game back on fullscreen did they reset settings

vagrant knoll
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🇩 🇴 🇲 🇮 🇳 🇴 🇸 🌋 🇷 🇪 🇼 🅰️ 🇷 🇩 🇸 WIPE HYPE

astral moth
#

NO PVP FIRST OFF WTF

jolly sun
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Start duping with quiver slot

drowsy notch
#

connecting stuck

small brook
crisp slate
#

connecting stuck here too

wispy ridge
#

WHERE THE FLIP ARE MY seasonal skins i earned from highroller

wanton vale
#

WE ARE CONNECTING!

meager forge
rotund matrix
#

Connecting...

desert carbon
#

get connected, for free with education connection

azure pasture
#

WERE CONNECTING GUYS WE GOT THIS

night frigate
#

CONNECTION

night patio
#

CONNECTING

floral mulch
#

guys its hopeless

sly grail
#

Connecting

upbeat gale
bitter pewter
#

Connecting PEOPLE

hollow stag
#

connnnnecting

burnt quiver
#

server is overheating jesus

strong steppe
#

CONNECTING STUCK

blissful marsh
#

Connecting

past bramble
#

CONNECTING

iron gazelle
#

CONNECTING

lost wyvern
#

connecting..

tight sun
#

installing

kind forge
#

connecting

drowsy notch
#

connecting

vocal igloo
#

connecting

compact brook
#

connecting

subtle heart
#

Uninstalling

meager forge
slow oxide
#

connecting

woeful plume
#

Time for a server upgrade.

noble night
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connecting :3

stone panther
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connecting

alpine swift
#

CONNECTING

tough blade
#

CONNECTING MY ASS

dusky laurel
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BRO THEYRE RAGE BAITING US

zenith stirrup
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hahahah cant make this shit up

sage hatch
#

connecting

sinful gull
timber sand
#

IM STUCK IN CONNECTING

atomic nimbus
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ЙУХАН

stoic flax
#

you have to reboot, I am in

wanton vale
#

SORRY.... I FARTED

strong steppe
#

COnnecting

floral mulch
#

🤣 🤣

blissful marsh
#

DELETING

night patio
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Come onnnn !! Let me iinnnnnn !!!

sly grail
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let me in let me in let me begin

worn verge
#

server is burning lol

prime rivet
#

Connecting...

night frigate
#

CONNECKTIN

tight sun
#

AYYYY IM UNBANED!!!!

tired dome
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COOOOOOOONNECTING

vapid cloud
#

Connecting

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

drowsy notch
#

Floop?

small brook
meager forge
#

ye rebooting worked for me too im in

slow oxide
#

Connecting

somber mulch
#

connecting

wraith wigeon
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Is the game good now?!

zenith stirrup
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such bootleg devs

tough blade
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Ethan pls connect me

raven imp
#

Connecting

stone panther
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They scaled back the AWS to 500 player capacity for the end season and forgot to switch it back when releasing the new season?

barren tinsel
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yo yall sound like a bunch of whiny babies

desert carbon
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y yall lying lol

tranquil salmon
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im in

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is R@P!NG ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

mossy delta
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Good luck

subtle heart
#

Damn it

wispy ridge
#

where the flip are my seasonal skins i earned from highroller

honest snow
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stop overloading their dollorama server. Everyone close your game and let me sign in first, trust

viscid vine
#

What map is the Firedeep floor from?

stoic flax
#

reboot after patch helps

neat fox
#

w game

hidden galleon
#

gg server down

ebon grail
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loaded in! See u in the dungeouns!

sinful gull
#

alt f4 worked for me too thanks

narrow peak
#

Connneeecccttttinnngggg 😂😂😂

hallow pagoda
#

connecting...

night frigate
#

someone feed the hampster!

upbeat gale
safe hill
#

DU GAMMLA DU FRIA

iron gazelle
#

aINT NO WAY ALT F4 BE WORKING

inland umbra
#

good luck BOYS

desert carbon
#

selling my pc to my wifes boyfriend worked. finally in raid

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

meager forge
agile seal
vapid cloud
woeful plume
#

I can't wait to see if this version of PvE is normal, or still has that bastardized loot table.

subtle heart
#

All the code broke the game is done ggs

past bramble
#

CAN DEVS PLEASE CONFIRM OR DENY THAT THERE IS AN OVERLOADED QUE FOR SERVERS?

sly grail
#

reboot works

stray heart
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im in game but cant find a match, anyone also having this issue?

west needle
#

connecting

hearty fiber
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ctrl alt del should work fellas

dusky laurel
#

HERE COMES ANOTHER HOUR DELAY

hidden galleon
viscid vine
rocky magnet
#

connecting...

wraith mortar
#

Druid buffed?

burnt quiver
#

I wonder how many players are loggin at once

stoic flax
#

SDF unintentionally summoned a DDOS

honest snow
wind ether
#

ALT+F4 worked for me!!!

sage hatch
#

Connecting...

timber remnant
#

connectinh

deft iris
#

they just camouflage their delay under the connecting banner lol

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

wanton vale
#

PREGNANT GOBLINS WHEN?

arctic viper
#

just shut down ur steam

night frigate
#

CONNECTING...

silver radish
#

connecting...

sharp crane
#

anyone else fans go full speed on loading screen lol?

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

waxen totem
#

how cooked is the new movement, I want to know reeeee

past bramble
sly grail
#

jag är inne

proven saffron
#

Bunch of sissies

subtle heart
#

We’re all getting Isekaid into dad that’s why it’s taking so long to load

ripe leaf
#

Connecting . . .

prisma star
#

🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬

short vigil
#

steamDB says 2200 players in game rn xD

cunning canopy
#

Yo the spam is real

frigid shell
#

alt +f4 worked for me

azure matrix
#

Stuck on connecting.....

lunar mason
#

guys stop trying to connect and let me get in first

upbeat gale
#

IF ITS DONE LET ME INNNNNNNNNNN

burnt quiver
near aspen
#

"See you in the dungeons!" pure ragebait

finite yoke
meager forge
#

Im in, you guys need to reboot , then it works. The tgame wasnt fully up when they announced, it is now.

iron gazelle
#

no way ALT F4 IS WORKING

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

haughty nexus
pallid hemlock
#

their is probably a queue we are in, every other game dev on earth would show us but who knows

lilac cloud
#

is anyone in

safe hill
#

this is next level edging sdf

wary mirage
#

JUST GOT IN LETS GOOOO

cloud walrus
#

cant breath

timber remnant
#

server dead

primal kite
#

CANT WAIT TO SEE YALL IN CONNECTING

somber mulch
#

connecting

cunning canopy
#

5k player at the same time

desert carbon
#

but guys, look at the ppl live in "tavern bar"

lilac ember
#

restarting got me in

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

zinc nymph
#

LEEET MEEEE INNNN

wind ether
#

George floyd croaked for this!

elfin oyster
#

just got in

hidden galleon
hazy narwhal
#

"see you in the connecting"

past bramble
#

I swear if they delay it again imadie

oblique orbit
#

🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬

meager forge
#

RESTARTING GAME WORKS U GET IN IMMEDIATELY

velvet fractal
surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

mellow ice
#

See you in the connecting. Wait…..

crisp slate
#

woah, grappling hook can reel in players

cloud walrus
subtle heart
#

Opening and closing didn’t do crap we’re gonna crash these asian servers lol

blissful marsh
#

EVERYONE RESET SO I CAN JOIN

wraith hamlet
#

connecting ...

burnt quiver
#

If anyone is still connecting, try to reload the game

subtle heart
#

Honestly the devs deserve to be hunted for sport, I would love to skin SDF and mount his CLOWN face on my mantle.

flat wyvern
wary mirage
pallid hemlock
lapis quest
#

See you when the servers go down In 1 hr

normal wagon
#

Lmaooo you guys saying clown faces but you the clowns playing this game still 😭

timber remnant
proven saffron
#

Why does 13gb take so damn long to Update, wtf

round mica
#

wait fr i was about to ask about the new monsters but none of yall have done a run yet?

sinful gull
wraith mortar
iron gazelle
#

@little summit

low path
#

normal that i cant download the game?

past bramble
oblique orbit
#

restarted 3 times and waited 3 mins. 🇨 🇴 🇳 🇳 🇪 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬

jaunty plume
#

GIVE US GOONNECTION

hard bloom
#

lol everyone stuck on connecting screens

subtle heart
timber sand
#

same

celest kettle
#

braindead pig owners maybe commandeer some real servers

zinc nymph
#

UAUAUAUAUAAAAAKKKUUURWAAAA

proven saffron
#

Why does 13gb take so damn long to Update, wtf

desert carbon
#

yeh reloading it didnt do anything

wraith hamlet
#

well well well

waxen totem
#

any connectors in chat?

burnt quiver
stuck sable
#

EZ CONNECT

dark meteor
#

wipe isnt real its fake news just give up

cloud walrus
#

W

past bramble
#

ight did ya restart steam or just the game mate?

vapid cloud
earnest pewter
#

reloading is a lie

proven totem
#

"CONNECTING"

primal kite
#

i want to hurry up and die to pve lemme innnn

lyric grove
#

everyon exit out of the game rn so maybe i can sneak in there

candid zodiac
#

Leave so i can connecc

meager forge
cold plover
#

"Connecting..."

royal summit
#

i got in

narrow peak
#

“Patch process finished! See you in the connecting room” 😂😂

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

subtle heart
honest snow
#

kinda. buffed bear and panther, gave them ranged. So new playstyle of diving in running while low and ranging and shifting rat

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

hard bloom
#

lul wtf

stiff sedge
#

The hamsters were not ready for this... they were not ready!

broken grove
#

IM IN THE GAME FIREDEEP IS INSANE

small brook
#

REbooting is a lie

celest kettle
#

Connecting...

ripe steppe
#

my favorite loading screen

proven saffron
#

Why does 13gb take so damn long to Update, wtf

wild trout
#

connect and connecter

stuck sable
#

I'M PLAYING SOLO LOL

rotund matrix
#

Season 8 is not real its all propaganda

viscid snow
#

DARK AND DARKER IS BACK!!!!

obtuse ocean
#

@zinc sparrow started patch at 7 am and shit still aint up jokers

past bramble
slow oxide
#

Alt+F4 worked for me, bro the new skills are crazy

timber sand
#

Connect and connector

night frigate
lusty mason
#

connecting forever

plush saffron
#

I"M IN GAME

cedar spire
#

LMAO i closed the game, bought the 9$ DLC, relaunched, got in

meager forge
narrow peak
karmic night
pure finch
#

Im jelking it

spare pagoda
#

Connecting...

misty urchin
#

coonecting

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

cold plover
#

just got thru

gleaming marlin
#

guys alt f4 and reconnect

proven saffron
#

Why does 13gb take so damn long to Update, wtf

regal flare
#

no queue or update? all just staring at a connecting screen for 15 minutes...

steep pike
#

NETANYAHU CONNECT ME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

spare flare
#

CONNECTING AND CONNECTER

visual birch
#

10/10 patch "connecting" never was the game so exciting

tepid torrent
proven totem
wanton vale
#

I just got fulgor

celest kettle
#

alt f4 reconnnect and it works

alpine tendon
rigid mauve
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

subtle heart
#

everyone alt f4 and reconnect

limpid arch
#

connecting longsword to my ass

slow oxide
#

Yeah bro I alt-F4d and it worked bro free

untold oar
#

IM IN

hearty fiber
#

bro the tavern is going nuts with the notification sounds

plush saffron
#

restart your computer guys, it works, i'm in!

dense fulcrum
#

i just love waiting

crisp slate
#

This zweihander parry is isane

cold plover
#

repair files and try, worked for me

west garden
#

we are DDoSing server by reconnecting everyone go afk for an hour

honest snow
tired dome
#

CONNECTING

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

gleaming marlin
#

guys alt f4 and reconnect

proven totem
errant crow
#

REINSTALL THE WHOLE GAME IT WORKS IM IN!!!!!!!

past bramble
tropic bane
#

guys im connecting thats means im almost in!

sharp hearth
#

CONNECTING

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

wooden crescent
#

Are you still not logged in? I rebooted my internet and PC and already got named

small brook
#

I WAITED THREE YEARS FOR THIS QUIVER LET ME IN

split otter
#

REINSTALL WINDOWS AND IT WORKS, IM IN

sick pier
#

HOLD THE CONNECTING

torn swallow
#

on EVERYBODIES SOUL we are cracking female bard

night frigate
#

Down and Downer KEKW

open hill
#

connecting screen

frozen fossil
#

close the game check files on steam and then start it works immidiately

plush saffron
#

guys there definitrely isnt a hidden que, restart your client NOW!

thick lodge
#

guys if you restart game you are connected

subtle heart
#

Guys come on get off guys we’re overloading the server

gloomy sand
#

i wounder how many people are connecting at the same time

blissful sundial
#

REINSTALL THE WHOLE GAME IT WORKS IM IN!!!!!!!

upbeat gale
#

your just flooding the server even more just let it stay on connecting

velvet glen
#

nobodys in the game everyone is lying to get you to reduce server load

stoic flax
#

they changed the server down message to connecting, thats all they did

meager forge
gleaming marlin
#

guys alt f4 and reconnect

cunning mauve
#

hey guys is the game connecting

viscid snow
#

DARK AND DARKER IS BACK

foggy plover
#

Connect and Connecter

blissful marsh
#

BOUGHT A NEW PC AND DOWNLOADED IM IN!!

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

sly grail
#

i killed the new boss got dragon lore

lusty mason
#

connecting for 1 years

crisp slate
#

i just killed goblin caves 2nd floor boss, ill write guide tomorrow!

toxic nest
#

who's ready for pickpocket rogue to get turned off while they fix it

umbral marsh
limpid arch
#

settings=>uninstall, try it, im in

ripe steppe
#

its connecting al right

night frigate
#

did yall plug it in

split otter
#

BUY A NEW HOUSE AND A NEW COMPUTER IM IN, IT WORKS

brazen laurel
#

connecting forever here

subtle heart
#

This is so fucking cringe lol, take SDF out back and let him look at the flowers.

shell igloo
#

Hello devs, can yhou hear me????

plush saffron
#

GUYS RESTART YOUR COMPUTER, IT WORKS!!!

leaden lion
#

🇨
🇴
🇳
🇳
🇪
🇨
🇹
🇮
🇳
🇬

past bramble
karmic night
#

loading simulator

fallen kestrel
#

Yo what class ya'll going so i can counter it

honest snow
mossy vessel
#

switched to mcdonalds wifi, Im connecting faster now!

somber mulch
#

Hey can i get in or

meager forge
#

idk why ppl dont believe it, but if you restrart u get in. Its basic IT .

soft otter
#

🇮 🇸 🇷 🇦 🇪 🇱 🇸 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇸

rotund matrix
#

CONNECTING the shotgun to the roof of my mouth

charred junco
#

RUGPULL

dusky onyx
#

🇨
🇴
🇳
🇳
🇪
🇨
🇹
🇮
🇳
🇬

crisp slate
#

how can servers be overloaded when there is under 5k people lol

atomic nimbus
#

reboot helps

foggy plover
#

Confirmed broken.

narrow peak
#

😂😂😂😂😂

sturdy wasp
#

connecting,,,

torn swallow
#

✡️

surreal scroll
#

Connecting…

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

round veldt
#

I'm in by switching from full-screen to goblin booty milk

subtle heart
#

Restart your sympathetic nervous system it worked for me

median gate
#

que under connecting

velvet glen
plush saffron
#

I restarted my computer, I"M CONNECTED NOW!

tidal spindle
#

it took them not even 10 mins to give us more wait ;-;

steel cypress
#

Are we getting raided

subtle heart
#

Honestly the devs deserve to be hunted for sport, I would love to skin SDF and mount his CLOWN face on my mantle.

tiny moat
#

Feels like a Blizzard Entertainment Launch

random temple
#

connecting

meager forge
past bramble
#

Sorry, We are currently experiencing a temporary connectivity issue and expect service to return to normal shortly. Thank you for your understanding. according to sdf

normal wagon
#

Lmaooo Ggs you the players are clowns for playing this game still

upbeat gale
burnt quiver
#

even if it's only 5-10k ppl, all loggin in at once is a hella overload

arctic viper
#

only 2k players in game...

shell igloo
#

🇧🇬
🇧🇬
🇧🇬
CAN YOU HEAR ME DEVS?
🇧🇬
🇧🇬
🇧🇬

sturdy wasp
#

this connectingthis

night frigate
soft otter
#

BULGARIA YEAAAAA

celest kettle
#

For every minute I stay connecting I will chop off an inch of my cock

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is RAPING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

paper copper
quasi juniper
#

are servers down?

honest snow
royal thistle
#

LOL NO QUIVER AS DEFAULT IS WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

tropic bane
#

dont tell me they were only expecting to have 3k players like all last month of last season

subtle heart
#

Honestly the devs deserve to be hunted for sport, I would love to skin SDF and mount his CLOWN face on my mantle.

plush saffron
#

restart your computer

charred junco
#

Got mine connected at the honda sign and drive sales event

hearty fiber
#

everyone just spamming is acting like my 4 year old niece just wants an automatic response chill tf out

meager forge
karmic night
gusty sentinel
#

the sling makes druids unbeatable in bear form

normal wagon
#

You guys are the clowns for playing this game still don’t blame the devs 😭

primal kite
#

guys you have to buy the 30 dollar heart skin to get in, im currintly fighting the new boss, shit is wild down here

night frigate
sturdy wasp
junior salmon
zenith stirrup
#

bad look for this game ild say this is the last attempt thay have to make somethink of it and thay just cant get it right

celest kettle
flat wyvern
#

Sorry, We are currently experiencing a temporary connectivity issue and expect service to return to normal shortly. Thank you for your understanding.

raw fractal
#

too many people loading in servers are having to work hard for the first time in months

stoic acorn
silk mirage
burnt quiver
#

Hope they just upgraded their server limit <.<

limber tiger
#

devs actually did a good job from what we know so far - its cool if we wait a moment longer

subtle heart
stone root
#

spaghetti server xdd

arctic viper
#

guys someone in gmae lobby rn?

meager forge
#

yes im in lobby

normal wagon
#

You guys are the clowns for playing this game still don’t blame the devs 😭 get a grip shitters

upbeat gale
#

NAH MAN you put your job on it

pallid hemlock
past bramble
#

Also why cant the game just tell you that you are in a que

flat wyvern
#

Sorry, We are currently experiencing a temporary connectivity issue and expect service to return to normal shortly. Thank you for your understanding.

night frigate
sturdy wasp
crisp slate
#

connecting and connecting. i think we aint playing today.

scenic zodiac
#

Real talk just restart ur game

dense field
#

The patch doesn’t think I’m complete notlikethis

blissful briar
#

can someone help me with a game?

surreal scroll
#

Bro they blocked me from saying connecting now I have to put it in a sentence

atomic nimbus
#

guys reboot and it's ok!

meager forge
celest kettle
#

Connecting

brisk hornet
#

bro 6 hours is not enough to apply patch for em?

cyan knot
#

did anyone get in?

paper copper
#

@zinc sparrow Is server at max limit? Just don’t want to keep waiting for connecting if it’s not possible to get in.

nocturne hazel
signal igloo
past bramble
primal kite
#

i thought the new dungeon had a diff name, but connecting is a cool name for a dungeon too ig

sturdy wasp
quasi juniper
#

actually a crazy waiting time

pallid hemlock
merry wing
#

connecting?

raw relic
#

What is the wipe? Just everyone loses all progress?

rain cave
#

I can tell who hasnt played tarkov if you think this wipe is bad

night frigate
#

connecting Sus

scenic zodiac
blissful briar
#

i downloaded game from steam, i never played this game before and i downloaded blacksmithIM and made acc so now do i have to download game again from blacksmith or i can run it form steam cus steam wont run the game for some reason?

charred junco
#

2nd floor gobby caves is busted, not a single pregnant gobby here to jerk me off?

normal wagon
honest snow
celest kettle
rustic pebble
weak obsidian
#

Everyone but me needs to restart their game

surreal scroll
arctic viper
#

guys 6k people in twitch dark and darker

strong steppe
#

A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF
A goblin Maiden Is R@PING ME while i Connect, HELP SDF

south bloom
#

are there so meny people conecthing that it's stuck?

limber tiger
subtle heart
scenic zodiac
#

have faith and restart your game

acoustic warren
#

a

meager forge
velvet lava
bleak sorrel
#

im in

scarlet hemlock
primal kite
#

this erm its not that bad guys, clearly u havent played "x" game

torn swallow
#

israoal gpt generate me a game all of us isreoali soldiers will love
✡️ generating 🤖
you game is:
Dark and darker

cobalt sable
raw relic
night frigate
#

MAKE IT WORK

signal igloo
quasi juniper
#

This game is honestly the worst with updates

rain cave
normal wagon
#

Ggs you guys are the clowns

astral moth
#

game crashed first game not looking good

past bramble
zealous trout
#

GUYS LOOK ! THEY STILL SUCK

sturdy wasp
honest snow
meager forge
civic crown
atomic nimbus
#

cant u connect? just reboot the pc!

dense field
#

You can’t add dwarfs and hold me from my massacre

subtle heart
crisp dragon
#

im in boys

viscid pumice
#

anyone still stuck loading in?

small brook
#

WIIIPE HYYYYYPE

lime igloo
#

fighter druid bard new meta

blissful marsh
short vigil
sturdy wasp
scenic zodiac
#

games up reset ur game

meager forge
raven berry
#

anyone else having a issue where the game just keeps saying connecting?

south bloom
#

@zinc sparrow help us we want to play

old dirge
night frigate
crisp slate
#

ANYONE FOR REAL GOT IN??????????? OR EVERYONE STILL CONNECTING????

arctic viper
#

guys i found leak dm i will send ss

hearty fiber
sudden iron
#

uninstall and reinstall to help worked for me

regal stream
stone panther
autumn solstice
solar vector
#

this is deadass insane these devs are so fucking cooked

civic crown
small brook
sinful gull
#

bodo glimt won again vs a top team...insane shit

astral moth
#

Gotta love it crashing

dense acorn
sturdy wasp
vast zephyr
#

🏳️‍⚧️

pallid hemlock
atomic nimbus
#

i'm playing right now, currently in HE pve dungeon

native bronze
scenic zodiac
#

add me im streaming proof

nova pawn
strong steppe
#

You're never gonna connect, you're not good enough
There's a million other people with the same connect
You really think you're different? Man you must be kidding
Think you're gonna connect, but you just don't get it
It's impossible, it's not probable
You're irresponsible, too many obstacles
You gotta stop it yo, you gotta take it slow
You can't be a pro, don't waste your time no more
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?
I don't give a damn if you say you cant connect
I'm gonna make my move, I'm gonna not connect
And I'll do it 'cause it's what I want to fucking do
'Cause all these opinions and all these positions
They coming in millions, they're blocking your connection
But no, you can't listen, that shit is all fiction
'Cause you hold the power as long as you're driven

honest snow
slow oxide
#

You're never gonna connect, you're not good enough
There's a million other people with the same connect
You really think you're different? Man you must be kidding
Think you're gonna connect, but you just don't get it
It's impossible, it's not probable
You're irresponsible, too many obstacles
You gotta stop it yo, you gotta take it slow
You can't be a pro, don't waste your time no more
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?
I don't give a damn if you say you cant connect
I'm gonna make my move, I'm gonna not connect
And I'll do it 'cause it's what I want to fucking do
'Cause all these opinions and all these positions
They coming in millions, they're blocking your connection
But no, you can't listen, that shit is all fiction
'Cause you hold the power as long as you're driven

summer junco
#

dnd is back in 2026 lets go

arctic viper
#

guys i found leak dm i will send a ss

quasi juniper
#

Tarkov also has like 20X more players than dark and darker. prolly closer to 60X

dense field
#

Some sick individuals in here

sturdy wasp
meager forge
blissful marsh
#

🐀

primal kite
#

guys i went out and touched grass and now im in try it so u can get into the new dungeon!

raven berry
#

ok cool as long as everyone is suffering with me im happy... i mean aw man shucks hope it gets fixed soon

past bramble
#

now its failing to connect again

summer junco
#

dnd best game ever hold the line sdf the goat

pallid hemlock
sweet parrot
#

conneckting

desert carbon
#

hold dat

void ginkgo
#

Benie man like men

pulsar venture
#

you wouldnt last 1 minute inside me

meager forge
queen bronze
#

reinstalling windows fixed it for me

prisma vortex
#

@zinc sparrow get it up

small brook
#

WE HAVE A NEW ERROR MESSAGE ALL HAIL THE NEW ERROR MESSAGE

burnt quiver
subtle heart
#

6400 in game

stone panther
autumn wren
#

I was so excited when i saw SDFs message and now I'm in tears on the connecting screen Cavetroll

sick pier
#

Switching from Windows to Linux worked for me

weak sable
#

Hey here

crisp dragon
#

7200 in game

scenic zodiac
#

yall dead trippin. you can play if you werent anxious and reset

honest snow
devout lily
prisma vortex
lunar rock
#

druid can shapeshift the connecting issue into a working state of the game

dense field
crisp slate
#

where is delay announcement????

sturdy wasp
subtle turret
#

this game was promised to me by blood 4000 years ago

meager forge
subtle heart
#

6400 in game is decent right?

sharp panther
true olive
fast orchid
#

wtf is error 21 on my pc

round mica
#

how do you kill the 16 foot lizard in the fire biome...?

pallid hemlock
sharp hearth
#

Failed to connect to the server
Try again

somber flame
burnt quiver
balmy trellis
#

connection issues is not good advertisement for the seasonal pack

brittle heath
#

Ironmace is such a bunch of clowns

wispy ridge
#

if i dont have my seasonal rewards by the time i get back from work someone is gonna hear from me.

ionic thorn
slow flare
#

They playing with my emotions yo 🫠

signal igloo
#

I just get a black screen

summer junco
south bloom
rapid roost
#

the copypasta is the most post 2000s white boy rap coded things ive read since 2013

meager forge
sturdy wasp
lusty mason
#

I cant connect

sage hatch
true olive
#

🇳🇴

small brook
#

"Failed to connect to the server. Quit the game." IS THE NEW ERROR MESSAGE. ALL HAIL THE NEW ERROR MESSAGE!

fickle orchid
native breach
#

HAIL

honest snow
subtle heart
#

They’re gonna have to delay again they broke the code lol

rapid roost
somber flame
meager forge
sturdy wasp
#

im still waiting

lusty mason
celest kettle
#

6 7

covert raptor
#

is anyone actually playing? stuck on connecting screen

tawny escarp
#

Alr i'm finally in game.
"rm -rf /" on linux helped me

dense field
primal kite
balmy trellis
#

🫃

subtle heart
#

I can’t wait to be a dwarf both in game and irl

raven berry
#

Idk if im crazy but when this happens every single season why not idk say the servers will be shut down 24 hours before the new season and then use that entire day to make sure that everything is perfect when the actual new season comes out so people are not wasting time or yall are feeling pressured as devs? Wouldnt that make more sense?

honest snow
void ginkgo
#

Six seven

daring carbon
#

took my first blue of the wipe

fickle orchid
#

i'm in 😎

sage hatch
sturdy wasp
solemn dagger
#

guys remove french language pack from linux to connect

stone panther
prime heath
#

CONNECTING

dense field
#

SO THIS IS WHAT CURSE OF PAIN FEELS LIKE IRLanguish

elfin lance
pallid hemlock
brave raptor
civic crown
hollow portal
#

taking back shots til it connects ill see yall in heaven 🤘

small brook
#

"Connecting..." is AGAIN the error message! ALL HAIL IT WHO WENT AND RETURNED TO US.

sturdy wasp
ember sphinx
pulsar venture
#

damn dude this update is awesome

fast orchid
#

i did manage to conect but i get kicked out by a ramdom error

night frigate
subtle heart
sage hatch
#

someone help i removed the french language from the game and can no longer surrender

round veldt
#

🤓

pastel latch
#

what a fun and exciting way to start the season!

pastel nacelle
#

can anyone get in

burnt flume
dense field
#

Idk guys… I think ima call geek squad on this one

white coral
lavish spindle
#

good job guys

west dagger
timid magnet
stone panther
#

Omlette du fromage

tawny escarp
dense igloo
#

People acting like this is the first game to have server issues after a major update lmao

brazen laurel
#

connecting infinite ❤️

sturdy wasp
proven totem
#

THE INTERNET IS TOOOO STRONG, I NEED REINFORCEMENTS. ALL STORM THE CONNECTION!

small brook
#

firsttime.gif

burnt quiver
#

"Achilles Strike no longer applies to Lanterns."
since when was this a thing lol

ember sphinx
night frigate
#

its so dark the game wont connect

brave raptor
#

france >>>>>>>> world

oblique orbit
#

indeed, this update is mindblowing. Connecting part 500

dense field
#

IM IN IM IN IM IN

burnt flume
mild jewel
#

OMG IAM Connnecting!

prisma warren
pastel latch
#

if you don't like staring at your screen waiting hours to connect to the game just for it to go down right as you connect for more maintenance this isn't the game for you

lavish spindle
#

thanks devs i love that i cant play the new update!

royal thistle
#

QUIVER COMES FROM ARCHER MOBS BTW

subtle heart
#

The dark gets darker

void ginkgo
#

trash servers

meager forge
gleaming parrot
#

IM IN

golden merlin
#

I wish my brain was connecting for that long

ionic thorn
#

im IN

crisp slate
#

press esc, something is happening

dry trout
#

whats the status of the wipe has anyone played yet? or played a couple games then servers went down. whats the story?

lusty mason
solar vector
#

holy incompetence

warm kraken
#

hey guys whats the new best class so i can run around and beat up noobs

lofty hemlock
burnt quiver
autumn wren
#

Help me dark my shi bro I just want to dark my shi

zinc moat
#

holy just got fulgor!

cobalt sable
#

is it a queue or just an alt f4 fest?

pulsar venture
#

lets see how long i can goon before i get in the game

warm panther
past gorge
#

im in rn on the second floor of forgotten castle

pastel latch
#

they're just buying time for more maintenance so they don't have to put a post saying it's extended again

brave raptor
#

Guys i'm french and i'm able to connect i guess our country is just better

scarlet sentinel
#

IM IN

dense field
#

Welcome to the dungeons BOYS

silver furnace
#

wa dwiw m3a hade wld l97ab

dry trout
subtle heart
shy valve
vast zephyr
#

GUYS, I found a FIX! GO to C:\Windows\System32 and delete that entire folder! IT WORKS! FInally man! Your welcome! C:\Windows\System32 C:\Windows\System32 C:\Windows\System32

honest snow
#

im in suckers cya later

prisma vortex
#

mods ban the french guy

vestal mountain
nova pawn
#

So ive learned to not go to the tavern officially

warm panther
brave raptor
coarse portal
iron gazelle
#

REPOZE IS IN

crisp slate
#

i just killed myself

teal jetty
#

dwarf race small hitbox hm

true olive
cobalt sable
#

im in now also

upbeat quartz
#

im in no cap

sturdy wasp
#

repoze is in i hate my life

stoic flax
#

i just restarted game and I am in, no joke

iron gazelle
#

REPOZE IS INNNNNNNNNNNNN

night frigate
#

🏴‍☠️

kind forge
#

you can get in now

small brook
past bramble
#

DEVS do I need to restart or wait at connecting screen?

teal jetty
#

GIVE US FLAME SKIN ON WEAPON IN SHOP

sweet parrot
#

i am inside dark and darker

sly forge
#

i am inside you

dense field
#

I AM IN THE GAME EVERYTHING ELSE IS ON YOU IF YOU CANT JOIN

latent aspen
#

sdf was typing

prisma vortex
#

restart its up boys!!!!!!

vast zephyr
#

No guys, go to C:\Windows\System32 and delete it all. Makes the game work finally and you can connect

desert carbon
#

im on ya ass

pulsar venture
#

i am coming inside dark rn

fair lance
#

IM INNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

scarlet hemlock
#

if anyone was in they would post screenshots, they lie so you leave the queue guys

subtle heart
#

I am inside my butt

quasi juniper
queen bronze
#

up now no troll

vast coral
#

whaaat, i didn't get the rewards from the past HR rank, i got reseted somehow, bro i reached demi god, how am i not getting the rewards

subtle turret
#

i tried turning my keyboard and mouse toward mecca and im in

celest kettle
#

im fucking in

pallid hemlock
real copper
#

there is nothing more dark and darker than a botched updated requiring 2-4 additional updates/delays

surreal crown
#

3rd try i am in

near dagger
#

NA priority

pastel latch
#

the loading screen sounds like rain so you fall asleep to buy them time for more maintenance

small brook
#

IM IN ITS NOT A LIE GO GOGOGOGOG

past bramble
storm surge
#

How do I claim my rewards for last season

vast coral
prisma vortex
#

restart

stoic shadow
#

It is cool we got Dwarves. Slightly dissapointed it was not a pregant goblin

blissful marsh
#

RESTART

burnt quiver
#

OH I AM IN WHAT TOOK ME 12 RESTARTS

elfin lance
vast zephyr
#

Holy shit! Yeah after I deleted C:\Windows\System32 I got in! It works! Dude, they added so much shit!

round elm
#

SDF WHY THE FUCK CAN I ONLY PLAY ONE GAME MODE ON ONE MAP

true olive
#

HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYH GAME UPO

subtle heart
tropic bane
#

im in!

karmic night
random seal
#

-10MS ON DWARF LOLOLOLOL

pulsar venture
#

im gooning in the direction of the mecca its making my wifi stronger

scarlet hemlock
vast coral
novel hawk
#

dwarf gonna be easy to head shot lets be honest

sterile wadi
valid edge
#

Were sorry

karmic night
#

I got in for like a split second they got them in the shop already

smoky stirrup
#

I'm in, France wins again ! 🇫🇷

spare birch
#

Is anyone actually in?

burnt quiver
blissful marsh
light ferry
fervent wasp
dry trout
#

-1 0movespeedd on dwarfs is criminal

vast zephyr
#

Yeah, I got in, followed some guys directions to delete C:\Windows\System32 folder and it worked!

surreal crown
true olive
#

GANME UP

atomic nimbus
#

sorrym we're sorry

desert carbon
#

its working

median gate
#

actually in

copper fern
#

Dwarfs a a race

spare birch
#

sucks :/ connecting.....

rough vigil
#

most op character this season???

blissful marsh
raven berry
#

i just got in so yall should try it now

lost wyvern
#

"PING IS TOO HIGH"?

subtle heart
#

Omg it’s actually working now let’s gooo

austere kayak
#

there jare ppl actually in, look at the trios ppl are sharing their screen if you hover over you can see ppl are in

noble night
#

oh im in

karmic night
#

How is there a queue with a game with barely 10k players?😂

atomic nimbus
#

omg we`re sorry

burnt quiver
#

whirlwind is actually broken

latent hearth
#

yo how can i change ironmance gmail?

sly forge
#

they reset all to lvl 1?

copper fern
#

Raise your pickaxes everyone

dense acorn
#

it's actually on right now no joke

trim horizon
#

The peak player count last wipe was 16,000. I wonder if this wipe will be higher or lower than that

fallow notch
#

SO? ARE YOU IN?

teal jetty
#

miner empty

paper vigil
twin carbon
#

Did the new patch add content? Or are there patch notes im not seeing

fickle orchid
#

im in

fallen kestrel
#

Dwarfs though... rofl

rough vigil
#

guys whats the strongest class this season????

trim horizon
weak valley
upbeat gale
#

ive been connecting for 30m wtf

twin carbon
woeful topaz
#

no quests?????????????

fickle orchid
#

close game and repopen

open hill
#

anyone in

noble night
#

yea

crisp slate
#

atleast people on twitch are in.

rigid dock
#

If i claim expressman i cant claim his rewards on another class?

vast zephyr
#

Im in after deleting C:\Windows\System32 folder

daring onyx
#

where are the hr rewards?

proven totem
fickle orchid
#

quests slowly roll out weekly, same as every season

azure pasture
#

wooohoo we in

woven void
sullen arch
#

barb and barber season 2

woeful topaz
#

you talking about valentine?

ashen grove
#

Let me in @zinc sparrow

faint shell
#

i was demigod rank and didnt get my rewards

dusky laurel
#

IM PLAYING WARLOCK I DONT CARE BRO

woven void
sly forge
latent hearth
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why is my blacksmith downloading dark and darker slowly?

azure hawk
stone shell
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tooltip on time distortion for sorcerer is wrong @zinc sparrow it says cd is only raised by 2%, but the cooldowns are working as intended

copper fern
sharp night
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is wiz or sorcerer better?

dense acorn
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wtf is this forced trio adventures bro

azure hawk
simple zodiac
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do I restart or hold on connecting screen??

gusty birch
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God bless medicine aint workin like this, at least

faint shell
azure pasture
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restart your game then it should let you in

worldly hedge
dense acorn
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where is solo?

barren elbow
#

do we not get our highroller rewards?

silver furnace
#

why i cant get my season reawards

willow sky
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says please select a region? what can i do?

gusty birch
woeful topaz
#

why does my character moan when he gets hit??

barren elbow
vapid oyster
woven void
copper fern
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For all new pepole you need to go to the seasons tab on the char you got your rank with and then swap it to season 7

sharp night
cursive sparrow
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NO SHOT IS WIPE GOOD? IM STUCK AT SKL RN

gusty birch
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Thank you mister automaton KEKW im asking about another game, if you look link you'll see

dense acorn
#

NO SOLOS?

cursive sparrow
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WHAT NO SOLOS?????

karmic valve
#

where claim last season rewards

coral ember
#

anyone having an issue where clicking loot drops it on the ground

velvet lava
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omg these servers bro

vapid oyster
woven void
#

there is solos people just cant read what theyre looking at

sweet crow
cursive sparrow
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oh nice guys

coral ember
#

@vapid oyster you the best

gusty birch
#

game is up?

vapid oyster
strong pebble
#

when do i get the infrit skin?

velvet lava
#

finally in

ocean ibex
#

this shit is dw

granite dagger
#

hola ::D

mental aurora
#

Jorking it to all ur msges rn

copper fern
vast kayak
#

dwarf -10 move speed but no positives? couldn't give us + regular interaction speed?

ruby wind
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Nothing for rogues and other classes that are already difficult to play, they only improved the ones that were already broken. Just sad

obsidian cape
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when S7 HR rewards

blazing sail
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got into game cant move???

ruby wind
#

I suppose I just stick to pickpocketing

cursive basin
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I restarted my PC and I was able to get in the game

warm tendon
#

Did the quest system change? I only have a quest for the Tavern Master.

obsidian cape
sharp hearth
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and the quest?