Uma Musume

[runic whale]

JP Bros like her so much, so she must be a good character

[potent trail]

what i know about palmer is that she is me when i try using current tumblr lingo

maruzen lite

[runic whale]

Omg that view, tskr 🙏

[sudden sundial]

Before I continue looking at the whole roster it's important to note that Gold City is not a gyaru, but I bet a lot of fans think she is

[runic whale]

Clearly gay for her

[runic whale]

She's like Rarity

Gyarus don't typically dress in black

Since they're typically meant to be obnoxious and rebel against traditional beauty standards

[potent trail]

is air shakur a gyaru, or just yakuza

[runic whale]

Yakuza

Gyarus aren't angry, gyaru is most literally just Gal

"Gyaru" refers to women who are typically cheerful and sociable

[potent trail]

okay lol, certainly not shakur then

[runic whale]

They also speak fun slang

Like, it's totes adorbs

[sudden sundial]

https://umamusu.wiki/List_of_Characters
Of the playable umas I'd only nominate Helios, Tosen Jordan, Palmer (possibly, at least by osmosis) and Almond Eye (suspected)
On the non-playable ones I don't see one that could fit.
From Cingray, definitely Norn Ace. Obey Your Master is like Gold City, she's naturally what gyarus are emulating

[runic whale]

Japanese valley girl but they dress interestingly

[sudden sundial]

I didn't look at the ones not animated yet

[runic whale]

Obey your Master is a great example actually

They're the type of girls Gyarus literally take inspiration from

Basically valley girl

Gyarus that don't dwell into Gangarus (over the top make up and colorful/flashy clothing, leopard print) are from what I've noticed what's typically depicted in animes

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, in the end the most defining characteristic of a gyaru is non-black hair, since that breaking of the norm is what makes them stand out in Japanese society. Originally they'd just dye their hair blond or brunette, now highlights and non-natural colours are also on the table.
After that there's several subcultures, but by the nature of what creates them they often focus on fashion, trends, make up, being social and being the origin of a lot of slang and the Japanese equivalent of Gen-Z talk

Being tanned is not a requirement but also come from the same original drive to not conform

[runic whale]

Yes, in short: Gals are great

[runic whale]

Found the name for this

Kogyaru. short skirt, loose sweater jacket, leg warmers

That's literally Norn Ace

[potent trail]

jordan's career explicitly uses gyaru for her, if that was up for debate. she calls herself one multiple times

[runic whale]

Being an asshole gets you disqualified from being a gyaru but Norn was quickly subdued and converted

[sudden sundial]

A relatively representative IRL example for people less familiar. If you look it up you often just get the over-the-board types, with really tanned skin or a lot of make up, pretty sure most of them are just trendy non-traditional girls like in this photo and a lot of the stuff you'll be shown is the exaggerations or to make them look bad, idk. They're really just, like, fashion rebels at best

[runic whale]

Those are dwelling into Gangaru

Here's a more popular one especially in a lot of school animes, Kogyarus

[velvet pivot]

Huh okay then

2 S ranks in a row

[sudden sundial]

Condor being Condor

[runic whale]

The entire point of gyarus is to rebel against conservative and traditional beauty norms of Japan

[sudden sundial]

She's free and good

[runic whale]

Even with the make up, i love gyarus. I like the droopy eye makeup

It's absolutely perfect

[velvet pivot]

1198 speed lmfao

[velvet pivot]

This is warrior Condor, she’s good but not free lmfao

[sudden sundial]

True

She's still so good

[potent trail]

there would be more uma gyarus, unfortunately grass wonder murdered about 98% of them

[runic whale]

The weeb would preserve them

[sudden sundial]

I will never forgive the weebu

[runic whale]

She's the first weeb of Japan

[sudden sundial]

No she's obssesed with traditional Japanese stuff

[runic whale]

That guy who paid to take a picture in samurai armor

[sudden sundial]

I mean, don't get me wrong, Fatass Wonder is a good horse like all of them and would never bully anyone; but she definitely does not care about gyarus

She's the tea, archery, calligraphy put-on-airs type

[runic whale]

I think she would let them slide

If Spe says she likes gyarus, Grass turns into one

Maybe She's like this with Spe because Spe is from a conservative part of Japan

[potent trail]

tosen jordan: exists
grass wonder: :/ ...... kick
el condor pasa: ow fuck why are you kicking me i didnt even do anything???
grass: oh, just felt randomly angry for no reason :)

[runic whale]

Tosen Jordan, Helios vs Grass Wonder

Grass wonder has a weapon but Jordan Helios has gal power

[sudden sundial]

I will never forgive the Weebu

[runic whale]

Fatty weeb

That's why she's named after food

[velvet pivot]

Ok I need some advice here- I just got the SSR selector and can’t decide who to use it on

I do plan to also buy the selector

[sudden sundial]

These are all of your SSRs?

[potent trail]

ya dont have to use it immediately, so id recommend til u have some non-free ssrs on 2-3lb

[runic whale]

I feel fine motion is only good at 2LB or up

I agree

Hold onto it, maybe you'll get Kita

[velvet pivot]

Do I just buy the selector now and pull an SSR to see what I get

[velvet pivot]

Yep

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, after double checking I'd recommend none of them. Grab the two if you want them both and save them

You have three or four cards that if they were 1LB I could absolutely recommend taking to 3LB and you could start using immediately, 2LB none these are significantly better than good SRs

[sudden sundial]

The offer for the selector is definitely limited, I don't know when it expires but if you're confident you want it, look it up and do it before then

I know there's some reruns in the future, and future good cards

Two selectors plus the rainbow crystals we gain over time, you have guaranteed 3LB if you get lucky or have 30k carats

[velvet pivot]

I just realized I overpaid for the other selector, I should’ve bought on the site. I’m stupid

[velvet pivot]

I just bought it, I’ll hold on to it- any idea on what to look out for? I don’t plan to pull on anything until Festa comes out ngl

[sudden sundial]

I went looking, I thought there was a rerun son of some of the S tier cards but maybe I made it up

The next meta card is Maruzen , it's gonna be Kita-levels good for a long while

[potent trail]

well, i checked and the offer comes with paid carats, yea? you could pull on the paid ssr banner n see what ya get

[velvet pivot]

Meanwhile I’ve been holding on to my Head Start because I can’t decide on who I should use it on lmfao

[velvet pivot]

Yeah it comes with paid carats

[runic whale]

Not on the league of Kita in terms of longevity because she's still meta in JP for years

[potent trail]

true, but the ssr selector is only for SSRs released til now

[velvet pivot]

Can you even use it on future cards? I’m pretty sure you can’t

[runic whale]

That's why Kita is one of the worse trainees because you can't use kita

[velvet pivot]

Suffering from success

[sudden sundial]

idk if that updates as times go on but probably better to play it safe

[runic whale]

Try

[potent trail]

well, now you have (or will have) 2 selectors yes? 1 paid and 1 from the missions. in that case, 2lb finmo might be viable?

[velvet pivot]

Yep I have 2 selectors rn

I’ll just pull on the SSR banner and see what I get, wish me luck

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

Fuku's card reruns early May but I think that card is overglazed. That banner also hass SSR Rice which is still good outside of UC, it gives Maestro

Maruzensky is estimated for middle of June

I was so sure I saw a Kita and/or Freak rerun somewhere...

[velvet pivot]

Oh ffs

[sudden sundial]

This one, I think both cards are very good at high levels.

As mentioned Chiyono is 15%, has a great golden skill for Pacers, and is stamina. Vega is 10%, B or A tier,

Her skills are for End Closers tho

[velvet pivot]

I do have that Vega

[potent trail]

looked it up, answer´s no :c

[velvet pivot]

Fine will last a good while right? I don’t really have any other good SR wit to run MANT with, it’s either her or 2LB tachyon rn lol

My luck with support cards is diabolical

[potent trail]

wwweeeeeeell

[sudden sundial]

Definitely a save either way, if you get lucky and pull a Kita or Freak somewhere it's 2LB at least, 3LB with a crystal. Otherwise that vega or Chiyono, and I do think the Rice Shower is legit useable but I'm no expert

[sudden sundial]

Wit cards are eternal

[potent trail]

when does ramoru wit release again, thats who overtakes finmo

[sudden sundial]

Better ones will come, but there's often two or more per deck

[velvet pivot]

Yeah even when something surpasses Fine I’ll still prolly be running 2 wit anyways

[potent trail]

you´re safe until october with finmo

[sudden sundial]

That's a lot of support cards

But yeah, something like FM or Neicha's SSR have longevitiy. Even if a card like Ramonu may be better overall or most of the time, and even if you are only running one , sometimes you choose based on skill or something else

[velvet pivot]

Yeah I’ll prolly just pop 2LB FM because I genuinely to not have a better option rn and do not plan to pull any time soon

And 2LB FM is prolly still better than 2LB Tachyon lmfao

[potent trail]

lets see

[sudden sundial]

7% on 2LB FM, but you still get a golden pacer skill and probably better trainings

[sudden sundial]

Actualy 2LB Tachyon also has 7% so yeah

Considering you always have to run two , yeah I think it's a good use

[velvet pivot]

This is what my deck currently looks like

I should really not be using 0LB Fuku lmfao

There we go

[potent trail]

your race bonus is too low with that one

[sudden sundial]

How you doin' on SRs?

[potent trail]

better, but still 45%

[sudden sundial]

Nishino, Vega, Baku

[potent trail]

minimum to aim for is 50 race bonus

kita is nice for professor, but only when planned around since she has 5RB

[sudden sundial]

Fuku is only a 10%, and the initial stats are nice but at the risk of repeating me, overvalued. Borrow one of the cards that gives 15% that way you need less on your own

[velvet pivot]

Like I said my support luck is extremely terrible

[sudden sundial]

Nishino Flower SR at 2LB is 12%

Yeah having seen both SR and SSR you're pretty cursed

For MANT, for UC you'd be pretty good

[velvet pivot]

It looks like she’s only 7%?

[velvet pivot]

Unironically how does this even happen

[sudden sundial]

The 15%s are as follows:
None, don't even sweat it
Chiyono SSR
SSR Marvelous (wasn't this free from an event? Don't you have this?), SR Nishino
SR Vega, SSR Ikuno Dictus,
SSR Neicha
Pal: none

These cards are 15% because they have a base 5% in their "unique", so even if they're only 15% at MLB they're still 10% or more after one or two copies

Always worth for filling out the deck

This 5% is not even counted when you hit the "Perks" button

[velvet pivot]

I don’t think I have SSR Marvelous, I’ve only been playing recently

[sudden sundial]

With MLB it will show you "+10% Nishino flower", for some reason

[potent trail]

marvelous was in december iirc

with chrimguri release

[velvet pivot]

I picked up the game right as the new years event hit

[potent trail]

unfortunately we've been playin for a while wcct

[sudden sundial]

Understandable, I have a hard time measuring when things happened

Feels like just recently that UC released

[velvet pivot]

Yeah lol. I got XOguri randomly anyway

[sudden sundial]

Anyway

5% base, plus the one in the list below at whatever LB you have

Don't trust the game's count, trust your own or barring that the deck builder/tierlist

[velvet pivot]

Oooh I did not know that’s how it worked, ty

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's not clear, took me some time to figure out where the extra 5% was coming from

But this is why Kita is Kita after all

[potent trail]

okay if i selected everything properly, i think this is best RB u can get while preserving the 2 speed - 2 wit - 2 variable structure

[sudden sundial]

Nice, and there's still 5% wiggle room if 60% is indeed not possible

If I remember right everything from X0% to X9% give the same bonus because of rounding

[velvet pivot]

I guess I can give this a shot

[potent trail]

windy being an mvp there

great card

[sudden sundial]

All dogs are good dogs

[velvet pivot]

I accidentally swiped out when switching apps and now I can’t find nice nature anymore lmfao

[potent trail]

filter by wit?

[velvet pivot]

It’s just fine motions

[potent trail]

oh, well, befriend a person with mlb nattie

[velvet pivot]

I’m filtering by SSR wit and it’s just Finmo lol

[sudden sundial]

Ah, it kinda depends, but for example at 50% and 55% are equivalent while 60% and 65% arent, but 65 and 70 are

[potent trail]

https://uma.moe/database?filters=eyJzYyI6IjMwMDU0IiwibGIiOjR9 here, pick a person, (maybe add a 9* mile or 9*medium spark into search, those are most useful rn afterall), copy their id n paste it into id search in friend section

[sudden sundial]

Still due to rounding most likely, but yeah

[velvet pivot]

Finally found one

[potent trail]

627432251975 this seems like a pretty good parent for example, ya could get a lot of mileage (hah) outta this

"bringi its all about front runners with you isnt it"

[sudden sundial]

8*? She's glue

Joking aside, it's very rare that you can't have two cakes from what I've seen. You can have a 9* and the horse you want and 6* or above of the pink you want and URA finale. There's always one out there by sheer numbers

[potent trail]

ya but coupled with specifically lookin for nattie borrow the number goes down

for 9*mile nattie mlb combo uma.moe database lists a grand total of 11 results n their affinities aaaare. bad lol

but ofc depends what exact horse ur aiming for there

[velvet pivot]

Ok I just glued my XOguri because despite getting the 3rd recovery super early she didn’t have a single rival race until the first G1 of the year lmfao

[sudden sundial]

It do be like that sometimes

But I think you can tank that and still have really good Y2 and Y3

Y1 is only half a year after all

[potent trail]

btw i, finally actually went to play the game today lol, and it is in fact the concert that plays when you win the debut race

[sudden sundial]

But I can't judge. I'm definitely at the point where if a run isn't perfect I glue at the first serious sign it won't be

[potent trail]

perchance why its. why its called make debut lmao

it is hilarious to watch ur horse surrounded by npc umas on stage

"hiiii girls none of you will ever be relevant"

[velvet pivot]

Yeah but then she kept losing so I gave up

[sudden sundial]

Extremely fair

[velvet pivot]

Ngl it’s hard to justify spending all that time on a pretty pointless run

[sudden sundial]

I agree

I glue plenty, and it's hard to judge when it's definitely time

Sometimes it's two turns after debut when I fail a 20%, sometimes I'll happily put up with no Rivals for all of Y1

I don't value Rivals very much right now because I'm training for Long, and you definitely want some rivals but idk. I feel like you're gonna end up with -10% on every skill no matter what

Beating rivals doesn't even guarantee new items on the shop, and I just experienced Too Many Items, so I'm pretty lenient on that one type of unlucky

Me when I buy grilled carrots and I don't need them: enjoy them, fatties (affectionate)

[velvet pivot]

Holy hell

[sudden sundial]

All those calories go to the legs

[velvet pivot]

I think we can install a gap cam on Oguri now

[sudden sundial]

It finally happened. I made it to MANT finale with two out of three golden hammers. Final shop: one silver hammer

[velvet pivot]

Holy crap that was a good run

[dapper glade]

Awesome!!

[sudden sundial]

Final result: still very happy with this deck for Rice Shower (pacer, aiming for the upcoming 3200m CM). Given the parents I'm using, too much power, so once I switch Nishino I'm good for sure

[pine geode]

I missed the discussion on music earlier, but shoutout to Endless Dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfC74_Ddf9o

Also Blue Bird Days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnd7Pb9ZxuU

Peak Daiwa Scarlet x Vodka (+ Golshi too, sure)

And it’s just elevated by the fun fact that canonically Golshi had to keep prying them apart throughout the recording session, eventually resorting to throwing a net over them

[sudden sundial]

Most of the songs just feel so samey and don't stand out to me, that's why I like Umapyoi and Baku and Chiyono and I give props to Make Debut and, of course, the absolutey masterpice and three-tiers-above-every-other-song Tracen Ondo

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/399726347888623617.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=flutternod&lossless=true

Still looking for the mythical Umapyoi of all the trainers together. Not just Rigil + Spica but with the others too.
It apparently exists somewhere

[sudden sundial]

Damn, I didn't know who Inari One was last time I watched this

Now I realise this is the absolute perfect selection for this song

Kita as the lead of course, Tama and Inari as the main back up singers

It's matsuri perfection

[potent trail]

im unhinged abour instinctive speed :3 quintessential baku song. the sudden techno solo is also hilarious to me. who let bourbon mix this thing

[sudden sundial]

Is that the ballroom song?

[potent trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFBwz-sPsw

at the very least please do urself service n forward to 1:22, they throw down

[sudden sundial]

When does this play?

[potent trail]

i always expect the first place to start breakdancing there

[potent trail]

sprinter stakes win

n then 1:36 just comes in and, waugh. beloved sprinters

[sudden sundial]

JFC this is the most Bakushin song

[potent trail]

:D

[sudden sundial]

Bakushin shin shin! is the Baku song, this is the Bakushin song

[potent trail]

oh yea, btw i lied a tiny bit, its more than just sprinter stakes

its just i first unlocked it with baku in sprinters s. so its lodged there for me

but it is all the nyoooom races

[sudden sundial]

That's fair, that's the two Sprint G1s and four G1 Mile's, I'd happily consider them in the same package after MANT

Only after MANT do I really see the divide between Mile and Medium

And worst of all, Long feels like it's in it's own separate world.

Mile and Mediums is where evertyhing important happens, the best horses run both but if you can only run one you're still the elite

Sprinters get their own miniwrold to shine on, but it can overlap with Milers

Long is just the skeleton at the bottom of the pool, in the meme. And let's not talk about Dirt

[potent trail]

bakushin and north flights performances (specifically how they couldnt overtake each other in their respective strenghts) is what massively contributed to JRA actually separating the two properly

if bakushin was a few years later he mightve racked even more wins on all the graded sprints they added

[sudden sundial]

(I made the meme)

[sudden sundial]

Lmao

The basic template of the meme also applies for styles. It's Pacer and Later being raised, maybe also FR if I'm not biased; and End Closers are the spring shoes almost drowning

In a way I do understand, you can't have more than one or two FR or end closers in a race. If everyone is a FR/EC, then nobody is

Obviously most horses fall in the middle by necessity. But that's also why FR and EC are the best

[potent trail]

the second encroaching shadow gets a card its all over

[sudden sundial]

Global DB says this:

That's Hishi , Taishin and Gold Ship respectively

And it really amuses me that one of the cards is Taishin

[potent trail]

she is greedy lil horse lmao

"noone gets my peak skill hissssss"

[sudden sundial]

I appreciate the expansion of ECs tho

Golshi's first skin makes sense that it would get Shadow, it's too good a skill

I didn't know Cafe's skin shifts her to EC, but she's already a Later so I can see her running that style

Encroashing Shadow just naturally suits her of course, and I've love to have her, I want her.
Proverbial and literal dark horse that comes from last to 1st

I didn't know Mr CB was an EC tho that surprises me

[potent trail]

lol, finally found this meme shared in my club some time ago https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1446927570473058376/1476797764242509914/555685290_122105594349021227_6416725111266346550_n.png?ex=69c80158&is=69c6afd8&hm=b34643e90a3ba254419309ccc98ae82206aab18c8ab94d3f9bc3a85ed7429b2b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=930&height=930

listen. maybe

but its just so so satisfying when everything lines up just so and your horse pulls an eclipse

[sudden sundial]

I feel like the green skills are not as much of a check after MANT. Skils that just give you +40/+60 to a stat when two or three of them are capped?

Groundwork, absolutely

Accelaration skills, of course

But for the same reason you don't pick up blue skills, it's just down to the combination of the other yellow skills + luck

MANT might be Front Runner's biggest buff

[potent trail]

well the greens are there for groundwork activation

sure theres some whites n golds that are usable, but greens are a surefire activator

[sudden sundial]

Oh right

What does "many" mean anyway, do you know? I never looked it up, for Groundwork or Tail Held High

2? 3? 4? more?

[potent trail]

3

[potent trail]

so im currently actually sitting down to listen to all the songs in the concert tab (i like, always skipped 95% of them?) and. poor dirts know theyre the forgotten sibling unlimited impact is like, oddly sad in lyrics them horses b drowning in mud

[potent trail]

call me biased, instictive speed still peak

[sudden sundial]

Dirt family my beloved

Small but beloved and strongest

[potent trail]

also thanks to the lightning of the stage bakushin briefly turns on bisexual vision, and i think people should be informed of that

[arctic kayak]

game of the year

[stiff birch]

Umazing!!!

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Local yuri dealer found dead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1431993357516804187/image0.gif

[runic whale]

It's so funny how Doto snaps around to look at her when she says good evening

It's like Opera O is in utmost importance to her

[arctic kayak]

you'll never believe what happened...

THE WRONG HORSE

is this even a ship on its own like yeah obviously theyre both shipped with opera in a polycule but ive never seen ayabe x doto as a couple

[runic whale]

Yo doto what are you doing stealing Curren's girl 😭

[arctic kayak]

i made her say no because i want her to get with opera and then get ayabe with narita top road or yeah curren chan

when the full game comes out i am just making like every single umamusume character and throwing them on gay island and see what happens

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s5qy9f/

[runic whale]

They keep being gay with each other

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s5i0mb/out_with_the_kids_by_youareddong1134/

[runic whale]

Who's the mother

[sudden sundial]

It's Kris S for some reason

[runic whale]

Rizzlord at it again

[ruby mirage]

By @krmy_eld

[potent trail]

failed a +100 speed training due to slacker i didnt know i picked up

[runic whale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/P0DdNOwYP0o

[sudden sundial]

Sir, I think she's doping

Woah, I haven't seen you in a while

To think I used to see this every run

[runic whale]

Yada yada monster

[ruby mirage]

My best career ever

[sudden sundial]

Is she missing a recovery skill?

[ruby mirage]

Failed to get swinging maestro. Got the distance skills instead

[stiff birch]

Saw this so you have to see it too. (By bongftah)

[runic whale]

Accurate and it hurts

[sudden sundial]

wth

[runic whale]

The Graves at the back

Atleast 50-60% or the cast are dead

McQueen died pretty young iirc

He died from uh

Intense umapyoi with other 馬

[ruby mirage]

By @ho_1000_ka
ogudicta

[runic whale]

Woah gay

In Team Spica, only Scarlet, Golshi and Kita are left

Rigil is gone iirc, and Canopus too

[runic whale]

Actually Agemasen was born

So that variant of spe is alive

[runic whale]

Wow he sucks

Agemasen is adopted into the Agemasen family (by meso)

[stiff birch]

(Mcqueen says 'you're next' in the 2nd panel lol)

[runic whale]

Inevitable but golshi never dies

I think his caretakers say he's still really healthy because it's like all those running he simply held back

[stiff birch]

He's playing the long game so he can win the ultimate race

[runic whale]

WHAT

[blissful spade]

are cesario and buena vista irl still alive?

[ruby mirage]

By @Marghe_Bita

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-pretty-derby-jungle-pocket-roar-jungle-pocket-jungle-pocket-warcry-uma-musume-gif-311835196233160323

[runic whale]

Cesario died in 2021

Buena vista is same age as wonder acute

[runic whale]

Scream if you love Fuji

Pokke:

https://tenor.com/view/hillil-hello-hihihi-handshake-shake-shake-gif-16956281499909046011

[runic whale]

Gayest handshake

By naegi_happy
Kogyarus

[ruby mirage]

By @yamashitamomio

[runic whale]

Her npc friends gave up on the nationals

I'm glad they didn't make a March pursuing Oguri storyline

Irl, March was alongside Oguri but.. All he could amount to was filler races, where he lost horribly

The nationals was too much and she couldn't catch up to the ashen beast

[ruby mirage]

Goo goo babies time

[runic whale]

Gaygay babies

Grownass woman btw

If super creek offered ear cleaning services to the umas, it would be extremely popular

[potent trail]

okay, i dont think ill be able to make a better bourbon in time given i want to also build at least a taishin, so thats my CM front

she´s got all the important bits set except mcqueen didnt give me second gold recovery >:c so moxie is there as an extra

[arctic kayak]

thats how i feel when i hear golshi sing that part too

hitomi ueda's range is crazy 😭

[velvet pivot]

Guess which idiot just did 2 runs trying to do the "2 facilities at lv5" mission without realizing that in unity training levels are tied to your team stats and not how much you spam training

And I was spamming them with Bakushin lmfao

[potent trail]

that one's just a successful unity cup run, yeah

imma do it at some point with gold city, gives me chance to read her career

[velvet pivot]

I’m sorry what

How did you just fumble training with MAXED OUT ENERGY

[sudden sundial]

You have Practice Poor probably

[velvet pivot]

Wcct what was the Deck bonus calcuator you were using yesterday?

Oh it's on Uma guide

Great pull. Shame none of them are useful for me lol

[ruby mirage]

got ssr zenno rob roy today

[arctic kayak]

silly doto

[potent trail]

first cm taishi try kinda didnt go well for multiple reasons (what do you mean you lost autumn tenno sho.... girl we´re outta clocks......) but i realized i very much didnt need mcqueen sta for example, since taishi has sleeping lion. swapped to this one with 60RB

gonna have to hope ill hit the stamina goal, but like, end closers kinda need all the power they can get anyway, so vega feels like a right pick. plus, gold end closer skill

[potent trail]

hmmm, maybeee. might come back to her later, after chrimguri

[arctic kayak]

OH MY GOD FINALLY 😭😭😭

now all i'm missing is the events for her classic outfit which i can get in uh... 136 days

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s6784d/when_did_they_add_this_item_to_the_trackblazer/

I don't know how yet but this has gotta be Mayano's fault

[pine geode]

I completed all the anniversary missions
What do I do with my SSR voucher? Is it worth it to spend for 3LB -> 4LB Kitasan Black?

Or should I use it to 1LB/2LB another SSR

[potent trail]

absolutely kita, 100%. she isnt that strong in trackblazer specifically (or rather professor is worth it if you can account for 5RB with other cards), but 1/2lb really aint worth it... ever kinda

[pine geode]

Harikitte ikou

[potent trail]

auuugh, the stats arent terrible but like. sfreak didnt even show up and finmo fluked out so. i think i can do better

[arctic kayak]

dad moment

[potent trail]

parent meet up. that event is so dang cute

the kiddos wanting to impress them is just precious

[sudden sundial]

Parent-child interactions in Uma are always the best

[potent trail]

i imagine bakushin dunking kita into an ocean just barely off screen as this is taking place

[potent trail]

that cute "gaming with mama/papa/gran gran" fanart series comes to mind. you remember the one

ya

[sudden sundial]

Peak

[arctic kayak]

anshinzawa is there because her voice actor is aston machan's voice actor's mother lol

[velvet pivot]

I think Fuku is rubbing off on Mambo a bit too much

[sudden sundial]

Their room must be hell to be in

[arctic kayak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uma-musume-TCkuuC8bTSpgsmqAye

[pine geode]

They receive the most noise complaints in the dorm

Air Shakur often yells at them through the walls or floor

[velvet pivot]

Look she has a point, it either comes true or it doesn’t, it’s a 50/50

[runic whale]

She's so hot and great

[runic whale]

Tomodachi life is so cute

[runic whale]

Yoo i can finally have my umas marry each other

[velvet pivot]

And this is why Tachyon sleeps in the lab

[velvet pivot]

I’m reading a fic with Pokke and Taychon.. and I can fully buy that Tachyon would just drug Pokke and knock her out instead of properly responding to a confession

[runic whale]

I don't know artist, nothing comes up on lens

[runic whale]

By takiki2828

[sudden sundial]

Proud of her

[runic whale]

She's behind the most intense angsty yuri ever

[ruby mirage]

And ahead of fish horse and banana horse

[ruby mirage]

which one should i get fine motion or super creek?
both as a new card, 0LB.

[runic whale]

Screek

Fellow trainers..

Aoi CANNOT be this cute

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/meek-happy-meek-happymeek-umamusume-happymeek-umamusume-gif-6173947655723396663

The SSR voucher was nice to me

1LB but still progress

[runic whale]

What's wrong with it

[sudden sundial]

I'm having a really good Neicha career and I forgot to run the cards hat give red skills

[ruby mirage]

add to this list
the summer version especially. lost like 9 races in my latest career after using 5 clocks.

[runic whale]

Special fail

[ruby mirage]

i ran the same deck that gave me SS rank and
she finished with a A+ rank

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-truth-nuke-explosion-plushie-gif-4907073999023372942

[ruby mirage]

No longer evil nature, she is a nice nature

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s6mush/

[runic whale]

Did dad narita top road spe

[sudden sundial]

He's known for stealing wives

[velvet pivot]

HOLY ONE FREE PULL

[sudden sundial]

The sleeves merchant

The heir of the Satono fraudmily

[velvet pivot]

I only know her as freaky diamond

[runic whale]

She's freaky for Kita

But unfortunately for Dia-Chan she has like 500 rivals wanting to get with Kita

Like Yada Tosho and Cheval Grand (confessed MIDRACE btw, canonically inlove with Kitasan Black)

There was no way Cheval Grand said all that about Kitasan Black just to tell her she loves her in the friend way 🙏

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o0624f/

[arctic kayak]

I DID IT

1 star guts spark are you serious........

[sudden sundial]

That's the game

I have I think ten 9* horses and 7 of them came out of nowhere when not looking for it or farming.

[arctic kayak]

are the sparks just randomized

[sudden sundial]

Then you horse complets its career, the sparks it get's are randomly select

[arctic kayak]

damn

thats stupid

[sudden sundial]

There's odds, but let me fecth the numbers before I continue

Blue Sparks

[arctic kayak]

i see

[sudden sundial]

For Pink Sparks, it's a completely randomy chance on your uma's best aptitudes. I.e., if your uma is G or F in Dirt or Mile or Front Runner or whatever, it will never get a spark for that. But if it's A in 1 Surfaces, two distances and one style, they all have the same odd of becoming the pink Spark. An S has higher chances but it's just that, it doesn't make the game choose from just S aptitudes the As are still in play

Green sparks are guaranteed because of the horse's unique, to my knowledge there's no rhyme or reason between 1* and 3*

And whites are pure random chance

[arctic kayak]

so it's just... really bad luck

[sudden sundial]

For skills obviously you can only get sparks for skills you have, and for races and scenario parks you can only get white sparks for stuff you won; but nothing is guaranteed in the realm of white sparks

MANT is very good for spark farming since every stat naturally ends up above 600 and at least 1 can easily be above 1100, but MANT takes a long time to play. At the end of the day the best way for farm a 9* horse is to do URA with a deck that makes you hit 1100 in the stat you want and maybe 600 in the other two important stats in case you're lucky

[sudden sundial]

Yes, the game chose Guts at random, which is an equal 1/5 chance. Then it rolled 1* which depends on your Opera's Guts total, but I assume it was low

[arctic kayak]

it was c

speed and stamina was ss, power and wit was b

just horrible luck it happened to pick her worst stat

[sudden sundial]

Yeah this is one of the reasons why, when spark farming, it's recommended to just run quick URA's where everything hits 600, since it's 0% chance of a 3* until you hit 600

[arctic kayak]

ahhh

i mean to be fair i was just going for high rank and not sparks, i was just shocked it was a 1 star guts because i didnt realize it was randomized

her guts was the only thing under 600

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, just hitting a good run is always the goal and more than enough

This is just the depths of the game

[arctic kayak]

she can go into team trials but not borrowing

i have a 3 star stamina mcqueen i have on borrow

[sudden sundial]

Since you can only ever borrow one parent you eventually need your own 9* parent and it's important to know how to get there, but only when you care to get there

[arctic kayak]

true

[sudden sundial]

And FTR it's always a slow process. Since, presumably, you're always borrowing a 3* for a parent, and if you have a 2* of your own, your new "child" will at least be a 6*

every 7* and 8* and 9* is built on the shoulders of the previous horse

[arctic kayak]

i wish they let you borrow 2 😭

[sudden sundial]

You can borrow anything you want

But people are gonna offer their best horse, and at this point it's not going to be less than a 3*

The horse itself, their lineage probably a 9*, but your "child" uma only gets the parent's sparks

[arctic kayak]

no i mean i wish they let you borrow 2 horses from different people and not have to use your own

because mine suck

[sudden sundial]

Oh I see, yeah

Maybe in the futre? Since I know JP server allows for borrowing a complete deck instead of just one card

The whole game is, after all, about making the horses you love become better. The one borrowed parent is already a godsend and easy to take for granted, can you imagine if both parents had to be your own?

There's definitely a point where you feel "I never want to farm sparks again", it feels like a trial that you should be able to put behind you for sure, but one I still kinda appreciate. It's in line with the enjoyment of the game for me

Making the best Opera, in your case

[potent trail]

maybe ill fall into the depths at some point but fuuuuck it i dont think im trying parent building until we get spark rerolls. at least for the illusion of hope

[sudden sundial]

Haven't you already done parent building?

[potent trail]

my random assortment of 7* and 8* will have to do. with trackblazer its all about the aptitudes anyway, imagine having the luxury of good blues and pinks

[potent trail]

yeah but i dont have a single 9* to show for it

[sudden sundial]

lmao

Yeah fair, but you did it

It really is just down to number of tries, i.e., "do enough careers and eventually you'll get one"

[potent trail]

tell that to my 30 ryans

[sudden sundial]

But as someone with a good number of 9* parents I also look forward in earnest to spark reroll

I just don't have a concept of when that will hit us so I'd rather depend on my own

[sudden sundial]

30 is, I'm sad to say, rookie numbers. I just checked and I don't have a 9* for any horse I haven't run at least 70 time

[potent trail]

sob

[sudden sundial]

Oh, Rice Shower, sole exception. 31 runs and I got a random 9* Rice Shower in the first week of MANT ("proof" that you have to not be looking)

[potent trail]

a person in my club discord today said a "i finally got my first Ug" and all i could think of was "dang dolphins are wild"

they shared their spendings so i know its not whale numbers but lets say. it sure be gacha we're playin here

[sudden sundial]

wtf

Ug is dolphin level? What the fuck are whales getting?

[potent trail]

idk, Uf i guess?

[sudden sundial]

Oof indeed

[potent trail]

okay, not quite as dire.... yeeeet?

(1st ranked in class 6)

what a scary pasa

[sudden sundial]

I bought the SSR selector of this anniversary and before that I paid once for of the monthly "30 carats a day" kind of deal (I also feel I paid for a selector before this one but I have no idea if much less when that happened)

With that in mind, best I can get is an SS horse, 18.5k rating maybe a bit more, I can't break 19000

These Dolphins are sore sure above me

[sudden sundial]

Can you show the deck on this?

Like, it's obviously more than that, I assume the Condor is also 5* and Potential 5* and maybe has some hints upgrades

[potent trail]

non mlb riko is very funny to me

[sudden sundial]

wth

[potent trail]

notably, 45 races ran

das a lot

[sudden sundial]

IT can't be down to the parents, a 9* is a 9*. You can have better white sparks but you still need them to trigger. Is it really just down to "do 10 runs a day and you too can hit Ug"?

This deck is in no measure P2W

[sudden sundial]

wtf

[potent trail]

very lucky rainbows? i dunno

if ya check ranking tab you can click ur way thru the nitty gritty details

[sudden sundial]

Like I said you only ever need one Ug out of 30 SS or S or As

But I still don't get what's the difference otuside of, I assume, doing a lot more runs for a lot more rolls of the die

[velvet pivot]

Ines bringing FineMo, King and McQueen to a beef bowl restaurant is such a funny idea, you took the most blue blooded Umas possible to a common man's restaurant

[sudden sundial]

Still, it's mostly "wtf how", I don't want to be there

As much as I hate CM I'm happy with where I am and what I get

[potent trail]

i have a full time job and like, interests outside this game

[sudden sundial]

And I only hate CM for the same reason I feel there's a class missing in TT. I know my horses are not the best of the best but they're definitely above average and it never feels that way in TT or CM

Actually, they do feel that way in TT right now but I'm still wating for TT to stablisze I don't take it for granted. CM, we'll see tomorrow.
But up until now, that's how it's felt to me in TT and CM

Like there's no league for me and people on my tier

[potent trail]

i never really played gacha before this, but thats sorta by design, no? most money is from whales/dolphins by far and they need some fodder to easily raise above, so there's pressure to keep spending to hang on in the "main" group

we're that fodder

[sudden sundial]

The gachas I play besides this, and keep in mind they're already far and beyond the actual standard of gacha games:

In those games, there's endgame content. Clearing the endgame content completely yields the best rewards (gacha currnecy) so you always aim to clear that endgame completely

Most recent and meta characters always clear best, but if you have one or four well-invested old characters you can still get all the gacha-rewards

Because of that, the measure of whales/doplhins/P2W becomes "how fast/efficent can I clear the endgame content"

Uma obviously doesn't have that, hell it doesn't even matter by how much you win. TT has 6 leagues and CM has 2 leagues but they don't feel balanced to your efforts they feel like you're eitherthe best or you're nothing

[potent trail]

i wonder if its also in part bc of future sight. a large amount of playerbase is looking up guides and planning spending based on that and there's a lot more ppl using the as optimal decks as possible. maybe you're, not as actually above average bc the average is raised?

[sudden sundial]

For MMORPG or FF14 it's the difference between clearing a raid and setting a record

[sudden sundial]

True, but we all have it

The only difference in the horse ratings a player can get is down to Deck and Parents by 95%, with maybe 5% caused by potential, start and inherent-skillls hint level.

And on the last one you can't even pay for it, the books have the same limit for everyone pay or not

So it's just cards, stars and statues that make the difference between an A horse and an Ug horse

And luck

[potent trail]

i think uma just has, a whole truck of rng, maybe it really is just that

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's definitely higher than most if not all

Of the gacha's I play, the only significant RNG is in crit which is incomparable to Uma's 60 turns of gameplay

[velvet pivot]

So what's the context of this poster lmfao

[sudden sundial]

I have the vague feeling that their buried-alive picture is in reference to a well-known ghost story in Japan, but I could be making it up

As for why they'd take that photo and use it for their official recruiting propaganda, the answer is probably Golshi

[velvet pivot]

I'm finally watching the anime and I love it already

[sudden sundial]

PD? Cingray?

The movies?

[runic whale]

They kept using it too

[ruby mirage]

By @1ofAgnesDigital

[potent trail]

so the bakuflight jp event seems totally just besties. yup. yuppppp.

oh, to propose to your rival. platonically. historians will call them very good friends.

it seems i will be going insane in 2 to 5 business years. how fun!

[ruby mirage]

Flight goes "bakushin!" in the event page

[sudden sundial]

Dear lord

[potent trail]

it is some ace attorney ass level of "rivals"

(did you know there's an official ace attorney merchandise wedding rings based on phoenix and edgeworth. now you know)

i am feeling so "agnes digital explodes" over this. star blossom translation cant come out fast enough

[ruby mirage]

https://umapoi.moe/quiz link to quiz

Interest similarty to is 0% though.

[sudden sundial]

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Tied similarity with Orfevre and Logotype

[runic whale]

This is NOT platonic

I mean it's PLATONIC marriage

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

?

[potent trail]

these personality tests always assume the degree of familiarity with oneself i do not think i possess

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s7b3ya/el_càfe_pasa_by_usen_genkou/

El-chan's outfit goes with everyuma

[runic whale]

Agreed

[sudden sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOZRHoI4ZAM

Full dance

@potent trail

Dear lord these gays are umas

[ruby mirage]

Digitan found dead from excessive nosebleeds

[runic whale]

"eternal date"

So they're just dating now 😭🙏

[potent trail]

hold on.... ohld on..... the.... the little reach for each other at the end.................

its like 0.5 seconds before cupping each other's cheek and kissing.......

[potent trail]

i cant start sobbing at work dont do this to me

waugh whafugh wouuugh

what if we were two isekai'd race horses and danced together...... what then.........

and i must reiterate, the fact this is set to instinctive speed arrangement .......

[ruby mirage]

are you digitan?

[runic whale]

Cygames knows how to make yuri bait that feeds the fish instead of reeling it in

[ruby mirage]

By @akkunz829

[sudden sundial]

She's cute when she's not talking

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-uma-musume-uma-musume-hélios-hélios-sad-gif-5761387434835145220

[ruby mirage]

Super versatile 👓

[runic whale]

Wei post-wake up

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s7nmh2/magnitude_days_before_of_becoming_the_destroyer/

Top tier horse content, look at this silly horse

I hope they get permission to adapt him

[runic whale]

Horses locking in

If she's American owned, i think they're a bit progressive

[runic whale]

"" destroyer of hopes and dreams "" is a bit much tbh

[sudden sundial]

He Rice Shower'd Evayan, but we love him for it

Such a good horse

[runic whale]

This horse has this as his first g1 win

And yeah he basically rice shower'd it because ebayan didn't respond to his jockey's commands

No hopes and dreams were destroyed because she already brought glory to Japan by winning in BC Classic 🙏😭

Also there's technically 2 winners so she won kinda?

But not quite 1st

Also Wikipedia and jbis is falsely flagging this race as Ebayan's win

[ruby mirage]

wonder acute's grandchild won the g2 race earlier

[runic whale]

King Halo

[potent trail]

currently running gold city for the lv5 training goal, and dang she has like. perfect career structure. sorry to all the other horses with their g threes n twos n god forbid, ops. gold city knows whats up, lets just do 9 g1s

[sudden sundial]

Love when that happens

[potent trail]

city´s "of course you have blue (in your) hair and pronouns" lil gay entourage

[sudden sundial]

Rudolf also does that, and I think Golshi?

[potent trail]

rudolf inexplicably has a g3 in the beggining, actually

[sudden sundial]

I know Golshi does the triple crown and 4 races of the Y3 crowns (you have to pick up the missing two)

[sudden sundial]

Oh the Saudi Arabia one?

[potent trail]

well not inexplicably i get it but like. waugh

[sudden sundial]

I always do Hopeful Stakes with Rudolf so I think of her as all G1s

Ok Golsh is all G1s

King Halo is all G1s

Oguri and Opera (respectively) are all G1s

[ruby mirage]

By @kuonkimi the cutest birthday

[sudden sundial]

I didn't check all the horses so there might be more, I just checked the bigs one that I know won a lot IRL

[potent trail]

"gold deserves all the support she can get but i swear if you fuck up and my girlfriend gets sad i will murder you"

as if i needed to be convinced more of how peak of a character jordan is

[sudden sundial]

I gotta check if they're roommates

[potent trail]

no, jordan is with tickezo

[sudden sundial]

Oh right. And as I just found out, Gold City dorms with Bamboo Memory

[ruby mirage]

And calls "daddy"

By @kumeuma

[potent trail]

truly, nothin nicer than undefeated triple crown with a dst

"im the emplyee of the month in the glue factory with how bad everyone else is losing"

[potent trail]

i mean i was joking originally, but-

tbh she can do a little murder, as a treat

[potent trail]

also am i particularly lucky, or does city casually have an insane source of sp

this is like. fifth time in the career

[sudden sundial]

Must be her thing

Like Rice Shower's fountain event, I've had it 5 times in one career once

Other times, none

[sudden sundial]

When the Y2 inspiration hits

[potent trail]

waugh. jealous

med proc hates me

[potent trail]

this is a hilarious event tbh. when you´re on the "press the button as fast as possible" quiz and your opponent is bakushin

[sudden sundial]

Certified best mom in the game

(9* Med of course but I had to accept an 8* in blues)

[potent trail]

she is correct 0% of time but she sure is winning my heart

btw yall were completely correct on city angst, this is delectable

[sudden sundial]

That horse suffered so much

[potent trail]

gee city, how come cygames lets you have like. 6 girlfriends and counting

[sudden sundial]

May I submit to the court evidence A: she's pretty

https://tenor.com/view/gold-city-umamusume-gif-25313370

[velvet pivot]

I need to get a good mile parent

Opera O:

Look at that gap lmfao

[sudden sundial]

Me on the first day of MANT

I think when I ran Air Groove for Sprint and I hadn't touched her since the start of the game, I had
1st S+
2nd C+

[velvet pivot]

Tried to build a mile parent opera o and ended up with S+. And no mile sparks lmfao

[ruby mirage]

@wasabigoro hishi miracle

[ruby mirage]

Her autumn alt is peak

[velvet pivot]

Meanwhile every attempt I’ve had at training Tama has flopped, send help. I was planning on using Opera O to get her the mile sparks she needs because she kinda just dies in MANT

[ruby mirage]

Very pretty

[potent trail]

eyyyy

[velvet pivot]

How the hell can I never get a good run with Tama

[potent trail]

sometimes a specific uma chooses to Hate You

for me its orange brat

[velvet pivot]

I’ve been trying a bunch and she keeps just losing even in the junior year after I’ve raised her to A on mile

[potent trail]

[ruby mirage]

[velvet pivot]

I just glued after being hit by the 2% twice in a row

[potent trail]

yea it be like that

unfortunately a baku is getting glued if we dont hit that medium inspiration

babygirl i need you to run triple tiara. please.

it is so rude that you can only raise aptitude by 2 each and then its just. "you know what this game needs? thats right, more rng"

[velvet pivot]

Attack of the 2% milk

[velvet pivot]

Somehow MANT is still the least RNG lmfao

The iconic skin outbreak into mood down into skin outbreak combo

I have the balm let me fucking use it

[potent trail]

what, you didnt build a shrine to ponk for the extra cupcakes?

rookie mistake

btw today i learned these three goobers sing a song together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQoBAlDHFw

an instrumental version of this plays during team trials

when your marefriends and grandkid like your song

[ruby mirage]

By @hana_tsuru_wo

[sudden sundial]

Spe-...kun?

Dober would never

[ruby mirage]

They had a mare called Mejiro Audrey

[sudden sundial]

....I fucking loaded the Mile-Long schedule instead of the Sprint-Med

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

Almost had Baku run the Kikuka Sho which would, for sure, kill her. Probably delete her from my account

Luckily I didn't, but still I'm not getting the Tiara or the crown

[potent trail]

pat pat

meanwhile im torturing a certain gray horse

[sudden sundial]

Fatty?

[potent trail]

(imma try and cram as much racing as i can for the trainer event test, just to see if i like. hit a good score. itll probably go terribly)

[ruby mirage]

Poor ogurin

[sudden sundial]

The test is free, you don't need much to get it

Not this one

[potent trail]

im sure she´ll be fine

[sudden sundial]

Later ones maybe

[potent trail]

ya i wanna do this for funsies

[potent trail]

there will only be the free test in this particular case

[sudden sundial]

Oh

That's nice

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s7kqi9/ spedober

[ruby mirage]

If they don't get permission for Magnitude. They will probably name the uma something like "Earthquake"

[sudden sundial]

A beautiful Baku, but 1500 rating points worse than my best which is a shame

It's crazy how easily she won everything. Aptitude truly is her only weakness

[velvet pivot]

So powerful the Godnesses had to nerf her

See:

[sudden sundial]

Real

[potent trail]

gods chrimguri is such a champ

i didnt get a single cure for skin outbreak this entire run btw. diabolical

for this run of all runs??

i chickened out of one g2 bc i couldnt watch skin outbreak continually bullying her

verdict: she is way worse than the normal taiki i did yesterday lmao. extra races not worth the stat loss

...oh, but i didnt complete a million career before this. so not all is bad, got a title outta it

[sudden sundial]

Nice

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s7qji5/what_is_this_thing/

[velvet pivot]

FINALLY

[runic whale]

"We'll see about that." understood mrs. gyaru city, i will treat City like my own daughter

[runic whale]

Wtf so Calstone copies her

I feel like Bakushin taught her

She's so serious looking but stupid

https://tenor.com/view/calstone-calstonelighto-calstonelight-gif-6270655188667932739

I just want to grovel at her feet but my intellect can beat her at basic kindergarten math

[velvet pivot]

Aaaaargh I’m 1LB away from being able to use Kitasan again

I miss my Harikke Ikou

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-uma-musume-uma-picmix-gif-105802953849057691

[velvet pivot]

I guess an 8* PWR ain’t bad

Hmm

It’s annoying because I just don’t have any good mile spark umas

Jobber lobby moment

[velvet pivot]

Her VA was probably desperately trying to not crack when recording those lines lmfao

How do you even come up with this shit

I have come to the conclusion that the only reason why umas haven’t taken over the world is because the average Uma IQ seems to be 45 and that’s skewed by Tachyon and Shakur

[blissful spade]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/91315340

キングヘイローとモンスター by (@描照すだち)

キングヘイローとモンスター
twitter.com/kakuteru9sudati/status/1416425218596212736?s=21
#Monster Energy, #King Halo (Uma Musume), #Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #プルタブも見せたら完全に一致, #Twitter, #ウマッター, #キングヘイローが好きすぎる人

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Jul 17, 2021, 3:54 PM

[ruby mirage]

I like the headcanon where umas get jealous when someone embraces their plushie version instead of them

By @doberslover23

[runic whale]

But male trainer AND DIGITAN

[ruby mirage]

Same would apply to uma x uma like vodsca

By @simoyuki__

[potent trail]

:3 feels nice when that happens

[ruby mirage]

When is the next anniversary shop drop

[ruby mirage]

Ayabe goes to the hot springs with haru urara

[sudden sundial]

The strongest depression of history vs the strongest optimist of today

[runic whale]

Pessimist vs Optimist

[sudden sundial]

Got my 3/5 on my first day of CM, babygirl Taishin never disappoints

[potent trail]

not yet for me, wins are split evenly between bourby and taishi. might train golshi in place of chrimguri.

clearly pace is havin trouble

(she won once but otherwise she's in the depths of rankings. other two are faring a lot better)

[sudden sundial]

Yeah my Rice Shower didn't win any and always seemed to be far behind the FR

It's hard to measure if Neicha is helping or not, must be doing something unless my S+ Taishin is just that good

Like, of all the CMs this surely has to be the one where the red skills are putting in work

3200m, heavy rain

[velvet pivot]

Ffs I forgot about the legend races and I’m gonna miss the rainbow crystal by 3 races

Goddamnit

[ruby mirage]

By @MornorMNer happy birthday victore pisa

[ruby mirage]

Wemt 6/15 in total for cm

: 4 wins
& : 1 win each

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s8dfaa/bakushin_gonna_bakushin_translated_takiki_sakura/

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/rabbitsbeingrabbits/812567648404717568/how-many-times-have-you-seen-the-bakufuu

[sudden sundial]

Less gay than what they do in the video

[runic whale]

Gay as hell

They've made multiple uma pairing dance with each other in a suit and gown where it looks like they just got married and it's not even yuribait anymore if the bait is this massive and delicious

[ruby mirage]

The funny uma suits pairing i like is &

[potent trail]

golshi, its nice of you to give me rainbows all summer camp, but. maybe. maybe it couldve been a little more balanced?

[pine geode]

She’ll never tire

[potent trail]

and the amount of stamina scrolls the shop gave me...

[sudden sundial]

YOOOO

+10 Guts

Go for it

[pine geode]

@dungeonBGM

[runic whale]

Gay

Opera definitely made her squeal

[potent trail]

golshi you cant do that to the ocd horse, thats diabolical

[runic whale]

Evil and

Just Evil horse

[sudden sundial]

[blissful spade]

best rated run so far

will not be getting into A group but hopefully B group

[potent trail]

hehehehe, speaking of terrifying golshis

go my beautiful, destroy your opponents

[sudden sundial]

It's too bad Taishin has a monopoly on Encroaching Shadow

You'd need one for a parent that rolled it as a white spark, and then get lucky in inspiration on top of that

[potent trail]

time to build one scary rudolf

if in theory all golds proc and you can afford them she can be so, so filthy rich honestly

dominator, professor, firm menace, maestro, on your left, bigger picture, fast and furious....

[ruby mirage]

By @genesis1556

[sudden sundial]

God Emperor Rudolf

[sudden sundial]

That's 70% RB right?

[ruby mirage]

Digitan found dead on april fools

https://youtube.com/shorts/4ijjC0EHDQo mirako

[velvet pivot]

Golshi why are you like this

[velvet pivot]

Oh dear

[potent trail]

yaya

rudolf thats called bullying

[sudden sundial]

Gonna have to take Teio to foster care

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s85w4b/

[sudden sundial]

The perfect couple

[velvet pivot]

Not even Tachyon can handle this madness

[sudden sundial]

No madness to be seen. Cafe is always right and I will support her decisions

[velvet pivot]

https://rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s8ea2q/fuku_looks_a_bit_different_today_art_by/

[sudden sundial]

The doppelganger

[velvet pivot]

Shiraoki is a surprisingly underutilized character even in fan works considering how much of a part she plays in Fuku’s story

You have the Goober and the Benevolent (???) God

[pine geode]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rx6623/may_shiraoki_smiles_upon_you/

[ruby mirage]

By @KNBIK2 horse yuri

[sudden sundial]

Marche is ascending to heaven

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s8d3o3/bakushin/

@potent trail

Doing her little dance after beating the second horse by Distance is just BM

[velvet pivot]

Marche is broken. The puppet is delighted.

[sudden sundial]

Ballroom Bakushin really feels like a completely different uma sometimes

[potent trail]

if you read star blossom ud get where theyre coming from

:3 this is another call for people to please read star blossom. do it for bakushin, stay for unhinged laurel

but also gosh, what a winning animation. the wink....

now i just really need to see her signature/ult/whatnot

[ruby mirage]

I will read star blossom once i read pisupisu and the food manga

[sudden sundial]

I'm patiently waiting for the anime

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s8dq4a/thats_our_rice_shower/

Closing in on a year of Uma global and some people are still not familiar with babygirl Rice Shower

[runic whale]

Woah a cartoon about horse racing mashed up with umamusume

https://youtu.be/yQHoiq8QulU

Bakushin and Calstone are finally in 1 room together

[arctic kayak]

https://youtu.be/Q1VoSJ-XzL4?si=IstAXFxwcREQUHa6

im getting cuteness aggression watching tm opera o in this video

[ruby mirage]

New star umamusume, more white skills

Also someone reached Uf rank with only F2P cards

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1s91hii/

[runic whale]

I never knew they did April fools lol

[arctic kayak]

yes it's april fools and year of the horse, so they're partnering up with this horse cartoon which also apparently happens to be based on tamamo cross???

[runic whale]

Lmao I've seen that before and it seems uma sampled them

[velvet pivot]

I swear the reporter only appears when I’m at Great mood and have exactly 20 energy

[velvet pivot]

Yeah that’s why Tamamo is mentioned in the Hashire Hashire Umamusume track, I’m kinda sad that we didn’t see both of them together

This isn’t the first time they’ve crossed over to be fair

[runic whale]

These are two types of cute

[arctic kayak]

its just funny seeing umas interact with an animal horse

[runic whale]

I think there was an actual horse event in JP? Because in the jp jukebox there were album covers that has real horses in it

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9csjw/

[runic whale]

Finally, a wholesome version of this meme

[arctic kayak]

no laurel

[runic whale]

So brave of then going out together after that incident

[ruby mirage]

sakura laurel o

[arctic kayak]

chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyo

[ruby mirage]

by @satori_929

[runic whale]

Sasuga nishino flower

Carrying her two wives btw

[sudden sundial]

Which is no easy feat

https://tenor.com/view/taiki-taiki-shuttle-shuttle-umamusume-uma-gif-15057039644495348591

[runic whale]

Seiun i understand but how she carry yeehaw is beyond me

Also how nishino is carrying both of them when they're not just hanging

They're gripping her arm like crazy and obviously pulling down to hold themselves up like that

[velvet pivot]

It just clicked that all of the umas in that video had names that end in “O” hence why Tama wasn’t there

[potent trail]

this is the first im hearing chitose and. yea that is such a good voice for her truly she radiates dead mom trope kgjfhsgsbh

[runic whale]

Need villainess uma ASAP

Or uma in villainess pose

Chin up, hand on chest, other hand om hip

[potent trail]

is bakurina claes not good enough for you

[sudden sundial]

King Halo does all the poses and the laugh

[runic whale]

Yes

[runic whale]

I don't want her to be like her mother

[runic whale]

I mean bakurina is great

But i need another idiot villainess

[runic whale]

Actually, King Halo would be a villain, not a monster

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9f4o1/ramonus_ridiculous_april_fools_translated_takiki/

Nishino flower the true ruler of Tracen academy

A truly MANT moment

[runic whale]

I think she's the youngest umamusume age-wise

Has like the most wives/actual partners irl

Regarding the cast

I think she has Tachyon, Shuttle, Tanino Gimlet, Seun Sky, and Kris S

[potent trail]

lmao

[sudden sundial]

The number of people increased and the number of braincells decreased

[potent trail]

"oh no, the gyarus are multiplying"

[runic whale]

Gyaru recruitment system

Who's Jordan lovey dovey with

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/ptanalo/798473559956733952/read-the-hashtag-summer-hashtag-besties-event-and

[runic whale]

I'm glad they gave the Gangaru territory girls a little tan

Thought gold city's girly was Yukino or is she angst yuri with her

I feel bad for Palmer

Helios has the gyaru rizz that got Palmer but then some short girl stole Helios

Totes unfair of her, ne?

[sudden sundial]

Sucks to be Palmer but still really funny

Guaranteed to lose doesn't mean people won't root for you, anyway

[potent trail]

"gee gold city, how come cygames lets you have 6 girlfriends and counting" sorta situation

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gold-city-city-ep18-cingray-gif-610467812062130803

[ruby mirage]

When winning a race, do yall pick the top option (-20 energy) or bottom option (-10 or -25 energy)?

[sudden sundial]

Bottom option every time

I got simped

My Rival was 7th.

[ruby mirage]

same here.
i always pick top option if i lose a race

[potent trail]

depends on the amount of energy items i have on hand, and how long the stretch of races is at the time. the predictable -20 are easier to work with when i need to count it just so. variable introduces risk of running out of energy and then either having to skip the race, or worry about skin outbreak chance skyrocketing

[sudden sundial]

Bottom option every time

[potent trail]

if i do have enough energy refills its worth gamling on the chance of saving a drink

[sudden sundial]

You know what I do when I gamba and it doesn't work out?

I gamba again

[runic whale]

Unrequited yuri angst is great too

[pine geode]

Yee
this

I use the top option if I have a lot of energy.
Bottom gamble if I'm roughly midway or if the top option would mean no energy anyway.

It'd be nice if there was a way of seeing your current energy number without having an energy item

[sudden sundial]

Yeah but mostly for when I can't tell if I have 0 energy or 1 or 2

I think 5 I can see it

[ruby mirage]

i finally have a mlb tachyon

[sudden sundial]

PRactice poor just cost me a full-energy, double rainbow, +60%, +anklet training in summer camp. Easily a +80 if not more

I will never forgive it

[ruby mirage]

The worst thing about running 3 races in a row is when you get hit with skin outbreak and skin troubles on the same turn
Especially when you already saved up a skin cream item.
Mood went from great to bad before i could heal the skin outbreak 💀

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I hate that you don't even have a chance to use it

[potent trail]

its why the advice of not buying +2 mood cupcakes is readily ignored by me

"i am not going thru the trenches of running 3 g1s on an awful just bc i got hit by skin outbreak and then migraine and then normal mood down event"

[ruby mirage]

Bakushin-type speed statline at the start of senior year

Double and Triple speed trainings kept on appeared three times in classic summer camp

[potent trail]

yeah, that was me with golshi stamina

sometimes they do that

[ruby mirage]

Btw it is bitter glasse's birthday today
April 1st

[sudden sundial]

I wish I could mark skills to stop showing up in the Skill list

Like "Won't learn" or something. It's hard to tell when something is new

[velvet pivot]

I cannot get a 9* ever

Don’t look a gift Opera O in the mouth or something like that but how do I keep getting 3 stars that are just the wrong skill

[sudden sundial]

I don't understand what's wrong with this Opera's sparks?

[velvet pivot]

Barely missed out on S too

[velvet pivot]

Was trying to build a Stamina parent and ended up with this lol

[sudden sundial]

Oh I see

Still a very useable 9* parent tho

[velvet pivot]

Yeah 6* stam 3* speed is pretty decent plus the mile sparks

But that run was miserable

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9lpy3/ladies_and_gentlemen_your_new_iroman/

For those OOTL: Tachyon's VA won a wrestling title (that's her stage outfit)

[velvet pivot]

She did what

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9e4xx/sumire_uesaka_agnes_tachyeons_va_won_the_tjpw/

Did I stutter?

[velvet pivot]

We need Pokke’s VA to come out and fight her for the belt

Actually I checked since the championship is run by Cyberfight (you can guess who their parent is) there is a very real possibility that could happen

[sudden sundial]

I think Pokke would enjoy being on the receiving end too much

The only one who can beat Tachyon for the title is Cafe

[velvet pivot]

Inb4 El shows up

[arctic kayak]

i saw this lmao

so random

[velvet pivot]

Wait this is the second time she was won it lmfao

As of April 1, 2026, there have been 1,805 officially recognized reigns between 431 different human individuals, 8 teams and 57 inanimate objects and animals.

[arctic kayak]

INANIMATE OBJECTS??

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-an-inanimate-object-in-bruges-ralph-fiennes-youre-shit-rage-gif-18742605

[velvet pivot]

She has held onto it for 3 days so far which is quite impressive

[sudden sundial]

Lol

[ruby mirage]

watching the story in hdr monitor is nice

[velvet pivot]

This is the funniest championship ever

[arctic kayak]

christmas tree 😭

[sudden sundial]

Wrestling people always know how to have fun

[ruby mirage]

i managed to get SS rank with

[sudden sundial]

Oh so you're the one the brat actually likes?

[velvet pivot]

You just need to nerd out about planes with her

[ruby mirage]

apparently she didn't want to run in the wedding alt (got A+ rank)
so in her normal outfit, she ran better

[sudden sundial]

That's the jacket's power

[potent trail]

lies, she hates me jacketed

[velvet pivot]

I need to actually train her but I dont have time to read her story

[potent trail]

lets say its better unread

[sudden sundial]

Reading it puts you on a list

[ruby mirage]

Currently 50% win rate in cm11