Uma Musume

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-im-no-ears-im-all-ears-horse-gif-4308252428337868305

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By @Olivers_Nest

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"Accident"

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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qc4p3u/

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That's a lot of high quality Bakushin

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I forgot she has long hair

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thats the best horse!!

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You can pull on it when she goes ahead without thinking

art idea
*at a bridge, unfinished
Bakushin: Road work ahead? Sure hope it does!

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so I checked this channel at work, saw HAS A BOMB in enormous letters and thought "maybe read that when I get home"

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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qcqyib/daydreaming/

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Some weeks it's so hard to earn Retention

In other news: not bad, I suppose

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Next up, Maruzensky. It's unforgiveable I don't have a 9* granny yet

I have 6666 carats

Not sure if it's a good or a bad sign

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Hmm
It’s not 7777, but what does Matikanefukukitaru have to say…

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She says don't pull

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generative AI isn't used in our products

So cygames always cared about their fans it seems

Because if they didn't care they would have just posted a delay post all those years ago and won't make Gold Ship upload YouTube videos for 2 years

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ok but what is the AI studio for

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Tools and services

Probably a customer service thing

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It's gonna be used by Golshi for things we'd better not ask about

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The big backlash was about Gen. AI they were making, they haven't said anything about just AI

UmaGPT please generate me a large image of a carrot

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4dMQOzj-5g

releasing in north america’s theatres

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PEAK will sweep America

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oh that's why Blade got confused by this

yeah the actual trailer doesn't say NA, at least not that I could see

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https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DReu41rAb4H/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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I love that URA backdrop

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Nobody:

Golshi:

Someone needs to check on that horse

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He's normal

This looks like he's just mid jump

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golshi hovers

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by @youngyangtang
pokefuji

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W ship

This ship would be like KBlack and Teio

Fuji Kiseki Boob Window is for Pokke

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Ueda ❤️

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She's the best

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Damn, searching for uma art is hard. My feed is fine, but whenever i search for a certain umamusume, i have to avoid a lot of ai art.

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You don't have to worry about nsfw too!

Cygames sweeps

Special Week still has one of the most epic sounding nicknames I've ever heard

Nothing boring like the Emperor

The Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun

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Overcompensating

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https://www.tumblr.com/99bowl/804132759511728128

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Royalty

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qd3qjl/streamer_curren_chan_by_thesafeannaanon/

Curren Chan is cute

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Special Week is special

He brought honor to the Land of the Rising Sun

Even tho she might be like.. The most generic character ever

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her name is pretty derby

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She only suffered through the loss of her mother and she never even met her, and the getting bullied and hating chestnut horses never happened so everything is sunshine and rainbows for her

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Beating international horses at Japan Cup doesn't really impress me, and the fans that gets him in Japan is due to their eternal inferiority complex on L'arc

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Hopefully next year L'arc Japan win

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Like, it's nice, and winning a G1 is always worth praise, but it's a bit overblown

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If it was just any other Japan Cup G1 where international horses won rarely, no one would've really cared

Still earned a cool nickname

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I'd like to see that happening in my lifetime so they can shut up about it

But mostly, I wonder what kind of horse from Japan will do it

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Maybe if a Japan horse wins L'Arc they'll get the Supreme Emperor title

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Probably an American-bred like El

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back then it was very surprising, since international horses won 13/18 times before special week

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Hopefully I'll see a Maruzensky successor in my lifetime

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They dominated the scene, they didn't want it to be renamed to International Cup instead of Japan Cup

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only after special week, japan horses started dominating the japan cup. with a streak from 2006 to 2024

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I just don't think it merits the title. The title is on the level of "Overlord of Century's End" and you cannot tell me what Opera achieved, and Special winning that Japan Cup, are equal in prestige

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of course i think tm opera o's undefeated 2000 is better

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I'd be okay with a nickname on the level of The Emperor, The Empress, Supercar or whatever, that tier. Feels weird to complain about such an inconsequential thing but it just makes me roll my eyes

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Hated because he won too much is a big flex and a bit sad

The nickname was what the announcer gave him so it mightve been a spur in the moment

And you know how extremely important honor is for them

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Yeah that's fair

I'll always forgive announcers that get really into it

Gives us the best lines

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Shit must've been intense at that moment, because a Japanese horse has never won it for nearly a decade

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It's all thanks to Sunday Silence

🙏

If Uma ever gets SL, the game might literally explode the day that banner releases

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cafe's friend

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We'll never see unfortunately

Because.. He never raced in Japan

Manhattan Café is the closest representation of SuSi

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Calling him susi is wild

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If ever they put a face on this mysterious figure, she should be much shorter than McQueen

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I've called him that for ages

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i think the closest we will see sunday silence is a npc uma.

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Good thing Halo can't be shortened to a cute nickname

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Kiki

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Yeah we might get him like we got the goddesses

Which also gives me hope for Eclipse and/or Secretariat

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One of the neat things I’ve been learning about the IRL horses is how HKJC translated their names into Cantonese

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Because look at him, smol

Eclipse does exist obviously but no representation

Secretariat might be played by an npc uma

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I don't know who this is

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Mejiro McQueen and Sunday Silence

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Oh

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Those legs on McQueen tho

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I was not seeing the black horse lmao

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or a replacement uma like obey your master (pay the butler) or broye (montjeu)

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Yeah why McQueen built like a bodybuilder lmao

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McQueen be like

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They're always together

Teio seething

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mcqueen is built like a 50 home run slugger ⚾

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Passed that on to Ryan

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Ryan also got The Genes

All her sisters/family members stole The Genes and left none for McQueen

Absolutely none

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from what i know, these umas like baseball:
meijro mcqueen, mejiro ryan, cheval grand, vivlos, verxina and smart falcon.

sakura chitose o might be included if she is added to the game as a trainee and not just a support card. the irl sakura chitose o was nicknamed "Ichiro" after Ichiro Suzuki

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I wonder if mcqueen watched ryan play, got entranced and enjoys it now

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the only uma who doesn't like baseball is eishin flash

very cute

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Saying Mejiro McQueen likes baseball is an understatement. Granny lives for it and it's always cute

Also shoutouts to that one artist that draws Uma throwing pitches

Love a guy or gal with a niche

@kazue1000

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I like the niches people draw umas in

I've barely seen uma knights

In actual knight armor

Houndskull bascinet and all that jazz

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Throwing with all her might.. Perfect form too

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love their art

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Last thing you see before a baseball hits you in the head and you get isekai'd

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100km/h bottomline

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Absolutely

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I love the detail of the dolphin shorts

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100 mph minimum for a curve ball, maybe 120 for a fastball

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They looked at me first

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they even got tazuna and christmas tree rudolf throwing baseballs

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Doto please don't

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Yea Tazuna throwing it at 200km/h

If Tazuna did Soccer the goal post would be bent if she hit it after a free kick

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How is she in there

I guess baseball arenas aren't campus grounds

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surprising that tracen has both a soccer and tennis field but not a baseball field

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I think the L'Arc girl is also a human

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baseball is really popular in japan

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Tennis and Soccer build coordination and stamina

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Creature detected

Deploying headpats

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i saw a headcanon that tazuna is an uma but born without a tail. making it easy to hide her uma identity. could be the same with satake

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My Akikawa propaganda is working

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baseball team

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As far as i can remember, i was the only one expressing immense love for the director

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Teio gets into baseball so she has something to relate with to McQueen, ended up loving it

Boom headcanon

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Only weak link in Winning Ticket, there's a chance she just stumbles and falls at any point

Freak has the "Oh I've played once or twice throws a record breaking fastball" kind of smile

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i think every mejiro is a baseball fan. just some are bigger fans than others. like mejiro palmer is also a fan of golf

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Palmer posh

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posh with gen z vocab from daitaku helios

Mei Satake pitching

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Wei weiiii

Yup she's uma

I always side eye characters with human ears hidden

And wears a hat

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https://tenor.com/view/tazuna-aura-gif-5603510442510965843

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Also all the confirmed humans also have their hair parted to show their ears.

I wonder why the others won't do the same

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I love that we're now so deep into the uma rabbit hole(?) that we can accuse other fan groups for failing to touch turf

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I want a Japanese horse to win L'arc as much as the next guy but the Japanese salarymen and fans carry such a collective PTSD about it, it's crazy

When a Japanese horse goes to L'arc and loses it's like it's a national mourning day

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Forever Young winning BC Classic was awesome

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That's solid, tazusnake

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weiii!

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Clearly it's not Ruby batting or catching

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If it was she wouldn't throw it as strong

Wei of determination

I have ONE COMPLAINT about the entirety of Umamusume

SWEEP TOSHO FANG WHERE??

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she would only throw breaking balls like the knuckleball and screwball.

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No, she'd toss it

Scared she'd hurt her hime with a fastball

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eephus pitch

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If Helios is batting and Ruby is pitching... All hell breaks loose

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high arching off speed pitch. often used to catch off pitches

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I wonder if Ruby actually doesn't like Helios or she's like Maud

I mean she does if she keeps tolerating her like this

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rice is bout to kill someone

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She feels a bit chubby and i love it

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If the brat had a fang she would be too powerful

[near vapor]

I like her outfit

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If you homerun she cries

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And breaks down into tears and self loathing

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Ergo, I'm getting striked

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Fake your swings too

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ofc ofc

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Everyone would agree to let this slide, no one wants to see daughter cry

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Bourbon catcher throwing the sickest signs at Rice

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In an event she cries, Bourbon is there as emergency rice recharger

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Meanwhile

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This -> 🫶

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Haru swings at every ball and misses every swing

Eventually the pitcher hits her so she can go to first base

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Don't forget, Wcc

she's on dirt

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OH SHIT

Yeah as a batter, pitcher or infielder Haru absolutely crushes

Outfield and she's regular Haru

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Agnes Digital meanwhile

Ok too busy thirsting

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She's on the stands hoping to get hit by her oshi's (anyone's) homerun

Which team is she there rooting for? Answer is yes

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All of the above

below, technically

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She'd be a stats fan too for sure

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She might prefer above

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would be the goat

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For any Uma she can tell you all her numbers

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Her race silks are so good man

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Oh man i love her socks

It's so vibrant but it doesn't hurt my eyes

Air Groove should learn a thing or two

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mcqueen canonically like sport strategy and history

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fastest running speed on while running the bases but slowest fielding speed

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Damn, it's hard to find art of Digitan that really captures how good her silks are. Most of her art is her being her, then there's also a good amount of her in the ghost/yokai/halloween costume? Which is also very cute

But not much of her in her colourful and vibrant original racewear

Artist unknown because the source link is dead

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mc2dir/digitan/ (by ばらユッケ)

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by @nueco

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Female generic trainer? Is that legal?

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Oh wow, that's very rare

Finally.. Female generic trainer

Now we need one where the gender is ambiguous because that's what it is in the game

Where the trainer is just one big T

Not even a body, just a T

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Godly 10 pull

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wtf

Idk what I'm saving for right now but I think it was a banner with an SSR Nishino card?

The next goated one

Ah, it was this: (Jan 29) Fuku + Admire Vega

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even though people are saying to pull for fuku, every MANT scenario video i watched has the SSR Nishino Speed card in their deck.

[sudden sundial]

Yeah that one sounds better in the long run

While Fuku is like getting Riko

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Fuku is also extremely luck based. On the top choice on 1st and 2nd event, you could either get 7+ all stats or end the event chain. The 3rd event has 3 random outcomes

So best case is all stats 21+, sp +77, Super Lucky Seven hint +3. Worst case with event 3 reached, all stats 14+, sp +7, Lucky Seven +3. Absolute worst case is only wisdom +4 from event chained ended from the 1st event.

Btw bottom option from event 1 & 2 will also end the chain but gives you +5 energy instead

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Ew

Sorry Fuku

But also

DOMAIN EXPANSION

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By @rookiebe_

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Like i said, the boob window is for Pokke

No one can tell me the first time Special Week saw Silence Suzuka wasn't like a falling inlove moment

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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1pj6niv/tazuna/

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She's dating dad?!

So.. Tazuna is my stepmom..

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NNOOOOOOOOOO

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😭

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We truly will never know if Tazuna is an uma, that's cygames' intention afterall

I like how everyone just accepted stego is transmasc

Overlord only slows her pace for Urara

But why not her girlfriend, Meisho Doto? Because she sure as hell knows she's more than capable to catch up

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golshi 2

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I wonder if gay marriage is legal in umamusume Japan

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probably

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by udoku

Spoiling her girlfriend

Oguri's sign of love for Tamamo is giving her a portion of her food

Also partially because tamamo is tamabroke

Art by sasapoliton

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(๑′ᴗ‵๑)

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Horse yuri

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Don't say things like that
I mean, Suzuka-san is this cute,
Isn't she?
<-
No, No... I shouldn't be like this... heart

As much as i love horse yuri

I also like unrequited horse yuri

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El condor pasa x monteju

Toxic horse yuri

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artist is DYX

壁 ドン!

“I can't stop feeling, i want her love. But all my dreamin' was not enough,,

Art by amagasa yun from danbooru

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do not make grass mad
-seiun sky

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Learned the hard way

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by @RIO_067

i love seiun sky

wish i had her as a trainee

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I have posted this masterpiece before

One of THE BEST irl ships

"A pair born out of my obsession for Seiun Sky"

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[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qdvo0r/hugging_the_cook_tamusubi/

If she doesn't finish cooking soon I think Tamamo is getting gobbled up

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Is this pretty derby oguri and tamamo

At that point in pb they'd be retired and married

[serene tiger]

hello fellow horse enjoyers

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I wonder if Tracen is also a compound for the umas to actually settle down in

Hi Sammi

[serene tiger]

uber balanced Uma

[sudden sundial]

I had an unfinished career before maintenance and they just killed it

[serene tiger]

I cant wait for Mambo to drop

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2 attempts at trainer test. A grade on Sprint and Mile.
Scores were 17.8k & 16.1k respectively

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You're in luck, she's 2 star

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Does Trainer Test mark the skills for you, in the Skill selection menu?

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Hitting a wall with my recent careers. Can't break S rank after my singular S rank Oguri 2 weeks ago

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It sadly doesn't

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Fucked up

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qdjtce/currens_weight_yonedatomomizu/

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[sudden sundial]

Why does Bakushin default to Pace Chasing...

Me halfway through a run realising she's on the wrong style...

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world's most dumbfounding decision, yeah

you think speed dash the horse isnt a front runner?? absolutely wack

[sudden sundial]

Maybe she's just stupid

(affectionate)

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here in the UK there's a major bank chain with a black horse logo, and their most recent ad prominently features the phrase "front runner", which made me do a double take and go "wait, no, that is a normal English phrase for horses, not an uma thing"

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Okay but did you open an account?

[lime stream]

nope

[sudden sundial]

Me previous card had a horse in it, it expired a few months after Uma release

This is why Kita didn't come home

[lime stream]

if I used my card more often I might've asked for one of the special designs

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more star blossom manga whee whoo wahoo. brian's trainer is such a little shit its delightful

"get fucked + L + ratio + my horse is the best horse"

[sudden sundial]

Biwa has never seen such bullshit

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ah, the backuras (background sakuras)

so squishy

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Is this a doujin

[sudden sundial]

Sakura Chiyono O try not to be cute challenge (impossible)

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-chiyono-o-gif-25375329

[potent trail]

im reasonably sure star blossom is an official manga, so no

[sudden sundial]

Yah it's official

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She should cry

Sorry i let my inner sadist show but she did cry

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-crying-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-11749750386557256546

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Bakushin won her career and I still never remembered to correct her running

So, everyone salute the only Pace Chaser Bakushin in the world

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She works running slower than usual

In fact, Bakushin is the better of the "just speed" umas because she knows how to turn corners

[sudden sundial]

This is good, I only picked up 3 of the required skills so I'm glad I dont need to sweat the event too much

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Except a certain horse

https://tenor.com/view/calstone-light-o-uma-musume-dance-gif-2696472953205290488

The only path is what i leave in my wake

[sudden sundial]

They should've made her an orange cat

But maybe those memes don't exist in Japan

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I noticed, they rely on practical humor

[sudden sundial]

Guts?! How can you do this to me....

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Tamamo being a straight man... Does not surprise me

It's a must if a character speaks in a kansai dialect they should be the straight man

[lime stream]

she downright embraces it

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The only viable straight man in umamusume I'm afraid

[lime stream]

does she ever whip out the harisen/paper fan in the game

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Afaik, no

Tamamo and Oguri is the perfect tsukkomi and boke pairing, and perfect ship too

[potent trail]

oh nooooooooooo they put the evil horse in star blossom

top gun go HOME

shooo

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EVIL?!

My GINGER DAUGHTER is not evil

[potent trail]

....okay fine this is perhaps cute

[runic whale]

MY gOAT

MY GOAT

It's HER

Meccha meccha dekai hair

[potent trail]

bro we really be collecting sakuras like pokemon here

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They're like the mejiros

[lime stream]

is that why it's called star blossom

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They all are under the sakura supermarket

Haru Urara might be the only one with sakura eyes that isn't owned by Sakura Supermarket

[potent trail]

this is so funny, yoshiho prevail is literally the only non sakura horse. and that is an OC

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And chiyono O being the only sakura without sakura eyes

Wait a minute did daughter steal her eyes

[potent trail]

AND YET

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Chitose O is a fake uma?

Oh prevail

[potent trail]

chitose O currently has just cards it seems

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Probably can't get the license for it

[lime stream]

or it's not worth the license until they animate it

[runic whale]

They probably won't pay much for it

[lime stream]

has that happened to anypony in CinGray...

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They could be like seiun sky

They literally made them pay 200 yen or something because the contract needed to have money in it

[runic whale]

Nope, but it happened to stego

Reverse

Only Important if it makes them money

I wonder how many umas now used to be mob umas

Montjeu? Montjeu is in the game but not the anime

Montjeu didn't race in the Japan cup in the game tho, you encounter her in L'arc

I uninstalled umamusume to make way for genshin impact, I'll reinstall it when L'Arc comes around

[sudden sundial]

First time running Guts cards...

At least I have Taiki who can't lose as long as it's Mile

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i just ran oguri on mile test. getting 13.5k+ is enough for the A grade

[sudden sundial]

Taiki gets Mile Maven for free so I'm counting on that

[ruby mirage]

800 speed + 10 sprit burst or white skill from the list

[sudden sundial]

We'll see if I hit 800 guts, I'm running two cards

Gives me an excuse to try them

I don't mind trying a whack combination, in the end the only thing I don't want to do is spend more than 2 minutes selecting the cards and parents. I don't want to look up who gives what and cross reference and shit

[sudden sundial]

Not bad I guess.

Don't know how you get to 800, maybe Haru who has growth?

[ruby mirage]

Got A grades on sprint, mile and medium. B grade on long, didn't get 10 sprit bursts and one listed white skill

[sudden sundial]

I'm confident for Med and Long, I have the horses and the cards for it

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i feel the dirt test will be hardest for most trainers. i don't have smart falcon or taiki to get 800 power & guts

[sudden sundial]

Me, the dirt master

I can get Haru to 800 pow for sure, maybe also 800 guts. But depending on the skills yeah I might just run Falcon or Condor or Taiki

[ruby mirage]

just make sure the apitude is at A or S rank

[sudden sundial]

Good to know S gives nothing

I won't try for it

[runic whale]

Taiki is the queen of dirt while urara is the emperor

[ruby mirage]

9* hot spring mcqueen

[sudden sundial]

Why are you censoring her weight in kg

[ruby mirage]

Not my best mcqueen (2nd), but now i have both anime mcqueen and teio triple triple crowned

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I’m reading the trivia doc and Air Groove really got screwed over by the translators lol

The trivia page is also technically wrong regarding the translation, that’s actually the term for “air vent” in Cantonese

Though taken literally that can also mean “air trough” in Chinese. Regardless that’s still not the right name lmfao

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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qeh5bb/

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This is me

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qej2x2 dober x digitan

[runic whale]

W ship

This implies they're married, i love it

[ruby mirage]

dober also has a ring

[runic whale]

Oh fuck i forgot Dober does mangas

Send more yuri

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1433255242652450906/image0.gif

[velvet pivot]

Oh wow I didn’t realize Dream Journey’s name is actually derived from Stay Gold’s HKJC name

(Stay Gold was translated as “Golden Journey” by the HKJC)

[runic whale]

Yee, I've talked about it before

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qedd3w/ idols

[runic whale]

Cuties

[sudden sundial]

PEAK

[runic whale]

Dober prefers women

[sudden sundial]

Holy shit

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qegh34/i_need_you_guys_to_be_better_or_at_least_worse_in/nzxfu4u/

This commenter is god dropping the holy scripture on us

[runic whale]

Not even just !Trainer

I guess I'm more fem leaning so that's why I prefer fxf pairings

[ruby mirage]

By @r4tarttack

Gorumaku

[runic whale]

good but teimaku

I actually don't see golshi ship with other umas

[ruby mirage]

Counterpoint: gorutei
By @Iegendchanger

[runic whale]

COUNTER counterpoint gorumakuteio

Team Spica Polycule, trainer is their parent that supplies them food

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

That has 0 art

[pine geode]

trainer brings food, transport, and lifestyle advice

the umas keep bringing race prize and sponsorship money

[runic whale]

Yes, he supports their polycule

[ruby mirage]

Tama buys food for oguri
By @ChaiQuyt

Just found goruope art

[runic whale]

Show it to the class

[ruby mirage]

By @dungeonBGM

[runic whale]

Oguri is evil for making tamabroke pay for her food 😭

Doto is the perfect yandere, to do anything to be besides her Overlord

[ruby mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/x8SEfnascyI

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o2pi95/

[runic whale]

This is very good fxf i love

I can relate

[ruby mirage]

By @ptanalo

Teimaku

With oguri cameo

[runic whale]

W ship

I like how in Season 1 you barely see teio and mcqueen together

They got closer offscreen for season 2

then married for season 3

[ruby mirage]

mcqueen got like 87 wives 😭

[runic whale]

She wants all of them

The best is teiomaku

I need more ikunomaku

[ruby mirage]

by @isana615

[sudden sundial]

Having the worst Haru run of all time where she's decided every training above 10% if a failure

[blissful spade]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/133893853

Ikuno Dictus by (@Wool)

Ikuno Dictus
do you find it risible? when i say the name....
#UmaMusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Ikuno Dictus (Uma Musume), #Twin Turbo (Uma Musume), #Monty Python

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Aug 14, 2025, 4:15 PM

[runic whale]

I have a rare ship idea

TORENA and Bourbon's trainer

We need yaoi too

[sudden sundial]

The rizzler

[runic whale]

All girls.. She has a type

[ruby mirage]

Who out rizzes who?
Sirius Symboli or Fuji Kiseki

[sudden sundial]

I think Sirius wins

I may be biased tho because she's rizzing me every time I train Guts

[runic whale]

Kiseki relies on her boob window

[ruby mirage]

By @sinsetomeito

[runic whale]

Wasshoi

Wait KB says that

[sudden sundial]

It feels so cursed to train this stat spread, and specially to raise Guts above 400

But that's my dirt A so, whatever

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qfcf03/stegosaurus/

[ruby mirage]

he is very adorable

https://derpibooru.org/images/3748036

[runic whale]

I really love that face, i don't know what it's called

But like it's extremely common with slice of life from the early 2000s

I refer to it as The innocent face or the "i did nothing wrong"

OH MY GOD THE ARTIST GAVE DAUGHTER A FANG

[lime stream]

"tehe face" is the first thing that pops to mind for me

google is telling me てへぺろ tehepero is the proper term, which does make a lot of sense (pero for the tongue sticking out)

[runic whale]

Always looking left/right(front pov)

٩( 'ω' )و

[ruby mirage]

She is pretty fine

[sudden sundial]

I know nothing about her

But all umas are good umas

[ruby mirage]

Fun fact: irl fine motion was intersex but registered as a mare. That is why the umamusume version has ear pieces on both ears.

[sudden sundial]

Oh I did read about that in the docs but I didn't retain her name

[ruby mirage]

She also faced symboli kris and durandal in her career

[ruby mirage]

I think she is pretty fine

My 2nd best uma

[sudden sundial]

I can always depend on grandpa

[sudden sundial]

[potent trail]

daaang

[runic whale]

Fine Motion my royalty

They retconned her Irish royalty (the Irish isn't a monarchy)

[ruby mirage]

By shen toes on

[pine geode]

I wish they didn’t retcon that lol

The implications were too fun

[runic whale]

It didn't cause problems too lol

[pine geode]

another hopeless stakes run

I guess the tone was set when she got fourth in her debut, but damn

[sudden sundial]

It do be like that every time

But I still try

G1 win plus the fans is worth it in half the careers

[ruby mirage]

Front runner mcqueen

[ruby mirage]

By @hajime_kiya

[runic whale]

Bakushin bakushiiiiin

[ruby mirage]

13k+ umas

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qfj994/no_peeking/

[runic whale]

Why is Gold ship so blurry lol

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

i love stego

[sudden sundial]

I love him so much and he's so far away

[runic whale]

I love my trans horseman

[ruby mirage]

i need him now

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-stay-gold-stego-singing-karaoke-gif-1027354263655187498

I didn't know rockin' it out at the karaoke was in the family genes, but it doesn't surprise me

[ruby mirage]

By @ComomoGummy

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/Ll2kbvTD8tU?si=LXXVbZxCdK6MY8v_

I figured out the true reason why Gold Ship loves to bug her grandma

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Maku's darker ear tips are cute

[runic whale]

Yes

Maku was probably brown like golshi too

No image of juvenile mcqueen tho

(she threw away all her old photos)

[blissful spade]

Ay yo, Golshi got that crash bandicoot ass box

[runic whale]

Where did she even get it

Bet she made it

[ruby mirage]

Why is gentildona so :)

[sudden sundial]

Overwhelming self-confidence

Her image of being a very powerful horse came from the 2012 Japan Cup. When her way was being blocked by Orfevre and Beat Black, she (actually, her jockey Yasunari Iwata) forced her way out and bumped away Orfevre to win the race

In the anni story, she absentmindedly crushes an iron shot put ball into a smaller one with ease.

Secret 1: She is able to crush a walnut with her toes.

[runic whale]

So that's why Gold Ship is scared of her

[sudden sundial]

Nah that's fanon or made up or something

For them to make this kinda note and apology, must have been a big mistake

[ruby mirage]

Gentildona: >:)
Orferve: >:(

By @Woolly_Hitsuji

Orugen

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/gentildonna-gif-10855945222244484628

I don't know how they managed to make another overconfident uma that feels distinct and not like a clone, but they nailed it with Gentildonna

Dang their ults go hard

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7OMzZCpyw6c
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tnH4qqvl10A

Also here's the race, and what a race. Those last 100m are instantly one of the best of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsE395cG8cI

The multiple camera angles are so good, first time I see them

[runic whale]

Not ingame, no, but irl gold ship didn't want to breed with Gentildonna

And Gentildonna also didn't like gold ship

[sudden sundial]

The rumour Gentildonna and Golshi mating is also made up, it was never in discussion

[runic whale]

That's fair, because i found gold ship not liking breeding to be impossible

[ruby mirage]

they are gay
By @imgorusi564

[sudden sundial]

Golshi in that outfit scares me more than in her regular outfit

[ruby mirage]

By @sOGK6T1CsbWAc0C

[runic whale]

A racing legend mightve been born

[runic whale]

She only let's her mejiro genes show around Gentil

[runic whale]

In 2024, Almond Eye and Kitasan Black made Almond Eye 24 (no racing name)

And hoh boy, she looks like one hell of a mare

She might race in 2027 in her 2 year old debut

[potent trail]

couldve done it sooner but oh well, all-As tests achieved

[sudden sundial]

I'm struggling to get A on the second-to-last one

I've had a few horses with both Breath and Maestro, and any horse will naturally get a good number of G1 wins

Haven't hit 1000 in both SPD and STA in any of these so far, but ultimately my best is 17k or so, so I'm missing something else

10 spirits bursts is also something you just cannot get sometimes, the RNG says no

[ruby mirage]

got A on that test with
i feel you need at least 14k+ score to get A grade

[sudden sundial]

No, it's one of the two that asks for 20k

The one that isn't free-for-all

[ruby mirage]

i meant an intial score of 14000 from the career itself.

[sudden sundial]

Oh, I've never achieved a 14k in my life or even sniffed one

But if I hit both 1000 stats and a 13k, then maybe I can get my A

I'm even running my 1LB Kita and borrowing a Vodka

I'm running Golshi now, I believe in her. She's got the STA growth, and her entire career is nothing but G1s

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qfrxc3/zenno_rob_roy_floralcanon/

👓

[runic whale]

Glasses are really versatile

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qfcf03/ rawr

[runic whale]

Ambiguous gender of pov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1433255242652450906/image0.gif

[potent trail]

i did that with sighs myano top gun since she has breath of fresh air. makin sure to choose fuku team for clairvoyance, riko for gale, rice for maestro, i think i added in some g2s just to be extra sure

you still need that luck, but its doable

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I tried Mayano a couple times but I just cannot with the brat

[potent trail]

have u tried vodka?

she too has breath of fresh air, she might work

[sudden sundial]

I guess I should

And then I don't have to borrow Vodka or use my 1LB

Vodka's career has the triple tiara at least, don't know what else but if necessary I can pick up a few G1s

[runic whale]

uokka

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/PqhG11O0cV4

mambo

[sudden sundial]

Mamborot

Okay so Vodka's career is 8 G1s and on G2 which is great

If only she won any of them!

[sudden sundial]

Call me an alcoholic because I love Vodka

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qfy6yg/ 7 month injury

[runic whale]

male

[sudden sundial]

Dober would never

[runic whale]

I fade at the sight of male generic trainer

Mejiro Dober might aswell be a lesbian

She's uneasy around men and it's Canon

I wonder if that's actually based on something irl

Bad experience with a stud?

Her dislikes literally say men? Lmao

[ruby mirage]

When watching dober's story from chapter 1-4. Her dislike of men wasn't really shown at all. She had more of a fear of the crowds saying bad things to her.

[runic whale]

Character card cygames uploaded also said "she hates men to the extreme"

[runic whale]

They don't really show dislikes of umas anyway, just the story of their races and stuff or how they met trainer

[sudden sundial]

In real life, all of Dober’s grade victories were in mare-limited races but she could never win a filly/colt mixed race. So it was rumoured that she did not like colts.

She also got scared by her little brother/cousin Mejiro Bright once in the 1998 Takarazuka Kinen.

[runic whale]

To the extreme is a bit extreme but i guess she's basically the only Canon lesbian kind of

Well no not the only one i feel like a lot of the are lesbian or bi

[sudden sundial]

Granny must be protected from the male gender
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o78g3p/the_last_mejiro/

[runic whale]

The final mejiro

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-dober-mejirodober-dober-メジロドーベル-ドーベル-gif-16068117462551556797

[runic whale]

There's another one that will carry the name but she's the last of her clan

Does she also react and treat you differently

[sudden sundial]

Yes depending on your profile gender

[runic whale]

For real? More than dialog changes like Rice Shower?

[sudden sundial]

https://youtu.be/mRFEL0BMugg?t=83

Night and day in her tone and comfortable level

[runic whale]

Yea she likes girls but we concluded this ever since she was ever mentioned in chat

An actual straight uma might beeeee

Nice Nature?

As much as I want to be her wife I'd have to respect her sexuality

Straight and uma don't mix, queer and uma does

Wait a minute

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qgc502/is_this_why_special_week_is_obsessed_with_suzuka/

[runic whale]

Is Dober Cygames' way to tell us yuri is real in umamusume? Saying she extremely dislikes men and making her anxious and uncomfortable around them is a tad bit too extreme when they just simply beat her in a race

[sudden sundial]

Cygames' way of telling us lesbians exist in the uma universe is whatever Vodka and Daiwa have got going on since day 1 of the franchise

[ruby mirage]

Yeah, i just feel she is a bit mischaractised as just "the uma that hates men."
From her character introduction, it is said that "she has nonetheless led a very sheltered life. Perhaps because of this, she can come off cold to strangers, but those who take time to talk to her realize that she is not quite as uptight as she first seems."

[runic whale]

Even people who ship queer or straight agree that daiwauokka is just simple unchangeable

[runic whale]

Cygames themselves says she "hates" men to the extreme

[sudden sundial]

They are, after all, roommates

[runic whale]

Men are also in her dislikes

They are?? Man i think I'm misremembering stuff

Scarlet and Vodka are the reason why tracen doesn't allow umas to sleep in one bed

[sudden sundial]

Yeah her being warmer to her male trainer feels like a necessity, not really an exception or proof of the contrary

[lime stream]

I doubt it, this feels like a trope / stock character trait of a sheltered lady who never met enough men to realize they're all individual people. Which is not really associated with queerness, just single-ness lol.

[sudden sundial]

Tho it would be funny if she went the entire career hating your guts and still wins

[runic whale]

so they don't have to pay for a bigger and more expensive bed to replace when it breaks

[sudden sundial]

But ultimately the uma universe is a happy bubbly place

[runic whale]

I suppose, even for me, expressing my dislike for straight ships, find this extreme

I get it when she feels uneasy around men because of something that happened in her past, but they never explain why

Because she's uneasy around stallions and not human males, and stallions are also girls in umamusume

Imagine if Dober treated the male stallions differently too, she can tell interdimensionally that they are a stallion in another world

[sudden sundial]

Right, androphobia is a pretty common trope as soon as a manga/anime has more than, like, 5 girls. Which, in a society that had to make it impossible to turn off the phone camera noise, seems reasonable to have a 1 in 5/1 in 10

[runic whale]

It needs to end with the trainee implies to like you romantically to please the population

Otherwise an entire chunk of anime fans won't play and spend money on your game

I'm glad they don't explicitly state you're male atleast, the umas treat you the same on both genders

Cygames yuri real

Umamusume yaoi when?? Trainer yaoi?? Please?

Wow there's none of that wtf

What about Jo and that Kasamatsu trainer

[sudden sundial]

I need Dicta's trainer x Suzuka's

But if you want yaoi trainer, there's plenty for Mihono's. Just look up Kiryu x Majima

[runic whale]

Don't kill me now

But SuzuSpe 😔

Well, it's ok, i can't force people to like that ship

SuzuSpe feels so much like an actual couple to me they're so adorable

By sugamo, air groove and suzuka すがも

Wow this has a lot of art actually

Where in the world did this stem from

Game story i assume

[sudden sundial]

I know Season 1 is the fuel for it but idk what came first or where it comes from

[lime stream]

my memory was it had more to do with the shared jockey than with any irl interactions between the horses

[runic whale]

Jockey maybe

Big man himself i think?

[lime stream]

wasn't there a major Spe win where Yutaka said something like he could feel the spirit of Suzuka with them?

[runic whale]

They turned super creek yutaka take into yuri no way

[runic whale]

That isn't air groove

[runic whale]

This is air groove

[lime stream]

oh

you're right I completely missed the topic change

[runic whale]

As far as i can remember i don't think suzuka and air groove interacted in the anime ever

I don't have any questions about suzuspe

[sudden sundial]

Oh

[runic whale]

It's my otp for suzuka and special week afterall

Respectively

So i guess SuzuGroove is just one of those ships where it comes out of nowhere but is pretty popular?

[lime stream]

yeah I got nothing for these two

[runic whale]

Maybe it's because they "look good together", going off of aesthetics

[runic whale]

All umas look good together with other umas but sure

I mean, i guess they're right with that sense but I need some sort of big catalyst to fuel the ship like SuzuSpe, Teimaku, BlackDiamond, etc...

Lmao i realize regular human pregnancy is like umamusume gacha in umamusume

I think a regular human couple could have an umamusume?

[lime stream]

lines that make you glad you're in the correct thread

[runic whale]

I forgot how it worked but it said something along the lines of that and something else

[runic whale]

Think about it

Maybe you'll get the 3* Almond Eye as your umamusume

Because it seems they don't even choose their name become who in the right mind would name their kid One Inch of Love

Or Daddy's Boots

Or the best one.. Traffic Light

[sudden sundial]

Yeah two humans' daughter can be an uma, it can skip generations

Which, at this point, I assume everyone in the universe has an uma somwhere in their direct ancestry

[runic whale]

Or it's the work of the 3 goddesses playing umamusume gacha

[lime stream]

and for half of them it's Eclipse

[runic whale]

And for all of them.. The 3 Goddesses

[sudden sundial]

It's never stated how recent it has to be

[runic whale]

The persistent uma gene

[sudden sundial]

The really fucked up thing is that an uma's daughter will always be an uma

So like, I don't know how human women aren't extinct

[runic whale]

Lesbians?

[lime stream]

Neo, that's not how lesbians normally work

[sudden sundial]

Eventually they will. Between that and the generation skip, the full replacement is inevitable

[runic whale]

1 + 1 equals another 1 not 2 because That would be twins

-1 * -1 = +1

Magical lesbian spawn real

Ok that won't work for regular pairings too

Solution: a massive chunk of the uma population are lesbians

[lime stream]

that just slows it down

[runic whale]

It's inevitable, but it clearly hasn't happened yet

[sudden sundial]

I think even in that universe, uma's must be a relatively new thing. Let's say the first umas were born during the era of the goddesses in our world, so like 300-400 years total.
Because if umas have always been around, it's like I said

[runic whale]

Unfortunately they existed in ancient egypt

[sudden sundial]

Cygames did say the population of umas in the universe is equal to the population of horses in our world, so a few dozen millions, maybe 100M.

While humans would still be 8B, presumably

[lime stream]

I just ignore the genetics question because it's clearly in that category of stuff the world-building pointedly avoids discussing

[sudden sundial]

Oh yeah, it's definitely way more thinking than it deserves

But it is funny to fully explore the idea at least once

[runic whale]

That's such a small chunk

[lime stream]

mostly what I mean is I'm not even aware of a source for this

[runic whale]

Barely 10% or so

[runic whale]

In the starting intro*

I think they even showed an uma sphinx?

Cleopatra umamusume

[lime stream]

and also the basic premise of a 2nd species (???) that apparently only has one biological sex and it's never addressed how reproduction works kinda trains you to assume nothing will make sense on closer inspection anyway

[runic whale]

They didn't think it through

[sudden sundial]

Because it doesn't matter

[lime stream]

or rather, they did, and chose to deploy "don't worry about it" to the fullest

[sudden sundial]

But it is funny when you do think it through

[runic whale]

They just said "You know, Idolmaster isn't doing well and horse racing doesn't seem like it's gonna be like the olden days.. Idea! Turn horses into anime idol girls then profit!"

[lime stream]

it's such an extremely intentional and consistent kind of weirdness that you kinda have to admire how brazenly it doesn't logically work

[sudden sundial]

IT's definitely from somewhere official but I don't recall exactly and it's hard to track down. The horse texts repeat it and I trust them with my life

[lime stream]

yeah all the thinking came after "idol horses will sell"

[runic whale]

They're already idols so idol horsegirls will rake in profit

[sudden sundial]

They made old-timey phones long but smartphones are still regular size

[runic whale]

and they were right

[sudden sundial]

They definitely just have fun with it

[runic whale]

They can just use earphones

[lime stream]

also keep in mind, if umas can't reproduce with umas, and umas never produce humans (particularly males), then we're talking inevitable extinction for both species

[runic whale]

Umas can reproduce with umas they just won't show it t us

[sudden sundial]

Earphones work for them as long as they're the ones you plug in, headphones would require their own version too. But probably just pods all around

[lime stream]

yeah smartphones don't care about extending all the way to your mouth and ears, their priority is fitting in your pocket

[sudden sundial]

Umas can have sons and they're regular humans but carry the uma gene clearly, since they can have umas

Conclusion: umas are a virus

Please inject directly into my system

[runic whale]

I want to catch it

A gacha virus

[lime stream]

ah, so it's not two species, it's more like a female-exclusive mutation

[runic whale]

Because after you pull the uma gene, you need to pull for an uma for your child to inherit

[ruby mirage]

One thing i am surprised about mejiro dober is that there is not a lot of connection between dober and ryan. Mejiro ryan was mejiro dober's sire.

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, at its simplest form it would be like a dominant X chromosome?

So XY is still male and XX, uma X takes over

[runic whale]

Yup, that's the perfect explanation

Magical lesbian spawn should exist in umamusume

[lime stream]

(IIUC that's technically not what "dominant" means but I get what you're going for)

[runic whale]

Male horses and female horses kiss and they make a chi- wait did i say this before

[sudden sundial]

(and it gets specially fucky with the 23rd pair is not like the X does nothing in a male)

[lime stream]

men devastated to learn that genetically women are the default

[sudden sundial]

I wonder if sons of umas are a little stronger than regular, or any other sort of slight physical improvement

[ruby mirage]

Like compared to the stay gold clan, tachyon and daiwa, rudolf and teio & many more sire/child relationships

[runic whale]

Can i be the default character

[runic whale]

And more brittle

[lime stream]

ok this whole topic is having weird crossover effects in my brain with JJK's bad guy wanting to "evolve the entire human species" by ||merging us with "the world" incarnate||

[ruby mirage]

Usually umas who interact with umas that are irl sires admire them in some way. Or at least have some uniqur connection.

[runic whale]

They're sisters, a lot of things they can't do with them but there's still a bunch of other

I wonder why

[sudden sundial]

The less time one spends thinking about Tengen, the better

Source: I should've listened when I was told the same

[runic whale]

Conclusion: queer umas

Thank you for the chat I'm going to bed dreaming of being a lovely wife to mommmmmmejiro ramonu

You know , the 17 year old 45 year old married mother of 2 and wife of a salarywoman

[ruby mirage]

The age of 45 is in demand

[runic whale]

I agree

[lime stream]

gotta aim for women our own age after all

[runic whale]

Hah, I'm 19!

I'll still aim for the age of 45

[lime stream]

fair

[runic whale]

They might like younger girls like me 👉👈

[ruby mirage]

wonder acute is the only uma that is younger than she acts. bro was from 2010s racing class but acts like she is from the 50s 😭

[runic whale]

Scarlet irl is older than her too 😭

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Wonder Acute is that young? Why all the granny memes, aside from appearance?

[lime stream]

googles

oh she does have that energy

[sudden sundial]

She also paints, because the horse paints!

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n8cuv6/wonder_acute_the_master_artist/

A top tier horse for sure

He has multiple paintings

[ruby mirage]

debuted at 3 years old, retired at 9 years old after 6 years of racing. won a race at 9 years old

[sudden sundial]

Okay, that's a granny

[ruby mirage]

that race acute won was the 2015 Kashiwa Kinen, a domestic G1 dirt mile race

wonder acute gives you cookies for valentines

also wonder acute with her daughters
who are technically older than her

[potent trail]

haru and dog are siblings??

[sudden sundial]

Haru is not related to anyone

[ruby mirage]

no, but they have appeared together in a few race artworks like the 2021 champions cup and 2025 JBC

[sudden sundial]

Since she came from the boonies, ran dirt and only lower grade races

[ruby mirage]

first image was for the 2023 teio sho

[sudden sundial]

If you go up four generations, Haru has Northern Danceer/Akikawa as a great-great-great-grandpa

But at that point every horse is related

[sudden sundial]

The real reason she's in Tracen: nepotism

[ruby mirage]

fun fact: haru urara's dam, heroine has mated with soccer boy (dicta striker) and sakura chitose o

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qgcv4b/ long hair

[sudden sundial]

No, stop, she's too powerful

Although, short hair "prince cut" really suits her best

Meanwhile:

[ruby mirage]

Shiraoki

[ruby mirage]

Did you know that today is quite marvelous, marvelous sunday

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/marvelous-sunday-uma-musume-gif-8318003538107281672

[potent trail]

she says it like six times in the span of two chapters shes in, its like pokemon

oh yes, and in case u ever wanted to see kiseki princess carrying marvelous

[ruby mirage]

By @ukichanuki

[ruby mirage]

Important words from sunday

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/marvelous-sunday-marvelous-sunday-time-uma-musume-dance-gif-6135809317811671578

[potent trail]

ok ok i shall cool it with blossomposting, just one more

[lime stream]

you're in the Neo containment thread, there's no need to cool anything

[potent trail]

"boi, this career surely cant fail at this point, we´ll finally strike a good score!"
the evil orange horse that hates me:

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/mayano-top-gun-plane-crash-open-season-uma-uma-musume-gif-5331908701229637660

[potent trail]

i lied, have more dotty eyed goodness

[sudden sundial]

I got wedding Mayano (unwanted) and said "Okay, since she's here let's make good use of her"

It's so miserable to run her career

I'd do 100 Taishin's over one MTG

And Rice, poor misunderstood Rice, I have not a single complaint about her career

Despite the infamy of her moods she's never anything but precious to me

In the end, there's no MTG in my Teams

[potent trail]

i tend to have good time with taishin, her event really isnt that terrible. we even still mostly win kikuka sho

[sudden sundial]

And I replaced her "Let's have someone running at the front" cup position with Rice

[potent trail]

it helps that shes a monster (affectionate)

thank you sweetie you are so so good at CMs

[sudden sundial]

End closers are all monsters because they have to be

Who else is gonna go from 16th to 1st in 200 meters?

I need to get a 9* Golshi, I think that's next for me after I get Maru. And I also really need a 9* Tachyon, since her unique is goated

[potent trail]

siiiiigh. parents are so darn annoying. i have so many fuckin 1 star guts ryans its not even funny

[ruby mirage]

Should i read blossom or pisupisu

[potent trail]

power, we. need. power u horse

[ruby mirage]

I have read a bit of the latter already

[sudden sundial]

It really is just a "run 30 Marus until she rolls it" kinda deal

I mean, up there I got a 3* SPD Vodka with 6* STa and I'm taking it, at this point I don't even care about getting pure 9* STA or POW.

And in the rare cases where I get WIT to 600, I'd also accept a 3* WIT

You can always pick the perfect match from Guests

If I use a 3* 6*, I can find a 6* 3*

[potent trail]

my spark situation is just sad in general. i have one (1) usable spark. a rudolf who has 3* power 4* stam. thats it thats the one good horse. then i have three horses with 3* speed and. yup, thats all my three stars

there are 0 nine sparks in my horses

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I was there for the longest time

My only good horses being a Rudolf and a Freak that they themselves rolled 2* but they had 5* parents

[potent trail]

theres supposed to be spark reroll in future, right? waugh

[sudden sundial]

Yeah

Idk when we'll first see it but even if's only one use, it will be huge

[potent trail]

at least now we have 5 borrows i love you 5 borrows

[sudden sundial]

So good

[potent trail]

welp, time to go back to trying to get a decent christmas chompers

so far theyre not terrible, but not amazing

[sudden sundial]

I can't judge Oguri until I get one myself, but Christmas one gets most of her praise for being meta for a long time, we'll see how that plays out

If one year from now I'm still seeing her in cups, I'll notice

Pray for me, my granny is about to roll her sparks

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

I'm taking her to hospice, I'm afraid

[ruby mirage]

Damn

I have yet to get a uma to 9* on one stat. I somehow i have 2 umas out of my 4 9* umas that has 3* sparks on speed, stamina and power.

[sudden sundial]

Let me check what I have

Half of them I've gotten in the last month or so too, so like, you never know when it's going to happen

[ruby mirage]

My first 3* spark i got from career was with haru on speed

Only a total of 7* though

[sudden sundial]

3* POW 6* STA wedding Mayano
9* POW Ryan which was a must for me, that's the best you can do with her
3* STA 6* POW Dober which was also a must
9* STA Rudolf, extremely lucky, good parent for almost anyone
6* STA 3* POW Taishin
3* STA 6* POW Suzuka which even outside of 9* is the only parent I have for Front Runners
3* SPD 6* STA Vodka

Everything from and after Dober I've gotten, well, since her banner

[potent trail]

jealous, so jealous

[sudden sundial]

It's been a good month

I have Dober as my offered horse

[ruby mirage]

3* POW 6* STA
3* SPD 3* STA 3* POW
3* STA 6* POW
3* SPD 3* STA 3* POW

Mcqueen being my best with 15 white sparks

[sudden sundial]

That Tachyon is universal, great roll

White sparks are good but you don't want a lot of them, I don't think?

Like, I want a horse with Ura Finale/Ura Cup 3*, and both Corners, and that's kinda it?

If I'm only gonna get one white spark during an Inspiration, I'd rather have a smaller pool

If not UF/UC, a race track spark for sure, since they give stats

[ruby mirage]

Of course, it is just my other umas have like 5-6 total white sparks

[sudden sundial]

Oh yeah I'd take 15 over 0

[ruby mirage]

Absolutely criminally low number of white sparks. Borrowed uma brought 4 white sparks to this

[sudden sundial]

But I've definitely gotten to the point of thinking twice about picking a skill, and even not using all my SP in the last turn, if it would mean picking up a skill I wouldn't want a spark for

[sudden sundial]

Tachyon here is fine, but Grass Wonder with 0 white sparks is sad yeah

[potent trail]

wow, i just lost 0-5 on final unity cup. thats a first lmao

naturally it was all circle or double circle

ultrawalled

[ruby mirage]

This is even more sad. 14 skills just to get 2 white sparks and 1* guts

A total of 3 white sparks

[sudden sundial]

When you're blocked, you're blocked

Times 5

Unless you're Gentildonna

[sudden sundial]

Yeah there's really no correlation it's pure chance

At this point, when I'm running a horse that I already know is not gonna be a 1st, I assume it's gonnna roll a 3* and pick only the skills I'd want as sparks

Aside from the two Corners, I'm okay with picking up the Unity Cup skills specially if it's STA or POW, and then the only other thing I'd consider is Style or Track Corners/Straightaways

Another sad thing is having a horse with a good unique roll a 1*, it's depressing

[potent trail]

me @ my seiun: i know ur the lazy horse but maybe engage in a little bit more angling and scheming?

[sudden sundial]

Is her unique good?

I only know she's good for Frontrunners

[potent trail]

i like frontrunners

[sudden sundial]

Real

[potent trail]

shes quintessential frontrunner skill, like groundwork

[sudden sundial]

At the end of the day, it's pacers and laters that don't stand out, but I understand why they're the most common

I've only started to appreciated Groundwork with Runaway Suzuka

It's a shame you can't get a spark for Runaway...

[potent trail]

its so damn hard to hit 600 wit 800 stam requirements on chrimguri while having good speed stat on top. fuck, lets try swapping rice for fine motion idk

[sudden sundial]

What deck are you running for Oguri?

[potent trail]

usually im behind on wit or speed. swapped fine motion, prev it was rice shower

[sudden sundial]

I find if I run my standard 3 SPDs, Creak and two WITs (usually Mihono's and Tachyon), I can usually get around SPD to 1000, STA and POW to 700-800 interchangeable, and 500 SPD. The last one really frustrates me, I agree WIT is hard

[potent trail]

with chrimguri u need 3 white recoveries so u dont actually need the swinging maestro

[ruby mirage]

I run my usual 3 2 1 pace chaser deck for oguri

[sudden sundial]

I see

[ruby mirage]

I don't have the stamina sparks and confidence to run a wit deck on oguri

[potent trail]

i can see it happening, i just need That One Run

[sudden sundial]

I feel that sentiment. I've been running no Riko or Rice for a while because I really feel that if I run 3 speed, my MLB Freak and two WIT I could get two 1000s, an A STA/POW and 600 WIT, but it hasn't happened yet so maybe I'm smoking something

Definitely needs a good horse, but it feels achievable

But that's the dream and in the meantime, parents maybe

Closest I've been and it was with Riko.

(You might say "That's too much stamina" and I say "RUNAWAY")

[ruby mirage]

By @kuro_work

[lapis elbow]

https://bsky.app/profile/shouaart.bsky.social/post/3mc4dj4tumc2c

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[sudden sundial]

No lies detected

[sudden sundial]

First time I pull 5

Weird granny but I'll take it?

I might grind a better granny after Golshi and Tachyon

[ruby mirage]

More doberdigitan
By @1ofAgnesDigital

[ruby mirage]

From the new legend races, i will get 3 new 4* umas. From 10 to 13 4* umas

[ruby mirage]

The oguri cap is finally being sold on cystore

[runic whale]

I love this ship

The shipper needs her forever too

[ruby mirage]

When i search for samson big ships, the two umas i see the most is &

By @NishimaruKakeru

By @ComomoGummy

[runic whale]

Haru???

Is that her casual wear

If yes.. I'll let my daughter get with her

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Like that's so cute 😭😭

[ruby mirage]

Yes

She appears in star blossom

[runic whale]

She's perfect for haru

I may claim I'm her wife

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/Fl_qutGDUHI

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qgg4y3/rudolf_confiscates_trainer_from_a_clingy_sirius/

[ruby mirage]