Uma Musume

[runic whale]

I fucking don't need the mayano top gun and Mejiro mcqueen

I blew a year's worth of luck

[runic whale]

Damn.. Um. Horse pretty? Dia has great taste in girlfriends

[sudden sundial]

They get injured, then they heal, then they write them the story they think they should've had

[sudden sundial]

Daily tasks take too long

[runic whale]

I'm glad for the vacation/tour thing in JP

[blissful spade]

got hishiama

I am content until jungle pocket comes out

... in 3 more years

[runic whale]

I'm not content I need her6

But no more carats

[sudden sundial]

A perfect fusion https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nkpd7v/it_seems_like_goldshi_lost_her_judgement/

[runic whale]

I love special week

Yutaka Take birthday so they put cake on her head and it melted lol

[lean brook]

https://nyaa.si/view/1899950 Does this have everything i need for watching?

[lime stream]

seems fine

there is more Uma Musume than that, but those are the correct episode counts for these parts

[lean brook]

Doumo

[lime stream]

ah, we do have a release date for CinGray cour 2 now: Oct 5th

[runic whale]

Oh noo

Gonna be depressing

I saw the "Cinderella" Cinderella gray scene for the manga

[lean brook]

Whats CinGray?

[runic whale]

Prequel to umamusume

I thin

Haven't watched, ixrec back me up pls

It's prequel because oguri cap is doing nothing but eating in pretty derby

I legit have not seen her in a race in PB

[sudden sundial]

It's the anime on Oguri Cap and others of her time. It doesn't connect to the other one, probably, S2 is on the way

[lime stream]

short for Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray

check the pins for the full list of shows

[sudden sundial]

But it doesn't matter, in a world where every single career you play is word-of-god-ed to be an alternate universe, CinGray can be its own thing or not. What matters is horses

[lean brook]

I see

[lime stream]

mostly it matters because CinGray cour 1 was one of the peaks of the franchise so far

so cour 2 will be a day one must-watch for me

[lean brook]

Is Oguri Cap one of the horses

[lime stream]

yes

she's the protagonist of Cinderella Gray

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-anime-cinderella-grey-gif-5241121930609346212

[lime stream]

(and is one of the dozens of umas with a minor role in Pretty Derby)

[lean brook]

Gotcha, thanks for the explanation

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/9ByRgq3dlNs

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-urara-umamusume-uma-gif-15673468316957389259

[lime stream]

those ears seem even larger when they're wiggling around as often as they do in the game

[severe jetty]

do the horse girls have human ears too or just the horsey ears

[sudden sundial]

There's a lot of stuff I'd like to try

But in 100% everything is dead

We really need Pantheon

Wrong fixation chat

[sudden sundial]

Only horse ears

[severe jetty]

awesome

next question, how do they wear headphones

[sudden sundial]

I don't know if we've seen that officially, I feel like I've seen them use ear jacks/pods which would work on their ears too

But considering they adapted phones, they would adapt headphones for sure

Holy shit, they actually did

(It's a power card)

[blissful spade]

the gifs they have of cinderella gray are great

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-oguri-cap-throwing-throw-gif-5306178654526694748

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ep10-cingray-cinderella-gray-gs-uma-gif-1481006676443666646

[blissful spade]

can't wait for S2 in 2 weeks

[sudden sundial]

Umazing is back on the menu boys

[lime stream]

I'm gonna keep saying Oguri Cap is the best protagonist in (the anime half of) the franchise until everyone else realizes it

[sudden sundial]

I agree, but I'm not sure I watched S3 of PD

I do know that Special Week is so lackluster that S1 is Suzuka's really

So Teio is the only competition

[lime stream]

Special Week honestly earns a few points for being so stereotypically protagonist it crosses the line into parody

[sudden sundial]

I don't know what this says about Spe but she'd fit right in as one of nine members in a Love Live arc

Either way, you gotta really like Spe to stick with her, when S1 is stacked with great horses

And then Teio then Kita then Oguri

[lime stream]

yeah there's no doubt Suzuka's story is the more memorable part of S1

[sudden sundial]

After Oguri I wonder what horse could get a season...

[lime stream]

but it probably does work better from Spe's point of view

[sudden sundial]

Can you make a season for a horse like Rudolf, who just wont it all?

I think she had some losses but still

[lime stream]

(S3 is sadly the weakest PD season, and part of that is seemingly not knowing what to do with their main horses sometimes; they end up feeling generic not in a trope-fitting but well-defined way like Spe, but in a not that much actually happened way)

[sudden sundial]

Maybe onf for Maruzensky, being denied some races adds the drama anime Uma loves to have

[blissful spade]

I think Air Groove could also get a season

[sudden sundial]

King Halo

Daiwa and Vodka could share a season like the couple they are

[blissful spade]

Nice Nature

[lime stream]

they have so many options really

I suspect one of the bigger constraints is simply if they have the license for all the other major characters in <horse>'s story

[sudden sundial]

Not all careers hit the levels of rollercoaster that Oguri, Suzuka, Rice Shower and Teio hit

[lime stream]

but also they probably don't want or need to be outputting multiple anime at once

CinGray's doing plenty on its own

(even if CyGames Pictures apparently grew enough to make original anime that have nothing to do with any of the gacha games)

[blissful spade]

I wonder if someone did a meme of Michael Rosen clicking his tongue and then saying "Nice" but it's Nice Nature saying it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45A_9y1ClAQ

[sudden sundial]

Well in CinGray they already chose to go with the rename of some horses so I guess there's more options open than we think

[lime stream]

yeah, they don't need every minor character, just the ones that would make people go if the name didn't match

[runic whale]

Forgot to log in umamusume after 2 months of logging in constantly

Nvm the streak is still there

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nl7tr9/far_more_superior/

[runic whale]

Both are the superior horse shows imo

[sudden sundial]

You know, now that I think about it, MLP doesn't exist in the Uma universe

[runic whale]

Overlord owns me

[runic whale]

Maybe it's a magical girl show instead lol

[sudden sundial]

It's only EQG

[runic whale]

Imagine equestria girls

omg spe x suzuka is very cute

[runic whale]

I now have a masterlist of who i would give my mortal and immortal possessions to

Not in any order

1. Biwa Hayahide
2. Narita Brian
3. Taiki Shuttle
4. Maruzensky
5. Super Creek
6. Aston Machan
7. Still In Love
8. Matikanetannhauser

[sudden sundial]

I look forward to tomorrow's list

[potent trail]

i can excuse bakushin missing from the list somewhat, she is a you "either love her with all your might or she's eh" kinda character, but where the fuck is king halo

[runic whale]

Keyword: i

[sudden sundial]

Busy raising Haru

[runic whale]

This list is absolute and the only change it should go through is addition

I'm not giving my soul to prez sorry

[sudden sundial]

Case in point https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nl7nt2/harus_new_running_style/

[runic whale]

More so running posture more less running style

There's the air resistance running

Fucking overlord

Ok i wanna talk about the race this gif was based on

[sudden sundial]

Potential Horse

[runic whale]

Potential? No, lol

This was based on an Arima Kinen race

TM Opera O was blocked in the Arima Kinen

So the jockey that rode on him actually gave up

Like, he said it himself, he stopped trying and gave up

But you know what TM Opera O did?

Fucking carried them to victory by her own sheer skill,, power and intellect

And that's why after the race, his jockey was ashamed and swore that he would never ride on TM Opera O until he won a g1 race by his own skill and power

And when he did win a g1 rage that he won by himself.. TM Opera O would've retired a few years ago and passed away a month before

He shouldn't have been able to break out of getting boxed, he was in the worst position you could be in

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-fist-pump-celebration-horse-girl-racing-opera-o-gif-6655393067816857287

Welldeserved Overlord title

[sudden sundial]

For a horse who won so much, which I absolutely respect; the Uma for Opera is so whatever to me, I don't know exactly why. Best way I can put it, I just feel Rudolf and Air Groove do that shtick better, Opera seems like she's trying too hard

[runic whale]

I think that's the point

He's a narcissist that has every right to be a narcissist

[sudden sundial]

Maybe, and I won't say it's undeserved

[runic whale]

Meisho Doto is also best girl

[sudden sundial]

Rudolf is the "absolute confidence" approach. Air Groove is the "Bow before me" approach.

[runic whale]

1. Biwa Hayahide
2. Narita Brian
3. Taiki Shuttle
4. Maruzensky
5. Super Creek
6. Aston Machan
7. Still In Love
8. Matikanetannhauser
9. Matikanefukukitaru
10. Hishi Amazon
11. TM Opera O
12. Meisho Doto

Updated

TM Opera O is like the bragger

[sudden sundial]

I think Opera doesn't work for me because she's the "I am god's gift to Umas" type of absolute monarch, but it doesn't work because she's not villainous or evil

[runic whale]

That would be Sunday Silence imo

[sudden sundial]

Yeah

Of course she shouldn't be evil/villainous, this is Uma

[runic whale]

There is no real evil horse

Except for Stego who runs into other horses on purpose

I imagine Sunday Silence to be the campus mother

Rival of super creek at googoo babies

[sudden sundial]

But I don't think the archetype/character works when there isn't that "she will behead me if I don't comply" underlying threat

Needs a tweak somewhere but I don't know how, maybe it's too much to ask.

Overall she's fine just not great for me

[runic whale]

Less brag more self-love

Sunday Silence pedigree so legendary they would include his stud record

[sudden sundial]

Trying to think if I've seen the archetype in a non-evil way in other media, I feel like I have in a handful of Villainess LNs

[runic whale]

Claire François?

She grew out of the evil part

Oh right, i would add Dia and Kita to the list but uh

[sudden sundial]

Nothing that mainstream. I'm thinking Holy Grail of Eris maybe

[runic whale]

They have their own thing going for them

I would add Sweep Tosho but the fucking brat would ask for more

(she once almost delayed a race that the emperor and empress of Japan was watching, for the first time since before 1900s i think)

[sudden sundial]

I think the the non-evil versions I've seen that worked are kinda like "I am god's gifts to Uma! You're not on my level so I will lift you up AND THUS RISE HIGHER NOW PRAISE ME"

[runic whale]

Oh that's TM Opera O

[sudden sundial]

Don't think so, needs more real Noblesse Oblige with a stronger ego but idk

She's not my Uma

[runic whale]

"lift up my rivals"
"Rise to your feet and run your best"
"for you will raise me to greater heights!"

Is literally her line in the movie (?)

[sudden sundial]

Haven't watched that, I just know what she's like in the game

[runic whale]

Forgot the actual wording but its still uplifting

[sudden sundial]

Then the movie fixed her

[runic whale]

because you know,

[sudden sundial]

A later skin of Opera might be better than the first one then

[runic whale]

Telling someone they're gonna Beat them in a race isn't mean

Ryuji Wada

[sudden sundial]

For Uma's that's like telling the other Uma they're gonna kiss whether they like it or not

[runic whale]

Holy shit tracen is lesbian training center?!

[sudden sundial]

Always was

[runic whale]

TM Opera O slaps ass tho

[ruby mirage]

Bakushin is cool

[runic whale]

... Literally slaps ass
https://youtu.be/k4kIOwpI4zE?si=uCaTQgBrwS3JlPDI

[sudden sundial]

Oh she's that guy at the gym

[runic whale]

I guess it's no longer Narita Top Road

[sudden sundial]

I can respect that

[runic whale]

I love NT-......

[sudden sundial]

Thinking about it

[runic whale]

I love Narita Top Road!

[sudden sundial]

If Opera was male she would absolutely be a Himbo

[runic whale]

She's cute adorable and stuff

[runic whale]

She is male

[sudden sundial]

Trying to think if any other Uma has more Himbo energy and I don't think so

[runic whale]

What kind of horse name is Opera House

[runic whale]

Nakayama fest

Ok she loves gambling

Orfevre?

Nah she's serious

[sudden sundial]

Is that the one good kid in the Gold family or is it Fenomeno? I can never remember

[runic whale]

Oh i find the scene

[runic whale]

Fenomeno is the police officer

Orfevre is temperament herself iirc

[sudden sundial]

Then Fenomeno might be a bigger Himbo, he already is Jotaro in Uma form, she's the only horse in the Gold lineage without a shred of evil in her heart

I just don't know how smart or dumb she is

https://tenor.com/view/fenomeno-umamusume-pretty-derby-thinking-gif-16311844482681527183

Big hat means bigger ears

[runic whale]

She's just as smart

[sudden sundial]

The one constant in Stay Gold's family

[runic whale]

I really want to know where is that story where the stego siblings + stego hang out

[sudden sundial]

Must have been an event

There's stuff for anniversaries and half-anniversaries that I'm not sure Global will ever see, and if we do when

But that hangout is, like, 8 horses, ain't no way it's a career event or a card

Maybe when they added Stay Gold?

[runic whale]

From the layout, anniversary

[runic whale]

We'll definitely get the same 0.5 and such

[sudden sundial]

Oh Stay Gold is not a trainee, despite having a model and racewear. Then yeah event is the only option

[runic whale]

For some reason yea

[sudden sundial]

Will have to be after they add Fen and Orf

[runic whale]

Might be future

[sudden sundial]

And Festa

[runic whale]

I like how naka and Orfevre just watched with deadpan faces

[runic whale]

I just wanna talk to your mother

A nice, sit down talk between adults

Well, too bad I'm an immature adult.

[ruby mirage]

Wish there was more curren chan art

[lime stream]

fun backlog

I can see why TM Opera O might come off as "meh" in the game

she works for me in the RttT anime because she's a secondary character whose bombast is acting as comic relief, as the main focus it could easily be too much if that's not your thing

[runic whale]

Assertive girls ❤️

[lime stream]

tbh in the anime it also comes off as a bit

like when Meishi accidentally spills a drink on her and she goes HA! EVEN WATER CANNOT RESIST ME

[sudden sundial]

Yeah that's the difference with Rudolf and Air Groove

[runic whale]

Later she'd say her rival can't resist her

There is a lack of meisho opera o art

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/38384701

[ruby mirage]

went 3/3 vs super creek

mayano top gun is strong here

[runic whale]

GOOGOO BABIES LEGEND RACE

[lime stream]

imagine seeing this out of context

[runic whale]

They broke up

Tamamo seemed happy about it

[ruby mirage]

i need to get an A rank long uma

already got A rank curren for sprints

[sudden sundial]

I made Golshi dropkick the freak

[runic whale]

We calling her a freak but is she really

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-gif-21091510

[sudden sundial]

Best aptitudes I've ever had

And I have neither Professor nor Maestro

But here we go...

If I could retry this I am SURE she would win within 3 clocks

[runic whale]

Her shoes are so pretty

[lime stream]

#context

[runic whale]

This one needs no context

Just look at her shoes

I want them

Just not heeled lol

Fuck I can't look at regular anime women without feeling something is missing (horse ears)

[lime stream]

traditional 3D women growing more distant every year

[sudden sundial]

Another impossible standard

[runic whale]

It's no longer "she'd look good with cat ears" it's now "she'd look good with horse ears"

[sudden sundial]

Incidentally, is there a horsegirl vtuber?

[runic whale]

probably no

[lime stream]

always was

[runic whale]

O

Gold Ship

[lime stream]

one unrelated to Uma I mean

obv we're aware of Golshi's stint

[runic whale]

She's technically and literally a VTuber

[sudden sundial]

I see

[runic whale]

Helped entertain the fanbase for 3 years

[lime stream]

I'm referring to Tomoe Umari

[runic whale]

Because for some reason it was delayed for 3 years?

[lime stream]

lol, of course Tomoe commissioned her own crossover art before playing Uma on stream

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuIUD8qWYAAZ8KE?format=jpg&name=medium

[runic whale]

She'd belong

Tracen uniform in the track 😔

Please make them playable

[lime stream]

given the meaning of doki doki, "doka doka" just sounds like the comedy version where you constantly overreact and then bonk into stuff

[ruby mirage]

https://derpibooru.org/images/2668680 #currenissuchagoodgirl!

[runic whale]

I honestly feel horrible for Aston

She carries a plush of herself that she made

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Probably because she isn't famous enough to have her own

Aston you're loved now I hope the horse knows this

She was the silent super nova that exploded between two colliding rival stars

[ruby mirage]

It is time to love aston

[runic whale]

Why am I tearing up over this?

Because it reminds people that Aston Machan existed and she was supposed to be a rival to both Scarlet and Vodka

[novel depot]

Won URA finale as every trainee that I've unlocked so far.

[runic whale]

Biwa Hayahide's big head

People visiting this thread for the first time would be confused why we talk about real horses too

[lime stream]

I think by the time someone joins this thread they're at least vaguely aware the franchise has something to do with real horse racing

[sudden sundial]

There's real horses in this?!

[runic whale]

Unless someone lives under the rock

if the only thing they see is the cover art and anime then they'd be confused

[runic whale]

How to tell the person you love that you love them, Biwa Hayahide style:
"I am a perfectly sufficient dataset, you don't need anyone else,,

[runic whale]

Not subject to changes nor argument

I know some people would be confused why Tachyon is in B while Digital is in S

[severe jetty]

Gold Ship so low 😔

[lime stream]

I expected to find something to snark about in here, but no, this all tracks

[runic whale]

Snark away

[runic whale]

It's not in any order, she just came in last at the options so she's at the bottom

[runic whale]

Not even how Sweep Tosho, the brat, has both my mortal and immortal possessions?

[severe jetty]

ah

[lime stream]

part of it is that dozens of these umas are characters I know nothing about, since I only consume the anime

Sweep Tosho exists in the anime for approximately 2 seconds

[runic whale]

She exists nonetheless

It's pretty weird to me how they didn't do the same thing they did with mcqueen and dictus

Kitasan and Sweep Tosho

I think 60% of the umas in the top list don't appear in the anime

Aston Machan for some reason made an appearance

[lime stream]

was this the entire appearance

[runic whale]

Her entire shtick is looking at the camera

Aston Machan sees you

[lime stream]

huh

[runic whale]

I think you weren't around when I talked about her

[lime stream]

I got bits of it but this is new

[runic whale]

irl she was outshined by her 2 rivals, Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka because he died early at 4 years old

So her entire shtick is she's scared of fading so she's trying her best to stay as relevant as possible

That's why she stares at the camera and is obsessed with herself but not in a narcissistic way

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-uma-musum-waving-gif-27548452

She rejects other trainers because they don't have what she wants (goal to be loved by everyone, not just famous and a very good racer)

Aston Machan was supposed to be the 3rd rival, but..

Her and vodka had even raced against each other

Some more examples of her looking at the camera

The only rendered non-mc uma

[lime stream]

this really feels like something I would've noticed on my PD rewatch

[runic whale]

Even in the Twatter art she stares

She's looking at something they don't see

[runic whale]

This is exactly what she doesn't want, to fade into the background 😔☹️

Aaand a more faraway one, but she's staring nonetheless

lol even the watermark is blurry

[ruby mirage]

curren chan in A

[runic whale]

What is kitasan and Sweep Tosho doing they were together in the same training like 5 times in a row

"get me in the mood" what the fuck mayano top gun????????????

???? What the fuck

[sudden sundial]

Just below 17th, Dady's Longlegs

[runic whale]

Air Shakur knows how to code her own AI

So why does she look like a delinquent

[runic whale]

Aston machan

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/zatoru-jungle-pocket-dantsu-flame-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-6051706559015164528

[ruby mirage]

it seems i accidentally remixed aston machan

i don't remember doing that

[runic whale]

Aston machan good girl so valid

[ruby mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KB_q7-OAZMk mambo

[runic whale]

Landing kisssuuuu

Finally got all ura trophies

[sudden sundial]

As if Golshi needs an excuse

[sudden sundial]

I got graswonder

[runic whale]

We still think about you, Grass ❤️‍🩹

[sudden sundial]

Fuck the fat weeb, I wanted Condor

At least she's living up to her name

[runic whale]

We're gonna have to McQueen this guy, McQueen

[sudden sundial]

And now this

[sudden sundial]

Why does Condor hate me

[runic whale]

Can you feel my heeaaaaaart

[sudden sundial]

First time I see the Director in a pull tho, that was nice

[runic whale]

Did you also get 2 3* in one pull and neither are banner nor new

I wanted the tan girl

Th brown girk

With bad posture

[sudden sundial]

Grass Wonder is from the banner

[runic whale]

Umamusume will come shortly after i finish ruri rocks

Landing kissu girl1

Who is she getting married to

I'm happy for her and air groove i hope they have a nice honeymoon together

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

She's cute at least, and I can use a third sprinter

And she knows it

[runic whale]

Yea she knows she's cute

#LookAtCurren

[sudden sundial]

Kinda funny to see rainbow Power gives less power than rainbow Speed

Also, I didn't know Curren Chan was in the same club as Bakushin and Turbo. She can't run anything but sprint

Not a front runner tho, looks like all her braincells are on being obsessed with cute things

Anyway she's a beast of a sprinter

[ruby mirage]

Grass wonder obtained

[runic whale]

Michelle My Baby got me like

I am 5'9

MAMACITA

El is now in the list

Reposting cuz idk where el is

SHE'S IN S? Nooo nonono

[runic whale]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[runic whale]

I got wife

[sudden sundial]

Condor still hates me, but also wtf

[runic whale]

same

I understand why you like the Condor one, wcc

[runic whale]

Praise the sun as they say lmao

[runic whale]

WhaAT THE FUCK?

Is this real

[sudden sundial]

Normal day in Golshi's stud job

[runic whale]

I bet she's the man in the lesbian relationship

Their sex and stud record does not determine they're either the uh

How do I make this mane friendly

Oh i got it

Does not determine that They're either the dominant horse in the race or the losing one

[runic whale]

See: Meisho Doto

Holy shit now I see why they were extremely generous with her anterior

Look at those muscles, Jesus

":3"
-meisho doto

[sudden sundial]

Holy, he's a horse and a half

[runic whale]

Imagine me this:

Instead of big breasts = muscle mass in uma

What if they actually had visible muscle mass instead of it translating into more money- i mean into their breasts

[sudden sundial]

Saw this really good pic of Golshi today, Meisho is for sure built different

[runic whale]

Average golshi activities

Meisho is built different, Holy

[sudden sundial]

Could be Golshi is specially lean

Where's prime Kita, we should look at him

[runic whale]

Senchan7 pixiv

[sudden sundial]

Smaller than Meisho but also lean

[runic whale]

She's small but very lean: again, mirrored on her Uma version via breasts

[sudden sundial]

Beautiful Kita. I'm sorry brown horses but you're too common. We need more blacks and greys and whites and whatever the hell Bourbon had going on

[runic whale]

This Senchan7 person draws nothing but uma with abs

[runic whale]

The one white hoof

Did he step on paint

[sudden sundial]

It's her catapult foot

[runic whale]

Senchan7
mommy?sorrymommy?sorrymommy?sorrymommy?sorry

I'm trying to find if senchan7 did meisho doto

i need to see her real muscles translated into her

They seem to draw how toned they are based on their irl horse that's pretty cool

I want thighs like gold ship so one day i can cosplay as haru urara and run 1000m dirt

(track and field)

Senchan7 also is an umaXuma person

I wanna post fuji kiseki but why she forgot to button up

Do horse texts say anything about it

[sudden sundial]

I only says this

Her race outfit is considered to be one of the most “sexiest/revealing” in the project due to its chest window. But trainers were really surprised when they left her race outfit virtually intact when it was revealed during Hishi Amazon’s scenario, since they were changing race outfits that either were super revealing or to match personalities/silk colours better.

Eluded the censors somehow, or they forgot about her

[runic whale]

"eluded censors" goldship..????? Hishi Ama wedding??!

More skin than the fuji kiseki outfit

I guess that text predates this?

I wonder if hishiama's owners loves this hishiama as much as seiun sky's owner loves umamusume seiun sky

based

[ruby mirage]

my first 8* uma

[runic whale]

Senchan7 pixiv

me when typhoon season Philippines

[ruby mirage]

😭

[lapis elbow]

He ded

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-horse-haru-urara-horse-gif-13578083347716446666

[sudden sundial]

I'm really starting to dislike the fat weeb

[blissful spade]

is there an example your referincing or trope or just in general irl?

or all 3?

[sudden sundial]

Grass Wonder got fat eating grass, and she's a weeb because she's an American horse that gaslights people into think she's Japanese

The horse did no wrong but the trainee is certified glue

[runic whale]

Grass wonder got fat because he ate dandelions

I love grass wonder she's adorable

Spe-chan what about me

I can finally run with you spe-chan

[ruby mirage]

grass wonder is cute

[runic whale]

Funny fact:
Gold Ship had to retake his gate exam

And thus being (at the time) the only 6-time g1 Winner to retake the gate exam, only horses that haven't raced take the gate exam

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gold-ship-gold-ship-horse-goldship-gif-4112349788114249616

[runic whale]

Fat

[ruby mirage]

https://bsky.app/profile/shiro7531.bsky.social/post/3lzg5fl5k3s2g

白色園 (@shiro7531.bsky.social)

カレンチャン！
#umamusume

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Bluesky · Sep 22, 2025, 9:56 AM

[ruby mirage]

Checked my veteran umas and this is actually my 2nd 8* uma. Goldship was 5 stam + 3 speed.

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1noivbl/this_horse_won_a_g1_while_pregnant/

Deep Impact lore, his dam to be specific

[fervent flame]

my favourite bit of unintentional comedy from this game is seeing the models of some of the girls doing stuff with the most extreme stonecold serious expression in their faces
I don't know what it is about it but it results in a very humorous visual especially the more ridiculous/strenuous the action is

[runic whale]

Calstone Light O is born with that face

[sudden sundial]

That's it, I'm glueing Grass Wonder forever

She's joining Freak in the unwanted pile

[runic whale]

WHAT

why

[sudden sundial]

She sucks

Terrible trainee, terrible career, terrible events

[runic whale]

wow

thats very mean

never be mean to horses

[runic whale]

Would special week fall for anyone if it wasn't suzuka racing or did she fall in love with Suzuka

Like if it was El racing would she have been obsessed with her instead

[runic whale]

Lunatic monster

Stay Gold is popular with the girls

[runic whale]

Kuwait Fine, the only direct successor of Tokai Teio has passed away 🙁

[blissful spade]

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nvlmocofxzi2zg4qowksmog/post/3lzmrv6icpk2k

Angie (@charmwitch.bsky.social)

SIGHS

Reposts

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Bluesky · Sep 25, 2025, 1:19 AM

[ruby mirage]

TIL that mejiro ryan was named after the mlb pitcher nolan ryan

[runic whale]

yes

thats why shes wearing the baseball shirt

[ruby mirage]

also umamusume adverts has appeared in mlb games this season

[runic whale]

yeeeeeeeeeees

spread it

[sudden sundial]

WTF

[runic whale]

Teiooooooooo

wtf how

she failed a 0%

[sudden sundial]

Triple glue

[runic whale]

dont worry teio your wife will save you

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-umamususme-tokai-teio-mejiro-mcqueen-gif-12968631244012441354

[sudden sundial]

When did they add a career besides URA? First anniversary?

[novel depot]

I think it was half anniversary. It will likely be closer to four months on global.

[runic whale]

half anniversary

its pretty bad

the career to look out for is DYI

and l'arc

[novel depot]

Still a bit better than URA I think

[sudden sundial]

Yeah

Or at least a change of pace

[runic whale]

just a bit

i find l'arc fan

fun

[ruby mirage]

Can't believe the umas have to go france /s 😔

[lean brook]

Probably gonna start watching this this weekend

[runic whale]

Ikr

It's kind of hard to win actually

In the Prix you face against Montjeu

And a couple Japanese horses

And yes, there are special background umas for the overseas races

iirc there are actually overseas races you can join

Baby spe

This reminds me of those animations where it's haru and tsuyoshi as babies and hanging out with symboli rudolf

Ig dadboli rudolf is taking care of them

I don't know who made this, i searched far and wide

https://youtu.be/HhNZPd5Z6VQ?si=8uibmQ-VXtzZKsgc

There we go

Hello wife

[sudden sundial]

Oh so that's the channel these come from

[runic whale]

Best mom

King Halo was born a mom

We can kill her mom tho

Ummm i mean

Give her an offer she can't refuse

I'm glad i found it i love these animations

mmmm

I'm richer in JP

[ruby mirage]

new scenario record with bakushin

accidently gave her grass wonder's unique skill during the run

[sudden sundial]

It's glue, I'm afraid

[ruby mirage]

was meant to give her seiun's skill 😭

[blissful spade]

screenshots?

yooooooooooo

[runic whale]

There's a similar word in my language to umapyoi and i just think of umamusume whenever i read it now lol

Umapoy/Umaapoy

means Smoking/Burning

[lime stream]

I guess I mentally parse it as "horse-boing" in lieu of any real meaning for the word

there's a horse plinko joke in there somewhere

[runic whale]

Uma pyoi horse hop

I bet this would be a hit in PH based Umamusume groups

[lime stream]

in Silent Hill F, the local middle school has pet rabbits, one of which is named "Urara-chan"

[lean brook]

I always think of Ash Blossom

I dont have an emote of her so here is her feet

[runic whale]

Feet in the umamusume channel???

.... Ahahaha

Not like I've talked about feet in the channel before

[runic whale]

There's like a horse on the JP database named Haru Uraraka

https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001360925/

As of 2025 this Haru Uraraka has 0 wins

Unfortunately, she seems to be a gatefiller

She already raced 14 times in 2025 and we're only halfway into the year what the fuck

Haru urara raced every month this horse raced twice every month

Not even podium

She's also related to deep impact

.... I'm not sure and I don't want to assume but

It's like Haru Urara all over again

Haru had the potential to actually win, being a direct descendant of winners and all

She just... Lacked training

[ruby mirage]

Haru Urara nearly won one race but lost by a head and finished 2nd.

[runic whale]

She also was theorized to win her retirement race

But the evil woman didn't want her to race her retirement because she mightve won

And that's no bueno, can't milk haru urara anymore

Haru Uraraka is related to Staygo, Deep Impact and Sunday Silence

That actually makes a full circle in her pedigree lol

Stego is a loser holy shit only 4 wins and it was at the end of his career

Sorry 6 wins

He won twice early

They keep trying him for the tenno sho

[sudden sundial]

Start a new career, first turn there's 5 horses on Speed training

Blessed run?

[runic whale]

Why does Sweep Tosho have a thing for serious girls

Except for Stego and Kitasan

But Orfevre and Duramente?

She got around

FIREBALL.

[sudden sundial]

EXPLOSION

[runic whale]

The brat is cute

I'll give her that

Apparently she's one of the hardest careers ever because of her mooddowns

[sudden sundial]

Witch vibes and big hats are always cute

[runic whale]

Her entire lineage is also witch/broom related

18* spark on Witchery

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-sweep-tosho-witch-broom-gif-5400564862038782260

Fantasia-ass broom

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/sweep-tosho-uma-uma-musume-gif-26020018

Ok fine you can have my everything

[ruby mirage]

Yada yada monster

[sudden sundial]

I don't know what it is about Teio that makes it so difficult to get an A rating

[runic whale]

Gentildonna

[sudden sundial]

I keep having runs with great luck and trainings and I can barely get one stat to A

[runic whale]

She don't need to be gentil with mie

The ears and tail are so expressive in umamusume

[ruby mirage]

"I watch it for the ears"

[sudden sundial]

[runic whale]

Air shakur is ADORABLE

She's so loud, brash and a fucking nerd

Like, she acts like that but she's apparently very smart and made her own AI

She's not just a punk, she's your average IT college student

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

I have never won the Hot Spring ticket with Haru, I wonder if she's coded to have worse luck

[novel depot]

And how many runs did you do with Haru so far?

[sudden sundial]

44

[runic whale]

You yourself have bad luck

If she was coded to lose, it would be her debut race

My only B Haru only lost arima kinen but other than that it was a flawless 13/14

The only times i won hot spring ticket was when i was bad at the game

HOLY hsit ell contorl

I didn't know you were pretty beautiful

Praise the sun as the Aztecs say

[naive anchor]

https://youtu.be/6d1EG_LFs0M

only posting this video for The Creature

[fervent flame]

Doing anything except training

[runic whale]

YOOOOOO

SILENCE SUZUKA'S VA IS PERFORMING LIVE IN A PHILIPPINE SHOW!!!

Suzuka is going to the Philippines

She will heal the Philippines

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

i got my first hot spring ticket win with mcqueen

[sudden sundial]

Not sure if that's dignity calling...

[runic whale]

Holy yap

I wonder if teio matches her yap

Champions talking

The lesbians/gays

[sudden sundial]

Flirting

[runic whale]

Polyship idea
Teio McQueen Golshi

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/NdPMa7uxCcI irl orfevre

[runic whale]

Mlem

The irl horse is so silly

[potent trail]

how can one not love bakushin, even her slacker dialogue is great

(i didnt notice i picked up slacker )

this baku run is kinda all around sloppy but thats okay, i love you horse

my bourbakurice agenda......

[sudden sundial]

Holy shit

BourbRice is top tier shipping

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mg2kp2/rice_and_bourbon_at_the_claw_machine/

Baku can watch and loudly narrate how gay they are

[ruby mirage]

Mihorice is underrated

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nt5e3f/meanwhile_in_a_mirror_world/

Real kachow moment

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I RECENTLY SAW RICE AND BOURBON HOLDING HANDS! HOW TOUCHING, THEY HAVE A VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP!
-Bakushin

[runic whale]

Yes it is

People prefer the one where it's Bourbon and Trainer tho

I no likey

The only straight ship I could get behind in umamusume is Torena-san and the trainer girl of Team Rigil

[sudden sundial]

All trainer ships suck, except Rudolf x Trainer because it brings out moe gap in her

[runic whale]

Phew

I thought I was alone on the Uma X Trainer sucks front

I am hypocritical tho

Because i want to be the wife of everyone on the top most tier

Wife isn't an accurate descriptor actually

Servant

TRAINER SHIP IDEA

The girl from Rigil

X

Um

Idk

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Regular King Halo

[runic whale]

Not bullseye charming

How do you even get those anyway

I got bullseye practice perfect in JP idk how i got it

[ruby mirage]

Some umas have events that give them the double circle conditions

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ntd50a/urara_noooooo/

[runic whale]

10gb??

Wtf is the update about

[sudden sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908547375214243841/1422198979671752800/image0.jpg?ex=68dbcd83&is=68da7c03&hm=2ce28d9af920016547c7468674a20cc7d8f2f53ae0fd8824664d54eec24e4987&

[runic whale]

Hah

I'm also an azur lane player and i married Laffey

I have an attachment to my starter ship

[sudden sundial]

I never played AL but it's funny

I didn't know they also do the T thing in fanart

[runic whale]

Not on the head but yes

Mostly just faceless man

What i don't like about trainer art is, they're always depicted as male

Unless they're the best torena ever

[naive anchor]

sending the Golshi that kills you

[runic whale]

Laffey would fit in Umamusume

She could be point flag

Short wife short husband

[sudden sundial]

Running an ungodly deck for pure points

[ruby mirage]

source: REvannMan on 🐦

[sudden sundial]

What is she so flutered about, it's probably her 5th confession that day alone

[sudden sundial]

16k points from that run

[novel depot]

I do basically that since the start of the event. During the last event I discovered that you can probably get the biggest bonus if you DON'T train the uma with the bonus, so that you can add her support card to the deck for a bigger bonus.

I spam Sakura Bakushin O, since you can complete her career with like two decent speed cards and the rest being a bunch of random stuff.

Only about 105k points until I hit 700k.

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, assuming the event has more than two horses

Last one was only Air Groove and MTG

I gave up on completeing it when you can only run one and their cards suck

[novel depot]

The last one also had Mejiro Dober, which you might have had as R, but the event unlocked an SSR as you went. Hishi Akebono and Kawakami Princess were also an option, but you probably wouldn't have them unless you pulled on the banner.

I had a decent SR Air Groove in my deck, and was borrowing MTG. Just like now I borrow El Condor Pasa.

[sudden sundial]

Idk, I swear I scoured my deck and the only things with % on them was the trainees

I did run Dober for a while after I realised it, but that's it

[novel depot]

On the event page in the upper right corner there is a button explaining the event bonus. It will highlight in orange what you have in your collection, both umas and cards.

[sudden sundial]

Oh

[runic whale]

JP has a urara that gaps everyone in arima kinen

[runic whale]

Just kiss already

I like how Spica pays NO MIND to their fighting

Like it's just something they do everyday lmao

There's a reason why they aren't roommates and director akikawa made sure they weren't near each other in the dorms

If yous rivals for 4 years, then you aren't rivals anymore, you're married and gay1

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1miaslj/bakushin_yippee_in_her_language/

[sudden sundial]

Yeah that suits her

[runic whale]

YIPPEE creature bakushin

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nu1b1r/peak_joy_following_the_emperors_path_behold_the/

She's never been happier

[runic whale]

what about when shes with mcqueen

that may be the only time ngl

[sudden sundial]

If she was with McQueen who was also wearing Rudolf's racing outfit, that's her peak for sure

[runic whale]

They do that every night

"teio please don't make me wear Prez's racewear again"

[runic whale]

FUN fact?

Mejiro McQueen was called the "wife of Sunday Silence"

Gay ship irl

Sunday Silence would throw a monstrous fit if mejiro mcqueen isn't in the same pasture to the point that he only calms down if mcqueen is around

[ruby mirage]

https://derpibooru.org/images/3682581 pony stego

[sudden sundial]

Missing a tag. "Stay Gold gets all the mares"

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ntmla2/i_know_we_all_love_umas_but_lets_dedicate_some/

"humans" of tracen academy

[runic whale]

Lmao i love the detail of the fake ears

I HAVE A THEORY

THEY'RE "FAKE HUMANS" BECAUSE UMAS AREN'T ALLOWED RUN GOVERNMENT AGENCIES

[ruby mirage]

Stego randomly in the pic

[runic whale]

I love director akikawa nyaah

?? Wtf

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Teio is the only normal one

[ruby mirage]

why two umas are flying

[runic whale]

Because tail

Helicodolf

[ruby mirage]

source: @kotatudogs2 from 🐦

[ruby mirage]

every post like this has a doakes reaction in the comments

[runic whale]

There's not enough appreciation for Tazuna and Akikawa

[ruby mirage]

i need to get tazuna ssr card

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mzz1se/what_is_tazuna_hiding_by_realtyronestash/

[sudden sundial]

The seed is strong

[runic whale]

Hah

Nice nature, don't be a bootlicker! Stop laughing at Prez's unfunny jokes!

NN: Bootlicker? (she actually loves her jokes)

[runic whale]

HASHIRE HASHIRE UMAMUSUME

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/jay-i-guess/795141080121262080/i-love-every-interaction-with-these-two

[runic whale]

cute

smooooooooooooool

shes so smol

nishino flower would be in tracen's moral committee

[runic whale]

i love daitaku helios

IM HER NUMBER 1 MAINSQUEEZE

[sudden sundial]

wtf when do the monthly shops reset if not on the 1st?

[runic whale]

the 1st

it has a timer

[sudden sundial]

It's already the 1st

[potent trail]

presumably its still 30th in-game and will reroll in 3 n half hours

at least it always starts a "new day" at 5pm for me

[runic whale]

its UTC not JP time iirc

for JP server it wouldve been a new day already

[sudden sundial]

UTC has been on the 1st for 11 hours

[runic whale]

then idk what time it is on

just calm down its simply a game

[sudden sundial]

Even Hawaii is on the 1st, so no idea

[runic whale]

for a new day its almost on like 2AM for me

[potent trail]

JST

so, japan

[sudden sundial]

Yeah so when Japan hits midnight and changes to the 2nd global moves on to the 1st, extremely strange system no idea why they'd do a day-behind system

I wonder if it's for the distant future, they want JP to stay ahead even when global catches up, very Japanese of them

[runic whale]

speed power stamina

[novel depot]

If they didn't delay by a day, we would have most of the world complaining that it's too early, since they would still be on the last day of the previous day.

[runic whale]

Guys have i complained about a 10gb download for Umamusume jp here??

Or have I gone crazy

I remember complaining about it yesterday then a quake hit

[novel depot]

*previous month

[novel depot]

Two days ago, actually #1393352554724986954 message

[runic whale]

So i wasn't going crazy

Umamusume JP made me download an update again

[sudden sundial]

Damn they broke the shoe club

[sudden sundial]

I hate Grass Wonder

(Still hate Grass Wonder)

[potent trail]

saving my pulls for. well not sure yet, but i wasnt very interested in current banners

whenever air shakur or nishiho flower releases, i guess

[sudden sundial]

Yah now that I have LUCHADOR CONDOR I'm good for life

[runic whale]

You'd accumulate 100,000 carats

[sudden sundial]

Everything else I want is in the backlog, like Kachow and Oguri

[runic whale]

I love Air shakur

She's mean, lean, and a fucking nerd

[potent trail]

oh, and if theres any alt costume bakushin

i need every single bakushin

id also like to pull bourbon but like, maybe she'll happen as i pull for someone else

[sudden sundial]

There's one outfit for Baku in the future, don't ask me when

Sports festival Bakushin

[potent trail]

channeling urara vibes

[runic whale]

The assumption is 3 years into the future

I want still in love now

But that's like

5 years or something

4.5 anniversary, atleast

[potent trail]

hard goals? baku can do it for you

best horse who can get 30 graded (!) wins, you can!

[sudden sundial]

Just bakushinned all over the place

[ruby mirage]

Absolute Bakushin

[potent trail]

doctor please, my horse, she collects diseases like pokemon

[sudden sundial]

That Rice Shower looks weird

[potent trail]

"ah, the plus 30 energy event, right before summer camp. well the extra energy is nice since im not cappef and night owl just ate some. we already got slow metabolism this run, plus its a ten percent chance, so sureloooooooooohhh noooooooooooOO-"

do it for the event point bringi, just finish the run for event points....

and then we didnt even ura finale

womp womp woooomp

i dont think we are sending this one to live out days peacefully on a farm

[runic whale]

Glue factory

for art appreciation

Don't make it graphic though, that's last nail in the coffin that made cygames make the No NSFW rule

(Seiun Sky's Owner didn't come across the art, he was tagged in it and it wasn't even the porn type of NSFW )

[runic whale]

I removed her ears

[ruby mirage]

Musume

[runic whale]

And gentildonna too

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

She's Donna now

[ruby mirage]

Going to grind for 400k points in the next 2 days. Using grass wonder (fantasy), goldship speed and king halo power

66% event bonus

[potent trail]

oh nevermind, perhaps she will go to farm usa after all

[runic whale]

Oh this, transfer request

So it isn't a new feature, rather old it seems

The 3 trainees are torena-san, the girl and the one That trains oguri cap

If not that trainer I think it's aoi

[runic whale]

@lime stream have you previously talked about why Uma musume specifically? Since musume could be daughter

[lime stream]

well, in this context it's "just obvious" that musume is being used to mean girl, so there's not much to say about that part

if you mean why musume instead of shoujo or joshi or any of the other words that mean "girl", I never really thought about it, I guess it just sounds better?

(consider "horse lass", "horse gal", "horse chick", "horse maiden", etc )

[runic whale]

Yea this

Thanks for giving me your thoughts! So it's just one of those 🤷‍♂️ moments regarding cygames' decision?

" Why'd you make symboli rudolf and Oguri cap kiss???! "

🤷‍♂️

[sudden sundial]

It just goes better with Uma

[runic whale]

Do you think the reason why they're called Horse Daughter if taken literally is because in a sense they're like the daughters of the real horses they're based on?

Yea uma musume sounds nice

[lime stream]

yeah I think the most serious reason is that all of those m's make a nice sounding title together

sometimes "it sounds good" really is as deep as it gets

but also, "daughter" would not be "literal" here; "girl" is an equally literal meaning of musume, especially when it's the intended one :P

[runic whale]

Maybe their reasoning for the kiss was on the same train of thought with the title

"they look good kissing"

[lime stream]

the fact that musume can mean daughter is more like how in English, a mother saying "my girl" is usually clearly talking about her daughter

[runic whale]

So it's contextual

[lime stream]

yep

[runic whale]

That's cool actually

[lime stream]

now to be fair

"girl" is a relatively neutral word in English, denoting female-ness, implying youth, and not much else

musume also denotes female-ness, implies youth, but it also implies unmarried-ness

that probably means nothing in this specific context

but, you know, it's a thing

[runic whale]

They're all single and gay

[lime stream]

another totally meaningless fun fact

the kanji 娘 for musume contains the kanji 女 "woman" and 良 "good"

[sudden sundial]

Oh

So it's Urara's game

[runic whale]

Omg I'm stupid

I just realized both characters are squished together literally

Kinda like that ae character

Idk why it took me so long lol

[sudden sundial]

That's all of them yes

[lime stream]

kanji get so much easier when you realize how many of them just are other kanji squished

[sudden sundial]

If they're not, they're the root kanjis to everything. Person, tree, moon, numbers

[lime stream]

馬 horse is actually one of the most complicated kanji that's not a combination of others

[sudden sundial]

Best ones are stuff like Gate, open gate and closed gate.

[sudden sundial]

It has the horse legs at the bottom

:)

[lime stream]

oh yeah 門開閉 are a great trio

[runic whale]

The legs on umamusume

Are those starting gates

[lime stream]

門 gate, 開 open, 閉 close

[sudden sundial]

In fact, the kanji for Uma inside the Uma universe is the horse character with two legs instead of four

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I was kind of right

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I think The Ancient Texts had that tidbit somewhere

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Yes

You can Google it and it'll pop up

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I've heard this many times but I've yet to see it in the franchise to confirm

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In the banners iirc

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Fuck was posting the same photo

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I see the Chinese character for horse remains unchanged

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Slight oversight

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You know

What we need in Uma's universe is a Mongol Uma

They gotta be PEAK

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nice

thanks for filling in that gap

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A Mongol uma that's into archery

CYGAMES I AM ON MY KNEES

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If they raced in Japan

And the horse has a jockey that did archery too

Or an owner that also does archery

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Actually with how much Japan loves/idealises archery, I'm surprised we don't have an uma already that has it as a hobby

Not that I know of at least

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speaking of language trivia, although we have exhausted "musume", the 娘 kanji has another reading that's not totally unrelated, if I haven't bored you with this already

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If I'm here then I'm not bored

I would like to study Japanese someday when i have much more time than I do

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so this begins with a different kanji: 子 ko means child
子供 kodomo is the general word for child/children
猫 neko means cat, 子猫 koneko means kitten; same pattern for most baby animals

娘 can also be read "ko", but 子 is gender-neutral, and 娘 very much is not

so this leads to a bunch of odd situations like the JP for "catgirl" being either "neko musume" or just "nekoko", both written 猫娘

and you have some slang terms like "bokukko" (a girl who uses the "boku" pronoun) being written as ボクっ娘

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Is that what they say when we translate it as tomboy or is it something else?

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bokukko is typically translated as tomboy when they can get away with not talking about pronouns directly, yeah

but it's not the only word that might get that translation, another one is お転婆 otenba (or お転婆娘 otenba-musume)

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Full circle

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(as is typical with fuzzy gender words like this, none of the words have identical nuances, etc etc etc)

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Idk which are the tomboys in Uma actually, I assume Mejiro Ryan and Narita Taishin for example, but I haven't look up which ones use boku

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we are not the first to ask this

Tokai Teio

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Ancient Texts does not have a list or include "pronoun" in the horses' sheets, but I did find thid tidbit in Believe's entry

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TM Opera O

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If there's really only 4 uma that use boku I'm honestly surprised

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I'm just scrolling down https://uma-log.net/1985946/ for more uma names

Cheval is there

they say K.S.Miracle used "ore", lol

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lmao

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that might be it for this source

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Damn, I can't believe Mejiro Ryan doesn't use boku

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that makes sense to me actually

boku also has a connotation of childishness which fits e.g. Teio, but Ryan feels a bit too mature for that

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Sure

But, I mean, look at her

And she's into baseball

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I guess Ryan's not childish enough for boku and not domineering enough for ore so she goes for the standard watashi

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The only way to make her more tomboy is to give her a tan

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still, this is a perfect example of why "bokukko" and "tomboy" are different words

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I'mma call her a tomboy in denial

Wait is Hishi Amazon the only tanned horse?

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I feel like there's another

Neo might know

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Ah right

Simboly Kris

That's the only two tho

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-symboli-kris-s-1st-place-gif-10376298412416477369

Damn she inherited the aura

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So I hear otenba rarely enough that I never properly looked up its definition before, despite absorbing enough vibes to tell that simply declaring it identical to "tomboy" is not quite right, and this seems like a good way to wrap up the whole topic.

In English, "tomboy" gets definitions like "a girl or young woman who generally expresses masculine traits"
In Japanese, おてんば gets definitions like 若い女性が、恥じらいもなく、活発に行動すること meaning "a young woman who acts lively and shameless"

Why everyone decided these words were valid translations of each other is left as an exercise to the reader

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lmfao

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Symboli?

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She isn't a tomboy in denial

Born a tomboy, wants to be like her sisters

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There's also one of the legends

Or goddesses

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Like, she wants to grow out her hair and style it and McQueen commented on how it looks cool already

Symboli Kris S, Darley Arabian

And HishiAma

The three goddesses are named after the founding stallions

Darley Arabian, The Godolphin Arabian and The Byerley Turk

Cygames please more tanned/brown umas