#Metroid

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runic pasture
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For those who love exploring and finding things to explore more!

cursive elk
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What?

runic pasture
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Metroid games

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Metroid

final horizon
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Y cant metroid crawl

final horizon
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Zero Mission

wet flint
final horizon
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Is there any way to lock Samus in place to aim like dred

winter saddle
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nope, the old school Metroids all do 8 directions of shooting only

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only Dread (and the Primes) get access to the advanced technology of ✨ analog sticks ✨

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so a typical part of (Super, or) ZM or Fusion combat is picking one of the 8 directions (well, 5 when you're on the ground) and then running a little forward to get the angle right

wet flint
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You can hold L to make her aim at an angle up or down, though

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While you run around

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Or crouched or standing still

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Or hanging on a ledge

winter saddle
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well, I didn't want to provide the "have you tried pressing every button?" level of gameplay advice ppenk

wet flint
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Heh

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There's a fair bit you can do

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vertically up or down as well

winter saddle
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unless Cap says otherwise I'm gonna assume they managed that much lol

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iirc Dread also let you aim while ledge-hanging and stuff like that so I wouldn't worry about it

wet flint
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It does, yeah

final horizon
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Can you really not fire missiles upwards??

winter saddle
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you can definitely fire missiles up lol (and diagonally)

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but I don't recall if you have missiles at all yet

final horizon
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I do

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It's not working for some reason

winter saddle
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are you... holding the equivalents of R and up?

final horizon
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Yes

winter saddle
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(we can't really debug "it's not working")

final horizon
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Okey it works sometimes

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Now I'm frustrated

wet flint
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Ohhhh

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Your keyboard might have little to no key rollover

final horizon
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What

wet flint
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What keyboard do you have? (I assume you're playing with a keyboard and not a gamepad)

final horizon
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The keyboard attached to my laptop

wet flint
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Yeah... your keyboard might not be capable of sending 3+ simultaneous keypresses correctly

final horizon
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Fucking of course

wet flint
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That's called key rollover. Usually keyboards will support 8 or 10 key rollover, fancy ones support n-key rollover meaning any amount of keys pressed will signal correctly. But budget keyboards might only support 2-5, but I haven't seen rollover that low in ages...

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It's just a theory, mind

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In principle you should be able to press D-pad up + R + fire to fire missiles upwards...

final horizon
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I can fire upwards

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But not missiles upwards

wet flint
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Hmmmm

winter saddle
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aren't some keyboards better about this with "modifier keys" like ctrl/shift/alt?

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might be worth trying a rebind

wet flint
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Yeah, some are. A lot of cheaper keyboards will have variable rollover entirely depending on the specific keys being pressed. (Circuitry reasons)

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Changing the key binds might work, yeah

winter saddle
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"variable rollover", that's the fancy term

wet flint
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Basically they'll put several keys on the same circuit, so a given set can't be pressed at the same time but another set can along with the other set

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I don't really know if that's the exact term, though

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But makes sense to me rdwut

final horizon
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@wet flint look it's Mandalorian but Samus and the Baby

wet flint
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Ohhh I've seen that one before but that's still epic as hell

final horizon
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What about these

wet flint
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Skreeeee

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Ohhh that's amazing

final horizon
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I wish the Baby Metroid didn't die in Super 😩

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It was so cute

wet flint
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Yeahhhhh

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But fun fact, every Metroid that appears after Super is a clone of the baby

final horizon
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Whoa that is a fun fact

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NOOO WAIT

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That's so sad cuz that means Samus has to kill clones of it

wet flint
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Yep.

final horizon
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The fact isn't fun anymore raritysad

wet flint
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Remember the baby was the last living Metroid in Super. Other M shows that the Federation cloned it from the remains that fell on her suit.

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Presumably then the rest after that point are just clones

final horizon
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Unrelated, but Prime takes place before 1/ZM right?

wet flint
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IIRC the timeline is 1/ZM, then Primes 1-3, then Other M then Super....

final horizon
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Ooh okey

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That makes more sense

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So Dread is furthest in the timeline yes?

wet flint
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Yes, Dread is the latest game in the timeline

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Prime 4's place is currently unknown.

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Oh, sorry

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I made an error

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Just to get the whole thing out there:

Metroid NES / Zero Mission (Metroid 1)
Prime 1
Prime Hunters
Prime 2
Prime 3
Federation Force
Metroid II/Samus Returns (Metroid 2)
Super Metroid (Metroid 3)
Other M
Fusion (Metroid 4)
Dread (Metroid 5)

final horizon
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Federation Force
I'm sorry that's canon???

wet flint
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Other M and Federation Force are currently ambiguously canon.

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But if they are, those are where they stand.

final horizon
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Other M will never be canon in my brain 🙂

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Omg billion dollar idea

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A Hyrule Historia but instead of Zelda it's Metroid

wet flint
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The thing is that when Other M came out, Nintendo explicitly insisted it was canon.
But in the years following, and in the marketing material for Dread, Nintendo has conspicuously omitted it from the timeline.

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So the fandom is currently assuming that Other M was retconned.

final horizon
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Hmm

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I just hate how Samus was portrayed in Other M

wet flint
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Federation Force is a... messy question.

wet flint
final horizon
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Haha that's great

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On the opposite end, Samus is portrayed excellently in Dread

wet flint
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Other M had great ideas in it, mind

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And I want them to try again

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But what they did with the writing was GOD AWFUL

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And just brazenly sexist.

final horizon
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Yeahh

wet flint
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But yes, Dread portrayed her correctly

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A powerful badass with emotion and empathy who lets her actions do the talking.

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And she doesn't take shit from anyone. cadancewheeze

final horizon
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GOD

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The fucking Kraid boss fight is so good

wet flint
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RIGHT?

final horizon
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She is completely out of fucks to give

wet flint
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I'm sorry it's a bit of a meme but it's very relevant. (Spoilers for the ending of Metroid Dread)

final horizon
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YES

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Fodkdkrjejsj

wet flint
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It was SO ON POINT

final horizon
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Now I'm remembering the part where Samus just straight up becomes a Metroid

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GOD THIS GAME IS SO GOOD

wet flint
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Yeah, it's amazing.

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Fuck the Omega Cannon, she just gets the Fuck You Beam

final horizon
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Though

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The Raven Beak boss fight is a bitch to do in hard mode

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I'm still stuck on it ppenk

wet flint
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It's a bitch in normal mode

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God, I could BARELY do it

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I'm nowhere close to it in hard mode yet

final horizon
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It would be more tolerable if there were checkpoints in between phases

wet flint
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Yeah

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but I am SUPER CURIOUS what Samus has to do now

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Like, is she stuck in Metroid form?

final horizon
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Didn't she revert back to normal at the end of Dread cuz if she stayed a Metroid she would have drained the ship of it's power?

wet flint
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That was an epic plot twist and they ultimately left it with so many new questions

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Oh yes, you're right

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The X copy of whats-his-name set her back to normal

final horizon
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Yee

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She still has Metroid inside her though

wet flint
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Yeah, no doubt

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It's pretty nuts her genetic code has been changed several times by now

final horizon
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Also his name is Quiet Robe :p

wet flint
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Yeah. I wanted to say Old Bird, but that's the wrong Chozo haha

final horizon
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I mean

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He is an old bird so technically you're right ppenk

wet flint
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Heh

final horizon
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In Prime do you travel to different planets or is it all on one like the 2d games?

wet flint
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In Prime 1 you're running around different regions across Tallon IV, a single planet. In Prime 2 you're running around different regions and a mirror dimension of Aether, a single planet. In Prime 3 you get to go between multiple planets.

final horizon
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I see

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Well

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I think for the next 2d Metroid traveling to different planets would be neat

wet flint
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Yeah

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I'd like to see more of that

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It would be great to see Prime 4 take some of the ideas of 3 further and actually allow you to pilot the gunship.

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You get to command the gunship and use it as a quick travel system in 3.

final horizon
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YES

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Gunship sections would be sooooooo cool

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Lol at this comment btw

wet flint
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Hehehe

pine galleon
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For being one of the greatest evils in the series he is pretty cute

wet flint
pine galleon
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Just me? rdwut

final horizon
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I think Samus and Doomguy would be friends

pine galleon
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Dream crossover game

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Combat of Doom with the exploration of Metroid

final horizon
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Oooh

wet flint
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Samus, Doomguy, and Master Chief would be friends for sure.

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The most ambitious crossover event of the decade.

winter saddle
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I believe I have the Metroid Prime Trilogy working in Dolphin now, going to stream some Prime 1 over in VC

winter saddle
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missles being d-pad down is going to take some getting used to rdwut

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I know I'm not the first to make this joke, but, this aged very strangely ppenk

winter saddle
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woo, I've nearly made it to where the Metroids show up

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wasn't expecting to play this literally all day but apparently that's what we're doing

wet flint
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It’s worth playing all day!

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Prime 1 is love

winter saddle
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why would you need to explicitly forbid "unauthorized metroid feeding"?

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are some of the pirates just feeding them for fun like when we throw bread at birds? ppenk

winter saddle
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oooh I made it to the Omega Pirate fight rdsquee

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I think this is my favorite boss from MP1

final horizon
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Do you think Ridley will ever come back Ix

winter saddle
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what kind of question is that rdwut

final horizon
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What do you mean

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I ask because he wasn't in Dread

winter saddle
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oh

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the joke is he's been revived so many times it's like asking if they'll make another Batman movie

final horizon
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Oh lol

winter saddle
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some version of Ridley was in... I wanna say NES Metroid, Zero Mission, Super, Fusion, MP1 and MP3?

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one of you will correct me on that

final horizon
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And the remake of Metroid 2

winter saddle
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it's weird how little I remember of that remake

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anyway, OMEGA PIRATE FIGHT

pine galleon
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I need to finish Prime but that game over screen is seriously discomforting, reminds me of a bad time

winter saddle
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phew

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...wow, I must've done a lot of pausing if it took me 20+ minutes to beat that ppenk

wet flint
final horizon
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Lmao

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They're so cuuuuuuute though

winter saddle
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sometime after I wrote that, I came across an unrelated pirate log that said all actual pets in the mines must be disposed of because phazon madness made them dangerous trixiesad

wet flint
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Yep

final horizon
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:((((

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Midnight will you post that one cute Metroid emoji

wet flint
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Prime 2 they order the euthanasia of all “domesticated” Metroids because one of them killed a Space Pirate.

final horizon
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Thank

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I love him

wet flint
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He’s so squishy!

final horizon
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Isn't the Metroid amiibo squishy

wet flint
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Yes!

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I think the only intentionally squishy amiibo

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Same thing with the Nintendo World Metroids

final horizon
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I want one really bad

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Omg really

pine galleon
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Hey it’s the baby

final horizon
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I might need to get one

wet flint
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You can hunt them down on Amazon sometimes

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And they’re not too expensive

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They come in two sizes

pine galleon
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Ice broom at the ready

wet flint
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Smol edition

pine galleon
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chomp

wet flint
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Oh, also

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This is now up for preorder

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Preorders will be open from 27th September 2022 (Tue) from 12:00JST until 10th November 2022 (Thu) at 12:00JST.

final horizon
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12,500 is about 125 bucks isn't it?

pine galleon
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I have no money for it trixiesad
Perhaps I should gather items from some alien planet, leave the planet completely overpowered (possibly blow it up) and then sell the items to afford it

wet flint
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My preorder in the US shop was $86.99, total cost after tax and shipping $100.33

final horizon
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Oh that's not bad at all

wet flint
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here's the US page

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And yeah, the Figma statues are great

final horizon
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She's so pretttyyyyyy

wet flint
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RIGHT?!

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Varia Suit figma with photobombing Chocobo.

pine galleon
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Samus is well acquainted with beaked creatures

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Also at a glance I thought there was an EMMI at the bottom and I was ready to start panicking

wet flint
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Heh

final horizon
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God both of these figures are gorgeous

wet flint
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I don't have an EMMI figure yet

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However I do have a bunch of 3D printable parts to build one

wet flint
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Just haven't tried doing that yet

pine galleon
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I’ve seen and played so much horror stuff and yet the EMMIs scare me more than most of it

wet flint
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What's great about the EMMIs is that they don't hide in the shadows.

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You just can't stop them

final horizon
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Have you guys seen Vinesauce Joel do the frame perfect EMMI counter like 5 times in a row

pine galleon
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I hate their mechanical precision, their creepy little beepboops

wet flint
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I love them so much

pine galleon
final horizon
wet flint
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Five times? Damn, my best was three

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Bahaha that was great

final horizon
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I love the panicked controller mashing when he gets frozen

wet flint
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To be fair that's exactly my response too haha

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Nonononononononono

final horizon
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Lmao me too

pine galleon
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Still have a poster I got with Dread that I’ve not put up yet

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But which side

final horizon
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Hmm

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I think I like the top one more

pine galleon
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Aye, if I wanted to see the box art I’d look at the box

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Or the Switch menu

wet flint
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Same

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I think I have that poster buried somewhere too

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As a My Nintendo reward

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Although I think the My Nintendo edition is holographic whereas the preorder variant wasn't

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Could be wrong

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This Metroid channel deserves a thumbnail D:

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Can the mods add one?

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Or only the poster?

final horizon
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Sadly you can't add a picture after the post has already been created :(

wet flint
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That's so silly D:

final horizon
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Yes I agree

pine galleon
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You know what else is silly

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The animals

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Save them always

final horizon
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I don't recognise these animals

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What game are they from

pine galleon
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They’re in Super Metroid, they teach Samus how to shinespark and wall jump

final horizon
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Ooooh

pine galleon
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During the final escape you can return to one of the rooms and they’re in there, you can blow a hole in the wall to save them and you’ll see one tiny pixel flying off Zebes and that’s them

wet flint
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That screenshot is from the end of Fusion

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But yeah, they're from Super and Samus meets them again in Fusion

final horizon
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Friends

wet flint
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Which means saving them is the canon choice.

winter saddle
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woo, all 12 artifacts

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aaand I completely forgot this is where Ridley finally shows up

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I was all psyching myself up for Prime rdwut

winter saddle
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hm, phase 2 of that fight is way too fiddly, not sure if that's an aiming controls issue or a tiny hitbox or what, but for what felt like 5-10 minutes none of my shots to his chest did any damage, and then eventually I finally was doing damage again and just barely won

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google shows other people saying this so at least it's not just me

wet flint
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It wants you to be somewhat close and directly in front, basically

winter saddle
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nah, that definitely wasn't it

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half the shots that did do damage were over 45 degrees to the side

winter saddle
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finally done with mod stuff, so I'm gonna turn the stream back on for the final boss

winter saddle
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how delightfully average sweetiedumbfabric

final horizon
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Did you play this entire game in one day

winter saddle
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two days ish

winter saddle
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by the end of that my left hand was getting a little sore from holding the lock-on trigger lol

winter saddle
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gonna play Metroid Prime 2 now, because of course I am

winter saddle
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yeah, the scan visor is totally OP

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"btw, the button to open this door is in another dimension"

wet flint
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Hahaha yeah, the scan visor yields some surprisingly absolute information like that

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Which begs some questions about how it works

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"We checked the chronology of this object and found it is in a parallel timeline"

winter saddle
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aaaaaand then it does this ppenk

wet flint
winter saddle
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"just take two steps forward, I'll do the analysis once you've absorbed it"

wet flint
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The Chozo and the Luminoth knew each other, but it's plausible that the Luminoth could build something that the Chozo scanner couldn't identify since they are on similar tech levels.

winter saddle
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the really fun parts for overthinking are when the scan visor starts editorializing or filling in historical details

wet flint
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I do have to wonder what kind of AI she has.

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It even makes predictions and conjecture.

winter saddle
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"Recommend maximum firepower" ponee

wet flint
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The ship AI isn't sentient, though.

winter saddle
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"but also, none of your weapons do any damage except the color-coded beam"

wet flint
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How convenient.

winter saddle
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I do appreciate that they acknowledge the language barrier in-universe

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so many doors in this game are blocked by translator module upgrades cadancewheeze

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finally found a planet with no Chozo ruins on it and this is what we get

wet flint
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It's amazing that the Luminoth have mutually incompatible writing systems.

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Sufficiently so that the translator software can't deal with it

winter saddle
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and that all are in sufficiently common use to appear on doors in the same room

wet flint
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One might assume it's largely them lamenting about lamps.

winter saddle
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with all the real world examples I can think of, either the systems are all mixed together in "normal text", or one of the systems is very old or specialized

wet flint
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Or they're just, for some reason, all mutually incompatible encryption schemes.

winter saddle
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behold the alien anthro moth defending the sacred lamp

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he has tasked us with making it even brighter

wet flint
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MÄKE LÄMP

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I love that the room is also being orbited by tiny moths just to further emphasize how mothy they are.

winter saddle
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come to think of it, the Chozo planets are a bit lacking in regular birds

wet flint
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It's true. Any flying thing was either a Metroid or a bat or insect a flying sea pancake.

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Or a space pirate with a jetpack.

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But birds? I can't really think of any.

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Prime 2 has some birds in the skybox that you can shoot in some places

winter saddle
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oh, here's a perfect example of "editorializing":

wet flint
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Yeah. Conjecture capable AI is really interesting.

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It’s even plausible speculation.

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(Basically it’s right almost every time)

winter saddle
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oh, AND it has a sense of humor

wet flint
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Just don’t think too much about it

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Ha, yeah I’ve always found that one interesting

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There are some further interesting ones in 2 and 3

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I guess it makes sense from a pure writing standpoint as long as you’re not trying to make the player think about how it works

winter saddle
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...shriekbats are rodents? starlightstare

wet flint
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Well, bats are mammals, rodents are a subset of mammals…

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But they’re not even closely related

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Despite looking like rats

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That’s weird

winter saddle
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also, from the MLP perspective, "shriekbat" is a fairly redundant name

wet flint
winter saddle
winter saddle
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oh, and the same room has a barely living pirate being periodically Metroid-ed so the other pirates can use the life energy as a power source flutterhellodarkness

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boy is it hard to feel bad about slaughtering these guys lol

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yeah you're right, there's way more "Metroids are not pets" stuff in the 2nd game lol

final horizon
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Oh no poor baby :c

winter saddle
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Science team believes the Metroids can be trained. After several cycles of trying, I believe science team has vapor for brains.

final horizon
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Oh no

winter saddle
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eeeee I made it to the first Dark Samus fight rdsquee

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yep, still a great fight

winter saddle
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of all the things for me to suffer my first death of the trilogy on

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why the Alpha Blogg abflat

winter saddle
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the thoroughness is appreciated

wet flint
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For when you want to be very sure it’s dead.

winter saddle
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Sanctuary is definitely my favorite area of MP2

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I am sooooo ready to get Spider Ball again

wet flint
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Music is jamming too

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Quadraxis is probably my favorite boss fight too in MP2

winter saddle
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I completely forgot about rezbits and quad cm/bm but I'm already enjoying these enemies

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I feel like I'm using a lot of super missiles, but I seem to have the ammo for it

wet flint
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Yeah, spamming super missiles becomes pretty easy after a point

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I abuse them a lot rdwut

winter saddle
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how appropriate, another missile expansion

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that brings me to 100

wet flint
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Upcoming 20th anniversary album as a tribute to Prime 1

winter saddle
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geez, I think this is the 3rd time I've hit a glitch that forced me to restart my whole session

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I wonder how much of this is my laptop vs the game vs general emulation weirdness

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(this time I got stuck inside an object that shouldn't have existed any more)

winter saddle
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oh right, forgot to start the stream today ppenk

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good news: googling around and fiddling with the emulator settings has massively improved the performance, turns out MP Trilogy is known to struggle in Dolphin and precompiling shaders mitigates that

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apparently the biggest issue is that whenever you open the map in an MP game... you're loading the entire actual world into memory rdwut

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anyway, I'm one key away from the sky temple / last part of MP2

winter saddle
winter saddle
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(honestly, that's probably because I got lost more often, which is mostly my own fault / lesser focus from doing this on weekdays)

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(and as mentioned above there were more lag struggles, that likely contributed to the time if only indirectly)

final horizon
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Who would win in a fight Batman or Samus

wet flint
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Samus.

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Bruce isn't really capable of accidentally blowing up planets like Samus is.

final horizon
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Lmao

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Okey next one

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Who would win in a fight Doomguy or Samus

winter saddle
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I want to say Samus has a more varied arsenal, and her tech (defensive and offensive) is constantly evolving / upgrading rather than being an ancient relic from millenia ago

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but I think Doomguy moves around faster in combat, so she'd at least have to try to not get overwhelmed by that

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kinda like the Dark Samus 2 fight where Dark Samus keeps going into Boost Ball mode and you can disrupt it with a well-timed charge beam

final horizon
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Hmm perhaps

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But consider

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Doomguy is blessed with basically godhood because of the Divinity Machine

winter saddle
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do we know what "godhood" means? IIRC he can die in all the conventional ways if you stand still and let the enemies pummel him

final horizon
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Alright so

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Bout to get into deep Doom lore here

wet flint
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On the other hand, Samus was able to murder a planet which had functionally infinite energy available to use to try and kill her. (Phaaze)

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And that was just fine.

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The whole thing about Samus is that she allegedly has the ability to take over the universe if she was so inclined, but that doesn't interest her. rdwut
(This can be inferred from a comment from one of her logs in Metroid Fusion)

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Kinda hard to compare to that

winter saddle
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she was referring to SA-X, right?

wet flint
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Yeah, which was copying her at her full power.

winter saddle
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right, but it also had all the scariness of X parasites in general

wet flint
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True

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Since it could asexually reproduce

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And did

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Allegedly about a dozen SA-X were on the station by the time it was destroyed, so I can see that being the crux of the issue

winter saddle
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granted, the power level gap between Samus and everyone else is still implied by all the rest of to be pretty ridiculous

wet flint
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Yeah

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The logs in Prime 2 show that not everyone even believes she's a real person

final horizon
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Doomguy is what's known as a primeval, which is like, the most powerful warrior in the universe. The literal creator of the universe in Doom lore is a primeval as well, and Doomguy canonically defeats him as there can only be one primeval in a universe at a time. Plus, Doomguy canonically doesn't actually need to use guns, he literally just used them because he likes them (at least post Divinity Machine). Berserk power ups are legitimately just Doomguy going "fuck it" and using his bare hands lmao

winter saddle
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I remember that log yeah

wet flint
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Because what she has done is just that unbelievable.

winter saddle
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having (almost) the only Chozo power armor in the known universe certainly helps

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hm, Samus probably is "the most powerful warrior in the universe" as far as the Metroid canon is concerned? it's not like anyone ever beats her (for long), and she is explicitly stated to be nigh-legendary in-universe

wet flint
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Yeah, I think that's the general assumption

winter saddle
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albeit there's nothing particularly cosmological or metaphysical about her

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the Chozo were "just" sufficiently advanced birds, and she's "just" a really effing good bounty hunter, etc

wet flint
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Mhmm. She's just very well trained, genetically augmented and has one of the most advanced suit and weapons system anyone knows of.

final horizon
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As I was typing it out, I realised Samus could maybe also qualify for primeval status, though it's a bit fuzzy on whether or not primeval just means "greatest warrior" or "greatest warrior that was specifically imbued with power of the Dark Lord"

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We can discuss all we want but Kirby could beat both of them teamed up together

wet flint
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Kirby is absurd

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He clearly defies the laws of thermodynamics

final horizon
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Literally a black hole

wet flint
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But Nintendo is right that he's probably the most powerful entity in all of Smash Bros.

final horizon
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I adore him

wet flint
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(Which is why he survives the Tabuu attack, that's literally their rationale)

final horizon
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**Galeem

winter saddle
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Morphology: Kirby
Sentient pink singularity. Metamorph of nigh-unlimited theoretical power. Its abilities, immunities and weaknesses depend on the last creature absorbed. Recommend tricking it into absorbing something with a strong weakness to one of your weapons.

final horizon
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Lol what is this from

wet flint
winter saddle
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I'm imitating the style of Metroid Prime boss scans

final horizon
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Oh lol

final horizon
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It's Been like

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8 years since I played Brawl

winter saddle
wet flint
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Time for Prime 3 pippwiggle

winter saddle
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if Manechat will stop distracting me for a minute maybe I can get out of the starting room rdwut

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so when MP3 was brand new, all these motion control gimmicks in the opening area were a little "whoa, my hands are moving the thing! pippwhoa"

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but now it just feels like we've regressed from the scan visor doing everything for you, to Samus having to literally push buttons by hand again ppenk

wet flint
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Heh yeah

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Everyone caught on to Samus' scanning abilities and decided that mechanical mechanisms were safer than any computerized system. rdsnrk

winter saddle
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...now that you mention it, there is literally a pirate terminal saying that in MP2

wet flint
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It's true. cadancewheeze

winter saddle
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oh crap I need to twist the wiimote

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time for more control rebinding

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man, on paper this is the weirdest keybind setup ever

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1 and 2 - Back and Start
A and B - Right trigger and shoulder
Z and C - Left trigger and shoulder

  • and + - L3 and R3, i.e. pressing the analog sticks in
    Nunchuck stick - Left analog stick
    Simulated Point - Right analog stick
    Simulated Tilt Left and Right - X and B
    Simulated Swing Forward and Backward - Y and A
    D-pad - D-pad
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the - and + are used for visor/beam selection, which I need to constantly do while moving and turning at the same time, so "press left/right stick down then tilt right stick" is a flow I can work into that

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and then all the other buttons I need in combat ended up on triggers and shoulders because my thumbs are busy with the sticks ppenk

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so A/B/X/Y have nothing to do but fake the motion control gimmicks

winter saddle
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ah, so that's what a Space Pirate combat ship looks like

wet flint
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Fun fact, Prime Hack would have been a better way to play the trilogy on PC

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Gives you the option for keyboard & mouse aiming.

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Also comes with several optimizations

winter saddle
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I prefer analog stick to mouse aiming anyway, but gtk

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I should probably clarify: I said "on paper" it's weird because in practice these bindings work really well, at least for me

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they just go against nearly every convention of what controller buttons do except analog sticks move and RT shoots rdwut

winter saddle
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wow, I completely forgot the Federation was using phazon too

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Ridley! rdsquee

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oh I hope the Norion Ridley fight is as good as I remember

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hahaha I completely forgot he ambushes you in the morph ball pipes

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yeah the generator pit fight is still great

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is it actually possible to get Ridley's health to zero in that sequence? I feel like I hit nearly every opportunity to damage him, and it's not like I have many weapons to choose from this early in the game

wet flint
final horizon
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Is Ridley hot

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Or is that just me

wet flint
final horizon
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Yea

wet flint
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…my god, I can just hear that emote.

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Whoever did the sound design for Ridley in ZM and Fusion is a legend.

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So visceral.

final horizon
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Yeah but do you think he's hot or am I crazy

pine galleon
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I dunno I think Ridley might be a bit too quiet in Fusion, really gotta turn up that GBA

wet flint
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Gotta let the neighbors down the street know what you’re up to.

final horizon
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But is he hot???????

wet flint
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I dunno, he’s basically the winged grim reaper of the Metroid universe.

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He’s a lizard boi

winter saddle
#
Wikitroid

​​ This article refers to the recurring boss. For other uses of the name Ridley, see Ridley (Disambiguation). Ridley (リドリー, Ridorī?) is a high-ranking Space Pirate, the archenemy of Samus Aran, and one of the most common recurring characters and antagonists in the Metroid series, appearing in most of the games. He is generally considered the mai...

final horizon
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Yeah and that's not hot to you???

pine galleon
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I love funky looking NES Ridley

final horizon
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I feel like Ix was about to say something but then was shocked by how hot I think Ridley is

winter saddle
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lol

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I don't think I had anything else

wet flint
final horizon
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Damn

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Is this what being bisexual means

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That you like furries and scalies

wet flint
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Ridley has that bara energy if bara energy also included "will turn you into confetti"

final horizon
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What is bara energy

wet flint
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Snrk

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It's a Japanese slang term mostly used in the weeb space to describe burly men in a homoerotic way. rdwut
Like tsundere, it's a specific phenotype commonly used for shipping purposes.

final horizon
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Ah I see

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Yes he does have that

winter saddle
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shall I ping you when I get to the next Ridley fight? (likely tomorrow) rdsnrk

final horizon
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Yeah

winter saddle
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incidentally that "Omega Ridley" fight is my personal favorite Ridley fight in the franchise starlightgrin

wet flint
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Yes

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It's so good

winter saddle
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or at least it was when MP3 was new and I first played it

wet flint
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I also really like the surprise Samus reveal in Prime 3

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After the first major boss fight. Was pretty unexpected in my first playthrough and adds more expression to how the phazon is affecting her.

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Prime 3 has some cool stuff going for it.

winter saddle
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I'm not actually sure what you're referring to... so I guess I'll find out when I see it again lol

wet flint
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Also for creepy sections, Prime 3 is king

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There's one specific segment that freaks me out every time

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Prime 3 definitely went all-in on the dark elements as far as their T rating would let them get away with.

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Fun fact, Prime 3 actually has two game over sequences. One variant for when your HP reaches zero and one for phazon overload.
The game over sequence for when your HP reaches zero in Prime 3 is pretty brutal. The pooling blood is obvious, but if you listen closely you hear Samus' absolutely primal scream in the background underneath a bunch of modulation. rdwut

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I'd bet Jennifer Hale's throat was hurting after that recording session.

winter saddle
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might take a while before I can compare that to the MP1-2 death screams ppenk

wet flint
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Literally the most tortured scream I've heard in a video game rdwut

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But it's so heavily filtered that you might not notice it at first

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Oh, apparently it's in both versions. I thought it was muted in one of them.

pine galleon
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Still gotta finish Prime but I made the mistake of not playing for a while and have forgotten where I’m at

winter saddle
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for some reason this game really does not want me to scan a shriekbat

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it consistently chooses to lock onto the tiny chunk of talloric alloy behind them instead

winter saddle
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am I the only one who makes a point of using Hypermode as little as possible in MP3 just to prove I don't need it? rdsnrk

wet flint
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Maybe tinyscrunch

winter saddle
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...did that Berserker Knight just throw one of the smaller space pirates at me? starlightstare

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yep, he did it twice in a row

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fair enough, they've got so much phazon in them now that they act as semi-decent grenades against me

final horizon
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@winter saddle i tire of waiting for Nintendo to port the Prime trilogy to Switch, what's the best emulator for Gamecube and Wii?

wet flint
final horizon
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Dphins are evil though

winter saddle
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Dolphin is what I'm using, never tried any others to compare

winter saddle
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Just Glue Some Gears on It (And Call It Steampunk) comes to mind

wet flint
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Ha, yep, the Chozo were clearly into decorating the world to hammer in the local theme rdsnrk

winter saddle
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oh joy, I found the room full of post-Metroid corpses

wet flint
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The creepiest part of the game for sure IMO.

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If you’re going into it now

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Although Valhalla is pretty creepy too

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You know, the Metroid breeding programs never seem to go well for the group doing it.

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It never once works out for them and yet they keep trying. rdwut

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Didn’t work for the Chozo, not for the Space Pirates (all FIVE times they tried!), not for the Federation.

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Samus really must be tired as fuck of people trying it because it will inevitably blow up in their faces.

winter saddle
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to be fair, in Metroid Prime 2 it's established that they are getting the power generation they need out of the bred metroids... despite the downsides

wet flint
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Oh really? Been a while since I’ve read those logs

winter saddle
wet flint
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Haha

winter saddle
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hm, I think what they stated explicitly in MP2 was they had no other power source at all, so the fact that anything was working strongly implies their Metroids at least served their purpose, before we blew stuff up and the base was overrun with freed Metroids

wet flint
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Ahhh I could buy that, like it was just the best option available given otherwise limited resources

winter saddle
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yeah, what's definitely stated is that the Aether outpost is severely lacking resources and being battered on all sides

wet flint
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And they, like everyone else, were trapped on the planet so they just did what they could to survive

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Makes sense

winter saddle
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in MP1... were they even breeding Metroids? they definitely had a bunch to study, but the logs about power generation were more like "please replace the central dynamo with geothermal, it's long overdue"

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the Aether outpost had neither of those options

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the other funny part of the MP2 pirate logs was the repeated complaints/concerns that they had nowhere to store all the Metroids they were breeding ppenk

wet flint
winter saddle
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I'm sorry the metroids can fly through walls now? starlightstare

wet flint
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Oh, yep.

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XD

winter saddle
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I really did forget most of this game

wet flint
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Turns out radiation lets you phase into different planes.

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Who knew.

winter saddle
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too bad the wikis only have log book entries, not the other miscellaneous stuff

wet flint
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Yeah

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I like a lot of the flavor entries scattered around the place

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Retro did a great job with that method of storytelling

wet flint
# winter saddle I really did forget most of this game

Fun fact: Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, a game from 2007, makes the first formal acknowledgement of Metroid Dread in one of the scans. Although at the time it was referring to the DS version that they eventually axed.

winter saddle
wet flint
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"As horrifying as is sounds, there are two of them now."

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Bahahaha, yep

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You can just feel the "oh shit oh fuck oh god" coming from that log where they learn about Dark Samus.

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The one about Science Team giving up on trying to replicate Morph Ball tech was my favorite for a long time.

winter saddle
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same

wet flint
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"Fucking Chozos and their stupid bird magic..."

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I think that tech actually is unique to Samus? I’m not aware of any other entity having anything similar. Although the hunters in Prime Hunters had similar analogues from a functional standpoint, the way they folded themselves up was different for each of them. I don’t think any of them were using the principles that Samus uses.

winter saddle
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ok I actually really like fighting the Phazon Metroids, the fact that they keep phasing through my ice missiles but can't dodge my beams makes this way more interesting than your typical Metroid mop-up cycle

wet flint
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Yeah, they definitely made it interesting

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Once you get towards the endgame it gets a bit too easy though

final horizon
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Do they hatch

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Is there a Queen Metroid who lays eggs

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Is this Alien rules

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I need answers

winter saddle
#

IIRC the most complete answer is provided by Metroid 2 showing us several different stages of Metroid growth, and indeed it ends with a https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Queen_Metroid

Wikitroid

A Queen Metroid or Metroid Queen is the largest and most powerful Metroid in the species' standard life cycle. As the Queen, she is the only individual naturally capable of laying Metroid Eggs, making her solely responsible for the reproduction of the entire species when artificial methods such as Beta-Rays are not in use. Only two Queens have b...

final horizon
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Oh so this is why Metroid went extinct, cuz Samus killed their only reproducer or whatever

winter saddle
#

also because the premise of Metroid 2 is "Samus, please exterminate literally every Metroid"

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Narrator: She did not, but she got close

final horizon
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Almost every metroid

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Except for babby

winter saddle
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yep

final horizon
#

And herself

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Wait no she didn't have Metroid dna yet

winter saddle
final horizon
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Is she still part Metroid after Dread?

winter saddle
#

dang it, I was hoping I could just fast travel to the third bomb part but the game's too smart for that

wet flint
final horizon
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Yea I think all the Quiet Robe X did was dampen the absorbing powers from her so she could use her ship

wet flint
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Agreed.

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Eliminating the Metroid DNA as an X would be… impressive.

final horizon
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Yea lmao

wet flint
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Since Metroids would normally just absorb them.

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That is a good question, though. What now, then? Did Quiet Robe X dampen it sufficiently so that it won’t happen again in an unstable manner, or did he just buy her time? I’m sure the Federation would be just thrilled to learn that Samus is a Metroid and she can’t fully control herself in that state. rdwut

winter saddle
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I'm sure they'll figure something out

wet flint
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“Here is an anger management implant.”

winter saddle
#

this would be, what, the third time they've stuck Samus in a science tube and put her back together again better than new?

wet flint
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Something like that, yeah

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Chozo infusion, then Metroid infusion.

winter saddle
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("third" as in: MP3, Fusion, hypothetical post-Dread)

wet flint
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Then I guess anti-Metroid infusion somewhere.

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Ah, yeah

winter saddle
#

right I was only counting Federation procedures

wet flint
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Gotcha

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Right, they also installed the PED.

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Impressive they were able to operate on her and install more suit like that, given she was unconscious. Again.

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Well I guess, actually, the order of events was the other way around… MP3 they could do it then since they were only building on the suit, whereas in Fusion they couldn’t operate on her successfully because I guess they lack the means to forcefully remove her suit while she’s unconscious. At least not without killing her. Thus the Metroid vaccine as a plan B.

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Maybe next time they’ll be like “let’s try installing this Space Pirate tech and see what happens” /s

winter saddle
#

the PED comes awfully close to being pirate tech tbh

wet flint
#

Oh, now that you mention it… wasn’t the PED suit based on stolen Pirate technology?

winter saddle
#

I forget whether they say anywhere that they reference pirate designs in implementing it

wet flint
#
Wikitroid

The Phazon Enhancement Device is based on captured Space Pirate technology. Used to gain power from Phazon corruption, it was being tested by a GF Marine battalion stationed in the Norion System. At some point the Space Pirates developed a version of the system and applied it to a large number of their troops. Marines can initiate an energy siph...

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“The Phazon Enhancement Device is based on captured Space Pirate technology.”

winter saddle
#

but the whole "power boost a trooper with phazon" principle was certainly done by pirates first

wet flint
#

Well, then

winter saddle
#

ok cool

wet flint
#

That’s true

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Good catch

winter saddle
#

speaking of which, pirates are attacking me now

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oh, the building has a health bar, this should be fun

wet flint
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Ohh that bit in Elysia

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Pretty fun indeed

final horizon
#

Waaaaugh fandom

wet flint
#

Yep.

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I use both of them. shrug

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As well as Metroid Database.

final horizon
#

Oooh Metroid Database is 👌

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Hey I just realised

wet flint
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Yee

final horizon
#

There wasn't a Metroid game on N64

wet flint
#

It’s true!

final horizon
#

That's so weird to me

wet flint
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One was pitched but it didn’t go anywhere, I believe

final horizon
#

There wasn't an original Metroid on WiiU either was there

wet flint
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Yeah, Samus’ only N64 appearance is Smash 1

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Nope

final horizon
#

I think those are the only 2 consoles that didn't have an original Metroid

wet flint
#

Metroid’s one original representation on the console was Smash and in the one Mii minigame thing that launched with it

#

You’re right

final horizon
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Ooh yea

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Nintendo Land was pretty fun

wet flint
#

NES, SNES, GB, GBA, GameCube, Wii, Switch…

final horizon
#

3ds

wet flint
#

Dammit knew I missed one

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And DS

final horizon
#

OH

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Does Metroid Prime Pinball really count though ppenk

wet flint
#

Metroid Prime Hunters was there too.

final horizon
#

Oh right duh

wet flint
#

And it’s canon.

final horizon
#

I'm a silly pone

wet flint
winter saddle
#

I like to think of Pinball as a remake of Metroid Prime 1 rdwut

wet flint
#

Hehe

winter saddle
#

so if you were counting Zero Mission and Samus Returns...

wet flint
#

It’s a fun pinball game

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Heh, good point

final horizon
winter saddle
#

iirc Samus Returns was 3DS?

final horizon
#

Yes

wet flint
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Yep, 3DS gained its Metroid entry right at the end of its life.

final horizon
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i still think it should have come out on switch but what do I know

wet flint
#

And turns out that Samus Returns was a test of the studio before they had them make Dread.

wet flint
winter saddle
#

"huh, 5 minutes seems like far more than enough time..."
[Escape Pod Malfunction]

final horizon
#

Ix have you read Beowulf

winter saddle
#

no

final horizon
#

I thought you hav

#

E

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That's weird

winter saddle
#

I'm familiar with the basic plot and it's the sort of thing I likely would have read if circumstances had been a smidge different at the right time

final horizon
#

I just thought you would have cuz you're really smart

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What is it about

winter saddle
#

it's your classic hero slays scary monster story

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oh god timed welding

final horizon
#

Is there a bear

winter saddle
#

I am so bad at this with fake motion controls

wet flint
#

“Wow that seems unnecessarily long- oh.”

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Game: “Now do some welding under a time limit”
Me, suddenly panicking: “Why can’t I keep my hand steady aaaaaaa”

winter saddle
#

ok I lived with 1-2 minutes left

winter saddle
final horizon
#

Is the Quran good would you recommend t

winter saddle
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for casual reading? nope

final horizon
#

I see

winter saddle
#

the Bible has parts that aren't bad for reading, but it's also a lot longer so I guess it'd be weird if none of it was

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all right, seed boss time

winter saddle
#

pirates must be pretty damn optimistic if it took that many setbacks in a row to get a "we are cursed" out of the guy writing the logs

winter saddle
#

finally got the shriekbat scans

winter saddle
#

ah, is this what you were talking about the other day?

final horizon
#

:pippwiggle:

winter saddle
#

niiice, I waited for a metroid to charge at me mouth-first so I could fire an ice missile while it had to stay tangible, which usually works, but this time it stopped charging and dodged to one side instead

winter saddle
#

btw I'll probably be unlocking the Omega Ridley fight soonish, if you still wanted to see that

winter saddle
#

when fictional space pirates have better public transit than the city you grew up in abflat

wet flint
winter saddle
#

also, that is a very... I want to say cyberpunk? train design

wet flint
#

Industrial punk, maybe?

winter saddle
#

maybe dieselpunk

wet flint
#

The pirate homeworld has a pretty interesting theme going

winter saddle
#

it's interesting that the MP3 pirate logs consistently say "Dark Samus" instead of "Dark Hunter"

wet flint
#

...huh, you're right.

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That does seem odd.

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Maybe they start calling her Dark Samus after she brainwashed them.

winter saddle
#

that's exactly what I was thinking

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(assuming it's not a writer goof rdsnrk)

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but IIUC the "we are cursed" log contradicts that

winter saddle
#

I forgot how satisfying the nova beam is

#

I'm just spamming it for the sake of spamming it

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why doesn't the game tell you locking on with the x-ray visor lets you hit special weak points for insane damage

wet flint
#

It’s in the extra info in the log book

winter saddle
#

there, planetary defense shield is finally down

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yeah but who reads the log book after each upgrade rdwut

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(sure I've done it a few times, but consistently? nah)

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I was also surprised that in MP2, when you finally get the light suit, they don't even tell you that it makes you immune to Dark Aether's atmosphere and water

wet flint
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Oh yeah… I read the expanded log for that to learn that, but I recall being confused about how to reach certain areas without realizing it made you immune to the dark water.

winter saddle
#

in my playthrough this week I happened to discover a key in dark water before getting the suit, and I remembered that it made you immune to the atmosphere, so when the description mentioned neither I guessed it probably did water too

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but yeah, that really should've been in the giant full screen textbox the moment you pick it up

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that's way cooler than "riding beams of light"

#

huh, I completely forgot about this demo trooper escort segment

#

so much for keeping everyone alive, the 4th(?) room where they send in multiple advanced and assault troopers and they go hypermode wiped out four of mine before I could even decide I needed hypermode myself, especially when they keep running ahead of me...

wet flint
#

Oh that wasn’t the Gandrayda fight?

winter saddle
#

...and down to 6

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ok you just have to hyper before they hyper in this mission, there's no defending them otherwise

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nah I did Gandrayda hours ago

wet flint
#

???

#

Oh! Is that the bit where they blast open the gates to the seed?

winter saddle
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yes

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welp I had exactly the minimum 4 left alive at the end

#

the first room made me wildly underestimate how fast they can die when the pirates got serious

#

I doubt you can reliably save all 12 even if you spam hypermode constantly

winter saddle
# wet flint Oh that wasn’t the Gandrayda fight?

might as well recap: after the Gandrayda fight, she drops the "Grapple Voltage", you use that on Elysia to unlock the path to Spider Ball, then you continue exploring Pirate Homeworld until you find the Nova Beam, and only then can you get to the control room to disable the planetary shield

#

oooh, pink pirate fight! I forgot about this guy

#

...and that they didn't give you a save point before this fight, despite forcing you to spam hypermode before it

#

so that's another death

#

dang I'm already locked in here and can't go back

#

guess I have no choice but to try cheesing him with the energy tanks I do have, since he spawns infinite commandos and there's no safe or efficient way to kill a commando without hypermode

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blargh, well that's a rare badly designed fight, but at least I cheesed it on the second try

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if I'd had any less health going into that it would've been a hard reset

winter saddle
winter saddle
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with one tank remaining

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man, boss fights have a much smaller margin of error when they require you to sacrifice your own health every time you want to damage the boss ppenk

final horizon
#

Sorry I couldn't watch, Discord crashed immediately after I entered vc rdwut

winter saddle
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lol

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probably wasn't the greatest for viewing anyway

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I think MP1's Meta Ridley and MP3's Omega Ridley are among the few bosses that noticeably suffer from the fact that I'm not using real motion controls

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because they constantly want you to hit erratically moving and only infrequently available targets that you cannot lock on to directly (mostly his mouth, when it's open)

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so those phases went on maybe twice as long as I think the designers intended them to

winter saddle
#

...a third Metroid Hatcher? they really like this boss lol

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wait, what

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it just exploded the first time I stunned it

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I didn't even starting tearing off the tentacles like you're supposed to izzywhat

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lol, Federation logs refer to the Luminoth/Ing war of MP2 as "a local conflict" ppenk

wet flint
#

Nova Beam is pretty OP

winter saddle
#

oh, I didn't even think to x-ray the hatcher

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maybe I hit its weak point by accident

wet flint
#

I wonder if that's possible

#

I always assumed that the weak spot hitbox was inactive unless you had the x-ray visor on

winter saddle
#

I'd assumed that too, but of course it's hard to test

wet flint
#

Yeah

winter saddle
#

this hatcher is the only thing I've noticed die suspiciously fast since I got the beam

wet flint
#

Nova Beam does let you basically steamroll most enemies at this point rdwut

winter saddle
#

well, the ones who have a weak point and no x-ray jammer

#

which appears to be basically metroids and low to medium-level pirates?

#

probably should be x-raying more stuff

wet flint
#

A lot of things have instant kill buttons, yeah

winter saddle
#

these hoppers don't, for example

wet flint
#

huh

#

Apparently its been too long since I've played MP3

winter saddle
#

part of it is that after I got the nova beam, the commandos with their x-ray jammers became almost the most common enemy on that planet, which really discouraged me from turning the visor on

#

oh, that and it took me several minutes to even notice it could do that

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because I had no reason to use the x-ray until a commando went invisible

winter saddle
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ok I got bored of cleanup already rdwut

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on to Phaaze!

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whoa, scan visor going through an edgy phase

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oh, Cap was asking about Metroid eggs, and apparently MP3 has some

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granted these are probably wacky phazon metroids and not your typical Zebes or SR388 strain

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"juvenile metroids"

final horizon
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What makes them juvenile

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Do they say rude words

winter saddle
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and that's MP3 done

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(that'll probably be it for me playing Metroids until they actually release a new one)

final horizon
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Now play Sonic

winter saddle
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there we go

winter saddle
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so apparently I am really consistent about this 13 hours figure for a casual MP playthrough

pine galleon
final horizon
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Out of 10 what would you rate Kraid as a boyfriend

wet flint
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0/10, too spikey, too rawry

final horizon
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But what if he gives the most tender hugs

pine galleon
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He has beautiful eyes

wet flint
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(Thread)

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Holy shit that is a clever solution. I always assumed the visor static was a texture.

wet flint
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Happy 20th anniversary to Metroid Prime. samusCute

quasi oasis
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Remember when prime 4 was announced

wet flint
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It’s been 84 years grannysmithgetoffmylawn

pine galleon
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Metroid Fusion’s 20th was yesterday too I believe

wet flint
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It’s true!

pine galleon
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Love how creepy that game gets

wet flint
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This was sent to me, felt relevant enough to share.

final horizon
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Hahahahahaha

wet flint
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So DYKG has the scoop on previously unknown Metroid games, revealed today

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Like “Metroid Tactics” which Retro Studios pitched in 2007 for the Wii. A game which was meant to be a series prequel.

final horizon
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VINNY

round prism
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Finnaly decided to start playing metroid series

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Playing zero mission now and its pretty damn good

round prism
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zero mission is beated and my god the final part of the game is just something

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||When the game baits you with mother brain death and that the game is going to end ,and then you habe to survive through entire pirate's ship without any weapons or power ups ,only for you to get a maximum power suit and proceed to DESTROY everything on a ship and this moment is just feels so triupmhant and epic ,when pirates are hiding in a places where you've been hiding several minutes ago but now you are the hunter||

winter saddle
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especially for people who'd played the original and weren't expecting that new part

round prism
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I really recommend playing this game , it was so good , cant wait to see wha the other metroid games have in store

round prism
winter saddle
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oh yeah, I'm saying it would've been more surprising to people who had played NES Metroid and recognized nearly everything else

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are you already familiar with the other Metroid games to try next?

round prism
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I think trying return of samus or prime

winter saddle
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mm-hmm, if the goal is chronological order, Return of Samus would be next

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IIRC the Primes officially go somewhere between Super and Fusion but it doesn't really matter what order you play them in, lots of people have a strong preference for the 2D or the 3D

round prism
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Well ,then I go with return of samus

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Then prime ,and then super and fusion

winter saddle
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cool

round prism
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Plus I know a great mod for prime wich makes it playable with mouse and keyboard

winter saddle
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primehack?

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I was only told about it after I replayed half the primes with a USB controller and my own Dolphin config ppenk

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so never tried it myself

wet flint
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PrimeHack is the way to go, yeah

opal anvil
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I started playing a romhack of Metroid Fusion (my favorite Metroid game, though I do love Super Metroid as well like most normies)

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Called, Metroid Fusion Oil Spill

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Its basically a open world Metroid Fusion that plays out more like Super than MF

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Heck, the wall jump is required to get up walls to progress in the game. Iirc in normal MF, the wall jump pushes you away from the wall making it impossible to scale up a single wall

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But in Oil Spill, it works just like in SM

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It was BRUTAL the first minutes though

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Took me LONG to finally get morph ball. Lots of rooms early on had tunnels you need Morph Ball for, which basically blocked you off at the start

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But now, I'm progressing finally

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This area i got into from the underwater depths area looks so COOL

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LES GOO, I beat the X Core that shoots a laser at you!

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Also WHA?

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Charge Gates?

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Okay.

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This romhack is officially awesome.

wet flint
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Metroid Prime Remastered has gotten the Metacritic Must-Play badge and a score of 95.
It’s also now among Metacritic’s top 50 games of all time.

final horizon
wet flint
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Well I just reached the end of Prime Remastered. For a rusty playthrough, 6:57 and 100% isn’t too bad I guess.

wet flint
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Interesting, they made the boss fight with Metroid Prime phase 1 slightly faster.

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They also gave Metroid Prime phase 2 slightly more health

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Also the credits take a lot longer rdwut

pine galleon
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I loved that final boss

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What a brilliant game, will never forget experiencing it in full for the first time

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I wanna play Prime 2 soon, can I even wait for a potential rerelease?

wet flint
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I suspect they’ll re-release 2 and 3 by the end of 2024, but that’s just me.

pine galleon
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Tried the DS games out of desperation for something new that isn’t Prime 2 or 3

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Pinball is cute and I can see myself getting distracted by it

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Hunters is not happening, I’m left handed and the controls are a nightmare to work

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It looks like it could be fun with better controls tho

winter saddle
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yeah, Hunters was fun enough that I made my hands sore completing the game, but it really badly needs a traditional control scheme

pine galleon
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Some brilliant madman got proper circle pad and C-stick integration into Hunters… and if that’s not enough there’s fflutteryayking GYRO TOO
Excuse the terrible video capture, I just wanted to quickly record and demonstrate cause this is amazing

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There are still a few touch screen exclusive inputs but at least now the basic looking around is not limited to that

wet flint
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Oh hell

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That’s awesome

pine galleon
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Moving Samus on the circle pad seems to also move another hunter who has just shown up

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Also I can move during the little camera cutscenes with the circle pad

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D-pad doesn’t have those issues so the game still works I think

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Not a chance in hell I’d be able to explain the setup process myself but here’s the thread with the patch and instructions
https://gbatemp.net/threads/circle-pad-patches-for-super-mario-64-ds-and-other-games-in-twilightmenu-with-twpatcher-and-rtcom.623267/

GBAtemp.net - The Independent Video Game Community

TLDR list of patches I've made so far
a bit more lengthy description is probably somewhere below in the text

3DS-NDS Key Remapper: generates patches to remap keys in any NDS game (probably?). Additionally allows to map the CPad, CStick and ZL&ZR buttons. To use visit the page, click some...

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There are other games with patches too

pine galleon
winter saddle
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those things were very scary the first time I bumped into them

wet flint
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The noises they make are great

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Spooky as heck

final horizon
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look at them crisp DS graphics

pine galleon
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I love it tho, feels like a little Quake of a Metroid

wet flint
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Hi Sylux confettiwave

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Wondering if he’ll be the antagonist of Prime 4, given the hints we’ve gotten about him coming back

pine galleon
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Right so on Frigate Orpheon there are doors that can only be unlocked by metal spheres, obviously a morph ball thing but what do the Space Pirates do about that

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Is every one of them equipped with a heavy metal ball at all times

wet flint
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Yeah, I have no idea

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My theory is that the metal sphere mechanism is some sort of alternative lock mechanism if the user doesn't have working encryption keys, but I don't think I have anything to base that on.

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I don't think it's explained

pine galleon
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There’s just one guy with a ball and if someone wants through the door they have to go talk to him

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But usually he’s out at space pirate board meetings so it’s a real pain

wet flint
wet flint
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…I’m glad that CNN felt it was necessary to make a national headline about Metroid Prime Remastered. ppenk

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Don’t think I’ve ever seen CNN publish gaming news before

pine galleon
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Made it up to the final boss in Dread for the second time ever, this time playing on hard

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Tried to do more sequence breaks and tricks this run and it was a lot of fun to put the strats into action

wet flint
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A beautiful, 38 minute analysis of the animation in Dread

pine galleon
wet flint
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Very nice

pine galleon
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And now I’ve unlocked Dread Mode and I don’t think so

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During the final boss my heart was zooming and I feel a bit funny now, I can’t do that level of anxiety through the whole game

pine galleon
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Prime Hunters done, could have been better on item collecting but it’s a tough game to play for long durations

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The C-stick mod helps a lot

winter saddle
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I have no idea what my item % was

pine galleon
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Been playing Metroid Prime 2, have just died for the first time and as I suspected that little cutscene they play when you die is waaay too on the nose for what I fear the most

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I think I’m just gonna wait for a Switch release

pine galleon
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oh wait my bad, i died to a boss that was made easier in a later version that i was not playing.

wet flint
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Boost Guardian?

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He’s famously difficult. Prime Trilogy adjusted the balance of Prime 2 substantially, Spider Guardian and Boost Guardian most of all.

winter saddle
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I... don't remember struggling with him izzynothoughtsheadempty

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though my recent-ish replay was with the trilogy

wet flint
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Prime 2’s original release is poorly balanced.

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Trilogy fixed it

winter saddle
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right, I mean I don't remember having a problem even when it was brand new

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like this is the first I've heard of it

wet flint
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Boost Guardian and Spider Guardian were actually the hardest bosses in Prime 2 originally, haha

winter saddle
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oh, boost guardian killed me once but that's because I was an idiot and took waaaaaay longer to figure out how to hurt the puddle than I should have

wet flint
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I mixed it up, Boost Guardian is actually the hardest. rdwut Been ages since I played.

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But yeah, it was rather unfair due to the lack of a safe zone and the damage it would deal on each hit was insane.

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Like 1/3 an energy tank on each hit

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Trilogy changed it to about 10-15 HP on each hit

pine galleon
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I think what frustrates me the most is the little half second you can’t control the morph ball while you’re switching to it, and how by that point (in my case anyway) the boss is already covering you in its red blob form

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And the amount of damage it does is extreme

wet flint
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It took 12 year old me like three weeks to beat Boost Guardian back in the day

pine galleon
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So then it’s a whole other phase of farming health from the enemies while it is still actively draining at all times… slowly but still

winter saddle
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what age even was I when that came out

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late 2004, I would've been ~13.5

pine galleon
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I love the game so far tho, the setting is super cool and the soundtrack continues to blow my mind

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Torvus y’all… goddamn fine music

wet flint
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Torvus is love

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Deep Torvus is amazing

pine galleon
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Oh and when you go down deeper and it’s a Prime version of Red Brinstar… ooooo

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It hits the ears just right

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Genuinely my jaw dropped recognizing that melody

wet flint
winter saddle
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my memories of the original are too vague but honestly on replay Torvus was my least favorite area

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though I'm guessing that's less visual design and more that the way you have to backtrack around it leads to repeating the same couple rooms over and over and over, like how that portal next to the bent bridge is always the closest portal when you're aboveground

wet flint
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That I have to agree with. As an area it’s annoying, the water is frustrating. The music is fantastic, though.

winter saddle
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the parts where each room was new were just as good as anything else though

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backtracking is also hard to judge because I know I made a couple of wildly bad guesses about where to go next in my last playthrough ppenk

pine galleon
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Very tempted to wait for a possible Switch port knowing it’ll likely be based on Prime Trilogy’s version and won’t suffer from the occasional performance dips I’ve been having in Primehack

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Every time I look at a map where I’ve been to most of the rooms, the game drops to half frames and the audio gets real choppy and unpleasant to listen to

wet flint
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Prime 1 Remastered is indeed based on the Trilogy version of the game.

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I'd expect 2 and 3 to be the same, albeit not as thoroughly remastered as the first.

pine galleon
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Prime 1 has swiftly become one of my favorite games and still I’m scared to die in it

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The game over screen still gets me, thankfully I only died the one time during an attempted playthrough years ago

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I have been tempted to play on hard mode to unlock more extras stuff tho, so who knows

wet flint
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I'm wrapping up my hard mode playthrough of Remastered atm

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Just need a couple more hours

pine galleon
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Like it’s funny I’ve played so many horror games with terrible ways to die, and somehow the Metroid ones are what stress me out the most

winter saddle
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(I've had no desire to play them again since my recent-ish trilogy replay #fakefan)

pine galleon
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I hate the beeping more than anything else, too close to reality for comfort

wet flint
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Prime 3 takes a different route with the game over screen.

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It's still pretty brutal, but in a different way

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(And there are actually two different game over screens)

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Jennifer Hale must've had a sore throat after recording the audio for that.

pine galleon
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Ohhh fun

winter saddle
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man I don't remember any of the game overs

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did I not die enough ppenk

wet flint
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Its been so long since I've seen Prime 1s game over screen that I have a hard time remembering it.

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Prime 2 and 3 are stuck in my mind since I've seen them so often

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I am sad that Prime 1 Remastered removed hypermode difficulty, though.

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Or maybe that's just what hard mode is tuned to, I'm not certain

pine galleon
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From my experience with Prime 1 it was relatively easy to not die, just use common sense like you see that tunnel full of blue glowy stuff? aye maybe don’t enter that one yet

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I never found it demanding too much of my focus

wet flint
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Pretty much.

pine galleon
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Oh but that Boost Guardian

wet flint
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Although if you're not sure how to beat Omega Pirate or Ridley you'll have issues

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Boost Guardian is just broken though, yeah

winter saddle
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yeah, IME most games are tuned so that you only die when you get lazy or completely ignore a huge swath of upgrade mechanics, Metroid's usually "normal" in that regard

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granted MP3 has that one truly bullshit fight but eh we'll warn you about it later

pine galleon
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I thought Ridley was alright, a bit slow, but then he landed and his phase 2 started, and at that point I was at full focus mode

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Absolutely loved the final boss tho

winter saddle
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Ridley was slow for me on replay, but that was almost entirely an artifact of emulating motion controls with analog sticks, because his vulnerable spot was just small enough to expose that subtlety

wet flint
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Metroid Prime is such a fun boss. flutternod

pine galleon
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Phase 2 was a bit less exciting with how frequently Prime did the same attack over and over, but using the different visors was way cool