Hearthstone

[sick violet]

Because we all need a place to rage about RNG

Except when it's in your favor, of course. ¬_¬

[lusty magnet]

horror

[sick violet]

I mean

Am I wrong

[sick violet]

Case in point on rage. fought against a mech build, cleave hit a mob which had deathrattle to spawn other mobs... and it gave him not 1, 2, or even 5+ points above lethal to kill me... it gave him exactly lethal. Which is even more aggravating

[eternal holly]

Man feels good countering people with beasts x baronn

his quest reward was the left and right golden at the start of combat

[sick violet]

Oof

[sick violet]

Almost surely a loss, his nagas are huge, but... this is hilarious

Yep, just too big. Still, third!

[eternal holly]

where's baron?

[sick violet]

I DON'T KNOW

[eternal holly]

mf went missing again

[sick violet]

couldn't get through big demons and mechs

[sick violet]

golden megawindfury destroyed my board

[sick violet]

This lobby: 8 players, 2 demons and 6 murlocs. Last 4 players: all poisonous murlocs

Somehow managed to get through

[dense trellis]

This might just be the dirtiest thing I've ever done in HS
https://outplayed.tv/media/gy3PvL

[sick violet]

Yoink

[eternal holly]

How TF people keep sniping my right-most boy (Grease bot)

RNGoddamnit

[sick violet]

I'm almost positive there's like a 50% increased chance or something to hit rightmost/leftmost first

[sick violet]

A third of the lobby seemed to have the DS quest

BUT I REGINED SUPREEEEEEME

[sick violet]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME. Lost against another dragon player who had a whelpling (and other large dragons)... whelp SNIPES THE TWO NADINAS IMMEDIATELY

[eternal holly]

bro

[sick violet]

He could not have hit better targets for him to win

[eternal holly]

I know 1 zap wouldn't be enough for you...

so what If I make it double

[sick violet]

First as leeroy bait?

[eternal holly]

there was no leeroy

first as an opening to destroy hydra and other lowest attack minions

[eternal holly]

This is odd, brann also could go missing while I'm playing Murlocs?

So they give me baron instead?

If I survived the round he was supposed to be gold tho

Sadly lost to RNG

[sick violet]

@eternal holly WHERE ARE YOU TUNNEL BLASTER

Let's goooo and I hope that my selling the big baron by mistake won't kill me....

kinda fixed... now i need one more omega buster

🙏

Fuck

omega was too big and didn't die early enough, needed that second one so it would spawn more omegas from the kangor's

Lost to giant murlocs because it was only spawning the little guys from omega

If I hadn't sold the big baron by mistake, fuuuuck

[eternal holly]

bruh

yeah you shouldnt made him gold

[sick violet]

No no, i had baron and the golden tarecgosa, i sold the baron by mistake while intending to sell tarecgosa

so i golden the buster to try to find another buster since i had a spare baron

but yeah i needed the second, smaller buster

[eternal holly]

oh lmao the pain...

that feeling when accidentally selled the key to Victory

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

https://www.hearthstonetopdecks.com/patch-24-6-preview/

[eternal holly]

Enemies were scrub...

That's why it was an EZ troll

[sick violet]

off to a good start

[sick violet]

Finished against a denathrius with same type of build but two DS amalgams 😐 couldn't kill them off

As in the player, not the mobs. All big poison murlocs

[sick violet]

Me: aw yeah chargla time

Also me: 4th place

Other three players: SO HI, GIANT POISON MURLOCS

[sick violet]

How second place, you say?

FACING THIS BULLSHIT

[eternal holly]

dang those are huge

goldrin aint enough, but the frog might will

[sick violet]

i had all of one frog so it wouldn't have been enough

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDXajiFBX1k some of these are just pure pain

[eternal holly]

I thought I could actually beat RNG

[sick violet]

🪦

[sick violet]

turn 4, off to an interesting start

[sick violet]

QUest was the menagerie one, plus copy biggest minion

#1 was elementals, most of his were like 50-60 each so I had no chance.. but this kept me until 2nd place so i'm happy

[outer bloom]

@sick violet https://www.pcgamer.com/hearthstones-next-expansion-will-finally-add-death-knight-as-a-playable-class/

[sick violet]

ayoooo

[lusty magnet]

"Reborn is back as an evergreen keyword"

hmm

Oh shit they added Duel-type minions

This may also affect BG significantly now on

A NEUTRAL SPELL???

lol Uncraftable card only acquirable by card packs

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVrPAhOR0kg holy fuck the trailer

It's like I'm watching a WOW Arcane

[sick violet]

Speaking of, they added new stuff already I think? Or whenever the patch is coming... new quests look crazy

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/9558-24-6-patch-notes-expansion-pre-order-new-event

"Spawn of N’Zoth, Gemsplitter, Reef Explorer, Nightmare Amalgam, Nosy Looter, and Yrel have been removed from the minion pool"

[lusty magnet]

STREAMER QUEST

[sick violet]

Yup

[lusty magnet]

wtf is this even

[sick violet]

Deathrattles madness?

[lusty magnet]

idk if it would be valuable enough

[sick violet]

Yeah i'm gonna have to wait to see krippother streamers figure this out before i copy them

[eternal holly]

Finally another way to counter Baron

[sick violet]

nightmare amalgam, just a tier higher

So far so good

Murlocs are alive and well

I beat the guy who was first as he had mechs or beast, wasn't even really too close (but not annihilated). Then beat illidan, and the other guy left after I trashed him

[sick violet]

flight of the valkyries intensifies

Even if no one else was playing murlocs... some poor fools made the fatal mistake of having Brann on their board. While I'm Tess.

Yoinkus maximus

And then, well

Things snowballed.

[sick violet]

Twitch drops are active for a few days. Should've been for xpac announcement but something broke

[sick violet]

[tusken raider noises intensify]

two of the last three enemies were murlocs, but none with divine shields thankfully. So my own shields and poisons were enough to clear them out

Last person was an elemental and my guys were, well, bigger

[sick violet]

[eternal holly]

[sick violet]

DOMINATING

hero power and the quest... it was disgusting

[sick violet]

Not my screen, sadly

[sick violet]

This quest is so strong

I thought it was choose a minion you have, it creates a copy to your hand... but no. It brings it from the board to your hand

Including Bob's board

Sooooooo every turn you get this

And this means that you basically can get a minion for 0 gold every single turn

[eternal holly]

At first, I was thinking the same thing

[sick violet]

Yeah I wasted my first one bringing something back to my hand from my board, but then I experimented and understood the power

[sick violet]

Your puny beast builds, and mechs with mantid queen build are no match

[eternal holly]

Quest was summon 12 minions, ez Job

[eternal holly]

These last 3 mf was murlocs

Took me while to take em down 1 by 1

[eternal holly]

Best Quest reward imo

[eternal holly]

Finally made it out to 6k

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

Holy fuck, what a fight

He had baron and golden selfless, i countered with the tunnel blaster and a Zapp, the then changed to this but I had stuff survive longer

we both had the +battlecry at end of turn quest too

[lusty magnet]

YOU DIE

[sick violet]

[dense trellis]

In game, right?

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

Game from yesterday, against an enemy murloc with poisons. Managed to make him waste his stuff (tried to get divine shields from the deathrattle) on my bran and so on and beat him

And this just now, some mechs and one walking fort taunt build but my evil twin gave me the extra huge guy who had shield and windfury sooo.... i was on the ropes for a while until I tripled and discovered a tidemistress, put hero power on her to make her golden and it just went wild from there

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvfVLNjNWG8

[sick violet]

First win in a while

[sick violet]

I am disappointed in Brann for not showing up in triplicate

Though to be fair I abused the hero power and the murloc that lets me discover other murlocs so everything else could be golden

[sick violet]

https://twitter.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1595537681026813953

Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone)

Get yourself a minion that can be everything, everywhere, all at once 💁

Likes

147

Twitter · Nov 23, 2022, 10:00 PM

[sick violet]

Whew. Beat that because I sold a leeroy to make place for one whitemane... then a few other things I had in hand AND the triple brann i had on board to get

Which is good because I'd gotten one whitemane on far right, but he moved the baron one left... but my second whitemane got him 😄

[dense trellis]

Kinda wild ngl

[sick violet]

New Xpac is out. YOu can do a solo story thing to unlock most DK cards. There's some animated avatars for Arthas that are really cool. If you pretty much do anything (summon, take damage, attack, etc) it's a full blown animation rather than a static picture

[dense trellis]

Those avatars sound great but they look really ugly to me

[sick violet]

Ye olde apm pirates rise again!

[eternal holly]

shinyyy

[sick violet]

It was stupid, quest was 2 cards make a golden... and the hero power doubled the highest tier item, so

I kept getting so many cards and had so much cash due to hogger, the peggy just buffed everyone like mad and the rest buffed em in combat

[eternal holly]

ayo that sounds illegal

[sick violet]

It's clearly piracy

[sick violet]

Murloc vs murloc. Murloc wins

[sick violet]

CAT POWER

[eternal holly]

i see murlocs still an easy way to win

[sick violet]

Well I wouldn't say easy. They changed the poison murloc to be tier 6 now

But it's very hard to stop the ball rolling once you get started, unless they go full scam with poison and stuff. Baiscally the enemy on the first one had divine shield stuff too, but I had more

[eternal holly]

oh they did? welp that's a nerf... i guess

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bObr8di00o

[lusty magnet]

Been a while since I've seen his face last time

[eternal holly]

"means nothing!"

[sick violet]

Another APM pirates win!

With a bit of scam

[eternal holly]

ah yes my favorite class

[sick violet]

Last enemy tried to beast as well, but he was outclassed

[eternal holly]

no one got the ultimate counter to kill baron?

[sick violet]

You see the size of my baron?

[sick violet]

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/9791-hearthstone-battlegrounds-season-3-starts-january

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoY0Yap_gz4

[eternal holly]

fair nuff

[sick violet]

PIRATE

EXODIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eternal holly]

Sheeeshhh

Wet dream for pirate user

[sick violet]

So! New season has started, undead are in. Two games so far!

First game, with undead.... Oh.

Second game, undead still available but I went eles because that's what the game gave me

[eternal holly]

its time to update and play

[sick violet]

https://twitter.com/BlizzardCSEU_EN/status/1615695508663685122

Blizzard CS EU (@BlizzardCSEU_EN)

From now until January 24 at 07:59 GMT, watch any #Hearthstone Twitch stream for just 1 hour to earn the new Lightkeeper Xyrella Epic Battlegrounds Skin. Details: https://t.co/3KWqDphIXn

Twitter · Jan 18, 2023, 1:00 PM

[hollow rover]

doin a lil gamin in the battlegrounds

[dense trellis]

The knights will last forever!

[sick violet]

Dang

[sick violet]

So I encountered this. Tons of reborn and stuff, a very scary comp

But I prevailed!

The first two mobs are windfury, and they remove taunt and reborn whenever they attack

(second is in fact mega windury so ha)

[eternal holly]

My first win using undead, my last enemy was also undead but bigger, so there was 1 slot minion missing cause I just upgraded that red skull to gold, then I don't have a choice to use my hero ability so I just summoned the lady who summoned Eternal Knight when shes death then also my guy gave her reborn, so I clutched the round!

Also, My Eternal Legion buff was so small

[sick violet]

Eternal knights is OP

[eternal holly]

[eternal holly]

I thought playing Murloc supposed to be easy

[sick violet]

Those murlocs are small!

[eternal holly]

i cant find brann somehow

[sick violet]

That happens

[eternal holly]

Last enemy was big murlocs with lime

[sick violet]

With lime

[eternal holly]

Big Mac is OP

[raw notch]

i reinstalled hearthstone
what do

oh my god they have the pirate quest in standard again
I hate this game already, lmao

[sick violet]

Ignore standard, join battlegrounds

We have undead now

[lusty magnet]

The game is undead

[sick violet]

Your FACE is undead

[lusty magnet]

[raw notch]

Bruh I just found this deck I had

of course i had golden Yogg 2

ayo, a neutral legendary spell?

[raw notch]

dead game lol

[raw notch]

LMAO I GOT CELESTIAL ALIGNMENT WITH NOURISH IN HAND
GG EZ

[raw notch]

@sick violet rate my battlegrounds build

[sick violet]

Not bad, not much usage of the newer minions though. What killed ya, undeads?

Or poison murlocs

[raw notch]

Poison something
My first run was with Putricide so I had to lean into Undad

I did have the Murloc/Elemental for a turn or two

[sick violet]

Should've kept it, that boy gets stupid huge if you're doing the usual 'buy tons of ele' stuff

[raw notch]

when was this a thing?

also wow that magnitize minion would be good if i had mech or demons, lmao

[sick violet]

This is new in this patch

If you're going beasts, keep an eye out for blanchy!

[raw notch]

[eternal holly]

Last enemy was golden baronn and golden omega's

Idk how to counter baronn nowadays after they removed the lady that forced us to kill that minion in front of her face

[sick violet]

zapp

[eternal holly]

wont work

baron was biiig

[raw notch]

and i ended up softlocking

[raw notch]

rate my deck name

[sick violet]

Yarr

[raw notch]

step 1: draw entire deck
step 2: ???
step 3: profit

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rltQrInXNoA the bugs shown in this video, fucking amazing

[dense trellis]

Somehow managed to survive a Denathrius, 2 Astalors and 3 Insatiable Devourers with casino mage

[eternal holly]

everytime i have the good undeads "oh yeah this is it", still not top 1

[sick violet]

They did get nerfed so it's not quite as good anymore, though still strong

But yeah, people magically getting 8, 9, 10 minions on the board... hmmm

[eternal holly]

that would be perfect for Eternal Knight build

[sick violet]

Nah, that's what got nerfed

The thing that spawns two when it deathrattles now only spawns one, and if you get it as first choice with putricide, it cannot get reborn as its second choice

You can still give it reborn mid-combat with that one minion, and it's still a good build/set of minions, but it's not brokenly powerful as it was before

[eternal holly]

that minion need a lil bit of RNG blessing to give the reborn to a right minion sadly

[sick violet]

PHENOMENAL UNDEAD POWER

They tried to out-stat me with elementals

They did not succeed

[raw notch]

The best worst board.
On the one hand, free triple!
On the other, I already have free Reborn status

[raw notch]

BRUHHHHHHHHH
MY BATTLEGROUNDS RUN
IT WAS SO GOOD!

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

A fairly close battle actually, big elementals and undeads as the last two opponents, but my tarecgosa just outstatted them all

[eternal holly]

First try and this hero is OP

[raw notch]

Had some fun in Battlegrounds.

[sick violet]

I have that damn challenge a friend quest I need to do

[eternal holly]

Give me 45min then i can help

[raw notch]

@sick violet going on a limb looking through the logs of this thread, did this pop for you too or?

Yet 8 got 0 g9ld and I know this was a quest I had...

[sick violet]

I haven't done it yet today so I dunno

[raw notch]

Good old blizzard, loĺ

[sick violet]

Ah nah, I still need to challenge someone for that quest

[raw notch]

Hear me out!
This in a Frost Lich Jaina deck

it's like
Discount Ragnaros! When I already have Discount Ragnaros!...

Honestly between this and Mountain/Molten Giant being classified as Elementals, I think I'm going to ruin some people's days

[raw notch]

Arena is fun

2-0 baybee!

I actually think my deck is pretty alright, but going up in wins will more than likely humble me, lmao

PUPPER!

[raw notch]

4-0 baybee!

And I got my first L
Happens, they had the better tempo.

[raw notch]

Run ended up 4-3, got some gold and cards
and a coin

[sick violet]

Harmonica jurassic park theme intensifies

[raw notch]

ngl it being part Elemental is fucking sick

Feels like when I made that hilarious Naval Mine deck

well
hilarious for me
not for the opponent taking 15 Naval Mines to the face for lethal

[raw notch]

be me
drop Ragnaros (well it's the dumb firebird that summons rag)
one minion and face
face = lethal
ragnaros missed, dies the next turn
i lose the game like 5 turns later

I ain't even mad, lol

Huh. Apparently they gave the NPC naga cards their tribe at some point.
Neat.
(Yes I did finally get the rest of League of Explorers after like
7 years, lol)

[raw notch]

WE'RE GONNA BE R I C H

[raw notch]

AYAYA!
AYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[raw notch]

deletes your board
heals to full

Corruption Reno Elemental Mage is fun

[raw notch]

[raw notch]

There must always be.
A LUNCH KING!

Giving the Void Daddy Reborn was fuckin' overkill though
Never respawned once because the board go too full
but thankfully the DEMEONZ™️ got proper online and I didn't lose a single round...

witch is good because i was at 2 hp before i golded my Wrath Weaver and I didn't even realie lol

[raw notch]

OOF
yo can we get an F for Infinite Toki?
Always sucks to die to a ghost, especially in Top 3 (I killed Patches last turn)
ALSO LOOK AT THIS GOATED BOARD. I'M SO MAD I COULDN'T BEAT THEM WITH THIS.

[sick violet]

Not enough eternal knights

[raw notch]

I knooooow
i only got the golden one on the last round

Hence my weird deathrattle build

Speaking of weird builds

[sick violet]

In some cases it's better to not even have a golden one, just keep more single ones there :X

[raw notch]

My first Zerus, btw

GUESS I'M GOIN' QUILLBOAR

[raw notch]

Yup, good idea going Quillboar, lmao

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

Most of my other Zeruses... Zeruai...
Whatever
They were mostly trash
I did manage to get one that gave me the gold Frenzy boi on the left, lot of good chances for Blood Gems after that

Think I did try and greed too much but given the fact I lost... Once in that match?
I think greed was the right play lol

[sick violet]

I didn't remember he was still in

[raw notch]

Exclusive to that one dude, I think

[sick violet]

oh right, denathrius and quests

[raw notch]

Bruh.mp3

I don't care if it makes sense that a Wisp is technically undead
I DON'T WANT TO SUMMON IT!

[sick violet]

https://twitter.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1628816976637296641

Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone)

Playing my Rommath deck like...

Likes

201

Twitter · Feb 23, 2023, 6:00 PM

[raw notch]

So I'm using the new Horseman card in an OTK deck
The OTK is set up, all I need to do is not draw the horseman-
draws a horseman
that's fine, i can do it next turn-
draws another horseman and loses
Mother FU-

[raw notch]

Bruh I forgot I had Mecha Jarraxus and Nemsy on Warlock
and now I can rotate between them anytime
finally, being P2W pays off

[dense trellis]

This Tavern Brawl is just terrible

[sick violet]

I can't remember the last time i played a brawl

[dense trellis]

I got a legendary from it so I can't complain but it's just one of those that is won at the coin flip

[sick violet]

Rag and Nefarian?

[dense trellis]

No, it's literally whoever goes first wins

Consistent turn 1 lethal

[sick violet]

The quest won me that increasing +1+1 for every minion bought

[raw notch]

Usual AFKAY start

(I got the evolve dude and that elemental demon
so i evolved the elemental and sold the shifter so i could buy the weaver and imp)

[sick violet]

why are you watching an interrogation

[raw notch]

I like true crime content while I wait.

espeically on mobile where i can't really tab out

ooooh

Oh well, it's a bad legendary, I'll keep on keeping on with this meme deck.

being able to use my gold Maxima fills me with joy

[raw notch]

Well I'm done for the month.

Secret Mage rides again!

[raw notch]

i think one of my DH legendaries has to do with Relics

[sick violet]

Yaaas queen

[sick violet]

When you want to be just that little bit more of a little shit in Battlegrounds

[sick violet]

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SCAM MEEEEE

He thought wrong.

He had a bunch of dragons and because of my gigastats he just progressively more and more scam build

But I had the counter!

[raw notch]

The best emote.

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

So I totally wasn't paying attention when choosing hero, and it autoselected Greybough

I think it worked out okay

(EXODIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[raw notch]

So anyway I started BLASTIN'

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

me: "i'm not going to rank up anymore"
also me:

Even Death Knight is hilariously broke

[raw notch]

WELCOME TO MY CASINO, BITCH

YOGG SARON YOU FUCKER
so i played OG yogg
and he cast Psychic Scream
AND THEN STARTED CASTING SPELLS FOR MY OPPONENT

oh well, the house always wins

[lusty magnet]

Yeah Yogg casts for opponent if his ownership changes during resolution

[raw notch]

This is why both Yogg Sarrons are by far my favourite card in Hearthstone.

Hell, I remember crafting Master of Fate
Gold
DAY 1.

Is it a good card?
Lmao.

Worth the 3200 dust?
ALWAYS!

[raw notch]

my brother in C H R I S T Majordomo Executus
can you stop with the Molten Giant spam!??!?!

[raw notch]

[raw notch]

Turns out
Funglemancer is very mid early game but end game he pops!

[sick violet]

Those are tiny murlocs

And speaking of undead, me earlier today

[sick violet]

THIS is how you murloc (and also fight against pretty big dragons with shields)

🤔

Actually, initially big dragons and then turned into scam

But the baron + tunnel blaster was enough to nuke em

[raw notch]

i killed my opponent too fast, lol

[sick violet]

@raw notch https://twitter.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1630662715852070927

Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone)

Pause to find out your new BattleTag!

▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 28, 2023, 8:14 PM

[raw notch]

Shadow Devourer

[sick violet]

Dramatic Knight

Which honestly should be you

[sick violet]

Uh oh, patch this thuersday

[raw notch]

What does this mean?

[lusty magnet]

Green buff

Red nerf

[raw notch]

Wow I really don't know how to play Battlegrounds

I mean if the nerfs imply that those cards are too popular

[sick violet]

magmaloc I can absolutely understand, that one with the right build is obscene

The rest...

[raw notch]

and the red/green dude at the bottom?

[lusty magnet]

Los dos

[sick violet]

The mech that gives perma 2+1 when a shield pops

[raw notch]

los dos?

[sick violet]

Buffed AND nerfed I guess

So I'm thinking the mob's stats, and the effect will be changed

[raw notch]

Ahh, I thought it'd be removed

[sick violet]

Nah Jay's right, i had no idea until he pointed out it had both colors. I hadn't noticed

[raw notch]

Yes, I really did go elementals with a Cheveala in play.

Fuck you, fuck your tribe, fuck your entire gameplan
I AM RAFAAM!

MY MAN STRAIGHT UP QUIT!

Saw my board, lost and just said "Ya know what
4th is a win."

"I don't care if it gets me demonitized, bullying is an extremely useful tool, shut the fuck up YouTube."
TheRussianBadger, 2021

[sick violet]

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/9846-25-4-3-patch-notes-constructed-battlegrounds-duels

[sick violet]

Enemy was also quillboars. He had the poison ones and I didn't

And then I went full scam mode and well

VICTOLY

[raw notch]

they just buffed Even DK in Wild with Construct Quarter, oof

[raw notch]

My brother in Christ, did you really just throw when you could have hit me in the fact for lethal with your weapon?

shrugs
oh well, i'll take the free win with my bullshit OTK

[raw notch]

Ragnaros. My guy. I know you like me. It's turn 5 bro.

[raw notch]

I did a little well.

[raw notch]

I may have won this.

Yup, holy shit that molten dude and Swolefin pop off late game

[sick violet]

With the tier 6 battlecry one yeah for swolefin. Otherwise the magmaloc + dragonfin (? the dragon murloc) are if you still have bran and are actively cycling in murlocs still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qifpcCT_mEQ case in point, seems like kripp was listening

[raw notch]

even with the nerf Magmaloc still goes hard

Mostly for Murloc rather than Elementals, I feel

[sick violet]

Still works for both really, but ya gotta get it early enough

[raw notch]

I do wonder if I level later than I should

[sick violet]

murlocs can be forgiven if you triple at 4 and get brann or at five and get the other guy

A lot of other stuff though has the power cards at 5/6 since quests being gone slowed the game down some

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/9850-expansion-announcement-next-week-battlegrounds

Or not?

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZlUwNO6eLk That turn 8. (And his enemy's reaction )

[raw notch]

hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here

[sick violet]

Turn 4, off to a good start...

[sick violet]

It ended poorly

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

Further games also ending poorly. Decent start, then cards dry up

[raw notch]

I've got a half-decent Chevala run, probably going to lose.

Hmmm, okay I got a Master of Realites, 'bout to hit T5.

I think I can dredge myself from this. Golded the MoR.

[raw notch]

2nd.

[sick violet]

Got hurt but I have my ice block and i just tripled into tidemistress

[raw notch]

Nagaaaaaa!

[sick violet]

aaand lost to some gigantic elemental motherfucker

[raw notch]

Oof.

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

motherfucking elementals today

my enemy

me

[raw notch]

B N U U Y

I did manage to cheat a win with this bullshit after I tuned it for more draw and less greed.

Some Preperations, Shadowsteps and the like
Even that one Legendary that is just a weaker Vallera the Hollow

[sick violet]

What in the goddamn fucking shitting hell is this shit

[raw notch]

a big boi

[sick violet]

That single card alone overturned a fairly equal battle. Fucking ridiculous that it has all of that at the same time

[raw notch]

[raw notch]

Priest is fun!
Like, unironically.
This deck's a fuckin' blast.

[sick violet]

Priest is cancer to play against

[raw notch]

Yes!

[raw notch]

WOW. Did I really get 0.1%'d?

(I had exactly 31 health)

[raw notch]

I love how the meta of Priest now is loading up a cannon of Deathrattles and gunning down your enemy like it's 2017 again

Would I be playing this deck if I didn't have a golden Xyrelia cannon?
Prolly not
Is it hilarious to watch said cannon blow up the enemy's face?
Yes, and I am going to hell for it

Huh, I think this got buffed.

shrug, fuck it, i'll put it in my deck, a 4/2 with Rush is great for Control Priest!

[sick violet]

Me, patches the pirate, turn 10 death

My killer. Look at this shit 😡

[raw notch]

Yeah, Pirates seem pretty weak now days

[raw notch]

My man clearly tipped off Bob

[sick violet]

No shit

[sick violet]

So you'd think this would be 1st place

But noooo. Enemy was a fucking quillboar with 4-5 200+ stat boars. For fuck's sake

[raw notch]

[raw notch]

https://youtu.be/33WJ0eaVfnk

wake up babe
new expac trailer dropped

Huh, big Battlegrounds update to boot
And new quests~

[raw notch]

... This is fine, lol
this new Hero is going to break the game (The hero power is meant to cost 4 gold.)

[dense trellis]

https://outplayed.tv/media/620BnO I love the new ETC

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

oh boy

[raw notch]

ETC is a lot of bullshit~

[sick violet]

My battlegrounds is disconnecting me every combat

three people quit early... yeah seems like something is broken

Yeah, absolutely unplayable, without even meme-ing

[dense trellis]

Imminent pain

[raw notch]

Wait, can the snake destroy that hero's weapon?

[dense trellis]

Well yes

But also I have lethal in hand

[raw notch]

I don't think Zeph is gonna give ya lethal

[dense trellis]

No but Rommath is

Mana Biscuit + Potion of Illusion + Mask of C'thun

[raw notch]

Ahh. That wasn't obvious from the screenshot, lmao

[dense trellis]

I forgot to screenshot after killing them

[raw notch]

lmao fair

[sick violet]

Okay, it's playable again now, but I no longer understand the pacing now that the buddies are back. Gotta get my kripp teachings

[raw notch]

hope for E.T.C

[raw notch]

It is time to do some trolling

HAHAHHA
THIS GUY'S PLAYING MILL DRUID
AND I GOT JADE IDOL
get FUCKED nerd

oh no THEY HAVE JADE IDOL TOO

That was a fucking clown show of a game. Don't care that I lost, that was insane.
Drawin' insane amounts of cards, throwin' shit at the wall, this is Wild, baybeeeeee

FIRST BURGLE
AND I GET THIS

[raw notch]

Casual Hearthstone is so cursed.
Bro you don't need that guy your HERO POWER IS HIS EFFECT

[raw notch]

Casual is fun
I think this guy was a bot, because despite very clearly being in a unwinnable scenario they didn't concede nor did they stop like
Playing cards, ig?

[sick violet]

https://hsreplay.net/replay/GpvavUvv3D3N6gAs3eZpzU un fucking believable how much bullshit this guy pulled out of his ass. So much healing and so many damage cards

[raw notch]

The day they make it so Death Knight can't discover cards from other Runes, is the day I can sleep happy

Discover: Good mechanic
Being able to circumvent the Runes system with RNG: actual bullshit

[raw notch]

oh well
GOBLIN MOOOOODE!

[raw notch]

Y'KNOW I THINK THE GAME WANTS ME TO PICK PICKY EATERS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, JUST A HUNCH

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

notices that Vardan's minion is an Elemental
gets Party Elemental frozen
DEJA VU.GIF

I have never pivoted so hard in one turn

[sick violet]

I was Varden in my last game and got a couple goldens and thought i was doing well... and then people kept out-stating me and i finished 8th

[raw notch]

I greeded too hard into Elementals and Bob screwed me, lmao

[sick violet]

Oof

[raw notch]

BIG DEMONS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

though i suspect that the lack of DK Gul'dan will heavily limit the chicanary

[raw notch]

me: lets make a deck around the worst battlecry ever

and then i have the second worst Battlecry ever used against me, lol

[raw notch]

... man, you forget how bad some cards were. lmao

[sick violet]

Take that, murlocs!

[raw notch]

wtf is this card

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

Yes, YES
EVEN WARRIOR
IT IS HAPPENINGGGGG

NOOOOOO MY YIP

[raw notch]

take your 4 mana 7/7 and shove it

[sick violet]

...It is turn two.

[raw notch]

spooky kitty

[sick violet]

Slime kitty best kitty

[raw notch]

skill issue

[raw notch]

Speaking of
I think I'm fighting a bot rn
Because they cast a spell to summon two 3/2s... With a Chatty Bartender on board. (If a Secret is in play at the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to all enemies)

Sure, I did have Rigged Faire Game proc, but they wouldn't have known that.

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIPk1aN4v4c

Note the run time

[dense trellis]

I love Wild
https://outplayed.tv/media/KOZmDj

[raw notch]

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/9953-hero-immune-changing-in-26-0-health-cost-will

tl;dr "costs health instead of mana" cards will go through Immune now

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WJ0eaVfnk

[raw notch]

April 11th, baybee!

[raw notch]

Gotta get them FoL packs

[dense trellis]

Platinum 10 is where the pro players are at
https://outplayed.tv/media/GxyerK

[dense trellis]

Hmmm yes can't wait until I have 5 mana

[raw notch]

[raw notch]

Never change, Trick Totem. Never change.

"It's an older archtype, but it checks out."

This is my first OG C'thun deck I've seen since picking the game back up

But I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to run people over with Totems

Speaking of
Turn 1 Hero Power into Amalgam into Eys'or
"DISGUSTING!"

[dense trellis]

Deal with it

[raw notch]

i don't think i will (:

[raw notch]

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME I PLAY THIS DAMN CARD

"ah yes i shall cast a spell to kill this minion that buffs when spells are cast"
it survives

[sick violet]

huzzah

[raw notch]

I feel like I'm playing this game for the first time again

NOTHING MAKES SENSE
EVEN SWASHBUCKLER AND BABBLING BOOK ARE 1/2s NOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING

[dense trellis]

8 classes down, 3 to go

And then go for 1000 I guess?

[dense trellis]

Yeah that's definitely too soon

[dense trellis]

We're gonna be here for a while

[raw notch]

🤨

[dense trellis]

If that's questline I don't think those are going to help you

[raw notch]

Nah, playing Even Warrior

I was just surprised that out of every Taunt in the game I got two of the same

[raw notch]

NAXX OUT

I'm already malding

The Diamond Legendary you get from the Tavern Pass is one of the two Goldens I got from my fucking preorder

the other one is the MONKE

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

pain

[sick violet]

So, 21 packs of the new set bought with gold... and i got like 5-6 leggos from that. The fuck?

[raw notch]

Lucky lucky

[sick violet]

Incredibly so, compared to all my other times

(it's normally more like 120 packs for 7 leggos)

[raw notch]

i swear i just want a few hunter cards so i can make BANANA HUNTER but the cards are not in my favour, lol

okay SHUT THE FUCK UP GAME

goddamn communist spyware

(This will go well with Mukla)

PLAY FREEBIRD!

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

First Gold pack and I pull that?

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

[raw notch]

going through collection for Mech Paladin
Zilliax is back in Standard
Zilliax is back in Standard
PRIMITIVE!

[sick violet]

Looking at deck tracker and stuff... all i can build that isn't wild is dk decks

[raw notch]

It makes me so happy to see Silverback Patriach seeing play.

and yes i'm playing Priest, boo me

Overheal is fun, heck you

... and this is exactly why I knew the new Mukla wouldn't see play

[raw notch]

NO
KEEP THAT SHIT IN WILD

[raw notch]

me: "Mukla bad"
also me:

[raw notch]

What's better than one massive dude?

TWO!

Wheel of Yogg my beloved scam machine

[sick violet]

That looks like three

[raw notch]

three, sure

In either case
I scammed the shit out of that game

[sick violet]

Wanna do a round?

[raw notch]

Busy doing Relic stuff

[dense trellis]

Menagerie Priest is upon us

[raw notch]

Nice Signature

[dense trellis]

It was in the first pack I opened

[raw notch]

I got Krangor

[sick violet]

https://youtu.be/R63pK0fEtDU?t=453 at the timestamp

[raw notch]

i'mma watch from the first second just to spite you

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

The Ragnaros clips were glorious

[sick violet]

I love the use of the music for those types of clips

[raw notch]

"Fuck you and any minions you even want to THINK about playing."

[raw notch]

🤨

did i get a Legendary just for doing a fairly simple quest?

Like I'll take it, Highlander DK Mage would love a card like this.

For how hyperspecific that is anyway

[raw notch]

typical turn 6 rogue

[raw notch]

All Death Knight cards with any three-rune requirements (Frost-Frost-Frost, Blood-Frost-Unholy, etc.) are now removed from all Discover pools and random generation effects.
THANK YOU
it's not quite "removing any Rune requirements that don't fit your build" but it's a fucking START.

DEAD CARD DEAD CARD

though i guess guff decks could still use it for a 40 mana combo...

squees in golden Blingtron

good update
warrior buffs appreciated
time for domminate the meta with MC Blingtron and Warrior, lol

[lusty magnet]

Ah Rogue

The one class which always have a top tier deck

[raw notch]

Look, Rogue has it rough in Standard rn

(specifically standard)

[raw notch]

With the recent buffs to Hunter I think I'mma give it a go. BIg beasts, Stranglethorn Heart, maybe throw in the Arcane Hunter package

[raw notch]

Well, it didn't work in Standard, Control Hunter is dead lol
BUT IN WILD

[raw notch]

[dense trellis]

perfect

[raw notch]

insect killing intensifies

[raw notch]

Brawl RNG.

That poor Priest's day is just

annilhated

thas a BEEG sword

[sick violet]

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/23935321

[raw notch]

octosari, wrap god
mutuhar laugh.mp4

[raw notch]

I ruined this guy's day, methinks.

Got a 5 mana version from the new Legendary Mage spell and the dude decided to go Wide by 5

even ignored my Keyboard Soloist and the spell damage minions it summoned so really it is their own fault

[raw notch]

I need it!

[raw notch]

priest is fun

[sick violet]

And earlier today

[raw notch]

Looks like we're getting a balance patch soon

Either this upcoming Chewsday before the Heroic Brawliseum or Thursday if Blizzard feels like being an agent of chaos and fucking over everyone's runs

[sick violet]

One of these is not like the other

[raw notch]

Buffs and nerfs tomorrow
Also they postponed the Heroic Brawiseum to next week

[sick violet]

@raw notch https://vxtwitter.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1659257686419021830

[raw notch]

prep coin
prep coin

[raw notch]

this is as the kids say
"popping off"

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

Ironically the biggest problem is actually getting the minions killed
had to sell the Rivendare bc it kept clogging the board and so I couldn't summon the Eternal Knight again
Swapped out for Deathwhisper the same turn tho, much better

And that is what we call
An absolute win.

[dense trellis]

This is not OK

[raw notch]

good thing they changed Poisonus to Venomnus, huh?

[raw notch]

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/23957164/26-2-2-patch-notes

Man, Elementals got a big buff in BG

Also to the surprise of no one, DK and DH getting hit by nerf bat

[sick violet]

wuh

[raw notch]

thanks to the nerfs I have over 8k dust now

turns out i had a golden copy of two of the nerfed Rares, that's literally a free legendary right there

and like if the other stuff i DE'd is still good i guess i just recraft them, not that i play much Drood or DK

I think my game's bugged.

having a T5 with 9 Gold

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

pure unbridled rage at rng

Me with big druid against rogue. Rogue plays azshara, who gives him the spell that creates a random colossal minion that costs 1 mana

He does it once, gets gigafin, which eats all my minions. Can't kill the original mob so kill the taunt which deletes all the minions he ate

Guy plays azshara again (return to hand, play again), same treasure

Random colossal minion....

AND OF FUCKING COURSE IT HAPPENS TO BE GIGAFIN AGAIN ARE YOU ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY KIDDING ME

random my fucking ass

(I swear, no game makes me rage at rng more than HS)

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

balanced Heist is balanced

[raw notch]

R A N D O M

you can see at least 3 other targets, not counting my hero

can someone do the math?

[sick violet]

Who do i look like, Trolden?

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

MMMMMONKEEEEEEEe

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

This is the same game

[raw notch]

what ze hell

[sick violet]

Got the first nomi fairly early, tripled the make refreshes 0 one and the trumpeter as well

Then varden tripled the nomi

And, well

Things devolved from there

...

And I just lost.

Because of course the poison went after my 220 mob

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

Had that one in the previous game i screenshot above. Tripled with the wrong one 😐

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

Rasser frassin mech player...

[raw notch]

So I haven't been keeping up with the miniset news (DUmb of me given the fact it launches in like... 3 days) and BRO DUAL CLASS CARDS ARE BACK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This would be good with that Legendary spell for Hunter
And Big Beast Hunter is already kinda meta~

And this... This is the greatest card ever created, but oh my god this will either never see play or get nerfed into the ground

Oh the pick explodes, it doesn't stay in your hand

[sick violet]

rasser frassing beast player!

[raw notch]

ok boomkin

also

druid ramp in warlock
PLS
N O

[raw notch]

NAXX OUT

[Shop] Time for an adventure! All old Hearthstone Adventures are now available in the in-game Shop for Gold.
bruh if only i could have done this back in 2015

[raw notch]

Oh nice! I wanted this card for Shenanigins but didn't want to waste dust

[sick violet]

oof

[raw notch]

I may or may not have bought the mini set

and then immediately upgrade ETC

but like
LOOK AT THIS DOOD

[raw notch]

IT HIM
THE ACTUAL BARTENDER BOB

[sick violet]

yes! In the new timey wimey zone from next wow patch

[eternal holly]

I'm back after months of break

Dang I hope I could keep summoning minions from my hand

[sick violet]

Works better with that murloc that gains stats while in your hand

[eternal holly]

murlocs still unstoppable huh

[raw notch]

typical rogue turn 1

[eternal holly]

Why dont you tell me!

I wasn't using it for 10 turns

[eternal holly]

Still works (if the enemies don't have zap)

[eternal holly]

Holy, demons new meta is so much fun

[dense trellis]

RIP deck

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!111111

400 dust!

Mrglin' time.

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

Good ol' dragons

Last opponent was George so tunnelblaster was a must

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/10102-patch-26-4-3-balance-changes-across-modes-crimson

I'm sorry what

[raw notch]

average mage turn 5

That's uh... 32 mana worth of cards

[eternal holly]

ayo, i wish it's poisonous instead

[sick violet]

I think they've removed poisonous completely so that murlocs aren't so strong

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

Venomous is basically still the one hit kill, but it'll vanish after the first hit, even if it's against a divine shield :X

[eternal holly]

Stupid frog took a leap to 1 minion only

[eternal holly]

that's a lot of damage

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZlcgOzi_E&ab_channel=AgentW

[raw notch]

This is not a different Mage secret....

Actually wait, maybe it cast the original version of Explosive Runes rather than the Core Set version

Which is technically a different Secret

Hearthstone Spaghetti Code at work

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

mggggrl

[sick violet]

2nd place because george ended up with FUCKING GIGANTIC minions

[raw notch]

I've made... an interesting Druid deck

AAEBAbSKAwKUvQKj9gMOtLsCy7wCz7wC3b4CmNIC+a0D+84DrsAE+uIEhO8E7qMFiuAFkeAFqeAFAAA=

One part mill, one part aggro, another part Jade to make this sort of janky deck that adapts to the opponent?

Maybe I should sub a Hedge Maze for that Quillboar Legendary, it would suit as a combo piece for late game with Clear the Deck and Guff

[raw notch]

Realised I was running a Jack of All Trades and not really having a definitive win condition so I cut down the Jades to make room for more Mill stuff

[eternal holly]

Could've win

If i get the Monka earlier

Tentacle was over 150+

[eternal holly]

[sick violet]

thatsbait.jpg

[eternal holly]

It wasn't i think

rng lost, killing my monke first

[sick violet]

I see your Reno, and raise you mine

[eternal holly]

why would you put the Eternal Summoner at first?

she might died first and didn't comeback

[sick violet]

Because I forgot about that

[eternal holly]

[raw notch]

AYO

New tavern brawl's a fukin

DUNGEON RUN?!?!?!

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

Mr Mukla is a humble monke

ah, you just need to win one round of 8 to get the pack
no deckbuilding either

40 dust pack 🎉

NOOOO I MISSED LORE

[dense trellis]

You also get a pack for completing the run

[raw notch]

👀

i know what i'm doing later

[sick violet]

This version of the hero power is pretty awesome

[eternal holly]

ikr

it's better than before imo

[eternal holly]

Was like 5 people playing with murlocs

Even George can't even leave a hole in my board

He also using with murlocs

[sick violet]

How big were the murlocs in your hand? Since the three in the middle pull from there

[eternal holly]

I think I have 7 in my hand and most of them are above 40/40

[sick violet]

Noice

[dense trellis]

Grand

[dense trellis]

Biggest mechs I've ever had

[raw notch]

forgor to show before but look at this insane pull i got

Been trying out Elemental Shaman a bit and it's a bit jank but I'm slowly getting to a half-decent deck

(The Druid hero would have been better but ehhh)

[sick violet]

that dungeon brawl thing was fun

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

The blues guy at the front, I was pinging around on the other three duplicators

By the end each blues spellcraft was giving 60-70+ damage/health

And each time I cast it it increased by two so... one on each of the non golden red guys there, another on the golden to get two more copies, then both of those on the one who keeps the spellcraft permanently (the big boi)

[eternal holly]

Damn

I should try Naga again sometime

Since they removed the shrimp I lost interest using them

[sick violet]

Shrimp?

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/10113-hearthstones-next-expansion-titans-launches-on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gmNWE1Hv4

[raw notch]

not this titan i presume

YOOOO FREE YOGG CARD

a fine addition to my collection

probably can't get it gold unless i buy the stupid battle pass tho

ah that's why my internet suddenly went to shit

thx for telling me blizzard i had to go through a whole dungeon with LAG

[sick violet]

These guys have zero of the charisma of previous presenters

[raw notch]

oh good reno is back in standard

[sick violet]

"Each turn, including the turn you play them, you can choose to activate one of those abilities. Once an ability is used, that ability can’t be chosen again. Once all three abilities have been used, the Titan attacks normally instead of with its abilities."

[raw notch]

You don't have to use it immediately
but then it's a balancing act between keeping them around for long enough without dying

[sick violet]

Especially for the mage one

Every time you use one it doubles the power of the next ability :X

[raw notch]

HAHAHAHHAHHAH

THEY FINALLY MOVED MERCENARIES TO "MODES"

RAFAAM HERO
i don't need it
i don't need it

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

try not to blow my savings on garbage challenge

OH MY GOLD THE MEGA BUNDLE HAS DIAMOND ZILLIAX

I DON'T NEED IT

I DO NOT NEED IT

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

(Impossible)

i'll refrain from the mega bundle for now

now to pretend she's Jill

been meaning to get the battlegrounds thing to 40

[sick violet]

ah, the expac launches august 1st

[raw notch]

THE SUPREME ARCHEOLOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

There's a ton of bg changes in this patch

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/10118-26-6-patch-notes-expansion-pre-order-battlegrounds

[raw notch]

explains why the update took an age

NOOOOO THEY REMOVED LEAPFROGGER

[sick violet]

oof, mech looks super different now

"On July 11, Battlegrounds Quests are returning to Battlegrounds!"

To the twitch mobile!

[raw notch]

starting July

think i'm sticking with elementals

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

Annnnd the Playful Sprites have invaded

[sick violet]

[raw notch]

time to play Nikke ig

[eternal holly]

Or i think it was a Lobster, that give you stats for every naga

[sick violet]

Ah yes

[sick violet]

Enemy was mech, so blaster was necessary. I had a massive golden murloc in my hand so the 6/6 became nearly 300ish or so. And the 2nd mob pulled both it and the leeroy from my hand

Though it was a fucking bullshit game. I had 4 rounds that said 95 to 99% win chance. I tied 2 and lost one. Won the last one (which was the final round)

[sick violet]

I am not sure if this is intended magnetize behavior...

So mech #2 spawns 2 magnetic mechs at the end of turn. Doubled by the guy on the end (doubles all end of turn stuff). What I'm wondering if it's intentional or not:

As you can see, my board is full. Despite this, I was still able to magnetize stuff to existing minions. They all shrunk, as if to fit an 8th minion but then grew again after it got magnetized. Could've sworn before this patch, you did need to have a free space to be able to magnetize

Cause I had two of mech #4 for a while and tripled on last turn or near last turn. That's the mech that gives +1/+1 for every magnetization a mech has

Soooooooooooo.... i'm spawning 4 magnetic mechs at the end of my buying turn. Each getting +1/+1 per mech #4, TWICE because of the last dude.

Methinks it's a tad broken

[raw notch]

magnetize

how the fuck does it work

[sick violet]

Magnets, innit

[dense trellis]

Magnetic got changed a while back, patch 26.2

You don't need boardspace for it anymore

This also applies to constructed

[sick violet]

Man, that makes it stupidly powerful for Battlegrounds now

[sick violet]

Trogdooooooooooooooor 🐉

[sick violet]

[eternal holly]

so i just met a guy has a ability to summon a buddy and somehow he has infinite amount of secret cause some of a buddy that give secret when he die

he has like 1 gold and 2 normal

[sick violet]

Ah yeah, that guy

[eternal holly]

Graaaaaa~

[sick violet]

Hot naga on naga action for the last fight. I emerged victorious

[sick violet]

damn giant murloc in the enemy hand...

[sick violet]

https://twitter.com/BlizzardCSEU_EN/status/1678735890993098753

Blizzard CS EU (@BlizzardCSEU_EN)

Quests are returning to #Hearthstone Battlegrounds! From today until the next Battlegrounds Season, Battlegrounds Quests will be in every game. https://t.co/s5ya6lPlas

Twitter · Jul 11, 2023, 12:00 PM

[eternal holly]

[sick violet]

Subarashi

[sick violet]

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/10141-patch-26-6-2-balance-changes-duels-updates-bug or rather this one with actual notes

https://www.hearthpwn.com/news/10147-quests-return-to-battlegrounds and quest details

[sick violet]

So this is my enemy, who I just beat to win the game. Note the gigantically huge last minion

RNjesus was on my side. The first mob places reborn on a fellow undead

That murloc is an undead. After it gets reborn, since it STARTS with venomous.. it gets it again. Bam, double venomous

WINNAR

[frank spruce]

I had a golden "battlecry your blood gems increase 2 more health" and the legendary taunt with deathrattle trigger adjacent minions battlecries

So in the end my minions were getting +20/40 per end of turn

I wanted to keep scaling but everyone died too fast

[raw notch]

i am in Missouri

[frank spruce]

wow the secret costs 1 now

[sick violet]

If you get a good quillboar thing going with those extra buffs and whatnot, it gts absolutely insane

[raw notch]

yup
why tf he can pull the Diablo secrets is anyone's guess but it turned a tie into a loss and FUCK

[frank spruce]

how much gold does it cost if I want 4 heroes instead of 2?

i remember 1 or 2k when I played over a year ago

[sick violet]

I think around 2k if gold is an option? It's the battlepass though so that might be 19.99

[frank spruce]

ha ha ha

that is sad

pay to win BGs 👴

[sick violet]

yeah a lot of people bitched when the battlepass thing was first introduced with this

[frank spruce]

the game wants to give me a loaner deck

(forcing it on me)

it doesnt matter what I pick right, I dont keep the cards?

Bro theres a different battle pass for HS and BGs..

[raw notch]

needless to say
i won that game

Because did you know that Shudderwock has the full Manathirst effect of Alastor?
Now that's a lotta damage.

[lusty magnet]

I remember people arguing if manathirst effecr is part of battlecry or not

[raw notch]

It very much is
At least, for the 8 mana dude

i forgor if the 2 mana and 5 mana doods still trigger
not that it matters
SMG SHUDDERWOCK SHAMAN LESGOOOOOO

[frank spruce]

What is manathirst?

If a card costs 5 but has manathirst 8 does that mean it does something special when you have 8 mana but still only costs 5?

[raw notch]

yes!

[frank spruce]

What if I have 8 mana total but I have spent one so I have 7

Do I need to still have 8 unspent

[lusty magnet]

It depends on mana cap

[lusty magnet]

I've looked it up, only the 8 mana one "replaces" the bc when it's triggered

Since it's written "Deal 14 instead", not "Deal 7 more"

So it triggers twice, unlike other 2 mana and 5 mana ones

[sick violet]

On prime

[raw notch]

woah, epic!

AYO STAR RAIL REWARD THAT ENDS TODAY

[sick violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF93O7Gh1BI wronchi, never change

[sick violet]

Fucking scammer build bullshit

[sick violet]

YARRRR

(ignore the previous game)

[raw notch]

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

going good so far... and i know the last enemy standing, nozdormu, is also a naga

...it did not go well.

[frank spruce]

Murlocs are back in a big way invest in murlocs

[sick violet]

I usually try to if i can!

[eternal holly]

did a counter play but mf RNG said "NO you can't win"

how can i suddenly attack first? previously the dude always attack first

[sick violet]

[sick violet]

Is this a good omen?

[sick violet]

Yes. YEs it was

[eternal holly]

[sick violet]

So, neat trick: the 2nd mob makes you use HP instead of mana to refresh bob's board. And the 5th mob reverses that damage and gives itself +1hp, so it's a nice loop

It does 2 refreshes for hp. Golden version, 4 refreshes

HOWEVER. Every new one of those guys that you buy, gives you two more HP refreshes

So I used that plus the extra gold each turn quest to put mob #1 to work (every time you take damage, it buffs other demons)

I only saw one single fucking one so imagine how many tics of damage I went to so my demons could be that fucking huge

[raw notch]

lol, lmao even

worst game ever, uninstalling, refunding my TITANS preorder, etc.

last one, didn't expect an Undertale reference in 2023

[frank spruce]

https://twitter.com/PlayHearthstone/status/1684270014625374212?t=Mmecv3WjG8eFhq8aoWgWag&s=19

Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone)

Sargeras adds some happy little corpses in Episode 2 of Canvassing the Cosmos 🎨💀

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 6:30 PM

Wow they are going all out with the marketing

[sick violet]

Zapp as a fuck you to their leeroy. And I had a 203/203 in my hand so third mob becomes huge. 2nd to last boss summons said huge mob... + the other venomous murloc I had in hand (same as #2, whose deathrattle gives venomous to another murloc)

[frank spruce]

Does anyone know how it was possible for Yshaarj to have the 6 drop mech on tier 4?

[sick violet]

What's his quest?

There's one where it gives you two spells that reroll a mob into one of a higher tier

[frank spruce]

its in the picture

Ghastly Mask

oh itll have to have been the 2 drop gnome

[sick violet]

Oh right i was thinking that was something other than quest

2 drop gnome?

oh

Yeah that guy, that makes sense

[raw notch]

you know i didn't expect the AI in this game to be this stupid