#Final Fantasy 14
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Now, the guide is 14 hours of video, my suggestion is to watch 10 levels of guide at a time
As you do them
There is a lot to say about POTD

He also runs the floors right after he explains them
So there is a lot of gameplay between the guide bits
oh. oh. right, rp duties exist
:c yeeeeah i just found out. that sucks
dude runs Tsukiyomi axe, based
at least thancred's little trick is cool
still can't believe the level 90 GNB skill is just Gaius' ult reskinned
because levelling RPR didn't make me edgy enough I'm also agreeing with ARR Gaius
Look I'm SORRY I THINK THIS LINE IS BADASS
even if the garlics are wrong and genocide is bad
actually i cant believe i ever dared call emet-selch a drama queen
a performance worthy of accolades. someone give this man a faintin couch and ice cream stat
too bad im not a than stan this would probably be more effective 
but hey the music is nice
is it weird that i thought he was actually going to croak for a hot minute
is like
"It's been too long since a Scion died."

None was really a huge Thancred fan before shadowbringers I feel
His whole dad arc is what created a lot of fans
being bodyjacked and sidelined tends to do that
Plus like
Dadcred got style
Not biased
||OH NOOOO not the warriors of light-darkness givin up their lives|| 
minfilia why would u do this to my ghost buddy
that is so rude
Is it?
i mean i would b pissed if i was left intangible to suffer a hudred years incorporate n gettin to hear nothin but insults about me n my friends and bein unable to do anything anytime more tragedy came if my sole designation before was be a life savin adventurer.
but what do i know
Sounds like a skill issue
just don't sacrfice yourself for the sake of your world, idiot
I loved the whole Minifilia conversation during that bit
Yes, I love the "Since all our heroes are gone, we'll just have to make heroes of ourselves"
It's so good
magical girl transformation goes wheeee
THE TWINS HIIIIIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

THE WHEEZE HATH BEEN DOUBLED
oh its good to have everyone in one group the humor writes itself
The Gang
now, thancred, how about we get you a towel for that face
"but it makes me cool and angsty-"
no
welp, hey. its not like you were wrong?

I think that if he died there, it'd have been narratively satisfying.
I would have had no problem with it
I am happy he didn't since there are a lot of dadly interactions with Ryne that happen after this point but it would also have been good
No autocorrect, I didn't mean deadly, I meant dadly
Yes I know it is not a real word
deadly for the feelsies
Ah right, what do you think about Ryne losing her soul? because she's ginger now 
The whole "Gingers have no souls" meme
an internet relic
do i break my monk first tradition so i can do this with the twins and minfilia or no....
hmmmmmmmm
its a pain but, yes. once
This is the dungeon with the highly serious water golem
the what 
you'll know it when you see it
also i know how you feel
I always do anything story related as WAR first
not just for lore reasons but because i can focus on mechanics without fucking up too much
oh, wait, if i dont do monk i wont b in the cutscene as monk. disregard! thancred it is
time to spend billions of years on this
trust is so slow. i understand why but it also pains me to no end
It's a little faster as a tank since you can go wall to wall
It's not recommended because the healers are arse and dying gets you kicked back to the start of the dungeon but you can
warrior superiority, healers are overrated I just don't die
being able to throw down Bloodwhetting every 30 seconds helps
or Raw Intuition as it's called before EW buffed it to make WAR TOO ANGRY TO DIE
Bloodwhetting and Inner Release are legit the reasons why I stuck with the class 
though it might just be a skill issue. im not a best tank
nah, healers are arse even compared to me
Top tier design

that aether sippage didnt look very comfortable WOL
tis, as we call it, an uh oh. a yikes. a that looks like consequences of thy actuons
Yeah lots of not very good sounds
Still holding on tho
And only one lightwarden left
Maybe you can squeeze it in and not explode?
just play aether tetris
or use a fantasia and become toller so you can P2W the aether /s
oh noo the dragon child
im inclined to believe vauthry is hoardin the stronk one in klohusia, so...
press x to doubt that
This was Alisaie objective, now that it's dark again theorically their transfromation should at least stop if not recede
It's so cool seeing that's progress towards that, given how dire the situation looked at the beginning, and they had us experience it on the ground
They literally had his last meal ready
I mean Kholusia is the next stop, last region left to turn dark
AaaaAaaaAAAAA
this is fine
"Oh hey Lietuennent, what brings you here today?"
"I NEED TO SELL MY SHITE"
get to captain already
ughhhh since i'm here already...
this is fine

wheeee im gonna die again
i am so gonna die n theres nothing to be done n we're gonna do it anyway
what's next, that one au ra reincarnation? am i gonna pull a minfilia?
i dont know but this looks bleak
It's fine, Urianger said he got a plan
It's fine, he's hot now that he is in a dress
Hot people are rarely wrong or untrustworthy

I trust a good bookworm
but you. said the others were askin after me. doesnt that mean they wanted to talk with me?
okay i guess 
oooh what's this cutscene

well that's some weird interdimensional bullshittery
Which part, the glowy one?
this one
Ohhhhh nice
did i get ||visions from a different WOL? from yet another shard?||
Expert roulette, i did it as GNB because yes
My comments were about my own messages, I wasn't talking about your guess
Someone reading your tale. Who could it be? And when?
Just to beclear
Also accidentally popped "Dungeon Master" challenge which means wasted EXP 
They were reading your adventures through Heavensward.
i got that, i can read 
How often did you die
I really need to get some other crafters up, maintaining my armor is expensive
I DIDN'T

maybe it's related to damage taken because i was tanking
Big Armorsmithey strikes again
keeping us poor gillionares down
@plucky cairn is now a good time to do job quests? im all 80 ready and by hydaelyn i need some fuckin whimsy in my life
if you want some whimsy, go straight for the healer Role Quests
hclegend. im obviously doing monk first
BOOOO
im surprised you could even entertain a different idea
BECAUSE THE NPC IN THE HEALER ROLE QUEST IS THE BEST SHB MINOR NPC
i believe you, but they can go second or third
she's a goblin and i love her
I think the healer one might stop you, the others should be completable maybe.
hrrrrrrmmmmm...
You still have to unlock half of Kholusia and I'm trying to remember which quests ask you to go there
Honestly, you should at least find the Dwarves, the healer quests just makes more sense once you know the insanity
i guess it makes sense. i have yet to properly meet the la li hos, n where else would they be
Yes you must learn what the fuck a lali-ho is
well thats certainly no problem. you've seen what side content does to me
the lali-ho isn't even part of that questline, it's just its own little sidequest chain so have fun with that
y'all wanna try running EX Titania for Wonderous Tails- iron pipe sfx 
oh look a ptsd side quest, lemme get that real quick
who needs to focus on my own trauma when i can meddle with someone else's

fuck the regular Titania still kills me inside 
thank god i got the mount
not touching that shit with a 20 lim pole
that sounds fun....
this is not an exaggeration btw the quest is literally called scars of war

at least the weapons look cool but that's Other People's Problems
kinda like your PTSD!
Titania ex I am pretty sure requires 8 people
ALL THE BETTER
great news! its a mutual therapy club now

nevermind back to the horrors
also apparently this is the quest where i finally make a hot springs glam. bc there is a surprisin amount of cutscenes for that specific scenario
hmmm
ridable crab or samurai chocobo
🦀
Samurai Chocobo barding costs 600k on the market, i'll save tomestones for that
Comprimise: I did buy the crab from the market
i like using the walk speed with the crab
Is that the one in Rhealgar reach?
casually going around the corner and oop
crab
oh, nay gen
A crystarium one?
this one

i love when side questlines intersect, its always so cool

oh. hahah. you know. gettin torn to shreds by aether inside me but, yep. will dooooooo
Good old Wiping City

more alleged emet lore
🇷🇺🇩🇪
.......... discord that spelled out rude what are you doing

look i know the letters are called regional indicator but i did not expect that
NSFB: ||I love this, though. As we learn throughout this expansion, ultimately Emet has genuine intentions and his motivations make sense. This is what makes FFXIV and especially ShB so goddamn good, the antagonist has relatable, understandable motivations and not just a 2D lol I am evil villain writing. From his position, he’s absolutely right.||
i wonder if ||vauthry will make a primal from some horrifyin combination of sin eaters n the "belief" of eulmoreans. it wouldnt surprise me||
NSFB: ||Further, I appreciate how they retroactively fixed Lahabrea in ShB.||
just like your run of the mill capitalist
Very NSFB: ||I am so excited for the moment bringi gets to the Vauthry fight. Very much a “OH NO HES HOT” moment||
||every time i run that trial either me or someone in the party says that exact line, usually a newbie to it||
||and such a fucking awesome track too||
speaking of
(nsfb again)||i wanna do the last trial with bringi so they don't get bodied by the mandatory LB3 tank mechanic, that happened to me because me and my Ex both ran tank and well, I didn't know at the time and he forgot, lmao
same happened with Endsinger, I think||
how it started: heheee, what if i had a whimsical adventure of punching people in a desert city and was given a large chicken.
how its going: cannibalism.



NSFB: ||You think you’re fucking done, bringi? IT GETS WORSE||
how itll presumably end: i cry over a bird? presumably?
i dont know how a bird fits into all this but. you know
Cute birb fren =D

heh. you shouldve stayed a monk
i mean this seems like a loose definition of "human" but whatever u say minfilia
wait oops not anymore
ryne, sorry about that
NSFB: ||I wonder, can Bringi see this yet? They haven’t seen the underwater city yet, right? https://youtu.be/9DUt3yN3ue0?si=w8zMmr9N18nowzC2 ||
A silly Shooting Stars meme. When I saw this cutscene in the 5.0 MSQ I just couldn't resist! https://www.patreon.com/FluffStuffXIV
That one’s actually a meme but I’m not sure if you can see it yet; I’m asking others for their thoughts
BAG RAIDERS MY BELOVED
oh, its just azyz lla again


they haven't been there yet
Cool, then NSFB
plus a bit of the end is from a ShB raid but ehhh
True but hard to derive anything from it
THE EULMORE AETHERYTE FUCKING FINALLY
runnin over here for crafter n gatherer stuff was so annoyin
Haha yeah that one takes a while
you mean the catpeople?
I WILL I PROMISE BUT GEN SAID LA LI HO FIRST
ik ik
aplhi really got good at public speakin huh
i mean i know thats his like, thing but. damn boy
nice

maybe this time crystal braves wouldnt end so badly-

THE GUY IS A TALOS ENGINEER BABY. LETS. GO
gods i love this game
BEHOLD MY CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
you dont understand that is SO COOL.
wait
I forgot the eyes
I forgot you can just turn off the eyes
AND THEY WERE DROPPING HINTS. CAUSE THEY SAID MYSTELS WERE THE BEST AT TALOS STUFF
YOOOOO

i love setup punchline payoff gets me every time
AAAAAAA oh this makes me so happy


oh shit better screenshot that, this will never happen again 
this is great because i spent real-ass money to get the SHINY GLOD because I loved the armor so much aside from the colour

when does ali ever say good job to alphi´s face 
sibling instinct prevents her most of the time
well then! it looks like i will end today on a high note

huzzah
whats that about my imminent death? dont know anything shut up
no sadge only cool cat lady
a lot 
i was sad then sadder than a lol happier then devastated n now ecstatic
hope that helps
yooo shinryu roulette
lets go
Disgusting
I TOLD YOU SHE IS EVIL
Here is the thing, I actually quite like Ryne, she ain’t like Minfilia
I can’t
also im sorry im late i was ecstatic over cat lady. gud glam

The cultural appropriation of the lali hos is great
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LEEROOOOOOOOY
no i wasn't actually attempting to solo Shinryu, this is just roulette and I happened to use sprint
also we wiped at the beginning of the fight 
o i got shinryu yesterday
i died after lb3 cause it locked me in place n the boss pushed me off the edge

slightly miscalculated but whatever
Based.
@elfin wave btw, what's your level in eureka?
uhhh like 5
ah
im 12, maybe we could, idk play together sometime
yeye
@elfin wave so apparently "when i itch for new stuff" meant "in 3 days"
susano voice REJOICE

Ok now, do you remember how cool and well written the DRK quests were?
Please, forget you ever played them
Because the MRD quests aren't that
And it'd be really mean to remember the DRK quests exists when you play MRD content
well its hc's favorite. i expect nothin but hildy level shenanigans
There is some of that, in some of the WAR quests, the MRD are just bad in my opinion
The class is super fun, the quests are kind of painful
i mean i enjoyed pld that should tell you about my standards....
That said, it'll be really fun to see Silver with a big axe
Also as you level, you can delete old tank gear from your inventory forever
Since GNB starts at 60
carnage! carnage! carnage!
POGS SO HARD I CREATE A PORTAL TO EORZEA
obvi war glam is gonna change a bunch (i have nothin good for my head!) n i dont have a clear vision yet sans "orange", but for now it will serve me better than whatever unholy abomitation cobbled together arr gear provides
i can live with mismatched style but why does arr gear intentionally come with gharish color combinations??? is it to force people to grab the dye quest???
terrible horrible no good time
orang
orang
Orangutan.
Monke.
🦧

yall im about to be so embarrassing but lets go. so i was readin back on this thread bc idk i like the game i do it sometimes, n i came across this
now, i remember i was like "what do you MEAN you dont recognize me ysthola, what the fuck!" and was just a lil peeved, i mean boo we're two scion cat friends n everythin. and today i. i realized. i forgor ysthola is blind
of course she thought me an impostor given my shitass light sippage. of course she got night's blessed ready for a sin eater attack if my aether signature literally shines like one. i am so dumb
i have no idea why it didnt click for me at the time

ysthola i am so sorryyyyyyyyyy
stand talllll, my friend~
i wanna see an Old Sharlayn in Lego but I get that might be impossible because of the water
i prefer Old Sharlyan i'm SORRY
bringi needs to finish ShB already so they can be depressed with us
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Ableist bringi is best bringi

noone ever screenshot this thread out of context
first the moogle mishap where im accidentally racist n now this
why you racist?
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do it! we could do dailies together! i even started warrior just now so ud have shorter queues!
when we'd manage to sync schedules that is
ohhhh
so when I ask to hang when it doesn't involved ffxiv
"im busy"
but with ffxiv, its dailies?

I don't think you need a new account you can just create an EU character with your current account
well i unlocked the promotion mission for squadrons
... and t he level 80 sage armor looks fuckin' identical to the starter armor
gets Sage to 80
finishes the Sage questline
...
let's do a ShB Alliance Raid as a fuckin' SAGE
i have truly lost my mind 
goddamn weebs
"ye ill do levelling duty for marauder, what could go wrong"
game pairs me with 3 first timers

yay
when I wake up, I expect you to defeat all the sin eaters, then we can talk business
i had a migraine today so i slept too. though unfortunately those never leave me too rested 
it was actually quite crazy we managed to go a week without you getting a migraine
and me not getting drunk at 10 am
i dont have them that often (anymore), but im definitely glad the trip went without a hitch
huh, they're actually putting it as soon as 6.5?
Thought we'd have to wait for 7.0, but okay!
Hmm actually putting both 7.0 and the free trial extension on the same day 
They did say 6.5 during the presentation they announced it in.
Ah ooke
If they released it during the 7.0, and the Dawntrail launch went as well as Endwalker's, the server congestion would make free trial players unable to play unless they log in during early morning.
I feel like the servers are still going to have a bit of a hard time keeping up. It's basically a mini expansion launch.
I tried making a good Sage glam and gave up, lol

💁 🦋 is this gnb glam but bloo
i guess sage in my brain implies somethin like "pissed off librarian" and well, those come with less belts
but ya do u
but my duty popped-
Pissed off librarian?
gives the vibe of "I'm doing this against my will but i'm trying"
DRONE STRIKE
this just gives me Air Raider vibes
"I'm not here to support the violence, I am the violence."
GOD
I forgot about the song I set in my house and
AHHHH I STILL LOVE IT
Man
Running with a DRK and they're wearing this getup and I'm just thinking
FUCK I NEED IT
(it's from the dungeon bringi is doing next for context)
I think I might have to grind this out for a potential WAR glam because it looks SICK
ugh
of course the healer version looks like goddamn BLM armor 
@hasty kayak do you think this would suit a MNK? 
weapon is neat. i like the head horn, dunno if that meshes with au ra? top is like 6/10, too crop toppy for me but i love the shoulder pieces. hands are a lil boring but serviceable if u cant find anything better. pants are great for sure, the poofier the better and i adore the cloth piece ala belt. not a fan of shoes.
overall verdict: its not bad at all, but a few switcheroos could make this glam really shine
Good
I just need to get it to level 79

honestly i was just wondering if you'd pick it up for your own MNK because the dungeon it drops in is coming up soon for you
nah, im probably too attached to make that large of changes. the only aspect i regularly doubt is shoes, as you've seen
the tank armor looks the best IMO
shoes in general are just a mess™ in most of my glams. if its not shoes, then its hands, n god forbid when its both
then again i like capes too much
so you give me like
very effective looking armor with a cape 
yeah, if its dyable its not a bad look
definitely suits drk like u said
though it is kinda. shiny
so maybe for a pally?
Maybe
I think that's like the theme of the armor since it's called "The Forgiven Armor of X"
BUT WHY DOES THE FUCKING HEALER ARMOR LOOK LIKE BLM ARMOR AGHHHHH
bc everythin in this expansion has to be edgy
oh that's neat
so i'm looking at job gear for SGE and the 89/90 gear you get is actually something you get glamoured during the 80 quest
"oh that's a cool steampunk-ey getup- oh it's level 88 gear FUCK"
ah
bought the level 82 gear
and it's worse than the armor i have
but i already glamoured it
and I can't glamour my level 80 armor
because you can't glamour armor that's lower level than the glamour

200k gil down the drain
there might be a reaper in this raid
Nah
sigh this sucks. i would really like to level marauder/warrior, but the next stretch of dungeons is just. a terror of tanking. arr what were you thinking. haukke manor is absolute worst dungeon map ever to navigate and brayflox has that shitty first room
haukke manor, brayflox longstop and dzemael darkhold, the unholy trinity of terrible tanking time
why is this main quest about math?!
because yes
okay, okay. i ran the haukke route with pally, this will be fine (lying to myself)
nevermind 8 minutes in queue aint worth it, im a tank and i demand some respect
off to eureka then
actually now im bored
eureka is s l o w and i havent yet found the courage to join those pop things ppl keep yellin about in eureka chat
mood
why does the queue take aaages, are u tellin me ppl have better things to do on a saturday evening?
inconceivable
OKAY LEVEL 30 LETS GO
really, this one? 
his first impression is about as good as erik´s from mnk but whatever ya say 


A warrior is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
this cutscene confuses me. ||for context emet-selch chats with you while the ladder is bein restored. he goes on about imperialism or some nonsense and then he asks if you remember the time before the planets split? which is, confusing. and then theres this bit||
like, am i missing somethin here?
Maybe there is some confusions as to the mechanics of the sundering
When the ||world was sundered, the souls of the people that lived there, were divided into 14 parts right? Which is the souls that now inhabit the bodies of the people that live on the shards||
So it stands to reason, if your ||soul gets fully rejoined, you'd enjoy the same perks as did the ancients, immortal, capable of incredible magic, etc||
uuuuuuuh. wait, so, ||does that mean everyone everywhere is actually reincarnating like that one au ra tribe believes? do all the planets have constant population and they just, recycle souls? that doesnt sound right||
Yes, they were 100% correct
My guess on the constant population is that ||I assumed that they were a lot more ancients than the current population||
but, ||where do the extra souls go then?||
In ||the lifestream||
Aetherial sea, etc
Or whatever that's called
The "returning to the atherial sea" that they say through the game is ||correct too, dead soul join the lifestream in which they are purified of past memories and are then reborn||
Also I assume it wouldn't ||be impossible to create a completely new soul, but the game doesn't touch on the subject, mine is mostly speculation based on context clues in later expansions||
that is. really depressing
I don't know if it is, ||when a soul is reborn it's a new individual even if it shares the soul of a past person.||
I think it's kind of ||nice knowing that when someone dies they eventually get to live again as someone completely different, I always liked reincarnation as a concept.||
Well ||completely different maybe it's a stretch, it seems like it implies that they share similar inclinations, but the experiences they have and the people they meet shape them differently||
Like an artistan ||would probably still like to create in each of their lives, what and why they create might change, but if that's their true calling it's probaly going to be what they gravitate each time they are reborn||
i love makin plans plan makin cutscenes are always such a treat in this game. "oh you sayin this impossible goal may actually be just borderline possible? great, lets go!"

thank god we had a red mage
Of course it'd be the third, lol
||And thats why we have to rejoin these 14 souls back||


LALI HOOOOOOO







lmao, i forgot about that line
Oof, patch releases october 3rd? Gotta grind the irregular tomestones then....
After the trailer finished, FFXIV Producer Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi-P), as well as Global Community Producer Toshio Murouchi (Morbol) appeared and welcomed everyone in TGS to the Live Letter. They started by revealing the dates for the upcoming patch. Part one of the patch, or 6.5, arrives on October 3, 2023. Part 2, on the other hand, or 6.55, will arrive in mid-January, 2024.
on the one hand
sage is fun
on the other
SAGE IS STRESSFUL AGH
fly nugget
flyyyyyy
I GOT TO HEAR THE LA HEE
YEAAAAAAAAAH BABY
I went the wrong way but WORTH IT
WAIT A MINUTE
Is she referring to that part of the ShB trailer? 
We'll have to see this Matoya's dream
NO NO NO
I'm in Y'shstola's bad books already following The 6.1 Incident
I do NOT need to give her more ammo
LA HE 
Yep. You can also find the ruins of it
The Greatwood tribe quest prolly goes more into it
Probably worth doing because you get LA HE 
one of these days my squadron will be able to do the promotion mission
you know
the same day they actually let you become a Storm/Flame/Serpent Champion 
Lalafel
Chickens do exist, you just never see them alive. But you can buy chicken eggs and chicken breasts from some vendors for cooking.
Chocobo are canonically food in FF16, but I dunno about 14
Mine is named Backupfoodsupply
They can definitely be eaten. One sidequest in Dravanian Forelands touches on this subject.

please
kill me
This is going to be a test of your reflexes
Have you the strength?
Ah yes, Limsa. Exit inn room, first thing I see is a naked catgirl
(underwear only)
Good old limsa, huh
Good ol' Limsa
<@&1128722919405650000> dailies?
Good idea, give me a few mins
Logging in
Actually 1 sec
The game yelled at me go to back to my homeworld for some reason, I'll do that just in case it's important
take ur time
i can wait no prob
I have no idea what this means
got tribes to take care of
huh
wacky
give a shout if we should move to lich instead
Nah it'll take less than 20 minutes
I'll also go sell stuff from retainer since I'm there
I'm back
so, did they give ya some things to like, confirm with a button ooor
am logg
oki lemme wrap up these tribe quests real quick
which actually
good idea
i need to check on my recroots and retainers rq rq
the recruits are like 18 hours a pop so if I forget it's a big time loss to captain 
dont forget that to actually get the captain mission, you'll have to go n do like, i think five different dungeon runs with your recruits
i got stuck on that for like eveeeeer
I did it for the emotes
lol
of course its the math one

NOBODY SAID THERE WOULD BE MATH

UNDERTALE FAN
3 commendations for just healing 
Wow I had seconds to turn in the Pixie quests before daily reset
nice
as for myself i took a nap so i am fashionably in time for reset
(been nappin more again lately somethins up with that... hmmm)
also i had time for just the regular raid before reset 
Damn social obligations
well hey, we did do the other dailies at least. sadge about alliance raid. though idk how decked out u are in the event tomes
brain: "Hc no"
WAR brain: "HC YES"
for me from this event i grabbed the high five emote, the 5* triple triad card and three mounts (dragon, turtl, tyrannosaurus). i did decide ill get the dogs sorta last minute, so i still need 3 whistles to complete the set. overall i think that's not too shabby a haul, considerin i only did daily roulette n dont have access to shb or ew stuff that gives more tomes
you know after like ten minutes and only getting this dude down to like 80% i think i'll do the sane thing
See the problem is that it can't kill me
so IN THEORY I could win due to sheer resilience (based WAR)
the problem is i don't want to spend a fucking hour fighting the same enemy for no reason 
no i mean
At least in Eureka you're killing things
this is slamming my head against a brick wall until it breaks
btw gen is offline so i might as well just ask directly, u feelin up for dailies together? i can hop over
Hmmm
Nah, I'll be doing Tails first for the Beeg EXP, you might as well do dailies solo 
no prob, have fun
LET'S DANCE ASSHOLE
the music there is so funny
"habwasbsgsgsjf havwabdgsgd habehdgwggsge TITAN"
that's exactly what the lyrics say don't at me
Using WAR to solo a 8 man trial: 
Using RPR to solo a 8 man trial: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnmXeIyyvsg yeah but it is a banger
"Bow down, overdweller!"
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oh it is, its just very funny
it's a shame that even the roulettes are so short
then again, i never focus on the music when i'm playing Sage because it's more screaming in terror as I try not to get Landslided
gasp mount friend!
man your griffon is POONI
oh hey, Great Hunt Extreme is one of the Tails I can get 
... Why did I queue into a ShB raid as Sage, again
Like I could have just used WAR or GNB and now I'm too scared to back out
You know what side from the tank commiting Dragoon by using a gap closer over a pit (mood) it went well (well that and the BRD dying twice but they're new so
)
"Man, why is this Sepirot going down faster than I remember?"
notices lack of chest/Wonderous Tails mark
"Oh... This is Normal.
"
@elfin wave more ut fans on the loose
i mean im sure they are
but qitari are gatherers
also updated my SGE look a tad
Turns out i forgot that my torso was part of a set 
so thats a botanist
(i'm sure Tataru wouldn't be angry for not using it for over a year)
but mismatchin sets is what makes glams fun!
well it's only a 3 piece set
discounting the accesories
oh hey our MNK in this raid has the ToP weapon 
top?
wait
not that, Ultima
this is unrelated to the raid, lmao
i would say "wow they must be good at MNK" but i just ressed them
this is World of Darkness...
i blame the healers
the levelling roulette is starin at me me menacingly

on one hand, more war levels. on other hand, brayflox longstop
meanwhile me:
Healer needed
HEAD FIRST
ok important question, which helmet coloring looks nicer
ah yes a level 84 dungeon 
memeing aside the group was very understanding and we didn't wipe
(had a close call on the last mob pull but they themselves said it was pretty nasty so i feel good about myself)
I like R E D
well it can't get worse
narrator: it did
We actually cleared that first try
Nobody died but the other healer who was new 
am i... actually competent at SGE?
SGE 89 🎉
its called intelligence, but i understand a WAR main like you isn't overly familiar with the concept
oh noooooooooo
i mean i understand what theyre doin n stuff n stuff but now im just rememberin the sad cutscene again

:c :c :c :c :c

What are heartstones again
night blessed's souls basically
THE SADNESS
lmao well the second option´s off the table

"well thou see-eth i cannot reveal mine plans about your lightening gone wrong" that sounds like bullshit bruh
DONT SHRUG HIM OFF YSTHOLA-
assholes the both of ya 

i mean story wise i imagine ||ardbert comes in our darkest hour n some such to absorb some light as well, given we already know he can do that and that mainnfilia saved him up for us so to speak. but will it be enough?||
we just dont know!
That can't be ||Urianger plan, unless he knows of Ardbert tho||
well no, i have no idea what he's plannin
but i dont have high hopes in that plan anyway 
its urianger.
yep
MEANWHILE, AT THE ASSHOLE CENTRAL...
uh oh
we may get poisoned yet
hmmmmmmmm. it sure would be nice if i remembered ||what elidibus´s mask looked like. i forgot if the part about elidibus inhabitin zenos´ body was a proven thing or guesswork||
oh hi ||zenos buddy pal!!||
oh thanks for that confirmation i guess
varis b like:

that was a most intruigin note to end today on. tomorrow: vauthry smackdown (hopefully probably)
I wanna see your reaction to the Vauthry Smackdown
national holiday on thursday, so tomorrow after work ill have aaaaaaall the time i need for vauthry smackdown
will keep myself free to join in eventual trials
FEAR
Doctore
Spamming praetorium on RPR.... 1) farming moogle tomestones 2) leveling rpr 3) watching videos
One stone, three birds!
||how to make me fall into despair: make me confront my mistakes as a healer|| 

finally gonna rank up in Malestrom baybee
till the sea swallows all baybeeeeeeeee
LFG
ah.
i run into a problem.
I need tomestones for Sage Manderville weapon
i haven't been doing current content because I've been too focused on levelling

Well I could do current raid tier for Accessories, doubt that'd get me to 615 for Expert/P9-12 but it'd be a start.
Alternatively I can give in to capitalism and buy a ILVL 640 Sage arm but ehhh I want the Manderville for aesthetic as well as raw ILVL
the mnk manderville is pretty cool
when u get ur mnk there u can b a dragon with dragon punchies
SAGE IS STRESSFUL
all healers are
"yeah, yeah, im done with work, im ready to seize the afternoon, napping would waste time!" and then. defeated by sleepy time disease
every tiem
More than wasting time, I hate when that happens because then I end up going to bed late and it destroys my sleep schedule
well you're not that far from Vauthry at least

alright time to get this shitshow on the road


I believe this quest will have a dungeon and a trial
whcih y'know
kinda obvious when I say it out loud
gotta climb to that sky island somehow 
oh geebus noone told me this will set off a bomb
hi ardbert are u ||ready to rejoin your friends soon in a heroic sacrifice||
Talk about an explosive start
he said not to call you
To be fair, he was probably right
(nsfb) ||how do you think they'll react to the Heroes' Gauntlet it being a gameplay version of this trope
||
shush
Can you imagine the ||fae not sabotaging the construction of the talos just because it's taking a bit and they got bored?||

based non-binary fairy king Titania
<@&1128722919405650000> so do u wanna join me just for the trial, for both trial n dungeon, or neither?
Dungeon if you aren't going for trust I'm gonna join, if you are doing trust I wont mind missing out on it tho

come on over then
we goin on a murder spree
(another one)
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
(I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL)
Random FF antagonist : "I am a GOD"
Average FF protagonist : 
.... awwww ali does the same knucle crackin "lets do this" animation as WOL, thats a cute little bit about how she looks up to you
That boss is confusing, don't worry
I cannot explain what went through my head for that delayed line AoE attack
Yeah that line attack was definitely a brainfart, for the rest it's pretty normal to get a few vuln stacks
think i was getting it mixed up with the final NieR raid boss where I was waiting for a tell
also hey
i got a Fending piece for finishing the dungeon... an earing
I was definitely going "what is HC doing there" and when you moved to get both vulns "oh okay, he is doing that"
i can't even forgive the clone attack
THE MARKER IS RIGHT THERE 
Guess he wants to make the healing process a bit more fun
LEGIT THOUGHT THE FAKE ONES WOULDN'T FIRE
i think playing Sage has legitimately killed my last few braincells
Yeah no the clones are there so you have to spot the real one and adjust for the extra mechanics he does
Like the donut safe zone or the 4 way attacks, that the clone don't do
this is a BANGER
you have no idea how much i dread pressin the quest complete button rn
lol
what if im gonna diiiiieeeeee
ngl when Innocence dropped that phat AoE and I saw the DPS' health DROP I was worried 
It's a fun one, it's also reportedly a relatively easy EX
(i did AoE buff tho
i like doing that now)
I never learned it so I don't know actually
I dunno if 21% of max health or so is actually helpful outside of like Savages but I try 
i hate this fuckin dialogue box.....
it has never spelled anythin good for my immediate future in my entire life
They do kind of condition you to fear it, given the first time they use it in the end of 2.55

also before The Srs
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ok quick call then i press thee button

arbert pls buddy pal now would b a great time
suspicious lack of explosions......
well maybe after echo
||emet-selch rlly cant help himself to not b bullshitting around in every cutscene can he||

oooooooh different clothes tho
oh there's the explosion

hope everyone´s doin great this fine wednesday i am dyin over here both metaphorically n literally

Ah Lyse finally showed up
||TRUCK KUN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR||
Truck-Kun is Lyse
cant believe we keep givin him these darn chances 
Oh don’t worry, he does it again later
||his milkshake keeps the scions in check||
well ysthola that's all nice n cute explanation but are you sure it's working because i can't tell
what explanation
somethin somethin take the light out of me into the void™
snickers
im just sayin i look pretty oofed up over here while everyone has entire paragraphs of monologue

Should have picked a tank.
eyes shifts
slowly gets into position
Ears!!
we been knew but, finally kitten
❓
ehhhh I guessed myself during my ShB playthrough
love that we see white hairification from the trauma in action
....
oh
OH
OH OH OHOHOHOHOHO
o ho o ho ho ho


oh no
though my SO (at the time) did drop a fat hint that it ||was someone we had met before||
ARDBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT-
... i have no memory of any of this
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHOW UP BUD
NINE FUCKING HOURS OF CUTSCENES
||Catboy got shot in in the back||
oh no no we still at ||gun emet|| im just busy reeling over here
Meant to reply to hc
ya know we like to have fun here
OKAY I CAN FINALLY POST THIS
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just to ruin the moment 
can i do it after im done with this trauma first-
Yes
Probably want to wait until the scene actually ends before firing the memes 
I KNOW BUT
THIS IS FUNNI
9 months I've been waiting for this
good lord
like having a child without the commitment
and what a rude ass you continue to be
truly gums you have no taste. no taste at all
I love how hard he goes
I never had taste
this is true
the boomer is just being a boomer
Im curious how many people read my msgs with Emet-Selch’s voice in their head
nah
you don't have the grammar for it
Well excuse me, I lived for thousands of years
hmmmmmmmm. i dont think thats supposed to be a ||familiar name to me||
My grammar can change over time
wonder if we meet this ||Loghrif or if they´re long gone||
Just another Ascian, not unsudered but still one
its just the fact that they use actual name thats tippin me off
That caused the worlds to explode
makes me think there's somethin more to it
google fus

gen do u think can we ban gummy for shitposting
... (nsfb) ||really shouldn't have skipped ShB's raid story||


You can’t ban Emet-Selch!
ye i can watch this

to the shadowlands
I was ready to screenshot gummy roles in case you went to the actual joke ban
i can feel the WOLs self worth issues grow by every sentence that comes outta emet's mouth

f in the chat for punch kitty
you know i really wish we had this conversation when i wasnt bein ||actively turned|| this is kinda makin yall look like assholes

i mean i know realistically they cant approach me bc theyd probably die also but like. guys. pls. a touch more effort

I told you your friends are evil!
Should have listened to Emet-Selch, only guy in the room that makes sense
i really wanna punch his face
i do

Yeah when it becomes tough brings, seek me out in canada
and where have y o u been
:c
it would b so funny if the weather broke again
i know it wont bc its a cutscene but this would b hilarious
Now it's just back to everlasting light even oustide cutscenes for the moment
So i don't think it could have broken
yeye i know
Ok so, here you have a couple of option IMO
Now, before the next area is completed you'll have to have done at least a role quest.
You can do them right away, but my personal advice is to wait until you are ready to leave the Crystarium in the story (You'll know when that happens) and do them.
Mostly because at the lowest point of the character, feels weird to go and do random stuff
i really feel like i shouldve done this before i became a walkin doomsday device but o k a y
Yeah that would have made sense but you were hyped to take on vauthry and I didn't feel like stopping you.
When the game forces you to do them you are anyway a time bomb so like, it works anyway
















