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mossy flume
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How evil.

grave tide
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But sadly 90% of gamers doesn't remember Anthem

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Do you remember Anthem?

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I do

mossy flume
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I do remember Anthem.

slim thorn
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I don't because I never played multiplayer shooters

mossy flume
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I'm still sad about it.

slim thorn
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but the trends you refer to predate it by many years and many other releases

mossy flume
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BioWare deserves better.

slim thorn
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like, before Steam was the norm even

light gate
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Btw, apparently System Shock remake is freakin good.

mossy flume
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Yeah that's what I hear

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And indeed the alpha builds I've played were pretty cool

slim thorn
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to be clear, I bought Jedi Survivor some time after its launch in part because of the performance reports

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and also the reports that patches had largely fixed those issues

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due process was followed

mossy flume
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I preorder everything because I know I'm going to buy it anyway and I want to support devs. And if it's particularly egregious I will refund it. This almost never happens, though. Redfall was the one refund I've requested in the past few years on the basis of it being broken.

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Besides, debugging things is a fun adventure for me anyway.

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And yeah, more often than not things get fixed within a week.

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The reactionary Reddit take is something I can't take seriously.

light gate
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I might be preordering Marathon, but this will depend on the gameplay reveal.

slim thorn
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which take are we calling the "reactionary reddit" one

mossy flume
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I'm quite fascinated by Marathon. It could just be a revival in name only, but who knows.

light gate
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If I don't like the gameplay, then I probably don't want it.

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Apparently takes place before the events of the first one.

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So that's cool.

mossy flume
grave tide
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Marathon is being developed by Bungie

slim thorn
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tbh everything I remember being cool about Marathon's lore/setting eventually made it into Halo so I have no strong feelings about bringing that name back

grave tide
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There is no chance to be a good game

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I can't believe that studio which killed Destiny 2 can kill a good shooter

slim thorn
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oh, sure, not that far

light gate
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I mean... I like Destiny 2...

mossy flume
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Destiny 2 is great if you're into looter shooters

slim thorn
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I would say preordering is irresponsible if you're not familiar with the dev/publisher track record enough to have genuine trust in them to deliver

grave tide
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I liked Destiny 2, then I saw patch which deleted 80% of content

slim thorn
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in the "can you really afford to throw away that much money" sense of irresponsible

mossy flume
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Yeah, the vaulting thing is rather silly.

quiet swift
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got jedi survivor free anyway, so lol~

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(some perks are nice)

slim thorn
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I almost never need to play a game on day one so I had little reason to preorder anyway

light gate
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If you expected Destiny 2 to always exist with all the content, then I dunno what you were expecting.

mossy flume
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I can. And refunds are trivial to get, so...

slim thorn
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back when games were on discs it made more sense

grave tide
light gate
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I don't like FOMO but I also do find these games fun.

grave tide
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That's like the bottom of looter shooters

light gate
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So I just don't think about it much.

mossy flume
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I just don't do looter shooters anymore, though.

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I'm super tired of games that operate on fomo or just the looter shooter gameplay loop. It's rather stale.

light gate
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Sucks that Marathon will do FOMO.

mossy flume
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We don't know if it will

light gate
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It's an extraction shooter.

mossy flume
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What does that mean?

light gate
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With game changing narrative.

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So things can change if certain players do things.

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"Several people are typing..." oh boy

quiet swift
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Hmm. I think the only thing i've been getting day 1 that wasn't free is actually D4. And that's been doing stress tests anyway so there's hope the launch isn't too agonizing

mossy flume
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Oh that's actually pretty good

slim thorn
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I feel like I'm missing the FOMO gene because all of these alleged incentives and market forces people talk about have never been even the slightest temptation for me, I just don't see the appeal at all

mossy flume
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I do like community driven narratives when done right (rarely done right)

quiet swift
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ixrec: same. Most of these FOMO type things seem to be shooters as well and i've long since tired of multiplayer in that. Gimme story stuff dangit

grave tide
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And especially from late Destiny 2 things. Bungie resurкected Cayde. WHY???? Like you killed Cayde, everyone cried because of this

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And after like 3 years

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HELLO, your tears didn't cost anything!

minor gorge
slim thorn
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I think I've just never played a "looter shooter" because the moment those started existing they gave me the impression of "shooter with too many RPG elements", and then no one I talk to ever recommended any of them

light gate
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I didn't like Borderlands that much.

minor gorge
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Digital products do not really lend themselves to it outside of things like cosmetic items.

quiet swift
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Borderlands kinda worked because it was heavily story

light gate
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Story is nice but the gameplay was super repetitive, more repetitive than Destiny somehow.

mossy flume
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Somehow, Cayde has returned.

slim thorn
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wow that was 2016, no wonder I forgot all the details

mossy flume
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It looks like it'll be some level of fakeout. Given his design appears to be held together by some energy, so maybe he's a "ghost" or something.

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But yeah

quiet swift
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gasp

mossy flume
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Feels like Destiny lost its own plot

light gate
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It did.

mossy flume
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Ages ago

light gate
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Destiny suffered for too much vague and revealing little.

mossy flume
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Yep

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"I have no time to explain why I have no time to explain"

light gate
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Destiny 2 improved but then suffered again because anything that was "game changing" ended up being a massive update that could break older things.

mossy flume
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That line made me quite angry.

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While cool in theory, Destiny had been going on for a while by then

light gate
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"I have no time to explain because we ran out of time."

mossy flume
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And they needed answers

slim thorn
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speaking of preordering being irresponsible by default

mossy flume
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But the entire story is still too vague

slim thorn
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"episodic" games sounded cool when they were new but IIRC those also quickly proved to be mostly a bad investment

light gate
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Yeah, Valve had many issues with it.

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But that's Valve.

mossy flume
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For the most part. It works for things like MMOs, but episodic games are hard to pull off right in other contexts.

slim thorn
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I feel like that business model basically got replaced by early access

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if you wanna spend money on an incomplete product, that's fine, it's just better for everyone if it's clearly categorized as incomplete

light gate
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Yeah...

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About that...

grave tide
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And now we have 70$ eAAAArly AAAAcsess

light gate
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Every game that is shipped is incomplete technically.

grave tide
mossy flume
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Aye. Early access has certainly been bastardized as a concept.

light gate
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You see left overs that didn't make the cut, code that was rushed to make it in at the last second, and of course the infamous low performance that some games launch.

slim thorn
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it was all downhill after Broken Age abflat

light gate
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It is extraordinarily hard to create a game.

slim thorn
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except of course not really, lots of games I've loved came out of crowdfunding and early access and I just don't realize it until I see the credits

light gate
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The fact that there is a term for TRIPLE A games is insanity, most of these devs CRUNCH to make such a game.

slim thorn
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but at least now it feels like people are largely aware of the risk level

mossy flume
light gate
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Oh definitely.

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I am glad Bungie kept Marathon under wraps.

slim thorn
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the best thing about modern gaming is how much easier it's gotten to make games

light gate
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Until that thing is ready.

slim thorn
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now the only hard parts of game making are the parts that should be hard, like writing, art, music, designing that core gameplay loop, etc

mossy flume
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Yep

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Unfortunately, it's hard to get a good creative team on board. Especially if a publisher isn't compensating them sufficiently well.

light gate
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I feel like Activision hurt Bungie a lot.

mossy flume
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Yeah and that was predictable.

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It seems like Bungie should self-publish. Same with BioWare.

light gate
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They did.

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And then they were acquired by Sony.

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I hope that Sony is being patient, which seems to be the case since most Sony games do release properly.

slim thorn
mossy flume
light gate
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They do have enough cash flow.

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So that will satisfy Bungie for sure.

slim thorn
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like, when was the last time you heard someone say that Witcher 3 was too short

mossy flume
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Heh

light gate
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I couldn't even finish that game.

slim thorn
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it's the only game I know of that I have >100 hours in on Steam

light gate
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It took forever for me to get out of the first area, and the second area bored me to death.

mossy flume
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I still see people regularly claim that visuals on modern games are terrible, as if todays visuals weren't just utter scifi fifteen, twenty years ago.

slim thorn
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but Witcher 2 is the one I'll always recommend because its story is so much more focused (and does meaningful choice far better)

light gate
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Also, GTA 6.

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Holy crap.

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What a shame it got leaked.

slim thorn
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yeah that claim feels like a really lazy rephrasing of "I can tell it's a video game, therefore it's not photorealistic enough" which is just not a good metric

mossy flume
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What, did they finally announce something?

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It got leaked?

light gate
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No, but previous year people saw the game running.

mossy flume
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Oh, right, yeah that early prototype

light gate
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People were like "why is game look bad?"

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"it looks like a ps2 game"

grave tide
mossy flume
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....because that's a prototype.

slim thorn
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tbf there are some aspects of modern game "graphics" that are still kinda weak (e.g. objects clipping through other objects), but in practice I never hear anyone specifically complain about those

mossy flume
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Sigh.

grave tide
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And best years of Destiny 2 were under Activision, and immediately after leaving Activision

light gate
mossy flume
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I don't really expect people to get how game dev works, but I guess expecting people to not assume that a game always looks like the way it does on release may be giving too much credit.

light gate
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Its hard.

slim thorn
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we need to force more people to sit through The Stanley Parable

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best use of placeholder textures

mossy flume
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Indeed.

slim thorn
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"What do you want from me!? SKILL TREES?"

mossy flume
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There are some other games out there that specifically use unfinished game worlds as part of their narrative.

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The Beginner's Guide comes to mind.

slim thorn
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it's definitely not the only one but I've yet to see another that comes close to TSP and... yeah, TBG

quiet swift
# slim thorn we need to force more people to sit through The Stanley Parable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ8po6EsOUA even if only to make them listen to this.

Made in like 5 hours. After creating some goofy walk cycle by accident and this song being mentioned by popmannn on DeviantArt, this idea came to mind.

Why no Soarin? It would have taken a while to convert the walk cycle to a male model and the lipsyncing wouldn't be copy/paste-able, so you get Fleetfoot and Rainbow instead. :P

The crashing pe...

▶ Play video
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(Relevant Pony! ✅ )

mossy flume
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But wake me up when a completed game uses straight programmer art in a scene or two.

light gate
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So yeah, game dev hard, dev companies experiment endlessly, publishers demand profits immediately.

mossy flume
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"Here's the triangle and the cube that eventually became the player character and a later iteration of this one basic enemy"

light gate
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And if that dev company is independent, then see them as a publisher and a dev company together.

mossy flume
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"Also here's this flat single color level"

slim thorn
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preorder at your own risk, friends don't let friends play gacha, support your locally-sourced indie studios, etc

mossy flume
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Phil Fish had talent.

slim thorn
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Fez was okay

light gate
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I really love Fez but its not for everyone.

grave tide
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Absolutely based

slim thorn
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I wanted to love Fez but it had far too many BS "puzzles" on top of all the good ones

light gate
# mossy flume Phil Fish had talent.

If Phil Fish didn't become the laugh stock of the gaming world because of their opinions, and was not constantly bugged by 4channers, Fez II coulda happened.

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I'm still pissed about this.

mossy flume
light gate
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I will admit though, he was funny with his tweets.

mossy flume
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And maybe people will start to get how gamedev works

slim thorn
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fortunately there's like a thousand other good indie puzzle platformers these days so we don't need to settle for merely okay lol

mossy flume
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I love the Golbats though

light gate
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Tunic is a masterpiece.

slim thorn
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I'm still mad at myself for not solving the golden path

mossy flume
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Tunic is way too hard for me, sadly

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I want to play it so much

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But I can't

light gate
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There are assists?

mossy flume
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...are there?

slim thorn
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Tunic's too hard?

mossy flume
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Last time I checked there weren't any difficulty modes or anything

mossy flume
slim thorn
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I feel like you play way more hard games more often than me but I guess now I can't actually name any for sure

light gate
mossy flume
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Hmmm, I might need to use the stamina removal mode or no fail mode, whatever that does.

light gate
mossy flume
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I can't get anywhere in that darn game

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There's a fucking difficulty option????

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When was that addded?

slim thorn
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how far did you get?

light gate
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The dev is cool as heck

mossy flume
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I'm in the first 30 minutes

slim thorn
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did you at least find the route to the forest?

mossy flume
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I found the signs pointing to the hero shrine and I'm attempting to follow them

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That's as far as I got

light gate
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You also don't need to fight every enemy.

slim thorn
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huh

light gate
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Fleeing is okay.

slim thorn
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yeah at that point it's arguably the easiest because the game expects you to mostly avoid the fights

mossy flume
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Well yeah, but there are enemies blockignt he path that make running from them impossible

slim thorn
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the mandatory fights later on are proper hard

mossy flume
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Or proceeding

light gate
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This game will make you backtrack subtly.

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So don't stress too much about missing a place.

mossy flume
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I expect backtracking in games like that, yeah

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I'm not even on side paths, I avoid those

slim thorn
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right, but this is before there's even a track to back up on

mossy flume
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I'm literally on the golden path that the game is laying out and I can't do it

light gate
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Wait what do you mean by that?

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You only have the stick?

mossy flume
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YES

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As I said

light gate
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And you are at the golden path?

slim thorn
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I think he was using "golden path" metaphorically

mossy flume
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....there's a liteal golden path? No I mean I'm doing the expected route through the game

slim thorn
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it's impossible to know that phrase has a special meaning until FAR later in the game

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NO SPOILERS ANYONE

mossy flume
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Golden Path is the formal term for the main route through a game

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As designed by the dev

light gate
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Okay okay, just focus on progressing.

mossy flume
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Yes that's what I mean

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I'm avoiding side quests

light gate
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If you are stuck in something, do something else.

mossy flume
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I... can't.

slim thorn
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he's too early for there to be a something else

mossy flume
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There are no other options.

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Like you don't understand how early I am in the game

slim thorn
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anyway, unless you feel like streaming it we obviously can't give you any real help here, since this part is not supposed to be a challenge

light gate
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I'm trying to help without being spoilerino.

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lmfao

slim thorn
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well if MA's Tunic experience is this similar to my Dark Souls experience perhaps it is reasonable to call Tunic a soulslike after all ppenk

mossy flume
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yes. It is literally a soulslike

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Anyway I'm streaming? I don't know how Discord works in that regard

slim thorn
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derp I've been muted the whole time so you heard nothing I said

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well that means you figured it out on your own!

light gate
mossy flume
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Not really "figured out" so much as randomly stumbled upon it

light gate
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That's how I played.

mossy flume
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I spent months trying to beat that guy

light gate
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You do need to time your attacks.

slim thorn
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I mean, there's literally only one possible way to go this early in the game (with normal first-timer knowledge)

light gate
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I can not stress that enough, timing is everything.

mossy flume
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But since you suggested saying fuck it even though they chase you endlessly I tried it randomly

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I know that timing is everything

slim thorn
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yeah you definitely are not meant to fight the sword guy before you get the sword

mossy flume
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I know how soulslike games work

slim thorn
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I remember trying that and quickly concluding it was a bad idea

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all the other little enemies I could carefully take down with my stick but not the sword guy

mossy flume
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Yeah I concluded that was the wrong direction after the 30th or so attempt

light gate
slim thorn
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...

light gate
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yeah that was a weird way of phrasing it.

mossy flume
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I explained that term already. midnightwut

slim thorn
mossy flume
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...it's the FORMAL TERM

light gate
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Lxrec calm

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lol

mossy flume
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Like literally every game dev should know that

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Or fans, really

light gate
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Yeah I know what you mean, don't worry about it.

mossy flume
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It's casually used all the time

slim thorn
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the bigger concern was us explaining it 2-3 times above

light gate
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It was quite hard than to show a screenshot.

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lol

mossy flume
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But yeah, this save file has 29 minutes on it

slim thorn
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anyway

mossy flume
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Which is interesting because Steam has only recorded 22 minutes of gameplay

slim thorn
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I don't remember how long it took me to get to the sword; now that I've seen that I believe I was moving a lot more cautiously than you so perhaps I ended up with a similar total time despite fewer deaths

light gate
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I died so many times to get the sword

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but then I got better with each death

mossy flume
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I was moving a LOT more cautiously before then. This was literally the first time I tried "fuck it I'll see if just rushing it randomly works"

light gate
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celestiahappy I think we all learned something today.

mossy flume
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I prefer being much more methodical in soulslike or soulslite games.

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Because the fundamental design of such games specifically punishes being reckless.

slim thorn
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I mean it's only the one enemy you need to run past

light gate
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Any hoo

mossy flume
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It's weird. The last time I looked into this I was trying to get up a ladder where there were two sword guys

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And they were camping the ladder

light gate
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Well keep going, I think you can do it without assists.

mossy flume
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Yeahhhhh and this game just gave me a giga fuck you

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You say as I immediately get steamrolled

slim thorn
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what other soulslikes have you played

mossy flume
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According to Steam's generous definition... Dark Souls 1 & 2, Elden Ring, Jedi Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor, Hollow Knight, Little Witch Nobeta, Ori and the Will of the Wisps (really??), Returnal (actually really loved this one), Sekiro, Rain World, Death's Door, Dead Cells, and (hilariously wrong categorization...) Baba Is You

slim thorn
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man

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I am so baffled by this

mossy flume
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Steam is extremely generous with the tag

quiet swift
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isnt some of the tagging user-run?

light gate
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I want to see what Rain World is about, but I do not have a single device that can play it lmao.

slim thorn
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well that too but I meant your Tunic experience when you've finished multiple soulslikes that I still can't understand how anyone could genuinely enjoy

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assuming you finished those and that's not just random stuff you installed

mossy flume
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But Dark Souls 1 & 2 I couldn't get more than 20 minutes in
Bloodborne I gave up after 20 minutes, again
Sekiro I gave up after an hour or two.
Jedi Survivor and Jedi Fallen Order are the only proper soulslikes that I've actually gotten close to completing.
Hollow Knight I have a few hours in but it is actually intending to be a soulslike/soullite as per the dev's own words and intent, so take that for what you will. But it's quite punishing to me.

Returnal I would rather label as a roguelike.
Rain World is frustrating but for different reasons. I don't know how to categorize that one.

slim thorn
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ah, ok, that's making a bit more sense now

mossy flume
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It took me a ton of struggling to be able to get anywhere in Jedi Fallen Order, though.

slim thorn
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Dark Souls 1, Sekiro and Rain World are the three games I've played that for me had a pretty great start, and then after 2-10 hours both the legitimate difficulty and the straight-up sadism cranked up to eleven so sharply that they became literally unplayable without a walkthrough (and thus no fun any more)

mossy flume
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And like... a couple years of poking away at it.

quiet swift
mossy flume
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Fallen Order was my limit for sure

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And the soulslike fanbase considers them "baby's first soulslike"

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Or just possibly too easy to be considered a soulslike

slim thorn
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Fallen Order/Jedi Survivor are still the only 3D "soulslikes" in which the "learn from every death" thing everyone talks about was actually true for me

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god I hope we don't start defining "soulslike" as sadistically unplayable difficulty un-balance

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well, Hollow Knight is more of a narrative soulslike than a gameplay one, except insofar as it's not easy (but "not easy" was of course never unique to soulslikes); the core combat mechanics have almost no overlap

mossy flume
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Nobody can agree on what soulslike means, apparently. But I take it as "heavy movement, timing-sensitive, punishing combat"

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a-la Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Jedi Fallen Order/Survivor

slim thorn
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this is why I always talk about "soulslike narrative" and "deliberate combat" and "parry button" and "stamina bar"; those words mean things

mossy flume
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Also "staggering is next to nonexistent" apparently

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Also parry, yeah

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And also also "movement telegraphing is obscure/hard to divine from enemy to enemy"

slim thorn
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and J:FO/JS just objectively have parry, stamina, deliberate/un-cancelable swings

mossy flume
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Yep

slim thorn
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I don't know what you mean about telegraphing, I wasn't aware anything souls-related made an innovation there (unless that's just a dig at specific games not doing it well)

mossy flume
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As I understand it, being able to decipher and understand what your enemy is about to do next is important for figuring out how you the player are going to respond and getting it wrong is likely going to result in a game over.

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That's how it has historically been explained to me

slim thorn
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the stagger comment also confuses me since that's the other half of having a stamina system; stagger is just what happens when stamina hits zero

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yes I know what "telegraphing" means

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but of course that concept goes all the way back to enemies having attack animations at all

mossy flume
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Sure, but as I understand it, the telegraphing in soulslikes is supposedly meant to be difficult to figure out by design, as opposed to leaning on tropes or being able to understand a movement on the first observation.

slim thorn
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huh

mossy flume
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Meant to be confusing

slim thorn
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ok that's a new one on me

mossy flume
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And indeed soulslikes do move in ways that confuse me

slim thorn
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and fwiw I wouldn't describe any of the 2D games with arguably soulslike combat that way, or even Tunic

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tbh I think this has less to do with being a soulslike and more to do with just being a competent game

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like, JFO/JS have clear attack telegraphing

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that doesn't prevent them from mixing it up with feints and different attack speeds and so on so things remain a challenge

fresh bane
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I've never heard of anyone say the telegraphing in soulslikes is meant to be confusing

mossy flume
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This is weird that this is news to anyone, as I've heard this regularly.

fresh bane
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Only in the later games have I heard players notice that the telegraphing is a bit harder to figure out because enemies and bosses mostly will wind up their attacks for a little bit longer than you'd initially think

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and this throws you off because it messes up your timing

mossy flume
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And indeed this is how Dark Souls was described to me when it was relatively new by fans of the series.

light gate
mossy flume
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???????

fresh bane
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I would even go so far as to say this isn't even a thing in Dark Souls with maybe Dark Souls 3 or 3's DLCs being the exception

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it really started being a thing with other games like Sekiro

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and Elden Ring

slim thorn
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huh, back when it was that new I never heard anything this specific about the combat (granted there was no "soulslike" genre yet so of course no one was picking out which mechanics it'd popularized)

mossy flume
slim thorn
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at the time the entire rhetoric around the DS gameplay was "hard but fair"

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which of course was a complete and utter lie but that's separate

mossy flume
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It's clear in a lot of cases, but the boss movements are regularly baffling

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It's very rare for me to be able to defeat a boss on the first encounter entirely based on me not understanding how their movement works

slim thorn
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huh

mossy flume
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And indeed as I understand it you're generally not expected to be able to defeat bosses in soulslike games like Dark Souls on the first try

light gate
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Well I hope you do finish Tunic.

slim thorn
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in JS so far I've beaten nearly every boss on the first try, but I still take a lot of hits while I'm learning their combos and timings and such (simply holding block is a good start but of course doesn't guarantee anything)

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which feels similar to my JFO experience

mossy flume
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In JS I've been doing much better than JFO, largely because I eventually got better at JFO and a lot of the swordplay in JS is more forgiving IMO

slim thorn
#

both on the default difficulty to be clear, other people in this channel play them on actually hard difficulties

mossy flume
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But JS has indeed fucked me over in a couple of spots already

slim thorn
#

it's more forgiving? I feel like I'm doing much worse at JS ppenk

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(maybe I'm just overwhelmed by the total number of mechanics since Cal didn't forget everything from JFO?)

mossy flume
#

I feel like I can parry much more easily in JS

slim thorn
#

oh I still suck at parrying in JFO/JS as much as every other game with a parry button lol

rancid herald
#

JS definitely felt like a more balanced approach to the game

mossy flume
#

And the un-cancelable attacks aren't as... quick? Wide? I dunno

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But I feel like I can dodge the un-cancelable attacks better too

rancid herald
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you start to see how the original game was when you fight rancors or that frog

slim thorn
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well that depends on stance

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oh you meant the boss' attacks

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when I say "un-cancelable" is a soulslike thing I meant your attacks; once you press the attack button you are committed to not blocking anything for a second or two

mossy flume
#

Ah, yeah, then in that case I mean the attacks that you can't parry

slim thorn
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(one reason dual is a great stance for me on some bosses is that it reduces that time by a lot)

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ok the unblockable attacks that make them glow red

mossy flume
#

Although JS is quite happy to give you attacks you can parry but it still beats you to the ground anyway

slim thorn
#

well I'm just as bad/inconsistent dodging the red attacks as I am at parrying the regular attacks

mossy flume
#

The trick with JS is that you can now press & hold the parry button a bit early and the parry will work

slim thorn
#

the bedlam guys with hammers in particular I still haven't figured out how to dodge without somehow getting hit anyway

mossy flume
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As with JFO it had to be exact timing

mossy flume
slim thorn
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if you say so, I never have a clue if I've pressed the button early or late or what

mossy flume
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It's still narrow timing, yeah

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But I feel like the window was extended by like half a second

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Or maybe my understanding of how JFO worked was never right.

#

I never did finish the final fight in that game

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Just couldn't do it despite like 50 attempts

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Got fairly close

slim thorn
#

were you playing FO and JS on the default difficulty?

mossy flume
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Yes

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And I'm only like half done with JS

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I think

slim thorn
#

I think I'm over halfway through the main plot of JS but I don't really know

mossy flume
#

I might still be in act I, I don't know

quiet swift
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I've gone mostly goblin mode in JS, i sometimes parry if i remember to or it's a hard boss, otherwise it's just double bladed KILL BEFORE THEY HURT/KILL ME mindset ppenk

mossy flume
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Gradually making progress, but I'm kinda spending my time in TotK

slim thorn
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though I'm definitely not getting the "must 100%" vibe, unsure if I'm just not in the mood or that's because sequels always have more filler stuff

mossy flume
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I've given up on 100%ing games at this point.

slim thorn
mossy flume
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I have too many gigantic games to play and just not enough motivation.

quiet swift
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Well yes, the bosses do need me to do the parries ppenk

rancid herald
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you just use ultra hand to build-- wait, wrong game

quiet swift
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But everything else

mossy flume
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I used to 100% every game I touched, partly on obsession and partly on principle.

slim thorn
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Metroidvanias I like enough to finish at all usually make me want to 100% them by some definition, including all the Soulslike Metroidvanias I've played and I think JFO?

mossy flume
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But now I just can't be fucked

quiet swift
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I'm not 100% but i've been going around doing some of the rumor stuff that NPCs give you. Not gonna go in every nook and cranny looking for treasures though

slim thorn
#

but mostly because that's like the one genre that actually tries to make 100%ing fun

fickle garnet
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Im on my second playthrough of Jedi survivor

mossy flume
#

Yeah, Metroidvanias are basically the one I might try

slim thorn
#

ok I definitely didn't fully 100% JFO

mossy flume
#

But really, mostly just actual Metroid games these days (I say, not having 100%'d Dread or Samus Returns yet...)

slim thorn
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"by some definition" is doing a lot of work there

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most AAA games have a big pile of stuff that's unrelated to what the game's actually good at which I just ignore completely

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e.g. I will not be making any effort to fill out the rooftop garden

mossy flume
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Yeah

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Like all the Assassin's Creed collectibles? Screw that noise.

slim thorn
#

but now that I stumbled onto a map upgrade that puts every chest on BD-1's map? yeah, I might try for 100% chests

mossy flume
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Oh hecc, that's a thing? I should hunt that down.

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I decided that I should hunt down the stim upgrades

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I only have 4 stims right now

slim thorn
#

indeed

#

where are you in the main quest?

mossy flume
#

I have... no idea XD

slim thorn
#

just tell me what's happened so far lol

#

I think we're the only ones who haven't finished the game yet

mossy flume
#

Uh, I just finished... fuck I don't remember any names for anything

quiet swift
#

Nah me too

slim thorn
#

did you fight one-arm guy

#

surely you can answer that

mossy flume
#

Yeah

slim thorn
#

just one time?

mossy flume
#

The first time, yep

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Haven't seen him again yet

slim thorn
#

have you been to the moon

quiet swift
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for ixrec's eyes only: ||i am heading back to koboh to find the compass||

mossy flume
#

Then I went to the broken moon

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Finsihed that and I just today/yesterday finished the planet with the weird flammable rock

slim thorn
#

oh ok I'm ahead of Tchern

quiet swift
#

Yeah i haven't fought one arm a second time

slim thorn
mossy flume
#

So I did both of the planets that happen after fighting Dagan the first time

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Or whatever his name is

slim thorn
#

Dagan Gera yes

mossy flume
#

So right now I'm supposed to leave that planet and that's where I saved

quiet swift
#

Speaking of, Ixrec: ||is the upgrade of the line/rope thing that allows you to hook on balloons ahead of me, or did i miss it?||

mossy flume
#

I guess I'm going to trigger the next story beat

slim thorn
#

it's ahead of you, you're good

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I just got that myself

quiet swift
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Ahh, right

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Those damn ||balloons are taunting me||

slim thorn
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if you want to know, you get that upgrade ||on your 2nd moon visit when pursuing Rayvis||

mossy flume
#

I did appreciate the Not A Chocobo™️ mounts, though.

quiet swift
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||that's what I figured||

slim thorn
#

"Nekko" keeps making me do double-takes because neko means cat

mossy flume
#

Exactly, haha

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But yeah, I just finished the planet with the Nekko

slim thorn
mossy flume
#

So I guess I'm going to back to the good guy base. I haven't actually checked where my next destination is.

slim thorn
#

I guess we should complete the comparisons from earlier

#

how many tries did you two need for Dagan 1?

fickle garnet
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Slight jedi spoilers ||Damn the perk that remixes encounters for ng+ in Jedi survivor makes it quite a bit harder||

mossy flume
#

Despite being surprised by the fight I think I got it first time

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Although narrowly

slim thorn
#

I think I was expecting the fight but it was still narrow

mossy flume
#

IIRC I was one hit away from game over

slim thorn
#

I suspect I now have more stims than the game expects me to so later bosses were less of a close call

mossy flume
#

Oh, no, it was the second attempt

quiet swift
#

I'm playing on standard and I think only the first example of the... snarky combat bot type from Rogue One got me, everything else i've one shot. WHat's killed me is some extra bosses like rumor stuff

river veldt
#

have you guys seen Gido and his boyfriend

slim thorn
#

I think they call those just "security droids"?

#

yes

fickle garnet
#

||ive already fought one of the big security droids on coruscaunt||

slim thorn
#

I believe I've fought three optional rumor bosses and one of them (Mire Terror) killed me once and almost twice (I still don't understand how to dodge them reliably)

fickle garnet
#

||or they're actually called DT sentry droids||

quiet swift
#

||no, DT are the ultramarine looking ones||

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Ah, KX security droid

slim thorn
#

although Rancor #2 got a really cheap quick kill on me as I mentioned earlier because I didn't understand that its stomps are unblockable

quiet swift
#

||did you find/fight the golden sand crawling thingy||

river veldt
fickle garnet
slim thorn
#

y'all gotta put context labels on your spoiler tags lol

#

there's a pretty huge gap between main quest 1/3rd into the story and encounters unique to NG+ with specific perks

fickle garnet
#

Yeah i should probably do that

mossy flume
#

There’s a NG+? rdwut

fickle garnet
#

Yes

slim thorn
#

these days I just assume every game has an NG+ or post-game content of some kind

#

even indies seem to almost universally have something

gaunt marten
#

Super Auto Pets NG+!

slim thorn
#

I don't remember what JFO had though

#

I think I ran around the map a bit after I finished and just left it at thatt

mossy flume
#

I think I only did one optional boss in JFO and that was by accident

#

Before I realized it had optional context

slim thorn
#

Oggdo Bogdo? rdsnrk

mossy flume
#

Yep

slim thorn
#

we all made that mistake

mossy flume
#

He’s right in the main path, yeah

slim thorn
#

in retrospect he technically isn't but he's like one inch off it

#

I'm pretty sure I thought I was on the main path when I found him

mossy flume
#

Well he’s in the main path, but just literally immediately underneath it

slim thorn
#

yeah

mossy flume
#

Yeah, same

#

And I thought the game was pointing me that way

slim thorn
#

for me that was another example of "this boss is doing way too much damage to me, I must not be meant to be here yet"

mossy flume
#

That didn’t occur to me. I just assumed I wasn’t grinding enough.

slim thorn
#

iirc I insisted on poking him to get my experience back

mossy flume
#

Or “ugh, fucking souls games”

slim thorn
#

ah, well, see, this is a perfect example of why I don't like RPGs rdwut

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basically any other genre you can trust to scale late-game difficulty with your late-game character progression

mossy flume
#

It was one of those. JFO had difficulty spikes so it took me a long time to realize that the frog was optional.

slim thorn
#

but almost no RPG I've played tells you what the recommended levels for certain areas are, so every time you die you have no way of knowing if it's a lack of grinding or if you did the encounter wrong

#

(I think Kingdom Hearts of all games is the one exception which actually did tell me?)

gaunt marten
#

(Death's Gambit tells you what level to do some things at ||and it's wrong||)

slim thorn
#

oh right, someday I'll get back to that

#

why did I even start DG I'm completely not in the mood for it now ppenk

#

stupid brain

gaunt marten
#

I am in the mood for Hollow Knight though

slim thorn
mossy flume
#

I'd love to play Hollow Knight more, but it doesn't have difficulty options either.

#

The whole concept of Hollow Knight is right up my alley, but it again is too hard to me to deal with. rdwut

slim thorn
#

considering how much I like all these soulslike metroidvanias I am super lucky I am just average enough that I can actually enjoy them all even if they lack a proper easy/story mode

#

HK and Blasphemous are sooooo much harder than JFO/JS omg

mossy flume
#

It's weird though. I used to play some games on their maximum difficulty modes and still think they're too easy.

#

Either I just got old and fundamentally became incapable of dealing with games today or the relative difficulty of video games has gone way up.

#

I honestly cannot tell which.

slim thorn
#

I think there are also a lot of different kinds of "difficulty", even within the same genre

#

which games do you remember playing on hard?

mossy flume
#

All of Mass Effect on Insanity NG+, KotOR I & II, Halo on Legendary, Metroid Prime series on hard/hypermode, um...

#

The Last of Us, the difficulty step below Grounded

gaunt marten
#

Hollow Knight Randomizer has quality of life options that can make it easier. I bet you can do a no randomization run with them

mossy flume
#

The Jedi Knight games

slim thorn
#

I've played some Halos on Legendary recently enough that I feel confident saying that's significantly harder than a standard playthrough of JFO, JS, HK, Blasphemous, Ender Lilies, or Tunic

mossy flume
#

I'd have to disagree, tbh, unless you meant like Legendary LASO

slim thorn
#

in particular, every Halo I've done on Legendary has some parts which are totally unbalanced BS rdsnrk, and most of those games are fair from start to finish (at least on my one normal playthrough)

mossy flume
#

Although Halo 2 is an oddball in that regard

slim thorn
#

Halo 2 is the one I've played the least by far

mossy flume
#

It's disproportionately harder than the rest of the series.

mossy flume
light gate
#

That's because Halo 2 was completely different, it was supposed to tie to Marathon at one specific breakpoint.

#

It would also had introduce the forerunners.

mossy flume
#

Like fucking Tears of the Kingdom, even. Enemies in the tutorial zone will one-shot you and somehow this is an okay thing to do for a game aimed towards kids or people new to video games. BotW didn't do that.

slim thorn
#

like, I'm almost certain a Legendary Halo playthrough requires making more precise movements (3D vs 2D aiming) and faster snap decisions based on less information (first person and all) than all the other games I mentioned, not to mention far shorter time to get killed

thorny loom
#

legendary halo 2 is BS

#

jackel snipers

mossy flume
thorny loom
#

i should know i did LASO on the MCC collection

mossy flume
#

I half completed LASO in H3, but that's the best I could do

#

Also ODST did a few

slim thorn
#

I've never played any LASO

mossy flume
#

The rest of them though? Nah

slim thorn
#

it sounds like a horrible idea lol

mossy flume
#

it is basically somethign you should do with friends.

#

Not by yourself.

#

MCC does have a LASO playlist though

slim thorn
#

oh, sure, Legendary with friends is basically a completely different difficulty

mossy flume
#

And it was frustrating because Bungie, the tryhards that they always are, locked some stuff behind LASO back in the day.

#

Unlocked it all when they bailed from Microsoft, mind, but still a pretty crazy thing to do.

#

Less than 1% of players can do LASO

light gate
#

Halo 2 was one of those games that clearly was stuck in development limbo.

mossy flume
#

A sequel to Halo wasn't planned

slim thorn
#

I feel like I probably could do a LASO but it'd just be a horribly painful experience starlightexhausted

#

most of the skulls are the opposite of fun (or don't affect gameplay)

mossy flume
#

But then it was an explosive success and Microsoft demanded a sequel and also gave them a hard deadline.

#

They were crunching from day 1 to the moment they had to get the golden master to Microsoft.

light gate
#

And then again with Halo 3, and then ODST, and then their last game Halo Reach.

slim thorn
#

I keep forgetting ODST exists

mossy flume
#

They cut several hours from the game at the last minute

thorny loom
#

the levels are short enough that its not as bad if you die

light gate
#

Also ODST wasn't even ODST, it was called Halo Recon lmfao.

mossy flume
#

ODST was my favorite Halo, tbh

river veldt
#

i can beat Doom Eternal on Nightmare fairly easily but that's only because i have a billion trillion hours in it

#

and no i haven't beat Ultra Nightmare yet ppenk

mossy flume
#

The gunplay felt best out of all of them

slim thorn
#

everyone says that but it made no impression on me

#

I can't even remember if I played it or watched my sibling play it

mossy flume
#

I can't deal with Doom, personally.

#

Not because of difficulty, but because the constant rush and the super ultra hyper twitchy nature of it is just exhausting

slim thorn
#

I couldn't even do Doom 2016 on Ultra-Violence; I'd never get anywhere with Eternal on a higher-than-default difficulty

minor gorge
#

My reflexes are not good enough for those sorts of games. ppenk

quiet swift
#

I think the hardest thing I've done in recent memory, game wise, was heat 32 in Hades

river veldt
#

honestly i only feel tired after one or 2 combat encounters at this point, the rest of the game is just another day for me

mossy flume
#

Doom is the sort of thing I would play if I was still taking 30mg of adderall daily.

river veldt
#

it pleases the adhd brain

minor gorge
#

Jedi: Fallen Order is already pushing it for me in terms of reflexes.

slim thorn
#

I think Doom 2016 and Hollow Knight are maybe the only games where I clearly hit a hard skill ceiling strictly in terms of reflexes, rather than the game not being fun any more

river veldt
#

2016 is still so hard for me to go back to ppenk

light gate
#

Someone get me out of this hell.

river veldt
#

no dash makes me feel so slow

light gate
#

Its always connected to Marathon. twieyes

slim thorn
#

one nice thing about "soulslike" slower, more deliberate melee combat is that they effectively put a cap on how much the game can depend on raw twitch reflexes for difficulty

river veldt
#

yeah i guess i prefer twitchy combat over slow and deliberate, Zelda is kind of a nice middle ground in between the two i think

#

er

#

at least BotW and TotK

slim thorn
#

they can still make the snap judgements complicated enough that I'm too slow to be good at it but that can still be fun, unlike the "my brain literally cannot process inputs this fast" level of nyoom

fickle garnet
#

I beat the first boss in survivor again

#

It was way easier the second time

minor gorge
#

I think the other part is that split-second decisions are not something I like having to do, so that also weighs on me.

slim thorn
#

ah, for me that's a core part of the fun of action games

mossy flume
#

I've never liked twitchy, but could deal with it. Doom is a whole other level of "LOL I HOPE YOU HAVE ZOOMER REFLEXES AND YOU'RE HIGH ON STIMS" level of insane.

#

I don't get how it's so popular

fickle garnet
#

I wanna play doom again

minor gorge
#

ppenk You can see why I like my simulator games. I can take all the time I need to plan what to do and how to do it.

minor plover
#

I find twitchy combat to be boring

#

I like the type of combat that requires planning and deliberate maneuvers that take time to pull off, not like "jerk the mouse over, 180 noscope" stuff

mossy flume
#

God, and the twitchy game culture has always been a special level of elitism too.

slim thorn
# minor gorge I think the other part is that split-second decisions are not something I like h...

since half of you are programmers I can say this out loud: the way I observe myself playing most action games is like my hands are one of those programmable circuit boards and I'm thinking through what algorithm to put in them based on how well my last engagement went; e.g. that last attack whiffed so I wanna do more walking towards the boss after the parry, and then I "wait" and see how the execution of that fares

river veldt
#

but like "i don't know how it got so popular" is a weird thing to say ngl

mossy flume
#

As demonstrated.

slim thorn
#

if any of you ever watch one of my streams I'll basically say the conscious "debugging" stuff out loud, and that's why half of it is me insulting myself ppenk

minor gorge
#

I do that stuff too, but I do not work quickly enough. ppenk

slim thorn
#

of course my reflexes are still bad so in the metaphor this is like an FPGA with 10 flops (not 10k, just 10 izzynothoughtsheadempty)

mossy flume
#

So it's more of an analysis of the rules that govern it

slim thorn
#

whether it operates on 3D space for me depends on the game

#

Bayonetta's probably the clearest case where I'm 90% sure that where I am in the game world has almost nothing to do with whether a dodge succeeds, if I press the button at the right time she'll just magically pass through everything

#

but yeah in most games I need to at least track where the walls are

mossy flume
#

Incidentally this is a large part of why I can't deal with bullet hell games.

river veldt
mossy flume
#

Too many variables at any given point in time

slim thorn
#

the trick with most bullet hells is to mentally reduce them to a pattern rather than thinking about individual bullets

mossy flume
#

Although while playing Returnal I simplified my mental model by reducing it to a pattern, yeah

#

It just required a lot of samples to get an idea of what the patterns actually are.

slim thorn
#

like when I'm doing Touhou I'll think about this pattern having a safe path over there, or that when these two patterns combine weaving becomes impossible so I must get to the other half of the screen before that one comes down

quiet swift
river veldt
#

i mean i guess when im fighting Hush in BoI or something (which is the closest thing to a bullet hell ive played) i'll do more thinking than i normally do, but none of this stuff you guys are describing

minor gorge
#

You should have heard me when I was playing Dyson Sphere Program on Friday. I rambled (mentally and out loud) a lot about what inputs I needed and how many machines I needed to fully use up my inputs. Plus the whole "I am running out of <insert raw product here>, how do I fix that everything is shutting down production is going to hell in a hand-basket" situation. izzynothoughtsheadempty

river veldt
#

does Dyson Sphere Program have funny little guys like Kerbal Space Program

mossy flume
#

Just robots

sour hill
#

maybe it has funny little spheres ⚪

river veldt
#

oh

minor gorge
#

They are adding an (optional) enemy faction sometime in the future. They might have a face.

#

The player character is a neat-looking mecha robot, though.

mossy flume
#

Oh, welp. The hidden base on Jedah still causes a crash when RTX is on.

#

In Jedi Survivor

light gate
#

This was four days ago.

proud warren
#

this for the new bungie game?

toxic seal
#

I had a dream there was a Fallout 5 trailer

fresh bane
#

what a horrible nightmare /s

visual hill
#

regarding screenshots of HDR content: Steam, ShareX and most other apps will make washed out screenshots if you're currently in HDR. You need to use a correctly configured OBS to take properly tonemapped screenshots

quiet swift
slim thorn
#

I guess I'll stick to mismapped screenshots since installing and configuring OBS sounds like way too much work for just posting what I did in a game today izzynothoughtsheadempty

slim thorn
#

these guys are not nearly as well-camouflaged as they think they are

slim thorn
#

I almost feel bad about collecting priorite chunks when the game keeps presenting them with dead bodies like this

#

almost

rancid herald
#

survivor really goes overboard with collectibles

wind stump
#

Me spending like 15 minutes in one of these goddamn puzzle rooms: "God I hope the next one is easier."
The room:

static bluff
#

ooohhh that took me forever AND they don't give you a decent save point

wind stump
#

Finished it though.

#

At least there's a save point before the boss

quiet swift
#

Ah nice, finally found the area to unlock those blue electricity thingies in Jedi survivor

static bluff
#

yeah

slim thorn
#

are you ahead of me

quiet swift
#

Nah, just explored a rumor

slim thorn
#

oh wait I just got the electricity thingy on my end ppenk

quiet swift
wind stump
#

(YT link for the actual song to listen too, lol)

#

I did not expect such a... Oddly jazzy mix.

static bluff
#

ugh you're making me want to play again

#

This was very good, thanks for sharing. I hadn't gotten to this point yet.

wind stump
#

oh, apologies
it was just a sidequest but I didn't mean to spoil it, deheheNep

static bluff
#

no it's fine!

#

I'd get there eventually

wind stump
#

those lizard tails were a bitch to find, though

static bluff
#

hahaha

wind stump
#

guides online suggest to go to the nothern plains but i had more success heading to the split route thing to the east

#

i had to go back after breaking yet another package

static bluff
#

hahaha

#

yepppp

#

"Ohhh.. that didn't sound good"

quartz pawn
#

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slim thorn
#

"Talk to Stormtrooper" is not a prompt you expect to see in these games

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suuuure buddy

fresh bane
#

I guess jedis kind of are sorcerers/wizards

slim thorn
#

well now I feel bad

fresh bane
#

The mastermind behind all of this

river veldt
#

that's why Star Wars is cool

#

it's a bunch of wizards in space with laser swords

slim thorn
#

it is sci-fantasy after all

river veldt
#

oops i misqouted

#

Uncle Owen actually says "That wizard's just a crazy old man"

fresh bane
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there's something special about the original trilogy that really gets lost after the prequels or after more extended material comes out, sometimes I kinda wish only the original trilogy existed even though that would be impossible

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If you never knew Star Wars or seen Obi Wan before you'd think oh yeah he's like a wizard from old fairy tales that lives in the forest or the mountains and he's a hermit or something, except now it's in SPACE WITH LAZORS

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it's super different knowing he's a retired jedi general and knowing the ins and outs of the force and how all that works

arctic fern
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but without the prequels we wouldnt have VaderNOOOOOOOOO

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whch is one the best moments in cinema

fresh bane
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it's not bad really but you can't deny that it feels super different

river veldt
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i agree Nire

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the original trilogy really is something special

river veldt
fresh bane
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Well it's not so much knowing in that sense rather knowing in the sense that you've seen him in action before, you know how he was before, you know how the force, the jedi order, all this stuff works etc etc

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On the original trilogy it really does seem, and of course it's like this because it was the first movie, that you're learning all this stuff from square one and it's all super mystical and fascinating

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after experiencing the extended material it's like yeah of course I can lift a boulder with my mind watch this too

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you know?

arctic fern
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yeah i understand

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sometimes the mystery is more fun than the answers

river veldt
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sidenote i do not like Starkiller very much ppenk some of those force powers are a little overboard for my liking

grave tide
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The easiest boss in Jedi Survivor

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Blade + gun and double swords are imbalance against bosses

river veldt
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Cal Kestis is real cool

quiet swift
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scrolls up

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Ah, yep

slim thorn
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aside from Rick, which one is easiest really depends on the player

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some bosses "click" for me and I intuitively get exactly when to block and dodge and attack

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and others I defeat while still not being sure how I was supposed to do the fight

river veldt
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...

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Rick?

slim thorn
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scroll up

fresh bane
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I've seen a lot more people in recent times complain about Starkiller and in retrospect I can't deny that he's extremely overpowered but I still wouldn't say that I don't like him, for me, Starkiller was my Luke/Cal Kestis

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he was the Jedi I knew growing up

grave tide
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I still can't understand why Respawn didn't make the selector

river veldt
thorny loom
slim thorn
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when I first saw him I was expecting him to summon a horde of other troopers so I switched to double blade

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but nope, just him

grave tide
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Because I love Blaster and Dual Wield stances, but without Double-Bladed you can't fight in massive fights

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Even GoW Ragnarok found 3rd button for 3rd stance

slim thorn
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yeah, I've settled on running around with single/double normally and dual/cross when I suspect a boss fight; haven't come up with a situation where I'd want blaster over any of the other stances

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they could also just let you hold left/right to bring up a menu; I doubt this was a "we ran out of buttons" decision

grave tide
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Because in 1x1 fights Blaster and Dual Wield is literally imbalance

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You can spend force as Dual Wield

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And restore force and shoot as Blaster

slim thorn
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oh you're doing that kind of trickery rdsnrk

grave tide
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Like I started with spending almost all force for unique dual wield parry

slim thorn
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my brain is 100% occupied with figuring out the block/dodge/attack timing so I have nothing to spare for any of the special force-using attacks

grave tide
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After swtiched to Blaster, shoot to kill enemies' stamina

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Restore force and repeat

slim thorn
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every action game I play gives me a pile of alternate weapons and moves I just can't use without distracting myself from the fundamentals so badly it's not worth it abflat

slim thorn
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all right, I'm done pretending to work, let's do whatever boss fight is at the top of this mountain now

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(more seriously, half of today was watching a big presentation from some other teams, so I didn't need to do work after that started)

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ok this place looks cool

visual hill
fresh bane
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Silent Hill Ascension trailer is out

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Looks generic and mid as I expected izzyscrunch

sage iris
slim thorn
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dangit, I left my controller partially on my laptop and now it's extremely warm

dense crypt
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interactive streaming series

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What the FUCK

fresh bane
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as everybody knows of course kids these days love their interactive streaming series games

slim thorn
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I feel like I should try one of those but I keep forgetting they exist

thorny loom
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Eh. It might be cool

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More than anything weve gotten in past decade for silent hill

fresh bane
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if this is the caliber of content I'm supposed to expect I'd rather it stayed dead

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Silent Hill isn't the type of franchise where I should say ''well, I guess I should at least give it a try'', especially not after that rough trailer

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I only hope Townfall and F won't be anything like this, because asides from it looking very mid it feels nothing like a Silent Hill

slim thorn
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speaking of horror game series where the reception varied wildly by installment

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whatever happened to The Dark Pictures Anthology

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oh, apparently there was another game in 2022 that I simply never heard about anywhere

grave tide
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Forever

sage iris
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What how

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Can you teach me this power

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(and how much did you pay for it in total?)

slim thorn
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oh frick they gave me a boss version of a bedlam smasher

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"Barely got me" he says after I land a heavy attack in crossguard stance after his stamina is depleted rdwut

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woo only used 2 stims

thorny loom
slim thorn
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"This is the army that ended the mighty Jedi Order?"

well, to be fair, the Empire's pivoted to cost-cutting measures since the Clone Wars...

fresh bane
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when it comes to those games I've heard the general reception is that each game got worse I think, Until Dawn is I think still the best one that studio made

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and when it comes to the games inside the anthology most are kinda mixed and the first one is generally received positively

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they're.... kinda not that different from what I saw of those games izzyscrunch

young creek
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Does Activison only have one game

gaunt marten
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Yes

young creek
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They should make another one

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maybe a platformer

gaunt marten
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That's why it's been a huge surprise to see them buying Blizzard instead of the other way around

young creek
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that was very long ago

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so it sounded weird when you said "its been"

grave tide
gaunt marten
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That was only 2008

slim thorn
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granted the formula was still new-ish back then

fresh bane
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It's not a bad formula it's just unfortunate they haven't really done anything too interesting with it since Until Dawn

#

House of Ashes was cool yeah

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Little Hope was.... okay

slim thorn
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that one set up a lot of stuff that kinda went nowhere

fresh bane
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the devil in me was a snoozefest imo

slim thorn
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ah ok

fresh bane
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The Quarry was another alright one, that somehow isn't part of the anthology series?

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It's kinda like Until Dawn's spiritual successor except not that different and not that much better but its entertaining enough in the same way an alright slasher film is entertaining

slim thorn
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huh, never heard of it

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ooooh Dagan 3 time rdbounce

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1st try, used 4 stims rdawwyeah

quiet swift
dire gate
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It's very local

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lol

grave tide
heady bridge
rancid herald
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I am hype

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I guess I should buy a controller for my computer

slim thorn
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it's been sooooo long since I played R&C

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iirc not since Up Your Arsenal was new

dire gate
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I only played Going Commando but I loved itr

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And Rift Apart has Rivet

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That's enough reason to play

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cyoot

rancid herald
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games like R&C feel like they're from a different, better era of games

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now it's all battlefield this, call of duty that

dire gate
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Mandatory

rancid herald
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god I remember that meme

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I can't believe it's been 3 years already

green fulcrum
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Jesus, stop reminding me of how I am rapidly growing old...

quiet swift
thorny loom
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Wish they would port the originals to pc like gow

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Sucks only way to play the classics is to buy a playstation 3 and the games or use the ps2/ps3 emulator

slim thorn
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in particular this was when the typical successful game series had a first game with some neat ideas but lots of rough edges, and the second game was usually where they really nailed it (like R&C:GC)

rancid herald
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a more civilized age of games

thorny loom
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Yeah. Were at a point most triple a games are no better than early access games on steam

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Some exceptions obviously

slim thorn
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the upside is that a lot of those "optimal rules" are rules for a good reason

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a lot of these older games feel clunky by comparison, and that's part of why we often play them in emulators where save state abuse can work around much of it

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(even R&C1 felt clunky after R&C:GC)

gaunt marten
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I still want save states for modern games

slim thorn
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same

wind stump
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I know that Shadows of Doubt and Teardown have quicksaves

slim thorn
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quick saves feel like a retro FPS feature

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I don't think I've done that since... Half-Life 1? Call of Duty 1?

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in fact back when I tried Sekiro, I spent some time looking for a quicksave mod, but AFAICT no one's made one of those

quiet swift
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Triple A cost so much these days that the C suite essentially make studios launch at the minimum viable product stage to try to recoup any money in time for their earnings calls

slim thorn
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and that's crash #2 flutterwaaaugh

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...which appears to have somehow left my gamepad rumbling indefinitely

gaunt marten
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That happens sometimes. Unplugging it should be fine

slim thorn
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did they really not put a maximum on that

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I figured that would do it, I'm just really curious now if it'll ever stop

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it stopped

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perhaps the upper limit is 1 minute of jiggling

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...oh

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oh boy

fresh bane
fresh bane
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I wish more games had quicksave functions

dire gate
slim thorn
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#JediSurvivor: so I figured out ||there'd be a dramatic speeder chase with Imps invading the Jedha base, because I bumped into the speeder bike hanger earlier||, and although I didn't really bother to predict it per se I'm not terribly surprised by ||Bode turning on us; presumably they have his daughter||

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but I did NOT expect ||Bode to be a force user|| ajgasp

visual hill
# dire gate

yes, gotta create a new generation of furries on PC

slim thorn
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oh no no no stop death flagging <character> I will be very unhappy if you off her now sweetiegrump

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welp, the game finally decided to require me to not suck at parrying and now I've died twice ppenk

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...three times

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well this completely killed the story momentum they were going for

gaunt marten
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That's unfortunate. It's never good when a game presents a situation with only one solution unless that solution is basically impossible to fuck up

slim thorn
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5 deaths

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yeah it looks like if I ever take a hit in the final phase of the fight I'm just stun locked until death

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that cannot be what they intended

sour hill
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Dark Souls wouldn't do that to you
(You would get stunlocked by bonewheel skeletons before the fight)

gaunt marten
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Well in Dark Souls you could simply go somewhere else

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Any boss can be beaten in many different ways, too.

sour hill
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There isn't really any avoiding the bonewheel skeletons, though

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They must be faced

slim thorn
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nah this is the only thing Dark Souls ever did to me lol, no matter where I went

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this is the one part of JS where suddenly it's balanced like a Fromsoft game unlike everything else in JFO/JS

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anyway 9th time's the charm, with a slight cheese from the internet

sour hill
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Tbf you should pretty much never die in one hit in fromsoft games

slim thorn
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everyone says that

quiet swift
sour hill
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Because it is true

gaunt marten
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There is 100% avoiding the bonewheel skeletons

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They're hard to dodge, but you can develop strategies to deal with them.

sour hill
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I meant avoiding as in not encountering them

slim thorn
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so, I get that people can have wildly different experiences playing the same game, but let's at least not lie about the basic facts

gaunt marten
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There are no lies about the basic facts here

slim thorn
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even the tiny part of Dark Souls 1 I did play (along with Sekiro) had a lot of one-hit kills, especially if you include all of the "technically it wasn't one hit but after the first hit connects you can't do anything about the rest" cases

gaunt marten
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Hmm, I wonder if you could path through the game to never go through the bonewheel pit

sour hill
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I think you're misremembering because I've beaten all three games without leveling, and I didn't start getting oneshot until the dlc bosses in dark souls

gaunt marten
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Well

slim thorn
gaunt marten
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The black knights can definitely one shot you

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So can the dragon

slim thorn
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not to mention the- yeah the dragon

sour hill
gaunt marten
#

Yep!

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(Unless you start as knight)

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But in general any situation where you can die in one hit can be trivially avoided (after you learn where it exists.)

sour hill
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I feel like those are exceptions that prove the rule though, since the first black knights are totally optional

slim thorn
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that it's an RPG with a million different loadouts complicates the issue

gaunt marten
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The inverse of this is true

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For almost every situation (aside from asylum demon) for any enemy you can beat there exists a build that can beat it in one hit

sour hill
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Well in my anecdote, I was playing at level 1 so the only variable here is weapons and armor (the latter doesn't matter much in this case)

slim thorn
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that's... not how the game actually works though

gaunt marten
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Well yes. For you specifically, you're gonna run into a lot of problems, and be forced to experiment and look around

slim thorn
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anyway I dunno wtf happened to JS's balance in this one fight but I'm past it now

gaunt marten
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That's good!

slim thorn
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although I guess that does wipe out any chance of me playing this on a higher difficulty

sour hill
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Yeah, the point was just that a boss essentially one-shotting you with a true combo would be considered very excessive even for fromsoft

gaunt marten
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In a practical scenario if you're a new player and picked a class that starts at the lowest health possible, I can see you dying in one hit as soon as Taurus Demon

sour hill
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Try it and report back?

gaunt marten
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Other points where you might die in one hit if you tried to avoid the Taurus Demon: Havel, Pinwheel, Capra Demon, Gaping Dragon

sour hill
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Those all need asterisks, lol

gaunt marten
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The asterisk is you start as necromancer so your health is as low as possible

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If you pick a class that starts with some health and good armor, only Havel kills you in one hit

sour hill
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You also need to start with the master key, and be good at the game (except to get to havel)

gaunt marten
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You can get to pinwheel easily by fumbling around, provided you do your best to go through the cemetery area in firelink shrine

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Everything past the cemetery area just involves running blindly and falling down pits

sour hill
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I would not describe getting to pinwheel at level 1 as easy, lol. But it's true it is much easier if you don't try to fight anything

gaunt marten
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Yeah, it's easiest if you keep running because your weapons are useless

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For Capra Demon you can get to him through a very circuitous route even if you don't have the master key

sour hill
#

I didn't know that

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Still though, if you can get to Capra Demon at level 1, you can beat him at level 1

minor plover
#

my wife is very close to finally beating Dark Souls

gaunt marten
#

That sounds fun. What's her build?

sour hill
#

Cool, that's when John darksouls gives you the dark soul

minor plover
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conceptually a paladin. Big Club (dropped by infested barbarians), I think she's got 4 spell slots for things like lightning spear, various healing spells, and combustion/fireball stuff, mostly Giant Armor or Paladin Armor.

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she's down to just the painted world boss fight, the Four Kings, and the final boss. She did the Oolacile stuff last night.

gaunt marten
#

We all love it when the great great club club gets new members

sour hill
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I love the great club

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It's so great

minor plover
#

she's not using the Great Club, but the Big Club. They're similar but not identical.

sour hill
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Oh. Boo. Hiss

gaunt marten
#

They're basically the same except the big club club is not as big as the great great club club

chilly mural
#

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fresh bane
#

That is definitely a title

grave tide
#

1st try

wind stump
#

For context, BeatMARIO is one of the bigger Touhou remixers and apparently managed to bug ZUN (the creator of Touhou) to add online functionality to the upcoming Touhou 19

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(Which is basically bullet hell PvP)

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Given the fuckery I've done in the past to play Netplay Touhou, this is a big W

slim thorn
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this achievement popped right after I bonked my mount into a random door, so I thought it was for something much sillier ppenk

slim thorn
#

this architecture feels like if the Halo Forerunners used stone instead of metal

#

(this late in the game I'm just gonna assume everything is a potential spoiler)

robust spear
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Is Steam down for anyone else?

river veldt
robust spear
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Looks like Steam is broken right now

random steppe
#

It usually don't last very long

thorny loom
#

Its tuesday. Its maintenece day

slim thorn
#

I think that death loop earlier permanently threw off my rhythm and now I'm just as bad at the game as if I started playing five minutes ago

#

this boss feels like it should not be killing me but it is

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pheeeeeeeeeew, that was the tensest I've been all day but 3rd time's the charm

thorny loom
#

Its over anakin. I have the high ground

gaunt marten
#

Store is up for me

#

Denmark to Egypt today. This one's fun

fickle garnet
#

I beat the spawn of oggdo in jedi survivor

#

I now have the poncho

fickle garnet
#

Also holy hell my game is not performing well

#

Theres constant stutters

novel pine
#

i have 2 sides

thorny loom
#

Then theres the third side

#

joshua graham

dire gate
#

???????

fickle garnet
#

My favorite soulslike Bloons TD 6

minor plover
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lol wife got to the Four Kings fight in DS, as the last boss fight before the actual end boss, and she just bonked the shit out of it in her first try

#

also I was wrong, she's using a "Large Club" which is pretty great

minor plover
#

end boss took her 2 tries and that's just because she watched his moves a lot for the first one and didn't really try to win, just to learn. It's been weird watching her struggle with parts of the game and then just crush the end game.

fresh bane
#

The Sims, truly the greatest psychological horror game of all time /s

#

The most unlikely game you'd consider a horror game but it makes so much sense rdsnrk

dire gate
#

Also known for being inspired from Will Wright losing his home from fire ppinkiefire

light gate
#

The Sims 1: The Backrooms: The Game

wintry canopy
static bluff
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The Sims 1 and 2 were just so great

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and 3 but it felt a little too real

gaunt marten
#

Chucklefish has a publisher sale! Grab Wargroove

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Their bug bundle has a 15% sale on top of individual ones

sage iris
#

I've been eyeing up eastward for a long time now, but it always has terrible sales

gaunt marten
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Unfortunately Wildfrost is only 10% off and not included in the bundle

wind stump
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Yup, that sounds about right, lol (for context, Commander willingly downloaded malware)

gaunt marten
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It looks like Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is going to be delisted soon since Telltale lost the license

arctic fern
gaunt marten
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Yeah!