Slope the internet game review

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Slope the game on the internet

Session I did not bother to count

What the utter fuck is this

Fallout 76 but slop the game

God these physics are ass

In the land of radiation acceleration is no longer a thing

They try REALLY hard to make it look like slope

They even have the fake green tops house

Except they didn't even try to lie to and colored it red

Disappointed

Also this usually gives you speed up

Not here, here it's just a structure that makes your ball jump to the clouds

The save thing starts you with 0 speed so you can just fall right on the next hole

Also trampolines work if you touch the side

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.FUCK YEAH I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO PLAYED SLOPE

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And there is no keybind to continue playing after death screen

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.used a Google site to play it and i managed to get this crazy glitch where levels were merged and you could get a ridiculous amount of points

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I've played so many versions of this already

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Yes, if you spam enter fast enough, the map doesn't clear or some shit

Btw fun fact

Did you know that the ramp on the curved thing is slightly too wide?

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.YEAH :D

buj [they/them] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1375482753491013732 message) Yes, if you spam enter fast enough, the map doesn't clear or some shit

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Well what if I told you that this has carried on to version 3

The one with different neon colors

[summer obsidian]

.i can't see the images

.bad internet

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Another thing that was is the funny slap enter too fast glitch

It doesn't do the thing however

Instead it just starts but also pops the death screen

So you just have that while you're playing and you can't see shit

Anyway, let's check the ✨shop

I can get a basketball

The most expensive thing is the massive only planet known to contain life on it

Can't wait to dip everyone into the abyss

Anyway I should make a tier list

Ok so de magenete is a scam

You get like 100 for its worth of 300

Anyway, let's see if they have version 2 or version 1 on the website

Version 2

What the utter fuck happened

Ye uh

Idk what they did to this game

But the UI is completely fucked

Oh pressing "again" fixes it

Also for some reason friction just doesn't go all the way

Physics are less accurate

So it's like a weird fork of version 2 that's just worse

Anyway the https://theslope.github.io/ version that's literally just slope from Y8

And I've got a perfect tiermaker image right there

And ofc with this glitch active - don't fall down

Cuz for some reason it doesn't end the game and you just keep falling forever

Slop 3 for tiermaker

I don't remember where did I put the slope the whatever the utter hell and multiplayer editions

Unfiltered Y8 experience

Anyway the games in question:

• Mlope
• Slope Multiplayer

Now slope multiplayer has an amazing feature that all multiplayer games are jealous of

When you join a game, the server silently crashes in the background

There is also a suspect named "Slope Racing"

So let's see what that is

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Oh ye the amazing feature of that particular version

On my PC the game renders pitch black

I need my laptop's hardware with all the compatibility issues for the game to work

[summer obsidian]

.yeap

buj [they/them] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1375482753491013732 message) Cuz for some reason it doesn't end the game and you just keep falling forever

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Ok so they didn't load

Fuck it turning on my proxy to cover all pages

Multiplayer

And now mlope

Mlope is uhh

You control the camera and you move forward

And you need to not crash

mlope

Anyway

Time for uh

Slope racing

Not slope, skipping

Why are there 2

Oh and you think I can't see where you're sourcing the game from?

Ok so in this version we have less precise physics and bug cannot be triggered

Anyway, slope the other one

Literally the same exact thing

Btw fun fact about version 1

If you'd fall from the track and then land on red column, the game would softlock on next start

Version 2 fixes this

But then I never saw version 1 on the net ever again

Let's see if it's there

It seems like version 1 only exists in my memory now

Ok so slop version 1:

• Did not have "speed up" text
• Had a different font for numbers and the start text
• Did not have the totally green top house
• Had a bug where if you touched the red column when you fell down the game would softlock on next start with the whole thing rendering black except for the text and the ball

Those are all the differences I remember

Wait

Holy fuck

We may ball

https://slopenexus.github.io/games/

Here it is
https://slopenexus.github.io/games/v9/index.html

Version 1

And apparently it did not have the bug

The one with map duplicating I mean

The ball literally glides

And ofc, the column bug

Which actually crashes the game and not just softlocks

The player was eating the error

So the fake green top house was added in v11

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Ok so v7 added the bug

Aight so

I've found a yet another slop the game

slope ball

And if you wondering which buttons have been cut

We'll come to that later

M I WONDER WHAT THIS GAME IS

This game has the blue crystals to pick up

The issue is that half the times you uh

Can't

You fly over them

Tierlist image

The 3 blocks platform is apparently reversed

Nevermind

Anyway

The grand reveal of

Also apparently you can change map color to not look like piss and cum

Doesn't fix ridiculous saturation though

Anyway, shop has 3 pages of balls

And the game already supplies us with enough crystals to buy the most expensive one

And holy shit

It autoselects the new skin

Unlike a certain other slop version

So I can slop in style

Anyway

One more button

And probably the most interesting feature of this

A whole fucking level editor

Is it actually level editor?

Only one way to find out!

Appears to be

Why am I reading "geometry dash"

Anyway pause the nikki music I must hear those

It doesn't play

Oh god

It is geometry dash ripoff music

What am I supposed to be able to see those?

Check my level out 🔥

Ok so apparently you can zoom out

But not move the camera

Actually

Ohh you hold the middle click

Oh well

That's the greatest one so far
https://1games.io/slope

Better tierlist image

Anyway

uhh

Let's check out this one

[summer obsidian]

.OH MY GOD IT'S RUN

buj [they/them] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1375482753491013732 message) uhh 📎

.I LOVE THAT GAME

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I've only clicked on 2 play now buttons to start it

guys I wonder where they got the idea

Ye that's just slop but slightly different font

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Anyway

Slop 2 player

I mean

Ye

Slop but 2 players

But what about the slop multiplayer

One that loads from a yet another domain for some reason

Literally exactly the same

What is this

It's from someone's github this time

M I wonder what game this is

Ok so uh

It's somehow worse

It doesn't slide on slopes

The unbuyable skin

Welp

Nothing interesting beyond that

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So slope the game as a service?

Aww the bot left :<

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<@&1009356214125207592> here to

patricia_62 ↩️

[Reply to:](#1375482753491013732 message) Hello beautiful people.
I work with a thriving SaaS company and we have job openings for part time,…

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Slop plus

And ofc nothing loads over Russian internet

Idk what Putin did but without a proxy my internet is completely unusable

Good start

Speedrunner gaming

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It's uh

Almost the same as slop but without map duplication glitch