#Dating channel π
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Bahahahahahahaaha
But I can still eat a whole pack
Look if it's the pommes then it's fine
Fritjes
I just like food
Indeed
Sue me
Sighhh - USA food was wild tho. Had a impossible burger that was interesting
But one thing I actually miss
Little pink maker
Yes that's me hi
walk into a restorant and ask for Vol-au-vent
Ewwww
Why would I do that
walk into a restaurant and ask for a Budweiser
Puff pastry bites
cuz then u get good food
hell na
Had this the other day. It was aaaaalright by danish pastry standards
I had some yummy gelato earlier AMA
Yea also stoofvlees β¨
I smoked gelato π
Damn shouldβve given you some of my pistachio gelato then
Hahaha twins!!! Me too
thats not Belgian
I'm down to my last ounce trying to not get anything until I'm in London too π
Uuhhhft gelato is so good too!
it was a French dish than became Belgian the moment Belgium was created in 4 oktober 1830,
and im from Flanders, so i hate the French, but Stoofvlees was never ours
Ahh interesting, its so similar to a Hungarian dish as well, but both version are awesome in their own way
Fries where 100% Belgian to
Iβll cook for you donβt worry
Awww chucks I'm a sucker for someone who can cook!
1 more beer and then i need to sleep, i need to wake in 6 hours for my pasport pic , so i can renwew for ally pally
Dude wtf are you doing go to sleep
Hahahahaaha ahem I know my shape ππππ
need to finish my game
Swerve that lad .... I'm literally rolling into bed and you should do the same
Behave hubby... π lol
last time they took my passport pic i was half alive having to try to stay upright after a 3 day bender
Damn she always watching
Missus on you already
Jfc well then best of luck πππ
Found a good one, not letting him go π€£π€£
Remember the handcuffs
They can't get far if there in them
Are these proverbial handcuffs or real ones?
I'll let you figure that out πππ
if i look really bad on my pic, i look really good when i enter any country
I was throwing up outside the passport place before I got my pic taken so I took haggard
I won't even mention my passport because I've a few with a few names and two legal IDs with two very different legal names one for Denmark and one for the uk
I also let my passport expire and had to fly to BUFFALO NY the day before I left for London because it was the only city in the entire US that had an available passport appt
That was last July though so we gucci now
Anything for Fred ey
but my Italian passport expires in July so I need to get on that
Unfortunately it was for work
Today has been a geg. Thanks for the laughs and to finding the hubby. See you at ally pally for shots and pints πΊ
the discharge paperwork for me said that i was a social drinker that now and then indulged into a-drinking a to much
Yes yes , ally ally ally oioioi
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Just a little drink
What beer is it now Barry
Ahhhh I mean travel is still nice
Off to BCN tomorrow home for 24 hrs then SF and LA then home for a week then Dubai and Chicago
Pray for me
Rip your melatonin levels
What the helly
allllll fun and jokes girllly
no horse hate here
I have been the mean one today I will ease up π
Self-awareness is always nice π
Good i was about to ask for Afghanistan citizenship to hide from bribri's anger
Tnxxx
Sorry, and sorry @agile halo . I will be a nicer human
Keep in mind if been offered Afghanistan passports twice and have refused it both times. Even reused opening a exclusive diamond mine there
Gotta Love a good apology moment
Never had the starting capital to open a good Diamond mine π
Id rather just skip dating and get married
We can have someone officiate the wedding during the last show at ally pally
iβm there 27th
how tall are you?
Real questions π
do you want it in metric or imperial
6β1 next question
where do you live in the world
I am in Florida too solidarity
lies
I donβt lie
Iβm in wellington my guy
Iβm not from here though so I donβt feel the Florida shame
oh youβre a horse girl
my friend just got married at the world equestrian center so nice
Iβm there next week lol
Ocala?
yeah itβs insanely nice
Will be my first time there, heard itβs nice though. Apparently make WEF look shit π
are you competing
I am distracting from your game
And met a baby donkey
Respond to Linda
Linda ignored me after I told her Florida
Thatβs really fucking cute though
@lyric estuary have you met @orchid linden ?β¦
So where in Florida are you then? Also suffering from this cold snap?
Live in Denver. Sorry to all those that live in Florida π
Is Denver also a shameful place to be from?
I mean we do have this dating show coming out. https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/wooking-for-love/
Have you finished your application yet?
NDA
Youβve signed the NDA already π€
Honestly my hair is way too short to be a wook
Damn, discord it is then huh?
People find love in all different places!
Amen to that
Lol this is actually a thing π
Normally tampa/st pete
New day , new chance ππ back to finding a cuddle and a spice bag
Good morning my "looking for a pint" gang πΊ
Gotta respect the hustle
Hahahahaha just a pint wink wink π
Hey I've got 11 days to make it happen ahahahab
You'll find your temporary Fred, I just know it
ππππ sigh keeping the faith ahahah
You never know, someone might come to you because of the spice bag
Still waiting on an explanation of what a spice bag is
https://tenor.com/view/love-mike-myers-austin-powers-i-love-you-come-to-me-gif-19662123.
With the spice bag, luring people to you @wicked maple
All I gathered last night was a soggy bag of food
Only one of the best comfort meals
They only ever want me for the goods, not just me π why why I'm a human toooooo
Touch meeee
Talkkkkk to me
Pullll me outtaaa this place π
So from what I've been told it's a bag, with fries, veggies, spicy goodness and then some chicken bites/nuggets/things π never had one, but now I need one.
Isn't everything better when it's wet to some degree ahahahaha
It's too early for this π
Hahahahahahah I also need more coffee and I'm about to turn my pc on to start working π₯΄
I realised late last night that I'm out of tea and coffee...
How howwwwww is that even possible
Because I got distracted and made cookies. It was too late when I realised I was out
If anyone's looking for someone with the attention span of a goldfish ππ
Welp , oh man I feel for you. Ahahahahahahaha but do you have golden retriever energy because I feel that makes up for goldfish brain
That's what I've been told. Gotta be excited for everything
Hahahahahahaha see qualities worth mentioning ππon the other hand it's 7:47am for me and why do I have some dude I wrote once back in 2023 now trying to have a conversation with me... No no not today universe.... I'm busy trying to get my spice bag π
Nothing like Monday morning to make you regret past choices
Oh it's fine, he tried, he failed π π»I didn't take up his offer so he ghosted me but somehow now he's back again it's fine.... I don't need anyone else but my fredβ΄ ahahahahah (I say 4 because I'm not giving up on this ahahahah).
Not socks
Guess it's past 8pm somewhere
I meannnn, I don't wanna know what your doing with your socks π. Just make sure they go in the laundry thanks ahahaha
Bahahahahahaahaha exactly
Geez get your minds out the gutter - my socks got wet walking in the rain yesterday and that shit was miserable with how cold it was
Thereβs a fantastic 16 min live version of Purple Rain everyone should listen to
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everyone get back to dating
I got to the airport entirely too early so I will be using this chat as my personal diary for the next hour or so until my flight
Where you flyin?
Mind you can date a lot in that one hour
Are you flirting with me π
Everybody everybody everybody.... Leave me alone alone alone unless you've a spice bag and can handle all this π π»π€
I mean I've had coffees with people that lasted longer than some peoples relationships π
And an hour is a really long time to some ahaha
An hour is like 5 dates
You know after 10 minutes if its worth to chat on π
Jesus who are you.
I mean it takes me at least 30 mins to see if my gaydar works, and 10 minutes to figure out if you even remember my name
Jesus would be Peter
ππ shhh let him sleep he needs it
Barca for a few days then finally HOME
TAMOS INFLADO
miss my bed miss my dogs
Yea leaving the pack always sucks but hey Barca is great you should enjoy that
seriously nobody?
Dogs ππ
Caaaaaa7rieeelll π¦
no and Iβm in the UK, so unlikely to
wasnβt ignoring it was just 1am GMT
Dating channel never sleeps β¨
how long has this channel been a thing
TOO long Linda babes
Indeed, too long
Quit it
you hang up
Nooo you hang up
Preaaaching to the choir
Im down on my last days of 2026 freedom, then its flat out rest of the year β¨ π₯²
Ooohft .... Enjoy the freedom then ahem fredom sorry
π€π€ππ okaaaaaaaaay okaaaaaay
Also that's a risky move having a cream sofa with two dogs π I can vibe with that ahahahaha
πππππππ and sensible ideology πππ yeaahhhhh I mean that you can't avoid
It was needed
Heβs just that desperate Linda
It still is #lookingformyfredβ΄
Not falling for the ragebait, but no
No I meant the nuggets and fries was ragebait
Ahahahahaha that's why I'm saying I'll assess the spice bag and report back with a review ahahaha
Need to go Ireland for the authentic spice bag
Mase knows
Should have been there Friday π
Iβll be back at some point this year. Normally one trip a year 
Maybe for Caribou? π
Mase is all talk π
How is it rage bait - the picture is literally chicken and fries
Do you know what literally means?
@fallen lynx opinion on spice bags?
do you know what chicken and fries look like?
Iydkdw
Heβs baiting you π
Fuck, I fell for it again
Love them, couldnβt get enough! Would go back for another! Really lived up to the hype
Whenβs this?
so whatβs the diff here other than some spice
Youβre right, never enjoy one
sass queen Iβm asking you to explain the difference
Itβs the love that itβs prepared with, the curry sauce, the flavour profile, the feeling of your arteries clogging from first bite to last
You canβt compare raising canes to one, imo
If I stumble across one I will try and come back with a review
Respectable answer, itβs worth the 10 euro
You are a saint
https://open.spotify.com/track/3VFzHURuTvtVeUZW00rrLa?si=8yNP2jdcRzuCanRX0aJAfQ
Sums up this channel ππ«£π€
Here is content fit to this channel
Heidi Klum Grammy dress
What we thinking π
She said they matched it to her skin tone π€
Wayyyyyy off the mark π€£
Seems like a waste of a lot of candle wax to me π
I meannnn let's look at Chapell roan shall we
Now there's alot of discourse about if it's a nude body suit orrrr
I'm in a group for costume design and it's wild!!! ππ«£ Sooo many people are refering to Janet's days
This was designed by mugler btw
Who did this also in the 80s I believe for a runway show
Now being a woman - yass slay queen.
Being also someone who is into costumes - HUH.HUH... like did they sew this. Or was it just a drape and go
If I seeeee any of you like this at ally. I'll be throwing my jacket at you FYI
Hey now that's the call of the lesbians π€π¦
She was wearing something like a cape. I liked her much better with it on.
I saw that too and same
I think she wears prosthetic nipples (don't know if you have said it before).
Yeah that's a noooo from me imagine the pain if you were in the rave and that gets caught on something
Some people like it, it's all about trying it out.
Naaah naaahhhh - as a woman I'm telling you right now nope. I'm out. Thanks for all the fish
I am also a woman! But more openminded (joke) hahahahaha
Yasssss more Fred women. I couldn't I'm ahem very blessed with a chest so fucking nope I'm out.
Have to wear a sports bra to the rave π
What the fuck
What the fuckk
πππ
Bruv
Nipplelicous ππ¦
chat is NSFW
i'm just glad no one is going to walk past my desk. There's just no telling what they'd see
Nips are (semi) covered, must be SFW
There's no nip just metal
Fortunately I work in fashion business so it's one of the day's themes. π€£
So I don't have to worry if someone sees it in my computer.
Yassss!!!!
I'll repeat again if I see this on anyone both male female whatever... Im throwing my jacket at you
It's cold, don't get sick
I'm already sick 
My rave mom instinct will kick in
I mean.... I kinda knew that already.. stay outta my DMS boy ππππππ

There reserved for people named Fred and scammers only π
Okay and maybe a link from Barry last night π
Nah fr tho am fully hermitting this week so i can kick this flu bullshit π«
Remember honey and ginger help and lots of fluids π¦π¦π¦
I have a secret cocktail when i'm sick, but only for emergencies: paracetamol + ibuprofen. Two pills together, one miracle.
Honey and ginger too.
woah, this is like one of those remedies from early doctors. "Take a bunch of cocaine and a bottle of whiskey" π€£
this works a charm!
Was trying to find my ibuprofen nae idea where it is tho
Have been having a lot of lemon, honey and ginger tea
I have a billion paracetamol tho π
Alcohol always works with flu. As you can see i'm a big fan of alternative medicine.
you'll make it, the dating channel needs to make it to the shows
10 days ππΌπ₯
easyyy
That's my usual medication tbf, maybe that's the problem
explicit content flag, where are the mods
It's the Grammy's people I'm not posting OF here πππ
And this is smutty
Salivating rn
And thatβs just for the curry sauce π
let your mum hear this
hi bot
donβt think my mum needs to know about wetness
Yoyoyooooo! Best spot in London where can we split a G before Fred concert???
Itβs timeeeeee
apparently the easiest is the spoons near the venue
Faulty idea because it depends on the assumption youβre able to secure tickets in advance π
Spouters Corner for all your Guinness needs and more
tough love
you're not working hard enough!
FRED - ITS NOT THAT MUCH FUN WHEN YOU DONT WANNA HAVE FUN
Most of us already have ticketsπ€£ and there will be a buch on reslae soon
Do tell
My mantra
ahhahaahah SPICE BAGS FOR EVERYONE I feel is the vibe
Itβs a dark Irish stout with a creamy head
ello ello ello ππ»
Alex do you LIKE a thick creamy head π€
on a lucious dark body
ALRIGHT LAAAD
missed you all whilst i've been at work π’
you haven't missed much mate
we're talking about thick creamy head
Is it nice?
it's lovely, you've got to try it
but probably worth getting it from a good pub.
and don't rely on the cans
I miss @loud abyss more
Iβve never even heard of it tbh
Weβre down bad here James
SHELL FIND YOU
I've been pretending this is TEAMS for days
alright Kyle
JEZZZAAAA TIME
guess we've got a to-do list for before Fred
Awlk James π₯Ή

What did I miss? Anymore couples in the make? Weddings? Kids?
Why? we already had a matchmaking yesterday and wedding and that
Tell me they didnt break up π
Hahaha no no there still here all loved up
But maybe people wanna slow it downnnnn a littleeeeeeee then speeeeed it up π€π
I mean it's meant to be romantic Fred ππππ then again depends what your love language is
How do I come into this romantic but creamy entanglement π im just monitoring here
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Wedding and kids name all picked. ππ₯°
π€£π€£
@calm anvil
π€π€π€π€ daaaamnnnnnn
Prooogresssssβ¨π₯Ή
Fred themed wedding obvs
What are the names, Itslittlejameshunt?
You are all invited
OBV!!
Fred....
Ah okay you are a traditional couple
Itslittlejameshunt can be the 3rd
I feel like Silverman would be getting mocked π
These are my kids: Fred and Silverman
Just haven't decided where to live? Liverpool or Belfast... decisions π€ @calm anvil help the wifey out
Yea where do you buy the house mate?
Wifey want big house @calm anvil for all our lil fredlings
How about
Barry Philip Silverman
True true... Barry Philip Silverman Hunt has a nice ring to it
That way they all get a little piece of the action and a tip of the hat and when kids ask where is parents named him from the story of the discord will come alive ahahaa
Iβm still learning how to talk to women
they still scare me
π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ€π€π€ I mean we're not that weird... Or hard hehehe
Thanks for blowing my undercover
He blew you... π€π€π€π€
I knew Barry batted both sides I knew it
Undercover? Worst cover if ever seen π
Don't tell my gf π
It's okay I bet she's down to peg you if you ask reallll nice ahahahaha
Don't need to even askπ
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Oh was it bad Temida, was it all teeth no grip. I'm sorry BAARRRYYy
If I donβt have hair why u assume I have teeth
Hey you can be bald and still have teeth ask me how I know πππππ I'll dig out my old egg pictures some time in the future
Your honor let the record show that i did not do this blowing thing, i never have blown up, that's for terrorists. Not for me
I have only yellow fur
And a beak... And a knife apparently
Thatβs right
Charli XCX - PARTY 4 U
I only threw this party for you
Β» Apoyo Charli XCX:
https://www.instagram.com/charli_xcx/
(Lyrics):
[Chorus]
I only threw this party for you
Only threw this party for you, for you, for you
I was hopin' you would come through
I was hopin' you would come through, it's true, it's true
Only threw this party for you
I only t...
I only threw this party 4 uuuu only threw this party 4 uuuu
Charli was really interesting live last year at Roskilde too
Her show in the rain was iconic
What!
Okay go listen to her brat album
Her sound check was fucking insane and also working in that heat that day I nearly died we all did
Also we had fucking mojo day that day and lordddddddddd we were fucked by the end of the day.
Yeah some of my work is fucking weird when I share these videos people must be like wtf she does what π I don't even know what I actually do ahaha
You on the ball girlllllllπ
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So proud hun
Me too honeyyy
What are u looking for π
11
36
6
Friends π»
I voted LOML and Iβm still loveless
I'll let you pick that one
No itβs not coming back
