Transfer Talk

[copper harbor]

I feel bad for him at this point

[violet ibex]

working for me, I cope better with jokes 😂

[split walrus]

Ineos ll sell him next june

If he doesn’t perform

[copper harbor]

Keep dreaming 😂

[violet ibex]

eh I won't laugh at his face or boo him or insult him on socmed or things like that

[split walrus]

Bro support the club over a player

We are more than willing to play for us if he performs

He is the highest earner

320k isnt a joke

[violet ibex]

I will support our players as long as they're our players, but this is man utd not a school club and there should be standard

[split walrus]

But he isn’t putting the performances he is capable of

[violet ibex]

yep

if someone can't perform, we should have them look for another club

[split walrus]

Wtffff

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_Sag4QvHlD/?igsh=YjJkNjY0MTl5cTk2

theathleticfc

Al Ahli have reached an agreement with Brentford for the proposed signing of Ivan Toney.

Toney has agreed personal terms with the Saudi Pro League club, and he is set for a medical ahead of a move abroad.

It is unclear if Toney’s move will have repercussions on Al Ahli’s move for Victor Osimhen, who they were also targeting.

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[violet ibex]

of course doing it respectfully

[split walrus]

Toney too

[violet ibex]

wait I thought you shared the news before?

both toney and osimhen

[split walrus]

That was osimhen bro

😂😂

[copper harbor]

What about Antony? £200,000 and he doesn't work good at all

[split walrus]

He is a meme for a reason

[violet ibex]

someone was saying that they're looking to get both toney and osimhen, guess that's someone else 😂 I forgot

[split walrus]

His performance is as equally despised

[copper harbor]

And no one is blaming him?

[violet ibex]

definitely the same

[split walrus]

Everybody is.

More so cause we paid 100m for him

[violet ibex]

no one??? mate he's been thrashed more than rashford 🤣

even worse, people keep mocking him despite not playing

[copper harbor]

Bro, what? I've seen more memes of him than blames wth 💀

[split walrus]

Exactly. He isn’t even taken seriously as a footballer/person now

Thats worse cause no one has expectations from him

But rashford is capable of winning

[copper harbor]

I do 🤣

[violet ibex]

tell ten hag to start him and play him for 90mins every match undeservedly and people will blame him more too 😂

mostly ten hag tho

[jolly glade]

Any word of us doing any last minute business today?

[split walrus]

Sancho sterling swap

Nothing else

Or direct sancho sale

25m

[jolly glade]

Seems like the most likely outcome if anything happens

[violet ibex]

we're still trying to get rid of sancho

but it seems hard

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829445250017820799?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal are discussing internally about Raheem Sterling as the opportunity has been offered again this morning.

Chelsea want to find a solution for Raheem as he won’t be included in squad again if he stays, Enzo Maresca said.

Sterling, assessing options to decide soon.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:05 AM

Sterling to arsenal

Sancho to chelsea

Osimhen to united 👍🏽

[violet ibex]

you know one way I'd consider taking sterling in
just a loan without any kind of obligation + full wage covered by chelsea

😂

[split walrus]

Bro

Osimhen to chelsea is still on

If they manage to get him

Its not gonna look good

[violet ibex]

osimhen please quickly go to saudi thanks

[split walrus]

Clubs have reached agreement, osimhen hasnt decided

Chelsea guys r in naples

To negotiate

😔

[violet ibex]

how the hell are chelsea signing every single player possible

[split walrus]

Sales

They r good at selling

[shell bobcat]

@split walrus I finally managed to fit haaland in the squad 😂

[split walrus]

U probably compromised on the subs 😂

[feral solar]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829445250017820799?s=46

Arsenal please get him so we don’t have to 😂😂

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal are discussing internally about Raheem Sterling as the opportunity has been offered again this morning.

Chelsea want to find a solution for Raheem as he won’t be included in squad again if he stays, Enzo Maresca said.

Sterling, assessing options to decide soon.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:05 AM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1829469839544492051?s=46

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

🚨 NEW:

Chelsea are edging closer to an agreement with Manchester United over the signing of Jadon Sancho after further talks. Permanent and loan options are still on the table. [@skysports_sheth] #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 10:42 AM

[vocal monolith]

Only problem with Sterling are big wages . Otherwise i don't see why any club in world wouldn't get him . He is top player

[feral solar]

gonna be honest, I was never a fan of the sancho and sterling straight swap.

sancho can still be a good player if he puts his head into the game. he’s got a few years still so he has time.

sterling on the other hand, is going to be in his 30s this year. not really a fair deal for me tbh what will he be worth in the future? (unless if we did keep him until he decides to retire)

[split walrus]

If he can reduce his wages and come on a short 1+1 contract. I dont really mind. Considering the form rashford is in, this might end up being an upgrade lol

We can go for a better winger in future, sterling can act as a short term fix

[feral solar]

he could be a viable short term option for us but it’s also about how he will be able to settle here and will he do well?

because if we want him for the short term we want him to do well quick

[split walrus]

Sancho has broken his roots with the club and the board. He wont be able to perform even if he stays. He doesn’t wanna play for the badge. Best is for us to offload him anyhow

[split walrus]

He had the same number of goals as garna last szn

Maybe he can do something for us for an year or 2 (if he agrees to be a squad player) and cut his wages

[feral solar]

only thing I can hope is if he can settle in here since it’s an issue with players when they arrive at United especially in a short time

[split walrus]

That’s definitely there 💯

[gusty dagger]

We'll get to watch Ugarte playing only after 14 days

[vocal monolith]

Sterling as player is better than Sancho , his goals show that. But if the deal was possible Sancho for sterling + some £ . And sterling reduced wages to 150 -160k was okay.

[jolly glade]

Any player that wants to play for us is a better player than Sancho

[vocal monolith]

Sancho at Dortmund did some good dribles in one game at Champions , but wasn't that good either. Not the same player he was before leaving Dortmund for first team

He was very good back on time when he was playing with Haaland at Dortmund

[tribal knot]

I still insist that Sterling would be a good signing, providing he's happy starting only about half of games

Gets in behind and runs at the opposition, that's what we need

None of this turning back all the time nonsense

[jolly glade]

Yeah, he can only come here if he agrees he’s on the bench more than usual

He’ll be getting more time than he would at Chelsea and we’re seemingly the only club really with an inkling of interest in a swap

[vocal monolith]

Maresca don't want to remove him, he looks like a toy.
They removed Tuchel because he wasn't going to tell good players that u need to leave and go find another club

[outer lynx]

Hello there, ladies and gents

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829505209565057042?t=kjW9NEt7nQXv3-jLabF5-Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Ten Hag confirms McTominay to Napoli: “I’ve mixed feelings because I would have preferred not to lose him”.

“He has Manchester United in his veins, so I’m happy to him but I wanted him here”.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:03 PM

Oh nooo

Clash already

This is not good.

https://x.com/UtdDistrict/status/1829506912850727028?t=XgzenCi125yvJuYrxBt6yA&s=19

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | BREAKING:

Antony and Christian Eriksen have emerged as loan targets for Real Betis. [Simon Jones, Mail]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:10 PM

[flat hedge]

NO

[viral garnet]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829481293400129858?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Jadon Sancho gives total green light to Chelsea move, he’s keen on joining #CFC project.

Talks are taking place between Chelsea and Man United, deal currently ON.

Juventus in complete stand-by since yesterday.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 11:28 AM

[violet ibex]

chelsea please do us a solid and bid 50-60m 🙏

hell we'll take 40

[gusty dagger]

Chiesa's Fee + Salary = 1 year of Rashfords salary.

[ocean sun]

Hahah no they won't pay

We lowered the value

£25m

[violet ibex]

I know, but a man can pray

😭

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829513489091895737?t=JEsMdYcG94fttVK0kDbXcg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea submit official bid to Manchester Utd for Jadon Sancho.

Understand it’s initial loan proposal, similar to terms offered by Juventus but total package higher.

Sancho, OPEN and keen to joining Chelsea so up to the clubs/Man Utd to decide.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:36 PM

This bid i believe it's £25m

Loan - buy obligation

[jolly glade]

I’d hope for a little more than that

[split walrus]

Bro they put 7m loan bid

😂

Same as juve

But overall package is bigger

I think its around 21-23m

[ocean sun]

What

[violet ibex]

7m loan + all wages covered by them + can't play against us
I'll take that

[split walrus]

Loan with obligation it ll be maybe. Especially if they manage to get osimhen

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829499384314187948?t=ftDSPqGJOwqmbWTRriZg2Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 Erik ten Hag on Sancho's future: “As far as I know, I expect him to stay, yeah”.

“We are happy with him. We need a good squad. We have to play many games until January. After the break we play every third day so we need options”.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 12:40 PM

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[ocean sun]

Lol ten hag needs mctominay and Sancho to stay, but Ineos has other plans. I hope the manager and the Board will get along together in the future. No need for any confusion.

[split walrus]

Btw

[ocean sun]

If the relationship is not good, i don't know what's gonna happen next.

[split walrus]

Against lfc

😔

[vast jolt]

Man what is wrong with this baldie

[ocean sun]

I'd only change de ligt in for Maguire
Garna for rashford
And zirkzee for injured mason

[vast jolt]

We signed de ligt and zirkzee for them to sit on the bench😔

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829517979018535061?t=SeO2mgK39_bb4QYOGKMEhg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Neto to Arsenal, here we go! Deal completed for Brazilian goalkeeper.

Espanyol have just confirmed to Arsenal that their final bid for Joan García (€20m fixed fee plus add-ons) can’t be accepted, clause or nothing.

#AFC leave García race and sign Neto on loan deal.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:54 PM

[split walrus]

Bro imagine if he fkn plays bruno false 9 again

[gusty dagger]

We signed Ugarte to not even register for LFC game

[gusty dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-fc-redfox9-darwin-nunez-fabinho-ibrahima-konate-gif-27661196

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829509689937125397?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 BREAKING! #mufc have explored a possible move for Carney Chukwuemeka. [@skysports_sheth]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 1:21 PM

Pretty sure we ll swap him instead of sterling

[ocean sun]

Yes yes swap

[split walrus]

He is young

Technical

[ocean sun]

I like him

[split walrus]

Better for us instead of washed sterling

[vast jolt]

All I know about him is that he is part of chelsea's 40 player project

Is he good

[high zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-down-you-adam-sandler-gif-14612875

[ocean sun]

Lmao why are westham letting JWP leave 😭😂

[copper harbor]

Are we getting Sterling? Cause I just seen a post of him with a Chelsea shirt

[outer lynx]

Ah yeah, a rumour stated that ten Hag didn't want Ugarte that much and preferred McTom to stay but since INEOS took the charge of the club, the management now has control over the transfer

[outer lynx]

I thought Osimhen had made a deal with the Arab club?

[feral solar]

this guy is legit a loan merchant at this rate 😭😭😭

[vast jolt]

Name a better love story than Ten Hag and Bruno at False 9

[split walrus]

Club to club agreement

Osimhen is yet to decide

[outer lynx]

Too bad if he choose Arab 😂

[split walrus]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1829531145090068817?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Chelsea expected to strike deal with Manchester United to sign Jadon Sancho before transfer window closes. No formal agreements in place yet but situation advancing that way + #MUFC winger wants to complete proposed #CFC move @TheAthleticFC #DeadlineDay https://t.co/iG4x1qV9Xe

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 2:46 PM

[vast jolt]

Hes trying to sacrifice his career. No UCL, Ballon dor, Golden Boots. everything just for a important salary and release clause

[outer lynx]

No swap with that ex-City and ex-Liverpool winger, right? 😂

[split walrus]

Maybe chukwuemeka

[outer lynx]

Is he that good?

[jolly glade]

Osimhen went to Saudi in one of my FM saves, after staying 6 years at Real Madrid and winning a Ballon D’or in his first full year after winning a treble

🤣

[split walrus]

Very technical but injury prone

[outer lynx]

Real Madrid 😭

[split walrus]

But very young

So he can improve

[outer lynx]

Aish 🤣

[jolly glade]

They suddenly get 200 mill freed up in January in FM24

[vast jolt]

Ngl Real Madrid shouldve got Osimhen

He's a no 9

Which is something real Madrid don't have

[jolly glade]

More of a fit than Mbappe

[vast jolt]

He would flourish at real madrid

[outer lynx]

And where will they put Mbappe, Vini, and Rodrygo? To the bin? 😂

[jolly glade]

I bought him during that save and he saved my LaLiga performance

Went from scoring nothing to scoring silly

[vast jolt]

3 LWs😂

[jolly glade]

Athletic Bilbao won the 23/24 season though which is hilarious

[vast jolt]

Bilbao out of all teams?

[jolly glade]

It was a freak season, absolute madness

Barcelona did worse than I did

[vast jolt]

What place did they finish at

[jolly glade]

I think 4th or something

Bilbao went and scraped relegation the following season

[outer lynx]

The one thing that Madrid needs is an AMF. That's why they might aim for Bruno since players like him are needed to support those monster trio (Vini - Mbappe - Rodrygo) 😂

[jolly glade]

I then won 10 in a row LaLiga wise

[vast jolt]

They got Bellingham but he's a PR merchant

Arda is still young

[split walrus]

Its definitely not working

[vast jolt]

And brahim

[split walrus]

Madrid is also missing kroos alot

[jolly glade]

I got rid of Bellingham I think I remember

[vast jolt]

He's a great player

[split walrus]

Ngl they need to give more time to arda

[vast jolt]

But hes a backup

[split walrus]

Should i start playing FM as well? 😂

[jolly glade]

I replaced Bellingham with Musiala

[jolly glade]

It’s fun

[split walrus]

Should i wait for new one?

[outer lynx]

Bellingham ain't a similar type with Bruno. Bruno is a playmaker while Bellingham is more like Müller

[vast jolt]

You know ball

[jolly glade]

I eventually got to the point where I could buy absolutely anyone as I cleared the debt due to not really spending all too much bar a “Galactico” every season in addition to some cheaper South American prospects

Also went and invested in some European talents before they got too expensive

Kept my purchases to under 25’s at all costs

[vast jolt]

Bruno would've shined in a club like real Madrid but of course he's a true Red Devil, this is his home

[jolly glade]

Bruno’s been carrying this team for years now

[outer lynx]

Like if Modric will retire from the game, they definitely won't have any playmaker.

Madrid get lots of shits to do besides finding Kross's replacement

[vast jolt]

It's gonna be very hard trying to find Modric and Kroos Replacement

[outer lynx]

I dunno about that. He might say that he wants to stay, but getting an offer from Madrid isn't that easy to reject especially since he might think about winning a big trophy like UCL

[outer lynx]

That's why many said that the ideal replacement for Modric in Madrid is Bruno.... For now

Let's hope there'll be other players like Modric but it's on our side instead of Madrid

[vast jolt]

Yeah and It's understandable for people trying to achieve their dreams. I wouldn't be mad at all

[outer lynx]

What's his position again? That Chukwuemeka dude?

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1829537087068242230?t=EJGHVfNfKlCLKg_o_xNnnw&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Negotiations between Chelsea & Manchester United over #DeadlineDay transfer of Jadon Sancho centre on initial loan with obligation to buy next summer. Would provide permanent solution 24yo sought; #CFC / #MUFC discussing obligation figure @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/iG4x1qV9Xe

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 3:10 PM

[split walrus]

Niceee

Get him gone

[gusty dagger]

Get me chukuchuku

[golden hamlet]

Any last minute madness!!!

6 more hours to go!!!

[agile crag]

it have been a good transfer season for MU for real

[violet ibex]

get sancho out for decent money and sign nypan to loan him back for a season and I'd be very happy

[split walrus]

Yes. Still a long way to go. But way better than whatever we were doing

We tried setting standards for ourselves this window

What we are currently doing w chelsea as well

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829558647040463305?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 BREAKING! Chelsea have presented two bids for Jadon Sancho! One proposal is loan with buy option clause, the other one with obligation to buy on different terms.

Chelsea also reached total agreement with Jadon Sancho on personal terms! Up to #mufc now. [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 4:35 PM

[grim moon]

Buy option probably a higher money amount but riskier while obligation is a lower money amount but guaranteed

Idk which one I’d take

[split walrus]

Yeah

Id take obligation ngl

I wouldn’t like risking it

And its next year’s payment we are talking

We ll have a better budget next year and alot of wages freed from free transfers

Better cash in on sancho while u are at it

[jolly glade]

We need some conclusion with Sancho. No point in another year loan where he returns and wants another loan

[oak crystal]

We want £50 mil

I hope

At least we scrape back a lot of the money we spent

[split walrus]

Bro we value him at 25 ourselves 😂😂

How ll we get 50

[violet ibex]

have todd boehly doing a boehly

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829575824850473456?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Manchester United insist on their conditions to be met on buy clause and salary coverage in order to give green light on Jadon Sancho deal.

Agreement Sancho-Chelsea done, agreement Chelsea-United… not yet.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 5:44 PM

[mellow star]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-bored-boring-wait-waiting-gif-13280952510300502986

[stray flicker]

Ipswich spent 123m£??

[split walrus]

What?? 😂😂

[split walrus]

How is chelsea 66

Scam

[jolly glade]

Brighton’s spending big but the signings look good

[feral solar]

they might be the biggest spender if they get broja signed before the window ends

I mean Championship teams get loads of money when they get promoted but still wtf

[feral solar]

depends how much they’ll spend

although haven’t seen if it was a loan

£30m

[jolly glade]

Promotion to the Premier League is the most lucrative achievement in football

[feral solar]

mhm but if you get relegated, you’re screwed

[jolly glade]

The gap between the Prem and the Championship money wise is mad

You get parachute payments if you’re relegated though which usually sets you up to fight for the Prem again at the expense of competition in the Championship overall

Overall it’s really really transformative money if you get up

Luton as an example

[feral solar]

luckily Luton are still financially stable enough for their stadium to be built

[jolly glade]

A lot of teams will be silly with their new found wealth but others can use it well

Leicester probably being the best example but Brighton is probably the most consistent in good business from new found money due to achievements

Also I guess Leicester has their rich owners too

[feral solar]

they’re rich

biggest championship spending last season

although they’ve earned more than spent last season in the championship

[feral solar]

that’s probably thanks to their sponsorships

I hate Leicester but they have their good ownership there

[feral solar]

especially their old one before he passed away

[oak crystal]

United masterclass

We should’ve kept greenwood 😢

Sold Antony

[split walrus]

Nuh uh

[oak crystal]

He’s lighting up the Ligue 1

[split walrus]

That d have causes alot of issues in the fanbase

[split walrus]

Doesn’t matter

Goodluck to him

[oak crystal]

Greenwood the player keep

Greenwood the person bin

[split walrus]

Yes

Amazing player

The best out of all our wing options

[oak crystal]

She’s still with him and has a kid now

[split walrus]

But sometimes, decisions have to be made

I know

[oak crystal]

Mental

[split walrus]

Its alright, its done

Good thing is

We have a sell on on him

So we ll make money

When he gets sold

[oak crystal]

Do we have one on elanga

[split walrus]

Yes

Although forest declined

[feral solar]

haji wright is better than greenwood anyways

[oak crystal]

That’s good if he goes Newcastle

[split walrus]

They aren’t getting him

[split walrus]

Wont argue w this, i love haji

[feral solar]

https://tenor.com/view/haji-wright-coventry-city-usmnt-coventry-gif-14534866328422399044

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/haji-wright-coventry-city-usmnt-fa-cup-gif-4207184252167255487

[oak crystal]

Is that Ian wrights son

Grandson *

Or is he still at stoke

I’m annoyed ugarte can’t even come off the bench on Sunday cause they didn’t get him in time

[jolly glade]

It’s just the legality of things, plus I doubt he was fully fit to play that big a game yet especially when PSG weren’t playing him in Ligue 1 due to the rumours of his transfer

[oak crystal]

Would’ve been nice to see him just for a bit

3-1-6 cmon

[ocean sun]

WHAT !! forest rejected £35m for elanga

[oak crystal]

They want £50 for sure

[jolly glade]

Yeah they’re highballing

[ocean sun]

Do we benefit from this deal ? Sell on clause? I don't think previous board members had such a brain.

[oak crystal]

I think so

I asked that earlier on

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1829585865321922752?t=O2oSrQhN_uWvy1IuGKKO8A&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Crystal Palace reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Trevoh Chalobah. Deal for versatile 25yo defender straight season-long loan - no option or obligation to buy next summer. Transfer includes loan fee from #CPFC to #CFC @TheAthleticFC #DeadlineDay https://t.co/6m4sBLO0Ze

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 6:23 PM

[split walrus]

There is

Surprisingly

😂

[jolly glade]

Surprised nobody’s went for Own Goal this window

[oak crystal]

Ugarte is gonna be like amrabat

They’re gonna announce him at 10

Or like dead close

[jolly glade]

Yeah, realistically all the papers are signed and it’s just a matter of doing the photos

[raven cargo]

Raheem Sterling would prefer to join Arsenal over Manchester United as he eyes a move away from Chelsea. (GIVEMESPORT)

Intermediaries have offered Man Utd winger Jadon Sancho back to Borussia Dortmund as negotiations with Chelsea continue to drag on. (GIVEMESPORT)

Arsenal are ready to rival Man Utd for the signature of 17-year-old Rosenborg midfielder Sverre Nypan, a known fan of the Red Devils. (fussball.news - Germany)

[tribal knot]

agent odegaard incoming

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829594456795783470?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️ Raheem Sterling has opened the door to Arsenal move, even on loan.

It’s completely up to Arsenal now after they were offered this option earlier today.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 6:58 PM

[feral solar]

Nah

[feral solar]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829600887033250235?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️🤝🏻 Raheem Sterling and Arsenal, agreement between player and #AFC in case club decides to get it done.

Raheem wants the move.

Negotiations ongoing between clubs with Chelsea open to finding solutions.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 7:23 PM

[split walrus]

Once sterling goes, they ll increase their bid w sancho lol

Good for us

[mellow star]

I don't think he would be a good fit at United so better for Sterling go to Arsenal lol

[split walrus]

Apparently arsenal fans are “thrilled” with this news

😂

[mellow star]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-reaction-really-gif-27425089

[feral solar]

OMG

OUR LUCK IS HUGE

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1829620660341260785?t=-oiEAb61lS6HyJF3pi9Apg&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Chelsea on verge of agreement with Manchester United to sign Jadon Sancho. Deal for 24yo #MUFC winger season-long loan with obligation to buy next summer. Personal terms in place as all parties work to complete #DeadlineDay transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/flctY5Pn7u

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:42 PM

[untold sandal]

@split walrus LETS GOOOOOOOO

[split walrus]

We waited

So long man

[untold sandal]

Yep

[split walrus]

This channel is so goated fr

[untold sandal]

Fr

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs.

Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties.

Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.

[jolly glade]

We got rid of him

[plain dome]

They shouldn't have been. 4 shouldn't have been on the passer. 3 people shouldn't have been open on the far side.

[untold sandal]

Would u say 10/10 window now?

[split walrus]

100%

Great start with ineos

• love the media team’s work this summer

They have uppd their game

[untold sandal]

The interviews ive loved em, cant wait for manu one

[plain dome]

The team didn't have speed at all. They couldn't take anyone on, which to me means tired legs. Not sure why.

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829620741735858618?t=IDogxpQzC_mS6YLT9tBllg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs.

Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties.

Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:42 PM

[split walrus]

Whats the money

Tell us the figure fab!

[feral solar]

@violet ibex as promised, facus goal

[modern chasm]

if its 25m or whatver I'm going to be upset. We could have kept Scott

[flat hedge]

bro

it’s a loan

💀

and if there was a fee

prolly around 40m

[modern chasm]

if its got the obligation to buy next year though, I wish they would have strong armed it this summer

[flat hedge]

prolly around 40m

[split walrus]

With obligation bro

Re read

[flat hedge]

mb

[split walrus]

25m was our value

I think they might have agreed on 18-19 lmao

[vocal monolith]

With Loan on first year, prices usually get higher

[split walrus]

Make it 20+ i dont mind

Atleast we got rid of him

What a failed transfer

[violet ibex]

almost worse than pogba

what a flop

[violet ibex]

I still pray for last minute nypan signing

[flat hedge]

ALMOST?

he’s been worse than Pogba what r u on

[split walrus]

Lets see

[violet ibex]

9/10 window if we can get nypan

[split walrus]

It was definitely worse than pogba

[violet ibex]

• loan him back again for a year for first team matches

[split walrus]

Idk whats up with chido tho

Arsenal wanted compensation

There was a here we go

We havent signed him

Window is ending

[violet ibex]

I also think so, rating it as 'almost' just because at the very least we still got money for him in the end

we lost pogba for free, got him for 80m, lost him on a free again

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[violet ibex]

so yeah, pogba's whole shite is still worse for me

[split walrus]

Woodward murtough were so bad man

[violet ibex]

sancho is worse than pogba overall

[split walrus]

Ashworth berrarda real goats

Got us money on sancho

Without getting a washed sterling

[violet ibex]

but because we still salvage sancho for small amount for money, eh, pogba's transfer situation was worse

[violet ibex]

thankfully

[split walrus]

Thank arsenal bro

😂

Apparently arsenal fans r buzzing w sterling

[violet ibex]

tho I have to agree that even washed sterling is still better than current rashford which is crazy

[split walrus]

Chelsea still no hope w osimhen

[split walrus]

Which is true

[violet ibex]

arsenal fans somehow don't rate martinelli

maybe they can do martinelli +20m for rashford

[split walrus]

It is what it is bro, we did a good job off the pitch after a long long time. Ronaldo varane window was more like a thrilling experience but wasn’t building for the future

We actually made investments this summer

[violet ibex]

yeah completely agree

[split walrus]

Hes good tbh

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-martinelli-happy-birthday-spongebob-gif-13519712540930418082

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1829624844155064334?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | BREAKING:

The future fee for Jadon Sancho at Chelsea is between £20-25m.

[@MikeKeegan_DM]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:58 PM

20-25 lmao

[vocal monolith]

It's an academy player he can leave, he already left Arsenal , they want to compensate Arsenal as sign of goodwill, otherwise we can get him for free y player request to FA.

[jolly glade]

I don’t even think Sancho could work that well in Maresca’s system. We have successfully tricked them into getting rid anyway

[violet ibex]

I agree

maybe boehly is the one who wanted him again

[split walrus]

My question is is it sure we wont lose him

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829627081824604580?t=GcAXV-iB1YlZ6HSd1aR9-g&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🤝🏻 Obligation to buy clause for Jadon Sancho to Chelsea from Man United is around £25m.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:07 PM

[jolly glade]

I just think he’s a less experienced Sterling I feel.

[split walrus]

He is going straight to the bench bro

[split walrus]

Wow

[violet ibex]

around 30m euro, sounds good

[vocal monolith]

Just in case he want another club

[split walrus]

If he doesn’t, we get him. Lets see how it goes

Either way he agreed w us

[violet ibex]

WE ARE FREED OF SANCHO

[vocal monolith]

It can happen to all Youngsters. Leacy, ibra, all of them if they want are able to change clubs

[violet ibex]

false. lacey has signed pro contract with us

[split walrus]

No more 220k a week

https://x.com/manuugarte8/status/1829619890472567075?s=46

Manuel Ugarte (@manuugarte8) on X

FINALLY!!!!!!! 🔴🔴🔴🔴

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:39 PM

Lmao this dude acting like he free of prison

[violet ibex]

🤣

I love it

@split walrus 25/26 (or 26/27 but by then bruno likely won't be a starter anymore) lineup could look like this 👀

I forgot to add chido

[jolly glade]

Kvaratskhelia 🤩

[split walrus]

Kvara 👀

This is amazing bro

And we dont know what else we sign

Cause huge window next june

8-9 signings 100%

[violet ibex]

"I have a dream" - martin luther king

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829630174583013760?t=siAg4NAco9ncb0jFIxMU7A&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 NO agreement between Victor Osimhen and Chelsea even after new proposal presented two hours ago.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:20 PM

[sacred summit]

who we gettijg for sancho replacement

like any news

[flat hedge]

no one lmao

[sacred summit]

nahhh brooo

[flat hedge]

honestly

[violet ibex]

I don't know how people at the club feel, but I personally think we've done fantastic this window and we can go and sign "statement signing" next window instead of signing a lot of (quality) players like this window

[split walrus]

Lmaoo

He is gonna stay at napoli

Although romano said he has broken his foundations w the club

[violet ibex]

osimhen on his way to paid vacation in saudi?

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-we’ll-be-there-pep-guardiola-football-gif-4952949580121807344

And here

[violet ibex]

or did he reject both chelsea and saudi?

[split walrus]

(Hopefully)

[vocal monolith]

Saudi market is still open

[split walrus]

No idea

[split walrus]

He ll move there

[sacred summit]

why dont we go for him

[split walrus]

400k wages

No no

He always wanted the wages

[sacred summit]

crazy

[violet ibex]

yeah I do definitely rate him, top striker, but nahh

[sacred summit]

yeah we dont need that

[vocal monolith]

Al ahli signed Tony. Probably another club get him.

[violet ibex]

let's avoid those mercenaries

[sacred summit]

al hilal

[vocal monolith]

Almost same thing 😂. They all are owned by same family

All financed by state

I think this made Sancho deal possible

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1829438952941531136?t=Tp8lULKvSb3kaZd_CplMaQ&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Strasbourg should finalise the signing of Chelsea forward Deivid Washington today. €21M fee! 💰

(Source: @lequipe)

#DeadlineDay

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:40 AM

Even that Stasbourg is another club of Chelsea owners, they just need to justify those money

[violet ibex]

chelsea 🤝 city

[split walrus]

The trent to madrid romano said it 3 hrs ago 😂😂

[vocal monolith]

Completely off

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829635361171014022?t=OJ0kRIdKzt9C6psAbHst-w&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Deal completely OFF for Victor Osimhen.

No agreement with Chelsea and #CFC delegation now leaving Napoli.

If nothing happens from Saudi next 3 days, Osimhen will stay at Napoli but he’s NOT gonna be part of the first team squad.

Relationship currently completely broken.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 9:40 PM

Osimhen not joining another PL club is very good news

[flat hedge]

romanio

[split walrus]

Saudi then?

Cause if he stays in napoli, his season is gone

[vocal monolith]

They still would play him. They need goals

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829617213940383813?t=D9yeW3GqMkshk2Hfiz-kxQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔐🇸🇦 Ivan Toney and Al Ahli, final docs being reviewed then deal done.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:28 PM

Mctominay
AWB
Varane
Martial
Amrabat

Got 5 for those. We still need an replacement for Scott

[silent jolt]

10 more minutes

[vocal monolith]

Kambwala was on first team too, but it was like emergency situation,

https://www.playback.tv/fabrizioromano

Sterling to Arsenal here we goo

Arsenal getting stronger

[split walrus]

Exits this summer:

Scott McTominay
Mason Greenwood
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Willy Kambwala
Hannibal Mejbri
Facundo Pellistri
Alvaro Fernandez
Donny van de Beek
Will Fish
Shola Shoretire
Jadon Sancho
Raphael Varane
Omari Forson
Anthony Martial
Brandon Williams
Sofyan Amrabat

[split walrus]

Zirkzee can do the late runs like scott did

[flat hedge]

for a whopping

(how much)

[split walrus]

Mctominay always played like a false 9

[split walrus]

200m

[flat hedge]

for a whopping 200m 🥶

[split walrus]

125m outgoings

[flat hedge]

cold

[split walrus]

Before addons

[split walrus]

This is our spending*

125 is sales

[oak crystal]

📕

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829643688932491287

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Raheem Sterling to Arsenal, here we go! Agreement done on loan move from Chelsea.

Chelsea accept final conditions and the player wanted the move, also spoke to Mikel Arteta.

Agreement done, documents expected to be ok soon. ✅🔐

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 10:13 PM

@split walrus

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[untold sandal]

Ahahahahha

It actually worked perfectly for us then

[split walrus]

Turns out what we were trying to do for juve ended up impressing arteta

[untold sandal]

Lmfaooo

I love you arteta

[untold sandal]

Bottling the transfer window too

[stray flicker]

Did they register Ugarte on time or not

[split walrus]

No

😂

[untold sandal]

Dont think so

[split walrus]

He ll come after international break

For southampton

On bench

[stray flicker]

Very nice

[split walrus]

Knowing eth

Well he ll get some time training now

I dont mind

We are either way cooked against lfc

[untold sandal]

The good news is that southampton is a v good opportunity to sub him on and see what he's capable of

[split walrus]

This season is gonna be a thriller movie

[untold sandal]

Cant wait

[split walrus]

Can turn into horror (i hope not)

[untold sandal]

I think this season will have a rocky start

But then we will start performing significantly better second half

[split walrus]

Lets see

[untold sandal]

Yuh

[split walrus]

Our wing options r limited

Rashford n antony man

😂

[untold sandal]

Who's the dude that can come thru academy?

For wing

[split walrus]

Garna amad too young to be running this much

[split walrus]

😃

Shea lacey

But he v young

[untold sandal]

Oh yea im slow

[split walrus]

Wont come

[untold sandal]

Mid-later season we might see more of em idk

[split walrus]

We dont have wing options

Might see amass and collyer at max

No forwards

Wheatley might come for ST

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829646173688172845?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇸🇦 BREAKING: Ivan Toney to Al Ahli, here we go! Deal completed between clubs with Brentford for £40m package.

Medical done, contract agreed and Ivan will travel to Saudi this weekend to be presented.

Osimhen deal OFF today and Toney now finally done.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 10:23 PM

Circus transfer no 2

Lots of transfers happening cuz window closes in 30 mins lol

@split walrus ^

[split walrus]

Good for him he what age

30?

If cancelo can move, what is stopping toney

[untold sandal]

Sm like that

[untold sandal]

Mayb

[split walrus]

Osimhen ll move

In next couple days

[untold sandal]

Nah al ahli deal is off

[split walrus]

Napoli relations off

[split walrus]

Thats chelsea bro

[untold sandal]

I'm sure he's referring to al ahli here when he says 'osimhen deal off'

Makes sense because both r ST too

[split walrus]

Oh wait

Wtfff

I just read this

[untold sandal]

Yea

[split walrus]

💀

What ll osimhen do

[untold sandal]

So osimhen to ahli is also off

[untold sandal]

No clue

Listen

Winter transfer window

[split walrus]

Napoli relations finished

[untold sandal]

We buy osimhen 80m loan w obligation to buy

[split walrus]

They ll terminate his contract

[untold sandal]

We will be there

[split walrus]

80m too much bro

[untold sandal]

Man this is sad for osimhen

[split walrus]

50m or nothing

[untold sandal]

65m

[untold sandal]

ok then

[split walrus]

But ykw

We wont go for him

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1829612554554904694?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) on X

🚨NEW!!

Manchester United are NOT considering Sékou Koné as an academy signing!

[@samuelluckhurst]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 8:10 PM

Is this true?

[split walrus]

Exact reason he is clubless

Wages

[split walrus]

Apparently

[untold sandal]

How is young dude like him on garbage wages

[split walrus]

They want him to train with u18/21s to get settled in Manchester

Then first team

[split walrus]

Bro

He getting 250+k at napoli

[untold sandal]

Napoli are stupid

For thwt

[split walrus]

Why d he accept chelseas 120k

He wanted 400k

😂

https://x.com/manutd/status/1829646973923909856?s=46

Manchester United (@ManUtd) on X

It’s done.

🤳 @Snapdragon

#MUFC || #ShotOnSnapdragon

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 10:26 PM

Atleast we made fulham get berge 😃👍🏽

[untold sandal]

Damn

You saw nothing

[untold sandal]

Dude speaks better english than kane

[split walrus]

Fr

What was it

[untold sandal]

I sent the EXACT SAME TWEET RIGHT WFTER YOU DID

for the 1500000TH TIME

[split walrus]

😂

Fkn snail

Bro i just

Realised

[untold sandal]

Mf i was TEN SECONDS LATE

[split walrus]

Our last memory w sancho ll be him missing penalty in community shield

😃

[untold sandal]

Remember that one day when all of a sudden De Ligt and Mazra as well as Ugarte were about to fall through?

And then in like a day all of those were back on again

[split walrus]

Nothing was falling through, ornstein got pranked

[untold sandal]

Lmfaooo

Ugarte seems like he's gonna fight for the badge. How did we replace a lazy dude who didnt give 2 shites about our badge for probably the most eager one to represent it

[split walrus]

Sancho choosing chelsea to live in comfort zone and good wages in london and going for the bench in conference than juve to take a paycut n play ucl says it all

[untold sandal]

In the same day

[untold sandal]

Tbf juve dropped out

[split walrus]

Lost one in the process too

https://tenor.com/view/sarahmcfadyen-scott-mctominay-manchester-united-man-united-man-utd-gif-26481862

[untold sandal]

Hm

[split walrus]

That was the reason

[untold sandal]

This man was a real one though

[split walrus]

High wages

[untold sandal]

Gonna miss em

[untold sandal]

Hm

Well

I hope sancho enjoys the bench

[split walrus]

He not our burden

[split walrus]

And conference league

[untold sandal]

Who's paying his wages

Us or chelsea?

[split walrus]

Them

😂😂😂

Entire

[untold sandal]

OH YES

THATS

PERFECT THEN

HAHAAHHAH

easy for us

[split walrus]

250k wages + 25m fee

[untold sandal]

Make that 43 players maresca is coaching everyday

🤣

[untold sandal]

We have scammed Chelsea at that point

But I mean who cant scam mr boehly at this point

[split walrus]

Say it to me when he scores against u at stamford bridge

I know our luck 😔

[untold sandal]

He's gonna celebrate too

Like fkin dembele

Watch

[untold sandal]

Transfer Window is now closed

It's been real lads

@split walrus

oh yea btw ward prowse is off to forest

somehow

[split walrus]

Missed opportunity

Sbould have gotten elanga

And helped us make some bank

[untold sandal]

😭 😭

[untold sandal]

Romano is crying now that he cant milk his transfer money anymore

He has to go back to being a peasant

[split walrus]

Very memorable window ngl

Last one was meh

[untold sandal]

100% agree. Yknow why?

[safe geode]

seeeyyyd

[untold sandal]

The there we land kid and stuff

[split walrus]

Ineos

[untold sandal]

🤣

[safe geode]

shade is being read as şeyd

[untold sandal]

Well that too, but in general

[safe geode]

In turkish

[untold sandal]

This

[split walrus]

There we skeddadle

[split walrus]

Wow

[safe geode]

bad window

hate fsg

[untold sandal]

Raheem sterling to Arsenal, I am cir-

[split walrus]

😭😭

Signed an injury prone last minute and called it a day

[untold sandal]

lololololol

[safe geode]

Did that really happen?

[split walrus]

Fsg really is bad

Ngl

[split walrus]

Yes

[untold sandal]

how many CBs do u even have?

[safe geode]

W

[split walrus]

Lmao

[untold sandal]

Yea

[safe geode]

van dijk quansah konate

[untold sandal]

Liverpool fans are coping and acting like he's crazy good too

[safe geode]

others are nat phillipps and stuff

[untold sandal]

I promise you they have never watched Chiesa outside of Euro 2020

[safe geode]

he will be backup lol

overhyped

[split walrus]

Bro it actually shows klopp was hiding their mistakes

[untold sandal]

100%

[split walrus]

Similar to fergie n glazers

Fsg doesn’t wanna sign players

[untold sandal]

No wonder dude was 'running out of energy'

[split walrus]

What ll they do next yr

[untold sandal]

Anyways

[safe geode]

100%

I love klopp

I looove

[untold sandal]

I hope this forum doesnt close

Cuz

[split walrus]

It wont

[safe geode]

me too

[untold sandal]

This is the best channel for footy banter

[split walrus]

Lol

[untold sandal]

Would be sad if it did

[untold sandal]

Les gooooo

[safe geode]

I kinda think shade was cool

[split walrus]

We have more inactive forums 😂

[safe geode]

It would be bad for this forum to close

[split walrus]

@keen meadow this forum aint going anywhere right? 😂

[untold sandal]

Shade was the main character of this forum

I was the side character

[safe geode]

I was a guest actor

[untold sandal]

Tbf, absolutely NO chance they close this forum

Because

[safe geode]

I haven't participated that much tbf

[untold sandal]

This forum is by far

The most active forum

Like others have 5k msgs and stuff

[safe geode]

when fan chat gets toxic I tend to escape here lol

[untold sandal]

This one has fkin 32k.

[split walrus]

Missing our leader fr

Baldman come back

[untold sandal]

Ngl the thing I like abt here is that nobody really gets heated or argues

Its just everyone chillin and havin football banter

[safe geode]

Yeah

[split walrus]

Thing is more than anything it’s literally about football

[safe geode]

@split walrus Sancho is a great player 😊

[split walrus]

Never denied that

He is

[safe geode]

I miss that guy

[split walrus]

But with a bad personality

[safe geode]

Look, no argueing

[split walrus]

Im not like u

😔

[untold sandal]

Ik but how do we make that a channel hame

Or do we just keep the name transfer talk

[safe geode]

I never argue with anyone

Like

[split walrus]

We do that

[untold sandal]

Fair

[safe geode]

Show me one perdon that I argued

[split walrus]

It ll keep it undercover 😂

[safe geode]

You can still have transfer talks while window is over haha

[split walrus]

Make it football talk and see 100s of messages in 1 hour

Matchday chat is ruined fr

100 texts in 2 mins

On matchdays

Then everybody dips

😂

[safe geode]

Agreed

[untold sandal]

Joshua Zirkzee
Leny Yoro
Chido Obi-Martin
Samuel Lusale
Matthijs de Ligt
Noussair Mazraoui
Sekou Kone
Manuel Ugarte

What a window ❤️

Ineos i luhhhh u

[split walrus]

Ineos ll fix our club

Glazers should buy lfc

[safe geode]

Mamardashvili (won't be joining till next season)
Chiesa

What a window 💙

[split walrus]

Glazers + fsg deadly combo

[safe geode]

Fsg are chu

[split walrus]

Deadly for the club

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Fr

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and ma

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😂😂

This is sad

Even brighton did better

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Wait till september 1st and you'll se what is sad

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Hahahhahahah

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Thing is leave new players

They didnt even extend old ones

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Half of ur stars leave next june

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I can confirm

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Lfc’s days r numbered

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@safe geode how many CB options do yall have?

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I can confirm

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My fav quansah

He assists bruno

💯💯

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van dijk konate quansah

Others are

meh

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Mid

Except van djik

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Yea yall are fked icl

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5/10 quality

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No way you dont have an injury crisis at the back

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Only thing i like about lfc is

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Like we did last season

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Their attacking depth

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and joe gomez

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Which we lack

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he doesn't play cb much but

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Gakpo diaz nunez chiesa salah

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I know

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Gomez mid
Konate injury prone af
Quansah can be decent but hella inconsistent
VVD is just VVD

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Wow

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Agreed bro

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Who's playing ur DM? Endo or Graven?

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Gomez is a good backup but nothing more

konate is solid but injury prone

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Gravenberch it seems

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Hm

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No sir Shade

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Quansah is just way too inconsistent from what I've seen

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Not so good

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Yeah you've seen right

One day you think he is vvd regen

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Yeah. I will be shocked if yall dont suffer an injury crisis

Potentially worse than ours because you dont even have the depth to survive it

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another day you think even shade is better than him

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Perfect info. Thanks for confirming Sir Spyro you beautiful man!

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😭 😭 🤣

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We'll suffer a crisis

I know that

we suffered last year

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I am

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All ima say is gl

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Bro

Kaan

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You did but it wasnt detrimental or anything

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Hear me out

Switch to united

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You suffered a little

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Its the right time

I switched from android to ios too

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But this year I think you will genuinely suffer

Under injuries

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we suffered little at a time but for all season yiu know

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Like how we did last season

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we once had all of our lineup injury

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Yuh. But this seasons gonna be like us last season potentially, because the depth isnt there

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Current lfc is living 2013-14 united

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probably

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It ll only get worse

Cause fsg wont build any depth

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Hahahahaha

No

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They ll sign 2 player a window

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A famous fenerbahce president said

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Mourinho said it too

One club

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I dont get FSG

They fail at their transfer target

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Did the president say siktir git?

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And then just 🐱 out

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If I was in a scaffold and my hangman asked me my last words it would be fenerbahce

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Of the window

Instead of going for another target

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They dont have targets

They do what manager tells em to do

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yeah he probably did say that to gs president

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Did u see some of the lfc fans saying they will hijack ugarte too 🤣

Or yesterday for a brief 15 mins when lfc fans thought they would get varela on deadline day

😂 😂

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thing is same with me and liverpool

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Who

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https://x.com/cfcpys/status/1665062564672290816?s=46

Pys (@CFCPys) on X

🚨 BREAKING: Manuel Ugarte is a CHELSEA player. ITS DONE. (@Record_Portugal)

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 6:27 PM

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Wdym? Your the most loyal united fan i know

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I prefer not to speak

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Tf 🤣

@split walrus yknow whats funny

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Last yr

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my last words would be "liverpool, bad"

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The marco dude as soon as fab said ugartes nearly done said 'its 100% signed' to try and seem quicker right?

Well when he realised psg were taking the piss

He then went 'oh its signed, but will be announced soon,

For like a week

Before fab finally said here we go

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HAHAHAHHAHA

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Ya i know

I saw his comments

Muted the fraud

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Ornstein best

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This signing ll work perfectly for us

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Shiver me timbers

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Sporting players r magical

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Only 2 actual ballers there 🤣

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Good ngl

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except palmer I see mid players

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He said ugarte is off

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Palmer and madueke are the only good players there

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Madueke is great

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Who pranked him tho?

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Club itself

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Tf

As in us?

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He takes info from club

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Or PSG?

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Club told him its off

United

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May agree with madueke

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So we pranked ornstein?

🤣 🤣

Lmaoooo

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To make psg reduce price

Fab never said it cause fab connects w agents

Agents knew it wasnt off

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Dude the fkin mindgames ineos have played all season is crazy

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Fr

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you did something bad I hope karma hits u and you never win a game ever amen

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Esp the last glazer-esque sterling signing

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They tried the same with juve, but juve rejected and then they realised chelsea are stupid and so actually went through with chelsea 😂

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Ok bro

Ur club is gonna dissolve with time

We ll be there

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Same reason we threw berge name out there right?

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I have 2 clubs

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Even tho it was always gonna be ugarte

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I can support the other one

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Backup option for ugarte they said and he was never considered

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probably

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So we pranked fulham into buying him

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berge is good tho

Fenerbahce wanted him

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Who needs berge

When you have the goat

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Amrabat best signing

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https://tenor.com/view/firet-fred-fired-fred-fenerbahçe-fred-fener-gif-9779475463520521672

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He is more of a cm soo

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We needed a cdm

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https://tenor.com/view/fred-fenerbahçe-fb-gif-1188622888901687955

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But we got amrabat

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And I hate the fact that fenerbahce is turning into united 2.0

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Ugarte is a bully

I love him

https://tenor.com/view/uruguay-chupala-ugarte-gif-6290734043126004789

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ugarte is good

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Maybe u wanna say

Lfc 2.0

Cause united is already 3.0 now

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Didnt he say 'your a __ sucker' to messi there or sm?

Lmao

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To de paul

😂

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Ohh

Still funny

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Him n licha

Ll bully others

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what

no

we have united ex coach

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And dalot will just be the quiet dude laughing his ass off in the corner

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united ex cdm and cm

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Licha is too short he probably wouldn't bully even me

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'Too short' yet bullies haaland in the fa cup final

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😂

Mourinho won us europa

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If he were to bully me I'd just call him short and boom

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I still dont know how

Just how

How did mourinho with such a shite team

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I know

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Win europa league

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Fr

N second place

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and become 2nd

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He wont care 🤣

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and carabao

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Fr

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N community shield

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N shade's heart

He won a lot

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He d ve done well w ineos

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Fr

Mourinho is my idol

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I like him

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https://tenor.com/view/respect-mou-mourinho-man-manchester-gif-19028709

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but my idol

was always jurgen

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I'm gonna miss the transfer window

Was fun

Was my most memorable one

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He lacked some stuff but was a good player

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Yup

United officially retires McFred

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I wish they could met here

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Me too

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I just realised

Kvara plays for napoli

Agent scott can send him to us

Next june

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Dude honestly

Kvara and osimhen both to us next summer

Watchazo

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anyway

I'm gonna sleep guys

Have a good night

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Gn ten hag fanboy