Thats waffling
#Transfer Talk
golden hamlet
No need to swap if they want Sancho panzo! Take him on loan now and pay the transfer money!!!
violet ibex
sancho - palmer swap and we'll talk
golden hamlet
Agree
split walrus
sancho - palmer swap and we'll talk
Love ur fantasies Señor
golden hamlet
De Sanchification and Palmerisation of Old Trafford🏟️
violet ibex
Love ur fantasies Señor
my fantasy is a lovely place where we see a certain georgian wearing number 7 playing for man utd
untold sandal
sancho - palmer swap and we'll talk
or sancho - madueke
golden hamlet
Que sera sera
violet ibex
gotta admit it's sad that sancho turns out like this
he was one of the football world's most exciting talent in dortmund back then
split walrus
he was one of the football world's most exciting talent in dortmund back then
Not the first time we r saying this regarding a player not being up to the standards
And this time it was on him as well
Big wages ruined him
high zealot
Twitter
golden hamlet
Big wages ruined him
Whom? we should have move on when dortumund asked for 85£ and he sulked for an year
split walrus
Whom? we should have move on when dortumund asked for 85£ and he sulked for an y...
Sancho
Woodward gave him skyhigh wages for no reason at all
split walrus
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828778665775386974?s=12
Beautiful
Chido next
We are yet to pay the compensation to arsenal
high zealot
Twitter
split walrus
What a deal
violet ibex
it's super cheap so there's no pressure if he flops I guess
gusty dagger
We bought De Ligt for Maguire to start
We bought Zirkzee for Bruno to start F9
And I’m sure we’ve bought Ugarte for Casemiro to start on Sunday…
violet ibex
no way ugarte will start over casemiro on sunday. not enough time
stray flicker
We bought De Ligt for Maguire to start
We bought Zirkzee for Bruno to start F9
...
Can't expect someone to play such a big match in literally 3 days
gusty dagger
Can't expect someone to play such a big match in literally 3 days
He's absolutely ready
violet ibex
individual quality? yes
tactics and squad integration? definitely not
gusty dagger
synergy with Mainoo? yes
golden hamlet
Eric takes atleast 3-5 weeks for the player to be integrated
gusty dagger
Eric takes atleast 3-5 weeks for the player to be integrated
Maz?
stray flicker
Maz knows erik's tactics
golden hamlet
They all know his game style!!
violet ibex
also if shaw were fit, ten hag would had started dalot-shaw 😂
tho I'm glad mazraoui started immediately
golden hamlet
I want Ivan Tony in and Sancho gone
gusty dagger
Sancho to Brentford
shell bobcat
https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1828781500717769054?t=fuDck-wLFvTdBz6VLWlU3A&s=19
Great news
Twitter
violet ibex
synergy with Mainoo? yes
on paper? definitely
but expecting them to play together perfectly well on their first match when they've never played together before?
well I mean that definitely could happen, sometimes things just click immediately
but I believe ten hag won't take that risk against a strong opponent
untold sandal
UPTV made a good point that I've realised. We have made a lot of sales that seem like we are 'undervaluing' our players, but to compensate for this on a lot of them we have things like 50% sell on clause. That allowed us to sell our playees quicker and cheaper while still possibly getting some compensation in the future
And when you look at it like that, I think ineos have done good sale business too.
violet ibex
the 50% sell on clause is definitely huge
untold sandal
Compared to how on the face of it, it seems like poor business
untold sandal
the 50% sell on clause is definitely huge
Yeah. We dont have the time to sell for profit on all of our excess players, so its a very smart option
violet ibex
sell sancho for 25m + include 70% sell on clause 🤣
untold sandal
Hannibal was actually a really good sell. €9m + 50% sell on clause
Chiesa was only €4m more
violet ibex
Hannibal was actually a really good sell. €9m + 50% sell on clause
this is too good of a deal
untold sandal
😭 😭
untold sandal
this is too good of a deal
100% agree
violet ibex
meanwhile we sold pellistri for half, which is a crime of a deal
untold sandal
meanwhile we sold pellistri for half, which is a crime of a deal
Ehh we had the sell on too. Its a bummer but not a bad deal
Mctominay was a good sell because w ehave zirkzee who does his late run job now anyway, and AWB was profited off of because Mazra was cheaper, and so far, mazra has also been way more effective
So for the sales, ima just let ineos cook cuz they havent been particularly poor, only ehh sale was pellistri
@violet ibex hannibal actually had a buy back clause as well
so even better
violet ibex
<@241111170386362370> hannibal actually had a buy back clause as well
just my personal opinion, but I prefer us to have buy back clause for kovar and pellistri
(if there's none)
hannibal I honestly think won't make it with us
high zealot
Twitter
violet ibex
thank god
untold sandal
just my personal opinion, but I prefer us to have buy back clause for kovar and ...
Defo agree, but oh well
violet ibex
please report the same thing about sterling fab
untold sandal
thank god
I mean yes but also, that doesnt mean sterling isnt on
Like bro if its between the 2 I'd defo take chilwell, fk both but never sterling 😭 😭
violet ibex
🤣
gilded glacier
split walrus
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828785773237395939?s=12
Perfect
Keep chilwell and sterling as far as possible
Apparently sterling and sancho r separate deals 😬
Twitter
Hoping he never finds a solution with chelsea
shell bobcat
Sancho to Juventus There we land 🛬
oak crystal
Listen now we need to get someone else probably
stray flicker
Are we looking for a Sancho replacement?
stray flicker
Otherwise I feel like we shouldn't have let him go this season
Amad gets injured and we have the fidget spinner playing
split walrus
Are we looking for a Sancho replacement?
We might do that. We seem least interested in signing an LB as of now
- there r no LBs on the market
split walrus
We should’ve gone for the Turkish fella who went Brighton
Kadioglu
oak crystal
Aye I didn’t know his name
oak crystal
He would actually be good probably in the inverted position but I think we should stop that
Anyway
Hold high and wide works a bit better for us
Inverting is not bad at times but can lead to our downfall at times
When we leave that big gap in midfield
And wingers who don’t track back
untold sandal
Amad gets injured and we have the fidget spinner playing
We'll just have to play rashford on the left and garna on right then instead
untold sandal
I wonder why we didnt even push for him
Pricey
Ugarte was reasonably a bigger priority too prob
oak crystal
How much did Brighton pay?
untold sandal
How much did Brighton pay?
Just over 30m or something I forgot, but we werent ready to dish that out since at the time we were still negotiating de ligt, mazra and ugarte
oak crystal
I don’t blame them then
untold sandal
Yea
untold sandal
When de ligt and mazra were done, and when ugarte was at its final stages, by that time brighton already had ferdi at final stages
So hijacking then wouldve been very difficult unless we made a superbid
untold sandal
Well shaw will be bakc after this week
Prob
untold sandal
We really do need a new medical staff but
In ineos we trust
oak crystal
Has the England squad been released
untold sandal
Has the England squad been released
No clue I dont think so
oak crystal
Goodbye Sancho
I think the issue with sancho is probably the same with rashford he’s surrounded by the wrong people he’s got his friends he’s got his connections around the area and means that he can just go out and drink if he’s feeling bad he can talk and try and link up with the wrong people who affect his mentality
split walrus
https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1828569290842480673?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA
He is goated
oak crystal
That’s why he does better abroad because he doesn’t have that connection around him as much and his friends are closer in the club rather than someone who he grew up with
untold sandal
I think the issue with sancho is probably the same with rashford he’s surrounded...
Could be a part of it, but the bigger picture is pretty much a balotelli 2.0. Was a huge talent, got spoiled with huge wages and lots of money, so stopped caring about actually trying
gusty dagger
https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1828569290842480673?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA
Dude is gonna get trained by Ruud ❤️
split walrus
I think the issue with sancho is probably the same with rashford he’s surrounded...
Maybe he is the wrong person
untold sandal
Dude is gonna get trained by Ruud ❤️
I hope
untold sandal
He is goated
💯
untold sandal
Maybe he is the wrong person
HAHAHHAHAHH
oak crystal
I want him to leave and also not sancho is on my home shirt from 21/22
shell bobcat
I think the issue with sancho is probably the same with rashford he’s surrounded...
Fr I feel the same, it's the money that got to their heads, I have faith in Mainoo he wont turn out like them he is a humble guy
untold sandal
Chido has right foot left foot everything it seems like
Good thing that he isnt one footed, similar to garna
untold sandal
Chido should be second choice atm
He is second choice
split walrus
Chido should be second choice atm
No.
untold sandal
He is meant to be third choice but is now second, zirkzee first
split walrus
Lets not push him quick
shell bobcat
Chido has right foot left foot everything it seems like
Has he officially signed to man utd?? He posted a story yesterday where he was in a arsenal top
untold sandal
Wheatley is third choice
untold sandal
Has he officially signed to man utd?? He posted a story yesterday where he was i...
Yea
He signed a while ago
Idk why lol
shell bobcat
Ah alr
untold sandal
But yea he has signed
split walrus
Wheatley is third choice
We should ve sent him on a loan ngl
split walrus
Has he officially signed to man utd?? He posted a story yesterday where he was i...
No!
split walrus
He signed a while ago
No
untold sandal
Lets not push him quick
We shouldnt but he's ultimately second choice now
gusty dagger
I think the issue with sancho is probably the same with rashford he’s surrounded...
Yeah Sancho and Rashford are the surrounded by wrong people. Most of his teammates play for the badge and passion instead of playing for money. This people are wrong their having a negative impact on Sancho and Rashford
untold sandal
We should ve sent him on a loan ngl
Eh, he can still cook
split walrus
We are yet to pay arsenal the compensation
split walrus
Eh, he can still cook
Not yet
untold sandal
We are yet to pay arsenal the compensation
O
shell bobcat
Ohh
split walrus
He isn’t registered
split walrus
So when is he signing
When we pay arsenal the compensation for their training of chido. It ll be done before the month end i assume
Kone is that the name?
He ll be signing tomorrow
golden hamlet
Could be a part of it, but the bigger picture is pretty much a balotelli 2.0. Wa...
I rate Balotelli more than him
split walrus
Hahahaha
shell bobcat
It sounds like a French name
shell bobcat
Liverpool's got Chiesa for a bargain
golden hamlet
Juventus saving us man
No need to go above and beyond we literally gave em Pogba Twice
golden hamlet
It’s bare minimum they got to do
split walrus
No need to go above and beyond we literally gave em Pogba Twice
😂😂😂😂
#Pogback
I remember the hype
shell bobcat
I wish he was consistent
split walrus
Fr
shell bobcat
It's the same pattern with our players man
golden hamlet
He was let down here and also he spoiled his future with bad agent Mino!!!
split walrus
Id take mainoo over pogba just out of consistency sake
shell bobcat
Idk why we are a cursed club
shell bobcat
😂😂
shell bobcat
He burried that hyena in old trafford
golden hamlet
Zlatan, Lukaku also had Mino
shell bobcat
We need to get an exorcist
split walrus
Zlatan, Lukaku also had Mino
Had ronaldo bro 😂
golden hamlet
To do Shanti!!!
shell bobcat
🤣🤣🤣
golden hamlet
🧿
split walrus
But overall squad was still bad
So i dont blame anyone but woodward
N sacking loop
split walrus
To do Shanti!!!
U live in uk right?
shell bobcat
Ronaldo, Lingard, Sancho, Pogba, Rashford, Shaw all failed
split walrus
Ronaldo, Lingard, Sancho, Pogba, Rashford, Shaw all failed
Cause overall chemistry 0
- injuries
- player power
shell bobcat
Cause overall chemistry 0
They were individual players
The type that likes to watch their own edits
split walrus
shell bobcat
I bet rashford scrolls his tik tok fyp looking at his own edits
shell bobcat
Scottish R9
split walrus
Rashford is the only one left from 16-17 squad
golden hamlet
The type that likes to watch their own edits
Haha there used to be a famous Indian guy who did United edits!!!
untold sandal
He is goated
We will be there
split walrus
We will be there
This is so perfect bro
untold sandal
This is so perfect bro
It took me a few tries to get the png image to work
Sometimes making these cards r a pain in the ass
shell bobcat
Haha there used to be a famous Indian guy who did United edits!!!
This guy?
untold sandal
This gyokeres card took me like 30 mins to make because of how the image thing works
I like this figo concept I made the most tho
violet ibex
He was let down here and also he spoiled his future with bad agent Mino!!!
i have nothing but hate for raiola ngl
feral solar
I think we need more player
We’re almost done with our transfers
McTominay almost done
Ugarte almost done
shell bobcat
Loan a winger
feral solar
Sancho to juve instead of Chelsea thankngod
Yeah I think you’re right
Or a center forward
shell bobcat
Or someone who can play both
feral solar
I mean we have 4 wingers
Yeah maybe.
Our squad is pretty tight now though
It’s just if ETH can spin them into a good team
shell bobcat
Defence looks good, midfield looks good, attack is a bit shaky still
Only amad is looking good this season
feral solar
Well imagine Garnacho and Zirkzee both start
shell bobcat
They should
feral solar
I think we’d be flying
shell bobcat
If they don't ten hags job will be on stake
violet ibex
I also believe garnacho deserves to start over rashford
tho I also have to admit garnacho so far performs better as a sub, he tends to perform badly as a starter
but I'll still take it over rashford starting week in week out tbh
violet ibex
yea at least he's trying to do something
split walrus
Loan ronaldo again
split walrus
Ronaldo was actually good for us…
On the pitch yes, for the dressing room no
feral solar
I think that’s kind of nonsense
split walrus
And 2022 even pitchwise fell off
feral solar
I think everyone just freaked out for almost no reason
split walrus
I think that’s kind of nonsense
Not really
feral solar
I mean he wasn’t perfect all the time
But that one full season, he was very influential
violet ibex
ronaldo was washed. still a better goalscorer than our current attacking options, but his general play? nope.
shell bobcat
Loan ronaldo again
feral solar
I don’t think he could be our only forward playing
But if we played a 2 forward system then hesnhelpful to have on the field
But it’s really irrelevant now. I mean, he’s not coming back anyways
feral solar
That’s a hand picked stat though
I mean if I sent his resume from 21/22 then you’d remember how important he was for us
Listen, I know he’s past his best but I think the world overreacted two years ago when we were benching him
vocal monolith
What a quick deal , for us would have taken 2 weeks of negotiations at least . As they would demand 30m + add ons
Twitter
gusty dagger
The agenda is off limits
thats correct. we absolutly suck at set pieces
feral solar
Chiesa would’ve been nice for us :/
untold sandal
Chiesa would’ve been nice for us :/
Mate chiesa wouldve been nice for anyone
untold sandal
thats correct. we absolutly suck at set pieces
Georgsson should help
gusty dagger
ward prowse
stray flicker
what
split walrus
Haha m just kidding. Its great news
Juve is pushing for sancho
They have the money after chiesa
And improved their bid today
stray flicker
how much
untold sandal
Goood
split walrus
Don’t know yet. But it might be a loan with obligation. 30-35m next june
We might split his wages i think
Juve is stuck there
split walrus
We might split his wages i think
Till the loan period obviously
But one issue has occurred
Option to buy instead of Obligation might get agreed
untold sandal
# Option to buy instead of Obligation might get agreed
Why is that a bad thing?
split walrus
Why is that a bad thing?
They might say we dont wanna buy next june
And he comes back to us
split walrus
Yes thats what they want
Ineos wants obligation
If they get the option, they ll realise he is a lazy fifa merchant
And wont buy him
untold sandal
If they get the option, they ll realise he is a lazy fifa merchant
Hm
violet ibex
either way, as much as I reaaallly want ugarte to play immediately, unfortunately I don't think we'd see him against pool
oak crystal
He has to be or else he will not be eligible to play for us
Oh yeah he needs to be done before Friday
stray flicker
either way, as much as I reaaallly want ugarte to play immediately, unfortunatel...
He'll get subbed on at the 90th minute
split walrus
He'll get subbed on at the 90th minute
That’d be antony
golden hamlet
Can we expect any intro video for ugarte?
golden hamlet
As long as there’s no piano involved
Honestly that was the highlight of an any intros ever!!!
vocal monolith
Twitter
violet ibex
They r just scaring juve
scaring their own fans with the idea of rashford-sterling at the wings
while having garnacho-amad on bench
split walrus
while having garnacho-amad on bench
Im skipping the season if that happens
See u guys next june
violet ibex
same
split walrus
😂
tribal knot
I'm all for Sterling joining. Need someone on the wing that can make runs in behind and isn't constantly offside.
Might actually lead to us selling Rashford and playing Garnacho at LW too, so it's 👍 from me.
(PS: I'm in the 'Amad's not good enough, he's only playing because he's young' camp)
split walrus
I'm all for Sterling joining. Need someone on the wing that can make runs in be...
Nice point on rashford getting sold 😂
tribal knot
Well, if we see Ugarte as a free transfer and 20m for Rashford, then it's not a terrible deal really 🤷♂️
edit: or Ugarte and Sterling straight swap for Rashford
shell bobcat
Sancho posted his training clip on his ig story 💀
Bro wants to stay so he can get that high wage
violet ibex
Sancho posted his training clip on his ig story 💀
he gotta showcase that moment of him not skipping training 😎
untold sandal
Twitter
@split walrus I saw some random united fan pages saying we will try for eze as a replacement of sancho. BS?
viral garnet
<@977261616422850580> I saw some random united fan pages saying we will try for ...
def
Twitter
untold sandal
@split walrus u want a licha replacement? Get a 99 de ligt but ranked up a bit
U got lucky hahahah
shell bobcat
😭😭
split walrus
<@977261616422850580> I saw some random united fan pages saying we will try for ...
Everything bs
Our window is done
Sancho situation is last
split walrus
<@977261616422850580> u want a licha replacement? Get a 99 de ligt but ranked up...
I sold mbappe
And got 5-6 new utd players lmao
98 de ligt
Mbappe got hacked wtf
grim moon
2 more days for Lindelof and Sancho to make their way out
gusty dagger
Coman Sancho Swap
Then we buy Alphonso Davies
violet ibex
he came back into existence
😂this is what we've been saying
antony should be a full back if he wants to save his career
he has the potential to be an amazing fullback ngl
gusty dagger
https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1828882335221108924?s=46&t=k4aoJ36sFPe3OjjjJrA0lQ
is he real?
feral solar
MANU COMPLETED HIS MEDICALS CONTRACTS SIGNED NOW(via fabrizio romano) @split walrus
split walrus
MANU COMPLETED HIS MEDICALS CONTRACTS SIGNED NOW(via fabrizio romano) <@97726161...
Perfect
Now lets not ruin this window with sterling is all i ask for
feral solar
Now lets not ruin this window with sterling is all i ask for
lets give him to juventus i beg
shell bobcat
feral solar
that van de beek fee
shell bobcat
that van de beek fee
split walrus
Van de beek 🗣️🗣️🔥
split walrus
mazraoui - antony as our fullbacks, I'll be there
But mazra is supposed to help antony at rw
feral solar
Bro those mfs r broke fr
my god i started szn 4btw
violet ibex
But mazra is supposed to help antony at rw
RW antony is another case of DM mctominay
feral solar
Chucks gone then
Better for the series i guess
split walrus
RW antony is another case of DM mctominay
So antony is a false winger in ur books
violet ibex
So antony is a false winger in ur books
I wanna say false footballer but he's actually a good fullback, I'll save the false footballer title for rashford
split walrus
I wanna say false footballer but he's actually a good fullback, I'll save the fa...
Disrespecting the front face starboy
split walrus
Thank the lord kiki aint here
U d have been timed otherwise
Lfc mathday in 3 days 😔
golden hamlet
For a team like wasteHam obviously AWB will be an upgrade!!!
And they have a good coach!!!
violet ibex
to be fair rashford won't even start for west ham
tribal knot
Lfc mathday in 3 days 😔
Really fancy us to win tbh.
One of those recent Man Utd 'big win out of nowhere and for a few days the fans believe again, but never build on it' park-the-bus performances
In other words, a 'Ten Hag keeps his job' special.
Man's had about 5 of them 😭
gusty dagger
~~to be fair rashford won't even start for west ham~~
feral solar
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_MAXeRAhTr/?igsh=emNnbHQ5bnBha3li
@safe geode @split walrus
split walrus
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_MAXeRAhTr/?igsh=emNnbHQ5bnBha3li
<@633348923213479...
Let’s see
I doubt it ll happen
feral solar
I doubt it ll happen
I don’t want this to happen for kaans mental health
gusty dagger
I don’t want this to happen for kaans mental health
If it was United instead of Arsenal he'd be dancing
vocal monolith
Twitter
gusty dagger
https://x.com/Ekremkonur/status/1829075093449752831?t=DRfszs3-4t78M7xmQl_1Hg&s=1...
Who tf is Ekremkonur
safe geode
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_MAXeRAhTr/?igsh=emNnbHQ5bnBha3li
<@633348923213479...
Lies
vocal monolith
violet ibex
my unrealistic dream for next window
OUT
rashford, sancho (fully), antony, lindelof
IN
kvaratskhelia, wirtz. just that two
PROMOTED
lacey, chido, amass
another scenario I'll take:
antony taking the L and is willing to change into fullback and actually does perform well as LB
in which case, we can add shaw (and malacia if he vanished for another season) to the OUT list
title-challenging team imo
(on paper)
split walrus
my unrealistic dream for next window
OUT
rashford, sancho (fully), antony, lind...
Lindelof might go this window bro
violet ibex
even better
split walrus
Lacey is back btw
split walrus
is there any taker tho
Lazio
ocean sun
Twitter
split walrus
They r huge fan of him
split walrus
Wow 😭
https://x.com/WestHam/status/1829066708004245511?t=0nf-x91A59f08bbtZBnOUw...
So nice
violet ibex
that would be great
split walrus
👌🏽
violet ibex
Wow 😭
https://x.com/WestHam/status/1829066708004245511?t=0nf-x91A59f08bbtZBnOUw...
yeah he had a great game
ocean sun
What's wrong within united. 😭😭
violet ibex
a lot, but not this one
split walrus
What's wrong within united. 😭😭
He was fine w us as well
Its just we wanted a different profile
violet ibex
the fans are extremely hyperreactionary tho
split walrus
Awb is the best in one on one defending
ocean sun
If it's not his last year of contract we could have demanded £30m for a player like awb
violet ibex
definitely
violet ibex
imagine rashford getting pocketed against AWB 🤣
golden hamlet
~~to be fair rashford won't even start for west ham~~
Very false, very very false 🤣
violet ibex
but then again rashford doesn't need the best 1v1 defender in the prem to pocket him...
ocean sun
imagine rashford getting pocketed against AWB 🤣
I can see it already
I wish I had the power to read his mind, so that i can help him with something
split walrus
imagine rashford getting pocketed against AWB 🤣
I can expect that yk
Even garna for that matter
violet ibex
not even prime nesta-maldini can stop antony from spinning and asserting his dominance
ocean sun
😂
split walrus
Apparently they smuggled ugarte last night from a restaurant or sm
split walrus
not even prime nesta-maldini can stop antony from spinning and asserting his dom...
What are the odds. We conceded the moment he came on
violet ibex
Even garna for that matter
yeah I love garnacho but I don't think he's there yet
violet ibex
What are the odds. We conceded the moment he came on
remember the antony meme I sent you in DM? wish I could send it here but I'd get banned 🤣
split walrus
Barca who is made fun of in europe has won 3 laliga matches and is on top of the table with nice football
Even they have countless injuries
violet ibex
our football is starting to take shape, hopefully it'll get even better with ugarte
now if only our players can score
and if rashford can... idk, contribute anything
stray flicker
our football is starting to take shape, hopefully it'll get even better with uga...
Our football is not round?
split walrus
We ll struggle with that until hojlund comes back or eth starts putting more trust in zirkzee
violet ibex
Our football is not round?
not round enough 🤣
stray flicker
Like a ball
split walrus
I feel zirkzee can be lethal in the box
violet ibex
Like a ball
behold, false ball
violet ibex
We ll struggle with that until hojlund comes back or eth starts putting more tru...
I need our players to involve zirkzee more in the build up
split walrus
I need our players to involve zirkzee more in the build up
Weirdly enough, i wanna see zirkzee on the wing once hojlund is back
I feel he can make amazing playmaking choices for hojlund
violet ibex
I feel he can make amazing playmaking choices for hojlund
I wanna see this
split walrus
I wanna see this
Bench yoro, add amad up top
feral solar
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_N4wMHgH0b/?igsh=MWI1dWIza2NodXNzeA==
@split walrus HES RELIABLE
fierce glade
I wanna see this
defense sub/bench isn't good in this formation
viral garnet
Twitter
tribal knot
I wanna see this
just in time for Southgate to arrive in Jan after we're grouped from the Europa 😄
gusty dagger
my unrealistic dream for next window
OUT
rashford, sancho (fully), antony, lind...
Musiala instead of Wirtz
split walrus
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_N4wMHgH0b/?igsh=MWI1dWIza2NodXNzeA==
<@97726161642...
Lets see
vocal monolith
Twitter
violet ibex
osimhen chasing money instead of glory
but I'll take that
as long as he doesn't go to chelsea
golden hamlet
Musiala instead of Wirtz
Musiala not happening bro!!!
gusty dagger
My wishes for this season
Zirkzee/Hojlund PL Golden Boot
Garnacho 30+GA
Antony 30+GA
Bruno 30+GA
Amad 20+GA
Rashford less than 10GA
McTominay more GA then Bellingham
gusty dagger
Musiala not happening bro!!!
Who said
flat hedge
Ive a feeling sancho is going to chelsea
if he does he’s goofy
city
to united
and now chelsea
wtf
flat hedge
goofy
split walrus
Sterling 🥲
gusty dagger
https://x.com/CMoffiziell/status/1829099297675059464?t=PsbVCEzfTmuDumd5YOqrBQ&s=...
INEOS won't let him go Arsenal
gusty dagger
imagine getting both chido and nypan
Chido Nypan and Kone
split walrus
https://x.com/CMoffiziell/status/1829099297675059464?t=PsbVCEzfTmuDumd5YOqrBQ&s=...
This might be for Jan window
violet ibex
Chido Nypan and Kone
better than our senior players already
split walrus
Apparently
Madueke has gotten a call for international break instead of rashford
Lol
violet ibex
well deserved
vast jolt
Madueke has gotten a call for international break instead of rashford
He deserves it tbh
split walrus
He deserves it tbh
Fr
Baller
Sancho never made it in england
D have been bigger than everybody if he worked on himself and his work rate
Idk if u have seen it, but Sancho used to have issues in city academy too
vast jolt
I'm surprised Angel Gomes got called up
split walrus
I'm surprised Angel Gomes got called up
Carrington represent
He was injured last week maybe
Twitter
Personality issues since beginning
vast jolt
Sancho never made it in england
Whenever he did make it to England squad, he was always benched
Despite being in form at dortmund
His only highlight was that missed penalty in the euros
vast jolt
What do you expect, United in the past always overpaid only for them to flop
violet ibex
https://x.com/nkwameeee/status/1766383903101587756?s=46
what an arse
split walrus
Fr
vast jolt
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1547854469676683265 One of our best deals
Twitter
violet ibex
huh, I thought we signed him for around 35
split walrus
huh, I thought we signed him for around 35
That was pounds
high zealot
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1547854469676683265 One of our best deals
Need to extend his contract ngl
raven cargo
Everton have offered Fiorentina midfielder Sofyan Amrabat the chance to return to the Premier League after spending last season on loan with Manchester United. (talkSPORT)
Man Utd are prepared to hand Raheem Sterling a contract worth £150,000 per week to leave Chelsea this summer, but only if he accepts a role as a squad player. Sterling currently earns more than twice that sum. (GIVEMESPORT)
Currently, Sterling's move to United, which is tied to Chelsea's interest in Jadon Sancho, is just as likely to collapse as it is to go through. (The Sun)
feral solar
gusty dagger
better than our senior players already
Chido better than Hojlund
Nypan better than Eriksen
Kone better than Casemiro
Amass better than Malacia
Colleyer better than Mount
vast jolt
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_QlhVaI976/?igsh=MWFpY3MzeWVrbXQ3OA==
Worst signing in man utd's history
Even Antony offered more than him
violet ibex
unfortunately we've had alexis sanchez, kleberson, djemba-djemba, di maria, pogba, bebe, taibi...
gusty dagger
Is shite, fakes injury to prevent dropping stinkers, enjoy full wage
vast jolt
mount had many opportunities to shine
vast jolt
Is shite, fakes injury to prevent dropping stinkers, enjoy full wage
but instead he drop stinkers, exactly
violet ibex
can rashford fake injury so we can see garnacho start please
gusty dagger
can rashford fake injury so we can see garnacho start please
No, he knows Baldy will play he despite knowing how trash he is
vast jolt
At one point Maguire was the worst signing but he improved a lot
gusty dagger
So doesn't need to fake an Injury
violet ibex
yea kudos to maguire
vast jolt
It seems like ever since Mount joined United, he hasn't played the same football as he did in Chelsea anymore
violet ibex
tho he was kinda meh again against brighton, but he dropped a defensive masterclass against fulham
violet ibex
but well, hopefully de ligt start vs pool
violet ibex
https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829180471881937195?s=46
yeah
arsenal don't need him, but we don't want him
the sad thing is if anyone comes to me and argue "but sterling is still better than rashford" I can't say anything because as much as I don't want him, it's true
vast jolt
Raheem Sterling has a chance to be the first person to complete what the FIFA 19 dude did
split walrus
the sad thing is if anyone comes to me and argue "but sterling is still better t...
Thats why i was talking about it in fan chat
vast jolt
split walrus
I said im fine with sterling if 1+1 contract and low wages
Rashford is no way better than him
violet ibex
I said im fine with sterling if 1+1 contract and low wages
sell sancho, sell rashford, sign sterling as stopgap signing on 1+1 contract just to sell him next window, and then get kvaratshkelia. sounds like a plan
split walrus
As big as the number 7 shirt is. Im more than happy to give it to garna
Mount doesn’t deserve it
gusty dagger
Forget #7, Mount doesn't even deserve a United Shirt Number
split walrus
sell sancho, sell rashford, sign sterling as stopgap signing on 1+1 contract jus...
Yes. It can work. Although i do have a feeling ineos might strongly consider selling rashford next june if he doesn’t perform this season
As they should tbh
vast jolt
sell sancho, sell rashford, sign sterling as stopgap signing on 1+1 contract jus...
kvaratshkelia would be a dream signing
split walrus
kvaratshkelia would be a dream signing
Does he have a release clause?
vast jolt
Does he have a release clause?
I don't think so
split walrus
He deserves a bigger club
We ll knock hopefully
violet ibex
I'd be happy with mitoma too, but he's gonna be 28 already next season
split walrus
Napoli is trapping him
If napoli is a trap, imagine psg
Ugarte was on his knees to leave 😂
split walrus
PSG and Mbappé was the biggest trap
Fr
And now that entire league is irrelevant
Psg ll always be a small club
violet ibex
mbappe needed to run his contract out to escape psg 😂
split walrus
We might get an Ugarte announcement today u know
Last time it happened at 12 am for me lmao
Its 10 pm for me
split walrus
mbappe needed to run his contract out to escape psg 😂
Tbh they r stupid
vast jolt
We might get an Ugarte announcement today u know
Yeah at any moment we would be getting those photos
split walrus
I get that they have infinite money
But they could have gotten a huge psr boost
By selling him
feral solar
@split walrus let me join your club. Better Call Saul> Breaking bad
split walrus
Calma
Which ep rn?
It gets more into the thriller side after a point and law stuff takes a back seat
Thats why i like it more. Its like 2 shows running side by side
violet ibex
it's hard for me to get into series
I think I only watched the first or second episode of breaking bad and dropped it
split walrus
I think I only watched the first or second episode of breaking bad and dropped i...
Same
violet ibex
the boys is entertaining tho
feral solar
Which ep rn?
s4 ep2 but s3 was a masterpiece
split walrus
s4 ep2 but s3 was a masterpiece
Was it s2 or s3 where chuck goes to talk to the stationery
To talk about the case jimmy changes overnight
feral solar
Was it s2 or s3 where chuck goes to talk to the stationery
S2 i think
copper harbor
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829071013495062919?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7...
Is he playing against Liverpool or Southampton?
jolly glade
I doubt Liverpool
He’ll probably be introduced in some random match when ten hag thinks he’s ready to properly play in the first team
ocean sun
We are fkd
Erik will have a disadvantage, since both pressing monsters are injured. Mason and hojlund.
jolly glade
Ugarte medical is reportedly complete
Wonder when we’ll hear official communication. I’d guess tomorrow given there would need to be paperwork complete
split walrus
Wonder when we’ll hear official communication. I’d guess tomorrow given there wo...
Prolly in next 24 hrs
Can drop today as well
Like de ligt’s
stray flicker
Why are they so slow with this stuff
jolly glade
Transfers are technical procedures that can vary in length
Free agents are the easiest transfer as you have no club to communicate back and forth with
When you’re dealing with another club it’s usually a lot of delegating rather than just sending a rep to a player’s agent alone
split walrus
stray flicker
what
split walrus
Why are they so slow with this stuff
Not slow really. Prolly just waiting for Napoli to confirm scott so we can proceed
jolly glade
Yeah it’s all PSR at this point with Ugarte, they need to be sure McTominay gets his medical passed and contracts signed
No point in signing him and somehow the McTominay deal collapses then you have bad books in the eyes of regulators
How I see it is the deal is close given Ugarte is in Manchester and McTominay is in Naples
Plus Napoli have the Lukaku deal sorted now so they can focus on signing McTominay
ocean sun
Twitter
Dunno if he could make it on time against Liverpool. I think he will not be involved this week.
split walrus
https://x.com/ManUtd/status/1829217504033386689?t=bo5kh4ORJ9VHt-ca3_8DTQ&s=19
That is good
split walrus
Dunno if he could make it on time against Liverpool. I think he will not be invo...
Wont
jolly glade
He’ll probably be back for Southampton
vocal monolith
This might be for Jan window
Need to happen now and leave him on loan where he is. January prices are high and not any team want to lose good players in midseason
split walrus
Need to happen now and leave him on loan where he is. January prices are high an...
True. But very less time now
Lets see what happens
Hoping we try our best to sign
vocal monolith
A lot of deal had happened on last mins. But new owners are looking for specific profiles. Still think he would be an veryy good bruno replacement
violet ibex
selling mejbri for 9.5m and then buying nypan for 9m. please make it happen
feral solar
@split walrus @violet ibex
split walrus
<@977261616422850580> <@241111170386362370>
Always knew he had the potential
feral solar
Always knew he had the potential
i cant send the goal bcause of nitro but ill try to find a link
feral solar
@split walrus @violet ibex
split walrus
I disagreed with his sale until the last second
We should have gotten 10+ for him
feral solar
We should have gotten 10+ for him
pellistri subbed off, whole stadium is chanting his name and clapping
violet ibex
We should have gotten 10+ for him
nah, we should've kept him
we keep frauds like rashford and antony and can't give pellistri a chance
😔
flat hedge
we keep frauds like rashford and antony and can't give pellistri a chance
Antony is not a fraud
shush
u do realize he scored vs liverpool right
we could’ve probably lost on pens
if he didn’t score
so thank him
violet ibex
👍
flat hedge
ffs
untold sandal
Ugarte will surely be one of our most impatctful signings
So far its mazra. De Ligt mayb later in the season and Ugarte too
I dont mind if he isnt a high progresser. We have that in mainoo. I dont mind if he isnt a chance creator. We have that in bruno. What we dont have is a quality holder that wins us the ball back as a destroyer. Ugarte is probably like the best signing we couldve done for that
I think Ugarte and Palhinha were the 2 players perfect for that job, and considering Palhinha's off to bayern and he's already 29, I think ugarte is brilliant
Veeeeery excited to see what he does
split walrus
What if we fail to sell him
untold sandal
The most interceptions in europe
split walrus
The most interceptions in europe
Yes
untold sandal
Since 22/23
split walrus
Yes
untold sandal
What of sancho bro
Sancho idk. I forgot how deadline works thi
Like
Does it have to be a 'here we go' by deadline
Or does the contrsct have to be signed
split walrus
Ya
untold sandal
By deadline
split walrus
Both
untold sandal
Both
So when deadline day ends, by then sancho wouldve needed to sign his juve contract
God damnit
untold sandal
Oh yeah, sancho is not getting sold then unless we do an emergency flight
split walrus
So nearly same day
Sancho is actually cooked
If he stays
He aint getting minutes
untold sandal
He aint getting minutes
Yep
split walrus
Twitter
split walrus
https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829206042624024958?s=46
Instagram
Wow
@safe geode
safe geode
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_RQ_rfoOYJ/?igsh=cjYwOWRnMGo0NXQ5
I know this for couple of days 😂
Solid
split walrus
I know this for couple of days 😂
Him against united in europa
safe geode
Him against united in europa
I want fener vs united
safe geode
So I can mock you with my fenerbahce fan self
I mocked you enough with my liverpool fan self
safe geode
Mourinho ll score against us and park the bus
Yeeesssss
split walrus
I mocked you enough with my liverpool fan self
Lfc has nothing to mock with
Washed club
safe geode
Lfc has nothing to mock with
Chutiye
safe geode
https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884
split walrus
Bruhh
split walrus
https://tenor.com/view/dogs-spin-bully-pet-gif-17275205
feral solar
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1547854469676683265 One of our best deals
ah yes, Amsterday.
untold sandal
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_RQ_rfoOYJ/?igsh=cjYwOWRnMGo0NXQ5
its ok
good for fenerbahce
vast jolt
ah yes, ***Amsterday***.
A new holiday celebrated in the Netherlands
vast jolt
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1829285032634237112?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9...
sterling on the wing😭
split walrus
gusty dagger
They've pulled out
Their pull out game is strong 😭
shell bobcat
Ladies and gentleman, it's deadline day
shell bobcat
Lindelof 😩🤮
tribal knot
Lindelof,Dalot, Martinez LB options till Jan
Shaw, Malacia, Dalot, Mazraoui, Amass, Martinez
How much LB cover do you want? 😄
gusty dagger
Shaw, Malacia, Dalot, Mazraoui, Amass, Martinez
How much LB cover do you want? ...
Shaw Malacia -Injured
Dalot Mazroui -RB
Lindelof Martinez -CB
Amass - Too Young
gusty dagger
Only €75/80M
wtf
tribal knot
Shaw Malacia -Injured
Dalot Mazroui -RB
Lindelof Martinez -CB
Amass - Too Young
we can't just keep buying players because others are injured.
both dalot and mazraoui are more than capable of covering LB until Shaw is fit again.
vocal monolith
Twitter
feral solar
@split walrus pellistri goal
split walrus
<@977261616422850580> pellistri goal
Very nice linkup
vocal monolith
We need him. We need squad depth . Maino , Mount , Casemiro can't resist all season with PL, EFL , FA , EL games
But as he didn't signed for a club yet , it looks like he is asking for an big signing fee or more than £250k pW wages
split walrus
We need him. We need squad depth . Maino , Mount , Casemiro can't resist all sea...
Im not against it as well. But I doubt ineos is willing to pay the wages
Its not him, its his mom
She wants higher wages
Twitter
split walrus
Wait, can he still make the Liverpool game?
He ll be on bench
stray flicker
Deadline day is today? Not tomorrow?
violet ibex
depends on whether ten hag wants to play someone who has only spent 1 day training with the squad, or hasn't trained together at all
stone vine
Toney 40m deal agreed with Saudi same team as Osimhen - ridiculous at least Chelsea don’t get either
We should have had a look at Toney at 40m
stone vine
He is having a medical. Him and Osimhen same team and in Saudi. 😂 football has gone silly
split walrus
Deadline day is today? Not tomorrow?
Today
violet ibex
osimhen decided to go to retirement house at 25 for generational wealth. insane
grim moon
Atp, we submit to Juve’s demands of Sancho for a loan with buy option
There’s no better way now
violet ibex
can walk into most of the best clubs in the world and decided to retire and chill
violet ibex
We need him. We need squad depth . Maino , Mount , Casemiro can't resist all sea...
we don't. there's a reason why nobody wants rabiot
hint: similar reason to why nobody wants sancho
also I have no idea why you're talking for squad depth and decided to not include ugarte and collyer
even eriksen
split walrus
osimhen decided to go to retirement house at 25 for generational wealth. insane
There’s another from leipzig at 24 moving to nassr
stone vine
Chelsea are still in discussions for Sancho. I’d rather he goes to Juve but we need cash to enable other transfers today. Would love to know how much money we can actually spend today max
split walrus
Saudi is making its impact on youngsters
split walrus
Chelsea are still in discussions for Sancho. I’d rather he goes to Juve but we n...
Juve is out of the race bro
stone vine
Saudi is making its impact on youngsters
Agents. It’s making its impact on agents
split walrus
They dont have the money to buy him
violet ibex
There’s another from leipzig at 24 moving to nassr
insane. understandable because people love money
split walrus
And it might only increase with time
stone vine
That’s why it’s a loan to buy. If it’s the only deal on the table this evening we will take it. I don’t agree with it but we will take it
split walrus
That’s why it’s a loan to buy. If it’s the only deal on the table this evening w...
Issue was they wanted an option to buy instead of an obligation
Chelsea r still front runners
But sterling d be in
violet ibex
And it might only increase with time
old quote, but I really loved it
very sad to see what football has become
violet ibex
but oh well
split walrus
wintry gate
Osimhen running with money
Kobbie running here because he can’t join the dance party in the fan chat 🥲
you can’t hide from me Kobbie I know where you live 😂
for legal reasons I meant the transfer channel. not your actual house
violet ibex
you can’t hide from me Kobbie I know where you live 😂
yes cops this person right here
shell bobcat
Osimhen to Al Ahli no fkn way
split walrus
Osimhen to Al Ahli no fkn way
Right
violet ibex
Dont forget about the event taking place today
remind me again did we get a place in the europa? 😂
split walrus
Bro chose money
violet ibex
since we finished 8th
split walrus
remind me again did we get a place in the europa? 😂
Fa Cup!!!
violet ibex
aaahhhh
violet ibex
I forgot about it 🤣
split walrus
Osimhen d have been a goated striker in prem
violet ibex
was legit wondering if 8th place in the prem got to qualify for europa too now 🤣
shell bobcat
Osimhen d have been a goated striker in prem
Fr man
split walrus
He should delay the saudi move
shell bobcat
I wanted to see him here
shell bobcat
It should be done today
shell bobcat
Im happy he aint joining chels
Yeah
split walrus
It should be done today
Saudi ll get done
shell bobcat
They would've got top 4
split walrus
And we ll get sterling
violet ibex
Im happy he aint joining chels
same
but man, so many quality players going early retirement
shell bobcat
And we ll get sterling
split walrus
https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973
Yk what ive made peace w it
shell bobcat
Diaby, Cancelo and now him
violet ibex
milinkovic-savic was elite
shell bobcat
Footballs finished
split walrus
Id rather see sterling with a short contract n less wages than sancho
split walrus
shell bobcat
Id rather see sterling with a short contract n less wages than sancho
How much are we getting from Sancho?
split walrus
How much are we getting from Sancho?
25 broooo
😂😂😂😂😂
I swear it was 40
Now we value him at 25
violet ibex
I swear it was 40
nobody wanted him 😔
split walrus
nobody wanted him 😔
They know he mid
shell bobcat
Dortmund scammed us
violet ibex
padding his stats by playing with haaland
shell bobcat
Everyone scams us
split walrus
Dortmund scammed us
violet ibex
I want us to scam someone with rashford
violet ibex
😔
shell bobcat
Guys don't get sad right now, keep some sadness saved for Sunday when we get absolutely humiliated by Slotty ball
violet ibex
why didn't psg come and bid for rashford to replace mbappe 😔
violet ibex
Guys don't get sad right now, keep some sadness saved for Sunday when we get abs...
nahh can't be sad with what I already expected
but then again I guess I'll still be disappointed
shell bobcat
nahh can't be sad with what I already expected
You've cracked the code
split walrus
Twitter
shell bobcat
I just don't want it to be a frustrating game like Brighton
violet ibex
https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829440957831336303?s=46
guy really injured himself to stay ffs
split walrus
He has escaped another window
shell bobcat
https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1829440957831336303?s=46
This mf
How is he still here
split walrus
Guys don't get sad right now, keep some sadness saved for Sunday when we get abs...
We winning bro
Big match is after the lfc one
Southampton
shell bobcat
We winning bro
shell bobcat
Southampton
9-0
split walrus
shell bobcat
Watch him troll us if we get to play Marsielle in europa
violet ibex
the real question here
split walrus
Actually noo!
violet ibex
no nypan bid?
split walrus
Bro they arent playing europa
shell bobcat
What
split walrus
U have been pranking me since yest
violet ibex
need a sudden here we go out of nowhere in kone fashion for nypan
shell bobcat
Ah lmaoo
I thought they qualified
Ok that's good
At least Greenwood won't score against us
shell bobcat
Rashford why are u sending links
copper harbor
Why can't I send a link?
shell bobcat
Because you are mid
copper harbor
Bruh
shell bobcat
Rashford has no role here same as in the squad
shell bobcat
https://x.com/utdreport/status/1829445654453555310?s=46
We need a winger tho
copper harbor
Rashford has no role here same as in the squad
We'll see it this Sunday
violet ibex
Why can't I send a link?
the real question is why aren't you linked with someone in the transfer window smh
shell bobcat
Loan some South American guy
shell bobcat
Loan bade bhaiya
shell bobcat
rashford - saka swap deal
Good business
split walrus
rashford - saka swap deal
Bro id even take madueke
copper harbor
rashford - saka swap deal
L transfer
split walrus
They should swap sancho n madueke
copper harbor
I'm staying here no matter what
violet ibex
L transfer
shut it rashford smh
split walrus
Id happily take it
violet ibex
I'm staying here no matter what
noooooooo
split walrus
I'm staying here no matter what
Stealing a living
Sacking managers for fun
Keeping player power alive
Shame
shell bobcat
I'm staying here no matter what
violet ibex
😭
copper harbor
The disrespectful is crazy on this club 💀🙏
shell bobcat
This is his last chance
shell bobcat
(flipping burgers is cooking)
Hahahahhaha
Ship him to Korea with his brother lingard
copper harbor
(flipping burgers is cooking)
Alr alr, better be online this Sunday to prove you wrong
violet ibex
Alr alr, better be online this Sunday to prove you wrong
I'm gonna be very happy to be proven wrong mate
have nothing against him, I just want him to perform because he's our player
I'm just severely disappointed with his performances
and if he can come back to his purple patch post-WC 2 years ago I'd be very very happy
copper harbor
have nothing against him, I just want him to perform because he's our player
Nothing against him? Y'all are laughing at him bc of his poor performance man
copper harbor
laughing is a way of coping
Well... it's not working 🫤
split walrus
Well... it's not working 🫤
Its not working for him too bro