Transfer Talk

[split walrus]

Ill share

[grim moon]

He had a post 4 mins ago which was wrong lmao

[split walrus]

Prolly typo

[vocal monolith]

Yeah he did 30 +10 , but edited

[shell bobcat]

Check there we land kid he might have the proper digits

[split walrus]

Or the deal is sealed guy

[split walrus]

Typo lol

Well

Its okay

Ill take 50+10

[grim moon]

Who has that 35 + 10 even for

[shell bobcat]

That man must be on 3hr sleep

[grim moon]

Surely he didn’t mistake “50” for “35”

Or he was just on one lmao

[shell bobcat]

Maybe that's how much we will sell Sancho for

Spoiler alert

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_LVCgquWZl/?igsh=aWh2MnBvcTR0Mm9s

theathleticfc

Jadon Sancho is likely to leave Manchester United permanently or on loan before the transfer window closes — and the club are in talks with Juventus and Chelsea about a deal for the 24-year-old winger.

#MUFC | #CFC

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[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_LNpzsCj1j/?igsh=NWt2eW5vM2tybDNk

transfers

DEAL DONE✅ Al Hilal have signed 30 year old João Cancelo from Man City for €25M. The Portuguese international has signed a deal until 2027 in Saudi Arabia📝🇵🇹🇸🇦 #transfers #cancelo #mancity #football

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Lmao

[grim moon]

But they can’t buy legendary midfielder Casemiro for just €5M more

[grim moon]

So either we get Sterling or Chiesa

[split walrus]

Chiesa is moving to lfc

[feral solar]

CHIESA FS i dont want that T REX RUN MERCHANT

[split walrus]

Well if we try to swap, he might come

[high zealot]

Shite source

[split walrus]

Most city sources r sharing as well

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828218964259824109?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🇸🇦 Al Hilal expect João Cancelo’s final green light to travel for medical as it’s all down to player’s approval.

The agreement with Man City is done as revealed for €25m package, already accepted.

⏳🇵🇹

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 11:52 PM

This is what romano said

[high zealot]

Not a done deal tho

[split walrus]

It’ll be

[high zealot]

It’s just a club to club agreement atm

[shell bobcat]

He will go I guess

No other European club is looking for him

[split walrus]

• pep isnt too keen on keeping him

I think these sterling talks r just there to make juve pay up quick

[vocal monolith]

Manutd want to remove sancho with big wages , Chelsea wants to remove sterling with big wages.

[split walrus]

How would that even work until both of them dont take a pay cut

[vocal monolith]

Sterling had a lot more successful career. I won't mind if we have him for £150k week , + 20-30m for Sancho

[split walrus]

40m for sancho and we have a deal 😂

[stray flicker]

Merino for 32m€ feels like a steal for Arsenal

[split walrus]

https://x.com/arsenal/status/1828446309537194015?s=46

Arsenal (@Arsenal) on X

Ready to achieve big things – together ❤️

Welcome to The Arsenal, Mikel Merino 🇪🇸

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 2:55 PM

They record everything lmao

Arsenal might win the league this time

[stray flicker]

I'd rather they than City or Liverpool

[gusty dagger]

stop whinning, Sterling is 1000x better than Sancho. Getting rid of Sancho should be top priority

[split walrus]

In the end. Its replacing mid with washed but id take it as long as it takes that fifa merchant away from our club

And sterling takes a paycut*

His wages r huge

[gusty dagger]

yeah, having that washed one is better than the scammer trash

[shell bobcat]

Bro giving sterling a long term contract will be accumulating more dead wood, I'm not against selling Sancho but we should accept chelsea only if they are offering like 50M + Sterling

[split walrus]

And 2 yrs contract max to sterling. That too 1+1 optional extension

[shell bobcat]

Yep

Sterling can be a good sub but I don't see him playing good football

[gusty dagger]

i thought our wage system was bad, Luka and Sterling were earning 325k each 🤣

[split walrus]

Sancho - Sterling Swap

[gusty dagger]

all I can say is currently Sterling is better than Rashy

[split walrus]

Ngl id prefer a Sancho - Chiesa swap

Sure he is injury prone

But Atleast he is young and can get in form if he gets the support

[split walrus]

I think everybody here agrees on that

😂

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mkhitaryan-goal-gif-7814535

[gusty dagger]

chiesa is waaaay better

[split walrus]

And cheaper

15m bro

[ocean sun]

😂😂😂

[viral garnet]

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1828007578376245252?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

Chelsea will present options to Raheem Sterling this week.

Sterling is open to #MUFC, should a move materialise, but all still early stages. Sterling hasn’t yet engaged with any clubs directly.

Internal talks with Chelsea key since there are obstacles to overcome between both

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 9:52 AM

[shell bobcat]

Anyone is better than that documentary merchant

[split walrus]

Arsenal talking

[ocean sun]

They won a trophy wdym bro

[split walrus]

Dinner plate

[ocean sun]

Runners up premier league 😂

[ocean sun]

Oh yeah this one too

😹

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/second-place-futurama-loser-gif-10691001

[viral garnet]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828447022904381880?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️🔐 Official, confirmed. Arsenal sign Mikel Merino for €32m plus €5m in add-ons, four year contract with option for one more season.

Merino only wanted #AFC move despite two more proposals in Spain, Arteta had him on top of the list.

Deal sealed. 🇪🇸

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 2:58 PM

[golden hamlet]

Don’t mind saka Sancho swap, as if!!!

[split walrus]

What a deal ngl

Proper steal

[split walrus]

We gotta do that with rashford bro

[viral garnet]

back to og style?

SANCHO FOR PALMER

PLS

[shell bobcat]

Half of the arsenal fan base will switch their clubs to united

[feral solar]

sancho is a chelsea fan (I think), he can join chelsea

palmer is a united fan, he can join united

🤷‍♂️

[golden hamlet]

Imagine RvP involved getting that deal done

[viral garnet]

works

[limber chasm]

hey , why do you guys think manu is going for streling . Its a waste of time and effort

[golden hamlet]

Everybody is happy

[split walrus]

I think “if” lets say we get sterling, they only reason that d be is to reduce the wages we r currently paying to sancho and “to get sancho out anyhow” with a short term contract to sterling

[viral garnet]

1. its Sterling

[gusty dagger]

Sancho will kiss Chelsea badge and pretend he belongs there

[shell bobcat]

He would love to join united but chelsea wont let him go easily

[limber chasm]

if only chelsea were willing to give palmer lol

[viral garnet]

2. He's actually great on his day

[feral solar]

ah he can do that whilst “our” ice cold palmer can bag a hat trick hahaha

[viral garnet]

first things first

[split walrus]

“This is where i belong”

[viral garnet]

we need a RW

[night plinth]

Because someone smoked one too many blunts and thought it was a good idea - makes 0 sense to bring him. It’s Mount all over again

[viral garnet]

we only have amad rashy and garna as wingers

[gusty dagger]

Sterling

[split walrus]

Bet palmer has a 100m+ release clause

[viral garnet]

Antony is our best backup left back

[limber chasm]

bro out here joining clubs as if he collecting infinity stones

[shell bobcat]

Because the club is looking to offload Sancho and if chelsea are paying big we should accept it, if we keep him there's no way his market value will increase in the winter window so better sell now than wait

[viral garnet]

fr he's better than evans or lindelof or whoever

[split walrus]

Apparently, there r reports of lindelof playing as a fullback down this season 🙂

[wintry gate]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-endgame-i-am-inevitable-snaps-gif-14595800

[limber chasm]

arent they asking for a swap ?

[viral garnet]

no antony is better

[split walrus]

Sell sancho with a 50% sell on clause and 50m + sterling. Id accept it

[gusty dagger]

Whats our highest win with ETH?

[feral solar]

I wouldn’t

[split walrus]

Highest as in?

[gusty dagger]

sancho alone is worth 40-45

[feral solar]

chelsea would have to offer 200m to give us sterling 😂

[gusty dagger]

goals

[stray flicker]

Rome

[split walrus]

And considering sterling takes a paycut*

[viral garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[shell bobcat]

Swap + money

[split walrus]

I think 4 goals

[wintry gate]

he’s been typing, I’m waiting 😂

[gusty dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-idea-gif-27149353

[night plinth]

Sancho for Sterling is like giving a Rolex for a 5 day old tuna sandwich at your local market

[stray flicker]

The message has arrived

[shell bobcat]

It's not just a swap, they are offering money + swap

[golden hamlet]

For us Zero!!! For other teams yes 40-70m

[night plinth]

Im gonna be so mad if we get Sterling I can’t stand the guy 🤣

[limber chasm]

hmm , but tbh wouldnt it be bad if we dont use sterling the same way as sancho . He is just going to be another load at the end of the day

[gusty dagger]

u seriously calling Sancho a Rolex?

[feral solar]

chelsea have to give us 200m to give us sterling alone

[stray flicker]

A tuna sandwich keeps you alive, what does a Rolex do

[limber chasm]

true

[night plinth]

You don’t need to take it so literal

[golden hamlet]

From Temu!!!

[night plinth]

Not a 5 day old one

[limber chasm]

sell a rolex and u can buy plenty tuna sandwiches , keeping u alive for more days

[gusty dagger]

then ya ur right 😂

[stray flicker]

Oh right

[stray flicker]

Smart

[split walrus]

Im no where a fan of sterling, but id like sancho leaving anyhow. Either be it with a chiesa deal even if he is an injury merchant

[night plinth]

It’s the comparison of the 2. Sancho ain’t a bad player he just lazy as fk

[shell bobcat]

Agreed but if Juventus wants to loan him with a buy clause, I'd rather loan him there and then loan another winger for us for backup and maybe buy one in winter window

[gusty dagger]

its a depressed broken rolex

[gusty dagger]

who wont even move its clock hands due to laziness

[limber chasm]

yes much better path to take

[night plinth]

Nah it’s a Rolex which haven’t been winded up correctly

[split walrus]

This alone makes him hard to get along with. Idk if u are aware but he had issues last season with dortmund as well cause of which they didnt approch to buy him

[limber chasm]

at this point i dont want both then lol

neither a broken rolex nor a sandiwch

[stray flicker]

Sancho rolex 👍

[gusty dagger]

Sancho KUKUKURELLA Swapp

[feral solar]

Sterling isn’t really an upgrade on Sancho tbh

[viral garnet]

nah

sancho for

palmer

is best

[golden hamlet]

He would come second if there is a competition as he wouldn’t be arsed to go to collect it from the stage!!!

[feral solar]

Sancho has MANY years left for him to change.

Sterling is finished and I’m 99% sure of it. No coming back for him

[night plinth]

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want Sancho here. But my personal bias against Sterling clouds my judgement of him so much that he could be the reason we won the prem and I still wouldn’t care 🤣🤣🤣

[gusty dagger]

y?

[shell bobcat]

You know what swap deal with real madrid Mbappe and Sancho, who says no

[stray flicker]

Ew

No

[feral solar]

Sterling aka. (Mr T rex arms) can get out

[viral garnet]

not worth it

[split walrus]

He definitely isn’t but i think the main reason club is even considering it is cause he has kinda broken his roots with the club altogether

[shell bobcat]

Ok then no deal

[gusty dagger]

Sancho is Finished too at United. He'll be next Dele Ali at here

[wintry gate]

I appreciate your honesty Rome 😂😂😂

[golden hamlet]

Rodrygo yes or even that new kid ednrick Bobby

[stray flicker]

Yes

[gusty dagger]

we need LB, and to make Haaland Tremble

[viral garnet]

sancho for endrick works

[viral garnet]

antony is our best LB

[feral solar]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828456286456861149?s=46

oh shite this I was not expecting

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 João Cancelo to Al Hilal, here we go! Deal in place for €25m package to Manchester City.

Cancelo completed first part of medical and verbal agreement is done, waiting to sign documents in the next hours.

Salary up to €15m package net per year on deal until 2027.

🇸🇦🤝🏻

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 3:35 PM

[limber chasm]

aint no way chelsea handling palmer to us , to them he is a prised possession

[shell bobcat]

Oh yeah Bobby😂😂

[split walrus]

Lmao

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

[split walrus]

@high zealot its done

[night plinth]

As a Dane it’s my job to hate him. He would have to be the reason we won a treble if imma be nice towards him

[limber chasm]

nah bruh , saudi out here tryna take over everyone little by little

[high zealot]

Done deal now 🤣

[shell bobcat]

They should take rashford as well

100m for him

[split walrus]

Ive the perfect swap for chelsea

Rashford + sancho for Palmer + Madueke

[feral solar]

if chelsea want sancho, they can give us palmer :))

no one else.

[split walrus]

Starboy for starboy

[limber chasm]

yea more than willing to hand him in their hands

[feral solar]

delusional? maybe.

[night plinth]

Who’s the star boy from our side in that swap?

[shell bobcat]

His release clause is 100M I heard idk

[violet ibex]

rashford is trash. sterling is trash. one trash might be less smelly than the other, but hey, I'd rather not add up the number of the trash

[split walrus]

Supposedly rashford 😂

[limber chasm]

only if chelsea were blind😂

[stray flicker]

Evans

[feral solar]

yeah I’m not actually expecting them lot to give us palmer but if we did sign him, what a player we would have on our hands

[split walrus]

• he loves rooney and supported united as a child

It’s written in the stars

😝

[feral solar]

time to blind todd boehly

in fairness he’s already blind enough

[limber chasm]

but tbh palmer to united would be crazyyyy ( ik deep down it aint happening 😔 )

[feral solar]

the amount of goalkeepers they signed

[split walrus]

They got a new gk today btw

😂

[feral solar]

mhm I doubt it. just imagine… seeing a player like palmer at United

[limber chasm]

yeap , they are such a mess in transfer market

[limber chasm]

yea

[wintry gate]

was Mike just typing? I swear I saw that 😂

[split walrus]

Woodward got his competition now that he is no longer here at being the worst 😂

[stray flicker]

We got Melina in here tf I just noticed

Hello

[limber chasm]

" another one bites the dust "

[feral solar]

jabronis

[violet ibex]

woodward should go to liverpool

🙏

[split walrus]

Glazers should give ineos 51% ownership initially and invest the total of 50% lost to lfc

Glazers + FSG

Cooks of the century

Bartomeu as CEO and Deco as sporting director

[feral solar]

@safe geode @split walrus BE READY FOR THE QUIZ

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_LcJvSIam5/?igsh=N2N2YnltNmRrb3Mw

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Al Hilal agree deal to sign João Cancelo from Manchester City 🔵🇸🇦

Cancelo completed medicals and verbal agreement is done now waiting to sign documents in next 24 hours.

Salary up to €15m package net per year on deal until 2027, waiting on formal steps in order to announce.

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎! ⚡️

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[split walrus]

Gotta chase that bag

[violet ibex]

cancelo retired at 30, pretty early

[split walrus]

He chose generational wealth

[stray flicker]

I would do the same

[violet ibex]

same

[feral solar]

money

loads of money

[limber chasm]

people who say no to that , must have some really high obsessions

[split walrus]

Messi

😂

He declined 1b last year

[limber chasm]

oh yea , i guess maybe he is a sucker for american culture

[split walrus]

More than the culture, I think he is pretty satisfied with what he has achieved and earned with the game overall. Nothing left to prove anymore

[limber chasm]

true

[split walrus]

And bet he got those sweet deals with apple tv and American brands anyway

[feral solar]

@split walrus P13 for me and P14 for you!

@stray flicker congrats on top 10

[split walrus]

I made alot of mistakes

Lmao

[feral solar]

i misclicked in many questions

[golden hamlet]

Still can’t understand what has he done to mess up with Pep and go to Bayern Barcelona and now Al hilal, he was a good player and was returning good points in FPL.

[violet ibex]

maybe try to not tweet the same thing 80 times fab

[shell bobcat]

He was good at the Euros too, weird transfer tbh

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1828469000914780620?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 JUST IN:

Chelsea and Manchester United are in talks over two separate deals for Jadon Sancho and Raheem Sterling.

The possibility of Sancho signing for Chelsea and Sterling joining United is now being SERIOUSLY considered.

#MUFC [@skysports_sheth, @SkyKaveh]

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 4:25 PM

Nevermind

[safe geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pan-gif-12099056535808933310

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-sad-leaving-gif-10661695

[safe geode]

What's the topic sir

[split walrus]

For what

[violet ibex]

if we somehow really sign sterling, this window would go down from 8-9/10 to 5-6/10

[split walrus]

Fr

I dont need him anywhere close

[safe geode]

fabr,z,o

mocking

people

sir

[split walrus]

How is that different from whatever woodward was doing

[violet ibex]

yea that would be so stupid

29yo washed player on high wages

[split walrus]

He tweeted wrong transfer amount for ugarte, later edited it

[safe geode]

ah not funny

:/

[split walrus]

Just do a chiesa sancho swap man

Atleast we d rattle lfc here as well

I dont mind it

But sterling no no

[violet ibex]

i don't even want chiesa, but sterling would be even worse

[safe geode]

Shut up and watch my manager

[split walrus]

• CHELSEA
Chelsea's position is — "we're happy to sign Sancho if Man Utd take one of the players we don't want in our squad. Eg; Sterling."

• JUVENTUS
"Trust me, Juventus are STILL there. They're still working on the deal with Sancho, his agent, and with Man Utd, but the salary and formula of the deal is crucial.

"Man Utd want loan with buy obligation, and important part of his salary paid... Juventus want loan with buy option. Negotiations are ongoing."

[@FabrizioRomano, PlayBack]

I still d like to believe we are doing this Chelsea talk to give a push to juve paying us

Why d ineos do exact opposite of whatever they did whole window

[vast jolt]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828456286456861149

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 João Cancelo to Al Hilal, here we go! Deal in place for €25m package to Manchester City.

Cancelo completed first part of medical and verbal agreement is done, waiting to sign documents in the next hours.

Salary up to €15m package net per year on deal until 2027.

🇸🇦🤝🏻

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 3:35 PM

this man destroyed his own career

Ronaldo is cooked bro he gotta leave Saudi😭

Al hilal got a super team

Ronaldo should just become a full time YouTuber now😂

[untold sandal]

Yes! Sancho leavi- wait fk no not for sterling INEOS NO PLEASE

[split walrus]

It d be the worst ngl

[feral solar]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828483461377929352?s=12
@split walrus @untold sandal

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Scott McTominay to Napoli, here we go! Deal in place for €30m package plus sell-on clause.

Manchester United have authorized Scott to travel for medical tests and contract signing.

Both Lukaku and McTominay are set for travel and medical as Napoli players.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 5:23 PM

[untold sandal]

Gonna miss ya mcmuffin, gl in the serie A ❤️

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828484023855067466?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

👀⤵️🇸🇦 Osimhen between Chelsea and Al Ahli, PSG are not involved.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 5:25 PM

Imagine chelsea gets osimhen

They might do better than us i fear

[untold sandal]

Pedro Neto, Michael Jackson, Marc Guiu, and now Osimhen too?

[split walrus]

😔

[untold sandal]

Mf

[split walrus]

Ill miss scott

Definition of a true united player

[stone vine]

“Ienos are footballing genius” they’ve employed the best in football - also - sky sports news “united in discussions for Sterling” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 new direction? 😂

[split walrus]

Not the best technically but still very loyal and gave his best

[stone vine]

My sides hurt

[stray flicker]

Sterling

[split walrus]

This is shambolic

[feral solar]

stop with that fergie time goal merchant

[high zealot]

They won’t

Chelsea can’t buy anyone unless they sell

[split walrus]

I think both clubs r trying to do each other a favour by replacing mid with mid with paycheck cuts

[stray flicker]

Isn't Chelsea discussing for the swap, not us?

[split walrus]

Which is still not the best in our favour

[split walrus]

Both

Apparently

[stone vine]

Chelsea bidding for Toney. 😂 imagine if we gets Sterling and that enables them to get Toney 😂

[split walrus]

Ashworth had a talk with chelsea today

[split walrus]

I am finished if that happens

[stray flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[stone vine]

Sky saying they are seperate deals. We shouldn’t be anywhere near a discussion for Sterling. How does he help us?

[split walrus]

No idea. Its exact opposite of whatever we did entire summer

This is so woodward-esque kinda deal

[stray flicker]

Nothing'll come of it, trust

Ugarte is our last signing imo

[sacred summit]

is sterling cming?

[split walrus]

Lets hope not

[sacred summit]

but i feel like hes better than antony and rashfore and sancho

[stone vine]

I don’t mind signing 29 year old. We need some experience I’m not ageist but we need a CF. A goal scorer. Sterling is as big a risk as keeping sancho

[split walrus]

Although ornstein reported our priority is to sell sancho

[stray flicker]

Let's hope Liverpool buy Chiesa so Juve buys Sancho 🤣

[split walrus]

Exactly what. Its not an upgrade by any chance. And sterling is on high wages

Even after a paycut. The wages r high

[sacred summit]

we have zirkzee 😭

and hojlund

[split walrus]

Juve are trying to rule this out. They said they got the money for transfer but cant pay the wages

[high zealot]

Or we do a swap deal so Liverpool don’t end up signing a player

[split walrus]

Id like that

[stray flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[high zealot]

Or we force Liverpool into panic buying

[split walrus]

I much much prefer chiesa over sterling

[sacred summit]

we aint getting chiesa tho

[split walrus]

Cause chiesa isnt on high wages + d be cheap

[split walrus]

We should get no one tbf

Just sell sancho n move on

[sacred summit]

not in the plans

[split walrus]

And loan an LB

[sacred summit]

and finally ugarte here we go right?

[stray flicker]

Swap deal with Juve for Chiesa?

[split walrus]

yes

[sacred summit]

finally man

[split walrus]

We aren’t considering it

[sacred summit]

but how much

[split walrus]

42+8m£

[sacred summit]

so much cheaper than 70 🤣

[split walrus]

Oh that was 70m€ bro

That way we got it done in 50+10

[sacred summit]

oh

[split walrus]

Just tell sancho to cut his wages and move to juve on a permanent transfer

This guy is so hard to deal with

[high zealot]

Yeah plus a cheeky £20m from Juve

[vocal monolith]

Fabrizio looks have new employers

2 mistakes today

[muted herald]

NOOO

NOOOO

NOOOOO

[split walrus]

Its okay

30m pure profit on last year of contract

[high zealot]

£30m for an academy player is a class deal

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828487160904765628?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Liverpool and Juventus are in direct contact for Federico Chiesa deal.

Negotiations are ongoing and deal is on, as exclusively revealed yesterday.

Talks taking place with both player side on salary and club side on fee around €15m.

Deal absolutely ON since yesterday.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 5:38 PM

[split walrus]

Perfect. Sell chiesa and buy sancho on permanent transfer and tell the fifa merchant to cut his wages

[ocean sun]

It's over for Liverpool

[high zealot]

Or Juve give us a cheeky £20m + chiesa for sancho and he’s all theirs

[split walrus]

Wages still an issue

[ocean sun]

He's not a player that i hate. But since he's joining Liverpool I'll have to create an agenda

[violet ibex]

I really hope this is false because they're gonna turn a 8-9/10 window into a 5-6/10 one

getting sterling would be absolute stupidity

this window so far made us think we're going in the right direction

getting sterling would make it look that it's all for naught and they're actually clueless

[grim moon]

Snuck in Guiu like we wouldn’t notice

[shell bobcat]

It looks odd to see mcterminator in a blue kit

[split walrus]

Frrrr

[shell bobcat]

If somehow we can't sell Sancho it will be a mess

[split walrus]

Lmao

He ll not play any game entire season

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1828490797949325573?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | Dan Ashworth is 'particularly enthusiastic' about the potential swap deal involving Jadon Sancho and Raheem Sterling. [@TimesSport]

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 5:52 PM

@untold sandal

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-spongebob-squarepants-gif-13191010122088454973

[untold sandal]

Ashworth.

What is wrong woth u.

Yknow what I'm hoping

I'm hoping we are doing this to pressure juve to give more favourable terms for sancho

[split walrus]

If it happens. Only reason he’s doing it is to replace sancho with “whoever was available”

They dont want sancho in the club

Its just they could have found better than sterling

[jolly glade]

Sterling isn’t amazing, especially as of recent at Chelsea but I feel he’s not terrible

I feel for all the media targeting he gets

[stone vine]

Imho the window is a 7 max right now. If players turn out good. Too many question marks over most the signings. Still high fees really (when judged in current window) wages are better. He would bring it down. For me it’s same old mistakes. We’ve sold badly. We’ve bought players we don’t really need (especially with outgoings) and we are left with our biggest need (a striker) still there. Signing Sterling would underline that it’s same old same old. de Ligt is a transfer we’ve chased for years and got him after two less then stellar spells elsewhere. Maz is a decent signing but hardly headline. Ugarte is potentially massive but again there wasn’t a queue for him and zirkzee was a luxury signing in a position we had depth. Winger/behind striker….. he has potential to be a great signing but how many windows have we said that about a similar player. The fact Ashworth is leading the Sterling deal tells me my concerns about Ashworth as true. If it leads to Chelsea signing Toney and Sancho and we get just Sterling. 😂 we’ve been done.

[ocean sun]

It seems that ugarte is not a ten hag signing. He was not keen on this deal and he insisted to keep mctominay instead. Wilcox has played a major role to get this deal done.

[stone vine]

It’s not a good sign when clubs sign players managers don’t want.

It doesn’t create the harmonious dressing room we are longing for

But at least he isn’t ex Ajax 😂

[ocean sun]

True.

I hope ugarte turns out to be one of our best players. Also he needs to impress the manager, fans and his teammates.

Just keep working hard.

I don't where this will lead to, but I'm happy we made pure profit from mctominay.

[high zealot]

Crap source

[split walrus]

If all the sterling talk is actually true. I wouldn’t be surprised if those southgate rumours were true as well

Ashworth was a major part of FA and england team

No wonder he likes southgate and sterling

[stone vine]

Imho Ashworth and his amazing knowledge and super powers were always over blown and I think we are starting to see is just another bloke going….. “yeah he would be ok” there is no logic at all to signing Sterling. Not only does it help Chelsea. It doesn’t do much for us. We would play him up top and centre in guessing…. He isn’t what we need in that role. Who knows maybe I’m wrong.

Nowt wrong with a bloke saying “yeah he would be ok” that’s what Fergie was. Fergie had an ability to then get the best 8 times out of ten out of that player

[high zealot]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828503918449463318?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 Negotiations over Jadon Sancho’s future continue.

Juventus in talks over loan deal with buy clause, United want specific conditions to be met including salary coverage.

Chelsea consider Sancho an opportunity for a swap deal. #CFC want to include Sterling, up to Man United.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 6:44 PM

[split walrus]

Dont worry. Unfortunately, you are right. He is the extreme contrast of whatever ineos has been trying to establish this summer. Going for youngsters with apparently “high” ceiling and not paying crazy wages. Sterling not only reverses this but also helps chelsea replace a 29yo with a way younger player no matter if he is lazy or what not. It doesn’t do justice to us. This feels more like a “we are ready to do whatever to offload you now that we have signed our youngsters anyway” woodward-esque kinda deal. Maybe sterling doesn’t get minutes with us but it’s more like a psychological effect that Atleast sancho is gone.

[vast jolt]

NOOOOO

JUVENTUS PLS DO SOMETHING

[high zealot]

Chelsea offering Sterling for sancho is massive red flag

They’re literally trying to offload him to us cause they know nobody else wants Sterling

[split walrus]

And we are trying to do that with sancho but they r obviously getting the better deal

[vast jolt]

Sterling is gonna be way worse

[split walrus]

I do hope juve does something for us

[vast jolt]

😭😭

[high zealot]

Yep and plus he won’t get any game time at Chelsea since they’re way too bloated in the winger position

[stray flicker]

Deal's gonna fall through for sure

Ugarte'll be our last signing

[vast jolt]

Chelsea might be doing better than us ngl

[high zealot]

Probably

[vast jolt]

Their attack is scary

[stray flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[high zealot]

I feel like sancho could force us to terminate his contract if we don’t sell him soon

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/roberto-de-zerbi-de-zerbi-rdz-brighton-can't-watch-gif-866602703849060795

Juventus has one job

Motta needs to help us out

[stray flicker]

Napoli helped us with Ugarte

Now Juve

[split walrus]

Also, i just realised Mctominay n Lukaku are back together lmao

[stone vine]

@split walrus sources seems to have been right then.

[split walrus]

Yeah.

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[violet ibex]

??????????

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[violet ibex]

so far I still see mount as our most questionable signing. if we somehow really sign sterling, it would be the new low

and would really leave a massive, massive question mark on ineos and the new guys

[split walrus]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1828511624787022323?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Liverpool working to complete signing of Federico Chiesa from Juventus before transfer window shuts. 26yo #Juve attacker available for ~€15m & #LFC proceeding. Long-term admirers of Italy int’l + discussing 4yr deal @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/C1D2jQYaNx

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 7:15 PM

Chiesa to lfc is prolly confirmed

Until we tell juve to help us swap sancho*

[violet ibex]

I really hope all these sterling talks are just smoke to push juve

[feral solar]

Liverpool Fc:
Liverpool have signed Georgian star and GK Ghiorgi Mamardashvilli, who will be loaned for his first year at Villareal. About Kostas Tsimikas now. Liverpool want to loan Tsimikas to Olympiacos. The player keen on the move. We will see in the future days if the deal goes through

Podence case, Wolves:
Daniel Podence has AGREED to sign for Olympiacos. Olympiacos are offering 6 million while wolves want 10. Podence’s contract expires next summer. Wolves will try to raise the price, but at the deadline they might be accepting the 6 mil offer

[violet ibex]

I need us to sign another georgian star

[feral solar]

BREAKING NEWS:
Eduardo Bove close on Nottingham Forest. Nottingham will loan him immediately to Olympiacos after his transfer.

[feral solar]

lfc finally signed a player

[violet ibex]

slot is very lucky to inherit an already strong squad tbh

[ocean sun]

Keep sterling and chillwell away ffs

People get me wrong when i say ten hag has been backed by the board. I'm not telling him to go and win the league immediately or at least compete for it. If he needs to keep his job safe he needs to at least get champions league football and trophy this season.

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1828548605902196877?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 BREAKING: The idea for Lazio’s defence is Victor Lindelof. [@DiMarzio] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 9:42 PM

Another potential outgoing 👀

[stone vine]

4th is and should be the only target right now. We should be further ahead but we aren’t. So we have to walk before we can run.

[split walrus]

https://x.com/rioferdy5/status/1828542706827555043?s=46

Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) on X

⏳

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 9:18 PM

I wonder why he posted this

[violet ibex]

rio is happy because nicolas gaitan and wesley sneijder are finally coming

[untold sandal]

Omg yes.

[split walrus]

I wonder why they want him when he’s injured 😂

Mayhe they think they ll get him for cheap injured and fix him there

[wintry gate]

do you ever sleep????

[untold sandal]

He's nocturnal.

[wintry gate]

YOU TOO

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-not-get-into-that-lets-not-talk-about-that-dont-ask-me-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-that-lets-not-argue-gif-13529075

[untold sandal]

:D

[split walrus]

Its 4 am :/

[untold sandal]

Bhai go to sleep

[wintry gate]

I’m one to talk, it’s 6:41am here 😂

[split walrus]

I finally got some time to binge listen to my playlists

[untold sandal]

Why u staying up so late

[untold sandal]

Never have I ever seen such contradictory statements

[split walrus]

I was pushing my notes through gpt to shorten em

[untold sandal]

(i went to sleep at 5 yesterday)

[split walrus]

Bro my sleep schedule is fkd fr

[wintry gate]

actually I just woke up

[split walrus]

So freestyle at this point

[split walrus]

Drink some water

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-drink-water-water-cat-daily-reminder-drink-water-gif-18175012770390304303

[wintry gate]

I can’t right now. my bed has me locked in

[wintry gate]

I should tell you that. you drink coke all the time

[split walrus]

Tomorrow is gonna be a nice day

Ugarte pictures

[split walrus]

Sorry ma’am

But fyi

No coke since last 5 days

[untold sandal]

Impossible. No adult wakes up voluntarily before 7am.

[wintry gate]

today like later on or tomorrow tomorrow

[split walrus]

Lmaooo

Lmaooo

Stop making me laugh

Everybody is sleeping

Today

[wintry gate]

I’m asking a legit question Shade 😂😂

[wintry gate]

I fell asleep while watching a movie hahaha maybe like for 20 minutes

[untold sandal]

CAT

[split walrus]

Fr

[split walrus]

Watch superbad

[untold sandal]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCAT

[split walrus]

Tomorrow (today)

[wintry gate]

and it’s not officially tomorrow yet because I haven’t slept sooooo

[split walrus]

Imma sleep in 15 mins

[untold sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-sleep-tight-gif-10438949629550896706

[wintry gate]

I know what you’re doing ray

[split walrus]

I went to og pfp i joined the server with

[split walrus]

What is he doing

[untold sandal]

No you dont -_-

[untold sandal]

Thats where I got u the name shade from 😂

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/roberto-de-zerbi-de-zerbi-rdz-brighton-can't-watch-gif-866602703849060795

[wintry gate]

getting me out of this channel

[night plinth]

You been clean for 5 days? Congratz buddy

[split walrus]

Lmaooo @untold sandal is this true

[split walrus]

Thanks man! 💪🏽

👀

Which coke in question

😂

[wintry gate]

I see you ray 😤 rude

[untold sandal]

Nope

[untold sandal]

I SUMMONED YU

IT WORKED

DONT QUESTION ME SORCERY BABY

i pulled my hip

[night plinth]

Hokus pokus Ray put Steven in focus

[untold sandal]

fffffffffffffffff

[wintry gate]

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

[split walrus]

Bro the first time i talked w u, u hadn’t eaten for 2 days straight. U taking care of diet?

[untold sandal]

I DONT SIT ON A THRONE FOR SHITE

[split walrus]

I agree

[untold sandal]

I take it back this throne is so royal

[split walrus]

Nice chair ngl

Very sleek

[untold sandal]

Very

Slim Shadey

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jojo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-thumbs-up-gif-8704272925551344822

[untold sandal]

I've just had a seizure

What

[wintry gate]

I will remember this Ray

you don’t want me here just say it

[split walrus]

Have this cursed cat gif

[night plinth]

I can feel the back pain from this image

[untold sandal]

No you wont its 6am there what do you remember at 6am

[wintry gate]

goodbye ray

[night plinth]

You’d be surprise by the things she remembers

[split walrus]

R u questioning her memorising skills?

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-gif-25797108

[untold sandal]

All Im sayin is

[split walrus]

Its okay man

[untold sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[split walrus]

Its done now

[untold sandal]

mctominayyyy is out

[split walrus]

Lmao

[untold sandal]

no more mcsauce clutches

😭

[split walrus]

Switching topics

😂😂😂

[night plinth]

He had to

[untold sandal]

Ima be fr Idk wtf is going on

[wintry gate]

that’s why he’s trying to get rid of me

[untold sandal]

Someone explain to me

[night plinth]

He knew it would be his own downfall

[untold sandal]

WHY DID THIS ALL START FROM ME SAYING /SUMMON @wintry gate

WTF IS THIS PARADOX EFFECT

HELP

[night plinth]

I know someone who would roast him if he said that to you

[kind holly]

I feel a different pain

[untold sandal]

GIVE ME A SPRITE

[kind holly]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-chairshot-jeff-hardy-2001-wwf-gif-25792989

[night plinth]

Same but I was the gym

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sprite-drink-winky-winky-face-cat-gif-26717355

[wintry gate]

Rome please 😂😂😂

[night plinth]

Ban Ray

[wintry gate]

see this is why ray doesn’t want us here

we don’t talk about ‘transfers’

[untold sandal]

Its over for me

I retire

Wait no

[split walrus]

He finally got free time here in transfers and now feels confined again 😂

[night plinth]

Why are you saying Rome please? What’s up with people saying that lately? I didn’t mean me, I’m just eating popcorn

[untold sandal]

I only retire if sterling is a here we go

But this is the cherry on top

[night plinth]

If that happens I’ll cry with you

[kind holly]

we're not cool enough to talk about transfers

[split walrus]

Which ones do u prefer? Salted or caramel

[wintry gate]

that’s why he @ me in fan chat in the hopes of me migrating there

[split walrus]

Lmao fr? 😂😂😂😂

[night plinth]

Who tf puts caramel on popcorn?

[split walrus]

Dont tell me u havent tried em

[wintry gate]

I thought we’re welcome in this channel. apparently not

[split walrus]

U got to broo

[untold sandal]

Is this the average overthinkers thought process

[split walrus]

They r the shii

[untold sandal]

Because personally thats impressive

[kind holly]

poor form

[wintry gate]

we should sell ray

[night plinth]

I’m just joking. It’s not for me, however…

Ever tried Tabasco on popcorn? 🤷🏾‍♂️

[split walrus]

Goated stuff fr

[kind holly]

we're not welcome in their cubby house

[untold sandal]

@night plinth wheres the overthinking medicine

I think she needs some

[kind holly]

I agree. exiled

[night plinth]

Sell him? Why would we trouble other clubs for that?

[untold sandal]

Torture.

[split walrus]

Gets too spicy :/

[untold sandal]

To torture the shite out of those clubs.

[wintry gate]

I’ll take a pack of gum for ray

[untold sandal]

Alright off I go to the factory

[night plinth]

Ray don’t @ me in this I’m not violent but I’d rather roast you for my own personal health irl 🤣

[untold sandal]

Uhhh @rome

haha never did it

[night plinth]

No way you just did a

[split walrus]

Stop doxxing me dude

[night plinth]

Okay that’s it. Back to hating on Sterling as a signing

[wintry gate]

you @ Rome asking him for overthinking medicine while he’s in my DMs overthinking with me. we are not the same

[untold sandal]

😭

[untold sandal]

No rome overthinks with trinitis more than u

[night plinth]

That’s just because you wanna talk with the ma’am, it ain’t even because of me

[wintry gate]

you can’t save yourself from this ray. you’re officially blocked 💕

[wintry gate]

well…

[kind holly]

imagine joking about overthinking

[night plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-nba-okc-thunder-what-huh-gif-5070054

[untold sandal]

I'm blocked for summoning Baby

What is this

[kind holly]

how edgy

[night plinth]

That seems like overthinking

[untold sandal]

I forgot english now

Oh nevermind

[wintry gate]

thanks for the warm welcome @split walrus but I’m out of here

[untold sandal]

wtf is even going on

🤣 🤣

[split walrus]

Do remember ray tagging u in fan chat

I wont forget as well

https://tenor.com/view/harvelein-squidward-rubs-nose-nose-reads-gif-17791316621464500987

[untold sandal]

Why have I been exiled for saying /summon @wintry gate

I'm so confused

[kind holly]

you just did it again!!!

never learn

[untold sandal]

But here

She is welcome here

Smh

[wintry gate]

oh am I?

[night plinth]

You of all people asking that is like a child being mad after breaking his own sandcastle

[split walrus]

Do me a favour and take my advice. Stick to lindelof transfer and ultimate team cards

[untold sandal]

BECAUSE THIS SPIRALLED FROM ME SAYING SUMMON BABY ROME 😭 😭

[night plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/bdg-violation-gif-21953142

[wintry gate]

nah Rome Ernie we should stick to fan chat. they only talk ball here

we’re not allowed

[untold sandal]

Hmm nah

[night plinth]

Brother you said overthinking medicine

[kind holly]

yeah we don't know ball so we can't talk here

[night plinth]

I like the basement more

[split walrus]

Imma head out n sleep as well! Goodnight guys 😆

[untold sandal]

Haishduhdidhsihsidhisjdiiwjisj

[wintry gate]

0 ball knowledge. we’re just here for the giggles

[untold sandal]

Dont leave me here

[kind holly]

actually is your trunk available?

[wintry gate]

goodnight shade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕

[night plinth]

Always for you

[kind holly]

yesss ❤️

[split walrus]

Rome ll take good care of u. Dont worry about it

[untold sandal]

I said dont leave me here shade

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-i-hear-you-smile-listen-the-simpsons-gif-9476327

[untold sandal]

DONT LEAVE ME HERE SHADE

[wintry gate]

never forget

[split walrus]

Calm down. Ur uncomfortable chair is making u do weird things

[split walrus]

so disrespectful

What is this ray

Is she a pokemon or what

[untold sandal]

Damn thats a ban worthy one

[split walrus]

Will show it to yoochun tomorrow

He ll take care of the timeout

[wintry gate]

we’re out. y’all can continue with the transfer talk now

sorry we bothered yall

[untold sandal]

Its oki

U are welcome

:D

[split walrus]

See. This is what u did ray

[untold sandal]

🦅🦅🦅

[split walrus]

Damn! Reverse psychology

😂😂😂😂

Stop unsending

It was funny

[night plinth]

You sound like a dad and I’m pretty sure I’m older than you… this makes me very confused 🤣

[untold sandal]

He's just a typical indian. Nothing to worry about

[night plinth]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[untold sandal]

I will dropkick you into the river nile

[split walrus]

U r half indian as well dont forget 😝

[untold sandal]

Shhhhhhhh

[split walrus]

I prefer an ocean

[untold sandal]

I'm a pokemon, remember? Whats an indian?

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cutie-gif-22578291

[untold sandal]

I prefer squirtle

[split walrus]

I prefer ben 10 bro we arent same

https://tenor.com/view/heatblast-ben10-punch-gif-22484946

[untold sandal]

BEN 10 MF I LOVE U

[split walrus]

U can show ur love tomorrow

Lemme sleep

Take care. Ugarte signing pics tomorrow

[untold sandal]

dont leave me here murph..

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-we’ll-be-there-pep-guardiola-football-gif-4952949580121807344

[untold sandal]

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MURPH

[split walrus]

Too late

[night plinth]

Half blood

[untold sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/space-sad-crying-dont-leave-me-gif-13750950

[untold sandal]

Half-older than you. Impossible

[golden hamlet]

Looks like we have to settle with Chido & Kai as striker options!!!

[untold sandal]

Kai?

[golden hamlet]

Kai Rooney!!!

[split walrus]

Still far bro

Give it 2 years minimum

Chido might come before him

Cause he is physically built better than the guys of his age

[golden hamlet]

Hugill scores goals but I am not sure he will be given a chance also our midfielder Gore!!!

[split walrus]

Lets see what we do with hugill next summer. We might sell him you know

Out of every deal this summer, my personal favourite was Mejbri getting sold for 9.5m lmao

[golden hamlet]

We bought him for 5€m

[gusty dagger]

TRANSFER MAESTRO

[limber chasm]

I am genuinely getting worried as the talks between chelsea and manu are getting serious for a swap between sterling and sancho . 😭

[flat hedge]

😭

[shell bobcat]

Even barcelona started cooking

Ten hag do something dawg

[split walrus]

3 games 3 wins

Although one of their youngsters got a long term injury yesterday

[split walrus]

He is here

[violet ibex]

tell him to injure salah gakpo jota on his way to the hotel

[golden hamlet]

Vamos coño!!!

[grim moon]

Looks like he wants to tackle the cameraman already. Blud is so going to tackle everything on sight

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/leah-zakrzewski-leah-zakrzewski-football-soccer-gif-8350290222891395075

[slow hearth]

Outbox it trinitis

[split walrus]

Predictions for lfc match? 😋

[violet ibex]

ugarte on his way to tackle ten hag like kolo toure tackled wenger

[violet ibex]

casemiro start, play like shite, and then our fanbase got mad at ten hag for not starting ugarte immediately

[split walrus]

Hahahaha

I can expect that

[violet ibex]

rashford start, not doing anything, but fanbase is right to get mad with this one tho

[slow hearth]

If we had pretty scorers and very nice gk I would say United 3-1

[split walrus]

We have a gk

Put some respect on onana’s name fr

[slow hearth]

I don't think so

[slow hearth]

I don't have strength for that. Untill he proves that.

[grim moon]

This is the longer term for “If we had a better team” lol

[slow hearth]

Maybe thats what you think but u are still entitled to your op 😁

[violet ibex]

if we've signed ugarte at pre-season and had kvara and a proper striker I'd say 3-1 😂

[split walrus]

Apparently sancho is open for a juve move

Swap chiesa instead of sterling

Rattle scousers as well

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-varga-ignacio-nacho-better-call-saul-bcs-gif-25872837

[grim moon]

We’re def desperate to sell Sancho soon

If we’re stuck with him after the window ends….uh…..

[split walrus]

Yeah, thats clear

[split walrus]

Lmaoooo

Hilarious scenes

He wont see the bench till December

N go out on loan in jan

[violet ibex]

I still prefer us to just sign nobody instead of chiesa/sterling, but if I reaaaally have to choose then yes

just please steer away from sterling

[grim moon]

I really don’t want Sterling either

He’s done man, it’s over

[split walrus]

Ashworth is friends w sterling

Cause of england job

[grim moon]

no

He could be Ashworth’s son and it’s still a no

just no

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_NQ2MWoF6B/?igsh=b202b2ZuOXlpN2tz

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manuel Ugarte’s medical tests have started, he’s already in Manchester 🔴🩺

Documents being exchanged today between PSG and Manchester United to complete the Ugarte’s transfer.

Contract until June 2029, €50m fee + €10m add-ons with sell-on clause up to 10% agreed for future sale.

Ugarte, landed in Manchester last night as planned… a...

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[split walrus]

Nice

We can expect an announcement today

[golden hamlet]

❗️Federico Chiesa agent had a meeting with Cristiano Giuntoli it is now all but confirmed he will leave.

Barcelona is his preferred move.

[feral solar]

Babys cards incoming

[feral solar]

Brokelona

hes coming to us with a sancho swap trust me

[split walrus]

Wwwhaaaaa

[golden hamlet]

LFC rejected again

[split walrus]

Whats the source bro

Tea n biscuits is here with his daily news

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-break-coffee-food-yummy-steamy-coffee-gif-17921903

[golden hamlet]

Also david ornstein says he is off to LFC

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1828511624787022323?s=46&t=k4aoJ36sFPe3OjjjJrA0lQ

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) в X

🚨 Liverpool working to complete signing of Federico Chiesa from Juventus before transfer window shuts. 26yo #Juve attacker available for ~€15m & #LFC proceeding. Long-term admirers of Italy int’l + discussing 4yr deal @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/C1D2jQYaNx

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 7:15 PM

[raven cargo]

Manchester United, Chelsea and Newcastle United are all weighing up late plays to sign Everton striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin ahead of Friday's transfer deadline. (Football Insider)

Juventus are awaiting a response from Man Utd regarding their offer to take Jadon Sancho on loan, with the Italian side needing part of the winger's hefty wage packet covered by his parent club for a deal to go through. (Nicolo Schira)

Beyond Juventus and Chelsea, German sides Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund are potential destinations for Sancho. (talkSPORT)

[split walrus]

Believe this

[golden hamlet]

Yea David is OG

[split walrus]

Ornstein is most reliable this summer

[golden hamlet]

Dave and Fab are the Elite!!!

[raven cargo]

15m for Chiesa is actually ridiculous

[split walrus]

Hoping sancho goes to juve

[golden hamlet]

Agree, it’s a steal if he stays fit

[split walrus]

In a good way?

[raven cargo]

He can go to hashtag United for all I care

[raven cargo]

Yh

[split walrus]

Bro him going to chelsea mean we get sterling

We “do not” want sterling here

[raven cargo]

Definitely not

[violet ibex]

if we really sign sterling I'd be so mad

[split walrus]

5/10 window then

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_NTI00tYtD/?igsh=MTZoaWJmMGZvNTIzbQ==

manchesterunited

We wish Hannibal the best of luck, as he departs United for Burnley on a permanent transfer ❤️

#MUFC #ManUtd #Hannibal

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[vocal monolith]

Lets hope thid doesn't happen

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1828584328592531857?t=ZxKuLX89lKZU02HrHBJjIA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🇳🇬 Direct talks between Chelsea and Victor Osimhen’s camp to continue on Wednesday.

Al Ahli proposal remains valid on table but will only be activated if Chelsea can’t agree on terms with Osimhen.

⚠️ Sancho, separate story as #CFC see that possible if Man Utd want Sterling.

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 12:04 AM

[shell bobcat]

Zidane linked to Al Nassr, football is truly finished

[vocal monolith]

Chelsea have an very good team

[shell bobcat]

Osimhen is miles better than Jackson tho

[vocal monolith]

That's what im saying . They need an good finisher

4th place for us will be very hard this season

[split walrus]

He shouldn’t move to chelsea

Chelsea ll get very strong ngl

With osimhen

[shell bobcat]

If we lose this saturday ten hag will be under more pressure

[violet ibex]

we'll be quite likely to lose i think

[split walrus]

I dont have a good feeling about lfc match

[vocal monolith]

Why not , he would get good payments , it's a top club.
I wish that we have him

[shell bobcat]

4-0 incoming bro🙂 get ready to be bantered

[split walrus]

That’s exactly why he shouldn’t move 😂 chelsea ll become stronger tha us

[shell bobcat]

Luckily none of my friends are Liverpool fans

[golden hamlet]

We are still not there yet but as long as we play well, I remember LFC and mc used to get battered in away games at their peak,

[violet ibex]

even during fergie years we sometimes got battered at anfield 😔

riise's screamer gave me nightmares

[split walrus]

I shouldn’t say this idk but i feel ole d have done better than ten hag if ineos was with him then

[shell bobcat]

100%

[golden hamlet]

Yes those effers would always play as possessed against us

[shell bobcat]

I feel like ten hag has gotten overconfident lately

[split walrus]

I back ten hag 100% but just an observation cause ole overperformed w the squad he had

[shell bobcat]

He was good for his first season

[split walrus]

Dont forget rashford scored alot then

[violet ibex]

nah I love ole with all my heart but ole needs an assistant to actually make the tactics

[split walrus]

Maybe thats what he is trying to do

[shell bobcat]

And we didn't had an injury spree

[split walrus]

Ya

[violet ibex]

ten hag has a clearer idea of the football he wants to play

ole was vibes and pray

[shell bobcat]

He should not rely on a single player to carry his team, that will lead him to getting sacked

[split walrus]

Vibes got us to europa final 😂

[violet ibex]

we need the good vibes back

[shell bobcat]

Ten hag been looking the same lately

[split walrus]

Hire lingard back. Rashford’s best friend 😂

[shell bobcat]

Just luck and pray

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-united-club-de-football-jesse-lingard-premiere-ligue-marcus-rashford-gif-12469515

[violet ibex]

the opposite actually, we've been very unlucky

[shell bobcat]

Korean language merchant

[violet ibex]

if anything we need some luck merchant like chicha

[split walrus]

If garna scored against brighton. And it ended on a draw. No one d have reacted like they have 😂

[violet ibex]

yea it was very unlucky

[shell bobcat]

No I mean in terms of lineup, he starts the same lineup when the team performs good or wins by a goal to mid table teams, and when the lineup plays against well balanced teams they crumble

[gusty dagger]

Just 2 more Trash, Sancho and Rashford then United will be cleaned

[violet ibex]

oh I agree with this, he needs to get better with his starting XI selections

[golden hamlet]

Ten Haag, Ralf need Media training, they are too open book and need some filter, sir Alex played that game very well.

Ten Haag wants to shut all the fingers which were raised last year, I could sense that in his replies and trying to put people in their place.

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1828723589354291263?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Manchester United have held initial talks over a late deal for Ivan Toney, but securing a move to Chelsea remains the forward’s priority ahead of Friday’s transfer deadline. #MUFC [@standardsport]

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 9:17 AM

Tier 3 news

[split walrus]

Everything ll get better once he finds guts to bench rashford

[violet ibex]

"1 more trash"

[split walrus]

Look at how maresca is dealing w it in press

He has said it alot of times now that he ll play players who perform

[gusty dagger]

He has Passion for the badge, he has potential if he trains well

[golden hamlet]

Hannibal to Burnley is good for him stays closer to home and also he can improve

[violet ibex]

I agree tho, at the very least he's very passionate and works hard

[gusty dagger]

Needs proper coaching, hopefully Ruud can bring the best out of him.

[split walrus]

Ten hag is just afraid of falling out with rashford and repeating the sancho situation

[split walrus]

And i fear rashford has already sensed this

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-manu-manchester-united-manchester-united-gif-26638835

[violet ibex]

yea I think ten hag might be traumatized with those sulking primadonnas in ronaldo and sancho and now it clouds his judgment and is afraid to bench rashford

[golden hamlet]

That Barcelona goal is worth his transfer money

Like Torres 50m goal against them lot

[violet ibex]

this is the attitude I want to see of our players

hopefully antony can somehow be good, tho I'm not holding my breath on it

I'll take my chances and start antony at LW rather than rashford for pool tbh

he's too one dimensional at RW

[gusty dagger]

We play terrible and lose Eth:" We played really well"

Rashford drops another stinker:" He's an excellent player he played well I believe in him"

Signs 90% of his Ajax player: "We can never play like Ajax"

Badly needs to stop lying in Press

[split walrus]

Ten hag also needs to do better in post match interviews

I feel like he ends up giving the wrong message even when it’s not his intentions

Like he obviously wants to win but ends up saying we were close to a draw which gives a wrong image of mentality

[golden hamlet]

Absolutely! 💯

[violet ibex]

I'd argue that most fans are overreacting to his interviews imo

just like when he said "maguire will still be the captain when he plays"

I saw a TON of fans crying hysterically and called him names

only for him to almost never play maguire at all for a long, long time 😂

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1828736784508891311?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 JUST IN:

Juventus will make a first official loan offer for Jadon Sancho in these hours. Part of the player’s salary would be covered by Manchester United, who are asking for a high loan fee. #MUFC [@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 10:10 AM

[gusty dagger]

Make it Happen

Chiesa🇮🇹 to United
Sancho🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to Juventus
No Wan🇰🇷 to Liverpool

[golden hamlet]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828738394622497157?s=46&t=k4aoJ36sFPe3OjjjJrA0lQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 The agreement between Federico Chiesa and Liverpool on personal terms is almost done! Final details being sorted today.

Four year contract ready after initial talks exclusively revealed on Monday.

Juventus and Liverpool in direct talks to reach an agreement on fee.

⏳🇮🇹

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 10:16 AM

No more delulu

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-panther-chill-sad-chillin-vibes-gif-15729757

[viral garnet]

damnit

i wouldn't have minded sancho for him swap

[shell bobcat]

Barca fans robbed of another transfer

https://tenor.com/view/laporta-gif-26317925

[violet ibex]

barca can go ahead and rob sterling from us 🙏

come on deco assert your dominance

[shell bobcat]

Sancho Yamal swap 🙏🏻

[violet ibex]

I'll even add rashford as a bonus

[shell bobcat]

Also add Lindelof

3 in 1

What a good deal

[violet ibex]

fantastic deal

[shell bobcat]

Barca fans would be happy

[violet ibex]

very very happy, ecstatic even

huge W

[shell bobcat]

Their next busquets got injured yesterday

[violet ibex]

hmm, they can get casemiro from us just for 50m

[golden hamlet]

I want Sir Bobby Endrick!!!

[split walrus]

@untold sandal look what i packed

[untold sandal]

bruh

where

is

my

luck

thats one of the best lw's in the game asjdidh

[split walrus]

Daily picks are ending tomorrow. I swapped 99 hojlund for 500

And did top 500 from extra time

Got him as a choice to choose from

Tradable 😂

[untold sandal]

Bruhhh

Rank him up some and sell him fr

[split walrus]

Should i sell him

Ya

Antony goat should i get?

😂😂

Utots

[untold sandal]

He doesnt have a utots

He only has a base gold card 😭

I made the fake tots fards lol

[split walrus]

I can make instant 100k

[untold sandal]

100m actually

[split walrus]

My bad

100m 😂

[prime rock]

thats a good pick

the best i got was ucl final 99 bellingham

[untold sandal]

best ive gotten is fkin 98 moments morata bro 😭

and he sucks

like 30m value

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828760390320189550?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Federico Chiesa to Liverpool, here we go! Agreement done for €13m initial fee with add-ons.

Four year contract for Chiesa as new Liverpool player, set to fly later today.

Chiesa accepted Liverpool immediately. Deal DONE.

Exclusive story confirmed. 🔐🇮🇹

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 11:43 AM

@split walrus ^

[gusty dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/fml-sylvester-cat-annoyed-head-bang-gif-16916154

But wait, This means Sancho to Juve not Che right?

[split walrus]

Lmao

[untold sandal]

No clue at this point

But chiesa swap is dead now

Eh now I pray on chiesas injury downfall

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wallahi-im-finished-gif-6052476492152637364

[untold sandal]

Once again tho, why tf are liverpool signing a LW??

A GK and a LW?? Those are like the positions with the least strengthening needed for them

[gusty dagger]

falling down from plane stairs while Landing would be great 😂

[untold sandal]

Gakpo and luis diaz are plenty

[violet ibex]

well well well

sell rashford to saudi and get gakpo

🤣

[untold sandal]

Lowkey gakpo would cook

[untold sandal]

Cuz we wouldnt play him as a ST like AHEM AHEM some clowns would

[violet ibex]

please make it happen

[gusty dagger]

eth will use him at worse position 😂

[untold sandal]

Now I'm a bit bummed I cant make jokes about liverpool not making signings anymore

But I can still take the piss because their signings make no sense to me

They need a DM and CBs, why tf do u sign a GK and a LW??

[violet ibex]

maybe they're signing chiesa to use him as a CB 🤣

[stray flicker]

LiveScore notification, how trustworthy is the source?

[violet ibex]

hopefully they're just talking out of their arse

[untold sandal]

🤣

[split walrus]

Really hoping juve pay up for sancho now

[split walrus]

Everything but a CDM

[untold sandal]

Everything but a CDM & CB

Forget getting a cb, they sold van den berg or whatever his name is too

[split walrus]

And 3 of their superstars have started the last year of contract

Trent vvd salah

Ngl 13m is a steal for chiesa

[untold sandal]

Trents off to Madrid, I think vvd will go to a lower league club that is basically a retirement home, and Salah will be off to saudi

[untold sandal]

Yea

[split walrus]

Solid in the box when fit

Right now, Juventus are all about signing Jadon Sancho.

"Very HOT hours." [@DiMarzio]

[violet ibex]

can see vvd and salah both going to saudi/usa

[split walrus]

And trent to madrid

[violet ibex]

yeah

[untold sandal]

How much did we say again?

€40m?

[split walrus]

We value him at 40 yes

But it could be sm like 30+5

[untold sandal]

Uh, so on second thought about sterling

What the fu

[split walrus]

Obv bro. Don’t believe it but

His work rate has fallen

Even if he “can” do this

[raven cargo]

Chiesa to pool for 13m wtf

[split walrus]

On paper rashford is lethal as well

But only we know what happens during the match

[raven cargo]

On the pitch he's a bum

[untold sandal]

Dont matter I'm still not having sterling

Never

[raven cargo]

Here here

[split walrus]

This was the case though

We prolly used the sterling swap to push juve

And made concrete rumours of it

[shell bobcat]

Some saying Juventus wants Sancho now

[untold sandal]

Agreed

[untold sandal]

They do

Sancho is their last objective for this window

[shell bobcat]

And also we want to get chillwell 💀

I hope that's not true

[shell bobcat]

Hope they get him

[split walrus]

Dimarzio

Tier one from italy

[shell bobcat]

Yes him