Transfer Talk

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827092032835236007?t=5wApaZg3FQ7FZyAxk1hMng&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Manchester United have received €25m proposal for Scott McTominay but still not enough to proceed.

Man United always asked for fee in excess of €30m to sell McTominay.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 9:14 PM

[split walrus]

We should take 25 n run

😂

[vocal monolith]

I think Rabiot will come in case Scott leave

[split walrus]

Rabiot 💀

We might get an LB w that money

Thats a possibility

[sacred summit]

yo shade any new news on ugarte @split walrus

[split walrus]

Nothing on ugarte bro but sancho n Mctominay might be leaving

[sacred summit]

yeah heard about that

[split walrus]

Juve strong interest for sancho. They want a loan with buy obligation

[sacred summit]

let them have that dump

[split walrus]

We value sancho at 40m which isnt the issue for them

[sacred summit]

that just keeps making problems

[split walrus]

They cant seem to pay his wages

220k a week

💀

[sacred summit]

hes so fat

[split walrus]

Sancho d have to cut some wages

[sacred summit]

he eats all the money bro

like 220 a week

i aint never getting that

[split walrus]

Ugarte is 100% close as well! Psg is trying to make it hard for no reason. Ugarte was out of training today as well for the game

Not a part of the squad

[sacred summit]

yesss

finally

wait what about de jong

did we pull out

please say ues

[split walrus]

2 straight weeks ugarte out of squad

[split walrus]

We were never in

[sacred summit]

ok thats good

he also eats money bro

[split walrus]

Rn we are workout on ugarte, sancho and Mctominay

Got a great young CDM yesterday for academy

17 years old

[sacred summit]

yeah but its the first tike i heard bout him

i saw kone

[split walrus]

Yes kone

[sacred summit]

and thought it was the monchengladbach kid

[split walrus]

Eriksen is in the market as well

We want ajax to buy him

[sacred summit]

hes okd

old

[split walrus]

But i dont see it happening tbh

He ll leave on a free

[sacred summit]

his career is over

[split walrus]

Lindelof has injured himself

And is out of options

[sacred summit]

🤣

[grim moon]

£25M maybe, €25M? Lol

[sacred summit]

what did he bite himself

[split walrus]

Fulham was giving 23 man 😂

[split walrus]

Threw himself down the stairs

[sacred summit]

even better

[split walrus]

😂

He ll also leave on a free next summer

[sacred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/slb-slbenfica-benfica-glorioso-golo-gif-8924369

[sacred summit]

wait is this him?

[split walrus]

Scott McTominay to Napoli is "moving forward". There was a meeting in the last two hours, and McTominay has given them priority. [@AlfredoPedulla]

Yes

😂

[split walrus]

Thats what he has done w us as well

[grim moon]

Just took a peek at #┃💬・fan-chat and uh….

[untold sandal]

Is this a credible source?

[untold sandal]

Man why didnt we take the 25m

[split walrus]

We havent rejected it dont worry

[untold sandal]

I get ineos are trying to make a profit but literally nobody else but napoli want mct anymore

[untold sandal]

Ah mb sry

[split walrus]

No

[untold sandal]

Thats okay then

[untold sandal]

Alr

[split walrus]

And fab posted it now

Napoli 25m

[untold sandal]

If they are firm on 25m, we should try push for 5m in addons too

[split walrus]

#1247191679363059712 message

[untold sandal]

Seems like a reasonable negotiation

[untold sandal]

Yep I saw that

[split walrus]

I consider Mctominay sold

[untold sandal]

Ehh I dont?? Idk the mct saga has been really confusing. He was on his way to fulham and then wasnt? And I dont really understand whats going on w napoli rn

[split walrus]

So

Napoli was waiting to buy lukaku before pushing for another deal. Which is now done.

Everybody thought they d bid for Mctominay after selling osimhen but turns out this is not the case and they can buy him without selling osimhen

So their bid is solid

Now if we can take it to 30

That d be perfect

[untold sandal]

Wait lukaku is done?

[split walrus]

Yes

Lukaku is a napoli player now

[untold sandal]

Oh shite it is lol

[untold sandal]

So surely lots of osimhen activity in the next few days..

Yknow it would not be too shabby if we snatch him up for cheap last minute hehheehhehehehe

[split walrus]

Hoping anyone but chelsea

[split walrus]

No money

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[untold sandal]

Why tf would chelsea even want him

[split walrus]

Jackson is mid

Guiu is mid

No striker

[untold sandal]

Pedro Neto, Michael Jackson, Guiu, Felix

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[untold sandal]

Yea idk wtf they want

But at the same time

PSG is also ass because they would put a stupid release clause

[split walrus]

Lets see

[untold sandal]

And keep him in prison

[split walrus]

Hoping we sell both sancho n Mctominay

And bring an LB

Even though none available

Wish we got kadioglu

[untold sandal]

Yep

[untold sandal]

Yeah, but brighton were too fast

And fulham took the piss

[split walrus]

We never tried tbh

[untold sandal]

If fulham took our offer quicker

We couldve tried

[untold sandal]

True

Now its just a loan on the table right?

For a LB

Since ugarte is pretty much done

[split walrus]

We should take 25 on mct n move

25m profit on psr

Last yr of contract

Golden opportunity

[untold sandal]

Agreed, try push for 25+5 in addons

That makes most sense imo

[stray flicker]

Boo

Spooks

[untold sandal]

Cool

[untold sandal]

Oof

I shat ma pants

[stray flicker]

Nice

[placid reef]

@split walrus thoughts on Ugarte?

[grim moon]

Roy Keane

[untold sandal]

He has good thoughts.

[flat hedge]

GREENWOOD FROM ENGLAND TO JAMAICA SOON, HERE WE GO

LUKAKU TO NAPOLI, HERE WE GO WHAT A TRAITOR

[split walrus]

What a reply

[split walrus]

I’ve good thoughts bro

[wintry gate]

what happened to Ray why’s he suddenly funny

[split walrus]

Ikr! 😂

Pokemon evolution

[wintry gate]

the character development is insane 😂 his messages actually make me laugh for real

[split walrus]

Fr 😂

[unique marsh]

Clement Lenglet has already accepted Barça proposal to extend his contract until June 2027 and he's in Madrid today for medical tests.

Atlético Madrid closed the deal on loan, no buy option; as revealed yesterday.

Rabrizio Fomano

[violet ibex]

baby suddenly appeared just to bully ray 🤣

[wintry gate]

excuse me Kobbie. that was a compliment

[raven cargo]

Juventus are reported to have opened talks with Manchester United regarding a possible transfer for Jadon Sancho, but reaching an overall agreement is expected to be difficult. (The Athletic)

Napoli are exploring a deal for Scott McTominay that could take the form of a loan with obligation to buy. (Dharmesh Sheth)

[split walrus]

Antonio Conte wants Mctominay"at all costs". [@AlfredoPedulla]

I think what’s happening here is we can sell him at 25M obviously but club wants to change the culture here as well by sticking at valuation

Mctominay is a Scotland Starter and I dont mind us pushing to get a price on him

But considering its last yr, anything is a profit

[high tinsel]

agreed but napoli dont want to send an price above 25 mil ig? United want atleast 30 million tho

[unique marsh]

25+5 performance bonus might be

[split walrus]

Yea

[split walrus]

United would rather KEEP Sancho than let him leave on loan without significant financial benefit!

[@TheAthleticFC]

😔

[grim moon]

I smell cap

No way we would rather keep Sancho when he didn’t get chosen for the bench over Antony lmao

[split walrus]

I do believe juve somehow might be able to pay his wages

They had rabiot on a payroll lmao

[jolly glade]

Probably the one club in Italy that could right now

[outer lynx]

Couldn't agree more with United. No freaking way we're also the one who has to pay his salary while Juventus only loan him without spending shits. Those 40 mils obligations will be ours next year and sure as heck Juve will try to dissuade it 🤣

[split walrus]

Hoping we sell him anyhow

[outer lynx]

The problem with this deal is his wage is way too much for Juve and no sign of him wanting to cut his wage

[split walrus]

I am aware

Sancho d need to get a paycut

Woodward disasterclass yet again

[outer lynx]

No idea why Glazers hired that clown in the past 🤣

[split walrus]

Cause he was a “yes” guy for them and helped them make bank

[outer lynx]

While the team is in disaster 😂

[violet ibex]

because glazers are also clowns

and they don't care about the team

if anything they saw it as "look, this team is not doing well but we're still making $$$, this club is such a failproof investment"

[untold sandal]

what in the pokemon go is happening here

[outer lynx]

He could just say "depends on the offer. Any good offer, we sell him. No offer, he's on the bench" 🤣

[grim moon]

Welp

[flat hedge]

LENGLET TO ATLETICO MADRID, HERE WE GO

that’s 💩 icl

[unique marsh]

rate this ig

[unique marsh]

if your club is barcelona then best news itw

[unique marsh]

@split walrus

[split walrus]

Mid

Jk

Its great

[flat hedge]

for sure good news

[split walrus]

Wait for the matches to happen

U ll cook

[unique marsh]

is there no fpl of man u?

like league

[split walrus]

There is

Fantasy united

[unique marsh]

how to join?

[split walrus]

Check #1268861851698200670

[split walrus]

U d have to buy cards n trade

Through xtz

Kind of crypto

Or u can buy card packs

3gbp for 7 cards

[unique marsh]

ohh lol

i wanted from epl's

aint gonna get involved in fpl after drowning 100 of $

[split walrus]

The fantasy united one is done on official united’s collectible website

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827352235568746732?t=12l9L1XNHjBN9xNBzizHRw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Francisco Conceição to Juventus, here we go! Deal done with FC Porto on loan.

NO buy option included as Porto will receive €7m for loan plus €3m add-ons.

Conceição will be in Italy on Sunday for medical tests.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 2:28 PM

So Sancho ain't going Juve

[split walrus]

The hell

Juve sold us dreams

Wait bro

Its a loan

Sancho still possible

But hard

Why d they try n get more than one

[shell bobcat]

Nah bro they won't get him

[split walrus]

Ya

[shell bobcat]

Conceciao is also a right winger

[split walrus]

We r stuck w this bum

He can warm the bench np

[shell bobcat]

🥲

I just want ugarte deal done

[split walrus]

Literally saw sancho was advancing

And suddenly this

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-vic-gif-17292434959899938741

[shell bobcat]

Maybe because of the price

We need PSG to come through

But that's less likely

[split walrus]

No chance they ll get sancho

Everybody in europe knows sancho is a fraud

Even his beloved yellowblack didnt come for him

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1827341008943669720?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Negotiations for Jadon Sancho are expected to continue in the next days as this is main reason why he wasn’t in the squad.

Juventus on the verge of signing Nico González does not change their plan to bring in two wingers.

Sancho and Conceição remain on Juve shortlist.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 1:43 PM

@shell bobcat

They want 2

Oh wait

I think they chose conceicao and nico

[shell bobcat]

Yeah

[split walrus]

Nvm

[shell bobcat]

That was before the announcement

It's over bro

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-cat-cat-cry-cat-cry-gif-18340701370131332749

So many deals getting done today

Fabrizio been popping

[ocean sun]

Blame on the manager today

[split walrus]

Fr

[flat hedge]

that’s cold holy

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1827370468073963925?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵🔴 OFFICIAL: Dani Olmo has still not been registered by Barcelona and he won’t be available vs Athletic.

Two games in a row not in the squad for Olmo.

Barça expect to formally complete Lenglet, Faye and Vitor Roque exits.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 3:40 PM

What is this club man

@unique marsh

[unique marsh]

Chapapa

Lenglet transfer happened late won't matter ig in his registration now

[split walrus]

Watch laporta send olmo back

[unique marsh]

Idrc never wanted him

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

Laporta needs to sell his house to buy him

Imagine struggling to buy a player who went from ur own academy

[feral solar]

including the grass in his back garden

[split walrus]

That too

[feral solar]

Nottingham Forest is signing willian

[unique marsh]

@split walrus damm we play better than man u

Ig that's bare minimum after today's game

[split walrus]

Fr

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827407889662607812?t=zKwwsRqPRj24qibrWhYQCQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️⚫️🇦🇷 Nico González to Juventus, here we go! Green light from the clubs to travel tonight for medical tests.

€38m package agreed with Fiorentina, long term deal for Nico who only wanted Juventus.

Nico González + Francisco Conceição, both deals are done. 🇦🇷🇵🇹

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 6:09 PM

Yeah we are stuck with Sancho now

Ggs

[ocean sun]

I don't knw what's actually wrong with him

Never know what's happening behind closed doors

[split walrus]

He has broken his foundation with the club

Manager doesn’t wanna play him

He doesn’t wanna play for the manager

And no one’s interested sadly

[ocean sun]

If rashford continues this poor form we are not gonna win games.

Drop him and play garnacho

[split walrus]

This season definitely is gonna be long

[ocean sun]

Drop Maguire also

Could have cleared that cross that lead to the first goal.

[split walrus]

@untold sandal

[untold sandal]

When you ping me I think its ugarte here we go

😭

[ocean sun]

😂 count me also in.

[split walrus]

I told u i was being realistic

[violet ibex]

I feel like by now everyone could see that rashford should be dropped 😔

[ocean sun]

Why did we all predict Brighton winning 2-1 😭😭

[untold sandal]

But we literally shouldnt have lost

[split walrus]

Except a bald man from netherlands

[violet ibex]

ten hag didn't play rashford for 90 mins this time (FINALLY) so that's an improvement but we really need to bench him

[untold sandal]

Played better. 3 offsides. And clowns dont know how to defend

BOTH GOALS they were unmarked

[split walrus]

Shouldn’t couldn’t should’ve would’ve dont work in football sadly

[split walrus]

Cause of their history w us

They dominate us every time

[ocean sun]

He has to find a way to get back his form. Ten hag is helping him so much but he's not showcasing what he can do. Things have gone messy since his breakup i guess.

[ocean sun]

That bird shat on us 😭

[violet ibex]

yeah that's his weakness, I do think we've massively improved and I won't hate on ten hag but he's not perfect and him giving his starting players too many chances is annoying

ten hag should be more ruthless, if someone plays shite then sub him out

I think rashford gave too huge an impression during his purple patch

so ten hag wanna try and get him back to that form

but rashford's general play is just way too mediocre, if he's not scoring he doesn't really contribute much

he can't bloody pass, he can't beat his man

[ocean sun]

Honestly even if I'm a manager I would love to play rashford, because he has shown that he can bag 30+ goals. But now it's past the limit. It's getting awful and the critics will not stop.

[violet ibex]

no offensive threat whatsoever

as much as we hate sancho and how lethargic he is, at the very least sancho has great passing ability and football IQ

[ocean sun]

Is it true that he had a break up with his girlfriend ?

[violet ibex]

no idea

[split walrus]

He just gives up very quick is what

He tries to get his way. if it doesn’t work, he stops midway

[split walrus]

Yes

That girl left him

And he was in a relation in 2022 season

[ocean sun]

Just sell mctominay for €25m 😭

[ocean sun]

I'll do whatever to bring her back 😭🤣

[mellow star]

Wow

That's a good signing

[split walrus]

Its over bro

[violet ibex]

even when we didn't concede, maguire let his man get a free header TWICE.
I was seething lol. like come on harry, you have no pace but you are tall and big and strong, this shite requires no pace, it only requires you to freaking JUMP and contest the header, the guy is right in front of you ffs

[split walrus]

this signing of them means 1 more year of sancho ball

[ocean sun]

@mellow star hello justy 👋🏼

[mellow star]

hola amigo, how are you?

[mellow star]

Nico Gonzalez is a great player, put a lot of sacrifice in each ball

[split walrus]

Bro 😔 they were interested in sancho is what

It wont happen now

[mellow star]

yah I know

[ocean sun]

estoy bien como estas

[split walrus]

Maybe this makes eth start de ligt more often as well with time

Our players can’t maintain consistency

Same as last szn

[flat hedge]

talk about this in fan chat lol

[split walrus]

No one talks football in fan chat

[ocean sun]

What's a fan chat ?

[split walrus]

I thought u were aware of this by now

[mellow star]

good here! happy saturday for you

[violet ibex]

I think so

[split walrus]

https://x.com/olawale2_/status/1827383778697703730?s=46

• (@olawale2_) on X

Rashford is closer to Elanga than he is to Mbappe/Vini jr

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 4:33 PM

[violet ibex]

cold hard fact

[split walrus]

His contract runs out in 2028 i think

So that makes it 4 more years

[ocean sun]

Thank you ❤️

[violet ibex]

please scam someone into buying him

[ocean sun]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[split walrus]

They wanted to see how goals are scored from set pieces

[ocean sun]

Casemiro came back running from that joao pedro position for absolute what ?

[violet ibex]

casemiro biggest criminal here. second biggest criminal was mctominay

[split walrus]

Mctominay bigger imo

[violet ibex]

zirkzee was jogging but to be fair he's a ST

[split walrus]

Thats why ugarte needs to happen asap

[ocean sun]

What's dalot and mazra doing in the same sides ?

[split walrus]

I do think eth ll sell us out against lfc as well

Slot plays quite offensive game

And we are anything but offensive

[violet ibex]

casemiro's game offended me

[ocean sun]

Arghhh can we get ugarte before the Liverpool game ?

[violet ibex]

well, ten hag was also seething with this second goal. he said that there's a lot of mistakes leading to that goal and he will have a talk

[ocean sun]

Both were silly goals to concede

But every point matters

[violet ibex]

even if we might, there might not be enough time to integrate him to the squad and start directly against pool

we've seen it several times; miscommunication between zirkzee and other players

[ocean sun]

Still would do a better job than grandpa casemiro 🤣

[violet ibex]

individual quality-wise I believe so too yeah

[ocean sun]

Zirkzee was so unfortunate

Garna also

Could have been the turnaround

[violet ibex]

yeah, I'm not blaming him for that declined goal

not really his fault

very unfortunate indeed

[split walrus]

The offside goal was no one’s fault

[violet ibex]

his lack of pace and acceleration concerns me more

[ocean sun]

Fk arsenal won

Arghhh

[violet ibex]

I honestly didn't expect zirkzee to be that slow

reminds me of berba in a way

very technical, very good on the ball, yet very slow

[split walrus]

Even banter club is winning

[flat hedge]

w

lewa 🥶

[ocean sun]

I mean he's not a goal poacher. He's a false 9.

He will do the linkup play and slowly get into the box.

[split walrus]

Berbatov’s playmaking was magnificent

[ocean sun]

But ten hag demands him to get into the box. Since it's every strikers instinct

[violet ibex]

well it's not like false 9 has to be slow...

a classic 10 usually lacks pace too, but that doesn't mean all 10s have to be slow

[ocean sun]

When he drops down deep. Anyways he wouldn't sprint back again into the box at a speed rate. Then it will make no sense for him to drop for the linkup play.

With his physic i knew he ain't gonna be fast anyways

[violet ibex]

yeah, it's kinda rare to have monsters like zlatan

[ocean sun]

Skillful and has the technical ability

He will compliment well if we play 4222 with rasmus and him upfront

[violet ibex]

that's what I thought too

[ocean sun]

He can drag defenders and rasmus can make the runs through the pockets.

We all need one quality through ball or a lofted pass.

[split walrus]

What’s the worst case scenario

Ten hag getting sacked?

That d be very hard for us ngl

[violet ibex]

hear me out

[unique marsh]

Ernesto Valvarde

[slender cape]

Ten Hag doesn't know how to manage his players. He never should have been brought back

[untold sandal]

Isnt this kinda like inter

If it is I'm not against it lol

[split walrus]

Difference is Inter can play our current formation and still score 2 per game 😂

[violet ibex]

look at how beautiful the shape will be on attack 😂

3 elite fullbacks all with ball playing capability

always a passing route with the perfect triangles and threatening the half space

[split walrus]

Ten hag ll never play this

He ll call this formation too dense and “hard to play from the back”

[violet ibex]

I also don't think he'll play this, I think it's quite a different philosophy from his ball

also notice how I removed all of our wingers 🤣

it's actually very easy to play from the back tho, even easier than our current formation imo

[golden hamlet]

Too 🔜

[split walrus]

Yeah

I dont want him sacked lol

That d put us back to square one

All over again

[golden hamlet]

Except todays result we had a good game!! We will come good Eric need to have a better game management and stop losing last minute.

There are good patterns of play, and plenty of chances created. We are on ascending trajectory and these are part of learning. Fails fast learn fast!!

[violet ibex]

while ten hag had several questionable decisions (like starting rashford and playing both bruno and mount when we have zirkzee available) IMO the last minute goal was not ten hag's fault

collective defensive error, but mostly casemiro and mctominay

casemiro ran out of his position all the way forward and left 3 people open

[jolly glade]

Not mad at Ten Hag at all, we just need to be better next time around

I’ve been quite critical of him last season but overall I’m backing him until I really can’t

[split walrus]

https://x.com/wittylevi/status/1827326811984032123?s=46

︎ًLevi (@WittyLevi) on X

People are very harsh on Rashford, all he needs is a good coach that will advise him to retire.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 12:47 PM

These tweets r out of hand 😂

[violet ibex]

rashford is just mismanaged, he needs to be managed by a manager in saudi or qatar

[untold sandal]

Dude I have wanted to back rashford for forever

[split walrus]

Me when 2022

[untold sandal]

But I cant defend this shitehousery of his anymore

[violet ibex]

unfortunately I think rashford will start against pool

😔

[split walrus]

Ten hag loves him too much

[oak crystal]

Listen man I get zirkzee and de ligh are new and they had a few injuries like his back and garnacho played too early and he’s young but we’re gonna loose these players if we don’t play them

[split walrus]

Ten hag doesn’t wanna listen to u! Its rashford or nothing 😎

[oak crystal]

Honestly we should all sign a petition

Rashford is third choice striker and until he retains his form he’s second choice winger i think I’d rather see sancho play next week over him cause he just doesn’t get his head up and look he’s not young he needs to look at what’s he’s doing he’s in too many offside positions he’s got the pitch at his will he took ok veltman and then cut back on himself into traffic what I’d like to see is ether sancho or garnacho to start or to see what he’s like with de ligh and zirkzee

Honestly think playing down the middle is a problem at times we should spread a lot wider especially when we have attacking full backs and dalot should not invert all the time when he’s high and wide we get chances like the delivery into Amad

[untold sandal]

Fab how many times are you gonna milk ugarte saga

Just fkin tell us about him when hes coming

Instead of saying the same news 5 times in a fkin row

[unique marsh]

This guy is the reason why united lost the match and brighton trolled on twitter

[unique marsh]

Make it a 3-4-1-2

Instead of a 3-4-2-1

[unique marsh]

Mazaroui has decent ball playing abolity
Shaw the best bpa
Dalot is mehh overall

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/NicoSchira/status/1827594691027562505?t=MEVPbJigSe0ozHiti4ICsw&s=19

Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira) on X

Scott #McTominay is getting closer to #Napoli from #ManchesterUnited for €27M. Agreed personal terms for a contract until 2028. The midfielder has also received 2 other bids, but his priority is Napoli. #transfers #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 6:31 AM

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1827603156353667277?t=43l8TM0P2VTt_eQvVslWqQ&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Juventus have requested that Manchester United cover part of Jadon Sancho's wages to help facilitate a move for the 24-year-old winger.

[@Gazzetta_it]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 7:05 AM

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ben-talking-ben-speed-vs-ben-gif-25054290

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1827290283312095382?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 While it's not a guarantee, this could be Scott McTominay's last game at #mufc. Napoli are pushing for the deal to happen after their bid of €25 million got turned down last night. [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 10:22 AM

We have turned down 25

[split walrus]

Lmaoo

Bro what do they mean

Till how long

220k is too much

Sancho > Rashford

In terms of current play

https://x.com/utdfaithfuls/status/1827592700838748178?s=46

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 NEW!

Despite signing Nico Gonzalez and Francisco Conceicao, Juventus also still WANT Jadon Sancho, who is leaving Man Utd. They're working on the deal. [@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 6:23 AM

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-something-ive-been-dreaming-of-marco-wilson-threemw-xset-dreams-come-true-gif-23195315

[stray flicker]

Wake up, no Ugarte, contemplate life

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[vocal monolith]

Ofc it will happen for the years left on contract . Same as AWB. Same as is happening lukaku to Napoli chelsea is paying half of wages

[vocal monolith]

By selling Sancho & McTominay i hope we get another ST or LB after Ugarte

[gusty dagger]

Chido Obi,Wheatley,Zirkzee only for Bruno to start

[violet ibex]

only zirkzee to be fair

starting 16yo even if he's hyped or another unproven youngster over zirkzee is just equally bad

[split walrus]

Lets not get too excited for now

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1827628167575535760?s=46

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

🚨 Napoli hopes to reach an agreement with Manchester United for Scott McTominay after a €25M bid rejected. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:44 AM

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1827633417288102090?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | Napoli's interest in Scott McTominay remains strong despite seeing a £21m bid rejected. The Italian club will sign two midfielders before the transfer deadline. [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:05 AM

It’s pretty sure we ll end up selling Mctominay by end of window tho

Just don’t know at what price

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1827652768787538031?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Juventus are in constant contact with Manchester United and Jadon Sancho’s entourage to try and reach an agreement for a loan deal for the winger. #MUFC [@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 10:22 AM

Juve wants a loan

🥲

[raven cargo]

Juventus want Manchester United to cover part of Jadon Sancho's salary to take the England winger on loan for the 2024/25 season. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

United have lined up Fluminense star Andre if they can't manage to get a deal over the line for Paris Saint-Germain and Uruguay midfielder Manuel Ugarte. (Trivela)

[kind holly]

Not United related but former Donetsk, Bayern, Juve winger Douglas Costa is signing with my Australian A-League team Sydney FC!

If true, I'd be so keen to watch our games live when the season kicks off

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Ekremkonur/status/1827642143797588088?t=JBeTZZ_j2KfIW0jrercWsg&s=19

Ekrem KONUR (@Ekremkonur) on X

🚨 #TransferNews 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Juventus is continuing negotiations with Manchester United for the transfer of Jadon Sancho.

💰Juventus is exploring various conditions to facilitate the transfer and is trying to reduce the approximately £51 million fee set by Manchester United.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:40 AM

[split walrus]

Oh yea i think he became a free agent after fluminense

Allegri killed his form at juve

[feral solar]

@split walrus We should keep an eye on forest’s new player, carmo

[split walrus]

Bro im sad Mctominay is leaving

Ill keep a look at other players from next month

[violet ibex]

nicholas jackson, out of anyone, scored a goal

[split walrus]

Fr?

Chelsea is not performing how they r supposed to

[untold sandal]

hiii slim shadey

[split walrus]

M sad!

[violet ibex]

at the 2nd minute no less

but they've conceded so I hope they'll bottle it

[split walrus]

[violet ibex]

but man

nicholas jackson out of all people

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[violet ibex]

can score better than rashford

[split walrus]

Bro he is their striker

[split walrus]

Oh

Lmao

Fr

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1827701821424411009?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 BREAKING: Napoli have reached an agreement with #mufc to sign Scott McTominay.

The proposed deal is subject to all parties being satisfied with the player terms. A fee in the region of €30million (£25.4m; $33.6m) has been settled on and United would receive a share of any

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:37 PM

I’ll miss him so much

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1827701284117385705?t=cwQz9oIZ_ZMeSpuR1OTXLA&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Napoli agree deal with Man Utd for Scott McTominay. Subject to all parties being satisfied on player terms. ~€30m + % of future sale. Important for #MUFC FFP compliance. Manuel Ugarte potential signing would be aided by 27yo’s exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/geo7ByDOn2

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:35 PM

Fab with same old news
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827706363054522809?t=8r9xHJv7CtDvpOkYfJbUgg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Manchester United are set to close Manuel Ugarte deal… and it can be now permanent transfer.

If all goes to plan with Scott McTominay to Napoli, Man United will proceed with permanent move for Ugarte as PSG wanted.

Ugarte ONLY wants United, he’s ready to travel.

⏳🇺🇾

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:55 PM

[shell bobcat]

There we land soon

[split walrus]

We knew it was the outgoing stopping

Fab ll finally stop milking lmao

@violet ibex chelsea scored 3 man

🥲

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_GHieeIMHq/?igsh=MXNiMDFnYno2dWxjcg==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manuel Ugarte to United, set to be sealed after Scott McTominay to Napoli! 🔀

Manchester United are now set to close Manu Ugarte deal… and it can be now done on permanent transfer.

Napoli are closing in on deal for Scott McTominay as final details being sorted after €30m final proposal.

Ugarte ONLY wants United, he’s ready to trave...

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@split walrus

[split walrus]

Swipe up bro 😂

Thanks for the ping 💯

[feral solar]

thats ok

[feral solar]

youre welcome

[split walrus]

Clutch merchant is gone

[feral solar]

Fergie time merchant tbf

🤣

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1827704711631503727?t=UliwlA4QxOrh2yx-SLbSVA&s=19

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Napoli reach an agreement with Manchester United for Scott McTominay. [@David_Ornstein]

FULL TRANSFER INFO HERE:

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:48 PM

[lucid glen]

Oh I am late haha

Sad to see McTominay go, but it’s for the best of the club

Hope he will enjoy his time in Italy!

[split walrus]

Bring me ugarte here we go bro

[stray flicker]

He'll cook in Italy

Also best news I've seen in a while

😍😍😍

[violet ibex]

rashford to saudi for 80m here we go, fabrizio please say it

[shell bobcat]

If we have enough funds we should loan a winger too ngl

Besides amad everyone else looks inconsistent

And maybe garna

But he is inconsistent most of the times

[untold sandal]

YEESSSSSSSS

THERE WE LAND BETCH

[violet ibex]

@split walrus chelsea somehow scored fooking 6 goals

madueke hattrick

[split walrus]

I saw bro

[untold sandal]

Madueke hattrick i heard?

[split walrus]

Ngl

[violet ibex]

felix scored

[untold sandal]

Ye insane

[split walrus]

They played very beautiful game

Especially felix goal

[untold sandal]

How tf have they even found a way to play him

[violet ibex]

nicholas jackson and joao felix scored

[split walrus]

It was very well connected

[stray flicker]

I like this chat

Cool people on here

[untold sandal]

I told yall maresca ball is really good

He can cook

[violet ibex]

we are officially the only clown in the prem

😭

[untold sandal]

Wait is mct here we go or has only bid been accepted?

[stray flicker]

Everyone loves clowns

They're entertaining

[split walrus]

Bro 6 goals r insane

[violet ibex]

true

[untold sandal]

?

[split walrus]

I dont see us playing this kinda game even against wolves

[split walrus]

Bid is accepted

Consider him gone only bro

[untold sandal]

Ah. Here we go expected in like the next few hours or sm shite?

[split walrus]

Probably

Apparently Mctominay has stuff to “sort out”

[violet ibex]

wolves will cook us

[split walrus]

With united

[split walrus]

3 assists n a goal

[violet ibex]

see, wolves will score those 2 goals against us
but we either won't score or only score 1 against them

[untold sandal]

He'll probably get potm in PL ngl

Lmfao

Good for madueke

[split walrus]

Idek whats the issue w us at this point

Why cant we play dominating football

[violet ibex]

nobody can score

[split walrus]

We struggle so much after conceding

[violet ibex]

rashford still brings that old school loser mentality with him

sancho too

but sancho is likely gone

[split walrus]

Hoping so

Although juve wants us to pay his wages bro

😂

[untold sandal]

Because we dont have a proper goalscorer right now, and our defending against brighton was disgraceful

BROSKI LOOK AT THAT

[split walrus]

Bro football means attacking n defending 😭

Whats left then

Even our gk fumbles

[split walrus]

Circus

[violet ibex]

did you see that our offense only switched up after we conceded last game?
it feels like our players have no passion or hunger until they conceded and they're like "oh shite we should be doing more"

[split walrus]

Fr

This was the same case last szn as well

[violet ibex]

ten hag was seething with this one lmao

[split walrus]

Real banter club is united at this point

I dont see us scoring 6 this szn against anyone 😂

[violet ibex]

casemiro kept misplacing his passes was crucial

[untold sandal]

9-1 repeat inshallah

We will be there

[violet ibex]

that's also why I prefer someone like zubimendi

[split walrus]

Bro

[untold sandal]

We play southampton soon anyway

[split walrus]

Lfc ll cook us ngl

Slot wont miss out

Gakpo salah jota

[untold sandal]

Yuh. Ugarte doesnt revolutionise that tbf but he is safe with his passes and doesnt misplace them usually

He often recycles the possession and plays it back to a supporting midfielder or defender

[violet ibex]

there's a lot of good wingers atm and we're stuck with rashford 😔

gotta be more ruthless with the players

[split walrus]

What i find worse about it is rashford wasnt even called for euros and had all the time in the world to train

Yet he didnt improve

[violet ibex]

look at welbeck, he was not that terrible but we decided he's not up to our standards and we sold him despite being from our academy

[untold sandal]

Chiesa in winter transfer window inshallah

We will be there

[split walrus]

Ten hag definitely has that “trying to be nice” factor in him

[split walrus]

We dont need him

[violet ibex]

honestly won't be much of an improvement over rashford ngl

[split walrus]

We alr have enough injury issues

[untold sandal]

Kvara for 70m

We will be there

[stray flicker]

It'll be another tie

[split walrus]

And he doesn’t stop scoring against us

[split walrus]

Really hoping so bro

Although knowing we arent clinical with our chances, i dont know what to expect

[stray flicker]

Probably a 2-2 again

They just need to time their runs

[split walrus]

Hopefully

[stray flicker]

Theyve been offside like 50 times yesterday

[split walrus]

Mctominay scored against lfc twice last szn

[untold sandal]

Thats expected with slot ball

[split walrus]

That reminds me lmao

[untold sandal]

They wanna boot the ball behind high pressing systems to try get open counters

So offsides naturally happen often

[split walrus]

All i know is

[untold sandal]

So if anything I'm hoping we dont push our high press

[stray flicker]

The Zirkzee offside was just really unlucky

[split walrus]

This false 9 system isn’t working like its supposed to

[untold sandal]

Ten Hag should revert to the fa cup 424 low block

[split walrus]

It was no one’s fault

[stray flicker]

And stupid

[untold sandal]

Denies much space as well

[stray flicker]

Yeah it was a very weird moment

[split walrus]

Happened in euros once

With nani n ronaldo

[untold sandal]

It was the cheekiest offside istg

Brighton didnt deserve to win

[split walrus]

https://youtu.be/j5gDJfFvObg?si=-F1ZMG2Y3yoiGhUs

[stray flicker]

You can see Zirkzee try to not touch the ball but it's too late atp

[split walrus]

Friendly match*

[violet ibex]

I think unlike nani, zirkzee's was not intentional

[stray flicker]

Should've been a tie at best

[split walrus]

Nani was intentional? 😂

[violet ibex]

he was trying to get out of the way lol

[untold sandal]

Yep. Was really demotivating

Because it was a beautifully setup goal

[split walrus]

Its okay gents. We move

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[untold sandal]

2-1 to united this weekend, we will be there

[split walrus]

We didnt lose to lfc once last szn

[stray flicker]

Got a derby to win next weekend

[split walrus]

Hoping we keep that up

[stray flicker]

Also hoping Brentford atleast tie today lol

[split walrus]

Wissa is a beautiful baller

[untold sandal]

Mhm. I havent even checked my fpl

[split walrus]

He might score

[split walrus]

Wish i kept palmer or haaland this week

[wintry gate]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-zen-meditation-gif-13277341

[untold sandal]

Its.. peaceful

In here

:D

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/squirtle-picking-flowers-gif-25837143

What moving to transfer talk feels like

😂

[violet ibex]

how dare you assume I'm at peace

[stray flicker]

This is literally a shelter when fan chat's annoying

[split walrus]

Rashford took it away

[wintry gate]

here or Devils chat for me 😂

[stray flicker]

Devils chat exists

[split walrus]

Fan chat doesn’t even feel like a “united” server at times

[stray flicker]

I forget

[violet ibex]

I avoid fan chat now

[wintry gate]

yeah. I’m mostly there nowadays

[stray flicker]

Lovely

[split walrus]

Our false CDM is finally gone

[wintry gate]

we all know it was never that from the very beginning. a lot of people talk about a lot of things majority of the time 😂

[split walrus]

Mason Greenwood – £26.7m
Scott McTominay - £25.4m
Aaron Wan-Bissaka – £15m
Donny van de Beek – £12.7m
Willy Kambwala – £9.6m
Alvaro Fernandez – £5.1m
Facundo Pellistri – £5.1m
Will Fish - £2m

Total – £101.6 million

Murtough d have gotten 40m total and that’s me being generous

[oak crystal]

Can we ban him off Twitter

He’s a curse

[unique marsh]

He already bought the ticket for man u Vs Liverpool match

💀

You guys are cooked

[night plinth]

Actually such a good deal for Scotty - sad about it tho. I love the guy🤣

[split walrus]

Patience paid off, fulham was giving 23€ lmao

[untold sandal]

Thats for the bitcoin investers

The poors are left with fan chat

[split walrus]

I think we should sign an Lb as well

Before the window closes

[shell bobcat]

Yeah

Come on let's sign davies

Come on you Glazers

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1827741465851658659?t=QuHiFV1qxldRhDmqTwTUuA&s=19

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 NEW!

Scott McTominay has already said YES to Napoli and has spoken with Antonio Conte. [@FabrizioRomano, HereWeGoPodcast]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 4:14 PM

We officially won't have the McFred midfield anymore

😔

[violet ibex]

about damn time

but even if he's bad, he still contributed more for the team last season than rashford

[split walrus]

Alright

I’ll miss him alot

Not the best technically but so passionate

Same situation as Herrera

What if eth made a sentimental substitution by replacing bruno for scott yesterday

😂

[shell bobcat]

And imagine mctom scored 😔

[shell bobcat]

Nah ten hag would've scrapped this transfer and allowed him to stay 😂

[violet ibex]

I actually think ETH subbed all defenders in our first match because he knew he was going to say that thing in the post match interview 😂

tho after yesterday's display I think he'll take his words back

btw I actually think that ETH did a rare thing and actually subbed out the right players yesterday

someone not performing = sub them out

I love bruno with all my heart but he was very off form

and we need a goal

mainoo was performing well, our best midfielder on the pitch

bruno for mct was a correct decision on paper imo

zirkzee for mount at half time was also good, tho people would argue zirkzee should start

and he finally took off rashford, a rare W

amad was fatigued after running for 90 mins, antony only came to play at injury time

[split walrus]

Everything was right except starting rashford 😂

[ocean sun]

That's some profit from mctominay 😂

€0m -> €30m 😸

[ocean sun]

If you look at the clip closely again, casemiro thought Antony won the ball and he moved upwards from his defensive position only to realise Antony couldn't even do that simple thing 😭😭

[split walrus]

United making 25m+ profit, when was the last time this happened 😂

[violet ibex]

joe cole said that brighton's subs played with their heart and antony didn't

[split walrus]

Yeah i read this as well

[split walrus]

Maybe he is right

Antony wants minutes definitely

Especially now that his best friend mazra is on RB

[violet ibex]

well he needs to show and prove that he deserves the minutes

rashford too

right now rashford is taking his position for granted

playing like shite and still start

[split walrus]

He ll keep on starting

Last szn only time he didnt start was when he was injured

https://x.com/tenhaggambit/status/1827720584840782330?s=46

Ten Hag Gambit (@TenHagGambit) on X

For the first time in the club's history, Manchester United have received fees of over £20m for two players in the same window: Mason Greenwood to Marseille for £24m and Scott McTominay to Napoli for £25m. #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 2:51 PM

Pretty sad ngl

[dense rapids]

Just left to buy some motivation for the players to play for ETH

[ocean sun]

True. Also ten hag needs to stop rotating his back four mid game.

He's doing it again

[jolly glade]

We can hopefully finally agree an Ugarte deal

[stray flicker]

I don't think he'll be ready for Liverpool though

Not even as a sub

Unless they REALLY rush it

[jolly glade]

Yeah it’s not happening

He’d be ready for after international break

[split walrus]

Na not even that

Ugarte d take a couple weeks definitely. And knowing eth, he ll use him as a sub during the debut as well

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827777607313633520?t=JeJ_Y5cqJTGG2YOxe2MUGA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scott McTominay has already accepted Napoli and their project.

Details to be discussed about his payoff, similar to Wan-Bissaka. This is the main part to fix + personal terms.

Club to club agreement done with Man United for €30m fee (add-ons included) plus sell-on clause.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 6:38 PM

This guy definitely has to use our clubs name to get interactions 😂😂😭😭

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/bag-bags-gif-26050603

[violet ibex]

and it works, he repeats the same news 1000 times and people somehow decided to copy the link to the tweets and share them for no reason at all

[split walrus]

Ive perfect deal for chelsea

If not palmer

Swap sancho with madueke

They have 10-20 wingers anyway

They can give us one

[violet ibex]

Since the start of 2023-24, Man United have:
•Conceded 23 goals in the last 10 minutes + Injury Time
•16 of them were game-changing goals
•United dropped 24 points in the process
•9 of those goals were in injury time
•Dropped 14 points for conceding stoppage time goals
•Weren't much better in Cups. Lost to FC Copenhagen in UCL group stages for conceding two late 83rd and 87th minute goals.
Famously allowed Coventry City to come back to the match and take the FA Cup semi-final to ET and penalties after conceding goals in the 80th and 95th minutes.

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-ten-hag-ten-hag-manchester-united-shocked-ptsd-gif-14343992144556442463

[placid reef]

@split walrus Gallagher is scaring the opposition even when he’s off the ball. He’s so good man. Oh my god I’m so lucky he’s an Atlético Madrid player 😭🤍

[split walrus]

Congratulations

Great signing

[placid reef]

Ty!

[split walrus]

Atleti had a perfect window

[placid reef]

Fr I still can’t believe we basically traded Felix for Gallagher + cash 😭😭

[split walrus]

How is alvarez doing? Did he get a chance

[split walrus]

And felix cooking for chelsea. Good for both sides

[placid reef]

He’s been alright so far. He didn’t score today but it’s alright cuz we winning 2-0 anyways thanks to goals from Griezmann and Llorente

[split walrus]

Oh i saw rn

[placid reef]

I love Le Normand too bro he’s so gritty

[split walrus]

Griezmann scored

[placid reef]

Le Normand has put the Tottenham Spurs legend Bryan Gil in his pocket today 😭

[split walrus]

Cook that small club girona

Hate every city group club

[placid reef]

Fr

[split walrus]

@placid reef did u prefer the new logo?

[placid reef]

Yes

[split walrus]

I liked it ngl

Why did fans petition against it

[placid reef]

United’s 1999 treble >>>>>>> any trophy City have won since 2008 as they’ve allegedly cheated 115 times since then

[placid reef]

Wait I thought you meant the logo for this year

Which I love more

😭😭

[untold sandal]

Even without the charges uniteds trophies clears

[placid reef]

That 1999 United team was legendary considering most of those players were homegrown academy talents too @split walrus

[untold sandal]

Who tf cares about city

[placid reef]

Nobody besides 12-year-old casuals

[split walrus]

Yeah i know

[split walrus]

Ex barca n united fans

[placid reef]

Yep

[split walrus]

“Fans” not supporters

[placid reef]

Barca fans that left after Messi left 😭😭

[split walrus]

And united after ferguson left

Ngl if i started w laliga, id have chosen atletico as my club

I find it very wholesome

[placid reef]

I’m so glad y’all’s team rn has gotten way better

[placid reef]

AWWWW W

We don’t have a Messi or Ronaldo but we do have Jan Oblak and Griezmann 🐐

[split walrus]

Still gonna be a long szn. Struggling on pitch. But ineos ll fix it in the future. Its a long term project

[untold sandal]

I think if we want the 115 charges to really impact city, they have to get relegated to third division

[placid reef]

True. Højlund looks like the real deal though

Same with Zirkzee

[untold sandal]

Because if its just championship, surely a few players would be patient and then get back to glory

[split walrus]

Thats what makes atleti better. No need of superstars to stay relevant

[untold sandal]

League 1 relegation means they'd be forced to sit out 2 years of competition. Surely everyone would wanna leave then

[placid reef]

Surely

[placid reef]

I thought he was gonna be a massive flop. I’m so happy I have been proven wrong @split walrus

[split walrus]

He is a great kid! Very passionate

https://tenor.com/view/rasmus-højlund-hœjlund-manchesterunited-manchester-united-mufc-gif-17232062264626686595

[placid reef]

I thought he’d flop cuz he has a chronic back issue that Atalanta kept hidden from y’all iirc

But it seems like United have managed it well

So W

[split walrus]

He is a bit injury prone but he definitely makes an impact

[placid reef]

LLORENTE

GOAL

OMG

[split walrus]

We r struggling without him

[placid reef]

3 GOALS IN 2 GAMES FOR HIM

[split walrus]

Damn

3 nil

Amazing

Get girona relegated

[placid reef]

NVM IT WAS KOKE

MB

BUT STILL WE UP 3-0

With 2 minutes left

[placid reef]

Yeah

I’ve always liked United tbh or at least have a soft spot for them because of my best friend

[placid reef]

I cried when Zirkzee scored his debut goal for y’all because that same day my friend’s dog died so I was crying because his favorite team won in his honor @split walrus 🥹

[untold sandal]

wrong chat

🤣

[split walrus]

Bad

[untold sandal]

hheheehheeh

[placid reef]

RAH

[split walrus]

@untold sandal what do u prefer

Right one is old one

They shifted back to old

[untold sandal]

i prefer left

[split walrus]

Somehow i did as well

Looked modern

But i think its cause we arent fans

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1827816828388659706?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇸🇦 More on Victor Osimhen story.

The agreement between Napoli and Al Ahli for package in excess of €65m is almost done, pending small details.

But NO agreement with Osimhen so far as Nigerian striker wants an important salary + KEY DETAIL: release clause to be included.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:14 PM

[placid reef]

I like the right one more tbh but both are good

[placid reef]

Wow

[untold sandal]

Bruh 😞

Al Ahli??

Ffs osimhen why

[split walrus]

Wtf

😂😂😂😂

What about chelsea

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-flintstone-the-flintstones-kissing-money-bag-of-cash-kiss-dollars-gif-23200951

[untold sandal]

Idek

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1827816443486064785?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Chelsea want to sign a forward in the last few days of the transfer window, but they also need to offload players. Jadon Sancho is considered as an opportunity, but there are no negotiations at the moment. Juventus are in talks. [@FabrizioRomano, Playback] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:12 PM

Here have some good news

[untold sandal]

Nothing is good news until Ugarte here we go

I just hope ugarte is finally done by tomr since mct should be

[split walrus]

Aw

It’ll happen bro

Esp now that mcsauce is out

[split walrus]

Mct cut needs to be done first

[untold sandal]

Apparently fab said permanent deal is also on table as well?

Instead of loan w obligation

[split walrus]

Obv bro

We have the money

[untold sandal]

Hm are we gonna pay

[split walrus]

Loan d have happened if Mctominay did get sold

[split walrus]

Yes

Thats what we wanted in first place

[high zealot]

Ugarte deal will be done as soon as we sort out McTominays payoff

[split walrus]

Loan was second choice

[untold sandal]

I meant as in

How much

R we gonna pay

[split walrus]

60m

Probably

[untold sandal]

Euros?

[split walrus]

Ya

[split walrus]

How much do u think he ll ask for

[high zealot]

I think now is the perfect time to get amrabat back in on loan

Since eriksen is crap

[split walrus]

Ngl he carried us in fa cup

But i do think we should loan an LB instead

Otherwise we ll suffer alot

[high zealot]

All the options available atm are shite

[split walrus]

Thats true

Hermoso

And

Reguilon

I dont mind Reguilon

[high zealot]

And also chilwell but he’s shite

[split walrus]

https://x.com/om_english/status/1827802531986055619?s=46

Olympique de Marseille 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 (@OM_English) on X

⏱️ 71’ 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟𝗟!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Mason Greenwood with the equalizer 🔥

#OMSDR | 2️⃣ - 2️⃣ | 🔵⚪

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 8:17 PM

He’s killing it in marseille

Good for us

His market value ll rise till his next sale

We have a sell on on him

[split walrus]

No just no

Chelsea players can stay at chelsea

Except Palmer

He is welcome

[violet ibex]

that's my dad 😂

[placid reef]

Cold Palmer

[violet ibex]

he's now an inter miami fan

[placid reef]

Lol 😭😭

[violet ibex]

"fan"

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

Let the guy enjoy messi!

[violet ibex]

kinda funny cus my dad sees football like a movie or something and it seems like he decided messi is the protagonist

hahaha

[split walrus]

I think messi ll retire in next 2 yrs

After wc

He has nothing to prove anymore

[split walrus]

United is definitely a movie

Just need a strong heart to watch it

[untold sandal]

Dads are just different species man 😭

[split walrus]

If my future kid tells me he wants to support liverpool, im making him watch cricket instead

[violet ibex]

only 65m????

[split walrus]

Big wages bro

That ll compensate

[violet ibex]

loan him with obligation to buy for 65m ineos do it now

[violet ibex]

how big tho

[split walrus]

That d be so perfect

[split walrus]

500k

Thats what osimhen wants

[violet ibex]

depressing movie

[split walrus]

Thats why chelsea backed out

[violet ibex]

wtf

[split walrus]

Horror

https://x.com/princessluna237/status/1827820583704224251?s=46

Princess Luna 🇨🇲 🇬🇧 (@princessluna237) on X

Victor Osimhen is about to ruin his career because of greed and outright stupidity. I hate Chelsea but come on man, you have the chance of leaving Napoli to many interested big teams.

Why the exaggerated salary requests? Nobody in Europe is paying you 400k per week. You're not

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:29 PM

Chelsea fans rattled

Oh she says she hates chelsea

Lol

[violet ibex]

yeah I want osimhen but definitely not for 400k/w

with 400k/w I'll also include a clause of him not receiving his salary for a week of he doesn't score or assist in a match

should add that clause in rashford's contract too...

[jolly glade]

You need to show you you’re a 400k a week player to get paid 400k a week

[split walrus]

They nicknamed him bobby lmao

[split walrus]

He ll leave u then

[jolly glade]

Charlton sweep

[violet ibex]

I'll take that

[oak crystal]

Get his phone broke

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_GzWPhMqUZ/?igsh=ZTkyM2NkMWw3ajFh

fulltimedevils

Mctominay out Ugarte in? 🤔 Feels like one of the final pieces of the transfer jigsaw may not be far off. #mufc #manunited #manutd

Likes

8527

Instagram

@untold sandal

[untold sandal]

Once again I'm pinged and its not ugarte here we go

[split walrus]

Next time here we go 💯💯

[untold sandal]

I'm not mad at the ping but I'm just not gonna be too happy till I see it 😭 🤣 🤣

[untold sandal]

lol hopefully

[untold sandal]

@split walrus so real

https://x.com/manutd_addicts/status/1827781570884968901?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

MANUTD SOURCES (@Manutd_addicts) on X

🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Manchester United offer £80m plus Jadon Sancho for Manutd fan Cole Palmer.

#MUFC #CFC

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 6:54 PM

🤣 🤣

people are just blurting anything nowadays

[vast jolt]

The best source out there

[untold sandal]

Defo agree 🤣 🤣

[vast jolt]

Endrick has turned into a living meme ever since that interview😭😭

Bobbygol is crazy😂

[placid reef]

@split walrus I love Le Normand man

I’m so happy we got him

[lucid glen]

What you trying to say?

[violet ibex]

what kind of question is that?

[split walrus]

Great signing

[placid reef]

Endrick 1956 or Antony 2008 which is better?

[split walrus]

Antony

[feral solar]

hello

[jolly glade]

Endrick is such a vibe

He’s already gotten so many iconic photos and he’s literally just 18

[split walrus]

Madrid PR helps him out as well

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1828008035416986087?s=46

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

🚨 JUST IN:

Ugarte could sign his #mufc contract in the next hours. PSG wanted €60m, United have offered in the region of €52m. PSG lowered their price. The deal is practically closed. @el_pais

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 9:54 AM

52m

£44m

Not bad

[violet ibex]

we are still shite, but at least we're starting to move in the right direction

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/skysports_sheth/status/1828017762490314803?t=60_lluIzr9cejOFDBVxlIQ&s=19

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth) on X

Juventus have made clear to Manchester United they want loan for Jadon Sancho. Juve know of Chelsea interest. Now waiting for United & Sancho to make decision. United’s preference is permanent. Sancho has 3 years (2+1) left on deal so loan not ruled out. #MUFC #CFC #Juventus

Twitter · Aug 26, 2024, 10:32 AM

[split walrus]

Bro this sterling news is making me sick

[violet ibex]

10m loan deal + all wages covered by them, I'll take it

or just loan + all wages covered by them + obligation to buy for 50m

[split walrus]

50m?

He is 29 bro

[untold sandal]

We went from €70m to €52m

Ineos business for u 🔥

[violet ibex]

lol I was talking about sancho

why in the bloody hell would I want sterling here

[split walrus]

Oh then yes 😂😂😂

I thought u want sterling if they cover the wages

[split walrus]

50 bro*

Latest report

20m discount

All cause of Blanc

He used to work w PSG

[untold sandal]

Laurent Blanc?

The CB?

I was just about to buy him on fc bro

But I chose lucio 🤣

[split walrus]

jean claude blanc

One of the current directors with ineos

[untold sandal]

ik lol

takin the piss