Transfer Talk

[split walrus]

True jackson fits right in

Thats why we are helping u out na bhai

[shell bobcat]

We beat PSG with them unlike you guys 😪

[unique marsh]

We beat that psg 6-1

[split walrus]

Meri baat sun

[unique marsh]

Thanks but no thanks

[split walrus]

Did u guys beat psg?

[unique marsh]

Nahi sunn na

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-dembele-barça-dembele-barcelona-dembélé-dembélé-barcelona-gif-97205809627670580

[unique marsh]

Tu barbad kardega

[unique marsh]

That guy still plays?

[shell bobcat]

Wait this guy is Indian as well 😂😂

[split walrus]

If u want to beat psg u need this front 3

Nepali

[unique marsh]

Nepali

[shell bobcat]

Ohh

Accha

[split walrus]

Full barca loyal

Good boy

[unique marsh]

We almost beat psg
Araujo red

Aint gonna blame him

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-hola-silla-ruedas-wave-gif-9819595

[split walrus]

“Almost” u see

U need lukaku to beat psg

[unique marsh]

Mate you play europa

[split walrus]

Doesn’t change the fact that we r winning it

[flat hedge]

barca had paymar and Suarez up front with RAFINHA too NOT MESSI

[split walrus]

And u guys ll be out of ucl even w new ucl format

[flat hedge]

AND BARCA STILL BEAT PSG

[unique marsh]

Imagine again we see a video united bye bye united bye bye we winners in a insta live

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-martial-soccer-pogba-lukaku-lingard-gif-10704377

[split walrus]

Neymar suarez are gone, move on history merchants

[flat hedge]

🥶🥶🥶🥶

2 years later is not history merchant then

alright lol

[unique marsh]

You guys ain't winning europa too Nico williams gonna cook raw food

[flat hedge]

chat hear me out United wins Europa league and barca will win ucl TRUSTT

[split walrus]

Wasnt he supposed to play w yamal this szn

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/TenHagEra/status/1826626355897008592?t=OG2talVsBNFz518BFwJWvQ&s=19

I absolutely love this guy

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) on X

🚨NEW!!

Manuel Ugarte’s message to PSG this week!

“Let me GO to Manchester United”

[@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 2:23 PM

[split walrus]

M not sure

[shell bobcat]

Nico Williams will cook your team this saturday get ready

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

This is hilarious

[unique marsh]

He played with yamal and will play in international break

[shell bobcat]

Brother is trapped

[split walrus]

LFC’s dream

Rejection fc

[shell bobcat]

Zubi zubi doo where are you

[split walrus]

Spain team ≠ Barca

😝

[unique marsh]

Naa they have to be techincal cause of your fast wingbacks

[split walrus]

Back to reality after break

[unique marsh]

Don't care still played

[flat hedge]

Barca will win trust

trust flick fr

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekwait-gif-24161687

[flat hedge]

what 🥺

[split walrus]

https://x.com/manutd/status/1826625874982305906?s=46

Manchester United (@ManUtd) on X

ℹ️ #MUAcademy midfielder Maximillian Oyedele has departed the club to join Legia Warsaw.

Wishing you all the best with your move, Maxi 🤝

#MUFC

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 2:22 PM

Should have been a loan but its ok

We move

[flat hedge]

ok

[shell bobcat]

Nico Williams scoring and dancing infront of barca fans, we will be there

[unique marsh]

La masia needs to produce gems after gems after gems for that ( which we have but underaged )

[flat hedge]

he already did in the copa del rey last season I don’t want that to happen again 😭😭

[shell bobcat]

Yamal will join him too with the dance

https://tenor.com/view/nico-williams-spain-football-euro2024-gif-17025160707180429595

[unique marsh]

Last time yamal joined a dance england was suffering

[flat hedge]

LMFAO

🥶🥶

[shell bobcat]

Blame Southgate

[unique marsh]

Won't matter

Any coach

[shell bobcat]

Give Sean dyche the job he's gonna cook

[flat hedge]

💀

id prefer howe

if I was u

[gusty dagger]

Barca needs Lampard now

[flat hedge]

HELL NO

[split walrus]

Actually they should hire rooney

[shell bobcat]

Lampard ball 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[flat hedge]

HELL NO

[split walrus]

Proven for getting team’s relegated

[unique marsh]

JUST IN: Koundé is happy at Barcelona and the club is NOT considering selling the player under any circumstances. [@alexpintanel]

[split walrus]

Bet barca ll like laliga B

[unique marsh]

Only french I don't hate

[shell bobcat]

Rooney ball > Flick ball

[split walrus]

No one wants him

[flat hedge]

why do u want barca relegated bro that just makes laliga a whole lot more boring

[unique marsh]

United deserves Rooney

[flat hedge]

and no el clasico

[unique marsh]

Club legend too

[split walrus]

El clasico died years ago

Its one sided now

[flat hedge]

“only cuz pessi and penaldo”

🥶

[unique marsh]

It would be a battle who will get relegated to national league fast ?
Man united or man city ( with 115 charges)

[shell bobcat]

El classico was good only when messi and cristiano played in that league

[unique marsh]

Bro this league gets cooked by spanish teams most of the seaosn

[shell bobcat]

Man city

[split walrus]

Its still an el clasico from madrid’s side but barca is a banter team not madrid’s fault

[unique marsh]

And in finals they never win anyways

Epl is just good for eyes lacks technicality which all spanish team have

[split walrus]

Where are the trebles other than barca’s

[flat hedge]

MBACKE CLEAR

[shell bobcat]

Still the biggest league in the world, la liga is only relevant because of barca and madrid, it would've been similar to ligue1 if those 2 teams were not there

[unique marsh]

We got 2 trebles anyways

[flat hedge]

madrid has 0 I hope u know

[unique marsh]

Its the same 2 team which cook Europe most

[flat hedge]

lmao

[split walrus]

Thats why i said other than barca

That was my point

Laliga is mid without barca madrid

Id rather prefer serie a

[flat hedge]

JUVE 🖤🤍🖤🤍

greatest team in italy

🥶

[shell bobcat]

"La liga > Premier league" shush

[split walrus]

Juve
Inter
Milan
Bologna
Napoli

It has way more competition even if it’s defensive

[flat hedge]

I never said that loll

[unique marsh]

League is good cause la liga lacks marketing you might know they are giving their viewers to low price
2 teams carries the whole league and are the greatest team itw
It has spice of not knowing who will win barca or madrid and atletico sometimes comes

[flat hedge]

napoli?? LOL

[shell bobcat]

Many la liga fans say it

[split walrus]

They won the league 2 yrs ago btw

[flat hedge]

and just lost 3-0 to Verona

LOL

[unique marsh]

Most watched cause la liga lacks viewrship

They only know hype

[flat hedge]

napoli and bologna one season wonders watch

[split walrus]

Exactly my point, serie a keeps the interest

[flat hedge]

what interest it’s only juve milan and inter

especially this year

[unique marsh]

Foden this
Kane that
Bellingham this
Reece james that
And when it comes to winning trophies they always manage to ghost

[shell bobcat]

In terms of relevancy premier league is miles ahead of la liga, you might have ucl domination but domestic wise prem is far ahead

[flat hedge]

fr lmao

[flat hedge]

this I agree on

for sure

[shell bobcat]

When it's barca vs real madrid in the league then the hype is big

Other than that nah

[unique marsh]

Yeah cause you give your viewrship to eveyone most of the times
La liga isn't even broadcasted in india or nepal rn ig gxr has the rights

[split walrus]

Not even that anymore 😝

[shell bobcat]

Yeah ik

[split walrus]

It was in india. Not anymore

[shell bobcat]

Gxr is free I guess

[unique marsh]

Domestically too only the team which hasn't faced relegation is everton
We have barca madrid bilbao

[unique marsh]

They are gonna buy every league as of news

Top 5 leagues

And then make it purchasable like 2$ every month or something like that

[split walrus]

Doubt disney ll let prem go

[unique marsh]

Galaxy racer has market though

[shell bobcat]

Sky Sports has the rights until 2030 after that I've heard they are willing to allow clubs have the separate streaming rights for their own matches, like on their own club apps, I'm not sure if it's agreed yet

[flat hedge]

thank you cuz I don’t want this happening to United😭💀

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utdfaithfuls/status/1826634277683097910?s=12

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨🗣 - Fabrizio Romano on reports that Man Utd were moving on from the Ugarte deal:

"I think that those reports were part of the STRATEGY for Man Utd to try and scare PSG, because my understanding has always been Ugarte number one, two, and three." [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 2:55 PM

Ornstein was the first one who said we were moving on 😂

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/NicoSchira/status/1826636507450671403?t=FtUGuY9r7tJW_OYLSG4qLQ&s=19

Is this real?

Nicolò Schira (@NicoSchira) on X

🔜 Done Deal and confirmed! Manuel #Ugarte will sign for #ManchesterUnited from #PSG on loan with the obligation to buy. Contract until 2029 with the option for 2030. #transfers #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 3:04 PM

[split walrus]

Naa

Napoli r still considering Mctominay - Romano

[untold sandal]

Who tf is nico schira

The mr marco dude said its a done deal too 🤣

[split walrus]

Alcarez’s younger brother

[untold sandal]

HAHAAHHAHA

BS till ornstein or fab. Plettenberg has become pretty reliable too.

[split walrus]

Erik ten Hag on Jadon Sancho's availability: "We will see. We have a squad. I hope we will have a squad with double positioning and when we go into the season that means you can’t select all the players but you need them all throughout the season."

He doesn’t rate him anymore

Sancho needs to get sold

[vocal monolith]

🥳🥳🥳

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826640662521151992?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Mikel Merino to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for Spanish midfielder to join Gunners.

€32m plus €5m add-ons with favorable payment terms. Contract until 2028.

Arsenal were closing in on Merino deal since end of July, Merino only wanted Arsenal.

🧘🏼‍♂️🇪🇸

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 3:20 PM

[split walrus]

Nice signing

Arsenal is very strong now

[untold sandal]

Yep

If they somehow still dont win the league I'll be speechless

[split walrus]

Erik ten Hag asked about Manuel Ugarte: "When we have news we will bring it."

Basically confirms it lol

[untold sandal]

The funny thing is, as soon as one bait source says 'its confirmed', like all the bait sources said it 🤣

As soon as nico said it, so did the man united forever dude, so did alcaraz

[split walrus]

Ornstein as always will confirm it quicker than romano

[split walrus]

Cause they r no journalists, they r random twitter accounts pretending

[untold sandal]

Lmfao ik

[split walrus]

Would rather believe the there we land kid ngl

[untold sandal]

Yeah but tbf its cuz its PL news. Any other league and usually romano is quicker

[untold sandal]

HAHHAHHAHHAHAH

Nagelsmann will be proud of me

[split walrus]

I dont think we are signing any other player

[untold sandal]

Doubt it. If we do, it'll be a last minute loaned LB, or a cheap DM

Nothing else

[split walrus]

Zirkzee
Yoro
De ligt
Mazroui
Ugarte

Not bad

We are finally not making commercial signings for once

[untold sandal]

• the most talented academy prospect in england (chido) and palaces most talented as well as one of englands most talented prospects (lusale)

[split walrus]

Oh yeah right

Academy signings

[untold sandal]

I dont remember the last window where I can laugh at liverpool fans that their window is shite and ours is great

[split walrus]

They are yet to sign

[untold sandal]

Its literally always been the other way round

[split walrus]

• vvd/salah are leaving next june

[untold sandal]

For the whole time I've supported united 🤣

[untold sandal]

Trent is a 50/50 too imo

[split walrus]

Yes

[untold sandal]

Depends if he's loyal or if he wants that madrid bag

[vast jolt]

Fair play to Arsenal

[untold sandal]

Merinos a good player. He's an absolute monster at winning the ball back and being a destroyer

But he is shite, and i mean SHITE at his passing game

[vast jolt]

they are still gonna bottle the league 😭

[untold sandal]

I think salah will leave for saudi

VVD idk

[untold sandal]

• beat liverpool 4-3 despite all liverpool goals being deflections
• had citys ass handed to him 2-1, and wouldve also won the cs if rashford wasnt.. rashford

[split walrus]

We beat em when it mattered

https://tenor.com/view/rasmus-højlund-højlund-medal-gold-medal-manchesterunited-gif-13815006930376379947

[vast jolt]

Remember when rival fans made fun of that quote

[feral solar]

@split walrus olympiacos is rumoured to buy tsimikas (liverpools second lb)

[vast jolt]

😭

[split walrus]

He is actually lucky, ineos is here

This statement ll get more iconic with time

If ineos keeps on doing right stuff

[split walrus]

Yeah i saw

None of our concern

[vast jolt]

Especially with our transfer window being great

[split walrus]

Yeah

https://youtu.be/Gt7AnVLwpdM?si=F9FPMn_gIp-NAzXe

[feral solar]

it is if robertson gets injured and we play lfc

[gusty dagger]

no one guessed he meant "Glazer's Era"

[feral solar]

just imagine he knew something 👀

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1826652130725474631?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 BREAKING:

PSG will NOT be accepting a loan with obligation to buy deal from Manchester United for Manuel Ugarte. PSG expect the deal to be done, but expect the transfer fee paid in full as soon as possible for £51m. #MUFC [@DuncanCastles, @TransfersCast]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:06 PM

Bro wtf!!

This guy has been credible in the past

I hate psg if this is true

But i hope this guy is waffling just like the others

Lol nvm this guy deleted the post after getting battered in the comments

[untold sandal]

HAHAHHAHA good

psg were the one that proposed the loan w obligation. would be stupid if they said no

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/TenHagBall_/status/1826650780692349059?t=GtwIZtDuI6JweGJqX-p62g&s=19

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱 (@TenHagBall_) on X

🚨 JUST IN:

Negotiations progressing, PSG expect sale

Relationship between Qatar + Jim Ratcliffe a complicating factor

‘Battle of egos’ as PSG owners did not like Ineos scuppering Qatar’s bid to buy MUFC

[@DuncanCastles]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:00 PM

[feral solar]

Nah man newcastle are buying everybody

[ocean sun]

Indeed our relationship with psg had already fallen

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1826657569479557304?t=AAapez8BBteGjNNAsF8APA&s=19

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

"One of the reasons this [Manuel Ugarte] deal is being delayed is because it comes down to something of a battle of egos between Nasser Al Khelaifi, the President of PSG, and Sir Jim Ratcliffe. People tried to say there was a separation between Qatar's bid for Man United and the

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1826659675095642113?t=GuzAsEp8mazQffUocnfFnQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Man United agree deal to sign 2006 born Mali international talent Sékou Koné from Guidars FC, here we go!

Koné was on the list of several clubs but United have agreed deal today. 🇲🇱

Considered top talent, he’s part of long term plans similar to Chido Obi Martin.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:36 PM

[vocal monolith]

What's his position

Saw it on twitter , so surprised

[split walrus]

Will pretend i know about him! Let’s go, solid signing 10/10

[shell bobcat]

Defensive midfielder

[split walrus]

Thing about this is castles is the only one yapping about it, everybody else is saying its close

[shell bobcat]

It's bound to happen tho

Maybe in next 2-3 days

But it's a sure signing now

[split walrus]

One thing is sure

We arent doing a deal w psg anytime soon after this lmao

Mf stupid club, prison fc

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1826662221654753442?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

Manchester United’s new signing, 18-year-old Sékou Koné, in action!

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:46 PM

[shell bobcat]

It's because of the Qatar saga

Ego issues of their owner

[split walrus]

But only one journalist said it

[shell bobcat]

Yeah just saw this

[split walrus]

Why didnt romano say it

[shell bobcat]

It makes sense tho, Nasser was heavily involved with Sheikh Jassim

[safe geode]

azfann

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

[shell bobcat]

Kaaaan

[safe geode]

What's good sir

[split walrus]

I sent u sm on insta

[safe geode]

shut up

[untold sandal]

Istg this dude looks similar to that one dude in the meme

I forgot

[split walrus]

Mf

[untold sandal]

Remember on the closeup and that camera man just kept the camera on the dude forever

[shell bobcat]

Studying, wbu

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/stateoffooty/status/1826659759627571582?t=uGmWsyloKnZNeosOYnZekw&s=19

CK (@stateoffooty) on X

‼️EXCLUSIVE: United will pay €800 million for Manuel Ugarte. PSG always stood firm in their price. Ashworth sees him as a main cog to the United project. Deal soon... 👀🔴🇺🇾⤵️

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:36 PM

[untold sandal]

And the dude was about to burst out laughing while the anthem was being sung

He looks similar

[untold sandal]

So real for that

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/hack-khaby-lame-life-gif-21541617

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-miles-morales-miles-shocked-surprise-gif-13646668700392851337

[split walrus]

Aww, so proud of u 😝

[safe geode]

Chilling

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laying-bored-gif-2915416202869241920

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-player-hold-laugh-funny-gif-13663413086513435500

This?

[untold sandal]

YES HAHAHHAHA

[violet ibex]

the cameraman really did him dirty 😂

[violet ibex]

lol same

I checked him out on youtube 😂

looks like he has good long balls

[vocal monolith]

https://footballtalentscout.net/home/sekou-kone-the-unsung-hero-of-malis-superb-u-17-world-cup-by-archie-berry/

[split walrus]

Thanks for sharing bro

[unique marsh]

@split walrus laut aao vanished vaii

I need to turn off my VPN

[gusty dagger]

Total
— Joshua Zirkzee
— Leny Yoro
— Matthijs de Ligt
— Noussair Mazraoui
— Manuel Ugarte
— Chido Obi-Martin
— Samuel Lusale
— Sékou Koné

The oldest signing is 26y

[split walrus]

Perfect

None of that getting finished madrid players bs

If it was woodward, modric d have been a united player by now

[unique marsh]

Good transfer's

[split walrus]

Ineos masterclass

https://tenor.com/view/sjr-ratcliffe-ratcliffe-manchester-united-ineos-jim-ratcliffe-gif-2855314959250013255

[unique marsh]

Bro idk should i criticise the club or not

Cause we are adding many youngster in la masia though

[split walrus]

U ll know in 1 year

[unique marsh]

We are adding like 2 players every month

[split walrus]

Be like chelsea

10 players a day

[unique marsh]

No player in that team can be a regular starter for big clubs except palmer and enzo

Jadon sancho for fdj ?

[vast jolt]

Ayy let's go (idk anything about him)

I heard he's promising tho

[split walrus]

Both r finished

We can swap

[violet ibex]

nah they can take sancho for 50m and keep fdj for themselves

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/TenHagBall_/status/1826667482675118483?t=dZKdhvDD6ncdplojQWnajg&s=19

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱 (@TenHagBall_) on X

INEOS.😭❤️😭❤️

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 5:07 PM

Bruh wth just saw this short video

He's soo good

Wow

[split walrus]

He is the african mainoo

But with extra good long passes

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/skysports_sheth/status/1826686754428215712?t=BMdEAFW8ho4tuxq_faj0hg&s=19

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth) on X

Juventus have firm interest in signing Manchester United forward Jadon Sancho. They are exploring the conditions of a deal. Talks over personal terms also thought to have taken place. It's understood United would consider suitable offers. #MUFC #Juventus

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 6:23 PM

[violet ibex]

fantastic compilation. 3-5 years of muscle training and he can be our very own yaya toure

[split walrus]

They were interested in the beginning of june as well

But im sure they were looking to loan him

[untold sandal]

Never a loan

I think if its sancho, we wanna get it permanently over with

[untold sandal]

As in we will never do it for a loan

Also just me or does kone feel like a vivell signing

https://x.com/marco_alcarasz/status/1826687291911446901?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Marcó Alcarasz (@Marco_Alcarasz) on X

🚨EXCL: Manuel Ugarte to Man Utd is SIGNED, SEALED and DELIVERED! 🇺🇾✅

#mufc

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 6:26 PM

What in the horseshite

🤣 🤣

[mellow star]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[split walrus]

I meant juve

[mellow star]

haven't seen any reliable source about Ugarte situation

[split walrus]

Bro this dude can fk off really

[untold sandal]

Its hilarious

Because these 'journalists' d ride any small bs they can find

[untold sandal]

Is he not tired yet? Dude is yapping so much about absolutely nothing 🤣

[violet ibex]

not sharing their tweets would help, because it will reduce their traffic

[grim moon]

Finally, a non-forward wonder kid signing

[untold sandal]

Him and collyer ballin in the future 🤞

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utdfaithfuls/status/1826704096952549574?s=46

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨🗣 - Are Man Utd doing things differently with the new regime?

David Ornstein: "Yeah. There's been a drive to be more disciplined in the negotiations... Prudent and sensible, which often didn't happen in the past."

[@WeAreTheOverlap via @BeyondUTD1]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 7:32 PM

[copper harbor]

Someone just signed for the team

His name is Sekou Koné, any ideas who is him?

[violet ibex]

most (or all) of us have only learned of his existence just now too 😂

but he looks good, a very promising DM

[copper harbor]

From a 0/10, how much he is?

[split walrus]

Apparently 8 at minimum

[copper harbor]

DAMN, is he better than Mainoo?

[violet ibex]

he's still 17 years old, so I prefer to not rate him using numerical values like that

[split walrus]

He d be compared when he makes it to first team w us

Although we signed him to play w U21s for a while

[violet ibex]

from the few clips available, he looks like quite a different profile

you can compare his mould more with ugarte

great tackle and long balls

[copper harbor]

Oh, alright

[split walrus]

He looks more like a getting the ball and keeping the game running kinda guy than someone like mainoo who takes the ball forward

[copper harbor]

Which position he plays?

RB?

[split walrus]

Which as somupa said, ugarte-esque

CDM

[violet ibex]

well...

[copper harbor]

Interesting...

[violet ibex]

I've said it a minute ago 😭

[copper harbor]

My bad 😅

[split walrus]

I just wanna see ugarte saga done man

[copper harbor]

Honestly, this signings are crazy tbh

[split walrus]

I m so sick of psg

[violet ibex]

hopefully soon

[copper harbor]

Me too

[violet ibex]

if they're really just being petty towards ratcliffe, it's very childish

[copper harbor]

1 week, that's enough I think

[violet ibex]

oh right, one concern about that kone lad is he looks very thin at the moment

so we might need to wait a couple of years before seeing him promoted to the first team

maybe 2-3 years of muscle training

[copper harbor]

He will get stronger, it's all about time...

[violet ibex]

true

[split walrus]

Yoro is thin too bro 😂

[violet ibex]

lol yeah you're right

[copper harbor]

Alright, thanks for the information. Have a good night/day!

[violet ibex]

you too mate

[split walrus]

Dont miss sitters next game

Goodnight

[copper harbor]

🤣

[copper harbor]

Have a good one!

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826725690299089191?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Manchester United consider Jadon Sancho’s situation still open ahead of the final week of summer transfer window.

Juventus have made new contact with Sancho’s camp as he’s still one of the main names on list ⚪️⚫️

PSG never sent formal bids; race still open to other clubs.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 8:58 PM

Sancho’s time is up w us

Juve pushing for a last minute move

We ll take it probably

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1826742891357896784?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | BREAKING:

Juventus are considering a loan with an obligation to buy for £40m with certain conditions for Jadon Sancho. The current problem however with the deal is Sancho's wages.

[@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 10:06 PM

@untold sandal i told u

• DiMarzio is Tier 1 in italy

[untold sandal]

Damn

[split walrus]

They r broke lmao

They r yet to pay ronaldo’s wages

[untold sandal]

Oh, loan with obligation is fine

I was just sayin normal loan wouldnt cut ut

[split walrus]

Sancho d hv to cut his salary lol

[untold sandal]

Good

[unique marsh]

You got the mali team best player in the tournament if i am right

[vast jolt]

Him and mainoo is gonna be scary

Ineos😭

[unique marsh]

Would have preferred Zubi for you guys

[vast jolt]

Sadly its not possible

[untold sandal]

Zubi would be great but he would stay at sociedad

And its fine because ugarte is the profile we need, and unlike zubi, ugarte REALLY wants to play for us

[vast jolt]

If he rejected liverpool hes not going anywhere

[unique marsh]

I mean zubi is loyal to his club

[outer lynx]

Al-Khelaifi: "Well, sure. After Manchester United paid us around 60 mto 70m euros"
Ugarte: -_-

[unique marsh]

And me seeing ugarte is like he isn't any top team level he is just a lower quality Onana

[untold sandal]

Thats.. false

lol

[unique marsh]

Damm i always hate the guy but last season luis Enrique started showing less trust and trust

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/allenmufc129/status/1814179546423509457?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Allen United (@allenmufc129) on X

[Stats comparison]

Manuel Ugarte vs Amadou Onana vs Youssouf Fofana :

• Overall stats: Ugarte ✅
• Defensive stats: Ugarte ✅
• Attacking stats: Fofana ✅

Ugarte has better stats as a 6 than the others. Don’t understand the hate 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stats from fbref, squawka and sofascore.

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 6:04 AM

[unique marsh]

He got benched in all the big games like
Against dortmund and us ( barcelona ) and played 10 mins or something against us when we lost everything
Clearly Luis Enrique didn't trust him

[untold sandal]

Ugarte is underrated as hell. He was a monster at sporting, and he was v good at the beginning for PSG. Enrique just benched him because he preferred attacking options

Otherwise Ugarte was never poor

[unique marsh]

Nahh the games in the ucl made him get benched

Those matches against AC Milan

And Newcastle united

[untold sandal]

Nope. Because he wasnt poor

Mate did you watch ugarte in those games?

His composure and winning the ball back ability was great

Again, enrique prefers attacking options like neves or zaire emery

Its just what enrique ball is. Thats why for example enrique at barca played rakitic (a pretty attacking midfielder) at CDM

[unique marsh]

Yep was easily dispossessed
Lacked physicality in duels
Was easily drawn out to foul

[untold sandal]

Nope

Dude won the ball back so often

Legit look at his stats

And even in the games, great composure

Playing players isnt as simple as 'are they good or not', its about how they fit in ur plans

Like chiesa. He's great. But motta wont be playing him because he doesnt work in motta ball

[untold sandal]

His defensive and winning the ball back/holding stats exceed amadou onana in several ways

His only weakness is going forward tbh. But thats not what we need from him, because we already have the prorgesser (mainoo) and the creator (bruno)

We lack the destroyer which is ugarte. It makes a majority complete midfield

Imo its a good and underrated signing

[unique marsh]

Imma see ugarte this season
But you have casemiro too rn

[untold sandal]

True. Idk what we will do with case

[unique marsh]

Maybe send him to the mess of al nassr

[untold sandal]

Sadly saudi dont want old players

[unique marsh]

Cristiano mane Benzema brozovic 💀

[untold sandal]

Ik but not anymore

[unique marsh]

Lmfao

Saudi take frenkie de Jong

My favourite player is kubala
Endrick can be bobby charlton Kubala can't be mine

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-yakuza-door-hello-chat-kicks-door-gif-11254397913248683184

[wintry gate]

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-a-bit-aggressive-thats-not-nice-little-brutal-its-too-much-bet-network-gif-15326145

[split walrus]

Oh lmao i was supposed to send it in fan chat

Gotta redo

[split walrus]

Nice one

[split walrus]

Yes! Ineos hired best chefs in town

[unique marsh]

No they didn't hire

[split walrus]

Barca should hire u

[unique marsh]

I can't use gif

[split walrus]

Bro our scouting department is finally getting green lights after a decade now

They always found players but glazers said no

Cause no shirt sales

[split walrus]

Download united app n predict score

😂

[unique marsh]

No they didn't hire

[unique marsh]

Ughh

[split walrus]

@placid reef this one is more about football 😂

[placid reef]

Yo

[placid reef]

Barça are too dumb to offer De Jong out to Saudi 💀💀

[split walrus]

U tell me what are they good at

😂

[placid reef]

Increasing their €1 billion+ euro debt is one

[split walrus]

@unique marsh is proud

[placid reef]

If only Real Madrid were like that too

💀🙏

[placid reef]

If Barca had working brain cells, they’d offer Frankie De Jong out to all Saudi and Qatari clubs for a minimum price tag of €150 million but they don’t have brain cells so 💀💀

[vocal monolith]

Closer than yesterday

After 1 hour we will be closer than now

[split walrus]

What’s the source for this brother?

Although all of it is nearly confirmed so

[vocal monolith]

Fabrizio Romano

[split walrus]

Romano has milked this saga too much

[split walrus]

Loan or Permanent?

[vocal monolith]

It doesn't say anything , just us & spurs looking at him as option

After 2 last season , i think we need more defenders

But i don't see Christiansen signin for ManUtd or Spurs . He don't want to be an backup

[split walrus]

We need defenders anyway bro, we can upgrade on our depth

LB is untrustworthy

We can add one more CB/RB

Romano said united ll clear out the midfield in upcoming windows

@FabrizioRomano: “From now to next summer, I think MANY midfielders will be GONE from #MUFC.

“My personal prediction is that, McTominay, Casemiro and Eriksen, one this summer, one in January and one in next summer, will leave” [YT]

Sales with Add-ons

Mason Greenwood – £26.7m
Aaron Wan-Bissaka – £15m
Donny van de Beek – £12.7m
Willy Kambwala – £9.6m
Alvaro Fernandez – £5.1m
Facundo Pellistri – £5.1m
Will Fish - £2m

Total – £76.2 million

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826879798200991750?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 More on exclusive news on Sékou Koné to join Manchester United.

Deal 100% agreed and done, documents will be signed after medical next week.

£1m transfer fee plus several add-ons based on performances.

2006 born Mali international talent considered as smart investment.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 7:11 AM

1M steal

[unique marsh]

Starting the season at ucl

[split walrus]

How does the ucl ending go

[placid reef]

Out to Atleti in the round of 16

[unique marsh]

Way better than man u ending in either ucl or uel

[violet ibex]

starting the season at ucl, got knocked down, and then got knocked out by antony 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[unique marsh]

And win the league title

[golden hamlet]

Trippier is a RB and available shame we need a LB and he is a United Fan

[unique marsh]

That left back from Newcastle is available too right

[feral solar]

hello

[violet ibex]

that just speaks volumes of how bad la liga is 😭

[unique marsh]

Doesn't matter
If i am right no English team has beaten a Spanish team in a final

And we have youngster rising up in every club

In 17 clubs you will find delightful talents all over there from academy

In england they prefer foreigners over there youth

[violet ibex]

yeah spanish talent >>> english talent

most of them

different topic tho

it's not a counter argument to how bad la liga is

[unique marsh]

We play with talents you play with money that's the difference

[violet ibex]

a washed club that got knocked out by a struggling, mediocre, injury-ridden man utd won the league

🤣

that is why I said la liga is bad

quality-wise

[unique marsh]

We didn't struggle when we had playwrs

We were using
Hector and Marcos as wingbacks
Gerard as cb with eric garcia

Thats why we were bad

And after that we discovered talents in la masia

And next season we were in quarter finals

[violet ibex]

if you really thought your side was worse than ours, I don't know what to say

[unique marsh]

And due to that javier tebas guy the league is struggling

[violet ibex]

we're playing shaw, a LB, in CB

[unique marsh]

Lmfao marcos alonso and jordi alba in defence

34 35 years old guys

[violet ibex]

we played WEGHORST in AM 😭

[unique marsh]

Before balde was cooking

Gavi as left wing

I am having head ache

[violet ibex]

bruno as right wing

[unique marsh]

Wait isn't gundogan gonna play a game before malacia 🤣🤣

[violet ibex]

we have weghorst and fred on midfield

[violet ibex]

man malacia doesn't exist at this point 😭

[unique marsh]

This line up isn't gonna work busi isn't playing anyways

Our main midfield was

Busi
Frenkie pedri

Gavi as rotational

[violet ibex]

you really thought our line up was going to work?? 😂

bro focus on man utd's line up

if you have any kind of football knowledge you know how shite it is

would you take those players over yours

[unique marsh]

You guys actually had wingers

[violet ibex]

bruno isn't even a winger....

we played our winger, rashford, in ST

[unique marsh]

Shaw and Malacia is bad pairing though

[violet ibex]

you guys had lewa

an actual striker

shaw is a LB

[unique marsh]

He is our cdm

[violet ibex]

we didn't have any CB left due to injuries

[unique marsh]

Comapre Alonso and Jordi to shaw and malacia

Shaw can actually defend too

Xavi made the game hard for us

By playing gavi

[violet ibex]

man I wanna see your manager play a LB in CB against a strong opponent and see how you react 😂

barca have been far better than man utd

we're the underdogs here

and we're playing our LB as CB

[split walrus]

They d be doing this soon enough now that they cant even register new players

[violet ibex]

you wanna trade gavi with fred? 😂

[unique marsh]

Alonso and Jordi alba are there

Idk what you mean

[violet ibex]

trade pedri with weghorst?

[unique marsh]

Alonso is a lb and alba is a lb too

[split walrus]

Doesn’t change the fact that our squad was worse and playing out of positions than yours

[violet ibex]

should be the emphasis on "against strong opponent" cus we're shite

[split walrus]

Worst of all is getting kicked out by antony

[unique marsh]

I will say same thing all eruopean clubs said to ronaldo "No"

[unique marsh]

Idc that made us win 2 trophies in a season

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-antony-barcelona-antony-goal-antony-meme-gif-14353921477897340999

[unique marsh]

That was necessary to brining us down we were full of ourselves

[split walrus]

Half of the fanbase still is

Barca is out of touch w reality

[unique marsh]

And its europa league why do you even care

[violet ibex]

see, you know that your side was far better than ours

[split walrus]

Speaking as if u guys win ucl every 2 yrs

[unique marsh]

And you are speaking like you guys win european competition every season

[unique marsh]

Our side was better that game we drew but xavi played a bad team on paper

[split walrus]

We are not, contradictory to that we are literally saying our team was mid

Still is to some extent

[placid reef]

Antony future Barça winger

[unique marsh]

The team where every players were in chance of missing next game he played gavi and all

[violet ibex]

ten hag also played a bad team on paper tho

[split walrus]

Btw somupa we got atletico fan here as well

[unique marsh]

None of your players missed the next game

They went all out on a match that didn't matter

[violet ibex]

5 of those players are already sold

[placid reef]

Who is Somupa?

[violet ibex]

and two are on their way out

[placid reef]

Oh nvm

[split walrus]

Ice cold kobbie

[unique marsh]

I hate one piece

I like it too

[violet ibex]

I'll be rooting for atletico to win la liga

[unique marsh]

Same like barcelona

[split walrus]

4/10 united beat a 7/10 barca is all we r saying

[split walrus]

Frfr

[unique marsh]

I hate the management
I love the coub

[split walrus]

They did some nice business

Unlike a club from Catalonia

[violet ibex]

😂

[placid reef]

We Comin’

[violet ibex]

at least we'll see yamal playing together with nic- oh wait

[split walrus]

😝

Pretty sure laporta said they could buy nico

No idea what happened

[placid reef]

I mean it’s hard to do any business when your debt is worth as much as the Glazer’s net worth 😭

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-fc-barcelona-varcelona-barcelona-funny-real-madrid-gif-18343920648354266444

[unique marsh]

7/10 Barca?
We had sir Sergi Robertinho playing left wing

[violet ibex]

oh hey we can make some deal happen

glazers can go to barca

[placid reef]

Yes

[unique marsh]

Lets compare it to Manchester united

[placid reef]

Nah send the glazers to Real Madrid

[split walrus]

We were not the ones getting battered day in day out by kroos so we are out of it

[split walrus]

Barca bro

[placid reef]

I’d brag but “Atlético Madrid” and “UCLs” don’t go together well for a reason 💀💀💀

[split walrus]

More memes

Think about it

[placid reef]

I hope we can win our first ever UCL soon

[violet ibex]

la masia is arguably the best academy in the whole world

[split walrus]

U ll before barca wins another

[violet ibex]

especially for midfielders

but somehow

[split walrus]

Scammed chelsea with guiu

[violet ibex]

scholes >>>>> any la masia midfielders

[split walrus]

Did u see the miss btw?

Open net

[violet ibex]

not yet

[unique marsh]

No you guys have the lead
You guys have won the uel
Kroos haven't

[split walrus]

https://x.com/chancemissed/status/1826718342025240628?s=46

Big Chance Missed (@ChanceMissed) on X

Marc Guiu🤯

#CHESER #ConferenceLeague #UECL #CFC #ChelseaFC #Chelsea #Servette

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 8:29 PM

See this bro

La masia grad

[unique marsh]

Chelsea and number 9 curse

Idc we got an upgrade

[violet ibex]

lmaoooo

fernando torres-esque

[placid reef]

I can’t believe we managed to sell João Felix for as much as we did to Chelsea 💀💀💀

[split walrus]

Im pretty sure barca would have signed cancelo

If they had the money for it

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[placid reef]

The locker room cancer

[split walrus]

Laporta n deco

[violet ibex]

joao felix and memphis depay somehow managed to scam clubs into thinking they're good

[unique marsh]

Paul scholes is closer to cesc fabreags then he is closer to Xavi or iniesta

[split walrus]

U forgot lukaku

[placid reef]

Lukaku is good when the lights are off

[ocean sun]

Surely this guy behind koné signing. He's done these kinda signings when he was in Salzburg. ❤️

[placid reef]

Which AI disstrack is better?

Lukaku when the lights are on however…💀💀💀

[split walrus]

Move on from 2010 man

Live in 2024

Messi era is over

[unique marsh]

And paul scholes how did he come here?

[violet ibex]

🗣️ Xavi Hernández: "Paul Scholes! A role model. For me, he's the best central midfielder I've seen in the last 15, 20 years. He's spectacular."

🤣

[split walrus]

Barca

[unique marsh]

I see where the bottling dna came from in barca

[placid reef]

Barca is currently owned by TWO clubs in the same city (Madrid) that’s must be tough no offense 💀😭

[split walrus]

Barca is so funny. Its my daily dose of entertainment

[unique marsh]

Didn't felix own you in both games?

[placid reef]

Where is Llorão Pelix now?

[unique marsh]

And madrid don't they take you out for dog walk every season

[unique marsh]

In chelsea

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-cancelo-gif-16219444489828217706

[placid reef]

If he was so good why didn’t y’all sign him on a permanent deal?

[unique marsh]

60 mil
We ain't stupid like atletico for buying him in 120 mil

[placid reef]

We prevented them from getting a treble and were the ONLY team to beat them last year but go off

[split walrus]

Do u even have 120

😝

[unique marsh]

Lamine yamal is worth more than atletico Madrid

[split walrus]

@shell bobcat cooks barca better than anyone

[unique marsh]

At last nobody was able to stop them from winning ucl

[split walrus]

@placid reef is this real

[placid reef]

Tysm for giving us over €100 million for our club legend and then giving him back to us

[violet ibex]

the topic has moved on but I forgot to send this one

[placid reef]

Don’t you dare ever call my club stupid again considering your club literally did this

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[unique marsh]

3rd october 2021
Last time atletico madrid won us in league

Uff my hand is in pain searching a long way

[placid reef]

Search the €1 billion+ debt your club is in

[split walrus]

When was the last time u guys had a good transfer window

[placid reef]

Your hand is gonna hurt way more trust me

[unique marsh]

That season we won 2 trophies didn't end up trophyless like atletico

[placid reef]

Says the person who supports a club who’s so in debt that they are selling parts of their stadium and are relying on Spotify milking the crap out of musicians they’re scamming out of royalties for ends meat 😭🙏

[unique marsh]

Ok they didn't work in Barca
But joao felix worked in barca
And that is the truth like grizzy worked in atletico

[unique marsh]

That isn't even a debate

[placid reef]

You’re right. Our club is worth more than a 17-year-old your club can barely even afford to pay

[split walrus]

ESL d have saved barca

No wonder it didnt happen

Who doesn’t like banter barca

[unique marsh]

Anyways what is whalefin

[placid reef]

When his contract is up

💀💀💀💀

[unique marsh]

Never heard of them

[unique marsh]

We actually sell the most jersey and get money to pay salary

[placid reef]

Gonna let him go on a free like Gundo?

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-and-the-chipmunks-theodore-and-simon-gif-16842773293981516018

Laporta n deco after another failed window

[placid reef]

We’ll take him if so

Like we took Griezmann back

[unique marsh]

Ok you can enjoy gundo going for free

We will enjoy beating you in league

[placid reef]

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR TEAM?

[unique marsh]

Crappy team won 3-0

[placid reef]

Mf who have you signed Dani Olmo and that’s IT?!?!

[unique marsh]

Last season too

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/julian-alvarez-atletico-de-madrid-spider-man-la-araña-que-pica-gif-17553285305767603146

[placid reef]

And I thought Barca was the biggest club in the world

[split walrus]

Not even the biggest in spain

[unique marsh]

There was no competition from atletico we had to play oriol romeu that game when we won 3-0

[placid reef]

What happened with Nico Williams?

Guess Spotify didn’t milk enough hot musicians for y’all to have the funds to sign him

What a tragedy

[unique marsh]

Guess what

[placid reef]

Y’all’s debt has gone higher?

[unique marsh]

You will be finishing 3rd this season

[placid reef]

I can guess that

If y’all get hit and found guilty of any FFP breaches it’s over 💀💀

[unique marsh]

Xavi had to take red card
He played Oriol Romeu too still couldn't score 1 AGAINST us

Guess the team

[placid reef]

Look how many new guys we’ve signed

[unique marsh]

Signing doesn't make you win the league

[placid reef]

Y’all still can’t register Dani Olmo btw

Aka your ONLY big new signing

💀💀💀

[unique marsh]

Thats the only thing you have said in this debate

[placid reef]

Wdym by that

[unique marsh]

You only complained about signing not registering and spotify deal

Nothing else

[placid reef]

But you just said that what I just said was “the only thing I have said in this debate”

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fiting-dogs-funng-trying-to-stop-my-friends-from-fighting-gif-5940954

[placid reef]

So that’s a lie

[unique marsh]

You know that you guys are interested in lenglet?

And lenglet is getting extended for lower wage

It will clear the space for registering olmo

[placid reef]

Not if we get Hancko

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826899939177214330?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Manuel Ugarte again OUT of PSG squad for this weekend, exactly as one week ago.

His move to Manchester United is at the final stages, almost completed. ⏳🇺🇾

↪️ Carlos Soler, also out of the list as West Ham keep working on the deal.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 8:31 AM

Here we go imminent

[unique marsh]

Till that he will get extended with lower salary

We need 3 mil more for registering olmo

That will be enough

[placid reef]

PSG bought him a year ago just to sell him immediately a year after bro what are they doing 💀💀💀

[placid reef]

Ah

[split walrus]

They bought joao neves

[placid reef]

Yeah he’s good

[split walrus]

And had to sell a midfielder

U need perms

[placid reef]

Ah

[split walrus]

U gotta come top 10 in trivia on Tuesday or predict a score in man united app

[placid reef]

BRING HIM HOME

If he’s cheap

Which he prolly will be

[split walrus]

Why bro

He is 33

Go for someone young

[placid reef]

Better than Molina

And he’d be cheap

[split walrus]

But thats a short term fix

[placid reef]

Fair

[split walrus]

Atletico is going for youngsters

[placid reef]

João Mário from FC Porto

Bang

[unique marsh]

Idc cut that stupid from throat zoro

[split walrus]

Lookman is moving to psg btw

[unique marsh]

Ruining his career again?

[split walrus]

Fr

Prison fc

[placid reef]

Decent signing for PSG

[placid reef]

That’s Marseille

[split walrus]

😂

[placid reef]

Les Dopés are back

[split walrus]

Greenwood talks arent appreciated in this server btw

Just a heads up

[placid reef]

Fair I’m just making fun of him cuz he’s a POS but I’ll delete

[split walrus]

What a player tho

Thankfully we have a sell on clause on him

[copper harbor]

Good morning!

[split walrus]

Hi rashford

[placid reef]

This pic is so cold icl 😭😭

[split walrus]

Please ship urself to barca

[placid reef]

Nah Barça are getting Leon Goretzka first bro!

[copper harbor]

Hello! 😂

We got any news from Manuel Ugarte?

[violet ibex]

doesn't fit enrique's tactics too

[placid reef]

True

[violet ibex]

he doesn't like ball winners

[placid reef]

Leverkusen 🤝 Real Madrid

Having a bunch of 12-year-old insufferable glory hunters as fans

[split walrus]

Ngl atletico is a great club

[violet ibex]

leverkusen atm is like dortmund 10 years ago

[split walrus]

If i was a laliga follower, id ve gone for atleti

[violet ibex]

I do like leverkusen tho, hope they'll win bundesliga again

or the RB clubs can win it

as long as it's not bayern

[split walrus]

Yea fr hope bayern lose for another decade

[violet ibex]

if kane doesn't win any bundesliga trophy too it's gonna be hilarious

[split walrus]

Hes not winning shite bro

[placid reef]

no

[placid reef]

Even worse

[violet ibex]

as long as bayern not winning it I'm happy enough

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_AYVXPI4S5/?igsh=MThlNzZlYzV0dHlwcg==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manuel Ugarte, again left out of PSG squad… Man United, coming soon! 🔴🇺🇾

Ugarte only wants Man United move and Luis Enrique leaves him out of the squad for next Ligue1 matchday.

The negotiations between clubs are at final stages as deal’s finally almost closed — as revealed yesterday.

↪️ Carlos Soler, also left out as top of West ...

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PSOPLE ITS HAPPENING @violet ibex @split walrus

[split walrus]

Yes

[grim moon]

Fab rinsing and repeating😭

[split walrus]

Just like last week

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1826910482197803042?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Chelsea, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Monaco and Juventus all showed an interest in signing Sékou Koné, but the player chose to join Manchester United as that was his desired move. #MUFC [@GraemeBailey]

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 9:12 AM

[feral solar]

that pellistri pfp❤️‍🔥

[grim moon]

Surprised he took us when Barca was there tbh

Obviously we’re the bigger club🙃but La Masia has been a breeding ground for stars

Although we have that back now

[split walrus]

🗣️

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-_PIxiIDXI/?igsh=MXRkcnNpN2s0ZmJhNw==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: Jadon Sancho can still leave Man United with talks now taking place again 🔴👀

Manchester United consider Jadon Sancho’s situation open ahead of final week of summer transfer window.

Juventus have made new contact with Sancho’s camp as he’s still one of the main names on their list ⚪️⚫️

PSG spoke to his agents in the recent weeks but ...

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[split walrus]

Juve wants a loan with obligation

Issue is his wages

[feral solar]

he played real well yesterday

[split walrus]

He is a great player

Good person as well

Btw did u guys see what elanga commented

Under oyedele’s farewell post

He’s still salty we sold him

[violet ibex]

it's been happening for a month

🛌

[split walrus]

Basically saying dodged a bullet

[golden hamlet]

I sold him after last week FPL tooo 😭

[violet ibex]

damn elanga really hates us

[split walrus]

Everybody knows we make superstars, especially looking at what garna n mainoo did w the opportunities they got

[golden hamlet]

Nick Powell was the saltiest!!!

[split walrus]

He wasn’t as good as he thinks he is

If not then ineos d have sold him now

Idk why he still salty

[violet ibex]

what did powell do/say?

[golden hamlet]

Also in one of the pre season games he was soo over aggressive and was tackling our team like crazy

[gusty dagger]

Who tf is he?

[golden hamlet]

He was with Wigan I guess back then

[violet ibex]

damn

[split walrus]

He thinks he is di maria

[violet ibex]

our ex-player. honestly used to look promising

scored a good goal for us

[golden hamlet]

He was a wonder kid from Crewe but injuries and he got side tracked

Do Maria thinks he is Nick Powell!!!

[violet ibex]

he wore 25 after we gave AV25 the number 7 if I remember correctly

[golden hamlet]

Yea he had potential sure

[gusty dagger]

damn, he has more epl title than gerrard

[raven cargo]

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has decided to keep Casemiro following an impressive pre-season and beginning to the new Premier League campaign. The Red Devils had planned to sell the midfielder, but were short of suitors to take him on. (The Sun)

[split walrus]

https://x.com/anfieldedition/status/1826895154839437476?s=46

Anfield Edition (@AnfieldEdition) on X

Slot has confirmed that Quansah picked up an injury during training and didn’t train on Wednesday.

It remains to be seen if he’ll be fit for the weekend.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 8:12 AM

@safe geode

Quansah is out

[safe geode]

Yeah I know

That's bad

[split walrus]

Good for us

Although i do hope he recovers quick

Sell him to us

We ll take care of his medical

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1826580796800471281?t=O7QU-ylTJnH8moEeRDYwVw&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Antonee Robinson is on Manchester United's radar for the left-back position in case an opportunity presents itself.

(Source: @GiveMeSport)

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 11:22 AM

This might be fake. But not a bad option either

[tribal knot]

great option, really like him.

but he's surely going to cost 30m+

[split walrus]

I think we might end up loaning only

But might get a permanent move in case we get another outgoing

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1826931421203624320?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Manuel Ugarte is waiting for his agent, Jorge Mendes, to give him the green light to travel to England. There is no longer any doubt that Ugarte will join Manchester United - the details are being ironed out. #MUFC [@lequipe]

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 10:36 AM

[feral solar]

thats crazy

[untold sandal]

smh de ligt and licha the wrong side

[split walrus]

Alot in this server put them in wrong position as well during predictions 😂

[untold sandal]

ik i saw 😭

[brittle raft]

I am glad all 2024 players are playing for Man Utd

don’t want them having a different badge next to their name

[violet ibex]

hot take: we ruined telles' career, he would had been a great player somewhere else

same with vdb

[split walrus]

Vdb was just sad

Ole could have made better use of his skill

He had a lot of contribution in their 18-19 ucl semi run

Ajax’s

[copper harbor]

Cmon man, just let him free 😭🙏

[serene barn]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5718971/2024/08/23/jadon-sancho-juventus-manchester-united?source=user-shared-article

[split walrus]

Only issue which seems hard is

His wages

220k around

Juve cant afford lol

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1826996203839447433?t=FQ7KjEzjEjT_72Z2tZdrmQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️⚫️ Juventus are currently in talks with the agents of Jadon Sancho, Nico González, Francisco Conceição.

Decisions to follow on wingers, soon. ⤵️

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 2:53 PM

He's clearly not in the plans of erik

£40m and he's yours

[violet ibex]

has more agents than actual contribution

[golden hamlet]

Kadioglu to Brighton??? Why are we not after him?

[split walrus]

Apparently he wasnt in the stands in fulham match

He came to dressing room n left

[shell bobcat]

Man I wish we could get conceciao he reminds me of young messi

[ocean sun]

£30-35m price tag

[split walrus]

Hoping juve pushes for sancho

Esp now that chiesa is out

[ocean sun]

Yeah

[shell bobcat]

I think his release clause is something around 30M, it's gonna be a bargain for anyone who gets him

[split walrus]

Brighton only

I dont see anyone pushing for him

[feral solar]

MBACKEEE

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827010591463997458?t=OESUeIGbODY348lzmxajHg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Ferdi Kadioglu to Brighton, here we go! Deal in place for €30m package for Fenerbahçe.

Kadioglu wanted #BHAFC project and personal terms were agreed already two weeks ago on five year deal.

Medical/travel to be planned for Turkish LB with Colo Barco on loan to Sevilla.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 3:50 PM

[shell bobcat]

Nah I'm talking about conceciao

His release clause is also 30M

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/bollywood2-ranbir-kapoor-yeh-jawaani-hai-deewani-ae-dil-hai-mushkil-kartik-aaryan-gif-7055334964353518313

[unique marsh]

@split walrus

[split walrus]

F

[violet ibex]

you got timed out for saying you're not a pep simp??

😂

[jolly glade]

Fabrizio Romano try not to post the same thing about Manuel Ugarte every hour challenge

[violet ibex]

Fabrizio after accepting the challenge and tweet it every minute:

[split walrus]

Chelsea is asking napoli 37m for lukaku

They might come to Mctominay after getting that done

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-tony-stark-marvel-robert-downey-jr-applause-gif-14738930

[grim moon]

Guys, idk about you, but I think Ugarte and United is close to happening

🙃

I just thought you guys wouldn’t know because of the lack of news around it

[split walrus]

Yes!

Ornstein bombaa incoming

[feral solar]

TOUCHING MEANS CONTRACT🤣

[split walrus]

Lukaku to Napoli is done

Napoli hopefully ll clear Mctominay case as well

[violet ibex]

leverkusen looking sharp

wirtz is truly the dream signing for next season

[split walrus]

He might move to madrid or bayern i fear

[violet ibex]

yeah it's more likely

[split walrus]

But we d have our chances if we secure ucl

[grim moon]

Isn’t it less likely atm because they’ve just spent on 2 guys and they still have Osimhen😭

[violet ibex]

wow VAR helped leverkusen

no goal to bmg

[split walrus]

They were waiting for lukaku to get done before selling osimhen

If chelsea secures osimhen, Mctominay is 100% out

[grim moon]

Well I’d rather keep McTominay and Chelsea not have Osimhen atp lol

Don’t want Osimhen going to Chelsea

[split walrus]

Same tbh

Id rather see Jackson missing sitters

[violet ibex]

bruh they keep playing with that thick smoke

(talking about leverkusen match)

[golden hamlet]

I like osimhen he could do a job for us!!!

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/RisingStarXI/status/1827069605942325325?t=7qilsZ01oXxaw83VvWvCcA&s=19

Rising Stars XI (@RisingStarXI) on X

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵⚪️ | 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒/𝟐𝟓 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 (𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 #𝟐)

This is just ridiculous.

🇳🇱 Mats Wieffer (24y, DM) ✅
💰€30M cost

🇹🇷 Ferdi Kadıoğlu (24y, RB/LB) ✅
💰 €35M cost

🇩🇰 Matt O’Riley (23y, CM) ✅
💰 €35M cost

🇫🇷 Georginio Rutter (22y, ST)

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 7:45 PM

What a top transfer window by Brighton

[split walrus]

Really nice ngl

[vocal monolith]

Wieffer is top player , was one of my top choices for us

[golden hamlet]

Brighton really has a decent scouting network and capable people getting good talent

[grim moon]

Clearly they don’t if they haven’t bought themselves starboy Hannibal Mejbri

🙃

[split walrus]

I think he is next

[vocal monolith]

Not bad , they could use him

He don't have space in our club.. He can't get minutes over Bruno & Mount

[split walrus]

Should we ping psg again next summer 😂

Can play both wings

[grim moon]

We can hope

They probably want to make him their next star tho

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/SemeraroNick/status/1827072564813836716?t=bGeymD0oS7npu7XkAUJppQ&s=19

Nick Semeraro (@SemeraroNick) on X

🚨Excl.

Jadon Sancho from Manchester United to Juventus is in the final stages.

Loan formula with option to buy at £40M.

#MUFC will contribute to the payment of the salary.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 7:56 PM

[split walrus]

Bro this dude yaps a lot

“Locked n loaded”

[violet ibex]

wow leverkusen were bottling and they got a pen at min 90 +10

wirtz missed the pen but scored the rebound

mochengladbach would feel like they're robbed

1 goal declined by VAR and then a pen against them at 90+10

[ocean sun]

He said this for de ligt ? 😭

[split walrus]

Everybody bro 😂

Thats his “here we go”

He has said this for ugarte as well

[ocean sun]

We really fumbled the joao neves deal. Now he's cooking with psg 😓

[ocean sun]

He says everything that comes to his mind

Eventually it takes time, but some are true 😭🤣

[split walrus]

Bro

4 assists in 2 matches

Actually we didnt fumble you know

Benfica wanted to make bank

[violet ibex]

well, neves also wanted luis enrique

[ocean sun]

They got him for £60m and we are basically funding psg with the ugarte money

[violet ibex]

didn't they get him for 70m?

[ocean sun]

Ok this gives me 20% belief he's gone

[violet ibex]

but yeah they're looking to fully cover neves deal with ugarte

[ocean sun]

70m euros

[violet ibex]

ahh

[ocean sun]

Honestly f psg

[violet ibex]

yes

[ocean sun]

And benfica

[violet ibex]

not a fan of rui costa anymore

screw him

[grim moon]

No no no no no. Permanent or obligation only please

[ocean sun]

We need to call back alvaro Fernandez when they don't have any left backs 😭🤣

[grim moon]

Screw options to buy

[violet ibex]

I believe that's tier F source

[ocean sun]

It's a loan + buy obligation

But why are we paying his wages

https://tenor.com/view/hurt-dog-sad-ouch-offended-gif-9658871699437611127

[grim moon]

It says option to buy

Which is a big hell no

[ocean sun]

Nick English is no good

Lock and loaded

[violet ibex]

consider it fake news until a tier 1 source say it

[ocean sun]

😂

Jadon sancho to Juventus
£40m package
There We Land

[violet ibex]

gyokeres just scored a hattrick btw

[copper harbor]

It's the new guy playing tomorrow? (Sorry for my ignorance)

[split walrus]

Sadly yes

[split walrus]

Is this fr?

He doesn’t follow bro

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1827091659458310582?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Napoli have made a bid of €25 million for Scott McTominay. [@DiMarzio] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 9:12 PM

Goodbye Mcsauce

DiMarzio is Italy’s numero uno