Transfer Talk

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-manchester-united-pfp-gif-gif-26647871

Is this not maturity?

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

Antonysaurus

[ocean sun]

Aura

[ocean sun]

Bro needs to bring back the tiger celebration. Oh wait he needs to play first 😭😂

[split walrus]

Scholes compared mainoo w zidane man 😂

[ocean sun]

W

[violet ibex]

I'm annoyed enough with rashford starting so hopefully I won't see antony playing for us anytime soon 😂

maybe some time in an unimportant match

when we're resting amad

[ocean sun]

If rashford can bang all the goals like he did during ten hags first season. We can definitely challenge for the title.

[violet ibex]

rather than doing the fantastic like he did during his purple patch post-WC, I just want him to at the very least not miss sitters, it will be a good start

[ocean sun]

Because our pressing has been good and we are forcing opponents to make mistakes. But we have to kill them inside the box by punishing them. That's where we are lacking.

[split walrus]

Thankgod man

[ocean sun]

Still can't believe how garna missed that open goal against Fulham. Rashford could have scored it 1v1 also.

[violet ibex]

oh wait, I remember another 19yo wonderkid who played for us who was also very mature, calm, and composed

can you guess who was it

[ocean sun]

Is dan gore injured ?

[violet ibex]

anthony martial 😭

[ocean sun]

Where's this lad.

[violet ibex]

no idea

[split walrus]

He plays in league 2

For port vale

[grim moon]

We need to start recruiting highly touted CB’s and RB’s in the academy so bad😭

[split walrus]

We ll we ll

We are still in very early stages

Im happy with Chido for now 😂

[grim moon]

Lusale apparently aswell right after him

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-0fSJAi4J6/?igsh=bTlvdHBkczk3Zjc5

footballers_report

How many do they need

Likes

12451

Instagram

[violet ibex]

🤣

chelsea players when they all leave training at the same time:

[split walrus]

Imagine joao felix joining n looking at the gym

[violet ibex]

joao felix queueing for a treadmill

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1825829580302602474?t=rmJ5lHAXdr7Zx9UKASYaMw&s=19

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 BREAKING!

Maxi Oyedele is in talks to join Polish side Legia Warsaw on a permanent move.

United are willing to sell him for a modest fee, but with a substantial sell-on clause.

Talks are ongoing, and Oyedele is keen on the move. [Simon Jones, @MailSport]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 9:37 AM

[grim moon]

Huuuuuuuuhhhhh

[ocean sun]

Good

[vocal monolith]

Sell on clause , let's hope we have an buyback clause

If he do well to get him back

[ocean sun]

I don't think so

Only sell on clause is included

[grim moon]

These sales better be because we’re suiting to buy up another quality player after Ugarte

[ocean sun]

Tough decision to make. Who starts against Brighton. Maguire or de ligt.

[violet ibex]

so oyedele will be another highly rated youngster we'll part ways with

[grim moon]

🚨🇹🇳 𝐍𝐄𝐖: Burnley are interested in Hannibal. A loan with obligation to buy or a permanent transfer are discussed. [ @mjcritchley , @adjones_journo ] #MUFC

I guess we’re not selling McT and opting to go for quantity over quality sales lol

[violet ibex]

kinda wild. if I were a manager for a midtable or championship side I'd immediately get in touch and bid for oyedele

[shell bobcat]

Tbh selling Pellistri with a low fee and a sell on clause is smart, Pellistri has great potential but he would've not got his chance here so hopefully he does well now and gets an offer from a big club and we profit from it

[grim moon]

Oyedele’s fee better be like €20M

Can we have a club overpay for one of ours players like damn

Chelsea and Man City and shite are selling all their unknown/shite players for inflated prices while we’re getting money that can barely buy a bucket of KFC chicken

[split walrus]

Oyedele is great though

He played well against rangers

[split walrus]

I still think the best profit we ll make is greenwood

His market value ll rise quite alot

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1825833287031419161?t=SwCFap_8S2bO4V0lTlR3Ew&s=19

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

PSG are prepared to sanction a loan-with-obligation for Manuel Ugarte to join Manchester United. Ugarte has made it clear he wants #MUFC and has already agreed personal terms. Talks positive, but PSG in no rush and happy to let negotiations run into next week if needed.🇺🇾

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 9:52 AM

[split walrus]

Beautiful

https://x.com/bluegrenades/status/1453628025065644033?s=46

Iso (@Bluegrenades) on X

Laporta's project.

Twitter · Oct 28, 2021, 7:41 AM

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1825816406035697938?s=46

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) on X

Man United have a negative net spend + wages on books by about £29M compared to last year whilst improving their first team and overall squad. Some really efficient work from the new INEOS team.

📸 - [@SaumilDave13]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 8:45 AM

[ocean sun]

🚨Departures under INEOS:

— Varane & Martial (€34M saved on wages)
— Greenwood (€26M rising to €31.6M + 50% sell on clause)
— Wan Bissaka (€17.6M fee)
— Kambwala (€10M with sell on + buyback)
— Álvaro Carreras (€6M rising to €9M with sell on + buyback)
— Pellistri (€6M + sell on)
— Van de Beek (€500k rising to €5M and potentially €15M)
— Forson & Williams (free transfers)

[grim moon]

🚨 Christian Eriksen has been offered to Ajax. Manchester United are asking for at least £5m.

(Source: @lauriewhitwell)

The fire sale has started

[split walrus]

Yes

We need it

We lose them on a free anyway

[grim moon]

Hannibal, Oyedele, Fish, and Eriksen might be on this list soon

As well as Sancho and McTominay

[split walrus]

Not bad tbh considering more are yet to come

[grim moon]

The open heart surgery has commenced.

[split walrus]

Chelsea needs to do us a favour 🫶🏽

[split walrus]

When some certain individual said it, they went berserk against him

https://tenor.com/view/ralf-rangnick-manchester-united-man-united-gif-24075953

[grim moon]

Bald man helps bald man

Would be a sight to behold

[split walrus]

Tbh this is nearly the perfect window ineos could have

[gusty dagger]

One bald man can't buy sancho untill they sell Sterling

[split walrus]

Making a statement signing with yoro
Not overpaying for branthwaite
Getting 2 deals in one go
Trying to find alternatives to a situation with ugarte
Getting outgoings done even if they r hard to sell

I like it

[gusty dagger]

We need Ugarte before Liv

[grim moon]

I’d still sell Maguire if we can tbh

Either we get about £20M+ for him now or we lose him on a free next summer

[split walrus]

Liv?

[split walrus]

I think we might need him as a backup this szn

He has been playing well since last season

I dont mind him leaving on a free

[grim moon]

I definitely dont mind him as a 4th choice CB but it’d stink losing him on a free

[gusty dagger]

Vs Liv game

[split walrus]

Hard

Thing is

[grim moon]

He wouldn’t be fit probably

[split walrus]

Even if we get him around 25 lets say, im not sure if he d have enough training done

[grim moon]

I’d still get him in there tbh

[split walrus]

He hasn’t played with psg

[grim moon]

Screw it

[gusty dagger]

If we sign him before Brighton he has a week to train

[split walrus]

Then it’s possible id say

[grim moon]

If we give Brighton a battering, we could throw Ugarte out there for a bit

Get him ready for Liverpool

[gusty dagger]

We'll lose to Brigton

And draw against Liverpool

Judging on how we played vs Fulham

[grim moon]

We played well against Fulham for a 1st game. If we finished our sitters, it would’ve been 4-0

[gusty dagger]

DeLigt, Licha, Ugarte
3 blood hungry Monsters in 1 team 😂

[split walrus]

U forgot Dalot

https://tenor.com/view/diogo-dalot-dalot-manchesterunited-manchester-united-celebrate-gif-5841243173759608678

[gusty dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-farrell-speechless-walk-away-walking-away-disgusted-gif-24677209

[split walrus]

Dalot has the captain mentality

https://tenor.com/view/diogo-dalot-dalot-dalot-passion-passion-man-utd-gif-26618119

[gusty dagger]

I was talking about the aggression not the passion lol

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/mjcritchley/status/1825814543597023707?t=8HDVpmRGYswvEJQsDtA97A&s=19

Mark Critchley (@mjcritchley) on X

Burnley interested in signing Hannibal Mejbri

A permanent deal or loan with obligation to buy both options at this stage

w/ @adjones_journo https://t.co/J9JYiA3GmT

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 8:38 AM

[gilded glacier]

Fede Valverde to Man United .... Here we hope!

[violet ibex]

dalot and shaw have massively improved since ten hag's arrival. tho for the latter he still gets injured 24/7

[split walrus]

https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1825837591016399222?s=46

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) on X

🚨🗣️ - Ten Hag on Ruud van Nistelrooy:

"We have Manchester United DNA with Darren Fletcher and now Ruud, its great."

"He still shows part of his game on the training pitch, but as for everyone the years are counting. No, we can't put him between the lines!" 🤣❤️

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 10:09 AM

He said no

[violet ibex]

😭

[raven cargo]

Manchester United and Chelsea have made offers to sign out-of-favour Juventus winger Federico Chiesa, though he is yet to decide on his next club. (SPORT - Spain)

Carlo Ancelotti would like Real Madrid to battle Man Utd for Everton defender Jarrad Branthwaite, but the European champions do not have any plans to sign him before the close of this window. (Defensa Central - Spain)

Man Utd are hoping to create space in their squad by selling Victor Lindelof prior to the transfer deadline. (Football Insider)

[jolly glade]

Swede in crutches for sale

[shell bobcat]

We are not getting Chiesa and Branthwaite

[golden hamlet]

He is originally from London and is a United fan I suppose but that ship has sailed long ago!!!

I would do the Australian Break Dance if it happens

We are shutting shop after Ugarte

[violet ibex]

hahaha

[gusty dagger]

Without INEOS We would have

Signed Brainthwaite for 75mil with 300k wage

Extended Antony Martial contract for 1 more year

Signed De Jong for 80mil

No De Ligt,Maz or Zirkzee

[jolly glade]

Brian Brobbey 😭

[agile crag]

there are too many games in england , you need a strong rotation

[vocal monolith]

Branthwaite for 100m ,

[split walrus]

And after alot of crying

We d have gotten joao neves as well

But for 140m

[raven cargo]

😭

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/LucaBendoni/status/1825848262236000489?t=TBu-rJJMfF7PXUlRJGlY2g&s=19

Luca Bendoni (@LucaBendoni) on X

Manchester United goalkeeper, Radek Vitek is close to joining Austrian side, BW Linz, on loan. 🚨🔴 #MUFC #transfers

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 10:52 AM

[untold sandal]

Good loan. He wont get game time

[split walrus]

U mean there or with us? 😂

He was pretty good in preseason

[untold sandal]

With us

[untold sandal]

Yeah but this season he wont

[split walrus]

Oh yea, let alone bayindir wont get it 😂

[untold sandal]

Yup

Good idea to loan. Vitek was great in pre season, has some great potential. Could maybe climb his way up to first team in the future

[split walrus]

And replace heaton

[untold sandal]

Yep

[split walrus]

Heaton is 38 now I think

[untold sandal]

Scott carson of man united

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825884179222978866?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🟣🇹🇳 Burnley are interested in loan with mandatory buy clause for Hannibal Mejbri, talks have started.

Not close/agreed yet as terms of the deal are not the ones expected but Burnley have reached out to #MUFC and player side.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 1:14 PM

What a perfect sight

We r finally moving on from him

[feral solar]

no not Burnley

outside the Championship

unless if we can loan him 👀

[split walrus]

Cause they sold berge? 😂

[feral solar]

we need a midfielder

[feral solar]

yes but don’t want him in the championship

[split walrus]

We is coventry?

[feral solar]

yes

[split walrus]

Is he a good fit for cov?

He sometimes messes up

[feral solar]

I’ve seen him during pre season games for United last season and honestly a step down a division for him shouldn’t be too much of an issue

[feral solar]

Amad did it at Sunderland and he found his feet after Rangers and he was performing great

[split walrus]

But for that to happen, coventry d have to approach

Or try to hijack burnley

[feral solar]

yeah he can be decent as the 2nd attacking midfielder option and in a number 8 role. we can use him for 2 different roles

[feral solar]

yeah nah we ain’t doing that

apparently we are looking to buy than loan

although we are definitely not looking at mejbri lmao

[split walrus]

Can do a loan with buy obligation

[feral solar]

just thought he would have been a good option for us if we were actually interested

[gusty dagger]

📊 Only five United players have been sold for fees of £25m and above:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid (2009) £80 million

2. Romelu Lukaku to Inter Milan (2019) £73.9 million

3. Angel Di Maria to Paris Saint-Germain (2015) £44.3 million

4. Daniel James to Leeds United (2021) £25 million

5. David Beckham to Real Madrid (2003) £25 million

[split walrus]

We made a loss on di maria

[violet ibex]

hijack berge

hannibal + 5m

lukaku and memphis are two most confusing players for me

somehow they managed to convince clubs they're good enough

until they play for the clubs and frustrate the fans

[split walrus]

Its realistic tbh

But its too late

Berge was supposed to travel today to fulham

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1825867887984222568?t=N48X94c9VplOQitoa-KShg&s=19

Reliable source??

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 PSG has agreed to sell Manuel Ugarte on loan with an obligation to buy! 👀🇺🇾

(Source: @JacobsBen)

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 12:10 PM

[split walrus]

Fabrizio commented 👀 on this in the morning

[violet ibex]

none of our loans have worked out, hopefully this time it's different

[split walrus]

Either way we d have to buy him after it ends

[jolly glade]

It's basically just a delayed payment

[untold sandal]

Its still a permanent transfer, but essentially we pay PSG over a few seasons from next season instead of this season. Better financially because we will have a better budget next season anyways

So rn it would be a 'loan' but really ugarte is permanently off to united, and it would be official next season

[vocal monolith]

Ben Jacobs is top source

[split walrus]

I dont mind it

[split walrus]

These kind of decisions were considered “intellectual stuff” under woodward and murtough

[untold sandal]

Its actually just the option that if you use common sense is the obvious one to take, but what do murtough and woodward know? 😭

[violet ibex]

"the manager wanted ugarte. there, we bid 80m. don't tell us we don't back the manager."

[safe geode]

So

[split walrus]

Yes

[safe geode]

You have been working on this deal for

[feral solar]

what a peaceful place to talk

[safe geode]

Ages

[feral solar]

like you on zubimendi

[safe geode]

And tbf I don't really know how good Ugarte is

I don't watch PSG

[feral solar]

Who watches them bruv😭

[safe geode]

I actually

Had a friend that

Really supported them

[feral solar]

the only french team i support is lille

[safe geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ali-koç-şüphelendi-gif-7876106759856879654

It's my destiny to

lose against you

[feral solar]

turkey want to make kendrick nunn turkish so they win eurobasket 2025

greece and turkey are now fighting over this

[split walrus]

Ur club doesn’t even work

U r not eligible to say this

[safe geode]

Yeah

I was just

making comment

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[safe geode]

Shut up and cure your migraine

[split walrus]

Unpopular opinion

After ugarte

Utd midfield > LFC midfield

[safe geode]

You know

My grandpa uses Insulin too

[shell bobcat]

At least we are working on some deals unlike the other red club

[safe geode]

He has a needle for it

[split walrus]

Prolly cause of sugar issues

Yes I know

[feral solar]

@split walrus we will hijack kadioglu after ugarte, deadline transfer

[safe geode]

Ikr arsenal is shite

[split walrus]

My grandpa used to do it as well

[shell bobcat]

Why are you the insulin merchant now🤣😭😭

[split walrus]

Naaa dont count on it

[safe geode]

You have something similar to that?

Needle

[feral solar]

Arsenal wont finish top 4 this year

[split walrus]

Cause i showed fan chat i drank 3 coca cola bottles in 2 days 😂

[safe geode]

Nah they will

[split walrus]

Its like a device which has needle

And it gets a drop of blood out

[shell bobcat]

They got calafiori, meanwhile you still have van disney

[feral solar]

top 4 will be:
City
Utd
Liverpool
Newcastle

[safe geode]

Ah yes

[shell bobcat]

Wtf💀😭

[safe geode]

He is better

[split walrus]

Liverpool removed crest from everywhere

[shell bobcat]

Don't drink coke bro it's not good for your health

[feral solar]

oh nah man

[safe geode]

Don't think newcastle will go that far

[safe geode]

I finished 1,5l of cola this week

In 4 days I guess

[split walrus]

Bro i want a here we go for ugarte

Also city is pushing for gundogan

For free

Imagine

[feral solar]

United vs LFC will be a match flr the ages this year

[safe geode]

Fenerbahce wants him too 😭

[split walrus]

How fkd barca is

[safe geode]

Being in a transfer race with city

So hard man

[split walrus]

Free transfer in middle of contract

[shell bobcat]

Sugar is worse than drugs, minimise your soft drinks consumption bro, I rarely drink soft drinks

[split walrus]

Ye bata, how did ur exam go

[shell bobcat]

Good, got another one tomorrow 😪

[feral solar]

just imagine olympiacos comes out of nowhere and steals him.. Kaan will not want to see me ever again

[split walrus]

Goodluck 😘

[safe geode]

I try to you know. But It's summer so I drink them to cold a little bit

[split walrus]

Trivia starting

[shell bobcat]

Thanks broski

[split walrus]

Lets try luck

[safe geode]

I don't drink as much as this in winter

[feral solar]

cya, gonna do the trivia

[split walrus]

@safe geode join #┃🧠・club-trivia

Please

[safe geode]

What's the topic?

[split walrus]

Idk

[shell bobcat]

Ah then alright, don't get addicted to it tho

[split walrus]

Just join

[safe geode]

I'm just addicted to

Fenerbahce

Nothing else

[shell bobcat]

And klopp

[safe geode]

And probably computer

[split walrus]

Aww

Love the passion

[untold sandal]

Fabrizio Raymano (@Raymano) on X

Ange Postecoglou on new signing @mellow star: 'Justy? A lifelong spurs fan? Didn't seem like it. He conceded every 1 on 1 and missed a tap in. I'm very disappointed.'

'For the €60m price we payed, this quality is something that Murtough and Woodward would want. Not us. Pathetic.'

[untold sandal]

im only jokin justy still love ya 🤣

[feral solar]

TOP 10 AGAIN

TOP 10 AGAIN

@split walrus @safe geode I CANT SEE YOU! WHERE ARE YA

[safe geode]

I'm 16th

Not bad for a liverpool fan

[split walrus]

20th

[safe geode]

Lol

[split walrus]

Bigger fan than me

[feral solar]

@safe geode is bottas and @split walrus is mazepin

💀

[untold sandal]

.

[untold sandal]

wow i gave u not 1, but 2 names 🤣

[feral solar]

WTF IS THIS

[feral solar]

btw next time im going for a podium

messed up withFING RIO

BUT GOT THE VIV ANDERSON QUESTION RIGHT

[violet ibex]

hot take: go get gundogan for free 😂

[ocean sun]

This annoys me now

Why is he coming back to city

Ffs

[safe geode]

https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1825936008191553619

Anything Liverpool (@AnythingLFC_) on X

🟢 𝑵𝑬𝑾

As things stand, Mohamed Salah set to leave on a free transfer at the end of the season.

✍️ @IanDoyleSport

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 4:40 PM

[split walrus]

He is too loyal to pep sadly

[shell bobcat]

You cannot replace him

[safe geode]

stupidpool

[shell bobcat]

Yes

[safe geode]

manstupid united

[shell bobcat]

I think it will be a long time you will get to see another salah

[safe geode]

True

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/knockout-kamaru-usman-ufc-ko-gif-21305611

[high zealot]

Liverpool to salah at the end of this season

[safe geode]

@split walrus how much

[split walrus]

25m

I love him tbh

He’s the best clutch player in the prem

[safe geode]

Can't you do anything for me

[split walrus]

When he’s on pitch, even he doesn’t know what he can do 😂

[safe geode]

I'm friend

5M€ And deal

[split walrus]

From my side, take him tonight cause his contract is ending

[split walrus]

Out

[safe geode]

I'm friend

[safe geode]

10M€

[split walrus]

Ive a deal

For u

Quansah + 10m

And he is urs

And for fener

Ferdi + 10

Scott’s xG was 5 last szn

[safe geode]

No

Scott + 15 = Ferdi

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[feral solar]

@split walrus @safe geode what has fanchat become

[split walrus]

Transfer Talk 🗣️

[feral solar]

@split walrus IS ROONEY COMING OUTTA RETIREMENT

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1825956978235203617?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 #mufc would prefer to buy Manuel Ugarte this summer, but there is a gap of around €10 million in what United and PSG value him at. [@JBurtTelegraph]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 6:04 PM

10M left

[split walrus]

He should not

At max he might come for a legends charity match

Thats fine

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dropball-rooney-gif-19975901

[jolly glade]

Hope for a permanent deal as it’ll mean we can enter next season without a chunk of change out of the bank immediately to complete an obligation

[split walrus]

😂

Well

I hope so as well

But i think we are moving w the loan option

To make sure we get outgoings done

Even if on cheap

[jolly glade]

I don’t really mind as long as we have Ugarte in the end

[split walrus]

That u can stop worrying about 💯

Count him as a united player

Worry about this instead

https://x.com/sportbible/status/1825854704770752616?s=46

SPORTbible (@sportbible) on X

🚨 | Cristiano Ronaldo tipped to make shock Man Utd comeback as star has 'unfinished business'.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 11:17 AM

😂😂😂😂

[jolly glade]

WHAT

[split walrus]

Clickbait ofc man

😂

[violet ibex]

🚨 🔴 | Romelu Lukaku tipped to make shock Man Utd comeback as star has 'unfinished business.' Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Erik Ten Hag are actively working on the deal. Lukaku's side, very keen on the move.

[jolly glade]

Big Rom ready to cause havoc

[split walrus]

Comeback so big, even ratcliffe himself went to do negotiations in person

[vocal monolith]

Lets hope Ugarte is ready for Liverpool game

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-always-hope-miracles-happen-most-everyday-south-park-a-very-crappy-christmas-theres-always-hope-miracles-are-happen-gif-19512789

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/UtdEIIis/status/1825967299100078128?t=27wV_WJi7FC4WhthW9I8gA&s=19

天蝎座 (@UtdEIIis) on X

Chelsea honestly needs to get investigated for money laundering.

Every single transfer window without fail they raise 100s of millions from their deadwood.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 6:45 PM

He's not wrong either way

How tf does this broja bloke gets sold for £30m while we are struggling to get £25m for mctominay

[vocal monolith]

27+ years old , with 1 year left on contract. He was around for many years and wasn't something special.
Teams that want him don't have capacity to spend more than £30m on a single transfer

Broja had some bad luck with injuries. If he deal with that he can be an very good striker

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/manutd_addicts/status/1825995392468603176?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

MANUTD SOURCES (@Manutd_addicts) on X

🚨🚨🚨

HUGE BREAKING:

🔵🔴 #FCBarcelona are prepared to give Marcus Rashford a way out of Old Trafford. With Rafa Leao seen as a difficult target, Barça have shifted their focus to Rashford. A €70m bid is set to be sent from the Barcelona offices to #MUFC soon.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 8:36 PM

nah how many utd twitter accounts are gonna keep dreaming

this might be the funniest BS i've seen yet 🤣 🤣

[violet ibex]

they can't even buy nico williams

hell, they can't even register dani olmo

😭

[jolly glade]

70 million Venezuelan Bolivars

[flat hedge]

I’d be happy lmao

[grim moon]

PSG really going to drag this Ugarte deal out huh

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-54Xeet2yS/?igsh=MWxvbWo0NnI3b2E4Ng==

onefootball

🚨 Man United want €47m for Jadon Sancho, and those inside the club feel Chelsea may make an approach before the window shuts, report @theathleticfc 😅🔵

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[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826034310270595481?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Napoli have asked for conditions of Sofyan Amrabat deal, one of several options for the midfield.

Scott McTominay deal remains also a possibility for Napoli, Man United keep asking for €30m package.

Decision in next days… top priority remains to get Lukaku deal done 🇧🇪

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 11:11 PM

[prime rock]

LUKAKU???

[split walrus]

Clubs r pushing for our backups

[split walrus]

Ya napoli wants lukaku

[feral solar]

@split walrus just got some info from the greek source i told you abt the pellistri transfer

6m + 4m addons

[split walrus]

Bro I believe romano 😂

Romano said 6m total

[feral solar]

via greek reports:
Manuel Ugarte is a Manchester United player on a 2-year loan with a 50mil buy option

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-4-uXVNl-w/?igsh=MXkyNXZtNnZvbjB5dQ==
What has insta become😭

king.aashh

Here we go

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27201

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[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826145207441641780?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🇩🇪 Contacts between Ilkay Gündogan's camp and Manchester City on Tuesday have been positive with all parties optimistic.

Gündogan would join for free from Barça, NO transfer fee.

Final green light up to Gündo, as Pep already said yes.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 6:32 AM

Gundogan gives me FA cup nightmare 🥲

https://tenor.com/view/ilkay-gundogan-goal-celebration-ilkay-gundogan-goal-celebrate-gif-1576185270155683397

[gusty dagger]

😭😭

[violet ibex]

the number one player I wanted us to sign from dortmund

and he had to join city instead

glazers felt like he won't sell shirts

screw them

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1826145207508722042?t=CapCSKM6gT0Kq9JENtqsXQ&s=19

60M bid pls chelsea

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Chelsea may make a late approach to sign Manchester United forward Jadon Sancho.

(Source: @TheAthleticFC )

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 6:32 AM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/skysports_sheth/status/1826167650331836447?s=46

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth) on X

Talks advancing between Manchester United & PSG over Manuel Ugarte. Cautious optimism move can happen before deadline. Permanent deal is preference for both United & PSG - but loan with obligation also mooted. #MUFC #PSG

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 8:01 AM

We are 10m valuation away

Imagine if we get ugarte for £45m

Perfect deal imo

[violet ibex]

chelsea please get both sancho and mct

[split walrus]

Atleast sancho

If not both

His wages itself d save us alot

[violet ibex]

sancho in chelsea would be funny

chelsea have energetic players

they lack a lethargic one

sancho would be perfect to fill that slot

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/TenHagEra/status/1826162211729055981?t=Hcbxo_vAPuZcQQkVjptWLA&s=19

Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) on X

🚨📸 - Manchester United players went out for a group dinner yesterday at a Chinese restaurant.

Via @MailSport

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 7:39 AM

[split walrus]

This window under Murtough/Arnold/Woodward

Incomings:

Branthwaite for 80m - 250k
Neves for 130m - 200k
De Ligt for 70m - 220k
Ugarte for 80m - 180k

Yoro/Mazraoui/Zirkzee skipped because won’t sell shirts

Outgoings:
Greenwood 10m
Brandon Williams 1m
Van De Beek 200k

Extensions:

Martial 2 Years
Varane 2 Years

[violet ibex]

looking at yoro pains me

😔

group bonding is great but do we have to have yoro to come when he can't even walk lol

[jolly glade]

Yoro would sell shirts, they just wouldn't have the guts to challenge Madrid

[split walrus]

FSG moment

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-7T0vbIdG5/?igsh=bTU5NG4wanYyN2Y3

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Ilkay Gündogan back to Manchester City from Barcelona on free deal 💙🔙

Agreement completed after Pep Guardiola said yes to Gündo’s return… and Barcelona wanted him to leave.

Free transfer with no money involved, Gündogan has accepted Man City proposal on deal until June 2025.

It will also include an option for further season. 🤝🏻
...

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F

[violet ibex]

I hate that brokecelona is not a proper club

[split walrus]

He basically went on loan to barca 😂

[violet ibex]

and now gundogan is back to haunt us

barca is such a shite club

[split walrus]

@unique marsh what is deco cooking bro

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-pizza-burnt-cooking-fail-top-chef-gif-25847959

Deco ^

[split walrus]

Lindelof is expected to stay for 24/25 season

He has stolen another year

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-crying-morocco-vs-portugal-worldcup2022-ronaldo-crying-gif-27225544

[feral solar]

dont be afraid my house of bravery roomate

[unique marsh]

Idc i will rather watch one piece this whole season i am scared of deco he ruined my beautiful club

[split walrus]

I actually wonder why laporta put him in

Deco doesn’t seem like a sporting director

[unique marsh]

Idk he needed someone who wouldn't criticise him like alemany xavi gundo did

Cause if you criticise you are not gonna be here

[split walrus]

Xavi criticised him?

I wasn’t aware

Then why did he want xavi back when he said he’s leaving in jan

[violet ibex]

😂

[unique marsh]

Didn't criticise laporta but talked about clubs finance's and laporta was pissed with deco and soon after xavi was sacked

[violet ibex]

so laporta is as shite as florentino perez

[unique marsh]

Perez is actually good

For the team laporta isn't

It's the situation of us like you had with glazers

[split walrus]

But perez is good w finances

[violet ibex]

yea that's fair

[unique marsh]

Honestly FSG is perfect for Barca rn

[violet ibex]

I just hate perez 😂

[split walrus]

Bro noo

Please

FSG is no good

Lfc has been crying for a cdm since last 2 years

@safe geode

[violet ibex]

it's okay, FSG can go to barca and then glazers go to pool

[unique marsh]

Better than what we currently have

[violet ibex]

fantastic

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[unique marsh]

We have been crying for neymar replacement for 7 years straight

[split walrus]

Its run on presidential basis right, laporta can get voted out?

[jolly glade]

Yes

[split walrus]

Barca isnt owned by any one

[unique marsh]

Barca ain't owned by everyone laporta lies are coming out

[split walrus]

Bro u tell me who’s even his replacement

He was too good

[violet ibex]

if it makes you feel better we've been crying for cr7 replacement for 15 years

[unique marsh]

Nahhh bro we bought countinho who was a CAM dembele RW griezmann cf

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

[unique marsh]

Bro thats why i said FSG not Glazers

[violet ibex]

also been crying for CM/CDM for more than a decade but that's settled now

[split walrus]

Thankfully glazers r out of sporting part now

[violet ibex]

yeah

[split walrus]

🥲

Only took 20 years

[unique marsh]

Others
Fourth last Fsg
Third last Deco
Second last Glazers
Last Chelsea guy who buys players

[unique marsh]

Thats the age of mine 😭😭

[split walrus]

Same

[violet ibex]

chelsea are hilarious

[split walrus]

Chelsea lmao

[jolly glade]

Boehly when he can't spend 100mill this week 😭

[split walrus]

I wouldn’t wish it on worst enemy

[unique marsh]

Boehly 60 mil for fdj he is captain material take him 😭😭

[violet ibex]

I do, I hope pool and city would be handled just as bad

[split walrus]

Are u aware that ineos wanted to buy barca before they came to united

Laporta said no

[violet ibex]

boehly 60m for sancho please 🙏

[unique marsh]

Idc i want them as sporting director above deco and owner ober laporta
I can't handle them till 2026

[split walrus]

What if laporta gets extended

Then what

[unique marsh]

I will be a cricket fan

[violet ibex]

😂

[split walrus]

80 minimum

[split walrus]

No no, u gotta support 😂

[unique marsh]

Fed up with his lies

[split walrus]

We watched 2014- 2021 united like this

[unique marsh]

Thats all he can do lies lies lies

[split walrus]

I think laporta likes people who agree to everything he says

[unique marsh]

Yeah

[split walrus]

He doesn’t like getting his opinions crossed

[unique marsh]

Alemany didn't want de jong lewa felix and so many

But laporta wanted

Alemany was out

Xavi criticized the clubs finances management Xavi got kicked out

[split walrus]

I think it was pep who was taking care of laporta’s issues in 2010s

[unique marsh]

Gundogan criticised clubs mentality after el classico

[split walrus]

N no one questioned it

[split walrus]

What did he say

[unique marsh]

The players weren't sad they lost to madrid and stuff like that

We didn't win madrid last season even once

[violet ibex]

laporta can hire me, I'll agree with everything he says just for 100k/week

[split walrus]

Part reason why laporta let him go then

[unique marsh]

Gundo was the only captain

[violet ibex]

hell, I'll double down on it and tell him his bad decisions are good

and encourage him to do it

[unique marsh]

After that all catalan teams will be battling relegation

[split walrus]

Gundogan has winning mentality cause of pep influence

[violet ibex]

😂

[split walrus]

Lets see how olmo goes

[unique marsh]

People are defending laporta cause of bartomeu bad decision

[split walrus]

Although more important signings could have been made

[unique marsh]

We clearly lack a cm mikel merino would have fitted
Left wing even sancho or any decent one for 60 mil could have been bought

[violet ibex]

kinda similar to when cr7 came back here
I disagreed with him disrespecting ten hag, but some of the things he said and did were good
mike phelan himself said that cr7 lost the dressing room after criticizing our players for lacking passion and saying that the younger players were not hungry enough

[split walrus]

Take sancho

Eth wont play him

[unique marsh]

Just an example i don't want him

[split walrus]

Apparently the leao deal also failed

[unique marsh]

You think we could even sign him ?

[violet ibex]

sancho would actually fit barca well

far better than him at chelsea

[split walrus]

Considering finances no

[violet ibex]

but sancho at chelsea would be funny to watch

[split walrus]

But as a club yes

[unique marsh]

The one who would have fitted us is Philogene not sancho

[split walrus]

He d like the triple decker bus

[split walrus]

This window was a failure for u guys

Kept on waiting for nico

With no result

And bought a player who wasn’t required as much

[violet ibex]

nahh jaden is fake, jadon is the real G

[split walrus]

And let a player with running contract go on a free

[unique marsh]

I like what you did there 🤣🤣

[split walrus]

Thats the entire reason why pep left barca

He saw the managerial issues

[unique marsh]

I can disagree but also can acknowledge the signing of Olmo to be good

Yoro was a L deal tbf you could have gone for scalvini

[split walrus]

Yoro i feel was more of a statement signing by ineos

To show that new management is ready to challenge the hardest deals

And compete w madrid

[unique marsh]

Scalvini would have fitted perfectly

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gosens-robin-rg8-robingosens-atalanta-gif-19661384

[unique marsh]

Lmao ramos should go to como too

[split walrus]

Is he going?

I think i read something about him

Forgot

[unique marsh]

Idk he a free agent maybe reunited with messi

[split walrus]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1826168863156834515?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Endrick will ask to leave Real Madrid on loan in January if he does not get sufficient minutes on the pitch in the early part of the season.

(Source: @SPORT)

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 8:06 AM

Fake pele alr struggling

[unique marsh]

Sport fake

[split walrus]

Yes

[unique marsh]

@split walrus i got a cf for you

[split walrus]

Atletico had a nice summer

[unique marsh]

He is R9 regen

[split walrus]

Show

Lmaooo

Lmaooooo

Who

[violet ibex]

me

[unique marsh]

Tigrinho

Vitor Roque

[split walrus]

We dont need a cf rn tbh

We need defence

We struggled too much cause of defence last szn

[violet ibex]

our starters in defense are already amazing tho

just need depth

[split walrus]

Yes

Depth required

https://tenor.com/view/de-ligt-slide-tackle-soccer-juventus-gif-23667626

[unique marsh]

You guys need left back tbf

Cucu is a shout

[split walrus]

Frfr

Cucurella?

😂😂😂

No he can stay at chelsea

I dont want more memes

Antony is enough

[violet ibex]

if maguire can always perform like he did against fulham, he'll be more than good for depth

[jolly glade]

Bobby Charlton didn’t need to go on loan 😭

[violet ibex]

eeww he can eat his patella in chelsea

[unique marsh]

Tactically he fits with crossing as a leftback

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/marc-cucurella-cucurella-uefa-eurocopa-uefa-euro-2024-gif-14734713163919967036

[unique marsh]

Haaland tremble

[split walrus]

He is so weird 😂

[unique marsh]

I think Zirkzee gonna be 9 over hojlund

[split walrus]

Na

Zirkzee isnt a proper 9

Zirkzee is a playmaker

False 9

He ll rotate

[unique marsh]

But start Over Hojlund most of the time

[split walrus]

I doubt it, although id like to see what eth does with them. He ll definitely do it till hojlund comes back next month

https://tenor.com/view/sjr-ratcliffe-ratcliffe-manchester-united-ineos-jim-ratcliffe-gif-2855314959250013255

Sjr stopped overpayments 😭

[unique marsh]

Look you guys need Zirkzee against low block and high midfield clubs

Playmaking ability is great

[violet ibex]

zirkzee on the left over rashford, hojlund cf. trust me

[unique marsh]

And can help in midfield

Not the same with Hojlund

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/joshua-zirkzee-zirkzee-man-utd-manchester-manchester-united-gif-873037110762429210

[split walrus]

Yes i dont mind this

Zirkzee said he can play any forward position

Why not play him on wing

[golden hamlet]

Don’t think he will play for us!!!

[unique marsh]

And casemiro can't hold the ball

[split walrus]

This has been same since ucl

He played preseason w this profile

[split walrus]

Surprisingly he is doing well since pre season, but we r getting ugarte anyway

Issue with case last season was that he takes alot of support from defence which wasnt even available

[golden hamlet]

Yes don’t think he is getting any brownie points from fans yet!!

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lisandro-martinez-licha-butcher-manchester-gif-26550917

[unique marsh]

Sancho feeling unhappy with ronaldo and 2 others

[split walrus]

He should be happy if he survives this window

He is on 220k a week

[unique marsh]

Wtf

[split walrus]

Exactly

Glazer disasterclass

[feral solar]

he can F OFF TO PSG AND GIVE US UGARTE ON A PERMANENT DEAL

[split walrus]

This wage structure is in shambles 😂

250 my bad

[unique marsh]

You guys under pay players

[feral solar]

”casimiro from spain”

[split walrus]

“Under” ? 😂

[unique marsh]

Be a rich club like BARCELONA

[split walrus]

720k 😂

[unique marsh]

Overpaid everyone

[split walrus]

Worst run club in europe currently is barca

We were as well till last szn

[feral solar]

nah man you either trolling or even dont know how a ball looks like

[split walrus]

He isnt wrong

[feral solar]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Build him a fing statue

[split walrus]

His club is giving 700k contracts like nothing

[golden hamlet]

We were run so bad we came second even didn’t win the worst run competition

[feral solar]

yea, and their debt keeps increasing

[violet ibex]

he's messing around cus barca are being run even worse than us 😂

[split walrus]

I think its 1.5B+ now

[feral solar]

KOBBIE WHAT SQUAD ARE YOU

[unique marsh]

Even sold future assets 🔥🔥🔥

[feral solar]

OH NAH MAN BROKELONA

[golden hamlet]

Are they waiting for any Qatari to buy em off?

[split walrus]

He didnt join

[split walrus]

No idea, i dont think so

[feral solar]

then MAKE HIM JOIN

🤣

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-jose-mourinho-kneeling-jose-gif-2778131344033186266

[violet ibex]

squad?

[golden hamlet]

Like Chelsea they will be bought for €1 then

[split walrus]

Hypesquad

[unique marsh]

We might get relegated soon if this goes on

[golden hamlet]

Eventually

[split walrus]

From discord settings

[split walrus]

Na na, wont be that bad

[feral solar]

just imagine us selling old trafford. Barca will need to do this withb camp nou in a couple of years

[violet ibex]

ahh idk about that

[split walrus]

Maybe come down to 5-6

Relegation is too far

[unique marsh]

We don't know anything
We are fed lies by laporta

[golden hamlet]

Saw their eye sore stadium renovation pictures

[shell bobcat]

Let's not forget we are also in debt

[feral solar]

you go to settings and select hypesquad. Then you take a quiz with random questions. You answer them and then you will have your house

[unique marsh]

Not as bad as us

[split walrus]

Atleast we have started the right path

[feral solar]

we almost got ffp breach last szn

[split walrus]

Barca is still making wrong decisions

[violet ibex]

hoping for yamal to come to us in 2 years

[shell bobcat]

How much does barca owe?

[unique marsh]

We will take right path under pique

[feral solar]

imagine they try to sign someone big

[unique marsh]

Waiting for announcements i think like 1.6-1.75 bil

[violet ibex]

too lazy for that sorry 😂

[night plinth]

B-b-b-b-but…vardrid 😡😡😡 :((((

[shell bobcat]

If sir jim didn't buy the stake we wouldn't sign anyone this summer

[split walrus]

Antonylover has hacked rome’s acc

[unique marsh]

Antony vs mudryk was the greatest rivalry ngl

[shell bobcat]

Your salary structure is worse than us

600k for de jong😭

[split walrus]

Bro 720k for de jong

Not 600

[shell bobcat]

He can't even lace mainoos shoes

[split walrus]

And worst part is

[unique marsh]

720K

[split walrus]

He is injured

[feral solar]

tbh im a barca fan, but not watching them in the current state that the club is. Madrid has won 2 ucls in the last 3 szns, Why cant barca do that? Because they arent so big

[split walrus]

Na

They r big

But they r run badly

Nothing else

[feral solar]

not so big as madrid

[split walrus]

After a point its not even about that

[feral solar]

like pao here

[unique marsh]

@feral solar your pronouns

💀

[split walrus]

It’s about decision making

[feral solar]

yea

[night plinth]

You lot are forgetting the fact that he didn’t get paid last season. He accepted a very low wage to help Barca. His “720K” a week wage is 2 years of wages. He isn’t actually having that a week. That’s just a false narrative…

The man has helped Barca so much yet they tried to kick him out.

[violet ibex]

I'm just gonna leave this here

[split walrus]

Fans still want him out

[night plinth]

De Jong’s 720K ist actually 720K

[shell bobcat]

Rashford when he sees the salary structure at barca

[unique marsh]

Still gets added to the wage bill we need to clear the wage bill

[night plinth]

Sure but saying he gets paid 720K is ignoring the fact that he didn’t get paid last season

[unique marsh]

Rather watch Eric garcia as a LW

[violet ibex]

yes. such a d*ck move by barca

[feral solar]

im just gonna leave this here

[split walrus]

If u back me, good. If u doubt me, even better.

[unique marsh]

We already have a mentality monster as ferran torres

[night plinth]

100% - but you need to be factual still. Saying that De Jong gets paid 720K right now without saying why is just false info lmao

[unique marsh]

Shark

Bull mentality

[night plinth]

Exactly. The man loved Barca lmao

[split walrus]

He rejected ten hag for barca

What other signs u need

😂

[shell bobcat]

"If you give me 300k a week, good. If you give me 600k a week, better" - Rashford when he was asked what was his motivation to join barca

[feral solar]

Who remembers when barca was good??

[unique marsh]

Its just another thing that he is not signing new contract which has relatively lower wage around 250-300k which will reduce the wage bill by more than 18 mil

[split walrus]

Everybody

[feral solar]

im talking premessi era

[unique marsh]

Nobody of that age use discord

[shell bobcat]

Barca tried to cover up the gundogan transfer by spreading fake rumours on leao coming to barca 🤣

[split walrus]

They changed the narrative by showing new camp nou renders 😂

[shell bobcat]

🤣🤣🤣

[unique marsh]

We inquired about leao tbf with jorge mendes

[feral solar]

before messi, barca had one ucl. Messi won them four. And they kicked him like he was a nobody

[night plinth]

Because he can’t. He legally can’t. Barca HAS to pay him the 720K because they didn’t pay him last season. It’s the same story with Messi. People would love to get lower wages but if they just wait and push the wages it’s just gonna be added as debt they own players. Trust me… they probably even owed Pique money unless they came to a final agreement 🤣

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/leao-rafael-milan-لياو-ميلان-gif-23091244

[shell bobcat]

His release clause is 150M right?

[split walrus]

175

😂

[shell bobcat]

Well

It won't happen

[unique marsh]

Nobody kicked him out his wages were going to be good and la liga couldn't agree for that high wage

[shell bobcat]

Impossible

[unique marsh]

175

[feral solar]

make it 1.85 bil in debt

[split walrus]

Messi wasnt kicked out bro.

[shell bobcat]

Blame Laporta, shite owner

[split walrus]

Laliga didnt allow

[shell bobcat]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[unique marsh]

Naa he was under bartomeu and i blame both of them

[night plinth]

That celebration is so ironic now

[shell bobcat]

People do it as a meme

[night plinth]

Mostly bartomeu

[violet ibex]

they were good tbh with ronaldinho deco eto'o, although saviola didn't seem to work out that well for them

[shell bobcat]

If messi was still at barca they would've got more ucls

[split walrus]

All went downhill after neymar to psg

[shell bobcat]

Yeah

[night plinth]

Highly doubt that

[feral solar]

yea forgot abt la liga tbf. But messi was the one that made la liga so famous and even better than premier. They should make an exception for him

[shell bobcat]

PSG was a curse to barca

[split walrus]

Hell even the price they bought neymar for was wrongly presented to media

[night plinth]

That was the catalyst for a goofy era ahhahaha

[split walrus]

Neymar’s transfer fee was changed after a season

[feral solar]

that manolas goal destroyed them for me

[split walrus]

To 85 around

[shell bobcat]

Greek god

[split walrus]

Bartomeu was cooking the books hard

[night plinth]

The amount of money under the table from Neymars transfer from Santos to Barca

[unique marsh]

Naa after we stopped trusting la masia and spent money day and night we sold talents like olmo and cucu and so many people just cause we wanted star players like Philippe and osumane and grizzy

[split walrus]

Don’t forget dembele n coutinho

[shell bobcat]

Tbf La Masia is the best academy in Europe

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/112hageland-leuven2-ambulance-siren-gif-16847592

[feral solar]

also dont forget braithwaite

[split walrus]

Yes

[unique marsh]

Braithwaite gonna pay de jong wages

[shell bobcat]

Real madrid wins because their owner and board is smart

Meanwhile barca

[split walrus]

Perez masterclass

[shell bobcat]

They have talent

But shite board

[feral solar]

“MANOLAS THE GREEK GOD IN ROME”

[shell bobcat]

Roma has risen from their ruins

[split walrus]

What can save barca is

An arab takeover

[feral solar]

Peter drury should be a poet

[split walrus]

Ngl

[unique marsh]

A good president

[unique marsh]

Nahh rather get relegated

[feral solar]

BRING BACK THE QATAR FOUNDATION SPONSOR

[violet ibex]

this is the most respectable thing about them

[shell bobcat]

Trump should buy the club

[feral solar]

MURICA RAAHHHH

[violet ibex]

meanwhile madrid saw a gem in their academy and thought it were a pebble

[shell bobcat]

Yeah even real madrid fans will agree

[split walrus]

They keep on producing talents like a factory man 😂

[violet ibex]

well I guess it's called la masia for a reason lol

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-and-nico-williams-gif-3029830029544722230

[shell bobcat]

Cubarsi is a good talent

[unique marsh]

Its a farm house bro 💀

[split walrus]

And management milks it for 💰

[unique marsh]

Management doesn't milk them

If they milked la masia we would have paid the debt

[shell bobcat]

They don't get the proper value

[unique marsh]

Like there was offer of 80 mil for fati and all after injury we didn't take it and all

[split walrus]

Maybe new camp nou might help w finances

But issue is

[violet ibex]

we can help you guys pay the debt. yamal to man united for 30m + antony + sancho

[split walrus]

Even that is on debt

[unique marsh]

Relegation here i come

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-8784621256313496835

[unique marsh]

And it will take 5 Sancho and atony not 1

[night plinth]

I would pay 70 mil for yamal not even joking. The future investment is insane🤣 just give him a lower wage until he proves himself

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[shell bobcat]

Take one from us

[unique marsh]

Relegation here i come

[split walrus]

Antony + sancho + lindelof + 20m for yamal

Good 3 future prospects for barca

[shell bobcat]

Prime 2008 Antony >>> Yamal

[night plinth]

Bro all those players are just worth a collective 1.50

Okay Sancho we can sell for more

[violet ibex]

prime 1992 antony >>>> yamal

[split walrus]

U again started talking in xtz terms

[night plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-punt-kick-donewiththis-gif-26537188

[night plinth]

Nono. 1.50 GBP

[unique marsh]

Even ferran is better than antony
Even ferran is better than sancho and he doesn't have technicality
Lindelof ? Rather trust lenglet

[split walrus]

Antony is a born winner

Did u see eriksen called antony a spinner?

[unique marsh]

He is
The GSOT

[violet ibex]

can ferran do this?

[split walrus]

https://x.com/joshua_zirkzee1/status/1826153700143825168?s=46

Joshua Zirkzee ☄️🇳🇱 (@joshua_zirkzee1) on X

🚨🗣️ - Eriksen describing Antony in one word:

“Spinners!” 🤣❤️

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 7:05 AM

[unique marsh]

Goat AURA

[violet ibex]

honestly if antony were good I'd like him

[shell bobcat]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
But born just in time to see prime antony

[violet ibex]

have that fighter attitude

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-united-antony-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-antony-manchester-united-gif-7552536366576793231

Fighter

[unique marsh]

He did 5 or 4 celebrations that day?

[split walrus]

7

[shell bobcat]

Pregnant Antony >>>> Prime Ronaldo and Messi

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[shell bobcat]

I want to see Antony cook honestly

[split walrus]

Football ll never forget antony man

[unique marsh]

Really?

[split walrus]

Forever iconic

[violet ibex]

nahh give the GOAT more credit. antony was pregnant with twins, and he gave birth to ronaldo and messi

[shell bobcat]

😭😭😭🤣

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[unique marsh]

Antony is the reason universe exists

Gündogan has just booked a private flight to travel to Manchester this afternoon. He is at the Ciutat Esportiva saying goodbye to his teammates. At 17:30 he will land in Manchester.

— @JijantesFC

[split walrus]

Well

Its over

He ll cook under pep again

Get pep out man 😂

[night plinth]

Wish we would sell Antony just to get rid of the memes 🤣🤣

[unique marsh]

Naa i want barca vs city now

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[night plinth]

I can’t man

[unique marsh]

Lets show gundo his level and why Barca is the best club of all time

[split walrus]

I saw this yesterday

[night plinth]

They are so bad

This generation of memes are so bad🤣

[unique marsh]

Skill moves - spinner
Hat tricks - always 3 goals left for hat trick
Balloon d'or - messi and ronaldo won't get 10 d'or Antony will

[split walrus]

Antony 40 GA incoming

Games/Appearances

[unique marsh]

😭😭😭

[split walrus]

Same Puskas as messi
Same Ballon Dors as Neymar
Same UCLs as R9
Same world cups as Ronaldo

I know my goat 🐐💯

[violet ibex]

antony has won as many premier leagu trophies as messi, gerrard, and kane

[unique marsh]

Cryuff is the best thing happened to barca

[unique marsh]

Insane stats

[night plinth]

Interesting

[split walrus]

She isnt cultured

[unique marsh]

Is this the definition of lenglet

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/clement-lenglet-lenglet-barcelona-lenglet-fc-barcelona-lenglet2026-clement-lenglet-barcelona-gif-20533642

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

He hates us 😂😂😂😝😝

[prime rock]

Antony 2008 or Endrick 1966 prime

Wait this is transfer talk nvm

[split walrus]

https://x.com/footballfactly/status/1251956238453297152?s=46

Football Factly (@FootballFactly) on X

PSG goalkeeper Marcin Bulka: "Di María hates Manchester United so much. He doesn’t have one good memory from the club. Whenever we're watching their games on TV, he tells us to change the channel. He can't stand them.”

Twitter · Apr 19, 2020, 7:30 PM

[night plinth]

Dw it’s okay ahahhah

[unique marsh]

Him

[prime rock]

Aw

[split walrus]

Its mutual

[unique marsh]

Underrated opinion
November rain >>>> any songs

[prime rock]

What happened with di maria

I was a bit young then to understand fully

[unique marsh]

Didn't work for man u simple as that

[night plinth]

Think it can be boiled down to just bad timing, management and commitments. Blaming only Di Maria for the troubles is stupid as hell, was a 2 way street of bad vibes

[split walrus]

Avg commercial signing made under Van gaal which didnt work like 40-50 other signings under Ed Woodward

[golden hamlet]

Feeling is mutual 🤗

[prime rock]

Ah

[unique marsh]

Van gaal should only be given permission to manage cup games where there is elimination

[split walrus]

I still do believe he could have done more as well after winning the fa cup but it all comes down to management again

Every manager failed under woodward after a point

There was no strategy from the board and they were throwing money mindlessly while collecting deadwood up

Thankfully no more

https://tenor.com/view/woodwardout-glazersout-manutd-mufc-ed-woodward-gif-14388830

[golden hamlet]

💯 agree the team took two years to be robotic game play and not easy on the eye but we were winning against big 6 and defensive strong.

Who knows we could have won More for next season

[unique marsh]

Me jumping into another life lesson cause it had pretty eyes cute smile and beautiful hair

[split walrus]

Esp considering woodward sacked him right after winning the cup

[split walrus]

U can ask opinions on this in fan chat 😂

[violet ibex]

did you just call me a life lesson

[golden hamlet]

Richard Cranium move!!!

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-a-teachable-moment-rich-rebuilds-life-lessons-you-can-learn-from-this-learning-experience-gif-22573761

[unique marsh]

You are way beautiful for that life lesson

Wait @violet ibex you a girl ?

[golden hamlet]

I hope that’s a grey area and do not break the rules

[split walrus]

Noooo

Lmao

We had a girl here in transfer talk, lfc fan. She left after giving 100 bad takes

[violet ibex]

pretty eyes, cute smile, and beautiful hair

it brought me physical pain to write that

[split walrus]

And aking for sadio mane everyday

[unique marsh]

Rather die as single

[violet ibex]

I like that you hate glazers too

same

[split walrus]

Ineos should buy commercial part of barca

And get that money to united

And use it for united’s sporting part

[unique marsh]

We don't touch that part

That part is saving the club

From relegation

[split walrus]

I know i was kidding 😂

[violet ibex]

100? that's like saying messi only scored 1 goal

[split walrus]

She was a carrington reject btw

Only reason i felt bad for her

She said united was her childhood club

But she supports lfc cause of rejection

[violet ibex]

heartbreak does change one's feelings

[violet ibex]

I used to idolize cr7 too

until he went to madrid

[split walrus]

He ruined it for me after second spell

[violet ibex]

pushing for the move despite fergie persuading him day and night

[split walrus]

He is a madrid legend in my eyes

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[violet ibex]

yeah he's a football legend but I won't call him a man utd legend

[unique marsh]

Ngl blame sir alex for that

[violet ibex]

for me a club legend won't abandon the club during his prime years

[split walrus]

To some extent yes

Cause he pushed the move

But thing is

He was the catalyst in club getting sold to ineos

[unique marsh]

POV Neymar they say he is a legend 😭😭

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

Neymar wanted that ballon dor

[violet ibex]

barca have fantastic legends in messi, xavi, iniesta

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rkh16-ifin4n-ركه-wayne-rooney-gif-22190628

[unique marsh]

He wasn't near dor that after leaving

[split walrus]

My beloved superstar

[violet ibex]

in my eyes I view them similarly to our class of 92

[split walrus]

Rooney coming back in united jersey man

Cant wait

Next month

[unique marsh]

@violet ibex is schiemiechal a legend for united ? Sorry for spelling

[split walrus]

He is

Definitely

Treble winner

He ended his career with city but city wasnt city then

So he always ll be a united legend

[unique marsh]

Can see that

[violet ibex]

I think so, although some fans are angry with him after he joined city

[split walrus]

2009 barca was unbeatable

It was something else

[violet ibex]

yeah

[split walrus]

Sad for us lost 2 ucl finals

Would have had 5

[violet ibex]

2010 was spain's year

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/la-roja-equipe-espagne-espagne-pique-inesta-gif-12159758

[golden hamlet]

Shouldn’t even Be in the finals

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[unique marsh]

Blame the reff ig

[violet ibex]

oh right, what role is he coming back in?

[unique marsh]

Both got favouritism by the ref

[violet ibex]

finishing coach?

[split walrus]

Player brooo

Not coach

[unique marsh]

Vitor Roque will go on loan to Real Betis. The player’s will has made the difference and Betis will pay almost his entire salary. Sporting Lisbon is discarded.

✍️ @MatteMoretto

Imagine he wins the spanish golden boot

[split walrus]

https://www.manutd.com/en/amp/news/detail/wayne-rooney-confirmed-to-play-in-man-utd-charity-match-v-celtic-supporting-man-utd-foundation

[violet ibex]

ahh charity match

[split walrus]

Nice move but he could have gotten a better club as well

[split walrus]

Yes scholes also in it

[violet ibex]

loan yamal to us with obligation to buy for 25m

we'll fully cover his salary