Transfer Talk

[violet ibex]

REAL

[wintry gate]

oh we can’t send gifs here?

[split walrus]

He doesn’t have perms

😂😂

[wintry gate]

oh right

HAHAHHAHAHA

[split walrus]

Hed talk about antony for 5 hours but is too lazy to give a trivia

[fickle gate]

@split walrus what's this about Eriksen leaving

[split walrus]

So with eriksen

[fickle gate]

"🚨 Christian Eriksen could leave Manchester United before the transfer window closes - Ajax are keen on signing him. #MUFC [@MichaelPlant82, @MancWorldUK]"

?!

[split walrus]

We are definitely trying to put him on market but I doubt he ll leave

[wintry gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dim-sum-yum-cha-cantonese-food-hong-kong-cha-siu-bau-gif-21026655

[violet ibex]

hee is ah gifs

[split walrus]

He ll start his last year of contract from next season. We planned to raise funds through lindelof which is no longer a possibility

[fickle gate]

fantastic

[split walrus]

It ll be hard to sell eriksen

Tbh i dont mind if he stays but we d lose him on a free

[golden hamlet]

imagine making 4m on him

[split walrus]

Thats too less imo

[fickle gate]

he should go for more than pellistri

[split walrus]

8-9 is minimum, he is star player for denmark

[split walrus]

Yes definitely

If pellistri goes for 10, i expect more than 14 for eriksen

[fickle gate]

It's just common sense, who's the better player? Eriksen by far

[golden hamlet]

we are taking about man united here , 1.4 and we pay his wages

[split walrus]

Bro this michael plant is pushing too much bs

He pushed 3 headlines in 10 mins

[feral solar]

i swear shade is 80% of the time here

[split walrus]

He said ugarte might get sealed

He said fulham has reached 30m mark for Mctominay

[fickle gate]

so there could be some truth to him but he is definitely waffling

[split walrus]

And now he’s saying push for eriksen sale is on

[split walrus]

Yeah most likely

Out of all, current confirmation is pellistri for 10m will be done soon

And ugarte is pushing for a united move

[fickle gate]

Which then starts ugarte deal

I saw fabrizo this morning posting on pellistri which is good

[split walrus]

To some extent, yes but i think we are pushing for Scott’s sale for ugarte

[fickle gate]

If both goes there's two less extra baggage for united

[split walrus]

If fulham pays 30 and we sell pellistri for 10.

Expect ugarte to be done in 48 hours with 60m price

[fickle gate]

It also means EtH cant obviously use McT so we can see more of mount!

[split walrus]

Mctominay has served us alot

But its time to move

He can be a starter somewhere else

[fickle gate]

Hes just done now

[split walrus]

He is a mix of CM/DM/ST/LW/RW

We dont need that

We need a CDM

[fickle gate]

No we've better players now

[violet ibex]

hopefully we'll say the same thing about rashford next window

[split walrus]

Defensive actions are what we look for

And clearly scott sucks at it

[fickle gate]

I feel confident in rashford this season, when's hid contract till?

[split walrus]

Watch him end up like evans

[split walrus]

2028 i think

[fickle gate]

Oh christ

[split walrus]

We gave him a new one couple years back

[fickle gate]

Woah now don't Diss Evans

Clearly he still serves a purpose as a solid backup

[split walrus]

😝

Thing is

[fickle gate]

Haaland couldn't get past him in the community shield

[split walrus]

Evans’s presence is more required than his play on pitch

He is there for leadership purposes

Cause he is united through n through

[fickle gate]

Which I'm not against

[split walrus]

Yea definitely

[fickle gate]

I'd rather 5 Evans than a McT or Rashford previously

[split walrus]

And 50k a week is nothing

[fickle gate]

he doesn't need the money

[feral solar]

my god shade and triton have been on fire in this chat

[fickle gate]

He was born not far from when I live

sorry

[split walrus]

Entire reason i am not a fan of current rashford is cause he’s on the highest hierarchy of wages

320k a week to miss sitters

Gimme a break

[fickle gate]

It's his fault he started me at I think 11 lasy night

[split walrus]

Ill support him no matter what

But

He has to prove himself again

[fickle gate]

He has been making the runs, just not delivering

[split walrus]

Yes

He has been in the right places at right times

[flat hedge]

bros a traitor

[violet ibex]

😭

[fickle gate]

I have to give him props to how he consolidated nacho on Friday night after he missed

[split walrus]

But he misses to convert xG

[split walrus]

Lukaku lmaoo

[fickle gate]

But ruuuuuud will work on that

[split walrus]

Hes doing a speedrun of playing for every club in the world

[fickle gate]

You can see already that tactically the team is different, you see players move into other positions to fill gaps

And the set piece coach is obviously working hard

[violet ibex]

it's crazy how clubs look at lukaku and still think "yeah we should bid $$$$ for him"

[fickle gate]

You look at how our defensive corners are, fricken fantastic

[flat hedge]

he’s going from roma to napoli basically and they’re rivals 😭

[split walrus]

Really hoping so because the age rashford is at, he should be guiding the new generation. Becoming an example for them. But his bad state is doing him the opposite of it

[split walrus]

Yes that was class

[violet ibex]

yess

[split walrus]

Yes we finally have a set piece coach 😂

[fickle gate]

we'll see. If not he can be sold off next season and we can play josh and Hojlund

[split walrus]

He wont be sold.

[violet ibex]

and now we have the players to play high defensive line well. hell, even maguire tried his best and improved himself a ton

[split walrus]

If rashford goes, he ll go on a free

No other way

We wont willingly sell him

[fickle gate]

Maguire was unreal, forget his last few years, he won the majority of his tackles and headers

[violet ibex]

he did some bad passes, but I'm more than willing to forgive him because of the defensive masterclass he dropped

[split walrus]

Maguire has redeemed himself after 2022

[fickle gate]

Thats what you get for being a giant with size 15 feet

[split walrus]

He was great last season

[fickle gate]

I'd not be wanting to get rid of him

[split walrus]

Had quite alot of goals as well

Yes hes the perfect 3rd choice CB

Or 2nd

[fickle gate]

He might not be a starter with de ligt and nous but he can absolutely swap him

[split walrus]

💯

[fickle gate]

Dalot needs help on his side though

[violet ibex]

maguire was decent last season but nothing too special. but his performance against fulham? that was monstrous

(in a positive way)

[fickle gate]

We can't run nous and dalot properly they clash on the sides, he needs help

[split walrus]

True but dalot had a great game at LB as well. I dont mind us playing mazra in his natural position cause our defence dropped a masterclass against fulham

[fickle gate]

That Fulham winger done absolute laps past dalot, HD got wrecked. Same for during the Community Shield

[split walrus]

Esp knowing yoro is yet to come

[fickle gate]

what's he play again

[split walrus]

Yoro?

[fickle gate]

yeah

[split walrus]

CB

[fickle gate]

So move nous out and yoro in

[split walrus]

I think he can play goth sides

[split walrus]

Tf why?

Nous d be at RB

[fickle gate]

I mean nous to the side lo

dalot off, nous out wide, yoro in the middle with de ligt, martinez in that too

That's a world class back 4

[split walrus]

Licha on dalot’s side definitely provides a lot of support

Dalot Licha De Ligt Mazraoui

[fickle gate]

Then you look at the backups; maguire, dalot, Evans, shaw

All of those players can move tactically too

[split walrus]

Shaw Maguire Yoro Dalot

[fickle gate]

You look at the room nous was making

[split walrus]

Subs

[fickle gate]

Then going up wing to amad

[violet ibex]

you mean licha at LB? while he can cover it, I'm not sure if him being a starter LB would be the best

[split walrus]

I genuinely like our defence line especially considering onana has started coming up front a bit more as well

[fickle gate]

See thats where I jusy kicked myself

[split walrus]

He was playing RB if u noticed

[fickle gate]

If you then go

Nous Licha De Ligt Dalot

That works

[violet ibex]

yeah defensive line is now our strongest area

[fickle gate]

Or swap licha and de ligt for chemistry reasons, but I'm sure the two would use the space the same

I think we are fantastic in that defence

[split walrus]

Check this out

Onana can create great chances from the back as well when he knows the defensive line is doing its job

Onana is pretty got at long passes ngl

[fickle gate]

And now with solid back line to support him

[split walrus]

Its just we need to work in managing positions of our forwards

[violet ibex]

ah yea we've been seeing this a lot in pre-season, onana moved up to either LCB/RCB position during possession

[fickle gate]

But the tactics used again Fulham were somewhat solid

[split walrus]

This is perfect but Dalot is more comfortable at LB than nous is

So preferred is dalot to LB for now

[fickle gate]

I feel the formation couldve been different but the plays being used, both dalot and amad making massive rooms for the likes of nous to make a run or pass up the side

[split walrus]

Mazra’s linkup play was beautiful

Thing is everybody talks about him n antony at ajax making beautiful chances from the right

If he can succeed at doing it with amad

[violet ibex]

for real, he was so impressive

[violet ibex]

now I guess it was mazraoui doing the hard work and making antony look good 😂

[fickle gate]

We just need again to get rid of some baggage

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

[fickle gate]

As another team said, I'd like to have 30 players on the bench, but some have to go

[split walrus]

Could be you know but considering the difficulty was less in ajax, I do think antony was great there

Antony is definitely going through a mental hurdle like maguire was

[fickle gate]

We've too much up front though at the mo

[split walrus]

I d like to believe this atleast

[violet ibex]

yeah hopefully antony can prove us all wrong and come back stronger like maguire

2 years ago everyone wanted maguire out

[split walrus]

Sancho is an extra

[split walrus]

I backed him 😂

[violet ibex]

damn you're the real slim shady

[split walrus]

I back every player except the ones who go against the club

[fickle gate]

Sancho is an extra, and antony is an extra

[split walrus]

Sancho n ronaldo

[fickle gate]

ew that last name

oh do you want a bit of fantastic information

[violet ibex]

ronaldo nazario

[split walrus]

Go on

[fickle gate]

So outside the stadium there's all those banners along the wall at the front

It used to have a ronaldo one in about three different places

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

[fickle gate]

They've all been replaced and moved as snapdragon ones, with the majority bent placed on the outside (so facing the carpark) instead of the stadium

But no Ronaldo

ALSO

In the Number Seven Hospitality Suite

There's images of all the #7 in United

[untold sandal]

He was always meant to, but our defense was shite at the high press

[fickle gate]

Even Toone

But no Ronaldo, none whatsoever

[untold sandal]

Lindelof, Magure and Evans dont have that recovery pace

[fickle gate]

Mounts there instead!

[untold sandal]

Licha and De Ligt do. So does yoro

[fickle gate]

alright back to transfers I'll get told off

[violet ibex]

damn. looks like glazers absolutely hate him after that interview

[fickle gate]

absolutely, as much as we don't like them lol

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

Yep

[violet ibex]

mount being there hurts me spiritually

[split walrus]

This is beautiful

[split walrus]

Well.

Idk tbh

He definitely hurt alot of sentiments even if what he said was right to some extent

Thing is he went against the manager as well

[golden hamlet]

no reason for him to br there, at least not yet

[split walrus]

Could have gotten sanchez 😝

[golden hamlet]

he went full loco, nobody comes back after that

[fickle gate]

we'll see how he does, he may have the shirt but he doesnt own it yet

[split walrus]

He went to it with this intention

[violet ibex]

I hate ronaldo worshippers on the internet and I do think messi is better.
but I grew up watching we signed cr7 from sporting and idolized him until the day he left, and it's sad that there's no photo of him on that wall

[golden hamlet]

only other person he did not go was oprah

sancho edition was looking like to come out in season 2 but it got taken off air

[split walrus]

For me he already was a madrid player when i started watching 😂

For me nani and rooney were killing it

I do believe, for new football watchers its the strikers which helps a club get its fanbase 60% of the times

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1825530598871753014?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🔴📰 | #mufc are not expected to engage in a deal for Ben Chilwell. Chelsea want a permanent sale.

[@FabrizioRomano/@UnitedStandMUFC]

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 1:49 PM

Lmaoo

Get ready to hear alot of Romano news. He just did an interview with United Stand @untold sandal @feral solar @fickle gate

[violet ibex]

this is just my opinion, and we all know cr7 >>>>>>>> nani, but honestly on talent level nani is just as talented imo
nani had everything to be the best player in the world other than one crucial thing, football intelligence

[untold sandal]

Here we go

Sorry*

There we land**

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1825523336140427604?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

There's still no official third bid from Fulham for Scott McTominay, but they are back in conversations with #mufc. [@FabrizioRomano, United Stand YT]

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 1:20 PM

No bid

[violet ibex]

yeah I think so too, especially when we're still kids the strikers/wingers/AM are the most exciting to watch hahaha

[golden hamlet]

nobody grows up to be a neville

not my original quote

[violet ibex]

🤣😭

[split walrus]

There's still no official third bid from Fulham for Scott McTominay, but they are back in conversations with #mufc.

Scott McTominay is open to moving to Italy, however Napoli's situation on him depends on Victor Osimhen and if a sale will go through. No official bid as of yet.

The plan at the start of the summer was to sell Casemiro. Al Ittihad were interested but the recent change of staff cooled said interest.

Manuel Ugarte is crazy about joining #mufc. He is desperate to make the move happen.

Jadon Sancho's agent has been in contact with PSG many times since last month. No formal offer has been made thus far.

"The situation right now with Jadon Sancho is 60/40. 60% to stay, and 40% to leave."

"I don't think Kadioglu will happen for one reason, he is too expensive. Fenerbahce want €30 million, and #mufc are not prepared to spend that much on a left back."

"I don't think #mufc will sign another centre back."

While it isn't confirmed, Victor Lindelof is more likely to leave on a free next summer, instead of signing for another club in this window.

Romano

[violet ibex]

napoli should just save themselves the headache and do mctominay - osimhen swap deal with us

win - win

[feral solar]

YES
SI
GRAZIE
THANK YOU
ΝΑΙ
ΕΥΧΑΡΙΣΤΩ ΠΟΛΥ

[split walrus]

💯

[untold sandal]

'United get scammed'

[golden hamlet]

a fool and his money ey

[feral solar]

font forget mudryk

[golden hamlet]

and the list goes on and on and on

[feral solar]

yeah

[golden hamlet]

even city had blunders but they roll em off soon or buy another good one to make it go away

[untold sandal]

Everyone has blunders, yet still blame ten hag for antony 🤦‍♂️

[split walrus]

I read a stat - the player they sold to city for 30m ran through their 280m midfield

[untold sandal]

He didnt even say to pay 95m. Thats the clownship of murtough and woodward

[untold sandal]

The kovacic run was hilarious

[split walrus]

https://www.manutd.com/en/videos/detail/harry-maguire-interview-previewing-the-2024-25-season-at-man-utd

5 min interview he did

[untold sandal]

Kovacic was respectful on his celebration towards chelsea too, legit right after absolutely annihilating his old clubs midfield

[golden hamlet]

woodward for a investment banker and good with money how he rewarded non perf players lengthy contracts and offered extensions is so contentious

surely they must have got a kickback from somewhere

[split walrus]

The only kickback we got was from rivals on pitch

[golden hamlet]

more like kick in the teeth

[feral solar]

and weve entered the 30mins that the server is dead on mondays

god i hate that time

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/EdwardFrancisPN/status/1825537180674212126?t=hfDfdkxfURqp5iGh5BCVcg&s=19

Edward Francis (@EdwardFrancisPN) on X

Ugarte deal now getting closer!

#MUFC are set to come to a total agreement within the next weeks with PSG for the Uruguayan after months of negotiation.

Man Utd are looking to wrap up this transfer before there next match, if not he’ll be ready for Liverpool

Getting close 🇺🇾✅

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 2:15 PM

Many sources saying same Ugarte deal is getting closer. But what ov noticed last week is that no one mentioned a new price of agreement anymore

[split walrus]

Romano said an hour ago we r still stuck on cost situation

But i hope we figure it out

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/skysports_sheth/status/1825547022092620057?t=zxw5q9G66HPlp1sBY-T3ZA&s=19

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth) on X

Manchester United understood to be happy to keep Scott McTominay. They will only consider offers IF McTominay makes it clear he wants to go. And only then IF they are happy with the offer. Fulham remain in talks with United over the signing of the midfielder. #MUFC #FFC

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 2:55 PM

[high zealot]

‘Man Utd are happy to keep McTominay’

[shell bobcat]

I guess the Ugarte deal is currently off

I don't see it happening

[untold sandal]

Is jorge mendes still in england?

[untold sandal]

Its happening certainly

PSG are just taking the piss

[shell bobcat]

I think he left

[untold sandal]

So are napoli

[shell bobcat]

He came to negotiate for Felix

[shell bobcat]

deadline day is near

And we have to sell someone

[untold sandal]

Lots should happen on deadline day

[untold sandal]

Pellistri will be sold likely

And napoli will go for mct

[shell bobcat]

They need to sell osimhen for that

They lost 4-0 yesterday I think

[untold sandal]

I mean they already just bid for lukaku, so they are clearly talking BS

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825555592720884078?t=x6tOl3rsD9MwocOMNbuWFw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea are closing in on João Félix deal! Talks are at final stages to get it sealed soon.

Verbal agreement almost done with Atlético, final details on structure being completed.

TOTAL agreement with João on personal terms as he wants #CFC return.

Almost there.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:29 PM

So Mendes is still in England

[untold sandal]

Good

[golden hamlet]

12 more days for the window to close!!!

[high zealot]

It’s not ugartes pushing for the deal to happen and so is his agent

It’ll happen have patience

There’s still up until next Sunday to get the deal done

[split walrus]

He speaks new stuff every 2 hours

[untold sandal]

I'm very sure thats all speculation

Not entirely BS but just sounds like speculation

[split walrus]

Yeah

[untold sandal]

Doesnt make sense for us to wanna keep mct and sacrifice ugarte transfer

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825548551231066472?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Manchester City have made contact with Ilkay Gündogan’s camp over potential return for German midfielder.

City and Pep Guardiola open to consider Gündo’s comeback.

↪️⚠️ Barça want Gündogan to leave… and he also received approaches from Qatar, Saudi and more clubs.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:01 PM

He’s coming back btw

[untold sandal]

Mct's late runs are now excess now that we have zirkzee. Other than that he doesnt provide much defensive stability, progression or creative ability

[untold sandal]

Interesting

[split walrus]

Whatever he provides man

Its time to move

[untold sandal]

Agreed

[split walrus]

It’ll happen

https://tenor.com/view/all-in-poker-cards-teddy-kgb-john-malkovich-gif-995328625082152070

If psg doesn’t budge

We ll give up on the potential second signing after ugarte

And pay it all on him n call it quits

[untold sandal]

But we cant because thats exactly why psg wont budge

PSG know we need ugarte

[split walrus]

Im talking about deadline day

[untold sandal]

Hm yea ig

Btw, for deadline day. The contract has to be signed by then right?

[split walrus]

Ineos think ugarte is the transfer to call it a “perfect” window - romano

Why d they let their main cdm target go

After trying for 3 months

[split walrus]

It ll happen before

If it really goes to that point

It ll happen around 28-29

[untold sandal]

Well the thing is felix negotiations are progressing which means Mendes is still in england

So ugarte can still develop

[split walrus]

https://youtu.be/skcKHJzjYrE?si=hh_I4eZuczAoOYy_

[split walrus]

It ll happen bro

😂

[untold sandal]

Ik, but its annoying me

Psg r biatching so hard

[split walrus]

Calma

De ligt n mazra happened out of nowhere

Ugarte ll too

😂

[untold sandal]

Ugartes beggin. Legit sounds like they r imprisoning em

[split walrus]

All it took was Awb leaving 😝

[untold sandal]

Ngl, all of our transfers except zirkzee did 🤣

Yoro was the most outta nowhere for sure

[split walrus]

The moment Mctominay gets sold, consider ugarte done

[split walrus]

Funny saga

[untold sandal]

Because we all expected him to go RM then the next day all of a sudden he was flying to manchester

[split walrus]

Madrid in shambles

[untold sandal]

Yup

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-yoro-lille-jnevesera-gif-3121374092472683002

My CB

[untold sandal]

'My cb-' injured for 3 months

[untold sandal]

The fact that between last season and this season, we went from maguire and lindelof with evans as backup to licha and de ligt with yoro as backup is unbelievable

[split walrus]

We dont talk about that

Leny Leny Leny - Rio Ferdinand top 10 respect moments

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1825561246566941057?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Manchester United are willing to wait until transfer deadline day to try to sign Manuel Ugarte. There does NOT have to be any outgoings to finance the deal although PSG’s £51m valuation is deemed too high by United and there is belief that they may reduce it as the deadline

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:51 PM

Lmao @untold sandal

[untold sandal]

Good.

[feral solar]

good strat

[split walrus]

Bro what strat 😂

Pag wont decrease the price

Get it done now so he trains

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/gloryboyng/status/1825561347972649221?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

LFCmanuel 🗨️ (@gloryboyNG) on X

@mufcMPB he rejected you.. take your L and move on

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:51 PM

This dude is an idiot 😭

[split walrus]

We all know he ll come

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1825562392991805533?t=VAqtU6VfpQ55UzjR3YqNtA&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Chelsea have reached an AGREEMENT with Atlético Madrid for the permanent signing of João Félix! 🔵✅

João Félix will join a 6-year contract, with an option for an additional 12 months.

[@David_Ornstein]

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:56 PM

[untold sandal]

1. he hasnt rejected us, hes begging for us
2. r u forgetting zubimendi?? 🤣

[untold sandal]

Nice, there we land

But also wtf is felix doing

[feral solar]

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID AHH POOL FAN? YORO REJECTED YOU FOR US

[shell bobcat]

6 year contract.... That brother is finished

[split walrus]

Scousers have slow brains its okay

[shell bobcat]

Chelsea has now become like a torture chamber

[untold sandal]

He hasnt even rejected us lmfaoooo

[split walrus]

But but…he’s coming home 🥺

[feral solar]

MANUEL TAKE THIS

[untold sandal]

Its PSG, not ugarte

Ugarte wants us a lot

[shell bobcat]

Should've stayed at barca, but oh well that broke club can't afford him

[untold sandal]

Unlike ur zubimendi who like all ur other old targets rejected u 🤣

[split walrus]

They r selling gundogan bro

😂

[untold sandal]

Remember, best midfield in the world

[shell bobcat]

Yeah coz of his salary

[untold sandal]

'hes rejected u'

[feral solar]

imagine being rejected by zubimendi for sociedad and saying this💀

[shell bobcat]

That club is finished man

[split walrus]

Apparently he doesn’t fit the “flick high press”

[shell bobcat]

They want to offload De Jong too

Istg if ten hag gets him

[split walrus]

Lmao

[shell bobcat]

I'll be pissed

[feral solar]

dont forget when they thought they were signing mbappe

😭

[split walrus]

Barca is in shambles

See this

[shell bobcat]

They won't survive ucl

[feral solar]

imagine thy get knocked out by copenhagen

[split walrus]

Bro doesn’t believe gundogan is a great player

[feral solar]

WTF IS THAT OPINION???💀

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/marco_alcarasz/status/1825548288227164507?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Marcó Alcarasz (@Marco_Alcarasz) on X

🚨EXCL: Manuel Ugarte is one step away from joining Man Utd! Fee between Man Utd and PSG is VERY close to being agreed! ✅🇺🇾

#mufc

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 3:00 PM

[shell bobcat]

These guys have 0 ball knowledge, they were praising Cancelo like he was the best fullback in the world last season and once he left them they are saying "glad he's gone" 😭😭🤣

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-dracula-hotel-transylvania-surprised-shook-gif-21594968

[untold sandal]

More BS spewed outta dudes ass

[split walrus]

I hate copenhagen

😂

[untold sandal]

'its close' youve said that 15 times on ur page and im not even exaggerating 😭

[split walrus]

Our last years ucl run was so bad

🫠

[split walrus]

Bro not him again

I alr told u he prints what he dreams of previous night

[untold sandal]

Ik, its just funny asf seeing dude milk stuff as hard as he can 🤣

[split walrus]

U havent seen man united forever

Sm like that

[untold sandal]

I have

[split walrus]

That dude keeps on pushing bs

[untold sandal]

He's even worse

[split walrus]

😂

Chelsea n psg are literally jailcells for players

[untold sandal]

Speaking of the dude

https://x.com/utd_forever7/status/1825234746479145438?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Manchester United Forever (@Utd_Forever7) on X

🚨Manchester United have proposed a swap deal with Barcelona to sign De Jong this summer. United would be willing to offer Sancho in return for De Jong. #MUFC [Football365]

Twitter · Aug 18, 2024, 6:14 PM

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[untold sandal]

Fkin hilarious

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

[untold sandal]

Why is dude riding De Jong?? Those talks died ages ago 🤣

Atleast choose a relevant topic

[split walrus]

He should milk branthwaite in my opinion

Atleast its some new failed topic

[untold sandal]

Agreed

[jolly glade]

Sancho forced to play Brexitball under Dyche 😭

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/marco_alcarasz/status/1825460898040783074?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Marcó Alcarasz (@Marco_Alcarasz) on X

🚨Scott McTominay out - Manuel Ugarte in. That is Man Utd’s plan this week. All on track! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇾

#mufc

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 9:12 AM

REALLY MR MARCO??

BLIMEY, COULDNT TELL. THANKS FOR THE INFO

[violet ibex]

joao felix back on his first day in the gym with the lads at chelsea:

[grim moon]

omg. I am very shocked at this news that I did not know about. I did not know that was the plan. Wow, so surprised. I’m in shock. Thanks, Marco.

[untold sandal]

Agreed really surprised were going in this direction

[shell bobcat]

This is embarassing 😭😭

[violet ibex]

cough hear me out

1 year contract with 1 year extension option

[high zealot]

Brokelona strike again

[split walrus]

They r finished man 😂

[untold sandal]

TF

RODRI AND GUNDO SWAP??

HAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

[shell bobcat]

Comedy club

[golden hamlet]

They sure might have some dodgy doping for that team in 2009 and also that dr in Barcelona who cures players magically!!!

[shell bobcat]

Chelsea and Barcelona when it comes to shite team management

[split walrus]

TOP 10 RESPECT MOMENTS 🗣️

[raven cargo]

Bro you have so many roles 😭

[split walrus]

😭

[raven cargo]

6 ultra rares 👀

[split walrus]

Actually ive all of em except de ligt n mazra

[raven cargo]

Dem

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-3CUjxIPVH/?igsh=MWwwZ2YwbzM0Z2o2cg==
Nah man chelsea

fabriziorom

João Félix finally 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 to Chelsea! 🔵🪄

Likes

11433

Instagram

[split walrus]

Guys we have a barca fan here @unique marsh

U can swipe up to see some barca banter

[unique marsh]

Ok now i regret going up

2 memes was all it took

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-26uh4IsCN/?igsh=MXFtcml0aWp4NWh6eA==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Conor Gallagher will travel back to Madrid, authorized by Chelsea to finally complete his Atlético move after long saga ⚪️🔴🔐

Deal was already done for €42m fee and medical also completed, formal steps will now follow for Gallagher.

All done between Gallagher and Atléti… also all done between Atléti and Chelsea, agreement complete...

Likes

430169

Instagram

[split walrus]

Lmaoo

😂😂

They called him back just to book his flight again 2 days later

[unique marsh]

Sometimes what news sometime what

[split walrus]

2x here we go

[feral solar]

From spain, no.10 for barca i mean athletic bilbaooo, NICO WILLIAAAMS

[split walrus]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/nico-williams-spain-football-euro2024-gif-17025160707180429595

[unique marsh]

Exit situations:

🇩🇪 Gündogan:
• Is 100% leaving
• City want him, he wants City
• Terms not yet discussed

🇧🇷 Roque:
• Talks on w/ Sporting for €20M fixed + bonuses, Roque has given his OK
• Betis want him on loan

🇫🇷 Lenglet:
• Agreement in place b/w Atleti & player, but not yet b/w clubs

🇸🇳 Faye:
• Highly strong interest from Rennes
Talk about bad management and your competition is barcelona

[feral solar]

rumours say that the ball slipped through onanas hands while dunking

[split walrus]

Ed woodward walked so Deco could run

https://tenor.com/view/glazers-clown-manchester-united-ed-gif-18403856

[unique marsh]

Deco is buggy (without skill)
Buggy (without skill)is deco

[violet ibex]

🤣🤣

[split walrus]

Can all of this happen in 10 days

[unique marsh]

Yep
Cause we won't negotiate

[split walrus]

Talk about self awareness 😂

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-laugh-giggle-laughing-spurs-gif-16212891

[unique marsh]

Gundogan goes for peanuts
Roque 20 mil cause they said so
Lenglet idk
Faye 15 mil cause they said so

[violet ibex]

deco used to be a pretty damn good baller but wow he shouldn't have tried this management thing

[split walrus]

He wanted to compete w woodward

[violet ibex]

unless you're telling me they're different decos

[unique marsh]

We will be back under new president and sporting director

Spotting director assistant is much more better than the current sporting director

[violet ibex]

deco should ask for a swap deal between antony and yamal

that will save his career

[split walrus]

Fixed it

[unique marsh]

Antony >>>> universe
Gods walked so Antony could run

[split walrus]

@violet ibex even rivals rate antony

[violet ibex]

🤣

[split walrus]

Look at the impact he made in 2 yrs

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-united-antony-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-antony-manchester-united-gif-7552536366576793231

[unique marsh]

Mf did 4 celebrations in 1 goal right

[split walrus]

Ya 😂

[brittle raft]

Well he doesn’t score much tbf

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-manu-manchester-united-manchester-united-gif-26638835

[violet ibex]

remember that Antony goal against barca? he's truly the goat. should be more than enough to have barca bid for him

[split walrus]

Avg media. Always against united

[unique marsh]

Neither does my left winger ( he doesn't want even play)

[split walrus]

Who?

[unique marsh]

Fati

[split walrus]

Raphinha?

Oh lmao

[violet ibex]

fati couldn't even start for Brighton 😔

[split walrus]

But fati was injured broo

[unique marsh]

Big player

[unique marsh]

(he doesn't even play)

[split walrus]

😂

He was the yamal before yamal

[unique marsh]

Yamal is less hyped in comparison to him

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1825591183847891045?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 NEW:

If the deal between Panathinaikos and Manchester United for Facundo Pellistri is completed, it will be for a club record transfer fee for the Greek club. #MUFC [@choria80]

*Their current club record signing is Djibril Cissé for €8m.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 5:50 PM

[unique marsh]

Better than messi
Better than neymar chants was so much

[split walrus]

@feral solar they r so cute

[violet ibex]

poor guy

[split walrus]

Record transfer of 10m

[split walrus]

F

[violet ibex]

gotta have yamal avoid the same future

by swapping him with antony

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-antony-barcelona-antony-goal-antony-meme-gif-14353921477897340999

[violet ibex]

or sancho

[split walrus]

Deco should see this

[unique marsh]

Jens Cajuste to Ipswich Town is a DONE DEAL. Official announcement to come.

(Source: @sachatavolieri)

[split walrus]

Relegation is due

[unique marsh]

I skipped this match there was no hope

Gavi was supposed pedri was injured

[feral solar]

OH F OFF YOU GREEN TWATS

OUR RECORD FEE TRANSFER WAS 20 MIL (GIOVANNI FROM BARCA)

[fickle gate]

Will Fish has moved to Cardiff on a permanent deal.

@split walrus

[split walrus]

Yes i saw

He was injured

But its good for him

[fickle gate]

indeed

[split walrus]

He ll gain experience

[fickle gate]

Absolutely

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1825605311056765226?t=-jrXBYnzDUoyzsJXtYWYGg&s=19

Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) on X

Fulham close to signing Sander Berge for a fee of £20m plus £5m. Berge is travelling to London + has medical booked for tomorrow.

Means Fulham are moving on from Scott McTominay. #MUFC had considered Berge too.

With @adjones_journo @peterrutzler ⬇️

https://t.co/TQZIV66dLD

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 6:46 PM

This was fun. Fullham have read many of deep tactical analytics from ManUtd fans on twitter , as they considered is better option than Scott

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825607087315144931?t=r3u_iwYSmFDbdzp5Q1FTjg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Fulham have agreed deal to sign Sander Berge from Burnley, here we go!

McTominay deal off as Berge joins on £20m plus £5m fee, medical booked for the midfielder.

Formal steps to follow tomorrow, as @lauriewhitwell reports.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 6:53 PM

[violet ibex]

oh ffs

assert dominance and hijack berge

[ocean sun]

Wtf

[vocal monolith]

Good thing is that we have to clear our head . Ugarte is the main target

Berge was okay to come at United and stay as backup option , but they want Ugarte only

[split walrus]

They r taking the piss

Wtf

Well

Ugarte is the only hope now

We should have sold Mctominay when we had the chance

Fulham did it as revenge after last match

[vocal monolith]

Will Fish to Cardiff City on permanent deal

[grim moon]

Is there a fee or?

[vocal monolith]

Whatever it is , glad he is gone as he wasn't gonna get any minute under first team. 21 years old and they didn't rated him enough . I hope he do well Under new club

Also he had an very good season un Scotland before

[fickle gate]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Scott McTominay has refused to leave Manchester United.

As previously stated, the player himself & manager want to stay at the club.

Fulham were informed of his intentions yesterday.

United respect his decision & will not be forcing the player out, only high value offers & interesting projects will sway McTominay's & United's decision.

[grim moon]

What source

[fickle gate]

The True Red Devils FB, so not the best source but has potential

[grim moon]

McT has been shopped for months, he knew his situation and never said he won’t leave. No way he just all of a sudden says that

Probably bs, I hope

[fickle gate]

well the deal is off nonetheless

Thats what was reported earlier

@split walrus anything?

[split walrus]

Nothing for now, although sky sports is saying we might be sticking w Mctominay 🥲

But its pure rubbish

Im pretty sure we will try our luck w napoli

[flat hedge]

my goat

[split walrus]

Only performs against big teams

[split walrus]

Nice pfp

😂

[flat hedge]

ahem real betis

ahem Brighton

[split walrus]

U forgot newport

[flat hedge]

stop😭😭

[split walrus]

He had ucl winning celebration in that match

[flat hedge]

literally the same celebration messi did vs Nigeria in 2018 wc (in the group stage)

but ok

we move on

we will win the europa league this season
thoughts?

[split walrus]

Messi learnt from antony

[split walrus]

Really hoping so

[flat hedge]

fr

[split walrus]

Thing is if we win europa

It grants us ucl

[flat hedge]

yeah

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/StatmanDave/status/1825510356191441278?t=60UOuC0J668cNRa2vI_dHg&s=19

Statman Dave (@StatmanDave) on X

Mason Mount made 23 counter-pressures against Fulham, more than any player managed in the Premier League in the opening weekend of the season.

Pressing monster. 👹👹👹

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 12:29 PM

Scott was lucky last season that Mount was injured

Good that Scott love the club, and it will be a big plus as sub. But i wouldn't like too see him as starter. He is 27 and till now he didn't showed his talent.
Still to this day since his debut no one known his position

[split walrus]

CDM/CM/ST/LW/RW

False 6 😂

[vocal monolith]

Fake 6

[split walrus]

That too

Ill miss his clutch moments

But i do believe zirkzee ll do that for us

Its time to move on

[vocal monolith]

Eriksen is older, he died on pitch and came back. And he is running more to recover balls

[split walrus]

Came back n won a trophy before arsenal

[unique marsh]

@split walrus sleep mah bro

[split walrus]

Fr

In 20 mins

😂

[unique marsh]

In 20 mins your dad and mom will say in 20 mins

😭😭

Sleep

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[unique marsh]

Idk what i said

Blame my sleep not me

[split walrus]

U need sleep more than me

I was looking at a clip

Haaland ignored cucurella

[unique marsh]

No i slept enough

Around 3-4 hours

💀

[split walrus]

Should ve slept 8-2 hours

[unique marsh]

Naa i should have had 7up before sleeping i was thirsty af

[split walrus]

@safe geode d like this

We got an lfc fan here as well

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-fernandes-gif-21720842

[unique marsh]

Bro I got like 1-3 hours sleep too

[untold sandal]

Is mct actually staying or is it bs

@split walrus

[split walrus]

Ok so

Fulham has hurt me 😔

[untold sandal]

Yes ik

Fk fulham

[split walrus]

Not by buying berge

Cant care less

[untold sandal]

oh

[split walrus]

But by not getting Mctominay

[safe geode]

7up ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[split walrus]

We could have gotten the money to push for ugarte quick

[untold sandal]

Aaaand napoli?

[split walrus]

I like the attention to detail w 7 hearts

[split walrus]

No other option other than napoli now but they cant do anything until osimhen is sold

And their current priority is lukaku

[unique marsh]

Glory glory man utd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[safe geode]

Nice detail 7 crying emojis

[split walrus]

He’s barca fan

Make it 8 borrious

[safe geode]

OH HAHAHHA

CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY

[split walrus]

💀💀💀💀

[untold sandal]

ORIGI!

[safe geode]

ORIGIII

Dw sir I like barca fans

But I am an Arda Guler fan

[unique marsh]

😭😭

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-corner-taken-quickly-kick-gif-16180312

[safe geode]

Not real madrid I hate that club

[unique marsh]

Idk i like him || Hate deco for bottling his feal||

[split walrus]

Ngl

I like barca fans as well

[unique marsh]

7 goals conceded 0 goals scored

[split walrus]

Shaaaaat aaappp

[unique marsh]

We 8 goals conceded 1 goals scored

[safe geode]

Yeah but we know how barca treats the ones not from la masia

[unique marsh]

Difference is again 7

[split walrus]

@tribal knot did u have a news?

[safe geode]

Especially roque

[unique marsh]

Barca not fans though

[split walrus]

Enlighten

Explain

[safe geode]

Bad english

So I won't explain

[unique marsh]

But roque was a bad deal bergavll and arda were more important

[split walrus]

So rude

[tribal knot]

haha, nah - forgot that i couldn't post links in this discord and went to share that simpsons/corner taken quickly edit 😂

[safe geode]

sorry sir

[unique marsh]

End la liga already

We are at the top

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/corner-taken-quickly-gif-11598903462372373227

[split walrus]

New arsenal, lonely at the top

[tribal knot]

my only news for the day is my daydream thoughts where we struggle to get ugarte done and end-up announcing goretzka on deadline day 😭

[split walrus]

We r getting ugarte

Definitely

[unique marsh]

Nahh that another meme whats a polar bear doing in

[split walrus]

Whats that

[safe geode]

so many gifs regarding to this goal

[split walrus]

Fr

[safe geode]

YES HAHAHA

[split walrus]

It was very confusing ngl

[safe geode]

But we all know it will go down

[split walrus]

Trent did something v iconic

[safe geode]

Was a nice one

[split walrus]

But there’s another iconic trent moment

Wanna see?

https://tenor.com/view/trent-alexander-arnold-taa-liverpool-loserpool-liverpool-lose-gif-257782095591723428

[tribal knot]

if it involves pregnant lasses, i'm not keen

oh

[unique marsh]

If you can't beat em join em

[split walrus]

Next szn

[grim moon]

🚨🔴 Understand Manchester United are working on loan with obligation to buy proposal for Manuel Ugarte.

Negotiations to continue with this formula as Jorge Mendes’s leading talks with Paris Saint-Germain.

Ugarte wants United, pushing a lot after personal terms agreed in July.

[split walrus]

As free transfer

[split walrus]

U bring lovely news

[unique marsh]

Nahh rather go for fdj

[split walrus]

Shut

[unique marsh]

Ugarte is going to be bad

He lacks physically

[split walrus]

Keep ur injury merchant to urself

720k in drain

[unique marsh]

He was clearly exposed last season

[wintry gate]

Shade be nice 🤣

[split walrus]

We both have some history from barca server haha

Its alright

[unique marsh]

Wait till i get gif perms

[split walrus]

😂😂😂

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/bobitos-mimis-michis-gif-943529865427663588

[unique marsh]

😭😭

[split walrus]

I made a lot of friends in barca server

[safe geode]

are we allowed to invite friends?

[split walrus]

Every time i start to talk there, atleast 2 of the active ones r crying about deco

😂😂😂

[split walrus]

I did

He insisted

[safe geode]

me too

[unique marsh]

I mean we are good to everyone except madrid and espanyol

[split walrus]

😂

Lmao

[safe geode]

And us when we bring up 4-0

[split walrus]

Patt became a very good friend of mine

Keeps on sending me reels

[wintry gate]

I see you’re from Asia. what kind of Asian are you? 😂

[safe geode]

You never

send me those

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/nepal-scream-love-gif-5772694796622287914

[unique marsh]

Nepal

[wintry gate]

you don’t send me reels. I thought we’re friends Shade

[unique marsh]

He a bozo

[split walrus]

Lionel messi no no no, its got away its got away

[safe geode]

you have everyone's insta? @split walrus

[tribal knot]

awwwww nepal fwends

[split walrus]

Watch me spam

[safe geode]

I thought It was just for me only

[unique marsh]

Send reels

?

You guys exchanged insta

[split walrus]

From this server? Just u n azfan

W 2

[safe geode]

Ah I am still special

[split walrus]

And patt from ur server

Azfan n i share antony reels

😂

[unique marsh]

Bro never come near me 😭😭

[unique marsh]

Gimme your insta ig

Now imma annoy you

[split walrus]

Same as my discord user

Perfect

Send me some messi world cup reels

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-23281234

[unique marsh]

Nahh our best reels are coming from rma players

Uno dos tres

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[unique marsh]

Visca barca visca catalonia

[split walrus]

Endrick forgot the script

Too busy watching bobby charlton

[split walrus]

This is so cute

[unique marsh]

You know we should get some sleep

[split walrus]

Frfr

Send messi reel before sleeping

[unique marsh]

I won't sleep though

[safe geode]

True

It's late even here

[split walrus]

Tag a mod to change ur name to deco fanboy

[unique marsh]

Bro my deco is different

It is ikOH

[split walrus]

How does that make sense

Its 4 am and im failing to understand

[violet ibex]

same, I hate madrid

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-crying-slovenia-cristiano-ronaldo-euro-2024-penaldo-cr7-crying-gif-16290024809133915631

[violet ibex]

tho now I hate both barca and madrid quite equally

[unique marsh]

Can't find you

[split walrus]

Sent u in dm

[unique marsh]

@split walrus you with that dutch flag?

[safe geode]

true

[split walrus]

Hahaha yes

[safe geode]

yes

[split walrus]

Felt like representing ajax united

[golden hamlet]

lol

[unique marsh]

@split walrus i followed you

Not irl

[split walrus]

Nice love me some kevin pfp

[unique marsh]

Whats your insta

[split walrus]

Aww

[unique marsh]

I only love Gwen tennyson

[violet ibex]

glad to see non-TO'd people in shade's DM

🤣

[tribal knot]

let's not

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-no-nonono-waggle-finger-football-gif-23813134

[unique marsh]

Broo 😭😭

[safe geode]

@split walrus explain joke sir

[wintry gate]

redacted

[safe geode]

Shade has s good laugh tbf

[split walrus]

Everytime someone gets a TO, they end up texting me

😂

[violet ibex]

everytime someone got timed out, they somehow DM shade 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[split walrus]

Who said?

[safe geode]

HAHAHAHA

[wintry gate]

I don’t know what you’re talking about

[violet ibex]

Shade The Therapist

[safe geode]

Dm sir

[split walrus]

I was prolly too tired to type prolly

[unique marsh]

Accept request sir

@split walrus now you gonna get messi'd

[split walrus]

😂

I dont mind

[violet ibex]

messiu

[unique marsh]

Naa i think i got that edit of em kissing

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-3ic4CoEIW/?igsh=MXhmNWE5cDJidm5hNw==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Manchester United are working on loan with obligation to buy formal bid to Paris Saint-Germain for Manuel Ugarte 🔴🇺🇾

Negotiations to continue with this formula… as Jorge Mendes’s still leading talks with Paris Saint-Germain.

Ugarte wants to join Manchester United, pushing as midfielder agreed on personal terms already in July.

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We are pushing for a loan with obligation

Seems like the best bet

[untold sandal]

Bruh. He was a monster for psg, just not in enrique plans

[untold sandal]

Definitely think this is the best option

If we can loan with buy option? Absolutely stellar business

[grim moon]

We can also get ourselves a quality LB this window with doing a loan

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825655864105070739?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴👀🇺🇾 #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 10:07 PM

Reposted. Means things are moving rn

[untold sandal]

Not sure if it was this, but hopefully means we are expecting some development in the next few days

[flat hedge]

YES

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1825660056991678842?t=NLaPY2spXpxyJYjtfRE1FA&s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

⤵️✅ As reported in July and now confirmed, a loan with an obligation to buy is a possible scenario to finalize the deal between Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain for Manuel #Ugarte!

This deal structure was already discussed with #MUFC and remains on the table. Straight

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 10:24 PM

Loan deal for Ugarte , this mean we are gonna sign 1 more player

We need LB -LCB & ST

Club are after Kerkez but Bournemouth will make it hard

They are asking more than Bayern for Alphonso Davies

[split walrus]

This is actually the best way to get ugarte

“ Straight loan with an option to buy, not an option for #PSG.”

What is this supposed to mean

[viral garnet]

As in

[tribal knot]

PSG don't want it

[viral garnet]

psg don't want us to have an option to buy

they want obligation

[split walrus]

Oh then its fine

Lol

I thought they were making it hard for him to go on loan as well

I dont mind obligation tbh

If we got him this summer, we d have spent either way

INS
• Joshua Zirkzee
• Leny Yoro
• Matthijs de Ligt
• Noussair Mazraoui
• Manuel Ugarte*
• One more signing*

OUTS
• Anthony Martial
• Raphael Varane
• Aaron Wan-Bissaka
• Mason Greenwood
• Donny van de Beek
• Willy Kambwala
• Brandon Williams
• Omari Forson

Found this

Not bad tbh

8/10 imo

[violet ibex]

hoping we'll find a suitor for sancho

[tribal knot]

hear me out

deadline day 20m raheem sterling, who says no?

[violet ibex]

me, I'd say hell no 😂

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-3ic4CoEIW/?igsh=MWd6bGg4ZHl2emxidA==

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Manchester United are working on loan with obligation to buy formal bid to Paris Saint-Germain for Manuel Ugarte 🔴🇺🇾

Negotiations to continue with this formula… as Jorge Mendes’s still leading talks with Paris Saint-Germain.

Ugarte wants to join Manchester United, pushing as midfielder agreed on personal terms already in July.

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also pellistri to PAO HERE WE GO (from greek reporters)

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1825790015919538317?t=ykcMLFY37BT4fGBfmRcrDA&s=19

Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) on X

Manchester United transfer update via @TheAthleticFC DealSheet:

🔺 Ugarte deal possible near deadline
🔺 Napoli in England to talk McTominay
🔺 Left-back off agenda (no Ferdi)
🔺 Cost prohibitive on Toney
🔺 Saudi Pro League potentials

⬇️ #MUFC

https://t.co/FqUm6ijvAl

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:00 AM

[split walrus]

No

• I think he’s happy under the 10 year prison contract at chelsea

https://x.com/utdfaithfuls/status/1825794306067599389?s=46

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 NEW!

Some people at United sense Chelsea may make an approach for Jadon Sancho, per Laurie Whitwell.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:17 AM

Chelsea needs to do us a favour

[vocal monolith]

Why not 1 more winger on that list

[split walrus]

Which one

[vocal monolith]

For Chelsea

[split walrus]

Antony?

😂

[grim moon]

🚨 BREAKING! #mufc have agreed a deal for Facundo Pellistri to move to Panathinaikos worth €6m. [@mcgrathmike]

I….what

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1825798144577200551?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | Napoli sporting director Giovanni Manna travelled to England for face-to-face meetings for Scott McTominay, and progress is being made.

Reports in Italy of personal terms being agreed with the player are incorrect. [@lauriewhitwell]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:32 AM

[split walrus]

Don’t believe it just yet

Greek sources are saying 8.5+1.5

[violet ibex]

this is where ineos and friends should win the fans completely by somehow managing to get a mctom - osimhen swap deal

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[violet ibex]

mctominay + sancho + antony + 10m every year for 3 years installment for osimhen + kvaratskhelia (he just got injured tho)

[split walrus]

Its okay we ll take care of the injury

He ll be good friends with shaw and malacia

[viral garnet]

sancho for palmer

[grim moon]

Manchester United have decided NOT to sign a left-back!

[@lauriewhitwell]

Welp

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/1-2-james-rodríguez-person-human-clothing-gif-10881582651451032169

Why tho

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1825802346372239604?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Getting funds into the club is the priority at the moment. #mufc want to continue a policy of buying players at the younger end of the spectrum. [@lauriewhitwell]

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:49 AM

This is prolly the reason

There r not a lot of LBs available rn

[violet ibex]

has kadioglu officially signed for brighton?

[shell bobcat]

Malacia redemption is due

[shell bobcat]

Personal terms are agreed just the fee is being decided I guess

I hope he is not available to play on Saturday

He will cook our wingers

[violet ibex]

so not official yet because a bid has not even been submitted yet

[split walrus]

Nope

[violet ibex]

there's still time for hijack if we changed our mind and decided to look for a LB

[split walrus]

But we arent going for him

He is off the charts

[violet ibex]

yeah somehow latest report said we're not looking for a LB

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825805086733299814?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨☘️ Facundo Pellistri to Panathinaikos, here we go! Exclusive story confirmed as agreement has been sealed for €6m fee.

Permanent deal with sell-on clause for #MUFC, while Pellistri signs a long term contract.

Pana’s Uruguayan manager Diego Alonso, key factor. 🇺🇾

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 8:00 AM

Here we go

[violet ibex]

in a way it makes sense because we have 3 good LBs in shaw, malacia, and amass
and even licha can cover LB too

[split walrus]

6m 😭

[violet ibex]

but on other hand, shaw and malacia are always injured

[split walrus]

@feral solar ur greek sources were wrong

[split walrus]

Dalot can cover

[violet ibex]

😔

hopefully we have 50%+++ sell on clause

[split walrus]

Its 40% i think

[violet ibex]

greenwood is also cooking hard

[feral solar]

6MIL NOOOOOOOO😭

[split walrus]

Fr man

[grim moon]

6M Euros😭Not even pounds

[split walrus]

2 goals in debut

Atleast we ll make better signings in future n sell on profit

100m profit on yoro is due

[violet ibex]

imagine we play greenwood instead of rashford

[split walrus]

😔

He d ve cooked for us he was a better guy

https://x.com/utdtruthful/status/1825793652825698549?s=46

UtdTruthful (@Utdtruthful) on X

🚨🎖️| 𝐍𝐄𝐖: Christian Eriksen has been offered to Ajax. Manchester United are asking for at least £5m. [@lauriewhitwell] #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:15 AM

5m man 😂😂😂

I cant w these sales

Paying 100 to ajax

Selling for 5

[violet ibex]

😔

[feral solar]

@violet ibex tell me a player for a fanart

[violet ibex]

hmm

giannakopoulos

[feral solar]

kobbie, licha, antony,garna,zirkzee,de ligt have all been done

[feral solar]

i meant a utd player, but wow, giannakopoulos, warra player

[violet ibex]

love it when underdogs win a tourney

I think I somehow remember giannakopoulos the most from greece's euro 2004 win

[feral solar]

so sad utd didnt get him

[violet ibex]

ten hag

or our captain

[feral solar]

aight

[split walrus]

Ten hag should play CB this szn

[violet ibex]

ruud back as our striker please

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-ten-hag-ten-hag-manchester-united-shocked-ptsd-gif-14343992144556442463

[ocean sun]

We have to limit kobbie's game time and be precaution with him. Because he's the only player who's really good in possession our squad. I know it might sound a bit stupid, but he can rest against small teams or come off early.

[split walrus]

No u r right

He’s v young

[ocean sun]

He's a gem of a player and we need him fit to win games and titles

Collyer can play instead of mainoo alongside casemiro as we have witnessed in pre season

And mason is a pressing monster. If we are to accommodate him into the team we either have to play bruno false 9 or play him rw and drop amad. But i don't think it's practical either way.

[split walrus]

We ll play ugarte as well dont forget

So mainoo definitely ll get some rest

Casemiro + collyer
Collyer + ugarte
Ugarte + casemiro

[ocean sun]

Playing ugarte and casemiro doesn't go well. Ugarte will either start ahead of casemiro or be as a backup. But the game against Fulham casemiro was decent in the midfield.

[split walrus]

Casemiro has been pretty good since the city match

[ocean sun]

If he continues to play the same way this season. I don't think we have to spend €65m on ugarte tbh

[split walrus]

We arent this szn

We r loaning him in

[ocean sun]

Just a loan ?

[split walrus]

We ll pay next year after selling case

[split walrus]

With buy obligation

[ocean sun]

Oh

Nice

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825655949345837477?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Understand Manchester United are working on loan with obligation to buy proposal for Manuel Ugarte.

Negotiations to continue with this formula as Jorge Mendes’s leading talks with Paris Saint-Germain.

Ugarte wants United, pushing a lot after personal terms agreed in July.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 10:07 PM

This

[ocean sun]

Hmm nice. I just saw this

[split walrus]

Ineos def has a plan

Im not worried about midfield tbh

I m worried about LB

[grim moon]

I feel like ETH will just keep doing what he did against Fulham tbh

Dalot/Maz start at LB and RB. Then get a CB on so he can switch Martinez to LB

[ocean sun]

I think it's gonna be

Dalot - lb
Martinez - lcb
Maguire/de ligt - rcb
Mazra - rb

First half of the season.

[high zealot]

Harry amass masterclass incoming

[split walrus]

I dont mind it but id prefer martinez at CB and dalot at LB

[grim moon]

I don’t think he’ll play Amass:_(

I want him to, but I don’t think he’ll do it

[split walrus]

Might in the middle of szn

Like he did w wheatley

[violet ibex]

I'm somehow most worried about LW

[ocean sun]

Maybe winter we might look into a new fullback. But i think malacia will return by next month

[grim moon]

I hope Amass gets a loan spell to like, Leeds or something

[violet ibex]

consistently been our weakest link

[split walrus]

I do think we ll bring an LB in January

[ocean sun]

So we really sold pellistri for €6m with sell on clause 😭

[split walrus]

N now pushing eriksen for 5 m

😂😂😂😂

[ocean sun]

How much will Antony worth then 😭

[split walrus]

1B

[ocean sun]

Half of pellistri's price

[split walrus]

Release clause

[grim moon]

A Nando’s meal

[ocean sun]

🤣

[violet ibex]

I trust ten hag to play amass when he thinks he's ready, we've seen how well ten hag has been handling the youngsters so far

[split walrus]

My Tiktok legend 💯

[violet ibex]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[grim moon]

I hope he will but everytime he commented about Amass in the preseason, he seems so against playing him in Prem games

[split walrus]

Amass definitely wants to come in n play for us

I dont think he’s hoping for a loan spell

But if he gets it, it ll be a good decision for him

[ocean sun]

I don't wanna force amass to play for us yet. Considering he's a very good player and very young. He can help the academy. No need to give unnecessary pressure at this age. We got players who can cover up that position.

[split walrus]

He is a solid player and potential permanent LB for us

[split walrus]

Exactly, 17 year old to replace shaw is not what we want

The transition can definitely get smoother

[grim moon]

I was him to play regularly. And against pros at this point. Hoping for a Championship loan spell for him

[ocean sun]

One mistake and the English media will kill him for death. So it's all unnecessary at the moment. Ten hag is doing the right thing.

[violet ibex]

I agree

[split walrus]

Yeah, they r alr waiting for zirkzee de ligt to make some mistakes

[split walrus]

Amass can try a spell in sunderland

Like amad

[ocean sun]

And not every academy player is like mainoo. He can deal with these kinds of situations because he has that consistency in him. Gifted player tbh. ❤️

[violet ibex]

mainoo is him

[ocean sun]

True

[violet ibex]

he's really built different

[split walrus]

He didnt give em a chance 😂

[violet ibex]

very cold, very composed

[ocean sun]

Euros was the perfect example

[split walrus]

Although they tried their best in euro friendlies to start an agenda against him

But it failed heavily

[split walrus]

Yep

[violet ibex]

I think the last time I saw a 18yo CM with mainoo's maturity was fabregas

[ocean sun]

Scholes himself said he was not that good as mainoo at the age of 18