Sadly no
#Transfer Talk
split walrus
Psg isnt too keen on sancho
Although, chelsea was looking at him
They were looking at options of loaning him with buy obligation
fierce glade
nah they can f off
split walrus
They were ready to pay full wages
fierce glade
yeah let our board cook
split walrus
vocal monolith
Twitter
untold sandal
https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1824768898920567241?t=5ud7QAXusNwB5gZDoSlL0...
This is honestly a good possible alternative
Would ofc still prefer ugarte, but ederson is also a very good idea
Like it a lot
vocal monolith
Phill retired 10 yeara ago
https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1824777416654373234?t=donq5g3pazSuycj8EpaDkA&s=19
Twitter
split walrus
Phill retired 10 yeara ago
https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1824777416654373...
Always injured
I liked his passion though
😂
untold sandal
https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1824768898920567241?t=5ud7QAXusNwB5gZDoSlL0...
@split walrus thoughts?
split walrus
Great player
Already knows hojlund probably so ll have a bit of chemistry there
But why r we looking at a CM when we got bigger issues to fix
untold sandal
Great player
Already knows hojlund probably so ll have a bit of chemistry there
...
He can play CDM i believe
split walrus
If we can fix cdm, lb and st issue, i dont mind us going for anyone else
Mainly a cm
Id prefer a natural cdm
violet ibex
As a rashford replacement
mctominay+ rashford+ sancho + antony for kvaratshkelia + osimhen 🙏
split walrus
mctominay+ rashford+ sancho + antony for kvaratshkelia + osimhen 🙏
😔
Stop giving me existential crisis
Nice fantasy though, 10/10 😃👍🏽
untold sandal
Have napoli bid for mct yet?
split walrus
Have napoli bid for mct yet?
No, they r interested fc for now
They need to sell osimhen
Before they can buy
untold sandal
I swear osimhen was going psg then going chelsea and now just stuck
violet ibex
Nice fantasy though, 10/10 😃👍🏽
that would give us top 4 comfortably
split walrus
that would give us top 4 comfortably
Yes
violet ibex
and become title contenders after the signings set in
split walrus
We’ll get there
violet ibex
imagine having kvaratshkelia, garnacho, amad, and lacey as your wing options
high zealot
In other words we know that ur gonna be shite therefore we’re probably gonna sack u
split walrus
Okay so its kinda sad news
But it can be a good news for us
PSG’s striker Ramos has picked up an injury
And PSG might look to buy a striker now
For that they d need to raise money by selling a player
flat hedge
For that they d need to raise money by selling a player
bro they should sell dembele honestly
flat hedge
frick dembele and psg
split walrus
A domino effect might begin
PSG might push for osimhen
Napoli ll make bank there
But PSG d need to sell Ugarte for it
And Napoli ll bid for Mctominay once Osimhen is sold
feral solar
Instagram
grim moon
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-xLLUNRKr5/?igsh=MTIwaTFrMGx6YWd6cw==
What’s funnier is that the kid is using Fabrizio as the source so he’s faster than him in posting videos lmaooo😭
flat hedge
What’s funnier is that the kid is using Fabrizio as the source so he’s faster th...
lmao
split walrus
Ngl
If this kid keeps on going
He can make it as well
Brighton already featured him
feral solar
NAH MAN WHAT IS THAT @split walrus
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-xT0s4tNms/?igsh=ZGJtNjMzam81dHh5
jolly glade
If that’s an impression that’s a damn good one
split walrus
If that’s an impression that’s a damn good one
Did u see what he said? 😂
jolly glade
Freakrizio Romano
flat hedge
NAH MAN WHAT IS THAT <@977261616422850580>
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-xT0...
💀
I only want him to go to sporting
honestly
split walrus
I only want him to go to sporting
He should retire honestly
It’s time
The more he plays, the worse it gets
feral solar
@split walrus this is getting outta hand
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-sOXt0hXak/?igsh=MTJ0dGoyenQzNGllaw==
Instagram
raven cargo
Manchester United are looking to hijack Liverpool's move for Valencia goalkeeper Giorgi Mamardashvili but must first sell a fringe player like winger Jadon Sancho to raise the required funds. (The Mirror)
Scott McTominay has decided he wants to join Napoli after talks with manager Antonio Conte but the Serie A side will only pursue a move for the Man Utd midfielder if they can sell striker Victor Osimhen to Chelsea. (Tutto Napoli - Italy)
split walrus
**Manchester United** are looking to hijack **Liverpool**'s move for **Valencia*...
Lol do we need the gk though?
raven cargo
Not really tbh
split walrus
Even if we do get him, we ll do the same lfc is doing
Sending him out on loan
Scott McTominay has agreed personal terms with Napoli. However, the Italian side cannot afford the €30m requested by Manchester United unless they sell Victor Osimhen. [@CorSport]
Italian news outlet
raven cargo
Sending him out on loan
If we sell Bayindir then maybe he'll be our backup keeper
fierce glade
Scott McTominay has agreed personal terms with Napoli. However, the Italian side...
how much we were demanding from fulham?
split walrus
If we sell Bayindir then maybe he'll be our backup keeper
We aren’t selling bayindir I think
split walrus
how much we were demanding from fulham?
30
raven cargo
Yeah doubt it as well
jolly glade
Mamardashvili would be mighty but it’d be a silly spend when we need different people right now
He’d be a “for the future” investment
Onana is our first keeper and can be for years yet so you’d need to send him on loan for ages to develop rather than giving any valuable premier league experience
split walrus
Another gk is last of our worries definitely 💯
jolly glade
Ugarte is the priority once McTominay gets sold, anything else will really be a bonus in my eyes
I’d love to see the likes of Ivan Toney as an experienced striker to punt in goals for us.
jolly glade
Kadioglu would complete our defensive line with a bow, I’d be more than impressed
Even if we hold off on attackers until next year, at least we’ve gotten our main issue handled now
jolly glade
Next summer I would go for a CAM and a winger of some kind
high zealot
We went from lindelof x maguire to de ligt x licha
violet ibex
wirtz next season 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
jolly glade
Wirtz would be my no 1 Fernandes future replacement. He’s such a good midfielder.
violet ibex
same
jolly glade
It’d be a really tough competition though, literally everyone wants him
If all else fails, Xavi Simons
violet ibex
well, I haven't watched him a lot and a single tournament doesn't really define a player, but from what I saw in the euros, I wasn't impressed in the slightest
jolly glade
I’m looking at Musiala too, always impressed by him along with Wirtz
violet ibex
same
jolly glade
He’d be stupidly expensive but would be amazing
violet ibex
kinda crazy that germany have both musiala and wirtz
we might have better chances to sign wirtz from leverkusen instead of musiala from bayern
but who knows
jolly glade
Both will be in demand but I think Wirtz will have more eyes on him next summer
split walrus
Wirtz would be my no 1 Fernandes future replacement. He’s such a good midfielder...
YASSS
we should do it
What if bayern pushes for him
He wont leave the option of playing with musiala
violet ibex
I honestly don't know if getting wirtz is realistic either
jolly glade
Bayern would want him, Real Madrid has been interested and there is likely interest within the Premier League too
violet ibex
he's never the same after his injury, I'd rather give pellistri more minutes than buying him
even if he's not injury prone anymore
safe geode
https://x.com/centregoals/status/1825075411518116211?s=46
Fake News
violet ibex
rey mysterio to juventus for 61.9m, here we go
feral solar
BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE:
Panathinaikos fc, who are interested on pellistri, have decided to prioritise vargas’ transfer. If Vargas comes to Panathinaikos, then pellistri wont be leaving.
@violet ibex @split walrus @safe geode
feral solar
Whats yr souce
sdna, a greek site focused on panathinaikos only. It says that they are pushing for vargas
feral solar
Lets see
The club of panathinaikos came out with a statement saying: there is no agreement with pellisti or Manchester United
violet ibex
tell them to prioritize antony
feral solar
Lookman to Psg 🔜
violet ibex
lookman is such a funny name
split walrus
The club of panathinaikos came out with a statement saying: there is no agreemen...
Send link
vocal monolith
They won't say we have an agreement until deal is done. Usually clubs don't speak about those things.
Pellistri deal for €10m + 40-50% future of future sale
split walrus
Really hoping pellistri gets sold, he is a great kid. But it ll be hard for him to get time in united
He played well in copa
vocal monolith
Sad to hear , but doesn't fit on ETH system . He could play a lot better on Arsenal or City
untold sandal
rey mysterio to juventus for 61.9m, here we go
Tf since when was I going juve
flat hedge
Tf since when was I going juve
it’s a good club
lol
I think ud win the ballon dor ngl
split walrus
Twitter
We want him to go to psg
That d fasten up the ugarte sale
Twitter
Why is napoli playing mind games
Instagram
split walrus
@violet ibex scott is gone then
teal yacht
<@241111170386362370> scott is gone then
yep.
split walrus
yep.
Good for us tbh
I’ll miss him
But its for the best
We need to get our midfield upgraded
Will never forget this goal
violet ibex
yeah, it should be for the best
tho in short term it is very concerning when we have to rely on our false 6 to score goals for us because every single player we have is misfiring
split walrus
Also
violet ibex
both rashford and garnacho missed sitters and nobody passes to the striker
split walrus
Dont be surprised if u guys see a last min bid from us for branthwaite
Now that yoro is injured
violet ibex
I'll be surprised
split walrus
Romano just said we might sign 2 more players
1 d be ugarte/berge
2nd d be a left back
Or branthwaite
split walrus
Yeah, heard haaland is feeling insecure of all the limelight antony has been getting
split walrus
If we somehow manage to get ugarte and another defender
I rate this window 9/10
10/10 if we get 2 more outgoings
untold sandal
Or branthwaite
can branthwaite play LB?
untold sandal
Dont be surprised if u guys see a last min bid from us for branthwaite
If this happens I think its very likely we see lindelof out this window
The only issue is who would want him
split walrus
can branthwaite play LB?
He can play LCB n RCB
split walrus
If this happens I think its very likely we see lindelof out this window
Hes injured bro 😂
untold sandal
He can play LCB n RCB
but can he play lb.
split walrus
but can he play lb.
No
grim moon
🚨🏴 Al Ahli remain in talks to sign Ivan Toney after £35m bid rejected by Brentford last week.
Negotiations ongoing on both player and club side, still waiting for Toney and his family’s decision.
As exclusively revealed, he’s number one target with two more names on the list.
Buddy might go to Saudi lol
I don’t see him doing that tho tbh
Not yet atleast but you never know with money
violet ibex
lindelof injured himself to collect the paycheck 😭
split walrus
lindelof injured himself to collect the paycheck 😭
Twitter
@fickle gate this was what i was talking about
split walrus
Napoli n fulham to compete finally
fickle gate
finally
split walrus
We ll get 30m probably
Its very hard for us to sell these players at prices we quote
@untold sandal
fickle gate
Whats ugartes price?
grim moon
https://x.com/utdplug/status/1825288844545081519?s=46
Yesss, competition for McT
split walrus
Fulhams bid was 23 before I think
split walrus
Whats ugartes price?
70
grim moon
I’ll take 30M….sterling
split walrus
What u want sterling?
fickle gate
🤣🤣
split walrus
Sterling is finished
fickle gate
He said I'd love to have 30 players on the bench but some have to go
Or words to that effect
fickle gate
No chokeholds here
vast jolt
https://x.com/utdplug/status/1825288844545081519?s=46
Ayyy we got possible player sale now
untold sandal
<@897937428638208010>
Hm
I think by the end of the coming week I can see mct out
And possibly ugarte done. Not sure. But mct I think so
split walrus
Makes me v sad ngl
vast jolt
Clubs pushing for scotty will boost the ugarte deal
split walrus
Ill miss mcsauce
split walrus
Clubs pushing for scotty will boost the ugarte deal
Yes yes
vast jolt
same
split walrus
Definitely
untold sandal
Even though its better if he leaves, we will miss the vibes
vast jolt
Streets will never forget Scotty vs Brentford
untold sandal
He saved us a lot last szn
The good news is even though the vibes might be gone, zirkzee replaces mct because hes a late runner too
vast jolt
😭
split walrus
split walrus
The good news is even though the vibes might be gone, zirkzee replaces mct becau...
Did u see yesterday
untold sandal
Infact you legit saw it in the fulham game. Saw mct line up his shot? But zirkzee made the late run too
grim moon
The only reason why McT gets so much goals is because he actually runs into the box. Which no one seems to do in this club
untold sandal
He was ready to kick the ball
Yup, just said it haha
untold sandal
Infact you legit saw it in the fulham game. Saw mct line up his shot? But zirkze...
This?
split walrus
If zirkzee didnt hit it it was his goal
untold sandal
If zirkzee didnt hit it it was his goal
True
split walrus
I thanked god he didnt score 😂
split walrus
The only reason why McT gets so much goals is because he actually runs into the ...
😂😂😂😂
untold sandal
Ngl we couldve easily won fulham like 3-0 if we didnt miss dumb 1 on 1's
And tbh same thing with city
But we are seriously missing a proper striker
split walrus
Ngl we couldve easily won fulham like 3-0 if we didnt miss dumb 1 on 1's
Bruno was just unlucky
untold sandal
Bruno was just unlucky
The first one was unlucky, but second one shouldve been put away. It was a good save, but bruno still shouldve put it away
split walrus
U might be right
split walrus
The first one was unlucky, but second one shouldve been put away. It was a good ...
Bro garna missed man 😂
untold sandal
Bro garna missed man 😂
No garna's miss? We dont talk about that mk?
We are moving on from that
grim moon
To show off to sell him
I thought about that too but I don’t think so
I think we were just trying to push for offense
All or nothing for the 3 points
split walrus
I do think fulham might just win here
Napoli ll keep on waiting for osimhen sale
Mctominay clutching with smith rowe against us, we ll be there
vast jolt
Napoli ll keep on waiting for osimhen sale
Chelsea brought a bunch of mediocre youngsters
instead of osimhen
😂
vast jolt
why would they even buy so many gks
gilded glacier
.
split walrus
Chelsea brought a bunch of mediocre youngsters
Cause it doesn’t fit their business model
vast jolt
Bro yk whats crazy, if chelsea knew how to use their money
gilded glacier
they are worse than us
split walrus
why is tommy going to naples
Cause conte is interested
vast jolt
they would have an insane team
gilded glacier
Cause conte is interested
conte is so bad istg
grim moon
Panic move for McT🔜
gilded glacier
Get money n dip
he is clutch for us
split walrus
Compared to their scudetto season
Last to last u mean
vast jolt
He is clutch but he isnt a proper DM
gilded glacier
that leaves us with only 1 cdm at the club
and that cdm will go off his rocker soon
vast jolt
Were bringing in ugarte
grim moon
that leaves us with only 1 cdm at the club
That’s what Ugarte is for
gilded glacier
to retirement home
grim moon
And McT isn’t even really a proper CDM
gilded glacier
That’s what Ugarte is for
what about next eason when casemiro leaves
split walrus
that leaves us with only 1 cdm at the club
Bro we bringin ugarte
gilded glacier
mainoo aint playing 6
gilded glacier
Bro we bringin ugarte
they ask too much right?
grim moon
what about next eason when casemiro leaves
That’s what Wharton would be for😈
vast jolt
what about next eason when casemiro leaves
then we find a replacement
split walrus
what about next eason when casemiro leaves
We ll get berge
gilded glacier
i though we pulled out
split walrus
Wharton
vast jolt
thats in the future tho
split walrus
i though we pulled out
Nope
split walrus
We ll bring 2 more players in next 15 days
gilded glacier
could get kimmich for that price
grim moon
I think you forgot about Collyer aswell
split walrus
70m for ugarte seems too much
We ll negotiate prolly. It ll come down to 50
vast jolt
Wharton and Mainoo would be deadly
gilded glacier
or taunt liverpool by getting zubimendi
split walrus
could get kimmich for that price
Lmao
gilded glacier
that would be class
split walrus
or taunt liverpool by getting zubimendi
He’s great but we need a ball winner
gilded glacier
He’s great but we need a ball winner
lets get rodri
pep leaves next season'
theres a chance
🤣
untold sandal
lets get rodri
ez
split walrus
pep leaves next season'
Man city itself leaves, let alone pep
gilded glacier
thomas partey?
vast jolt
lets get rodri
man city to man utd transfer😂
gilded glacier
how hold is man
gilded glacier
man city to man utd transfer😂
carlos tevez
vast jolt
carlos tevez
The reverse tevez
untold sandal
Also keep in mind we already have a profile more similar to zubimendi in collyer
I'd rather bring collyer through and have him prosper as a homegrown talent rather than bring in zubimendi for big money and give collyer no minutes
violet ibex
that leaves us with only 1 cdm at the club
2, casemiro and collyer
and we are buying ugarte while selling mctominay just like how we sold AWB and bought mazraoui
(also mctominay shouldn't count as a CDM, his biggest contribution is his goal threat by doing late runs into the box)
gilded glacier
is kamara a class player?
from villa?
or maybe we could get caicedo from chelsea
vast jolt
or maybe we could get caicedo from chelsea
No
split walrus
or maybe we could get caicedo from chelsea
Doubt that ll happen
vast jolt
Never
violet ibex
mazraoui had such an amazing debut
gilded glacier
what about kamara then?
split walrus
Chelsea prison fc has them on decade of contracts
split walrus
mazraoui had such an amazing debut
So did zirkzee
golden hamlet
or maybe we could get caicedo from chelsea
Naa May be Cole P
gilded glacier
is camavinga a far stretch
untold sandal
2, casemiro and collyer
and we are buying ugarte while selling mctominay just li...
(and that contribution will be unnecessary now that zirkzee will do the same thing)
gilded glacier
cus he is getting benched by tchouameni
grim moon
I think a shout for Bruno’s replacement is Kudus next season if West Ham flops this season
grim moon
Ajax boy
split walrus
gilded glacier
kamara and camavinga?
untold sandal
is camavinga a far stretch
Madrid wont sell him, and if they do they will get us to overpay
violet ibex
So did zirkzee
once we got zirkzee to fit in the system and our buffons of players pass to him more, he will be massive for us. extremely comfortable with the ball on his feet, very technical, high football IQ
split walrus
Palmer is a united fan
It is possible but the release clause ll be v high
split walrus
once we got zirkzee to fit in the system and our buffons of players pass to him ...
Are we ready to dream again?
😝
gilded glacier
joao neves?
split walrus
joao neves?
Alr done to psg
untold sandal
joao neves?
hes.. at psg already
vast jolt
once we got zirkzee to fit in the system and our buffons of players pass to him ...
Ten hag will be stressing to choose zirkzee or hojlund
split walrus
Prison saint germain
vast jolt
2 very good strikers
untold sandal
and benfica made us do like €140m
golden hamlet
I think a shout for Bruno’s replacement is Kudus next season if West Ham flops t...
West Ham is the club I dislike the most in London but they have a decent manager and looking like they will have season like Villa had but not on the same level
untold sandal
They make everybody’s life so hard
Ugarte is legit begging them for united too
Its all he wants
split walrus
that german guy andrich
Nice
untold sandal
And psg are still stalling
split walrus
He ll stick w leverkusen this szn
vast jolt
that german guy andrich
How old is he
split walrus
29
untold sandal
Like mf he has been pushing for united sm and you still are beaching about it
vast jolt
Nope
split walrus
We r looking for youngsters
vast jolt
Not getting andrich
golden hamlet
Ten hag will be stressing to choose zirkzee or hojlund
Good problem to have
violet ibex
Ten hag will be stressing to choose zirkzee or hojlund
the kind of headache we love. far better than the headache of having no decent player in the position
split walrus
Ugarte is legit begging them for united too
Ya lmao
gilded glacier
We r looking for youngsters
laimer
split walrus
the kind of headache we love. far better than the headache of having no decent p...
We havent had this since too long now
gilded glacier
he is in his prime years
vast jolt
Them as a duo would cause some problems
untold sandal
🔥
split walrus
Why dont we just give psg the middle finger and get osimhen
Watch napoli quote 200m us for us
gilded glacier
Why dont we just give psg the middle finger and get osimhen
we'll play a 4-1-5
def
untold sandal
Watch napoli quote 200m us for us
HAHAHAHHAH SO TRUE
violet ibex
berbatov was one of my favorite strikers ever because he's so damn classy and cold, but he struggled to start for us (well fergie still preferred someone with more pace)
gilded glacier
i think kamara would be really good
untold sandal
I saw some tweets saying we were trying to hijack mamar deal w liverpool. Truth or fake?
gilded glacier
as emery prefers onana over him
golden hamlet
Watch napoli quote 200m us for us
Absolutely, they can’t respect their players and miser us with low ball quotes
gilded glacier
and kamara is just 24
violet ibex
https://tenor.com/view/berba-spin-berbatov-berbatov-man-utd-berba-man-utd-berba-...
I loved it so much
untold sandal
I saw some tweets saying we were trying to hijack mamar deal w liverpool. Truth ...
?
gilded glacier
ofc ive only just watched clips
violet ibex
Why dont we just give psg the middle finger and get osimhen
mctominay - osimhen swap deal
golden hamlet
Rooney tevez Ronaldo berba
split walrus
mctominay - osimhen swap deal
😂😂😂😂
violet ibex
I'll include sancho on the deal too
untold sandal
mctominay - osimhen swap deal
Mctominay + €40m and its a deal
vast jolt
Rooney tevez Ronaldo berba
That attack was deadly
It sadly ran short after ronaldo went to madrid
split walrus
We ll get there soon enough
gilded glacier
from what ive watched the best player for us ive seen post fergie is zlatan
he was deadly
split walrus
Although our strikers need more experience
violet ibex
Rooney tevez Ronaldo berba
my favorite season
gilded glacier
juan mata and bruno come sooo close
vast jolt
from what ive watched the best player for us ive seen post fergie is zlatan
Hes second best after bruno
Zlatan was great for us
golden hamlet
my favorite season
Peak domination
split walrus
juan mata and bruno come sooo close
Yeah, but mata is way underrated
violet ibex
too bad tevez just went to city instead of waiting for fergie to handle and finish the deal
I remember tevez's contract situation was weird
split walrus
too bad tevez just went to city instead of waiting for fergie to handle and fini...
What was this case
gilded glacier
anybody remembers ander herrera??
split walrus
I was too young to understand
vast jolt
Tevez did not care about this club which just baffles me
golden hamlet
He did not wanted you to play for city after few years and went awol
vast jolt
Not even one thought
gilded glacier
Very passionate
yess
vast jolt
Just straight to city
golden hamlet
He is basque not Spanish 😭
violet ibex
What was this case
untold sandal
Although our strikers need more experience
RVN will help patch some of that up
gilded glacier
RVN will help patch some of that up
get van persie too
then our strikers go atomic
untold sandal
get van persie too
Yes, and put him on the sidelines against arsenal
Make them feel it
golden hamlet
then our strikers go atomic
Would come out of retirement and score the winner
vast jolt
Van Persie kept owning Arsenal fans by going to our games😂
vast jolt
https://tenor.com/view/fabrizio-romano-here-we-go-gif-18382345
Here we skidaddle
gilded glacier
gilded glacier
there we skibidi
violet ibex
talking about nistelrooy, if you guys haven't watched it yet, go watch nistelrooy - gnev interview
a nice one to watch
I didn't know nistelrooy actually started as a 10
vast jolt
https://tenor.com/view/rvp-snake-traitor-gif-12627016
Arsenal - 0 trophies, Man Utd - Prem Trophy
violet ibex
then his coach told him to play as a 9 and he just did
gilded glacier
then his coach told him to play as a 9 and he just did
classic cold rvn w
vast jolt
then his coach told him to play as a 9 and he just did
and then it boosted his career
gilded glacier
violet ibex
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
untold sandal
Fabrizio Raymano (@Raymano) on X
Official. @mellow star signs with Tottenham Hotspur on a 6 year +1 year extension option permanently.
Contract sealed for the lifelong spurs fan. 🇦🇷
mellow star
**Fabrizio Raymano (@Raymano) on X**
Official. <@691850506468851753> signs with...
nah bro enough 😭😭
untold sandal
nah bro enough 😭😭
Hey it was only the here we go. Now its confirmed :D
gilded glacier
what do we think of tottenham?
night plinth
**Fabrizio Raymano (@Raymano) on X**
Official. <@691850506468851753> signs with...
First one put him in the grave. Now you just taunting him @untold sandal 🤣
Do it again
violet ibex
😂
untold sandal
First one put him in the grave. Now you just taunting him <@897937428638208010> ...
Dw, remember I am imitating romano. I havent milked this enough yet
night plinth
Dw, remember I am imitating romano. I havent milked this enough yet
The urge to change my name from Roman to Romano now
untold sandal
The urge to change my name from Roman to Romano now
Romano??
untold sandal
You called?
HAHAHAHAH
untold sandal
You called?
Sup rome.
golden hamlet
Here we go
night plinth
Now we have the romano trend 🤣
Pls no I can’t have people sharing my name it’s tooo meta
untold sandal
Pls no I can’t have people sharing my name it’s tooo meta
Nah, we can have Babymano, Manaalmano, D.Mano??
golden hamlet
Manonamano
golden hamlet
Hahah
untold sandal
Wow so many “R”s here
I should just change my name to R
night plinth
I should just change my name to R
I’m the original
untold sandal
I’m the original
Damn true
split walrus
Twitter
split walrus
Napoli is playing mind games with us
They needed osimhen sale for a purchase, now suddenly they got a bid done for lukaku 🤷🏻♂️
vocal monolith
Scott to score last minute winner against us 💀
ocean sun
If casemiro can play the whole season like he played against Fulham. There's no urge to spend €65m on a backup.
fickle gate
Casemiro seems fit again, it's us that needs to realise that
He's not going anywhere this season, he is concrete, he can be used well
I do believe we still need to get rid of Pellistri and McT
tribal knot
My only problem with Casemiro is his lack of discipline. It's like he's gone 'meh, I tried hard at Madrid, now I'm here to have fun'.
Keeps overcommitting as an 8 and never sits in the 6 like we need/wanted when we bought him.
I guess, as long as he's in good condition he can put the effort in to track back into position, but if he puts the pounds on again it's curtains for him/our season
violet ibex
IMO casemiro against city was better than him against fulham. but I agree from these 2 matches, he's been doing far better than last season
tribal knot
My biggest curiousity for the season is how the team sets-up when the strikers are available. Do we lose a lot of that forward pressure when Bruno takes Mount's spot? Because otherwise I don't see what Mount actually does.
However, losing that work-rate in midfield is pretty rough too, as good as Bruno is on the ball
violet ibex
I'm quite curious about that too
mount brings energy, he's fast, and he pressures really well
but he's definitely not someone who can offer bruno's creativity
and well, mainoo might not have the pace and energy of mount, but he's just far far better on every other aspect imo
so I don't see mount taking over the 8 spot too
maybe mount can start on the left instead of rashford? both of them don't really offer much offensive threat, but at least mount press better
tribal knot
maybe mount can start on the left instead of rashford? both of them don't really...
I've had that thought myself, and I like the idea of it.
Only issue I see really is that it puts another block on Garnacho playing his 'natural' position.
Need Amad to have an outbreak season, or Antony to rediscover what a football is.
Or Sancho to stay and get good at RW
There's a lot of ifs and buts, but it makes an exciting season - and as long as we win games along the way and get top 4, I'm all for enjoying the ride
feral solar
PANATHINAIKOS IS TRYING TO CLOSE THE PELLISTRI DEAL WITHIN THIS WEEK. (Fabrizio Romano)
United will have 50 % sell on clause (sport 24, the best greek app in news)
@violet ibex @fickle gate @split walrus
split walrus
PANATHINAIKOS IS TRYING TO CLOSE THE PELLISTRI DEAL WITHIN THIS WEEK. (Fabrizio ...
I told u
split walrus
If casemiro can play the whole season like he played against Fulham. There's no ...
Thats not the only reason
fickle gate
Fantastic, we can sell him right away after a year
fickle gate
PANATHINAIKOS IS TRYING TO CLOSE THE PELLISTRI DEAL WITHIN THIS WEEK. (Fabrizio ...
He's nothing for us
split walrus
Fantastic, we can sell him right away after a year
Wdym
We r selling pellistri this month
fickle gate
That's what I mean, the sooner the better
split walrus
Need Amad to have an outbreak season, or Antony to rediscover what a football is...
Id be more than willing to see if amad can play LB as well. He said he is ready to play any forward position as long as he gets game time
That d give us a better idea of wing rotation
fickle gate
What's he being sold for supposedly?
split walrus
What's he being sold for supposedly?
10m
fickle gate
we'll take that, more money towards ugarte
jolly glade
Pellistri is a good player but could do so much more elsewhere where he’s needed
fickle gate
He doesn't want united, he doesn't fight for the badge
jolly glade
He won’t get time here so might as well cash out
fickle gate
He is a failed project
jolly glade
We aren’t the club to develop him, too many people in the wings over him to play
split walrus
Pellistri is a good player but could do so much more elsewhere where he’s needed
He can be a starter in serie a
Or turkish league
Where he’s going
fickle gate
Greece
jolly glade
Greece
fickle gate
lol
jolly glade
Jinx
split walrus
Oh yea my bad greece 😂
fickle gate
Far away that's all I care🤣
split walrus
Still good for him
fickle gate
He doesn't want united
split walrus
30m for Mctominay 10m for pellistri
Ugarte ll be done the very next day
violet ibex
???? bro we are talking about pellistri not sancho
split walrus
Cause we are more than willing to push limits for him
jolly glade
I hope for the best of all players (bar one I won’t name as I don’t want some big debate)
split walrus
???? bro we are talking about pellistri not sancho
😂
fickle gate
Still the same situation
see after playing for his country, he's no interest he thinks he's the main player
split walrus
Pellistri tries his best but its not the place for him is what
violet ibex
how the hell does pellistri not want united or don't play for the badge?
split walrus
Sancho is a lost cause
violet ibex
that is sancho's case, not pellistri
jolly glade
This comment is peak
jolly glade
Pellistri wanted to play but we don’t have the capacity to allow him
feral solar
jolly glade
Sancho went on a rant for 3 months before going to Dortmund and actually performing
split walrus
Perfect
feral solar
I hope its Lb
imagine we sign grimaldo
fickle gate
keep me up to date Shade if you don't mind on anything today
split walrus
keep me up to date Shade if you don't mind on anything today
Yes brother 🎯
fickle gate
Just ping me I'll read at some point cause ill be running around like a chicken
split walrus
Dont worry about it
Lindelof
Mejbri
We need to sell mejbri man
He’s not making it here
split walrus
lindelof injuring himself just to make himself unavailable in the market
Threw himself down the stairs man ffs
Btw did u see
feral solar
pao lost their yesterday game and now they are pushing for the pellistri transfer (via sport24)
violet ibex
Threw himself down the stairs man ffs
"babe, I think the club want to sell me"
"no worries victor I can help you with that"
"how? please"
BUMP THUNK CRASH
split walrus
Panathinaikos are prepared to finalise the signing of Facundo Pellistri this week. The deal is almost done. [@FabrizioRomano]
jolly glade
Drop the kettle on his toe
split walrus
Ok good atleast he is next to confirmed
Issue was Mctominay was he was doing hojlunds job when he was supposed to do casemiro’s
Ugarte ll do what he was supposed to do
Zirkzee ll do what he was doing
violet ibex
I do wonder what's the interested clubs' perception of mctominay
split walrus
I do wonder what's the interested clubs' perception of mctominay
Prolly a CM
Nothing too crazy
split walrus
Although fulham board really is in love w him apparently
violet ibex
I do think mct can be a good player in midtable club
split walrus
Zirkzee was proper definition of 9.5 in fulham game
Late runs in the box
Clinical passing
split walrus
I do think mct can be a good player in midtable club
Yes him n smith rowe d cook
jolly glade
Zirkzee is a very good chance maker
violet ibex
I hope our left side would figure themselves out ASAP
split walrus
I hope our left side would figure themselves out ASAP
😂😂😂😂
jolly glade
Much different to a traditional forward but interesting
violet ibex
otherwise when hojlund got back we should just play zirkzee on the left and hojlund up front
split walrus
“Figure themselves out” 😝
split walrus
otherwise when hojlund got back we should just play zirkzee on the left and hojl...
Who d zirkzee replace?
jolly glade
The most traditional striker I see in the Prem rn would be Fulkrug, just big hulking power shots that overpower a goalkeeper
split walrus
Sell rashford man
Im sick of us trusting the process w him
He is supposed to be the leader of lw
jolly glade
I would get rid of Rashford at this point
split walrus
And here he’s taking notes from garna
violet ibex
Sell rashford man
be careful, that kikiultra guy would come out to fight and insult you
have you seen the matchday chat? he fought everyone
split walrus
be careful, that kikiultra guy would come out to fight and insult you
Kikiultra who is that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
violet ibex
Kikiultra who is that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
check out the matchday chat
split walrus
check out the matchday chat
I got sm to show u
jolly glade
I would kill for Kvaratskhelia but he’s naturally being listed really high
violet ibex
I would kill for Kvaratskhelia but he’s naturally being listed really high
oh god same
antony + sancho + rashford for one kvarathskelia please and thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏
split walrus
Apologies to kikiultra before i get called out for rashford banter 😝
split walrus
nah mate just admit you're a city fan
Twitter
Sun cooking burnt news as always
Although id like it to be right 🫠
jolly glade
Man City, Bayern, Real Madrid and PSG looking Scott McTominay 🤣
Ready to hold bidding war
300 million is Man Utd’s expected value for McTominay, here we skedaddle
raven cargo
Manchester United are waiting until the final day of the transfer window before making a move for Brentford striker Ivan Toney in the hope of forcing the Bees to lower their asking price. (Sky Sports Germany)
Elsewhere, Valencia goalkeeper Giorgi Mamardashvili would welcome a move to Man Utd this summer as talks over a switch to Liverpool continue to drag on. (The Mirror)
Chelsea are prepared to offload Raheem Sterling, Trevoh Chalobah, Armando Broja and Ben Chilwell this summer. Man Utd are among the sides interested in left-back Chilwell. (CaughtOffside)
jolly glade
Toney does seem like a deadline day kind of signing yeah
Final week at the very least
raven cargo
Like we don't have enough injury prone left backs 💀
split walrus
Toney does seem like a deadline day kind of signing yeah
We r not looking at him
His interest is saudi most likely
Twitter
untold sandal
Yes brother 🎯
me too !!
split walrus
me too !!
Pellistri out this week for 10m
With a sell on clause
Mctominay is 70% going to Fulham
grim moon
https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1825164680807006503?s=46
Now that I think about it, I’d love Toney at a discount but yeah, Zirkzee and Ramus NEED to play
Toney would block them/wont be happy not playing
split walrus
Toney got some personality issues as far as I know
He wouldn’t be happy playing as a substitute st
Its best if he leaves for Saudi. Money + game time
grim moon
If Mainoo comes off, who’re we subbing on really
viral garnet
mazraoui can play lb
split walrus
Collyer
grim moon
McT is going
split walrus
mazraoui can play lb
Yes but erik wont play him there looking at the first game
split walrus
He d play dalot on lb
viral garnet
Yes but erik wont play him there looking at the first game
dalot works
viral garnet
if we get ugarte
split walrus
Mount definitely increases the pace of the game
viral garnet
we don't need one more
split walrus
if we get ugarte
We are getting him 100%
split walrus
Fulham has apparently matched the bid (yet to get confirmed)
We ll rotate ugarte and casemiro
Mainoo d definitely start every game
grim moon
Is it just me or is Mount almost like a Connor Gallagher clone at this point?
split walrus
Is it just me or is Mount almost like a Connor Gallagher clone at this point?
I till this date don’t understand why we signed him
He isnt a bruno replacement
He is a substitute
split walrus
But someone who should be a starter as well
viral garnet
but this yr we haven't
split walrus
It’s actually pretty confusing
viral garnet
so
split walrus
And gave him 7 😂
grim moon
Hes great at pressing. If we sub Mainoo off, might aswell let him be his main substitute. Pace pusher with offensive capabilities
viral garnet
yeah mount would prolly start at most clubs
split walrus
Same
But Atleast we r finally doing it right in market now
Love to see progress
If this window happened last year, branthwaite d have been a united player with 100m transfer fee
And we d have skipped on yoro cause not a commercial signing
And d have bid for modric 😂
split walrus
Mickey mount
violet ibex
energy, speed, and great at pressing
I think those are mount's main strengths
golden hamlet
he got carded eearly or else he would have played with more confidance and not be wary to get another card
split walrus
He has been pretty good since pre season tbf
violet ibex
he's all rounded and doesn't have any significant weakness imo, but no significant strength either
split walrus
But he isnt a bruno replacement
And bruno can play 90 mins
So only way for him is to play at the wings
Bruno shouldnt play as a false 9
It doesn’t work
violet ibex
maybe we can say his significant weakness is his finishing because he's missed all one on ones but well it's not like we bought him with scoring in mind
golden hamlet
but i still think both bruno and mount dont work
split walrus
maybe we can say his significant weakness is his finishing because he's missed a...
Yeah thats what
Bruno is too good in comparison
violet ibex
but i still think both bruno and mount dont work
when both of them are playing two top like last match? I agree
playing mount as a 8 when we're resting kobbie would be fine imo
split walrus
We should ve spent the mount money on an LB last summer
golden hamlet
mainoo i sstill young and his perf dorp after 65-70 mins
split walrus
playing mount as a 8 when we're resting kobbie would be fine imo
Yeah maybe. But i think eth d play collyer instead
feral solar
people i just found the missing key for pellistris transfer
split walrus
people i just found the missing key for pellistris transfer
That is?
feral solar
That is?
so, pao have a very talsnted st named ioannidis, and sporting are offering 30mil to buy him. Pao however wants 35. If pao gets that 35mil, the pellistri deal will be done
golden hamlet
hwo much did we got pellistri for?
feral solar
Thats the question
it has been going on for the whole summer
violet ibex
so, pao have a very talsnted st named ioannidis, and sporting are offering 30mil...
bid 30m for pellistri then 😠
feral solar
hwo much did we got pellistri for?
from my sources i can hear 10-15 mil and 50%sell on clause
split walrus
We don’t know yet but hopefully around 10
I think he meant the cost we got him for
violet ibex
pellistri is honestly underrated and didn't get enough chances to prove himself
10m for pellistri is massive bargain
feral solar
@golden hamlet i thought you meant how much we got pellistri for
split walrus
He was liked in copa as well
golden hamlet
absolutely we need to put in sell on and buy back clauses we been burnt couple of times so never doing it again
grim moon
hwo much did we got pellistri for?
€8.50M
split walrus
absolutely we need to put in sell on and buy back clauses we been burnt couple o...
We have burnt a lot 😂😂
grim moon
No, just fries
violet ibex
with chips and coke?
that's the sancho package 😂
golden hamlet
hahah
split walrus
I can count 15-20 transfers which just didnt work but were supposed to
feral solar
Hear me out: pellistri will be sold to leverkusen for 30 mil in a couple of years and we will be getting 15 mil
violet ibex
came in with chips and coke and FIFA all nighters
split walrus
I really had high expectations w de beek
feral solar
I really had high expectations w de beek
we all did
split walrus
violet ibex
van de beek was a good player. this club ruined his career
golden hamlet
i though he would be like a shinji!!!
violet ibex
even during the few times we saw him on the pitch we could see VDB making intelligent runs
violet ibex
i though he would be like a shinji!!!
I think kagawa was the last jersey I've ever bought 😂
split walrus
Never got quite the chance
split walrus
ole destroyed him
To some extent yes
golden hamlet
we paid like 35m for amad,
grim moon
21M
feral solar
who remembers my goat ighalo
feral solar
we paid like 35m for amad,
we bought him from bvb or what??
split walrus
who remembers my goat ighalo
golden hamlet
we bought him from bvb or what??
atlanta
grim moon
Yea yea, Atlanta
split walrus
2 goats from atalanta
feral solar
https://tenor.com/view/ighalo-united-manchester-united-smash-position-gif-271748...
my goat, was always there when we needed him
golden hamlet
ighalo's podcast is what every man united fan's dream!!!
feral solar
who remembers anderson
violet ibex
who remembers anderson
diego anderson maradona
golden hamlet
did anyone listened to it, i got so emotional after that
feral solar
the transfertalk chat will never go dead i swear
violet ibex
split walrus
ighalo's podcast is what every man united fan's dream!!!
I think i ve but don’t remember v clearly
feral solar
diego anderson maradona
🤣
grim moon
the transfertalk chat will never go dead i swear
Because player movement is the most exciting thing about any sport
violet ibex
anderson was such a funny and likeable guy but unfortunately everyone said he didn't care about football
golden hamlet
I think i ve but don’t remember v clearly
its so good mate!!!
violet ibex
I wonder how good he would've been if he was actually serious about it
but he's so likeable that even fergie tolerated him 😂
feral solar
I wonder how good he would've been if he was actually serious about it
he couldve been the next antony
🗣️
violet ibex
he couldve been the next antony
pele wished he was the next antony
feral solar
pele wished he was the next antony
@flat hedge would love our talk
grim moon
Antony would cook Pele realistically
Put em on the pitch 1v1, my GOAT Antony is cooking Pele no diff
feral solar
Antony would cook Pele realistically
pele would be like boateng vs messi
golden hamlet
and we had Lindgard
feral solar
and we had Lindgard
what a talent
grim moon
Ney, sunny innit
golden hamlet
his charity league goal vs leicester is collectors item
feral solar
Ney, sunny innit
ABOUT THE WEATHA
golden hamlet
he is having fun in Seul
violet ibex
favorite anderson moment
feral solar
btw guys if you want you can go see my mainoo fanart in #┃🖼・fan-art
violet ibex
and we had Lindgard
it's 2024 and lingard is still our young promising talent
split walrus
I dont wanna talk about lingard
There have been so many players who ve given me hope
If greenwood wasnt the kind he is, he was a great winger for us
Well, he should’ve known
They hyped mejbri in the beginning as well 😂
feral solar
They hyped mejbri in the beginning as well 😂
Also who remembers TAHITH CHONG
split walrus
Hahaha
violet ibex
mejbri is the new chong 🔥
split walrus
He plays for luton now
split walrus
mejbri is the new chong 🔥
Mejbri to luton soon then 🔜
golden hamlet
hugill always scores
feral solar
Just reminding you
Lookman to 🔴 🔵 ⚪ 🔜
split walrus
I loved ole’s counter attacking football but he could’ve made better use of academy
split walrus
Just reminding you
Lookman to 🔴 🔵 ⚪ 🔜
We need lookman w us
Twitter
This should not happen at any costs
He gives me fa cup nightmares
Twitter
We are definitely waiting for fener to quote the price
We might hijack this
feral solar
REAL BIG NEWS ABOUT PANATHINAIKOS:
They are gonna take the greek league to court because of “matchfixing”. There is real bad mood rn. The only thing that can fix the mood is a transfer. And Vargas is out of reach, so, here we go 🔜
golden hamlet
brighton always find hidden gems like southampton used to do
feral solar
#hijackkadiogluandgundogan
violet ibex
rashford won't even start over mitoma for brighton
golden hamlet
i like that kravat guy from georgia
feral solar
i like that kravat guy from georgia
KRAVAT💀
violet ibex
i like that kravat guy from georgia
I love him, number 1 LW I'd choose over anyone for us
I'll even send antony + sancho + rashford to napoli in a swap deal for a single kvara
golden hamlet
he is real deal
grim moon
I love him, number 1 LW I'd choose over anyone for us
And he’s available for a very cheap price of……€180M
split walrus
He can play rw cm st
violet ibex
And he’s available for a very cheap price of……€180M
half the price of antony, we can do this
split walrus
And he’s available for a very cheap price of……€180M
Antony is 1B€
violet ibex
make it 1/10
my silly unrealistic dream would be
kvaratskhelia - wirtz - amad
mainoo - well, ugarte
the current back 4
that is prem winning team
split walrus
kvaratskhelia - wirtz - amad
mainoo - well, ugarte
Wirtz d move to bayern
Than us
To play w musiala
split walrus
that's what barca fans thought about nico williams too
golden hamlet
my silly unrealistic dream would be
noo bruno ?
violet ibex
noo bruno ?
I love bruno with all my heart but he's already 29 😔
sooner or later we'll need to look for his replacement
golden hamlet
Wirtz d move to bayern
is it confirmed?
split walrus
sooner or later we'll need to look for his replacement
Just snatch odegaard n get it done with
Arsenal is habitual of us taking their “star players”
golden hamlet
hahah
violet ibex
Arsenal is habitual of us taking their “star players”
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
real question, can saka play LW
golden hamlet
why cant we find gems from south america like real or barca or benfica
violet ibex
our scouts suck
split walrus
Twitter
violet ibex
hopefully it'll change now under ineos
split walrus
hopefully it'll change now under ineos
Chris vivell ll do great for us
He scouted haaland btw 😝
violet ibex
but to be fair I guess garnacho can count as a gem from south america?
split walrus
Yes
violet ibex
Chris vivell ll do great for us
yeah we seem to have actual fantastic football guys up top
not those bellends who gave phil jones new contract "to retain his market value"
split walrus
Vivell’s scoutings
golden hamlet
Vivell’s scoutings
did haaland signed for RBS?
split walrus
Prolly 60
untold sandal
did haaland signed for RBS?
Yep, salzburg to dortmund to city
wintry gate
so this is where you guys hide 👀😂
split walrus
split walrus
Hi Shade 😂 you get my vote next year
Ill keep u updated with when our sell on clauses get triggered 🤣
The difference bw this n fan chat is, this is literally 90% football talk
wintry gate
Ill keep u updated with when our sell on clauses get triggered 🤣
yeah @ me 😂 I’m still feeling this channel out, who’s usually here? you, Ray, Kobbie?
wintry gate
Fan chat is 10% football
that’s generous 😂
split walrus
yeah @ me 😂 I’m still feeling this channel out, who’s usually here? you, Ray, K...
Me, ray, kobbie, george, si, jmMacz
Leader baldman left
And special mention to @raven cargo
He just drops news once a day and dips
violet ibex
this is swalesy
split walrus
this is swalesy
Lmao
wintry gate
Me, ray, kobbie, george, si, jmMacz
okay, familiar names 😂 I’ll just hang for a bit and watch you guys talk HAHAH
split walrus
We were talking about our new scouting assistant
raven cargo
He just drops news once a day and dips
I try to stay as long as I can but I'm writing exams 😭
split walrus
Vivell and his signings
split walrus
I try to stay as long as I can but I'm writing exams 😭
I respect the grind
violet ibex
okay, familiar names 😂 I’ll just hang for a bit and watch you guys talk HAHAH
nahh come talk with us, I saw some guys were talking about your height yesterday
raven cargo
I respect the grind
Accounting is murdering me
split walrus
nahh come talk with us, I saw some guys were talking about ~~your~~ height yeste...
Wtf
split walrus
Accounting is murdering me
I have that exam as well bro! But ill give it next yr
Accounts is the worst
wintry gate
nahh come talk with us, I saw some guys were talking about ~~your~~ height yeste...
“talking”??? you call that talking? mfs bully me all the time
violet ibex
“talking”??? you call that talking? mfs bully me all the time
🤣 🤣 🤣
if it makes you feel any better, as an asian I won't laugh about your height
because I assume it would be the normal height for us asians
😭
wintry gate
if it makes you feel any better, as an asian I won't laugh about your height
oh you’re Asian too? sweet. what kind? 😂
split walrus
So apparently this michaelplant guy has some news from his dreams from last night
Mctominay to fulham is 90% done
Ugarte is 70% done
wintry gate
because I assume it would be the normal height for us asians
bro we literally grew to the appropriate height and stopped. some of them there can whisper to God with how tall they are
split walrus
Send gifs i dare u
wintry gate
I have the power of imagery here
okay let me try 😂😂😂