Transfer Talk

[feral solar]

NOT RABIOT
NO
NEIN
ΟΧΙ
NON

[violet ibex]

cool, but we don't want you rabiot (unless you sack your mom first)

[split walrus]

Even if he does, his mom ll say no

[violet ibex]

I forgot the details 😔
but I remember they didn't even try to defend, they just pass it back all the way to the GK and let city score without any fight at all, every single one of them

[split walrus]

Scammed us

[violet ibex]

wasn't even a mistake, just purely no fight at all

[feral solar]

just imagine winning the league with rabiot

[split walrus]

Did u guys read berrarda’s statement btw?

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/omar-berrada-message-to-fans-in-united-review-matchday-programme

[jolly glade]

Getting an actual bit of communication by the chief executive

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[split walrus]

Imagine ed Woodward talking to fans

[jolly glade]

Getting an actual experienced football executive rather than an accountant

[split walrus]

Accountants man 😂

Glazers r literally the worst, makes me laugh at some points

Club this huge given to random people to handle

[violet ibex]

woodward: "we are delighted to sign new deal with chevrolet and I hope you fans are as stoked with this as me and the glazers."

[jolly glade]

The one good thing the Glazers are good at is marketing so it’s why the footballing side has been falling apart for years

Finally having a footballing end run by people who know how modern football clubs work is refreshing

[split walrus]

🚨 Bad vibes around Frenkie de Jong. 4 months after his sprained ankle, The return of the Dutch midfielder remains a mystery. Nobody within Barcelona is currently able to predict when he will be available again. Hansi Flick is not counting on him until at least after the International break. [@fansjavimiguel]

Thankgod we didnt sign him

We d ve been ruined paying his wages n keeping him in medical

[violet ibex]

now barca are stuck with 720k/w player who can't even contribute on the pitch, I love it

[jolly glade]

Barcelona moment

[violet ibex]

I actually used to respect barca (liked them way better than madrid) but man that club is so arse 😂

carried hard by the golden generation of la masia

[split walrus]

Thats what

Messi xavi iniesta pranked the fans into thinking barca is a big club

[violet ibex]

🤣

I hated busquets as much as I hated pepe

barca and madrid are both so easy to hate

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/simulation-busquets-barcelona-messi-football-gif-5597237

[jolly glade]

The Neymar transfer broke them. They thought they received all the money in the role and splurged on mediocre players for silly wages

And sillier fees

[split walrus]

Dembulance

[violet ibex]

the legendary 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[split walrus]

Kept him in hospital for so long just for him to leave for psg n kick em out of ucl

[violet ibex]

but I have to reluctantly admit busquets was very good at his role

[split walrus]

Yes gameplay wise goated

[violet ibex]

although I like yaya toure better, even if they are completely different profile

but yaya toure was just an absolute beast

[split walrus]

https://x.com/robdawsonespn/status/1824018431881928718?s=46

Rob Dawson (@RobDawsonESPN) on X

Napoli have made contact with Man United about Scott McTominay. He's aware of the interest and it's under consideration. United not forcing him out but will consider realistic offers for a permanent deal. Not much interest in a loan as things stand.
https://t.co/B3SftZ06Zc

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 9:40 AM

Bye bye supersub

[jolly glade]

McTominay to Napoli, SLAP ME SILLY

[violet ibex]

mctominay - osimhen swap deal, who says no?

🤣

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-reaction-really-gif-27425089

[violet ibex]

hell, make it mctominay - kvaratshkelia swap deal and then we force sancho and antony out of the club

add rashford to saudi

[split walrus]

Osimhen

[violet ibex]

nahh osimhen will choose us over napoli 🤣

he has fallen out with the club last season

[split walrus]

I do hope we dont give an extension to rashford

He doesn’t deserve it

[violet ibex]

true

[split walrus]

Its time to move on

[violet ibex]

watch rashford score 30 goals on the last year of his contract and people start thinking he's the goat again

and the he proceeded to miss sitters for breakfast again

[split walrus]

He has cracked the code 😔

Unlimited contract hack

[raw idol]

The kadioglu bid any true?

[thorny eagle]

Brighton are in for him I think

[raw idol]

Some sources are claiming we put a bid in not sure tho probably fake

[thorny eagle]

Not seen that but I'm far from ITK 😅

[raw idol]

Sports witness not sure how reliable they are

Know they put something out about de ligt which was kind of true im pretty sure

[thorny eagle]

Maybe then! I don't know how credible they are either to be fair!

[tribal knot]

Cruyff, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho say hi

[split walrus]

Nope

We haven’t

[raw idol]

Yh just a wait and see but id be very happy if its true

[raw idol]

Yh probably fake

To expensive for united i guess

[split walrus]

We should. That’s different

[split walrus]

He isnt bro

30-35m around

With a sale we can do it

But our priority is CDM as of now

[thorny eagle]

You seen much of him? I've never watched him play

[split walrus]

He’s amazing

U wont believe how much space he covers on the field

[raw idol]

Yh bit at fenerbache very versatile not just at lb and rb midfield basically all over the pitch

[split walrus]

And he is comfortable playing 80% of the positions

[raw idol]

And this

[violet ibex]

I only watched him in euros. was good in the euros
never watched him for fenerbahce

[raw idol]

He would be a player u sign who covers not just 2 positions but 4+ when needed

He would definitely be a fan favourite very well respected by fenerbache fans

[thorny eagle]

Can he make the step from Turkish league to the prem though?

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/abdulkerim-bardakci-ferdi-kadioglu-milli-takım-abdülkerim-bardakçı-ferdi-kadıoğlu-gif-5231718074647376278

[violet ibex]

would love me a turkish o'shea

[split walrus]

He is doing that with brighton

60% confirmed

If we push for him we can do it

[thorny eagle]

Yeah but doesn't mean he will be a success! Although Brighton are great at scouting players

[raw idol]

Personal terms are agreed but i dont think they have the money upfront thats the problem

[split walrus]

Considering the number of LBs we have available at the moment 😂 i think it ll be fine

[raw idol]

And they want the leeds striker rutter or something like that who costs 40M

[split walrus]

But we ll push for an LB

[frosty cobalt]

im fenerbahce fan

i watched him in fener

[split walrus]

Wanna negotiate Mctominay?

[violet ibex]

to be fair I think no player will be a guaranteed success, it's up to them to prove themselves

[frosty cobalt]

10m euro

[violet ibex]

looks like mctominay is going to napoli then

[frosty cobalt]

good luck mctominay

[split walrus]

Out

He is a 70m player

Just for u i have a discount

30m

[frosty cobalt]

ferdi going to brighton

[split walrus]

Dont care

[frosty cobalt]

40m euro

[split walrus]

Talk about mct

30m and he is urs

[frosty cobalt]

i dont want him

[split walrus]

50m discount

https://tenor.com/view/shah-rukh-khan-bauua-singh-bollywood-zero-colour-yellow-productions-gif-13017532

[frosty cobalt]

but i can think about this if you give him for 10meuro

[split walrus]

Ok done

10m + ferdi

We have a deal

Thanks

💯💯

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1824022467137950140?t=IF4HUlQ60uivu6GOUazB_g&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Understand Brighton advancing in talks to sign Ferdi Kadioglu as the player has agreed on personal terms.

Negotiations underway with Fenerbahçe to get deal done.

Brighton also confident of getting Rutter deal done after triggering £40m clause, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

[split walrus]

💔

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-gif-5197357661024011864

We are stuck with Shaw

[grim moon]

I think Ferdi is less

Rutter is the one who gets bought with £40M

[slow hearth]

But I dont even see us getting another left back

United's major target now is a DM

[vocal monolith]

LB is more priority with Shaw & Malacia situation .

[raven cargo]

Paris Saint-Germain have cooled their interest in Manchester United winger Jadon Sancho and may also pull out of the race to sign Victor Osimhen from Napoli. (iNews)

Manuel Ugarte is 'in love with the idea' of joining Manchester United from PSG and is actively pushing for a deal to be completed. (Fabrizio Romano)

Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal have all been offered the chance to sign former Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti, who currently plays for Qatari side Al-Arabi. (HITC)

[vocal monolith]

At DM we have good cover. Not all good but we can deal

As for DM we have Casemiro , Mainoo , Collyer

[stray jetty]

nahh, verrati can stay in qatar

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1824031555200671929?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Napoli could use the funds generated by Victor Osimhen’s potential sale to sign Scott McTominay for £25m. #MUFC [@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 10:33 AM

Tier 1 from italy

[violet ibex]

hey, we can save napoli the trouble and just go for direct mct - osimhen swap deal

[jolly glade]

😭

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1824042049756332343?t=b_LXV-vpa0Pd-BZ1SPR8RQ&s=19

I hope this is not fake news

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Fresh reports claim Manchester United have now submitted a bid for highly-rated defender Ferdi Kadıoğlu.

FULL INFO HERE:

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 11:14 AM

[vocal monolith]

Useless news. Without source . Just to get some clicks on website

He agreed terms with Brighton

[vocal monolith]

Let give them Eriksen or Lindelof too just to let them know that we respect Napoli

[untold sandal]

Their 'fans' would just then go to arsenal and glory hunt some more

[untold sandal]

Nononono

Collyer isnt ready to start all on his own, mct will be out, casemiro just isnt it anymore, and mainoo prefers CM over CDM. We need a proper pivot in midfield

[vocal monolith]

😂😂

Okay

[untold sandal]

And then at CDM, Casemiro and Collyer? Collyer is not carrying that DM position while Casemiro struggles to get any better

[vocal monolith]

But they are there ready. While on LB is no one

So LB is more priority

If we had an LB last season things would be different

AWB gave 2 penalties as LB. Dalot play better as RB , same as Mazraoui

[violet ibex]

deal

[feral solar]

so, this means that we are not going for rabiot as a free agent, this means we are trying to raise money for ugarte. Ugarte is our priority

[violet ibex]

sign rabiot as a free agent and then use him as bargaining chip to psg. offer them sancho + rabiot for ugarte 😂

[feral solar]

very good strategy

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-sNZL4iiuT/?igsh=YmU5emE3cmdxMW50

liveherewego

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Yves Bissouka has been suspended by Tottenham after he had posted himself inhaling laughing gas online last week! ⚪️⛔️

“We’ve suspended Bissouma from Monday’s game”.

“He needs to build that trust back with both me and the group. The door is open for him but behaviour is crucial”, Ange Postecoglou has just told the media.

Likes

13365

Instagram

LAUGHING GAS MAN💀 @violet ibex @split walrus

[violet ibex]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[frail pebble]

Would love Ferdi

But I think reports we're even in the race aren't reliable

[violet ibex]

imagine if by "laughing gas" they meant he actually opened spurs' empty trophy cabinet, inhaled the dusty air and laughed 😂 😂 😂 😂

[feral solar]

OH NAH MAN THIS IS BRUTAL

💀

[violet ibex]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[feral solar]

imagine taking him to arsenal’s ucl cabinet

💀

[violet ibex]

🤣 🤣

[feral solar]

titi would be crying

[viral garnet]

HOLY

WHAT

WOW

KOBBIE CHILL MAN

[vast jolt]

https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1824014695532986459

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

I would describe Frenkie de Jong's time at Barcelona as disappointing. Not as a failure because there were definitely a few positive periods. He won La Liga, the Copa del Rey, had a couple very good run of games.

But overall, disappointing. He never grew out to the essential

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 9:26 AM

Should've joined us😂

[jolly glade]

De Jong’s a strange player. He works purely within that Ajax team as it’s what made him shine

[stray jetty]

laughing gas 💀 🤣

[feral solar]

@violet ibex said: And i took that personally

[feral solar]

Yeah man

[stray jetty]

whats wrong with laughing gas tho

[feral solar]

dont know, maybe he laughed too much at postecoglou saying that they are gonna win the league

🤣

[stray jetty]

@mellow star

🤣

[feral solar]

Justy is taking the award for the mods home

To white hart lane

[split walrus]

Mctominay is Conte’s primary target

We can expect a bid soon hopefully

Make Scott’s bid 30m and Ugarte is sealed

[high zealot]

Get eriksen gone as well whilst they’re at it

[split walrus]

I think we are trying to offload everybody that we can

[high zealot]

Then get rabiot on a free as a backup rotation player

[split walrus]

Lindelof
Eriksen
Mctominay

[high zealot]

Maguire gone next season then

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-mourinho-writing-mourinho-writing-something-mourinho-taking-notes-gif-3865521920775074991

[split walrus]

We have an option to extend one year on him

I think we might do it

He is good for the depth

Unless we go for a better cb

Branthwaite that is

[gusty dagger]

Next Season Maguire Out Braithguire in

[high zealot]

We’re submitting a final bid for branthwaite in the final week of the transfer window apparently

[split walrus]

Yeah

Most likely

[split walrus]

That we ll do after sealing ugarte probably

We should find an LB instead of a CB 🥲

[high zealot]

And apparently Everton need to sell players and branthwaite wants the move

[high zealot]

I know a guy

https://tenor.com/view/gareth-bale-tottenham-spurs-hug-gif-19060194

[split walrus]

Hahaha

Again?

Loan spell

Why not tbh

I dont mind us Loaning in an LB

[high zealot]

He was actually decent for us last year

[split walrus]

He was decent

[split walrus]

Yes!

Atleast he was available bro

[high zealot]

And we can’t afford 3 players due to ffp

[split walrus]

Our LBs have been missing since last 1 year

[high zealot]

Malacia is pretty much dead at this point

[split walrus]

He ll return in 2 months

But issue is the same

[high zealot]

Luke shaws that 1 geezer who never turns up to work

[split walrus]

Idk how much time it ll take for him to catch his form

[split walrus]

Not trust worthy

[high zealot]

They said that last season

[split walrus]

Since last 10 years

[feral solar]

@split walrus Hats off on being the transfer guru!

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/all-good-its-all-good-no-worries-better-call-saul-point-gif-12703411

[high zealot]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1824085086729322658?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚫️ Youssouf Fofana to AC Milan, here we go! Green light just arrived from AS Monaco also on payment terms.

€25m package add-ons included, four year contract plus option for further season.

No doubts since July: he only wanted AC Milan.

Travel and medical in next 24h.

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 2:05 PM

[split walrus]

Hahaha

Well one of our rumoured targets is off the list then

[untold sandal]

Amass can play there and Mazraoui can invert if needed. Dalot is also rarely injured

[untold sandal]

DAMN

deals off hm

so its certainly berge or ugarte now

[split walrus]

Ugarte hopefully

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/royalkimmich/status/1824011700934189305?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Fabrizio Muslimano (@RoyalKimmich) on X

Matthijs De Ligt to Man United, Bismillah 🙏🇳🇱

Alhamdullillah De Ligt has joined Man United after a halal negotiation with Bayern Munich.

May Allah guide him in his new club 🤲

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 9:14 AM

[violet ibex]

again? naaahh he's definitely talking about bale 😛

[untold sandal]

OH MY GOD HAHAHHA

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[feral solar]

@mellow star CONGRATS ON BEING THE BEST MOD! Spurs, open that dusty trophy cabinet

🥂

[untold sandal]

Fabrizio Raymano (@Raymano) on X

@mellow star to Tottenham Hotspur, here we go!

€60m package with add-ons included, a six year contract plus 1 year extra option.

Justy, a lifelong spurs fan, only wanted Tottenham since July.

Medical and travelling in 2 days.

[split walrus]

Wtf

[untold sandal]

Hey he won the polls just to go to his dream club 🤷‍♂️

Win in my books

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/ethanmaps/status/1824085824906154214?t=urDDs4savMW09KcMfkgPSQ&s=19

Ethan (@ethanmaps) on X

Easily our future captain

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 2:08 PM

[split walrus]

This is what we need man

We need fkn leaders! 🔥

[feral solar]

imagine he starts after doing 1 training

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1824097683847483820?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Scott McTominay has given priority to Napoli. Antonio Conte has asked the club to push and close the deal. There has been a meeting between Napoli and McTominay’s agency and there will be another one in the next few hours. #MUFC [@AlfredoPedulla]

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 2:55 PM

[jolly glade]

De Ligt’s class. The second I heard a rumour of him coming here I’ve been all for it

[split walrus]

Tier 2 journalist from italy

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Dominos_UK/status/1824087895508222404?t=Zan_tveB2D1PABW_3Ru7bw&s=19

Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) on X

just had Arne Slot come in… and not buy anything

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 2:16 PM

[untold sandal]

Their first bid was a loan right?

[viral garnet]

what even lmaooo

[split walrus]

Na na they ll buy him

They r waiting to sell osimhen

They ll use those funds

I do think all of this ll be done by end of window

[untold sandal]

Me too. Bayerns best defender. One of the most promising defenders of the last few years imo. €45m? What a steal holy

I'd rather have de ligt over tah honestly, de ligt has been unlucky with how many managers he had and how he hasnt been able to settle in

And any time de ligt has been tested against top attackers like vini or haaland, he has never disappointed

[untold sandal]

First bid in a few hours eh? Hopefully.

[mellow star]

bro 😭 😭 what is this

[untold sandal]

Its your here we go to your dream club!

Excited?

[split walrus]

Maybe in a couple days

[split walrus]

Congratulations boi, u did it

[mellow star]

bro I don't know what to think but @serene barn will love this

[untold sandal]

HAHAHHAHA

[mellow star]

i'm in tears 🤣

[jolly glade]

I remember spending over 100 mill on De Ligt in FM when he was in his prime

When I had a silly transfer budget as I was able to manage debt

[mellow star]

https://tenor.com/view/pachu-yayo-gif-21952356

[untold sandal]

i think he is still in his prime tbh

but tuchel ball aint it

[jolly glade]

He’s only really going to get to his best now

[untold sandal]

I think thats why bayern chose to sell de ligt over anyone else. Maybe he doesnt suit kompany ball like upamecano or dier do?

[jolly glade]

And I feel it’s the right club to allow it as he gets the time to play

[untold sandal]

But I think de ligt honestly had the highest ceiling outta any bayern player. Even the bayern fan accounts are sad saying mdl was their best player

So hopefully we make the most of it

[untold sandal]

Yup

Yknow whats funny

Since 2018, de ligt has had a new manager

every. single. season

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/Marco_Alcarasz/status/1824102271598420388?t=NkRfnF76ZHxC-6juc4cCCA&s=19

Marcó Alcarasz (@Marco_Alcarasz) on X

🚨‼️BREAKING:

Both Harry Maguire and Scott McTominay have been told that they are up for TRANSFER by Director, Dan Ashworth! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 3:14 PM

[untold sandal]

dude just cant settle in

[untold sandal]

This dude spews bs outta his ass

[jolly glade]

As a prediction, Kompany at Bayern will either be an unmitigated disaster or a success. There is no in between

[split walrus]

Wow

This dude

Back at it

[untold sandal]

And considering we know what he's capable of under ETH, and that ETH wont be going anywhere, its gonna be huge

[untold sandal]

Fr 🤣

I cant w this marco alcarasz dude

WHO ARE YOU

WHERE ARE YOU FROM

[untold sandal]

Yep

He wont be mid, he will just be shite or great

[split walrus]

Ur justy transfer went viral in devils chat

[untold sandal]

Send me ss

I cant see

[jolly glade]

I think Bayern will win the Bundesliga again but at the same time, Alonso has largely had his squad not too badly scalped after the win last season

[split walrus]

I feel like leverkusen might struggle a bit

Looking at their preseason performance

[jolly glade]

I haven’t seen many transfers being made

[split walrus]

Lets do remember they got alot of last minute lucky goals last szn

[violet ibex]

even de ligt himself said that "ten hag is a manager who understands him and can make the best out of him" when he signed for us giving a subtle dig to the other managers 😂

[split walrus]

Ten Hag with academy >>>

[jolly glade]

I honestly think it’s an intentional strategy tbh.

“Tire them out then shock them”

[split walrus]

Could be

[violet ibex]

wirtz next season 🙏
realistic or not, a man can dream

[untold sandal]

I mean he literally hasnt had a stable manager his whole career

[jolly glade]

Atalanta was simply too physical to wear out

[split walrus]

It highly depends on how we perform. If we get top 4 next szn, expect alot of big signings next june

[untold sandal]

2018? new manager. 2019? new manager. 2020? new manager? etc etc u get the gist

[split walrus]

Players have “playing ucl” as a checkmark

[violet ibex]

it's okay, de ligt can finally be stable and have ten hag for the next 8 years while winning some premier league trophies

[split walrus]

Win prem for magnifico

He deserves it

[violet ibex]

💯

[untold sandal]

we pray

I think 25/26 is our season.

[violet ibex]

I think assnal are very likely to win the prem this season

[untold sandal]

25/26, we will be back.

[split walrus]

I do think that as well

[untold sandal]

24/25 we are getting better but all of our problems arent solved. We could get #4 or #5

[split walrus]

Especially if 115 gets out

[untold sandal]

But 25/26? We will be back.

[violet ibex]

hopefully city get relegated next season instead of this one

[jolly glade]

Bayern letting Hansi Flick go so easily was their biggest mistake

[violet ibex]

Bayern have been treating their managers so terribly. I have no idea what they're thinking

[jolly glade]

Nagelsmann shouldn’t have been booted

[violet ibex]

true

[jolly glade]

He still won the Bundesliga fairly comfortably

Then immediately bring in Tuchel and scrape it by goal difference

[untold sandal]

I have no clue why they sacked nagelsmann so desperately for tuchel

[violet ibex]

kane went to bayern and they lost the bundesliga for the first time in a decade

serial loser fr

[jolly glade]

They got rid of Nagelsmann seemingly because he was very ego-ish only to bring in Tuchel, someone who has a large ego

[split walrus]

Oi no

The quicker they r out

The better

They ll find more loopholes in 1 year

[violet ibex]

but if they relegated now, they'll come back next season

we're not ready to challenge the title at the moment

[split walrus]

How ll they come back

[violet ibex]

we'll be far stronger next season

[split walrus]

They r going straight to national league

They ll promote to league 1

Then championship

Cant wait

[violet ibex]

wait what, not relegated to just championship?

lmaoo

nice

[high zealot]

Too low

Send them to the lowest tier of English football possible

Then 99.9% of the fan base will disappear

[split walrus]

What fan base

😂

[viral garnet]

how abt banning them from ever playing football again

[split walrus]

They dont have fans, me being the 115th one can confirm

[viral garnet]

the jumping on the bandwagon fan base

[split walrus]

Me

[high zealot]

Nah too harsh we need them around to show them who’s boss

[viral garnet]

..

[split walrus]

Keep them in national league

[violet ibex]

99% city fans when they were asked who richard dunne is

[brittle raft]

Sod off

[split walrus]

York vs City

[brittle raft]

York would win

[violet ibex]

york city

[brittle raft]

yes

[violet ibex]

chelsea on their way to follow city to sunday league

and release 108 players they just signed

[split walrus]

I dont want chelsea to relegate tbh

They r quite entertaining in transfer market

Romano reposted the united n ugarte link

https://tenor.com/view/cook-breaking-bad-hoodie-gif-13536614

[feral solar]

we should sign

dani alves

and jordi alba

[high zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-mourinho-writing-mourinho-writing-something-mourinho-taking-notes-gif-3865521920775074991

[high zealot]

Alves is in prison

Albas washed

[feral solar]

lol

[untold sandal]

There we land soon 🙏

[untold sandal]

That means something is happening rn

[vast jolt]

There we skidaddle😭

This trend is hilarious

[violet ibex]

gotta make EvilFabrizio parody account to announce failed transfers

Zubimendi to liverpool NOT, there we stay!

[untold sandal]

If ugarte fails, what if we tried hijacking mikel merino?

[vast jolt]

That's a good idea

But Liverpool fans won't like it

🤣🤣

ZUBI ZUBI DOO WHERE ARE YOU

[split walrus]

Arsenal in shambles then

[untold sandal]

Haha maybe

Ugartes still better imo

Merinos passing is uh.. not great

[split walrus]

Both are great

But

Ugarte’s defensive profile is what’s required as of now

[slow hearth]

perhaps he needed to keep his self laughing throughout the season

[split walrus]

PSG under pressure to do a deal for Manuel Ugarte following the arrival of Joao Neves. Ugarte wants to join United. [@skysports_sheth]

They should just accept 50m and let us move on

[ocean sun]

I think the ugarte deal has nothing to do with mctominay. All i can see is that we offer a small amount of money with sancho as a deal.

Wasn't eriksen linked to ajax

[split walrus]

Those rumours died off

But we tried getting bids for him

Still are if something comes up

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1824168026356277675?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 NEW:

Manchester United have not made a decision yet on signing a left-back, but in case they do they have options and ideas for the position. There are options on the table like Mario Hermoso, Sergio Reguilón and Marcos Alonso. However, United’s current priority is a

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 7:35 PM

Idk but I really dont mind reguilon coming back 😂

[split walrus]

Romano btw*

"Man Utd's focus is on Manuel Ugarte.”

"He is pushing to make his move, and wants a solution with United as soon as possible."

"Constant conversations are ongoing between PSG and United.

Romano, YT

[feral solar]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1824173167402758241?s=46

WHEEY HAVE THAT LEICESTER

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🇨🇿 Hoffenheim have hijacked deal to sign Adam Hlozek, as exclusively revealed today!

Medical tests booked and deal almost done, as Leicester City were waiting for green light from player’s camp…

…and Hoffenheim got it done. ⤵️👀

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 7:55 PM

[split walrus]

This was going on from quite some time right? 😂

[feral solar]

yes

[split walrus]

Last minute hijack 🤣

Love to see it

[untold sandal]

Yep. YT made it clear ugarte has completely agreed everything. Its literally all just remaining between whether psg can make a price that united will pay for

And I hope its soon, also hoping napoli bid for mct again soon too

[stone vine]

Is this parody?

[stone vine]

Agreed. 100%

Is he on a free?!?

I hate to say this….

But

It’s been an ok window

It’ll slam and the glass will smash now

[paper wraith]

It has been an impressive window so far... Decent fees, wages in line with. A new structure and quality players. Now it is up to ETH to get the best out of them.

But Shaw..... We need to talk about that boy ...

[grim moon]

I rate this window a 7.5/10 so far

Goes to 9/10 if we get working on outgoings

[tribal knot]

yes, 1000%

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/CMoffiziell/status/1824307132440732123?t=ht_wu0kIbBBNuB05WsM24g&s=19

Christopher Michel (@CMoffiziell) on X

News #Sancho: A move to #PSG has probably been cancelled. Suddenly Chelsea FC are in the running. A loan with an obligation to buy is possible, but also a swap deal combined with a transfer fee. #BVB #MUFC https://t.co/Y0Xntf1CZB

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 4:48 AM

Sancho to Chelsea ? 😳

[split walrus]

This dude is just engagement farming

Only psg is looking at Sancho rn

[vocal monolith]

We don't know that. But multiple sources said that psg moved away from Sancho .

But this is Chelsea , they will sign everyone

[split walrus]

We are trying to put sancho through psg to get the ugarte deal going

[vocal monolith]

Let's hope that is the case. But psg mpved away from Sancho

[split walrus]

They have it in their options, lets hope we can find a solution with them

[tribal knot]

imagine if chelsea did buy sancho 😂

[split walrus]

Apparently the case is

They r looking to loan him with an obligation to buy

That is good and bad for us

We wont get the money to get another player

[tribal knot]

I'd be fine with that if we sold Casemiro (not happening) or McTominay (cmon Napoli)
We'd at least get the money we need for this summer, but then guarantee a departure for Sancho somewhere down the line

I also need to remind a lot of the armchair pundits (of which I include myself) that are trying to calculate our net spend for FFP etc, that losing Varane and Martial's wages this summer is HUGE

Can basically call Zirkzee a free transfer after that

[thorny eagle]

But Chelsea are looking to pay all the wages which frees up a little bit if the incoming player is paid less

[split walrus]

Yeah that’s definitely there

[thorny eagle]

Won't be much of a saving though! But it might be that we have a small budget left and this would be enough to get someone in

[split walrus]

Thing is personal terms with ugarte are already agreed

So idk if offloading sancho’s wages would have an impact on ugarte’s terms

We need Mctominay sold to proceed

Napoli needs to do us a favour

[tribal knot]

Man Utd as a club aren't short of money, it's just the FFP regs messing us up after years of mis-spending.

Zirkzee's deal was an overpay so that we could spread it in installments, and the other fees can be ammortised. I think, even with no outgoings, we can get Ugarte over the line. Any sales from here would just guarantee an ability to spend in the next 2-3 windows.

[split walrus]

Offload
Mctominay
Sancho
Lindelof

Bring
Ugarte
Branthwaite (Last bid for 50m) 😂

Although we need an LB

[grim moon]

If Everton really won’t bite, then yea, probably grab an LB

[tribal knot]

I genuinely don't see us going for another first-teamer after Ugarte. Maybe a LB loan at a push.

Would love to see a Amad-esque transfer though, someone left-field with big potential to sit with the U21s for a season, then loan out.

[split walrus]

Reguilon here we come

[grim moon]

Yea, would like to see a long term investment buy

[tribal knot]

ie. someone for the twitter compilation-makers to get overly excited about

haha

[grim moon]

Aka, what Chelsea is doing except only do it once or twice

Not make it your whole window

[tribal knot]

Yep. A cheeky Arda Guler-esque 20m signing at RW would be spicy.

Someone to look forward to when we lose patience with Rashford this season 😂

[grim moon]

I’m slightly a big fan of Rayan Cherki

Still only 20 and could be Bruno’s replacement

Obviously not a Bruno copy but you know

[split walrus]

Im excited to see what we do with pellistri

Id like him sold

[tribal knot]

Yeah, I'd be all over that. Bit more high-profile than I originally suggested, but it's just as drool-worthy

[split walrus]

It ll be hard for him to make place here

[tribal knot]

I reckon Pellistri is very unfortunate. Think he would've been a worldie in the 90s in a 442 as a traditional right-footed winger, but it just doesn't work so well now.

Maybe if he bulked-up he could play RWB somewhere like Italy and tear it up, but I don't see it. Take any money and run.

[split walrus]

He’s a great player

Was great in copa as well

But i think Laliga can fit him better

Or serie a

10m for pellistri

[grim moon]

He’s on an expiring contract after this season and streets are saying his price is about £12M/€15M😭

[split walrus]

It’s nothing tbh

[grim moon]

Could literally be the Arda Guler of this window. But oh well.

The rumours also kind of died down a bit (mostly because we can’t buy him until January) but Sverre Nypan was probably going to be one of those long term wonderkid investment Amad type player transfer for us, albeit not as expensive

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-uSQneCoki/?igsh=M3hxa2I2Y2dkcmtu

liveherewego

🚨 Leny Yoro’s medical scans showed a possible metatarsal issue when he joined Manchester United last month, says @theathleticfc 🇫🇷

Club executives pressed ahead with his signing anyway because they believed the 18-year-old defender would be a “top, super player for them for the next decade”.

Likes

6036

Instagram

Ouch

[grim moon]

It is what it is

[split walrus]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe has given Manchester United staff the license to be assertive in the transfer market. [Laurie Whitwell]

What’s the definition of assertive here

Paying more? Moving on quick? Not budging at Valuations?

[grim moon]

Maybe it’s “If you really want it, get it”

[split walrus]

Seems like the approach we are using for Ugarte

[split walrus]

Yeah we are definitely hearing offers for eriksen

[grim moon]

Maybe even more after him

Granted, FFP may restrict us from spending too much

Also shows how much he trusts Ashworth, Berrada, and co.

[vocal monolith]

FFP doesn't restrict us for signing Ugarte . Club have a lot of space on FFP.

[grim moon]

I meant after Ugarte

But good to hear

[vocal monolith]

We didn't spend anything on last January transfer window. Manchester United ison of club with most incomings.

[grim moon]

But yeah, Sir Jim practically just told us “go crazy, fellas”

[vocal monolith]

But looks they don't want to rush and make bad decisions .

[violet ibex]

"hello, lamine?"

"good evening, florian"

[thorny eagle]

Didn't we not spend in Jan because we were struggling with PSR and then got a fine for breaching PSR rules?

[grim moon]

Yet Brighton has spent more than us this window so far😭(pre Ugarte and assuming Brighton finalizes Kadioglu and Rutter)

[vocal monolith]

Varane & Martial wages alone made space to get those 4 new players we have now

[jolly glade]

“Erling, nice to to see you”

[violet ibex]

meanwhile liverpool are not buying anyone or anything

[jolly glade]

🤣

[split walrus]

Love to see it

[vocal monolith]

But main problem is £700-800m debt that club have

[violet ibex]

we're gonna get him for free after the 115 😎

[vocal monolith]

We still need an replacement for Amrabat. Then if we sell any more player we will sign new ones

[grim moon]

That would be Collyer, I’m guessing

[vocal monolith]

Probably. But it would count as completely new player. As he looks different profile

[split walrus]

We are still keeping Amrabat as a backup, Romano revealed yesterday

[grim moon]

After the whole unfollowed thing?

Or do you mean keeping him as a backup signing?

[vocal monolith]

Yeah , that's hard

For now he is Fiorentina player

[split walrus]

This

[grim moon]

🚨 Marcos Alonso would love to join Manchester United. ❤️🇪🇸

(Source: @FabrizioRomano )

I mean…..as a last resort at LB….sure

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1824357281976263140?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Jorge Mendes, who helped bring Leny Yoro to #mufc, is trying to engineer a deal for Manuel Ugarte to join the club, and that a resolution is still possible closer to Deadline Day. [@lauriewhitwell]

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 8:07 AM

Watch it become our Last minute transfer 😂

[grim moon]

My GOAT, Jorge Mendes

[split walrus]

He’s great

[grim moon]

Who other notable players does Jorge Mendes manage?

[split walrus]

We definitely are getting him thats for sure

[split walrus]

Joao felix

I think ronaldo as well

[grim moon]

Next

[split walrus]

Lemme confirm

Bernardo silva

[grim moon]

Ok well notable players that would be good for this team right now

[split walrus]

Jota

Ruben dias

Pedro neto

[grim moon]

Any LB’s?

[jolly glade]

Ronaldo’s the reason we have such good relations with Mendes

[split walrus]

Alejandro Balde from barca

[grim moon]

Go go go go go

Hit Barca’s line

We got Jorge Mendes on our side

[split walrus]

He doesn’t have that much experience

Still very young

https://www.transfermarkt.co.in/alejandro-balde/profil/spieler/636688

[grim moon]

That’s fine by me

We’d have Martinez, De Ligt, and Dalot supporting him as fellow defenders

Kid’s got talent too. But probably won’t be sold

Well, maybe

Can’t see Barca making anyone untouchable except the likes of Yamal with the hole they’re in

[split walrus]

They ll sell him in minutes if we approach

[violet ibex]

yamal - antony swap deal

I'll drive antony to the airport, carry his luggage, and clean his apartment or house or mansion or whatever he's gonna live in

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-panini-panini-america-who-do-you-collect-gif-27130822

Unluckiest player of their squad

[violet ibex]

can't even start for Brighton

injury turned him from next messi to a completely washed and forgotten player

well, only barca fans called him next messi to be fair

[split walrus]

I didnt watch much of brighton last szn

Was he any good there?

[grim moon]

Brighton*. But considering he lost his starting spot, probably not

[split walrus]

Oh yes

[gusty dagger]

• Maguire & Lindelof
• Maguire & Evans
• Lindelof & Evans

To:

-Martinez & De Ligt.
-Martinez & Yoro.
-Yoro & De Ligt.

[split walrus]

We made it 😂

Just hoping Yoro comes back stronger 💪🏽

[feral solar]

Omg what were those days inbtge first part💀

[raven cargo]

Manchester United have told midfielder Christian Eriksen to find a new club this summer ahead of a cut-price exit from Old Trafford. (Football Insider)

Chelsea have joined the race to sign Man Utd winger Jadon Sancho after Paris Saint-Germain withdrew from talks. A loan with an obligation to buy is possible but the two clubs could also focus on a permanent swap deal. (fussball.news - Germany)

[feral solar]

NAH MAN CHELSEA ARE SIGNING EVERYONE @split walrus

[raven cargo]

😭

[gusty dagger]

Palmer Sancho Swap Deal

[split walrus]

They r the only ones ready to pay his hefty wages

[split walrus]

He literally signed a contract 2 days ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[feral solar]

andrew would be proud

[gusty dagger]

loan swap

[split walrus]

No cant do

Ill fall in love with palmer

And go in depression after he leaves

[raven cargo]

We gonna have 2 mouth breathers 💀

[violet ibex]

palmer signed for chelsea for 9 years
we can go and loan palmer for 7 years with all wage covered by chelsea, add "can't be recalled" and "can play against them" clause

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[gusty dagger]

palmer and?

[raven cargo]

Yoro

[gusty dagger]

lol

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-contract-gif-12557538628345171285

[gusty dagger]

Mole Palmer

Perfect Replacement for McTominay/Eriksen

[jolly glade]

When the boiler’s busted

[raven cargo]

😭😭😭😭😭

[split walrus]

Bruh

[raven cargo]

We need a cursed images channel now

[gusty dagger]

I got more but can't send it on the server 😂

[raven cargo]

Please keep it to yourself 😭

[gusty dagger]

Alright

[split walrus]

No 😂

[tribal knot]

Rashford-Ugarte Swap
Sancho-Palmer Swap

🚢 HMS P*SS THE LEAGUE 🚢

[raven cargo]

Didn't we have a meme channel 🤔

[raven cargo]

I love it and I think I deserve it

[split walrus]

#1247192294247890976

It became a part of fan forum

[gusty dagger]

easy PL title win

[raven cargo]

Oh thanks

[raven cargo]

Please don't tell me he actually said this

[split walrus]

He did 😂

When he spoke against ESL

[raven cargo]

Oh my days 😭

[raven cargo]

Better English than Harry Kane tbf

[feral solar]

BRUNO TO OLYMPIACOS?????

OR PODENCE TO UNITED????

[grim moon]

🚨🔴 Manuel Ugarte, OUT of PSG squad for their opening Ligue1 game.

He wants to join Manchester United, deal never been off. Absolutely on. But it will depend on conditions wanted by PSG.

Ugarte has been clear: he wants #MUFC as soon as possible.

[feral solar]

YES YES YES YES

[grim moon]

PSG definitely gonna sell him last minute out of spite

[violet ibex]

rooney's tweets are the best

[feral solar]

WTH is that rvp pic😭

[violet ibex]

van persie is the best

[feral solar]

😭

[raven cargo]

😂😭

What's gonna happen with Chiesa?

[violet ibex]

no idea, but definitely not coming here

[raven cargo]

Kinda sad they froze him out

[feral solar]

leave alone that spaghetti mafia merchant

[violet ibex]

hopefully he can go to midtable club and reignite his career

[vocal monolith]

Spurs buying random youngsters for £25m te Burnley

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1824388147477664230?t=9O2L673oTnS9zk0ru3EeuA&s=19

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

🚨 Understand the fee for Odobert is in the region of £25m.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 10:10 AM

We can't sell Pellistri who play in almost every game for Uruguay

[split walrus]

Perfect

Who tweeted this

[grim moon]

The man who copied There We Land

[split walrus]

Romano?

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-celebrate-gif-3719791047300891146

[grim moon]

Yeah, whoever he is

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Ekremkonur/status/1824361797530407336?t=rMm6W4AeVRAt-ivDMnkxbQ&s=19

Ekrem KONUR (@Ekremkonur) on X

🚨🆕 #MUFC 🇳🇴
Manchester United is actively negotiating with Burnley to secure the transfer of 26-year-old Norwegian midfielder Sander Berge.

🤝 Following a successful season with Burnley, Berge has verbally agreed to join the Red Devils during the summer transfer window.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 8:25 AM

[grim moon]

Nice. Seems like we’re getting both

[vocal monolith]

We need both with Amrabat gone , Eriksen probably going

[grim moon]

McTominay probably going aswell

[split walrus]

Having a good structure changes entirety of the club image 🥲

Love to see us finally moving forward

[violet ibex]

why do I feel like I've seen a historical figure who looks like that

[grim moon]

So other than Casemiro, Bruno, and Mainoo, the backup options we have currently with those 3 gone is Mount, Collyer….thats it

Assuming Hannibal is gone too

[split walrus]

Will be ugarte

And case ll become second choice

[violet ibex]

our open heart surgery is going well

[split walrus]

And they fkn attacked rangnick for it

[grim moon]

Still worried about the LB position but we probably want to play Mazraoui so he’ll probably start there

[violet ibex]

just needs to remove rashford asap

[split walrus]

Watch him get an extension in 2 yrs

[violet ibex]

😔

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guardiola-we’ll-be-there-pep-guardiola-football-gif-4952949580121807344

[split walrus]

Mazra ll carry it till Shaw returns after the first international break. Pretty sure Amass might get some game time as well. Malacia might return in November

[grim moon]

I just hope Amass actually plays

ETH likes him but he doesn’t seem to like the idea of playing him at the moment because he’s so young

But if you’re good enough, you’re old enough man

[split walrus]

Actually PSG is like a jailcell ngl

They dont let their players leave

Putting extreme high release clauses

And not negotiating well

[grim moon]

Because they stink

[split walrus]

No wonder Mbappe left

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-gif-25853284

[grim moon]

Deserved

On a free aswell

Eat shite

[untold sandal]

#1247191679363059712 message

[jolly glade]

We should be going after Ten Hag from Twente, underlooked on the transfer market

[split walrus]

Seems like a solid CB

Might help licha with his experience as well

[vast jolt]

JOGA BONITO WINGER AT OLD TRAFFORD

TEARS IN MY EYES

[vocal monolith]

Antony , Martinez , De Ligt , Mazraoui
ONANA

Ajax gang ready to start on the back

[gusty dagger]

Things that will Happen today

• Casemiro will drop a stinker
• United will immediately agree the fee for Ugarte

[split walrus]

If that is what it takes for us to push it, be it 😂

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Sport_Witness/status/1824409613153735047?t=dB8uPgkQxOFtg4r4TSU5QQ&s=19

Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) on X

🇩🇪🚨 Victor Lindelof | Bundesliga club eyeing up move for Manchester United defender ➡️ DoF under pressure to get signing done

https://t.co/kO4sgWaDw3 #mufc

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 11:35 AM

[vocal monolith]

Eintracht Frankfurt may be eyeing up a move for Manchester United’s Victor Lindelof as they hunt for a new centre-back.

[violet ibex]

mctominay + 30m for osimhen 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[vocal monolith]

Pedulla was journalist that covered Onana to ManUtd

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1824412918663790724?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | BREAKING:

Fiorentina are interested in signing Victor Lindelof. They are currently working out the conditions of a possible deal for the defender.

[@DiMarzio]

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 11:48 AM

Tier 1

Lindelof n De Gea reunion

[gusty dagger]

BREAKING: 🔴 Liverpool are close to signing Brazilian attacker Nobodinho.

[@FabrizioRomano]

[tribal knot]

sod berge as a back-up option, let's just swap lindelof for ambrabat if they're interested in him

[split walrus]

Hmm, nice shout

[feral solar]

💀

imagine they sign a free agent.. they still have not spent any money

💀

[feral solar]

good shout

[split walrus]

FSG are cheap

Glazers should buy 50% of lfc

Glazers + FSG - Unbeatable Duo at failure

[feral solar]

😭

[jolly glade]

Bring Kroenke in as well

[split walrus]

Klopp made fsg look better

[split walrus]

Noo

They r still better

Id prefer boehly

[jolly glade]

Boehly is literally if you have Homer Simpson a football club

Though Homer did win 2 Super Bowls owning the Denver Broncos 🤣

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-homer-gif-26093408

Boehly when he doesn’t see expenditure at 1B

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1824398922229449033?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🔴🇳🇱 Hansi Flick on Frenkie de Jong. “We don’t know when he will be back, he’s still injured and we are waiting”.

“We don’t want to rush him”.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 10:52 AM

He’s a liability for them till he doesn’t return

So thankful he didn’t join us

Considering our already injury-ridden squad, this d have been the worse hit out of all

[signal cedar]

We need to get Manuel Ugarte at all costs

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-u7_fvNNJl/?igsh=MXFmdDU5YnY5a3MzZg== @split walrus @violet ibex

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Jadon Sancho’s future at Man United remains open for final two weeks 🔴👀

Things can still happen before transfer window shuts, PSG spoke to player’s camp in July but no formal bid.

Meanwhile, Man United and PSG remain in talks over Manu Ugarte deal with Uruguay midfielder pushing.

There are also more options now being considered… S...

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[split walrus]

Lets see how it goes

He is on massive wages

So it’ll definitely help us if he leaves

[jolly glade]

It’s definitely one of our best achievements this window. We’re slowly but surely whittling down our silly wage expenditure

[split walrus]

Our entire wage structure is in shambles

How was mount earning more than bruno 😂

Apparently bruno’s new wages are 350k a week

Fully deserved

[jolly glade]

Good, and that should be the ceiling for any new signing. Nobody coming in should be getting paid more than Bruno unless they can show they deserve it

[frank loom]

https://discord.com/channels/969255568910979152/1267800488913534998

[vocal monolith]

Sancho is a must goo one. We have a lot of cover for his position . Only one left is Casemiro . But we need Casemiro more than Sancho even if we sign Ugarte & Berge .

Rashford , Garnacho , Antony , Amad , Pellistri . Bruno , Mount , Zirkzee can play on wing too.

We are short on LB position , and in CB position too. Let's hope we don't have last year issues with injuries

[jolly glade]

It couldn’t possibly get as bad as last year injury wise

But that being said it could

[violet ibex]

I'll keep garnacho and amad as starters, keep pellistri for backup (he deserves more game time, he's not even bad and he wants to prove himself. only 20k/week) and sell the rest

and then promote lacey to the first team next season

[violet ibex]

after selling rashford antony sancho we should have quite big budget to work with

mctominay + 50m for kvaratshkelia

[frail pebble]

Dream 3 signings is like

Ivan Toney loan, Ugarte and Hermoso buy

Realistically I think we'll get Ugarte and some fullback

Just hoping it's not Alonso

[split walrus]

Who’s selling rashford 😂

[violet ibex]

me 😠

hahahaha

[frail pebble]

Lol if we got like 70+ I'd sell him but we never will

[vocal monolith]

Its okay to sign him even if he had a bit of trouble .
But that man who gave okay for him to play in preseason in some not worthy games, that man should pay Yoro wages for first 6 months

[frail pebble]

Unless he does go on demon time thisbyear

[vocal monolith]

I believe that Rashford will score a lot of goals with Zirkzee and proper LB behind him

In 22/23 season we had Wout , he didn't scored goals but he did an fantastic work out of ball, getting back , making space for others to score.

He didn't get much credit for that by us ( man united fans ) but i think he was one of main reasons that Rashy had good season

Wout joined us on second part of season , in January transfer window after World Cup . And Rashford before WC was not that good. So he improved with Wout

[thorny eagle]

Rashford plays better with a left footed LB

[vocal monolith]

What is good now , is that we have different profiles as backup. So we can switch players based on opponent

[split walrus]

That definitely is a possibility especially with mazraoui at lb now, he provides alot of help to the wingers

[viral garnet]

this got me in splits lollllllll

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1824495485501018339?t=H5ctVlJVY6Q_klWB3eRNZQ&s=19

Stretford Paddock (@StretfordPaddck) on X

🚨🔴 Manuel Ugarte’s agents are confident a deal to take the midfielder to Manchester United will happen this summer. [ @GraemeBailey ]

Ugarte wants to move to Old Trafford, they have other options but the Uruguayan is their first choice. #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 5:16 PM

[split walrus]

Get in! Lets get it over with

[high zealot]

Mazraoui starts tonight

Maguire and Martinez in defence

Mount Casemiro and Mainoo in midfield

[grim moon]

Mf what

How does De Ligt not start

[high zealot]

Rashford Bruno Amad upfront

[grim moon]

Man

[grim moon]

WHAT

[high zealot]

Oh and dalot also starts

[grim moon]

Wait is this confirmed?

How does Garnacho and De Ligt not start💀

[high zealot]

Im going off what my mates telling me since he’s at the game

[high zealot]

De ligts not trained at all with Bayern or played in pre season but he’s on the bench

[split walrus]

Amad also starts btw

[violet ibex]

no idea what rashford and mount do to make them starters

[tribal knot]

alejandro garbencho

[vocal monolith]

@night plinth

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1824504002865676744?t=QmNMCh1n1naWkxBYmcOt9Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Jadon Sancho, NOT in the squad for Manchester United tonight.

His future remains open ahead of final two weeks of summer window, as reported today.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 5:50 PM

[grim moon]

Interesting…..

[night plinth]

Hello dear is it January 1st yet?

[vocal monolith]

Afraid gonna happen much earlier

Some transfers are predictable, u just don't have to see them as a fan or just as news article.

Fact is that we don't need Sancho that much , and he will be like 3rd choice player

[split walrus]

And i do think its the best for both sides

[violet ibex]

chelsea must be out of their mind if they don't bid sancho for 75m smh.

[split walrus]

80 minimum

40 for the player + 40 cause UCL runner up

Rest 20 they can add in addons according to their wishes

[untold sandal]

HAHAHAH HE PINNED IT

[split walrus]

Openly showing love for his boyhood club

[agile crag]

false nine bruno is not good idea because we have strikers

[grim moon]

Ok, we really do need a LB lol

[stray jetty]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

[stray jetty]

new update on Justy's move to spurs

[untold sandal]

@mellow star congrats bro! 😭

[vagrant plume]

Justy ain’t winning trophies

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/SamC_reports/status/1824560484164452683?t=jOT97PxbkaU8y1zDkoXBlw&s=19

Sam C (@SamC_reports) on X

BREAKING: Maresca tells Chilwell to LEAVE CHELSEA!

“It's probably better he goes and leaves and finds minutes,” Maresca says.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 9:34 PM

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1824561667977388355?t=LkTxeu6hoc2MIsrAIMrHXQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Ben Chilwell, set to leave Chelsea as Maresca has confirmed: “It's probably better he goes and leaves and finds minutes”.

“I love the way he is, the problem is that he is struggling to find the right position with us...”.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 9:39 PM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/munichfanpage/status/1824554104275751152?s=46

Bayern & Football (@MunichFanpage) on X

That’s why you should listen to Bayern fans who watched Mazraoui/De Ligt all the time instead of some pundits who have no knowledge.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 9:09 PM

Bayern fans r crying over mazra’s game 😂

[split walrus]

Damn, i dont really like how chelsea treats players, too harsh

[violet ibex]

“It's probably better he goes and leaves and finds minutes”.
can say the same to the other 6 GKs

[vocal monolith]

Still better than keeping him on bench. But he shouldn't say that on a interview

He just opened market dor him

ManUtd should consider to make an £5-10m bid

Chilwell was mentioned before as we have interest on him

[split walrus]

Yeah i remember, but those rumours cooled down quick

[violet ibex]

😎

[vocal monolith]

Loan with buy option would be good for chilwell.

[grim moon]

Yea I’d take Chilwell on a loan

[frail pebble]

Interesting thing, vvd, Salah and taa all out of contract next year

All 3 of them I could see leaving genuinely

Salah due for a massive Saudi pay day, Taa I think could go to Madrid, vvd I'm not sure

[vast jolt]

His dream club, can't wait to see him in the kit

These fabrizio clones getting outta hand

😭

[grim moon]

🚨 Manuel Ugarte is pushing “like crazy” to join Manchester United. Jorge Mendes is leading the talks, new contacts will take place in the next days. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano, @WatchPlayback]

[muted geyser]

Just wondering though, isn't it bad if we start doing well while the glazers are still here? Cos we'll be earning more profits so why would they want to leave, right? 😅

[grim moon]

Pretty sure they fully gave up sports decision power to Sir Jim and INEOS iirc

[golden hamlet]

Like who’s gonna buy shaw for 35

[grim moon]

Idk, I just drove up his market value price a little bit because English tax

And yes, I’m guessing an English team buys him

[split walrus]

Send him to saudi

[golden hamlet]

I have not seen lately any profits United made selling players

Like we sell players for cheaper than chips

[split walrus]

But we have freed up a lot of wages

Especially with varane

And hopefully more with Sancho

[golden hamlet]

I trust the new guys and they act like someone who has a plan

[split walrus]

Yes

[grim moon]

That’s because we sold chips, not players lol

The last time we sold an actual good player was like, Lukaku and we actually got a good amount for him

And then we only had chips to sell after that

Except Dan James where we somehow got as much as we did despite him being a bag of chips too

[split walrus]

Worst was the pogba saga

We could have made bank w him

Our old structure was so bad, it’s surprising

[grim moon]

It’s alright, I’m here now

I only bring good luck to my favorite sports teams, fear not

🦸‍♂️

[raven cargo]

Manchester United have identified Barcelona winger Raphinha as a potential target as they consider parting ways with Antony and Jadon Sancho, but would need to stump up €60m (£51m) to get a deal done. (SPORT - Spain)

Man Utd midfielder Scott McTominay is keen to join Napoli and has made the former Serie A winners his priority move. (Alfredo Pedulla - Italy)

[split walrus]

I dont mind raphinha tbh

But quite expensive

We can get an LB in that price

Already got enough at the wing for now

[grim moon]

That Raphinha link is such cap

Eh, maybe not actually if we somehow find a way to get rid of Antony and Sancho

€60M is pretty damn steep tho, idk if he’s the one I’d go for at that price

[violet ibex]

I'm not gonna talk about tier F links

[grim moon]

Would rather take a crack at Take Kubo at that price at that point

[vocal monolith]

He looks so small. And we have already right wingers . Antony isn't going anywhere . Let's hope Amad get a new contract

Yesterday game told us that we are short on strikers

[grim moon]

Yea ik, it says if we end up selling both Sancho and Antony, we’d go for a winger and Garna plays either side so I just chose whichever side

Selling Antony and Sancho in the same window is probably unlikely tho

Kubo is exactly the same height as Amad btw

Anyway, our plan of action next should be Ugarte for obvious reasons, Chilwell on a loan with buy option, Toney for a discounted price. And we’re chilling

[jolly glade]

Kubo would be neat

[muted geyser]

Cool, that's some relief although I hope INEOS can get the two brothers to relinquish their hold over the rest of the club soon too

[shell bobcat]

Vitinha is too good

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utddistrict/status/1824748622073749895?s=46

UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) on X

🚨 | BREAKING:

Victor Lindelöf has been moving with the help of a crutch.

Twitter · Aug 17, 2024, 10:02 AM

This guy is ready to steal another year at united

😔

Guess he ll go as a free next summer

[feral solar]

hello

people what player should i make a fanart for

@split walrus @violet ibex

[split walrus]

Zirkzee

Ill put it as pfp

If u make it nice

[feral solar]

i have already made one in #┃🖼・fan-art

[feral solar]

btw any news on ugarte

[split walrus]

Yes

[split walrus]

Its nice!

Ugarte is pushing psg for the sale

He’s showing no interest to play for them

[feral solar]

i smell a deadline day move

[split walrus]

100% a possibility

[feral solar]

i believe that until then, we will have made a last offer and psg will be desperate to sell him to us

[split walrus]

Psg isnt that desperate sadly

They definitely need to sell cause they got neves

But they freed up big wages this summer w mbappe leaving

[feral solar]

yeah

[split walrus]

Really hoping we get ugarte

He is our perfect target

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1824743993445404770?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵 Enzo Maresca: “The vision I have is that the club is looking for something for 5 or 10 years”.

“Nobody from the club asked me for the Champions League spot this year”.

“What they said is that we need to arrive and compete, step by step”.

Twitter · Aug 17, 2024, 9:44 AM

5-10 years? What is chelsea smoking?

[fierce glade]

because the 50 wonderkids they are buying will be old enough to win them the cl and pl

[split walrus]

4 yrs

And Maresca ll be sacked mid szn

And they ll repeat the process

This seems worse than glazers ngl

These r not even commercial signings

These are “investments from the past” but a worse version

[fierce glade]

nah i dont think so because boehly is trying to get the club somewhere 😂 .....glazers were saying wherever the club goes we dont care

[split walrus]

Ya trying to get them to championship

They got 50 players in the team. 11 players play. Other 40 stay at depth. Thats so bad for their career if they dont get playing time

Its even harder for the manager to rotate players n coach every single one of them

[fierce glade]

that would be good for them ig because they have such a young squad who cant handle the pl pressure well

[split walrus]

This is a trading club now

They ll sell these players at a high n get more “wonderkids”

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

Bro lmao

[fierce glade]

on top of that they are selling there acadmey players too which is essentially the back bone of every club

[split walrus]

Boehly ll milk chelsea dry

If i was a chelsea fan

Id be in shambles

[fierce glade]

i was trying to be kind towards them 😂

[split walrus]

Thankfully I love 115

[fierce glade]

we were in shambles mate

[split walrus]

Visit abu dhabi please

[split walrus]

Thats why i jumped ship

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-city-logo-manchester-city-gif-21745177

[fierce glade]

better then chelsea and liverpool 😂

[brittle raft]

don’t take the bait

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂

[split walrus]

Liverpool’s downfall is also beginning

They might survive a couple seasons

Cause of current squad

But looking at this window

FSG isnt interested in getting some great signings

[fierce glade]

true

[split walrus]

Vvd and salah

Are starting their last szns

From today

And fsg isnt even talking about extension

[fierce glade]

not even in signings mate 😂

[split walrus]

Trent is also going free next june

Our gaffar was right

Eras come to an end

[fierce glade]

wondering what slot is thinking about the club

[split walrus]

Arsenal bottler
Chelsea finished
Lfc finished
City relegated

Ineos on top

[fierce glade]

city relegated 💀 🤣

[split walrus]

If he doesn’t know by now, he ll know by Christmas 😂

[split walrus]

Did u see the news btw

Their verdict is set for January

[fierce glade]

they didnt see it like erik saw it and they started mocking him

[fierce glade]

fr lol

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-ten-hag-manchester-united-gif-26550853

I love ten hag so much

He just needs to bench rashford is all

😝

[fierce glade]

they will come with some another excuse which will be accpeted

[split walrus]

They ll come w 💰

Nothing else

[fierce glade]

fr

[fierce glade]

exactly

[split walrus]

I stay very realistic with my expectations of united but the way we are finally getting on track, i have great expectations from 25/26 season and next june

It ll be a total overhaul next summer

Alot of em ll be out on a free

[fierce glade]

my friend was saying he hasnt seen any improvement in the last match😂

[split walrus]

Fulham match?

He is stupid then

Our defence was waaay better than last szn

Mazraoui is a steal signing

Maguire was phenomenal

All we missed was a striker

And zirkzee helped there

Casemiro is getting his form back

[fierce glade]

he wants eth to leave that's all 😂

[split walrus]

There was too much to take

[split walrus]

Avg football watcher from reels

[fierce glade]

backline was helping him

[fierce glade]

lb too

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/joshua-zirkzee-zirkzee-man-utd-manchester-manchester-united-gif-873037110762429210

[fierce glade]

and we arent appreciating dalot

because the guy is always there to put a performance

either it's lb or rb he gives his best

[split walrus]

Yes he was great even if LB

[fierce glade]

if mazraoui stays fit we have a decent backline even without shaw

[split walrus]

Hahahah

Yes

All im afraid of is injuries

[fierce glade]

i mean without a lb XD

[fierce glade]

fr fr

[split walrus]

Onana
Mazra De ligt Licha Dalot
Casemiro Mainoo
Amad Bruno Garna
Hojlund

This is perfect

[fierce glade]

any news on kadioglu or hermoso?

[split walrus]

Kadioglu is moving to brighton 70%

Personal terms agreed

Hermoso we have moved on till we dont fix the cdm issue

[fierce glade]

but eth will choose marcus over garna and will sub garna after halftime

[split walrus]

We are finally moving in a direction where the manager has good players to choose from and its hard benching certain players

[split walrus]

Well

[fierce glade]

cdm issue is almost sorted

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[split walrus]

Ugarte only

Prolly a last min transfer

We ll pay big

[fierce glade]

yeah

no swap deal then?

[split walrus]

Haha