Transfer Talk

[split walrus]

It was completed but it was dependant on samu moving to chelsea

Which ended up failing

So now what’s happening is chelsea needs to buy one from atletico only

[violet ibex]

glad to see other clubs being incompetent and us being competent for once

[split walrus]

Thats why they r pushing for joao felix

[violet ibex]

this window is such a breath of fresh air

[split walrus]

Ineos magic

Feels unreal tbh

Every june we end up waiting for news with nothing happening

[warm stratus]

I start to bealieve more and more that Amrabat is back at the club. They updated the squad on the website and in the app, and he is still there, in the new kit with number 4.

[split walrus]

Lets see, he ll be a last resort

De ligt needs to get the 4 jersey though

[warm stratus]

Last resort or no, he is still there like right now. In the new kit with number 4.

[jolly glade]

If it’s Amrabat or Berge I’m going Amrabat as we can supposedly get his signature for 8 million or so

[split walrus]

Make it 7 😂

[jolly glade]

De Ligt for the 4 jersey yes

[violet ibex]

if amrabat can perform consistently he would be an amazing signing especially for his price. but that is quite a huge if

[split walrus]

Cant wait for another fener fan to drop here and talk about Mctominay

[jolly glade]

He’s a great backup but I’d rather we get Ugarte then get Amrabat on the side

[violet ibex]

but to be fair he wasn't given enough minutes and we played him out of position a lot last season

[jolly glade]

When Amrabat performed he performed

Especially late in the season

[violet ibex]

you guys buy ferdi

70m

deal?

[split walrus]

30m take it or leave it

[jolly glade]

300 million for Ferdi? Good deal?

[split walrus]

He was essential in the fa cup

I dont mind him for depth

Makes good runs

[violet ibex]

clubs are still hiking their prices against us

70m for ugarte and 30m for berge

stupid stuffs

[split walrus]

Max price should be 40m for ugarte and 15 for Berge

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1823298805900427526?t=oEvAJfaICq7ULq4We2vJDA&s=19

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 PSG is still keen on signing Jadon Sancho and are working on it. [@lequipe via @PSG_Report] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:01 AM

[split walrus]

Swap dealllll

With ugarte please

[shell bobcat]

💯

[split walrus]

I think

We might do

Sancho + 30m

[shell bobcat]

We should

How much they want for Ugarte?

[split walrus]

70

[sacred summit]

70

[split walrus]

I think sancho’s market value is around 40

[sacred summit]

yo @split walrus

how are u

[split walrus]

Sup man

Im doing very well

How are u

[sacred summit]

im doing good too thanks man

[shell bobcat]

I think Sancho will agree on personal terms

[split walrus]

Sancho’s value is 30m just checked

[shell bobcat]

Because he can easily catch the limelight in PSG

[split walrus]

Yes he ll

Tbh psg fits him better

[shell bobcat]

Yeah

[split walrus]

Prem isnt made for him

And if it is

United isnt

[shell bobcat]

Mbappe replacement for them💀

Just need to get a buzz cut and he's ready

[split walrus]

Who ll be our wing options

If sancho leaves

[shell bobcat]

Antony the goat

[sacred summit]

amad

is hete

[split walrus]

Apparently we are “definitely” signing a midfielder

Amad
Antony

Garna
Rashford

[sacred summit]

yeah i feel like berge and ugarte is good

[split walrus]

Who else

[shell bobcat]

Can zirkzee play on wings?

[split walrus]

He can

[sacred summit]

pellistri if he doesn’t leave

[split walrus]

He can play all front 3

[shell bobcat]

Very good

[split walrus]

He should leave tbh

[sacred summit]

i guess

[split walrus]

It ll be v hard for him to make his place

[sacred summit]

yeah true

[split walrus]

He can do better in laliga

[sacred summit]

ok im gonna eat lunch boys

see ya

[split walrus]

Have fun!

[stone vine]

If Anthony goes Pellistri stays I think

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1823300074320925141?t=kv9KLyz-XT1i7IV33nmH_g&s=19

Allison replacement?

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⤵️ One more meeting has already been scheduled for Liverpool to discuss Giorgi Mamardashvili deal with Valencia.

Up to the Reds as he’d be loaned out and Georgian GK is keen on this solution.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:06 AM

[split walrus]

Too hard, might not happen

[stone vine]

Nacho and Rashford will still often operate on opposite wings this season IMHO

[split walrus]

Finished club

[shell bobcat]

Tbf mamardashvili is a good gk

[split walrus]

No

They want to get him n put him on loan

[stone vine]

I don’t think he will go. Anthony I’m reacting to the tweets above

[split walrus]

Antony is staying 😭😭

[shell bobcat]

Antony will stay another season definitely

[split walrus]

Thing is im all down to support antony if it really means mazra can push him to the limits

[sacred summit]

Barcelona respond to Manchester United approach
for Raphinha

Manchester United are considering a late move for Raphinha

[shell bobcat]

Hell nah

[sacred summit]

60 mil

[stone vine]

If those rumours are true we will keep Pellistri. It’s all dominoes. If one player goes it’s changes all the plans. If case goes Scott stays. If we can’t sell case it’ll force a Scott deal. Scott will probably go either way because of the silly new rules where he is pure profit

[split walrus]

Out

[shell bobcat]

Raphina is finished

[split walrus]

We dont need him

[shell bobcat]

DONT DO ANY BUSINESS WITH BARCELONA

[sacred summit]

yeah i dont like him either

[shell bobcat]

finished club

[sacred summit]

sancho is better

[shell bobcat]

Miles better than him

[sacred summit]

ok im actually leaving this time see ya

[split walrus]

Scotty ll get sold. Athletic says we might be doing his business near the end of the window

[grim moon]

Getting a winger is like, the least of our worries

[stone vine]

It’ll all be on numbers.

[stone vine]

100%

[shell bobcat]

Frfr

[stone vine]

We have loads of wingers and loads of options for wide even if a few leave 😂

[split walrus]

Need CDM first
Then we can look at LB if we got money

[stone vine]

CDM proper striker and then LB

[grim moon]

CDM >> LB >>>>> ST > backup CAM

[split walrus]

Striker 🥲
All the ones r too expensive

[stone vine]

Then more CDM and then maybe winger 😂 if upgrading

[split walrus]

Calma brother 🤣

We only got 17 more days

[grim moon]

I put LB before striker because we’ve got 2 glass cannons and a 17 year old there

[stone vine]

Na there are 1000s of strikers out there we don’t need world class

[split walrus]

But i liked this window. It represented change

[stone vine]

For sure but other people were doing long lists 😂

[split walrus]

For an initial start, ineos is on the right path

[violet ibex]

I completely agree

[stone vine]

That’s the priority. Before wing though two CDM

[split walrus]

Collyer ll come through dont forget

[stone vine]

But we need outs

[split walrus]

Get amrabat for 6-7m for depth

[split walrus]

We are currently prioritising lindelof now

[grim moon]

I don’t even know who we’d be going for anymore after Ugarte

[split walrus]

Lets see if we can get it done

[split walrus]

Berge 😂

[grim moon]

Seems like we rejected Hermoso sadly, so what position

[stone vine]

Yeah. But he’d have to have mainoo type impact for us not to need cover. If we are selling case and Scott. I think all these outs are very unlikely mind you

[violet ibex]

I hope not, would be a bad deal for us imo
just a straight up swap deal or maybe we can give them extra 10m max

[stone vine]

Guessing Maz is seen as LB cover now

[split walrus]

Case is staying this season, it was confirmed. Mctominay ll be sold (hopefully)

[grim moon]

A new LB would be nice but I’m guessing we want Mazraoui to play so he’s probably going to fill LB whenever Shaw is out

So probably a ST after Ugarte

[stone vine]

Not sure anything can be confirmed if a bid comes in

It’s unlikely but no way we turn down a bid for case

[split walrus]

Apparently, saudi isn’t interested in older players anymore. They have gotten an ego boost after signing youngsters 🥲

[grim moon]

I dont mind the Toney idea. He has 1 year left, both Toney and Brentford have been openly practically saying Toney is leaving, and if there really is no bids/interest in him, we could get him for an incredible discount

[violet ibex]

casemiro did play very well against city, especially considering how terrible he was last season. but it's a huge question if he can perform consistently at the top level again for whole season

after all, nobody can fight age

[stone vine]

My posts this morning are all in response to info posted here….. like this….

[split walrus]

Toney doesn’t wanna stay at brentford he keeps on making sure of it 😂

[split walrus]

I do understand 💯

[ocean sun]

https://x.com/EvertonNewsFeed/status/1823278005679968448?t=Z3LPkWqemzBMsTY5mzKvVA&s=19
£50m and he's yours

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 (@EvertonNewsFeed) on X

🗞️Everton have made an enquiry for Manchester United Midfielder, Scott McTominay. Brentford, Galatasaray and Fenerbahce have all made enquires also. Fulham remain interested

(Source - @TheAthletic)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 8:38 AM

[stone vine]

He is the best option open that seems keen. He isn’t a long term answer but we need 4th next season. He would help imho

[violet ibex]

I hope chelsea would join the race and bid mctominay for no reason at all 😂

[grim moon]

Oh, I have no doubt Toney would MASSIVELY help us. It’s just a matter of can he keep his ego in check

[stone vine]

Glad to see ETH agrees with me and it would be a reluctant sale just based on the fact he is pure profits and we need money

[ocean sun]

It's gonna get ugly. 😭🤣

[violet ibex]

toney for jan signing... 👀

[ocean sun]

I've heard Saudi is already interested in toney. This guy can earn more money from wages than betting 😂

[stone vine]

Ironically we might not need him by then. If Zirkzee is half as good as people want him to be and Hojlund is back fit. But id still rather have injury depth and options.

[violet ibex]

while I do think zirkzee is good, I also don't think we can count on him as a prolific goalscorer unfortunately
but yeah I agree with you, would still be good to have for depth options regardless

[split walrus]

No matter how good zirkzee ll be, we still d require a 9 either way cause zirkzee even in bologna was more of a playmaker than a striker

[grim moon]

Zirkzee is kind of a Jack of all trades, master of none

Along with Mazraoui

Which I’m completely fine with

[split walrus]

Kind of, yes

He said it himself he is a false 9

[grim moon]

So if I had to predict our next transfers: Ugarte > Toney > new LB

[split walrus]

Most likely

Mazraoui ll be playing left back till malacia/shaw return

I still don’t know what got shaw injured

He was fine in euros

[grim moon]

If we don’t get Ugarte this window, it’ll probably be Berge > Toney > Ugarte in January > new LB

[split walrus]

No idea about toney as of now

[grim moon]

Exactly. There’s been like no reported interest for him

[sly chasm]

We aren't getting Ugarte. It has been silent about him this week.

[grim moon]

While he’s on an expiring contract and openly wanting to leave

If he’s available for like 20M, we’ll probably snatch him

[grim moon]

🚨🥇| Manchester United are being patient with a little over two weeks of the window to go in the knowledge that PSG may need to sell, and with the Ugarte very keen on a move to United. #MUFC [@skysports_sheth]

An hour ago

[split walrus]

Lets see how it goes

[grim moon]

And Fab has mentioned multiple times he’s our “dream target”. PSG will be desperate to move him soon, I’m confident he’ll be here before this window closes

Unless they somehow keep him, stick him on the bench, and watching his value drop

[sly chasm]

If we get Ugarte, it will make sense for a rotation between him and Casemiro. Casemiro is proving why he should still be in the club

[grim moon]

🚨 PSG is still keen on signing Jadon Sancho and are working on it. [@lequipe via @PSG_Report] #mufc

Bro like, just do a swap deal man

I know it’s easier said than done and there are bits and bobs around it but make it happen

[violet ibex]

I agree, swap sancho with ugarte and everyone's happy

[split walrus]

Our players have a tendency of performing in the last year of contract 😝

[stone vine]

I’ve been saying this since we signed him and people kept saying “we don’t need a striker” behind a CDM it was our biggest need IMHO. Obviously the defensive signings will be huge. Glad we made them. But I’d taken a striker all day long as first signing. @split walrus agree 100% but people keep telling me will score 15/20… it’s why I said if he is as good as people say. I don’t believe it unfortunately. I’d be signing a striker with urgency

[split walrus]

Especially knowing hojlund is injured 🥲

We played players out of position last szn

We know how it ended

[violet ibex]

I understand your concerns and I completely agree that we need to address our terrible goalscoring issues. but I personally still like that we address other areas first because we're on an open heart surgery and we need to lay down the structure of general play and we need players who can execute the transitions that ten hag demands well first. this is just my view of course, but after a decade of abysmal football, I'll be patient once again and take "good football with scoring issues" first and wait for us to address the scoring issue next window hahaha.

[split walrus]

More than anything, this window just gives me hopes for better windows in the future

[violet ibex]

((I'm saying this being fully aware that I'll be mad everytime rashford misses his sitters))

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823310920312815944?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 RB Leipzig are set to sign Antonio Nusa from Club Brugge. He will undergo his medical today and replaces Dani Olmo.

(Source: @Plettigoal)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:49 AM

[grim moon]

Yeah, scoring issues is a much easier fix than defensive issues

[split walrus]

Maybe thats the entire reason we might be selling sancho

To find a striker again

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823306885836964065?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Dortmund has finally agreed to loan Youssoufa Moukoko! 👀🇩🇪

This is provided that there is an obligation to buy for around €15M. 💰

(Source: @BILD)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:33 AM

[grim moon]

We were in a top 4 race near the end of the season last season with a -1 GA at one point, need to fix the part where we should start preventing giving up goals

[split walrus]

I forgot our gd

Lmao

[brittle raft]

The whole team had weak points around and about last season

Defending and attacking involves 11 players

Like attackers, midfielders and defenders all need to help out defensively and attacking

You can’t expose the 4 defenders to an attack, which is where the midfielders and attackers come into it

Especially a defence like last season

[violet ibex]

look at dortmund loaning this guy

[grim moon]

I just feel like the team gave up after we started pretty shite and then everyone got injured

[jolly glade]

Yes, you need a full squad to pile the pressure on an attack to regain possession

[grim moon]

And then everyone just called it quits

[brittle raft]

Last season united had shaw, varane and licha out for large amounts of time

All are/were viral

Also had issues with injuries elsewhere

meaning could Ten Hag play his ideal 11?

No

poor guy

No wonder he has no hair

[violet ibex]

I'm glad ten hag started off bald

imagine if he didn't

[brittle raft]

Haha

[grim moon]

“The stress of being a manager of UTD” memes would’ve taken over

[split walrus]

It got worse after January and malacia situation, we played the entire season without an LB for no reason at all

[grim moon]

Medical staff was mostly to blame on that

Glad they’re gone

[violet ibex]

malacia speedrunning to take over phil jones' legacy

[split walrus]

Although, hojlund did get a confidence boost after jan

Scored in 7 consecutive matches

Could have gone more if he didn’t get injured

[split walrus]

Dont remind me man

[grim moon]

I think he only scored in 5 consecutive matches

6 goals

Iirc

[split walrus]

Phil jones 😭😭😭

Still fire

7 in 6

[grim moon]

Ah

We were both wrong lol

[split walrus]

One goal was very quick

[grim moon]

We didn’t choose the one in the middle

[split walrus]

I think in 1 minute of kickoff

[grim moon]

Against Luton was it?

He scored twice in the first like 12 mins

[split walrus]

Yes 😂😂😂😂

[grim moon]

8 mins actually, wow

[jolly glade]

Aaron Wan-Bissaka to West Ham, THERE WE LAND

[violet ibex]

christopher colombus when he became a football journalist

[jolly glade]

Here We Go vs There We Land is the new Messi vs Ronaldo

[raven cargo]

Matthijs de Ligt has called former Ajax teammate Frenkie de Jong to try and convince him of a summer switch to Manchester United. De Jong could be sold by Barcelona as they try to pool together money to trigger Nico Williams' release clause. (El Nacional - Spain)

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823314789424103846?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚒️ Official, confirmed. Aaron Wan-Bissaka joins West Ham from Man United on £15m fee.

Contract will be valid until June 2031 as his salary will be spread over 7 years.

↪️🔴 Next: Mazraoui (and Matthijs de Ligt) to Man United.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:04 AM

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1823319382153380249?t=IfCTsVJYeMEvifn97wNgsA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️🇧🇪 Antonio Nusa to RB Leipzig, here we go! Deal in place for €21m fixed fee plus add-ons to Brugge, package will be higher.

Five year contract and player already in Lepzig for medical tests as next step of the deal.

⛔️ Cherki negotiations, 100% off.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:23 AM

He would go for +70m after 2 years

[split walrus]

And psg d end up paying it to Leipzig

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823318706094502234?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚫️🔵🇹🇷 Hakan Calhanoglu: “I never thought about leaving Inter despite all the links around this summer”.

“I always wanted to continue here”, told Sky.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:20 AM

[balmy sleet]

Ferdi : i like mun

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823321602005540903?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Atletico Madrid were in talks with PSG over the potential signing of Gonçalo Ramos before recruiting Julian Alvarez! 👀🗣️

(Source: @lequipe)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:32 AM

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823289910297518491?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Aymeric Laporte's move to Real Madrid is still possible this summer if certain conditions are met:

• He must arrive on a free transfer.
• He must lower his salary, which is currently €24m-a-year at Al-Nassr

(Source: @DiarioAS)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 9:26 AM

[untold sandal]

nahhh

[untold sandal]

Agreed. We left amrabat way too exposed last season. I think with the better defensive setup we have now, amrabat can perform much better.

[untold sandal]

Yep, very flexible

[untold sandal]

HAHAAHAHA they deserve it fr

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-contract-gif-12557538628345171285

[split walrus]

No

[untold sandal]

No please no

[split walrus]

Where’s the money

[untold sandal]

Injury prone asf

And wages are way too high

[split walrus]

We dont have money for fdj

[untold sandal]

Ugarte >>>

[split walrus]

• in ratcliffe’s words - we ll find the next fdj

[untold sandal]

PSG will panic I think

Theres a lot of pressure on them

[split walrus]

Even if they do, they wont show it

[untold sandal]

For both signing sancho and ridding ugarte. Ugarte wants united and they know they wont be using ugarte much

[untold sandal]

Yeah

If we can do sancho + 30m like u said earlier

I'd be satisfied

@split walrus

best midfield in the world.

[jolly glade]

Rejection FC

[untold sandal]

Ik they never had a chance of bellingham, but lets just enjoy the moment 🤣

[untold sandal]

Yup

[split walrus]

Solid

Can win ucl

[untold sandal]

Meanwhile 'finished' united signs one of the most talented CBs in the world in de ligt, and real madrid top target in yoro

[jolly glade]

Liverpool enjoy thinking they have a chance at Real Madrid players. They tried to make it that they were close to getting Mbappe 🤣

[untold sandal]

(Not to mention serie a's breakout youngster in zirkzee, and mazraoui too)

[untold sandal]

Fr

🤣

[split walrus]

They pulled out of yoro cause they didnt wanna overspend for a non prem proven

[untold sandal]

It really is refreshing to see that uniteds business exceeds liverpool by a longshot

[split walrus]

Fsg is v good at excuses

[untold sandal]

Any other window, this wouldve been a fever dream

Also

https://x.com/watch_lfc/status/1823271711472525347?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Watch LFC (@Watch_LFC) on X

Liverpool do a swap of Díaz for Frenkie de Jong and then sign Anthony Gordon.

Who says no?

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 8:13 AM

Listen, please do that

Actually no

[jolly glade]

They were just too scared to ask while we did

[untold sandal]

Dont sign gordon

But yes please swap for fdj

Feel our injury troubles

[split walrus]

They knew yoro d have joined this squad

[jolly glade]

De Jong’s class but I’d rather save money and get Ugarte

[split walrus]

Yes

And i do think ineos wont do it

[untold sandal]

Tbh its really just commending bigtime for ineos. Every other pursuer kinda just quit once real madrid came knocking. But we decided to still go hyperspeed

And got it done despite everyone else calling quits

[jolly glade]

If it was another Glazer transfer window I could see De Jong happening

[split walrus]

That’s because ashworth n wilcox we’re pushing for him since last November apparently

[untold sandal]

Yep. €80m, done

[untold sandal]

Yup

[split walrus]

No bro, branthwaite at 100m 😭

[jolly glade]

😭

[split walrus]

I said it before n ill say it again

Everton think they got prime Maldini in their defence 🗣️🗣️

[jolly glade]

It’s the English player tax

[split walrus]

• united tax

[split walrus]

No one is pushing for him
Not called for euros

[jolly glade]

Not even international English player, it’s just the fact he’s English and in an English league gets the wallets open for some reason

I prefer a bargain abroad

Our English players can come from the academy

If he was called Luigi Branthwaitini he’d be cheaper

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/roberto-de-zerbi-de-zerbi-rdz-brighton-can't-watch-gif-866602703849060795

[untold sandal]

LUIGI BRANTHWAITINI 🤣 🤣 🤣

[balmy sleet]

@grim moon

🚨 ÖZEL - Ferdi Kadıoğlu, yönetimden Brighton'dan gelen teklifin kabul edilmesini talep etti.

👉 Fenerbahçe, Lille'i elerse oyuncunun ücretinde iyileştirme yapılacak. Sarı-Lacivertliler elenirse Brighton'ın 33 milyon euro + bonuslar içeren teklifi kabul edilecek.

Ferdi going to brighton

[violet ibex]

good move for both parties, he'll do well in Brighton

[untold sandal]

Agreed

Brighton actually played the most minutes of football last season with teenagers. They nurture youngsters very well too

(We were second)

[balmy sleet]

We will give them a pay of the next sale and it will definitely bring money.

Chelsea buys players from Brighton at a very high price.

or more team

today Fenerbahce will playing against Lille

ucl playoff

you can watch this match

20:00 turkish time

[violet ibex]

we're not in the CL (small club 😭) so I won't be watching any CL matches this season other than maybe the final or semis lol. but I wish you guys good luck

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1823327165468852383?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Man City has reached an AGREEMENT with Luis Diaz on a 5-year deal and is willing to pay €70M for him, reports @marcosbenito9.

❗It’s worth noting that this journalist was the first to report the collapse of the Chelsea-Samu Omorodion deal.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:54 AM

[split walrus]

😂

Lfc losing squad without buying players

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1823330601098674593?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

Understand there is no agreement in place between Manchester City and Luis Diaz despite reports.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:07 PM

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823332579019289064?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Manchester City sources deny any agreement with Luís Diaz after recent reports.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:15 PM

[vocal monolith]

Amrabat should be on this photo too.

[untold sandal]

Hahahaahah

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823336694470316466?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Matthijs De Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui spotted with Erik ten Hag in Manchester United training.

(📸 @AbouJad_Talks)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:31 PM

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823336493533778215?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Michael Olise is greeted by his new teammates on his first day in the building as a Bayern Munich player.

(🎥 @FCBayern )

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:31 PM

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1823325846834127320?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

📲 Aaron Wan-Bissaka on IG: “To everyone associated with #mufc, thank you. You’ve helped me fulfill so many dreams of mine & I leave the club with memories to last me a lifetime. I’m so grateful for the love, help and support I’ve had from players & staff during the last 5 years

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:48 AM

[untold sandal]

swalesy becoming a transfer guru too 🔥

i respect it

[split walrus]

We need to promote #1247191679363059712 more

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823335864421769651?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Manchester United are ready to make an important offer to sign Youssouf Fofana that will match Monaco's demands.

United are now leading AC Milan in the race.

(Source: @SkySport)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:28 PM

[split walrus]

This d be the best tbh

[untold sandal]

Am I the only one that thinks fofana isnt the best?

As a signing

Because I feel like he's too similar to mainoo

He doesnt fulfill much of a ball winning player that we need

[split walrus]

Great for the price bro

30m

[brittle raft]

tbh united just need someone

[split walrus]

That’s definitely there

[brittle raft]

If Scott goes

And Casemiro is like last season

[split walrus]

Ugarte/Berge are scouted

[untold sandal]

True, but is it someone that would really benefit us?

[brittle raft]

Another mainoo type wouldn’t be bad

[split walrus]

Berge is a great player

[brittle raft]

Worst case scenario

[untold sandal]

Berge is riskier, but on paper actually makes more sense for what we need

[brittle raft]

A CB plays cdm

Worst case scenario

[split walrus]

Short term no
Long term yes

[untold sandal]

Case re-miro

[brittle raft]

but we obviously don’t want that

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1823307978855903331?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🎙️| Amad Diallo: "We have new ideas in the training; it is intense. We enjoy everything with the new staff..."

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:37 AM

[untold sandal]

Brilliant.

[brittle raft]

Yes

https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1823294070459875606?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

Atletico Madrid deal with Gallagher still not totally off. But Atleti need an outgoing to complete it.

Gallagher has done all formalities but is waiting on Atleti to finalise.

Chelsea still expect Gallagher’s future to be resolved before the window shuts, whether to Atleti or

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 9:42 AM

[split walrus]

Hilarious

But its fine chelsea has 10 more replacements

[brittle raft]

Aye

[untold sandal]

Yknow a hilarious stat I recently find out

Pedro Neto career goals: 16
De Ligt career goals: 28

[split walrus]

Yes

And chelsea is hyping neto like they r winning the prem

[untold sandal]

Fr

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1823271191555067935?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat’s return to #mufc on loan has not been ruled out. [@lauriewhitwell]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 8:11 AM

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823290889298465095?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Manchester United have reportedly entered the race to recruit Raphinha! 🇧🇷

Saudi Arabian clubs are also still on the case. 🇸🇦

(Source: @sport)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 9:29 AM

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1823270730743648615?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| #mufc are open to offers on several other players, but as it stands, there have been few concrete inquiries for Jadon Sancho, Antony, or Casemiro. They will look to sell Victor Lindelöf. [@TheAthleticFC]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 8:09 AM

Bit of news for you all

And I have something funny for you

https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1823057288707309901?s=46

Anfield Sector (@AnfieldSector) on X

Liverpool income this summer:

• Solanke [9.2m]
• Carvalho [27.5m]

Total: £36.7m

Twitter · Aug 12, 2024, 6:01 PM

[split walrus]

Lemme tell u some nice sources
Whitwell
Plettenberg
Ornstein
Romano
Relevo
l'équipe 50/50
Ben Jacobs

Others r miss most of the times

[brittle raft]

okidoke

[thorny eagle]

Laurie Whitwell and The Athletic are usually good sources tbf

[split walrus]

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1823342590911295735?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Agent Jorge Mendes is in England to discuss Manuel Ugarte with #mufc. They need PSG's price to be reduced. [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 12:55 PM

Let’s go!

Hopefully mendes can get something done for us

He prefers us over psg

[sly chasm]

Casemiro kinda is better more attacking than defending, icl.

Not all time, but rn yeah kinda.

[untold sandal]

Awesome

[split walrus]

🚨 Ugarte is left out of PSG's training matches today

Wonder why

[untold sandal]

Oooooooo..

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1823345637846331541?s=46

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

⤵️✅ As always reported: Deal and negotiations for Manuel #Ugarte difficult but still on as Jorge Mendes wants to make the deal with Manchester United happen ✔️🇺🇾 #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 1:07 PM

[split walrus]

Yes

Mendes loves the new board

Apparently Mejbri has handed a transfer request. Not sure how true it is but if it gets done. Another outgoing soon then.

[stray jetty]

idk if it will be for much tho

[split walrus]

6-7m max

[violet ibex]

I'll take that

[split walrus]

He was so bad in the arsenal game

[untold sandal]

Thats the best outcome for both parties

United dont need him as he is poor for them and mejbri can probably develop much better somewhere less competitive

[shell bobcat]

Ugarte agent in Manchester today according to Fabrizio

[jolly glade]

He’s in London sorting out the whole Joao Felix Conor Gallagher thing but we’re there while he’s about to discuss Ugarte

[split walrus]

He definitely ll find a solution

Mendes is the same agent as yoro btw

Got confused yes

He ll get it around 50m i think

Still expensive

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823362433995432108?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Cole Palmer signs new deal at Chelsea with higher salary as reward after excellent first season.

New contract valid until June 2033 now, two more years for Chelsea star as club wanted to get it done before start of new season.

Paperwork signed, as @David_Ornstein reports.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 2:14 PM

Bro wtf

2033

Thats like 9 yrs

What are these contracts

[jolly glade]

Amortisation

Really extreme cases of it

The transfer embargo they’ll inevitably get is gonna hit hard

[gusty dagger]

Bruno replacement failed.

We'll target Wirtz now

[jolly glade]

Wirtz seems like a huge battle next year

Literally every big club wants him

I’m a pessimist and think he’ll end up at City

[violet ibex]

@split walrus 😂😂😂😂😂

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1823327165468852383?t=LYRF0qyjPEwJtFZ-U3PBdQ&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Man City has reached an AGREEMENT with Luis Diaz on a 5-year deal and is willing to pay €70M for him, reports @marcosbenito9.

❗It’s worth noting that this journalist was the first to report the collapse of the Chelsea-Samu Omorodion deal.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 11:54 AM

@safe geode

[jolly glade]

Romano quickly denies the reports after

[untold sandal]

Debunked

[shell bobcat]

Oh wow

I was genuinely shocked reading it lol

[safe geode]

lie

But

I wouldn't want him to go

[untold sandal]

https://youtu.be/ZgVcS-EXIhY?si=Nv1Xx0kUwfW405aJ

[high zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-fake-news-gif-11382583

[vocal monolith]

https://football-italia.net/man-utd-lead-milan-in-fofana-race-offer-ready/

[jolly glade]

Because he’s an actual competent starting centre back that isn’t Lisandro Martinez

[thorny eagle]

Did they not change the rules on this so the amortisation is limited to a max of 5 years regardless of contract length?

[thorny eagle]

City in the EFL next year anyway

[untold sandal]

@stone vine what happened bro 🤣

whyd message get deleted

[stone vine]

Coz it was meant to be a @ and it didn’t do it so I need to find the message I was replying to lol

[untold sandal]

O

[stone vine]

Problem is with that. Is that by next two windows we have new issues. We won’t fix anything in Jan. We constantly don’t fix issues. I understand all the logic and all the hope and promise and all the rhetoric around “open heart surgery” but truth is Man Utd need 4th and eth inherited a squad that should have got 4th. I understand some issues needed emergency fixes but United need to make sure we end the endless loop. We have had good windows before. Players for whatever reason haven’t worked out. Anthony was a ETH guy. He hasn’t worked out that’s transfers. We need wins and 4th. If we don’t get 4th and we don’t score goals none of us will think it was good football. It certainly hasn’t been the last two years. I think on the main we all agree. Most of this is just unfortunate and it’s probably gonna be another ugly season

[split walrus]

Deserved

[sly chasm]

Wait, Ugarte wasn't in PSG's training session today?

[split walrus]

I hope whatever u said becomes reality

[untold sandal]

nuh

dont think so

[split walrus]

He wasnt

[split walrus]

What “endless loop” are u referring here? The manager sack?

My worst nightmare is eth getting sacked and us failing to sell his signings. Basically repetition of what was happening

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Sport_Witness/status/1823378867484053996?t=LnHTpHWbtUyTUkhSUsXMeQ&s=19

Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) on X

🇺🇾⏩ Manuel Ugarte | From Uruguay: Midfielder ‘closer’ to signing for Manchester United – Two agents on the case, progress has been made

https://t.co/0HtjmZY0aL #mufc

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 3:19 PM

[split walrus]

This source posted another as well

Lemme share

PSG have lowered their demands, and the player himself is pushing for the move. [@el_pais via @Sport_Witness]

[balmy sleet]

Ferdi leaving

Fener

Brighton

[split walrus]

Well

I told u to take the deal

U wasted alot of time

So i pushed brighton to seal it off

😂

[stone vine]

No. Although that doesn’t help. The endless “we will fix it in two windows.” By two windows 4 extra players leave or get old and we need another 2 windows. I know I know it’s different this time. Tbh by the time the window closes it might be.

[split walrus]

I totally understand the question marks u have and rightly so

We have had a lot of “perfect” transfers fail at this point

Which we can’t afford. They end up becoming deadwood

[stone vine]

agree the next manager has to agree to work with the squad he has not need 20 signings 😂

[split walrus]

But I’d like to give ineos the benefit of doubt

[balmy sleet]

35m

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823391161983123840?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Southamton have had a loan offer for Mandela Keita REJECTED by Royal Antwerp.

The deal included a €12M obligation to buy. Talks are ongoing between the clubs.

(Source: @sachatavolieri)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:08 PM

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823386582440722481?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Matthijs de Ligt will reportedly wear the No.4 shirt and Noussair Mazraoui will wear the No.3 shirt at Manchester United.

(Source: @TenHagBall_)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 3:50 PM

[untold sandal]

YES

perfect

Also

Saw a video on some lfc fan crying about not getting zubi

A comment said they should go for ugarte now as plan B

If this happens I am retiring

[split walrus]

Thats what they do

They felt entitled under klopp

Thankfully fsg ll show them their place

💯💯

[untold sandal]

If they hijack ugarte I'm actually gonna incinerate myself

[split walrus]

Lol, they cant

[untold sandal]

They wont anyways

FSG are clearly shite

[jolly glade]

The only reason they’d go for Ugarte is petty hate.

[untold sandal]

Klopp was probably the main man

At the transfer circus

Without klopp, who is it now?

[jolly glade]

They’re going into their banter years now

[violet ibex]

lovely

[split walrus]

Love to see it

I was talking to some lfc guys in the prem serv

[violet ibex]

finally, the liverpool I used to know

[untold sandal]

They bullied us for year

[split walrus]

Apparently they r very “happy”

[untold sandal]

But hey, karmas a beach

And guess whos suffering now 🤣

[split walrus]

Cause fsg has structure in place and are leaving in 2 yrs

Telling themselves lies to feel better

Fsg in!

[jolly glade]

Who’s buying them anyway?

[violet ibex]

glazers

[split walrus]

No idea

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[untold sandal]

IF THIS HAPPENS

dude

[split walrus]

Hey! Ratcliffe said they r good owners

[untold sandal]

like every united fan would be over the moon

[violet ibex]

glazers selling the rest of 75% to ineos and then proceeded to buy liverpool

[split walrus]

Bro stop 😂😂😂😂

[untold sandal]

They will buy branthwaite for 90m instead of us

[jolly glade]

I’m very happy with Ratcliffe so far. I fear if we got Qatar we’d just be English PSG. We’d get a giant stadium but a giant overspending mess players wise

[untold sandal]

Makes our lives easier

[violet ibex]

glazers' first move after buying liverpool: signing messi for 80m

in 2027

[split walrus]

Bro, more than psg. What did Newcastle get

They couldn’t even retain their sporting director

[split walrus]

I do think they love ronaldo more and both the parties have some history between them

So ronaldo to liverpool before next euros

[jolly glade]

Newcastle physically can’t spend as PIF decided to buy Newcastle post financial rules

If they buy they don’t have the money to sell to balance out

[untold sandal]

Would you rather have Akanji and Stones or De Ligt and Licha

[split walrus]

Did u watch the video btw

[untold sandal]

Honestly take ur pick but I've got mine 🤷‍♂️

[split walrus]

Prem league head talked about 115

[untold sandal]

Fairer comparison

[split walrus]

https://x.com/skysportsnews/status/1823376592879415340?s=46

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) on X

🗣️ "There is no happy alternative to enforcing the rules"

Premier League CEO Richard Masters speaks at the league's launch event about the hearing into Manchester City's 115 alleged breaches of its financial code ⬇️

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 3:10 PM

[violet ibex]

there is only one right answer to this question

[untold sandal]

Would you rather have Saliba and Gabriel or De Ligt and Licha

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1823394291450077419?t=egmjqTe_xDGXFlcSoqWPEQ&s=19

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 NEW!

Uruguayan publications Ovacion and El Pais saying major progress has been made in the Ugarte deal in the last hours, and that the deal could be CLOSED in the next few hours.

👀🔴

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:20 PM

[jolly glade]

They’re in for a doozy in early 25

[untold sandal]

Oh please

If this happens?

10/10

Absolutely the best window united have seen in over a decade

[shell bobcat]

I see it happening

Inshallah

[violet ibex]

crazy good window

[untold sandal]

It seems like mendes will try get deal down to like 50m or sm?

[jolly glade]

Next few HOURS

[violet ibex]

guess who's not sleeping

[shell bobcat]

You

[untold sandal]

Its genuinely feasible. Every source said jorge mendes was very happy and willing to get the deal done as soon as possible

If theyve negotiated a more reasonable price, here we go could be very soon

And it would legit make me go insane

[shell bobcat]

Ugarte is the PERFECT replacement for casemiro

[jolly glade]

Maybe an add ons mess that got us the other deals but it’s they’re deals that get us players so idc really

Ugarte’s really good, plenty of years ahead of him too

[split walrus]

Calma

[untold sandal]

Yep. He's literally been described as a younger casemiro with the agility and pace that the old casemiro simply doesnt have

[violet ibex]

so now we just gotta sell mct to the highest bidder

[split walrus]

Lets not celebrate too soon

[untold sandal]

Ugartes composure impresses me too man

[violet ibex]

I'm glad we have several clubs interested in mct

[untold sandal]

Hes just relaxed on the ball

[untold sandal]

Who else wants him?

Other than fulham

[split walrus]

“Red Cartel”

[shell bobcat]

And the best thing he can pass as well

[violet ibex]

@inner flume can you link the tweet please

[untold sandal]

Yep. He is a ball winning madman and immediately picks out the perfect pass

[split walrus]

Which one brother

[sly chasm]

Apart from Ugarte, are we interested in buying anyone else?

[shell bobcat]

They're still on this red cartel and blue cartel bs

[untold sandal]

Cant see, discord wont load it

Nvm its loaded

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mcfc_saul/status/1823378898182148540?s=46

Saul (@MCFC_Saul) on X

@SkySportsNews This guy was appointed by the Red Cartel by the way. With the sole purpose of bringing Man City down with false allegations. Truth will prevail and we will be champions for decades to come

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 3:19 PM

First comment

[untold sandal]

HAHAHHAHA

hilarious

[untold sandal]

shade mind linking

teams who wants mct, i aint up to scratch

[split walrus]

Linked it bro

[shell bobcat]

Bro imagine city gets relegated

https://tenor.com/view/balenciagaval-cristiano-ronaldo-crying-cheer-gif-23816746

[split walrus]

I ll love it, and i think i deserve

[split walrus]

• Bade Bhaiya

[shell bobcat]

He's creating his own club

[split walrus]

Gotta love chelsea

[shell bobcat]

Todd boehly fc

[split walrus]

Did u see

Cole palmer

Extended till 2033

😭😭

[shell bobcat]

Yeah

I feel bad for him

[untold sandal]

If ugarte gets done in the next few hours, window is complete

[split walrus]

Oi stop

[untold sandal]

Would be even better if we can get that 7m for amrabat

[split walrus]

Its not gonna happen that quick

[gusty dagger]

We still need a LB

[untold sandal]

Hey, thats what the tweet said

[split walrus]

His agent is in london

[untold sandal]

I'm just believing

I'm not saying its gonna happen

[shell bobcat]

We need to sell some players still

[split walrus]

Dont, u might hurt yourself

[untold sandal]

But hey we believe 🙏

[split walrus]

😂

[untold sandal]

This season is different

[split walrus]

Thats true

[untold sandal]

Gone are the days of antony for 100m

[barren tree]

Ugarte is too expensive

[gusty dagger]

Tonight we might get Ugarte Here we go & delight and maza official announcement

[untold sandal]

Now we get de ligt for 45

[shell bobcat]

If it happens it's gonna happen tomorrow evening probably

[barren tree]

Fofana would be the best deal for us

[split walrus]

Man i love ur pfp

[barren tree]

♥️

[untold sandal]

Contracts are signed so it must be ready to be posted

[split walrus]

Double signing pic

[shell bobcat]

Ugarte is better than him

[split walrus]

Would love to see that

[untold sandal]

Cuz they were seen training in carrington

[gusty dagger]

The announcement video is ready too

[barren tree]

Ugarte isn’t ball playing tho

[split walrus]

Issue w fofana is still the same, he is more like a mainoo replacement than casemiro

We need case’s

[untold sandal]

He has pinpoint passes

[barren tree]

No doubt he can win balls very well but Fofana can play the ball

[split walrus]

We got a certain someone for that

[gusty dagger]

Zubi or Ugarte would be perfect

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/kobbie-mainoo-kobbie-mainoo-manchester-united-united-gif-15158208297284928272

[barren tree]

True

[untold sandal]

Also, who can we forget

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-bruno-fernandes-portugal-mágico-magia-gif-27165707

[barren tree]

Let’s be real… he doesn’t

[untold sandal]

but.. He does

[barren tree]

Ugarte?

[split walrus]

Zubi wont come cause he is very “loyal” to sociedad. Although i dont mind us trying for him

[untold sandal]

if you watch ugarte play you can see how he wins the ball back and can immediately pinpoint the correct pass to make

hes always composed with his distribution

[split walrus]

Ugarte’s strengths lie in getting the ball as quick as possible

[untold sandal]

^

[barren tree]

I have watched him play for years and his ball winning is amazing

[untold sandal]

hes a destroyer. not a holding player, but we dont need a holding player, we need a player that can dictate as much space as possible and win the ball back

[gusty dagger]

Why ppl think Palmer can succeed Bruno. We need someone with Bruno's creativity not someone with Bruno's penalty skills

[barren tree]

But he doesn’t always play pinpoint passing which is one of the main issues with case rn

[untold sandal]

Yall I want your opinion

[shell bobcat]

He has the eye for long passes which is the perfect style of play for ten hag ball

[split walrus]

Bruno is ahead of the league. The ones who dont rate him only do it cause he plays for us

If bruno played for city, they d call him the best midfielder in the world

[violet ibex]

sorry was away a bit, teams that are interested in mct other than fulham and fener

[shell bobcat]

Mainoo will do the most of the ball playing work while ugarte will win the ball

[untold sandal]

Ugarte is the dictator, Mainoo is the holder (and sometimes the late runner), and bruno is the creator

That works perfectly in my eyes

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-fernandes-fernandes-gif-18918594

[shell bobcat]

Perfect trio

[untold sandal]

Idk how he does it tho. He never puts much power, he just always places it in the correct side

Its been a hot min since I saw a gk dive the correct way against bruno

[gusty dagger]

.
Garnacho Hojlund Amad

 Ugarte Bruno Mainoo 

Shaw Martinez De Ligt Dalot
Onana

The only thing that can stop this team from winning the league is Injuries & Rashford starting over Garnacho

[split walrus]

So beautiful

[shell bobcat]

He always puts it into the side netting which is the most hardest to save for a gk

[untold sandal]

This team can win the lea- the whole XI gets an ACL injury

[barren tree]

He has casemiro type passes which isn’t what we want rn

[untold sandal]

Nah, he is much better at ball playing than casemiro

[split walrus]

Its Empoli n Galatasaray along w fener n fulham

[shell bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-beautiful-crying-happy-gif-25760550

[untold sandal]

Also liverpool r tryna sign dashvili??

Why tf are they trying to sign a gk

[gusty dagger]

We'll surely concede less goals this season

[jolly glade]

Long term Allison solution

[shell bobcat]

Casemiro passes were good when he played for rma, now he just gives the ball back to the opponents

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1823396533917901238?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Alejandro Garnacho is expected to start for Manchester United against Fulham on Friday night. #MUFC [@MailSport]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:29 PM

[untold sandal]

Maybe but ehhhhh?

Kelleher is literally

So good

[split walrus]

Please start in place of rashy 🥲

[gusty dagger]

🤩

[shell bobcat]

When is hojlund coming back?

[untold sandal]

Kelleher has no reason to be a second choice gk, he could easily be first choice at another club

[split walrus]

Next month mid

[jolly glade]

Whoever gets Diogo Costa is set

[gusty dagger]

Badly will start Rashford at CF

[untold sandal]

Why has nobody signed him yet?

[jolly glade]

It’s weird

[shell bobcat]

So zirkzee debut on Friday

[jolly glade]

Not even a murmur for him

[split walrus]

@night plinth we couldn’t sell him 😂

[jolly glade]

Release clause and everything, he must be asking for a lot in wages

[split walrus]

Maybe, after half time

[night plinth]

Sell Garna and Mainoo

[gusty dagger]

After 70mins

[split walrus]

He was an option last year as well when we were getting onana

No one went for him

[split walrus]

U forgot bruno

[jolly glade]

I would’ve taken him purely out of my bias towards him in Football Manager

I think he’s the real deal after the Euros

[night plinth]

Why should we sell the best player we have??? Be realistic

[shell bobcat]

City might get him

[jolly glade]

He will probably end up at city yeah

[untold sandal]

https://youtu.be/93NFx3H7sNU?si=kM0iUCPKZz8euy3i

Great video by uptv as always

[split walrus]

Id like to keep my hopes as realistic as possible

[shell bobcat]

I wanted us to sign Costa instead of Onana

[untold sandal]

Onana can be just as good potentially as costa

[night plinth]

I want Dibu because of vibes

[untold sandal]

I mean you saw that UCL final performance?

[split walrus]

They alr have ortega man 🥲

[untold sandal]

Absolutely insane

[shell bobcat]

Yeah he's fantastic as well

[untold sandal]

Accurate hahaha

[split walrus]

Our penalties are saved then 🫶🏽

[night plinth]

He is, but I’m just a vibe merchant honestly

[shell bobcat]

Nah bro he has got too much overconfident recently

[night plinth]

Onana isn’t even that bad tbf at pens

[shell bobcat]

Overconfidence kills a gk

[untold sandal]

Huh?

Wdym

[night plinth]

I’d argue the opposite

[shell bobcat]

Haven't you seen him during pens

[jolly glade]

Emi Martinez is the master of confidence

[shell bobcat]

He's diving way too early

[night plinth]

He still saved one. Even saving one is amazing

[untold sandal]

O

[night plinth]

Really a bad example of his ability on pens. He is generally really good

[shell bobcat]

He dives even before the player kicks the ball

[untold sandal]

this

[shell bobcat]

Bro plays on 1ms ping

[untold sandal]

Dude in the last 2 pen shootouts he saved a pen

[split walrus]

I like his game overall, he has a great mentality

Solid guy

[untold sandal]

Thats very impressive

[night plinth]

Anyways I don’t wanna discuss players abilities. Sell Garna

[split walrus]

And mainoo

[untold sandal]

Agreed. And start antony

[shell bobcat]

Antony for manager

[night plinth]

Don’t be crazy. That’s amads position

[split walrus]

What d mainoo’s market value be if someone comes w an offer

50m?

[night plinth]

1.50

[split walrus]

Xtz?

[untold sandal]

Nahhh I think the fidget spinner will do better

[night plinth]

JESUS AHHAHAAHH

[shell bobcat]

80-100M

[untold sandal]

I'd argue 70m lmao

His ceiling is huge

Dude was englands star

[shell bobcat]

Mainoo has crazy potential

[untold sandal]

Consistently one of their best players

[night plinth]

I would pay a club to take Mainoo from us

[shell bobcat]

I reckon we keep him for another 3-4 years then we can see

[untold sandal]

And garna

[untold sandal]

No we are NEVER selling mainoo

[split walrus]

No, more

[untold sandal]

If we sell mainoo I'm retiring

[split walrus]

By then we are getting back to winning ways

[night plinth]

Smh I liked it better when you thought I was serious about selling Garna

[split walrus]

Id be married n city d be in national league

[night plinth]

This is not fun

No fishing

[shell bobcat]

Fans said this about cristiano then we sold him to real madrid

[untold sandal]

Hey, I saw in devils chat you saying 'people think I'm serious when I say to sell Garna'

[night plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-okay-eric-cartman-kyle-broflovski-south-park-s11e8-gif-21152885

[untold sandal]

I learnt the ways

🙏

[night plinth]

I forgot key holders can read that

[split walrus]

Should have replied there only no

[untold sandal]

Difference is mainoo is homegrown

He is our talent

He has been with united since the beginning, and is the future star of our midfield

[split walrus]

• he has been united since childhood

[untold sandal]

^

[split walrus]

Carrington masterclass

[shell bobcat]

Our Iniesta

[night plinth]

That’s… what homegrown means

[untold sandal]

yep

[night plinth]

😂😂

[untold sandal]

lol

[shell bobcat]

La Carrington

[split walrus]

No no, garna is homegrown but he wasnt united fan as a kid

[shell bobcat]

We got garna from athletico madrid academy I think

He's born in Madrid

[split walrus]

Mainoo has been wearing the utd shirt since 5-6 yrs of age

[split walrus]

Yes

What a signing

Although i do believe

He d leave us if madrid bids for him

Sadly

[jolly glade]

In an ideal world I’d get Ugarte and Fofana to really bolster the position

[shell bobcat]

Yeah he's more of a real madrid fan

[untold sandal]

Imo, ugarte + amrabat

[shell bobcat]

But real madrid don't need him rn

[split walrus]

Takla Amrabat only as last resort bro

[untold sandal]

Nah

Amrabat was unlucky. He kept being exposed by his teammates

If you give him his support he can cook

[jolly glade]

He likely won’t want to go to Madrid until he’s worthy of being in their starting lineup

[split walrus]

7-8m, id take him

[shell bobcat]

How much for foffana?

[split walrus]

30 around

[untold sandal]

Exactly. Can be quality and he'd cheap too

[shell bobcat]

Hmm

[jolly glade]

I’d take Amrabat along with a signing to bolster the bench

But Amrabat alone wouldn’t work

[shell bobcat]

Amrabat is a great sub for big matches

[jolly glade]

He really became a workhorse during the last part of the season

[split walrus]

Loved his fa cup game

Made great runs

Imma miss our scoop tackle merchant

😔

[barren tree]

My point y is ugarte needs to improve a lot on passing

[barren tree]

You can’t be srs

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1823396730118779091?t=734_sW0c9-uP58i7zU_oBA&s=19

Shameless club chelsea

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Conor Gallagher, on his way back to London, on private flight now!

Chelsea wanted him to return as Atlético deal still in stand-by. 🛫

All done between Conor/Atléti, medical and documents included… but no final signatures from Atléti.

↪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Story remains open.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:30 PM

[jolly glade]

This is gonna be in a HITC Sevens video someday

[split walrus]

Why not

Rashford can do better if we somehow decrease the pressure on him

He is making great runs, right places at right times but failing to convert

So if we can get him a lead first, he can play more comfortably

[barren tree]

Not starting him will increase the pressure

[split walrus]

Can definitely alternate between games

[split walrus]

Wtf

😂😂😂

https://x.com/samc_reports/status/1823400353033023658?s=46

Sam C (@SamC_reports) on X

Manchester United expect Toby Collyer to grow into someone who fits the no6 role quicker than any player on the market currently.

United will try and sign a midfielder but it will not be a midfielder who fits the profile that United expect Collyer to morph into and hinder his

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:44 PM

Can collyer really do it is the question?

[jolly glade]

Ten Hag is a manager who can give him the best chance at it

[split walrus]

https://x.com/stretfordpaddck/status/1823401629925986553?s=46

Stretford Paddock (@StretfordPaddck) on X

🚨 🔴 Former Manchester United youth player and Charlton Athletic head coach Michael Appleton is returning to the club to assume the role of loans manager. Dan Ashworth has a close relationship with Appleton from the pair’s time together at West Brom. #MUFC [@MailSport]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 4:50 PM

Another head coach changing his position for us

Fofana and Ugarte are separate deals

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1823419991498113204?t=xwFvvA0dBcRBjWiKbPwUMQ&s=19

Just sell him to hospital fc

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨 BREAKING!

Luke Shaw will MISS the opening games of the Premier League season due to a calf injury sustained at the start of pre-season training.

He is working hard on his rehabilitation with a view to being available after the first international break. [MU]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 6:02 PM

[untold sandal]

SHAW'S INJURED? IMPOSSIBLE

[split walrus]

Sad

[vast jolt]

What a surprise, Kadioglu now

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823425899066179741?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

Matthijs de Ligt. 🔴✍🏻

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 6:26 PM

De ligt is officially a united player

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823427787346125031?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵✍🏻 Official: Cole Palmer signs new deal at Chelsea valid until June 2033.

Nine more years at the club and salary rise for Palmer after excellent season.

Decision made by the club already in June and deal signed today.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 6:33 PM

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823434479798456724?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Noussair Mazraoui’s no.3 shirt for Manchester United.

(📸 @AbouJad_Talks)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:00 PM

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823432854979662152?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🇳🇬 Chelsea have never left the race for Victor Osimhen, despite reports this month.

Interest has always been and remains there, but Osimhen’s still only open to leaving only on permanent transfer and not reducing his salary.

No changes so far. ⤵️✅

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 6:54 PM

[split walrus]

Hahahahahah

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Too expensive for them

100m

They can buy 10 more wonderkids in that

[vast jolt]

If only they didn't sign those youngsters😂

Completely unnecessary

they did it to themselves

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-nw-1yMaUY/?igsh=MTluOWRhamlpNXduNQ==

manchesterunited

Welkom to United, Matthijs! 🇳🇱🔴

#MUFC #ManUtd #DeLigt

Likes

4014

Instagram

We cook! 🧑🏽‍🍳

[violet ibex]

[dense rapids]

Here we go! Luke Shaw will miss the start of the season due to calf injury!

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-ny8-UMcbM/?igsh=MWZiazVsM3BhbDd6dw==

manchesterunited

Noussair is a Red! 🔴🇲🇦

#MUFC #ManUtd #Mazraoui

Likes

4855

Instagram

Mazra looking sharp

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823442250464157709?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴🇲🇦 Mazraoui: “Erik ten Hag played an important part in my development as a player”.

“It’s exciting to be reuniting with him as I enter the prime years of my career. I know what he expects from his players, and I will give everything to help the group be successful”.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:31 PM

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823441720647827868?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🗣️ Dan Ashworth: “Noussair is a dynamic, attacking full-back who can play on both the right and left side of defence. His experience and versatility will make him an excellent addition to our squad.

“Having already won a number of trophies in his career, we know that Noussair’s

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:29 PM

[untold sandal]

@split walrus are mendes and united still discussing ugarte?

[split walrus]

Yes

[untold sandal]

Have we managed to get any developments?

[untold sandal]

Alr

[split walrus]

Not yet, maybe in next 2 days

[brittle raft]

Mendes is in England rn

Discussing it

[untold sandal]

Alr

[brittle raft]

Ugarte seems keen

[ocean sun]

We still employ this brother. We are waiting for the ugarte deal i guess

[split walrus]

He is in london rn

[brittle raft]

It’s PSG that’s holding it back a bit

As they won’t budge

[split walrus]

Mendes is fixing chelsea’s case first

With joao felix

Then he ll fix ours

[untold sandal]

I think mendes will be huge when he is able to be face to face with us

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823440835092078937?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Juventus have reached an agreement with Francisco Conceição.

The Italian club must now enter talks with Porto over a fee.

(Source: @DiMarzio)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:25 PM

[untold sandal]

All sources said mendes was super positive on getting done as soon as possible

[brittle raft]

Yep

[ocean sun]

Psg are not lowering their asking price

[split walrus]

Who cares about juve man! Show me more of mazra n de ligt 😂

[untold sandal]

So mendes could easily have psg pressured

[split walrus]

Mendes ll help negotiating

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1823439334835675456?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

🗣️ Dan Ashworth: “Matthijs is an outstanding defender and proven winner who will add quality, experience and leadership to our existing group of senior players.

“He has already enjoyed considerable success in his career, and we are convinced that his best years are still ahead;

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:19 PM

[split walrus]

More like it

[untold sandal]

We will understand if psg will negotiate when mendes is in manchester

Because mendes wants the deal done. He really likes uniteds ideas

[untold sandal]

🔥

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823439275494420650?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🎙️ Matthijs de Ligt: "Erik ten Hag shaped the early stages of my career, so he knows how to get the best out of me, and I cannot wait to work with him again."

I know what it takes to succeed at the highest level."

(Source: @ManUtd)

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:19 PM

[untold sandal]

Yknow a fun fact I just learned

De Ligt

Since 2018

[ocean sun]

Who we playing left back against Fulham?

[untold sandal]

Has been under a different manager at the start of every season

Thats hilarious

[untold sandal]

Dalot probably

[split walrus]

Mazra

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1823438764657500402?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴🤝🏻 Matthijs de Ligt: “As soon as I heard that Man United wanted me, I felt an excitement about the opportunity for a new challenge at such a historic club”.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:17 PM

[untold sandal]

Or mazra

[split walrus]

Dalot ll play right

[ocean sun]

Why not amass 😓

[split walrus]

Amass might come as a sub

[untold sandal]

^

Amass will get starts later in the season

But not rn

[ocean sun]

Collyer breakthrough season

[untold sandal]

Yup

Surely this season will be for collyer and amass

Thats for sure

[ocean sun]

But ten hag prefers to play him alongside casemiro

[ocean sun]

Sexy kit

[split walrus]

And player

😂

[ocean sun]

I need onana to get just better this season

[split walrus]

Arrivals:
🇳🇱 Joshua Zirkzee
🇫🇷 Leny Yoro
🇳🇱 Matthijs de Ligt
🇲🇦 Noussair Mazraoui

Sales:
🇪🇸 Alvaro Fernandez
🇳🇱 Donny van de Beek
🇫🇷 Willy Kambwala
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Mason Greenwood
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aaron Wan-Bissaka

Free transfers:
🇫🇷 Raphaël Varane
🇫🇷 Anthony Martial
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Shola Shoretire
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brandon Williams
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Omari Forson

So far

Not bad tbh

[brittle raft]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1823443110799757472?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🇫🇷 Leny Yoro: £52m
🇳🇱 Joshua Zirkzee: £35m:
🇳🇱 Matthijs De Ligt: £42M
🇲🇦 Noussair Mazraoui: £17m

Rate Manchester United's summer transfer window out of 10? 🤔

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 7:34 PM

[ocean sun]

7

Will be 8 if we get a number 06

[split walrus]

We ll

Trust

[vast jolt]

Erik Ten Hag influence is crazy

[split walrus]

Especially with the academy players

[grim moon]

Can confirm, I’m done with Shaw

Sick and tired of him being injured all the damn time. Sell him.

[split walrus]

New season same shaw

Injury merchant

[grim moon]

It’s frustrating asf. Get him out

[split walrus]

True

Every year we end up saying hes the best when he’s available

Which he never is

[jolly glade]

The Ajax reunion tour better pay off in the end 😭

[tribal knot]

Just seen the Sky's link to Calvert-Lewin for us outta nowhere.

What on earth sort of clunky front-line are we trying to put together here? 😂

[untold sandal]

Its only been a rumour that we've discussed

Everton would still need to lower price, and its not concrete

He isnt a priority at all dw

Our main priority still remains Ugarte and selling players like lindelof and mct

[split walrus]

We just rejected a loan offer for Mctominay from Napoli

[DiMarzio]

[grim moon]

Good

Permanent or nothing

Need the money now for Ugarte

[untold sandal]

Good, correct decision

https://x.com/utdscope/status/1823492395465421142?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

Morgan (@utdscope) on X

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍:

Manchester United could present a loan with an obligation offer to buy Ivan Toney late in the window.

[@Independent]

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 10:50 PM

This is interesting. I dont think it should be a priority, but if we can get Ugarte done and we have some money left to splash I'm not against this idea tbh

[grim moon]

talked about this yesterday but we could potentially get Toney on an incredible discount

He has 1 year left and publicly wants to leave

And there’s been like, barely any reported interest

So either Brentford takes an Ivan Toney who won’t be that motivated to play for them into the season then lose him for free

Or take whatever they get

[split walrus]

Best d be to get him on loan w buy obligation

We can spend that money now on the midfield

[grim moon]

He always have been a buy after we get a midfielder

[gusty dagger]

https://x.com/MunichFanpage/status/1823433445885780306?t=Q6eOVphn3lWmOiuSdxP9LQ&s=19

We got a 💎

Bayern & Football (@MunichFanpage) on X

De Ligt clearly didn’t want to leave, but we forced him out. This is unforgivable from the board. We sold our best CB and downgraded the defense.

Twitter · Aug 13, 2024, 6:56 PM

[split walrus]

Love em crying

😂

[frail pebble]

All that time later and not 1 hair follicle on ten hag's head

Sign of an elite manager is keeping the dome bald

[vocal monolith]

He already earns €21.1€ per year i think. I hope the deal is done. He will ask for compensation fees same as AWB and Maguire last year

Would be good if he get sold. We have Wingers

This season would be difficult without new LB & CDM .
Luke Show missing till international breakout . Im not surprised if i see him playing some games for England and getting injured again

Ugarte deal looks closer , i still have my doubts in him. But we have to see if team would go in other tactics & etc. With new staff we recruited and Wilcox .

I read good things bout that fenerbace guy. I hope we get him

[split walrus]

I hope santi is right w this one

We d save a lot of money if we get him sold

[split walrus]

Ferdi?

He’s closer to brighton

[vocal monolith]

Thar LB.

[split walrus]

Yes

Ferdi Kadioglu

He’s moving to brighton

[vocal monolith]

Of club wants him he will join us over Brighton

[split walrus]

That’s sure

But we aren’t actively pushing for him rn

[vocal monolith]

Yeah , was same for Yoro for Real , Liverpool . Zirkzee to Ac Milan

[split walrus]

And brighton might get it done 😬

Who’s the new brighton manager?

[vocal monolith]

Then , club don't see it as priority

[split walrus]

Part reason of that is Mazraoui obviously