Transfer Talk

[split walrus]

Also id like kaan watching his fav player playing for us

[violet ibex]

meanwhile I'm watching my fav DM that I wanted here playing for pool instead

😔

they are different type of players and I understand why we prefer ugarte over other DMs, but I personally rate zubimendi higher

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1821972820953612513?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 West Ham remain in active talks for Aaron Wan-Bissaka. [@FabrizioRomano] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 9, 2024, 6:12 PM

Get it done!

[violet ibex]

here we go asap please

but for real tho, west ham are cooking

[split walrus]

Im pretty sure it ll be done

Later if not sooner

[jolly glade]

This sale can break some deadlock and allow us to buy again

[split walrus]

Yes

I expect very instant purchase

Cause everybody is ready for the move

Its just the money from the outgoings

[jolly glade]

Yeah, all the personal stuff is sorted which is usually the biggest hurdle to any transfer

[violet ibex]

now I need a Here We Go for McTominay to chelsea for 30m

[split walrus]

Thankfully, we didnt have issues w any of the guys w personal terms

[jolly glade]

McTominay to Real Madrid 🤣

[split walrus]

They all want to play europa league 😂

[violet ibex]

nahh, antony to real madrid

80m

[jolly glade]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-manchester-united-manchester-united-anthony-substitute-gif-7002316418669468610

[violet ibex]

vini - mbappe - antony

[split walrus]

Bellingham is the Ronaldo of Mctominays with Madrid PR

[violet ibex]

best front 3 in the world

[jolly glade]

I can’t deny Bellingham isn’t a bad player but Vini Jr was just the star of the show for Madrid last season. Absolutely crucial for them

[violet ibex]

I have no idea why I got recommended of "daily post nigeria" but well

[raw idol]

Thats not his fault he saw maguire do it and it ended up crumbling his move cant blame him

[night plinth]

Are you trying to summon the avengers @violet ibex ?

[raw idol]

The glazers are to blame

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1821937929561723305?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 BREAKING:

Manchester United met with Ferdi Kadıoğlu’s representative and asked about the contract terms he would demand from them in case of an agreement with Fenerbahçe. #MUFC [@yagosabuncuoglu]

Twitter · Aug 9, 2024, 3:53 PM

[violet ibex]

yes

[night plinth]

Love that

[split walrus]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1822005433462354305?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚒️ West Ham hope to complete Aaron Wan-Bissaka deal in the next days as they are now busy to sign all documents for Todibo.

👀🇲🇦 Mazraoui, waiting for Man United as soon as AWB leaves.

Twitter · Aug 9, 2024, 8:22 PM

[vocal monolith]

I miss old Fabrizo Here Wee goo tweets.
Now he is trying just to get some subscribers amd posting same stuff again multiple times.

[mellow star]

True

he try to force the hype

[split walrus]

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1822010507697483906?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Mario Hermoso, who is a free agent, has been considered by #mufc in recent hours. He could be a low-cost opportunity. [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 9, 2024, 8:42 PM

Free agent from atletico

A good CB

But he’s 29

From Madrid Academy btw

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1822012298007064929?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 #mufc will be busy over the coming days, with three or four players expected to join before the deadline. A new centre back, right back and midfielder is prioritised. Either a left back or Mario Hermoso can't be ruled out either. [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

Twitter · Aug 9, 2024, 8:49 PM

Apparently we have a backup RB option as well if Mazra doesn’t happen

[untold sandal]

Hermoso is interesting

[split walrus]

Id take him as a free agent

[jolly glade]

He’s the one free agent I’d take right now

Seems like a solid bit of depth to the squad

[untold sandal]

Agreed

I think AWB could literally be either a matter of hours or in 2 weeks

I have no clue wtf is even going on anymore

[shell bobcat]

If wan bissaka leaves we can finally go forward with de ligt+ noussair deal right?

Or do we have to sell someone else

[high tinsel]

yes sir

[split walrus]

Yes we can

Atleast de ligt if not both

[jolly glade]

Yeah, Wan Bissaka leaving would bring in the funds to facilitate the deal

Then you’d need to wait for a McTominay or someone to leave to get an Ugarte or other defensive mid signing done

[split walrus]

Mctominay is staying bro

[shell bobcat]

Bad news guys

Trey will be at Wembley today

[high tinsel]

uh oh

lol

[high zealot]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1822196883651014764?s=12

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨⚒️ EXCL | Advanced stage in the negotiations between Manchester United and West Ham about a permanent deal of Aaron Wan-Bissaka ✔️

Both clubs are in contact now and want to finalize the deal today. And they will. Medical is planned for the next 3 days.

Verbal agreement

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:02 AM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1822196907965383045?s=46

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) on X

🚨 Victor Lindelöf is set to depart Manchester United - he is attracting serious interest from several clubs in Saudi Arabia and Italy. United are asking for a transfer fee between £6m/£9m for the defender, who wants a new challenge. #MUFC [@caughtoffside]

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:02 AM

Romano’s blog

[grim moon]

⏳⚒️ Next one for West Ham: Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

🔴👀 Noussair Mazraoui to Man United, expected to follow. ⤵️

Looks like it’s done

[split walrus]

Who said this?

Plettenberg?

[grim moon]

Fab

[split walrus]

Oh perfect

Nice man. We need these outgoings

[violet ibex]

yes please

[split walrus]

Lindelof and Awb out
De ligt n Mazra in

Ajax United in full swing

https://tenor.com/view/ajax-afca-afc-ajax-mokum-wzawzdb-gif-24457445

@violet ibex u have the chance today

Predict the score in united app

N get the perms

[violet ibex]

can I predict here?

[split walrus]

#┃⚽・matchday-chat just write ur score

Later if it goes right, just tag a mod 😂

[violet ibex]

I hope my prediction will be wrong

😂

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822203809990402263?t=gwJOrp0T1hrUJHj2Y3pf7Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴🇪🇸 Mario Hermoso has been discussed as option at Manchester United, still available as free agent after leaving Atlético.

…but understand Man United next priority is still Noussair Mazraoui deal after selling AWB to West Ham. ⏳🔀

Hermoso, assessing several options.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:30 AM

[grim moon]

Expected

[vocal monolith]

We could use an LCB , but he doesn't fit our system

But he would do a lot more than Lindelof as left CB

[grim moon]

He could. I seen someone say Simeone usually coaches ball playing defenders

And iirc, he’s been a starter for Atleti for 4 years

[vocal monolith]

Lindelof will do good on Saudi League . But as for Seria A. It doesn't convince me, thet have best defensive league

[split walrus]

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1822209571928035691?s=46

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

🚨✅ Manchester United have allocated a budget of £23m for Sander Berge, but Burnley are demanding closer to £30m. An agreement could be reached somewhere in the middle. #MUFC @caughtoffside

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:53 AM

[violet ibex]

too expensive

[raw idol]

I think 20 million would be fair

Match his wages at burnley and maybe add a extra 10 grand see how willing he is to come

[raven cargo]

Manchester United are weighing up another bid for Everton centre-back Jarrad Branthwaite after learning summer signing Leny Yoro is unlikely to play again in 2024. (The Sun)

Man Utd have opened talks with the representatives of defender Mario Hermoso, who is available on a free transfer after his contract with Atletico Madrid expired. (Maximo de la Cruz Ramirez)

The Red Devils may soon have to bat away interest from Real Madrid in defender Diogo Dalot, with the Champions League and La Liga holders considering making a bid next summer. (GiveMeSport)

[grim moon]

Tf they mean “unlikely to play again in 2024?”

Wasn’t he supposed to only be out till like later September?

Now the rest of the year?

[raw idol]

Its bs dont worry the sun are the least reliable source oat paired with talk sport

Its just to get views so they can make money

It was already confirmed by the club 3 months so back in November time

[split walrus]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1822219245519859878?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Aaron Wan-Bissaka's exit terms are not thought to be an issue. The deal is effectively done. [@skysports_sheth] #mufc

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 10:31 AM

[violet ibex]

it's the sun, no need to pay it any attention

[split walrus]

Awb vs amad

[violet ibex]

also with all respect my guy tea&busquets always shares the least reliable news available on earth

😭

[split walrus]

That too from regional sources 😂

He posts n dips

[untold sandal]

Nah its BS dw. He should be back in novemberish.

He will play a few 2024 games

[untold sandal]

Brilliant man. I'd be so stoked if I see here we go today, regardless of community shield result hahah

[split walrus]

Its done guys!

[fierce glade]

awb "here we go"?

[untold sandal]

HUH

FR??

[fierce glade]

i wanna know about awb's "multi million pound pay off"

[untold sandal]

both is a here we go??

i dont understand in ornstein terms

[paper wraith]

Yes, they are confirmed as LONG as AWB passes medical

[fierce glade]

yeah

[untold sandal]

YESSSSS

FINALLY

[paper wraith]

West Ham will pay 15M for AWB

[split walrus]

Dont worry about it

[untold sandal]

Life could be dresm

Life could be dream

Aaaand now its ugarte or berge

[fierce glade]

initial reports were 18m

[fierce glade]

how about both?

[untold sandal]

Probably not I think

We probably wont sell mctominay cuz fulham suck

So if we get ugarte? Its only ugarte

If we get berge? We could probably get another midfield signing

[paper wraith]

Actually the article in The Athletic are saying De ligt is a go, the Mazraoui is dependent on AWB passing the physical for West Ham

[paper wraith]

No chance we sell him

[fierce glade]

we have to sell one midfielder in order to sign him

[violet ibex]

my wet dream would be we somehow managed to offload mct and case both, got ugarte in AND hijack zubimendi. 11/10 window

[untold sandal]

Dude yknow what would be even funnier

[fierce glade]

berge will work for me instead of zubi

[untold sandal]

If like ugarte was scrapped, and then we go for zubimendi and hijack it 😂 😂

Even forgetting ugarte, hijacking zubimendi would be the most hilarious middle finger to liverpool fans

[fierce glade]

because there demand is very high

i mean the release clause

[untold sandal]

Yea

[fierce glade]

fr

[somber sparrow]

ORNY BOMBA

[violet ibex]

honestly would be super happy if this happens

[untold sandal]

Fr

[violet ibex]

I will even DM a scouser friend that I haven't talked to in years just to laugh on his face

[untold sandal]

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1822249610028466661?t=PkE2At68isuDDXXbuyiYTQ&s=19

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

Before the media inflate the figures, let it be known that Man Utd are signing Matthijs de Ligt AND Noussair Mazraoui for a combined €60m + €10m fee (£51m + £8m).

Really good business from INEOS.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 12:32 PM

We never even overpayed. Its good fkin business

€70m for both is a steal in my eyes

[fierce glade]

yeah great business for all the sides

now all eyes on kadioglu and ugarte 😭

[agile crag]

here we go soon

[untold sandal]

it is here we go pretty much

[paper wraith]

Fabrizio won't do a Here We Go if Ornstein breaks it out of respect....

[untold sandal]

Ahahaahah

Fab just slow fr

[raw idol]

Hes less reliable than ornstein in terms of the prem

[paper wraith]

No, just Ornstein is that good and connected.....

[raw idol]

Yh way more informed

[paper wraith]

See Fab posts this and doesn't do Here We Go if Ornstein breaks it

[untold sandal]

Ik, just jokin around lol

[untold sandal]

Idk why he doesnt just retweet ornstein post

[split walrus]

Perfect business from ineos

[untold sandal]

€70m is great

Very happy with that

[split walrus]

For 2 players yes

[untold sandal]

We didnt overpay at all

[split walrus]

Yes

M so happy

[untold sandal]

Shade yknow what would be funny asf

If ugarte fails

And then we successfully hijack zubimendi

From liverpool

That would be hilarious hahahha

[violet ibex]

hijacking zubimendi would really make my day

[untold sandal]

I would just bully all my liverpool fans

They were so bad this window, they think they are gonna get this one brilliant signing

And then we just take it away from them

And they would literally have a transferless window HAHAHA

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1822246583779365243?t=CrOW39ZCY0EMLXGO741bew&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Man Utd agree deal with Bayern Munich for Matthijs de Ligt. €45+5m, 5+1yr, pending medical
🚨 #MUFC €15+5m Noussair Mazraoui bid accepted
⬆️ Rests on Wan-Bissaka: #WHUFC agree £15m fee, medical slated Sun/Mon, finalising exit
@TheAthleticFC https://t.co/b8kilivhMs

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 12:20 PM

Finally

[jolly glade]

De Ligt to United, can’t wait

[untold sandal]

Yes haahaha

Mazra and de ligt are coming

I'm especially so excited abt de ligt man

[jolly glade]

Genuinely one of my favourite prospects in the centre back role

[split walrus]

Just hope he stays fit

[tribal knot]

Shaw - Martinez - De Ligt - Mazraoui

🤤

[jolly glade]

I’m confident if we play him enough he’ll perform. The issue at Bayern is he was usually second fiddle to others

[novel shore]

De ligt and Mazra signing literally made my day lmao. De ligt wanted to come from so long. Finally happening

[jolly glade]

He’ll get loads of time especially since Yoro is off until November

[untold sandal]

AWB HERE WE GO

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1822256531397660969?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚒️ Aaron Wan-Bissaka to West Ham, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for right back to join #WHUFC from Man United as planned.

Understand medical tests already booked on Sunday for AWB! 🩺

Fee will be £15m. Man United authorized AWB to travel… Mazraoui, joining soon.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 12:59 PM

[paper wraith]

I would also doubt we see Yoro that soon.... he is so young and they don't want to screw him up by coming back too soon... with the reinforcements coming in they can do it smartly

[fierce glade]

damn

[vocal monolith]

Bayern played him on most important games

[novel shore]

Let’s go!!

[fierce glade]

yessss

[split walrus]

Good for him

Watch him break our wingers

😂

[fierce glade]

indirectly mazraoui here we go

[split walrus]

Yes

Tap in merchant romano

Late as always

Ornstein clears

[untold sandal]

HAHAHAHA

[novel shore]

I hope we still have chance at getting Ugarte as well

[fierce glade]

we have tho

[tribal knot]

think that's definitely reliant on either casemiro or mctominay leaving now

[split walrus]

Lineups confirmed everybody

[novel shore]

Yeah fair

[novel shore]

But I heard lot of these utd players who should be sold are on their last year right. It’ll be quite hard to sell them in this transfer window. Let’s see

[untold sandal]

yep

its all because of wages

we're lucky we got AWB deal done

[split walrus]

Kya baat h ji

[split walrus]

Ok report

[novel shore]

Yeah lol. Actually impressed this time with the transfers. The moment he awb got finalised we bagged both de ligt and mazra 💯

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-gif-24331395

Ugarte rn

[untold sandal]

BAHAAHHHAHHA

[novel shore]

Lmaoo 🤣

[flat hedge]

confirmed

todibo to west ham

solanke to spurs

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822262351598440801?t=wrK3gI8E98tRloUowmLncg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Noussair Mazraoui to Man United, here we go! Green light as planned after Wan-Bissaka’s move to West Ham.

Mazraoui will cost €20m add-ons included, payment terms favorable as Man United wanted.

Mazraoui signs five year deal + one more year, negotiated by Rafaela Pimenta.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 1:22 PM

[untold sandal]

Dude fab is ASLEEP

[untold sandal]

Wtf 😭

[novel shore]

Late as always. But will be the first to milk these utd transfers across a week now

[untold sandal]

Fr. Dude milked the whole saga sm 😭

Especially in his youtube videos. Always said 'de ligt and mazra talks are advancing' or some other yapping shite for the past month

[novel shore]

Lmaooo

I like how his “Breaking News!!!” Are the same news he has been posting for a whole damn month

[untold sandal]

Yeah. Its why I like ornstein. He doesnt post often on the saga but posts when its important

[novel shore]

Yep. Ornstein ftw

[sly chasm]

It's confirmed that Mazraoui and Mattĥijs de Ligt is joining

[flat hedge]

yes

mazraouis already joined

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-fdMp6Idkf/?igsh=dnR1Y2d5OHV4ODVy

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Man United agree on deal to sign Matthijs de Ligt from FC Bayern 🔴🇳🇱

Bayern accept Man United initial condition to include add-ons as part of total package, it’s worth €50m fee.

€45m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and also payment to be spread over three years as crucial step for Man United.

Matthijs de Ligt will sign a five year deal p...

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[flat hedge]

OH YES

[feral solar]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-fbaxSonrL/?igsh=eXpndHdwdmdseXI0

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Man United complete deal to sign Noussair Mazraoui from FC Bayern 🔴🇲🇦

Transfer fee will be €15m plus €5m add-ons, plan was always for Mazraoui to join after Wan-Bissaka’s exit…

Wan-Bissaka goes to West Ham and Mazraoui signs in next week at Manchester United on five year contract.

Deal will include an extra year option, negotiat...

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[untold sandal]

even later HAHAHA

[feral solar]

WHAT A MOVE BY INEOS

[untold sandal]

Yep. But fab is very late

Like nearly an hour late

[split walrus]

Fk everton

No more scamming

[violet ibex]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

everton deserved that

[split walrus]

Dont worry

[violet ibex]

now branthwaite is unhappy

[split walrus]

He ll come for 20m next june

Everton ll be relegated

[violet ibex]

music to my ears

[untold sandal]

I saw it too
Hahahah

[split walrus]

We got the same x feed

[dense rapids]

What about LB we literally have 0.5 players in that spot

[untold sandal]

Mazraoui can play LB

And we are looking into hermoso for a possible deal too

Amass will probably break through at LB as well

So hopefully itll work out

[feral solar]

I WANT TO SMOOCH HIM

[high zealot]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1822282957953864091?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Fábio Carvalho to Brentford, here we go! Liverpool sell Carvalho on a permanent deal.

Understand fee will be £20m fixed plus add-ons as part of the package.

Carvalho has accepted, as @abolapt reports; he’s set to undergo medical tests at Brentford soon.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 2:44 PM

[untold sandal]

Wtf?

They sold carvalho?

Thats surprising as hell

[flat hedge]

wtf 💀💀

[frosty cobalt]

are manu pay for ferdi kadioglu mctominay +15m for fenerbahce?

[feral solar]

I dont know what you talking abt but i love kadioglu

[frosty cobalt]

i heard from yagız sabuncuoglu manu wants ferdi from fener

fener need a number 6 player

if we need 15m euro and mctominay for ferdi what say manu

[split walrus]

Rumoured

But isnt confirmed yet

[jolly glade]

It’s all a rumour yes

[split walrus]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-gApqtolgC/?igsh=M2s1emhlNW8wa2xv

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Victor Osimhen, not even on the bench for Napoli on their first official game! ⛔️

“𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞”, Napoli director has confirmed.

Antonio Conte has not included Victor in the squad as priority remains to sell him, and Osimhen wants to go.

Napoli have agreed on personal terms with Lukaku as they want to sell Osimhen with se...

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Watch chelsea break the bank for him

[grim moon]

Little late but I was asleep so, LETS GO. Finally got that Bayern crap over with

[split walrus]

Yes congratulations

Next up. Psg

[feral solar]

they lost their interest in him now

[split walrus]

Cause they realised they can sign 20 more wonderkids in his price n sell em on profit later on

[vast jolt]

HIP HIP HOORAY

ITS FINALLY OVER

DE LIGT IS HERE

(I'm late)

It took a month for it to happen

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/matthijs-de-ligt-wojciech-szczesny-de-ligt-and-szczesny-de-ligt-juventus-de-ligt-juve-gif-18925282

[vast jolt]

What a deal bro

2 quality players

[split walrus]

That too in a good price

70m for both

[vast jolt]

That's a bargain

Meanwhile Everton demanded 75m

[split walrus]

Hoping they stay fit n cook for us

Lmaooo

[vast jolt]

for a average defender

[split walrus]

Onto ugarte now

[split walrus]

We ll get him next summer

For 20m

When everton gets relegated

[vast jolt]

If it was last summer we would be splashing the money right now on branthwaite

[split walrus]

100m bro

50m for him + 20m cause english player + 30m united tax

[vast jolt]

The English Tax😂

[split walrus]

Sad to see awb tho

[vast jolt]

yea

Rooting for him at his next journey

[grim moon]

If we can get Ugarte and Berge for about the same price as we did De Ligt and Mazraoui, I’d be fine with it

[vast jolt]

If Ugarte was English he would be worth 100m

[split walrus]

I think if we get ugarte we wont get another player

Window done then

[vast jolt]

I'm already excited about the double deal

De ligt and Mazraoui

[split walrus]

Cant wait for them pics in united kit

[vast jolt]

fr

[grim moon]

Hermoso is still a work in progress too

Still need to do a bit

Sales especially

[split walrus]

Hmm good for depth sake

Since he’s free

[grim moon]

Pellistri, Eriksen, McTominay, Lindelof all still need to go

[vast jolt]

Speaking of sales, whats happening with chelsea

they bought how many gks

like 7

[split walrus]

Hard to sell cause of last year of contract

[split walrus]

8 now

[vast jolt]

and they bought a bunch of youngsters

life is unfair

[grim moon]

I don’t know the answer to that. Hell, I don’t know if Chelsea themselves even know the answer to that

They’re just flexing their budget atp

[vast jolt]

Meanwhile were being forced to sell our players to buy more

[grim moon]

Sad

It’s the world against us

With Amass stepping up, we may not potentially need to buy another LB now

So it’s just a case of a starting CDM and a depth CB

[vast jolt]

We can't even have 50 players in the dressing room but Chelsea can😂😂

This situation has to be investigated

They still haven't got a transfer ban💀

[grim moon]

Chelsea fans want to transfer ban themselves lmao

[split walrus]

Joshua Zirkzee - £35m
Leny Yoro - £45m
Noussair Mazraoui - £16m
Matthjis De Ligt - £39m

[grim moon]

🚨 Manchester United will now focus on a midfielder - with Manuel Ugarte still the priority target. To sign Ugarte, either PSG must lower the price or United sell a midfielder. Sander Berge and Sofyan Amrabat are part of the plan B. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

3 hours ago but yea

Looks like it’s either quality or quantity

[vast jolt]

Mazraoui 16m damm

De ligt 39M??

[grim moon]

Pounds

[vast jolt]

Oh

😂

[grim moon]

Its not necessarily a robbery but it’s a good price for De Ligt’s caliber

[violet ibex]

wasn't yoro more expensive? but great deals regardless

[split walrus]

I think this is without addons

[violet ibex]

ahh

[violet ibex]

it is a robbery. if he stays fit he's gonna be the bargain of the season

[sacred summit]

yo

are they here we go (de ligt and mazra ) or still

[grim moon]

They’re official, yea

[flat hedge]

yes

it’s official

[violet ibex]

not official yet. but official announcement should happen very very soon

[flat hedge]

it is official fabrizio said it

lol💀

[violet ibex]

my guy, fabrizio doesn't work for man utd.

[grim moon]

I guess not MUFC account official but practically is

[violet ibex]

official = all papers done, contract signed. announced by the club.

[grim moon]

If we’re going by literal then yeah but Fab is practically the bible so whatever he says is official to me

[violet ibex]

🤣

[grim moon]

I’d like to see another club hijack the deal when both players have said they only want UTD

Free embarrassment

[violet ibex]

fab and ornstein are definitely tier 1 and we can trust them

[grim moon]

Pletburg or something is slithering into that tier aswell but I think he’s only doing Bayern news

[untold sandal]

Even after neto 🤣 🤣

[untold sandal]

De Ligt is better than branthwaite and we got both de ligt and mazra for under evertons branthwaite price hahaahha

[untold sandal]

Yeah. Plettenberg has been very reliable on sagas like this.

[untold sandal]

£135m for 4 top players

Meanwhile we wouldve spent £135m on just 1 top player in glazer era ffs

We probably wouldve payed the 75 or 80m for branthwaite, thats whats funny

[untold sandal]

I'd say its a great deal. Not a steal, but not a fair price thats balanced. Definitely a win on our side imo for the quality de ligt is

[vast jolt]

And both of them costed less than branthwaite

💀

[untold sandal]

yes that is what i said

but REAL!

get fked everton

[untold sandal]

At the start of the window we expected a couple of positions to be signed, lets see how far we have gotten

ST ✅
RB (if AWB does leave) ✅ Awb left and we got a debatably better player.
CB (preferably 2) ✅ got 2, even better
CM/CDM ⏳ hopefully ugarte, berge and amrabat plan B

Overall, in terms of absolute necessities, I think we have done great. If we can get ugarte? Absolutely stellar window

Even if its not enough for this season, we have done everything we can and I really give props to ineos and the new board for making it possible

[grim moon]

Should still definitely get Hermoso on a free if we can after Ugarte

Just checks a lot of boxes. LCB✅Comfortable in LB✅CB backup because everyone in CB position gets injured✅4 years experience as a starting CB in a big club✅not old✅free and doesn’t want outrageous wages✅A ball playing defender so he fits what we’re going for✅Most importantly, he’s not injury prone✅

Get that man here now

[young flame]

whats the next signing for man utd after de ligt?

[grim moon]

A CDM

I’d be incredibly shocked if our next signing wasn’t that

[split walrus]

Definitely

Glazers d have paid 90m to everton just to prove that we can buy the player u r considering hard to get

And we d have given up on yoro cause it wouldn’t have sold shirts

[feral solar]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822391567677554802

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Manchester United are planning for Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui day on Monday!

Bayern have already approved €45m plus €5m fee for de Ligt, €15m plus €5m for Mazraoui.

Five year deals plus option for both players.

Medical tests booked, formal steps to follow.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 9:56 PM

[grim moon]

🎧 ‘Here we go podcast’ new episode.

◉ Man United already working on new midfielder.

◉ Liverpool contract bid to Zubimendi, way higher.

◉ Tah and Bayern still on, Doué to decide soon.

◉ Chelsea plans after Neto.

Good. I was worried we’d go on a “yay! We finally got De Ligt and Mazraoui” celebration break but looks like we’re right onto our next target

Music to my ears

[vocal monolith]

Let's hope all those defenders will stay fit. Our biggest trouble last season was defending. LB still need to be sorted .

Not any goalkeeper saved more shots than Onana last season. And that it's not an good statistic. It just show how bad we where stopping opposite to get in our box.

[split walrus]

Watch eth play dalot lb and mazra rb 😂

Although mazra can play both sides

But him playing on LB will still not “unlock” antony

[vocal monolith]

I hope that we don't signed Mazraoui just to unlock Antony . If that's the case we are in big trouble

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[vocal monolith]

Bruno , Mount , Mainoo , Casemiro , Eriksen on midfield .

Last year we had Amrabat too. So they need to find his replacement ASAP.
Collyer is here but he have a lot of work to do before he will be an first team player

[split walrus]

It ll be ugarte bro

Trust

[sacred summit]

noooo

i dont like ugarte that much

[split walrus]

He is great

Very good at getting the ball

Very good defensively

[sacred summit]

personally if we get de jong for 40 mil thats better and hes 20 mil cheaper

[split walrus]

Bro no

Please

De jong can stay afar from us

Injury prone

We dont need that

We already have too many injury issues

[sacred summit]

yeah true

[split walrus]

• he rejected us before

Why sign a player who didnt prioritise u

[sacred summit]

i mean

acc yeah ur right but

[split walrus]

We need players like de ligt who would play for the badge

Not for money

[sacred summit]

i mean after u told me all this

i guess ur right

yeah

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/spurs-mourinho-mourinho-goodbye-mourinho-salut-all-or-nothing-gif-18450490

[sacred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/ugarte-manu-manuel-ugarte-sporting-sporting-cp-gif-24556527

bro whyd my gifs pop up like that

like a link

💀

or is it different for yall

[split walrus]

No idea

Also another point being

De jong ll be 28 this year

Ugarte is 23

With high ceiling

[sacred summit]

yeah for long term ugarte is better

and better for the dm problem we have now

[split walrus]

Do remember that ugarte is primarily a dm

Thats what we need

To replace casemiro

[sacred summit]

yeah true

[shell bobcat]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1822537883862860198?t=EFJWRnPmTk_yqz3DmGMZYQ&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Casemiro has been linked with a move to Saudi Arabia but Erik ten Hag says he does not expect the player to leave the Manchester United this summer.

[@MetroUK]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 7:37 AM

[feral solar]

hope he turns to prime case

[split walrus]

"Manchester United are NOT done. There will be movements." [FabrizioRomano YT]

https://x.com/utdfaithfuls/status/1822544049401688096?s=46

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

🚨🗣 - Fabrizio Romano:

"There are no bids at the moment for Casemiro. Ten Hag confirmed he's expecting him to STAY, but keep an eye on Scott McTominay.

"Outgoings are needed to pursue the deal for Manuel Ugarte." [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 8:02 AM

Sell Mctominay for 25

[violet ibex]

how was the latest report? fulham changed their minds after agreeing to 28 for mct?

[split walrus]

Naa

They were giving 23-24 max

We said no

[violet ibex]

ahh

[split walrus]

Actually we didnt even say anything

So they moved on

[violet ibex]

seems like there's big rumor about mct to fener

[split walrus]

Swap deal

Kadioglu

Lmao

[violet ibex]

we were kinda raided by turkish fellas yesterday after the match lol

[split walrus]

Why

[violet ibex]

quite a lot of them

they were asking for mct 😂

[split walrus]

😂😂😂😂😂

How does this even make sense

Tbh if that’s true

[stray jetty]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[violet ibex]

no idea but kinda funny

[stray jetty]

which fans???

[split walrus]

30m

And its done

We need ferdi

LB isnt sorted

[violet ibex]

I think there were 3-5 of them, every single one saying the same thing 😂

I don't remember their names but one of them was also named kaan

[stray jetty]

which club?

[violet ibex]

but not that kaan pool guy

[violet ibex]

fenerbahce

[stray jetty]

@lilac orchid why u raiding kobbie's house 🤣

[violet ibex]

not that kaan but I think he has talked with the other kaan too 🤣

[split walrus]

https://x.com/royalkimmich/status/1822376604506669317?s=46

NK1 (@RoyalKimmich) on X

This De Ligt departure

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 8:56 PM

Bayern fans lol

[stray jetty]

honestly, 60 mil for both de ligt and mazraoui is a absolute steal

[split walrus]

@safe geode mct to fener?

[violet ibex]

if de ligt stays fit he'll be the bargain of the season

absolute steal

tho I'm more concerned about mazraoui's injury record

[stray jetty]

were more than glad to sell mct to fener

[split walrus]

But yesterday’s game

Gave me hope

Of a better season than last

[violet ibex]

same

[split walrus]

Somehow

[stray jetty]

same

[violet ibex]

yeah, there were still issues of inconsistent pressing but we finally can see the players starting to execute the plan and produced good football

[stray jetty]

casemiro finally started playing good last match

[split walrus]

Atleast we looked organised

[stray jetty]

btw, your thoughts on mainoo yesterday?

[violet ibex]

one thing I have to disagree with ten hag is playing rashford for 90 mins

[split walrus]

Unlike huge gaps in midfield and forwards

Rashford needs to get benched man

I dont like the protection he is getting

Watch him play 1 good season on last contract year and get extension

[violet ibex]

we get it that he wants to give rashford confidence and chance, but we should prioritize our players who are performing better

[split walrus]

He is the one keeping player power alive

Ferguson would have sold him

The one performing should be the one getting the minutes

If eth wanted to bench amad, he should have benched both him n rash

[violet ibex]

he was kinda quiet

[violet ibex]

I hope ten hag subbing off amad was purely because of fitness or precaution for the prem

because amad was our biggest offensive threat

[split walrus]

I hope so

He was perfect

[violet ibex]

and rashford didn't do shite

[split walrus]

Hey

He did miss sitters

😎

[violet ibex]

😭

[stray jetty]

i mean, he did play decent

i just hope he doesnt fall off this season

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-rashford-gif-18331682

[violet ibex]

yeah, he played decently

[stray jetty]

hope is gone for rashford, not mainoo next

[split walrus]

Rashford doesn’t have that drive

Mainoo does

Garna and amad they all do

Rashford is stealing a living thats why

[stray jetty]

can someone tell me tho y tf was ederson playing this game

[split walrus]

320k a week for this performance

[stray jetty]

i thought ortega plays the cup matches

[split walrus]

Who cares man let it be

We look forward to europa and prem

[stray jetty]

alr

[stone vine]

So we are hopefully looking and strikers

[stray jetty]

we alr have enough strikers

[stone vine]

Hahaha

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1822547985407807615?t=w_CwpRx8zc8oJHU7l56stg&s=19

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen) on X

Wan Bissaka has agreed a five-year contract with West Ham. And his pay off from Manchester United is around £5m.⚒️

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 8:17 AM

[stone vine]

You joking we have massive issues scoring. We have one striker

[stray jetty]

we have zirkzee and obi...

[stone vine]

We have loads of wingers and attacking midfielders

[vocal monolith]

No we don't,. We are with only Hojlund

[stray jetty]

zirkzee, obi?

[stone vine]

Obi is 16 and Zirkzee isn’t a striker

[vocal monolith]

Obi is a kid who wouldn't touch a ball in PL

Hojlund is injured

Rashford, Sancho, Bruno are terrible

[stray jetty]

...

bruno???

[vocal monolith]

Zirkzee he doesn't know himself what position he is playing

[vocal monolith]

Ast ST

[stray jetty]

alr

zirkzee is a striker tho

• im sure he will do well

[vocal monolith]

Zirkzee is attacking midfielder more

We are left with Hojlund and Mctominay 😎

[stray jetty]

zirkzee has only played attacking mid in very less games

[vocal monolith]

If u remember Wout Weghorst, Zirkzee is same as him but much younger

[vocal monolith]

They mostly are mentioning this to get some clicks. But if we manage to fer Ferguson would be a big +

[violet ibex]

((((zirkzee is same as weghorst)))))

god help me with this one

what's next, messi is the same is peter crouch?

[split walrus]

We paid 5m? Damn. Well he wanted 7

[vocal monolith]

I could say Weghorst is better.

[split walrus]

https://x.com/vintajre/status/1822259857514250384?s=46

aj 🇵🇸 (@vintajre) on X

No DM, No LB, No LW.
Diaz still at the club.
No Salah, VVD and Trent contracts.

7 days till season starts and not a single summer window objective has been achieved. 2.5 months of doing fuckall

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 1:13 PM

[violet ibex]

fantastic football knowledge

[split walrus]

Love them scouser tears

[violet ibex]

you've given some amazing takes but you've outdone yourself this time, congratulations

[vocal monolith]

Zirkzee haven't proven anything. Bayern selled him. Milan wasn't moving that much for him. They have same playstyle. Weghorst is favorite over Zirkzee on Netherlands team

[violet ibex]

please let zubimendi deal failed 🙏

[stray jetty]

make it fail

[vocal monolith]

Weghorst unlocked Rashford 😂

[stone vine]

Weghorst is actually a striker and gets in Dutch team more than Zirkzee.

[split walrus]

Is this sarcastic or real?

[stone vine]

Zirkzee is great. He just isn’t a striker

[violet ibex]

definitely not the latter

[stone vine]

lol

[vocal monolith]

Fake Striker

[split walrus]

Zirkzee was the best u23 striker of serie a

Lets not forget

He is a great playmaker

[stone vine]

100% but we lack strikers.

[violet ibex]

zirkzee is a very unique playmaking striker

but yes he is not known for being a prolific goalscorer

[stone vine]

But we need goals. Last season and yesterday. So we need a striker.

We need a finisher

[split walrus]

I know whom to sign

[violet ibex]

me

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/osimhen-gif-27438010

[stone vine]

Lineker would be perfect but he is 60

[violet ibex]

nah cantona is more perfect

[stone vine]

He is 100m we need 20m

[split walrus]

In that case we already have signed Nistelrooy

[violet ibex]

gotta love me some more kung fu kicks

[stone vine]

Cantona wasn’t out and out goal scorer to be fair but that team we had everyone scoring.

So we got away with it

[violet ibex]

it's okay, his aura will carry us

trust

[stray jetty]

bring back wayne rooney

ineos have cooked alot

[stone vine]

Ienos have cooked a bit let’s not get carried away

They’ve served up a starter

[split walrus]

Imagine the main course

Next june

6-7 outgoings next szn

5-6 minimum incomings

[vocal monolith]

Payments over 3 years is good enough.
Till now after sale of Greenwood, Alvarez, Donny, AWB, release of Varane, Martial, and some others from academy. We are in profit after complete of Yoro, Zirkzee, De Ligt, Mazra

[split walrus]

Any guesses how much?

Even yoro n zirk was divided bw 3 yrs

[vocal monolith]

We have FFP spave of 250m more. But we won't be able to spend mext summer.

[split walrus]

This is nice! Where did u find this

[vocal monolith]

So by now we are good. Finishing this season. Let's hope we get top 4.

[stone vine]

I thought next year we were meant to have a load more cash?

[split walrus]

Why? We d have alot of outgoings next summer

[stone vine]

This FFP is silly the club makes loads of money

[shell bobcat]

I'd say sign ugarte and hermoso and it's enough for this window

[vocal monolith]

We have some top players . And there will be less roles on squad that need to invest.

[stone vine]

We might get 5th at a push. We can’t score goals. We haven’t addressed that

[vocal monolith]

Yes we will have if we don't spend much this season

[shell bobcat]

We have players to score goals, we just lack in the midfield

[split walrus]

@vocal monolith

[stone vine]

We don’t score goals. Fact. We struggle we creat chances lots of them and don’t score

[stray jetty]

we need that last peice of the puzzle, then our midfield is sorted

[shell bobcat]

Now we have 2 attacking fullbacks which will increase the attacking tempo

[vocal monolith]

I don't think that Maguire and Mctominay will be offloaded.

[shell bobcat]

Mctominay is possible

[vocal monolith]

Scott probably will get a new contract of we don't get an £30m offer on him.

And club will trigger that 1 year of Maguire we still need him. As squad depth

[shell bobcat]

Keep Maguire sell Mctominay

[split walrus]

Eriksen
Pellistri
Evans
Mejbri
Lindelof
Heaton

This excludes Maguire and Mctominay

[stray jetty]

just send these players to 9 year contract f.c

easy way to offload them

[safe geode]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-luke-skywalker-never-no-not-happening-gif-16891865

[split walrus]

It’s happening

Turkish fans swarmed yesterday

At wembley asking for mct

[safe geode]

They don't know ball

[vocal monolith]

All we need is to sell Sancho or Casemiro.

[safe geode]

scott is not bad

But

[split walrus]

Case sale d save us alot of money

[safe geode]

We need a solid cdm and fred kind of player

[vocal monolith]

If we can sell Sancho we will be able to sign Osimhen for 100m.

And i think we will sell it to the higher offer we get now or in winter transfer window

[split walrus]

Fener alr has fred

[vocal monolith]

Even if that offer it's low as £30m.

[split walrus]

Sancho can be sold to psg only

[safe geode]

Yes

But

[split walrus]

But they ll try to get him at 30-40

[safe geode]

we need a backup for him

[split walrus]

I know who

[safe geode]

And it needs to be similar type

Presser

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mufc-manchesterunited-yes-excited-oh-yeah-gif-9565695729032342963

[safe geode]

Energetic

[safe geode]

Nah

[split walrus]

Pls buy him

[safe geode]

If you can get ferdi for 35 you can

[frosty cobalt]

bro i want him but you should pay us 30m euro and let mctominay

[safe geode]

No need to give

mctominay

[safe geode]

This is okey

[split walrus]

Lmaoo

[safe geode]

For me the value of mctominay is 10-15M

[frosty cobalt]

right

[split walrus]

Ok i have perfect offer

Swap deal

Ferdi n mct

[safe geode]

I like you man

[frosty cobalt]

i like you to bro👑

do you have twitter

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/thePoS_007/status/1822369961517686940?t=vq8T3EbfQXWOpqSZQdHrAg&s=19

Sub-Prime Goals (@thePoS_007) on X

🧱A Noussair double transfer DeLig(h)t🧱
Saturday night is alright for #MUFC, finally getting their Bayern Brothers #DeLigt and #Mazraoui to complete the first stage of their defensive rebuild...mini 🧵
· Total deal value is £60.1mn for both players (incl. “easy” add-ons).
·

Twitter · Aug 10, 2024, 8:30 PM

[safe geode]

yes bro

[violet ibex]

ah nah I meant they swarmed here in this server 🤣 kinda funny to look at

[split walrus]

Oh 😭😭😭😭😭

[safe geode]

Yes

[split walrus]

Varane lmao

[safe geode]

But

[frosty cobalt]

lets follow

[split walrus]

Casemiro is gonna have similar effect

[safe geode]

I am the supreme fenerbahce fan in this server

[split walrus]

Count me in

[safe geode]

You are my right hand

[violet ibex]

we had a second kaan coming yesterday

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fenerbahce-fenerbahçe-5-yıldız-sarı-lacivert-şampiyon-gif-16942315597756907250

[violet ibex]

second coming of kaan

[frosty cobalt]

hahahahaa

[safe geode]

I know that guy

He is funny

[frosty cobalt]

came to market transfers

[vocal monolith]

Sancho even more. As he is on around 350k week.

That was very crazy to give a kid 350k week

[split walrus]

Woodward disasterclass

[frosty cobalt]

i guess manu want kadıoğlu seriously

[split walrus]

Hoping we do

[frosty cobalt]

i hope they have 45 or 50m euro

[split walrus]

20m

👍🏽

[frosty cobalt]

brighton already want to pay 35m

why we let him 20m

bro.

lets deal 30m and mctominay

[split walrus]

Mctominay and 10

[frosty cobalt]

ferdi is so special for us. let 15

[split walrus]

5

[violet ibex]

mctominay = ferdi + 10m

and deal

[split walrus]

Asking me as if im the one doing the deal 😂

[frosty cobalt]

we can think about this but ferdi +15 will be good

[frosty cobalt]

hahahahaa

our boss stuppid amk he cant find midfielder

at least we want mctominay

[violet ibex]

even better, because I was saying that you guys should give us additionally 10m along with ferdi 😂
15m? I'll definitely take that

[vocal monolith]

McTominay is player that if he was playing for Fullham, West Ham those years we would have try to get him for £50-60m.
He is a big if. I think we miss used him. Starting as CDM who was so bad at it. Then CM also bad.

[violet ibex]

yeah they've been doing this since yesterday 😂 kinda funny so I'm playing along

[vocal monolith]

He is an goal scoring machine.

[frosty cobalt]

then you will take smal ferdi dude...

[violet ibex]

jokes aside, we are looking to offload mctominay, so if you guys really want him you can wait and see if fener will really bid for him

[vocal monolith]

Scott role that he is good at it is like Support Striker. Or Second Striker

But ManUtd can't offer that. With current formations we will leave huge gaps on midfield with him on pitch

[frosty cobalt]

of course we want him bcs he good for turkish leauge but we cant pay 25 30 euros because of transfer limits. on the other hand we cant just swap him ferdi

because ferdi much better than you know

he really goat amk

Last time we gave arda to Madrid very cheaply and we regret

[split walrus]

No need to pay anything

Swap n done 🫶🏽

[frosty cobalt]

if our boss just swap tominay and ferdi

[split walrus]

I love fenerbahce

Such a cute club

[frosty cobalt]

the fans will kill him bro..

[frosty cobalt]

fener or gala

??

[split walrus]

Fk gala bro

Fener all the way

[frosty cobalt]

HAHAHAHA

seni sevdim kardeşm

[split walrus]

Fener > Besiktas > Gala

[frosty cobalt]

❤️

[split walrus]

What does this mean

[frosty cobalt]

yeah its true

manu and fener best

[frosty cobalt]

lets translate it

[slow hearth]

where are they?

[stray jetty]

obi, wheatley, hojlund, zirkzee, we have enough strikers

[slow hearth]

Did you see the chance he missed in yesterday's game

[slow hearth]

Obi thats not yet to play for the snr team

we need goal scorers

[stray jetty]

rashford missed more

he missed an open goal

[safe geode]

No

I missed the community shield

[safe geode]

No

Liverpool and fener

@frosty cobalt

[slow hearth]

And if he had scored that we would have won city

[slow hearth]

Ohh.. bro missed from a Corner kick and he was onside if he trapped or used his left would have been lit.

[frosty cobalt]

why kartal still couldnt find clup

[safe geode]

He is resting

I want him in national team man

[slow hearth]

Jose got his first Yellow card yesterday

[safe geode]

Hahaha

Jose is crazy

[frosty cobalt]

i think manu kick out ten hag and should bring him

[slow hearth]

and at 90+4 would have been 2 😂. The special one

[slow hearth]

😂😂

[split walrus]

English please

https://x.com/utdplug/status/1822574821110153550?s=46

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

🚨 Manuel Ugarte is considered the perfect midfield signing internally, but the main issue is the price.

Two important options for United to sign him; PSG to drop their price or Man United sell a player. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 10:04 AM

[slow hearth]

we really need a DM its neccessary

[safe geode]

Kes

[jolly glade]

https://x.com/bbcsport/status/1822520825292922974?s=61

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) on X

Manchester United are rumoured to be weighing up a move for Brighton's Evan Ferguson 📰

#BBCFootball #Gossip

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 6:30 AM

[shell bobcat]

I don't think Brighton will sell him

They can easily increase his market value more by keeping him this season

[jolly glade]

I’d love to have him at the club but it’s probably just random Sunday paper jabber

There aren’t actual viable sources to the rumour

[grim moon]

In no way are we looking at another young striker lmao

We’ve already stacked our academy with them and Hojlund and Zirkzee are probably who we’re banking the future on. If we’re getting a striker, it’s 101% going to be an experienced one

🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have reached an agreement with Bruno Fernandes to extend his contract!

New deal will be valid until June 2027 plus option included for further season, June 2028 — salary at top #MUFC level.

All set to be signed before end of the summer window.

[high zealot]

Useless transfer

[split walrus]

Has lfc signed anyone yet?

For the first team

[grim moon]

No lol

They’ve signed 10 years of incoming mediocrity

[split walrus]

Hmm

I wonder how many they ll sign if they do

Apart from Zubimendi of course

Would love us to hijack the Zubimendi deal

[violet ibex]

still praying for zubimendi deal to fall apart 😂

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1822582487706456151?t=KeaPbPYpT0_xPHDbVzxi2Q&s=19

Stretford Paddock (@StretfordPaddck) on X

🔴 Real Madrid are plotting to move for Diogo Dalot next summer. [@GiveMeSport ]

Dalot is admired by Madrid and has been earmarked as a longer-term replacement for Dani Carvajal. #MUFC

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 10:35 AM

[grim moon]

no

[balmy sleet]

Napoli wants Szymanski

for 27m

Fenerbahce player

I think Ferdi not sale

Yesterday he started 11 in the individual Fenerbahçe match.

[grim moon]

Eh, I don’t think that means much

We were playing AWB a week ago while we were already publicly trying to sell him

[balmy sleet]

you want really ferdi ? i think you buy mazraoui

[grim moon]

We did

[balmy sleet]

he can play lb and rb

and he is really good in offensive

his main pos is lwb

he have very good dribble , very fast, good finishing for a lb player

[grim moon]

I would want Ferdi but solely for the reason of wanting Ferdi. Not needing him.

I rather Hermoso

[raven cargo]

Manchester United are once again linked with Brighton & Hove Albion striker Evan Ferguson, with rumours of a £50m bid being considered amid a threat from Chelsea. (Star)

[balmy sleet]

@grim moon brighton offers Ferdi for 35m

[frosty cobalt]

not sale

[agile crag]

next year after offloading maguire

[split walrus]

https://x.com/samc_reports/status/1822634348245406184?s=46

Sam C (@SamC_reports) on X

🚨 Man United outgoing latest 🚨

➡️ Facundo Pellistri may go to Bologna. Interest is concrete.

➡️ Hannibal Mejbri expected to leave - interest from France.

➡️ Victor Lindelof’s exit is also advancing with interest from overseas.

There is concrete chances for all 3 to be

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 2:01 PM

It d be perfect if this happens

[violet ibex]

pellistri will cook in serie A

[frosty cobalt]

rabiot will transfer fenerbahce😎

[split walrus]

Is it a news?

Or is it what u want

[high zealot]

It’s fair that Pellistri goes to Bologna considering we just signed zirkzee off them

[split walrus]

True considering fofana talks have silenced now

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/Ekremkonur/status/1822635326159860062?t=-bJAhjvUKE5FGdEZtzsOJw&s=19

Ekrem KONUR (@Ekremkonur) on X

🚨🆕 #FCBarcelona 🇳🇱
Frenkie de Jong has been officially offered to Manchester United.

The club’s new owners, INEOS, are seriously considering the move. This potential transfer could significantly strengthen United’s midfield, adding a player of de Jong’s caliber and experience.

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 2:04 PM

[flat hedge]

w

I’m happy

(since I’m a fan of both lol)

[split walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[flat hedge]

lmao

[vocal monolith]

100% confirmed . Let's hope they will be ready soon

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822668827890463127?t=JMX929SarEQP7pifEtwuyA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⤵️ Monday will be the day for Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui, plan 100% confirmed.

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 4:18 PM

[violet ibex]

yes, we're just waiting for the medicals and papers to be done

official statement very soon

[high tinsel]

Expected tmrw

If I'm not wrong

[violet ibex]

now we're waiting patiently for ugarte

at least we got the very urgent CB

[high tinsel]

Shouldn't we also require a lb

Amass can't start every game

Shaw is shaw

Malacia is missing

[violet ibex]

I'm expecting ten hag to play dalot on the left like he did several times before when shaw is unavailable

LB is such a weird situation cus we got 2 players with good qualities yet they won't be available most of the time

make it 3 with amass but he's still 17

[high tinsel]

And then rb will be occupied by mazaroui?

[violet ibex]

yeah

antony said he didn't like playing at LB last season but he was actually a better LB than RW....

[high tinsel]

it was for only 1 game tho right

Against liverpool

[untold sandal]

Yes, but mazra can also play LB if needed

[high tinsel]

oh yeah

[untold sandal]

We have lots of flexibility in RB to account for LB so thats good

I think it makes more sense to play mazra LB and dalot RB if we are playing both

[violet ibex]

yeah

[high tinsel]

that will be much better

[high tinsel]

Antony at this point pls go

[violet ibex]

I'm asking the same thing 😂

unfortunately it doesn't seem like we can really offload him

[high tinsel]

3 more years of antony ball 😭😭😭

[violet ibex]

I don't believe the saudi rumors

[high tinsel]

they had interest in casemiro
they didn't approach...

😭

[violet ibex]

if saudi somehow bid 50m for antony, I'll personally pack his bags and drive him to the airport

[high tinsel]

Even sir jim wud do that

[violet ibex]

😂

[jolly glade]

De Jong and Mainoo would rock but I see this as yet again our seasonly De Jong rumour

[vocal monolith]

De Jong would be perfect. But he come with very high wages. That will cause a lot of trouble in other players

If we can manage to get him for £40m and 200 - 250k weekly wages would be okay

https://x.com/skysports_sheth/status/1822684996458418460?t=boSMb0pr7wMTKNWfLpiu-w&s=19

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth) on X

While West Ham wait, interest retained in alternatives - including #NUFC’s Kieran Trippier & #FCBayern’s Noussair Mazraoui. West Ham agreed €20m deal for Mazraoui - only to pull out & focus on wan-Bissaka. United’s deal for Mazraoui dependent on wan-Bissaka going. #MUFC #WHUFC

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 5:22 PM

So Medicals wasn't done today ?

[jolly glade]

It’d be around 200-250 anyway tbh. The reason his wages are so insane right now is because of how Barcelona is paying him

ie they didn’t even pay him over Covid

[untold sandal]

Just realised we never even bought de ligt and mazra for £65m, it was €65m.

So we bought de ligt and mazra for £55m roughly, Branthwaite was £75m. Or, De Ligt and Mazra was €65m, and Branthwaite was around €87m.

Thats even more hilarious

Idk if that proves ineos does good business, or if everton are stupid

[jolly glade]

Everton’s stupidity more like

Marking up an English player

[untold sandal]

De Ligt was €45m, so around £38m

Your telling me

De Ligt was £38m

But Branthwaite is £75m??

🤣 🤣

There is no CHANCE that branthwaite is anywhere near as good as de ligt

Which makes it even more baffling

[jolly glade]

We’re getting an utter bargain in De Ligt

He’s world class. We shouldn’t have gotten a deal that good

[untold sandal]

Totally agree

De Ligt pocketed vini and haaland with ease

22/23? city vs bayern? haaland never beat him once

the only reason bayern lost was bc of upamecano making both mistakes letting haaland through

23/24? again, vini literally never successfully dribbled past de ligt once

the only time vini dribbled past de ligt, he fouled him

[jolly glade]

I honestly think if Barcelona’s putting the likes of De Jong on the table at a cut price, Ten Hag wouldn’t resist

[untold sandal]

so pretty much, we have just bought a wall

[untold sandal]

Is it even worth it?

De jong has rejected us for two years now

Do you REALLY THINK he actually wants to be here

[jolly glade]

I think he was more waiting on getting his salary at Barcelona tbh.

[untold sandal]

Maybe

[jolly glade]

Plus perhaps the change of League after a while could entice him

Plus the fact it’d be under a coach he thrived under

[untold sandal]

Maybe

[jolly glade]

Ten Hag really wants De Jong as he’s been unable to find anyone to do his system of play apart for De Jong himself

[untold sandal]

True

[violet ibex]

haaland is a fraud that can't even score against johnny evans 🤣

[violet ibex]

I think so too

barca are being douchebags in this scenario and don't wanna pay fdj what they own him

[jolly glade]

They’re probably paying them in Spotify subscriptions at this point

They’re the meaning of broke

They’ll also be desperate to get rid of him to free up a giant chunk of their wage budget as well as avoid the potential of a free at the end of his contract

Especially when I can’t see a scenario where a new contract could be negotiated given how royally stupid his payment scheduling is

[vocal monolith]

He was on high wages since they got him . He won't come at Manchester below £350k week . He won't leave Barcelona sunshine and lifestyle just to get at Manchester just to get much less

With his contract extension he is getting €600k week. Befor that he was on €500k week

[split walrus]

It got delayed

[split walrus]

Wtf are these wages

720?

Cmon

This is literally what we are trying to fix

Our wage structure already is cooked

We cant afford him

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1822702314169176154?t=eV3suBhc7GczJNDSjuFQVg&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Work continues to resolve Aaron Wan-Bissaka move from Man Utd to West Ham. Issues between 26yo & clubs; optimism at both ends but #MUFC relaxed if stays. Meant to travel to London today for medical but still in Manchester @TheAthleticFC #WHUFC #FCBayern https://t.co/tbmM3W8z2y

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 6:31 PM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1822703961201430801?s=46

centredevils. (@centredevils) on X

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Noussair Mazraoui’s arrival at #mufc is contingent on Wan-Bissaka departing the club. [@David_Ornstein]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 6:37 PM

@high zealot

[high zealot]

Ffs

[split walrus]

Thats what. The entire reason the bayern move was delayed was cause we needed outgoings to push it

So if awb fails, we might end up just w de ligt

[high zealot]

Wan bissakas taking the piss

[split walrus]

True

[high zealot]

Just leave the club already greedy bellend

[split walrus]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1822704380216254482?s=46

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

⤵️ℹ️ Due to some details, the medical for Aaron Wan-Bissaka has been delayed. It is now scheduled to take place on Monday morning ✔️ #MUFC #WHUFC

Been told the deal is not in danger at this stage. Clubs confident that the transfer will go through as planned - tomorrow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 6:39 PM

[high zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-thinking-batman-gif-6153870554148391864

[split walrus]

It ll be done dont worry

[vocal monolith]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822721097688633526?t=P6Zy1nCf7rbO-KLN8dSViw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴🇵🇹 More on Bruno Fernandes exclusive story.

New deal agreed as revealed today and it could be already signed next week, if all goes to plan.

For sure it will be in August and for sure it will be valid until 2027.

He’ll be among top earners and there will be +1 year option.

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 7:45 PM

After his retirement , we will be talking about Bruno's era on midfield .
What a player , we are so lucky to have him

Imagine if liverpool had him those years. They would have won at least 2 more PL trophies

[split walrus]

He ll retire as a united legend

And people who dont rate him ll miss his impact

He is wonderful on n off the pitch

Sadly for us. If he was in any title contending team, there d have been ballon dor talks for him as well

But he loves united

And we love him 🫶🏽

"Bruno Fernandes LOVES Manchester United. He knows he can't leave United in this moment after fighting for the club for years." [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

[high zealot]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1822737647309353448?s=12

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Aaron Wan-Bissaka transfer from Man Utd to West Ham now fully agreed between player & both clubs after #MUFC / #WHUFC already had deal in place. Issues resolved + 25yo right-back to take medical Monday morning before completing £15m move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/XpeMT3ekxX

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 8:51 PM

[untold sandal]

https://x.com/counterpressers/status/1822683040826478900?s=61&t=w5lS9IAaai2zA62M9hJmeA

CounterPressers (@CounterPressers) on X

Matthijs De Ligt: The Perfect RCB for Manchester United💎

In this thread, I will be breaking down the supremely talented De Ligt and his potential impact at Man United.

[IN-DEPTH THREAD]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 5:14 PM

Good thread, recommended read

[vocal monolith]

Sancho spot

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1822740021440364709?t=kOZnwrCPmAusdGd8hLbkWQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴🔵 BREAKING: Désiré Doué has decided to join Paris Saint-Germain!

After being 100% focused on Olympics, he has made his decision: it’s PSG.

Nasser Al Khelaifi, Luis Campos, Luis Enrique all involved for PSG.

Final details to be clarified soon then… here we go!

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 9:01 PM

[split walrus]

https://x.com/datamb_/status/1822669265004048631?s=46

DataMB (@DataMB_) on X

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jarrad Branthwaite vs Top 5 League U21 centrebacks in 2023/24

🥇 Defensive actions — 1st
🥇 Aerial duels — 1st
🥇 Tackles — 1st
🥇 Tackles (PAdj) — 1st
🥇 Interceptions — 1st
🥇 Blocked shots — 1st
🥇 Goals — 1st
🥇 Expected goals — 1st
🥇 Expected assists — 1st
🥉 Defensive

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 4:19 PM

Get him when everton gets relegated next summer

[split walrus]

Sell ugarte to us

[vocal monolith]

If he is available and fit. He is an beast. Comfortable on both sides right and left.

[split walrus]

United and “if he is available”

Never ending love story

[untold sandal]

Yep. Him and de jong were a nasty combo at ajax to deal with. If we get de jong, the pair will cook

[vocal monolith]

I want them to buy Sancho more than to have Ugarte here.

[untold sandal]

😭 😭 we only wish

[split walrus]

Can definitely do that. Do we have a release clause on sancho?

[untold sandal]

Sancho and ugarte swap would be awesome ngl

[split walrus]

💔

[untold sandal]

It works for both parties

[split walrus]

Swap is hard

We rate ugarte higher than they rate sancho

[untold sandal]

Sancho can develop better at a lower level league while not having any pressure from PSG fans unlike united

[split walrus]

Best is sell sancho

[untold sandal]

True but still

[split walrus]

And loan ugarte with buy obligation

That d not fk our psr as well

[untold sandal]

Thats the best thing we can get

Ugarte on loan with buy option would be absolutely brilliant business from ineos

[untold sandal]

Yep

[split walrus]

If we somehow get the cdm n lb sorted

I do believe we can push for top 3

[untold sandal]

LB situation isnt as bad imo

Both mazra and dalot can play LB and hopefully amass can come through

Its not perfect, but its doable

But CDM is an absolute must imo

[split walrus]

Somehow casemiro played well yesterday 😂

[untold sandal]

Yup. On his way to redeem himself

[split walrus]

Again, our players love playing their best in last year of contract

[untold sandal]

Idek whats up with him tho. Sometimes hes great and sometimes hes shite

[split walrus]

Definitely shouldn’t extend him next summer