Manchester United Women F.C.

[limpid swift]

Great pictures as always

[abstract pawn]

Thanks @limpid swift 👍

[peak fern]

I'd take miedema wouldn't take kirby don't think she's better than toone

[limpid thorn]

The men's team can't play that good

[peak fern]

Barca rumoured to be looking st Ella toone....

[neat light]

We have a bit of a Cup Final hangover today? Absolutely battered 😭 sweary Mary will be on the warpath.

[peak fern]

Yeahhhh looks that way completely outclassed

[limpid swift]

She definitely wasn’t happy after the first and second she mouthed something like why me or wow towards our general direction but couldn’t quite figure it out which it was

[abstract pawn]

Great photos @limpid swift

[limpid swift]

I’ve not put any up yet 😂

Oh yeah sorry posted a few in devils chat didn’t I during the game ignore me 😂 I’m actually just going through now to see which good ones I’ve got to post

[abstract pawn]

It went in the wrong chat🤣

[limpid swift]

I guessed that but I did also think when I read it I haven’t posted any at all then remembered I had in there

[abstract pawn]

You sure did, I didn't see you at the alcohol bar 🤣

[limpid swift]

Here is my pictures from today though 😂

And the video of the worst celebration parade ever 🙄😂

[limpid swift]

I don’t really drink these days although I could have done with one today to watch that 😂

[abstract pawn]

Yea me too just to drown my thoughts about that lack lustre display, who did keets give her boots to, do you know?

[limpid swift]

No it wasn’t far from us though I don’t think unless it was Irene that was closer to us 🤔

[neat light]

Lucia .... Gone😥
Zels .. gone 😱
Earps.... Going 🤦

What a s*** show

[limpid swift]

I reckon Mary’s getting announced tomorrow and then Keets next there’s a couple more as well that were up and it all seems abit quiet so not sure on them 😭

Lucia will be a big loss 😭

[peak fern]

Absolute shambles bet they don't replace them either

[abstract pawn]

Can't believe what's happening, how can you build a winning squad wheyou start to let go your best players, an absolute scam on us fans 🤬

[peak fern]

They really don't care at all

[neat light]

The women's new training facility has been handed over to the men's team during the renovations to Carrington.
No wonder Mearps, zels and Lucia have all left.
Absolute lack of respect

[arctic whale]

Quick question

[peak fern]

Its been 23 hour so that was a lie

[olive ermine]

🤣

[arctic whale]

Huh

[olive ermine]

You said quick question and never asked so it was 24 hours later. Not quick. Now it’s 4 days. Might be longest question in discord history 😂

[peak fern]

Still waiting for them to ask

[tired lotus]

still no quick question

[olive ermine]

Your plants grow quicker mate

[limpid finch]

I wish United women a great season ahead

[tired lotus]

Indeed

[limpid swift]

🤔 this seems to be everywhere tonight

[peak fern]

Interesting, harsh on skinner like been hung out to dry with player deals

[limpid swift]

If it’s true it’ll be interesting to see if it affects this season 🤔

[peak fern]

If I was skinner I'd get us relegated haha

[limpid swift]

Good job your not the manager then isn’t it 😂

[peak fern]

Maybe....

[abstract pawn]

Have you secretly applied @peak fern 🤔😉

[peak fern]

I'm not good at keeping secrets haha I'd be asking you guys to be my backroom staff

[olive ermine]

Genuinely I’d have to turn you down. The club currently doesn’t match my ambitions. 🫣

[peak fern]

Good job I wouldn't be asking you then haha

[arctic whale]

I was waiting for a response

[keen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/boredom-not-funny-get-it-gif-10912252

😂 think you’ve had about 20 responses… what’s the question?! We need to know!!!

[olive ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-gif-22081555

[peak fern]

This is the absolute worst way to ask a question

[olive ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbo-im-all-ears-listening-and-waiting-sneeze-ears-gif-11802171

[tired lotus]

I’m not missing anything am I? But there’s no question

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-your-question-alex-moffat-saturday-night-live-what-are-you-asking-whats-your-question-gif-25066091

[olive ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-further-questions-jeff-golantz-lincoln-lawyer-no-more-inquiries-i-wont-be-entertaining-any-questions-gif-9980140836317329258

[limpid swift]

I’ve got a personalised video today thanks to my niece 😍😂

[limpid swift]

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-women-squad-numbers-confirmed-for-the-2024-25-season

Squad numbers confirmed

[olive ermine]

No one taken 10 shirt…. Or 1 😂

[limpid swift]

There’s another signing about to be announced potentially coming in at 10 🤔

[olive ermine]

Yeah my instinct was must be being saved

I’ve not seen rumours mind you

[limpid swift]

I believe it could be this but this was the only time I’ve seen the rumour 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lunar osprey]

I think Simi is done, just awaiting visa approval.. from what I've seen👀

Lize Kop⏳

[limpid swift]

I’d seen that one as well but again not seen anything since

[limpid swift]

Yeah I’d seen was potentially getting announced today but I’m presuming that something holding it up

[lunar osprey]

Involves a fee, so let's see.

Not to be the killjoy now, but I think they'll just let the #10 breathe this season 😂 I don't think anybody's coming to take that

[peak fern]

Still shocked zelem left tbh shouldn't have been allowed to happen

[edgy grove]

off to Angel City FC

[olive ermine]

Tbh I can’t even be mad at that.

Good luck to her over there

[abstract pawn]

Nice one @limpid swift lets hope she has a great season

[limpid swift]

Did you get your usual seats sorted out for old Trafford games

[abstract pawn]

I have to wait closer to the time as I get my shifts on a monthly basis 😢 you got yours then?

[limpid swift]

Yeah why don’t you get them anyway just in case you get them with season ticket anyway so not paying 🤷🏻‍♀️

[abstract pawn]

Good point, take it they are available now

[limpid swift]

Yeah all three went up today

[abstract pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/run-gif-20305566

Thank you, on my way 👍🏽

[limpid swift]

I’m spitting distance of @keen forge as he pointed out in w106 again if your usual spot isn’t up

[abstract pawn]

Well I never, just got the tickets, have a guest what block, you'll never get it❓

[limpid swift]

W106 🤔

[keen forge]

Amazing vid, very jealous… although I’m not sure she meant the last part… she had the look of, I’ve done a hundred of these today 😂

[keen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-7076871773858896878

[limpid swift]

Most of them for Ava apparently when Joseph went to see her she said oh not you again before laughing 😂

[limpid swift]

Devils meet up in w106 pass it on 😂

[keen forge]

I can imagine 😂😂 well if she gets another shot, Mae would love one 😆😆

Love the fact she called you Auntie Becs!!

[keen forge]

Hell yeah… @worthy lagoon get your arse over for a ladies game!

[limpid swift]

I’m not sure she will be turning up to training now shes back in training herself 😂

[keen forge]

Fair! It’s great that they do turn up at all tbf! Love that.

Will have to make the trip to Carrington at some point and try and catch her there me thinks

[limpid swift]

It’s not at United training she hasn’t started that yet although faye got the email today to say she’s been registered. It’s the camp that Joe runs and now has merged with Ella’s she was setting up

[keen forge]

Ahhh I see… still a legend for turning up, loads put their name on things like that and never show their faces!

[limpid swift]

Definitely and she’s been at least once each week that I can see whilst she’s been off obviously I think that’ll stop now she’s back in training but even when they were going previously she used to do zoom calls with them at each camp so they’ve spoken to her a few times now

[keen forge]

I’m not going to beg but you know you’ll disappoint me and @limpid swift if you don’t come over for a cuddle this season! Bring the family make it a weekend away… ladies tickets all round isn’t too much dollar for a man that can afford NFTs like you can 😂

[worthy lagoon]

NFTs🤷🏼‍♂️ what are they 🤔 Hoping to get over for a few days in 2nd week November

[keen forge]

Don’t worry your secret is safe with us 😆 just make it happen! Look forward to seeing you in November

[abstract pawn]

BINGO

[limpid swift]

Wahoo devils meet up in w106 it is then 🙌🏻

[abstract pawn]

👌 Do for me Cocker

[keen forge]

Wooooop!!!

[abstract pawn]

[limpid swift]

First preseason game won

[neat light]

@limpid swift congrats on Ur Fan of the year award 🎉

[limpid swift]

There’s many others who equally deserve it but weren’t nominated though but thanks

[terse kernel]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-u79rctQAE/?igsh=MWo5MWRmZG5vN2loNA==

manutdwomen

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @GemmaEvanss_ has completed a move to Liverpool, subject to registration.

Thank you for everything and good luck, Gemma ❤️

#MUWomen #ManUtd #GemmaEvans

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Utd to liverpool 😶

[keen forge]

Yeah just seen this!! Wasn’t a long stay with us. Guess with the new signings she was pushed down the pecking order and didn’t want to fight it out

[terse kernel]

Saw some backlash against her cause of her going to liverpool :/

[limpid swift]

Yeah I said that the other day to Bruno when the rumours started she probably thought she had no chance now with all who may be above her and returning from injuries

[keen forge]

There isn’t the same loyalties or sentiment in the women’s game and who can blame them, got to go where the money is. Let her be and then hate on her on match day 😆

[keen forge]

Again can’t blame her… we have a lot of defenders now

[terse kernel]

Yes I understand that, i m very new to the women football dynamics, so don’t mind me making some mistakes w it haha

I wanna learn more about women sports in general, starting with our own beloved club

[limpid swift]

Yeah exactly

[limpid swift]

There’s many players that have all played for United, City and Liverpool not as much choice or money so you have to go where you can 😂

[terse kernel]

Dont we pay those wages as city/pool do

Who are the top players i should be looking for this season other than turner and toone?

[limpid swift]

No I meant in general sorry not as much money in women’s football and not as much choice as to who you can play for in WSL so your limited to who you can go to if you want to stay in uk and the top league

[terse kernel]

I see, so there’s definitely some differences

From what i ve observed so far is, our team is still very much away from being competitive every week right?

We definitely have some key players who help carry the team but we need better depth. I saw the spurs fa cup game first n last

[neat light]

Alex Greenwood is the pinnacle of that in Women's football

[abstract pawn]

Yes congratulations @limpid swift top fan

[keen forge]

No stress. Welcome on board. Ask any questions and I’ll try to help as will others. Part of the MUW devils family now ❤️

[limpid swift]

Yeah less teams

[keen forge]

We have lost a lot of top players unfortunately but we go again 💪

City, Arsenal and Chelsea are all going well but they equally have all lost good players this year. Been a funny old year for transfers

[limpid swift]

Thanks although you and @keen forge were two obvious names missing from nominations 👀 I’m sure it’d have been a lot closer then

[keen forge]

Ahhh I’m too inconsistent in here and you go to far more games than us, you right choice to me!

[terse kernel]

Time to get well versed with women transfers as well 😆

I know barca and chelsea women teams are quite competitive and up the hierarchy

And they keep on losing to lyon in the wcl

[potent totem]

Hi

[abstract pawn]

No, I think you nailed it @limpid swift but @keen forge and myself were probably just off the radar 📡

[terse kernel]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1825971554725015666?s=46

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🏆 Grace Clinton has been named the @PFA's WSL Young Player of the Year. #MUWomen

Congratulations, Grace 👏

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:01 PM

[limpid swift]

That’s who I had on my new shirt that I’m not allowed to wear yet until next week 🙄😂

[terse kernel]

Wow, beautiful stuff!

[keen forge]

Looking good!! 🥰

[limpid swift]

Obviously Ava wasn’t going to let me get anything but her bestie on my gk top 😂

Even if she doesn’t play or ends up going 😬😂

[terse kernel]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_BA34wsEm_/?igsh=MXZrbHY5bTBrMnJieA==

manutdwomen

🔴⚪️⚫️ x 🔴⚪️🔵

#MUWomen #ManUtd #DominiqueJanssen

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[limpid swift]

Don’t know if anyone saw this yesterday

[peak fern]

They got the same medical team as us or player revolt?

[lunar osprey]

Or just ducking and dodging

We did play Blackburn though, or so I heard

[limpid swift]

I also saw someone say that we had played another team but that’s all I’d seen so far

[limpid swift]

Apparently because so many injured he didn’t want to risk not having a fit team for the start of season 🤷🏻‍♀️

[peak fern]

I mean I get it but it's weird

[lunar osprey]

Celin Bizet👀

[limpid swift]

I’ve just seen that 👀

[limpid swift]

Bizet looks to have happened she’s been pictured at the airport travelling to Marbella with the squad in United kit 👀

[peak fern]

Any good?

[limpid swift]

I didn’t particularly watch spurs apart from when they played us 😂 but apparently yeah she’s good and her and grace had a great partnership that helped them last season so hopefully that’ll continue now for us 🤞🏻

[limpid swift]

There’s the picture now someone has sent it out of the group and cropped the woman out who took it

[peak fern]

Yeah man let's hope her and mallard bang the goals in

[olive ermine]

I see Chelsea have stopped their team signing autographs and all that at end of game. Are our lot still doing it? I understand it’s getting to a point it’s unsustainable hopefully clubs will allow player access. Would love to see mens players be a bit more accessible too

[unreal tinsel]

lol

[limpid swift]

Not yet but I can’t see it being far off sometimes it’s ridiculous after games

[abstract pawn]

[olive ermine]

Yeah I guessed as much….. I think now Chelsea have done it others will follow

Hopefully they do different things to make it so players still meet and greet fans in some way.

[limpid swift]

City did it last season I think they have something called autograph alley where they pick fans out to go and meet players after the match or something 🤔

[olive ermine]

They had a similar thing for disabled fans last season at old Trafford but I never managed to get Ellie up there let alone then get selected but lovely idea

[neat light]

Hannah Blundell is pregnant. Hope we've got enough cover in defence this season. Hopefully we can keep everyone injury free too

[peak fern]

Amazing news, hard to see her coming back to football though afterwards but you never know, might have to get one last signing in now

[neat light]

Signing Anna & Dominique has bolstered what already was an already thread bare defence from last year plus having Gabby G back is a godsend. Still miss Ona. Agree though @peak fern maybe another defensive reinforcement wouldn't hurt.

How are we feeling ahead of the new WSL season, any areas of the squad with worries??

[lunar osprey]

We're fine at left back, we already have 3. I think we have to be concerned about the right. Hannah was going to provide cover for Riviere. I think now that duty falls to Mannion.

[shell island]

Maya can play at RB as well as Mannion

[olive ermine]

I think defensively we have cover we will miss Hannah. 100%. I’m more concerned about goals. I’m always more concerned with scoring though. It’s hardest thing in football

[lunar osprey]

Maya is our first choice CB, I don't see her at RB. We're going to miss the width a natural full back would offer though, but I think we'll work around it.

[olive ermine]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdjwj1nz7weo

And I was worried about goal scoring earlier

[neat light]

I'm absolutely amazed that we're even considering letting her leave. Keets was arguably our most potent attacking threat last season.
As you said @olive ermine our goal scoring is under the scope

[lunar osprey]

We got Terland in, a much younger forward with better numbers.

[shell island]

Terland is an out and out striker who looks clinical, something we've missed

[lunar osprey]

The club already tried to get Keets out before the end of last season but she chose to stay. They extended her deal so we get a fee.

[neat light]

At least that's something. Makes a change from all the players we've lost in the last 2 years on frees. I'm excited to see what Terland brings to the team. Geyse has had a year to settle in, hopefully Galton can keep clear of injury and bring the level she had the season before last

[peak fern]

I hope geyse is on the wing this year she isn't a 9 for me, mallard and terland should hopefully be enough

[olive ermine]

Great start. Good game.

[peak fern]

Looks like I was right about geyse on the wing so far haha

[limpid swift]

A selection of pictures from yesterday

[neat light]

Fantastic opening to the season, so many positives, great performances. Don't really want to single anyone out however, what a superstar Grace Clinton is going to be this year 😍 she was phenomenal. Let's keep this up going forward 💪

[abstract pawn]

Chased everything, won everything, passed well dribbled well, no need to say anymore, match winner in my eyes

[limpid swift]

I knew she would be great was hoping he’d play her all the time and not just be keeping her for the sake of it on the bench. There was a lot of great performances all round only one I wasn’t sure of when she came on was Hinni I saw a few short passes but that was down the other side of the pitch so may just be where I was sat I didn’t notice other good things 🤷🏻‍♀️

[olive ermine]

That GK kit.

I want the yellow one from yesterday too

[limpid swift]

I had her on my home shirt knowing shed be one of best players 😉

[limpid swift]

Yeah Ononos one I loved that I can’t see them selling it though it must be some sort of change kit for the third kit 🤷🏻‍♀️

[olive ermine]

I remember that awesome orange one from a few years ago it never got released

[peak fern]

Stadium looked empty which is a shame

[olive ermine]

Can’t find what the attendance was

[abstract pawn]

She made that run and pass to Tooney that she should have scored with.

[limpid swift]

Ah right I saw the run but wasn’t sure if it was her that passed in the end my eyesight has gone these days it was too far down the other side 😂

[limpid swift]

Some pictures from tonight

[stone bramble]

I need a guidance for United women squad 2024-25

[peak fern]

Guidance, what's confusing you

[abstract pawn]

I’ll be back soon at the Spurs game, great photos b the way 👍

[limpid swift]

Will be there hopefully 😬😂 thanks that’s our new season ticket view I probably could have done with being higher up that far down it’s sending my eyes funny when it’s down the other end of pitch but if i remember my glasses next time that may help 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[abstract pawn]

I’m going to have a similar view but maybe higher up I think 🤔😉

[limpid swift]

We also realised when it rains we will get p***d wet through normally we’d go up a couple of rows when that happens now we can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[abstract pawn]

That why when they changed the seating i got basically the same seating plan which was a little higher up, so out of the rain but still good when there is sunshine 😁

[olive ermine]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c77xk7xyk0po

Proof that managers are never happy. WSL has done what premier league managers ask for and she is upset 😂 you can’t win

[stone bramble]

Well, I was surprised that Janssen can play as DM

[peak fern]

Yeah the women's team are more interchangeable than the men haha

[shell island]

She used to play as a DM before becoming more of a CB

[stone bramble]

I see

So what position that United women need to improve?

I guess it's goalkeeper? For squad depth

[stone bramble]

So happy for Terland!

[abstract pawn]

Grace Clinton just nearly scored a Worldy

[neat light]

Would've been some goal if that had gone in. 😮

[limpid swift]

Was that Grace then I was busy watching Rachel still on the floor then looked away and saw the keeper make the save

[abstract pawn]

Yep

[peak fern]

Looks like plenty of seats available for the arsenal game might be time I attend another game

[limpid swift]

I’m in west B if you wanted to be near devils 😉😂 I’m not sure if @abstract pawn or @keen forge will want it known where to find them 👀😂

[keen forge]

I’m in East - G

Big news coming out of Arsenal 👀

[limpid swift]

I know I’ve seen that didn’t expect it yet thought maybe a couple more games 😂

[olive ermine]

Wow. He out of here.

Jonas Eidevall's Arsenal record
Matches played: 120
Wins: 80
Drawn: 16
Lost: 24
Goals scored: 291
Goals conceded 99
Win percentage: 66.67

But it’s a run of games that’s cost him

[peak fern]

Will see where I end up need to wait for payday then see what tickets are left

[peak fern]

That's still a great record could be daft to get rid

[olive ermine]

I think he has quit rather than pushed.

[stone bramble]

I hope it's not Casey Stoney. Idk how I will feel if she goes to Arsenal

[peak fern]

How many midfielders can we fit into one formation

[stone bramble]

Let's go!

[peak fern]

Grace is on firrreeeee