Barely Accurate BlaBla Abridged

[astral obsidian]

Post your Barely Accurate BlaBlas here. Also I don't wanna post on reddit so there.

[fallen jetty]

hey id go mario kart with em

How much do you game box?

[astral obsidian]

idk

[astral obsidian]

oh yeah @late shale

forgot to pong you about this

[late shale]

oh shit

cool

[astral obsidian]

we can repost the ones from reddit here too

[willow fjord]

Finally... no more minimum wage

Now they can make money by destroying the hopes and dreams of annoying little children and fighting resturaunt owners

[astral obsidian]

also being a Pokemon Professor let's you capably own most if not all Pokemon

[willow fjord]

Feebas will always be on top for me, like 3rd fav Pokémon

[astral obsidian]

The Ark Console Wars

[inland wigeon]

LMAO

Lmao. I'll be coming back here for more. I enjoy these

[willow fjord]

Good thing you brought your thread back to relevance

[round coyote]

Hmmm

[willow fjord]

What are you thinking about?

[astral obsidian]

I haven't really doing blablas lately

[round coyote]

Mary?

[inland wigeon]

Lol

[round coyote]

@astral obsidian

Someone cooked

[willow fjord]

Oh, this is the Dorother saga

[round coyote]

No

[willow fjord]

Or was it "Dorether"

Idk, Dorothy + Ether

I think they wrote Ether pretty well but they didn't get her texting mannerisms right

[astral obsidian]

Yo!
Who cooked?
Also they got the "Vegeta yes" reference from DBZA too

[inland wigeon]

Ayee more blabla bits

[willow fjord]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/18t86nf/mfw_no_pilgrims/

u/Crosshair52

There are 5 parts to it

It's really cheesy though

[astral obsidian]

Okay now I know some few histories.

Crosshair and I could be Ethereal soulmates

Also that's where this originated too

[willow fjord]

I think this joke's been around for longer. The BlaBla stories were made 4 months ago

I like Dorother though, would like to see that happen

[astral obsidian]

Speaking of Dorother
This is THE Dorother

Has the same occupation and personality as Ether
Has the same JP voice actress as Dorothy

[willow fjord]

Re:1999?

Oh, Soul Tide

[round coyote]

Clean?

[inland wigeon]

Lol

At first I thought it was a scam link

[astral obsidian]

Oh the WuWa Echo event

Would it be more appropriate if it was Exia or Maiden bothering everyone to open that link? But this one is funny as well.

[willow fjord]

Maiden has her MMO group and Exia probably knows a lot of people too. Elegg seems pretty shut-in compared to them so she wouldn't have many people to ask. Also I just like the dynamic these characters have

Although, it would definitely make more sense if Exia was playing WuWa

[astral obsidian]

Exia is more of a variety gamer but she mostly plays RPGs so it's obvious that she would play WuWa

[willow fjord]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/nc1Qldp5Rc

[willow fjord]

Continuation of this story

[willow fjord]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/Ep3CSESZIt

This one came before

[inland wigeon]

The fuckin dorother XD

[willow fjord]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/H0GNAEWr40

Finale

[astral obsidian]

https://youtu.be/9uLMaT9PqLg?feature=shared NEW DOOM means NEW BOOM

[astral obsidian]

y'know @willow fjord I was thinking I could make like Parallel Universe blablas

[willow fjord]

Parallel universes?

Love that idea

I still suck at writing, I got a few things wrong looking back

[astral obsidian]

I'm late for this but time for post-Colorless chat

[inland wigeon]

I doubt the uniform skirt will be able to contain Ether's thickness.

Lol

[astral obsidian]

@ebon bay @fallow zealot @jagged lagoon

[jagged lagoon]

Who the fuck

Where the fuck

[ebon bay]

oh cool

[jagged lagoon]

Neat

I am T1

We are all faker after all

[astral obsidian]

I forgot to put in the 1647 reference in there

[ebon bay]

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1g73mx9/nikke_in_heat_pt1/

[astral obsidian]

Lol the animal Nikkes are getting uncontrollably horny

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/sIpnd9NfYX

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/Le1yCuzaBp

[late shale]

the series has ended and figured out filters but never figured out how to change the color bar

[astral obsidian]

Lol that's what I was thinking

[astral obsidian]

So how did it went from Ether warning us about the animal based Nikkes going horny to D "saving" us, Isabel kidnapping us and ended with Rapi/Red Hood segs?

[ebon bay]

...yes

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1g97ex3/meteorites_and_wives/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[astral obsidian]

oh damn Sakura is also aware of the cuck chair

[astral obsidian]

someone's cooking the custody of the commander ladder match

[ebon bay]

I should be making Isabel and Maiden in 2k then

When I'm free

[astral obsidian]

when were you not free?

[ebon bay]

been busy for the past few days

it's usually busy here in the office during this quarter

I usually go home by 10pm

But Imma try this weekend

Ah nvm yeah I can do it

I'm just about done with the paperworks

[astral obsidian]

BOOK IT, MIMIROPU

[ebon bay]

[ebon bay]

I legit thought I still have a crap ton to do, until I looked over my checlist

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1h29jjq/what_happens_when_the_nikkes_discover_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@trim pumice

[trim pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-gif-16978492239797714559

We're fucked ✨

[ebon bay]

[trim pumice]

Now let's get out of here before we get in trouble

[astral obsidian]

my epilogue

[ebon bay]

That would be one long discussion

[astral obsidian]

yep very long

[astral obsidian]

more epilogue

[ebon bay]

[astral obsidian]

La Proposal

[willow fjord]

1 minute!?

No way that's how you wrote Andersen 🤣

[ebon bay]

https://www.rXddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1h68bkd/whats_their_favourite_position/

[astral obsidian]

@willow fjord

[willow fjord]

It's alright, way too corny and short and cameos too abundant. Forgot to add periods at the end of some of Ether's messages

[astral obsidian]

Lol Counsel of Gacher

[ebon bay]

[astral obsidian]

@rocky oar Laplace and the Igloo

[rocky oar]

Holy shit it's me 😭

[astral obsidian]

Cockroach Milk

@ebon bay

[ebon bay]

W better run

[astral obsidian]

Sextech

[round coyote]

Garde
Can I ask for a Mary Christmas blabla?

[astral obsidian]

You can make your own tho

[rocky oar]

How though

[astral obsidian]

https://skuqre.github.io/nikke-font-generator/blabla/

[ebon bay]

happy Jayce noises

https://tenor.com/view/jayce-chad-league-of-legends-arcane-gif-14236811558886663150

[willow fjord]

I still have trouble with corny sounding dialogue

[rocky oar]

Lmao

Belorta doesn't make fun of churches cause there'e nothing to make fun of

I noticed that too

[astral obsidian]

Laplace's Stench

[ebon bay]

@rocky oar

[astral obsidian]

dunno how I botch the speech bubble color here

[ebon bay]

Maybe you misclicked on something

[astral obsidian]

I think I did

[astral obsidian]

BUTCH!! @ebon bay @austere sedge @soft crown @rocky oar

[ebon bay]

[astral obsidian]

Satisfying Death

[astral obsidian]

Blue Coffee

[ebon bay]

[willow fjord]

I headcanon Mana and Ether died together in a car crash because Ether understeered at a curve

[ebon bay]

https://www.rXddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1hzsdmp/the_commanders_eyes/

[astral obsidian]

Beauty in Video Games

[astral obsidian]

"I'm Captain America?"

[austere sedge]

Purple she hulk kekw

[inland wigeon]

I can't help, but think of the amazing bulk when mentioning purple hulk. If you know, you know lol.

[astral obsidian]

Rio Playable Aftermath

[austere sedge]

Garde

How it gonna turn out having a ploosh in gc

[astral obsidian]

SKK himself?

[austere sedge]

Nu nu
A plush who latch on everyone and causing chaos in gc

XD

[astral obsidian]

aahh

but I think we're gonna save that when the scenario maker comes

[jagged lagoon]

what does march has in relation with K?

[astral obsidian]

If shiftup does the same pattern in two years, we might get another Perilous Siege event in March or April

@rocky oar

[rocky oar]

Yarr

[willow fjord]

Do Sixo events have a pattern like MMR events being every 10th event?

[astral obsidian]

No

Sixo just appeared out of nowhere

[inland wigeon]

I would like to see a continuation after the Kill the Lord event if they plan on using K for it.

[astral obsidian]

I think Perilous Siege will have a new mission

[willow fjord]

I want to see something new

Kill the Lord was just the same thing as License to Kill but worse

As long as it's not just another "infiltrate this organization and once you figure out what's happening, we'll present you with a moral dilemma". I mean they could do it again but I don't think they can top License to Kill and it'll make Kill the Lord even worse in comparison

[willow fjord]

Devious

[ebon bay]

https://www.rXddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1ithvcg/the_commanders_new_hobby/

[inland wigeon]

Surprised to not see the bunny nikkes didn't appear in this lol and be like "we'll join you!!"

[south sparrow]

I made some more

The commander slept in:

[rocky oar]

😭

[south sparrow]

Oh good I don't have to ping you anymore

[south sparrow]

Pink vs Blue i hope i get more ideas for this eventually

fuck i forgot Leona at the end

ill fix it tmrw

thought id be funny

[willow fjord]

This NIKKE stuff is boring 🥱

[south sparrow]

KEITH? BRO THIS ISNT 2021

I'm actually crying rn

This was funny for the stupidest reasons Tristan

[south sparrow]

Mary Embarrasses Pepper in the Group Chat on Accident...

[south sparrow]

Rapi Asks the Group Chat a Question

[jagged lagoon]

fun

[south sparrow]

Commander Used the Wrong Chat

[austere pawn]

ngl if it's that bad then he probably needs medical treatment ASAP

[south sparrow]

Hes survived fatal stomach stabing hes fine

[willow fjord]

I was looking through my old drive and found this, what was I cooking 💀

[south sparrow]

NEVER cook like this again

Wtf is up with the name

[astral obsidian]

Yeah Tristan might've cooked too long for this

[willow fjord]

I think Garde made a blabla about Neon being a spy and I exaggerated mine to be as ridiculous as possible

This was probably from like early 2024 maybe?

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1j2nv5s/commanders_mistake/

[south sparrow]

damn i had this idea once

as a joke tho

i dont like doing absurd blablas seriously

[south sparrow]

Summery of all my Blabla videos so far

• Mary Embarrasses Pepper: Mary asks about Pepper's Thigh "bruises" (hickeys)
• Rapi Asks the Group Chat a Question: Rapi asks the other nikkes if the commander always leaves so many "bruises" (hickeys)
• Commander Used the wrong chat: Commander asks Liter to fix the bed but he didnt DM her
• Rapi Couldn't Control Herself: Commander is forced to cancel morning advising sessions cuz Rapi clawed him up like Nero's scratching post

[astral obsidian]

Pro-Wrestling Stuff: Cena's Heel Turn at the Elimination Chamber

@ebon bay @rocky oar @soft crown

[ebon bay]

https://tenor.com/view/jey-uso-yeet-entrance-wwe-backlash-france-gif-15967650028303668539

[ebon bay]

You should post this on the subreddit

[astral obsidian]

as if people there understood wrestling

[ebon bay]

Only a few of them

[rocky oar]

I've been exposed

[astral obsidian]

The Iron Fist Affair

[south sparrow]

I ask the characters for Blabla ideas.

actual name: ive lost my mind and talk to myself

[willow fjord]

Experimenting with audio

[south sparrow]

i hate/love this

[astral obsidian]

The One With 5th Drink Mana (Now with audio!!)

[south sparrow]

Date with Pepper prequel

[astral obsidian]

Touch Grass

[astral obsidian]

I Wanna Taste You

@ebon bay

[ebon bay]

Man, I read that final group chat

"Who's Bonne Bouche?"

[astral obsidian]

us

it's our nickname from Bready

[ebon bay]

Yeah

ngl that's one neat nickname

[ebon bay]

OHH

Nice

[rocky oar]

Fucking French lady

[astral obsidian]

It's April...

[ebon bay]

Poor K

[astral obsidian]

I forgot to put in Rian

[astral obsidian]

Popularity Polls Are Not Beautiful

[astral obsidian]

Headliners

[ebon bay]

@astral obsidian

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1kgfidq/commanders_workout/

[austere sedge]

Make him do no hand

https://tenor.com/view/push-ups-gif-5913437397389597425

[astral obsidian]

May 19th @ebon bay connecting this with Unbreakable Sphere

[ebon bay]

I can now imagine Yuni walking down the ramp while Slow Chemical plays

[ebon bay]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/8xiODviLS8

[inland wigeon]

Hm, I don't think I've ever see her in that expression before

[willow fjord]

I don’t think that’s an actual expression? Either that or it’s unused

[south sparrow]

Yall top him?
says Nilhister the bottom

[astral obsidian]

K Is Now Free

[inland wigeon]

Now who's the new longest nikke in NPC jail

[soft crown]

Hammering is there as well

Liveryn

probably in the deepest parts of that NPC jail

[astral obsidian]

I think Drilley already spoke for everyone else in the NPC Prison

[soft crown]

Ziz

Bahamut

Tercera

there are still many inside the NPC jail

oh, Jaune as well

[astral obsidian]

Sleep Deprived
guess who's back?

[astral obsidian]

@ebon bay @rocky oar @wheat garden

[ebon bay]

dunno why but I was expecting Bay to say: "The Rock City Boy"

[astral obsidian]

lol the Fairy Tail opening theme?

[ebon bay]

Yeah