#The Eden
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nobody will blame you for ditching signal
they fucking cooked
woah now
True Oppenheimer moment for nikke
im horny for soda
you never talk about her like this
i like signal, its different
signal is like the girl at home who asks why you don't treat her like soda

How soda kit 
very good
go to the thread and see what they cooking
that aiming pose as well, Soda bunny seems poised to drain everyone gems and tickets
its working
Amazing

Thx u azurlane and snowbreak giving pressure to nikke
Competition good
Pls make summer even more yabai
nah i need a break from this, trying to do anime face killing me @topaz plover
draw them with a mask
its mostly the eye and small chin that frustrate me
idk thats just how i draw noses lol



only been what a day?
Emote too good
my normal style more like this. not exactly realistic either but eeeeee
holy shit im too horny

it is more akin to western art
well it is not realistic but well
well yeah im not trying to do anime lol
it is still good
when i was younger i did more anime inspired but ive chnged a lot over the years

save it as a small pic and send that as a poor mans emoji
there
Oh wait that looks like shit on mobile wtf
But then that gets too big
Hmmmmmm
good enough for me
didnt noice the line.. you know
hash tack unrealistic beauty standards
cursed pixel soda

alice wholesome
i was bored
Show me the Alice kit or I’m finna crash out
Waiting for the kit
Where Alice kit
YOOOOOOOO
Someone edited that
double handholding
different artist is what most people believe
fair enough
bruh
Not just you. Her eyes are a lot smaller, and in the promo event she looks almost the same as normal.
https://twitter.com/NIKKE_en/status/1795014682866253912
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yeah that looks more like her but they also made her hair greener
she looks more mature
Man, I’m in my family house and fear of doing datamine stuff atm 
prolly the contents of this update
maturity is always a good thing
and we still have people saying she looks 12
Imagine thinking there's a generic appearance for an age 
irl or in anime bc there are biological characteristics of age in real life
Yes, with heavy variance 
is this real ?
and obviously most people don't actually know those
kinda disappointed if its real...
she does have a costume idk if that's it tho
Not the final version we see in game
It was use for this
muslim friendly
Yeah
i guess that makes sense for malaysia and singapore
make sense, since event take place in malaysia
3 SEA countries
i just find the phrase muslim friendly funny when theres halal for a reason

event start june first?
May 30th
No, maintenance should start in 36 hours
Ahh nvm
Talking about the irl event I guess
Then yes, 36 hours for maintenance
36 hours of maintenance
anyone know where story dialogue audio is located in the games files
sg meta is real with bsoda?
Trust
mmm so which girls are gonnna be the next bunnies¡
?
only tetra?
too bad since eunwha and emma are elysion

I didn't do a proper gif yesterday cuz I was sick
get on it
Will try to do one after work
These people are so funny, Soda too powerful for woke motherfuckers
man im so happy that the game gatekeeps itself from people like them. BOOBA JUMPSCARE OH NO I GOTTA WRITE A TWEET
they have issue with some booba but then RT anime porn 
No fucking way lmfao,
21 year old teenage girl
Explains itself
21 aint even teenage anymore lmao is she stupid
Twenteen one
wow she has a bunch of porn in likes
like pregnant nude touhou art?????
Yeah there is whole drama about Soda's tits. Queers too scared of hot anime women 
I thought the drama around Soda was that she wasn't wearing heels?
There are brave soldiers as as well
Who post this under their quotes

I think it's the worst part of her design myself, but I'm not gonna stir up drama about it 
based
heals probably would have been better on them thats for sure
but who tf looks at feet anyways
Did you forget what the current banner is?
you have those huge melons covering 95% of the screen anyways

yea idk who or what you're talking about
theres no banner for me
its dead month
Enjoy

They are literally shitting themselves, Hoyoverse fandom when they see hot amine women: HOW DARE THEY

For Soda? Probably not. Alice? Sure
True
these hoyotards just jelly nikke has way better endgame that their faves
solo raid
coop raid
union raid
tribe tower
hard stage
Quoting GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE (@NIKKE_en)
【NIKKE PROFILE - Soda: Twinkling Bunny】
✅ Manufacturer: TETRA Line
✅ Affiliation: Maid For You
✅ Weapon: SG: Undiminished
Even though she is proficient in cleaning and ...
LMFAO
need the biden clip of him yelling Soda
But its funny how the game been out for almost 2 years and they found about it just now 
found the voice actor https://x.com/elliekyuu/status/1795119200215666999
Super happy to be back voicing Soda, but this time as a cute bunny girl! Will you be pulling? 🍈 🍈 💚 #NIKKE

hoyotards are out of their little toddler bed and are now discovering more games that they can shit on because their childrens game is dying
WHAT KINDA 12 YEAR OLDS ARE THESE PEOPLE SUPPOSEDLY SEEING
shit if she looks 12, the world is gonna end
Well said lmao, what do we even expect. These are people who got pronouns in their bio 
so far all I've found is the people who found the hoyo fans finding nikke. Must be really far down
Twitter losing it interesting 🤔
nvm I found one, we're back
Normies looking at any anime girl ever:
Nah the game defends itself with huge tits. This is the wall they cant overcome 
fax actually
Just post this to scare them off
Where the datamines
stepleaker bro is gatekeeping us
gatekeep harder girlboss
man i actually cant find any genshit tards talking about nikke
I had to scroll quite a while
its all the ppl talking about the genshit tards
yeah
Didnt mihoyo banned bunnygirls?
Its because reddit kept removing his watermark
and reposting it to farm karma
yea so ive heard
he should just watermark the living shit out of it
- a dogshit take
The grime of the gacha community saying another game is grimey and for gooners is so funny
must be genshin fan
Didn’t he encourage people to remove his watermark?
+hsr
yesnt , one guy atmost got sth or not.
Genshit fans are afraid of straight people and breasts
A lot older then her brain for sure
now we have nothing
and adults
🐸
ops
whoa how did that get there
When the new unit isn’t a 1000yo loli
wonder if their parent's were siblings or just cousins
twitter cocksuckers crying
me:
https://y.yarn.co/e3f60c39-025c-4c51-afa7-5657f8178774_text.gif
🐸
rev as in the anime vtuber model rev?
on yt?
Is there a thing that hoyoverse hasnt banned yet? Or cesnored
Yeah
i gotta go watch that lol
I don’t see one

Rev caused a storm lmao
bay is garbo nobody likes trony
it is time to pull before the pool gets diluted with their filth
In their efforts to compete with Azur Lane, Nikke has been utilizing EXTRA fanservice.
Catch my streams live on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/revuwu
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#vtuber
#anime
#g...
His alt account

I forgot about rev
I didn’t even know he was a v tuber now
tf
Who even is that
Reminder Rev has alt account for cover more stuffs
he is the guy asmongold sometime react too
I mean the they do huge favor to the game by quoting Soda
more based people will be blessed by her massive tits

Now just need Asmon to react to drama

Idk why it never got traffic cause you know, Volume’s butt
Asmon 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Is kinda funny azur lane and nikke mocks mihoyo for thinga that they forbid,like azur lane and sexy swimsuits or armors.
Like she’s literally only unit has 3 butt sprites
Other only have 1 
figured this guy would be farming misinformation lmfao
Yeah i said that, the game been out for 2 years and they found out about it just now lmao
i got the fake bunny girl 
Here
"we are still getting censorship in stellar blade"
does this guy not know its published by sony, but nikke is published by tencent?
this guy didnt do his research
Damn


Sucks Soda and Alice both have Diabetes 😭 they not gonna make it far
one can only hope
How many ppl know Level Inf is Tencent sub branch

Its their pacer
I seriously need Rev and people like Rev to no longer be of this planet.
they are so cute , the cuteness turned into sugar and entered their bloodstream
Do you have the other gif, looped one

Oh this one, thanks
Best event ever
LETS HOPE SHE IS B"
someone said they are going to make a better looped version of this later when she releases
b2
Now what’s the minigame rule
??? why
nikke is so back
Imagine another sorting game
???? what are you cookin with crown
nice

no way thats a thing now
where tf is cdr bro
no way im bursting every 2 minutes
ew Rev 
Alice kit where, and burst animation
I gotta know if i need to load another pack of tickets
alice 0.5 cdr heal stack
Don’t worry, we begin to sharpen our sword to fight against hoyofans
They love censorship patches
if shes b2 cdr
gg for my bank account
Same here
was it something with a black shadow or smth?
i remember this
yikes.
gotta watch it
Hmm should I start planning for the next attacker pilgrim?
it was a censor water bubble blocking the view
Already swiped for Soda
i bought the 20$ and 55$ pack just in case
always
As in save for the next 5 months
tbh its really shit
he has like 3 takes
and 2 of the takes are just false info lmfao
and?
Better read the quotes, its more fun
water stream to cover the butt
I can just watch it and think for myself bruh
even fully clothed charas lol
I'll grab a few copies of Sanis from mileage for mlb
not everyone is a f%cking twitter retard
that follows what's said
neither
Lets be honest fam this isnt what you think is but SU wants you to think it is something else
As always, Rev is shit.
I wish twitter didnt exist but then, where would i get my hentai arts from 
it is , cant prove me wrong

People like them just feast on misinformation getting people riled up for no reason
pixiv, danboruu, kemono
imma reload my youtube page now. I wonder if it will show up

its on his second page
Pixiv been so slow recently idk
I might need to try vpn
funny enough
i think thats just traffic
i am not watching a man in his 30s under a child's display cover the soda incident
usually around after lunch time or work time
the traffic picks up so much the site is laggy af
understandably lol

Yeah 
"the soda incident"

her shoes being sneakers canonically makes sense
well shit
The only incident that happened to her was me giving her backshots 
Are they going to fix those hands though 
hands are fine,do you want man hands maybe?



i still dont understand what that is

Just by font alone I could tell who published the video 
would be better with
twitter freaks: 🤡 😱 🤬
azur lane devs: 👍
nikke devs: 🗿
nah, we both moyai
add community also
why is it that nikke devs get the shit
listen i know its a vibrator but what ELSE can it be
explain
(kidding) azur lane should to... smhsmh
bro the moyai made my discord make vine boom i forgot about that lmao
LMFAO WHAT
🗿
spam him
vencord plugin
i will remember that
You know is a microphone,those things can be put in that place too
around the waist sure...
yes this one exactly
go check where is put in real life,you will be surprised
the artist deliberately put it there to cause traction
🗿
its so fucking funny cus its so rare so you forget about it until it happens once ever few months
Yes that too,but still is a fair place to put a micro
???

compete? there's no reason bruh
Azur lane revenue is less than nikke lol is the other way around lol
am i missing something
like, both games always were fucking fanservice
theres no war to begin with
true
Gacha fanboys just love their “wars” huh. Can’t just enjoy in peace?
good tradeoff
After the release of Stellar Blade, they dont need to hold back anymore tbf
thats why they dropped the bunny nuke
soon we will see AL and Nikke devs just doing a handshake while laughing at twitter
we have both
they kinda have to since
12+, 10 cents
fanservice cant top AL artists
Doesn't Rev just cover drama?
true
Kind seems like it
Ngl they should make the 17+ already and go all out
You know some of those work for Nikke too right?
"drama" in this case
he both covers and makes it
the artists?
rev incredibly cringe
yeah some of them work for shift up too
or wait this different
in this case he made it

I wonder if I still have it in my history
nikke at its core outsources most work, so it isnt unexpected
remember to date your ships guys
yeah... seems about alright
Like if I showed anyone that game and said, "it's 12+", they'd look at me and call me crazy
Still waiting for Alice
Same
She is so adorable and beautiful
on god.

Indeed will do every day 😉
Where Alice kit
Haha oki
2h27 minutes... maybe
Ill def make mlb for Alice 😉
damn
watch me get her offrate on next banner
I wanna mlb both
yo gatrix
Soda bunny ass rating?
we do?
EoS soon


here
fuck the "drama"
time to watch some good shit instead
same
Wait
Nikke EoS soon
They cant EoS until shift up release official Nikke sex droids 
I will actually have a pc at that time
Nikke never was a lewd game

Fym



Some hints

but never in lewd azur lane lvl
how so?
How so what?
I'll take it
nikke never did something like azur lane

damn
what do you consider "lewd"?
ewww
good
🗿
Lol 250
interesting
this skin is pretty much like
you buy skin for 250 i buy a game for 250 we are not the same
is that karma?
default zed looks better
Ahri and LB
interesting
both are scam
"Yu're not a real gamer if you don't buy"
yea i gotta watch a video of it first
Almost 8 gacha skin
In nikke
yea u can buy a tarkov unheard edition for 250, then an assassins creed game for another 120 and you'll be left with a little bit
left with MCdonald meal
ah why not another game for 80 dollars

be amurica, eat donald and pepper
have u seen the size of the patties
just buy AC basic edition for even less
i like my beef patty thinner
meanwhile kfc in Poland
god so fucking good bro
or i just pirate AC Black flag, the best AC game ever to be released
mmmm
its disgusting if its super thick
pirate in both sense actually works in that sentence lmfao
What about borgah kingu and KFC?
alice kitters?
nah

she's support, surely ain't gonna be a B3 
to dish volume out my tetra tower comp
so you use a healer CDR instead of a crit buff CDR
on top of a team with high healing value

My whole sg team is 1/1/1
tove has cdr?
nope, she's B1
Just sanis is 10/10/9
oh.
my server whale is running summer mary+bunnies

also the best pirate ship simulator, better than that overpriced POS AAAA Skull and Bones game from Ubishit lol.
Meet and greet with Cosplayers is whatever for me
please dont mention that dogshit game
absolute horror of a game
If they give out free pulls
what was it like 8 years in development or something?
would you like some reading https://fixupx.com/NIKKE_en/status/1795417408296878318
And have a stand to sell merch I'd be up for it
-11 years
that's 4000 fucking days
OH GOD
bor, they could have split it like RH
96360 hours
why are there so many iron nikkes
Where is Alice kit? And where is Alice love doll? 😉 i really want both @zenith robin 
imma get a better resolution on twitter ngl
it's balanced?
27/25/22/24+1/22
fire/water/wind/iron/electric
i feel like a lot of recent nikkes are iron
prolly a gas leak
prydwen's going to have lots of fun with this
except for nikke.gg because they use the lss files i think
there is a chimera in the outskirts kindergarden , yeah no im not going in there to kill that beast
620,000 people without power now kek
3 mins
have they tried turning it off and on again?

you may as well retype it
just use chatgpt

to read it for you
ill read it out for you, like a bed time story if you want
good idea
nevermind
it's a fucking wall of thext too
but less
nah, i am good
"Simplify"
just say summarise in less than 100 words
It seems about right
I feel so lucky... Bought spring roll from Taiwanese food stand, it said 3 pieces.. box had 4!!!
W
nice
where are all the SMG classes lol
its like we get 1 smg then boom 3RL 3 SR and 2 MG
no love for the SMG weapon
did you just wake up or?
my heart
What kind of pussy pack are you playing if it doesn't rip your head off in one jump
im long past the hobo phase with no gear
It's still a chimera idk
wait it has tarkov sounds
the jump too lol
it has ye
gee wonder who added them
I wanna know too 
its gamma 
gamma itself only adds questionable balance choices, rest is done by anomaly community
Still no power still no alice
inb4 kit sucks
Tia, Naga banner:
whats this game
stalker anomaly mod pack Gamma
the mental gymnastic this dude in is insane

Need balance
If I could make a Venn diagram, a huge chunk of these people play all three of GI, HSR, and Wuwa simultaneously
No pun intended 
Unless you also play Nikke, I could set differences aside
mhy players in general
No, it really is more a twitter problem 
its so funny that mhy players really like gay ship
I play both GI and HSR and know plenty of people on Discord who also do who are not remotely close to that insanity 
any mention of hetero will trigger them
mhy players are equal opportunity lewd. Only the twitter ones are insane.
Not really, heard of r/Genshin_Impact?
Also a reddit problem, sorry
Oh yea names another app that’s famous for being cringe as fuck
Both are pretty much the same thing. Reddit just thinks its better because it's a bit more isolated 

HSR players aren’t any different from Nikke players.
Same with Honkai 3rd (except in China).
Heck, I bet a lot of those twitter people don't even actively play Genshin anymore. Just look at fan art, videos, and memes 
pArT oF tHe ComMuNiTy
Me only looking at Yoimiya fanart and etc.
Probably also F2P players 
Otherwise they'd be too busy working to complain about other gacha games on twitter

i only look at "fan art"
show hsr player a male character vs nikke players a male character
you'll see the difference real quick

I paid Welkin thrice in GI, never again.
Counterpoint: Andersen

Who?
Next April 1st.
The tin can from nier event
Also Pascal voiced by female so might as well be female 
Some did
They did not care 
It was an amazing read. Reading people say that Pascal is a slippery slope to more male characters
pascal is as much a male as crown is

crown the king after all
Playable Johan, just instantly clears the screen.
Unrelated, but make sure not to do your Dispatches after next reset!
Wait until after maintenance to get tactics academy done for collectible dispatches 👀
Resetting is a thing
I want playable mustang
but i ain't spending 50 gems lol
mt is on thursday?
yes
Can’t wait to see if her kit saves her from the SMG
its not even reset time, only in jp and kr
the rest are still behind
saved like liter
Already shown to still be in unlimited
Balice is support it doesn't matter what kind of weapon she is using
boda balice bnoir blanc team
we're missing btove
bove
or are we all depends on balice
Reset time is the same for all servers

Oh wait, I'm dumb
Yeah, it's two resets from now 
Doing my dailies late today, so my clock is messed up
F this stage, all the tentacle and no cd rapture bs 
balice and boda gonna drain us all
sitting in a corner watching the show they will alright. I'll stay in my corner
🅱️oda
Them not being unique means I can save for something else
🅱️ 🅾️ 🇩 🅰️

The skill description
But we did send a truck kun to shift up 
Hmmm
this has to be bait

Imagine folding
good job guys

I do that all the time
found the original post

you can already see that this person is based, Mogador on pfp

she's so fine bro 
ouch, it's so true
you havent seen #nikke-dressing-room or #nikke-undressing-room yet have you

time to take a look there
theres a lot
my eyes have been blessed

I can't wait for the Alice x soda influx soon
I hope elegg gets dethroned and new bunnies take over
We are down to 580k without power. They have restored 70k people
Took them 7 hours to do lol
This wasn't the first time the Hoyo fandom got involved with Nikke
That one Tectone post with XRupee
i still have no idea why people still watching him

because hes good?
He doesnt sugarcoat
?
like 4 years ago?
what he used to be isnt what he is now
he said he doesnt give a fuck about anyone anymore and speaks his mind out
he's #1 watched streamer on wuwa category atm and he's literally popping off with every video
also him shitting on all these hoyotards trying to defend their game and attack wuwa is hilarious
literally nobody watched tectone during arknights or w/e the fuck
he started streaming genshin and became popular
all the haters 'but arknights but arknights but arknights' like come the fuck on who gives a fuck nobody knew him back then
he's popular cuz of genshin
Just GI players mostly. They are all too NTRd into liking the game even though they dont get much qol.
Which Tectone points out often
Still no kit for Alice? 
Maybe in 12 hours
yeah i'm sure alice kit releases tomorrow
Meanwhile I'm just happier coming back to Nikke... keeping myself at a large distance from the HYV community
Signal and 1.5. Anni was the best thing to happen me in a while
according to the leaks they about to have a whole skin color drama when 5.0 releases and the archon is a certain color ruling over a country with people of another color lol
genshin players are sensitive to that stuff
Nikke playerbase is such a collection of like minded different fetish enthusiasts and we accept each other lol
let's not get into that




















