#Big Top Spaceship RP Server

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rancid bane
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If that really was your family, and you did love them, you'd be freaking out!

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@fleet ridge

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Yup, @sterile moss is safe!

sterile moss
fleet ridge
rancid bane
fleet ridge
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one of us one of us

rancid bane
sterile moss
rancid bane
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Little help @fleet ridge ?

fleet ridge
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yaaahhh

fleet ridge
sterile moss
rancid bane
sterile moss
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It not moving

rancid bane
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@fleet ridge Did you use the Life Gas or the Air Supply?

fleet ridge
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...whisper to @rancid bane ... just air -- should I bring it to life?

rancid bane
fleet ridge
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like I do with the tracker dogs

rancid bane
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alright just hurry

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I think he went to bed

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nvm

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Take your time

fleet ridge
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@sterile moss Iā€™ll cook something ā€” I mean.. just give me a day and Iā€™ll get you a moving one.

rotund glade
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New human walks on the ship hmm so this is what wesker newton wanted me to see

sterile moss
rotund glade
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Uses tin foil to block the shot

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Hah good try

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Wesker newton got us new gear

sterile moss
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Ok I can see Iā€™m out match but Iā€™m also a human I have been on here for longer I have a survived for a long while you need to go hide in that room there

rancid bane
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šŸšØ

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Whyyyyyy

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šŸ’„Hammer

sterile moss
rancid bane
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ā€¦

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Why have I done more killing on this ship than I wouldā€™ve on Earthā€¦

gritty snow
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Ive done a lot of killing

rancid bane
gritty snow
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a ton

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back on earth

rancid bane
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Whatā€™s this, ā€œSecret Scouting missionā€ everyoneā€™s been talking about?

gritty snow
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very secret mission to test the grounds of the earth before invasion

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had to make sure it was safe for us

rancid bane
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Fair, Iā€™m only a private, and this is my first mission

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Iā€™ve trained for this moment all my life, I donā€™t wanna screw it up

gritty snow
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we're watching you

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Dont mess up

rancid bane
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I wonā€™t let you down sir

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#šŸŽØfanart message

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My application says so here

fleet ridge
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1 hour 27 minutes until the announcement šŸ‘€

rotund glade
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Everyone join the vc watching movie and stream pulling all nighter spread the news šŸ¤”šŸ‘šŸšØ

sterile moss
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@rancid bane um sir he had some thing that blocked the raygun

fleet ridge
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1 minute

oblique trench
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Does anyone know the time the early scouting starts?

fleet ridge
oblique trench
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Perfect thank you, didn't want klownzilla to be mad

rancid bane
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Alright team. Iā€™ve secured the Baby Klowns for the traps and Lackey generators. Tomorrow, we boogie. Zillaspeed all.

gritty snow
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ATTENTION:

EVERYONE GET YOUR UNITS READY FOR DEPARTURE!

sterile moss
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T-minus 2 minutes till invasion

gritty snow
sterile moss
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Why canā€™t you wipe out my civilization sooner

gritty snow
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We will make your house our first stop to make it quick and painless for you dont worry

fleet ridge
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Omg I hope yā€™all have fun.. but not too much fun šŸ˜‰

rancid bane
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Bout thatā€¦

gritty snow
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oh ok

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taken care of

sterile moss
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Invasion has started begin the carnage

lavish ocean
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My queued position is 228 : )

hushed bough
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Spent 70 dollars still can't play šŸ˜­

fleet ridge
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What!!! Thereā€™s a queue to get to earth??

lavish ocean
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Invasion is going great for me.

gritty snow
hushed bough
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Almost 3 hrs later, still no game play, not happy

rotund glade
hushed bough
rotund glade
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Show

hushed bough
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Says that for hours

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I think my son screwed it up bc he got impatient when I had a quested #

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I pre-ordered the deluxe edition and now can't playšŸ„ŗif anyone can help, I'd greatly appreciate it.

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#killer-klowns

fleet ridge
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Well there better be room for me tonight!

rancid bane
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HEY! WHO TOOK ALL MY POPCORN TRAPS AWAY?

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I SURE I HAD MILLIONS SET UP! WHERE ARE THEY?

lavish ocean
rancid bane
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Iā€™m literally part of the TRAPPER Unit! We can trap without TRAPS

vivid condor
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Anyone on Xbox wanna team up? My mic is busted so I canā€™t talk through it but Iā€™m still pretty good at Klowning around

rancid bane
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Well, for a first day, I had a lot of fun. Chases some humans down, hooked more cocoons than most, and even got to keep a survivor from escaping in an ice cream truck

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The Ice Cream Truck was immobilized, but there seemed to be a poor Klown on the head on the truck, and I donā€™t wanna risk getting hit by a spell of the dead!

fleet ridge
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Well Iā€™m glad at least one of us had a successful invasion.

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I was stuck in the quietest part of earth surrounded by robots.. i think I got lost or something

sterile moss
sterile moss
rancid bane
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I know that as a Trapper, I'm supposed to focus on Traps, but since my traps are STILL NOT YET FOUND, I realized how good I am with the bazooka and lure!

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Despite being able to team wipe, it still sucks I donā€™t get to do what Iā€™ve always wanted to doā€¦

kindred orbit
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Too bad you have to he lvl 50 to play as shorty

violet plaza
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Bruh I thought Jason actually had his own discord server not a channel on this server lmao

rancid bane
long laurel
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Whatever works in my opinion.

rancid bane
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You guys are doing great! Iā€™ve never seen so many people using the popcorn bazooka! Iā€™ve popped about 58% of them all, nice to see theyā€™re not going to waste!

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Now, about my trapsā€¦.

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WHO TOOK THEM?

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Shoot, I really hope the Ranger and Tracker Units are tracking them down, I have the slightest suspicion that one of Wesker Newtonā€™s redneck goons found a way to steal themā€¦

vivid condor
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Finally on the hunt cocoon chubby

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rancid bane
vivid condor
long laurel
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Will soon be out as well, have some tasks before though

rancid bane
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Have you guys seen a slight increase in brawlers lately?

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I feel like no matter where I go, thereā€™s always some kid with boxing gloves!

long laurel
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I have as well, must be their first day out of the ship msybe.

rancid bane
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Kids, running around knocking blocks off. Why canā€™t they at least get some cocoons?

cosmic summit
vivid condor
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Iā€™m surprised people arenā€™t showing off their custom Klowns more

candid bridge
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Well I couldnā€™t go to the shop, I spent all my money transporting our entire supply of traps to earth early so they would be there when we arrived smart I hope they didnā€™t get lost in shipment. Either way, I am broke and could only afford my standard issue Klown uniform.

rancid bane
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Alright, we need to get the Trackers and Scouts on the case

candid bridge
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I was a good plan at the time.

rancid bane
candid bridge
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I am tying balloons as we speak.

sage shuttle
vivid condor
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Itā€™s good tho

rancid bane
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Another day, another bountiful harvest. Still, have any of the Trackers found the popcorn traps?

lavish ocean
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My fellow klowns, I have done the impossible.

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vivid condor
violet plaza
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Woah

rancid bane
cosmic summit
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We blocked and distracted them, we got more cocoon cocoon

sage shuttle
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Once I get a new keyboard I can actually just play tank throwing cocoons at people all game

lavish ocean
candid bridge
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I have come to report my flawless idea on how to find the traps

We just wait for the humans to walk into them and when they scream...we know where they are! KanadeTensaiGenius

rancid bane
candid bridge
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well then we will just wait until they open the box!

rancid bane
cosmic summit
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They hittin the gun!

rancid bane
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FUCK

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I worked so hard buttering all those kernels...

violet plaza
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I think you are getting your traps on June 4th....

rancid bane
violet plaza
rancid bane
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Either way, I can't wait to trap that bunker of his

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How does he have so many tho?

violet plaza
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Only 2? One in the camp and one in the city

rancid bane
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I get it, he's a radio host that gets his money from paranoid old men, and people who laugh at him, but I counted FIVE BUNKERS in all my missions!

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ONE IS IN AN AMUSMENT PARK

violet plaza
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Ah yes

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So 3?

rancid bane
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5

violet plaza
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Where are the other 2?

rancid bane
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Downtown
Suburbs
Amusement Park
Top of the World
Clown Camp

violet plaza
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Oh

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Maybe he's not jusr one dude

rancid bane
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I wish I could see inside those bunkers. I really hope they're shitty.

violet plaza
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But an entire organization

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don't forget he comes from umbrella

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Lol

rancid bane
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Sergeant Rudy tried to kill him, but they used our own Tele-tec to escape

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Now they have all our gear and are using it against us!

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They even got their hands on our consciousness absorbers and DNA scanners!

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What I'd give to show those Sookers who's boss

violet plaza
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Have you seen those humans in matches?

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Pathetic

rancid bane
violet plaza
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But I found the Ouija hilarious

rancid bane
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Sure, sometimes we let the Brawlers or Tanks watch over the tec, but still!

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Mhhhh

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I'll have to find more tapes to know if this is true

rancid bane
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In fact, I was walking by the respawn machine, then I hear, "LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUND MA RESPAWN MACHINE! BUILT IT WITH MA OWN TWO HAN'S!"

violet plaza
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Lmao who said that?

rancid bane
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I actually caught a human from that

violet plaza
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Mhhhh

rancid bane
violet plaza
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I'll have to find more tapes to confirm all of these

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Also ya sure Rudy's a Sargent? I mean I know he's more in the background but eh

rancid bane
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If you say so. Not much we can do as Trappers, so sometimes we have to work as either Trackers or guards

violet plaza
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Maybe more like a commander?

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A troup leader?

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The guy with the plans?

rancid bane
rancid bane
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He's a Sergeant First Class

violet plaza
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Bro I been fan of the franchise for years and I mostly stuck with official lore information

rancid bane
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I've seen him once on the field, he's not too happy about the delay in the traps

fleet ridge
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I've gone thru a few phases, but here I am

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violet plaza
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Nice nice nice

fleet ridge
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Also, I'm always down to hunt in packs - just lmk

long laurel
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Same, but Iā€™m on Xbox

rancid bane
rancid bane
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My suit came in

fleet ridge
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You look like blue COTTON CANDYY

rancid bane
fleet ridge
rancid bane
candid bridge
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Hehe swing and a miss. Not a problem with our cotton candy rayguns sir. Those are a constant stream of candy energy. Salute

rancid bane
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Not to mention the Bouncecasters making this harvest so easy! Thankfully no one seems to know about the fact that they secretly use an experimental concentrated glucose formula

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Imagine if the Tanks heard about that, itā€™d be a disaster

candid bridge
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Sir what happed to all the bouncecaster ammo?!

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lavish ocean
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Guys don't eat the blue cotton candy.

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It's bad...

candid bridge
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Too late!

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vivid condor
lavish ocean
rancid bane
fleet ridge
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Whatā€” whatā€™s wrong with it??

rancid bane
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You guys should be fine, Tanks are known to take an optional culinary class.

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Good thing too, the last thing I need is for our Trackers to be unable to track where my-err the Trapper Unitā€™s traps are.

violet plaza
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@rancid bane I dmed you

rancid bane
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please tell me you guys didnā€™t ingest expired breezle shroom juice

fleet ridge
candid bridge
sage shuttle
rancid bane
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That's it. I'm finding my Traps myself. Screw the Unit system I worked too hard for this.

violet plaza
candid bridge
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Give me another chance captain I can do bette- ooh some cotton candy cocoons

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ā€¦

fleet ridge
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STOP EATINGGG

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Iā€™m sh*tting rainbows

candid bridge
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Itā€™s sooooo good th-

fleet ridge
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Tomorrow we engage with the rest of our brothers we need to be top tier

candid bridge
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Youā€™re right I just need to collect myself andā€¦

fleet ridge
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Get it outttt

candid bridge
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Phew you saved me. I canā€™t believe they put mind control in the blue candyā€¦maybe

fleet ridge
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Iā€™m gonna send in some lackeys to clean this us

rancid bane
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Please donā€™t tell me you guys got addicted to the highs of breezle juice

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None of you are too high for work tomorrow are you?

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anyways, good news!

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look who i found!

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MY BABIES!!!!!!

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Funny stuff, I had a feeling something like this would happen, so I made fake Pop Secret Microwave popcorn packs, and put them into the Trap collection!

fleet ridge
rancid bane
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classic chest burster, never gets old

rancid bane
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Please dont tell me the shroom juice is still in your system

fleet ridge
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The photo is in motion and my eyes canā€™t focus

rancid bane
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Dear Zilla how many cocoons did you eat while i was gone

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Oh well, i got all my reusable traps back, hopefully that jerk Wesker didnā€™t get to open it. I had to use my car to dip in and out of his base. I hope i was fast enough not to be seen on camera

fleet ridge
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Hmmmm idk about that

rancid bane
candid bridge
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you urp you gonna finish that blue cocoon?

fleet ridge
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Bill E. You have a problem my dood

candid bridge
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Yeah I have a problem, and that problem is the blue cocoon is not in my klown belly!

rancid bane
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Anyone remember the meeting time for the briefing?

candid bridge
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It wasnā€™t reported sir. Salute

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Intergalactic calculations report a one to four earth hour estimate

candid bridge
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Orders from the ringleader dropped!

violet plaza
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@rancid bane We have to riot for our traps!!!!!

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we are our trapsssssss

fleet ridge
candid bridge
cosmic summit
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šŸ˜¦

lavish ocean
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@rancid bane did you manage to get ur traps?

rancid bane
lavish ocean
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Hmm

rancid bane
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See? They're right-

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....here....

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..............damn you Wesker Newton............damn you..........

violet plaza
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šŸ˜­

candid bridge
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Rudy fans are the most oppressed gamers.

fleet ridge
candid bridge
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If you didnā€™t save me from myself yesterday I would be upset

violet plaza
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As Rudy isn't featured in as many mechandise as the other Klowns

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And his Funko is damn hard crap to get

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Which ofcs I can't get

candid bridge
vivid condor
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Did we find the traps yet?

fleet ridge
violet plaza
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Shorty and Jumbo

fleet ridge
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jumbo is sketchy af

violet plaza
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Idk but those are the most prominent

violet plaza
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@rancid bane we lost

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fleet ridge
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That ACTUALLY sucks blue cocoon

violet plaza
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They replaced kill with traps to spawn lackeys....

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And the other mission, use Lure when that's already a Jumbo mission

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Tf is this

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I'm losing it rn

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Besides no preference and that S-U-C-K-S

rancid bane
violet plaza
cosmic summit
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I gotta listen to stream

fleet ridge
cosmic summit
fleet ridge
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ID check!! (What's ya'lls Epic? I'll add you šŸ˜„ )

cosmic summit
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DaBrownMan1812

rancid bane
candid bridge
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Lemme inspectā€¦um problem. My game doesnā€™t show the epic games account. despair_frog

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Psn is stavie-magee though

cosmic summit
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Baby klowns and preference q

rancid bane
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privates log # 34503, I loosst me babees theyre gone. Been drinking brrezzle shroom juice coocoons to help me process it. NO TRAPS I,m sad

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this might not be the eight tab

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why crrule worl

violet plaza
rancid bane
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ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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III AM A PRIVATE TRAPPER THINGY

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WITHOUT T R A P S

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YYYYYYY

violet plaza
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I'm sad about the babie too

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Someone one day in this server said Rudy was just a glorified Babysitter

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He has trash stats and no traps

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Barely appears in merch

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Maybe they were right all along?

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Isn't he as worthy and rutheless as we thought?

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šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

rancid bane
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no

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We have to try

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Our training gives us more speed and stamina than the Tracker Units,

violet plaza
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Yet people say that stuff doesn't matter

rancid bane
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We might not be the best for fighting, but by Zilla We can catch up

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Dont listen to people if you know the troof

violet plaza
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That's the canon name

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Jojo the Klownzilla

rancid bane
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Canon name? He was our God remember?

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Before, the incident

violet plaza
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Eh?

rancid bane
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Now we have his predisesor

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Klownzilla Jr.

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ThE dynasty?

violet plaza
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Bro what are you smoking

rancid bane
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You don't watch TV don't you

violet plaza
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I watched ton of tv in my youth

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There was never a killer klown series

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So idk what are you referring too

rancid bane
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HUUUUUH????

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HE'S ALIVE???

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Lemme check the intranet heeerrrr

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HOLY HELL HE IS ALIVE

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I didn'y know he had his own repawn machine

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that explains a lot,

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but why does Klownzilla look just like his son?????????

violet plaza
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Magori is just slightly different from Rudy...

rancid bane
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o

rancid bane
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Hows everyoneā€™s invasion? Iā€™ve found a giant ice cream truck

violet plaza
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My outfit

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lavish ocean
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Pretty

violet plaza
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thx

rancid bane
violet plaza
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pink hair

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it's on challenge I have to get it

rancid bane
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M Y TRAPS!!!!! šŸ˜­

violet plaza
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ah yeah absolutely

rancid bane
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Theee pasiiiin isss stilllll hereeee

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thNk you blue cocoon man

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i eatsssss

violet plaza
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Well we have to wait and wait and wait wait

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Is there purple cocoon? I thuink we should try that

rancid bane
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Not that i knowssof

violet plaza
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F

austere ether
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Rudy fuckin sucks

cosmic summit
candid bridge
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Did someone say blue cocoon?!

fleet ridge
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Yā€™all are obsessed with that stuff

candid bridge
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I can quit anytime I want see?

lavish ocean
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Disgusting blue cotton candy...

candid bridge
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More for me

violet plaza
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I want purple cotton candy

candid bridge
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Sir, we are klowns not purple people eaters

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Now have this sophisticated alcoholic drink

rancid bane
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Hold on, gonna sober up

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I might has well work with what I've got

violet plaza
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Mace and Gigaray? Because that's Trapper's only stuff

candid bridge
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Giga ray is so bad Despair1

violet plaza
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Nah I like it. It's bugged now tho

candid bridge
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How is it bugged?

tame gulch
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I think instead of adding Big Top Tent just as a regular new map, it would be so awesome if they made Big Top Tent a new game mode in itself. My idea would be like a fun house you go into and have new goals/things/objectives to do. With there being a lot of fun mazes/games/traps throughout it and cool funny advanced Klown technology. Anyone like this idea? Would love to see some cool unique game modes in the future.

rancid bane
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Big Top Spaceship RP Server

mint solstice
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And the klownzilla as part of it

cunning girder
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Ive done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days straight

rancid bane
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I still can't believe my life right now. No traps

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All I have is my popcorn bazooka

lavish ocean
violet plaza
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You got the mace and gigaray

mint solstice
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Is gigaray good

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How does it work

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Like what type of shot does it do

violet plaza
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I like it it's fast

rancid bane
# mint solstice How does it work

Itā€™s engineered to fire a concentrated beam of glucose to prey, making them cocoon faster.
Because of itā€™s slow charge time, itā€™s best used on either unaware targets or downed targets

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I personally donā€™t use it, since Iā€™m more oriented towards chasing humans

vivid condor
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Did we find the traps today?

rancid bane
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guess

vivid condor
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No

rancid bane
vivid condor
past pine
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Well we need them

candid bridge
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Good news klowns I have set up my own intricate trap system with candy bait. I already have captured one human in the trap

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cosmic summit
fleet ridge
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Trackers be like ^

long laurel
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I will now have this visual everytime I get my dog, since I main a tracker

rotund glade
violet plaza
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That achievement isn't on Steam thought

candid bridge
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Balloon-Da!

cosmic summit
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Lol

fleet ridge
lavish ocean
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Respect it

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Capeesh

past pine
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Yea we are

rancid bane
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Another successful harvest

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violet plaza
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Yay

rotund glade
rancid bane
violet plaza
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Hey @rancid bane what's your opinion on savage Klowns like me who uh take bites instead of drinking

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or is that normal behavior too?

rancid bane
violet plaza
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absolutely

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nom nom nom

rancid bane
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Do you bite the top or bottom first?

violet plaza
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eh top?

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head first I guess...

rancid bane
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Oh, no big deal then

lavish ocean
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I bit the hook on accident

violet plaza
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lmao

rancid bane
rancid bane
lavish ocean
violet plaza
rancid bane
lavish ocean
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Instructions unclear!!!

violet plaza
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you silly

lavish ocean
violet plaza
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hook it first

lavish ocean
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I should probably stop eating the cocoons that fell off the hooks and onto the ground

violet plaza
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lmaaaoooo

lavish ocean
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They are just to heavy to put back up

violet plaza
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then call a tank

lavish ocean
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I hurt my back when trying to toss it to a tank infact.

young dune
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Bro whoever keeps leaving cotton candy scraps on the floor needs to get their shit together. Itā€™s getting in the vents and itā€™s a pain in the ass to clean

rancid bane
fleet ridge
rustic zealot
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: )

candid bridge
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Iā€™m sorry did someone say free cotton candy?!

rancid bane
candid bridge
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Itā€™s mine!

fleet ridge
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Get in there ^^

candid bridge
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will there be cotton candy?

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Only blue one is bad pink is the good good good stuff

violet plaza
rancid bane
violet plaza
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Good

rustic zealot
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boys we got ourselves a song

violet plaza
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Well we had a song before...

rustic zealot
violet plaza
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But that song is nuts

rustic zealot
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Ik

violet plaza
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I wish I could tell em to make a song rapping about the main Klowns

rustic zealot
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Yeah

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Heā€™s on YouTube

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You can try to comment on his video

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See what happens

violet plaza
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Tsss I don't use YouTube with an account

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But you can try for me @rustic zealot šŸ‘€

rustic zealot
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Ok I feel like it

violet plaza
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Yeeeayyy!

rustic zealot
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Just give me a second

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Done

violet plaza
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Yay

rustic zealot
violet plaza
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tonight yeah

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rn no I'm doing stuff

rustic zealot
rustic zealot
past pine
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Who disgraced us with that song

past pine
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Who was in the cover art

fleet ridge
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šŸ‘€ I donā€™t think our fellow clowns understand what this is used forā€¦

rancid bane
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šŸ¤”

fleet ridge
violet plaza
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@rancid bane So we like cotton candy burgers too

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young dune
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So we just let one guy speak for all of us then. What if I donā€™t like cotton candy burgers then

violet plaza
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Ayy ofcourse we all have different type of cotton candy food

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What's your favorite cotton candy food? @young dune

young dune
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I couldnā€™t choose, I mean look at me

violet plaza
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lol

rancid bane
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How are the Trapper Units doing so far?

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I know that the past few weeks have been rough, but I made a realization!

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If we canā€™t use traps, we can BE the traps!

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Today I showed up at a carnival, but my team wasnā€™t with me, so I was forced to work on my own.

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I realized that the best way to kill all the humans was by keeping track of all the objectives!

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Simply doing that while collecting every cocoon in sight, I was able to single handedly wipe out all the humans!

violet plaza
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As a trapper all of what can I do is collect cocoons and hopefully avoid getting ganged up

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The popcorn bazooka was so good man

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What the hell happened

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Well I did when I was not using the bazooka...

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Maybe I should stop changing my weapons all the time because of those eh "challenges" they imposse to us...

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Spies?!

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Klowns working with humans?!?!

rancid bane
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Other way around stupid

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Those are traitors

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I said spies

violet plaza
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Humans getting in the ship?

rancid bane
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I donā€™t know how!

violet plaza
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Grrr when's Jojo when you need him

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It's like we should put traps on the doors or something...

rancid bane
violet plaza
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More like I want to forget

rancid bane
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Agreed

violet plaza
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I just want to chomp humans off at this point

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No cocoons

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If Baby Klowns can do it so we can

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You said becoming traps yourself right?

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I'll trap them in my jaws

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Boring stuff

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Isn't there more drugstores to storm meanwhile?

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Other klowns seem to pertake in killing rather than bringing food

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Like most

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Like 90%

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What is happening to our army Jason

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Ugh humans

rancid bane
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sometimes you have to do what it takes to finish the mission

violet plaza
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The bazooka used to be so good man

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Maybe we should start bringing the Uzis and all

rancid bane
rancid bane
violet plaza
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Or are they still in experimental phase?

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Not if we find him and kill him for good

rancid bane
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First our tech, then our traps, what else is next?

rancid bane
violet plaza
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I heard of some Leon human

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Maybe we can trick him into chasing Wesker

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Him and his friend Chris

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Don't you think?

rancid bane
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ā€¦Wesker always finds a way

violet plaza
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Maybe not if we dump him in a volcano

rancid bane
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Look, we disabled his cameras and tried to raid one of his bases, but he took all the stuff and jumped into a portal machine!

violet plaza
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A portal he stole from us

rancid bane
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Yes, OUR TECH

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He also got his hands on a respawn orb and some consciousness absorber chips

violet plaza
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What if Wesker took all of our traps?

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All of them

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And that's why we can't find them

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Maybe a second raid to his base wouldn't be bad ya know

rancid bane
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Trust me, he did

violet plaza
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Freaking Wesker I hated him for Umbrella but now I hate him more

rancid bane
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I followed to popcorn trail to a warehouse and stole the box back, but it was nothing but explosives!

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Umbrella corps ya know...

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Making human virueses and stuff, contaminating precious human food

rancid bane
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Thatā€™s Albert Wesker

violet plaza
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Same voice

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It's the same dude

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Just using a different identity

rancid bane
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I dunno, Wesker is the kind of guy that would be against all the virus stuff

violet plaza
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If it's a klown virus

rancid bane
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He seems to be more of a joke celebrity on Earth

violet plaza
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Who has time for earth celebraties anyways

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Food is food

rancid bane
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Earthlings of course

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They find him so funny that keep giving him money, he makes more content, and the loop continues

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Hell, those that do believe him end up joining his group of conspirators

violet plaza
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I just know one thing and that thing is that I'm getting those traps back even if I have to go alone

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Idc

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For the Klown race!

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I'll go

rancid bane
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Also, look out for cameras, if we get caught, we might start a war!

violet plaza
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War with those punny humans

rancid bane
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The humans must be unaware so we can harvest them peacefully

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and safely

violet plaza
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I'm gonna sneak

rancid bane
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and more cost effectively

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Fine, just donā€™t get caught. If thereā€™s evidence of our existence, then our food supply is as good as gone.

violet plaza
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I'm not gonna get caught!

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Good Klowns don't get caught

young dune
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Works every time

lavish ocean
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I did that with one of the brawlers, let's just say that it was efficient.

cosmic summit
rancid bane
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You guys handling crowds well?

young dune
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:/

cosmic summit
candid bridge
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His smile is falling off

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readjusts smile.

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There

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: |

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Oop forgot the nose

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: o |

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There

rancid bane
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Hope you guys remember to hook cocoons, it can save a harvest from complete failure!

candid bridge
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You know, perhaps I should resign from my life as a hunter and pursue a career as a simple farmer, tending to my cocoons

past pine
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Does any one clean the crazy straws

rancid bane
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If only we didnā€™t put them in those coliseums for sport, but some people canā€™t resist some good entertainment

candid bridge
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Well maybe if they stop whacking me while I color the cocoons blue it wonā€™t be a problem. I just want to farm the blue cotton in peace

past pine
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Will some one clean the straws there are getting clogged

past pine
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Please

rancid bane
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Which unit's straws are we referring to? Each unit is responsible for cleaning their own straws

sterile moss
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Iā€™m up whatā€™s. Going on what happened I blacked out

past pine
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Some one forgot to clean the brawlers straws

candid bridge
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See Iā€™m smart. I just drink more when the straw looks dirty. That way the new liquid pushes out the old liquid. smart

rancid bane
candid bridge
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Yes I am me, the genius.

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Care for a pre-flavored straw?

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Itā€™s blueeeeee

past pine
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How is tending to the popcorn today its my 20th hour on the job

candid bridge
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It is good sir, I am eating as much as I can

rancid bane
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no......

candid bridge
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I mean AG_Popcorn they are good, but I wouldnā€™t call em my babies

violet plaza
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Still Klown babies...

rancid bane
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@balmy haven Ladies and gentleklowns, the save of the day goes too....

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lavish ocean
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Holy moly

south sand
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Damn based

violet plaza
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The MVP

rancid solstice
past pine
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Tasty

rancid bane
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Have any of the Rangers found where Weskerā€™s portals lead? Iā€™ve once tried taking one, but the portal rejected me!

past pine
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I threw a cocoon in it and foud it in town squares portal

rancid bane
past pine
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I guess

rancid bane
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Well then. I have an idea. Does anybody here have a spare human cadaver I could borrow? It seems that the portal might reject Klowns by observing the facial features

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Simply put, we could use a human body to trick the portal machineā€™s AI into thinking weā€™re human!

violet plaza
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My final drip. Finally got the sweet prismatic shoes. šŸ˜Œ

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sterile moss
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@rancid bane what has happen i blacked out

rancid bane
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I predict that going through the portal will either send you to a random part of Crescent Cove, or maybe take us directly to Wesker Newton himself!

sterile moss
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yes sir

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but how do i get back

past pine
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You dont

rancid bane
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Although knowing Wesker weā€™d need a plan in case he checks each of his arrivals for Klown Tech

past pine
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We can use human walkie talkies

rancid bane
past pine
candid bridge
rancid bane
sterile moss
rancid bane
candid bridge
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Well you wonā€™t know until you try now take this side of the can and jump through!

past pine
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Ok

sterile moss
rancid bane
sterile moss
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Ok I need a knifes and a walkietalkie take and coordinate so I can punch them in the the teleporter so I can get back

rancid bane
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Alright team, let's- wait, why knives

violet plaza
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To cut humans in parts for cotton candy goodies? šŸ¤”

rancid bane
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Or maybe

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TO POP OUR NOSES!!!

violet plaza
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Are you implying he's a traitor?

rancid bane
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Look, he's a softskin, letting him live is one thing, but asking for sharp objects?

violet plaza
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Ah yeah

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Mhhhh

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Sus

rancid bane
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@sterile moss

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You've got some explaining to do

violet plaza
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I'm gonna munch on them if they do one sus thing

sterile moss
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i need knives just in case i get cacconed

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alright if i wanted to betray i would have already i still have that ray gun you gave me

past pine
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I dont know

candid bridge
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NOSE POPPER!!!

sterile moss
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NO IM NOT A NOSE POPER IM NOT IM NOT

lavish ocean
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Fellas I believe we are missing some equipment...

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A while back we were getting details of this new weapon we would be allowed to bring on our invasions.

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It's simply gone.

sterile moss
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what is it

lavish ocean
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A rifle, atleast that's what I think.

sterile moss
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oh i know what your talking about your talking about the popcorn rifle i may or may not have lost it in the cotton candy room

lavish ocean
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Hmm strange, how would you know considering our ship doesn't even have them!

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This was what I was referring too...

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I wonder what happened to our shipment...

sterile moss
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because i may or may not have found the only one in a crate

lavish ocean
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Wait, where's the crate?

sterile moss
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well there was only that one rifle in there so i may or may not have desroyed the crate

lavish ocean
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Was there any other crates..?

sterile moss
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no just the one

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but we still have the rifle it just some where idk

lavish ocean
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Well I wonder what happened to the rest of our shipments then...

sterile moss
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idk maybe limmited run

candid bridge
sterile moss
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Well what happened to the traps I have seen them ever sinceā€¦

past pine
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Qre we wtill sending the human through the portal

sterile moss
rancid bane
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Stupid softskins

violet plaza
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Freaking Wesker we need to find him and eat him piece by piece

rancid bane
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I have a few ideasā€¦

violet plaza
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Ah haha well yeah

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Let's make him watch us eating his friends

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Good idea!

rancid bane
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Oh trust me, there so much we can do

violet plaza
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Including that

rancid bane
violet plaza
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Flash?

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???

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Flash what?

rancid bane
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Flash sear, when you cook a meat on high heat for a few seconds

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Makes the meat inside sterile to eat raw

violet plaza
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Ah I like middle term

rancid bane
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Iā€™ve never had a flash sear before in my life!

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Never thought it might be on this ship, eating the corpse of one of Weskerā€™s loved ones whom burned to death.

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Eh, thereā€™s a first for everything!

violet plaza
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Hahaha

rancid bane
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We just need to find that softskin punk Wesker Newtonā€¦

violet plaza
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It gets on my nerves. How he keeps avoiding us

sterile moss
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So do we have a telloporter or do we need to find one

rancid bane
past pine
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It was at the camp

rancid bane
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Alright, we need to confirm we can trust @sterile moss beforehand, he could be using this opportunity to escape and leak documents

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Since weā€™ve suspiciously gotten weaker popcorn bazookas and our bouncecaster glucose chambers have a less concentrated formula

past pine
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Yes

sterile moss
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Look I know if I betray you guy Im going to die in mere seconds I have been on this ship since I canā€™t remember that how long itā€™s been

rancid bane
sterile moss
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Well how would I use it if Iā€™m dead

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Plusā€™s may or may steal some stuff from earth

rancid bane
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Hmmm

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Anyone here that can vouch for this softskin?

violet plaza
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not me

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I'll eat it if it gets close to me

sterile moss
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Sir you know me you gave me a ray gun seeraygun I have been on this ship too long like Iā€™m starving I need food but besides that I have been loyal I told every thing i know

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I hate wesker

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Donā€™t you remember the popcorn cannon I made you

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I wear this green dog collar with honor

rancid bane
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Look, you can @ someone to vouch for you. I want to hear from someone else that you can be trusted

sterile moss
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What happened to seƱorita spikey

rancid bane
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I guess thereā€™s only one thing to do

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Something I shouldā€™ve done long ago.

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Iā€™m going to request a solo mission to find Wesker Newton myself, and return with my beloved traps!

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@sterile moss Stay here. Iā€™ll be back soonā€¦.

sterile moss
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Let me go with you I can help you I know earth like the back of my hand your going to need help

violet plaza
cunning girder
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Yo fellas should i drop the new album

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violet plaza
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Yes

cunning girder
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Bet

supple kestrel
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HI

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im new

cosmic summit
cunning girder
sterile moss
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Umm so am I going through the portal

past pine
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Sure

cunning girder
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Cmon, when will my pet grow up????

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vagrant sand
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The best klown Fuck Fuck smokes fat blunt and emotes

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