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Why end it till 20
Cuz its 20XX
2067
20- 9/11
2001
o_O
as longest they spend money, it doesnt matter to the devs
money doesnt stink
Mr crabs is that you o_0
some are legal I think
Lmao
Legal
who the characters in blue archive, pretty sure they are all under 18, the oldests are 17
Breedable
It's illegal in BA world
I think there is 1 at 18
The one character that can legally fuck :I
everyone past 19 is automatically executed, its like in this movie, forgot the name of it,
no one legal in b.a 
20 is expired
Logan's Run
Man I'm 20
you got a 16 with 45 body
in the ba universe you would be executed if you are a female
Plot twist. In ba files are faked-
I'm a fucking man
they even has a 15 with 6 body 
5 year old with adult body or adult with 5 year old body ?
Which you smashing

shit is so confusing in that game
Just change the law dude
💥 @sullen junco stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995043 landmine(s) remaining)
There's 12yo with -yo in BA
Rip
Bro wanted to change laws and got executed
Lmao
ibuki in ba is 11
Irl goverment be like 😭
the ba community is lewding her like crazy
at least at Nikke, theyll robot and practically old model, but just have different age memory programming
but to smash them you practically need godly amount of hip power
like literally
In germany s*x is legal from 14 and onwards (idk how it looks in america n other countrys)
Ye EU in general is pretty low i believe
https://youtu.be/pw_-QPXzlSA?si=fbPkiNilkkohwUa0
This was so peak
Its 67 in Japan btw
Ok there are places whre its from 9 and onwards
67 what
Aw
ofcourse there is, but i prefer things more well developed
this explains their low birthrates, they are all infertile by that point
The boobys gotta JIGGLE
Japan and korea is doomed btw
Alter was.
if you well developed in 16, i might give u a pass, but aint no way you can be developed that fast without proper nutrition
Oder beides
this is what age of consent should be based on, jiggle physics, if they dont jiggle, its illegal
Exactly
If you flat, you just had bad luck
you probably need some great genetic to achieve that feat
mostly got great developed body at around 20s
Annyways as a guy im over average with 14 already (dont question how i know ...)
Interesting, so id need to aim for young adults
Noted
Or i go the Milf route
So the flats aren't allowed to reproduce 
Yes
Bad genetics
ich spamme deine dms damit
eugenics
Ja oder nein
Bidde nd bruda 😭
well some ofcourse have different taste
aint no way all have same taste
Ja ok!
Some also like little children
sieben oder sechs
Sechs sieben 6️⃣ 7️⃣
Sechs sieben
Sechs sieben jahre Dagestan
this is what ww2 was fought over, whether six should come first or seven
Ww3 will be bout 9 or 11 first
wir gehen besser in den deutschen chat bevor uns die mods lebendig häuten
ww3 will be about the age of consent, america is on the side of lowering it, china is on the side of raising it
Im gone for now bub
Okie 
Im on the side of: if it jiggles its breedable
it already started just need secure strategic position
even if 80+ old?
Smash
i dunno, those indonesian practically sell their land so as their neighbors i practically fucked up anyway 
No...
That reads “femboy mods”
you will be part of the non-aligned factions in ww3
I personally will be
not a big fan of the art style
manga better
Except i see a thick tomboy mommy on one side
I don't watch anime
I only watch mangas
Then im switching to that side
Oh my god bruh
I HAVE STANDARDS
Gonna slime you with them
if they are saggy, they are no longer legal
Bring me yvonne irl and i might let you
True
But they still jiggle? (not me tho)
Nah they sag
Jiggle is when they dont just hang down
Sure.
Let me buy the cosplay first
Ya a boy or a girl o_0 (important info)
Frau
Mann
Ok
Aka female
Just didnt wana see a femboy ruin my impression of yvonne
Any gfl2 fan?
what about a hermaphrodite
Aphrodite o_0 goddes of love
I'm not
Smash
My boobs are big enough to cosplay her if I wanted to
Dayum
Zesty
Looks pretty close to the novel art at least
https://static.zerochan.net/Asanagi.Umi.1024.3716676.webp
But does the ass also fit o_0
No
Rip
That’s where I lack, but it’s noticeable enough
are we talking about manboobs?
Source : trust me bro
Not trust me
No fem boobs
It's 99.67% true
femboy's boobs?
The mommy m*lkers
What the fuck man
XD
Just gonna drop this aura and then leave
Fangyi milkers?
Yvonne and fangyi milkers
One day you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful
Yea, ill gladly go to hell if it means enjoying my life
sweet Fangyi milkers, need them so badly
she's a girl duh
Guy In Real Life 
Fangyi is me irl
Mommy with milkers
What is GOD is it TASTY?
Mods are going to skin you alive
can she take that much?
And i will prolly still laugh
Im sick
Wriorinde betterr
Idk
get healthy
Yea id also be when talking with me
ultra smash
Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?! was announced!
︀︀
︀︀Drive around as a literal truck and isekai people into another world by smashing into them in this silly anime-inspired vehicular action game~
Gws
() => Debug.Log("lambda?") 
gotta do some research and fieldtesting, see if it works or if she implodes
What tha fuck
Id like to keep her ...
Not see her implode / explode
Endfield needs to follow Yvonne’s character design for future characters
The face is to horny to be a kids
No jiggle so pass
Ik
Is the human race the master race, or is it actually the anime girls we worship. And by we i mean everyone else.
System.out.println(boring ? "Isekai" : 1/0);
she got no jiggle
mhhm, barely, hardly see any jiggle
Jiggleable so smash
Thers potential
Its umamusume bro... What do u expect ✌️😭
Arent the right ear accessory umas males
It's not even animated 
Bred, impregnanted
smash it into oblivion
Smash till she cant walk
What?
There's stickers I can't show
Show me in DM's
There r gifs i can show
Man didnt think the official server was this interesting
smash it so it turns into a nuclear explosion
It is indeed
In real life.
I didn't understand what u said bro
where is my big bang smash?
Umas with an accessory on their right ear are males irl. Left being female. If i remember right
Smashed till the universe colapses
hell yeah
RAHR
smash her brains out
I dont like big ones.
wtf is this Ai filter
I mean me too, but this is doable
Killed
🤨
Bottoms are better than chests.
Wait, I always had this question... R there males in uma or not?
Possibly
But on fat milkers you can suck
smash too, but not too hard, she doesnt have much brainmatter left
discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq'
Half the roster is male.
Yh bro, if too big then its exaggerated and artificial. Not my like
This chat so freaky wth
Sure, but you can do that anyway.
I guess understandable
Who u fooling gng 
Not if shes flat ... What am i supposed to suck on ?
You can just not be a man baby
Real
Fah stop with the six seven joke lads
Meh
If i get a mommy ima suck on her millers
Short thicc and flat is the prime female body, imo.
Short thick and busty you mean
oh hell no
DISGUSTING
No need to be really flat anymore 
no smashing that
Id rather a tall busty person than short.
Also understandable
Shortstacks tbh
Agreege
@atomic plank I dmed you something
Maybe 1:78 meters
Shortstacks with mommymilkers
If she tall she got THIGHS
freaky topic this time
good argument
If she got thighs she can crush me wizh em
thighs are important
@civic mauve WHAT R U DOING TO ENDMIN???

flat, no smash
My ideal anime girl is 170cm ears included born on june 19th 23 and has a personality so flat its endearing.
not human, no smash
Mf... Its a kid..
Yeah thinks shes a baby
hence why no smash
Uh huh...
U wouldn't even if she's wasn't flat.. would u??
Demi humans kinda hot
Christ
But shes flat so pass
if it jiggles then she is an adult
So if she wasn't flat u would...
What, if a cat girl wants to ride me im down sucking
then she would be an adult
Me.
Possibly (if she was older)
she would be a shortstack adult
Yea
Bruh if she had like 17 she's still not an adult, and yes they jiggle
how do i get more vehicles
Can we not hypothetical a child.
age of consent in arknights is based on jiggle physics
Legal in germany so smashed if she concented
Pass
flat, so pass
Male, i aint gay so pass

flat again, so pass again
Its supposed to be a meme bruh 😭✌️
In germany from 14 and onwards youve reached the age of concent so its legal
I aint gay... Pass
But, shes not.
Not yet
Damn, from 14... But there r rules... She can't ofc fuck a 30yo or 20

Yesnt...

Reading this convo sure is hella illegal
If she wants to she can ...
This is why america is the only country thats actually normal. 18 or not at all.
Nahhh ts too much bro
Weird topic...
Kids can't give consent.
💀💀💀
If shes 14 she can
only people with jiggle physics can consent
Frrr let's switch ul to smt else, these guys r weird 💀
14 is still a kid.
anything flat is illegal, punished with the death penalty
In germany you can legally concent to s*x with the age of 14
Even if Germany does for 14, A kid is still a kid.
WTF is happening
Leave, nothing good
I dont understand other countries fixations on these things. You realize you make your country look weird.
Its more like kid x kid

pass, no jiggle physics
You just gave away what you truly are.
Yuri x random 9th grader
Weird guys talking abt weird consent or idk
Do mods even exist in the 26
:I
Teenager
Hold on
Not kid
67
teehee
what...
strong pass
You started this?
What if he was a... Allat time
How about we talk about WT 
Fucking pass

I feel like its more appropriate to do drugs than be a weirdo like this
Better block em ig
Can't talk with those allat
Are these yours
Pat
16
Starting to tighten up
Wait...
what did I do?
When?
Sus o_0
Im going back to work. Waste of my break
smash
Cracking that, well her real version
Bro i wanted to say that I will be more cautious abt these ppl
No no its her fly that jiggles, not her boobs so pass
Shoulda done that since earlier son
But that's still good
Not like Im friend of them or anything... No no no.. nothing at all. Im always aware dw
Ehh ... Idk
bro, its alice from zzz, she is a smash
Looks to young
she got jiggle physics
Live bnuyy reaction
can i own those cars if i steal them
what
Then you're fine, done did it? Being aware
Doubt it but try it ?
Wdym i started this
what r u, american?
Annyways ima head off for a bit

Later
"arent you proud to be an american ?"
smash
💥 @sonic leaf stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995042 landmine(s) remaining)
Bro realy just noted that ...
Guessing i got blocked by atleast 4 people for the earlier convo ...
I am an amputee now, lost my legs to a landmine
Bro walking on hands now
no more smash and pass talk, it just ends badly
Yea
That stays in the DM's
💥 @atomic plank stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995041 landmine(s) remaining)
on the brightside you can have mecha leg
Deserved
Move that weird topic in dms

Hi jack
🦀 🤰 😭 🍑

hi

"smash and pass" is a dangerous game, causes people to step on landmines and lose their legs
@atomic plank hello fellow amputee
what is bro reading
bocu no pico
Liteally got punished for saying id stay jn DM's with that ...
Are you fucking kidding me lol that got me a warning?
@graceful wraith

you are now an amputee like me
Can’t even talk about ZZZ properly
veterans of the smash and pass war
Already was
where can i buy a car
Not here
You got warned for that gif?

What gif ?
Rule 2 is so fucking vague lol, you can post bunny suits but another game jiggle physics is a no lol
where can i buy a vehicle in nte
Even the Yvonne jiggle physics are allowed, Tevi saw it and was chill
No more jiggle for you
1984 moment
There’s a power hungry mod in here, which is bad
no smash and pass, no jiggle, no zzz
I wonder who would look better in an yvonne cosplay... @sudden iron or @jolly bay
me as a dude
aw hell naw
The worst part is, there was a Rossi talk but no one got a warning lol but I guess I’m the one who crossed the line
I said pass on rossi, how is that crossing the line
Same, pass on her
people got angry, cause I passed on rossi
To small (litrally to young, shes like 11 ?)
Nah i think cuz i said if she was bigger i would
@rustic dew how are mods handling rule 2? Some are crazy strict for whatever reason very inconsistent
Feeling like ima get a flood of warnings now that mod was mentioned ...
If you dont see me again they got me
an anime-gta experience
(nte)

Or she got me (id rather have her got me)
I feel like I’m going to get banned if I show a video of Fluorite and it has her jiggle physics at this rate
Possibly
Wanna see my drawing
I am going to get banned cause I said pass on rossi
Dm it to me
I wana also see it
Show us drawing
shore
is it a drawing of 67
No
Are all endfield mods
Just corrupt?
yes
it's a big club, and you aint in it
Look at the game, then look at the characters
There’s those types of mods that are stupidly strict where it goes against the rules sometimes
Like I got a warning here for a small on topic thing

its like the atheist mods on the r/Christianity subreddit
I feel like every mod is corrupted
The worst part is, the mute to ban is automated by the given warns so it can’t be unjust at times
Probably case hungry
Wait... How manny warns till ban ?
chat how do i buy a vehicle in nte
67 warns
o_O
My bad
I think it’s Rule violation based so ones are more than others
I already got 3 warns ...
probably 3 or it highly depends on what you did...
but dont send what you did here for your own safety
I got 67 warns so far, and I am still not banned
2x rule 1 and 1x rule 2 cuz of smth yuri said ...
God
Litrally the message wasnt from me
heh. I remember days before game release. Damn
why play this when u have microsoft flight simulator
@sonic valley what does your role do?
You just got early access?
I don't have both 
Look at what i sent you fluorite
I usually prefer unofficial discord servers if the higher ups truely just believe mods at all times
Some servers are terrible like that lol
closed beta 2, there was technical test, then closed beta 1, then 2
💥 @sonic valley stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995040 landmine(s) remaining)
Yes I read it
I really want to play an aviation simulator but my pc ain't helping
Your statement ?
Crazy shit
another amputee joins the club
I think Uma discord was pretty bad with it
Yea
Oink
what happened there
The uma server is so strict.
I literally got banned because I didn't credit art
me: cutely joins just for emojis
And me who was going to join it... Nvm 🥀
they should really place an achtung! minen! sign around here
Strict on everything basically
Sees: people talking bout shit thatd make adolf scared (y know which i mean)
Mods be like
I’ll have to be careful with the Chen zesty gif, that by tactically could get me banned lol
Im not spending 5-8 minutes trying to find the artist of a 67 gold ship
True
worse than ep....
I have heard that they ban you if you say something straight
Son
hmmm should i try wuwa or throw it in the trash
Mom
Bro I literally got a warn for the "wazzup Beijing" gif 💀💀 like wthh is this
How is it! @sudden iron @atomic plank @jolly bay
meh
trash
XD
I posted Helios 67 meme
And people pinged the mods "didn't credit art" and I was banned
Waht?
Where me? 
But whos john ?
Who IS John
Imagine getting banned for just posting art without saying anything...
It is my drawing
play nte instead
throw it in the trash
Play endfield
you're the sun
or this
Smool figure bext to me needs to be fluorite XD
OMG
Bro
I play both endfield and nte
if I had to choose between nte vs gta online... I would choose gta online. I'm a car guy
AWWWW, TYYY I WILL ALWAYS SHINE FOR U

ditched zzz for nte
Bnyyu
I need this, cause I am an amputee now, lost my legs to a mine
How is it
Nte is just a cheapass copy of zzz with less mechanics imo
Add fluorite and its perfect
John endfield
.dump
but I can date people, therefore its better than zzz
I think fluorite is the grass
Needs to be a human next to me
The blue grass
If u say so 🤷♀️
vat...
Wat ?
but oink and john is...
Oink and john are dating so me and fluorite are XD
I wish I could date fangyi
having family more than of 4 is not allowed in the ccp
we need nte's dating system in endfield
Then make it a family of 5
I was a victim unfortunately
stop posting this distorted image of my wife

Fat boyyyyyy
this is the viceroy brocacho
sonion
Sissyero
I want bigger
chen wants to eat it
buny
Brug... I didnt ask for bunny ass :I
No. I want him to sleep with me
What the bun
They r so cute
M-me??
Thats sounds... Verry wrong
sounds very 67 if you ask me
Well if ur dirty minded I can't helg gng
💔🥀
chen lacks the brain to have a dirty mind
No. The Big Bnuuy
Wait what
I guess thats true :I
perlica will donate some brain matter to her
Perlica growing brainmass at home
endfield keeps chen around cause she is part of the special ed program
I just immediately knew it was you
Stfu
xD
I kinda wana know how bro knew itd be you fluorite
Hes my friend

Bff = boyfriend forever
Shots were fired but they missed i guess ...
i dont need real girls, I got fangyi
@eager horizon fight
1v1
Dont look at me like that ...
What's zhuang's appeal exactly?
it's ok, once mifu becomes playable, I swap her out and then he can have her for himself.

FAT fucking CHUD
KHAME HAME HAAAAAAA
I will look at simps however I like
I wish I hadn't read that stuff this morning
Breuh ...
Yea block that out ...
Sounds good to me
HADOUKEN
67
or the 67 stuff
Btw @real hamlet i saw you like fnf, ever looked at omnipresent noichi mix ?
Why ...
67 thats why
That's the special beam cannon you noobs
...and the guy in her banner too
too bad, she is mine
Calm down son it's just a drawing
fake news, she is real and lives in an alternative universe, and one day I will build a gate to that alternative universe, and then we will get married
and aint nothing you can do to stop it
I can see the smell from here
Is the gate made of rope perchance?

the smell of genius and hard dedicated work to achieve a magnificent goal
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Now I go back to inactivity cuz all I'm getting is icky vibes
im now level 120
240 with another account
btw ||what is that your bio
||
i am now level... its getting to high
I think he needs some love
Why is this funny 😭
Because I can see the fumes of no showering
At least the gross simp is gone
chat, how do you not get depressed after finished a manga 🙏
for some reason i remember endfield was available to download on steam
when i went to go search for it on steam it never existed
kill the author 
it should be playable on there
imo
I like having all my games in one library
as a non steam game
got depressed on my dress up darling
too short
this looks likes its officially on steam when its not
Epic store better
you can import exes to steam
i know
but usually there is no banner art
67
hell nah, its missing all the community features and the fabulous profile making stuff
epic store is ass cheeks, slow asf
I'm back from the war
EA launcher better
Don't say ass or I'll dig your ass
nah steam better only because
its the only game launcher that natively works with a Nintendo switch pro controller
Bro still remember 67
there was a war here too, lots of amputees and a fallen warrior

It was never on steam though?
You're probably thinking of WuWa
Just read another depressed one to override it🤰
We got a mathematic genius over here
Let me roll out the red carpet for you
no
I remember seeing endfield
im having a Mandela effect moment rn
There are SteamGridDB assets available, and the game is playable on a Steam Deck
Probably Mandela effect from those
zenless zone zero is coming to steam
maybe in a few years, this game might come to steam as well
Say Gex
hide it, quick, before chen eats it
i don't usually check stuff related to the database of steam
say 67
67
thank you, senpai

What
this server really like bunnys
chen would mistake the bunny for an edible bread loaf and eat it.
@tardy lark no wet perlica today cuz im busy, but tomorrow is my day off so
wish i could own one tho
Hi oink
Me when i get you
my sister owns three
Xix xeven
4️⃣ 2️⃣
and you just lost everything
I miss @atomic plank , dude didnt do nothing
you don't
you keep on doing it until it cries and then you walk away laughing
Sick car
Never let closed eyed girl drive
How do you stop a bullying child? Or how do you stop bullying a child.
If it’s the latter , just walk away, you’re the aggressor
All i hear is kawaii UwU
How do i bully you
How!
Cuz your profile flashbaned me
Lets bully him instead!
elders are always right, so no he cant be the aggressor
With this mindset, I’m always right!
maybe if you are 67 years old, otherwise no
Been thinking about it... and...
The engagement is off, i simply cant afford to play WT
😔
world of tanks?
Old enough, much older than most. But not the oldest
isnt world of tanks free
so @sonic leaf is the most right one
But time isnt
how cant you afford a free game?
that makes sense
Time is money..
Money is time
Samoney is totime
So is your mom, but I make time for her!
-# joking!
money is something you can earn infinitely off, time however is limited
a human can become a billionaire, but he can never become a billion years old

The billionaire are trying to be young
yet they still die like everyone else
They will unearth artifact to make them immortal
the fountain of youth
people would probably go crazy if they lived that long
onces you experience everthing life has to offer, you will go mad from boredom
maybe thats why billionaires do shady things
out of boredom
Nah, thats just them being uncreative. Theres so much life has to offer
Too much
You could even be an astronout
Live on mars
My exp bar is low
noooo thats terrible news but can wait for sure, take care tho
mars is a dead planet, not much you can experience on there
its fine
if we could travel to other systems, maybe then
but we cant
we are stuck in the solar system with only dead planets
i'd like to travel to the origin systems
Hi
@eager horizon force him
I wanna go to Kepler-452
visit earth 2.0
💥 @sonic leaf stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995039 landmine(s) remaining)
67
I've visited there.
That sucks, not recommended.
Can i send a long warning???
better than the solar system cuz it has void and a ship stuck on a void rift
Do it and get beaned
Haii lily
Anyways
What to read first:
Theres a zero day like vulnerability that hasn't been distributed but already patched in linux kernel [retold by lysara source: /https://youtu.be/uv_F6gLbBiU/
from the patch CVE-2026-31431 Detail
When does this happened:
A month ago which hasn't been disclosed until now.
This affects:
STEAM
(all your games might get affected cause this is a kernal lvl vulnerability)
ALL LINUX DISTRIBUTIONS/DISTRO'S (arch, debian,mint etc)
Am i affected? How would i know if i got the update?;
Its a confusing mess that the updates are still rolling out check thiojoe's channel on how to know if you're updated through this vid: /<https://youtu.be/uv_F6gLbBiU >/
What does those this vulnerability do?;
Execute a user run commands up to root privileges, this can also escape containers
Not to worry they're trying to release it to the public as we speak just be sure to update
A major new linux exploit just dropped, and it ain't pretty
A brand new Linux exploit called "Copy Fail" was just publicly released. And while technically it's not a zero-day, it basically is. It was disclosed and patched in the main Linux kernel a month ago, BUT all the major distros didn't even merge it into their main branches. So when it wa...
I have windows, I dont know what this means
What is wet perlica
Steam runs on linux
I have linux on my steam deck
I think they updated it already
Can you translate this in baby language
Cheif doesnt know deep about technology lizard
yes, please talk as if we only had an iq of 67
IT departement gotta speak it to me more easily
I dont have any programming socks, so I dont know what this means
Theres an exploit on the administrator and beyond that's already patched but the rollout on the update is so slow
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now I get it
Shat ap kyoto person
Tokyo*
na uh
Kyoto sucks
Not
Watch the vid
@civic mauve already explained it to me in a language I understand
not even a simple explanation 🥺
brib
Hi lysara, send noods
lizard...
brib
vadahel noods
Im hungry for noods
What
Send nu!d?!?es!?
Noodles!
Cooked
nudels?
my most trusted employee mel can you watch the video and summarize it
noodles?
pls
Who
🥺
Say uwu
6w7
I can't explain it better cause joe explained it far greater than me that can be understood by the normies
Heres yuri
yuri and incest 🤤
still incest
Can you explain this instead @light pike
its a 6 and a 7 interacting with one another in a passionate manner
ok fine I'll watch joe mama video
Idk bite mark i guess
But im pretty sure i know theres a word for this
vampirism?
marking territory
then they are doing it wrong
I wont go into detail, cause it will probably result in a warning
Hickies!
Or cooties, depends
Lysara has cooties i think
Oh right idk why people do that that doesn't make sen— ew
Nu
Lizard
Marking territory is an animalistic instincts
All i understand in the whole video is containers
are you sure he explains it better than you
yeah but animals do it in a different manner
What happens is it can go inside your contrainers and go out of the container
wtf is a container 😢
like a box on a ship
Sato do not
or something you put stuff in!
Why'd you back down
i've changed
Okay sykkuno
wtf slowmode is back
i dont want to be like that
IT'S EVEN LONGER THAN ENDFIELD
My xp bar is 0

this chat is washed 🥀
Greens
WDYM lemme in
patchrd
Roku nana
ew random is here



