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OH WAIT
what did side do to deserve this


Introvert btw
I come inside your house?
I come in peace
please dont
why don't skeletons fight each other?
because they don't have the guts
Poor peace
my name is peace
Explosion
pls dont come
why is there 2 peace suddenly
Combustion
What do you call a sleeping Bull?
bullshit
Bulldozer
Ha
kek
why did pgr change pfp
Should have had a red bull
cat girl something
Why not
HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY
help bad
I thought we had something special
❌
lets make out wow girl so bold
Man stay hi
wait sayori i can explain
you dont want them 😭 trust
It's fine I'll hang in there
introvert was a complete lie Ig
dw im just joking 😭
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? 
Seeing people meta mancing in ghe diff channels hurts my brain
Ketchup? To whom?
im extrovert once a month
He knows not
ur just extrovert.
Is this a subscription?
😭
If so, give me some
Because then it'd be a foot 
Wallet? What did he let
idk 56 size?
If British loves tea, why is there a t in British
what do you call 2 worms in love?
69
💥 @dusk needle stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995596 landmine(s) remaining)
soil mates

... 😭
amazing
Kaboooom
what kind of mate?
uh the one that goes up and down
oh press.
Me n you?
👋
checkmate?
yeah I already met them
yes "menu" please
Checkmate? Check what exactly?

Shampoo? What colour?
Teach them better
Still going huh?
That's what she said
What do you call a baby pig?
You catch on fast
how do you make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles
Person? Can't it be daughter?
Oink
okay, but hop on
A sus
Going back

A baby pig that vents is a ?
If that's Amiya
Does that mean two of her makes Miyas
Sussy Baka
Twomiyas
Could've said going back in
why are pirates called pirates? because they Arrr
Random sold me fent
I like u be my friend
-# threatening
Why did the donkey jump in a hole?
pirates?
what kind of rats?
is this a threat
Yes. 🔪
Sayori wants to hang with you
pie rats
i like u, marry me.


😭 NOOOOOOOO
This is true
do you like to hang out?
yeah, hang out.
Walmart? Nice walls they have
No, I'm hanging in
spanking it.
i gently open the door
you need to hang on!
Sayori jumpscare
Just hanging around
cries

and observe the extreme application of asphyxiation
Sorry
Adoorable
you feel unstable?
well yeah there arent any stables nearby

Soil? Get well soon
which animal has the largest chest?
a Z-bra
What cup are they
What's that flag with the yellow star
illegal?
those poor eagles
Amongus
z-cup
🇻🇳
Egirls? Yeah they fly
Woah
Preached christianity
okay I had enough goodbye
Minor problem? I'm an adult.
U had enough? What kind of food is that
Did u guys see zima alter and the amazing surtr skin?
Byee
You're cute
.landmine
You have a rizz level of 1000
Byeee
Wheres my 7th landmine
after ur 6th
Stay safe.
oh yeah ofc
Another Nguyen
What are we even doing twin
Monkey ball is a good game
Hi guys what do you call a seven that is ill
what
what is it
we r waiting for the revelation
Sick seven 
Haha my balls exploded
I will commit violence

Hawk rules:
hawk 1: 1+1 = Tony hawk
Hawk 2: uhhhhh
Hawk 3: Man
Hawk 4:

i forgot april fool was yesterday
Anyone here pkay Wuthering Wave ? If so, u guys okay with mouse or controller?
This whole timeline is April Fool
I saw that
that: hi
the world is a joke
go full clown
🤡
hello chat
Yes: no
no: huh?
Huh: what
huh?: what
its always 67 67 67 why not 69
what: sup?
69 us

fuk 69 what about 68?
Anyone here pkay Wuthering Wave ? If so, u guys okay with mouse or controller?
Sup: Dude
oh yeha 68 left out
69 after 9 months: 🤰
i pkay witha mouse 
dude: yo gurt
Chess
SIX ONE SIX ONE
I prefer that over controller
seriously no one gets invincible referene?
69!!!
i dont watch invincible
Mouse ?
Why did your pfp lose pixels 
i only know the [title card] meme
its peak at least i think that
?:I didn't say anything
If he's invicible then why can I see him
I'm Nail, not Nguyen smh
yes: I did
Im glad you noticed. It happened yesterday. A fortunate event
HE SENT THE THING
Omg bnuuy posting as soon as I come to my room
i feel so [title card]
Japan happened ?
Yes
The day can't get any better fr
You can hit 360 no scope more ez
YOURE NOT LISTENING
ITS ALL
💥 @versed iron stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995595 landmine(s) remaining)
If your invisible why can i still see you
Pc or ps5 ?
Through the screen
Hey that's mine
THINK, TEXAS SIMP, THINK
Yes
Chen was too powerful and they had to censore me
Maybe this time you'll learn
feels like metal...
Gearing my metal solid fr
Very solid
meanwhile conquest's house:
metaled all over the place
Holy 
u saw the memes or nah?
I don't remember actually
Actually: 😭💔
Does metal
Gear have solid balls?
metal balss solid 😭
Bro I have to save space for physic formulas 💔
A devil may cry at this moment

Exactly
say that again
Today's conversation is a whole another level 🥀
These residents...evil they are
that again
Again
again
That
These crash bandicoot nuts
Oh no
Nutty
💥 @mossy cloud stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995594 landmine(s) remaining)
Rip
Sane: 😀
exploded
😀 :
💥 @ruby jacinth stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 5 minutes! (999999999995593 landmine(s) remaining)
Lol
7 min
Rip ling
Run away? Which way
💥 @dusk needle stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995592 landmine(s) remaining)
i gues that way
Comfortable? no i came for food
I want it that way
So be it
Pennywise?
You're dying? What colour
I aint looking for lil boys. I got no milk no cookies nothing. I came looking for mens butt
dying noises
WHAT
Make some noise

fart
Sorry for having reading comprehension
Your sentence triggered me to think about that one video
farts louder
😭 i dont know
You're triggered? Son of a gun..
You don't know? So you do yes
A war without reason ?
In reason
The Boondocks Season 3 Episode 9
Having conquered his fear of prison rape, Tom volunteers to lead Huey, Riley, and some classmates on a trip to jail as part of a Scared Stiff programme. When a riot breaks out, Tom has to get the kids, and his backside, out of jail in one piece.
#boondocks #shorts #video
absolute
My Jordan flag is real
Show me
I dont mean in a bad way xd
Idk, give me a picture of you and I'll show you you
Ok
Ik
OHH 😭
Your turn
My turn? Left or right
Middle
Dies
all these dad jokes and yet none of u wants to become a sugar daddy
Centichad
whos the sugar mommy?
Sugar daddies are overrated
Better be a husband
Hi sugar mommy
im brokie
i prefer a transactional relationship
WHO PUT THE FRIDGE INTO THE OVEN
i forgot the joke
BRO WHO BURNED THE WATER
Brokie is a lookie pookie 
You just say random shits that happens in a chaotic kitchen
what that mean? 
A cutie pookie
A
cutie patootie toot toot blub blub
B
This is right
THE EGGS AREN'T BOILING, THERE ARE FLYING OFF
C
Oh! This is so relaxing, I wonder how the others are doing!
AB
Flashbang
WHO'S FRYING A LITERAL PAN, SURE IT'S A FRYING PAN BUT NOT LIKE THAT
WHO ATE THE FUCKING WHEAT
Flashbang? Who did he do?
The code
this is so funny i might pass out
Goodnight

Don't forget to come back as a prime soul
butt prime or sumn
Leaked 3rd prime fight
chicken butt
rule 33: don't check the next rule
STOP
what's the 34th, perhaps?
oh you knowww 
💥 @true pagoda stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995591 landmine(s) remaining)
One dollas per haps
got bombs for lewding
rule 35: check the previous rule
no it's actually
if there isn't there will be in the future
I mean- let's move on 
💥 @daring oar stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995590 landmine(s) remaining)
haha.
@true pagoda hi give me thoughts in 3 seconds
Sup how y'all doing
Hanging on wbu
back from dead
I exploded
Nothing much just bored
Spam puns
@velvet flower I wanna go to medical field instead of technical one
Just for the sake of having work
Mr Incredible ahh lawsuit
should've switched her with gwen stacy
Been a long time ago but yeah
"I was about to die and this man fucking saved me, clown on him"
"He saved me without my consent"
😭
i got my life saved, but i kinda need some extra cash rn so
Pluh
Didn’t you mention being somewhat bad at Chemistry?
If you don’t really have a prior steady foundation for Chem, I cannot guarantee you even get into medical
UHH
Seek help
i read feat as feet 😭
you know which job actually always high in demand, electrician
we have to clean our mind
Says u
says me
Sussy baka
It’s magenta
but most of electrician job is quite dangerous, this is why not many talk about it
😭
:3
Yes

NOOO NOT THE TSUNDERE STUFFFFF 😭
What dere r u
send me a pick of your soul
No ball pics 
i don't know but i guess uhh i dont know
no balls
I agree
Roekt Leageue
[insert tsundere text of saying yes]
all safe job usually full and have less demand but if you looking for the high risk one, they always open 
is there pervert dere
:shocked:
I'm a man
Yes u
even better tbh
IM NOT
I liek wimin
what dm i dont see dms!
I meant what did u say in dm 
Big Chungus
gus
sus
Amogus
Magenta bear
Gouts 💔
i said can we have brainrot in our school project
Oh true
you want WHAT
hlo
saw what? no youre hallucinating
Flowey touched me
i pegged a boy once but hes not enjoying it 
Moon could you be normal for a day
Excuse me
When did I
we listen and we don't judge
STHU ITS MAGENTA
Marry me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some people never learn.
WHOS MARRY ME?
Us
A
crazy: hi
Hi: no I'm not high
gurt: yo
Mom

i like yogurt
Arnold Schwarze[redacted by discord1984]
do you have arknights?
Arking these knights!
hi whats your name!
Mine
Van Darkholme
@bleak aurora @dusk needle you two may now kiss each other
🔥
No I kiss u
A
.yatta
What the fuck
WOW-
how can y'all sit here all day long btw
don't y'all have jobs or school or uh hobbies or games to play 
💥 @daring oar stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995589 landmine(s) remaining)
wulfenite is also very good, tho with a specfic af role
Someone wanna play mlbb?
We're the original Discordians
school i have on weekend, my hobby in talking with uncle
i text with one hand
my other hand is working
quite good team
Uhhhh E1 laevatain?
I have a beard
Sorry I bit it
HUH
"working"
yeeeah right 
Nom nom
waz that
And E1 mon3tr, and lemuen?
Mobel lejens bang bang
are you maybe playing arknights now?
wait do you guys prefer shaved or trimmed or unshaved
No
shaved
????
Trimmed
i see i see
Does anyone wanna rob Lox
💥 @dusk needle stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995588 landmine(s) remaining)
i gues alot love it shaved
take uika off
you ain't using her for shit without her gf
Idm really
I feel that the mujica units don’t do much
she still sucks without other ave mujica members
My brother, myrtle doesn’t require much investment and she’s lowkey meta
just use another bard or smth
even sora works
then don't use her
la pluma can stand on her own

then lvl her up
this is the words of someone who has never experienced myrtle's glory
Bonus point if you have the flagpipe combo
Myrtle, Elysium and bagpipe
1.4k hp, 359 def, 500 atk, and 8 dp
myrtle is broken even without bagpipe
you talk to veterans like that
uhh
Glory to pioneers
vanguards arent meant to deal damage (besides ines and a few), you just have them print dp and swap em out for guards and defenders
Glory to chargers
agents 
you will not take cantabile away from me
me when i don't play the game 🥀
Ill give u surfer for cantabile 
You can have the funny triple blue rings
i prefer birb over bnuuy
you're the one ragebaiting here
Wrong race!
imagine picking vigil over myrtle fr fr
Shes a fake bunny…
i'd rather take vigna 
Her brain fried
squirrel 🤤
all the more reason to not take her!
interesting 
Squirrel Girl from Marvel Rivals?
time to go play stronghold protocol again 
Lets play overwatch together
please no
people in my degree usually work as electricians
can we play valo instead
AND I FUCKING FORGOT TO DO CH16 FOR EVENT REWARD AAAAAAAA
Lets play tf2 together then 🥀
am in electrical engineering
when the skill issue
hop on highguard
Teach me how to electrical
@bleak aurora https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HroNdaF47s
Follow my Instagram @id..c
The fuck
V=IR, all our math boils down to that
is this for real? 😭
I meant the board
The f is she on about ?
you deploy a pioneer/ charger first to block them lane, they'll deal with the early waves, while that happens, you have your flagbearers print dp, once enough dp, remove em and place your defenders and guards and etc
when i use an operator wrong and blame my loss on operator 
Yes
So what is the verdict ?
flex on his ass
Mini rodion
the more higher end clears of annis don't even use myrtle cause she's not afk-compatible 🫃
3 thousand slaps
Everything about electronics can be looked up online
She deserved it
I use poncirus for my annis 
Like literally, it is such a wide range that youh have a video for everything
i too place 1 bagpipe to solo a 3 dog rush and blame bagpipe for being a shitty vanguard fr fr
Hahaha online
As in cables
Haha so funny
-# I'm funny
I'm about to look up if I can solder on an nvme m.2 port in place of my sata m.2 in my motherboard
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.
well then deploy 2 pioneers
Time to make an exploding board

Hi funny
-# (edited)
1
Thanks
so why are you arguing myrtle bad when you haven't even used her to the limit 
uwaaa! nya nya nya nya~! :3 kyakun-nya-nya, and a pyon-pyon-purrr-nyaa skyaaaaaaa~~~ nya-nya-meow-meow-purr-purr pyan, pyan!!!! you don't knyaaw~ big paw :3
💥 @vast lava stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995587 landmine(s) remaining)
my brother in christ your myrtle is NINE dp cost
Imprisoned XII
can rossi still one phase rhodagn with p0
you don't even have her max pot

Deserved assassination….
@vast lava a legend died 
.gethisass
Nuh uh undeserved hate on meows
@vast lava do you have it
i've used myrtle in any and all scenarios
I pressed 1 to speak with a warranty specialist
well, minus SSS and IS to be fair
And then in normals I use elysium
"Sorry, your subscription has been cancelled."
5* expensive 
myrtle known is6 ed3 hp% loss healer 🤫
is the new 4 star agent gud
the sins of not playing IS6! 
U cant make me play IS6
so skill issue 
then invest more into her
Bring her everywhere
im proof it's possible to do so, clearly a skill issue that you can't come up with the same answers 
so you dont have courier, vanilla or fang?
Slug owning lady
nah fang is the goat
my usual squad these days 
Best vanguard of all time is Mountain 
sakichan best vanguard fr
powercrept AH
The f is this brand smoking
if you wanna switch your brain off sure
Ur just jealous
🥀
Wisadel peak
acquire her dumbahh skin next apri
shut your piehole i dont need a crutch
💥 @versed gate stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995586 landmine(s) remaining)
Wisadel has the best built kit! If only u use anything other than s3
doesn't build operator
doesn't research into numbers
'man this operator is so bad'
she's a goddam 4 star 🥀
you can get thorns to e2 but not her?
truly the t4 bait of all time
Myrtle dps not as good as wisadel
skill issue!
look, id love to make a guideline for you in your early game
just give your local myrtle a gun fr fr
so you agree your opinion is invalid because you're new? 

Worst sailech...
bruh, how am i playing with myself and having 200 ping on 1 acc vs 40 ping on another 
i too don't build my operators and complain they bad 
No Yunii san
lets all just cool it down
Skadi is suck without AH team and even so she is still suck ⛓️✨🌹🙂↔️🫛🙂↔️🫛🤑🐏
U suck
fak u 
its fine, you make mistakes you live you learn, what stage are you at on chapter 7

@primal marsh this man spent 2 weeks to e2 thorns but can't even raise myrtle properly
The forsaken ice drone spam stage
🥺
How heavy is mifu?
skadi alter alter corrosion ritualist! trust!!
Or zhuang fangyi 
around,,6 or 7 kilos
i see....
In that case around mid chapter 7 i highly reccomend you E2 your Amiya, she'll be very useful on patriot bossfight
I mean i don't even build Myrtle until my first CC
Burn!
nono corrosion primal guard!!
Ishmael dating sim when guys
@vast lava do you have imprisoned xii
Burn fits skadi more!
pretty sure you need to e2 her for the story anyways
Cook the fish 

ill burn you if you dont accept my icebreaker team invite...
the biggest newbie trap of arknights is not building low rarity ops 
Which prison
Hey sexy
the ave mujica song
it's how you get people whining that ch16 bear too hard!
only build 6*s
if only uika healed more 🥀
what no
What if you have no 6*
real gamers build 5 stars
true
reroll
But I can't beat it with my extreme niches R6 knight only so it suck and bad eos please
unbeatable with ave mujica only 🥀 🥀 🥀
guys im a wuwa player, i just found this game and it looks rly cool. what should i expect from the gacha system? does it feel PTW in any way
uh yeah it eos in like 2 days
Expect peak
now if youll excuse me, gonna E2 thorns alter
fuck
i was too busy chatting shit i forgor to play arknights manually
haruka needed skill activation to heal i forgor 🥀 🥀
I e2d the dog
me when second activation becomes unlimited duration
slop builder
💥 @silver solar stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995585 landmine(s) remaining)
last words before being obliterated by talulah because insufficient operator investment
No u
I really liked the cn skin
@river urchin found it
Haii lily
cause you do have skill issue 
Just surtr it
who is she again? from where and which event
Hi
brigid

Dog?
Arf arf
yes
Necrasss
I knew it
doesn't sakiko use skill on her own
i got brain issues amigo, i don't got no skill issue like ye balloonos
yeah still no clue. any time period? perhaps i was on break
unironically, yes.
are we deadass
why is she/he crawling
Uuuh I think early 2025 maybe
Or mid
why wouldn't i use myrtle for a boss 
@bleak aurora
oh yeah i was on break
skill issue
eblana was like sept/oct 2025
did you know?
the 4 star operator lutonada can solo a whole side on her own while other 6 stars struggle to do so?
embed.
Actual chuds
Those who don't use myrtle on boss fr
I FCKING know you were gonna say some slur at me
yeah well watch THIS SLUR

6 stars could never
Sexy
Maybe i was thinking cn idk!!
Anyone who play Abysshunter slop dni
hello chat
28th of august! on en!
Yes
Senior 🥀
how i can play this game
look at the left side amigo
U’re the senior
you cant
holy shit
lutonada standing there face-tanking the enemies like a god
join my team 💢 💢
me when I also got eye issues 🥀
KYAAAAAAAA REED
no PerlicaHappy...
WHERE IS GUITAR RAY SKIN
cuz i wanted to have 700 discord orbs and i end up here
My discord doesnt even have the quest yet
Worst skin in the game 
Strongest defender
Slow rollout my fucking stupid ass
Sloperator
fak u bradar
Sloperator
during sa2 iirc
damn
thats you!
heh
p
I dont have an a in my name
don't*
strongest snake
okay low-key it might be actually worth getting the new 5* ritualist
DO NOT talk about Zou&&&&
that’s*
My Queen
an "a"*
when I don't build my ops
is her elemental dmg a new one
Less trust than me
Corrosion
the water one?
Uhhhhh sure
I have 200 trsut 
Im birsting so hard
-120 isnt alot
that's the water elemental dmg
she any good?
its lowkey useless mostly!
Yes and decent
Gives some stats and gives operator lore
this will be as useful as shining +def
She solo patriot
Depends on whether it's base def or post Cal def
With Arturia help
also it's infinitely stackable like regulsr corrosion 
I think enemy base def is a bit insane
Insanely high*
can you give me a anime to watch
my guy have you seen the new operators 😭
no
Burst bar cd is just rly long!!
They are the little cirle
8s default 
8s !! thats low
when the cirle is max, fucked thing happen

circl max enemy takes lot of damage
can elemental bars overlap
and the new 5* comes with a cd reducing s2 like trago s3
no
and most new physical ops have extremly high dph anyway!
Yes

Theres so much damage in the game
ForstNova freeze and elemental damage are NOT the same
that's the only thing holding us back from giving everyone stage 67 oripathy
lets go back to og exu dmg 


🤤 buff army gameplay
I actually really enjoyed that 
🤤
'I got no elemental ops beside surtr'
ts is not endfield 🥀
does surtr even have mod delta
holy shiet IG3 is slapping my ass
no
they take so long to capture
Highmore
Its okay sato is gonna carry me through icebreaker games
Skadi
Ice breaker solo

give myrtle thighs
Bryophanta
Gummy thighs
💥 @ruby jacinth stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995584 landmine(s) remaining)
Flamebringer
Mod watching nuh uh
Mods are blind
They wont know…
Candy is bad for you
|| Candeez nuts ||
tan thighs.
Life is roblox🗣️ 🔥
her summer skin hot
she albino
who is that!
enough reason for me 
peak editing skills!