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Heyo kiddo~!
instructions unclear
I am going through a psychosis rn
Rookie mistake
Why are you putting Holmium the 67th element here
Nahhh it was worth it
ooohh you silly
Im making 4x average salary with just 3 years experience
just wait until i gently open your door
You 67ed me, so I 67 them
I locked the doors
Did they 89?
Office work never worth it unless you're a manager

I personally prefer 17
Easy solution: get a job that gives both engineering and office work
when one door is locked, go for the window
That's easy, just make a start up and use investor money to buy a sport car 
You're not in April Fools anymore
You're the 1 4 me
Nah, it’s worth it on my part. Im making much more than what the top engineer graduates make. And if they become a CEO, they need a consultant to make great decisions, which is what i work as
I poured salt on it, u can't get in now
that sure is a healthy car
See, you're not a mere "Office worker"
Pipe bomb
Office worker when onice worker walks in:
Do u do statistics
Im staying here in this company to rack up experience
improvised explosive device
It's like "I work at small company" and "I work at Google"
It was my major yea, but i only use 20% of what i actually learned
I’ll use holmium laser enucleation on your prostate
Unfortunately The CEO of seggs will not release Seggs the sequel due to copyright with Nintendo
i stalking my female friend.
No, stalk me instead
underwater sea mine
Please stop stalking people
You know we technically don’t have prostates, right?
LMAO yea. Another thing is that it’s essential in this country to have connections
Im currently working under a friend of my father
Nepotism 
Always the same shit no matter which country
fr
Doesn’t matter if you’re a genius if you don’t have connections
:/
as everywhere else
If you're genius, people will swarm you to use you
reality sucks
Underpaid
Interesting
Ive known 4.0 gpa graduates with no friends makinh average salaries
i eat grass
I eat glue
So you're a cow
no
I eat crayon
So you're a child
clean shot.
I eat people
I’m a navy
So you're Hannibal
You don’t?
no
I graduated with 3.5 gpa LMAO but i got 3 internships at big companies (connections ofc)
So you're the deep ocean
Well you also get connection from them lol
Nope
Money is money, do anything (legal) to make cash
Nah
aw no image perms
I don't taste like people
I’m a sea born
still im gonna stalking them more.
You were born there, are you a mermaid? Or a merman
So you're an Asian
I'm pursuing CS but I lost interest to work as CS 
smooth like a new born
He was a Sea men 
I think CS graduates can work as a data scientist, they got serious money lowkey
Anything technological have an upper hand in most cases
Correct ✅
Rice or not
a what
Southeast Asia born🧠
Same
Probably one of the worst places to be born, southeast asia
twas a joke cuz AK seaborn ...
Same
Unless it's like Singapore or Brunei
No Malaysia mentioned = fake message
True

I forgot I haven’t had lunch yet 
why not Singariche?
Oh
They're humble
A fihh
Brunei Mars
Malaysia is nice ig since you got Chinese Melayu mix. Or The Philippines with their latina baddies
Rice so peak
Chinese Melayu mix are so hot
#salt-mine-gacha-flex ratio
no i hate it
doesn't the free 10 not count into your pity
Give me ten
Too late I ate em all
Can't they hit on me
Nuh uh I ated your rice fields
bro wtf am i supposed to do with rossi
I want chinese melayu mix gf
Be a good parent
Again
Ah….Castorice…..
im a bad parent
I want chinese melayu mix gf again
Amoi speaking malay so peak
Ikan keke mak iloy iloy
Malaysia meme ahh
Me with chinese malaysian mix girl
If Castorice is eating fried rice, will it be considered cannibalism?
cast iron wok fried rice
If I eat you, will it be considered cannibalism
Castorice plump smooth thighs nnngghhhhh
ohayo
Man sybau she's so bad
Yes
Top 10 sanest malay Chinese mix glazers
Bro simping to the max
@plain kelp Alter

RRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
mucho muchy.
Your combo is GREEN
Bigmaxxing
Rika auto targets so you can't escape anyways
Is that Stella Sora?
Also hi taccy
what could it be then.
Yo yo

Artificial Idiocy

I didn't really play much of it so yeah
Domain Expansion:
Reading Comprehension
same. 💔
EOS soon.
At least have a somewhat memorable mc or smth
Fr?
someday.
Oh
was Hakari vs Kashimo animated this season or is it gonna be next season?
they glued him together 
Then maki’s colony
💥 @sleek fossil stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995604 landmine(s) remaining)
where's my landmine hm?
A **proper **CS graduate always guarantee to get a good paying job
A colleague of mine built a start up, and it got acquired by a billion dollar company
Just for the other fraud to take ove him I'm crine 😭
Oh yeah that’s good, usually college / uni connections is a good way to get a job for fresh grads
I'd love to this Modulo Yuji vs Full Power Sukuna
that would be peak
Or if your college is popular there ought to be a company that is well known to take people from that college
but never gonna happen obviously
But it's getting boring if ppl only talk about money
Sukuna is like 2 Modulo Yuji fingers rn he isn't standing a chance ✌️
It is indeed
Sukuna is like 6 or 7 times fingerd by yuji
Pardon me what
Money isn’t everything but everything definitely requires money
it really depends
we still haven't seen Yujis Domain
and Domain Clash with a barrierless domain - well you know how it ends
I just think it would be interesting to see but
I doesn't really matter
If i didn’t need money, i would have 100% pursued my passion in arts
Both my parents work in art related jobs and i was not allowed to work as one
"Mahito were you always this weak?"
ice cold
Digital art is genuinely a great soft skill to have. You’re ought to be asked to atleast design something in your job
Plenty of artist dont have art background, but the question is how willing you're to pursue it on your free time
4 years of college i spent the first 3 years working in different events as a designer. A great portfolio to have
Another GREAT soft skill is copywriting
I spent my college time taking Google certs 
Public speaking or some sort of communication is also important yet so overlooked
Advanced skill in microsoft excel is also an insane addition to your portfolio
Now you're just talking like dept. of marketing
💥 @sleek fossil stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995603 landmine(s) remaining)
Corpo got bombed 
"Convince"
Son ✌️
I have the skill to con people into buying things they don't need at work
Folk ✌️
Brother in Law🙏
Still contemplating if getting a masters degree going to be worth it or not
Probably taking one if i get an insane offer for promotion
I am curious about her
Why even you're taking that
Make ass flute real
Flatu-Flute
If you're not planning on working for some govt agency or branch, it's useless in the private space
Certifications are worth way more (like CCNA, RHCSA, etc)
Just pour your money into index fund and live a good life
I see…
Honestly I'm at a point where I may just put ravioli in my pocket and offer it to people.
Government owned companies don’t pay much anyways here
based
make a video
Ravioli Ravioli
whats in the pocketoli
Wdym, you can commit corruption and nepotism
.sahur
Honestly, it was my dream to get an actuary certification. But it’s too damn hard that most people just get a degree in it as a way to study for the certification test
Negative connections... 
you get invited to a dark back alley with a blindfold
💥 @daring oar stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995602 landmine(s) remaining)
Why people want to be politicians? so that they can commit a big ass corruption and got shielded from the law
Actuarial science having insane skill for trading, investing and overall ability in forex and stocks
Insane money gaining method if you have the skill
Someone told me to not invest to stock, but index fund
It is the safe way yes
Stock relies a lot on the market itself. If people see it as shit, it will be shit
stock trading is juts advanced gambling
Forex relies a lot on the current state of the general economy
Crypto? Fuck crypto
It’s based on hype
Should've bought bitcoin seventeen years ago
LMFAO
But what about Mr.Beast coin. I gotta invest
Yeah wish parents gave me their credit card when i was a kid
fr
2067 it will beat bitcoin trust
Another safe investment is franchise
I was thinking about buying some when it was 200€
but I was in school and only had 300
Tbh could Mr.Beast do a Wonka chocolate factory thing and take people in a deathtrap candy factory for prizes. Like make them sign waivers and get away with it. Idk if it's even legally possible
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It'll look bad for him
Invest in a company you’re certain will be better in the long long run. Invest $50 to $100 a month or any amount you can. In a few years you’ll get insane profit
Tho it works like 8 out of 10 times depending on what company
Cornhub?
I'm too lazy to read the market
What do they even have stocks
I rather make nsfw and buy a sport car from the profit 
Oh wow they're a private company I had no idea
One of the perks of being a statistician is i can commit fraud by convincing clients to invest through me and let me double or triple their money with a 95% success rate
They cant blame me if the 5% happens

Or shit i could make a gambling site
Sell them on the Wolf of Wallstreet dream
I can make one lmao
Fairy dust
10.000 on Black roll it Coupier
Should I be an IT or NSFW artist
50% chance to get a royal flush 50% chance to get anything else
both is good.
but freelance nsfw is better.
It is, but I can only learn one thing at the time

Nsfw but be willing to draw sosig
I'm a freelancer yapper
ur already artist, why IT?
learning to drawing robot?
Statistics is always in the state of is and is not. Some factors in statistics are out of our control so it can never be a 100% guarantee happen
Is it 1.2 yet?
I'm pursuing CS degree, my thesis about Data
no
No.

Wrong server
what field r u freelancing
In 1.2 Amiya will return with a bazooka and kill everyone
nsfw artist.
then go both of it.
double the risk, more rewarding!
Furry nsfw artist make thousands
Oh right. Some furries have deep pockets
uuuh Endfield 
Yeah, still a long way before can make a good shit tho
How do you thin they're affording those expensive ahh suits
Sit at home field
thousands oh thousands.
Furries making good money in IT
I like how this chat on topic so much that ppl forgot it named #off-topic

If you know you know

this is why manga artist and artists turn into the darkside
bright side is they can afford things faster than regular monthly employee.
Shindo L I wonder if that guy has a Ferrari
credit card debt?
daz crazy
anyway time for my torture amd hell called office job
It's not the real Pink Guy but I'd like to imagine Pink Guy in an office
MAGENTA
What the heck this stupid prices
ey money ain't free so you oughta do some work
lovely forma
Yeah, big money from there too
didn't you ask this 7 times already

Spending? I have a bad habit spending on pc parts
Yesterday I ask before I know the price, today I ask after I know the price
was that somebody else?
I've seen this blue cosplay being posted here many times and someone asks if they should buy it
ok faust
I wanna buy a overpriced giant watch for my cosplay 
i got her
$300, not incl tax shipping etc
Dunno tbh
Anw lemme ask the seller then
maybe I am just schizomaxxing
my 2900 crates say pulling is bad
my 5 crates say that it won't be enough
I have more crates than there are Identities to sharf
That's not how you spell feet
.feet
dante will have the first zero coin skill
bullet team time
8
the new faust go clank clank clank
hi
blep
type shi.

Chat who should I a rank next
NOOOO
AK CN made so much money with this
fighting the urge to do a backflip

LEZ GOOOOOOO
hru
not good
what happened
noooo
u prefer cats or rabbits
Cat gifs are filled with Ai slop and videos too lazy to go through
NOOOOOO
i have so much saved cat gifs
greed
gluttony
orange kitter track nording the schleife
faust dead ass just finished off the prophet then stripped
💥 @coral spear stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995601 landmine(s) remaining)
Looks like everything back to normal now
Selfcest 


aggressive orange
i have 7 of them
you want one?
if you want to ragebait a cat then point at it like you're shaming it
they really hate getting pointed at
I like to set box traps on my roommates cat
F5s...
7 cats?
💀
the smell must be horrible
yeah it is
my mom loves them too much
i only really like 2 of them
maybe when i move out i can take those two and lessen the load
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wut? never watch avengers endgame?
damn
ye I got one 4 legged killer
roaming around
everytime I put on fresh clothes he oughta leave his hair on my fresh pants grrr
clearly they dont know ball

screw you hindely
Hello
hello Arasyl
looking pretty today aswell lisa
It's lysara
arasyl s'tI
ive seen this gif so many times now, whats up with it
this guy likes eating fries
siht gniod ton era ew
tahw
@ember narwhal @signal glade 20 each lmao
I have only 1000 lunacy 😭
and congrats
Reminds me when I had to burn 190 luna to pull Rien Sang
hilarious
Meow meow
oh well
should've sharded him tho
@ember narwhal
I still had 200+ pulls left for Walpurgis
Side Story event People, A People Мы Вместе 人们,我们 is coming soon to CN
#Arknights #明日方舟 #News #アークナイツ
СЛАВА УРСУС

@versed gate saw that
wipes sweat
uhhhhh
@versed gate saw that
you saw nothing......
quick some CIA bs
bro this pv sounds like actual doomer style music
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it reminds me of this song so much
Aleksej play Molchat Doma
staple doomer music
Bnnuy
I found them out 1 week ago

I got a cool frame now
nah screw them
Sometimes
holy crap
they really nailed the doomer style music
A supplier gifted me a choco Bunny today cuz Easter 
When r we getting Vocals in Endfield ffs
I want some proper banger music
jumping off a cliff vs jumping off a cliff in ursus
Ive been using discord premium for 3 years cause of orbs
closest thing we got to vocals are the ones in fangyi's entrance
Wuhhh
the chinese gibberish or whatever when she kills the slimes
Gemini is this real
Yes ive sustained my 1 month premium up 3 years
setup has lights now 
Didnt know they gave that many orbs
that doesn't count
Orbs havent even been out for 3 years Im pretty sure
Liesara
haha jakol
They came summer 2025
Liesara
.sahur
I've paid for Nitro once
when they had a special offer and never again
also orb nitro is 3 days only
i have enough for 1 mqonth but im not doing that
modern day discord is so bloated anyway fuck those orbs
Should I spend 100$ on nitro?

but you have nitro 
Gold digger caspy...


It's lysara
Glusara
free cosmetics are free cosmetics
Liesara april fools was yesterday!
don't need em
don't want em
I want them
1 year is like 50$ here but i dont utilize nitro enough to justify buying
genuinely a waste
my account will be 11 years old this year in December jfc I am old
Or 100$ on decorations
liarsara
Liar Liar
ass on fire
Lmao
Oily ass
does it matter
But i didn't pay a single dollar for it
Did you get gifted?
Wooow
even after kit rework
mel is still a mistake
From a friend but one month but ive extended it
hax cheater
I remember when nitro use to be 5 dollar 10 is a lot 
It still doesnt add up!
I did give discord my bank 
potato potato
6 months
I use the art of mind projection to conevy which emotes I am trying to use like
:risitaskekw:
Yes
thats not 3 years
Should I spend 250$ on endfield?
how I felt after losing nitro after 4 years


Not a sub!!! 💢
hell nah
that's like a year if monthly pass and battle pass
Im far more important than such things 🥀
250$ on video games?
250 on me! (Not sato)
Only 250$?! How about 30k ?
Why do u wanna spend 250 dollars so badly
what can you offer
Feet pics! 
ewwww
Its a big amount to impulse spend
I don't want those
not even for free
I’ll get you a Nintendo game
Feet are Overrated These days
I was just joking!!
People are Armpit Enjoyers now. Go with the flow
ew
Please paypal 3$ i really need it im hungry!
Anything huh? 🤨
Moderators the bot is back
Y-yeah!
Perfect. Send me your Credit Card (both Sides)
@sudden iron why do you wanna impulse spend 250 dollars so badly anyway!
Why u lowk seems familiar
Have we met?
I honestly forgot I have these sitting unused
Pictures are worthless to me
Actions and activities tho
debatable and could be discussed
Bored.
Save it and buy stuff you really want instead
I dont know you...

I have soo much orbs that ive been redeeming nitro fro 6 months
Alr if u say so
the internet is full with the most depraved shit you can imagine
pictures are everywhere
I might buy something stupid like Amazon junk
Yes some of them are given for free
You could almost buy a Switch 2
dryNoncrit
I could have enough too Im just using them for deco

Buy a maid outfit!
I got one, best console to ever exists
Yeah buy cosplay!!
Theresa Cosplay?
Already did
That too! 🤤
Then buy me one too 
I want one too
🥀
No need to force!
Buy me a W Outfit
My boobs show a lot tho
get a cosplay that covers more then!

Unless the Fanservice hits
gz
I'll change back to that once I'm free from studies
Hi!
Studies? Sounds ... rough
But... you'll probably forget who I am by that time so eh...
Just using GIF and searching Erza... If i scroll a bit i See Things that i forgot
I bet you’d look super cute in a cosplay!! 
Keys
Are you bnnuy?
I had a cosplay of Ashley from RE4
I sense I'm missing some information here
Same
I ated ur braincells
My cat stole them. Good luck getting those back

Mostly, it was pre remake
I stuck a nuclear code to his balls
Misinformation? What information did you miss? 
fuck u? when? where?
No, that's Information's Miss
Holy shit? It can be like that?
Misinformation, where is your husband?
She'll never be that direct
FUCK U THIS MADE ME LAUGH


He's gonna be electrified
Landmine? Why is this land yours?
I don't know? So you do yes?
Where's the door? I'm out
I'll open it for you
Let me out of this place
Everyone stepping in Landmine. Noone stepping in Seamines. Change that please.
what do you call a cute door?
adoorable
: fish:
I'm taking that door and hitting you with it.
hilarious
Fantastic? Why are you pouring Fanta on a stick? 
😭
ok uncle
Person...
I might look good in one, the glasses wouldn't work though.
your fantasy?
why do you have a sea full of fanta
what do you call a moose that everybody know?
famoose
what do you call a pack of moose
what
Kitkat? Since when did you get a kitten?
Yup. I'm out
bird flu? yeah they tend to do that
thats funny
mobile phone? where did it go?
metal gear solid? i hope so
Your fridge is running? You better go catch it!
💥 @primal marsh stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995600 landmine(s) remaining)
Deserved
Iran? no i walked
what do you call a pig that does karate?
pork chop
Boneless pizza
Israel? Of course it’s real
9/11?
0.18181818181818181818
aw i got
"This can’t be posted because it contains content blocked by this server. This may also be viewed by server owners."
Yo!
Yuraaaaaa
Domain Expansion
Infinite Landmines
hii
cellphones? no some stores do it already
You dont beat your fish?
Baddies? Better report them
So you eat them alive then?
ofc i dont. 😭
💥 @true pagoda stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995599 landmine(s) remaining)
oil painting? never seen it do that
Hold on? To what?
Gaming mouse? That's cool
mango? no he stayed
@olive pawn
These homonyms arent funny!
buoyant? No I think it's a girl ant
To die
shotgun?
I didnt shoot anything
To go to KFC
Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia?
Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia? Dementia? dementia?
why did you leave me
to get to the kfc
@silver solar You did this…
ok i ran out
Money? What's wrong with it?
💥 @dusk needle stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995598 landmine(s) remaining)
Why
why doesn't santa have children?
because he only comes once a year
Why not just stay inside
Did what!
So a horse walks into a bar
Im not the culrpit...
“Ah fuck, can’t believe ya done this”
FOUR LANDMINES TODAY HAHAH
So a human walks into a bar
stalking discord friends idk.
i came
Congratulations
💥 @dusk needle stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995597 landmine(s) remaining)
😭
Now that's 5
Did you come inside?


come inside.







